A bare contest?! Egads...I guess I have enough courage for this....I'll take one for the team!!!
*peels of clothes*
*notices complete and utter disgust of crowd*
*reads thread more closely*
Oooooh....
...but I'm still not putting on my pants...
Good cuddle spots:
Hips/waste.
Shoulders
Boobies (squishy and all)
Laps
Bums (boney bums are the WORST)
Yes, spheres of affection do indeed make good cuddle spots. ;B
Peace & Luv, Liz
hahahahaha good god you guys hahaha, James is the worst you didn't have to type that down you know hahaha :D
Quote from: Comrade J-ROC on June 22, 2004, 05:37:52 PM
Boobies (squishy and all)
and moobies?! :D :D :D hahahaha
:o :o :o what have you all done to the flower thread!! :o :'(
;-D
*runs away as quickly as she can*
Quote from: grundy on August 16, 2004, 06:27:28 PM
I'm good with Flash.... need some help? ;)
You're good with FlashING. Pervert. :P
What has Laura been telling you? (http://home.iprimus.com.au/grundy1/sleez.gif)
Nothing you haven't tried to me already. Pervert. :P
when you two are around is any one safe?
LOL, no.
And all my posts keep going 'walkies' into never never land?
;P
....
James started it. :P
Yes, yes I did.
I think some of our posts went on a picnic together. :P
something very odd is going on around here...cat and alex hav started swapping thier known identities to raunchier new selves, and u 2 hav ganged up together...oh what has become of the forum i once knew...
LOL!
Poor kimmie! *hugglez*
I can't imagine what the changes must seem like to those that have been here much longer! :D
Quote from: Kimmie on August 17, 2004, 10:53:50 AM
something very odd is going on around here...cat and alex hav started swapping thier known identities to raunchier new selves, and u 2 hav ganged up together...oh what has become of the forum i once knew...
Hey, I'm enjoying Alex being out of his shell. ;D
im goin back into my shell
Don't go back in your shell! Do you even HAVE a shell??
Yah, Kimmie looks better all shell-less and neekid. :D
James! You have gone more perverted lately!
Naw, just a little more blatant. :D
Just a little?? *raised eyebrows*
OMG JAMES :o
*Grundy joins in with the chant!*
"Kimmie looks better all shell-less and neekid!"
8)
:o how would u guys know???
James told me. ;]
how would he know!
If she's anything like me...she covers the webcam when she's changing! :P
urghhhhh....
You just reminded me of Cesar the other day... he had his WebCam on and went to have a shower while I was on MSN chatting.
URGHHHH!! BAD MEMORIES! :X
lol but you watched anyhow hahaha :D
He probably recorded it and saved the video for personal use. The pervert.
:suffer:
:suffer: the perv thread...somewhere for james to feel at home
Oh no...
Have I become unwelcome elsewhere?! :'(
LOL! This'll be the thread I dump all the pervy comments, instead of it going to useless conversation. :P
Great Idea Neil! LOVE IT! :lovegoggles:
Now come here bubby... (http://home.iprimus.com.au/grundy1/sleez.gif)
( Hmmm... I wonder if I should be using the 'Neil Smiley' on Neil? ;B)
I think the "Neil Smiley" should be the "James Smiley". J-R's been the one doing the most flirty eye-winking and eyebrow-raising. ;D XD
Peace & Luv, Liz
I know not of which you speak. :P
Oh! I do! I do!
(http://home.iprimus.com.au/grundy1/sleez.gif)<--James
...and every week we e-mail the thread to Laura to see our newest feature here at KQIX: Jon's B***hslap of the Week! XD
;P
(http://www.tsl-game.com/say/stupid.gif)
*Laura just slapped Jon*
;P Now look what you've done Neil!
EDIT: Added smiley, just for Neil. :P
This is so not me... :flirt:
This is: :smitten:
Oh, suuuuuure, J-R's trying to be all :angel: :love: and stuff.
:iluvu:
Peace & Luv, Liz
:yes:
Eeer, I mean...
:no:
All you guys do is tell lieez aboot meee!
:gossip:
omg for the next few days/weeks/woteva its gonna be emoticon fever! ;D atleast i finally get my :angel: smiley.... :devil: :suffer:
I'm loving the :angel:
James: :love:
:P
i just want a vamp smiley! ;D
I say that we still need a kitty smiley too!
LOL...we're never happy, are we? :P
Doesn't CC have one?
He has that little rolling one that's a little...um...disturbing to watch :P
The KittyGremlin! <3
Peace & Luv, Liz
I love neil, he's my second favourite! :lovegoggles:
OMG :iluvu: too Jon Grundy! <3 <3
::) ;P
Hey, when you use my full name, I start start to think you're serious. :-*
jon! >:( stop gayfying neil plz :P
LMAO! :suffer:
lol, I changed my mind, I wont say what I was going to say. :-X
;D
hahahaha, omg :stabs: oh wtf, wrong thread :D lol
Quote from: Grundy on August 19, 2004, 07:29:21 PM
lol, I changed my mind, I wont say what I was going to say. :-X
Haha, great! Looks like it worked. ;P
Well, I love Jon Grundy and Neil Rodrigues. :love:
(too bad you couldn't make that smiley into a threesome :D)
/me is somewhat relieved since his lastname isn't Rodriguez.
;D
This thread will have to be renamed to the "Love you Thread" very soon! :D
Or the "OMG GAY THREESOME" thread. :P
LMAOO!! how the hell do you manage to turn 2 threads into love and ass at the same day?! :P
and the same ppl lol :D
...and the thread gets split. :P
Jon and I are very talented at being ridiculous perverts.
*<3's Say's bum*
And now I get it all into one little phrase! :suffer:
So where'd that Perv thread go Neil!? LOL! That's what it's there for hey? ;D
It's right here, silly. :P
lol... neil... does this mean you will have your 3some now? :P :-X
lol, ruuuun XD
SPOOON!
HAHAH God no! :X
They can have it with one of the other pervs in here. Perhaps Q? ;D
I told a guy new to the forums, that posts like these were uncommon. I shouldn't have told him that.
Hmm.. well, you can tell him to stay far away from this thread. And Jon & James.
:P
Yeah, I bite. And Neil luvs it. :D
It's possible to stay away from them, on this forum? :-\
8)
No one's safe.
*Dr. Evil Laugh*
MuAhahahahaahah! :evil:
LMAO!! HAHAHAHA!
Those words and that Avatar of your.... LOL! :D
lol but they're nicee Daniel :D, they're easily aroused but they're harmless ;-D
*Does cute little chipmonk smile... so you don't notice the massive 'Wacom pen' pointing at you!*
Harmless, maybe.
Disturbing, definitely.
Daniel's just upset that no one's touched his bum. :(
Say, I'm looking at YOU to do a favour for Danny boy! :D
Say:
this is all going to bite me in the ass anyhow, I know so
We've been going about it all wrong! Here we were, touching Say's ass, rather than biting it!
*take a big ol' chomp into Say's bum* :suffer:
*cocks gun*
*fires it at J-ROC*
*Opens mouth and runs after Say!*
Quote from: Grundy on August 19, 2004, 09:26:05 PM
*Opens mouth and runs after Say!*
OMG, he just get more and more perverted by the second! :o
;P
Quote from: J-ROC on August 19, 2004, 09:20:35 PM
Say:
this is all going to bite me in the ass anyhow, I know so
We've been going about it all wrong! Here we were, touching Say's ass, rather than biting it!
*take a big ol' chomp into Say's bum* :suffer:
LOL YOU KNOW WHY I SAID SO, the only one that is able to get near that :P called ME an ass and took off and he's mad at me and whatever else f***, so yeah lol... :(
Well, Say, if you can't find someone else to eat your ass, I will. :D
Oh dear... ;D
As long as Laura stays hair free 'Down there!', I'll keep shaving the beard! 8)
:love:
Jonathon David Grundy!!
I'm ashamed of you! You can keep those comments to the pervert thread thankyou very much!
:furious:
Let's goto bed hun? ;B (12:31am)
I have a hankering for some spankering!
:love:
Hee!
I'm not entirely sure shaving one's lip and chin and shaving, erm, down there are analogous. ;) (I'd ask why males seem to have an obsession with such shaving on ladies, but I probably don't want to know. Don't really care, either, 'cause I ain't doing it. ;) )
I'm an equal opportunity gal... if I have to bother to shave my lip and chin, any dude I smooch needs to as well. ;) (Seriously, I'd like to see one of you fellas try smooching a guy with a moustache and/or beard. Why some women like it I'll never know.)
Peace & Luv, Liz
shaving is one of the most annoying thins ever, like omg leg on bath reach, ok i cut myself again, poo the razor isnt sharp and i havnt got a replacement GAH...i dont need lip and chin yet...im ok. and well bikini line is my own business.
why cant i be a monkey! so much easier! OR A MAN!...ooooh yeh i think i will become a man!
I hate shaving. It's the only reason I have facial hair.
i cannot wax...its the pain thing!
i always cut myself with a razor tho- porbably coz i shave to music usually..BAD IDEA!
Especially since you're a dancer and you have to keep beat with the music :P
I haven't cut myself in a few years *knocks on wood* Now I'll let you guys know about the huge slice I'll make on my leg tomorrow! :P
yeh thats the thing, i do it to the beat lol, i get carried away and forget that its a sharp object!
ah well atleast the batteries are dead in the radio atm!
Quick Kimmie!! Go shave before the batteries are recharged!!
nah i think i'll let them grow for a bit...hairy beast :P
:o Who wants to be a hairy beast??
hahaha, you know what was odd? to see like the last poster on this being Cat, it's like
Perv Thread ----------> last poster Koko
doesn't seem to be mean together in the same line hahaha :D Poor Cat has to deal with James + Jon around here lol :P <3
Ok after that pointless comment :P Jon as usual making the life of the thread and perverting the whole haven section lol, as in the latest topic here shaving :P yeah razors are the devil, if I had high pain tolerance I would probably wax even my armpits, the only place I can tolerate wax is my legs and it hurts like a b****, I also went into a torture once and borrowed my mom's machine, it's a piece of crap that takes out HAIR BY HAIR from the root, I have never felt worse pain in my life... lol, no wonder why she bought it and NEVER uses it hahaha, now that s*** is WORSE than waxing, horribleeee. Seriously though, I would actually would be willing to afford a treatment to be hair free! bye bye stupid unwanted hair :D that's something I certainly KNOW I wont miss if gone forever :P
Quote from: Say on August 21, 2004, 10:14:12 AM
doesn't seem to be mean together in the same line hahaha :D Poor Cat has to deal with James + Jon around here lol :P <3
Good thing I put lots of sugar in my coffee to make me so sweet, eh? ;P
As for waxing, I've considered waxing my face. :S When I was in the army, I had to shave my face every day...it irritated my skin sooo much. :S At least at my last job, I could get away with shaving every two days.
hahaha, yeah right :P too much sugar may kill ya you know ;P
As regarding the shaving ack, everyday is like... really torture :S why you had to shave everyday? was it really like a rule you couldn't work around or something? :-X you also had to keep your hair as short as on the pics? was that a regular thing or they told you to do that too? (I honestly, don't know how that works at all, I didn't even know you had to shave everyday)
btw you speaking of the army reminds me of michael's haircut... he does looks like a Marineeee <3 lol, cute :P
...ok, yeah so yeah shaving everyday is bad :P
Quote from: Say on August 21, 2004, 10:28:07 PM
hahaha, yeah right :P too much sugar may kill ya you know ;P
Don't get your hopes up. ;)
Quote from: Say on August 21, 2004, 10:28:07 PM
As regarding the shaving ack, everyday is like... really torture :S why you had to shave everyday? was it really like a rule you couldn't work around or something? :-X you also had to keep your hair as short as on the pics? was that a regular thing or they told you to do that too? (I honestly, don't know how that works at all, I didn't even know you had to shave everyday)
Well, during basic training (boot camp) you had to get your head shaved at least once a week. After that, it could grow out a bit, but you had to keep it neat and trimmed on the sides and the back (with a tapered cut in the back, "tight and tapered" as they would say) You could have it a bit longer on the top (up to three inches, I believe) On the top, my hair is actually shorter now than it was when I was in the army. :D
And it was the rules to shave every day. No scruff whatsoever. In the navy, you're allowed to grow a neatly kept beard, which I believe is due to tradition, as well as they aren't usually in as much Chemical warfare as the army is. (I may be mistaken, but that's how it was explained to me)
The Navy gets the gravy
but the Army gets the beans
Oh I was born at the age of 3
as smart as i could be
it sure takes a great mentality
to dish out all these beans
*keeps singing the song*
I hate my skin, for the most part. It's always covered in acne, blotchy coloring, stretch marks (Yes, I have those, isn't it sad? :P), and purple follicles.
BUT, there is one thing I lucked out on... shaving for me is fairly painless. All I use is a disposable razor and water, right after I shower, and that's it. I seldom get nicks (only if I get to close to my lip or ankles)... I do get some red bumps, but it's usually managable. In fact, for some odd reason, if I use shaving cream or soap I get *more* nicks and bumps than if I don't.
So while I'm stuck having to shave every day (especially my face), it at least isn't a huge hassle. But I wouldn't mind finding something that would let me go longer without shaving, or removed the hair close enough to get rid of the stupid faint shadow I always have on my upper lip, no matter what. :P
Though I have to admit I don't know why I bother shaving my body at all... it's not like anyone ever sees it. I don't wear shorts or sleeve-less tops in public because my skin is icky, and Harrison doesn't care if I happen to wear my short PJs or nightgowns while fuzzy.
Peace & Luv, Liz
I'm like you, Jeysie. I don't wears shorts...but I do like sleeveless tops. Shaving isn't a problem with me. I use a disposable razor (why spend $7 for one that still has to have the blade replaced??) but I do use shaving creme (I like to see where I've already been) :P And on the occasions I remember to do so, lotion afterwards...makes it feel smoother!
Here's a question... how do we ladies feel about *body* fuzziness on men? XD
Kissing a guy with lip or chin hair feels kind of like kissing a steel wool pad. But I like body hair... it's kind of fun-feeling to pet. :flirt:
Peace & Luv, Liz
I really don't know. I know I don't care for TONS of body hair. I like gotees, but I don't really care for beards. Probably because both my father and brother are clean shaven, so that's what I know.
i like it clean and freshly shaven but stubble can be quite a turn on sometimes. ;)
Ehehe, I'm a big fat Canadian Sasquatch. XD
(I bribe him with sex! :P)
Which is why you can't seem to up your post count!
-wondering why Neil's suggestion to fix the toolbar didn't work
Quote from: J-ROC on August 25, 2004, 10:39:45 AM
(I bribe him with sex! :P)
LOL! :suffer:
"And how's that working for you?" - Dr. Phil
Ill leave the 'sex' part to you, J-ROC... ::)
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on August 25, 2004, 10:42:58 AM
Which is why you can't seem to up your post count!
Nope, but I can get other things up for Neil. XD
(You can put that bottle of viagra away now, Rodrigues! XD)
Quote from: Yonkey on August 25, 2004, 10:42:59 AM
Quote from: J-ROC on August 25, 2004, 10:39:45 AM
(I bribe him with sex! :P)
"And how's that working for you?" - Dr. Phil
It's worked four or five times now...well, I guess I can't count the fifth time. That was just a bare bottom spanking. :suffer:
Right now I'm:
-being an ass
-chatting with Cat
-looking at Say's DA page
-thinking about addictive hot sauce
Quote from: FataliOmega on August 25, 2004, 10:49:10 AM
Ill leave the 'sex' part to you, J-ROC... ::)
Heh. Most people do. :)
Except Jon. He's a hussy. :suffer:
Quote from: J-ROC on August 25, 2004, 10:51:30 AM
Except Jon. He's a hussy. :suffer:
Got that right!
;P
I most certainly did! :D
(Gee, how did I know the posts were gonna get moved? :suffer:)
Hehehe, the perv comments were too obvious. :P
Ya gotta work on making them less noticable. ;-D
Bah, too much effort. :D
Quote-wondering why Neil's suggestion to fix the toolbar didn't work
Probably the wrong thread to post it in, but oh well.
right click the taskbar
left click "properties"
if "auto-hide" is checked, left click/uncheck it
left click "okay"
In other words, make sure auto-hide is off.
I didn't have it in this thread...I mentioned it in "The BAD", where his suggestion was. Then mentioned it in the "What are you doing thread" in which Fatali told me what to do, which did fix it.
Sorry I couldn't help.
P.S. I was referring to my post, not yours(about being in the wrong thread).
Thanks for the help (and you were right, btw...only about 4 hours too late :P) And I see now where you were coming from.
Hey, keep this thread pervy, dangit! :D
Computers are for porn, and porn only! XD
Linux is allowed in any thread! ;D
"May the source be with you!"
dya know what annoys me...those porn pop ups that you get after about midnight...and sometimes during the day, waht if i was like 5? >:(...i still dont wanna see them even now!!
LOL... usually you only get porn popups if you (or someone else that uses your computer) browses porn... :o
But that doesn't always happen, since I've been on a couple of computers and porn has not been looked up on those... :S
What's funny is that even my mother got porn spam in her e-mail. :suffer:
I get all kinds of weird spam from my websites.
What I really love is when you get those spams where they make up this whole little weird story of random quotes and stuff. It's entertaining in a bizarre sort of way.
I honestly don't understand how spam is profitable any more. Most of the ones I get aren't even comprehensible. Why on earth would you buy a product from a company with atrocious spelling and e-mails full of weird random non-sequiters? I weep for the species.
Peace & Luv, Liz
They've gone from "let's con this user with some marketing scheme" to "let's get the user to click on our e-mail at any means necessary".
Random letter & word garbage seems to be the latest craze for spammers. :P
Ahahaha....Jon. KQ9's cheap floozie. :D
QuoteLOL... usually you only get porn popups if you (or someone else that uses your computer) browses porn...Quote
i was only curious about the man with the baby oil...
the only 1 that uses the computer is my dad...for entering lottery numbers in lol! thats when he gets the chance when im not on here ::)
and i dont go on porn sites! i dont need to, i just go to my room for that ;-D...JOKE[/glow]
QuoteAhahaha....Jon. KQ9's cheap floozie
wow! we have kq9 tart and floozie...what is this place coming to! glad to hav u on board jon :P[/glow]
The KQ9 forum is just going down the drain...
:P
or spicing up...
Do we want it to be spiced up??
yeh...sometimes you need a bit of flavour and colour in life :)
:o
/me decides to avoid the perv thread from here on out
:P
nah! we know u wont :P ur name is usually the one thats last on here ;D
It may seem that way...but I guess it just normally happens when you're online! Trust me...my name isn't usually the last one :P
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on August 26, 2004, 02:18:06 PM
It may seem that way...but I guess it just normally happens when you're online! Trust me...my name isn't usually the last one :P
I was counting the seconds, till you posted in here again. XD
That's a whole lotta seconds, dude.
Here, let me take you outside and show you what "sunlight" is. :D
Quote from: J-ROC on August 26, 2004, 07:40:15 PM
That's a whole lotta seconds, dude.
Here, let me take you outside and show you what "sunlight" is. :D
:o
AH!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!
*runs away*
Hey James! look! It's your long lost twin! (Avatar)
:drunk:
Look, I've got one too!! XB
Isn't she adorable? :smitten:
You guys are too funny!
*waves to Laura* Haven't seen you in a while!
HI!
Yeah, I've been studying and working too hard to post much the last week...but I only have 2 weeks of term left
now so not too many assignments left to do
:)
LMAO!
You kids down under are friggin' nuts! :suffer:
Invasion of the stick figures? :S
Want me to draw you one too?! ;D
I've been bribing you with sex for months now, and what have I got?!?! :o
;P
Quote from: J-ROC on October 10, 2004, 12:01:50 AM
I've been bribing you with sex for months now, and what have I got?!?! :o
;P
LOL! That's because it was more of an offering than a bribe. :P And the offer has little value since you've offered the
same to me for months now too! :o
;D
Well, I don't hear YOU complaining every night, sweet cheeks! XD
I'm too busy vomitting to complain. ;P
OMG Neil has morning sickness! :o
I MADE NEIL PREGNANT!! :o :o :o
XD
:X :X gross!! :S :X
::) :P
(Someone's clearly jealous! XD)
Who?? ::) :-\
*looks around*
...who?? :S
:P
That was just wrong, James...
*protects Rob!*
Hahah! Careful Koko, nothing stands between James and his... man? :o
;P
:o
I'll help as best I can, but...
*pulls Rob out of the thread*
HAHAHAHA! JAMES! wtf? :D hahaha omg
Quote from: Yonkey on October 12, 2004, 09:23:40 AM
Hahah! Careful Koko, nothing stands between James and his... man? :o
;P
That's right... you don't stand, Neil. You bend over.. XD
*sigh* I do... ::)
I think this conversation is taking a wrong turn for me to participate. :X
:sweating:
:P
Most conversations in this thread turn out that way, Bob. :D
Hahaha, yeah this is more of a filth receptacle than a real thread. XD
Quote from: J-ROC on October 17, 2004, 01:53:49 PMMost conversations in this thread turn out that way, Bob. :D
That's probably why you don't see me that much in this thread. 8)
and why i am camped here
wow bob u posted at 4:44 and i posted at 5:55...omg! :o who's gonne be the :devil: :suffer:
Not me. I just live next door. :D
Quote from: Kimmie on October 17, 2004, 03:56:28 PMwow bob u posted at 4:44 and i posted at 5:55...omg!
Excuse me, but by my time-offset parameters I posted at 10:44:24 PM and you posted at 11:55:51 PM. So, since your time-offset is one hour less than mine, we posted at exactly the same time :o ! :scholar:
Cool! :D Pervs posting simultaneously! XD
Quote from: Yonkey on October 21, 2004, 01:45:04 PMCool! :D Pervs posting simultaneously! XD
Only one problem with that, we're not pervs. :-X
And another problem witth that is: I made a small calculation error. I only realised it
after I'd shutdown my computer. :-\
10:44 + 1 (hour) = 11:44 and not 11:55. :!Oops:
Mmmmkay. So J-Roc, Grundy, and Yonky have a group thing going on. But on the side Laur is spanking Grundy and people are trying to bite Say. And everyone hates shaving!
Glad I found this thread ;)
Quote from: Jacana on December 07, 2004, 11:49:46 PMAnd everyone hates shaving!
Depends on
where, I'd guess. :-X
MY armpit hair is secsay!!!
<3
especially since I'm compared to everyone on this world. Add to my endless list of comparisons greenday's frontman now lol
Quote from: César_Bittar on December 29, 2004, 12:07:29 PM
MY armpit hair is secsay!!!
<3
OMG, poor thing... you're on denial :P
Lick it!!!
Eekk *pukes*
wtf is wrong with you!?!? lol
LICK LICK LICK LICK IT!!!!!!
*is scared*
This must be one of the 10 signs that the world is about to end.
9 to go! :(
*lick's cesars armpit hair* :( lol
Hahaha! omg, just when you thought you've seen it all around here :D lol
see, Say?
He likes it!
I'll create the Cesar's armpit hair fan group now!
hahah grooooss :P
you do that and I'll delete that thread ;P, come on! you've got the fart thread, the b.itch thread... enough!! :P
Where do I sign up?! ;D
jesse no girl is ever gonna kiss u again u understand...once this secret sick obsession gets out! :P
lol, he would have to wash his mouth with bleach or something now :P
Haha, I think it's too late. I didn't notice this before:
Quote from: Mod Warlock on December 29, 2004, 12:22:51 PM
*dies from a stroke*
:P
*grabs flamethrower
**torches thread
:D
I mean... good pics. ;P
Maybe we can all chip in and send Warlock to a "special place" where they treat fetishes like that?
Pervy Quote of the Whenever (TM):
"It's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex-machine."
Peace & Luv, Liz
I totally agree!!
(Making Alex proud)
**Watching all the pervs in the room....Say where are you....I want to bite you.... :devil:
Quote from: Warlock on February 06, 2005, 05:35:15 PM
I totally agree!!
(Making Alex proud)
Heh...yeah im proud!!
???
QuoteIt's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex-machine."
my dads got that on one of his t-shirts lol![/glow]
I've heard the same about beer bellies:
"It's not a beer belly, it's energy storage for a sex machine..."
So, I've got the belly... now all I need is the sex. XD
Neil? :flirt:
Too tiny. his fragile hips would break under my pressure. XD
oh dear god
*covers eyes and runs out of the thread*
:o
Interesting chat going on here ::)
*Runs from thread* ;P
Speaking of pervy, did you know Woody Allen's movie The Sleeper predicted the Atkin's diet? XD
I wish I was as pervy as Woody Allen... but somehow I don't think I'll ever marry my adopted daughter.
I knew he wasn't all there, but... ewwww... :X
Well, she's adopted, so it's not THAT sick, but yeah... it's still sick. :S
Euphemism of the day: "You're flying low and the pilot's waving!"
:D
Quote from: Jafar on March 10, 2005, 08:28:28 AM
Why would I steal Kimmie's hair? I have my own perfectly good hair. :P
After you were done eating my armpit hair, you couldn't resist eating more, so you ate Kimmie's hair..
Who knows who'll be next !?
p.s jk
For the last time, I don't eat hair, you loonatic!
Quote from: Jafar on March 10, 2005, 08:39:12 AM
For the last time, I don't eat hair, you loonatic!
notice
Quotep.s jk
But still sounds like you are in denial!
Quote from: Kimmie on May 10, 2005, 03:36:49 PM
aha! it worked...stunning pictures jael :D
Behave, or I will neuter you as well! Oh wait.. ;P
JESSE! :o
*neuters Jesse* XD
Quote from: Yonkey on May 10, 2005, 09:27:09 PM
*neuters Jesse* XD
:'(
*neuters Neil in revenge* >:(
NO! Keep that neutering tool away from Neil!
my goal in life was to neauter jesse and now its been done for me...darn!
Quote from: Kimmie on May 11, 2005, 07:46:43 AM
my goal in life was to neauter jesse and now its been done for me...darn!
I'm fun for more than neutering, so there are more goals to set ;D
Neutering Neil seems to have had no effect, he's even after the guys now. LOL XB
Quote from: Yonkey on May 11, 2005, 11:53:08 PM
Quote from: TallDarkNHandsome on May 11, 2005, 08:54:40 PM
here we go...
He's missing an eye! :o
J/K ;P Nice pic. 8)
And César, you shouldn't have said that, now Neil will be
stalking chasing your sister! ;)
Quote from: Warlock on May 12, 2005, 02:54:41 AM
Neutering Neil seems to have had no effect, he's even after the guys now. LOL XB
OMG LOL!! !!!
Quote from: Warlock on May 12, 2005, 02:54:41 AM
And César, you shouldn't have said that, now Neil will be stalking chasing your sister! ;)
/me adds César's sister to his
stalk cute list
XD
Quote from: Warlock on May 12, 2005, 02:54:41 AM
Neutering Neil seems to have had no effect, he's even after the guys now. LOL XB
You're just jealous I'm not after
you! ;-D
OMG you two get a room!
Quote from: César_Bittar on May 13, 2005, 09:31:51 PM
OMG you two get a room!
Your sister and I? Sure! !!!
;P
OMG HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH
Quote from: César_Bittar on May 13, 2005, 09:31:51 PM
OMG you two get a room!
Judging by this thing I
fabricated stumbled upon, it seems that it is not myself and Neil, but rather Neil and YOU who needs a room. XB
I'll let you judge for yourselves (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/WarlockXP/yonkeylovescesar.gif)
César and Neil, sitting in a tree.. k i s s i n g.. XD
:suffer: ahaha... :suffer: ahaha ... ahahahahahaha :suffer:
HAHAHA!
LOL! :suffer:
Half Life 2? XB
XD LOL
Aw, come on! That's no fun! ;)
*humps dead topics*
o_O ... Time to revive the Perv thread! :P
o_O *edges slowly away from forum*
.....why? :P
Unless you want to be in direct line of Bushie's thread humping, I suggest you hide too! :o
;P
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 30, 2005, 07:54:33 PM*humps dead topics*
As long as you're not humping me, all's good. :pokerface:
Quote from: copycat on July 01, 2005, 03:09:37 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 30, 2005, 07:54:33 PM*humps dead topics*
As long as you're not humping me, all's good. :pokerface:
I agree. Just stay away and you'll be fine
*pees on Jason's smilies*
Neil, you really gotta supply more context when you move these posts. ;P
And how is that pervy? I was just trying to scare Jason off of smiley raids. ;P
Edit: Never mind, it was LN... XD But some of these post moves are still a tad confusing... XD
Quote from: Oldbushie on August 10, 2005, 12:16:38 AM
But some of these post moves are still a tad confusing... XD
Just as confusing as year-old post revivals! ;-D
Who, me? ::)
Quote from: Oldbushie on August 31, 2005, 03:26:33 PM
César's Funland! Lots of cute and bizarre animals run amok and terrorize tourists, as well as sickeningly sweet food that makes you gain fifty pounds but costs 50 cents. :B
Don't forget the farting XD
Yah! XD
Cesar's Roller Coaster through the Farting Bowels of Heck! ;D
Quote from: Oldbushie on September 02, 2005, 12:09:55 PM
Yah! XD
Cesar's Roller Coaster through the Farting Bowels of Heck! ;D
Aaron, each day brings me closer to getting a restraining order on you, yet also each day makes me too afraid to. XD
awes at OB's scoundrel and pervertedness
Muahaha! ;D :D
One word: *squirt*
Two words: *squirts back* XD
One word: barf! :P
Well, aren't we a sloppy bunch? :P
*cleans it all up with his hanky*
Hopefully you're all part of the Asylum?
Nah, being a perv isn't a crime :P
Thats the good part about it XD
Well, I am glad you all have Perv Pride. Whatever. :P
Quote from: racx_00 on October 10, 2005, 12:27:45 PM
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on October 10, 2005, 10:23:56 AM
/me sees Say poking Jesse...and hands him a tissue
Cat was handing Jesse a tissue because he was being poked by Say :P
Jason > Jesse :P lol
correct, she said hands HIM a tissue! as far as I know I haven't grown a wee wee :D lol
*pokes Say's weewee* :D
*somehow read "The game that was butchered by corporate s****."* XD
what the? XD
Tsk tsk. That's Michael's weewee to be poking.
Oooh, they can have "sword fights" with each other! :suffer:
And I'm quick like rabbit. Just ask anyone I've had sex with...
Ummm... wait... uuuuuh.... :-\
JAMES! *feels sick*
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on November 19, 2005, 04:15:14 PM
JAMES! *feels sick*
That's the same reaction of the girls I've slept with! :o :suffer:
You know...you could delete his posts. That way, his post count is closer to yours :P
I know when to stop... even if I have crossed the line a bit. :D
.....sure.... :P
Don't make me take off my pants!
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 11, 2005, 09:23:55 PM
kelsey, you're:
-beautiful
-nice
-forgiving
-fabulous
-awesome
-sweet
-kind
-loving
caring
-thoughtful
-happy-ful
-wonderful
Really trying to "get some" tonight? ;P
JESSE! He's 14! :o
*thwacks Jesse* Bad! :P
This thread is interesting. It's like reading random quotes. :P
Quote from: Warlock on December 12, 2005, 06:21:46 AM
Really trying to "get some" tonight? ;P
LOL! That is definitely the quote of the day :P
>:( :-[ :P
WooHOO! this thread is awesome!
*gooses the ladies over 18* XD
*jumps away from James...keeping her back far away from him!*
There's places to touch in the front, too! :Suffer:
*crosses her arms in front of her*
Well, neener neener!
LOL! Poor Cat :P
I like handcuffs, bondage, and sexy people tied up/in chains. :P So grammar jail sort of turns me on. Does this mean I can't use Southern slang? But I'm from the South, this means I have a right to bad grammar, and saying "yall." heheh, ties up Jafar and takes pictures of him.
OMGSH STOP MOLESTING MY BOYFRIEND! XD
...
I think you should go over there *leads to asylum* :P
In all honesty, I don't mean to be rude, but you're scaring me beyond comprehension right now, so can you please stop? :S
bf hmm... :idea:
*hugs Rosella*
And Dirk...yes, BF. :P
My apologies Rosella, I didn't know Jafar was your bf. Er....Happy Valentine's Day! Perhaps I do need to check out the asylum....*bounces away in a strait jacket*
Not only that, but I'm a little young for that kind of thing. :P
Yeah. That and Rosedragon's a little old for you. :P
Wow! I just witnessed Mod Editing at work! ;D
XB
Mmmm... even when i'm away there's pervy activity!
I HAVE CORRUPTED A FEW INNOCENT MINDS! EEEEXCELLENT!
Your legacy lives on in the minds of others. XD
J-roc You better leave those gals alone or I'll run you though with my sword. :stop:
* Dirk is an Honorable Knight*
No goosing!
I'm very romantic with myself. XD
Quote from: J-ROC on February 20, 2006, 12:29:17 AM
I'm very romantic with myself. XD
Working on your "hand to man" relationship, eh? ;P
Quote from: ShinyKnight on February 20, 2006, 12:31:28 AM
Quote from: J-ROC on February 20, 2006, 12:29:17 AM
I'm very romantic with myself. XD
Working on your "hand to man" relationship, eh? ;P
That I am. It's a good relationship. No drama. No disappointments. We're on the same page, so it's all good.
But you would know all this, seeing as it's been longer for you than it has for me. ;P
As long as he treated you good, that's all that matters... ;P
You're just jealous because you're the catcher.
*Dirk jumps out of a nearby janitor's closet and cuts J's hands clean off with his twin blades. Before Rocky 5 can recover he puts the hands under a bucket and places a few hard back books on top for good measure.
"That'll hold you." He says.
But then desides to put one more on top just incase.
Staring down at the title of the book he sees it's the classic "Farewell to Arms".
Looking around the room he glares at all
silently challenging everyone with his cold dark eyes...
(http://www.geocities.com/dbs_peppy/EvilEyes.gif)
LOL this was gonna be on my thread but got moved here because I posted right when A mod was cutting it. that doesn't mean you're off the hook yet J-roc. Just keep your filth ridden mind on your own thread or suffer my wrath. I did not mean too spam your thread though. Sorry...
Want to know who's wrath I don't fear?
I'll give you a hint:
Yours.
Totally random..and it may be because I just woke up, or because I lost so many brain cells last night, but......when I came on this morning, and saw this thread I was like "What? Kim and Cat are kissing each other in a corner?! What happened to the closet!!"
And you have to admit, the title of this thread could be interpreted that way by unsuspecting bystanders. :P
<3 YOU BOTH!! DON'T HURT ME!!
*hurts Questy*
You really shouldn't have thoughts like that :P
I'M SORRY!! I'M SORRY!!! I COULDN'T HELP IT!!
mmhmm...yeah yeah :P
I'm disappointed in you, Q. :P
Hmmm...I can't see it that way, and I'm trying! :P
*splits & merges* There we go. :P
Questie's comment wasn't THAT perfy. Not like J-R. :P
Few comments rarely are that pervy. :) It's my only claim to fame here. :P
Some claim to fame. :P
I had a dream about being in a threesome with two girls I know in Calgary.
You always know when J-ROC is back because all of a sudden, the Perv Thread comes to the first page. :P
Well, one does have a reputation to keep. Even if it's based completely false information and assumptions. ;P
And hey, it's nice that I'm back....
right?
:P
It is. Really. ;D
Welcome back
Hahahaha! Gross!! :P
... I'll never understand this thread... My first venture into the unknown... (Well, rather my second or third, but who's counting?) That is plain sick! (Well, I can get much grosser than that! But I feel as if I just don't belong in this particular thread...)
Then why are you here? ;P
I don't know....
Avoiding this thread like the plaque always works for me. :P
than the same question for you:
Why are you here? :P
To increase my post count :P
Why are you here, Icarus?
becouse of the girls?? ::) :P
Quote from: icarus on May 19, 2006, 10:59:54 AM
than the same question for you:
Why are you here? :P
I'm here to rescue poor, innocent souls that wander in. :P I have to read the thread to make the new posts go away! XD
Quote from: Rosella on May 19, 2006, 01:39:44 PM
Quote from: icarus on May 19, 2006, 10:59:54 AM
than the same question for you:
Why are you here? :P
I'm here to rescue poor, innocent souls that wander in. :P
XD
I wandered in! Help!
What's next? The angelic non-pervy thread? :P
My thread has ani-pervy-ness rules! :P
Help! I was brought here against my will! The thread called to me, and I was hypnotized by it's "evil" voice! Help!
Those claiming to avoid this thread seem to love posting in it! ;P
... :sneaky: You didn't see anything... :P
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 20, 2006, 08:34:05 AM
... :sneaky: You didn't see anything... :P
trying to hypnotize all? It won't work on me since I'm the lord of the dead and am immune to mind control spells
Darn! Fine! Plan B!
No... Not plan B...
*Starts shouting*
please don't execute plan B.
...............
...........
.....
???
What's plan B? :P
You know, I have honestly no idea! XD
This talk is too clean.
Bum.
Boobies.
Sex. And lots of it.
And some more boobies for good measure.
And dirty sanchez's to the good kids! XD
Just like sex... once is never enough. XD
You're plaguing my mind and making me less immune to the perversities going on here! :P Please stop! :P
I think being pervy is my last remaining function here on the forums. XD
Hooters. Knockers. Chesty LaRue. Busty Sinclair. Hooty McBoob.
"Rodeo" sex... XD
You could contribute some other way *watches helplessly as the perertedness takes over the forum*
Naw, I'm not going to do a full forum takeover. The mods usually get all "mature" and decide to move everything to the perv thread. It's their way of keeping me away from the general public.
*sigh*
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL, I AM A HUMAN BEING!
Just a ridiculously sexy and naked one... XD
That's gross! Post that in the Perv thread! Please! That's just sickening! XD :X
The XD smilie at the end of your post really conveys your offended morals. ;P
Yeah.
*tweaks nipple*
better not post the pictures of my neighbor girlfriend from las night...
Don't encourage him!
Quote from: Rosella on May 22, 2006, 01:24:04 PM
The XD smilie at the end of your post really conveys your offended morals. ;P
Why thank you so much! I once had a dream that I was doing it with a fat girl (in my fifth grade class) in the middle of a canyon, with a bed in it! I'm sick, aren't I? (Is that alright to be posted here?)
Quote from: Questing Character on June 08, 2006, 08:01:29 PM
What guy doesn't dance naked? Come on now, be honest.
Yeah, really. After all, every guy has to practice... ;)
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 14, 2006, 08:03:19 PM
Yeah, really. After all, every guy has to practice... ;)
*cough*
WAY too much information there. :X
:P
There's lots of things I do naked... Eehehehehe :devil:
Quote from: J-ROC on June 09, 2006, 08:06:20 PM
Quote from: Deloria on June 05, 2006, 09:43:32 AM
Quote from: J-ROC on May 31, 2006, 07:56:05 PM
Okay... hopefully this works. (it worked for me when I posted it before)
Aaanyway, this is a picture of Natalie and I. She touched my bum as her husband took the picture. I guess girls can't resist touching my hot buttox. XD
Of course not ::) :P
T'is the downfall of being this sexy. :)
One of my female friends likes grabbing my bum when we hug... XD
:o *shudders*
XD
Look at the things your doing to my naive, little mind! YOu're corrupting it! :P I hope your ashamed :P
They're corrupting YOU? What about ME!?!? XD
Exactly! We're being corrupted by pervy comments! :P Someone please delete them! :P
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 10:08:14 AM
Exactly! We're being corrupted by pervy comments! :P Someone please delete them! :P
Delete the people or the comments? ;-D
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 24, 2006, 05:26:46 PM
Don't encourage him!Quote from: Rosella on May 22, 2006, 01:24:04 PM
The XD smilie at the end of your post really conveys your offended morals. ;P
Why thank you so much! I once had a dream that I was doing it with a fat girl (in my fifth grade class) in the middle of a canyon, with a bed in it! I'm sick, aren't I? (Is that alright to be posted here?)
*decides NOT to move that to the Kimmie And Questie Magical Dream Thread XD*
What's so bad about nakedness? Everyone's born without clothes... ;P
lol
being naked, nothing
being naked in public or to let everyone else you are, erm... wtf?
being naked in public dancing with the same statements as above (to practice or whatever?)... lol, do I really need to say what's wrong with that?! :P
DO I!?!?!? hahaha
Hahahahah! ;D Now that is definitely the Quote of the Day! XD
*bows*
thank you, thank you ;P
XD
Awww, there goes my noontime practice in the park...
TMI PLEASE TMI! :P
I could have lived my life without knowing that, ya know? :P
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 11:42:40 AM
XD
Awww, there goes my noontime practice in the park...
XD
And I was going to invite an audience. :P
But come to think of it, I could have survived without knowing that. :P
OMG :X People walk their puppies in that park! :o
;P
Quote from: Yonkey on June 15, 2006, 11:46:40 AM
OMG :X People walk their puppies in that park! :o
;P
XD
That was random :P
XDXDXD
Butbutbut... I make sure to dance in a treesy part of the park... :angel:
XD
Here's a thought: draw trees on the walls of your flat and pretend you're in the park, so random people don't have to have nightmares :P
Neil was being nice... cuz if the puppies see... something and.. try to bite it... and... yeah, ouch :P
IT ISH DANGEROUS! hahaha :D
True, I hadn't thought about that... XD
*goes to the peak of an unvisited mountain instead*
OMG :X Tibetan monks live on that mountain! :o
XD
Quote from: Yonkey on June 15, 2006, 11:56:29 AM
OMG :X Tibetan monks live on that mountain! :o
XD
XD
*has her guards take OB to a deserted island to preform his pervy rituals there* :P
Why can't you be likea normal teenager and lock yourself in the bathroom? :P lol
Quote from: Say on June 15, 2006, 11:58:26 AM
Why can't you be likea normal teenager and lock yourself in the bathroom? :P lol
I? XD
*locks OB in a bathroom*
Quote from: Say on June 15, 2006, 11:58:26 AM
Why can't you be likea normal teenager and lock yourself in the bathroom? :P lol
OMG :X My toothbrush is in that bathroom! :o
Hahah, ok I'll stop, the joke's getting old now. ;P
*pounds on the bathroom door* Let me out! XD
WHAT THE CRAP WOULD HE DO WITH A TOOTHBRUSH....!??!?!
omg... Neil what do you do with YOUR toothbrus?! :o :o :o
*watches the toothbrush come to life* :o
*lets OB out before he harms Neil's toothbrush* :P
Free! Free at last! Thank Say Almighty I'm free at last! :D
*puts his clothes back on and settles for dancing like a rabbit after too many cups of coffee*
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 12:03:59 PM
*puts his clothes back on and settles for dancing like a rabbit after too many cups of coffee*
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! hahahaha :D
either you're naked or either you're shaking it... what the crap!? :D
I'm feeling energetic today. XD
TODAY?!
...I think you didn't cry when they spanked you at born, you winked at the nurse lol :P
Of course! XD
I was the world's first tap-dancing baby. :D
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 12:13:28 PM
Of course! XD
I was the world's first tap-dancing baby. :D
XD
You were the world's first pervy baby! :P
James will be oh so proud of you when he gets home and reads some of these posts lol :P
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 12:14:04 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 12:13:28 PM
Of course! XD
I was the world's first tap-dancing baby. :D
XD
You were the world's first pervy baby! :P
That too. ;)
Quote from: Say on June 15, 2006, 12:14:58 PM
James will be oh so proud of you when he gets home and reads some of these posts lol :P
XD
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 12:15:21 PM
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 12:14:04 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 12:13:28 PM
Of course! XD
I was the world's first tap-dancing baby. :D
XD
You were the world's first pervy baby! :P
That too. ;)
You're certainly proud of the fact :P
Oh yeah, write that down in your resume... it will get you places :P lol
In certain industries, yes... ;-D
Quote from: Say on June 15, 2006, 12:17:57 PM
Oh yeah, write that down in your resume... it will get you places :P lol
XD
*can't write it down and is jealous* XD
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 12:20:19 PM
Quote from: Say on June 15, 2006, 12:17:57 PM
Oh yeah, write that down in your resume... it will get you places :P lol
XD
*can't write it down and is jealous* XD
You certainly shouldnt, girl :P
MAYBE... Rich is :P lol
Nah, I was just caught up in the moment. :P
Quote from: Say on June 15, 2006, 12:21:27 PM
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 12:20:19 PM
Quote from: Say on June 15, 2006, 12:17:57 PM
Oh yeah, write that down in your resume... it will get you places :P lol
XD
*can't write it down and is jealous* XD
You certainly shouldnt, girl :P
MAYBE... Rich is :P lol
Yeah, he was the world's second perviest baby. XD
I remember when Rich used to post spree with Cesar and me!
snifz... good old days! :D
And James was the third perviest baby? :P
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 12:30:15 PM
And James was the third perviest baby? :P
Well, that's a given. XD
*decides to make a poll to find out who is the most perviest among you now :P*
NO... JAMES IS DA SUGAH DADDY OF ALL THE PERVY BABIES! D:
wtf, he pwns :P
*makes poll* :P
There was a poll made a long time ago... XD
Well, I just made a new one :P
the question is....
Does anyone want to see MY chocolate chips???
;D
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
NOOO! :P
wtf I know I don't! lol
Quote from: César_Bittar on June 15, 2006, 03:18:43 PM
the question is....
Does anyone want to see MY chocolate chips???
;D
*pokes your chocolate chips* XD
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 03:27:05 PM
Quote from: César_Bittar on June 15, 2006, 03:18:43 PM
the question is....
Does anyone want to see MY chocolate chips???
;D
*pokes your chocolate chips* XD
*giggles uncontrollably*
errm, I mean, WTF??? Leave my choc chips alone!!! You can see but you cannot touch!
Quote from: César_Bittar on June 15, 2006, 03:30:07 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 03:27:05 PM
Quote from: César_Bittar on June 15, 2006, 03:18:43 PM
the question is....
Does anyone want to see MY chocolate chips???
;D
*pokes your chocolate chips* XD
*giggles uncontrollably*
errm, I mean, WTF??? Leave my choc chips alone!!! You can see but you cannot touch!
Aw... *puts the chocolate chips back on Cesar in the form of a smiley*
Hahahahahaha ew. :X
XD
Quote from: Say on June 08, 2006, 09:07:16 PM
OMG MICHAEL CHEATED ON ME WITH ANOTHER COOKIE?! :o :(
JERRY! JERRY!! JERRY!!!
Quote from: TribeHasSpoken on June 15, 2006, 08:39:03 PM
Quote from: Say on June 08, 2006, 09:07:16 PM
OMG MICHAEL CHEATED ON ME WITH ANOTHER COOKIE?! :o :(
JERRY! JERRY!! JERRY!!!
LMAO! XD That almost made me choke on my water. Hahahah! :P
I don't understand any of this you scary people! :P
*buys tickets to the Springer show* XD
Quote from: Yonkey on June 16, 2006, 12:03:22 PM
Quote from: Say on June 16, 2006, 12:00:07 PM
Bushie,
LMAO! 3D animated model of me!? what the crap :P
LOL! Please tell me you're going to submit them into the contest! Hahaha I so want to see those. XD
XD
I do too! :P
FSDGHSFDJHG WHAT!?
lol, you wanna see my choco... nevermind :P lol
Haven't we already been through this? :P
Sorry, but what does FSDGHSFDJHG mean? :-[ :'(
Heh, I wrote "those" by mistake, but obviously it ended up sound a bit too pervy. :P The thread being called "seeing double" didn't help either. ;-D
Quote from: Yonkey on June 16, 2006, 12:19:29 PM
Heh, I wrote "those" by mistake, but obviously it ended up sound a bit too pervy. :P The thread being called "seeing double" didn't help either. ;-D
XD
Sure, right. :P
:angel:
;P
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 16, 2006, 12:23:00 PM
I was just kidding about the 3d model, I'm not nearly *that* talented... XD
I'm still considering plushies though. ;) *makes one of Cesar riding Tigroat*
Aww...*hugs Tigroat :P*
um....plenty of reasons :P
*is so confused* XD
Well, "those" are pretty good looking... ;-D
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 16, 2006, 12:36:13 PM
*is so confused* XD
Well, "those" are pretty good looking... ;-D
Well, at least that was posted in the right place :P
True. XD
*wonders what "those" are, thinks "those" are too big to be what he thinks "they" are*
-*swats OB* Stop talking in riddles :P
But I still don't know what "those" are... XD
::) Sure you don't :P
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 16, 2006, 01:03:09 PM
But I still don't know what "those" are... XD
After all the perviness you've posted, I seriously doubt that. XD
Quote from: Yonkey on June 16, 2006, 01:05:57 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 16, 2006, 01:03:09 PM
But I still don't know what "those" are... XD
After all the perviness you've posted, I seriously doubt that. XD
XD
Yay! Someone else agrees! :P
Fine, fine. XD
*stops playing with "those"*
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 16, 2006, 01:11:55 PM
Fine, fine. XD
*stops playing with "those"*
I'm not even going to acknowledge that comment it's so pervy :P
That wasn't acknowledgment? ::)
XD
*just hopes the owner of "those" didn't mind too much* :P
Okay, that one I'm really NOT acknowledging :P
;P
*randomly goes bar hopping with James*
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 17, 2006, 03:55:07 PM
;P
*randomly goes bar hopping with James*
What's your poison, brotha?
We'll have to go to the clubs where all the young ladies can't hold their liquor... XD (And we'll go drinking here, as legal age is 18!) XD
Sounds fun! :D
I'll be the driver, you be the drunken bar guide. ;) *enjoys the fumes just fine*
Naw, that's what taxi's are for. Looks like you'll be havin' some rum'n'coke, my man! :D
This is the perv thread! The last two comments are basically non-pervy, what happened? :P
Guess you don't know much about drunken 18 year old girls at clubs. XD
Quote from: J-ROC on June 17, 2006, 04:43:07 PM
Naw, that's what taxi's are for. Looks like you'll be havin' some rum'n'coke, my man! :D
Woo! :D
*whips off his shirt and starts chugging not-so-virgin daiquiris*
I meant they're not explicitly pervy, just indirectly :P
*chats up the local girls and ripples his manly pecs*
Quote from: Deloria on June 17, 2006, 04:46:42 PM
I meant they're not explicitly pervy, just indirectly :P
Sometimes innuendo can be much more erotic than being explicit.
Well, maybe for a woman.
I'm all about the T & A. XD
Touching and Apple-picking? ;-D
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 17, 2006, 04:55:59 PM
Touching and Apple-picking? ;-D
Taquitos and azimuths. ;-D
Mmmm.... azimuths... XD
Sooo angular. *squirt*
*chuckles*
And extra pointy! :D
Ahahahahah!
And I like to stick my taquito into the hot, dark oven. XD
Mmmmm... was it one of those narrow ovens? ;-D
The tighter the fit, the better it cooks. XD
Alright! ;D
*craves Tubular Archnemeses as well*
Awww, it's like a perv reunion. ;D
;P
Quote from: Yonkey on June 17, 2006, 05:39:10 PM
Awww, it's like a perv reunion. ;D
Indeed, indeed. ;)
How...charming :P
Quote from: Yonkey on June 20, 2006, 10:11:11 AM
Quote from: Rosierox on June 20, 2006, 09:38:42 AM
what if we spot a random note or something from one staff member to another? the narrator could just TELL us what it says, even.
There we go! ;D Now we're finally talking about easter eggs. :P
"Put your pants on James! The camera's rolling!"
XD
Or "Stop scaring the dogs, OB" :P
XD
And how was I scaring them? ;P
When you were in the park...::)
Ah, right. XD
*slaps J-Roc for making a wonderful thread like this perverted*
Quote from: Deloria on June 25, 2006, 12:51:16 AM
*slaps J-Roc for making a wonderful thread like this perverted*
Never touch me. Got it?
Quote from: J-ROC on June 25, 2006, 12:56:41 AM
Never touch me. Got it?
Awww, if only that worked
both ways. :X ;P
I see J-R has left his pervy kiss of Death.
Lollotte! Please! I beg you! Wipe the thoughts this thread has inspired from my mind with your magic powers!! :P
You have inspirational thoughts now? ;-D
This thread is nothing but evil, and therefore can only inspire evil thoughtss
Quote from: Rosella on July 26, 2006, 03:55:02 PM
Can I keep my title? :P
Well, you can still consider yourself the youngest
girl. ;D
the "Girl" part is something you can't loose either XB
Quote from: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 06:00:11 AMthe "Girl" part is something you can't loose either XB
I wouldn't be so sure about that... :pokerface: :-X
Trust me, this is VERY mild compared to some of the horrors I've seen. :P I don't think a couple of off-topic posts like this hurt anything though, as long as they go on-topic again soon enough.
So...welcome, new people! :P
I've seen a lot worse myself both on the forum and off, but one likes to put the best foot forward. ;) Normally I'd keep my mouth shut, I'm not a mod, but sex change jokes in the new person thread are the kind of thing that make new people run away and never come near TSL again. :)
I agree with Petra Rocks. I feel like running away. ;P
How dare you merge my :angel: post with the rest of these pervs'?! >:(
;P
Quote from: Yonkey on July 28, 2006, 12:17:03 PM
How dare you merge my :angel: post with the rest of these pervs'?! >:(
;P
Lol, but it's the post that started this whole conversation. :P
Actually, Rosella's post that I replied to started the whole conversation. :P The perviness happened after my comment. XD
Well, if you're that much against it, I could resplit it, on the other hand, if you were that much against it, you'd have already done so. :P ::)
Against it? I don't even remember what we're talking about. XD
My moving your post here, despite the fact that it was unpervy, started a perverted conversation and thus I split it in here as well. :P