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Title: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 07, 2006, 10:45:59 PM
Ha!!!  That's right!  If Rosella could pull it off, so can I!  Since everyone has a thread, don't you think that your future ruler should have one, too??  Please, discuss.
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 08, 2006, 04:12:05 AM
Of course he should. ;P  After all, his grace is the future ruler of the world. What may we refer to you as?
*hails TC*
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 09, 2006, 09:35:37 AM
Um.............*thinks*......t_c's good
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 09, 2006, 09:41:34 AM
Okay. :D So, how are you? :) How may I be of aid? May I help you take over the world? Which country are we doing first? *screams as guards take her away* I'm your greatest fan! ::)
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 09, 2006, 10:59:16 AM
QuoteOkay.  So, how are you?

I'm doing well...

QuoteHow may I be of aid?

By helping me take over the world.

QuoteMay I help you take over the world?

Indeed.

QuoteWhich country are we doing first?

We must get China & Russia, 2 of the biggest nuclear powers, first.


Quote*screams as guards take her away* I'm your greatest fan!

:o  *Guards release her*  Okaaaaaaaayyyyy...................
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 10, 2006, 06:31:03 PM
*gets nukes*  ;-D
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 10, 2006, 08:21:45 PM
Cool!  *Signs treaty with Russia and China*  This also means that we now control the 2 biggest sources of bootlegs on Earth!!  Profit, profit, profit!!!!1
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 10, 2006, 08:30:47 PM
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 10, 2006, 08:21:45 PM
Cool!  *Signs treaty with Russia and China*  This also means that we now control the 2 biggest sources of bootlegs on Earth!!  Profit, profit, profit!!!!1
:D !!!
Gosh, we are doing well. :o

Might I be so bold as to ask his grace to get Korea in on it as well? They couldst also prove to be useful.
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 10, 2006, 08:34:03 PM
Sure!  *Flys to N. Korea on a nuke.  Parks in front of Kim Jong-Il's palace.  Knocks on door.  Conquers.  Proceeds to S. Korea on same nuke and conquers.*
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 10, 2006, 08:36:41 PM
Okay, next place. Somewhere in Europe, mabye? I know it's a boring place with no weapons of mass destruction, but I'm tired of living in a democracy. :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 10, 2006, 08:39:27 PM
Ummmm.........*thinks for 5 minutes*.......Germany!!

*Conquers Germany with the army we have gained from Russia, China and Korea.*
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 10, 2006, 08:40:58 PM
okay. :D But Germany isn't a wealthy country...psst...Switzerland is a wealthy country, it's the wealthiest country in the world....conquer Switzerland... ;P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 10, 2006, 08:44:27 PM
*Conquers Sweden.*
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 10, 2006, 08:46:52 PM
:'(

Now you're just trying to bother me, aren't you? :P Ah well, can you do Greece next please? :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 10, 2006, 08:49:40 PM
Oh, crap!! Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111  I had a brain fart while posting and typed the wrong thing.

*Allows Deloria with 50% of our army to conquer Switzerland to make up for my own stupidity.*

*Conquers Greece.*
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 10, 2006, 08:55:48 PM
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 10, 2006, 08:49:40 PM
*Allows Deloria with 50% of our army to conquer Switzerland to make up for my own stupidity.*

*Conquers Greece.*
Thankies. :D

You're the best ruler the world's ever had!! :D :D
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 10, 2006, 08:59:21 PM
*Ressurects JFK & RFK and throws a party for no reason*

(However, they aren't zombies...they're in perfect health and everything.)
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 10, 2006, 09:01:23 PM
Okay. :D While you're at it, can you please ressurect Grace of Monaco? I think her children *might* have turned out more mature if their mother had been alive. :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 10, 2006, 09:05:52 PM
*Looks up on wikipedia (Hey, it might not be reliable, but it gives me the general idea of what stuff is.)*
(1 minute later)
Ah, I see, an actress.  *Resurrects*
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 10, 2006, 09:07:06 PM
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 10, 2006, 09:05:52 PM
*Looks up on wikipedia (Hey, it might not be reliable, but it gives me the general idea of what stuff is.)*
(1 minute later)
Ah, I see, an actress.  *Resurrects*
XD

Not only, but nevermind. :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 10, 2006, 09:10:38 PM
Sorry!  *Dances*  *Gives everyone free happy needles*
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 10, 2006, 09:11:48 PM
Sorry for what? You couldn't have known. I just know because I'm a royalist, anyway that girl was smart enough to marry an aristocrat, even if his ancestors were pirates. ;P *injects herself with happiness and flies around* :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 10, 2006, 09:17:49 PM
W00t!!  Page 2!

A royalist?  Meaning someone who knows (esentially) everything about any royalty ever?
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 11, 2006, 06:47:40 AM
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 10, 2006, 09:17:49 PM
W00t!!  Page 2!

A royalist?  Meaning someone who knows (esentially) everything about any royalty ever?
I don't know everything, I wish I did, but I don't. :P No, I meant politically, but those kinds of discussions are banned here.
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 11, 2006, 10:04:23 AM
Oh, I see.  Have you noticed that we are the only two people to be posting in this thread?  That's not good.
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 11, 2006, 01:38:39 PM
Nope, that's not good in the least...:-\ Everyone should come and worship the future ruler of the world, or else feel my wrath!! >:(

;P

BTW, as soon as you have it, feel free to add me to MSN, my address is in my profile.
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 11, 2006, 01:58:28 PM
Okay, I'll do that!  I just hope my sister doesn't uninstall it later. (She uses AIM and essentially hates all other IM services.)

Edit: Wow...this is weird.  I haven't used my hotmail account in...forever!  Also, I'll add my MSN name to my profile.
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 11, 2006, 02:22:40 PM
Got it. :D Feel free to chat anytime. :yes:

AND SOMEONE ELSE HAD BETTER POST IN HERE SOON!!  >:( :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Jafar on July 11, 2006, 03:05:39 PM
Fine, fine, don't be so pushy. :P
Telecat, you know you can't conquer ze vorld without an army of evil robots! It's the first rule of World Domination! :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 11, 2006, 03:10:46 PM
Of course you can. :P Vildern and I were planning world domination not too long ago, ourselves. :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 11, 2006, 07:05:04 PM
Jafar, would you like to ally with Deloria and Me?  That would be most excellent.  Then we would have humans AND robots!!  :suffer:
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 11, 2006, 07:15:42 PM
And lionmen....::) :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 11, 2006, 07:16:56 PM
And an army of the dog soldiers from KQ VI!!
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 11, 2006, 07:26:51 PM
But would you and your minions and all the cat smilies I have on MSN, get along with the guard dogs?
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 11, 2006, 07:28:44 PM
But of course!  In this thread, the stereotype of dogs chasing cats has been thrown out!
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 11, 2006, 07:30:06 PM
Such a pity it hasn't in real life...*misses her exiled cats*
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 11, 2006, 07:31:29 PM
Why are they exiled?
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 11, 2006, 07:36:25 PM
My mother decided she would feel safer with a dog. :'(  It's just ever so slightly frusterating!!  >:(
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 12, 2006, 10:00:05 AM
That's so sad!  *Sneaks Deloria a kitten under the table.*
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 12, 2006, 10:21:37 AM
Aww...thankies. :D We just got some more as well. :P

One's decided to come back and get used to the dog, but Furry's still gone and won't come back into the house unless the dog's locked up in a different room.
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Jafar on July 12, 2006, 11:11:13 AM
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 11, 2006, 07:05:04 PM
Jafar, would you like to ally with Deloria and Me?  That would be most excellent.  Then we would have humans AND robots!!  :suffer:
Sorry, I'm already allied with someone else. :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 12, 2006, 11:26:47 AM
OMG! :o He's allied with the evil insurance salesmen!! :o :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Jafar on July 12, 2006, 11:35:22 AM
No way! What kind of a freak do you think I am!? XD
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 12, 2006, 12:03:53 PM
We need all the insurance salesmen we can get.  Come on, Jafar!!  Pleeeeeeease?!?!
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: icarus on July 12, 2006, 02:43:49 PM
I will also help you take over the world.

(*secretly makes plans for when we teken over control of this world to take all the powers to me  :evil: )
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Jafar on July 12, 2006, 03:37:41 PM
Sorry, but I'm already working with Mango to conquer ze vorld. Or defeat the other army. Or to convince everyone that she's Roberta. What WERE we doing...?
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 12, 2006, 04:18:46 PM
Icarus and Jafar, thank you for posting in here, you are henceforth spared my wrath. :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 12, 2006, 05:14:21 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 12, 2006, 02:47:32 PM
Removes all his plans to conquer the world on that day.
I'll try to be there. ;D
That's not fair! I was going to help you conquer the world then, but since you left, there's no point in me helping you at all! :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on July 12, 2006, 08:46:20 PM
Yay!!  More people are helping us!!
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 06:30:31 AM
Count me in XD
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 27, 2006, 06:31:55 AM
Thanks for joining and welcome. :D Alright, the plan is being worked on by way of IMs, I'll let you know what it is later. :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 07:15:57 AM
Why not now? :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 27, 2006, 07:17:31 AM
Because there are people here who are against such action. ;)
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 07:19:27 AM
Who? <.<
>.>
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on July 27, 2006, 07:21:56 AM
I think Mango's against our conquering it because she wants to do it herself.
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 07:26:43 AM
XD got a point there
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on September 01, 2006, 08:54:41 PM
*Removes nailed boards from windows of thread and cleans it up inside.*  It's baaaaaaaack!!  And you thought it was all over!!  (Of course, as many of you know, I'm now a paranormal investigator, not a world-conquering...guy.)  *Adjusts reading glasses*  Welcome all!!!
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Pacman928 on September 02, 2006, 12:43:57 PM
can i help take over the world? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on September 02, 2006, 08:44:10 PM
Well, you see, the thing is, I don't do that anymore...but you can have my newly created army of Robo-Monkeys...for a price...of 5 pesos...
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Pacman928 on September 03, 2006, 08:04:12 AM
thats like 5 cents. :P  but ok  :D
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on September 03, 2006, 10:06:49 AM
I'm not, uh, good with money.  *Turns pesos into a glob of metal.  Yeeeaah.
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Pacman928 on September 03, 2006, 10:22:41 PM
woah!! :o that glob of metal that was worth 5 cents 3 seconds ago is worth $400!!  can i have it?
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on September 04, 2006, 08:20:44 AM
*Gives to Pacman.*

In return, I demand a pumpkin pie!!!!  w00t!!!1
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Pacman928 on September 04, 2006, 07:35:40 PM
*makes tc a pumkin pie*  its a secret family recipe.  ;D
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on September 05, 2006, 01:52:01 PM
*Eats and becomes [CENSORED]in' hyper.*

*Dances the hamster dance.*  Yeeeeeeaaaaaahh...
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Pacman928 on September 05, 2006, 01:56:23 PM
thank god for censors. :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on October 21, 2006, 11:34:18 AM
As you're back, I decided to revive this. :) So, how are you? :)
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on October 21, 2006, 05:20:07 PM
Indeed I am.  Um...I've been ok, I guess.  How has it been here?
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on October 22, 2006, 02:34:12 PM
Spammy. ::) And interesting, but your absence was definitely noticed. It's really great to have you back.
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on October 30, 2006, 10:49:32 AM
*Kicks down door while boogeying*  I hereby reinfroce this thread with bread!!!!!  *Puts bread under thread and on his head.*
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Pacman928 on October 30, 2006, 06:15:36 PM
*points*hey!! its a fox...wearing socks...on a box...eating lox!!
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on October 31, 2006, 06:59:40 PM
I hereby proclaim: ALL PEOPLE READIN THIS HAVE JUST GAINED +999 EXP!!!!!  Enjoy!  ;D
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Delling on October 31, 2006, 07:16:49 PM
OMG, EVENT EXP!!!!!!!!!!!!

*does happy victory dance*
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Jafar on October 31, 2006, 07:43:56 PM
But how much AP did we get? :P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Delling on October 31, 2006, 07:45:15 PM
an excellent question *eyes Meteor spell longingly*
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Yonkey on October 31, 2006, 07:45:43 PM
Can I trade my "EXP" for "XD"? ???

;P
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Deloria on November 02, 2006, 11:16:29 AM
Quote from: telepathic_cat on October 31, 2006, 06:59:40 PM
I hereby proclaim: ALL PEOPLE READIN THIS HAVE JUST GAINED +999 EXP!!!!!  Enjoy!  ;D
Er...Woot. :P 
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: Pacman928 on November 02, 2006, 06:57:04 PM
coversion rate:

1 exp=.2 AP=.01 LP=.0005 Myst Points
Title: Re: t_c's Forced Thread
Post by: telepathic_cat on November 03, 2006, 05:52:47 PM
*Bestows upon the people...hats.*