this was in another forum and i thought it was fun.
gah!! someone has planted a bomb!! its going to blow in 150 posts!! they have people guarding it, so this has to have perfect timing. on the 150th post, we have to get rid of or defuse the bomb. and no more than 5 words per post or well get dectected. and we have to do this the hard way meaning no shortcuts. (stupid headquarters) go!!
everyone crept along quietly until...
...they heard a noise that...
... turned out to be a ...
...GIANT FOPMUFFIN, which was cool...
...because no one knew that...
...secretly a mouse was gnawing....
...on the fopmuffin's delicious fop...
...which tastes more like a...
...dense bagel with cream cheese...
...but that was rather irrelevant...
...because after that, the mouse...
...just left them a key...
...that unlocked the first door...
...which led them into a...
...room, where a bomb was...
...hidden under the broken floorboard...
...and ticking quietly but relentlessly...
...but the bomb was cheese!!
So, with this information they...
...went to a cheese farm,...
...where the farmer said...
..."You idiots! You should be..."
...looking for the bomb! What...
...would your boss say about...
...monkeys?" They decided to...
...move along in their quest...
...and returned to the building...
...which contained the most valuable...
...sponge in the whole world...
...,but as soon as they...
..ate the bananas, the people...
...saw the giant monkey take...
...the bell out of the...
...box and then put it...
...on the church to create...
...a big explosion which...
...did absolutely nothing, so...
...they moved on to the...
...beach, to get some rest...
...but in the sand they...
...thought they thaw a cat...
...carrying a large piece of...
...foam, that could be used...
...to protect against an impact...
...by the dreaded clown when...
...he set off an explosion ...
...that dried out the...
...damp trains that...
...the train thread died but...
...the cat jumped in the...
...pool to save it but...
...he couldnt reach a..
...peanut butter and jelly sandwich...
...because the water was too...
high and the cat was
...only nine inches tall, so...
..he danced and...
...sang of course (why not...
...sing Greensleeves at random?)...
...but this was all pointless...
..., because the bomb kept ticking...
...and time kept passing very...
...fast, so they quickly ran...
...to a Russian doll factory...
..to play Russian roulette so...
*they pulled out a gun and...
...waved it around, yelling...
..."hey look! a gun!" then...
...a loud bang was hear-ed...
...and a large flying elephant...
....dropped a package to them....
...which had wire cutters so...
...they could disarm the bomb...
..but they had to meet...
...with a top secret agent...
...who wonders where we put...
...the secret lab where...
...they have mini...
...versions of us who...
...walk around with smaller...
...disarm kits to cut the...
...cheese but no one wanted...
....to cut the cheese so....
...they threw the cheese...
...at us big versions...
...but then we...
...squished our smaller versions because...
...they were pointless and mean...
...to everyone they met, but...
...they always kept a small...
..storage of pheonix downs so...
...they revived themselves, which was...
...a bad thing to do...
...because they kept throwing cheese...
...at the bomb that we...
...were trying to disarm whit...
...only 55 posts to go...
...but now we had to...
...get over the book wall...
...to find the real bomb...
...which was lying in wait...
...in the room of taunting...
...suffers...
..said "only 47 posts left!!"...
...which didn't deter us from...
...marching forth...
...and venturing into the vast...
...world of the bomb making...
...which was fairly easy considering...
...how hard it was to...
...find this thread because it...
...contained a bomb that's...
...about to explode...
...if we don't hurry and...
...disarm it, the TSL-site...
...will explode first due to...
..the color. Meanwhile, the bomb...
...was growing impatient...
...and the person whit scissors...
...was getting very anxious...
...and started running toward the...
...secret entrance to the...
...bomb building where...
...the bomb was ticking...
...and the wires started to...
...overheat which was...
...not a good sign. So...
...the fire brigade came and...
...extinguished the fire but the...
...bomb continued its ticking until...
...the music started to play...
...but the radio died so...
...the ticking resumed...
...but it's faster now...
...so the sweating SWAT member...
...tried to decide which wire...
...wouldn't kill them all...
...and decided blue would...
...not be the best so....
...he moved his hand to...
...enter in the code: 5-6-1-8-4 ...
...and the clock goes faster... XB
...and with only minutes left....
...and sweat pouring down himself....
...almost falling on the bomb...
...he pulled out his wirecutters...
...his options now limited...
...to the three wires there. ...
...he clenched his wirecutters...
Is it Red, Green, or... blue?
EDIT (By Yonkey): taking out the 6th word. XD
Edit (Shades) Thank you. I thought I counted five when I said it to myself. <Mental note to lean to count to five again.> I think I was supposed to be "...Seeing Red, Green, and Blue."
"Blue!" *snip* The bomb diffuses! !!!
That was strategic. XD Congrats! :P
The only problem is that Shades' post had 6 words... >.>
Aww... Hmm... Maybe if we eliminate his last word and it'll work. XD
XD Hooray! It's over!
*SIRENS*
RED ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! EMERGANCY ALERT!
Er...you think we should get out of here? XD
Voice out of a box: "Final warning the self destruct mechanism is activates detonation in 150 posts."
Whoot another bomb appeared.
Meaning the 300st post must stop this bomb.
Do we want to diffuse the next bomb, or are we trying to escape from it? XD
If we plan to continue then we best stick with the 5 word rule. :P
They sat there in shock...
...while the second bomb was...
...dancing the bugaloo and then....
...King Graham appeared saying: "This...
... time, we run!! or we...
...just keep disarming bombs that...
...crop up every 150 posts...
...otherwise it's: Restore, Restart, Quit!"...
...so they all headed out...
...to find a nice spot...
...to have a picnic on...
..when the evil...
...scientist, Dr. Asdfjkl, was mixing...
...the most toxic mixture known...
...to man. It created a...
...a cloud of toxic mist...
...which caused them all to...
...cry "Blue forks and green...
...spoons" which were all over...
..the hedgehogs. so sonic...
...ran to his best friend, ...
...Tails who began to fly...
.. to knuckles and amy who...
...did a scottish gig and...
...pulled out the forks and...
...started to eat the big...
...pie but remembered that...
...he was allergic to...
...pumpkin pie, so he sold...
...the rest of the pie...
...to the bald guy who...
...threw it in his face...
...People were running from the...
...scene because they thought the...
...pie contained an anchor from...
...the Sea Cucumber, but actually...
...it coursed his face to...
...turn purple with pink dots...
...because it wasn't feeling well...
...because of the rare disease...
...that killed hundreds of smileys...
...he stopped disarming the bombs...
...and started sleeping to...
...prepare himself for...
...the tragic event that would...
...reshape the entire...
...world as he knew it...
...if he didn't find the...
...key which unlocks the secret...
...door to the room where...
...that guy is who stole...
...the special tools he needs...
...to fix the door of...
...the decontainment room to prevent...
...the bomb from exploding, but...
...he didn't realize that the...
...guy was also asleep and...
...getting over being drunk so...
...he shouted rude words which...
...were heard by some cops...
...who angrily ran over to...
...the sound of the voice...
..only to find the guy...
...drinking again, but saying: "...
..."I wish I wasn't such...
...a loser" suddenly a star...
...fell out of the sky...
...and right into a drink...
...which he drank, and he...
...wondered when the bomb would...
...be found now that he...
...indigested from drinking a star...
...he felt strange powers comming...
..., powers that he know would...
...help him to find the...
...location of the bomb before...
...it was too late to...
...defuse it and the bomb...
...started ticking really fast so...
...he took off his pants...
:suffer: ;D
...in order to be able...
...use them to slide down...
....into a large bowl of....
...peaches, which he ate, and...
...then discovered that they needed...
...to do something, but could...
...not think clearly cause of...
...the peaches, which induced a...
...dreamy, sleepy condition that...
...cause horrible nightmares which...
...made him dance like a...
...monkey in a negligee...
...but then he stopped...
...and looked for the door to...
...the bathroom cause he...
...wanted to wash his hands...
...but what he found was...
...the bomb was getting close...
...to exploding, so he went...
...to the underground storage facility..
...to look for the ability...
...to savely detonate the bomb,...
..but then he realized that...
...the storage facility was really...
...old and moldy, so...
...he had to find a...
...object to clean the room...
...so he cleaned it with...
...a bottle of Windex and...
...walked right up to the...
...giant revolving blue globe...
...and was mesmerized by the...
...sound of a clock ticking...
...which distracted him from his...
...looking for the bomb...
...but he found a clock...
...ticking just like the bomb...
...so he disabled it to...
...but that didn't accomplish...
...his mission and time was...
...running out, so he intensified...
...his working to sort...
...out where the real bomb...
...was hidden, but then he...
...got distracted by his pants...
...so he decided to remove...
Fixed :P Tiredness ftw :/
...keys from his back pocket...
Note: Shouldn't Nebel's post have only 5 words? If the last two words are removed, it would still make sense...
...in order to open up...
...the door that he thought...
...would reveal the Bomb. It...
Warning: We're getting close... will we survive? :o
...was blue and pretty, and...
...had a stained-glass window...
...that encased the explosives. Carefully...
...he opened the glass and...
...reached inside, only to find...
...all the wires were bare.*
*Bare meaning no insulation
( I don't think you're supposed to end the sentence till the bomb is disarmed :P)
Therefor, it would be easy...
Quote from: PirateKingChris on November 07, 2008, 02:26:36 PM
( I don't think you're supposed to end the sentence till the bomb is disarmed :P)
I think it's ok to end a sentence.
...to get electrocuted by the...
...device, but thankfully he was...
...nimble, and found the wire...
...and got out his cutters...
...and snipped the correct wire...
(remember, next post it has to be disarmed...Every 150 posts!)
...and heard the ticking stop.
Hurray! We did it! !!! We're safe! :D We can breathe easy! :) We can sleep well at night again! We...
Huh? What's this? A fax? I wonder what it says...
"Dear adversaries: your meddling has...
...forced me to take extreme...
...measures. Not only is there...
..very little time,...
...but I have added an...
...apple and a banana, to...
...confuse you and divert your...
...attention from the task you...
...face. Please peel the apple...
...without using a peeler or...
... a knife, and I may...
...have hidden a clue under...
...the third strip." Taking scissors...
...to the apple, you may...
...find something useful. Then again,...
...once you started scraping, the...
..apple's peel, you may have...
...gotten distracted by the apple...
...and forgotten about the location...
...of the bomb. Despicably, your...
...hair has gotten stuck in...
...the hinge of the scissors...
...and is getting progressively shorter...
...but to get back to...
...the topic at hand, I...
...really need to go to...
...get some wire cutters or...
...I'll never finish this bomb.
...I wouldn't want to disappoint...
...the leprechauns on the island...
...who cannot do so themselves...
...because they jig all night...
...and sing and dance the...
..."Happy Happy Joy Joy" song...
...to annoy the rabbits, who...
...having nothing to do with...
...the matter at hand, so...
...onto the Island! You are...
...haunted by the annoyed rabbits...
...who are trying to distract...
...the leprechauns by throwing snowballs...
...at their benevolent little king...
...who is hiding from the...
...tiger in the bushes. It...
...wanted to resurrect this thread...
...so it did so that...
...and it was very happy, so it danced, and...
...realized the bomb was active...
....so it stopped and looked....
...around for what to do...
...and the tiger came out...
...with coffee and donuts that...
...were so tasty that...
...it could not resist so...
...it ate them, leaving the...
....tiger with a pair of....
...wire cutters which need...
...a new coating on their...
...handles. Sniffing the air, the...