The Knight:
That's right. It's everyone's favorite game. I'm sure everyone knows how to play. But I'll give an explanation anyway.
I start a story like,
One day The Knight woke up and discovered...
The next person would then continue it with something like,
that he was in the Castle Daventry and....
And it keeps going like that. Any Questions? No? Good.
Okay here we go.
One day Cesar woke up and...
Bunny Commander:
...he discovered that he was on a planet inhabited solely by crazy killer monkeys!! How had this happened?, he wondered while.....
oldbushie:
...a giant teddy bear came up to him and said "HUG ME!" Cesar, because of his fear of the killer monkeys, tells the bear...
The Knight:
"The Killer monkeys are so scary. I need a teddy bear to sleep with me so I don't feel scared." So the teddy bear...
MangoMercury:
Put on a huge sombrero and started speaking in some weird and strange language that only a mango can understand if it puts it's left side where it's ear is meant to be to the ground and bounces repeatedly without actually leaving the ground
The Knight:
then Cesar starts to cry and says, "I wish I knew what happened to my cute little teddy bear. I always get scared when I don't have him with me." Then all of a sudden...
oldbushie:
...Connor came out of the blue and started attacking the teddy bear, perceiving it to be the greatest threat at the moment.
"You FOOL! Don't kill my friend! Attack the killer monkeys instead!" Cesar cried. Then, in his fury, Cesar...
The Knight:
threw his stuffed cat at Connor, choking Connor to death. Cesar, seeing Connor dead....
MangoMercury:
walked up to him and started jumping up and down on Connor's stomach
The Knight:
Seeing Connor dead, everyone celebrates, and the day become a unverisal holiday, but...
Hugged Say! :D They then convinced her to find a babysitter, or perhaps girlfriend (whichever's more possible) for Cesar so that everyone could then vacation in Daventry. Then...
...a killer monkey grabbed Cesar's teddy and quickly jumped out of Cesar's grasp! Cesar, ready to burst into tears, ...
...a faction of the Bunny Army came to the rescue and dried Cesar's tears with their adorable cuteness. Cesar fell in love with a bunny, picked it up and said, "I'm going to name you..."
...that the bunny was becoming vorpal due to close proximity with Cesar. They ran away and fetched the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, after which they...
... Mango came along and randomly revived the thread for no reason, so...
Cesar ended up colliding dead on with mango sending them both sprawling towards...
...The native tribes of Northern Wales. The only reason that could explain how they got here was...
...by whale, of course! The whales that go northbound, that is. However, on their way there, the UberMango...
Hahaha I forgot completely about this thread! :o
decided to go for a walk to the local store in Wales and pick up a....
spoon, a cow and an empty bottle which he used for...
his "ship in a bottle" collection. He used the spoon to wedge the cow inside the gigantic, glass bottle. Then he took it and....
...delivered it to to his friend with the "cow in bottle" collection. After putting it with his other cows, the friend said...
"thanks so much for the moo cow, but what I really need is the legendary golden bull. Go find one for me." So he walked out the door to...
the nearest trainstation where he bought a bike, which he traded for a....
a peanut that says lolita!! omg priceless... lol, then...
Rosella comes along and trades a kiss for the peanut, which Cesar...
miraculously for Rosella, drops dead before she gives it to him. Rosella then...
took over the quest for the golden bull, she followed her nose and that took her to....
(only two pages and i'm already confused ; ) ...never knew ubermango and Cesar were the same)
"I wish I could have seen the birthmark again." ;P
....suddenly she saw a vision of...
..an apple holding a candlestick that turned to her and said, "Stop this you dog!" At which point, Rosella became very confused, and she decided to...
KILL KING GRAHAM!!! with a
spatula of many different colours that
was made of plastic
...so it took several hours to finish the deed...
leaving her glowing (as girls dont sweat) and hungry for the blood of another man....
LOL?! "stop this you dog"? wtf since when rosella talks this way? ;P lol
anyhow, I continue...
... then all of a sudden a bright light apperars! ...
...An angel appears before her and says...
...Disk inserted incorrectly or dirt on the disk. Please replace and try again. Please replace and try again...
...OEM Error the system has become unstable. Press Enter to return or ctrl+alt and delete to restart...
:suffer:
LOL!!
... blue screen of death appears! :P ...
and her murdered father appears to her...
...black screen appears... :suffer:
...the father says through the sudden mist: bring some Nachitos next time you come, mmkay? Otherwise I'll...
be forced to kill you with a colorful plastic spatula and...
GAME OVER...
...You scored 250/100 :suffer:
... are you sure you want to quit?, cuz I was fooling ya, you still need to collect 7849373975 points :P
In shock, Rosella screams...
EDITZ: Mell slipped that one in on me. Ignore mine.
lol btw, to whoever who has no idea... I'm Mell lol :P
Suddenly, Graham's ghost...
... says " LOLOLOLOL ROSELLA YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED"...
lol :P
Quote from: Say on April 08, 2004, 07:20:06 PM
lol btw, to whoever who has no idea... I'm Mell lol :P
Why are you Mell ???
..."by Ashton Kutcher, your boyfriend was in on it also"...
Cause thats her name
..."wait nevermind, Edgar's not smart enough"...
ok i get it ;D, but her name is Saydmell ;P
Colin likes to call me that
then call her D
Colin is a bit weird, thats why he is in the asylum ;B
is not
New sentence:
King Graham and Queen Valanice were taking food to he fisherman and his wife when, all of a sudden...
...King Graham was shot with a gun... :o
:o :o new sentence!!?? can that be done??
....and he got water all over his face, turning red he said in anger...
..."Avenge my death Valanice"... ;P
then Valanice reached for her plastic hammer, grabbed it, waving it, and....
...jumped into the water to beat the murderous fish (or lobster) which...
died immediatly, not because of her hammer, but because she had a very bad...
...pork chop, which was undercooked, meaning that the corpse now...
was rotting and smelling bad...
so she took the giant corpse, put it in her backpack, got on her bike and traveled to...
...Saskatchewan, where she could use the remains as bait in the Great Saskatchewan Seal Hunt, a long time tradition that...
was never fully understood, but it can be compared with the german...
festival dance, that was...
...based off the dances devised for "Scotchtoberfest", for which one needed to wear a kilt and...
a kilt alone... at the end of the third dance, all dancers needed to...
old ppl, cuz if they dance too long with the same partner and the same shoes they get...
...older, faster, which isn't very good because...
the weather in germany would be the same as in the netherlands (cold and nasty) and old ppl who are getting old fast wouldnt be able to...
replace metal tools with plastic equivalents for electricity safety, so
when lightning strikes it wouldn't affect the dancing so the festival could continue and...
this is a really weird sentence!
no one would get hurt; it started to rain and...
...the "dancing" turned into slipping and sliding, which now meant that...
the dance festival became a giant mud fight with on one side the....
Scantily clad Rosella bathed in glorius mud and on the other...
... a scantily clad ubermango covered in glorious mud waiting for the right moment to...
... strip! :D and ...
Do the Hussle with...
Nobody, because Mango came in to spoil the show and grounded the Ubermango, confining him to his room for a week, so
he dreamed of the good old days dancing the Hussle in the mud with...
lots of clothes on and
a big afro with
white teeth, a blue nose, giant feet who was doing the...
Merry and Pippin dance from RoTK; however, he didn't realize...
...that Arthur Dent was falling from the sky onto...
...Sauron, squashing him flat so that...
... he became a giant middle finger rather than an eye, which offended...
our great moderators on this forum, so they.....
...ate tea and biscuits, but they forgot the biscuits, and the only place they could possibly get them is...
The Mountain of DOOM (tm), in the shadow of the Great Middle Finger (tm), and the...
... cesar comes in and farts :P...
which kills the Great Middle finger...
....after that the thumb took control of the hand and he...
jumped so high he touched the moon and...
Fell right back on to Earth on the most revered(sp?) day of..
THE KQIX ASYLUM BIG KICK ASS PARTY :P ... lol
which was cancelled due to the fact that...
EEP! Darn you Brrr, you got there first!
...no one wanted to have it once the Middle Finger was gone because....
Where's the fun in partying without some weird, giant, fiery finger in the sky above...
...when Thumb and Pointy are down below...
and Mango is being dragged into the asylum for the thousandth time because...
she haven't posted that much lately, and that is insane around these forums because...
.. that cant be possible!! or else I would be so so sad :(...
:P
...that she won't talk to anyone anymore ; ( ...that is something we won't allow so...
...we drag people who don't post into the asylum and...
...throw them into Cesar's fart cell...
....so if they don't use a nose tighter they will surely...
die from the stench that...
..burns through the brains of...
any human that...
happens to breath it...
will live unhappilly...
for just a few moments before...
dying and crossing over to...
Fartland!, where everyday there is a whole new world of farts to...
discover and...
exploit with...
new farts and...
...new odors and...
new lands...
.. all full of farty goodness with...
many dairy products that...
sing when you squeeze them, and...
smell like rotten eggs that...
...burst into flames as...
they are submerged in...
liquid farts! that...
cause contagious effects that...
... make you fart all...
day and all night until...
pigs fly, hell freezes over, Bill Clinton apologizes for his scandelous behavior....
with the sister of the father of his uncle's mother, they...
ran to a building and...
opend the door, and they saw...
(lol, this sentence has the worst grammer i've ever seen ; )
a brilliant bright light that...
was making their eyes tear so that they...
good one fatali!
couldn't see where they were going, so they....
bumped into a big, heavy, hard...
bag full of candy that...
was very sticky, because....
the light was melting the candy, which...
not only turned the candy into a sticky mess but wwas also responsible for....
the creation of fart world and...
the destruction of the greatest mango in the world, which was...
Ubermango, but luckily...
ubermango was resurrected and....
became SUPAH Ubermango, which...
was actually very small, don't let the name fool you, so after tiny supah ubermango was created she...
that the fate of the KQ9 asylum was in her hands, so she
assigned Copycat the job of running the asylum with a...
horde of weird black cat's to assist him, unfortunatly they...
could not stop all of the patients from escaping so...
the cats were fired and CC became unemployed too ; ( ...which was such a sad sight that all patients...
decided to encourage him to start again with a new asylum, which...
was burned down to the ground, all remaining patients survived and...
ran away so that Copycat would never get them, which...
was nothing but an illusion that was created by the great and powerfull...
Architect of the Matrix, who...
accidentily fel asleep while he was talking to the moderators of this forum, they took the liberty to...
put him in a fake Matrix bed, which...
was really soft, and big, and nice, and looked a lot like...
an Octopus with 20 legs instead of 8, but...
had an elephant head and hands like a.....
Gorilla that doesnt have hands, so...
he couldn't go to the store to....
(whaa... why doesn't he have hands??)
buy food, and so...
(cos i said he doesnt, lol)
after 13 days he died and his wife was...
(can't you undo it? it is a sad story now :'()
very sad so she took her own life, which...
(it makes a good story though, lol)
was very tragic, cuz all the small creatures were left all alone and they...
(whaa.... no it is not, it is weird!! ; )
also died cos no one was there to look after them...
(this story gets better and better, lol :suffer:)
at the funeral all their mango friends came, and they weren't happy about the twist Racx gave to this sentence so they...
(whaa... no it is not :'()
tried to kill him but found out that he like saving Mangoes so they let him join them...
(ok its not good but you gotta laugh, lol)
together they went on a journey to...
(well, yeah... a bit ; )
save other animals that were dying...
(oh well its happy now ; )
from the weirdest disease ever, all animals were having...
(wee!! it is!! *happeh dance*)
dillusions that caused them to bash there heads against walls...
(yay cool!)
all walls have big holes in them (cuz of the bashing) so the goverment decided to...
(*sigh* what have i done??)
hire Mangoes minions to save the poor little creatures...
(Better now ; )
unfortunately they failed and all the sad, sweet, ill animals we bound to die, but then..
(much better ; )
Ubermango saved all of the animals by using her SUPAH Powers...
(YAY!)
(You expect me to leave it at a cliffhanger like that???)
....to transform all the ill animals into various fruits and vegetables and the occasional flavor of ice cream, except for...
...the mangos, since they're already fruit...
(wow, this story is hilarious!...some people have too much time on their hands!)
Cat
were turned into ill animals so...
...it all started over again while...
...the ubermango was thriving on his power...
all the ill animals began to die so...
super cow came to the rescue, she...
made all the animals happy and normal again, which...
upset ubermango who...
and so Uber mango ran away from the country and...
went to vzl where she met the pwetty and beautiful and nice and cute....
(yeah... sorry)
who was a zombie-mango that was....
pwetty and beautiful and nice and cute...
but was actually very...
strong also...
and he misused his powers to.....
(uh oh... what have i done....)
stop ppl from attacking mangoes...
(fixed)
and created the preserve-the-mango-way-of-life thread wich was....
actually created by a person named Rob...
who loves to eat mangos....
but actually doesnt...
and is trying to...
save as many mangoes as possible...
wich is hard to do because...
they were running all over the place, because...
someone destroyed the tree they were hangin in and...
they almost died...
but luckily roberta....
and tried to save her mangos but...
(koko did this one but got me to post it cos her end isnt working properly ;)
but it was too late :'( because...
they caught a killer disease... :'(
and started to kill all...
the mangoes, so...
(I dislike MSN >:()
they started to eat each other, but then...
(weird ; )
Jason came along and helped preserve the mango way of life, so...
alll the cute mango's were saved, meanwhile...
there are no ugly mangoes, so...
all mango's were saved, oranges however...
...were no longer safe from...
farts because...
..this is actually all still happening in Fart World where...
anything is possible...
like pink elephants and purple lizzards who are doing the....
macerena, which...
was quite odd, because....
(whaaa?? the macarena :o)
the macarena was very old...
(yeah the macarena ;-D, lol)
as old as the old grey and deteriorated...
skeleton of...
Murrey, the evil skeleton(skull) who is...
known for his appearances in MI3 and MI4...
and was planning his 5th MI (mission impossible) that was...
called Monkey Island 5...
and was about monkeys that...
(argg... i wanted to switch the sentence...; )
killed humans and...
(never put important things in brackets ;P)
used them to decorate their monkey houses that looked like...
(ok, got it... btw killer monkeys!! :o)
Manannan's house from KQ3, and then the Killer Monkeys....
(The monkeys are back!!! whoo hoo!)
Cat
decided they shouldn't kill anyone anymore so they joined the....
(no more killing!! ...innocent, yea rrright!! ; )
(I never said they killed...just that the killer monkeys were back)
National Association of Peace-Making Killer Monkeys, where they....
Cat
created together with the assosiation of the white horses a giant snowman that...
(yeahh, but you were getting excited so i presumed.... nvm ; )
would kill humans...
(mwhahahaha :suffer:)
only if he is in danger, cuz he was a really nice snowman that was hoping for...
(behave!!)
world domination...
(im insane i cant, not until i get admitted atleast ;B)
of snowworld, that is located at...
the North Pole...
which is actually the magnetic south, the south pole however...
is much closer to racx...
,but we didn't want to know that because...
:suffer: :suffer:
he is insane unlike Jason...
:'( :'(
...who refuses to admit that he and racx are the same person...
Cat
but they arent cos they are split personalitys of the same person so...
...that would technically make them both one person who is...
actually three ppl know as racx, Jason and Satan...
...but if one person has three personalities, it still makes them one person, so the Killer Monkeys...
Cat
tried to kill Mangoes but...
....the mangos were strong and were able to beat them...
Cat
...and merged the Killer Monkeys into....
a giant snowman...
...that survives by...
eating snow...
and dancing the....
macarena, which...
is the second time this dance is danced in this sentence, which is absurb because....
it shouldnt happen twice...
but because Jason likes circles we.....
keep going round and...
just like mary(jane)-go-round in the.....
asylum... :suffer:
which was never discoverd until...
copycat admitted him...
and put him in....
the asylum, which...
was already said, but Jason turns in circles again like, the earth circles too and that is good because....
we will never end this sentence which means...
that we continue talking about the yellow bird that lives in gemany and was.....
born from a tree, which...
was a banana tree that grew only in the far, high place called....
cloud plains, which...
...made Questing's head explode from confusion and...
created a terrible mess all over....
...the place where...
...all loose ends come together and...
a big fat grizzly bear is trying to......
eat you, so...
you run away and go to the nearest....
asylum, which...
was located in the netherlands and...
(yay!! we own this thread Jason!! ; )
was a very exciting place...
(Maybe we should open Rob and Jas Crazy life thread ;) !!!)
because all beds where actually...
(lol, good idea... hahaha, but my life isn't that crazy ; )
big and bouncy...
(so the thread could be called something else ;D, think of something ;))
and when you try to lie on them you would...
(ehhh.... *thinking*)
fall right to sleep because...
(*also thinks*)
on top of the bed there are...
(*thinks harder*)
pictures of sheep...
(*has an idea*)
that look like the orange dessert elephant that lives in....
(not the desert Jason!!.... btw, tell me your idea!!)
Africa...
(The Robster and Jas thread ;B or The Crazy thread with Rob and Jas)
which is a beatifull and i'm dying to visit because...
(hmm... could be, but we need more ideas, to choose from the best i mean)
it is beautiful...
(ok think of seven names then ill put them on a poll ;B, then others will choose for us :suffer:)
but we already said that so we talk about the behaviour of the elephant now wich is...
(hmmm.... good idea!! ; )
very interesting because...
(*goes to make What the Unlimited ???*)
he always tries to search the trees for...
(*cracks his skull*)
eating and stomping on...
(*cracks skull too*)
the ground trying to...
(whaaa... searching for food?? that isn't odd behaviour!! ; )
make something move...
(but remember this is a picture so its odd for movement)
that something looks like a new red/blue/yellow/gray....
car...
and in the car was sitting the famous...
Saydmell Salazar...
she looked so cute and pwetty and beautiful that the.....
(nice twist Jason, love it!! ; )
world had seen nothing so beautiful...
(thanks, i aim to please ;B)
that all ppl hold their breath and...
gaze at her beauty...
and were forgetting what they were doing so...
they continued to stare...
until, miss salazar got out of the car and...
walked away...
and stepped at a...
puddle of water...
and the water turned into the most...
beautiful reflection of Say...
and all the sudden Say realised she was the most gorgeous person on earth, she....
decided not to call her self fugly anymore and...
went all the way to.....
see her bestest friend Rob and annoying brother Jason...
in asia where the....
both of them were living at them time due to business...
because they were both cooks in a fancy resturant located in the village hompa where...
everyone was welcome to visit...
and got to eat the best apple pie in town, but...
Say did not arrive in time for the celebrations so...
(we have to show Say all of this, lol)
we made her a special chocolate cake and some brownies that she...
(lol, yeahh.... actually we need to put the sentence together (combine all pieces;))
loved and ate...
(but Say will love us for this ;B)
and still looked drop dead goregeous, after that, when the resturant closed they....
(hope so ; )
went back to Robs place and watched television...
(she will ; )
HAHAHAH! omg :P... hahah wtf :D
I should have an ego by now hahahaha, are you guys insane?! :P how it soooo shows it is fan fiction :P lol ;P
a whole like 2 pages of me! lol :P <3 I feel lubt!! ;-D
and watched all james bond movies non stop at the couch wich meant they...
(hahahahaha.... lol!!)
they fell asleep cos they were watching them for...
(Yay you are here Say !!!)
*waves*
Im reading my fan-fiction :P
I feel important, lubt and famous! :D hahaha
20 hours and not nearly finished, so they....
(lol, nice to have you here sweetz... but you can't wave if you are asleep ; )
decided to go to there own beds...
(We lubs you Say ;D, hope you can come onto MSN later)
but suddenly at night there was a big noice comming from the....
(hmmmm.... just thought i make it a bit more spooky ; )
basement...
where they keep all of their...
dogs, one of them however...
(yikes... someone else :o ...welcome mary!! ; )
CHOCOLATE COOKIES! :D I want chocolate cookies :P
darnit rob you beated me up to it :P
(lol, we already made you a chocolate cake and brownies Say ; ) ...but i guess next time i'll make some chocolate cookies for you ; )
was cute and small...
(ill make cookies)
but was barking like a....
(yay, great idea jason!!)
big and scary dog...
so the whole neigbourhoud was getting very affraid of the sweet cute dog and was trying to...
run away from it...
so the whole town got deserted and....
Say, Rob and Jason decided too...
Eat mangoes with...
one hand and claim the town as there own and invite all...
Mango and they all died! The end of that one
The KQ9 Groupies and...
all the ppl from the muppet show, because...
(i just continue the last option Jason)
they were going to have a big TV Show live...
and the whole world was watching, so...
they made idiots of themselves and...
destroyed the nice quiet restaurant (and the whole town) so that...
was very terrifying...
it was even more terrifying then the...
most terrifying...
Australia...
also known as down-under, and that is a weird name because....
Hell is actually down-under...
but that is beside the point, what matters is...
(it is?? so if i dig a hole i get in hell?? ...hmmm *never going to use a shoval again* ; )
that Say, Rob and Jas are still with each other...
(yeah you can dig but first you must go into another dimension for it to be visible ;B)
and were moving to...
(hmm... too much twouble i guess ; )
Germany to find the...
craddle of life which was hidden by....
someone from the Tomb Raider Movie...
which was actually a really lousy movie xcept for...
the fact that...
the third person you see in the movie is...
an actor called...
patatzak patatoes, also known as...
Leanne Coote...
which she actually doens't want to be called, but....
(jason, could you make it a bit more easy to reply?? :'()
still lives with the name because...
(was that easier ???)
she complains and whines about not being able to...
(np !!!)
for instance Leanne van Coote, which...
(and you started the sentence Cat ;B :suffer:)
...makes since, b/c she believes the "van" makes her sound so much more exotic...
Cat
(I may have started it, but I didn't know it was going to turn into a monster :S)
which is not true, but...
(this sentence is not a monster >:(, take it back Cat :'()
what is true is that the color blue looks green to some ppl, and that is weird because....
(hmmm.... weird soneone else in this thread... i thought we scared everyone jason? ; )
they shouldnt be colour blind but there are many people that...
(we will scare her ;B)
...mistake her for Roberta Williams, which of course can't be true because...
(XD)
her name is really Leanne Coote, which...
( !!! im confused !!!)
is a pwetty name, for a girl and...
(whaaa... we can't scare Neil :'( ...he isn't affraid of anything on this forum)
...a mango lover, that just happens to command an army of mango minions, led by Ubermango who happens to...
(What was I supposed to be afraid of? ???)
be the sweetest of all, so all mangohaters joined their forces to...
(nothing, we are nice... really nice, but we are the only two that post here :'( ...we scared the rest i guess)
help save the world from...
(Yeah every1 seems to hate us cos they wont post here :'()
....the evil pink peaches of doom and...
(Edited because I put in the wrong fruit and didn't notice...I don't know what's wrong with me!! :'(
yellow curtains, because....
...everyone frolicks in a....
spa, which...
(this doesnt make any sense :suffer:)
is located in belgium where,
(doesn't matter ; )
people enjoy...
...wearing hats shaped like....
Yachts with...
...flower pots on top of...
it, and shoes that looked like...
pans with...
giant fluffy ears attached to them, ears that look like....
(we need some action again...)
...they are hitting....
little, small, cute and adorable....
<homestarrunner voice>
...puffy puff marhsmellooooows!!...
</homestarrunner voice>
:D for those who have no idea what Im talking about
http://www.homestarrunner.com/fluffypuff2.html (http://www.homestarrunner.com/fluffypuff2.html)
that are actually planning to take over the world with....
(i have no idea what you are talking about, ...and have no sound... but they look... funny ; )
human killing swords and lots of...
...blood, colored the same color as...
the green grass in my garden which...
which is quite green and...
...in my garden...
Cat
so it isn't that good, because my garden is in the Netherlands wich would be like the...
you dont like your garden rob? lol so far all the pics I've seen are far too beautiful :P
...one of the most fear and creepy places ever, which has all kind of weirdos and fukoz lol, known with the name of...
'the Dutch', the worst of all was...
(the garden is ok, but the netherlands isn't ; \ ...i have a pic of the view from my window... lovely, you haven't seen it... btw you liked the sunset? ....t was a bit dark at the pic... the sky was actually deep purple very nice ahhhh.... and the red sun :lovegoggles:)
lol "the dutch"
... it had lolita's!, racx's, jeysie's, copycat's, storm's, yonkey's, koko's, mary jane's, Q's, fatali's and emu's running wild though it, they all co-existed and lived in peace but once they mingled it was insane!!, all these deadly species lived together, and...
lubly! now everyone is in!! :D
started to worry the neighbours because...
...it was missing the deadly say species, which must have escaped because...
XD
(lol, never knew this was all in my garden... hahaha ; )
...Racx kept trying to hit Say with a hammer, which...
...turned into a *Say's Angels* weapon, and out popped kim who bashed racx for trying to hurt Say.
All of a sudden a giant...
hammer came from the sky and squished racx because...
he had been so mean to Say :P. Just then, a turtle named george flew past on a...
cloud which was...
was a rally weird sight, almost as weird as...
bananas in pyjamas who walk down stairs. Bananas are like...
apples because...
...they are both yummy, however bananas do not...
come in the colour red like...
red mini's do and that is a shame because....
a red banana is the only thing that can feed unicorns but you can get a red banana if you go to the land of...
great big oranges with...
great big juice red apples...
which grew on yellow trees with...
fruit flys the size of your head which made...
the trees bend to the right side, because
of the deranged mutant killer monster snow goons coming from...
the dessert planet called....
B'rrrcury, the home planet of all B'rrrthlings who...
ate people which...
weren't nice to...
(B'rrrcury, the home planet of all B'rrrthlings who... ?? LOL!! hahahaha!!)
...the mangoes from the planet...
so mangoes were beginning to...
plot a way to get back at the B'rrrthlings and...
decided on hurtling huge walnuts that....
....were made out of....
(>sniff<....nobody named the mango planet)
a nut and a wall that consist of...
(i noticed ; \)
....rocks from the planet of B'rrrth and....
a juicy substanse named...
...Mangotite, which can only be found on the planet of the mangoes, named...
XD
Mangolia, which is a fitting name because...
(lol! Neil saves the day!!)
It is the one, true home of red bannanas with...
yellow apples that...
grow on purple trees....
Cat
with green leaves that...
don't take "No" for an answer, and...
scream when you...
try to reach for their...
fruits of...
passion (passionfruit) which is understandable, because those fruits...
are very valuable but...
also very delicate so the slightest....
taste causes the taster to ....
Cat
go crazy because...
the perfection of that taste can only be equalled by...
... Mangoes which...
we don't know actually because we never eat mango's because....
...they are rare and elusive creatures of...
the night with...
...large, frightening, and colorful weapons of...
great importance to the brother of the aunt of the....
(yay, don't like weapons ; )
....the Ubermango, whose family was...
so complex that the daughter of the uncle of the the sisters mother is the same as...
the sister of the father's brother of the aunt....which means the exact same, but....
still a bit different because the brother of the father is not the same as...
the sister of the mother who has a brother, which...
was dating the aunt of his daughters uncle and that is kinda weird because...
it makes no sense, but...
what does make sense is...
the fact that a brother has a mother, which...
is conveinent cuz that would mean that i have a mither too, and that isn't all that weird because...
everyone has a mother, and...
every mother has a mother, so you might wonder who the first mother was and why she didn't had a mother, but that isn't the issue here because...
we know that every mother has a mother and every father has a father, which is...
odd for those people whose father's mother was more of a father and whose mother's father was more of a mother, unless...
mothers have mothers and fathers and fathers have fathers and mothers, which...
...makes Q's head explode again, but due to budget cuts...
Q can afford to have his head fixed, and...
have a nice, modernly styled haircut with...
...a nice smelling....
flower behind his ear that....
...turned into the Flower of Stench whenever he said the word "the"...
which was very annoying because...
he was always referring to himself as 'the Q', so....
...it kept smelling like...
rotten eggs with.....
...uselessidguy's bday cake and various other nasty smelling...
things, which can be described as...
...nasty smelling and otherwise bad for...
general health care because....
...a parade of ants was coming...
and were trying to....
..eat all of the...
...moldy birthday cakes and the people who made them, who...
tried to run away, but were unable to do so because.....
...they had become attached to...
their skin, that was turned into...
mushy slime, which was...
quite tasty, but when consumed the....
wrong way it could cause...
severe brain damage due to the fact that....
..its acid levels shot way through the...
skull and began to....
(doesn't make sense... o well...)
...melt the ceiling and go up...
(does it ever? lol)
until it reached the star called...
(nope... never ; \ )
..Zibbifribbilockomusk....
which was really hard to say, so the natives called it...
ablurr, which was...
a suitable name because every night....
people would speak in there sleep and all you would hear was...
bwabehallkebwabe, which is cretorions for.....
..."help, I'm suffocating in my pillow"...
which is what Jason says when...
Koko, Kimmie and Mango tried to kill him with pillows because...
...he gets annoying...
...when he's handing out manpurses...
...and when he's kicking me :'( :'(...
with his leather boots, which he bought in...
... Haven store! for only $99.99 cookiez! :P....
...which he bought with his signed photo of Mote's teef and...
...wears on his ears so he can walk to...
Nigeria, to get to the kq9 get-together to....
..join up with the Ebil KQ9 army and...
helped Say to reach her goal, to.....
organise something for the KQ9 forum which wont happen if everyone continues being mean to Jason, so...
(you guys are so mean :'()
everyone calms down a bit, altho we remind jason to be a good boy, or else...
we will smother him with a pillow...
which is a criminal offence, so...
I wouldn't allow it and...
(not everyone is mean)
...it would have to be done illegally...
(true, but some of us are. :P)
...which won't be a problem, because...
(hey, he kicked me twice! I'm wanting to smother him!)
everything is an illusion and so is the smothering so....
(not me... sowwy)
...Jason really only has to worry about imagining his own death which is entirely...
absurd, due to the fact that....
...it's been next to impossible to follow this sentence and...
i have been away for two days and the topic continues about , so...
it seems that it has a will of is own, just like...
...ostriches which can often be found...
...in the Pacific North West, climbing trees and...
waving to whales that are...
...happily overweight and consider "whaley" to actually be a compliment, because that means...
that their weight would be the.....
same as a whales, so...
(lol :suffer:, makes no sense)
..they keep refusing memberships to Weight Watchers and....
LA Weight Loss won't take them because...
they weigh too much, so...
there would be a technical problem with the....
diet program, so...
after they were rejected they...
they tried to find a hole big enough to curl up and cry in, but...
because they are so large, it is hard to find a suitable hole, so they...
moved into their home called the ocean, which...
was large enough to....
...curl up in, but crying made the water salty so now...
they had to move to another place, because...
...despite being whales, they couldn't tolerate salt water, due to the fact that...
salt is messing up their skin, so if they stay in contact too long with it they have to go to....
..the bathroom, where they...
...do stuff, XB but still were too big to...
fit into a bathroom of any sort, so...
they had to look for some cool pools around, but...
they were also to small, so...
after looking around for a while they went to the nearest shop which....
had a really big...
plunger, used for cleaning out the toughest...
(this is the wackiest run on sentence I have ever read)
pipes, which...
(they are all wacky ;D, isnt it cool !!!)
are usually are clogged with smelly..
hair thingies that....
are very large and...
have teeth just like... ;B
...like a beaver's, and ...
an eyelash as big as a...
semi truck, which...
is not as large as the....
eye that it has, which is...
obvious cuz it is quite common that.....
...it is recommended to wear a sunblock with an SPF of 30+ when the UV factor is high (around noon), although...
;P
my friend didnt and ended up looking like a lobster which...
has nothing to do with what was said b4 Neil, so...
sunblocks are obvious a hot topic because...
they block some really hot stuff :lovegoggles:, which sounds like a good thing at first, but not when you really think about it, because...
it would mean it would block miss Hottie (Saydmell Salazar) too :o :o, and that.....
...would just be a tragedy for Rob, because...
the loss of miss Hottie would...
be a tradgedy for Rob, which...
was already said, but it is true because....
...she bakes excellent cookies that taste like...
I read that on the word thread.
Quote from: racx_00 on May 24, 2004, 04:51:52 AM
this has become a bit like the sentence thread :P, really weird and stupid ;P
and you know what? I agree
Thinking of it, to give this a more interesting stupid turn:
SMALL RULES-DO NOT POST SMALL SENTENCES (its hard to keep track of) Example: "be a tradgedy for Rob, which..."
-POST SOMETHING A BIT LONGER (so at least you would make a meaning input to it) Example: "they block some really hot stuff :lovegoggles:, which sounds like a good thing at first, but not when you really think about it, because... "
-Insanity may stay, obviously. Just try that it will be more than just 5 words, unless it would be strictly needed.
I dont want to see more short sentences, unless explicitly meaningful. One thing is insane, another is stupid and hard to keep track of.
lol, i like how you incorporated my comment ;)
LOL! Me too. ;D Ok, I'll start it rolling again...Quote from: Oldbushie on May 26, 2004, 01:22:14 PM
...she bakes excellent cookies that taste like...
...drops of sunshine, or possibly
moonshine :o, but either way they are enough to make someone...
feel like they are over the moon, or the sun, but that doesn't matter because they would be high anyway, high from the cookies or high from the one that baked them. because....
lol, i actually liked the short sentence, cuz it would take a time to say somthing what didn't made sense.... ok, i see your point ; )
they were evil cookies that...
if some eats them makes that person really confused because.....
they end up wearing a dress which is laced with...
fruit shaped silk, which was made in Japan where they eat squid on pizza which is...
Extremely gross and not very popular unlike the craze that everyones getting into:...
...called the "Jafar"! You move back and forth like a pink marshmellow as described in Mary Jane's signature and...
eat everyone that has a toad avatar, which tastes strange because...
...People with toad avatars have bad taste, after that you copy an ability and use it to...
Until you snap and drench him with the hose... :suffer:
...full of marshmallow goop and peanut butter and jelly! :D ...
Which makes for a really lousy sandwich, since everyone knows that jelly has no place in a PB&M sandwich since if it did it would be called a PB&J&M sandwich, another reason why most people don't like the sandwich is because...
they can't decide what sand to use to make it (thus the name), and that is quite disturbing because...
...the sand-witch is tired of handing out sand to everyone, and is about to cast a spell that...
...magically deletes all of Oldbushie's thread reviving posts, but it turned out that...
It reversed the forum, so whenever you made a post, it would appear on the last page, greatly upsetting the posters who blamed the chaos on Yonkey, who decided to...
...decided to steal the Crazy Bus and sell it to pay for damages, but...
... the tire was flat but since it was only flat on the bottom... ;)
The flat tire was no problem.... ;)
..so everyone went on a posting spree until... ::)
Someone told Raf that you probably have to wait for 2 posts until you post again, like any of the other games. Having taken in this info, Raf decided to...
...ignore Rosella and post anyway, bringing the computer authorities down on his head...
...which lead to another court case, which he is as guilty in as the other... :P
...which ended up with him being sentenced to enternity in the asylum ( XD ) so he...
...crashed the forum and ran away to Neverland.. XD
(sorry guys :P )
...so millions of forum fans from all over the world chased him to Neverland in rage and then...
...everyone got out metal bats and started beating him, until... :P
...the bats got fed up of being "used" all the time and started beating the people holding them, until...
XD
...the police arrived in armored trucks and carried everyone away and...
...because they were all badly injured they were taken to hospital where...
A familiar looking black cat had decided to keep them longer for the sake of their "mental health"... :P
.... but having decided they didn't need that kind of treatment dispatched them all to the correct type of hospital where...
...they were operated on and fixed up but unfortunately alot of them became mutant like and...
...escaped, going on a rampage through the land, where they began to...
...eat cheese until Raf showed up and...
::)
...they started chasing after Raf with their new mutant abilites, but...
Raf, with his endless supply of cheese distracted them until...
...he ran out of cheese and called his sister to bring him a backup supply while...
...he looked for the remote to change the frequency of light waves, but...
...the remote control was broken...
...so therefore Raf used his special teleporting powers to escape the mutants, but found himself...
...drowning in a sea of fondue on the Moon of Kana so he decided...
...to eat himself out of the prediciment, which got him out of the sea and into the...
...hospital with stomach pains from eating so much, after a while...
...he had his stomach pumped, and suffered from...
... extremely high cholesterol and Fondue Burn Out but then...
...everyone started feeling sorry for Raf and became friends with him again, until...
...he turned evil...
...and tried to drown all them in the Fondue Sea but...
...they drank the sea of Fondue and went after Raf yet again, when...
...he turned back to normal and...
...they all halted in their tracks and...
...praised Raf as their new leader because of his insanity and passion, but...
...Raf went AFF without warning, so they had to choose their new passionately insane leader: ...
...Yonkey! But before long Yonkey went...
...to the Green Isles in search of his true love and the people had to...
Help him find the Closet of Destiny... ;P
...but the Closet of "Destiny" had already been found in chamber so...
...he decided to reopen Chamber so he could get to it and then...
Cassima married Alhazred and they all lived happily ever after.
...except they didn't because Deloria forgot she's supposed to Continue the Sentence and not end it, so...
...really that marriage was fake to discourage Yonkey from marrying Cassima but then...
Cassima realized that her ONE true love was...
...the one and only Raf, but Yonkey wasn't about to give up on Cassima so...
...he started and continued sarenating her even after Cassima married Raf, then he got discouraged and...
...isolated Raf in a locked room and abducted Cassima, then...
...Bob came along and found Raf in the back of the asylum (which was several hours later), so...
...abduct the genie and make Cassima forget Raf so that Yonkey could marry her, but then...
...Jafar came to save the day, because that is what he did best and...
...mistakingly got spread onto a graham cracker :suffer:, which happened to be...
...bad, so Yonkey was able to wed Cassima and...
Rule the world with a Suffering Fist, but Jafar tamed the wild Graham Cracker and...
...ate it, this didn't make Rosella very happy with Jafar, so she...
...ran away so no one could find her, this made Yonkey very sad so...
.....The regulars marched upon yonkey and engaged him in mind-fu and amazingly...
...they falied miserably, because they had weak minds because they had all been in the asylum for treatment... :P
...and Yonkey prevailed, found Rosella, and married her too, but then...
...shot Rosella and left her to die, but...
...Yonkey was a skilled healer and Rosella lived and...
...Yonkey swept Rosella off her feet, and they lived happily ever after, until Rosella realized that a love spell had been cast upon her by Yonkey, and that she really hated him, so she...
...ran away again, but this time she hid in the closet where no one dared to go, so...
(When exactly did Yonkey divorce Cassima os he could marry Rosella?)
...Yonkey stopped following this thread a while ago and was now completely confused XD; but since he hadn't divorced Cassima, the marriage to Rosella was automatically invalid and Rosella could hide in the closet in peace, until...
Cassima, who became jealous despite the fact that the marriage was invalid, tracked Rosella down in a fit of rage and...
but then realized that her rage was completly foolish as Rosella was Yonkey's sister.
...but then they realised that Yonkey's forum avatar was a picture of Alex, and that Rosella and Yonkey weren't really related so...
Yonkey, determind to save Rosella, convinced his parents to adopt Rosella so she would be his sister.
...except no one knew he already had an evil twin-sister: Deloria, who wanted to takeover the world by constantly ending sentences instead of continuing them, so Deloria...
XB
...Yonkey convinced Cassima he was more in love with her then Rosella so...
...Rosella felt left out and wanted to get rid of Cassima once and for all by...
Cassima was saved by the fact that Storm had a cold and was sleeping it off, but cassima was still stuck in the room so she...
...ingeniously dug her way out with a shovel, and upon seeing Rosella, used the shovel to...
Fight off Jafar, who had come to save the day in the coolest way possible: ...
by getting a marshmellow army and setting them loose on cassima, who then promptly...
started a camp fire, grabbed a few sticks and started a marshmellow roasting party, then...
...Jason busted in to break up the marshmallow roasting, but unfortunately happiness took him over and...
he joined them. But before he could grab a stick, they....
covered him and marshmallows and threw him into the fire. When he hit the flames he...
...quickly jumped from the fire and ran away with all the pretty marshmallows, but...
He soon discovered that the marshmellow's were not just harmless marshmellows butr really leaches covered in marshmellow sauce and then they began sucking his blood, so he
...sucked on the marshmellow to get even, but ended up causing an endless loop in suckiness (XD) which caused...
the pair of short shorts that he had conveniently placed in his back left pocket implode and then...
the pressure from the implode became so overwhelming, that he..
...cried for help and Cassima rescued him; they fell in love and ran off together, but then Yonkey...
...closed the forum and left on a quest to bring back Cassima using his...
...KQIX magical powers of evil, but he found out that Cassima was in the closet with her new found love, so... :P
...Yonksman got Jason and his metal bat.... XD
...but he was not aware that Cassima would do anything to protect her love, and she cast both of them under a strong spell which...
Banished them to the Netherlands, where they met Rob and...
....are sent to the asylum for closing down the forum although... XD
...the asylum was the matrix, so technically none of this had ever happened which caused...
...the system to reboot, resetting all of us at the beginning of our lives in the matrix, erasing any memories of ours regarding KQIX, until...
Dr. JKLDFHUOIYksdhfalskdufJFHDSf destroyed the moon causing...
...Mary Poppins to ask Dr. JKLDFHUOIYksdhfalskdufJFHDSf for a prescription of supercalifragilisticexpialidotious resulting in...
...dancing penguins, end of story :P
UNTIL!...
...someone reinvented KQIX and the world was forever changed and...
They were still waiting for it to be finished, but the team had breaking news, ...
...they couldn't create the ninth game in the series because there was no series due to the matrix rebooting, so...
...the people rioted, causing the KQIX team to stop posting suffer smileys and go into hiding where...
..they decided to start working on Laura Bow 3, because that series still existed in the matrix for some reason, but there was a problem when...
...everyone was admitted to the asylum for actually believing in the matrix, which...
is really just a figment of their imagination, just like the asylum, and then...
...a giant meteor came crashing down on the asylum so.. :o
...everyone died and lived happily ever after in..... the asylum, which...
was totaly destroyed letting loose the spririts of the insane people which were in it XD
...and they looked around for the evil people who sent the meteor and discovered it was *gasp*...
Master Modos evil twin *BADADUM* LN *BADUM*.
Which was very proud of himself until....
...he found out that this was making no sense and decided to change the topic by...
singing singlish songs such as...
(hehe, couldn't resist having so many 's's in there!)
..."Vivendi is Evil, Kill Them, this is Really Singlish" and a rousing rendition of "Cesar Bittar is Cool"...
...which was met with great applause, so he bowed to the crowd, when suddenly...
...he realised he couldn't bow, so instead the crowd bowed to him when...
...Vivendi swooped down like the headless horseman and...
...spread cheer, goodwill, and permission to use their intellectual property for nonprofit use, but suddenly...
...the headless horseman started making more headless people, so the Jarada Knights...
... came along to safe those poor people from being beheaded, but ...
A freak accident involving a coconut and two dresser drawers caused them to...
...get distracted and begin dancing hula so...
...more and more people were beheaded, but luckily the mayhem didn't last long, because...
...everyone had finally been beheaded which meant...
... that nobody could be beheaded in this place, so ...
the headless horseman went to the supermarket to buy some super glue to gleu some heads on. but.....
...super glue isn't as strong as epoxy, so...
... the heads kept falling of again, so...
...the headless horseman resorted to sewing all of the heads back on, but that was taking too long, so he decided to give up and...
...all the people became headless horsemen, except for the sole headed person, the handsome hero named...
The Radical Dudeman, who's gnarlyness was so groovy, that...
...the girls all screamed, despite their lack of heads...
Which somehow weren't included in the assembly kit...
but were represented by holograms that...
.. had their heads still on, so...
...many people were fooled into believing that they had heads for real, until the unfortunate incident where...
...pineapple disappeared... :P
But then everything disappeard so it was known that...
it didn't really matter except that....
sometimes it reallt did, especially in this sort of situation, so...
...the problems kept getting bigger, so...
LN invented a shrink formula...
...but it turned everyone into large fire breathing pumpkins so..
...the town got burned down, so...
I stopped the line of finishing sentences with the word 'so', but....
I came along and decided to finish the sentence with "so", so...
.. it became so much of a so sentence, that...
the so police broke in and decided to...
(maybe we can make this a tutu sentence)
...to arrest everyone for illegally using the word "so", but...
I decided the word 'but' was worse so I agreed with 'so' and all the fruit dissapeard aswsell, not just the pineapple, so...
all had to go to the greengrocery but meanwhile....
...the headless horseman moved to another city, so...
...the other city's residents evacuated...
And all came here...
...so the population doubled, but that wasn't important right now because...
..a group of mad cows where walking through the city, so...
the mad cows killed most of us, but then a troop of birds weith bnird flu where walking by when...
... one of them sneezed, leaving boogers all over the ground, which...
...caused the other birds to slip in the boogers and become green, so...
The space aliens were outraged at this, and they...
...stocked up on cold & flu medicine, but unfortunately it didn't help because...
instead of getting a cold or the flu, they got the plague (the boil plague which is slightly less deadly then the lung plague and huge black boils erupt all over your body except on your face and hands. You also get a really high fever and if the boils explode by themselves (you can't pop them) then you have a slight chance of the fever going down and survival) Sorry for the lecture :P
...so the aliens decided to find a cure for this plague, which...
...took a long long time, because...
all the aliens were already dead, so they never really found a cure, but...
...the asylum patients were smart enough to find a way to bring the aliens back from the dead...
... by creating new aliens from their DNA, they ...
Alienated themselves and ruled in the world in ebil.
...but they started a war against the aliens, to take back the world and stop the ebilness...
...whit the use of a secret weapon, so...
they accidentaly broke the secret weapon and fled to....
Antarctica, so that no one would recognize them, but they forgot about the penguins that...
... were really secret agents in cheap tuxedos, who then...
...arrested them all, because...
...they wanted to and... :P
...they began to torture them for information regarding....the secret weapon, which they shouldn't have known about because...
...it was a top secret penguin weapon, that...
courses the one hit by it wanting to eat loads of chocolat and that is illegal in here so..
....someone broke into the Asylum and planted it there....
...to make sure that many more patients could escape...
...but Bob was too smart for the asylum patients and altered the weapon so it caused people to hate chocolate...
by switching the polarity of the bateriesbut accidently
...when he stumbled upon the evil monster dude...
...who ate the weapon and started hating chocolate... :-X
...,so he broke into the chocolate factory and...
...willy wonka screamed and fell into the chocolate river while...
...the evil monster dude began to eat the oompa loompas and...
... starts to drink the chocolate river empty, so...
...Veruca wanted it because...
...gilgamesh wanted it and veruca was jelous because...
....Veruca wanted everything to herself, but the chocolate river became the last thing on their minds when Mike Teavee showed up and started to....
..sing crazy bus in front of everyone that caused...
all people to faint
...and then King Kong came and ate the ebil monster, which resulted in his excommunication from the church because...
...there weren't enough monks to stop the...
...giant marshmallow eating monster who was...
Currently locked in battle with the Staypuft Marshmallow Man, armed with...
...a verry special marshmellowshooter that...
...sprayed out melted chocalate and gram crackers, so...
...after the Staypuft Marshmallow Man was defeated, everyone could feast on the delicious smores that...
...the defeated Marshmallow Man gave away as sign of his defeat, but...
The forum gives you warnings if you post in a thread over 180 days old. ;D
The smores started growing brussles sprouts. ;D
...so the monsters ate the brussel sprouts while...
...biding their time to launch a surprise attack, but then...
EDIT: a; ...
The wombats struck first. :o
But Han shot first, allowing the Star Wars fans to...
...admire Harrison Ford and...
act like true fan-grils by
Chasing him across the countryside. Raf, seeing the chase, thought...
he was extremely lucky to have avoided it that day and...
tried to make a card board cut out of Han for future use but..
He got lazy and tried to steal one from Lucasfilm. But he ran into...
Guybrush Threepwood, who had recently left LucasArts to persue his dream of acting in Lucasfilm...
Until he found out a large oyster had kidnapped the CEO, making him...
Go on another adventure...this time, with...
Wally !!! who...
...got trapped in a maze and...
flew out, only to find
That, once again, LeChuck was back...::)
...and this time he was back with attitude but...
That attitude was good, so...
Elaine married him and...
...therefore Guybrush had a lot of work ahead of him to...
do to make the cattle carry the bride because....
For some reason, we always assumed they were charted away by LeChuck's ship, and they wanted this mistake to be corrected because...
...they'd really just gone out for a bite to eat and didn't want LeChuck taking all the blame because...
He was really an agent of the Ghaznavids and...
...the evil monkeys who at the time were...
...boogeying all night while driving in a '68...
...up the hill to go to the store to get some...
...banana-custard, so they could...
...join in on the TSL food fight thread, but they...
...couldn't find it, so they...
..did a rain dance and it started to rain...
...then everyone had wet pants so they did the wet pants dance until...
...the sun started to shine, so they could...
...dance with pants and run to the place named...
...Gerydonston where they ate ...
...all the food that grew there, but when...
...Ganondorf exploded in to millions of babies made of chocolate wrapped in golden foil which were quite delicious if you thought about it and savored them, until suddenly,...
...trolls throwing banana boomerangs burst from forests yelling...
..."yohoho and a bottle of juice" while they started to...
..eat some lollipops and turn into candy pirates when they realized...
...that they didn't want to be candy pirates; so they ate some candy ninja stars and became ninjas instead, but...
...some evil ninjas arrived from nowhere and...
..tried to end the sentence but...
...they opted not to by starting this crazy clause: where the elephants go romping through...
...the city, but the circus moved on so...
...they did too and...
...they all lived happily ever after, and it would have been the end, but...
Disney made an unnessecary sequal about...
a squirrel, who...
...was hiding all the nuts in the world from the other squirrels :o and...
...suddenly fell in love whit...
...a chipmunk, but...
..the evil sorcerer...
...turned the chipmunk to stone :o, so the squirrel...
...said, "This sounds a lot like the Chronicles of Narnia," and went to complain to the Disney officials who... XD
...said some evil pirate had copied...
...all the Disney movie DVDs into reality--as if reality were just some massive hard drive-- :o (an impressive feat to be sure) and would he please go round all the copyright violations up to which he responded...
since it has been too long somebody posted here I'll do the job of reviving it => meaning posting only after one person has posted, but it's needed.
...I have other work to do than catching criminals right now * eats donut * XD go find...
..the quck brown fox who jumped over the lazy dog when...
... the cat got mad at...
...Ben Franklin, who spanked...
...some strang goo on a plant, that because of it...
...made someone wonde when this sentence would end because...
...of a misplaced period. Which was actually a semicolon that lost his comma due to...
...rampaging elephants that were in a panic because of...
...a mouse that changed into a moose whit...
...exclamation marks for antlers that...
...had little suffers for the dot parts...
...that receipts e-mail by...
...means of telepathy and can...
...balance on their ears for hours...
...to receive special commands from...
...the majestic over-toe, who...
...enjoys mango flavored smoothies...
...on the 2nd Wed. of every June. Also...
...ending and beginning sentences...
...isn't permitted for this thread, nor the five word restriction since this thread's not the Post Bomb one, also...
:P
...changing your underwear once in awhile is a good idea unless you're some kind of sick freak who...
...raises the undeath to help you find...
...find the princess who isn't in this castle because...
...she was spirited away to a cheap...
...hotel to stay instead where...
...buying goods in the city the whole day long, while...
...thinking about what would happen if...
...the city was flattened by a horde of...
...rampaging yaks with horrible phlegm issues...
...which caused them to leave a trail of mucus and snot which...
...corroded the streets and let rats run rampant. The varmints...
...ended one sentence and began another which...
...soon turned back to the topic of squirrels for some reason and...
...to the condition of nuts in the northwestern areas of North America and how they...
...are supposed to be eaten by the squirrels and the common mistakes amongst squirrels these days such as...
...how they always seem to think a bird feeder is a feast just for them...
...and other similar mistakes, but those could be easily done away with if...
...ants would do their jobs shaping the earth properly for trees to...
...grow strong and tall and grow nuts in the first place...
...but sadly the ants have formed a union and gone on strike; however....
..King Graham helped them out so therefor they're more open to debate upon.....
...their rightful place and job in the world which is...
..as yet undetermined (unless it's to fill the role of hard-worker in fables) because...
...the sky is falling and where's some glue when you need...
...to keep the world from falling apart due to a...
...moosey apocalypse...
...brought on by...
...killer teddy bears rampaging all over the world trying to find...
...the meeting of the Gorundacks, who...
...feel they're left out of...
...a stinky sewer which coincidently was...
...a scene from SQIV but this was different because...
...it was full of little pink puffballs who...
...were throwing hundreds of tiny little...
...miniature cupcakes which were made of...
...miniature tiny little flour, sugar, eggs, and the other usual ingredients, but...
...someone forgot to add enough sugar so they tasted like...
...sugar-free cupcakes that were covered with...
...green fuzzy moss from the swamps of...
...Tamir which were home to the...
...evil sugar-hating elves of the underground world of Blagamor and they liked to...
...gather clumps of the green moss and throw it at passerby who were traveling to the nearby city of...
...Gilgamesh which is also where Rosella used to...
...buy Lucky Charms cause she can never seem to find them in Daventry and she has this obsession...
...with the little rainbow charms that look so much like the ones in...
...the box of charms for charm bracelets on the...
...arm she has which belongs to her from birth, given to her by her father and mother and...
...an evil sorceress who coincidentally was her long lost sister who jumped on a table at her wedding and...
...did a little jig and musical number in order to declare how evil she was, then she...
...fell over dead from all the noxious fumes...
...but luckily an elf ran in to perform CPR...
..but the elf became so befuddled by the old hags beauty that he forgot about CPR and was kissing her instead and all had feared she was lost when...
... a knight in shining armor ran in and saved the hag, but then the elf and the knight started fighting over her when...
...the knight took ill and puked all over the elf who was so disgusted he puked as well, which cause the knight to puke again and...
...the witch escaped from an open window which...
...was on the 47th floor, so she flew and ended up on another planet, which was...
...Mars which was where she...
Why were an elf and a knight trying to resuscitate an evil sorceress?
..gave birth to twins and settled down, but then...
...she died, and the father of her twins screamed 'DO NOT WANT!', and...
...kicked their crib to a deserted island where an old hermit...
found them and decided he didn't want them either, so he...
..put on a dress and danced around while he sang and...
...sang until his throat gave out which sadly allowed the...
Quote from: Delling on July 01, 2008, 09:10:42 AM
Why were an elf and a knight trying to resuscitate an evil sorceress?
They'd been seduced by her looks, as far as I can tell.twins to be awakened by all the noise and made them...
...pee themselves but they weren't wearing diapers so....
..it made a mess and an angry giant stopped by and..
...cleaned them up and gave the old hermit a bunch of diapers, and...
...then the giant wondered off, distracted by the sign of...
...free pumpkins, which he enjoyed eating by tossing in his mouth like basketballs and...
using magic to shrink them to a more chewable/swallowable size until...
...he figures out he used the wrong magic spell and several gnomes jump out, who...
Quote from: Delling on July 11, 2008, 11:44:33 AM
using magic to shrink them to a more chewable/swallowable size until...
I mean they were like human sized pumpkins :P
...jump all over his face and scratch him up in fear until...
...the brownies fought them off of the giant in order to...
...sell the giant cookies, which they...
...had made fresh that morning and were walnut chocolate cookies which...
...cost 10 dollars each which is obviously far too expensive for the...
...Martians to afford so they...
Quote from: PirateKingChris on July 11, 2008, 06:55:31 PM
Quote from: Delling on July 11, 2008, 11:44:33 AM
using magic to shrink them to a more chewable/swallowable size until...
I mean they were like human sized pumpkins :P
...jump all over his face and scratch him up in fear until...
I think my giant was smaller than your giant :P
...so they tried to rob Fort Knox but were shot down by...
...cows with guns but then the cows were surrounded by coppers but then came the deafening roar of...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
...a flying pig which creeped them out, forcing them to...
...use their magic tricks to turn the pig into a flower, which...
...was a giant monster flower with a gaping maw that closed in on...
...the forum HQ, but it was stopped by the shining laser cannon of...
...ice cream from this one place that was soooo good, I mean,...
...it tasted sinful, like one would...
...play Metal Gear Solid 4, (yeah, THAT good) but some people...
...wouldn't eat it because...
...they need to watch their figures because...
...they don't want to get fat clothes from their ex-fat buddies, and...
...besides eating it would detract from their time spent on...
...on their computers playing adventure games nostalgically like...
the Quest for Glory II remake, which was...
... being downloaded by some little gnomes who..
...are happy gnomes aren't villains in the game but who aren't happy that...
...the Pizza Elemental is so hard to defeat and...
...would rather have the Hamburger as their opponent because that's a lot easier so...
...they always carry their A1 bottle nunchaku for protection for...
...allergic reactions against bacon-wrapped radishes. These were discovered growing on the Isle of...
...Very Polkadotted Objects, where the strange inhabitants...
...all wear hats on their feet, and refuse to...
...eat chicken, they are very...
friendly, but they don't like to...
...dig holes, as they have to use their teeth. These are rather long, like...
...rat tails except sharper like...
...shards of glass, and they...
..never wear glasses, but sometimes they...
...dance poorly in the moonlight...
...because the IoVPO-ites just aren't very good dancers, but they are...
...great at balancing on pogo sticks. This really helps when...
..They have their amazing pogo-sticking contests, the winner gets...
....a pogo stick that doesn't.....
...break very easily, and it's...
...made out of the most sturdy bamboo. Unfortunately, they have to hide these...
..from the evil striped monsters, they want to steal all the...
... flying pogo sticks that almost never work, but...
...do fly on every third day of the month that falls on a full moon and...
...is a Saturday. If it only happens to be a Wednesday...
...they will try to rebuild the pogosticks while playing King's Quest 6 and...
...miserably fail at both because they're not capable of multitasking, so...
...they accidentally pogo all over their keyboard and get the keys stuck in...
...the keyboard. Then the have to whittle some twigs until they are flat enough...
..to revive the thread. They then decide to take a nap and...
...dream about gum getting stuck in their beards...
/pause
The sentence was broken a while ago. :P
...which turn into nightmares of everyone becoming clean-shaven...
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 20, 2009, 02:49:40 PM/pause
The sentence was broken a while ago. :P
The rules don't forbid such actions...
...but they forbid clogging of the toilet while...
...dancing with a plunger and punching...
...the light bulbs for some reason that...
...make sense only when you are dancing under...