A long time ago, on a board far, far away
STAR FORUM!
Episode IV
A New Member
It is a period of extreme posting sprees.
KQIX Groupiehs, posting from a hidden IP, have won their first victory over Cesar's Pizza.
During the battle, KQIX Fannatics managed to download spoilers about Cesar's ultimate weapon: THE DEATH YONK, an Administrator Account capable of deleting an entire topic.
Pursued by Cesar's sinister employees, Princess Kelsey races home to her computer, guardian of the secret plans that can save her fellow posters and restore freedom to the galaxy...
[PAN DOWN TO: Yonkey's Big Huge Flattish Ship of Doom III (not the Death Yonk) slowly drifting past the viewer]
Goes to scene of the virtual food fight. And Princess Kelsey running away pursued by her two robots Q3PO and SAY2D2
LMAO! Death Yonk and SAY2D2! XD
lol...and Q3PO
Are they being pursued by Stormtroopers? ;D
XD
Thats the best bad pun I've heard in a looong time. A long time. :P
SAY2D2 and Q3PO need to hurry and board an escape-thread to Catooine before they're captured! :D
Stormtrooper: The spoilers aren't on the C:\ sir.
Darth Jason: *stabs with needles* What have you done with the spoilers?
Generic guy who never posts: :suffer:
Darth Jason: *uses the Force to break his 56k Modem*
ROFFLE! It's hilarious! I'm practically rolling on the floor!
Hmm, maybe it's time for a split... :P
Darth Jason: What happened to all my posts?
Emperor Jafar: In your anger, you deleted them.
Darth Jason: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hmm, now where would I fit in? Moobakka? Countess Mooku? Darth Mood? (That sounds like a Sith who cries and eats chocolate all the time XD)
Quote from: Jafar on November 12, 2005, 07:23:01 PM
Hmm, maybe it's time for a split... :P
Thanks, Jafar Jar Binks! ;-D
Quote from: Yonkey on November 12, 2005, 10:17:45 PM
Quote from: Jafar on November 12, 2005, 07:23:01 PM
Hmm, maybe it's time for a split... :P
Thanks, Jafar Jar Binks! ;-D
So, there realy are people whit more kinds of personality.
One good the other evil, might come in handy to crush the rebels. XD
Jafar are you also "Jafar the hutt" who has a palace on Catooine?
Nah, thats Cesar, manager of Pizza Hutt. ;P
when is the boonta evening race on Catooine?
I want to race there :suffer:
As soon as Jessbacca is ready, I believe.
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on November 13, 2005, 05:41:14 AM
As soon as Jessbacca is ready, I believe.
Lmao, worst one yet, and yet also the one that makes me laugh the most. :-*
Jafar Skywalker: So, that new droid was saying something about a message for someone named OB-Wan Kenobi...I think it means Old Bush Kenobi. Do you know him?
Uncle Bob: <_<
Uncle Bob: No. And tomorrow, I want you to go to the Asylum and get those droids shock therepy. That'll be the end of it.
Jafar: But I was going to go to Chamber and pick up some Chat Converters! :(
calls for the assassin droid I Gilgamash 88. It comes flying in it's I Gilgamesh 2000 starfighter.
(it's an assassin droid almost nobody knows IG88)
(This doesn't have ANYTHING to do with Star Wars but here it is)
I made up something about Cedric and King Graham:
Graham: Cedric, how many licks does it take to get to the chocolately center of a tootsie pop?
Cedric: OOOooo Graham I'm not sure let me see.....1.....2.....*shocked expression*GRAHAM! WATCH OUT A POOIIISONOUS SNAKE!!!!Narrator: How many licks does it take to get to the chocolately center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know.
Well, it's based on a commercial, so it's close enough. :P
Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Mister Possum! :suffer:
Quote from: Jafar on November 14, 2005, 12:29:29 AM
Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Mister Possum! :suffer:
Isn't is the back earl?
"Behold the power of the Dork Crystal!" XD
...mmm, yes.
You fools! While you bicker amongst yourselves, Jafauron's power grows! You'll all be banned! :P
Not if I stop you!! :stop:
I gilga meshwalker will make sure you will allow people to drink chocolatemilk, chocolatecoockies and other chocolate products.
Feel the power of the chocolate!
* throws chocolatebarr at Jafauron * :P
better hire the blues sisters to take care of Jafauron
*drinks chocolate* I HAVE THE POWER! *gets all beefy*
I just realized something about the Jarada Knights.
They were taught to be awesome teens
Rafael is the leader, LN does machines
Jason is cool but crude
And Jafar is a PARTY DUDE!
COWABUNGA! XD
Oh my gosh, you crack me up. ;D Can I be April's sidekick? You know, the brunette with the glasses? I always thought she was cool.
If you pay for the pizzas, then sure! XD
(Oh yeah, her name was Irma. Thanks, Internet!)
Consider it done, Jafar. *hands you a cookie with "THIS IS A PIZZA" spelled out with icing*
I dunno...this pizza looks a little bogus to me... :P
*cookie turns into a pizza monster* :o
Quick, everybody! Get into the action figure storage truck... er, Turtle Van!
PIZZAAA...POWER!
Jafar, my most trusted counselor! I am in desperate need of your wisdom!
(Okay, that was cheap. I know.)
Darth Jason: OB-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Jafar: He told me you banned him!
Jason: Well...I did. But he forgot to mention that I am your brother. ;P
Jafar: No! Thats impossible! :o
Quote from: Jafar on November 20, 2005, 11:10:10 AM
Darth Jason: OB-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Jafar: He told me you banned him!
Jason: Well...I did. But he forgot to mention that I am your brother. ;P
Jafar: No! Thats impossible! :o
Lol! XD
Reminds me of MI2 :P
Quote from: Jafar on November 20, 2005, 11:10:10 AM
Darth Jason: OB-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Jafar: He told me you banned him!
Jason: Well...I did. But he forgot to mention that I am your brother. ;P
Jafar: No! Thats impossible! :o
Jason: Well then I'm your litle sister! :P
Jafar: Aaaaaaah.
Maby this makes it more fun!! :-\
But I'm not a girl :'(
Quote from: racx_00 on November 23, 2005, 12:15:56 AM
But I'm not a girl :'(
I know but to turn Jafar to the dark side of the frog (or force) you have to use all options. even lying.
So move those tairs and smile ;D
Scarecrow Jafar: You see, I don't have an account. Only straw.
Kelsey: How can you post if you don't have an account?
Jafar: Well, some people without accounts do an awful lot of posting! Hey, you think the Admin you're going to see will give me an account?
Kelsey: Why not? But you probably shouldn't come. There's a Warlock mad at me, and there could be trouble.
Jafar: Hah! I'm not afraid of the Wacky Warlock of the West! I'm not afraid of anything! ....Except "music"...
"Do-do do-do do-do-do, do-do do-do do-do-do, if you only had a brain"
Sorry, it was the first thing that popped into my head. :P
Why do you think I'm the Scarecrow? XD
Because your mind if full of (marshmallow) fluff? :P
No, because I, can tall you why, the Oceans near the shore... ;D
jafar shywalker i am your father
and if you daringt to say thats not posibele
the awnser is:
that's your uncle talking
(is the new member me?)
Member of what?
Episode IV
A New Member
in the first post
It was a metaphor. ;P
:-[
Scene from Software Pirates of the (internet) Connection
Miss Kelsey Swann: Software Pirate or not, he still saved my life!
Commadore Neil: One good deed isn't enough to redeem him of a lifetime of downloading abandonware!
Captain Jafar Sparrow: But it can get me banned? :P
Neil: Yes. :suffer:
Dark Jason: join me my son.
Gilga Meshwalker: I'll never join the dark side of the frog
Dark Jason: but the evil side pays better (only loses more often)
Gilga Meshwalker: They don't give me my own deathstar, so NO!
Dark Jason: AAAAAAAAAH, why didn't I thought about that?
Gilga Meshwalker: because you're not my father, but my uncle.
Return of the Jedi in a nutshell. :P
QuoteSTAR WARS
RETURN OF THE JEDI!
"Ho ho ho! Slimy Xmas! I'm giving frogs to everyone!"
"Not if I can help it!"
"Not if the monster in the pit can stop you!"
"It didn't"
"Not if the monster that IS a pit can stop you!"
*BOOM*
"Thank you Luke! But the fate of the galaxy is in another Death Star!"
"Dying I am, yes! *dies"
"We're going to sneak onto the moon and blow up the shield of EVIL!"
"Oh no! A bunch of EVIL bikers! FLYING EVIL BIKERS!"
*VROOM*
"Cool, a talking teddy bear"
"Oh no! An army of talking teddy bears!"
"First episode 4 happened, then 5, then about half of 6, which leaves us here"
"THE EWOKS JOINED THE PARTY"
"Vader, I am your son"
"Yes, thats true and possible"
"All ships, JUMP INTO UBER SUPER ULTRA MEGA HYPER SPACE!"
"Aye aye!"
"The shield is up! U-TURN! U-TURN!"
"We're trapped!"
"Oh no! we've been caught! Fission Mailed!"
"Stupid bad guys...I hate them"
"GIVE IN to your HATRED! HEH HEH HEH HEH"
"Die, evil-doer!"
"I'll save you, master!"
"Cool, a father son duel of EVIL!"
"I refuse to fight. It's mean"
"If you won't becoem evil, you'll become DEEP FRIED! MANIACAL LAUGHTER!"
"From my point of view, the Sith are evil!"
"AAAAHHHH! WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD..."
"The shield is down! Go get the Death Star!"
"WHEE!"
*BOOM*
"YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!"
"PIZZA PARTY!"
The endÂ
No CGI was used in the making of this...wabbaever it was
PAC-KONG!!
Rosella Darrow: I am done with acting since it has been well... shut down.
Jafar Denham: Hey girl! You should come and do this movie with us in...Singsomemore!
Rosella: I do not think so...
Jafar: It will be fun, and other stuff.
Rosella: No!
Jafar: Fine I will fib.
Rosella: What?
Jafar: I said I need a bib.
Rosella: Oh.
Jafar: It's too bad that you aren't coming. I knew when I saw you that you were exactly who Pac(man) Driscol was looking for.
Rosella: Really?
Jafar: Yes!
*they go on ship to KQIX Island where they come upon an "extinct" village.*
Jafar: This place has been desserted for years. Oooh! Yum! Freshfish on a pole!
Village Girl: Fear my freakish appearance. *puts out hand*
Rosella: We should go back.
Jafar: NONSENSE! I will handle this. *pulls out chocolate bar* take the chocolate. Take the chocolate! TAKE IT!!!!!
Village Girl:*attacks Jafar's hand*
*sound recorder guy gets impaled and falls to ground*
*random shipmate get attacked*
*Pac Driscol gets attacked*
*villagers surround Rosella*
*villagers grab Jafar*
*GUN SHOTS*
*villager falls to ground with gun wounds*
*other villagers run away*
*THE SHIP CREW GETS BACK TO SHIP AND LATER A VILLAGER POLE VOLTS ONTO THE SHIP AND STEALS ROSELLA. PAC DRISCOL FINDS OUT AND GETS OTHERS TO COME WITH HIM*
Villager: We are going to sacrifice you girl to Pac Kong!
Rosella: Scream!
*put Rosella on poles and Pac Kong comes. Pac Kong takes her.*
*Later.*
Pac Driscol: Let's go save her!
*TEAM SAVE ROSELLA are stampeeded by brontosaurus and a few raptors mixed in here and there.*
*Pac Kong stares at Rosella and Rosella juggles and does her theater show thing then Rosella runs away*
*TEAM SAVE ROSELLA is attacked by Pac Kong trying to find Rosella*
*TEAM SAVE ROSELLA fall down to ground*
*Pac Kong fights 3 t-rexes to save Rosella then takes her to a sunset*
*TEAM SAVE ROSELLA is attacked by giant bugs.*
*Creepy worms eat the cook (or captain i'm not quite sure)*
*Crickets attack Pac Driscol (who is in love with Rosella)*
*Timmy shoots crickets*
*Jafar hits and slices worms and spiders and crickets*
*TEAM SAVE TEAM SAVE ROSELLA comes and shoots giant scorpion things*
*TEAM SAVE TEAM SAVE ROSELLA pull up TEAM SAVE ROSELLA and Pac Driscol goes to the other side to save Rosella*
*Pac Driscol comes to where Rosella and Pac Kong are and finds them sleeping.*
*Pac Driscol wakes up Rosella and then Pac Kong wakes up*
*Pac Kong is attacked by bats and Pac Driscol and Rosella escape and fall into river and Pac Kong chases after them*
*Later.*
*Jafar and ship crew try to Chloroform and capture Pac Kong AGAIN.*
*They succeed*
*Back in New York*
Jafar: Blah blah blah! Here is Pac Kong!
Crowd: Ohhh Ahh
Jafar: Blah blah blah villagers blah blah blah Rosella bhla blah blahe.
FAKE ROSELLA: Eeek!
Pac Kong; GROWOAR!!!
*Pac Kong breaks free and rampages town overturning cars and smashing buildings.*
*Rosella walks towards Pac Kong*
*Pac Kong picks Rosella up and then later they are ice skating when missile-ish bomb thing hits the frozen lake and they run*
*Pac Kong climbs Empire State Building with Rosella and then gets shot by planes. Later he gives up and places Rosella ontop of Empre State BUilding then falls.*
*Pac Driscol climbs up Empire State Building to where Rosella is and they embrace*
*Crowd gathers around Pac Kong*
Crowd: Wow.
Reporter: The planes have killed Pac Kong.
Jafar: It was no planes that killed the beast. Beauty killed the beast.
FADE TO BLACK.
THE END
Hey, I'm in a movie! XD That's kinda sad...
You weren't just in a movie, you were one of the MAIN CHARACTERS!
*REVIVES THREAD*
GO MOVIE PARODIES!
*theme to Lord of the Rings plays* ;D
"Then you will have my post."
"And MY topic!"
"So you shall be the Fellowship of the Kings (quest)!" ;D
I'll make a start right here.
Rulers of daventry => well we know them already
- Jafar as gimly well that should fit him well
- racx as boromir or legolas
- Jonkey as gandalf
- warlock as ,Yes warlock will be the hero Aragorn.
- koko as ,And yes koko will be the elf.
Well I have only one more thing to sa and that is if it don't fit you it's always your own chooise to be good or evil. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 01, 2006, 03:28:40 AM
I'll make a start right here.
Rulers of daventry => well we know them already
- Jafar as gimly well that should fit him well
- racx as boromir or legolas
- Jonkey as gandalf
- warlock as ,Yes warlock will be the hero Aragorn.
- koko as ,And yes koko will be the elf.
Well I have only one more thing to sa and that is if it don't fit you it's always your own chooise to be good or evil. :P
Do I get to be the elf Arwin?? Would be the perfect part for me, especially if Warlock gets to be Aragorn! ;D
yep koko should be Arwin
and i would be sauron
gilgamesh could do work as a nazgûl :suffer:
And you know, Viggo Mortensen who plays Aragon is half danish anyway, so it's pretty perfect :)
*kisses his Arwen*
Is happy with her Aragorn :)
I don't know how to say it in english but you to are realy klef :o
(dutch word)
I am Galadriel! ;D
I'll be the little girl who escapes the raid on her village with her brother. I wouldn't have to do much besides look cute and eat soup.
I wanna be someone! :P
Quote from: icarus on February 01, 2006, 09:40:56 AM
yep koko should be Arwin
and i would be sauron
gilgamesh could do work as a nazgûl :suffer:
This time I'll be a good guy like legolas . :gossip:
[spoiler]well being evil tires me some time,so I play good for now [/spoiler]
Well racx seems you will become boromir after all.
You can also choose between any other person that hasn't been used.
For racx eyes only
[spoiler]There is a king option for you! 8)
I said for RACX eyes only[/spoiler]
Koko and Warlock seem to be happy then it will be so. :scholar:
I'll be the shriveled up goat/possum "SOLEMN" who wants to capture the king's quest compilation for his own use.
"MY PRECIOUS...."
Although she could also be this:
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on February 01, 2006, 02:27:15 PM
I'll be the shriveled up goat/possum "SOLEMN" who wants to capture the king's quest compilation for his own use.
"MY PRECIOUS...."
I'm a group of computer games? :P
No, you're Eowyn. I can totally imagine you as Eowyn! ;D
*vaguely remembers her*
I think I like Eowyn. :P
Eowyn's awesome. :)
Can I be Merry or Pippin? XD
Yes you can! *changes to Pippin*
Anyone want the role of Frodo?
I will take it! I will take the role... though I do not know the way.
East. Haven't you ever seen the map of Middle Earth? :P
Um... I was being metaphorical. Yeah, that's it. <_< >_>
Someone is gonna have to enlighten me. Who is Boromir? XD
Quote from: Jafar on February 02, 2006, 08:01:19 PM
East. Haven't you ever seen the map of Middle Earth? :P
don't you mean the map of middle blurt?
Quote from: racx_00 on February 06, 2006, 06:26:11 AM
Someone is gonna have to enlighten me. Who is Boromir? XD
You can be him, or you could be a king!!!!!!!! :yes:
Can I be evil? :P
you want to be the orc general? (the one from the return of the king)
or he could be the one from the fellowship. Instead of Lurtz he can be Hurtz(YOU!!!)
The witchking or that evil wizard in that tower is also an option.
They are both optional (I think so) 8)
Errr... I have no idea who any of them are so I'll take the most evil one. :P
Sauron! XD
you called rosella? :P :o
I'll be Brego. :D
Quote from: icarus on February 10, 2006, 09:28:28 AM
you called rosella? :P :o
Rosella is Eowyn. I'm Galadriel, and Cat's Arwen (because Jesse's Aragorn). :P
can i be the insurance salesman? :P
Why not, some could die so we need a person who deals whit all the problems afterwards
(The Teenage Mutant Jarada Ninjas are fighting off EVIL ninjas, who kidnapped TSL)
Jason: Is that the last of them?
*creepy masked figure falls down ominously and starts laughing EVILY*
Raf: AAAHHH! Whats that?
Jafar: I dunno...but he must have a really awful zit to be running around in that mask. :P
Ominous Figure: You've fought well...but now you face...THE SUFFER.
LN: The Suffer? Wasn't that place where we got that bad pizza? ;P
*And the battle scene begins! Our heroes get pwned one at a time, then 4 at once, then EIGHT at once (Two times the suffering ;P)*
Jafar: Come on...the good guys are SUPPOSED to win the final battle...
LN: Any ideas?
Raf: I have an idea! This guy knows where KQIX is! !!!
Jafar: Thats not...never mind.
*Round two! More hero pwning, but Raf manages to hit him! Jaradas: 1, The Suffer: 673.*
*Jason holds up bat threateningly*
Jason: Where's TSL?
Suffer: Huh? Oh, the game. So it has an acronym. *cackles* It HAD an acronym.
Raf: NOOOOOOOOOOOES! *charges, and gets beat up AGAIN*
Suffer: Drop your weapons, or he gets it!
[The Jaradas are forced to comply]
Suffer:....MUAHAHAHAHAHA! You really think I would let you go after he hit me? He RUINED my best shirt! Now YOU will pay for his crime!
Jafar, Jason, and LN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
TSL: STOP!
*everyone gasps, and our heroes run to the...uh...mutant...ninja master fanproject thingy (Don't think about it too much)*
TSL: I know who you are, Oroku Smiley. We met a long time ago. In the home of my master: Hamato Yonkey! :P (Don't you just love the redone names? ;D )
Suffer: ........ *takes off mask to reveal... >:( (He stopped laughing :P )*
Suffer: You...now, I'll finish what I started with the C&D! CHARRRGE! *runs towards TSL*
TSL: ...*picks up LN's discarded Wabbakack and hits him with it, turning him into a pizza box. Suffer clamps on to the edge of the rooftop with his...er...mouth*
TSL: As locks come to topics, something worse comes for you, Smiley. For you will-
Suffer: Rawr! *tries to eat TSL, but slips and falls...*
Suffer: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! :o
*...into a recycling bin. Always recycle, kids!*
TSL: ...Be banned.
*commence happeh celebration*
Jason: That was AWESOME! XD
Jafar: GNARLY! XD
LN: Darn tootin! :P
Raf: TIFAAAA-
TSL: Ahem. I have always liked: W00T on a stick".
Everyone: Huh? Eh?
W00T on a stick!! *high-five*
TSL: HAHAHAHAHA! XD
(And so they saved TSL, defeated the Suffer, and made a funny. Insert cheesy rap song summarizing the movie here. Oh, and the credits.)
*arrests for colon use* :P
lol, that was awesome! XD
its so cool that i can't describe it!!
Which one's next? (Last one was hilarious, BTW)
YAY! HAIL JARADA KNIGHTS! ;D :P
HARARIE! (Huh-rah-ree)
Coming soon to a forum near you....
Indiana Yonk and the Suffer of Doom
....Spoilers will never be the same again....
:P
XD
Quote from: Farquhar on April 12, 2006, 09:24:35 AM
....Spoilers will never be the same again....
:suffer:
XD
Indiana Yonk and the last Suffer? :P
There's no such thing. :P
Quote from: Rosella on April 13, 2006, 04:26:05 AM
There's no such thing. :P
Your right. :)
[spoiler] In fact, they search for it during all of
Indiana Yonk and the last Suffer only to find out at the end that it never existed. [/spoiler]
And then there's....
Raiders of the Lost Spoiler :P
another movie forum alone....
"I hate POISON snakes." :P
Why don't we make of it a poisonous lizard?
They can be as deathly as a snake.
Bark wars: the revenge of the cats
It's a time of war and rebelion
The chancellor cat has been abducted by the separatist guard dogs.
The only hope is for the Jedi fish to safe the chancellor and bring piece and order in the galaxy
I saw one on youtube for Brokeback to the Future which was too funny. The people who made the trailor are so creative.
A long time ago, on a forum far, far away...
STAR FORUM!
Episode V
The Empire Strikes, Shoots, And Beats Up Back
It is a dark time for the Groupiehs. Although the Death Yonk had been deleted, Cesar's goons have driven our heroes from Another Castle and stalked them all over the galaxy.
Avoiding the dreadful Moderator Fleet, a group of Freedom Fannatics let by Jafar Skywalker has established a NEW secret base on the remote Frozen Topic of "It's freezing out there!".
The Evil Lord Darth Racx, obsessed with finding Jafar, has just read the above flying text, and is searching for the base now....
*insert Star Destroyer here* XD
XD
Captain AAAP: Darth Racx. we've found something on the hi-tech scanners!
*screen shows a power generator that looks oddly like 3 life-savers lined up*
Admiral A. U. Smith: Oh come on! You can't just believe a bunch of flying words like this! I say we search somewhere else.
Darth Racx: That is the place! Those buggers are definately there. Set course at once. Good work, Captain. *gives AAAP a donut and leaves*
Captain AAAP: ;D
Admiral Smith: >:( *grumbles*
Captain AAAP: Here Admiral Smith, I'll split my donut with you.
Admiral Smith: ;D
Captain AAAP: If you tape a :suffer: sign on the back of Darth Racx's cape.
Admiral Smith: ??? What should I do?
Yonkey: Use the force....
Admiral Smith: Huh?
Yonkey: I said meteors coming at strong force!
Meanwhile, down on the surface...
Jafar: *takes out walkie talkie* Cheese Doodle to Oxymoron, do you read me?
Raf: *static* Why do I have to be Oxymoron? ;P
Jafar: Hey, I had dibs on the GOOD codenames. :P Anyways, I saw a meteor, I'm going to check it out before going back to base.
Raf: Sure thng, dude. *static*
Llama: Ack! Ack! :o
Jafar: What's wrong?
Narrator: It's the Yeti! Run, Jafar!
*Yeti defeats Jafar and his noble steed, the Llama. What an abominal situation...*
I'm in a whole new world now... I hope this is appropriate, but if it is not, please feel free to remove it. Some kids I know at Camp made it up, with my just listening, and so basically I'm just copying them...
Harry Pothead and the Sorceror's Stoned! (I also have the names for the other movies all planned out!) I realize that this may not be appropriate, in which case I sincerely apologize, and completely support it's removal! (And as a side note, I do not participate in activities that could be implied by the title... Just to let you all know!
Kids, just say no to crugs. :P
[K[I[N[G'S [Q[U[E[S[T My anti Crug. (I assume you said crugs instead of the word which must not be uttered...) So then my post can stay?
I'm Raf solo? XD
I demand a codename change XD
Start a petition to the company... (I can't seem to think of a good joke!)
or beat them up XD
Are you going to borrow Jason's bat? :P
A long time ago, on a forum far, far away...
STAR FORUM!
Episode III
Revenge of the Spam
WAR! Enough said. ;P
Quote from: Jafar on May 22, 2006, 05:55:35 AM
A long time ago, on a forum far, far away...
STAR FORUM!
Episode III
Revenge of the Spam
WAR! Enough said. ;P
I like episode V better
the moderators strike back :suffer:
Quote from: icarus on May 22, 2006, 08:52:25 AM
Quote from: Jafar on May 22, 2006, 05:55:35 AM
A long time ago, on a forum far, far away...
STAR FORUM!
Episode III
Revenge of the Spam
WAR! Enough said. ;P
I like episode V better
the moderators strike back :suffer:
:evil:
That's right...
fears the mod :P :suffer:
The mods have the power!
be aware of episode VI
the return of the posters :suffer:
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 22, 2006, 01:37:15 PM
The mods have the power!
We do, so don't even think of annoying us...:P Not only are we a monarch, we're a mod :evil:
Quote from: icarus on May 22, 2006, 08:52:25 AM
Quote from: Jafar on May 22, 2006, 05:55:35 AM
A long time ago, on a forum far, far away...
STAR FORUM!
Episode III
Revenge of the Spam
WAR! Enough said. ;P
I like episode V better
the moderators strike back :suffer:
I hated ROTS myself, but it's SO easy to make fun of the prequels. XD
I can imagine a spamming war...Suffers flying everywhere...pwned...smitage...*shudders* ;P
What will happen in episode VI?
Will all spam be filtered by the moderators.
And that they will become good moderators being made good by the posters.
nope episode VI is called\
the return of the posters
in this episode the mighty Darth yonkey will be overtrowned an there will be lots of (useless) posts
Narrator: When we last left out hero, he was attacked by the Yeti. Too bad he gave the pie to the eagle...
Jafar: *is stuck to the ceiling somehow* zzz...cowabunga...
Yeti-in-the-next-room: RAAAAAWR! (Come on! Jump! Jump!)
Jafar: Ack! i've got to escape!
Yeti: RAAAAAAAARGH! (This boss is impossible! This game is cheating!)
Jafar: *looks for Metal Bat Saber* Rats...it's beyond my reach.
Yeti: ROOOOOOOOAR! (Nooo! I have to start the level all over again! I hate FPS games!)
Jafar: Wait....*uses The Force, and starts pulling the bat towards him*
Yeti: ARRRRRRGH! (Now I'm hungry...let me open the fridge and see what's inside)
Jafar: Got it! *turns it on and chops the frozen ceiling*
Yeti: *opens the fridge*
Jafar: AHHH! The Yeti! *grabs a frozen pie and throws it at the Yeti*
Yeti: ACK! (My eyes!)
Jafar: *escapes the crystal cave*
XD
That was a miox between KQ5 and star wars. :P so in reality Star Quest or King's Qars :P
Back at the Fannatic Base...
Raf: Jafar STILL hasn't come back...Someone should go look for him.
Generic Fannatics: *stare at Raf*
Raf: Alright, ALRIGHT! I'll go. Sheesh. ;P How are the snowspeeders working?
Generic Guy: Well, we're having trouble getting them to work in this cold weather...
Raf: But they're SNOW speeders! They're SUPPOSED to work in cold weather!
Generic Guy: Well, these don't for some reason, and-
Raf: Never mind! I'll just take a llama and look for him.
Generic Guy: But the llamas can't take the cold either!
Raf: LEAVE ME ALONE! *hops on a llama and goes outside*
Meanwhile...
Jafar: Too...cold... Can't...find...base... Speaking...with...lots of dots... *collapses*
??: Jafar...Jafar, wake up! You'll miss the bus!
Jafar: Huh? *looks up*
*OB-Wan's ghost appears*
OB-Wan: Yay, you notice me now! XD Ahem. You will go to the Degoblah System!
Jafar: Bushie...? Degoblah?
OB-Wan: There you will learn from Yonka, the Jarada Master who trained me. At least if you ignore the prequels...
Jafar: Prequels...?
OB-Wan: Erm...*poofs*
*Raf rides by on a llama*
Llama: *trips over Jafar and dies*
Raf: Gah! Not again! I knew we should've gotten camels! Eh? Jafar? Holy kitchen sink, wake up Jafar!
Jafar: Worlds...colliding...kitchen sink...
Raf: Good thing I brought this portable Igloo. XD Just hold on a sec while we get it set up, I'll call for help in the morning. *starts setting up igloo*
The next day...
DMD: Whoo hoo, the snowspeeders are working! *flies in search of our heroes*
DMD: Captain Raf, do you read me? Commander Jafar? Waldo? Carmen Sandiego? Anybody?
Raf: *static* Hey dude! What took ya so long? XD
DMD: ;D Base, this is Po'boy 2. I found them. ;D
Our heroes are saved, but after several games of Sneaky Genie, the Empire has finally arrived at the hidden base...
XD
That's absolutely hilarious.
Hahahah! I love it! XD
What can I say? It's a talent. ;D
Coming soon, to a topic near you...The Lord of the Smilies! Based on the novel by some famous author! (Yes, I know who REALLY wrote it. XD )
J.R.R. Spoilerkien? ;-D
Is that the one where all the smiley's are in the woods and the Suffer smiley murders all the others? :P
I want to be in a parody! :P
Jafar had you in one over MSN :P on PotC, you played Elizabeth :P
Yay! I get to make out with Orlando Bloom!
Er...Ignore that. :P
Actually, Mr.Turner was played by Raf in the parody version. :suffer:
...I need younger friends. :P
You don't like us anymore :P?
I don't want to make out with Raf! :P
So, don't make out with Will Turner. ::) :P
Change the plot :P
I couldn't do that! :P
Quote from: Rosella on May 27, 2006, 10:09:30 AM
...I need younger friends. :P
You say it like Raf is older then Bloom. ::)
Can I get based on a protagonist? :P
Next time I get inspired, sure. :P
Thanks. :D
I haven't filled up my quota yet so, :suffer:
(Also: GET BACK ON TOPIC!! :P)
A long time ago, in a forum far, far away...
STAR FORUM
Episode VI
Return of the Jarada
Jafar has returned to his home planet of Catooine in an attempt to rescue Raf Solo (who owes him 5 bucks) from the clutches of the vile Gangsta, Baby B Delgado. (You know, Cesar?)
Speaking of Cesars, Little Cesar's Pizza Empire has secretly begun creating a Galactic Admin account even more powerful then the first Death Yonk.
When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom with a capital D for the small band of Fannatics trying to restore freedom to the forum...
*Star Destroyer flies by. It's traditional!*
A little way it could have happened.
Jafar: Where is the pizza palace? I can't see it on the map.
Crash!!!!
Door: Identify yourself
Jafar: I'm Jafar and I'm ....
Door: I know why you're here. ::)
Jafar: You do know? ???
Door: You want on of the best pizzas of the universe. :P
Jafar: uuuuuuh, Yes, that's right. I'm here for a pizza :scholar:
Say2d2: bleep bleep
Q3PO: Sir, what about us?
Jafar: you’re right. Do you also serve androids?
Door: we have fresh oilpizza for them.
Jafar: Well, it seems allright, let’s go.
Actually, Luke didn't go with the droids into Jabba's Palace. :P
Anyways, continuing from their entrence...
Creepy Guy: (indecipherable alien language)
Q3PO: Great...6 million forms of communication, and they don't include this ONE guys weird language. Erm, we have a message for erm...Cesar.
Creepy Guy: (enthusiastic alien language) *leads them to throne room*
Cesar: zzzz...eh?
Q3PO: Go on, play the message.
SAY: :thumbsup:
Message: Go Jason! You're the greatest Jason! You're a genius!
Q3PO: Hey, wrong message!
SAY: :!Oops:
Message: Yo Cez-dude! I'm Jafar, Jarada Knight, and Captain Raf's buddy. I'll trade you a whole deck of baseball cards, some power converters, and these two droids for Raf. You'd better say yes, or things will have to get ugly. You can drop him off at Chamber Station. See ya
Q3PO: Wait! Trade...US!? NOOOOOOES!
Cesar: HOO HOO HOO! (Hah! Like there's any way I'd give up my new statue! It's a work of art!)
Q3PO: You mean you didn't unfreeze him? Geez, he's been there since the last movie!
Cesar: Ahhh... (I think I'll keep the droids though. Can't have too many droids. Take them away!)
Meanwhile...
Jafar: *picks up comlink* Did it work?
??: Nope. I told you it wouldn't.
Jafar: Okay then. Time for plan B...
XD lol, I love these episodes! ;D
W00tness
*grabs some pizza and enjoys the show(s)* XD
XD That was hilarious.
Cesar: Bleeeeeeeh... (Okay, put the tall one here, and the short one there. Good. I feel like having a party!)
*insert party here*
Cesar: Graaaaaaah! (Hey you! With the hat!)
Deloria: Who, me?
Cesar: Hoo hoo hoo! (Tell me a joke)
Deloria: Um...why did the chicken cross the road? Beca-
Cesar: Graaah! (Never mind, you're bad at this.) *hits the big red button*
Deloria: *falls into the trapdoor* NOOOOOOOOOooooeeesss....
*scary sounds*
*silence*
Cesar: Baaaaah! (Hey, who's been eating my gummi frogs?)
Cesar's Obnoxious Teddy Bear: Ooh, OOHAHAHAHAHA!
*explosion*
Cesar: Huh? (Huh?)
*The bounty hunter Rosella500 enters, with Goatbacca tied up*
Rosella500: (I saw a wanted sign for him, so I'm bringing him in)
Q3PO: He said he came for the bounty on him.
Cesar: Cheeeeese... (Ah...at last, we have the mighty Goatbacca! You did good, kid. Here, take these power converters.)
Q3PO: He said he'll give you some power converters as a reward.
Rosella500: (Do you know how hard it was to bring him in? I want 500000 shinies!)
Q3PO: He wants 500000 shinies.
Cesar: ARRRRGH! *punches Q3PO*
Q3PO: AAAHHHHH! Erm, that means "Why 500000?".
Rosella500: (Because I have THIS!) *holds up :bomb:*
Everyone: GASP! *cowers*
Cesar: Bleh! (Okay, you win. Sorta. I'll give you 350000 shinies.)
Q3PO: 350000. Take it! Take it! I don't want to explode!
Rosella500: (Okay. Deal.)
Cesar: Ahahahaha... (Toss him in the GOAT PEN!)
Goat: BAAAAAAAAH!
*That night...*
Rosella500: *goes over to the frozen Raf thats on the wall* Okay... Up up, down down, left right left right, B A start!
Raf: *unfreezes* Oilcan! OILCAN!
Rosella500: SHHH!
Raf: Where am I? Why aren't my eyes working?
Rosella500: You're in Cesar's palace, and you caught a cold from being in there so long.
Raf: Who are you?
Rosella500: *takes off 500* What, you couldn't tell? This was a pretty cheap disguise.
Raf: W00t, it's Kelsey!
???: HOHOHOHOHOHOAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*Cesar appears out of nowhere on his flying couch*
Raf: Cez? Is that you? Wait, I can explain everything...About your wallet...
Cesar: BAH!: (Too late. Guards, toss him in the Goat Pen! And give the girl a hat, I need a new jester.)
Raf: NOOOOOOOOES! (echo)
Meanwhile...
Jafar: She was caught?
??: Yeah. Guess you shouldn't have gotten her a disguise from the dollar store. ;P
Jafar: Quiet, you. :P Is Raf unfrozen?
??: Yeah. That should make it easier to rescue him.
Jafar: Okay. It's time...for plan J! :jafar:
XD
I'm loving it!
I think I almost am enjoying this, and I'm a Star Wars character in it! XD
*Shh, it's nighttime*
*Palace doors open and a mysterious figure (Not :P ) enters*
Creepy Guy: ???
Mysterious Figure: Take me to Cesar.
Creepy Guy: (Agreeable alien speech)
Not That Mysterious Figure: Keep going, maybe Cesar will give you a cookieh.
Creepy Guy: *grins all creeoy-like*
[They enter the throne room]
Creepy Guy: *wakes Cesar up* (Generic Alien Speech)
Cesar: Huh? ARGH! (I told you put a no admittance sign with his face on it on the door!)
Unmysterious Figure: Let me speak.
Creepy Guy: (Unknown alien speech that probably means "Let him speak")
Cesar: Grrr! *punches Creepy Guy* (He's using a mind trick, you doofus!)
Okay, it's Jafar: Release Raf, the droids, Kelsey, Goatbacca...um...my baseball cards,..oh, and Donatello! He's a nice guy.
Cesar: Hehehehehe! (Your foolish mind tricks won't work on me! My mind is so strong, it's off da CHAIN!)
Q3PO: Uh...Jafar...just a thought, you might not want to stand on the tra-
Jafar: Okay, so you want to do this the hard way? *ahem*
Jafar: Hello. My name is Jafar Skywalker. You kidnapped my friends. Prepare to fry.
Cesar: Hah! (You're the one who's frying, punk!) *pushes big red button*
Jafar: HEY! *falls into trapdoor*
*ominous door opens*
Q3PO: Oh no! The Closet!
[And so, there was a very fierce battle, which lasted a whole hour. Nobody's quite sure how Jafar managed to outwit the terrible Closet, but I think it involved garlic and steaks.]
Jafar: Phew...*collapses*
Cesar: GAH! (GAH! How could he defeat the Closet!? That's it, round them all up, We're getting rid of them for good!)
Jafar: Raf, you okay?
Raf: Does it look like I'm okay? Please answer seriously, I can't see for myself. ;P
Q3PO: Uh...Cesar says he's going to toss you into a garbage can, or bottomless pit, or something nasty like that.
Jafar: Hello. My name is Jafar Skywalker. You kidnapped my friends. Prepare to fry!
Cesar: Hmph! (You watch too many movies, kid! Now, to the Pit of Doom as fast as lightning!)
"Generic Guard": Yes sir. (looks directly into camera to reveal the face of ??, who is really LN-do Calrissian!)
"Hello. My name is Jafar Skywalker. You kidnapped my friends. Prepare to fry."
W00T!! XD
Wait a minute...where did I go? ;P
Don't worry, I'll use CGI to insert you into that scene in the special edition. :P
XD I died!! :D
[Great Pit of Doom. 3:00 PM Catooine Time - 6:00]
[Cesar's Limo\Spaceship thingy]
SAY2D2: Do do do...*crash* :o >:(
Q3PO: Oops, sorry Say. SAY!? What are you doing here? They're going to execute everyone!
SAY: :P
Q3PO: Cookie dispenser? Geez, how much are they paying you for this?
Cesar: Grooo! (No no, tell it with more EMOTION!)
Kelsey: *sigh* Why does the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :D
Cesar: Hahahahahahahaha!
Jafar: How come he gets to ride to the funeral in that fancy thing, while we get a bunch of VW Bugs?
Raf: Dude, will you stop talking about things I can't see!?
Jafar: Sorry. How's your eyesight?
Raf: Well, now instead of seeing black, I can see...ARGH! THE SUNS! MY EYES!
Jafar: *sigh* Just stay close to Goat and LN-do.
Raf: Where are they?
Q3PO: Cesar sez he wants to hear your last words.
Raf: Oh yeah? Well Simon Says, go jump in a lake, ya jerk!
Goat: BAAAAAH!
Raf: You said it, Goat.
Jafar: HELLO! My name is Jafar Skywalker! You kidnapped my friends! Prepare to fry!
Cesar: Grr...(Stop saying that! Okay, you can push him now.)
SAY: *moves to the balcony and prepares slingshot gizmo*
Guard: *pokes Jafar with spear*
SAY: *shoots Metal Bat*
Jafar: HELLO! *jumps* My name is... *spins around in midair* JAFAR SKYWALKER! *grabs edge* You kidnapped my friends! *flips back onto VW* PREPARE...*catches Metal Bat* TO FRY! :jafar:
*Heroic music*
OMGLOL. XD
"Raf: Well, now instead of seeing black, I can see...ARGH! THE SUNS! MY EYES!"
Hey I remember that line! :P Well, not THAT line, but....yeah... XD
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 04:33:00 AM
XD I died!! :D
Well, that's what happens when you pick on Yorrick. XD
Quote from: Rosella on June 15, 2006, 05:09:08 AM
"Raf: Well, now instead of seeing black, I can see...ARGH! THE SUNS! MY EYES!"
Hey I remember that line! :P Well, not THAT line, but....yeah... XD
"I see", the blind Han said, as he picked up his hammer and saw. :P
Quote from: Jafar on June 15, 2006, 05:11:17 AM
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 04:33:00 AM
XD I died!! :D
Well, that's what happens when you pick on Yorrick. XD
I pick on everyone who puts a "Me" sign above their head!! :P Anyway, do you know how much trouble that trap door gave me?! :P
*huggles Say2D2* :D
Aw.. :P Poor Cez's just misunderstood :P
Maybe, but it stuck when I first thought of it. XD
Jafar: *pwns the guard who poked him 5 seconds ago, then bashes some more guards into the pit*
[On the Cezarmobile]
Dark-Dav: I've got 'em! *uses giant gun and shoots the VWs obnoxiously until further notice*
Cesar: GUARDS! DO SOMETHING!
Guards, Kelsey, and pretty much everyone in hearing distance: O_o
Cesar: Bler... (Erm, that is, GUARDS! DO SOMETHING!)
Guards: *panic*
ShadowFett: I'll handle this. (Isn't he cool?)
ShadowFett: *uses jetpack to fly over to VW, and aims his blaster at Jafar*
Jafar: ::) *slices blaster in half*
*VW suddenly turns sideways*
Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHH!
LN-do: *falls off, but grabs a rope*
ShadowFett: Eat rope, dope! *ties up Jafar*
Jafar: Sorry, but this planet ain't big enough for the two of us! I'm ending this little rodeo now! *slices rope*
LN-do: There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
*Jafar hops to another VW, and pwns all the guards over there*
ShadowFett: *aims at Jafar* Now I've got you...
Goat: Baa!
Raf: ShadowFett? Where? *accidently runs into Shadow* Whoops, sorry!
ShadowFett: AAAAAHHHHH! *falls into pit*
[Back in the Cezmobile]
Kelsey: Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I cut this purple wire? :angel: *lights go out*
Random Alien: Dude...where's the disco ball when ya need it?
Kelsey: *takes off jester hat and throws it at Cesar, who somehow dies*
Q3PO: Help! The teddy bear's trying to eat me!
Cesar's Obnoxious Teddy Bear: WHOO HAHAHAHAHAHA!
SAY2D2: >:( :say:
Cesar's Obnoxious Teddy Bear: YEOW! *runs away*
[Meanwhile, Jafar has reached the Cmobile]
Jafar: Aww, I wanted to defeat Cesar!
Kelsey: We-
Jafar: That's not fair! And after all that dramatic build-up... :-\
Random Ugly Guy: *shoots Jafar's hand*
Jafar: YEOW! *shoves RUG into the pit*
[Back on the VW]
Raf: *slips on a banana peel and is hanging from the VW by his feet* AAAAAHHHHH!
LN-do: Stop screamin' like a girl at a Backstreet Boys concert! I had a hunch th'banana wouldn't hurt you. Now help me u-
*horrid claw grabs LN-do*
LN-do: ACK!
Raf: Wait, I have a plan! Goat, give me the blaster.
LN-do: RAF! You're blind! If you shoot me... ;P
Raf: Trust me! ;)
LN-do: No! :P
*Raf shoots...and hits the horrid claw, which retreats into the pit from whence it came...FOR NOW*
Raf: Okay Goat, pull us up!
[Back on the Mobile]
Q3PO: You want to make a sand castle before we leave? I dunno, it's kind o-
SAY2D2: *shoves Q* :D
Q3PO: WHOA! *falls in the sand*
SAY2D2: *jumps in after him* :D
Jafar: Okay, lets get outta here. Time for our dramatic exit! *pushes Dark-Dav away from the giant gun, and turns it around so that it'll blow up the whole ship*
Jafar: Can I do a Tarzan impression while we escape?
Kelsey: No. :P
Jafar: Good, I hate Tarzan anyway. XD
*BOOM*
*They swing across on a convenient rope*
Jafar: Okay, let's use this VW bug to get outta here. Don't forget the droids.
[And with that, they defeat Cesar, rescue EVERYONE, and pick up some power converters on the way to their ships]
[Jafar's Quest-Wing]
Raf: *static* Hey Jaf? Thanks for saving me. I hated being a popsicle.
Jafar: Any time. ;D We'll meet up later at whereever the Fannatics are hiding these days.
Kelsey: Hurry up. I just saw these yellow words fly by, and according to them, bad things are happening...
*They part ways...for now*
Jafar: *puts a snazzy black glove on his hurt hand*
SAY2D2: ???
Jafar: Yep, we're going back to Degoblah. I've got a promise to keep...
*jumps into Uber Super Ultra Mega Hyperspace*
XD!!
Ditto XD
Hey, I'M The one who actually kept him from being a popsicle! :P
But I have to admit, that was brilliant. XD
Quote from: Rosella on June 19, 2006, 12:25:53 PM
Hey, I'M The one who actually kept him from being a popsicle! :P
But I have to admit, that was brilliant. XD
You only killed Cesar. :dead:
Well that should have confused a few, but not all. :P
Great story anyway. ;D
Poor Cez. :-\ :P
Degoblah merchant: Get your midichlorians onna stick! 2 for a buck! Millenium hand and shrimp!
Once upon a time...
Wait, hold on. We're not at the fantasy part yet.
[Our story begins with a kid playing Doom]
Game: *BOOM* Lolz, you're pwnzzorded!
TeleCat: Aw man, I'm never gonna get pas- *cough cough* (Hey look, he's sick :P)
CC: *slides through the door* Hey, sonny! I heard you were sick, so I brought ya something!
TeleCat: Is it candy!? GIMMIE GIMM-
CC: It's a book...
TeleCat: Aw man...
CC: (Kids these days...) Anyways, there's some kind of tradition about reading cool books to sick kids. So, I decided to pick a favorite of mine!
TeleCat: Does it have explosions, and freaks of nature, and bad graphics, and the BFG 900-
CC: Quiet, you! Back in my day, FPS game were non-existant, and Adventure games were all the rage! And speaking of adventure, this book is pretty adventurous!
Telecat: What's it called?
CC: The Pointless Bride. Ah, what a classic...
Telecat: Wonderful. If I could get out of bed, we could go see a silent film next. ::)
CC: DON'T YOU DARE INSULT SILENT FILMS! Erm, anyways, let me begin. Stay awake, it's worth it. :P
Once upon a time...
There was a girl named Cat. She lived on a moisture farm, and loved to push the hired hand around.
Cat: Hey Fatty, shine my shoes!
Jesse: Okey dokey!
Cat: Hey Fatty, clean up this sarcasm!
Jesse: Okey dokey!
She was just teasing him, of course. But one day, she got a decoder ring in a cereal box and learned that "Okey dokey" really meant "I love you". So she devised her own code to say "I love you too".
Cat: Hey Fatty...make me a sandwich.
Jesse: Okey dokey... *loving gaze*
Cat Thankees...*lovinger gaze*
SNAP BACK TO REALITY
Telecat: EWW! COOTIES! :o
CC: Sit down! If you can sit through "Doom: The Movie", you can listen to this book! We're almost at an exciting part anyways.
Telecat: Fine...*grumbles*
The Princess Bride parody!!!
You're my hero. XD
Wait a minute, there aren't many female characters... I might not get to be in this one!! :'( Meh, oh well, it's still scarily funny. XD "EWW! COOTIES! :o"
HAHAHAHAH! <3
You know, you should really consider submitting one of these things to the Contest! XD
Hehe, thanks. XD
Oh, and Telepathic Cat, if you're reading this, forgive me. XD
Now, where was I? Oh yes.
They loved each other, but Jesse needed money to have a fancy wedding, so he packed up and left the farm, heading across the sea. Unfortunately, his ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberta, who NEVER leaves survivors. Ca-
SNAP BACK TO REALITY
T_C: AWESOME! Which gun did the pir-
CC: Sit down, you! You're supposed to be sick! :P
Cat heard the news, and was a sad cookieh for many days...
5 years later, the town square of Neilsville was filled up to hear the GRAND announcement of who Prince Yonkerdinck's bride would be.
Yonkerdinck: I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here
today. Allow me to end your wonderings! For I have called you here to tell you...
Crowd: *is in suspense*
Yonkerdinck: :suffer:
Crowd: Hey!
Yonkerdinck: Okay, just kidding. I'm planning on getting married, and the lucky girl is...
Crowd: *is in suspense*
Yonkerdinck: Miss :suffer:!
Crowd: *starts wandering off annoyedly*
Yonkerdinck: Hey wait, I was just kidding! It's Cat! Don't you want to meet her?
Cat was an even sadder cookieh. She wasn't in love with Yonkerdinck, and his Suffer habit didn't help any. But alas, princes were pushy those days. The only fun to be had came from her daily walk through dangerous forests.
Cat: *walks through a dangerous forest*
LN: Pardon me, but you wouldn't happen to have any Grey coupons?
Jafar: *thwack* It's Gray, not grey!
LN: I'm the boss here, you don't correct me! *turns back to Cat* So...Grey coupons?
Cat:..... ???
LN: Forget it. Get her, OB!
OB: *gets her* (BA DA DA DAAAA! You got Cat! You meanieh kidnapper.)
LN: Okay, now that we have her, all we need to do is go to OtherCountry, and pwnzzord her. When the people at Neilsville hear about this, they'll start a war!
Jafar: Why are you explaining the plan again? We already know it.
LN: I wasn't talking to you. *points at 4th wall* I was talking to THEM!
Jafar: .....Right. :P
OB: Wait, we're going to pwnzzord her? But that's mean!
LN: Dude, we're kinda trying to start a WAR.
Jafar: Why are we starting a war again?
LN: Piffle! Let's just go now.
[They set sail]
LN: We'll be there soon. Why are you looking behind us?
Jafar: Can't be too careful. Someone might be following us.
LN: Piffle! No one saw us leave, so tell me again how someone could be following us?
Jafar: *shrugs* Ask him. :P *points to ship with black sails*
LN: I...you...he...GAH! How long has he been there?
Jafar: Half an hour. I was trying to tell you, but you were playing "music", so...
LN: *grumbles*
Cat: I'm, um, going to swim back home. Is that okay with you?
OB: Sure. :D
Cat: *jumps overboard*
OB: Wait, that's NOT okay! LN, do something!
LN: Jafar, do something!
Jafar: I..er...uh...
*stupid sounds are heard from under the waves*
LN: Just so you know, there's lots of Dopefish in the waters. You MIIGHT want to climb back aboard where it's safe.
Cat: No!
*Jaws theme starts playing*
Cat: On second thought...
LN: Come on, I'll even not-kill you. :P
(dun dun dun dun dun dun...)
SNAP BACK TO REALITY
Telecat: :S
CC: Don't worry, she doesn't get eaten.
Telecat: I'm not worried! I'm ...um...hurried! Yeah, that's it!
CC: Riiight. *continues reading*
Dread Pirate Roberta? XD
Am I the giant or the sword guy? XD
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 23, 2006, 03:18:23 PM
Am I the giant or the sword guy? XD
XD
The sword guy, I think. :P
No, he's Fezzik. I think Jafar wants to say the "My name is Inigo Montoya" line. :P
I like the giant, he's cool. XD
And so, the kidnappers managed to reach shore, where they use a rope to climb...the THREE CLIFFS OF INSANITY!
LN: Hurry up! I see him! It's a dude dressed like some kind of ninja Zorro!
OB: Really? Cool!
Ninja: *starts climbing rope after them*
LN: Hurry up! He's gaining on us!
OB: Don't rush me, I have to carry you, Jaf, the girl, AND myself. And one of you needs to lay off the spudnuts... :P
LN: Piffle!
Jafar: GAAH! You keep saying that stupid word! Where did you get it?
LN:...I saw it in a Bearenstein Bears book...
*The three reach the top of of the cliff*
LN: *cuts the rope* Did he fall?
Jafar: *looks over the edge* Nope, grabbed the cliff.
LN: Hmm....let's split up. Jafar, wait for him to reach the top and swordfight him or something. We'll go on ahead.
Jafar: I think I'll do it with one hand tied behind my back.
LN: COME ON! We don't have time to mess around!
Jafar: Last time, I almost fell asleep while fighting since it was too easy.
LN: Okay, okay! Fine. Just don't let him catch us.
OB: Be careful, you can't trust a ninja. Or lend money to one...
*LN and OB leave*
Jafar: Okay...*gets frozen fish out and practices* What was the combo... up up down down left right left right...still got it. *looks down at cliff* Eh...how's it going?
Ninja: Slow. Be patient, I'll be up in a minute.
Jafar: What if this is some sort of elaborate plan for you to take so long climbing, I fall asleep and you get by me without a fight?
Ninja: Well, if you want me to get up so fast, give me a rope or something.
Jafar: Most of the rope's still here.
Ninja: Promise you won't cut it again?
Jafar: Or my name's not Jafar Skywa- er, Monopoly!
Ninja: I've lost too many games of monopoly...
Jafar: Don't worry, I could never betray anyone after what happened to my father, Anaki- er, Rafael Monopoly...
Ninja: Sad story? Okay, I believe you. Toss the rope and let's talk about it.
Jafar: One rope, coming up! *toss*
*The mysterious Ninja then climbs the rope at the speed of light...nah, he was a little slower*
Ninja: Thanks, pal.
Jafar: Here, you can take a little rest. By the way...do you have a triple jointed ring finger on your right hand?
Ninja: Erm...... *holds up hand and reveals a normal ring finger*
Jafar: Darn. You see...Rafael was a powerful jed- er, sword maker. And the triple man wanted to buy his finest sword. He spent a year making it. Then he didn't want to pay for it. He said to give it to him for free, or he'd make us suffer. Of course, we disagreed, and he betrayed and stabbed him. I tried to fight him, but...well...it didn't go too well.
Ninja: Is that why you have 3 black eyes, and only two eyes?
Jafar: Nah, that's from when I fell up the stairs this morning. Anyways, since then, I've been practicing my fighting skills, trying to get good enough to defeat him...if I FIND him. I'm just working with LN cause I owe him money. :P
Ninja: Well, good luck finding him...I guess...do we HAVE to fight now?
Jafar: I guess...let's go then.
Ninja: *draws sword*
Jafar: *draws fish* Hold on. *ties hand behind his back*
Ninja: You do that too? *ties his hand too*
Jafar: Yeah, it's pretty fun, actually.
ANNOUNCER: Round 1! FIGHT
*slice, swordify, battle*
Ninja: QCF RK!
Jafar: Down back foward A+B!
Ninja: Smash attack!
Jafar: 8-way run!
Ninja: Hyper mode!
Jafar: Sideways throw!
ANNOUNCER: K.O! Ninja, WINS!
Jafar: You're pretty good.
Ninja: Thanks. Why are you grinning though?
Jafar: I didn't tie my hand that well. *breaks free of rope*
Ninja: Funny, neither did I. *shakes rope off*
ANNOUNCER: Round 2! FIGHT!
Jafar: Spin attack!
Ninja: Limit Break!
Jafar: Fire Flower!
Ninja: Proton Torpedo!
Jafar: Volty Blast!
Ninja: Flame Dart!
Jafar: PSI Freeze Beta!
Ninja: One hit K.O. attack!
Jafar: Wait, wh- *KAPOW!*
ANNOUNCER: K.O.! Ninja, wins!
Jafar: *collapses*
Ninja: Sorry, buddy. Don't worry, you'll be fine. I left an ice pack for when you wake up. See ya! *darts off*
Well, if you had use a pen you would have won. :raf:
And WHO is that mysterious NINJA anyway?
[spoiler]* wishes that it's the great and undefeatable GILGAMESH * :raf: [/spoiler]
We'll never know for sure
Yes you will. :) Just wait a bit for updates.
The Empire Strikes, Shoots, And Beats Up Back
*cut to Star Destroyer, famous for being a huge, intimidating spaceship. Suddenly, a shadow falls over it, and the camera pans out to reveal an Uber Super Ultra Mega Hyper Star Destroyer flying over it.*
*cut to inside The
Anti-Joshua, the aforementioned USUMH Star Destroyer*
Darth Racx: Zzzzz...
?: Knock knock!
Darth Racx: Huh? Oh, General Whatshisface. Report?
General Whatshisface: We've come in range of the Fannatic Base. But there's a shield up, so we can't attack with the spaceships.
Darth Racx: You brought our ships out too close to the planet! They saw us!
General: *mutters* ...Could see a ship this huge from another system. :P
Darth Racx: Another thing. Who put this :suffer: sign on the back of my cape?
General: Admiral AUS, sir.
Darth Racx: You DO know that he doesn't really exist, don't you?
General: Uh...
*long silence*
Darth Racx: Never mind. Just get the troops ready for a ground battle.
General: Yes sir. *leaves*
Darth Racx: *turns on com-screen* Captain AAAP! Our old Admiral didn't actually exist, so I'm promoting you to Admiral.
Captain AAAP: Gee, than-
Darth Racx: Blahblahblah, whatever. *turns screen off*
*Fannatic Base*
Princess Kelsey: Okay, all the evacuation transports are loaded. The plan is to turn off the shield for a second, send a transport through, then turn it on again.
Generic Fannatic: What about the Star Destroyers?
Kelsey: Er...just fly really fast, you'll be fine.
Another Generic: They're sending ground troops to destroy the shield generator!
Kelsey: Just hold them off in the snowspeeders until the transports are gone. Lets go!
*Everyone scrambles*
Jafar: *climbs into snowspeeder* Woah, this thing has two seats! Awesome! XD
Farquhar: *climbs into other seat* How have you been after the Yeti incident?
Jafar: Just fine. I've been chillin.
Farquhar: Ah, sounds cool. I'm ready to freeze the bad guys in their tracks.
Jafar: We'll put them on thin ice for sure.
Farquhar: Snow problem! *notices the annoyed glares of the other pilots* Um...let's go.
*Outside the base*
*Imperial forces can be seen riding in Elephant-like machines*
*insert crazy battle that's too fast-paced to describe*
Jafar: Wait a minute...what happened to our weapons? They're loaded up with food!?
*meanwhile*
Raf: I wonder if Jafar and the others realized it's April 1st yet...hehehe. XD
Jafar: *fires tomatoes at the Elephant Walkers* No good, the armor's too strong. Wait! I have an idea! Use the banana peels! Aim for the feet, it's our best chance!
Farquhar: Firing banana peels!
*A banana peel lands right in front of a Walker, causing it to slip up and fall flat on it's robotic face*
Jafar: Phew...I think we can do this.
Farquhar: Uh, we've got a problem.
Jafar: Doh! What's wrong?
Farquhar: The targeting computer crashed. Said something like "Out of Hunk".
Jafar: You sure it's not a Heap Space error? Try using the boot disk.
Farquhar: Sure thing. *puts disk in*
Oops! You tried something we didn't expect. Please call Sierra Tech Support at 1-900-HELPME. SCI1 Version389.2
*BOOM*
Jafar: AAAAAHHHH! WE'RE CRASHING! :o
*thoompf*
Jafar: Oww...you okay Farquhar? Farquhar? *turns around to find the back seat curiously non-existant*
Jafar: Well, there's more then one way to take down a Walker! *takes wind-up mouse and sets it to run towards the nearest Walker*
*The Walker's sensors detect the mouse, and it turns around and runs for the hills*
Jafar: ;D
*inside another Walker*
General Whatshisface: *turns on com-screen* Darth Racx? I'm about to destroy the shield generator. You'll be able to invade in a few minutes. *blows up the generator*
*Fannatic Base*
Kelsey: Raf? What are you doing here? I thought you already left.
Raf: Goat's doing some repairs to the
Silver Falcon. I figured I'd come back and make sure I didn't forget any of my comic books. But hey, might as well help you ge- *BOOM*
*Avalanch blocks off passage to the transports*
Panicky Guy on Intercom: Imperial troops have entered the base! Run for your lives! Worlds are colli- *static*
Raf: Well, so much for the last transport. Let's get out of here on my ship.
Q-3PO: Wait up!
*The three run right past Darth Racx and the Snowtroopers in their rush*
Raf: Okay Goat, try it now.
Goat: Baa. *turns on ship*
Silver Falcon: *owawaWAWAWAwawawawowo*
Goat: Baa?
Kelsey: Maybe you should call a tow truck. ::)
Raf: Don't worry, it'll hold up. *pulls switch*
Switch: *forces itself back*
Raf: *kicks it*
Q3PO: Excuse me Raf, bu-
Raf: Not now, I'm trying t- *smoke fills the ship* AAAAAAHHHH!
That's pretty good. XD
OMG ROFLMAO!!!!
That's funny ;D :thumbsup:
That's good, really good! XD
(Not really a
movie parody, but it's my thread, and I'll allow stuff like this. XD )
In A.D. 2006
War was beginning.
*KABOMB*
Yonkey: What happen?
LN: Someone set up us the crashed forum!
Alex: We get IM! AIM Screen turn on!
*screen turn on*
Yonkey: It's you!
Tribehasspoker: How are you moderators? All your topics are belong to us. You are on the way to being banned.
Yonkey: What you say!? :o
THS: You have no time to survive, make your chance.
THS: :suffer:
*screen turn off*
Yonkey:...
Alex: Administrator!
Yonkey: Take off every METALBAT!
Yonkey: You know what you doing. Move METALBAT.
Yonkey: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
*chilly music has fun*
*name screen*
The grammar mistakes alone are enough to scare both Rosella & Delling to death. ;P
"All your topics are belong to us." XB
lol... wow... this thread is hilarious... *wonders why he doesn't remember it / is just finding it now*
Quote from: Yonkey on October 31, 2006, 08:43:12 PM
The grammar mistakes alone are enough to scare both Rosella & Delling to death. ;P
"All your topics are belong to us." XB
hey... I appreciate webisms when I sees'em... :sweating: err see them... you get the point. :stabs:
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you. <3
XD
Internet-isms and I get along suprisingly well. :P
lol nice Rosella.
Ironic that the forum did go down the very next day. ;D
The Pointless Bride
LN: Jafar was defeated? Son of a Submariner!
Cat: ...
OB: ...Submar-
LN: Hey, I'm just trying to find a better catch phrase!
OB: *shakes head*
LN: Okay, I'll keep going with her, you wait behind and take the ninja down OB style.
OB: Now you're talking! Er...I have a style?
LN: Yes. Hit him till he stops moving. :P *leaves*
OB: Aww, that sounds kinda lousy...
*a bit later*
Ninja: *wanders down the trail* (Huh? My ninja-sense is going crazy!)
[The Mysterious Ninja ducks as a big rock hits a nearby rock wall and explodes!]
OB: *pops out of hiding place* Hi there. Wanna play catch?
Ninja: Er...I kind of left my titanium baseball mitt at home. Maybe later?
OB: Pity. But in any case, the boss said not to let you through, so we're going to have to settle this somehow. How about wrestling?
Ninja: Wrestle!? With you!? You're like Paul Bunyon! You could've squeezed water out of that rock!
OB: Well, it's not MY fault I'm big and strong. I guess all those boxes of timtams went to my muscles...
Ninja: Okay then...let's start small. Thumb-wrestling?
*5 minutes later*
Ninja: Ow...ow...ow...okay...bad move...
OB: You okay?
Ninja: Yes, yes, I'm just fi- LOOK BEHIND YOU! A 3-HEADED MONKEY!
OB: Where!? *turns*
Ninja: One-hit KO attack!
*WHAM*
OB: I still don't see it!
Ninja: (ARGH! PAIN!) Keep looking, I think he's hiding in the bushes! *pulls out a large, cartoonish mallet*
*WHAM!*
OB: Which set of bushes?
Ninja: (It broke!?) Uh, the ones over there!
[2 more hammers, 4 anvils, a Wabbajack, and 5 mangos later, OB is out cold]
Ninja: Good grief...What is that guy MADE of? And I've still got to catch up with the last one... *runs*
(Meanwhile)
[Prince Yonkerdinck and Count Suffer arrive at the scene of the sword fight. Yonkerdinck is wearing a Sherlock Holmes hat]
Yonkerdinck: This was obviously the scene of a terrible clash of blades!
Suffer: But who won? Who was fighting?
Yonkerdinck: Elementry, my boy! These footprints over here are prideful, yet hurried. They lead towards Othercountry. These footprints over there, on the other hand, are clearly embarassed and ashamed, the walk of a loser. I don't care where he ran off to. The winner is the one we need to follow.
Suffer: Wow, you're good...
Yonkerdinck: Well, I AM the best tracker ever known.
*The two continue on*
[Meanwhile...]
[The Ninja has reached the mountain peak, where he sees LN having a pic-a-nic near a blindfolded Cat]
LN: Shoo! I kidnapped her first!
Ninja: Aw, come on...can't we work something out?
LN: No. ;P Don't come any closer, I have a Wabbajack, and I'm not afraid to use it...on HER! (DUN DUN DUN! *someone gasps*)
Ninja: Cheater. :P You are pretty slick though...how about a battle of wits?
LN: Sure! I can take you in anything! Trivial Pursuit, Poker, Concentration, Old Maid, anything!
Ninja: Okay then. I have something different in mind though...hold on a second. *goes off-screen*
*semi-odd noises are heard*
Ninja: *comes back with two glasses* Okay. It's simple. *puts one cup near LN and another near him* Try to figure out which cup of kool-aid is crugged and which isn't. Once you decide, we'll both drink them to see if you're right or not.
LN: Aw, this will be a piece of cake! I mean, maybe you crugged your drink, maybe you crugged mine.
Ninja: Yes, could be either way.
LN: But then again, maybe the Wabbajack is the Book of Knowledge.
Ninja: How is that revelant?
LN: Oh, it's revelant. Maybe I'm smarter because I know cats can be bats can be rats can be hats can be gnats can be thats can be thises.
Ninja: Whoa, my head's spinning now...
LN: I'm on a roll! And that doors can be boars can be snores can be floors can be roars can be spores can be yours can be mine.
Ninja: You call this logic?
LN: Logic IS unlogical, but that's a topic for another time. But you've got to admit, I must be smart, for the interconnective system is very clear to me.
Ninja: Then why, or wherefore do I think that you're mad? :P
LN: Wabbajack, Wabbajack, Wabbajack.
Ninja: Wait, you're trying to confuse me so I'll give something up! Nice try.
LN: Too late! It never fails! I know which drink is crugged!
Ninja: Okay then, pick one.
LN: I choose...Look behind you! A 3-headed monkey!
Ninja: Where!? *turns*
LN: *switches glasses* Aw, forget it. He got away. Anyhow, let's drink. I've got dibs on my glass.
Ninja: Okay then.
[They both drink their respective kool-aids at the same time]
Ninja: You lose! ;D
LN: Nope, I switched glasses while you weren't looking. Oldest tricks in the book, and you fell for them! Really now, have you ever seen a 3-headed monkey? Now, I'll be taking my damsel in distress and woah...the rainbow of crugs...Neil? Is your mama a llama? *collapses*
Ninja: *unties Cat*
Cat: So, your glass was crugged all along...
Ninja: Actually, both were crugged. Once you've had crugged coffee, you start to build up an immunity to weaker crugs. Had some just before I set out. Now, let's go.
:o I finally got to be a princess! ;D
LOL! The ninja was on crugs too! XD
*politely asks jafar to make the entire movie*
Did everyone miss the first part? Cat was a princess then too.... :P
But WHY are there no other female parts? I wanna be in this one too! XP
Regardless, I still cracked up laughing during the battle of crugs. XD
can i be the grandpa reading the story?
Quote from: Rosella on December 03, 2006, 06:21:20 PM
But WHY are there no other female parts? I wanna be in this one too! XP
Maybe you could be the equivalent of Miracle Max's wife! XD
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 04, 2006, 06:32:07 PM
can i be the grandpa reading the story?
Read the earlier parts, CC's the Grandpa. :P
"Yonkerdinct! Yonkerdinct! Yonkerdinct!"
XP
then can i be miracle max?
You're a little too good at movie parodies! :P
thats why he writes them :P
Actually, I think he's good at them BECAUSE he writes them. XP
The TSL x-mas carrol part I (of IV)
The guard-cats where death to begin whit. As death as a doornail. In life the guard-cats have been business partners whit the rude spoiler giver Mr. César.
One night, it was Christmas eve a little girl game by asking Mr César for a spoiler of the TSL. Mr. César closed the door whit a slam whiteout saying a word.
At that moment César nephew Jason arrived at the door.
Jason: Merry Christmas uncle César
César: Merry Christmas? Humbug
Jason: Christmas a humbug?
César: what reason do you have for a happy Christmas? You have lack of spoiler
Jason: What reason do you have for an unhappy Christmas? You have spoilers enough.
Merlin: Merry Christmas Jason
Jason: Merry Christmas Merlin and to your wife
César: Merry Christmas? Humbug
Jason: before I forget César, come dinner at me at Christmas day.
Jason went home.
Merlin: excuse me sir but it seems to be closing time.
César watches at his watch
César: That is correct. See you tomorrow
Merlin: Tomorrow is Christmas. Can I please have the day of Mr. César?
César: For this one time. But be here the next morning earlier.
César went home to the house that once belonged to his business partners the guard-cats.
The moment Cesar wants to open something strange happens. The doorknob changes into the face of his business partner copycat.
Copycat: César!!
César scared away from the door.
César: .... Humbug
Before César went to bead he searched every room.
While César was eating dinner the light of the fire get dimmed.
The ghost of Copycat appears in front of César.
Copycat: You do not believe that I'm here César?
César: No I don't. You are probably a part of my imagination coursed by a bad potato.
Copycat gets angry ant throws his chains at César.
Copycat: Now do you believe me?
César: Yes, Yes I believe you. But why did you come to me and why such a chain?
Copycat: I forged it by all my bad deeds. You will wear such a chain yourself unless you change. Tonight you will be visited by 3 ghosts. The first will arrive when the bell tolls one. The second when the bell tolls two. And the third... when the bell tolls three.
As suddenly as Copycat had appeared he was gone leaving César alone in his room.
:o
Cesar needs to lay off the potatoes. XD
...Humbug. :P
Quote from: racx_00 on December 26, 2006, 07:29:30 AM
...Humbug. :P
I agree. He's definitely a humbugger. XD
Stranger than Forum
I don't know how this could work out but maybe Yonkey's an admin that deletes threads a lot. It turns out that the threads are a metaphor for a person and therefor a person. Whenever somebody posts in a thread it is somehow narrating some of the feelings that person is thinking at that specific time. He hears Yonkey post about deleting his thread and sets out on a quest to find him.
But Yonkey deletes threads pretty rarely. :-\ He usually just has them archived or locked.
*puts ketchup on neils humbugger* :P
Quote from: Deloria on December 28, 2006, 07:08:07 AM
But Yonkey deletes threads pretty rarely. :-\ He usually just has them archived or locked.
Hm...then never mind.
when is the next part coming out?
When I have some time and a pc.
Than we will meet the first ghost.....
part II
César goes to bed.
At one o clock he suddenly awakes.
César: ... Nothing... Se it was all my imagination.
Suddenly there is a bright light and a bright little genie appears.
César: Who are you?
Rosella: I'm the ghost of Christmas past
César: The past?
Rosella: No, your past. Tough my hand and you will be able to fly
César appears into his past
Rosella: Do you remember this place?
César: Remember? I was a little boy at school here.
It was Christmas eve and all kids were leaving, going home. All except for one.
Rosella: Do you remember that boy?
César: Remember? It's me. I was always alone working at school. It was a time to gether more trailers.
Rosella: come lets go to another Christmas.
César and Rosella enter a room and see that César is sitting in his chair counting his spoilers. Suddenly a girl enters.
Say: Do you still love me César?
César: ... Yes.... (doesn't even look at her)
Say: I don't think so. You love your spoilers more than me.
César: ......
Say: For that I'm going to leave you.
César: .....
Rosella: Why didn't you did anything?
César (the real one): I.. I I don't know.
César awakes again in his room.
(Posted on: January 01, 2007, 07:26:02 AM)
It took me some time to start writing again but here's part 3, the ghost of Christmas present:
César: "It must have been a dream. There are no Ghosts."
Suddenly there is a loud Bang and a bright light appears out of the next room.
Yonkey: "Come in and learn me better man. I'm the ghost of Christmas present."
César enters the room.
Yonkey: "I'm the ghost of Christmas present, Uhm did I already said that?"
César: "Yes you did."
Yonkey: "Come in and learn me better man."
César looks at the ghost. "Strange guy"
Yonkey: "I'm going to show you the Christmas present. Lets go out on the streets."
And so César and Yonkey where walking trough the streets of Daventry. All people where enjoying the celebration of Christmas. César gets a warm feeling inside from all the joy he sees.
César: "Spirit, I never knew Christmas could be so joyful. I always thought that having loads of spoilers was the best thing on the world. Now let me see friends."
And so Yonkey takes César down to the old street where the poor labours live.
Yonkey: "This is Merlins house."
Yonkey and César enter the house and see that Merlin, Cat, Tessy and Deloria are getting ready for Christmas dinner.
Merlin: "Now before we start dinner Deloria would you sing your Christmas song?"
Deloria stands up and sings her sad Christmas song. On the end she almost collapses.
César: "Spirit, is she serious ill? Not that it's a concern to me but is she?"
Yonkey: "Yes she is. And it keeps this way she won't survive. But if she's going to die she better do it and decrease the superfluous population."
César keeps looking to Deloria till the last moment and than all vanishes. He finds himself again in his own room all alone.
Nice! Though I've never used the phrase "superfluous population" before. XD
XD XD I love it! :P You really should finish it up...
Quote from: icarus on December 25, 2007, 04:25:54 AM
Yonkey: "Yes she is. And it keeps this way she won't survive. But if she's going to die she better do it and decrease the superfluous population."
XD XD XD My sentiments exactly! !!! *feels nihilistic* :P
Quote from: Deloria on December 26, 2007, 10:05:49 AM
Quote from: icarus on December 25, 2007, 04:25:54 AM
Yonkey: "Yes she is. And it keeps this way she won't survive. But if she's going to die she better do it and decrease the superfluous population."
XD XD XD My sentiments exactly! !!! *feels nihilistic* :P
XD XD XD That's what comes of reading too much Nietzsche. :P I prescribe a dose of Classical and Scholastic philosophers. :P
Quote from: Petra Rocks on December 26, 2007, 02:08:47 PM
Quote from: Deloria on December 26, 2007, 10:05:49 AM
Quote from: icarus on December 25, 2007, 04:25:54 AM
Yonkey: "Yes she is. And it keeps this way she won't survive. But if she's going to die she better do it and decrease the superfluous population."
XD XD XD My sentiments exactly! !!! *feels nihilistic* :P
XD XD XD That's what comes of reading too much Nietzsche. :P I prescribe a dose of Classical and Scholastic philosophers. :P
XD XD XD I guess I could amuse myself with Cicero instead. :P Anything really, as long as it's not Berkeley. XD
maybe I should try to finish this story ::)