A preview of the narrator's role in TSL:
Link (http://www.geocities.com/tribe1983/narrator.mp3)
LMAO! :suffer:
That was awesome! XD
LMAO... Wow that was freaking cool...
I vote you continue the story, ;). I want to hear more about evil Cedric heh heh.
LOL
Would you mind agreeing to keeping that link/file available as long as it doesn't become an inconvenience(or at least warning me before you remove it)? I have, errr... plans for it. ;)
LN: Will do
Baggins: No promises
XD! That was funny! Evil Cedric ayy.... Is that by anychance a mirror universe...?
Quote from: Louisiana Night on April 11, 2006, 10:57:24 PM
LOL
Would you mind agreeing to keeping that link/file available as long as it doesn't become an inconvenience(or at least warning me before you remove it)? I have, errr... plans for it. ;)
Plans? Sure... :suffer:
LMAO!!
And yes, include Neil as one of my heroes...But he makes us suffer so much! :'(
;D
XD
Great clip, just one problem. Cedric is Crispin's familiar. That would mean Crispin was also part of the society (he WAS wearing a black cloak). :P And Mordack has been put on suspension from the society a few times. What happened? He turned good? :P
Now that I've listened to the clip a few times, I think it worked out well enough that I'll consider doing another. If I do, I'll take this whole section of the thread and move it over to the Haven so this thread can be left for serious plot speculation.
Quote from: TribeHasSpoken on April 13, 2006, 05:43:33 AM
Now that I've listened to the clip a few times, I think it worked out well enough that I'll consider doing another. If I do, I'll take this whole section of the thread and move it over to the Haven so this thread can be left for serious plot speculation.
Wow, you did the clip? Cool. It was funny as hell.
It was hilarious! The funniest KQ related thing I've heard since KQ7!
The evil narrator returns! I just hope Harrison (the game's real narrator) never finds out about this.
Link (http://www.geocities.com/tribe1983/narrator2.mp3)
Anna, since I don't have moderator privileges in this section of the forum, do you think you could move this "evil narrator" stuff to the Haven when you have an opportunity?
That was a weird link! What was that one all about?
lol, I wonder how many suggestions are about "mysteriously" leaking onto file-sharing networks. ;P
Agreed... :suffer:
*puts on "I <3 TRIBE" shirt*
That was absolutly amazing <3 <3 <3 lol
I'll probably be too busy to make any more for a while, but if anyone else wants to simulate the game's narration, be my guest.
I just got a chance to listen to them, and I think they're brilliant. XD
I'd try to make one, only mine wouldn't be funny and would sound ditzy. :P
Plus it's so hard to get good sound quality. The second one is much clearer than the first, but even then there's some distortion.
And the fact that my microphone is broken might hurt my attempts a bit too. :P
I'm sure I'm not the only one who got curious when Neil said this:
Quote from: Yonkey on April 14, 2006, 01:36:17 PM
I recall a few plot twists that I wasn't expecting whatsoever when I read the script.
However, I'm quite sure I was the only one whose thoughts on the matter were like these:
Link 1 (http://www.geocities.com/tribe1983/cedric.mp3)
Link 2 (http://www.geocities.com/tribe1983/narrator3.mp3)
Hahaha! XD
XD
After the TSL game is over:
"After hearing his son talk about how comfortable the dress he wore in KQ6, Graham decides to take up cross-dressing... Valanice, ever understanding, wholeheartedly approves as long as she gets to wear the king pants once in a while."
"Crispin finally finds a lovely sorceress to settle down with, and raises a family of kids born with long white beards..."
"The Hermit finally leaves his home for good and goes to work for the Psychic Hotline. Fortunately, his hearing disability doesn't come as a loss as long as he tells the people on the other end of the line that they will get rich and marry a hot member of the opposite sex."
"Rosella decides to make a bold career move and becomes a country western singer, with Edgar as the guitarist."
"Alex shows his special birthmark to Ripley's Believe It Or Not and gains instant fame, as well as some rather peculiar fans."
"Valanice takes up bodybuilding and now she can benchpress her husband... while he's on the throne."
"Cedric stars in a popular children's show to the delight of kids and to the annoyance of parents everywhere."
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 17, 2006, 08:27:08 PM
"After hearing his son talk about how comfortable the dress he wore in KQ6, Graham decides to take up cross-dressing... Valanice, ever understanding, wholeheartedly approves as long as she gets to wear the king pants once in a while."
TSL assumes that Alexander took the longer route through KQVI, so he wouldn't have worn the dress.
What if he tried the dress on in secret before it burned up? ;)
Tribe, those links are great!
Great job, Tribe; I was rolling at the narrator clips. XD Also, you sound so much like Cedric that it's downright scary. :P
Quote from: Moodyblues on April 18, 2006, 05:05:08 PMAlso, you sound so much like Cedric that it's downright scary. :P
DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN! :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious:
What? You did a good job; you should be proud! *hides*
I loved the prince part :P (I so didn't see that one coming!)
Moodyblues, please review some of the following posts by me:
The Cedric Control Pad (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?topic=3017.msg124543#msg124543)
Cesar's Birthday Present (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?topic=3147.msg132295#msg132295)
The "Cruelty to Cedric" Mod (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?topic=3099.msg125788#msg125788)
Quote*Gives Cesar the gift of a roasted fowl, hoping that he doesn't notice the waistcoat or monocle*
Aww... aint that sweet... :P
Quote from: TribeHasSpoken on April 18, 2006, 08:46:38 PM
Moodyblues, please review some of the following posts by me...
If you review some of her own, you'll see that she's quite the Cedric Fan. :P Coming from her, it's a compliment!
Anyways, were the voice clips digitally mastered in THS? :P
Hahahah! :P
These are... i mean... with the... HA! XD oh that narrator... they're so AWESOME! cracking up.... quite vocally...
Yeah, Tribe totally rules :P
He does. But he could rule more if he posted another...:P
Can Tribe impersonate Crispin rambling on? ;-D
lol, no I don't think I can. One idea I had was to have the G-Man from the "Half-Life" series offer to rid the royal family of Connor forever, but I don't think I can make it funny enough (or impersonate the voice well enough to know it's the G-Man without being told). I'm trying to think of something else.
I actually tried to record one today of Cedric explaining exactly why he turned evil. Unfortunately, my throat is a little irritated today and I sounded nothing like him. I promise to give it another shot as soon as my throat is clear.
OMG LOL, truely great, expecially the "GRAHAM, I'm your father" one XD
Quote from: Deloria on May 03, 2006, 11:59:40 AM
Was that before or after Alexander had his name changed?
Is that a hint to do another voice clip? You seem to be such a fan that maybe I should give you previews of them before posting
The voice clips are so funny!
Quote from: TribeHasSpoken on May 03, 2006, 07:45:57 PM
Quote from: Deloria on May 03, 2006, 11:59:40 AM
Was that before or after Alexander had his name changed?
Is that a hint to do another voice clip? You seem to be such a fan that maybe I should give you previews of them before posting
It was a hint to do another voice clip. Previews? Really? Thanks :D
Due to popular demand, here is a new clip of Cedric explaining exactly why he turned evil, exactly what power he was promised...
Link (http://www.geocities.com/tribe1983/cedric2.mp3)
(Sorry, Anna. I honestly would have given you a preview, but I'm strapped for time. I've been meeting with a ton of people about jobs for when I graduate)
So the Suffers and Cedric are in this together! :o
XD
I love it.
*sees Cedric suggesting some radical ideas that make him the new star of KQIX*
Quote from: TribeHasSpoken on May 05, 2006, 06:49:05 PM
Due to popular demand, here is a new clip of Cedric explaining exactly why he turned evil, exactly what power he was promised...
Link (http://www.geocities.com/tribe1983/cedric2.mp3)
(Sorry, Anna. I honestly would have given you a preview, but I'm strapped for time. I've been meeting with a ton of people about jobs for when I graduate)
XD
Nevermind, it was nice of you to offer.
XD That's great! LOL
LOL! I just heard it now. XD
:suffer:
Quote from: Yonkey on May 07, 2006, 06:56:05 PM
LOL! I just heard it now. XD
:suffer:
Do I HAVE to turn evil, aswell?! :P
Quote from: Deloria on May 08, 2006, 10:18:12 AM
Do I HAVE to turn evil, aswell?! :P
Are you asking if you have to turn evil in order to be selected for beta testing, or if being selected for beta testing will make you turn evil? In both cases, the answer if a firm yes.
Because everyone knows that a successful beta tester is required to find a way to set the main character's pants on fire. ;)
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 10, 2006, 11:26:50 AM
Because everyone knows that a successful beta tester is required to find a way to set the main character's pants on fire. ;)
XD
Only in Peasant's Quest.
Voice clip..? Please? :P
XD
Those are great!!
I'm really embarrassed by how popular these seem to have become. Once again, due to popular demand, here is a new one. This one doesn't need any explanation. It may warrant a psychiatric assessment, however...
Link (http://www.geocities.com/tribe1983/what_the.mp3)
LOL XD I'm not even going to ask :P Hilarious :D
Omgsh! XD What the...? XD
LOL! XD
XD XD
I didn't know Graham knew how to play soccer... ;)
XD
Thanks. that one's awesome! :D
XD Great!
May I continue to pester you? :P
Quote from: Deloria on May 21, 2006, 12:12:38 PM
May I continue to pester you? :P
Well, since you pester so nicely, here's another one. You all know how I feel about a certain irritating sidekick. However, what if Graham had an even more annoying sidekick in TSL?
(note: the impersonation sucks, but you should be able to figure out which infamous annoying sidekick it's meant to be)
Link (http://www.geocities.com/tribe1983/sidekick.mp3)
Nice. :D
*has no clue who it's supposed to be*
XD
*Thought it was Yoda...*Please don't hurt me! :P
Close. It is a Star Wars character: Jar Jar Binks (http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/jarjarbinks/index.html)
(http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/jarjarbinks/img/movie_bg.jpg)
Ew...Star Wars. :P
He's not a Star Wars character, he's a PREQUEL character. ;P
Um...Ew, prequels? :P
Much better. ;D
I knew it was Jar Jar as soon as I hear it!
Why won't you let me wear the adventuring cap?
Sorry, I don't know that much about SW. :P
That's ok, I don't know ANYTHING. :P
That was GREAT!!! I loved it!
More please?
Those are all awesome, man you are talented.
Really cool! Hope you do some more~
Pleeease? Pretty pleeease? I'll tell you a spoiler :P
Quote from: Deloria on May 30, 2006, 01:21:44 PM
Pleeease? Pretty pleeease? I'll tell you a spoiler :P
:suffer:
(Translation: I'm fresh out of ideas. If anyone would like to try a voice clip themselves, go right ahead)
*has neither the voice nor the imagination required :P*
I actually kind of miss doing the voice clips. I'll try to think of a new one ASAP
I love these their freak'n hilarious. Dude I know your busy but would you consider being the voice of the narrator for Tom Sops: The Untamed Eye!
It wouldn't be for a while anyway because The game is slogging along due to work and the KQ4 project team I'm on. So I'd send them to you in like a year or so unless you'd like to join right now in that case I'd send you emails of the text as I think it up so you could give suggestions and stuff. here's a pic of Tom.
(http://www.geocities.com/dbs_peppy/TomsArcadeLounge.gif)
It's gonna be a tongue in cheek Adventure game sort of like Sam n' Max...
Quote from: TribeHasSpoken on July 01, 2006, 12:06:37 AM
I actually kind of miss doing the voice clips. I'll try to think of a new one ASAP
Please do. I really miss listening to them.
I hereby present my ode to the fans...
Link (http://users.ncable.net.au/~mbright/odetofans.mp3)
XD
Thank you!! :D Tribe, that's really the best one yet.
LMAO!!! :suffer:
LOL You should have sent that in for the contest. That was funny.
Quote from: Yonkey on July 24, 2006, 08:40:57 PM
Quote from: noaheugene20 on July 24, 2006, 08:32:00 PM
Yonkey, will Cesar Betar be there? :)
Is Cesar Betar related to Cesar Bittar? ;P
TO: Neil Rodrigues, Saydmell Salazar, Katie Hallahan, Richard Flores, Panagiotis Kouvelis, Petter Holmberg
FROM: tribey_the_cedric_slayer@blackcloaksociety.com
SUBJECT: "Operation Cesar Salad" compromised!
Be advised that our brilliant plan to replace César Bittar with the similarly-named but far more agreeable Cesar Betar has been exposed. The operation is hereby terminated and all Black Cloak Society members must disavow any and all knowledge of this plan. With the termination of "Operation Cesar Salad", preparations will immediately recommence on "Operation Suffering Succotash", our plan to create and deploy as many "suffer" smileys as possible.
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
That was GREAT!!! ;D
During the event, it was said that the game would be released when Cedric got his own cooking show. Be careful what you wish for...
Link (http://users.ncable.net.au/~mbright/cookingwithcedric.mp3)
ROTFL XD
Quote from: TribeHasSpoken on August 04, 2006, 05:56:14 PM
During the event, it was said that the game would be released when Cedric got his own cooking show. Be careful what you wish for...
Link (http://users.ncable.net.au/~mbright/cookingwithcedric.mp3)
LMAO! :suffer:
XD
That was honestly the most humerous thing I've heard since your last one. :D
Who will be king? Isn't it obvious?
(http://www.funrockn.com/license_plates/images/elvis_king_plate.jpg)
*wonders if this is Tribe's license plate* XD
This is just insane...
http://wiw.org/~jess/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5411&start=14
That's actually quite terrifying... O.O
Oh, and brilliant. DEFINITELY brilliant. XD
very odd.
Cool, weird, and awesome :)
Have a look at the caption under the second photograph on the following page. I don't think I could have said it better myself.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/5275678.stm
LOL! XD I wouldn't really consider Cedric a screecher though. :P
For my 500th post, I've decided to thank all the fans who have helped this project become what it is...
LINK (http://users.ncable.net.au/~mbright/thankyou.mp3)
EDIT: Removed the long silence at the end.
Quote from: TribeHasSpoken on September 29, 2006, 08:11:26 PM
For my 500th post, I've decided to thank all the fans who have helped this project become what it is...
LOL! :suffer:
lol! !!!
XD
That's the best one yet. :P
Poor Connor, he's screwed. XD
XD Those are great. ;D Congrats on Oracle-ship. :)
I absolutely loved the idea behind this old voice clip, probably more than any I've done before or since, but was disappointed with the way it turned out due to varying sound levels. Now that I've learned how, I've gone back and fixed it:
LINK (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?topic=3715.msg165681#msg165681)
Good news! I was quoted in the IT section of today's issue of
The Australian newspaper.
Unfortunately for everyone here, it had nothing to do with TSL. What actually happened is that one of my suggested entries for the weekly Top Ten List was printed. For bonus points, see if you can guess which one I wrote:
QuoteBritish supermarket chain Tesco will release its own software range. Here are the top 10 signs you're using a generic office suite.
10.Every document page you print comes with 10 pages of junk mail.
9.The colour scheme of the suite is black and gold.
8.The apples you bought in the shop won't run OSX.
7.The CD has a paper home brand label glued over the top of an old Microsoft Office 2000 label.
6.The functions you want always seem to be buried at the bottom of the screen and you have to pass 34 other functions to get there.
5.The system demands a $2 PayPal payment before it will release the online shopping trolley.
4.After hitting the save button it asks if you'd like to get this week's special.
3.On the back of the pages of all your print jobs there are shop-a-dockets discount offers.
2.While you're waiting in the download queue, someone sneaks nine patches through the eight-patches-or-less FTP server.
1.As you go to save the document, you also save a chocolate bar and a trashy magazine.
Contributors: William Bullimore, John Lee, Brian Greaney, Keith Cundale, Michael Bright, Aaron Merrifield, Scott Little, Kernow-Bys Vykken, John Hacking and Mark McIntosh.
Congrats! XD And is it #6? :P
Is it #9? XD
I say it's the second one. :P
It's this one:
Quote2.While you're waiting in the download queue, someone sneaks nine patches through the eight-patches-or-less FTP server.
I actually submitted one that I thought was much funnier than this one. It was "The paperclip Office Assistant is replaced by a checkout attendant who constantly announces 'Spell check, line five!'"
If I ever have an office, this will be the first thing I hang on the wall...
* puts on "IAMAMICHAELSFAN" shirt *
Nice job :P
LOL! I knew there was something suss about that owl. :P