Poll
Question: If you were a genie what would you do whit the first person that rubs your lamp?
Option 1: Grant him/her/it 3 wishes 
votes: 2
votes: 2
Option 2: Grand only 1 wish
votes: 0
Option 3: Put him/her/it in you're bottle 
votes: 0
votes: 0
Option 4: Send out a message you're not in there
votes: 3
Option 5: Tell him/her/it the way to get more wishes 
votes: 0
votes: 0
Option 6: Turn him/her/it in a genie
votes: 0
Option 7: Grant yourself all wishes
votes: 0
Option 8: Nobody get's MY lamp
votes: 1
Option 9: other (specify)
votes: 0
Title: Genie...
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 23, 2007, 02:00:44 AM
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 23, 2007, 02:00:44 AM
Let's all rub the magic lamp!! :P
Title: Re: Genie...
Post by: tessspoon on April 23, 2007, 04:51:37 AM
Post by: tessspoon on April 23, 2007, 04:51:37 AM
Nobody gets MY lamp; I just got it. :P
Title: Re: Genie...
Post by: Yonkey on April 24, 2007, 10:05:24 AM
Post by: Yonkey on April 24, 2007, 10:05:24 AM
"We're sorry. The genie you have reached is not in service. Please check the lamp and try your rub again. This is a recording." XB
Title: Re: Genie...
Post by: Delling on April 24, 2007, 10:33:28 AM
Post by: Delling on April 24, 2007, 10:33:28 AM
You get three wishes with the following caveats and addendums:
All wishes are non-refundable. Fulfillment of a wish is not gauged by customer satisfaction. Should your wish create some sort of problem for you, we're sorry, but perhaps you should wish for a cheap psychiatrist or other aid. Genie is not responsible for satisfaction, enjoyment, gratification, experience (good or otherwise), or death resulting from a wish. Genie may not kill, maim, or otherwise physically damage another person than the wisher without written consent and proof of cognizance of consequence of action: if you'd like to wish yourself harm, be our guest. No wish will result in harm if not requested within the wish itself.
You are allowed a total of three wishes. There is no wishing for more wishes. No wish may affect the established system of wishes and wishing. To command a wish, the wisher must state: "I wish that..." or similar construction. Should the genie grant a wish not so commanded, said wish is counted in the total count of three.
Wishing to free the genie results in a lifetime service as a genie. Hey, we're not handing out free genies here!
All wishes are non-refundable. Fulfillment of a wish is not gauged by customer satisfaction. Should your wish create some sort of problem for you, we're sorry, but perhaps you should wish for a cheap psychiatrist or other aid. Genie is not responsible for satisfaction, enjoyment, gratification, experience (good or otherwise), or death resulting from a wish. Genie may not kill, maim, or otherwise physically damage another person than the wisher without written consent and proof of cognizance of consequence of action: if you'd like to wish yourself harm, be our guest. No wish will result in harm if not requested within the wish itself.
You are allowed a total of three wishes. There is no wishing for more wishes. No wish may affect the established system of wishes and wishing. To command a wish, the wisher must state: "I wish that..." or similar construction. Should the genie grant a wish not so commanded, said wish is counted in the total count of three.
Wishing to free the genie results in a lifetime service as a genie. Hey, we're not handing out free genies here!
Title: Re: Genie...
Post by: tessspoon on April 24, 2007, 10:59:25 AM
Post by: tessspoon on April 24, 2007, 10:59:25 AM
Quote from: Delling on April 24, 2007, 10:33:28 AMlol! XD
You get three wishes with the following caveats and addendums:
All wishes are non-refundable. Fulfillment of a wish is not gauged by customer satisfaction. Should your wish create some sort of problem for you, we're sorry, but perhaps you should wish for a cheap psychiatrist or other aid. Genie is not responsible for satisfaction, enjoyment, gratification, experience (good or otherwise), or death resulting from a wish. Genie may not kill, maim, or otherwise physically damage another person than the wisher without written consent and proof of cognizance of consequence of action: if you'd like to wish yourself harm, be our guest. No wish will result in harm if not requested within the wish itself.
You are allowed a total of three wishes. There is no wishing for more wishes. No wish may affect the established system of wishes and wishing. To command a wish, the wisher must state: "I wish that..." or similar construction. Should the genie grant a wish not so commanded, said wish is counted in the total count of three.
Wishing to free the genie results in a lifetime service as a genie. Hey, we're not handing out free genies here!
Title: Re: Genie...
Post by: Petra Rocks on April 24, 2007, 11:41:43 AM
Post by: Petra Rocks on April 24, 2007, 11:41:43 AM
Quote from: Delling on April 24, 2007, 10:33:28 AMNo way I can beat that. :P
You get three wishes with the following caveats and addendums:
All wishes are non-refundable. Fulfillment of a wish is not gauged by customer satisfaction. Should your wish create some sort of problem for you, we're sorry, but perhaps you should wish for a cheap psychiatrist or other aid. Genie is not responsible for satisfaction, enjoyment, gratification, experience (good or otherwise), or death resulting from a wish. Genie may not kill, maim, or otherwise physically damage another person than the wisher without written consent and proof of cognizance of consequence of action: if you'd like to wish yourself harm, be our guest. No wish will result in harm if not requested within the wish itself.
You are allowed a total of three wishes. There is no wishing for more wishes. No wish may affect the established system of wishes and wishing. To command a wish, the wisher must state: "I wish that..." or similar construction. Should the genie grant a wish not so commanded, said wish is counted in the total count of three.
Wishing to free the genie results in a lifetime service as a genie. Hey, we're not handing out free genies here!
Title: Re: Genie...
Post by: Pacman928 on April 24, 2007, 08:26:44 PM
Post by: Pacman928 on April 24, 2007, 08:26:44 PM
*puts dellings label on my lamp*