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Title: Vampires
Post by: racx_00 on April 21, 2004, 08:55:37 AM: Im making sure that im younger ;D, i am 15 so i hope you are atleast 16 ;B

So are you older than 17 ???
Title: Vampires
Post by: Kimmie on April 21, 2004, 09:14:32 AM: Perhaps I am a vampire and i am 396 years old...oil of olay helps to keep my skin looking young...shame about the deathly pale colour!
;B

I am 17, nearly 18 hunny
Title: Vampires
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 21, 2004, 09:17:46 AM: Doesn't oil of olay perform wonders? Hmmm, have you tried tanning lotion for the pale skin?? lol

Cat
Title: Vampires
Post by: Kimmie on April 21, 2004, 10:20:15 AM: Sadly the lotion gets sucked into the pores as soon as i put it on...then i get a reaction :( oh the life of a vampire...eternal, powerful life but the weaknesses are sunlight, lunatics with crosses and steaks and ofcourse tanning lotion which gives such a bad rash!
Title: Vampires
Post by: racx_00 on April 22, 2004, 09:30:08 AM: I wouldnt say that you look like a Vampire ;)
Title: Vampires
Post by: Kimmie on April 22, 2004, 09:32:57 AM: You havnt seen me when the moon is full ;P

and you havnt seen me first thing in the morning when the sun hits me *bleurgh* :X XD hisss, im bliiiind!!
Title: Vampires
Post by: racx_00 on April 22, 2004, 09:36:57 AM: Im Satan so im very red and scary :-\, and being red is worse than being pale ;)
Title: Vampires
Post by: Kimmie on April 22, 2004, 09:43:30 AM: atleast u dont look like u hav been washed in daz 43 times!
Title: Vampires
Post by: racx_00 on April 22, 2004, 09:44:35 AM: But you dont look like a vampire ;)
Title: Vampires
Post by: Kimmie on April 22, 2004, 09:53:37 AM: Have you met a real vampire...and i mean a REAL vampire
Title: Vampires
Post by: racx_00 on April 22, 2004, 10:36:50 AM: No because there is no such thing as Vampires :P :suffer:
Title: Vampires
Post by: Kimmie on April 22, 2004, 11:10:56 AM: :o I wouldnt be so sure...especially with all those highgate cemetary stories
Title: Vampires
Post by: Kimmie on April 23, 2004, 05:30:48 PM: god yeh i know. u gotta be wary about ppl who actually claim to be vamps coz they really do take it seriously and then u end up in hospital with loss of blood lol. just think of the infections you could get!
Title: Vampires
Post by: Storm on April 23, 2004, 05:43:47 PM: Quote from: Kimmie on April 23, 2004, 05:30:48 PM
Just think of the infections you could get!

Just think of how dead you might get, if one of those wackos decides to really go for your jugular... :o
Title: Vampires
Post by: Oldbushie on April 23, 2004, 06:09:01 PM: Vampires might just be people with severe iron deficiencies, thus requiring them to obtain large amounts of iron to survive. ;) Blood is a good source of iron.
Title: Vampires
Post by: Storm on April 23, 2004, 07:25:59 PM: Quote from: Oldbushie on April 23, 2004, 06:09:01 PM
Vampires might just be people with severe iron deficiencies, thus requiring them to obtain large amounts of iron to survive. ;) Blood is a good source of iron.

So are green vegetables, red meat, sesame and sardines, but you don't see many vampires eating those ;)
Title: Vampires
Post by: Kimmie on April 24, 2004, 04:03:07 AM: Lol! I like ur idea :suffer:
Title: Vampires
Post by: racx_00 on April 24, 2004, 11:59:15 AM: *backs away from Kimmie*

You aint getting my blood :P
Title: Vampires
Post by: Questing Character on April 24, 2004, 03:40:16 PM: Hey, Jason, come with me I have to show you something!! >drags Jason over to Kimmie< Have you met Kimmie yet??? ;D
Title: Vampires
Post by: Kimmie on April 24, 2004, 05:09:58 PM: altho i hav transformed into a fairy and can only see goodness and light...i do occasionally hav appetite problems and need the odd snack here and there. it is a mild problem you understand, and nothing major to worry about ;D so please dont come after me with stakes and garlic bcoz im goin thru rehab...im a confessed coffin dweller now and im having help dealin with my blood issues!

thank you for your time
Title: Vampires
Post by: racx_00 on April 25, 2004, 01:34:24 AM: *runs from Q and Kimmie*

You will never get me you blood sucking fiend :suffer: ;D
Title: Vampires
Post by: Kimmie on April 25, 2004, 04:29:05 AM: but i remember yesterday..when you distinctly asked to be my slave mwhahahaa, and then complained u had no work to do and wanted to die....did u not say thoses things, coz i still hav them in my message log on msn! ;D
Title: Vampires
Post by: Questing Character on April 25, 2004, 08:57:59 AM: AHAHAHAHA!! CAUGHT IN THE ACT JASON!

Or whatever personality that was.....
Title: Vampires
Post by: racx_00 on April 25, 2004, 02:06:14 PM: Yeah but i didnt say that i wanted to be killed by a blood sucking Vampire :-\

And i will be your slave just as long as you dont kill me ;)
Title: Vampires
Post by: Kimmie on April 25, 2004, 03:49:53 PM: definition of the world slave;One bound in servitude as the property of a person or household.
and so therefore, if i sed i wanted a snack then you would hav to be my snack as you are my property. but dont worry i wont be feasting upon you. i think my bat wings would give way if i tried flying to u...plus i need an older man, 18-21..they hav more blood! ;P
Title: Vampires
Post by: B'rrr on April 25, 2004, 05:43:33 PM: yes!! ..I'm out of the target range!! ; ) ...besides i'm not tasty nor is my blood (i guess ; )
Title: Vampires
Post by: Kimmie on April 26, 2004, 02:26:55 AM: its ok. im goin thru rehab rob...im now onto only healthy and normal foods such as grapes, strawberries and ooooh...mangos :suffer: :P

but i <3 love <3 mango and would never eat her, i dont eat ppl i know...well not anymore! ;B
Title: Vampires
Post by: racx_00 on April 26, 2004, 04:34:05 AM: I feel insulted because you only like 18-21 :o :'(, whats wrong with being 15 going on 16 ???
Title: Vampires
Post by: Kimmie on April 26, 2004, 05:11:45 AM: erm...it would be a bit strange if i went out with some1 a few years younger than me. for some reason its stigmatised that the older lad can go out with a younger girl...but not the other way round. besides it takes men longer to mature...kinda like cheese! :suffer:
Title: Vampires
Post by: Kimmie on April 28, 2004, 08:46:07 AM: ur not dumb...i just dont make things clear :)
Title: Vampires
Post by: racx_00 on June 13, 2004, 06:13:21 AM: Am i still a slave for Kimmie ???
Title: Vampires
Post by: Kimmie on June 27, 2004, 08:05:58 AM: im sure britney wrote a song about that ;P