Poll
Unfortunate news doesn't stop the weekly poll..! :)
omg wtf i <3 you cheesesticks, vote! :D
...What?
Remember I wrote this poll before Nintendo revealed their new controller.. :)
Nope.. the tounge is a soft muscle in the lower part of your back. Betcha didn't know that! Actually.. I'm totally yanking your chain.. I did spell it wrong, but typo nonetheless.. XD :P
Just ake your gamepad, pull out the analog sticks and stick your tongue where the ananlog stick was XD
*Tries to imagine doing that* :P
Oh, baby! Give it to me, Mario, give it to me! XD
That is wrong on so many levels. :P
That could come in handy...
Cedric: OOOOOooooOOOO! Look out, Graham! It's a DANGEROUS witch!
Narrator: Graham waves the magic wand, but it sputters... and dies. No, wait! *Car appears* It summons the power of a 2006 Nissan Ultima with first-class handling, anti-lock brakes, and a thousand mile warranty.
Graham: Laterz. *zoom*
Yeah how dare you bad mouth Cedric, Cedric is "da" man.. eh.. owl.. da owl yeah! ;P
Didn't you just recently tell me how, since you've now been able to play KQV with voices, you can now understand when people talked about how annoying Cedric was/is?
:D Would Crispin pop up and laugh at you if you missed?
Question: Which alternative controller would you have used to play KQIX with?
Option 1: Joypad
votes: 0
Option 2: Joystick
votes: 2
Option 3: Wheel
votes: 1
Option 4: Remote Control
votes: 17
Option 5: My tongue 
votes: 11
votes: 11
Title: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Warlock on October 08, 2005, 06:41:43 PM
Post by: Warlock on October 08, 2005, 06:41:43 PM
Unfortunate news doesn't stop the weekly poll..! :)
omg wtf i <3 you cheesesticks, vote! :D
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Raforever on October 08, 2005, 06:43:39 PM
Post by: Raforever on October 08, 2005, 06:43:39 PM
you've got one chance to guess what my vote was XD
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Drunken Chinchilla on October 08, 2005, 06:48:45 PM
Post by: Drunken Chinchilla on October 08, 2005, 06:48:45 PM
Remote control! Im sure you know of what i refer ;)
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 08, 2005, 06:49:49 PM
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 08, 2005, 06:49:49 PM
Ditto on the remote
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Jafar on October 08, 2005, 06:53:04 PM
Post by: Jafar on October 08, 2005, 06:53:04 PM
Quote from: Drunken Chinchilla on October 08, 2005, 06:48:45 PMA remote control would be...dare I say it...REVOLUTIONARY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! :suffer:
Remote control! Im sure you know of what i refer ;)
...What?
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Warlock on October 08, 2005, 06:54:42 PM
Post by: Warlock on October 08, 2005, 06:54:42 PM
Remember I wrote this poll before Nintendo revealed their new controller.. :)
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Raforever on October 08, 2005, 06:55:50 PM
Post by: Raforever on October 08, 2005, 06:55:50 PM
we can sell them the idea XD
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Yonkey on October 08, 2005, 10:18:20 PM
Post by: Yonkey on October 08, 2005, 10:18:20 PM
I picked remote control too, and I wasn't even thinking about Nintendo. XD
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: racx_00 on October 09, 2005, 01:53:38 AM
Post by: racx_00 on October 09, 2005, 01:53:38 AM
Definitely my tongue ;)
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Zelly on October 09, 2005, 02:11:52 AM
Post by: Zelly on October 09, 2005, 02:11:52 AM
Remote control!!!!
On a big screen!!!!
That would just be awesome!
On a big screen!!!!
That would just be awesome!
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: icarus on October 09, 2005, 05:03:21 AM
Post by: icarus on October 09, 2005, 05:03:21 AM
My tounge
I would use my tounge to move rosella from one side of the screen to the other side and back again.
I would use my tounge to move rosella from one side of the screen to the other side and back again.
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 09, 2005, 05:29:44 AM
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 09, 2005, 05:29:44 AM
*psst, Jesse, you spelt tongue wrong :P*
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 09, 2005, 05:48:51 AM
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 09, 2005, 05:48:51 AM
Whit a wheel I can drive the royal famaly easilely mad :suffer:
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Warlock on October 09, 2005, 06:28:40 AM
Post by: Warlock on October 09, 2005, 06:28:40 AM
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on October 09, 2005, 05:29:44 AM
*psst, Jesse, you spelt tongue wrong :P*
Nope.. the tounge is a soft muscle in the lower part of your back. Betcha didn't know that! Actually.. I'm totally yanking your chain.. I did spell it wrong, but typo nonetheless.. XD :P
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: racx_00 on October 09, 2005, 06:31:26 AM
Post by: racx_00 on October 09, 2005, 06:31:26 AM
Quote from: Warlock on October 09, 2005, 06:28:40 AMYou almost fooled me XD
Nope.. the tounge is a soft muscle in the lower part of your back. Betcha didn't know that! Actually.. I'm totally yanking your chain.. I did spell it wrong, but typo nonetheless.. XD :P
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: dark-daventry on October 09, 2005, 09:48:34 AM
Post by: dark-daventry on October 09, 2005, 09:48:34 AM
A remote would be so cool! ;D
But what about voice? You could just talk into a mic attached to your computer and tell Graham to go pick something up... Or even better, tell Graham to climb Castle daventry and dance! XD
But what about voice? You could just talk into a mic attached to your computer and tell Graham to go pick something up... Or even better, tell Graham to climb Castle daventry and dance! XD
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Moodyblues on October 09, 2005, 06:17:25 PM
Post by: Moodyblues on October 09, 2005, 06:17:25 PM
I like the way you think, Dark-Daventry; it would allow the freedom of text-input, but without the hassle! Of course, the game might go something like this:
Player (speaking into a microphone):Â Pick up sword.
Narrator (from KQ5):Â Graham picks up a sword and admires its decorated hilt.
Player:Â Swing sword.
Narrator: Graham swings his sword. Blast! He has cut off his left arm and is quickly bleeding to death.
Player:Â Aw #$#@%!
Narrator: I don't understand. Press F1 for help.
[RESTORE][RESTART][QUIT]
As for me, I'd choose the Nintendo Power Pad, which is similar to today's DDR pad. You could quest AND work out at the same time!
Player (speaking into a microphone):Â Pick up sword.
Narrator (from KQ5):Â Graham picks up a sword and admires its decorated hilt.
Player:Â Swing sword.
Narrator: Graham swings his sword. Blast! He has cut off his left arm and is quickly bleeding to death.
Player:Â Aw #$#@%!
Narrator: I don't understand. Press F1 for help.
[RESTORE][RESTART][QUIT]
As for me, I'd choose the Nintendo Power Pad, which is similar to today's DDR pad. You could quest AND work out at the same time!
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Louisiana Night on October 09, 2005, 07:37:32 PM
Post by: Louisiana Night on October 09, 2005, 07:37:32 PM
Remote Control
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Oldbushie on October 09, 2005, 09:41:53 PM
Post by: Oldbushie on October 09, 2005, 09:41:53 PM
*tongues his controller* XD
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Farquhar on October 10, 2005, 12:49:28 AM
Post by: Farquhar on October 10, 2005, 12:49:28 AM
Remote Control ;D
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: edgarnick on October 10, 2005, 09:01:44 AM
Post by: edgarnick on October 10, 2005, 09:01:44 AM
Remoat control :-X but i dont think it suits the nintendo revolution
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: racx_00 on October 10, 2005, 09:52:40 AM
Post by: racx_00 on October 10, 2005, 09:52:40 AM
Quote from: Oldbushie on October 09, 2005, 09:41:53 PMXD
*tongues his controller* XD
Just ake your gamepad, pull out the analog sticks and stick your tongue where the ananlog stick was XD
*Tries to imagine doing that* :P
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Oldbushie on October 10, 2005, 10:21:26 AM
Post by: Oldbushie on October 10, 2005, 10:21:26 AM
Quote from: racx_00 on October 10, 2005, 09:52:40 AMQuote from: Oldbushie on October 09, 2005, 09:41:53 PMXD
*tongues his controller* XD
Just ake your gamepad, pull out the analog sticks and stick your tongue where the ananlog stick was XD
*Tries to imagine doing that* :P
Oh, baby! Give it to me, Mario, give it to me! XD
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Farquhar on October 11, 2005, 12:29:42 AM
Post by: Farquhar on October 11, 2005, 12:29:42 AM
Quote from: Oldbushie on October 10, 2005, 10:21:26 AMQuote from: racx_00 on October 10, 2005, 09:52:40 AMQuote from: Oldbushie on October 09, 2005, 09:41:53 PMXD
*tongues his controller* XD
Just ake your gamepad, pull out the analog sticks and stick your tongue where the ananlog stick was XD
*Tries to imagine doing that* :P
Oh, baby! Give it to me, Mario, give it to me! XD
That is wrong on so many levels. :P
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2005, 05:01:21 AM
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2005, 05:01:21 AM
Remote Control makes the game to easy to win the game.
So use a wheel and put your feet on the gas and the are away in no time, but watch out in the turns or you will fall of a cliff :suffer:
So use a wheel and put your feet on the gas and the are away in no time, but watch out in the turns or you will fall of a cliff :suffer:
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Moodyblues on October 11, 2005, 10:14:41 AM
Post by: Moodyblues on October 11, 2005, 10:14:41 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2005, 05:01:21 AM
Remote Control makes the game to easy to win the game.
So use a wheel and put your feet on the gas and the are away in no time, but watch out in the turns or you will fall of a cliff :suffer:
That could come in handy...
Cedric: OOOOOooooOOOO! Look out, Graham! It's a DANGEROUS witch!
Narrator: Graham waves the magic wand, but it sputters... and dies. No, wait! *Car appears* It summons the power of a 2006 Nissan Ultima with first-class handling, anti-lock brakes, and a thousand mile warranty.
Graham: Laterz. *zoom*
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Will Parry on October 11, 2005, 12:20:34 PM
Post by: Will Parry on October 11, 2005, 12:20:34 PM
Voted for the Remote since I really dig the Revolution controller. Who know's, perhaps with that thing and the DS we'll see a revival of adventures? :-\
Anyway, I was also thinking a medieval armor suit with built in sensors might have made MoE more interesting ;D At least it would have given you a nice workout!
Anyway, I was also thinking a medieval armor suit with built in sensors might have made MoE more interesting ;D At least it would have given you a nice workout!
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: PopeHope on October 13, 2005, 08:50:43 PM
Post by: PopeHope on October 13, 2005, 08:50:43 PM
*nods sadly*
Remote control.
Remote control.
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Jafar on October 14, 2005, 05:01:04 AM
Post by: Jafar on October 14, 2005, 05:01:04 AM
Wouldn't MoE be fun on the DS? You could use the touchscreen to try and get things that are beyond your reach. ::)
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 14, 2005, 01:14:40 PM
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 14, 2005, 01:14:40 PM
why doesn't anyone else votes for the wheel of doom!:devil:
With a remote control everything goes by itself.
That will remove the fun of seeing the hero die again and again.
So for everybody that still can vote take the Wheel of DOOM!! :devil:
With a remote control everything goes by itself.
That will remove the fun of seeing the hero die again and again.
So for everybody that still can vote take the Wheel of DOOM!! :devil:
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: TribeHasSpoken on October 16, 2005, 06:02:27 PM
Post by: TribeHasSpoken on October 16, 2005, 06:02:27 PM
You've left out the most obvious alternative: the Cedric controller. It would work something like this:
Kick Cedric in groin = character picks up object
Insert Cedric feet-first into woodchipper = Initiate conversation
Dress Cedric up as a woman and mail him to Larry Laffer = Open door
Force Cedric to play MoE = Open spell book
Burn Cedric at the stake = Open inventory
Rip off Cedric's limbs one at a time and bury him alive in a coffin full of snakes and dance on his grave = combine items in inventory
Same as above, but dancing the Macarena = separate combined items
I really need to get over this whole Cedric thing, don't I? And I was just kidding about MoE, which I actually liked
Kick Cedric in groin = character picks up object
Insert Cedric feet-first into woodchipper = Initiate conversation
Dress Cedric up as a woman and mail him to Larry Laffer = Open door
Force Cedric to play MoE = Open spell book
Burn Cedric at the stake = Open inventory
Rip off Cedric's limbs one at a time and bury him alive in a coffin full of snakes and dance on his grave = combine items in inventory
Same as above, but dancing the Macarena = separate combined items
I really need to get over this whole Cedric thing, don't I? And I was just kidding about MoE, which I actually liked
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Moodyblues on October 16, 2005, 09:01:25 PM
Post by: Moodyblues on October 16, 2005, 09:01:25 PM
Congratulations, TribeHasSpoken. Your anti-Cedrical ways have stirred me to anger. *doom, destruction, and death follows* :suffer: ;)
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: racx_00 on October 17, 2005, 02:27:24 AM
Post by: racx_00 on October 17, 2005, 02:27:24 AM
Down with Cedric haters!! Cedric rules and will get you for your hateful remarks :P
That's not sarcasm :P
That's not sarcasm :P
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Warlock on October 17, 2005, 05:07:20 AM
Post by: Warlock on October 17, 2005, 05:07:20 AM
Yeah how dare you bad mouth Cedric, Cedric is "da" man.. eh.. owl.. da owl yeah! ;P
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 17, 2005, 07:01:01 AM
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 17, 2005, 07:01:01 AM
Quote from: Warlock on October 17, 2005, 05:07:20 AM
Yeah how dare you bad mouth Cedric, Cedric is "da" man.. eh.. owl.. da owl yeah! ;P
Didn't you just recently tell me how, since you've now been able to play KQV with voices, you can now understand when people talked about how annoying Cedric was/is?
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: GunHoMac on October 17, 2005, 08:42:57 AM
Post by: GunHoMac on October 17, 2005, 08:42:57 AM
I say we bring in the NES light gun, and play Duck Hunt with Cedric
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Moodyblues on October 17, 2005, 08:46:26 AM
Post by: Moodyblues on October 17, 2005, 08:46:26 AM
Quote from: GunHoMac on October 17, 2005, 08:42:57 AM
I say we bring in the NES light gun, and play Duck Hunt with Cedric
:D Would Crispin pop up and laugh at you if you missed?
Title: Re: Which alternative controller would...
Post by: Oldbushie on April 20, 2006, 09:02:20 PM
Post by: Oldbushie on April 20, 2006, 09:02:20 PM
No, he'd throw snakes at you. ;)