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The Royal Archives => The Silver Age => Weekly Polls => Topic started by: Warlock on November 27, 2005, 08:47:22 AM

Title: If Graham hadn't married...
Post by: Warlock on November 27, 2005, 08:47:22 AM


Date me cheesesticks! ;B
Title: Re: If Graham hadn't married...
Post by: racx_00 on November 27, 2005, 08:49:55 AM
On lonely nights, your hands are your best friends. XD

Definitely that one :P
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Post by: Yonkey on November 27, 2005, 08:55:46 AM
I think he'd go for the Woodcutter's wife. ;P
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Post by: icarus on November 27, 2005, 09:00:45 AM
witch acata (or how do you spell that name of the witch of king's quest 2)  :suffer:
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Post by: Deloria on November 27, 2005, 09:39:38 AM
Titles will always and have always been women magnets, personally I have a minute crush on a baronet in my brothers class.
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Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 27, 2005, 09:55:56 AM
Graham would have spent a lot of time on Daventry's online dating sites ;B
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Post by: Jafar on November 27, 2005, 10:42:45 AM
He probably tried online dating sites after the ball didn't work out, but the Mirror stepped in before he made a fool of himself. ::)
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Post by: Gilgamesh on November 27, 2005, 10:43:07 AM
Graham would have spent a lot of time on Daventry's online dating sites.

No more lonely nights for him (and many times an other girl) :P
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Post by: Rosella on November 27, 2005, 12:18:22 PM
Reality show! XD
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Post by: TribeHasSpoken on November 27, 2005, 01:17:42 PM
If Graham hadn't married Valanice, he would have given up the search for a queen and spent his whole life indulging his love of college basketball. Sadly, Graham abandoned this love after realizing that "Valanice" is an anagram of "Evil NCAA".
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Post by: edgarnick on November 27, 2005, 03:55:50 PM
Other, He was King for three years then he couldn't take it anymore, He resigned as King and got married to an oak tree :P
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Post by: Moodyblues on November 27, 2005, 04:20:10 PM
Yikes!  This is kind of a non-family-friendly poll.  :o

If he hadn't married Valanice, I'm sure he'd have no trouble finding someone else.  I mean, who can resist a guy with yellow skin and bright blue pants? ;D
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Post by: Warlock on November 27, 2005, 04:32:43 PM
Yikes!  This is kind of a non-family-friendly poll.  :o

I try to make every poll as family friendly as possible. :P

But heck, my hints are so subtle, that if "kids" understand what I mean, they'd know what I was talking about anyway. In which case it wouldn't be me corrupting them!

See your point though :D
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Post by: Rosella on November 27, 2005, 06:18:28 PM
The problem is, I understand it. :P (I go to middle school. It's not my fault. XD)
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Post by: Jafar on November 27, 2005, 06:23:09 PM
Which option exactly are we talking about here? :P
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Post by: Rosella on November 27, 2005, 06:25:55 PM
It's better to stay oblivious. :P
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Post by: Jafar on November 27, 2005, 06:29:52 PM
I told you I was more innocent.... ;P
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Post by: Rosella on November 27, 2005, 06:36:03 PM
You're more ignorant. :P
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Post by: Jafar on November 27, 2005, 06:40:40 PM
Hey, it's not my fault we never did much biology. :P
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Post by: Drunken Chinchilla on November 28, 2005, 09:01:22 AM
Reality show.

Obviously.  :)
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Post by: Lollotte on November 28, 2005, 11:19:04 AM
Ditto.

Obviously.  :P
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Post by: racx_00 on November 29, 2005, 12:00:43 AM
Which option exactly are we talking about here? :P
I voted for the option you are probably both talking about :P

Unless you are both more innocent than I originally thought ;P
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Post by: Rosella on November 29, 2005, 04:57:53 AM
I'm innocent! I just understand normal lunch table conversations. :P
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Post by: edgarnick on November 30, 2005, 12:10:15 PM
rrrriiiigggghhhhtttt, you are inoccent Kelsey ::cough not cough::
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Post by: Rosella on November 30, 2005, 02:00:46 PM
Hey! I AM innocent! I don't participate in those conversations! :P
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Post by: Flubly on December 03, 2005, 04:18:27 PM
Yeah, middle school is no longer a time of innocence.  There are quite a few people I know that in the 7th grade not only knew our friend Jack but also the Trojans.
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Post by: Rosedragon on December 05, 2005, 04:05:23 PM
I think if Graham hadn't married Valanice, he would have married someone else, either for love or for political reasons. In the real middle ages, kings, queens, princes and princess, nobles married not for love but for political reasons, to create an ally or peace treaty with another nation, the nobles marriage were arranged by the parents, to unite families and for economical reasons. WHy is it that now that people marry for love there is so much divorce? I think it is becasue people confuse love with lust, they marry out of lust and of course the marriage doesn't last. Also, I think having sex before marriage will spoil the marriage when you do get married.


EDIT (By Yonkey): Offensive content removed
Title: Re: If Graham hadn't married...
Post by: Flubly on December 09, 2005, 09:10:31 PM
More than lust, people are selfish and weak.  Little things set people off and they feel like they have to divorce.  The truth is, no one is good enough for them.  People just can't think of anyone but themselves these days.  I've known one too many children torn apart by divorce and the parents are like, "Even though we are seperating, I still love more than anything in the world...except for me."
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Post by: Rosella on December 09, 2005, 09:12:01 PM
Just because people want a divorce doesn't mean they're bad people...
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Post by: TrueCrusader on December 09, 2005, 09:21:17 PM
Oh come on he would totaly go on a reality show. BTW graham has no trouble finding girls that like him, its finding attractive girls he wants :P he seems to attract uglies!  ;). (See Kings quest 2)
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Post by: racx_00 on December 11, 2005, 07:51:29 AM
More than lust, people are selfish and weak.  Little things set people off and they feel like they have to divorce.  The truth is, no one is good enough for them.  People just can't think of anyone but themselves these days.  I've known one too many children torn apart by divorce and the parents are like, "Even though we are seperating, I still love more than anything in the world...except for me."
If people need to divorce they should! It doesn't make them bad people!
Title: Re: If Graham hadn't married...
Post by: Flubly on December 18, 2005, 08:08:23 PM
90% of people I have met that have divorced are not because they have too.  I just hung out with my friend who's dad divorced his extremely hard working wife so that he could get better sex from a different young woman.  He left his daughter who was under five completely shattered and only now around the age of 9 is she starting to recover.  I won't turn this into a religious discussion but my stance on divorce is in Matthew 3:4-6.  I believe in the vows said in marriage.

Also I'm not saying that these people are completely evil.  When I say they are weak in their marriage that's what I mean.  Just like how I'm weak in a million different parts of my life.  But no matter how many things about me are good that doesn't make those bad things ok.  I know that this forum doesn't want these kind of discussion so I'll just stop here.  If you have some comeback you are writhing to say to me though you can email me, it's in my profile.
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Post by: Matt Vassar on December 22, 2005, 02:31:38 PM
He would have ended up as a bitter old spinster! ;) Just as the old king, he would have passed the kingdom on to one of his knights..  Sad

The "old king's" name is King Edward.

And, yes, I'm a nerd for knowing that off the top of my head.
Title: Re: If Graham hadn't married...
Post by: Rosella on December 22, 2005, 04:07:19 PM
I knew that. ;P
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Post by: Matt Vassar on December 24, 2005, 02:49:19 AM
*high five*

Hooray for nerdocity! :)
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Post by: Rosella on December 24, 2005, 12:58:02 PM
W00T! XD
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Post by: Deloria on December 24, 2005, 04:15:32 PM
*groanes* Next there's going to be an "If Alexander hadn't married Cassima, he would have..." thread ::) :P that would go something like this. 

(A: Married Lady Celeste
 B: Married Beauty
 C: Died of Heartache when he realized she was wed to the vizier and killed shortly thereafter.
 D: Married either the Red Queen
 E: Married the White Queen)
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Post by: Storm on December 24, 2005, 05:30:00 PM
F: Died of a heart-attack after the wedding night, when he realised he accidentally married the vizier's ginnie ;P
Title: Re: If Graham hadn't married...
Post by: Deloria on December 25, 2005, 02:10:42 AM
Yeah, that too.  ;D :P