Quote from: tessspoon on April 05, 2007, 08:32:10 PM
Here's an interesting game I saw on the RateMyTeachers forum which I'm hoping hasn't already been introduced:
You find a magical soda machine. You put anything you want in it. Then the next person tells them what they got back, which can be anything, and inserts something.
To start:
*inserts a dollar*
Edit: Oh, and the usual two post rule. :P
Since I was inserted last time...You get a the new & improved Magic Soda Machine 2.0! :D
OMG! Yonkey upgraded it! :D
*runs up and inserts the dead sample of my two samples (the other is alive...*shakes fist at ethanol*)*
You get a mad scientist trying to bring it back alive and thus you end up with Frankenstein sample!
*inserts Blackadder*
You get Mr Bean! :P
*inserts a magical bean*
you get the brothers Grimm
*inserst detergent*
You get Deloria :D
*inserts sugar and spice*
Quote from: Merlin on June 24, 2008, 01:40:59 PM
You get Deloria :D
*inserts sugar and spice*
I didn't insert a Regent but detergent. Strange. Must be the new stuff from the update of the machine. Pas along I didn't do a thing to the machine so you still have to look at Merlins post.
I guess he thought "De, the Regent" when seeing it ??? or they recently discussed detergent :P
You get everything nice. (which is pretty awesome :D)
*inserts not having the processed data to discuss*
You get FAILURE.
*inserts wanting Beast With A Thousand Backs but not being able to go get it :/*
You get the next best thing: Beast With A Thousand Fronts! :D
*inserts slice of pie*
You get Madonna
*inserts evil starring duck made out of LEGO*
Quote from: Yonkey on June 24, 2008, 06:56:23 AM
You get a the new & improved Magic Soda Machine 2.0! :D
Yay!
You get a remake of the movie The Birds called The Ducks.
*inserts a normal evil staring duck*
You get an army of evil staring ducks that are ready to conquer the world! :o
*inserts an evil DANCING duck* XD
You get "Dark Wing Duck" to fight back the evil dancing duck :D
inserts pirate flag.
You get the evil Duck Bill the Pirate.
*inserts sneering duck*
You turn into a duck yourself! :o
*inserts beautiful Russian architecture*
You get onion-shaped, gilded turrets. :D
*inserts a cunning plan*
(Posted on: 25 June 2008, 23:21:57)
Quote from: icarus on June 24, 2008, 01:50:08 PM
Quote from: Merlin on June 24, 2008, 01:40:59 PM
You get Deloria :D
*inserts sugar and spice*
I didn't insert a Regent but detergent. Strange. Must be the new stuff from the update of the machine. Pas along I didn't do a thing to the machine so you still have to look at Merlins post.
Ah yes. XD Might it be this (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?topic=6437.msg247198#msg247198) post?
You get an evil sidekick.
*inserts descending angel*
You get ME! LOL..
*inserts stars* :)
You get wars!
*inserts lightsaber*
Quote from: Deloria on June 25, 2008, 03:23:45 PM
You get onion-shaped, gilded turrets. :D
*inserts a cunning plan*
(Posted on: 25 June 2008, 23:21:57)
Quote from: icarus on June 24, 2008, 01:50:08 PM
Quote from: Merlin on June 24, 2008, 01:40:59 PM
You get Deloria :D
*inserts sugar and spice*
I didn't insert a Regent but detergent. Strange. Must be the new stuff from the update of the machine. Pas along I didn't do a thing to the machine so you still have to look at Merlins post.
Ah yes. XD Might it be this (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?topic=6437.msg247198#msg247198) post?
Ah... that works better than my explanation. :P
You get hokey religions.
*inserts a pillar of fire*
You get a tower of smoke.
*inserts ranch dip*
You get a cowboy in speedos
*inserts a vast desert*
You get the moon.
*inserts pirate treasure chest*
You get....me, jumping out of the machine, running away with the pirate booty....
*throws a spare eye patch into the machine*
You get PirateKingChris! :o
*kicks the machine*
you get an angry Magic Soda Machine 2.0
The machine has feelings too.
*inserst missing sign.
You get a sign that says, "Found!" on it.
*inserts smelly cheese*
You get a card that reads: "Inserting smelly cheese will result in the next five or six items to come out to smell like smelly cheese."
*inserts Windows Movie Maker*
You get a movie that smells like smelly cheese
*inserts little mouse*
You get the cheese back. :P
*inserts the prettiest building in the world (http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/AKB333/Russia/dsc_0166.jpg)* :D
You get the prettiest person in the world. :D
(http://s45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/AKB333/th_P5280431.jpg)
*inserts problems*
You get solutions of 15000 and 120000 cells. :P
*inserts a note telling the machine that those were not the type of solution desired and that puns are the lowest form of humor :P* (I don't think it will listen... it has a strange sense of humor...)
You get a note that says, "I am a machine, you expect a sense of humor?"
*inserts flea powder*
You get a flea collar.
*inserts inukshuk*
The machine upchucks.
*inserts a bucket and mop*
You get a wild party !!!
*inserts 10 puppies*
You get 10 full grown irish wolf hounds. Wow, that's ALOT of dog.
*inserts AC cooled air*
You get a broken AC unit. :(
*inserts artificial intelligence*
You get the movie Terminator
*inserts an insect*
You get bitten. :-\
*inserts bag of M&M's*
You get chocolate, M&M shells and a note, which thanks you for providing the machine with the useless task of separating the two.
*inserts a :suffer:*
You get a :(
*inserts an old bottle*
You get a new one (the machine also recycles)
*inserts sun*
You get sunspots.
*inserts data*
You get data entry. :P
*inserts Gtalk*
You get logs. :P
*inserts saws*
You get buzzsaws.
*inserts tools*
You get a shed.
*inserts soul*
You get the Grim Reaper.
*inserts WallE*
You get a trip to the movies very soon.
*inserts Velcro sleeping on his back*
You get a caption and a cheezburger. :D
*inserts bad grammar*
You do NOT get Deloria :P
*inserts an egg*
You get the Orphic Theogony. :)
*inserts dragons*
You get a copy of the Inheritance trilogy.
*inserts carnival*
You get creepy carnival music! :D
*inserts a red nose*
You get a clown.
*inserts a mouse*
You get a rat
*inserts couch*
You get a furniture shop
*inserts underwear*
You get laundry day.
*inserts a drawing his friend left on his marker board*
You get an episode of "Chalk Zone"
*inserts a star '*' *
Your * supernovas
*inserts Delling* :P
You get... ...ME!
The soda machine couldn't handle me. :P
*inserts blue fire*
You get a B-52. :P
*inserts self*
You get clean clothes :D
*inserts THE B-52's* (The band XD)
You get some albums.
*inserts DVDs*
You get them back, the machine only reads Bluray
*inserts fake doctor*
You get a warrant for his arrest.
*inserts mexican jumping beans*
You get delicious jumping bean dish,
*inserts Canadian jumping bean*
You get distracted.
*inserts a monster of unimaginable proportions*
You get a zapper to make it smaller.
*inserts the two post rule*
You get the 10 post rule
*inserts Nebel made out of LEGO* XD
You get the LEGO vault.
*inserts legos*
You get Duplo. o_O
*inserts swimming pool*
You get a swimming pool made of Duplo :D
*inserts speedos*
You get... scarred for life. :P
*inserts squirrels*
you get crazy militant squirrels on a mission to take over the world...umm...yeah :)
*inserts shrink wrap*
You get a weird product that is used for wrapping psychiatrists..
*inserts ice cream*
you get a thank you from the machine
*inserts wounded hand*
You get a healed hand!
*inserts firebrand*
The forum catches on fire :o
*inserts Hollywood*
You get Bollywood. ::)
*inserts PS3*
You get GTAIV.
*inserts Niko Bellic*
You get a very bad accent
*inserts a Dobsonian*
You get a Newtonian
*inserts John Dobson*
You get Isaac Newton
*inserts David Hume*
You get an antique copy of History of England. :D
*inserts frog*
you get a 7th grade science class
*inserts fasion industry*
You get ugly clothing
*inserts Santa Claus*
You get a Santa Claus outfit.
*inserts green lemons*
You get green bananas.
*inserts free movie ticket*
You get to watch Wall-E 9839489384 times! :D
*inserts annoyance with certain individuals*
You get annoyed individuals.
*inserts a chair with a chimp sitting in it while choking on a church mouse (don't ask) which is choking on a bit of cheese*
You get a very confused cat.
*inserts an envelope*
You get a letter opener
*inserts a glass*
you get a cup
*inserts smoke*
You get a new law :P
*inserts pond*
You get DUCKS! :D
*inserts some cupcakes*
You get crumbs. ;D
*inserts histeria songs*
You get the titles and plot summaries of all of Shakespeare's plays in three minutes. :D
*inserts water*
You quench my thirst.. thanks! :)
*inserts cooler weather*
You get Finnmark. :P
*inserts hair* :P
You get a pair of tweezers!
*inserts dirty job*
You get a shower :D
*inserts clean job*
You get a janitor.
*inserts webcam*
You get a blurry picture. :P
*inserts hug*
You get a hug back
*inserts a yawn*
The machine yawns too (yawning is contagious!)
*inserts a plate*
You get a bowl.
*inserts a spork*
You get a confused WallE XD
*inserts lunchbox*
You get lunch, 'duh!
*inserts Tessy wearing a Wall-E costume!* XB
Quote from: tessspoon on July 02, 2008, 03:49:04 PM
You get a confused WallE XD
LOL, that's EXACTLY what I was thinking about Tessy. ;D
You get yourself, wearing an EVE costume.
*inserts Pedro Martinez*
You get... IMDB'd and wiki'd (later).
*inserts two cats*
You get one dog
*inserts hot dog eating contest*
Eating contests just aren't right. XD
You get a giant, hot dog-shaped trophy.
*inserts irregular verbs*
You get alphabet soup.
*inserts sore tooth*
You get the tooth fairy! :)
*inserts heartache*
You get heartburn. :X
*inserts Coca-Cola*
The machine gives you a thank you note and asks for more.
*inserts Purple Tentacle*
You get Bernard, Hoagie and Laverne :D
*inserts a breadcrumb*
You get Hansel & Gretel.
*inserts Wacken Open Air*
You get the RAF.
*inserts Pedro Martinez wiki article*
You get the number 45.
*inserts turkey thigh*
You get an angry army of Turkeys invading the forum!
*inserts funny youtube video*
You get a not so funny youtube video.
*inserts an internet which has already been inserted into itself...into the magical soda machine which is in the internet...*
You get me with yet another headache. ;P
*inserts :P*
You get a cow tongue.
*inserts Patty Bouvier*
You get an all-beef patty.
*inserts a rosebush*
You get a Casanova president
*inserts music*
You get a record player.
*inserts apple cores*
You get compost.
*inserts a giant zucchini*
You get a giant
*inserts presents*
You get love from everyone :D
*inserts a bunch of old receipts*
you get a cookbook
*inserts blackmail*
You get a huge sum of money from the machine
*inserts candy*
You get a sugar rush! !!!
*inserts carton of eggs*
You get a cheddar omlette. Mmmmm.
*inserts dragon's tail*
You get... a dragon tail! And many an odd stare! :D
*inserts books*
You get knowledge.
*inserts fax machine*
You get a fax.
*inserts a printer*
You get a scanner.
*inserts keyboard*
You get a keyboard that scans you!
*inserts music video*
You get... an infected laminar flow hood. These things happen.
*inserts having to wait to feed cells*
You get patience.
*inserts Radiohead*
You get volume control on your nose!
*inserts a random CD*
You get a random song.
*inserts a semi*
You get a tanker full of milk.
*inserts box of Cheerios*
You get strawberries!
*inserts laundry*
You get Yonkey's dirty drawers! :o
*inserts a pirate*
*pops out of the machine* What were you expecting? :P
*inserts nail clippers*
you get nail clippings...ew
*inserts Michigan's adventures*
You get the Michigan dogman,
*inserts tiredness*
You get a pillow.
*inserts sunshine*
You get Cillian Murphy.
*inserts Band of Brothers*
You get a band of sisters! :D
*inserts coffee*
You get... hyperactive! !!!
*inserts the get vs. become entry in a glossary of diction*
... and for that matter...
*inserts a request for a French glossary of diction*
you get a soda machine with better grammer
*inserts the cause of philosophy*
The machine writes a book on philosophy!
*inserts a fork*
you get a spoon
*inserts a nasty drawing*
You get a broken pencil.
*inserts Won't You Please Go Away message* ::)
You get a bouncer!
*inserts a laugh*
You get a snicker.
*inserts a smelly wet dog*
You get dog shampoo.
*inserts Olympic gold medal*
You get a grumpy magical soda machine.
*comforts* poor thing... it's upset that soda machines aren't allowed to compete...
*inserts an explanation that there just isn't a weight class for such a thing and even then they could get disqualified for being magical*
You get a tiny soda machine in a petri dish so you can study it!
*inserts veggies*
You get a fresh cucumber.
*inserts Vermonty Python (Ben and Jerry's flavor) *
you get monty python
*inserts chocolat*
You get a snickers!
*inserts water*
You get an ocean....of blood!
*inserts towel*
You get happiness :)
*insetrs bad spilling*
You get.. a dictionary! DUR!
*inserts a lollipop*
You get a rainbow-coloured tongue. :P
*inserts a vase*
You get thorns.
*inserts death*
You get life!
*inserts Kelly Rippa*
You get Kelly RIPA. :P
*inserts George Takei*
You get... all of Star Trek on DVD: all series!
*inserts TAing*
...What?... ok.. you get... you get.. a huge question mark!
*inserts a pair of pants*
The pants you're wearing disappear from around your waist and reappear on your head!
*inserts empty Cheetos bag*
You get orange fingers.
*inserts popsicle*
You get a freezer.
*inserts cereal bowl*
You get cereal
*inserts a store*
You get groceries.
*inserts "Ta da!" *
You get silence. :P
*inserts pine tree*
you get a pineapple
*inserts deodorant*
You get a better smelling Magic Soda Machine
*inserts a book*
You get a bookmark. XB
*inserts saltwater taffy*
You get salt.
*inserts kaboom*
You get a magical soda machine in flames.
*inserts fire hydrant*
You get a geyser.
*inserts a gas giant*
You get Jupiter
*inserts annoyance*
You get a splinter.
*inserts nasty disposition*
You get a hasty physician.
*inserts bootlegged concert videos*
You get sued by Viacom. ::)
*inserts hamburger*
You get the Hamburglar!
*inserts police K9 unit*
You get, erm, an ANGRY police K9 unit. :S
*inserts lawn flamingo*
You get lawn gnomes.
*inserts a vestigial fireplace*
You get a collapsed chimney.
*inserts a purring cat*
You get a growling dog.
*inserts a cordless phone*
You get a cellphone.
*inserts a wire*
You get a barb.
*inserts telekinesis*
The machine levitates
*inserts a pirate ship*
You get Barbosa.
*inserts raised eyebrow at lack of posts while I was away*
You get... your eyebrow shaved off. :P
*inserts cereal*
You get milk.
*inserts cookies*
You get a jar
*inserts Han Solo*
You get Chewbacca.
*inserts bantha fodder*
You get... Star Wars?
*inserts a cattery*
You get a battery
*inserts hair clip*
You get a ranch dip.
*inserts a lawnmower*
You get a very risky shave! :o
*inserts annoying melody*
You get a song sung off an album by an American Idol "artist". :P
*inserts paintball gun*
You get entered into a national paintball competition.
*inserts packing boxes*
The machine packs you inside a box and ships you off to someplace!
*inserts Tibet*
You get a copy of 7 Years in Tibet starring Brad Pitt. :suffer:
*inserts smelly air*
You get a smell back from the machine.
*inserts a purring kitty*
You get a tiger! :o
*inserts a superhero*
you get a supervillain
inserts plug of my new webcam
You get recorded on icarus' webcame!
*inserts junk mail*
You get a junkyard for mail!
*inserts a duck*
You get Donald!
*inserts Goofy*
You get a eulogy! ...well that was unexpected!
*inserts a hannah montanna tape*
You get a Hanna-Barbera videotape.
*inserts a headache*
You get Carla (she has a headache)
*inserts Indiana Jones*
You get snakes. ("Why did it have to be snakes?!")
*inserts Short Round*
you get al "long shot"
*inserts a white lotus*
You get a charred white lotus.
*inserts a tooth fairy*
You get fake teeth!
*inserts a casino*
You get an Indian tribe!
*inserts Jiu-jitsu*
You get Tae Kwon Do.
*inserts hamburger helper*
You get hamburger overlord! :suffer:
*inserts missing PK*
You get a found PK! :D
*inserts peanut butter & jelly*
You get peanut butter jelly time!
*inserts grading tests and fear of grading the tests from his section*
You get a professor with lots of experience.
*inserts hair of the dog that bit you*
You get Guybrush Threepwood XD
*inserts bottle of wine*
you get a crate of beer.
*insers #2592u6030f95 command*
You get an error from the machine! :o
*inserts a weaver*
You get Merlin's weave! :jafar:
*inserts Cheese Whiz*
You get Ritz crackers.
*inserts Janeane Garofalo*
You get a big question mark from the machine
*inserts broken chair*
you get the repairbill.
*inserts a very old painting*
You get a very young painter who painted it. :P
*inserts causality*
You get a slip of paper that reads, "This isn't the word association game!"
*inserts dripping wet hair*
You get a towel. :P
*inserts wine bottle*
you get a empty crate of beer.
(tess already got the full one)
*inserts a fireflower from super mario*
You get a NES :D
*inserts happiness*
You get a SNES :D
*inserts couscous*
You get steam.
*inserts the movie Steamboy*
You get Steamboat Willie
*inserts Disney*
You get Pixar.
*inserts raffle ticket*
You win a raffle!
*inserts ceiling fan*
You get happy ceiling cat!
*inserts basement cat*
You get an evil kitty,
*inserts happy things*
You get hyenas.
*inserts Elijah Wood*
You get a bunch of movies by Peter Jackson. ::)
*inserts Nibelungenleid*
You get random things from the machine in hopes one of them is related to Nibelungenlaid XD
*inserts Steve Martin*
Quote from: Merlin on September 22, 2008, 03:02:54 PM
You get random things from the machine in hopes one of them is related to Nibelungenlaid XD
*inserts Steve Martin*
A simple ring or magic ring would have sufficed...
You get white hair. :o
*inserts Delling's magic ring* XD
You get Wagner
*inserts sweet dreams*
You get a nightmare! :o
*inserts closet monster*
You get James P. Sullivan.
*inserts pajama pants*
Quote from: Delling on September 22, 2008, 03:29:27 PM
Quote from: Merlin on September 22, 2008, 03:02:54 PM
You get random things from the machine in hopes one of them is related to Nibelungenlaid XD
*inserts Steve Martin*
A simple ring or magic ring would have sufficed...
XD XD Indeed... :P
You get the matching top. :)
*inserts Valkyrie*
You get an eye patch.
*inserts chest contusion*
You get a note: "you should have worn the jacket at fencing."
*inserts forgetting to do self-assessment quiz last night*
You get total fail!
*inserts cold weather*
You get a toboggan. Which, I recently found out, can be either a sled or a knit hat. :P
*inserts programming contest*
You get buried in code.
*inserts heavy eyelids*
The machine goes silent with only "ZzZZzzzZ" appearing on it's display! XD
*inserts bed*
You get a pillow. :zzz:
*inserts cherry pie*
You get chocolate pie instead.
*inserts wet hair*
You get a hairdryer
*inserts happy memories*
You get a jar containing 1 brain.
*inserts smelly air*
You get a can of Frebreze.
I started to type "a can of smelly Frebreeze". I think I need to go to sleep. :P
*inserts :zzz:*
You get a wake-up squad!
*inserts country music*
You get Reba!
*inserts obsession*
You get compulsion.
*inserts a turkey*
The machine starts to gobble!
*inserts a hat*
You get a stovepipe.
*inserts the inch of hair he trimmed off himself*
A gypsy woman puts a spell on the clip of hair so your hair never stops growing, unless it's cut by a magic axe from a blind woodsman who will only give up the axe if you can guess his name, which you will in turn need a talking magic bird to find out. :P XD
*inserts 10th Kingdom movie*
you get 11th Kingdom movie
*inserts train ticket
You get the Train Thread.
*inserts itchy eyebrow*
You get Larryboy and the Angry Eyebrows.
*inserts Dilbert*
(Posted on: October 14, 2008, 02:14:42 PM)
Hey!! Is this machine broken, or what? If I don't get anything for my Dilbert, then I want a refund!!
You get the Pointy Haired Boss. :P
*inserts lunch*
You get a feast! XD
*inserts Star Wars*
You get Endor.
*inserts Wicket*
You get a croquet mallet ;D
*Inserts periodic table*
You get ununpentium
*inserts Einstein*
You get a pile of atoms.
*inserts banjo*
You get Jo (there's a Dutch song about Jo with the Banjo, so :P)
*inserts a mandolin*
you get Mien (same dutch song)
*inserts a doctors order for a medicine against a cold*
You get a cough! :D
*inserts a christmas tree*
You get a wreath.
*inserts cinnamon buns*
You get crumbs which look surprisingly as if they are from cinnamon buns.
*inserts all of his various email addresses*
You get various forms of spam. ::)
*inserts a paper plane*
You get a wood plane, and not the flying kind...
*inserts a typewriter covered in applesauce*
You get a book about applesauce! :D
*inserts a fire*
You get ashes.
*inserts Saccharomyces cerevisiae*
You get a vat of ale.
*inserts ye olde barber's chair*
You get a haircut! :raf: -> :o
*inserts errands*
You get a list of additional chores from the machine! :suffer:
*inserts a piece of paper*
You get a paper airplane, covered in solutions to Schrodinger's equation.
*Inserts USB to PS/2 converter*
You get an electric shock.
*inserts lack of sleep*
You get hallucinations!
*Inserts empty chocolate box (hoping for refill!)*
You get the message "Thank you for recycling. :suffer:"
*inserts pumpkin pie*
You get a jack-o-lantern.
*inserts vanilla ice cream*
You get freeze-dried ice cream - YUM! :P
*Inserts burned-out fluorescent bulb*
The machine starts to flicker and then goes dark
*inserts a computer game*
You receive the game's code on punch cards. 8)
*Gently places an drained eggshell inside the slot*
You get a cup full of yolks.
*inserts pumpkin seeds*
You get a Jack-o-Lantern
*inserts a candle*
You get a wax model of the Magical Soda Machine. :P
*inserts pencil shavings*
You get a colored pencil set.
*inserts insult sword fighting*
You get apology sword fighting!
*inserts a ghost*
You get a sheet.
*Inserts a riddle*
You get Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.
*Drops in an empty revolver*
You get ammunition but the machine keeps the gun :suffer:
*inserts a sandwich*
You get your sandwich back with a big bite taken out of it. :P
*Inserts Scrabble*
You get two Q's, three I's an X and a Z. :suffer:
*inserts leftover Halloween candy*
The machine gets diabetes :o
*inserts costumes*
You get more candy :P
*inserts scarecrow hay*
You get the Cowardly Lion and the Tin Woodsman.
*Inserts cat hair"
The machine sneezes! (It's allergic :P)
*inserts Christmas*
You get yuletide carols. :P
*inserts "THE ELECTION'S ALMOST OVER"*
*has wanted this thing to be done and over with for about 2 years now :P*
You and me both!
You get a candidate button.
*inserts Skeleton Bob*
You get the British Bob Skeleton Association (http://www.bobskeleton.org.uk/)
*Inserts tiredness :sleepy:*
You get a good night's sleep.
*inserts Aspirin*
you get an headage
*inserts a wooden leg*
You get a pirate!
*Inserts leftovers*
You get them back again... and again... and again... plus a fruitcake. :P
*Deposits a bank safety box*
You get a key!
*inserts a music box*
You get a box of sheet music.
*Inserts HTML*
The machine automatically converts it to XHTML with CSS for faster loading! :D
*Drops in a toothpick*
You get piece of food that was stuck in your teeth.
*inserts a sneeze guard*
You get an un-sneezed-on salad :D
*Inserts flux capacitor*
You get a DeLorean!
*inserts Deloria* :P
You get a 15th century castle.
*Tosses in a cumberbund*
You get a British military officer :D
*inserts a dragon*
The machine releases a cloud of smoke.
*inserts grumbling stomach*
Quote from: Yonkey on November 07, 2008, 09:32:44 PM
You get a DeLorean!
*inserts Deloria* :P
XD XD It's pretty in here. :D A kaleidoscope of colours, shinies and...mildly disturbing things moving...
Quote from: Deloria on November 10, 2008, 09:25:30 AM
Quote from: Yonkey on November 07, 2008, 09:32:44 PM
You get a DeLorean!
*inserts Deloria* :P
XD XD It's pretty in here. :D A kaleidoscope of colours, shinies and...mildly disturbing things moving...
XD XD
You get the rest of my fried chicken and french fries. (They always give me way more than I can eat :P )
*inserts plane ticket to LAX*
You get a jetliner.
*inserts pizza craving*
You get pizza! !!!
*inserts Super Scrabble*
The machine's display starts showing random letters!
*inserts a cookie*
The machine turns into a (mechanical) cat! :cat:
*inserts mouse*
You get purrs.
*inserts tuna*
The machine swims away! ::)
*inserts a theme song*
You get Three's Company.
*inserts Marty Mcfly*
You get a pair of underwear with the name "Calvin Klein" on them!
(Also, the machine turns back into a soda machine. Apparently the cat-cookie spell is only permanent on humans!)
*Inserts cell phone*
You hear an annoying ring tone emanating from the machine.
*inserts spatula*
You get a frying pan.
*inserts volume controller*
The machine starts playing loud music! XD
*inserts a kitten*
You start to hear really loud, and annoing meows.
**Inserts a cookie**
You get a well-fed kitten.
*inserts hour hand*
You get a clock that doesn't quite work right.
*inserts smelly dog*
You get a collar!
*inserts a figurine*
You get your figurine back - in 1,000 pieces!
*Inserts apple core*
You get an apple tree. :P
*inserts scrap paper*
You get the paper back, recycled into a post card.
*Flings in a boomerang tied to a 10lb paperweight*
You get a paperweight tied to a 10lb boomerang! :o
*inserts cell phone bill*
You get cash back to pay it with. :D
*inserts a sheared sheep*
You get woolen pajamas.
*Inserts a tictac*
The machine gets fresh breath! ;D You, however get nothing. :suffer:
*inserts Red Hots*
You get chili peppers!
*inserts porridge*
You get Goldilocks! :flirt:
*inserts umbrella*
You get Mary Poppins.
*inserts Hank Venture*
You get Ace Ventura (Because it's kinda similar) ;P
*inserts happy thoughts*
You get Peter Pan
*Inserts PowerPoint presentation*
You get a program error.
*inserts Disney World*
You get Mickey Mouse! :D
*inserts a flashlight*
You get some dead batteries
*inserts olives*
You get olive oil!
*inserts salt & pepper*
You get shakers!
*inserts an apple*
You get a cup of apple cider.
*inserts a database*
You get a database management system.
*Inserts Wii*
You get Wi-Fi.
*inserts a snowball*
You get a snowman.
**inserts a NDS**
You get the original GameBoy. (And don't try to tell me that the DS isn't part of the GameBoy family)
*Drops in a stack dump*
The machine cleans up the mess :P
*inserts stress*
You get some chamomile tea.
*Inserts dirty laundry*
You get a nose plug and a sign saying "Do it yourself! :suffer:". :P
*inserts a spork*
The machine doesn't know what spork is so you get pork instead! :suffer:
*inserts a mystery*
You get Agatha Christie!
*Inserts Miracle-Gro*
you get HUGE plants (I mean HUGE)
*inserts :suffer:*
You get Yonkey! XD
*inserts a cannon*
You get hit by a cannonball! :o
*Inserts TSL beta*
You get TSL gamma! :D ;P
*inserts garbage bag*
you get garbage
*inserts Maya (program)*
You get some really cool character models! (I don't know if you knew, but they are using Maya for the models and animations in TSL! 8))
*Inserts curly fries*
You get curly ketchup.
*inserts a cold den*
You get a colder den.
I did know Tsl is using Maya, I have the P.L.E. and it's cool.
**inserts a piano**
The machine teaches you how to play it! :D
*inserts a unicorn*
You get a rainbow.
*inserts a boot*
You get THE boot. :P
*inserts blue blanket*
You get Linus.
*Inserts Legos*
Quote from: atec123 on November 19, 2008, 10:49:54 AM
I did know Tsl is using Maya, I have the P.L.E. and it's cool.
Yeah, I downloaded the P.L.E. to play around with. It IS cool, but very complicated! I have a whole new appreciation for the Art people on the team!!
You get Legoland! ;D
*inserts a normal brick*
You get mortar.
*inserts paprika*
You get cayenne pepper! :o
*inserts pistachios*
You get a floor covered in shells.
*inserts Ocho Cinco*
You get a fine for $5000
*inserts stupidity*
You get intelligence. :scholar:
*inserts driveway*
You get a monster truck! 8)
*inserts the tooth fairy*
You get a great big bag filled with other people's teeth! :X
*inserts soup*
Quote from: tessspoon on November 20, 2008, 09:10:55 PM
You get a fine for $5000
XB I love that you knew what I was talking about, Tessy.....
You get a pile of cut up chicken.
*inserts James Bond*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on November 21, 2008, 03:38:17 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on November 20, 2008, 09:10:55 PM
You get a fine for $5000
XB I love that you knew what I was talking about, Tessy.....
XD I didn't; I searched for it on google and an article about it came up. :P
You get our database project, which stored several James Bond movies. :P
*inserts brake pedal*
You get a lead foot.
*inserts jar of pickles*
You get a bunch of cheeseburgers to put them on.
*inserts fried chicken skin*
You get a healthy alive chicken! :D
*inserts Shania Twain*
You get a leopard print cape! XD
*inserts aspartame*
(Posted on: November 22, 2008, 07:49:48 AM)
???
*following a google...*
You get natural sugar.
*inserts an opera house*
You get Wagner's Ring Cycle. :D
*inserts the Prussian Palace* :D
You get a flying buttress! ;D
*inserts a squirrel*
You get a chipmunk.
*inserts a viking*
You get pirated. :o ;P
*inserts souvenir*
You get a coupon for a free vacation.
*inserts a jar of pickles*
You get Pickles the Drummer. (Ding dong doodily doodily doodily doo!)
*inserts Superjail*
You get locked up!
*inserts a pillow*
you get a pillow fight whit the soda machine :raf: :cesar:
*inserts grapefruit*
You get a........Grapefruit flavoured soda drink (well it is a soda machine).
*Inserts left handed screwdriver*
You get a left-handed screw XB
*inserts an elephant*
You get the ability to never forget.
*inserts stuffed nose*
You get the stuff XD
*Inserts a book*
You get the movie version, which bears almost no resemblance to the book. XB
*inserts annoying clock*
You get a cuckoo clock in which the cuckoo is Donkey from Shrek :X
*inserts Sahara desert sand*
You get a camel!
*inserts a deed*
You get a need!
*inserts lama*
You get Winamp!
*inserts Starbucks*
You get a Caramel Frap with whipped cream.....mmmm.
*inserts a Sharpie*
You get covered in Sharpie ink!
*inserts marzipan*
You get food poisening.
Inserts Marmite.
Quote from: Seymour on December 02, 2008, 03:48:14 PM
You get food poisening.
Inserts Marmite.
If I get food poisoning from marzipan, I don't WANT to know what I would get from Marmite! :P
Marzipan tastes like death, Marmite tastes like angels jsut masaged your taste buds (good in other words).
Quote from: Seymour on December 02, 2008, 03:48:14 PM
You get food poisening.
Inserts Marmite.
You get :X
*inserts jabberwocky*
You get the Holy Grail!
*inserts a painting*
The machine smiles like Mona Lisa! :P
*inserts a missing person poster*
You get the missing person! :D
*inserts snow*
You get rain.
*inserts Rockefeller Christmas tree*
You get a rich Christmas tree :D
*inserts computer problems*
You get my computer problems instead. ;P
*inserts a clip on tie*
You get a spinning bow tie.
*inserts razor cover*
You get a cover with scratches on it! :P
*inserts an army of kittens!* :P
You get a hoard of cat food.
*inserts a soda can*
You get a empty can :P
*inserts a laptop*
You get a laptop battery.
*inserts a whale*
You get Rosella!
*inserts Laura Bow*
You get a old computer that barely runs it!
*inserts César**
You get a César chicken wrap. :P
*inserts knowledge*
You get wisdom.
*inserts asterisk*
You get Obelisk!
*inserts remote control*
You get a TV from before they invented remote controls!
*inserts F. Scott Fitzgerald*
You get a pile of short stories.
*inserts thigh highs*
You get hotpants
*inserts a pegleg*
You get a pirate! :o
*inserts UNIX*
You get a penguin!
*inserts Apple*
You get a cult of blinded Apple-worshippers :P
*inserts good ol' Microsoft* :D
Quote from: PirateKingChris on December 03, 2008, 10:31:44 PM*inserts asterisk*
Quote from: Nebel on December 04, 2008, 05:00:12 AMYou get Obelisk!
I love those comics! I always used to read them when I went to the library. I'll have to go back soon and read them again, it's been too long...
The machine freezes during the insertion, :zzz: and the display shows the BSOD. :bomb:
*Drops in a parachute*
You get a pair of chutes. :P
*inserts adamantium*
Quote from: Elessar on December 05, 2008, 06:53:40 PM
Quote from: PirateKingChris on December 03, 2008, 10:31:44 PM*inserts asterisk*
Quote from: Nebel on December 04, 2008, 05:00:12 AMYou get Obelisk!
I love those comics! I always used to read them when I went to the library. I'll have to go back soon and read them again, it's been too long...
The less serious students get to read those comics in class, if they're in French/English. :P
You get a suit of armour
*inserts a sunflower*
You get good old Vincent! (van Gogh)
*inserts pond*
You get the farm! :D (to which I'm not going b/c I have to write 9 pages by Monday...)
*inserts the one page of the paper that he's written thus far*
The machine says it's no good and tells you to start over! :P
*inserts lolcat*
You get loldog :P
*inserts the fabric of time and space* :D
You get one pretty pissed off seamstress! XB
*inserts credit card*
You get overcharged and bad credit.
*inserts pea soup*
You get a fly! XD
*inserts a pirate ship*
You get the Winged One XD
*inserts physics lab*
You get an explosion.
Next time, don't put the supercooled stuff so close to the superheated stuff. ;)
*inserts cat wearing a cone*
You get ice cream full of cat hair.
*inserts a fake severed foot*
You get a REAL severed foot! :o :X
*inserts morning*
You get night :)
*inserts a sword*
You get Excalibur.
*inserts slingshot*
You get a dead giant and fewer points in KQ1.
*inserts flash drive*
The machine takes your picture.. ha ha ;)
*inserts Reba McEntire*
You get a read headed stepdaughter.
*inserts oxygen tank*
You get free oxygen!
*inserts one gold coin to see Madam Mushka*
The machine makes a strange beeping noise, and a card pops out:
We're sorry. The psychic you have dialed has been
disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel
you have reached this message in error, please
insert another gold coin and try again.
*inserts fluffy pillows*
You get deja vu! (This is like the 2nd or 3rd time I got fluffy pillows! :P)
*inserts bottled water*
You get a bottle of tap water XD
*inserts a ray of sunshine*
You get Madam Mim (She "Hates sunshine....haaaaaaaaates sunshine!")
*inserts runny nose*
You get a walking ear
*inserts itch*
You get a scratch.
*inserts ether*
you get a phoenix down.
*inserts the mail*
you get spam
*inserts chicken*
You get steak.
*inserts a scarf*
The machine is grateful, being in the cold weather, so it returns a cup of hot chocolate.
*Tosses in a salad*Quote from: snabbott on December 09, 2008, 04:38:57 AM*inserts ether*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 09, 2008, 05:35:05 AM
you get a phoenix down.
XD Ahh, good ol' FF.
You get a salad bar
*inserts Christmas* :D
You get Santa! :o
*inserts Rudolph*
You get a string of red Christmas lights.
*inserts Frosty's nose*
You get Carrot Top. :S
*inserts candy canes*
You get a GIANT candy cane!
*inserts snowy weather*
You get the song "Let It Snow"
*inserts his own shaggy beard he's growing for Xmas*
You get Shaggy from Scooby Doo
*inserts Scrappy with a note: "No one will miss him."*
You get Orbitty with a note: "Returns will not be accepted!"
*inserts wraith*
You get a poltergeist! :o
*inserts a banana*
You get a three-headed monkey.
*inserts Moaning Myrtle*
You get Nearly Headless Nick.
*inserts pizza*
You get Carla (Who doesn't like Pizza XD)
*inserts Golden Girls <3*
you get Silver Girls
*inserts leftovers from dinner*
You get rightunders.
*inserts birthday cake*
You get used candles.
*inserts LeChuck's underwear*
You get zapped by LeChuck! :o
*inserts Christmas lights*
You get covered in Christmas lights yourself XB
*inserts a reindeer*
you get a red nose :P
*inserts scully*
You get Merlin's avatar! XD
**inserts tons of homework**
The machine now feels bad for being severely overweight and doesn't like you anymore!
*inserts a mirror*
You get no reflection! You're a vampire! :o
*inserts a steak*
You get a note that says, "A1 please."
*inserts New York Giants logo*
You get a giant New York logo! :P
*inserts ranch dressing*
*gach* The magic soda machine gags on the ranch dressing.
*inserts salad to stop the gagging*
You get a healthier machine! ;D
*inserts a karate teacher*
You get a karate student!
*inserts oasis*
You get a wonderwall
*inserts soda*
You get a sticky empty can.
*inserts fuzzy navel*
Eww.. you get... eh.. lint? XD
*inserts a chipmunk*
You get Alvin, Simon and Theodore!
*inserts a floppy disk*
you get a stuck disk.
Why did you put that disk in the CD-drive?
*inserts a Christmas bell*
You get Santa's reindeer! XB
*inserts a Santa costume*
you get the santa claus clause
*inserts holiday*
You get a vacation.
*inserts Wizard's Chess*
You get a treasure chest!
*inserts a straw*
you get juicepack whitout a straw. :suffer:
*inserts to tiny pants*
You get elves! :D
*inserts a bonfire*
You get marshmallows.
*inserts vanilla milkshake*
You get hot chocolate! :D
*inserts Earl Grey tea*
You get a better health! ;D
*inserts a bunny*
you get 2 bunnies
*inserts 2 bunnies*
You get 1048576 bunnies! :o
*inserts peanut butter*
You get a dancing banana! :D
*inserts hot cocoa*
You get hot white chocolate.
*inserts mini Reese's Peanut Butter cups"
You get HUGE Reese's peanut butter cups!
*inserts a scarf*
You get tied up! ;B
*Inserts a bent, spindled, folded, mutilated cheque*
You get NOTHING! :suffer:
*inserts orange (the fruit, not the colour)*
You get the colour!!!
*Inserts a present*
You get a past. Your neighbor's past. A lonely past. But don't worry - whatever it was is now past. ::)
*Drops in for a minute*
You get very late! :P
*inserts bottle of Bacardi rum*
The machine gets drunk :P
*inserts presents*
You get lumps of coal. :P (I'm sure you'd be very excited if you were the red or white queen!)
*inserts Christmas Eve*
You get Christmas day! :D
*inserts Santa* XB
You get Sandy Claws.
*inserts Lock*
you get a oneway portal to Santa's workshop.
*inserts Christmas greetings*
You get a Merry Christmas!!! :D !!!
*inserts pumpkin pie* :D
You get apple pie!
*inserts cheesecake*
The machine gets very full and doesn't take the whole piece and gives you half of it back.
*inserts burnt tongue from drinking hot coffee too quick so he could drive home late last night without passing out*
You get a numb tongue. :P
*inserts a clock*
You get a time bomb! :o
*inserts Christmas ornament*
you get a newyear ornament.
*inserts needles*
You get a drug-addicted Machine! :P
*inserts a dog*
You get a rubber chew toy.
*inserts cat claws*
You get bear claws. :)
*inserts leftover turkey*
You get food poisoning! XD
*inserts a magical wand*
You get Harry Potter!
*inserts random words*
you get scrambled words.
*inserts order for firework*
You get one sparkler :P
*inserts The Tales of Beetle the Bard*
The Machine starts doing Karaoke :P
*inserts the entire multiverse*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on December 30, 2008, 06:54:49 AM
*inserts The Tales of Beetle the Bard*
Quote from: Merlin on December 30, 2008, 10:27:13 AM
The Machine starts doing Karaoke :P
I don't get it. :S
You get several miniverses
*inserts Ladle Rat Rotten Hut*
Quote from: snabbott on December 30, 2008, 08:57:46 PM
Quote from: PirateKingChris on December 30, 2008, 06:54:49 AM
*inserts The Tales of Beetle the Bard*
Quote from: Merlin on December 30, 2008, 10:27:13 AM
The Machine starts doing Karaoke :P
I don't get it. :S
You know.. a bard.. sings?.. I thought it was funny at the time I wrote it but maybe it's just confusing to everyone but me. XD
You get Little Red Riding Hood.
*inserts leftovers from Xmas*
You get Thanksgiving!
*inserts my 2nd copy of Tales of Beddle the Bard*
The machine writes a song about you!
*inserts frustration and annoyance*
You get it right back. How unexpected. :P
*inserts crayons*
*hands Merlin a link* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tales_of_Beedle_the_Bard :P
You get colored pencils.
*inserts smelling salts*
You get ice
*inserts a blog*
You get the blog back in binary.
*inserts cat fur*
The machine suddenly needs a shave :P
*inserts a mosquito*
You get slapped! :suffer:
*inserts chocolate cake*
You get vanilla icing.
*inserts second breakfast*
You get a contented hobbit. XD
*inserts unpaid bills*
The machine runs out of power! :o
*inserts a bill*
machine doesn't accept the bill as the unpaid bill first need to be paid for it to work again.
*Inserts his pocketmoney*
Let's hope that's enough for it to work again. :P
You get a new bank account.
*inserts labradoodle*
The Machine throws a stick and tells you to fetch. :P
*inserts Batman* :D
You get Christian Bale, Adam West, Michael Keaton, and Val Kilmer...but no George Clooney. XD
*inserts ace of diamonds playing card*
You get an officer saying this isn't a casino.
*inserts the jester of cards*
You get a copy of "Cards gone Wild"! :P
*inserts picture of adorable nephew ;D*
The machine is so enraptured by the adorable nephew's cuteness, that it forgets its duties, and doesn't give anything in return. >:(
*Kicks the soda machine*
The soda machine spits boiling hot soda in your face. Ow.
*inserts Clark Kent*
You get Superman!
*inserts Kent Brockman*
you get an manhole
*inserts rust*
You get Rusty Venture.
*inserts The Monarch*
You get a butterfly.
*inserts a mouse*
You get a mouse pad! ;D
Inserts a keyboard
You get a Blackberry!
*inserts a blueberry*
You get a muffin.
*inserts snow flurries*
You get a blizzard!
*inserts pizza*
You get a Joey special (Two Pizzas)
*inserts a bunny*
You get a bunnysuit. (made out of wool not bunny's)
*Inserts an applepie*
You get vanilla ice cream!
*inserts mounds of snow*
You get a very annoyed soda machine! >:(
*Inserts bathtub*
The machine takes a bath! ;D
*inserts a rubber ducky* !!
You get Ernie from Sesame Street.
*inserts a damned dirty ape*
You get Charleton Heston!
*inserts the Oxford English Dictionary*
You get some obscure word.
*inserts classes tomorrow*
You get homework tonight. :S
*inserts chocolate brownie*
The Machine magically turns into a giant brownie! XB
*inserts actual spam*
You get the Spam sketch.
*inserts dirty laundry*
You get clean laundry. The Soda machine was in a good mood, so it did it for you.
*inserts lab reports*
You get an entirely new lab! :D
*inserts a pigeon*
You get a clay pigeon.
*inserts hydrogen oxide*
You get a bottle of water.
*inserts beard stubble*
You get pricked.
*inserts tiredness*
The machine yawns.
*inserts popcorn*
a movie comes out
*inserts a black box*
You get a jetliner.
*inserts Cardinals football helmet*
You get a Cardinals baseball helmet.
*inserts metadata*
You get meta machine! ;D
*inserts a can of coke*
You get Coke Zero. :-\
*inserts lasagna*
You get the empty lasagna pan back.
*inserts MS-DOS*
Quote from: Yonkey on January 22, 2009, 06:25:03 AM
You get Coke Zero. :-\
Yeah no matter what they say that's not nearly as good as a regular Coke.
You get a stack of VGA Sierra games!
*inserts Merlin's beard*
XD XD.... you get Merlin! *And the kingdom rejoiced*
*inserts PK's eyes* :P
Quote from: PirateKingChris on January 22, 2009, 01:37:27 PM
Yeah no matter what they say that's not nearly as good as a regular Coke.
It's definitely a lot better tasting than Diet Coke, but it just feels like it's always lacking something whenever I tried drinking it.
...You get a blind PK! *
And the kingdom rejoiced even louder* o_O
*inserts the kingdom* :D
You get King Graham!
*inserts Phoenix Online Studios*
you get soidutS enilnO xineohP.
Why did the machine do that?
*inserts ???*
The machine suddenly starts to question it's own existence and needs professional help :o
*inserts a fairy tale*
Quote from: Yonkey on January 22, 2009, 09:00:56 PM
Quote from: PirateKingChris on January 22, 2009, 01:37:27 PM
Yeah no matter what they say that's not nearly as good as a regular Coke.
It's definitely a lot better tasting than Diet Coke, but it just feels like it's always lacking something whenever I tried drinking it.
...You get a blind PK! *And the kingdom rejoiced even louder* o_O
Yeah but what isn't better than Diet Coke? :P
Blind me? *sniff*
You get Little Red Riding Hood.
*inserts Blind Mag*
You get the Genetic Opera (which sounds more than a little disturbing)!
*inserts paper clip bent into the shape of a reindeer*
Quote from: snabbott on January 23, 2009, 01:48:08 PM
You get the Genetic Opera (which sounds more than a little disturbing)!
LOL...It's definitely not for the casual viewer, but I just saw it last night and thought it was great!
You get a paperclip shaped like Santa :D
*inserts a bad mood* :P
(I'm considering the whole waiting 2 posts rule null and void when a week goes by :P)
You get a WORSE mood. :furious:
*inserts computer Blu-ray player he wants to punch*
You get an 8-track player!
*inserts iPod*
You get an iPhone :P
*inserts an angry mob*
You get a bunch of torches.
*inserts imposter*
You get the real thing.
*inserts french fries*
You get freedom fries XB
*inserts illness*
You get wellness. :D
*inserts unfinished work*
You get fired AND an F. (Ever notice they both start with F?)
*inserts Lombardi Trophy*
You get a fishing trophy! XD
*inserts a fish*
you get Cat
*inserts the credit crises*
The machine nearly dies in shock, and gets repaired.
*Inserts Haven*
You get total lunacy! XB
*inserts a stamp*
You get a postcard, from Merlin! :D
*inserts blizzard*
You get a monsoon.
*inserts 3-D glasses*
You get Coraline.
*inserts smelling salts*
You get bath salts
*inserts a tub of jam*
You get a mountain of toasted English Muffins.
*inserts BSOD*
You get my old motherboard that stopped working!
*insterts MuggleCast*
You get a Mugglebrokenarm? :P
*inserts a hamster*
Quote from: Merlin on February 05, 2009, 09:15:00 AM
You get a Mugglebrokenarm? :P
XD lol
MuggleCast (http://www.mugglecast.com)
You get a hamster wheel.
*inserts chest congestion*
You get a sinus infection. :-\
*inserts a Möbius strip*
You get an actual stripper! XB
*inserts confusion*
You get confused!!
*Insets karmakarmakarmakarmakarmacamilion*
You get noilimacamrakamrakamrakamarkamrak.
*inserts magic eraser*
The machine turns invisible! :o
*inserts magic soda*
Quote from: tessspoon on February 06, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
You get noilimacamrakamrakamrakamarkamrak.
XD XD lol, at first I had no idea what that was!
You get the blueprints for the Magical Soda machine 3.0!!
*inserts magic mirror*
You get a mirror that turns all its reflections upside down.
*steals the blueprints from snabbot and inserts them*
You get blue fingerprints.. as in the ink they put on criminals' fingers for stealing! :P
*inserts newspaper*
You get the internet.
*inserts slippers*
You get actual shoes :P
*inserts a dancing banana*
You get a boring, non-dancing bannana.
*inserts awesomeness*
you get an angry A3P
*inserts feelings for deathwish*
You get wishes for deathfeel... ???
*inserts clown shoes*
A clown jumps out of the machine and starts chasing you around the room. :suffer:
*inserts a red pill*
You get a blue pill
*inserts googol*
You get Google.
*inserts Youtube*
You DON'T get a big truck but instead you get a series of tubes! :suffer:
*inserts a missing person poster*
You get a missing dog poster.
*inserts fopmuffin*
You get a blueberry muffin.
*inserts a tea bag*
You get green tea!
*inserts a basket of puppies*
You get a handful! :D
*inserts blank CD*
You get a CD full of PR0N!!!! XB
*inserts aspirin*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on February 08, 2009, 04:24:03 PM
You get a CD full of PR0N!!!! XB
HAHAHA XB
You get a headache
*inserts a show*
you get a tell.
*inserts vinyl records*
You get Vintage Vinyl! (GREAT record store somewhat nearby)
*inserts flower tattoo*
You get Nebel, she probably has one :P
*inserts a banjo*!! :D
you get a professional banjoist.
*inserts all the Tsl smileys*
You get :suffer: .
*inserts pelvic bone*
You get a broken hip. (heh, that's the cleanest thing I could think of XB)
*inserts macaroni & cheese*
The machine gets fat all of a sudden XD
*inserts a smelly fish*
You get a smelly fish head, a rolley poly one in fact. :P
*inserts work*
You get (force x distance)
*inserts geekiness*
You get Bernard from Day of the Tentacle.
*inserts Fat Albert*
You get the Cosby kids.
*inserts the cosby kids*
You get a strikeout obsession. :P
*inserts headache*
Quote from: Yonkey on February 10, 2009, 08:00:19 PM
You get a strikeout obsession. :P
*inserts headache*
lol I am obsessed! It's kinda hard to read in this font and size though.
The Machine kicks your butt for giving it a headache :P
*inserts a chicken*
You get a chicken-catching net. :P
*inserts a crocodile*
You get an audible "Crikey!!" from the machine.
*inserts old trash can*
you get a older one!
*inserts kq9 (pre-tsl)*
You get a lawsuit by Activision-Vivendi :P
*inserts the entire King's Quest series*
You get TSL (post-kq9)!
*inserts soda machine into itself*
You get magic soda!
*inserts honey*
You get honey soda.
*inserts toothpaste*
You get toothpaste soda... wtf. :P
*inserts frustrating game*
Quote from: Merlin on February 12, 2009, 07:51:32 AM
You get toothpaste soda... wtf. :P
lol, I want to see that!You get a non-frustrating game ;D
*inserts (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/Themes/tsl/images/expand.gif)Additional Options...*
You get an error and one of those boxing gloves on a spring smashing you in the face.
*inserts himself*
You get PK'd! ;-D
*inserts leek soup*
The machine doesn't know what that is and gives you l33t soup instead :suffer:
*inserts mittens*
You get a cat
*inserts XD*
You get XD!
*inserts 1 tablespoon of butter*
You get Buttercup. "Someone called?"
*Inserts a changeling's comb*
the machine combs it's hair :P
*inserts :cesar: *
You get :raf:
*inserts dark matter*
You get a vampire.
*Inserts four-leaf clover*
You get lucky. :flirt: :P
*inserts headphones*
You get cordless headphones! :)
*inserts a magical land of wondrous things* :P
You get a tomato that yells at you. XB
*inserts weird tasting vanilla yogurt*
you get a confused yeti that mistakes you for its life mate :suffer:
*Inserts fair field full of folk*
You get an empty field devoid of folk. :evil: Whatever could have happened to them?
*inserts a miniature detective to find out*
You get a miniaturized Tex Murphy.
*inserts pale skin*
you get a vampire
*inserts my house* (post-fire)
(not my turn but) Fire?!
Yeah, it's ok.
link (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?topic=6645.0)
You get a sigh of relief. :)
*inserts plunger*
You get plumbing issues.
*inserts kitties*
you get Cat
*inserts a cat*
You get some whiskers.
*inserts bottomless pit*
You get a parachute.
*inserts stolen bicycles*
You get a wanted poster whit your head on it
*inserts get out of jail free card for pacman*
We can't have him in jail. :P
You get no 200 dollars. :P
*inserts grapefruit*
The machine spits it out - grapefruit is nasty!
*inserts onesie*
you get twosie :P
*inserts March 22nd (my birthday)*
You get a birthday cake!
*inserts flu medication*
You get influenza! Happy birthday! :P
*inserts chocolate ice cream*
you get vanilla ice! XD :P
&Inserts melted ice stone&
The machine, not knowing what that is, gives it back.
*inserts green tomatoes*
You get them back, fried.
*inserts his alarm clock*
You get a really loud alarm sound!
*inserts TSL Public Demo RC1*
You get back the forgotten memory of versioning it RC1! :P Why didn't I just call it v1.0? ::)
*inserts cookie dough*
You get cookies! :D
*inserts recitation*
You get a large crowd ready to hear it.
*inserts a pony*
you get my little pony
*inserst pictures of a larp event*
you geet the event.
***iiinnnnnnnssssserttttsssssss rreaaaaalllllyyyyy seeeeeennnnnssssssssitiiiivvvvvvveee kkkkkeeeeeey bbbboaard*******
You get a cracked computer monitor (too full of letter I guess)
*inserts orange fleece blanket*
You get nice and warm! :P
*inserts AVG update error message*
You get a not update :P
*inserts my openbox ubuntu desktop*
You get a closed.....desk.
*inserts chicken breasts*
You get breasts
*inserts the world up side down*
you get (http://widget.mibbit.com/up/CeYUeFyJ.png)
*inserts old camera*
You get a new camera! 8)
*inserts forum stretching* :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 14, 2009, 07:22:33 PM
You get breasts
HAHA! XD
You get forum related exercise.
*inserts Figaro*
Quote from: Yonkey on March 14, 2009, 09:23:35 PM
You get a new camera! 8)
*inserts forum stretching* :P
Oh, sorry, the pic I made, (http://widget.mibbit.com/up/CeYUeFyJ.png) was way oversized horizontally. :P
The machine doesn't know what it is, and gives you a Fig.
*inserts http://widget.mibbit.com/up/OBdN5cJa.png (click it, it's awesome!)*
You get just as confused as the machine. :P
*inserts chocolate*
You get peanut butter.
*inserts dead skin*
You get :X
*insert bucket and mop*
you get a cleaN floor
*inserts cruddy keyboard*
You get a pile of missing keys.
*inserts announcement of the making of Vampyre Story 2: A Bat's Story*
You get the irritating main character voice from the first one! XB
*inserts Skype*
I didn't find it that irritating. I just thought the bat talked too much. He didn't need to comment on EVERYTHING.
Quote from: PirateKingChris on March 22, 2009, 09:23:29 PM
I didn't find it that irritating. I just thought the bat talked too much. He didn't need to comment on EVERYTHING.
I've heard that the voice isn't that bad in the full game, but the one in the demo got on my nerves! :wall:
Quote from: Yonkey on March 23, 2009, 06:58:54 AM
Quote from: PirateKingChris on March 22, 2009, 09:23:29 PM
I didn't find it that irritating. I just thought the bat talked too much. He didn't need to comment on EVERYTHING.
I've heard that the voice isn't that bad in the full game, but the one in the demo got on my nerves! :wall:
Ah ok, I never played the demo.
You get back Vonage.
*inserts the expression "these things happen" as it has been getting on his nerves lately*
You get another bad expression, "my bad".
*inserts a parrot in roller skates*
you get a bunch of feathers in inline-skates
Wait it's the bird again. :P
*inserts a webcam*
you get skype
*inserts my new laptop*
You get a "Thanks dude! :)", and nothing in return. :P
*inserts Visa bill*
You get an empty bank account.
*inserts Brian Griffin*
You get a griffin.
*inserts draconic law codes in hopes that this semantic bent will continue :P*
You get thrown out of draconic court.
*inserts defibrillator to revive thread*
you get a revived thread (Hopefully)
*inserts foot-in-a-bag*
You get a hand-on-a-rope. :o
*inserts craving for peanut butter cups*
You get buried in 8,000 peanut butter cups...unfortunately, they're not Reeses.
*inserts zombie brains*
you get dr. Frankenstein.
*inserts a thief*
You get 1 doubloon.
*Inserts an English muffin*
You get nooks and crannies.
*inserts Ozzy's slippers*
You get a fuzzy soda machine.
*inserts soda* :P
Quote from: Delling on March 29, 2009, 01:33:41 PM
*inserts draconic law codes in hopes that this semantic bent will continue :P*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on April 30, 2009, 02:03:49 PM
You get thrown out of draconic court.
*inserts defibrillator to revive thread*
Aww... no dragon... :(
Here, atec can have a dragon!
*inserts a ticket*
You get a golden ticket, you get a golden smile...
*inserts Gaelic knot*
You get garlic bread! :D
*inserts tiredness*
You get back "tuirseach." :D
*inserts words*
You get a book about how to write.
*inserts fists*
You get Willy Wonka's fizzy lifting drink. :: Inserts an Oompa Loompa:: 8)
You get an oompa loompa riding an aardwolf! (This was an idea I had for a comic once... but it fell through... lots of interesting imagery, etc. ...but I didn't have much plot :P ...I also remember I couldn't decide if the enemies were going to be The Evil Pudge Bunny Empire or the Vile Cat Claw Army or something like that :P)
*inserts a tangent*
this is also a test of how mathematically nerdy you are
You get a filibuster. (I hate math)
*inserts roller coaster tracks*
a roller coaser car comes out at high speed.
*inserts a parachute*
You get Parachute VA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparky's_Flaw). (I kinda know 2 of the people in that band btw)
*inserts paper airplane*
You get Jefferson Airplane.
*inserts wax lips*
You get Chapstick.
*Inserts a quarter*
You get a coke.
*inserts a tiny magic soda machine repair man since it's not supposed to do that*
You get a cue card that says "Soda" on it.
*inserts a smelly little dwarf*
The machine spits it back out.
*You insert your cell phone*
You get a new global phone.
*inserts a laptop that costs half as much as Ygg and is pretty fancy and does like three times as much stuff but has Vista on it (somehting has to be done about that last bit)* (...and no I haven't replaced Ygg yet, but I am considering it)
You get Justin Long who plays the Mac in those annoying anti PC commercials.
*inserts a pair of oversized headphones*
You get nothing... I took them (my earphones have a frayed wired). :P
*inserts posting rules*
You get a bunch of web gibberish.
*You insert the Friends Season 5 DVD*
You get a bunch of tapes containing fake audience laugh tracks.
*inserts iPod nano*
You get an apple.
*inserts a coat hanger*
you get fried chicken... these things happen...
*inserts a red light bulb*
The machine gives you an error and then starts to dance!
*Inserts the speed of light*
You get THE FUTURE!
*inserts Boba Fett*
You get feta cheese! XB
*inserts headache*
You get a bottle of butalbital.
*Inserts a tampon*
You get a pad.
*inserts soiled top hat*
The machine pulls a soiled rabbit from the hat and hands it to you.
*Tosses in a Pep-O-Mint Lifesaver*
You get a genie's bottle! :D
*inserts lyrics*
You get a band playing "When The Saints Go Marching In"
*inserts grass sod*
You get one of those terra cotta pots with long grass in it that peoople get for their cats.
*Inserts a bagel*
You get cream cheese.
*inserts ice cream cake*
You get an upset stomach.
*inserts yet more lyrics*
You get a note from PirateKing full of swears for having to do this one last time XB
*inserts the Vinyl Stickons*
You get a note in Brail that you don't understand.
*Inserts a roll of toilet paper*
you get flushed
*insirts a toy rat*
You get a rat toy for your pet rat.
*Flings in a Frisbee*
You get a dog, which instantly attacks you with slobbering :suffer:
*inserts PirateKingChris*
*screams as he's inserted into the machine*
Uh I can't really insert anything, kinda stuck in here....Next!
You get a pirated version of King Chris! XD
*inserts car keys*
The machine locks itself with your keys inside. Knowing that you cannot move your car, it conveniently prints a parking ticket. :bob:
*Inserts an expired coupon*
The machine finally spits out the real PirateKingChris! :suffer:
*inserts an awesome song*
You get the lyrics to an Nsync song. ::)
*Inserts a clean cotton-scented candle*
You get a tshirt that says, "I put a candle in a vending machine and all I got was this lousy tshirt"
*inserts a lock of hair*
You get a wig! ;D
*inserts a zombie*
You get Frankenstein's monster. :D
*inserts swimming pool*
Out comes a car pool! ;D
*Secretly slides an encrypted note into the machine*
You get the cryptex from The Da Vinci Code that abruptly ruins the message due to the vinegar inside spilling all over the vellum since it slammed on the bottom of the pop machine. :stars:
*Inserts an episode of General Hospital.*
you get theme hospital (old computer game)
*inserts teabag*
The machine offers you a nice cup of tea 8)
*inserts a little pony*
You get back a pegasus/unicorn.
*inserts a salamander*
You get a gecko.
*inserts a boot filled with wine*
You get a "dutty wine". :jafar:
*inserts an itchy mosquito bite*
Quote from: icarus on August 16, 2009, 12:48:32 AM
you get theme hospital (old computer game)
I remember Theme Hospital. I kicked butt at that game. :yes:
(Posted on: August 17, 2009, 07:19:32 PM)
You get a bottle of "OFF" spray.
*Inserts a computer virus*
You get a broken magic soda machine
>:(
Look what you've done.
*Inserts mechanic
You get an army of miniature mechanics marching out of the machine.
*inserts a shepherd's pie because it happened to be handy*
You get a hungry English mechanic that hops out of the machine and says, "How dare you! I'm a vegetarian!"
*Inserts a carrot*
You get Bugs Bunny.
*inserts Yosemite Sam's guns*
You get an anti gun law. :P
*inserts the best thing in the world, whatever it may be*
You get a jack in a box (like the thing you use to hold up a car, in a cardboard box... the box still has a crank on it though :P)
*inserts things that did gyre and gimble in the wabe*
You get a toilet seat. It happens.
*Inserts a diamond*
You get a lump of coal.
*inserts a thunderstorm*
You get lightning. Hope your hair didn't get singed.
*inserts an onion ring*
You get a platinum engagement ring. (Jeez, what is it about me and diamonds lately?)
*Inserts a Pepsi*
Quote from: Haids1987 on August 20, 2009, 07:43:03 PM
You get a platinum engagement ring. (Jeez, what is it about me and diamonds lately?)
*Inserts a Pepsi*
Unless they're blue diamonds, they're not worth the fuss. :P
*inserts a magical screenshot* :P
You get back a magical book... unfortunately, it's just a manual on how to take screenshots... but the pages do literally, physically, magically turn themselves. :P
*inserts a toothbrush that fell on the floor*
You get grimy teeth.
*inserts bottle of pills*
You get a headache. Ugh, it's a bad one...a fierce migraine that nauseates you and makes you reach for the nearest shopping bag to barf in...
*Inserts a yappy chihuahua*
You get a dapper uh... uh... hmm... my brain seems to have stalled out mid noun phrase... how awkward... dapper dachsund... though I don't think that's where I was going...
*inserts hijinx*
You get some punk kids.
*inserts spinal cord*
You get Dr. Cadaver.
*Inserts a jeweled tiara*
You get Valanice...
hrmm... must not have been a sapphire and diamond tiara... because that accomplishes nothing... :P
*inserts an adventurer's cap* We should reunite the family after all. :P
Of course you get King Graham!!
*Inserts a royal insignia ring*
You were expecting to get Alexander, but you get Hakim instead!
*inserts mechanical nightingale*
You get Cassima.
*inserts all of Daventry*
You get Castle Daventry in a bottle.
*Shoves Edgar in there*
O no, "Conner of daventry" comes out of the machine
*inserts repair disk*
You get a repair guy
*inserts a turret*
You get a flag in Daventry's livery.
*Inserts a delightfully spoiled egg*
You get a spellbook that uses wacky ingredients.
*inserts a telephone*
You get a telephone pole! :D
*inserts a rubber ducky*
You get Mr. Bubble. Not just his product, but HIM, in the flesh.
*Inserts a glass of cranberry juice*
You get a bladder infection. You should have DRANK that glass :P
*inserts Phoenix*
You get Arizona.
*inserts the Arizona state quarter*
You get 25 pennies.
*Inserts a bunch of bananas*
You get a pack of rabid howler monkeys.
*inserts Richard Nixon's head*
FEAR ROBOT-NIXON!
*inserts Morbo the News Monster*
You get a whole stack of dusty old newspaper.
*Inserts a sack of potatoes*
You get a pleased Irishman.
*inserts Michael Palin*
You get a mounted deer head.
*Inserts a stopwatch*
You get a pair of running shorts.
*inserts copy of Harry Potter 7*
*The machine is suddenly wearing the sorting hat*
Gryffindor!!
*inserts Hermione Granger*
You get a wig of bushy hair and false teeth with extra-long front teeth.
*Inserts a jack o' lantern*
You get Pumpkin Jack.
*inserts a wolf*
You get Little Red Riding Hood.
*inserts candy*
You get a bunch of rotten baby teeth.
*Inserts a faded green sweatshirt*
You get Shaggy.
*inserts Scooby-Doo*
You get some moldy Scooby snacks.
*inserts skeleton tshirt*
You get a tube of glow-in-the-dark paint, which you use on said T-shirt to make it all glowy and spooky.
*Inserts a calendar*
(but it already glows in the dark ;D)
You get a bonus week.
*inserts a box of candy bars*
The machine gets fat!
*inserts Yonkey wearing a tutu into the machine* :suffer:
Are we really brave enough to know what the machine will give us for that? :o
You get a pink leotard with Yonkey's avatar on it.
*Inserts a digital clock*
you get an analog clock
*inserst left overs from dinner*
You get a digital clock??
*inserts gears and stuff*
You get the Clockwork Nirvana of Mechanus!
*inserts dirty dishes*
You get Suzie in an apron cleaning them! :P
*inserts blanket*
You get a newborn baby tightly swaddled in said blanket. Congratulations, Yonkey, you're the proud new papa of a daughter, baby Cassima Valanice!
*Inserts a tuft of golden retriever hair*
The machine turns you into a golden retriever / human hybrid. :o
*Inserts the castle Camelot*
You get King Arthur!
*inserts drop of the purest water possible*
You get a drop of crud in it... now it's no good any more. :-\
*inserts a flaming tooth*
You get an enormous dragon!
*inserts purple crayon*
You get a mostly bald little lad named Harold. (Incidentally, that is my older sister's favorite childhood book)
*inserts an entire meatloaf*
You get Bonnie Tyler..
*inserts the funniest thing in the whole universe* :P
You get a picture of a one-legged puppy named Li'l Brudder. Not so funny anymore! ;)
(http://zembla.cementhorizon.com/archives/lil_brudder.gif)
*inserts a rocket ship*
You get Daniel Johnston.
*inserts The Cheat*
Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh. (You get a stack of Spark Notes.)
*inserts the Olympics*
You get indifference.
*inserts wearing a bluetooth headset so you can talk to yourself without ppl thinking you're weird* (I discussed this with a friend recently)
You get an old school rotary phone. (Well, hey, if you didn't want the bluetooth....)
*inserts a CheezIt*
The machine gives an audible "YUM!" and rewards you with a grilled cheese sandwich.
*inserts two macadamia nuts*
You receive two macadamia trees.
*inserts water bottle*
You get the Pacific Ocean.
*inserts lava*
You get toasted marshmallows.
*inserts a little black dress*
You get a little black book full of numbers!
*inserts yogurt*
You get Yo-play-doh. :P
*inserts a collection of random internetisms*
You get a page of printed emoticons.
*inserts an "M" key for B'rrr*
You get an apostrophe key. Looks like he's doomed. :(
*inserts funk*
You get groove.
*inserts Babylon 5*
You get a bunch of 'inbari raiding your liquer cabinet!
*inserts TSL De'o*
You get a C&D.
*inserts litigation*
You get our online petition.
*Inserts a coffee can*
You get a filled(with tea) teapot! \o/
*inserts cold feet*
You get warm woolen socks.
*Inserts Dobby the house elf*
You get a broken arm. :o
*inserts Moses*
You get a woven basket.
*Inserts a 1994 laptop*
You get a bag of spare parts and a flyer of a nearby co'putershop.
*inserts pillow*
You get feathers.
*inserts Jave code*
You get a latte with number-shaped marshmallows floating around in it.
*Inserts a ponytail*
You get an 80's mullet. :P
*inserts Activision*
You get a bag of crap :X
*inserts a soda*
You get bubbles!
*inserts F.Y.E (the store)*
You get a card saying "Please don't insert things the size of a store."
*inserts Australia*
You get a glowing woman! :o
*inserts golden slippers*
You get...a magic bean!
*inserts Glee*
You get Pain.
*inserts a cough drop*
Ohh, first time I saw the english word 'drop' used that way :o Drop is a dutch word as well, meaning licorice, and makes much more sense in combination with the word coughing ::)
Aaaanyways, you get a bag of Anta-Flu
(http://webdagboek.punt.nl/upload/200502/anta-flu-kl.jpg)'
*inserts left sock*
*you get.... nothing. Where did it go ??? *
*inserts empty Pepsi bottle*
you get a quarter.
*bashes sodamachine* gimme back my left sock!
*inserts right sock*
You get the left sock... uhm... but you don't have the right sock now...
*inserts fabric softener*
You get static.
*inserts scissors*
You cut your finger while trying to insert the siccors.
*inserts teaspoon*
You get a tablespoon.
*inserts conservation of mass-energy*
You get a :suffer:
*inserts XD*
You get a letter X and a letter D.
*inserts math textbook*
You get DiffEq.
*inserts the movie Delirious*
you get a fever!
*inserts 5hr traintrip*
You get car sick.
*inserts an asterisk*
*gets an asterisk*
*inserts a bang (!)*
You get a brand new universe! (Must've been a pretty large bang. :P)
*inserts eye of newt*
You get Isaac Newton's eyeball! XB
*inserts Burger King coupon*
You get a dozen lightbulbs. It happens. *Shrug*
*inserts a toilet plunger*
You get a.... RESTROOMGREMLINWHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
*inserts nail siccors*
You get scissors... I think.
*inserts the euro* :P
You get my right sock I inserted a month and a half ago, do wash it before you return it to me please!
*inserts gym pass*