This threade is dedicated to all the future forum members' kids. :D
The future parents may post on behalf of their future kids. :P
First of all, Shades' future son is really going to be an amazing monarch. :D The same goes for Petra's grandson. :P
I hope my kids don't turn out to be crug addicts... :S
QuoteThe same goes for Petra's grandson.
Thanks. I think. :P
Quote from: Petra Rocks on October 12, 2006, 02:55:50 PM
QuoteThe same goes for Petra's grandson.
Thanks. I think. :P
I can imagine that's not *exactly* what you wanted to hear...:P
I'm 17 and people are complimenting my grandkids. Something is wrong with this picture. ;D
What's wrong is Jafar already has a crugged kid... Rafael. ;P
Oh brother...don't make me travel through time to certain death. :P
Your great-granddaughter is also going to be an amazing person, Petra. :D
Lets hear it for our queen who saw fit to lift us from the depths of peasantry and helped bring about the creation of such wonderful children and grandchildren.
;D :iluvu:
Quote from: Petra Rocks on October 12, 2006, 03:02:26 PM
I'm 17 and people are complimenting my grandkids. Something is wrong with this picture. ;D
At least they're not condemning them. :D
8)
Dear non-existant future off-spring,
WHERE'S MAH MONEH!
With love,
Your biological genetic traces sharing father
XD
Sorry, couldnt resist XD
Well, I hope he's as crazy as me... well.. not THAT crazy :P
Quote from: Louisiana Night on October 12, 2006, 03:10:31 PM
What's wrong is Jafar already has a crugged kid... Rafael. ;P
OMGWTFROFL!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAH! XD
Quote from: Shades2585 on October 12, 2006, 03:59:24 PM
Lets hear it for our queen who saw fit to lift us from the depths of peasantry and helped bring about the creation of such wonderful children and grandchildren.
;D :iluvu:
;] *is touched*
Quote from: Raforever on October 12, 2006, 05:05:56 PM
Dear non-existant future off-spring,
WHERE'S MAH MONEH!
With love,
Your biological genetic traces sharing father
XD
XD
To his Grace, the future sovereign:
Please keep the following in mind:
-Parliament should *not* be summoned excessively, tis all thy kingdom and under thy rule.
-Frequent progresses make you more popular.
-And lastly, but most importantly, do NOT marry any French Princess (either by the name of Katherine de Valois or Margaret of Anjou).
Have a nice day,
Th' former sovereign. :)
As far as kids go, I don't think I've been that bad. I want my kids to be like me. XD
Heh, my kid(s) are SO gonna inherit the spam gene. XD
Wouldn't it be cool if mine had afros? XD
Quote from: Yonkey on October 12, 2006, 07:59:47 PM
Heh, my kid(s) are SO gonna inherit the spam gene. XD
XD
I hope mine do. :P
Wouldn't it be so awesome if we all made our children post here? XP
Can mine inherit my titles? ;D :P
Alright, to all my peers:
Your first son can inherit one of your more minor titles (in Petra's case, his ducal title) until you're dead, whereupon he gets to adopt them all.
In Delling's, Shades' and Petra Rocks' case, your first sons will be addressed as "your royal highness" due to the fact that you're all very powerful magnates. All your children (apart from the said first son) will adopt the style of "Your Grace". Your daughters will be called "Lady" and then their given name. Your sons will be called "Lord" and then their given name.
I think that's it, but don't hold me to that until I've verified it and please point out mistakes.
Quote from: Jafar on October 12, 2006, 11:50:13 PM
Wouldn't it be cool if mine had afros? XD
Dude, I'm so making at least one of my kids have an afro! :jafar: XD
What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, inheritance... hmm, I would possibly allow my son or daughter to become Forum Admin. :P Not that I'd have much choice in the matter, since I'd be
way past senile by that time anyway. XD
Quote from: Rosella on October 13, 2006, 01:54:17 PM
Wouldn't it be so awesome if we all made our children post here? XP
"My daddy took me to the zoo today. There were very pretty and rare owls in the aviary. Daddy says his court date is next Tuesday."
What will inevitably occur when Neil becomes a father:
MINI-RODRIGUES: Daddy, where do babies come from?
NEIL: :suffer:
LOL! That's actually a good tip for any parents out there browsing our forum. :)
XD
He's probably going to get his kids electronic laughing Suffer toys. XD
Nah... too expensive. :-\ First T-shirts, then boxer shorts, THEN furbies! :)
;P
Careful, now. You wouldn't want to spoil your kids, heh. ;D
Quote from: Jafar on October 13, 2006, 09:54:23 PM
Careful, now. You wouldn't want to spoil your kids, heh. ;D
:suffer:
XB
Quote from: Jafar on October 12, 2006, 02:18:02 PM
I hope my kids don't turn out to be crug addicts... :S
Wow... great expectations I see! :P
Quote from: TribeHasSpoken on October 13, 2006, 06:56:26 PM
What will inevitably occur when Neil becomes a father:
MINI-RODRIGUES: Daddy, where do babies come from?
NEIL: :suffer:
HAHAHA couldn't be much more of a fact! :P <3
my kids wil be very wierd....
If I can, my kids will grow up at *some* court. :P Not that that's likely or probable, but still. ::)
If my kids ever show interest in the Star Wars Prequels, they're grounded. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on October 14, 2006, 02:59:36 PM
my kids wil be very wierd....
yeah... I think that about sums things up for me too...
I don't see myself having children although I'd like to. Either way they'd be little freaks that spam the forum worse than I did. :P
If any of my kids ever so much as say anything complimentary about Margaret of Anjou or the Hannoverian succession, they're disowned! :P
What if they dislike eating Anjou pears? XB
I don't think I could disown my kids for any reason. Basically, I helped to create them, so I would consider myself directly responsible for anything they'd do. It's just a matter of showing them the difference between right and wrong... spam. :P
QuoteWhat if they dislike eating Anjou pears?
I think it is more an issue of not liking Anjou peers. :suffer:
Quote from: Petra Rocks on October 17, 2006, 11:52:14 AM
QuoteWhat if they dislike eating Anjou pears?
I think it is more an issue of not liking Anjou peers. :suffer:
XD
It's also an issue of not liking Yorkish peers. :angel:
Quote from: Yonkey on October 17, 2006, 11:43:03 AM
What if they dislike eating Anjou pears? XB
I don't think I could disown my kids for any reason. Basically, I helped to create them, so I would consider myself directly responsible for anything they'd do. It's just a matter of showing them the difference between right and wrong... spam. :P
XD
That was in jest, I don't think I could disown my kids either.
QuoteIt's also an issue of not liking Yorkish peers.
But then, why did you make me a Yorkist peer? :pokerface:
Quote from: Petra Rocks on October 17, 2006, 12:33:29 PM
QuoteIt's also an issue of not liking Yorkish peers.
But then, why did you make me a Yorkist peer? :pokerface:
An issue of *her* not liking Yorkish peers.
Quote from: Yonkey on October 13, 2006, 09:52:32 PM
Nah... too expensive. :-\ First T-shirts, then boxer shorts, THEN furbies! :)
;P
OMG I want a suffer Furbie! I'll name him Neil! XD
Quote from: Farquhar on October 21, 2006, 12:22:33 AM
Quote from: Yonkey on October 13, 2006, 09:52:32 PM
Nah... too expensive. :-\ First T-shirts, then boxer shorts, THEN furbies! :)
;P
OMG I want a suffer Furbie! I'll name him Neil! XD
LOL.
A suffer plushie might also be nice. ;P What do you say, Aaron? :P
Quote from: Farquhar on October 21, 2006, 12:22:33 AM
OMG I want a suffer Furbie! I'll name him Neil! XD
Awwww, you can start with this one: :suffer:
XD
you could make millions off of that idea!!!
In fact there should be a whole line of Suffer merchandise! Toys, clothes, games, books, and maybe an epic motion picture or two! :yes:
Anyways, back on topic LOL....
My kids are going to be......interesting...... XD