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Title: Cooties! :o
Post by: Jafar on May 07, 2006, 05:37:15 PM
As long as he only looks like him, and doesn't try to brainwash every girl in ze vorld. :P
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Post by: Lollotte on May 07, 2006, 06:08:58 PM
Orlando Bloom doesn't brainwash! He was too awesome in LOtR for words!  ;D
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Post by: Jafar on May 07, 2006, 06:09:37 PM
NEVAH TRUST AN ELF! XD
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Post by: Oldbushie on May 07, 2006, 06:22:02 PM
It's only the small race of elves you can't trust. ;)
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Post by: Jafar on May 07, 2006, 06:23:32 PM
And ones played by Orlando Bloom. I mean, he looks like a girl! :P
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Post by: Lollotte on May 07, 2006, 06:27:42 PM
NO HE DOESN'T!  :P
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Post by: Oldbushie on May 07, 2006, 06:35:12 PM
He looks like a Willow Tree! :D
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Post by: Lollotte on May 07, 2006, 06:36:18 PM
Willow trees are pretty...but I'm not sure where you came up with that analogy. Is it the hair?  :P
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Post by: Jafar on May 07, 2006, 06:37:47 PM
NO HE DOESN'T!  :P
5 out of 5 Dawoods agree that he looks girly. :P
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Post by: Lollotte on May 07, 2006, 06:38:55 PM
Just because he has long hair doesn't mean he looks girly!  :P
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Post by: Jafar on May 07, 2006, 06:41:14 PM
It's not just the hair. He just has this weird girlish aura around him...
Oh my gosh, he has COOTIES! :o
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Post by: Rosella on May 07, 2006, 06:42:13 PM
No, he's just hot. :P
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Post by: Jafar on May 07, 2006, 06:43:50 PM
Now I see...he was infected by cooties and was unable to cure them...to get revenge, he's trying to brainwash every girl in the world! This is awful!
Title: Cooties! :o
Post by: Warlock on May 07, 2006, 06:45:02 PM
Welcome Paul, enjoy this GREAT community of freaks! (& freakettes!!)

As for Orlando Bloom, you all know I hate him. It's not his long hair (hey, I have freakishly long hair), it's that.. sort of.. vending machine look he has.. makes you want to bang on him (not bang him) and try to get stuff out..

Ehh.. there's no way to say that without it sounding wrong! XD
Title: Cooties! :o
Post by: Jafar on May 07, 2006, 06:45:59 PM
Vending machine? You're thinking of his robot double. :P
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Post by: Lollotte on May 07, 2006, 06:53:05 PM
Welcome Paul, enjoy this GREAT community of freaks! (& freakettes!!)

As for Orlando Bloom, you all know I hate him. It's not his long hair (hey, I have freakishly long hair), it's that.. sort of.. vending machine look he has.. makes you want to bang on him (not bang him) and try to get stuff out..

Ehh.. there's no way to say that without it sounding wrong! XD

Why don't you like him? I didn't quite catch that.  :P
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Post by: Warlock on May 07, 2006, 06:55:37 PM
Welcome Paul, enjoy this GREAT community of freaks! (& freakettes!!)

As for Orlando Bloom, you all know I hate him. It's not his long hair (hey, I have freakishly long hair), it's that.. sort of.. vending machine look he has.. makes you want to bang on him (not bang him) and try to get stuff out..

Ehh.. there's no way to say that without it sounding wrong! XD

Why don't you like him? I didn't quite catch that.  :P

Eh, hello?? Vending machine look! Uhm uhm uhm... you know how sometimes, something looks like a machine, and a vending one at that? Well, that's the case with him!

Actually in all honesty, he's just got this ick feel to him, like he isn't human. He's like, too "prototype", not a finished product. Maketh sense now, wee lass? :P :P
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Post by: Lollotte on May 07, 2006, 06:57:31 PM
I get what you're saying, but, no it doesn't make sense, large fellow.  :P
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Post by: Jafar on May 07, 2006, 06:58:14 PM
Maybe if he didn't hide behind his robot, he would have more legimate fans. :P
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Post by: Rosella on May 07, 2006, 07:00:37 PM
He is NOT a robot and he DOES have legitimate fans! :P
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Post by: Jafar on May 07, 2006, 07:02:24 PM
I'm telling you, it's true! He wants revenge on every girl on the planet! :P
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Post by: Lollotte on May 07, 2006, 07:04:34 PM
If he wants revenge so bad, what does he want the revenge for?
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Post by: Oldbushie on May 07, 2006, 07:04:53 PM
He's too manufactured? :P
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Post by: Warlock on May 07, 2006, 07:05:06 PM
I get what you're saying, but, no it doesn't make sense, large fellow.  :P

Now that's a compliment! :D
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Post by: Warlock on May 07, 2006, 07:05:25 PM
He's too manufactured? :P

No, he's like a beta.. not quite done yet :P
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Post by: Rosella on May 07, 2006, 07:05:46 PM
If he wants revenge so bad, what does he want the revenge for?

*cough* BadLY. *arrests*

And he wants it because girls gave him cooties, according to Jafar. :P
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Post by: Lollotte on May 07, 2006, 07:06:10 PM
I get what you're saying, but, no it doesn't make sense, large fellow.  :P

Now that's a compliment! :D

SHUT UP!  :P Cat should be around to say it, then.
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Post by: Warlock on May 07, 2006, 07:20:40 PM
I get what you're saying, but, no it doesn't make sense, large fellow.  :P

Now that's a compliment! :D

SHUT UP!  :P Cat should be around to say it, then.

Unfortunately, she isn't.  :-\
Title: Cooties! :o
Post by: Jafar on May 07, 2006, 07:26:55 PM
If he wants revenge so bad, what does he want the revenge for?

*cough* BadLY. *arrests*

And he wants it because girls gave him cooties, according to Jafar. :P
Yes, that's it! They gave hm cooties, and he was unable to find the cure. This gave him his girlish looks, and now he wants revenge! :P
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Post by: Oldbushie on May 07, 2006, 07:28:52 PM
I guess he's never had a cootie shot. :P
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Post by: Jafar on May 07, 2006, 07:30:50 PM
It's sad, really. If I was mutated by the cooties, I wouldn't turn to a life of crime. At least I'd like to think I wouldn't :P
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Post by: Lollotte on May 07, 2006, 07:34:35 PM
*sigh* What is it with guys and cooties?  :P

And Jesse, she will be here soon... ;)
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Post by: Jafar on May 07, 2006, 07:37:16 PM
Hey, cooties are dangerous! You can't take them lightly, or before you know it...BOOM! You're mutated. :P
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Post by: Lollotte on May 07, 2006, 07:37:57 PM
Do you mean mutilated?  :P
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Post by: Rosella on May 07, 2006, 07:38:27 PM
And what's wrong with girls? :P
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Post by: Lollotte on May 07, 2006, 07:39:32 PM
Exactly. Here here, Rosella!  ;D  :P
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Post by: Warlock on May 07, 2006, 07:39:53 PM
*sigh* What is it with guys and cooties?  :P

And Jesse, she will be here soon... ;)

I eat cooties for breakfast :P

And how do you know when she will be here? ;)
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Post by: Jafar on May 07, 2006, 07:40:38 PM
Well, cooties differ slightly depending on who you catch them from. Some of the more wild types probably mutilate, but old OB (Bloom, not Bush ;P) seems to have gotten a mutating kind.

I never said there was anything wrong with girls, just cooties! :P

Jesse has superpowers, he's immune. XD
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Post by: Lollotte on May 07, 2006, 07:41:24 PM
*sigh* What is it with guys and cooties?  :P

And Jesse, she will be here soon... ;)

I eat cooties for breakfast :P

And how do you know when she will be here? ;)

You are so irresitable, I just know she can't stay away!  :P
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Post by: Warlock on May 07, 2006, 07:43:56 PM
*sigh* What is it with guys and cooties?  :P

And Jesse, she will be here soon... ;)

I eat cooties for breakfast :P

And how do you know when she will be here? ;)

You are so irresitable, I just know she can't stay away!  :P

That's a sweet thing to say! Thank you! :)
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Post by: Lollotte on May 07, 2006, 07:51:34 PM
*hugs* You're welcome! I like making people feel all warm and fuzzy inside!  ;D

I think it is true, though.   :)
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Post by: Warlock on May 07, 2006, 07:52:36 PM
*hugs* You're welcome! I like making people feel all warm and fuzzy inside!  ;D

I think it is true, though.   :)

:D
Title: Re: Cooties! :o
Post by: Oldbushie on May 07, 2006, 08:12:34 PM
*has a pet cootie* :D
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Post by: Jafar on May 07, 2006, 08:13:57 PM
Ah, the bug for ages 3-6 or something like that. Fairly harmless. :P
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Post by: Lollotte on May 07, 2006, 08:33:54 PM
*hugs* You're welcome! I like making people feel all warm and fuzzy inside!  ;D

I think it is true, though.   :)

:D

 ;)
Title: Re: Cooties! :o
Post by: Jafar on May 08, 2006, 07:03:42 PM
I've noticed that some sources (Wikipedia) are trying to imply that boys can spread cooties to girls. For the record, cooties ONLY come from girls. :P
Girls are immune to cooties anyways, so...yeah. :P
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Post by: TakariFreak on May 08, 2006, 07:32:47 PM
OMFG COOTIES!











Best...Game....EVAR!
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Post by: Zelly on May 08, 2006, 07:35:26 PM
OMFG COOTIES!

Best...Game....EVAR!

I remember that game! That and bedbugs used to be my favorites.
Title: Re: Cooties! :o
Post by: Lollotte on May 08, 2006, 08:30:35 PM
I don't ever recall a game called "Cooties."
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Post by: Rosella on May 09, 2006, 05:40:01 AM
I've noticed that some sources (Wikipedia) are trying to imply that boys can spread cooties to girls. For the record, cooties ONLY come from girls. :P
Girls are immune to cooties anyways, so...yeah. :P

Nah, boys have cooties, it's just a different type of cooties. That's why boys are icky. :P

And I remember that game! XD
Title: Re: Cooties! :o
Post by: Jafar on May 09, 2006, 06:51:48 AM
You're kidding, right? Girls are the slimy ones. ;P

(G.R.O.S.S. XD )
Title: Re: Cooties! :o
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 09, 2006, 01:17:07 PM
I agree with Lollotte...I couldn't stay away :P ;)