monty python rocks. so do the tv shows. this thread was made in honor of that.
I saw a TV show involving a cat. :P
I agree. Monty Python's great. :D I especially liked Life of Brian and the Quest For The Holy Grail. The knights who say Ni crack me up. :P ::)
Tis only a flesh wound!
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on January 03, 2006, 10:44:52 AM
Tis only a flesh wound!
You know Monty Python? :o XD
I agree, they're great. Did any of you see their german version of the flying circus? Hilarious!
And, if I were to quote something..
"this is an EX-parrot"
Quote from: Warlock on January 03, 2006, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on January 03, 2006, 10:44:52 AM
Tis only a flesh wound!
You know Monty Python? :o XD
I agree, they're great. Did any of you see their german version of the flying circus? Hilarious!
And, if I were to quote something.. "this is an EX-parrot"
Well, I don't know much about Monty Python. I have been wanting to rent all the movies and watch them... :P
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on January 03, 2006, 10:55:54 AM
Quote from: Warlock on January 03, 2006, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on January 03, 2006, 10:44:52 AM
Tis only a flesh wound!
You know Monty Python? :o XD
I agree, they're great. Did any of you see their german version of the flying circus? Hilarious!
And, if I were to quote something.. "this is an EX-parrot"
Well, I don't know much about Monty Python. I have been wanting to rent all the movies and watch them... :P
I'm glad, you should. They're great. :)
Holy grail is the best, but the meaning of life is a good close second, some of the sketches are hilarious, and the songs..
*Jesse hums "every s**** is sacred"*
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on January 03, 2006, 10:44:52 AM
Tis only a flesh wound!
I think that's from Holy Grail, when Arthur is fighting the black knight and knocks his leg off, the black knight says that... Or I might just be confused ::) :P
I detest the meaning of life. ;P That was disturbing and....disturbing. It was on On Demand and it was Monty Python, so we watched it. I ended up chatting the entire time trying to ignore it.
Quote from: Warlock on January 03, 2006, 11:05:41 AM
*Jesse hums "every s**** is sacred"*
GAH! *gets it stuck in her head* MAKE IT STOP! XD
My favorite thing Monty Python ever did was, "Confuse-a-Cat."
That was the one I saw!! XD
*sees two words of the funniest joke in the world and laughs self into a coma*
???
it's from the first episode in the tv series.
one of my favorite sketches is the muder mystery where they keep talking about trains
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 04, 2006, 06:46:04 PM
it's from the first episode in the tv series.
Oh, that thing with the thing that you were telling me about! XD
I've only seen the meaning of life
I liked the bit in the restaurant where the huge guy is vomiting all over them XD
*Needs to see the others*
The Holy Grail is hilarious. :P
Yes, it is. We have the PC game and it's just as funny as the movie. You get to read the black knight's diary, it has the funniest entries:
"I was thinking about the flowers. My best friend was right, I am sensitive. I miss him, what a pity I hacked him to bits." :P ::) Something like that at any rate.
I've seen The Holy Grail.
And suddenly the animator had a heartattack and died.
MY friends and I were rolling on the floor for hours. XD
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on January 05, 2006, 06:41:03 PM
I've seen The Holy Grail.
And suddenly the animator had a heartattack and died.
MY friends and I were rolling on the floor for hours. XD
so was i. XD
"and it had big teeth, like this" ||||
V V
"Wik...also wik....also also wik"
Bring us a shrubbery.
Bring out your dead!
I'm not dead yet!
Now you are!
She turned me into a newt!
Then howcome your not a newt now?
...Well I got better!
what also floats in water?
leaves! twigs! very small rocks!
you've seen what it can do, aye? nudge, nudge. wink, wink, aye!
XD ....gravy, saliva,...to name a few from the movie.
"And that, my Liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."
"It's only a model"
;P
The priest at my church (Father Rob) mentioned the first scene of THE LIFE OF BRIAN in his homily.
what....is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
twice more than a laiden swallow! :D
psst!! wrong line. *gives A3P a script*
I came here for a good arguement!
what do you want to argue about?
Or you could go to www.spamalot.com (http://www.spamalot.com)
Not realy the site I hoped to see :P
XD LOVES the FAQ!!! (They sort of sound made up...)
Argue about dairy products!
Cheese rules over all. End of discussion. :P
I saw the Tony Awards in which Spamalot was nominated. It looked really good! ;D
Never heard of them. ???
Or I forgot that I have heard of them
I think I've heard of them. :P Any musical on Monty Python has to be hilarious.
Yeah. They performed a song called "Find Your Grail." :P
Yeah. Sheesh, on the computer game there are about 10 different grails you have to find. These are they:
Holly Grail
Hilly Holly
Rolly Polly
Moldy Tail
Goldy Hail
and finally:
Holy Grail
Wow. I had a friend that saw Spamalot on Broadway. He said that it was hillarious. In fact, they have an entire song about how in order to have a good musical you HAVE to have Jews. (No offense to anyone who is Jewish if you have a problem with that specific part of the musical please take it up with the creators of Spamalot. Also, remember that they mean nothing by it they are just trying to have a silly song/scene.
You never saw that episode? LOL
I like the scene in the cave where they're reading what's wirrten on the wall in The Holy Grail XD
*Always Look on the Bright Side of Life* 8)
Omgsh! My parents are going to see Spamalot and they aren't taking me! :( My aunt and uncle are the ones who bought the tickets, so now I have to babysit my cousins.
It's supposed to be really good. It won 3 Tonys, I think. ;D
"I am not yet dead! You hit me in the head!"
And now... the "Witch Scene" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
We've found a witch, may we burn her? How do you know she is a witch? She looks like one! (silence) They dressed me like this! Ok, we did the nose... and the dress. But she's still a witch! She turned me into a newt once! ... I got better. Etc, Etc...
my favorite parts of the movie-
...three is the number of counting and the number of the counting shall be three. thou shalt not count to four or to two, unless thou is directly proceeding to three...
.."the castle of auuuuuugh". "the castle of augh? maybe he was dying while writing this." "if he was dying, why would he bother to write 'auuuugh'?" "let me see. the castle of auuuuuugh" "auuuuugh" "aoooooo!" "no, it's auuuugh. with the back of the throught." "no. aoooooooo!"...
...and the animator had a sudden heart attack *the animator has a heart attack* and the monster had died...
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 01, 2006, 07:48:02 PM.."the castle of auuuuuugh". "the castle of augh? maybe he was dying while writing this." "if he was dying, why would he bother to write 'auuuugh'?" "let me see. the castle of auuuuuugh" "auuuuugh" "aoooooo!" "no, it's auuuugh. with the back of the throught." "no. aoooooooo!"...
That be the one I was referring to. 8)
everyone loves that part. :P
Sorry, but I'll have to stop this thread on the count that it is too silly. XD
Quote from: KingGraham on February 27, 2006, 06:07:58 PM
It's supposed to be really good. It won 3 Tonys, I think. ;D
"I am not yet dead! You hit me in the head!"
And now... the "Witch Scene" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
We've found a witch, may we burn her? How do you know she is a witch? She looks like one! (silence) They dressed me like this! Ok, we did the nose... and the dress. But she's still a witch! She turned me into a newt once! ... I got better. Etc, Etc...
I think it's something lik this:
B: And what do witches do?
P: They burn!!!!
B: And what else can you burn apart from witches?
P: More witches!
OP: Wood.
B: Exactly, so how can we tell if she's made of wood?
P: Build a bridge out of her!
B: But can one not also make bridges out of stone? Tell me, does wood float?
P: Yes.
B: What else floats?
P: Bread!
P: Apples!
P: Saliva!
P: very small Rocks!
P: A DUCK!
B: So, Logically, if she's made of wood, she's as heavy as a duck and therefore...
P: A WITCH!
arthur says "a duck" and the other dude says "precisely" :P
B: And what do we do with witches?
P: ...BURN THEM! XD
didn't people already say that? :P
... and they ate robin's minstrals. and they rejoiced soundly. *half-hearted "yay"*
It was at the end of the thing. :P
Ok, after careful study of the movie, I've transcribed that part of the movie for your insane pleasure. :P
Dude: There are ways of telling she’s a witch.
Other dudes: Are there? What are they?
Dude: Tell me, what do we do with witches?
OD: BURN THEM!
D: And what do you burn apart from witches?
One dude: MORE WITCHES!
Other dude: Wood.
D: So why do witches burn?
One dude: *bites sword*
Other dude: Because…because they’re made of…wood?
D: Good! So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
One dude: Build a bridge out of her!
D: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
One dude: Oh yeah…
D: Does wood sink in water?
OD: Nope, no. It floats! THROW HER INTO THE POND!
D: What ALSO floats in water?
OD: Rain! Apples! Very small rocks! China! Homemade gravy! Cherries! Mum! Churches! Lead!
Arthur: A duck!
D: Exactly. So, logically…
One dude: If she…weighs the same as a duck…she’s…made of wood!
D: And therefore?
OD: A witch!
why does no one mention the bunny scene? :P
Well, I fell asleep, so I didn't get to transcribe that part. :P
That bunny was adorable.
i learned how to make a balloon bunny. :P
I used to have a bunny that looked (and acted) like that :P
so cool
Unfortunately, that didn't stop the fox getting it. :-\
I just saw Monty Pthon's "And Now For Something Completely Different". I thought it was pretty good, but it really lacked in plot :P
Has Monty Python ever had a plot? :P
The quest for the holy grail did...I think :P
Er...sort of.. XD
"We're knights of the round table! We dance when e'er we're able!"
I'm not sure anything that says that can have a plot. :P
No but it had something of a storyline: they were going to find the holy grail. In this one, there are only scenes before one progresses to a different story. Example: "Once upon a time, there was a prince and he found a spot on his face, and he ignored it. Three years later he died of cancer." Then it goes on to tell how he married another spot, and then the movier goes on to the most fatal joke of all time.
Is that the joke that was so funny everyone died? :P
Quote from: Rosella on May 24, 2006, 07:18:37 PM
Is that the joke that was so funny everyone died? :P
Yes. :P So they used it in WWII and the germans all died laughing and they had to get translators to translate one word at a time. Someone once saw two words and had to spend the year in a hospital.
And I made a mistake it goes:
"Once upon a time there was an enchanted prince who ruled the land beyond the wobbles. One day he discovered a spot on his face, which he foolishly ignored and three years later, he died of cancer. The spot, however, flourished." then you see him meeting a female spot ect.
Don't even get me STARTED.
A friend and I can recite pretty much the ENTIRE Script from teh Holy Grail from memory, and we used to watch it at least once a week.
*gets Takarifreak started* "The holy grail can be found in the castle Auuuughh..." XD
Did you guys know that there's an official Monty Python icecream flavor (http://www.benjerry.com/our_products/flavor_details.cfm?product_id=186#) from Ben & Jerry's? :D
Awesome! :D Fudge Cows XD
"so buy it quickly and run away, silly person, or we shall taunt you a second time."
The description is hilarious! XD
XD
I so gotta go there now.