...to the moon, so he can hunt down the Legendary Killer Monkeys, when...
...a spaceship filled with said monkeys descended upon the Earth, to begin their evil takeover....
Poised in the Batmmobile (which is really a Monkey Space Ship in disguise!), the Killer Monkys attract a large crowd of Batman fans. Little do they know that "Batman" is really Lenzidar, the Killer Monkey King, and that he is planning too....
(side note: Paragraphs are ok to enter too! And you can add stupid stuff, it doesn't have to make realistic sense, just as long as the story flows and the english is correct! When we FINALLY fishish this [six months from now I hope!:P], we can compile it into one big long story, instead of in parts, with each author in a different font)
...stage a full-blown, Killer Monkey attack on the whole Batman franchise (and Earth while they're at it)! As the crowd gets larger, one die-hard Batman fan dressed as the Penguin, remarks "...
..."Hey! That is not my beloved Batman! IT's a horrible creature with a tail in it's backside! Prepare to die, you scoundrel!!"
The penguin grabbs a bannana from his backpack and mesmorises the monkey with it: "eeeeat...Eeeat...eat my pretty" The monkeys begin to.......
Pick their noses.
Cesar, mesmerized by the bananas, starts to eat them. As he's happily sitting on the ground, peeling 2 at a time, some kid dressed as Robin...
...screams, "Dude! That's my banana, not yours! Give it!!".
The punk-in-tights makes a grasp for one of the yellow fruits in Ceaser's hand, but...
...comedically slips on a discarded banana peel! ....
...He grabs Cesar to keep from falling but pulls Cesar's mask off in the process, revealing...
...........Princess Cassima in tears and not Ceasar we fear!
The robin guy grabs her by her dark hair and......
... says, "Dude! You're a dudette... and you're hot!!" The princess wipes the tears from her eyes. After hearing the kid's crude comment, she can feel herself filling with rage. She yells back "...
"my husband Alexander is 5 feet away, if you dare touch me any further you pansy freak he will kick your crazy little ass!"...
suddenly, the real César makes his glorious entrance and tells robin "hey, you better keep your hands off the lady!" and...
...the Great Oracle Say, who descends from the heavens and bespeaks her words of wisdom: ...
"Wibblefish!"
...the sacred killer monkey, Maruko, ressurects César from the dead. You see, this killer monkey's only desire is to "kill" Death. The Great Oracle Say suddenly realised Maruko was nowhere to be found in the crowd below! She would now have to...
...travel to the peak of the great jungle mountain peak, Mt. Soosoowana! To conduct the ritual of summoning of the great monkey Maruko. But she couldn't do it alone, she needed the help of...
So Say read the ritual and summoned the monkey but in her summoning she was accidently warped to Monkey Island where the monkey came from and Knight and Yonkey were stuck to face the monkey who was destroying everythin. So the yonkey said...
"Looks like it's time for some Yonkey/Monkey Kung-Fu." The Knight was aware of this unique style of combat, but only Yonkey was a master. The Knight withdrew his sword to protect the oracle Say. As the swarm of killer monkeys closed in, like a scene from the Matrix Reloaded, Yonkey...
...leapt ten feet into the air. He then proceeded to do the "sword helicopter" move as he landed, thus beheading all the monkeys within his vicinity. Finally, the super-killer-monkey was the only one left, and Yonkey...
And Yonkey typed a thousand posts with his super typer attack and bacame great oracle so with his great oracle powers he... ;)
...decided not to burden The Knight with all this vital information. Yonkey knew that the ability to reveal all truth is a great power; which will only come into existance at a future time. The Great Oracle Say knew this from the beginning, and wisely told The Knight "...