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Title: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on December 07, 2005, 07:03:41 PM
this will be a mock-play.  THERE IS NO SCRIPT.  YOU MUST IMPROVISE!!  i am the director.  the first play is about 2 kids meeting an evil scientist and being stuck in a VR simmulation.

parts-first come, first serve

Mark(main actor)
Sara(main actress)
Dr. VonHansenshtien(mad scientist)
5 people that they meet on their journey(make up names)
a wizard, Karglafsh
3 talkin animals(a rabbit, an eagle, and a monkey)

i need Mark, Sara, and Dr. VonHansenshtien to start the play.
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Rosella on December 07, 2005, 07:05:31 PM
I'm Sara! :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on December 07, 2005, 07:07:19 PM
now just a mark and a doctor.
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Rosella on December 07, 2005, 07:08:13 PM
Jafar should be the mad scientist. :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Jafar on December 07, 2005, 07:10:01 PM
Mad? YOU think I'M MAD? I am a ANNOYED Scientist, thank you very much! :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Rosella on December 07, 2005, 07:10:43 PM
Anyone need more proof? :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on December 07, 2005, 07:17:39 PM
we just need a mark and we can get started.
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Jafar on December 07, 2005, 07:38:19 PM
*sigh*
I WANTED to be a hero, but NOOO, they said, you couldn't defeat an ogress if she was a toad. :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Lollotte on December 07, 2005, 09:11:01 PM
I'll be Sara's advisor/best friend. You SAID we could improvise, after all.  :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on December 07, 2005, 09:18:45 PM
i did, but then you'd have to be stuck in the real world because the imaginary script says so.  we still need a mark.  any ideas?
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Say on December 07, 2005, 09:24:15 PM
She can be mark! :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: J-ROC on December 07, 2005, 09:24:59 PM
I either want to be an action hero or a porn star!  WOOT! :suffer:
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on December 07, 2005, 09:27:30 PM
lollette, either you or j-roc can be mark.
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Jafar on December 07, 2005, 09:29:22 PM
Yeah, but Lollotte's kind of...well...a girl.  :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: J-ROC on December 07, 2005, 09:30:00 PM
Yah, I'll just be a random monkey that comes in now and then that goes by the name of "Chester"
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on December 07, 2005, 09:35:49 PM
so?  in ancient greece guys played girls.

mark is now michelle

scene 1- michelle(lollette) and sara(rosella) are coming home from school when Dr. VonHansenshtien sees them and asks them to be test subjects on his new VR experiment.  ACTION!!
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Jafar on December 07, 2005, 09:38:43 PM
Igor, the fluid! I MUST HAVE the fluid! Oh, sorry, mistaken identity. I seem to have misplaced  my high-tech glasses... So, where are you two headed?
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Moodyblues on December 07, 2005, 10:29:43 PM
(Is it all right if I play Igor? :D)

Yeeeeeeeeessssssss maaaasterrrrr... *hobbles toward him*  I have the fluid right here.

*aside*  We switched the doctor's regular fluid with Grammy's Sparkling Grapefruit Juice (tm) (c).  Let's see if he notices.
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on December 07, 2005, 10:34:09 PM
cut cut CUT!!!  no grapefruit juice.  use chocolate milk.  there is no fluid.  right here, the script says it has to be a monkey.

umm, isn't igor copywrighted?

from the top....and ACTION!
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Jafar on December 08, 2005, 02:48:25 AM
(I'll just dub over it when I think of a better name. :P Igorita? XD )
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Rosella on December 08, 2005, 05:17:50 AM
*walks home in the freezing cold* ;P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 08, 2005, 07:42:58 AM
(wizard, Karglafsh)

O my, you are so cold dressed! :o

Let me conjoure you some warm clothing, a cap and a scarf.  :)

* gets magic wand out of his bagg and swings it around and all those goods appeared *

Now be careful on your journey home. ::)
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: awesomeasapossum on December 08, 2005, 02:48:38 PM
I'm the talking eagle.

KAWWW!! KAWWWW!!! KAWWWWWW!!!
(to Karglafsh) I suggest that you conjure some more things for the needy.
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Moodyblues on December 08, 2005, 03:43:44 PM
(I'll just dub over it when I think of a better name. :P Igorita? XD )

Just make sure it's pronounced "EYE-gor-ee-ta."  :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on December 08, 2005, 04:40:56 PM
CUT!!   the wizard and that talking animals aren't in there yet.  from the top people!!  *wonders where his bullhorn is*
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 09, 2005, 06:04:29 AM
But she said she it was cold outside! :P

Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on December 09, 2005, 06:06:31 AM
that's a rap!  no more invisible script.  just make a play and have fun with it.
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Rosella on December 09, 2005, 09:24:35 AM
*backflips down the street* ;P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Questing Character on December 09, 2005, 02:58:31 PM
(Playing J-Roc)

>says something pervy to Rosella<
:P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Jafar on December 09, 2005, 03:32:21 PM
Stay away from her, you boorish brute! *thwacks "J-Roc"* :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Rosella on December 09, 2005, 06:14:04 PM
Yeah! *slaps "J-roc"* :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on December 09, 2005, 06:41:52 PM
ditto!  *grabs bat and prepares to strike*  just because i direct doesn't mean i can't act.
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 10, 2005, 04:11:29 AM
* conjoures the bat away *

Don't use bats!
Use this: * conjoures 1957366047695903 pillows.
pillow fight!!

* slaps J-roc whit a pillow *
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on December 10, 2005, 08:22:24 AM
*double fists pillows and thwacksgilgamesh using the pillows as knumchucks*
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 10, 2005, 09:56:10 AM
* Throws ghost like pillows at pacman *
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on December 10, 2005, 10:00:48 AM
*runs in circles like a pacman being chased by a ghost pillow*
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: racx_00 on December 12, 2005, 09:00:59 PM
*Pulls out metal bat*

I'll hit anyone that hits someone else :P

Yes I am "acting" :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on December 12, 2005, 10:12:32 PM
*beats stuffing out of ghost pillows*
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 13, 2005, 04:48:39 AM
* Makes a hole path of pillows in the shape of dots  s
                                                                          o
                                       a ,meht tae dluow namcap
                                       n                                 
                                       d
                                       places some ghostpillows between the d
                                                                                              o
                                                                                              t
                                                                                              s*
Eat pacman! And don't get cought by the ghostpillows! :P





Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: telepathic_cat on December 15, 2005, 05:31:27 PM
(Yay!!!  I'm an extra that walks by in the background every two seconds!!!)

*Walks by....walks by....walks by....walks b-* 
"ah, forget this"
*Grabs a bat and runs toward Jafar*
"I, T_C, am the holy crusader of insanity and will defeat anything that stands in the way of this insane man."
*Randomly hits people who walk by, fearing that they are after Jafar and I* :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on December 15, 2005, 06:45:31 PM
i hereby resign my post as an actor/director.
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: copycat on January 09, 2006, 03:21:05 PM
I'm the talkin' kittycat that appears every few days. :P :D
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: awesomeasapossum on January 09, 2006, 06:08:53 PM
*Pets the talkin' kittycat that appears every few days.* 

Oh..uh..Line?
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on January 09, 2006, 06:11:11 PM
*gives copycat the script*
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: awesomeasapossum on January 09, 2006, 06:12:38 PM
*looks at copycat's script for my line.*

....(infuriated) This cat has shed it's hair on my brand new Italian loafers!
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on January 09, 2006, 06:27:36 PM
psst!! wrong page!!  where at the part where you kidnap copycat and then jafar comes to the rescue.
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Dirk Delshire on January 09, 2006, 09:50:31 PM
COFFEE BREAK! LOL
* Everyone runs for Coffee  :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on January 09, 2006, 10:08:42 PM
i'm the only one allowed to ive coffee breaks.  *ends coffee break*  lunch break!! :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2006, 01:08:50 AM
Puts sindwitches on the table
Look a witch. 8)
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: awesomeasapossum on January 10, 2006, 06:53:12 PM
*kidnaps copycat* He he he! Now I will hold the one known as COPYCAT for ransom! Bawaha! (He he he this is pretty fun.)
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Jafar on January 10, 2006, 09:13:15 PM
Give my kitty back, you nasty, bogus goat herder! :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 11, 2006, 03:23:52 AM
That isn't copycat that is my lion you have there. :o
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Rosella on January 11, 2006, 05:21:18 AM
"So then I told them, that's not his pet giraffe, that's his wife!"

Oh, wait, are you filming? :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Jafar on January 11, 2006, 06:42:25 AM
 
Quote
Thats no lion, THATS A GIRAFFE!
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Lollotte on January 11, 2006, 11:23:42 AM
Kelsey, I advise you to get involved with the kitty mystery... :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Deloria on January 11, 2006, 12:42:10 PM
*kidnaps Edgar while A3P is busy kidnapping CC* How about a trade?
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Rosella on January 11, 2006, 02:23:49 PM
By law of Daventry, no kidnapping cats! :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: awesomeasapossum on January 11, 2006, 07:00:51 PM
By law of gravity you should stay on the ground while I fly away with copycat in my blimp named "THE HINDENBURG II"
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Lollotte on January 11, 2006, 09:24:15 PM
WHO ORDERED THE BLIMP? It put a huge dent in our production budget!  :P
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: copycat on February 23, 2006, 02:44:11 PM
By law of gravity you should stay on the ground while I fly away with copycat in my blimp named "THE HINDENBURG II"
/me hisses and claws at his catnapper
 since kitties generally don't like heights they can't climb down from :-X
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: awesomeasapossum on February 23, 2006, 05:35:29 PM
Fine take the cat! You still won't catch me!!!!!
*throws copycat out*
*floors it*
*blimp runs toward ground*
*hits break*
*speeds up*
*moves up*
*moves toward mysterious secret island*
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on March 03, 2006, 09:22:52 PM
*runs to secret island*
*hits A3P with a fish*
*runs back to the set*
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: copycat on March 28, 2006, 02:11:30 PM
*throws copycat out*
*floors it*
*blimp runs toward ground*
You can't hit anything on the ground with a blimp, stupid! :scholar:
Title: Re: So, you want to be an actor/actress?
Post by: Pacman928 on March 28, 2006, 07:22:14 PM
this isn't your dream, cc. :P

now its the areobic scene!!  whos the leader dude? :P