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Title: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on May 06, 2004, 05:08:03 AM
Right! Today, I said something really stupid in class, which made everyone laugh...through my own stupidity yet again.  ::)

It was in religious studies and our teacher was giving hints to try and get a bible reference to answer this question about theodicy and his hint was-

*Its something you will do after uni*


and for some reason (being half alseep) i thought to myself and said to my friend...*theres no book in the bible that sounds like graduate!*

Ofcourse the answer was Job, but it gave my friends the giggles lol.

anyway, I have said many stupid things in my time that seem to get people in stitches...i dont mean to sound so dumb, but sometimes its just *one of those days.*

Please help me by writing down the dumbest things you have said or heard, so it makes my day better!  :)

*Kimbo, the student formerly known as Dumbo!*
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jeysie on May 06, 2004, 06:01:17 AM
I say so many stupid things I can't keep track of them all. :P Harrison's got a collection of "Liz-isms" on his computer... I should dig them up an humiliate myself. ;)

I suffer from major foot-in-mouth disease... I say stuff, and then two seconds after I said it realize how dumb/not a good idea it was. Of course, it's too late by that point. :P

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Oldbushie on May 06, 2004, 06:28:56 AM
Feet are tasty. ;D
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on May 06, 2004, 07:31:05 AM
Liz-isms!!!! YEH! I HAV KIMMISMS....the best one was *i feel so unmoneyish* you can tell I am an A grade English LAnguage student can't u, my vocab is so diverse  ::)...my defense for that word is that is a new coining...ahem...yeh right :S

one of my best friends has *foot and mouth disease* actually she usually gets called a cow after she speaks, coz altho she doesnt mean to, she really digs herself a hole...and then digs further, and then she cant get out hence her other nickname *moley* she can be quite offensive to both me and my other best friend without meaning to be...she kinda makes u feel about 2 inches tall...but we  <3 her anyway coz she just doesnt think
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 06, 2004, 08:44:44 AM
Oh my gosh! I could so add to this...especially with my job!  I'll keep ya'll updated!

Cat
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: KatieHal on May 06, 2004, 11:13:34 AM
LOL! I love this topic already. In college, my roommates and I had a quote board, which was in fact several pieces of cloud patterned poster board that grew over three years as we covered it with more and more quotes from ourselves and our friends. It rocked.

A few choice things I've said:

"So, I decided my New Year's resolution would be to do fewer stupid things, but I've already broken it like six times today!"

(to a guy I knew my roommate had broken up with the day before after a brief fling)
Me: (reading his shirt, not thinking) "Been dumped?"
Him: Actually, yeah...
Me: (realzing and trying to cover) Oh, umm...what does the back of the shirt say?

Ahh, stupid things :)
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on May 06, 2004, 01:57:14 PM
Quote
"So, I decided my New Year's resolution would be to do fewer stupid things, but I've already broken it like six times today!"


 :suffer: love it!!

another one in religious studies-
*kim describe hell*...
*ok, erm its a place that is firey and has the devil in it*...
*your gonna do well in your exams!*[/glow]
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jael on May 06, 2004, 03:32:38 PM
Haha! For me, it's more the things that I don't say. My mind wanders continually, and sometimes I'll come back from fairyland to realise I just trailed off mid-sentence in a conversation with someone, and now they think I'm insane :-[ :D. The worst is when my mouth is hanging open.

Although sometimes when I say something stupid, instead of letting it go, I just keep on digging my own grave. Very embarressing :-[
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Questing Character on May 06, 2004, 04:19:01 PM
Heheh...most of this site is made-up of stupid things I've said or heard: http://gphoen616.topcities.com (http://gphoen616.topcities.com)
I'm "Weasel" on there.  My favorite section is the Library page, because that's everyone after a hard day of school and we tend to be extra stupid.  Then again, they all have some real gems in them...
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jeysie on May 06, 2004, 04:30:57 PM
With me... it's not so much that I'm stupid... it's just that me and the world operate on two completely different wavelengths. What makes sense to me makes absolutely no sense to everyone else, and vice versa. :P I guess sometimes I don't give off a sense of idiocy, so much as I give off a sense of "Liz, what in the bloody Hell are you talking about?"

Anyhoo. I dug up a few "Liz-isms"...

"The truth is the truth. And even if you don't like it, it's still the truth!"

"It's no fun talking about somebody behind their back if they don't turn around every once in a while."

"I would be derelict in my paranormal junkie duties if I didn't watch something called 'Alien Abduction'."

I could swear Harrison had more... I think I need to dig some more.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Questing Character on May 06, 2004, 04:36:55 PM
YES!  Jeysie, dig dig dig! We must see these Lizisms!  Those ones are pretty funny, but I bet there's even better ones!
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Oldbushie on May 06, 2004, 09:36:03 PM
I accidentally said something insulting once...

When visiting this one house that has pets, I was concerned about my allergies, but I tried to signal to my parents that I was ok after all by saying "I can smell dust, none here though." The host only heard the first part apparently.  :-\ Shoulda said "I have the ability to detect dust very well, but I detect no dust at all here."  :S
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 06, 2004, 09:42:26 PM
This wasn't stupid...but it was hilarious!  Some of you already know it, but I have to tell the story again!

I was at work on Monday.  This guy comes in looking at stuff for the woman's *cough* libido.  He was wanting something for his wife.  So anyway, I ask him if I can help him with anything.  He asks me which of the products is the best.  I point to one and say: Well, my husband loves this one.  Won't let me go a day without it!  

Well, what can I say? He bought the product!

Cat
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: J-ROC on May 06, 2004, 10:32:12 PM
This happened to a dear friend of mine who was working at the front desk of the Arts Building at my University.  There are several different theatres in the building, depending on the size of the venue.

Anyway, a couple comes in, asking, "Could you tell us where the Rebecca Cohn Auditorium is?"

She replied, "You just go in right under the sign Rebecca Cohn Auditorium."

She was so embarassed, as she didn't realize how that was going to sound until she said it. :D
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Say on May 07, 2004, 12:46:02 AM
mmmm so many things is hard to pick one as the most stupid :P
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jeysie on May 07, 2004, 04:59:58 AM
I thought of another one! ;P

Way back a few years ago I went with Harrison to one of his barbershop chorus rehearsals for the first time. At one point I had to go to the ladies' room, but I was unfamiliar with the building, obviously. So I went over to Harrison... and I meant to say "Where's the bathroom?", and I swear that's what I thought, too. But what came out was... "Where's the table?"

In my defense, there were a few folded-up tables nearby. But it was still stupid. (And Harrison still picks on me about it to this day.)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on May 07, 2004, 06:31:27 AM
Well today, my friend stew was trying to defend himself saying that these girls didnt fancy him (they so do fancy him, us women can tell these things) anyway, he said
*you know when someone fancies you coz they flirt and stroke you*
and we sat there and went  ??? how many people hav stroked you lately?
*hello, i fancy you (strokes)*  ;B

yeh whateva stew  :suffer: in your dreams
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: copycat on May 07, 2004, 03:54:05 PM
This morning a female colleague of mine was complaining about the fact she didn't have a personal e-mail address of a guy she was dating (and who is another employee in our company actually), so she could only send e-mails to his work-address and he was taking a day off today. This meant she couldn't arrange a date. After a few minutes of moaning, a male colleague said 'dont you have his cellular phone number?' Guess what... :P
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Storm on May 08, 2004, 10:04:46 AM
I say a lot of stupid things all the time... thankfully, I can't remember any of them. Here's to hoping nobody else does as well :P

Truth is, I don't talk to people all that much, so I don't have many oppertunities to embarrass myself (that's the whole point of not talking to people in the firstplace), so I guess most of the stupid things I've said are right here on the forum  :o
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: B'rrr on May 08, 2004, 08:47:51 PM
I talk a lot to ppl, and I say a lot of stupid things, as a matter of fact, it would be quite rare for me not to do so, anywy, my friends are used to that and are referring to it as robpraat   (Robtalk) ...unfortunatly I don't master it in english yet...but I will  ;-D

lol, well.... noone really cares if I say something stupid, cuz they know who said it ; )
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on May 09, 2004, 04:26:36 AM
Right ok, last night a few really stupid things were said, we were a little tipsy coz most of us had stresses going on and we thought, well its the last time before exams that we can just let it all go...so....

I said *I'm all goggley...i mean im all giggley drunk*

Julie said* my eyes are diluted* erm julie, i think you mean dilated!

and then priya said two verbs right next to each other in the same sentence, cant remember what they were tho.

i'm sure there were more, but hey!
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: dew7 on May 09, 2004, 04:23:21 PM
Where did the Kimmie thread go??????   ???
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: B'rrr on May 09, 2004, 04:41:20 PM
all personal threads (and some others too) are moved to Haven, also the kimmie thread (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?board=37;action=display;threadid=1097;start=40#lastPost)

feel free to test your sanity in Haven ; )
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: dew7 on May 10, 2004, 01:04:19 AM
Thanks for letting me know.  I will have to check it out.
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: B'rrr on May 10, 2004, 06:30:34 AM
you're welcome ; )
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Storm on May 10, 2004, 07:04:59 PM
A stupid thing I said yesterday: "I'm not frying the schnitzels... I'm just warming them up. In a frying pan. With oil." :P
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on May 11, 2004, 11:32:17 AM
 :suffer: storm

well a stupid girl in my class said *what? dragons arent real?* ::) i dispair...i really do...she is worse than me!!  :o
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Questing Character on May 12, 2004, 12:16:25 PM
I found some that aren't on my website.  To protect the innocent (for now) I'm only posting stupid things I've said:

Me: "Pastel marshmallows?  Gay people would kill for these!"

Me: "This doesn't taste like a plain bagel."
Classmate: "They smell like onion."
Me: "That's why it tastes like onion. (pause, then, in a surprised voice) They must be onion bagels!"

Darn it, all the rest are other people.  You only got two. :P
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jeysie on May 14, 2004, 09:46:38 PM
I got two of 'em for you! ;P

One, Harrison and I were at the grocery store. I managed to cause a near avalanche of boxes while trying to pick out some granola bars, which was stupid enough. Harrison helped me out by putting some of the boxes back, but then he was standing around spending a little too much time straightening them. So after a while I started saying stuff like "C'mon, c'mon here, boy!" in a "talking to your puppy dog" sort of voice and slapping my knees and stuff.

That wouldn't have been so bad as just joking around, except that I didn't realize there were people standing nearby shopping while I was doing it, and they started giggling at us as they walked past. Oops. ;]

And the second one isn't so much stupid, as it is just kind of wrong...

"Hey, stop playing with your man-boobs!"

Trust me, don't ask. It's not as bad as you think, but still don't ask.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on May 15, 2004, 05:10:26 AM
Quote
C'mon, c'mon here, boy!" in a "talking to your puppy dog" sort of voice

yep, i do that all the time, im an impatient person[/glow]
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Storm on May 17, 2004, 02:08:35 PM
LOL Jeysie! :D
I can only imagine the circumstances of that "man-boobs" quote :o ;B

I also have a stupidly-embarrassing-yourself-and-the-person-next-to-you. We were walking along the beach when I spotted a piece of dead jellyfish. Due to a severe sun-stroke, I kicked it back into the sea yelling "Go! swim free!!" and then "s*** f*** hell!!" as the waves washed over my shoes. Some passerbys stared at me as if I were nuts, and started laughing hysterically once they reached safe distance :P
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: J-ROC on May 17, 2004, 02:36:32 PM
"I'll be in the shower if you need me!"
         - A female friend of mine.

(I wasn't there...she said it to me over MSN...unfortunately! :D)

It's like, "Okay, I'll be right there!  Need a hand drying off?" :D
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on May 17, 2004, 04:53:24 PM
 ::) james! lol

my friend Priya and i were sittin catching some rays at lunch and she had her sunglasses on, and suddenly shouted omg its mr hinde(drama teacher from the lads school that we did into the woods with last yr) and said it really loud and all excited...it wasnt him, she was really embarassed, it didnt help that i was in a heap laughing really loud bringing more attention to it!
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 18, 2004, 10:36:35 AM
 :o  James!  I'm shocked!  ;D

Cat
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Say on May 18, 2004, 12:37:09 PM
"I think I love you" lol... dont want to explain any further on this one :P

I dont know which one is worse, either say it or get it said to you, or the worst, believe it :P

"OMFG SAY WHAT A BI.TCHZ YOU ARE !! LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL AND GRAND AND STUFF !! ! "... yeah, yeah
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Yonkey on May 18, 2004, 01:13:42 PM
Isn't that from a song?

I think I love you!
So what am i so afraid of?
Afraid that I'm not sure of
A love there is no cure for...


Well, I know it was in a commercial for sure a few years ago.  XD
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on May 18, 2004, 01:40:10 PM
Quote
Isn't that from a song?

I think I love you!
So what am i so afraid of?
Afraid that I'm not sure of
A love there is no cure for

yes neil...i think her name was casey?  ???


Quote
"I think I love you" lol... dont want to explain any further on this one

I dont know which one is worse, either say it or get it said to you, or the worst, believe it  

"OMFG SAY WHAT A BI.TCHZ YOU ARE !! LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL AND GRAND AND STUFF !! ! "... yeah, yeah

Love can be beautiful but never to me.
i just had a similar experience as some of u may know, ok yeh i resolved it but it still cuts like a rusty knife...MEN! >:( (not all men...just the men that give us women grief at the moment lol ;P so all u men on this forum dont dare shout at me)[/glow]
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jeysie on May 18, 2004, 03:10:29 PM
If we're allowed to branch away from personal anecdotes, I came across this link the other day:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

Hmm.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on May 18, 2004, 05:58:01 PM
Although I say many many stupid things, I can't think of them at the moment. Here are a couple my friends said:

My friend: (In reference to another one of my friends trying to pull her brastrap 0_o) "Ah ah ah no no bad bad." She said it rather fast too.

My brother: "R is just a horrible vowel to sing"
Me:"Vowel?"
My bro: "Shut up."
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: J-ROC on May 18, 2004, 07:15:44 PM
Maybe he meant the "a' from "AAAR"? :D


Yes, the words, "I think I love you..." are the worst words ever.

IF YOU HAVE TO ***THINK*** ABOUT IT, THEN YOU ARE NOT IN LOVE.  WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE IT IS BLATANTLY F'ING OBVIOUS!!  SO DON'T F'ING SAY IT IF YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.  SAY IT ONLY WHEN YOU DAMN WELL MEAN IT.

(What salt in what wound?!?!)
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Say on May 18, 2004, 09:13:32 PM
KQ IX is not work, that's a hobby. XD

 <3 <3 <3 <3
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Yonkey on May 20, 2004, 11:14:02 AM
HAHAHAHAHAH!  :suffer:

I don't exactly get it, but that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard someone say after hearing a song!  ;D
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: J-ROC on May 20, 2004, 11:15:26 AM
IT'S TRUE!

LOOK WHAT I WOKE UP WITH!!

 :o :o :o :o :o :o

Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on May 20, 2004, 11:17:47 AM
lmao!!!

after praying to god, james finally got what he wanted!  ;D oh u wont be leaving ur house now will u james
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Say on May 20, 2004, 11:18:55 AM
LMAO!!!

ok, and this is the weirdes thing to say after James' posts... :P

Quote
"OMG MAN BOOBS! They look a bit saggy tho...." -Alex Saunders


hahahaha, btw Neil listened to it too!! did you grow boobies too Neil!?!?!? :D

Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: J-ROC on May 20, 2004, 11:20:33 AM
Man boobs?!  No, no, no....the technical name for it is:

MOOBS.

:D
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Drunken Chinchilla on May 20, 2004, 11:20:36 AM
 ;D

It's true though! Come on James, tone up!
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Yonkey on May 20, 2004, 11:20:44 AM
ROFL!!  :suffer:

Something tells me James would do really well in the Costume Contest.  ;P

HAHAHAH and no I didn't grow boobs, lol!  ;-D
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Say on May 20, 2004, 11:21:59 AM
hahaha tone up wtf?! hahaha :D


good thing you didnt grow any Neil, :D! or should we wait till tomorrow to see? :P hahahaha
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on May 20, 2004, 11:24:17 AM
*cracks whip* JAMES get into shape! i know u said u dont run (and believe me if u did with those boobs ur eyes would be badly damaged and bruised) but i wanna see u gettin toned!
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 20, 2004, 12:12:00 PM
James!  That pic is just wrong! (why do I feel like I'm on the outside of an inside joke?  :-\...I guess b/c I probably am!)

Cat
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Yonkey on May 20, 2004, 02:28:59 PM
HAHAHAH Alsex!  <3
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jeysie on May 20, 2004, 02:31:44 PM
Well, he already gets called Sexy Lexy... so it's only a short Freudian slip to Alsex, right? ;)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Yonkey on May 20, 2004, 02:33:46 PM
Freudian or phalangeal?  ;P
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: J-ROC on May 20, 2004, 02:56:05 PM
Make sure you use a condom when having Alsex. :D
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on May 21, 2004, 03:13:49 AM
 :suffer: lmao

yeh and it was his freakin msn sign in name, lol!  >:( ;P  
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 21, 2004, 05:34:56 AM
James...*shakes head sadly...*

Well, this wasn't a stupid thing...but it did happen to me at work last night.  

This guy works at the jewelry counter right across from my store.  He comes in, we're talking, and he asks me a question (don't remember what it was now).  I replied that I didn't know.  He says, "you work here, you should know!"  My reply to that was "I've only worked here seven months...you can't expect me to know everything!"

Well, then he looks at me really weird...and says "how long?"  I go "seven months, since last August..."...His reply:  "why didn't I notice you back then?  I thought you were pretty new..."

Yeah...GO INVISIBLE CAT!

Cat
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on May 21, 2004, 06:33:46 AM
stupid man  ::)

ur not invisible cat!  <3
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 21, 2004, 07:26:11 AM
Well, Kimmie...try telling that to the guys here in Tennessee!

Cat
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on May 21, 2004, 06:23:30 PM
same here with uk! maybe they are all just blind or something lol...blinded by our beauty! THATS IT! THAT MUST BE IT!  ::)
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Say on May 21, 2004, 07:39:27 PM
yeah, dont worry, its not you're fault its their fault.... :P

Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 22, 2004, 04:33:08 AM
THATS IT! THAT MUST BE IT!  ::)

But, then that means they can't see us!  *sniff*...but I guess I would prefer to blind them with beauty than to scare them off w/ ugliness!  :D

Cat
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on May 22, 2004, 05:09:55 AM
they just dont know a good thing when they see it cat! *huggle*
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jeysie on May 22, 2004, 07:47:09 AM
Obviously we just all need push-up bras. Everyone knows those are the main things men notice! (ducks and hides) J/K!

In slightly more serious matters... ;) Can we morph this temporarily into "Stupid Things You've Done"? ;) A couple stories just occured to me.

First off... one day I decided to make meself some breakfast. Made a cup of tea. Poured some cereal into a bowl. Got the gallon of milk out of the fridge.

Then one of my cats decided to get into trouble, so I had to leave the kitchen to go yell at them. I then proceeded to walk back into the kitchen... go over to the table... and pour my cup of tea into my bowl of cereal.

I then started to put the milk away, and stopped and thought, "Wait. Did I just do what I think I did?" Needless to say, I ended up getting another bowl of cereal. :P (And another cup of tea, for that matter.)

Then there was the day I had one of my best friends sleep over for the night. The next day we were busy getting ready to go out and everything. One problem: I couldn't find my glasses! I spent a goodly number of minutes searching for the things... meanwhile, I'm telling my friend "Um, could you possibly help me find my glasses?!" because she's just standing there with a bemused look on her face.

Finally she stops me running around by putting her hands on my shoulders, looks me straight in the eye, and says, "Liz... they're on your face!" So I put my hands up to my eyes, and sure enough, I had already put on my glasses, and had managed to forget. D'oh!

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on May 22, 2004, 11:58:40 AM
 :suffer: the classic mistake!
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Say on May 22, 2004, 12:02:40 PM
hahaha Jeysieee, I can so relate to the glasses thing, It has happened to me tooo!! ugh its horrible! :P I hate it when it happens to me :P :P
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 22, 2004, 06:17:18 PM
Well, a woman I work with has been trying to hook me up with her grandson (what is it with the women I work with?  I have bad luck!)  Anyway, she went to go see him this weekend (since he and his family live in the next state over)...and she calls me.  Turns out he asked her if I was mad at him since I haven't emailed him lately.  Now WHY would I email a guy that I emailed back before Easter and haven't heard anything from since then??  So that's the stupid thing..."is she mad at me...I haven't heard anything from her lately"  How about you TRY emailing me??

Cat
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Questing Character on May 23, 2004, 08:06:45 AM
OMG!  Jeysie, I do that with my jackets all the time.  I put them on and then I search the entire house looking for them...*sigh*
Of course, as far as stupid things I've done, not much tops this......
Okay, I planned to wear this sweater I have to school.  The thing is, this sweater is red, so it's like the only color both of my cats cat hair will show up on.  I had to give Alex (one of my cats) his medicine that morning because mom was away, so I decided I would get dressed except for the shirt and then give him his pill...
I did all of that without a hitch.  The problem was, I forgot to put the sweater on afterwards.  I didn't realize it til I arrived at school in the shirt I'd slept in the night before...that was covered in cat hair.
Fortunately, I was wearing a jacket.  I just never took it off, and no one noticed (I hope).
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Storm on May 24, 2004, 07:21:00 AM
I never loose my glasses... mostly because I'm blind without them and hardly ever take them off when awake and not in the shower 8)
I did have this time when I was searching high and low for my keys while holding them in my hand though :P

But unfortunately, I've done things way stupider than that... things that affect your life for longer than 5 minutes :-X

Q -
That reminds me... How to give your pet a pill (http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/hdogcat2.html)
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 25, 2004, 01:34:36 PM
Storm, I love it!

Ok...this one happened to me in class today.  Don't know if it goes with stupid things...may have just been more offensive to me...but here we go:

I walk into my science class...and ask my prof. how he's doing (he's been sick also...I think he's given just about all of us whatever he has).  Anyway, I mention that I have no voice (all of this is done in a whisper)...well, he goes "many guys would LOVE to have a girl who couldn't talk!"  Now, I know he was making a joke, but still...poo!  

Onto something else that's happened in class.  First off, he has the worst either country accent or East Tennessee accent I've heard in a long time.  Of course, me and my major--it just drives me INSANE!  Some of the words he uses include: bananer, pianer, won' to (want to), flustrated...and the list goes on.  In fact, we were taking notes yesterday and he had it on power point...well it said "someone's formular"...instead of "formula"...everyone in the class just cracks up...he thinks we're laughing at his joke...but we're not!  (ok, so you had to be there, but I promise, it was funny!)

Cat
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Oldbushie on May 26, 2004, 01:27:14 PM
That would be a New England accent. ;D

We tend to add r's to the ends of our words if they don't have one, otherwise we leave off the r. My accent is a bit faded now that I live in Virginia but it's really noticeable with some people. ;)
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: copycat on May 28, 2004, 05:25:14 PM
Well, a woman I work with has been trying to hook me up with her grandson (what is it with the women I work with?  I have bad luck!)
My mother tried to hook me up with one of her friend's daughter. I sent her 3 (personal) e-mails, she sent me... (1). My mother told me she apparently had trouble viewing some of the attachments I sent her (those are not 'personal', I do them in bcc.) So I go to her 'How should I know?', she never told me about that.

Concerning my glasses: same as Storm, there's clearly a difference in me viewing something with glasses on and without glasses one, can't miss.
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jeysie on May 28, 2004, 09:08:02 PM
Bushie: Thank goodness I apparently speak like I'm from the Midwest instead. ;P

CC & Storm: My best defense is the fact that my un-aided eyesight has always been normal enough to function without glasses (in fact, I don't wear any right now, 'cause I can't afford them :P )... it's just *ab*normal enough that corrective lenses are a help, if that makes sense. Plus, my problem is I can't see things far away, so unless I'm, well, looking at far away-ish things, I'm less likely to notice any difference in vision.

OK, that and the fact that I'm incredibly absent-minded. Blargh.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Louisiana Night on December 09, 2004, 01:16:20 AM
Since this is the day of the month I joined...

I think I'll just get to Groupie status today. :P
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Storm on December 28, 2004, 01:03:34 PM
The following question was asked on a tech support forum... I don't know if that guy is for real, but I thought it was really stupid, so I've taken the liberty of loosely translating it for your benefit:  :P

"Me and my brother we have a cable between my computer and his and when I download movies they end up on his computer. And then I take it to my computer now I've downloaded this movie and after I transferred it, it disappeared and I can't find it and I think he [his brother] deleted it but he says it could be that the movie isn't lost yet and it might be stuck inside the cable between the computers but I don't think that's true because the cable isn't very long and the movie is very large, and it's also a little silly. But if you think that might be it can you tell me how to take it out of the cable, is there a program that does it or is it something I have to do with the cable itself?"

:P

Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: GravityMX on December 29, 2004, 06:19:17 AM
You have a link there Storm? I must see that in full, oh, and the replies XD

I was in a computer shop a few months ago, doing some work experience. This guy comes in the shop with his computer. He placed it on the counter and started talking to the techie. The guy said he had a message on his computer, advising him to shut it down. He says the message told him his North bridge in the computer was running at 130 degrees celcious/266 degrees celcious.

The techie said there was nothing to worry about. We all had a laugh once he left the store!
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Storm on December 29, 2004, 03:07:47 PM
You have a link there Storm? I must see that in full, oh, and the replies XD

Sure! ;) (http://www.cs.tau.ac.il/students/shtuyot/un_un_stupidity.jpg)
I did have a link to the original message, but it was... misplaced :S

Anyways, one reply tells him to cut the cable in half and take out the movie, another tells him to call an exorcist to de-possess the cable of the movie, and suggests he doesn't unplug the it because the movie might escape and hide under the floorboards :P

This link  (http://goop.co.il/Goop/forums/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=49095) makes me think that guy wasn't totally honest though... it's pretty much the same question, posted in a different tech support forum. It *could* be the same guy asking about the same thing after being laughed out of the other forum, but it was posted in November, and he says he hasn't turned the computers off since it happened. The original message was posted in July, and 4 months seems an awfully long time to keep your computer on ::)
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: GravityMX on December 31, 2004, 10:48:54 PM
Okay guys, this is going to be long  :D I'll slowly add to this as time goes by :D

True telephone conversations recorded from various ISP Help Desks!

====

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?

Customer: A white one...

====

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button ?

Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.

Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...

Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry .

====

Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

Customer: Your left or my left ?

====

Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you ?

Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me ! I'm not Bill Gates damn it !

====

Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

====

Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer ?

Customer: No.

====

Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am ?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

====

Helpdesk: And now hit F8.

Customer: It's not working.

Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly ?

Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening.

====

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer ?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: OK

Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you ?

Customer: Yes

Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard ?

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work !

====

Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

====

A customer couldn't get on the internet.

Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password ?

Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was ?

Customer: Five stars.

====

Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use ?

Customer: Netscape.

Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

====

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears !

====

Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you ?

Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me ?

Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem ?

Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me ?

====

Helpdesk: How may I help you ?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem ?

Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it ?

====

Helpdesk: What version of windows are you running?

Customer: LG Flatron

====

Customer:It put up an error message and then stopped.

Helpdesk: What did the error message say?

Customer: I don't know. Shouldn't you know?

====

Helpdesk: good morning <insert isp> this is tom speaking

hi, I'm having trouble getting onto the net, my computer cant speak to the router even though its plugged in and both are turned on.

helpdesk: have you tried restarting it?

Customer: yeah, I've done that 3 times, i think the ethernet cable is causing dropouts

Helpdesk: have you tried restarting it?

Customer: oh what if i tried unplugging my speakers, i heard they could interfere

Helpdesk: have you tried restarting it?

Customer: oh look i worked it out! all i needed to do was restart it.

Cust: thanks buddy!

====

Helpdesk: Your problem is caused by another company's product or services.

Customer: Shouldn't i tell you my problem before you determine the cause?

====

Customer: I've waited for an hour to send off an e-mail but it just wont send!

Helpdesk: Ok, does an error message appear?

Customer: Oh yes, but i'm on the phone now and I cant get it, im not on broadband you know.

Helpdesk: Ok, do you remember any portion of the error message?

Customer: No.

Helpdesk: Ok, if you are able to re-connect on and write down the entire error message for us, and give us a call back.

5 minutes later....

Customer: Ok, the error message that appears is "task completed sucessfully" - now why cant I send my email?

====

More to come ;)
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jafar on January 01, 2005, 03:12:20 AM
No one could possibly be... :o
Haha, that was hilarious. :suffer:
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard or done
Post by: Jafar on February 06, 2005, 06:45:34 PM
I accidently brought my sister into Mini-chamber...and I couldn't even stick around. :-\
/me slaps his forehead
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: J-ROC on February 06, 2005, 07:47:10 PM
Those help desk things were hilarious!
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: uselessidguy331 on February 06, 2005, 10:35:43 PM
That the Eagles had a chance to win the Super Bowl when it was third down and they were on their own 4 yardline with 24 seconds left and no timeouts.
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Oldbushie on July 14, 2005, 06:35:00 PM
Stupidest thing my dad ever said: "Thank goodness I'm moving to Virginia where it won't snow!" The very winter after we moved, there was a record blizzard. XD
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Lollotte on July 15, 2005, 09:05:29 PM
"My boyfriend is such a dork...look at that hot guy!" --My friend, standing next to her boyfriend at a party.  ::)
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on July 16, 2005, 05:50:20 AM
"I know you're gonna thwack me for saying this, but is fiction made up or real?"-My friend Caitlin about 9 hours ago XD
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Raforever on July 17, 2005, 01:29:26 PM
17:30 - "I'll be back in 5 minutes mom"
00:30 - "Hi mom, I'm back"

XD

"I know you're gonna thwack me for saying this, but is fiction made up or real?"-My friend Caitlin about 9 hours ago XD

lol
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on July 17, 2005, 01:33:50 PM
I was about ready to make her ask an employee. ::)
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Raforever on July 17, 2005, 01:41:34 PM
lol

I know that i've heard something really funny somewhere, i just can¬īt remember where  :-\
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Lollotte on July 30, 2005, 05:56:04 PM
Poetry class:

Prof: You, what is end rhyme?
Me (after one of my rare space-out moments): It was a company that was busted for insider trading after the dot.com bubble burst...
Prof: NOT ENRON, END RHYME.

Then, he proceeded to draw me personal planet and a picture of earth...

Prof (smiling good humoredly): Come back to Earth!  :P
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Farquhar on July 30, 2005, 10:46:57 PM
Once on a billboard I saw an advertisement for a kitchen store and it must've been incomplete because all it said was "Kid's like to run with sharp knives."  :P
Title: Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on July 31, 2005, 05:22:14 AM
I was at work last week and a customer wanted me to sell him something to pass a drug test.

Me: I'm sorry, sir, but I can't sell you anything to pass a test.
Him: You know I could have you fired for this.
Me: Sir, it's ILLEGAL for me to sell you anything to pass a test.
Him: (pause) You know I could have you fired for this.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Lollotte on August 19, 2005, 08:24:51 PM
Wow. I knew I didn't like poppy seed bagels for a reason!

Something stupid I heard from some random person:

PERSON (viewing a photo of the leaning tower of Pisa): "Look! It's the Eiffel Tower! I never realized it wasn't in Paris..."  ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: edgarnick on August 21, 2005, 12:52:19 PM
There was a boy called Connor who asked me for me for 5p
Connor: Nick, i desperatley need 5p to because i need 15p more to go on the bus
Nick:OK, as long as you give me 10p
Connor: Ok.
I was laughing my head off for ages  :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Amayirot Akago on August 23, 2005, 01:01:54 AM
Plenty more helpdesk and other computer-related stupidities to be found here:
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on September 03, 2005, 08:06:00 AM
"He reminds me of Runt, but in a masculine way."

In reference to my cat. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on September 05, 2005, 04:05:48 PM
Here is some more stuff that goes wrong with computer's: http://www.allowe.com/Humor/computerenhancers.htm ¬ 
Here is one embarassing one: http://www.zug.com/pranks/cellboy/
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on October 01, 2005, 05:55:24 PM
I have a friend that will say stupid comments about almost anything and then when someone says something like, "Not really because (whatever it is that proves what he said wrong)" He'll put on a 'thinking face' then say, "That's True."
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Louisiana Night on October 01, 2005, 11:19:35 PM
It went something like...

"Hi, I'm Joe. I can sleep through a hurricane... if you'll turn that light off"(spoken by a man, very shortly after the eye of Rita passed through his area)

I didn't find it so much stupid, as funny... but we  don't have a "funny quotes" thread. ;)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Raforever on October 02, 2005, 12:09:23 PM
classmate 1: did you get that Java applet working yesterday

classmate 2: yeah all it needed was that Java.io.* thing in the begining i have forgotin and the test class with the multiply method

me: i found a bone in my backyard yesterday


XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Lollotte on October 02, 2005, 01:04:49 PM
HAHA! That's random.  ;D

This is a real sign:

CHEAPER then cheaper
"Smile your saving" alot of Money

Kitchen items - pots - bowls - milk

 ;D
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on October 03, 2005, 02:46:19 PM
"Have you ever noticed how many Christian songs have to do with, like, Christ?"

XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Raforever on October 08, 2005, 12:20:31 PM
XD they do? XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Lollotte on October 08, 2005, 04:38:47 PM
US: Yay! KQIX is coming out soon!

VIVENDI: Um...too many people are excited. Let's stop this now.

 :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on October 11, 2005, 02:41:59 PM
That's not funny, it's sad!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on October 11, 2005, 02:46:00 PM
Sad, and stupid. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on October 11, 2005, 05:39:53 PM
But what they are doing is stupid. Pissing off all the fans right before the compilation comes out.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Lollotte on October 22, 2005, 10:30:27 PM
"Snap your fingers if you think Potions is better than broccoli!" --Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master, by KaylaAyleen.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Raforever on October 30, 2005, 09:32:25 AM
eh? XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on October 30, 2005, 06:00:33 PM
Me and my friend are sitting on a bus.

Friend: Old Navy! I wonder if I can join the army there?! (laughs) Get it? Old Navy? Army?

 Me: ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Raforever on October 30, 2005, 06:04:57 PM
the world is getting crazier by the minute XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: racx_00 on October 30, 2005, 11:49:38 PM
the world is getting crazier by the minute XD
It's your fault, you're crazy :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on October 31, 2005, 04:40:27 AM
EVERYONE here is crazy. ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on November 01, 2005, 04:02:10 PM
Peter says I can't jump, but he can't even hit me in dodgeball from this far away! *makes hand gesture indicating small*
I think that was stupid because throwing has nothing to do with jumping.

I got HUGE sideburns.

Person in Hallway 1: You think 2+2 is 5.
Person in Hallway 2: Yeah, well you put 2+3!

In english class:
Teacher: Class what is peanut brittle?
Boy in class: A proper noun! Because-
Teacher (interrupting): NO! What type of noun is peanut brittle?
Same boy: Uh...a proper noun???

Sitting down for lunch
Someone says: Marsh bags are this big *hand motions*
Someone else: Mosh pits???
first Someone: NO MARSH BAGS!!!!

Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on November 01, 2005, 06:56:51 PM
EVERYONE here is crazy. ::)

i agree.......
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jafar on November 02, 2005, 03:47:56 AM
Quote
Don't go down the trapdoor! It leads to Michael Jackson's lair!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on November 11, 2005, 12:16:27 PM
I'm female, it doesn't bother me.
*goes down trapdoor*

A kid in class walks up to me: "I heard you got kicked out of school because you stabbed someone with a pencil."

Me yesterday to my mom who ios asking me why I don't like reading german books.:
Me: Translations usually suck and I like reading books in the original language which is usually english.
Why that's stupid: My mom's a translator.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on November 16, 2005, 05:34:48 AM
"I'm going to sit here and watch the Country Music Awards and you can't stop me!"

All I wanted to do was sit with my parents and shudder at the music, but they kept making me leave to get ready for bed. :P This quote came after I'd gotten completely ready and they had nothing to send me out for. XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 16, 2005, 05:48:57 AM
Shudder at the music?? I didn't see it, but I enjoy the new country music!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on November 16, 2005, 05:52:24 AM
Meh, the newer stuff is ok...sometimes...
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: racx_00 on November 17, 2005, 08:05:24 AM
Old or new country, I can't stand either :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 17, 2005, 08:14:55 AM
LJ telling me that I created my account just to spam other accounts. Bah, I've had that account for over two years now!  ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on November 18, 2005, 08:36:31 AM
I tell my mom that we need more soy milk and my dad's like "Pig's milk?" ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: J-ROC on November 19, 2005, 10:23:51 AM
"So they mimic real hockey?"

- my ex, while watching a real hockey game, just not the NHL. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 28, 2005, 06:33:07 PM
Katie and I talking tonight...

Katie: I'm going to my room to be a hermit again.
Me: Ok. I'm headed to my room too, so we can be hermits together!

 XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on November 28, 2005, 07:48:06 PM
lol XD I said something about being hermits together today too. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jafar on November 28, 2005, 08:19:44 PM
Quote
I did NOT say snarly! I've never said snarly in my entire life!!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: J-ROC on November 28, 2005, 08:28:12 PM
"Be more assertive and show more dominance!"

- I was told this shortly after being told to "be myself".

*sigh*
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on December 01, 2005, 06:07:30 PM
Ron! Park that snowman!

My teacher yelling at a student for messing around with a snoman stuffed animal.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on December 06, 2005, 06:29:48 AM
Two girls talking in the clinic about an evaluation they have to give a client:

"What does it say about balings and cesels?"

They were trying to say basels and ceilings! XD

Ok, so you might need to be in the SLP field to find that funny...
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Say on December 07, 2005, 06:09:00 PM
"we're going to treat you all in display of our gratitude and affection to all of you"

The CEO of the company while he won't even give a f*** to learn our names, let alone say HELLO? or even worse pay us what they must by legal rights to each one of us, every single year getting the award for being the cheapass moron we all grown to adore to hate...

Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on December 08, 2005, 10:16:50 PM
"i work for the AAAAA:the american association against acronym abuse".
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on December 09, 2005, 09:38:16 AM
I'm in the AAAA! Americans Against Acronyms Association! :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jafar on December 09, 2005, 03:44:08 PM
Quote
But I'm telling you, many many Steve's are surfers!
Quote
Name one.
XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: J-ROC on December 10, 2005, 01:31:50 AM
"we're going to treat you all in display of our gratitude and affection to all of you"

The CEO of the company while he won't even give a f*ck to learn our names, let alone say HELLO? or even worse pay us what they must by legal rights to each one of us, every single year getting the award for being the cheapass moron we all grown to adore to hate...

I adore hating seafood...  stupid seafood!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Zelly on December 18, 2005, 03:01:24 AM
Don't ask me how someone this stuuuuupid could even use a computer, but my brother knew someone who went gadz know how long using his computer's built in drink holder before he found out it was in fact a cd-rom. :S
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Lollotte on December 18, 2005, 03:02:44 PM
HAHAHA!  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on December 18, 2005, 04:04:56 PM
And tonight we will be talking about what the 10 things that kids think are wrong with TV.

Hello! You are ON TV!!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on December 19, 2005, 09:19:02 PM
number 1 reason why kids hate TV-the commercials.  SERIOUSLY!!! XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on January 17, 2006, 04:28:34 PM
In Math class:
(All names have been changed)

CAST
Mrs. Valanice- Math teachah
Alexander- My Friend
Me-Myself

*Alexander goes up to ask Mrs. Valanice about a math problem*
*Mrs. Valanice  explains it to him*
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*I just ask Alexander about it cuz he's sitting next to moi*
Mrs. Valanice: Umm...Excuse me. Why are you talking?
Alexander: ---I was helping Awesomeasapossum with the math problem.
Mrs. Valanice: Awesomeasapossum, just look in your book.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Group gathers at Alexander's desk.*
Mrs. Valanice: Umm.. Why is everyone standing up? Sit down.
Alexander: But I was helpi---
Mrs. Valanice: Sit DOWN.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
 ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Lollotte on January 17, 2006, 06:17:05 PM
FRIEND: "Hi, C, how are you doing? Have a good weekend?"
C: "What does it mean to be possessed?"

 :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on January 21, 2006, 10:32:44 AM
That's a pretty good one.

How about this one:
"Hey (Insert name here) I bet you can't chug that whole bottle of water!"
"Your on!!" *Chugs whole bottle of water.* *Hakk!* *Cough!* *COUGH!* *HACK!* Ugh. Aw man. Now all of my water's gone..."

*ALL NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED*
Title: Re: Most annoying KQ puzzle
Post by: KingGraham on January 21, 2006, 11:49:40 AM
"They have chocolate milk now?"  ???
                -Milhouse- The Simpsons
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: KingGraham on January 21, 2006, 12:15:48 PM
That's a pretty good one.

How about this one:
"Hey (Insert name here) I bet you can't chug that whole bottle of water!"
"Your on!!" *Chugs whole bottle of water.* *Hakk!* *Cough!* *COUGH!* *HACK!* Ugh. Aw man. Now all of my water's gone..."

*ALL NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED*
In Math class:
(All names have been changed)

CAST
Mrs. Valanice- Math teachah
Alexander- My Friend
Me-Myself

*Alexander goes up to ask Mrs. Valanice about a math problem*
*Mrs. Valanice  explains it to him*
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*I just ask Alexander about it cuz he's sitting next to moi*
Mrs. Valanice: Umm...Excuse me. Why are you talking?
Alexander: ---I was helping Awesomeasapossum with the math problem.
Mrs. Valanice: Awesomeasapossum, just look in your book.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Group gathers at Alexander's desk.*
Mrs. Valanice: Umm.. Why is everyone standing up? Sit down.
Alexander: But I was helpi---
Mrs. Valanice: Sit DOWN.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
 ::)
Wow. Just wow.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Lollotte on January 27, 2006, 07:27:36 PM
Today at the theatre, two non-actors got into the prop closet. They saw a pair of (real) handcuffs we are using for the current production, and handcuffed themselves together, thinking they were fake.

WELL...

We didn't have a key to open the handcuffs, and the maintenance manager wouldn't let us simply BORROW the bolt cutters. So, the police came and had to cut them apart. However, they were handcuffed together for about an hour.

AHAHAHA!  ;D Stupid!   
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on January 27, 2006, 07:58:41 PM
XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on January 27, 2006, 07:59:54 PM
*in an awed voice*

"If you have a calculator without a case, and a case without a calculator, you can put them together!! :o"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Lollotte on January 27, 2006, 08:22:08 PM
That's good!  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on January 27, 2006, 08:22:57 PM
I learn so many things in Geometry. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Storm on February 01, 2006, 11:51:05 AM
"Does this printer print only .pdf files?"
[Heard at the computer lab] ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on February 01, 2006, 02:41:33 PM
"I'm a little more more more than more useless"

Translators are funny. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on February 11, 2006, 06:31:44 PM
Human translators or computer ones?
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on February 11, 2006, 06:34:26 PM
I'm going to guess computer ones :P I've gotten some weird translations! XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on February 13, 2006, 05:11:36 AM
One of my Spam mail subjects today: Nike my grandniece
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on February 13, 2006, 05:02:26 PM
Nike means victory! :D

Quote
Kelsey: You spelled "intelligence" incorectly. :P
Jafar: You spelled "incorrectly" incorrectly :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on February 14, 2006, 05:29:05 AM
Nike means victory! :D

Quote
Kelsey: You spelled "intelligence" incorectly. :P
Jafar: You spelled "incorrectly" incorrectly :P

But it also means a shoe brand.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on February 14, 2006, 05:30:51 AM
Oh yeah, it does. Meh, I don't like Nike, their shoes never fit my feet, and their slogan has nothing to do with their name. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Say on February 15, 2006, 09:26:15 PM
"Does this printer print only .pdf files?"
[Heard at the computer lab] ::)


HAHAHAHA oh my....  :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Storm on February 20, 2006, 11:56:52 AM
Human translators or computer ones?
I'm going to guess computer ones :P I've gotten some weird translations! XD

Ahh, but only a human is brilliant enough to translate "spastic colon" as "convulsions-inducing perfume" (yes, that really happened. On TV, no less) ;)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: KingGraham on February 26, 2006, 07:11:36 PM
Uh, huh.  ;)  :suffer:
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Raforever on March 03, 2006, 06:53:04 AM
dude: i dare you to slap me again
girl: *smack!*


 ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Moodyblues on March 03, 2006, 09:30:26 AM
Quote
Friend:  What does "canon" mean?

Moody:  Hmm, it's hard to define.  Basically, it's the official storyline or universe of something.  For example, if I wrote a story about Mega Man fighting a bunch of, um, mutant salt shakers, I couldn't call that canon because it wasn't written by Capcom.

Friend:  I still don't quite understand.

What's not to understand?  My explanation was brilliant!  :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on March 03, 2006, 01:59:40 PM
"Hey! I dare you to spray me in the face with that fire extinguisher!"

::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on March 03, 2006, 09:43:39 PM
"i still think that you should have given the psycho this metal bat."
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on March 09, 2006, 05:38:04 AM
"2 plus 2 is...no..wait...hold on"

That's what geometry does to you. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Moodyblues on March 11, 2006, 10:20:53 AM
"You're entitled to your opinion, but I still don't give a s*** what you think."

-- Some guy in our high school creative writing class
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jafar on March 18, 2006, 07:40:13 AM
"You have to be ON a tangent to get OFF a tangent!"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on March 18, 2006, 12:33:38 PM
*geometry class* *Imagnie a diagonal line called "P" on the chalkboard with ABC in a triangle and the teacher's trying to explain how to mirror the triangle*

Teacher: "So there are a few ways to do this, this is the easiest;: you take your piece of paaper and fold it along "S""
Person in class: "Along "P"!!
Teacher "Of course I can't do it  now because I'm doing it on the blackboard." So then after you've folded it along "S"...
Person in class: "Along "P"!!
Teacher: "Oh, yeah. That is a "P" isn't it...Let's change it to "S".
So write this down: Fold the peice of paper along "P"..."

Me:  ::)  *exasperated*
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Yonkey on March 18, 2006, 01:03:55 PM
lol, were you the "Person in class"? ;P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on March 18, 2006, 01:15:50 PM
Yes. :P And I don't think the teacher took kindly to the interuption...:P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: J-ROC on March 19, 2006, 09:44:13 PM
"I love you so much, it's kind of creepy."

 - Me to one of my ex's in a drunken e-mail XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on March 19, 2006, 10:50:03 PM
nicole yells in the hallway "IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHO I MAKE OUT WITH!!"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on March 20, 2006, 04:48:39 AM
You know, she really doesn't like it when people bring that up. ;P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on March 20, 2006, 05:39:56 AM
Yeah Pacman! Just have her stay anonymous! Change the name to Francessca or something KRAZY! Or you could change it to Valanice.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on March 23, 2006, 05:37:22 AM
Asst. Principal on announcements: Blah blah blah don't slack off now. And an announcement to all 8th grade SIGNET students: There will be NO SIGNET this Thursday! Um, correction, there WILL be SIGNET tomorrow.

Everyone: ::)

Annoucement: So track meeting blah blah blah. Remember, there will be NO 8th grade SIGNET tomorrow.

In case you were wondering, there really is SIGNET today. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on March 31, 2006, 02:44:35 PM
On a Kingdom Hearts 2 review:
Quote
Pros,
Lots of action
Music is good
Plot line is wondeful
Cloud is hot.

Brilliant, I tell you. :P

In World History, while learning about Buddha:

Quote
Dude: "Dang! Buddha is fat!"
Teacher: "Actually, at one point during his meditations, they said Buddha was so skinny, you could poke him in the stomach and feel his backbone."
Other dude: "If he was meditating, why were people poking him in the stomach?"

XD

Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on April 02, 2006, 10:14:13 PM
On a Kingdom Hearts 2 review:
Quote
Pros,
Lots of action
Music is good
Plot line is wondeful
Cloud is hot.
i agree with the KH2 review.  except for the last statement.

Quote
Dude: "Dang! Buddha is fat!"
Teacher: "Actually, at one point during his meditations, they said Buddha was so skinny, you could poke him in the stomach and feel his backbone."
Other dude: "If he was meditating, why were people poking him in the stomach?"
i remember that!! she never did give us an answer.XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jafar on April 05, 2006, 05:52:40 AM
Texas is surreal. :P

Me: *walks down the road*
Old guy on a bike: Whats wrong? Out of gas? HAHAHA!
Me: *smiles, nods, and hurrys away from him*

And another time...

Me: *walks down the road, and sees a bicycle  lying in the ditch* Huh?

Shaggy-looking Ragamuffin on a bike: It's been down there for 3 days. Take it if you want, I bet it still works!
Me: (Is that where you got your bike? )

And this one is Twilight-Zone material. XD

Me: *walks to the library*
Surfer Dude on a bike: Yo! Wazzup, man? *holds out hand for a high-five*
Me: Uh... *high-fives him as he rides past*
Dude: Haha! You is cool, fool. *continues to ramble about how cool I am as he leaves*

Oddly enough, all of these incidents involved bicycles...I wonder if there's a connection. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: racx_00 on April 19, 2006, 08:39:48 AM
Yeah surfers are usually high or have had so much that they've killed all their brain cells, so not surprising. XD

Some odd experiences there though. XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Oldbushie on April 20, 2006, 09:04:39 PM
"I thought you were supposed to pay the rental price *after* bringing the movie back..."  ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Storm on April 26, 2006, 05:22:02 AM
"There's Office 2000?" (our software buyer) :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Oldbushie on April 26, 2006, 07:59:56 AM
"I organized all the files in my Windows folder by type and put them in separate folders but my computer stopped working. Can you please fix it?"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on April 26, 2006, 08:23:17 AM
"I organized all the files in my Windows folder by type and put them in separate folders but my computer stopped working. Can you please fix it?"
XD

Did the person try re-booting? :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Oldbushie on April 26, 2006, 08:29:45 AM
I doubt that would have helped... XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on May 19, 2006, 05:15:31 PM
It's not the CHIPS that matter!!!!!!! It's the SALSA!!!!

A friend hears something (incorrectly) about Mexican chefs at a restaurants.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on May 25, 2006, 05:23:53 AM
My mom and I were making whipped cream and I insisted on making it by hand. She chilled the bowl and stuff in the freezer, so when we got it out, it was cold. :P  We poured the cream in, and when I started to stir some of the stuff that got in thin layers on the sides started to freeze.
"Mom, it's like freezing and turning into, like, solid cream, whatever that is."
"Um, ice cream?"
"...That was my blonde moment of the day."

:P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jafar on May 25, 2006, 08:59:23 PM
When I was a lad living in England, I always wanted to be a technological terror... :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on May 26, 2006, 05:47:03 AM
Did you say or hear that one? ;P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jafar on May 26, 2006, 05:48:45 AM
I said that one. My sister stole the phrase, but she always forgets to say a lass living in England. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on May 26, 2006, 03:07:13 PM
"Oh, I thought you just had to put the angle over the length"

Ok, you have to know trig to get this, but it's not called the law of SINES for nothing. ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on May 29, 2006, 10:51:40 AM
Some dude on an ad: "There are two words most dangerous to driving, multi-tasking"

I'm sorry dude, but despite the hyphen, "multi-tasking" is one word. ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Zelly on May 29, 2006, 02:21:30 PM
Some dude on an ad: "There are two words most dangerous to driving, multi-tasking"

I'm sorry dude, but despite the hyphen, "multi-tasking" is one word. ::)

I think the two words should be Cellular Phone.  :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on June 23, 2006, 05:29:08 PM
(Hearing one side of the conversation)
"Yeah, my brother went to a Medieval Times in Toronto....Yeah, in Toronto....It's in Canada..."

(Caitlin hearing one side of another conversation)
"I'm just going to hang out....no, I don't go to King's Dominion...I can't drive...What?...No...I'm not her sister! Caitlin, just take the phone back."
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on June 27, 2006, 11:16:40 AM
Watch this to get these. (http://harrington.mountlaurel.k12.nj.us/PerformingArts/Shows/talent05/talvid/Comedy.html)

He clips out so many coupons you could probably call him K-Mark.

Okay..cuz she moved it.

...I refused to...

You know you've been playing too many Sims when they talk to you in your sleep.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on June 27, 2006, 01:24:53 PM
Something I heard in a museum the other day: "So which year isn't a year of our lord?" :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Storm on July 09, 2006, 03:42:57 PM
A.: "This pasta is not very well cooked"
Me: "It's El Dente"
A.: "What's 'El Dente'"?
Me: "It's "not very well cooked"" :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 13, 2006, 06:14:51 PM
Kelsey: *picks up a package of Remi cookies* "These are the BEST cookies in the world!
Cat: "Better than Tim Tams?"
Kelsey: *pauses for a second* "These are the second best cookies in the world!"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on August 14, 2006, 01:30:11 PM
XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on August 17, 2006, 12:43:47 PM
I have this friend at Tech who spouts these things we've dubbed Steph-isms.

"The AC was on in the Stinger and the bar was cold... so I had to hold the other bar."

"Wait for it, wait for it..."

"And I was like, "Zoom!""

"On a scale from bike-rider to ninja...."(she really does rate things on a scale from bike-rider to ninja)

"I bought a bike last week. on the scale from bikerider to ninja, i AM bikerider"

steph's friend: "you wanna go to the gym?"
....pause
steph: "I have shoes!" (She had these really old ratty holely shoes and had just gotten new shoes.)

"Oh no! I lost my awesome!" ~Steph having dropped something

Steph: boreded
me: yah
Steph: I have an orange mmmmmmmmmm

"... And Matlab goes BLAAHGGHHG"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Yonkey on August 17, 2006, 01:30:21 PM
LOL Steph sounds cool!  You should ask her to register here! XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on August 18, 2006, 12:13:44 PM
She and the other member of team PHYS (I can't remember which one of us came up with that, but it was probably Steph) know nothing of KQ, but I'm going to try to get them to play some KQ and SQ this semester: so *crosses fingers* maybe...
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Yonkey on August 18, 2006, 12:49:30 PM
They don't need KQ, just tell them to play the demo. XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on August 18, 2006, 12:57:05 PM
I thought of that, but I think they'll appreciate it more if they play some of the originals first.

But, we're getting off topic. On topic:

Steph: so for our phys class it says PURCELL, ELECTRICITY+MAGNETISM,V.2

me: mm mm electrons
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on August 18, 2006, 11:01:59 PM
mm mm mm mm mm....toasty.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on August 24, 2006, 08:46:02 PM
Steph: Yeah, she's a much better procrastinator than me... I need to work on that... eh I'll do it later.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Lollotte on August 24, 2006, 08:56:56 PM
That is a GOOD one.  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Oldbushie on August 24, 2006, 10:11:18 PM
I agree. XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on August 25, 2006, 11:56:21 AM
whats scarier than that..that..thing?!?!?!?
um, a big person that can punch really hard?
pie?
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on August 28, 2006, 10:47:11 AM
"I'm sorry, Kelsey, but your cat is a clipboard."

"Aw! Look at your little clipboard! He's such a happy little clipboard!"

Just don't ask. XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 28, 2006, 02:59:08 PM
*asks* :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on August 28, 2006, 03:32:55 PM
Well, Caitlin was being a therapist, and therapists need clipboards... :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on August 28, 2006, 10:44:34 PM
It DOES never snow there. :P

There is no snow! Snow does not EXIST! It's a figment of our imaginations! :P

Steph on the matter of people from Savannah, Georgia, seeing snow: OMG aliens are invading! and they're REALLY TINY
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Yonkey on August 29, 2006, 05:57:50 AM
"I'm sorry, Kelsey, but your cat is a clipboard."

"Aw! Look at your little clipboard! He's such a happy little clipboard!"

Just don't ask. XD
Awwww *pets the paper*

XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on August 30, 2006, 09:48:24 PM
CS Prof: Who has the laptop with the red lights on it?
some guy: Me
CS Prof: That is so cool: it's like having Darth Vader in my class.

and more stephisms b/c I feel like it:

"I = college student. College student = poor. So by the transitive property, I = poor." ~Steph da roomie

"Football is a game of highs and lows. It's like being bipolar for 6 hours." ~Steph again

(I love this one b/c I just recently re-figured out what she meant)
"I pray to The Bull in the Sky, and he delivers for me." ~Steph on writing papers for English

"Quit being so loud and cheerful! Do you have any idea what time it is?" ~Steph at 7:30am

"I'm not fat, I'm prepared [for the Great Famine of the US]" ~Steph

"You're only allowed to be obsessed with 3 things: food, air, and being at an adequate temperature." ~Steph

"Whoa, 7 hours of sleep? That's like a coma!" ~Steph
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on August 31, 2006, 03:04:58 PM
guy at my church: (walks into a/v room) hey, its the a/v geeks!
lady: were not geeks!!  were nerds. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on August 31, 2006, 03:07:53 PM
Nah, I'm pretty sure in the A/V room, you're geeks. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on September 05, 2006, 02:51:47 PM
I was playing KQ1 the other day... and I had the goat... and well... I don't wanna spoil it...

Watch out!!! There is an ogre nearby He will crush you in his strong arms if he catches you.

Lucky for you that ogres are afraid of goats. This one decides to leave you alone.


Look out for that wolf -- he can run very fast. Don't let him catch you!

The wolf sees the menacing goat by your side and decides to keep his distance.


There is a witch in the area, but since you have that menacing goat with you, she will keep her distance.


Be careful! Nearby is a sorcerer. His mystical powers can leave you immobilized and helpless!

The sorcerer sees the goat and decides to leave.


There is a small dwarf close by. It would be a good idea to be careful.

The dwarf sees the goat and decides to leave.


High up in the sky you see a very large, friendly bird, but it is afraid to come near you because of the goat.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on September 05, 2006, 02:57:36 PM
LOL! XD Fear AAAP! :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Valanice on September 05, 2006, 03:12:05 PM
guy at my church: (walks into a/v room) hey, its the a/v geeks!
lady: were not geeks!!  were nerds. :P

absolutely positively A/V geeks...
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on September 05, 2006, 04:08:00 PM
XD I love the KQ GOAT!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on September 05, 2006, 08:45:29 PM
*is happy to spread the joys of KQ1*

in the second or third scene of climbing the beanstalk when you fall off: You should be more careful when you are so high on the herb.

EDIT:
Steph (about another MATH major): Yeah, but she's not taking AVS (abstract vector spaces)... she's not hardcore like me... she's not taking death
Me: death...would that be DETH?
Steph: yeah!
then today after telling Sam about the above conversation
Steph: yeah so we decided I'm taking DETH but we don't know what it stands for...
Sam: Demonic
Me: Evil... Tech
Steph: Honors

Steph about having a review of special relativity: "Yeah, but now I understand it again!"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on September 16, 2006, 10:43:23 AM
Misheard lyrics from the bus:

"When all you gotta keep is strong, mow the lawn, mow the lawn, like I know you do."

"She's a sexy cow."

Bonus points if you can find out the actual songs. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Petra Rocks on September 16, 2006, 07:18:07 PM
 "The popcorn seeds are sprouting."

  One of my brothers. He was right too, they got a little damp.  :P These sorts of things seem to happen to us.  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Shadowfax on September 19, 2006, 04:39:16 PM
Err okay, this is what I heard when I was at an airport once as well as when I briefly worked at a local shop many moons ago:

Airport: "I didn't like Rome, it was full of ruins..."

Shop: (Lady pushes bag of opened hot-cross buns in my direction) "These hot-cross buns are not hot..."

These are not fake, these are actual quotes!  :)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on September 22, 2006, 07:08:42 PM
A friend of mine (not Steph):"I don't know what's going on in the world: I don't have a TV."


EDIT:
This deserved posting and I was already here looking for a particular PM...


My roommate: "uhn s gd hwi dn hv iziks ohmwrk is wk"
Me: "Once more without the ice in your mouth."
roomie: "I'm so glad we don't have physics homework this week. ... and you would make a horrible dentist."
Me: "Thank you, that's the best compliment I think I've ever been paid."
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jafar on September 30, 2006, 12:50:57 PM
Don't ask. XD

Quote
louisiana_night: Who are you?
Kelsey: ed
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on September 30, 2006, 01:48:38 PM
Maybe Spot wants a name change. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Petra Rocks on September 30, 2006, 07:26:00 PM
" Her hair was Bobby-trapped!" 

 Brother 1 to Brother 2 after Brother 2 tried to pull my sisters hair and stuck himself on a bobby-pin.  :P Somehow no-one had much sympathy for him.  :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on October 04, 2006, 11:21:58 PM
"Necessity is the mother of invention."
No, laziness is the mother of invention. They meant "Necessity is the mother of inventions to further laziness." They were just too lazy to finish it.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on October 10, 2006, 06:22:42 PM
my roommate: "Your mother is cheating on your father... while this may be true... it may also not be true..."
me: "I think you covered all your bases there"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Petra Rocks on October 11, 2006, 06:04:16 PM
 "Then my cows put guns on their horns, and start to take over the universe. "

 One of the various interesting twists on the debate over the merits of horses and cows  ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on October 11, 2006, 06:05:55 PM
"I keep a periodic table in my pocket for just such an emergency as this!"

~a guy from SPS... they then proceeded to take out the periodic table to   look up carbon and lead... how that was supposed to settle the debate of what's in pencils...*shrugs*
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on October 12, 2006, 02:47:42 PM
Graphite is a form of carbon where the atoms form sheets! That's why graphite is a good lubricant for Pinewood Derby-type cars. XD

Er...Stupid things, not chemistry nerds thread. Sorry about that. XD

"Your pineapple ate my dog!"
-Me, so this post is still on topic. ^^
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on October 19, 2006, 08:53:10 PM
As this is a Futurama quote, I'm not sure it should be here... meh...


"Let's conservate!"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on October 21, 2006, 05:22:36 PM
my siss friend-

"OMG!! its pippi longstocking!!"
"no, thats the ketchup man"

it was very...........odd
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on October 24, 2006, 05:19:27 PM
Me to friend: YES! 26 days till the Wii comes out!
Friend: 26 wiiks?
Me: No...26 days!
Friend: So how many wiiks is it?
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on October 24, 2006, 06:22:42 PM
in java class-

try{
{long numMilliToSleep=100;
}catch(InteruptedException e);
}

me-"hey!! thats the catch phrase!!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on November 01, 2006, 04:43:14 PM
On a sheet of guidelines on how to write a good essay:
"Avoid sophomoric efforts at humor."

Kid: What's sophomoric?
Teacher: *gives definition including the words "immature" and "stupid"*
Kid:...So shouldn't that be freshmanic?

And yes, "Kid" is a freshman. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on November 03, 2006, 01:58:51 PM
ROFL
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on November 04, 2006, 01:50:24 PM
not really.  sophomores are immature in thinking that freshmen are immature. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on November 09, 2006, 06:45:14 PM
But freshmen ARE immature... :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on November 10, 2006, 05:36:49 PM
MOST freshman are immature.  not all :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on November 12, 2006, 07:22:14 PM
"The numbers eleven and twelve are not 'teens.'"
"Yes, they are. Why should they be left out?"
"Because they aren't teens. Look at it this way: they're the only numbers greater than ten and less than twenty that aren't teens."
"Yeah, but that sounds like a lame club they made up to feel better about themselves... the numbers ten through eleven are teens"
"Oh really... leaving out 12 now are you?"
"The numbers 10 through 11 plus 9... that's 20... are teens..."
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on November 14, 2006, 02:37:38 AM
XD

Nah, 13 is the first teen. :P

(We're sitting outside on a patio and the wind picks up so a LOT of leaves start falling on us)

Gah! We're being ambushed!...Am-treed!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on November 16, 2006, 10:58:04 AM
person in my building on campus:"I don't want Sweet'n'Low: I want Sweet'n'High."
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on November 27, 2006, 03:58:59 PM
in science class when this kenny got an f:
ben: when life gives you s***, make s***-ade
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on November 28, 2006, 06:41:06 PM
in science class when this kenny got an f:
ben: when life gives you s***, make s***-ade
That sounds like a pretty immature thing to say....was he a freshmen? XD :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on November 28, 2006, 10:37:04 PM
a friend of mine: I go from Serenity to Looney Tunes.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on December 01, 2006, 10:15:06 PM
"BILLY!!!"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on December 02, 2006, 03:33:22 PM
I was washing a table and some guy walked up and saw that there were white bubbles on it and he said, "It looks like Christmas!"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on December 02, 2006, 03:40:31 PM
"Pascal Couchpin is a genius and highly intelligent, but he has no concept!"
"Sheesh, that's some compliment! :P"

Something I heard in the course of the day. ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on December 03, 2006, 11:24:54 AM
*during PHYS hwk last week*

Me: Tu ne me comprends pas! Tu ne comprends rien que j'ai dit!
Sam: Je comprends bien. I understand perfectly... *long silence* *some laughter and Sam rolls back on the table and says...* ... Je suis belge *mumble mumble*
Me'n'Steph: What?
Steph: I thought he was saying he was belgian...
Me: yeah... I was wondering: what sam's belgian? when did this happen!!?
 (yes... French crops into our PHYS hwk sessions...)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on December 03, 2006, 06:17:34 PM
XD French used to pop into a lot of my homework too... XP
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on December 03, 2006, 07:53:54 PM
"BILLY!!!"

that was one of the wirdest things at our school.....ever.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on December 03, 2006, 08:59:47 PM
That was also an incredibly hilarious day... XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on December 04, 2006, 06:52:24 PM
"...I'm like Squall.  My nose grows."
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on December 05, 2006, 03:31:32 AM
XD!!! *nose impales snowoman and runs away* :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on December 06, 2006, 09:59:50 AM
*snowman turns to face camera*  ground-"i win!!" *snowman jumps up and down*
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on December 07, 2006, 05:11:52 PM
*heard on the way back from CS recitation*

"Man, this wind blows!"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on December 07, 2006, 07:02:30 PM
"ffvii had the big sword, ffviii had the gun sword, and ffx had the water sword.  there was no ffix!!"
*looks to kenny*
"dude, there was no ffix!!"
"yes there was.  the one guy had a tail."
"was it a SWORD tail?"
"erm, no.  it was just a regular tail."
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: TribeHasSpoken on December 11, 2006, 07:07:54 PM
I remember at the height of LOTR popularity hearing people who actually thought that the book was based on the movie scripts and not vice versa. Probably the worst example was someone saying how they saw the "novelization" of Return of the King in bookstores months before the movie came out and how it meant that Peter Jackson wasn't doing a very good job at keeping his plot a secret.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Shades2585 on December 11, 2006, 07:36:45 PM
LOL Yes that IS Stupid!!! :!Oops:

DOH!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on December 16, 2006, 01:16:22 PM
Wow...
That's terrible. XP
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on December 28, 2006, 11:08:54 PM
"warning: object may be hot after microwaved"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: tessspoon on February 18, 2007, 09:29:11 PM
My sister's friend looking at a Wachovia sign:

"What's Wack-ovia?"

 :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on February 19, 2007, 10:19:50 PM
in another forum-

poll title-whats your favorite weapon in game?
question- whats your favorite map?
options-
-bus(a vechicle that picks up kids for school)
-and four weapons
his post-
so...what kind of games do you like to play?
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Oldbushie on February 21, 2007, 10:01:51 AM
"But I thought the movie was inside!" *customer points to piece of cardboard with movie graphics*

Me: "Ummmm... no."
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on February 26, 2007, 02:59:01 PM
"Woah. You've got a jean jacket AND jeans on...You're like...bulletproof"

::) Welcome to advanced classes. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on February 26, 2007, 09:41:01 PM
"turn that frown upside down!!" *stands on head*
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on March 15, 2007, 09:32:07 PM
"so, youre saying that my little brother could beat up a chicken?"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on March 15, 2007, 09:40:04 PM
Heard outside of a theatre wherein I had just watched 300:

"I was really hoping that he'd kill Xerxes in the end, but I guess that wouldn't have worked because they wanted to set up the sequel at the end."  :o :X

Seriously... ...Come on. ::) History! People!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on March 15, 2007, 09:45:08 PM
http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=7943524&publicUserId=5790630 (http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=7943524&publicUserId=5790630)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jafar on March 16, 2007, 04:09:43 AM
Why wasn't "I am Error" up there? XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on March 16, 2007, 04:47:06 AM
"...I hope you never do drugs"

--My teacher, after seeing my portfolio project for iT. XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: racx_00 on March 16, 2007, 07:39:00 AM
"...I hope you never do drugs"

--My teacher, after seeing my portfolio project for iT. XD
Your work is good and she doesn't want you to throw it all away, or you're abstract enough as it is?
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on March 17, 2007, 07:53:48 AM
shes so insane that if she was on drugs it would be crazy :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on March 28, 2007, 06:18:17 AM
But would she be crazy enough to name her child "Moon Unit"?
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on March 28, 2007, 08:27:23 PM
well, if my kid is a boy, ill name him gaspard.  if she's a girl, then alexa

"wait, why are you using MY toothbrush?"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on March 30, 2007, 02:00:56 PM
"The students in my last class thought "Hood Island" was very amusing for some reason. They asked me if the turtles there were gangster."

XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: tessspoon on April 01, 2007, 02:41:38 PM
We were in Paint Your Pot, and these two guys had picked out two ducks and were painting them. One of them answered his cellphone and told whoever was on the other end:
"I'm painting a duck"

A few seconds later:

"No, not a real duck!"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on April 01, 2007, 09:17:58 PM
were the best AV team ever!!
                only
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 02, 2007, 07:40:36 AM
Tess...hilarious! XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: restamper on April 16, 2007, 06:25:06 PM
I was talking to my friend on i.m.....

Note: Chocolateaddict5=me

ChocolateAddict5: how was drivers ed?
holyanmolly: pretty horrible
holyanmolly: apparently i asked a stupid question
holyanmolly: i raised my hand
holyanmolly: and was like
holyanmollly: "where are ur headlights?"
holyanmolly: caz i dont know where they are
holyanmolly: and eveyrone was like =-op
ChocolateAddict5: uhh
holyanmolly: but i honestly didnt know
ChocolateAddict5: didnt you know what they were used for?
holyanmolly: idk ms. cheek makes no sense
holyanmolly: what are they used for??
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on April 18, 2007, 01:15:57 PM
what is this world coming to? :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 18, 2007, 01:20:53 PM
Oh.....my...... :o
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: tessspoon on April 18, 2007, 01:36:17 PM
Have I met this person before? :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on April 18, 2007, 02:14:40 PM
Tess...hilarious! XD
second...

and... holyanmolly makes me feel like I need to lie down... ...
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: restamper on May 02, 2007, 03:22:16 PM
Anmol: is a penguin a type of duck?
Me: um no, it is a type of bird though.
Anmol: so does that make a duck a type of bird?
Me: yes...did you not know that?
Anmol: no.

later...

Anmol: today in biology, i was like "plants dont move!?!?!" and everyone stared at me funny. so i guess they dont.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: tessspoon on May 02, 2007, 03:27:02 PM
This is the headlight girl, right? She doesn't seem too bright... :P
Have I met her? (I know I've asked this before but ... yeah...)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on May 02, 2007, 05:03:31 PM
Anmol: is a penguin a type of duck?
Me: um no, it is a type of bird though.
Anmol: so does that make a duck a type of bird?
Me: yes...did you not know that?
Anmol: no.

later...

Anmol: today in biology, i was like "plants dont move!?!?!" and everyone stared at me funny. so i guess they dont.

*must resist urge to lie down*
Ya know... I actually did after the last one... this one doesn't seem as bad... I think I'm good...
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 02, 2007, 05:51:39 PM
Oh my god. What is wrong with teenagers these days. I wasn't one that long ago, but the ones now seem SOOOOO much dumber. I know they aren't ALL dumb, but the dumbness seems to be enhanced. Must be too much cell phone radiation :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: tessspoon on May 02, 2007, 06:05:27 PM
Have I met her? (I know I've asked this before but ... yeah...)
lol, when I posted I remembered asking it but didn't realize I had asked it before in the very same thread. ::)

*must resist urge to lie down*
Ya knw... I actually did after the last one... this one doesn't seem as bad... I think I'm good...
Yea, at least you don't usually see penguins everyday like you do cars and their headlights...
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on May 02, 2007, 08:29:18 PM
Oh my god. What is wrong with teenagers these days. I wasn't one that long ago, but the ones now seem SOOOOO much dumber. I know they aren't ALL dumb, but the dumbness seems to be enhanced. Must be too much cell phone radiation :P

I've actually been surprised with the intelligence of a lot of kids in my class.

Though, then again, they're still all freshmen. I'm convinced your IQ goes down as you get older. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 02, 2007, 08:47:26 PM


I've actually been surprised with the intelligence of a lot of kids in my class.

Though, then again, they're still all freshmen. I'm convinced your IQ goes down as you get older. :P

Uhhh, excuse me? *points to her 4.0 GPA from undergrad, her 3.81 from graduate school...and the fact that she knows to wash a spatula after cooking eggs rather than letting the egg dry on the spatula and throw it in the dishwasher to "clean" it*

Yes, that has happened...my roomie NEVER washes the spatulas and for two years, I've had to scrub off egg AFTER it's been through the dishwasher before I feel comfortable using the "clean" spatula XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: racx_00 on May 03, 2007, 07:01:46 AM
Must be too much cell phone radiation :P
Alcohol and drugs...
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 03, 2007, 12:28:06 PM
I know of young teens who have done no drugs and drank no alcohol that have the IQ of a fly :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: racx_00 on May 03, 2007, 11:10:10 PM
That's from getting hit in the head too often. I know from experience. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on July 12, 2007, 04:21:19 AM
"Why can't you have a normal adolescent complex like Bulimia?"-My mother. ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Shades2585 on July 12, 2007, 05:06:03 AM
"Why can't you have a normal adolescent complex like Bulimia?"-My mother. ::)

You have got to be kidding!! That had better have been said in jest because otherwise that was really cruel. >:(
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on July 12, 2007, 05:06:56 AM
It was in jest, but I still think it belongs in this thread. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on July 12, 2007, 08:15:15 AM
XD lol... That's hilarious.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on December 17, 2007, 01:45:32 PM
So, it's not stupid, but I thought it was funny :P

Quote
Merlin says:
So I hear you're going to a christmas party tonight 
Cat says:
mmhmm 
Cat says:
all the Nashville company speech therapists will be there 
Merlin says:
lol 
Merlin says:
cool XD
Merlin says:
Not a place for a guy with a lisp to show up uninvited 
Cat says:
lol
Cat says:
or his lisp will likely be fixed that night 
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 17, 2007, 11:26:41 PM
Heh...Cute :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: hercrabbiness on December 18, 2007, 01:55:50 AM
XD I find that especially amusing, because my mom's a speech therapist.

Although the Nashville company speech therapists probably wouldn't solve anyone's speech problems at a party, they're bound to talk about it to each other:

"Did you notice that Mr. Such-and-such has a lisp?"
"Oh, what kind? A [some kind of] lisp or a [some other kind of] lisp?"
"The latter. But from the sound of it he has it mostly under control. He must have had lots of therapy..."

My mom does this ALL THE TIME after she sees someone with speech impediments.

Thanks for putting that up, Cat; it made my day! :)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on December 18, 2007, 05:33:31 AM
lol, obviously I'm a speechy too! Awesome that your mom is one!

And it would be "Oh, what kind? A lateral lisp or a frontal lisp?"

And you're right, it would be the latter one, because it's so much easier to get under control! XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on December 27, 2007, 07:07:58 AM
XD

I heard this walking through Target the other day.

Three women (in their 20-ishes) were walking past me into greeting cards.

Woman (to another woman): "It's just so weird, ya know? I mean Your pregnant and I'm not and we're both the same age!"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Shades2585 on December 27, 2007, 11:27:14 AM
I was walking through Sears when a lady picked up a hair trimming set and asked an older couple, whom she apparently didnít know, whether a guy could shave with it?  :o
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on December 27, 2007, 03:40:25 PM
Okay, so I was talking to a tech-support person at HP because I've been having weird battery problems with my laptop. This is what he said as the conversation was coming to a close.

Philip: Thank you.
Me: Thank you too.
Philip: It would have been a pleasure to work alongside you.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on December 27, 2007, 04:23:32 PM
Funny!

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k283/mwitte/Speechtherapycomic.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on December 27, 2007, 04:29:10 PM
XD Great comic koko!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: racx_00 on December 27, 2007, 09:31:14 PM
Philip: Thank you.
Me: Thank you too.
Philip: It would have been a pleasure to work alongside you.
LOL! That is rather random, or did you know more than him?
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: tessspoon on January 01, 2008, 04:35:52 PM
My friend's brother is used to using whatever shampoo my friend has in her shower when he comes home from college. One day he came out and said "Megan, what kind of shampoo is this!? It doesn't work and just made my hair all greasy!" He'd tried to use a bottle of hair straightener gel as shampoo. XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: awesomeasapossum on January 01, 2008, 07:25:08 PM
Philip: Thank you.
Me: Thank you too.
Philip: It would have been a pleasure to work alongside you.
LOL! That is rather random, or did you know more than him?

XD No, not at all. I think he meant to say, It's been a pleasure working with you or something.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: MangoMercury on January 20, 2008, 12:50:55 PM
This one is only funny when you bear in mind the location.

I had to go to the doctor and I was sat in the waiting room waiting for my number to be called.  A man came in and saw a woman who he obviously knew as a friend.

He came up to her and said "You're looking well."

I had to control my laughter at that point.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 24, 2008, 06:00:19 PM
From the comments section on Mixnmojo.com, about Indy movies:(the first part being the dumb part, the second part being one of the funniest things I've read, I was literally laughing till tears came out my eyes)

elTee:
The problem with Temple of Doom had always been those children for me. It just felt lame, like I was watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang or something. Anyway I tried to watch it again recently, and got to exactly 8 minutes into the film before I turned it off and watched something else instead. The opening, quite frankly, sucks. Then yesterday I skipped past all the crap and watched the mine cart chase, and shortly after that discovered that I didn't hate Willie Scott after all. I mean damn, she's braless for the whole second half of the film pretty much, and they are fine-looking baps. So in the end, I enjoyed myself.

The Tingler:
That infamous version of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang where the kids are enslaved, whipped and burned! :P



Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Suzie on May 24, 2008, 06:05:23 PM
Stupid things I've said.. pretty much every single thing tonight XD.. I blame total lack of sleep though, but even that's no excuse. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: tessspoon on June 03, 2008, 08:39:23 PM
Was having lunch with a suitemate and one of her friends when the friend told her he "sees through her like translucent water"

Though I found the fact that she thought it was absolutely hilarious even funnier than what he said XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on June 04, 2008, 05:06:21 AM
"We three make a good duo." :wall: :wall: :wall:

*stabs the phrase and whom said it*
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on June 06, 2008, 03:24:17 PM
lol... trio, the word being sought is trio... (I think I lol'd because of the trio of :wall:'s :P)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on June 07, 2008, 06:42:31 AM
Indeed. *sighs* :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Suzie on June 07, 2008, 09:23:13 AM
Stupid thing I have heard: "It's impossible"...

Nothing within the realm of physical plausibility is impossible unless you make it so with your skepticism. :)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: waltzdancing on June 13, 2008, 08:42:17 AM
I was talking to a friend one day a while back and I don't know how we got onto the topic of Australia but my friend randomly told me this...

'Did you know that traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.'
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: tessspoon on July 11, 2008, 07:13:51 PM
I love the line that Paul said to another guy when he was mad on the show 'The Mole' : "Your whole life is a hypocrite!"

You'd probably have an easier time insulting someone if you at least spoke in sentences that made sense XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Suzie on July 16, 2008, 02:46:26 AM
Everything Gary Busey just said in an interview with Howard Stern was pretty stupid XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Pacman928 on July 30, 2008, 08:24:39 PM
I was at Gamestop and here's 2 things I heard that made me want to kill the kids who asked them:

"Do they make Nintendo Brothers for the PS2?"

(two kids talkng)
"What's a Metroid?"
"Oh, it's something from Super Nintendo Smash Brawl."
"Then why does it have it's own game?"
"They just ran out of ideas for games."
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: tessspoon on August 20, 2008, 06:11:33 PM
Funny interchange b/w two people in the comments of a KQ5 playthrough on Youtube:

Righton2000
Walking around in that desert, and he still doesn't take off his Robin Hood hat or those dorky blue tights.
HBourgoin
They're pants.
Righton2000
How do you know?
HBourgoin
Because I just know. And they look more like pants than tights.
Righton2000
What do you mean you "just know?" Have you talked to Graham? They're freakin' tights man!
HBourgoin
Well, how do YOU know their tights, hmm?
Righton2000
Check out some of the close-up shots! Their freakin' tights, man!
HBourgoin
They look like pants to me.
Righton2000
FINE! To each his own, I guess. They still look like tights, though.
HBourgoin
In the close-up of Graham and the elf, you can see that Graham's PANTS are somewhat loose-fitting, so the can't be tights because tights are close-fitting.
Righton2000
Where the hell did you see that?!
HBourgoin
In the next part.
Righton2000
So freakin' what? Spandex can crinkle like that! His tights just need ironing!
HBourgoin
Whatever. They're not tights.
Righton2000
For the love of God, whoever you are! We just spent the last 2 to 3 days arguing over the garments of a fictional character in a computer game nearly 10 years old!
HBourgoin
So? You were doing it, too.
Righton2000
I just called him a dork in tights! You dragged this on for no reason cause you thought they were pants!!
HBourgoin
1. Graham's not a dork. 2. They're pants. Think what you think, but I really think they're pants.
Righton2000
This conversation can serve either of us no more purpose. Good day to you!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 21, 2008, 08:42:31 PM
That conversation Pacman heard about Metroid...so ignorant! Silly kids!

And that one is HILARIOUS, Tessy. And they're PANTS!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: tessspoon on August 22, 2008, 10:44:16 AM
And that one is HILARIOUS, Tessy.
I quite thought so XD

And even Peter Spear says they're pants: "... his usual attire, the short tunic, pants, and high boots of a Ranger" :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on August 23, 2008, 09:15:04 PM
My friend: Kelsey...
Kelsey: ?
My friend: My boyfriend forgot my name.. XP
Kelsey: Er...
My friend: He's been calling me hun, sweetie, honey, baby, baby girl, etc. for so long that he forgot. XP
Kelsey: That's really not good
My friend: I know XP
My friend: But for some reason I'm not really mad XP
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 24, 2008, 07:49:18 PM
How very sad!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on August 27, 2008, 05:41:14 PM
From a Bowflex commercial:
Quote
"I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends."

Really!? Do you really want to say that when you're being interviewed for a commercial? Your friends (especially those to whom you gave clothes) are just gonna love you after that. ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Nebel on August 29, 2008, 07:39:53 AM
While explaining to someone that I didn't have to shave my head if I wouldn't want my dreads anymore, because the first time I managed to get them out with some combs:
'Didn't you have knots in your hair?'

Like, dude, what do you think dreads are :/
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2008, 05:32:45 PM
How about something stupid that was seen? I was driving to work today, in the drizzling rain...when I saw a motorcycle next to me. To my surprise...the passenger...was smoking a cigarette. How it was still lit, in the rain...I have absolutely no idea!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 06, 2008, 05:32:46 PM
 XB
People addicted to cigarettes need them in ANY situation, don't they?
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Carla on September 15, 2008, 06:36:50 PM
Over the weekend at work, there was a woman that came in and she was just trying to get something for nothing (she had already eaten her food and everything) and she looks at her waitress and says "Ma'am, can you take this coffee off of my ticket? It tastes like it has caffeine in it."

Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on September 15, 2008, 08:18:39 PM
"Does this mean I can change my Facebook relationship status to "It's Complicated!?" :D" XP
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Shades2585 on September 16, 2008, 10:17:02 AM
"Does this mean I can change my Facebook relationship status to "It's Complicated!?" :D" XP
LOL That's funny! XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on September 18, 2008, 09:44:56 AM
"You know, I do notice it that everyone begins to stare at the clock as soon as I start speaking."-My Latin teacher. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Suzie on September 18, 2008, 09:46:25 AM
Over the weekend at work, there was a woman that came in and she was just trying to get something for nothing (she had already eaten her food and everything) and she looks at her waitress and says "Ma'am, can you take this coffee off of my ticket? It tastes like it has caffeine in it."

LOL... XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on September 18, 2008, 12:21:08 PM
XD @ both... though more at the Latin teacher :P

Seen on a T-shirt: "Saving second base: let's strike out breast cancer." ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on September 18, 2008, 01:39:58 PM
Which wouldn't happen if he would actually be doing useful (like explaining the PPP) instead of lecturing us on why females shouldn't be at gymnasium ::) (what would internationally be recognised as high school for all the non-Europeans here).
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Petra Rocks on September 18, 2008, 07:46:28 PM
PPP? To me that means Purchasing Power Parity, which is one of the ways to measure GDP, thought I doubt a Latin teacher would be talking about that. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on September 19, 2008, 03:00:36 AM
Proper Past Participle? :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on September 19, 2008, 08:43:42 AM
Perfect passive participle. :P

(Posted on: 19 September 2008, 16:43:01)


PPP? To me that means Purchasing Power Parity, which is one of the ways to measure GDP, thought I doubt a Latin teacher would be talking about that. :P
Unfortunately, he would. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Nebel on September 20, 2008, 08:08:40 AM
My sister (18) browsing through H&M catalogue:
'I want to be pregnant! The clothes are so pretty :D'

A few hours after she said (about a glass)
'It's not dirty at all! It's just a little dirty.'
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 20, 2008, 10:55:23 AM
 XB
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Shades2585 on September 22, 2008, 06:33:03 AM
My sister (18) browsing through H&M catalogue:
'I want to be pregnant! The clothes are so pretty :D'

A few hours after she said (about a glass)
'It's not dirty at all! It's just a little dirty.'
LOL That's sad!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Rosella on November 07, 2008, 02:00:02 PM
"Will all cheerleaders and dragonriders please report to the main office?"

Er... ??? :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: tessspoon on February 10, 2009, 10:07:44 AM
Said something that made me feel really dumb today. Was calling to set up an interview for an internship this summer in virigina (so a 5 hour drive from here), and i asked for an address so I could get directions.  The lady got confused and was like, oh, no it's a phone interview, you don't need to come all the way up here! :P :wall:
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: atec123 on February 10, 2009, 10:13:43 AM
lol ;D ;D :D :D nice!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 10, 2009, 01:52:18 PM
Heh. It's ok, we all make mistakes!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on February 27, 2009, 04:38:23 PM
My mother: He's my father, give me the phone! :P

My mother evidently doesn't like it when I receive unbirthday wishes from my grandfather. :P 
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Yonkey on February 27, 2009, 08:10:20 PM
Unbirthday wishes? ???
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: atec123 on February 27, 2009, 08:14:30 PM
??? What do you mean?

My younger sister, saying to one of her friends that she didn't need a ride to swim practice, she left a message on their phone: (she was tired, and wasn't thinking)
"Hi, this is tori, I don't need a swim..... i mean practice, I mean...... bye" :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 01, 2009, 06:23:25 AM
Unbirthday wishes? ???

If I remember correctly, Deloria's birthday is February 29th :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: atec123 on March 01, 2009, 08:12:19 AM
oh... I'd hate that...
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Yonkey on March 01, 2009, 08:30:47 AM
Ahhh... so that's why there was no birthday thread! :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: atec123 on March 01, 2009, 08:44:43 AM
lol technically there should be 1 today. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 27, 2009, 02:14:04 PM
I'm rather fond of rum and coke, though it has now been ages since I have had any. Only occasionally do I have a drink. :)
coke doesn't have alcohol
XD
(No offense meant of course, Atec)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on April 19, 2009, 06:54:42 AM
A girl in most of my classes *sounding as though she's reading from a paper*: What's the ind-i-ca-tive?


She calls me to ask me this. On a Sunday. :P During vacation. :P While I'm studying. *sighs* Even if the answer weren't so blatantly obvious (keep in mind that we constantly go back to studying moods in my German class (not to mention French and English) and said girl would know this if she paid even the slightest bit of attention), it would still be rude. Hasn't anyone heard of wikipedia?

I explain and use an example in the present tense.
She then asks if <insert the same example in the perfect tense> is also indicative.
After which I affirm that it is, she asks me to define the terms reflexive, transitive and intransitive verbs. ::)

*sighs*
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on July 20, 2009, 05:42:23 PM
My dad on why tethering through his pager doesn't always work: "It has some bad memories from having previously connected."

On another note, in defining transitive vs. intransitive, you should have dived into a discussion of transitivity, ergativity, ditransitivity, and morphosyntactical alignment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morphosyntactic_alignment) in general. (See, I've heard of wikipedia. :P)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on July 21, 2009, 07:08:17 AM
My dad on why tethering through his pager doesn't always work: "It has some bad memories from having previously connected."

On another note, in defining transitive vs. intransitive, you should have dived into a discussion of transitivity, ergativity, ditransitivity, and morphosyntactical alignment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morphosyntactic_alignment) in general. (See, I've heard of wikipedia. :P)
I would have, but she didn't even know what the indicative was. ;P I highly doubt she would have been able to follow. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on July 21, 2009, 07:15:36 AM
But! That's very much the point! If she knows that you will always respond with far more information than she thinks she will ever need and/or could even follow, then she may very well stop asking. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on January 19, 2010, 08:50:48 AM
I was cuddling with my favourite kitty on my bed when she suddenly decided to lunge at my face and tear the inside of my nose open. :P Since I was bleeding profusely and it hadn't clotted after several minutes, I called my mother upstairs, telling her that I was losing a lot of blood. :P She then asked from where and I answered her, whereupon, not knowing the backstory, she asked how endometrial cells got into my nose. ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 19, 2010, 01:24:18 PM
 XD

My cat once randomly attacked my nose similarly and it didn't really hurt too much but it bled more than I ever have! A little discomforting.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on January 19, 2010, 02:20:23 PM
Indeed. :P It looks like someone's been murdered on my sheets. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on January 19, 2010, 04:37:30 PM
pauvre Nez de Reine... she was the queen's favorite at court... until the queen's favorite cat got jealous and murdered her in her sleep. :P

The endometrial cells comment was HILARIOUS and well-delivered too. XD
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Haids1987 on January 19, 2010, 07:09:09 PM
I called my mother upstairs, telling her that I was losing a lot of blood. :P She then asked from where and I answered her, whereupon, not knowing the backstory, she asked how endometrial cells got into my nose. ::)
LOL!  Haha, that's the best!  I'm actually laughing out loud!  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on February 22, 2010, 08:34:10 PM
two things from conversations with my dad:

Dad: "Whatever happened to Catastrophe Theory?"
Me: "It's obvious, isn't it? It got turned down."

Me: *proposes that Spanish missed an opportunity to improve on Latin by having an inclusive vs. exclusive "we" forms (nostodos vs. nosotros was the idea)*
Dad: ...but Brandon, you know how languages are: they don't improve--they decline.  XB

Awesome points to be awarded to anyone who gets the first one. :)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on February 25, 2010, 01:48:37 PM
Me: *proposes that Spanish missed an opportunity to improve on Latin by having an inclusive vs. exclusive "we" forms (nostodos vs. nosotros was the idea)*
Dad: ...but Brandon, you know how languages are: they don't improve--they decline.  XB
*groans*

Lithuanian is an improvement over PIE...*grumbles something about no one being able to appreciate 11 cases and 5 numbers*
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on February 25, 2010, 02:35:07 PM
ok, ok...but do you get the other one? :P (think Greek)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on February 26, 2010, 12:05:10 AM
Too busy extolling the virtues of LITHUANIAN. :P


Um, kata is "down", among other things?

Or the fact that, sometimes, a catastrophe is the part of the play where the audience experiences catharsis, which is traditionally when the plot goes downhill? :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on February 26, 2010, 07:33:05 AM
If kata is "down", what's "strophe"?

(hint: it is a noun related to trepo/tropos (in fact, in ?Doric? IIRC, many words beginning with an m or a t in Attic have an s in front... and the o-grade of a stem was commonly employed for the formation of nouns))...
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on February 26, 2010, 01:40:24 PM
If kata is "down", what's "strophe"?

(hint: it is a noun related to trepo/tropos (in fact, in ?Doric? IIRC, many words beginning with an m or a t in Attic have an s in front... and the o-grade of a stem was commonly employed for the formation of nouns))...
Oddly enough, I learned both strophe and trepo, but my professor explained that there was a distinct difference between the two. :) Obviously both mean to turn.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: crayauchtin on February 26, 2010, 03:35:33 PM
Or the fact that, sometimes, a catastrophe is the part of the play where the audience experiences catharsis, which is traditionally when the plot goes downhill? :P
Actually, in theater terms anyways, the catastrophe is the final event that "raises the stakes" in the plot, and that comes before the climax -- which is when catharsis occurs.

Look me using my college degree!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on March 11, 2010, 08:31:35 AM
If kata is "down", what's "strophe"?

(hint: it is a noun related to trepo/tropos (in fact, in ?Doric? IIRC, many words beginning with an m or a t in Attic have an s in front... and the o-grade of a stem was commonly employed for the formation of nouns))...
Oddly enough, I learned both strophe and trepo, but my professor explained that there was a distinct difference between the two. :) Obviously both mean to turn.
And thus a catastrophe is a down-turn... so: "Catastrophe Theory got turned down." :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on March 11, 2010, 10:11:44 AM
I was waiting for my train when I was approached by someone from a charity that gives poor children in Africa crutches.

Him: Could I have a moment of your time?
Me: I'm sorry, but you would be wasting your time. I'm misanthropic.
Him: what's 'misanthropic'?
Me: I see how they got you. ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on March 11, 2010, 06:37:45 PM
Poor guy probably thought he'd get some money from you to...

Still... really good reply XB
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Haids1987 on March 13, 2010, 11:07:17 AM
I was in class once in high school and the teacher asked if anyone knew which two countries the US has the friendliest relations with.  A kid in my class raised his hand and proudly says, "London and Britain."
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Farquhar on March 17, 2010, 04:01:02 AM
A friend of one of my co-workers actually though the Dalai Lama was a llama. :o
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Haids1987 on March 17, 2010, 06:47:54 PM
The Great Wise and All Knowledgeable Llama.   ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on April 19, 2010, 09:59:51 AM
I was at the supermarket a few days ago and noticed the word "Lebensraum" was printed on all of the dividers. XD I so want us to annex Germany now. :D
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on April 19, 2010, 03:31:56 PM
Hrmm... if I send you the panthera, do you think you could annex it within the next month or so? :P ...though I suppose you still have to set yourself up as Queen of Switzerland first... well, still some civil unrest never did an economy much good. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on April 20, 2010, 01:29:03 AM
A month should be quite adequate, yes. :D How will you find the ligers? Nationalists rejoice! We may have our unified German state within a year (Liechtenstein will take longer). :D
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on April 20, 2010, 06:23:24 AM
The breeding will be done in a time dilation field. :pleased:
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on April 20, 2010, 12:37:07 PM
But could you part with them? :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on April 20, 2010, 03:06:36 PM
Hrmm... certainly long enough for Germany... Liechtenstein might be another matter: how long do you think that would take?
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on April 21, 2010, 08:50:14 AM
It depends. :P I suppose the fastest way to do this would be to marry Prince Hans Adam II, then get him to name me as his successor/co-regent. :D Maybe 2 more weeks? He's bound to admire the idea of a unified German state and not fight it. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on April 21, 2010, 09:43:49 AM
Would there be an "accident" in Hans future sometime thereafter? (only if he just names you successor right? :P)

Well, in any case, that seems more than doable. *sets up the time dilation fields* ;D
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Haids1987 on May 21, 2010, 06:17:44 PM
Many years ago my cousins from California were visiting, and they went to see those freaky inbreds that nobody wants to admit that they're related to.  (You know that you have some too!)  My cousin Eric came back to our house and, referring to great-aunt Claudia, says, "Yeah, we saw that one old lady.  What's her name? Gulpie?"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on May 29, 2010, 03:28:09 PM
Doctor taking my medical history a few days ago: Do you have a life partner?
Me: I'm eighteen...?
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: B'rrr on May 29, 2010, 05:25:23 PM
pfft, like people don't marry at 18, two of my friends did at least.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on May 30, 2010, 12:53:49 AM
Indeed? :D Did you help plan their wedding? :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: B'rrr on May 30, 2010, 01:29:08 AM
ofcourse not! I do not approve marrying that young!  :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on May 30, 2010, 08:13:51 AM
Yes, yes, much better to marry when your age is N/A. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on May 30, 2010, 08:26:23 AM
Doctor taking my medical history a few days ago: Do you have a life partner?
Me: I'm eighteen...?
you could go on: "I've barely had a life yet... but then again... hrmm... a life partner from the time I'm 18... ok, sounds like fun, put me down for one of those... does it come with fries and drink?"
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on May 30, 2010, 08:29:39 AM
Doctor taking my medical history a few days ago: Do you have a life partner?
Me: I'm eighteen...?
you could go on: "I've barely had a life yet... but then again... hrmm... a life partner from the time I'm 18... ok, sounds like fun, put me down for one of those... does it come with fries and drink?"
They stawved me. :(
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on May 30, 2010, 08:47:40 AM
how howwible.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: B'rrr on May 30, 2010, 01:19:38 PM
Yes, yes, much better to marry when your age is N/A. :P

What age is N/A?  :-\
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jafar on May 30, 2010, 01:29:41 PM
That's YOUR age, silly! You have it hidden on your profile. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: B'rrr on May 30, 2010, 04:22:50 PM
Owww, never knew I had it hidden!  :o

Good stuff! *nod*nod*
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 30, 2010, 04:58:48 PM
You should make it public, Rob :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on May 30, 2010, 05:41:54 PM
My new purpose in life is to find out Rob's hidden age. :P

Who will aid me? :D
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: B'rrr on May 30, 2010, 06:55:47 PM
That is an awesome purpose in life indeed...

You could just ask!  ::) :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 30, 2010, 09:55:58 PM
So, Rob, how old are you? :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Haids1987 on May 31, 2010, 12:49:10 AM
I know how old he is.  :devil:
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on May 31, 2010, 03:11:44 PM
How can we make you tell us? :P

(Posted on: 31 May 2010, 13:16:20)


Today, at dinner, with my entire family and several of our close friends present, my father was telling us about some of his students and whether or not they passed their exams. :P While inappropriate, my brother brought the woman he spent the night with.
My father: And so, while she completely failed the mathematics part, she was able to compensate for it by acing the English oral exam.
My brother, while nuzzling his one-night-stand's neck: I'm going to pass an oral exam tonight...

Me: *speechless*


Really? XP At dinner? XP With the entire family present? XP What of class and propriety?
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Jafar on May 31, 2010, 03:17:15 PM
Eeegh...sounds like he needs to be kept in line. I suggest you put a boxing glove on a stick and give him the old right hook once in a while. :P
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: B'rrr on June 03, 2010, 04:52:45 AM
The real question is, how can someone compensate Math by acing English? weird school system!
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on June 10, 2010, 04:33:13 PM
The idea is that the average of all your exams is passing. :P Anyway, it's just with that one particular exam, not in general.

(Posted on: 03 June 2010, 13:48:40)


I'm reposting this here because I need to rant. NOW. :P

World's Biggest Idiot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_P6gFi-I&feature=PlayList&p=C8A1C0B4908173BA&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=50)

Why does the fact that there is an idiot loose on the internet who desperately needs to be sterilised NOW before she figures out that she's too dumb to learn how to use birth control not bother anyone? XP
*sighs* :P

Sorry, I never will understand the mentality that keeps people from stabbing idiots on a daily basis...It confuses me. :-[

Also, the world does not and never has had a magical "Update language" button that appears every time a territory changes hands. :P So even if the UK hadn't lost many of the territories in which English is still spoken today by the time the Nazi's allegedly invaded GB and had the language magically changed in those few years to reflect that occupation no matter how unlikely and totally implausible this scenario is, these things are usually restricted to dialects, not the official language and would certainly not have affected all of Oceania, most of continental North America, parts of Africa and random islands scattered all over the Pacific, just to name a few, let alone places where English is spoken by a select educated elite.

AND FURTHERMORE, German is a declined, highly inflected language. This means that syntax or "like word order" is much freer in German, though we have a few rules regarding the placement of the predicate. English is, on the other hand, hardly inflected at all and even adverbs are falling out of use among the less educated who speak it, which is to say nothing of a concept like moods. It is virtually impossible to compare the syntax of an inflected language with that of a virtually uninflected one, simply because the latter has more rules than that former does.

And lastly, Britain was never occupied by Germany during WWII...something she should have realised by the fact that the UK acted as a beacon of hope to all occupied countries at the time and being British, she ought to have known that since it's mentioned. A LOT.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: B'rrr on June 10, 2010, 04:53:28 PM
*pats on the back and offers a valium*

There there! let it go!

I myself wished I never learned german, everything sounds so mean and evil in it! *runs for cover* ;)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on June 10, 2010, 04:57:17 PM
NO! I want to stab something now and have repeatedly been hitting my head against the desk. XP She...just...but...how. XP
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on June 10, 2010, 04:59:30 PM
She...just...but...how.

You're having an "Are You Serious, Stephanie Meyer?" moment but in real life. It happens to us all.
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Deloria on June 11, 2010, 03:18:57 AM
Ok, I apologise; I just realised the Channel Islands were occupied, but that doesn't count. XP
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Delling on June 17, 2010, 10:51:51 AM
Ok, I apologise; I just realised the Channel Islands were occupied, but that doesn't count. XP

No, it really doesn't count. I mean that would mean that the influence of German (into the syntax that is radically different but apparently somehow ever so similar) on the already Germanic language[read: b****** child of French, Latin, and Greek... don't ask it was a really crazy night... hangovers were had by all :X... as well as LOTS of wine and ouzo ;)] spread outward through the rest of the English speaking world from the Channel Islands.

Obviously any superficial similarities between German and English are the fault of Hitler and the Nazis and have nothing to do with Old English being a Germanic language in the first place. ::)
Title: Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
Post by: Kimmie on June 26, 2010, 08:46:50 AM
Wow Can't believe this thread is still going!

The other day a gentleman said to me "there something very different between colour photographs and black and white"

I was like errr, ya think?? (well actually no I was very pleasant but in my head I was like well state the obvious why dont you?)  :suffer: I think perhaps he was trying to get the point that b&w is very atmospheric and some images work so much better than in colour but still, he could ahve phrased it differently!  :suffer: