this will be a mock-play. THERE IS NO SCRIPT. YOU MUST IMPROVISE!! i am the director. the first play is about 2 kids meeting an evil scientist and being stuck in a VR simmulation.
parts-first come, first serve
Mark(main actor)
Sara(main actress)
Dr. VonHansenshtien(mad scientist)
5 people that they meet on their journey(make up names)
a wizard, Karglafsh
3 talkin animals(a rabbit, an eagle, and a monkey)
i need Mark, Sara, and Dr. VonHansenshtien to start the play.
I'm Sara! :P
now just a mark and a doctor.
Jafar should be the mad scientist. :P
Mad? YOU think I'M MAD? I am a ANNOYED Scientist, thank you very much! :P
Anyone need more proof? :P
we just need a mark and we can get started.
*sigh*
I WANTED to be a hero, but NOOO, they said, you couldn't defeat an ogress if she was a toad. :P
I'll be Sara's advisor/best friend. You SAID we could improvise, after all. :P
i did, but then you'd have to be stuck in the real world because the imaginary script says so. we still need a mark. any ideas?
She can be mark! :P
I either want to be an action hero or a porn star! WOOT! :suffer:
lollette, either you or j-roc can be mark.
Yeah, but Lollotte's kind of...well...a girl. :P
Yah, I'll just be a random monkey that comes in now and then that goes by the name of "Chester"
so? in ancient greece guys played girls.
mark is now michelle
scene 1- michelle(lollette) and sara(rosella) are coming home from school when Dr. VonHansenshtien sees them and asks them to be test subjects on his new VR experiment. ACTION!!
Igor, the fluid! I MUST HAVE the fluid! Oh, sorry, mistaken identity. I seem to have misplaced my high-tech glasses... So, where are you two headed?
(Is it all right if I play Igor? :D)
Yeeeeeeeeessssssss maaaasterrrrr... *hobbles toward him* I have the fluid right here.
*aside* We switched the doctor's regular fluid with Grammy's Sparkling Grapefruit Juice (tm) (c). Let's see if he notices.
cut cut CUT!!! no grapefruit juice. use chocolate milk. there is no fluid. right here, the script says it has to be a monkey.
umm, isn't igor copywrighted?
from the top....and ACTION!
(I'll just dub over it when I think of a better name. :P Igorita? XD )
*walks home in the freezing cold* ;P
(wizard, Karglafsh)
O my, you are so cold dressed! :o
Let me conjoure you some warm clothing, a cap and a scarf. :)
* gets magic wand out of his bagg and swings it around and all those goods appeared *
Now be careful on your journey home. ::)
I'm the talking eagle.
KAWWW!! KAWWWW!!! KAWWWWWW!!!
(to Karglafsh) I suggest that you conjure some more things for the needy.
Quote from: Jafar on December 08, 2005, 02:48:25 AM
(I'll just dub over it when I think of a better name. :P Igorita? XD )
Just make sure it's pronounced "EYE-gor-ee-ta." :P
CUT!! the wizard and that talking animals aren't in there yet. from the top people!! *wonders where his bullhorn is*
But she said she it was cold outside! :P
that's a rap! no more invisible script. just make a play and have fun with it.
*backflips down the street* ;P
(Playing J-Roc)
>says something pervy to Rosella<
:P
Stay away from her, you boorish brute! *thwacks "J-Roc"* :P
Yeah! *slaps "J-roc"* :P
ditto! *grabs bat and prepares to strike* just because i direct doesn't mean i can't act.
* conjoures the bat away *
Don't use bats!
Use this: * conjoures 1957366047695903 pillows.
pillow fight!!
* slaps J-roc whit a pillow *
*double fists pillows and thwacksgilgamesh using the pillows as knumchucks*
* Throws ghost like pillows at pacman *
*runs in circles like a pacman being chased by a ghost pillow*
*Pulls out metal bat*
I'll hit anyone that hits someone else :P
Yes I am "acting" :P
*beats stuffing out of ghost pillows*
* Makes a hole path of pillows in the shape of dots s
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places some ghostpillows between the d
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Eat pacman! And don't get cought by the ghostpillows! :P
(Yay!!! I'm an extra that walks by in the background every two seconds!!!)
*Walks by....walks by....walks by....walks b-*
"ah, forget this"
*Grabs a bat and runs toward Jafar*
"I, T_C, am the holy crusader of insanity and will defeat anything that stands in the way of this insane man."
*Randomly hits people who walk by, fearing that they are after Jafar and I* :P
i hereby resign my post as an actor/director.
I'm the talkin' kittycat that appears every few days. :P :D
*Pets the talkin' kittycat that appears every few days.*
Oh..uh..Line?
*gives copycat the script*
*looks at copycat's script for my line.*
....(infuriated) This cat has shed it's hair on my brand new Italian loafers!
psst!! wrong page!! where at the part where you kidnap copycat and then jafar comes to the rescue.
COFFEE BREAK! LOL
* Everyone runs for Coffee :P
i'm the only one allowed to ive coffee breaks. *ends coffee break* lunch break!! :P
Puts sindwitches on the table
Look a witch. 8)
*kidnaps copycat* He he he! Now I will hold the one known as COPYCAT for ransom! Bawaha! (He he he this is pretty fun.)
Give my kitty back, you nasty, bogus goat herder! :P
That isn't copycat that is my lion you have there. :o
"So then I told them, that's not his pet giraffe, that's his wife!"
Oh, wait, are you filming? :P
QuoteThats no lion, THATS A GIRAFFE!
Kelsey, I advise you to get involved with the kitty mystery... :P
*kidnaps Edgar while A3P is busy kidnapping CC* How about a trade?
By law of Daventry, no kidnapping cats! :P
By law of gravity you should stay on the ground while I fly away with copycat in my blimp named "THE HINDENBURG II"
WHO ORDERED THE BLIMP? It put a huge dent in our production budget! :P
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on January 11, 2006, 07:00:51 PMBy law of gravity you should stay on the ground while I fly away with copycat in my blimp named "THE HINDENBURG II"
/me hisses and claws at his catnapper
since kitties generally don't like heights they can't climb down from :-X
Fine take the cat! You still won't catch me!!!!!
*throws copycat out*
*floors it*
*blimp runs toward ground*
*hits break*
*speeds up*
*moves up*
*moves toward mysterious secret island*
*runs to secret island*
*hits A3P with a fish*
*runs back to the set*
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on February 23, 2006, 05:35:29 PM*throws copycat out*
*floors it*
*blimp runs toward ground*
You can't hit anything on the ground with a
blimp, stupid! :scholar:
this isn't your dream, cc. :P
now its the areobic scene!! whos the leader dude? :P