I think Storms insane but she doesnt show it cos shes embarassed by it :suffer:
Quite the contrary -
Around here, it's sanity that's embarrassing ::)
lol! totally agree :D
but since we are open minded nice cool ppl... we admit the everyone, its just a matter of time they turn into the dark side :D
The dark side...dun dun dun
Quote from: Say on February 13, 2004, 05:16:30 PM
lol! totally agree :D
but since we are open minded nice cool ppl... we admit the everyone, its just a matter of time they turn into the dark side :D
NEVER! NEVER!! :o
You will not corrupt me! I will never join your evil cause! I'll fight you till my final breath! And you're not my father!!!! :o :o :o :o
Say is... my long lost older sister! :o
*hugs his long lost sister* :D
Asylum
That's why you fit in so nicely here :P
Yes, i fit in nicely dont i ;D, thanks for the complement :D
Compliment? ah, Ok :P
lol what the hell is all this relating stuff!! lol and wtf long old sister? bushie wth! *bitches* did you just called me old?!?! *goes paranoid* lol :P
Quote from: Say on February 18, 2004, 10:33:12 AM
lol what the hell is all this relating stuff!! lol and wtf long old sister? bushie wth! *b***hes* did you just called me old?!?! *goes paranoid* lol :P
LOL! Nah, you're just the long lost sister that is 2 years older than me. ;)
Seeing that i have now left the Asylum for being sane ;), i decided that i would donate a new wing to the Asylum allowing more space ;D
Hope you like it Copycat :D, and anyone can visit there friends that are in the aslum ;B
So far the ppl in the asylum are MangoMercury and Pindarus :(
hmmmm.... a new wing if someone left, doesn't that mean there is more space ; ) ....anyway, where is the visitor area? I'd like to have a nice comfortable couch there ; )
Mmm.. nice :P
great idea racx :D
there already is a couch just down that hallway ::)
ahhh thnx!!
*sits on the couch*
*looks around*
Hé!! where are the insane people!!
Im not insane enough, so fine, I'll stay out :(
your allowed in Say cos ur a visitor ;-D, oh and B'rrr is in G3 :suffer:, he wandered into the room ;D, he must be insane
Im not a visitor, I r an owners :P but its ok you can build in the kq9 area, its free ;-D
In fact, as an owner, let me give this place a contribution from meh :P
It shall be.... sticky! :D
ooooooooo its sticky !!!, yay we sticky :suffer:, you hear that Copycat ???, we are sticky ;D
Thanks Say ;D, you are welcome to enter anytime you wish ;)
Oh and if you want you make take B'rrr out of his cell ;)
Waaa....at??
*turns around*
but... you said... that.... whaa...
*runs to the visitors area*
lol, I can take him, kidnap him, ;P its the same :D
k k thanks for the tip ;)
btw, what is Brr's mental disease?
let's overview here what we know of each other around, we have mango with the split personality, storm the psycho nurse, bob is the doctor, jeysie did you had a mental disease?? I cant recall yours racx or bushie (but I think you did mention them already) Neil is passive aggresive and Im maniac depressive... :P
mmm, what a lovely pic, so what was yours again? and what is Brr's? and Pindarus? :P we need to fill in the new wackos in town ;P
you know technically copycat is no longer the owner of the Asylum :suffer:, yay i own it now :suffer:
WHat's mine?
you are the fuking weirdo that farts on everyone's face, thats your mental disease, im gonna call you stinky :)
I guess you got things mixed up, I'm not even in the insane poll (and neither where trying to) ...I'm just a spectator, love those shows ; )
*puppy eyes*
so... please get me out of this cell!
*winks*
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *farts* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *farts* eeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *farts*
:P
I have three ppl living in my body ;D, one named Jayson, the other named Racx_00 and the other named Jason which is the real me ;-D
no rob you are not leaving the asylum till you get a mental disease :P, and afterwards you would be like too wacko to go out ;P
so lesseeee we need a mental disease for you, lets wait for bob to give out his deep comments on the matter :P
ANDWTFSTINKY, stop farting wtf, I wanna grow old not die intoxicated with deadly gas
O im also just plane insane ;-D
I dont think ill be able to run this new asylum :-\, maybe copycat will have to take over when he comes back ;D
Say put him in Cell Z99 its the furthest cell from the front desk and visitors area ;), also stink proof so it only keeps farts in the room ;D
Quote from: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 03:37:38 AM
Well if you'll be here I guess I have no problem staying here...
*huggles* :)
Im not going anywhere :P
;] ;] ...would you close the door ; )
Quote from: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 03:48:42 AM
;] ;] ...would you close the door ; )
OMGOMGOMG
*locks* ;P
....it is sound proof isn't it ;]
...or ....or ...otherwise someone could hear what we are ....Saying ; )
LOL, I dont know ;P
Quote from: Say on March 16, 2004, 03:15:25 AMjeysie did you had a mental disease?? I cant recall yours racx or bushie (but I think you did mention them already)
I said I was clinically depressed and had a demented sense of humor, but CC never gave me an official evaluation! Of course, CC can't be trusted to give me a non-biased evaluation, so uh...
And geez. Somebody call a nutritionist and gastroenterologist for Cesar. The poor fellow obviously has some digestive tract issues.
Peace & Luv, Liz
Check me in for being excessively morbid (then again that my be pragmatic) …
*Starts singing songs from Sweeny Todd*
Is there a room available, and can I have my shock therapy at after lunch?
Are there any said doctors in this asylum. So far, I've counted a number of insane individuals (and one with a gastro intestinal problem - shouldn't he be transferred to a regular hospital - how is he mentally insane). But it seems very Sweeney Todd to me. If you all break out into "City On Fire" I'm running away screaming (but then I'd be mistaken for one of the crazees - hmmmm....perhaps I will just hide in a dark corner while you burn the city down).
WHERE ARE THE DOCTORS IN THIS PLACE?!?!?!?
And what is my mental condition that I am here in the first place? How did I get here? I do not recall entering this building......
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We don’t need no stinking doctors! We’ll sing “City On Fire†on our own, only ever met one Dr. who could hold a tune…
Quote from: Say on March 16, 2004, 03:15:25 AM
let's overview here what we know of each other around, we have mango with the split personality, storm the psycho nurse, bob is the doctor, jeysie did you had a mental disease?? I cant recall yours racx or bushie (but I think you did mention them already)
My mental disease is that my brain is quantum, it only partially exists. Sometimes it is fully there, sometimes it is gone completely, and sometimes it is in an in-between state.
Quote from: etgadsby on March 16, 2004, 07:55:57 AMCheck me in for being excessively morbid (then again that my be pragmatic) ?
So are you an evil morbid, or just, like, a Goth or cynic sort of morbid? The Diva of Death is always looking for fellow cynics, but I'm not really big on the out-and-out evil types. ;)
Peace & Luv, Liz
I’m really quite normal on the outside; cynical is a good description.
The only thing is that I have moments of “morbid whimsyâ€â€¦ for example living in a haunted house sounds like a hoot to me and Poe would have been an excellent boyhood friend!
Well the Asylum doctor is Copycat ;D, but he hasnt been here recently :-\, so everyone has started running free ;B, and the guards were his cat companions but they have also cleared out :suffer:, so we are in trouble XB
Say and B'rrr you are in the special non-sound proof room ;P, so every1 can hear you 2 but thankfully you have a room now ;P :suffer:
O and we are excepting new patients :D, if u believe u are a bit insane i will do an official evaluation on u and if i believe u belong here then i'll let u know !!!
Quote from: racx_00 on March 17, 2004, 02:46:37 AM
Say and B'rrr you are in the special non-sound proof room ;P, so every1 can hear you 2 but thankfully you have a room now ;P :suffer:
oops ;] ;] ;] ...hahaha, luckily nothing has been set or done, ....but thanks for the warning ; ) ...guess even if we have a room there still isn't any privacy ; /
btw. CC was around here yesterday, but he hasn't checked in at this thread yet... you don't think he would boycott the new asylum, do you ; )
If Copycat does then the Asylum may have to be closed down :-\
My best guess is that he was busy with paperwork and stuff. He would never leave his patients. Well we'll wait, but he has to get here ASAP cuz things are getting out of hand pretty soon I'll guess!
...none would stay here voluntarily, ...although the rooms are pretty nice ; )
I have locked everyone in so at the moment no one will be getting out except for me cos i have the computer that controls the locks :suffer:
...hmmm, but Say still has a key ; ) ...so I could leave any time (if she let me)
..but I like the room and company for now ; )
yes but i could cut out the power and seeing that the doors are electronic then what would you do :suffer:
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i didnt install one so you cant :P
*coughs* excuse meh little jason, and jayson lol
I own these places and I can lock even YOU out of the asylum, so I can lock it and noone can come in but meh :P lol bwahahaha so, erm freedom to everyone the only locked up one is cesar cuz he farts and he is stinky but everyone can run free around here :)
WHOA
*struts in*
I never noticed this place before because I'M NOT INSANE!
I'm going to go outside in the fresh air because I'm sane :)
I believe you Mango *coughcough* excuse me.
*throws cough sweets at Pindarus*
You sound like you need them ;)
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Quote from: Jeysie on March 16, 2004, 05:07:30 AMI said I was clinically depressed and had a demented sense of humor, but CC never gave me an official evaluation! Of course, CC can't be trusted to give me a non-biased evaluation, so uh...
Excuse me, but I never let my work interfere with my personal life.
Clinically depressed is no reason to be in a mental institution, you just need to see a psychiatrist for that, that can be accomplished in the normal world. A demented sense of humor is more dangerous, so I guess I'll have to admit you to the new KQ IX-asylum too.
BTW, racx_00, I am glad to take over the Manager position from you.
Okay,
ORDER IN MY ASYLUM PLEASE![/size]
My cat team has not deserted me, as you have witnessed in the previous post, it is still around here. Say is obviously delusional because she thinks she's fugly, so I'm sorry Say, but I'm going to have to take your priviliges away, doctor's orders.
Quote from: MangoMercury on March 17, 2004, 11:09:09 AMI'm going to go outside in the fresh air because I'm sane :)
Ofcourse you can go outside in the fresh air for a bit of time. Since our Asylum just got bigger, we now also have a garden on the inside of our Asylum.
Next visit will be in
two days.
The doctor has left the compound.
Thanks, Mango I needed these. *coughlieCough* aww they didn't work. Sorry. :(
Quote
Gary Coleman
What you talkin bout Willis
End Quote
No cat can resist catnip
yay bob is here :D
you're all screwed cuz ya must cuz the doctor is in tha house
I want a METAL spoon, CC. Not a plastic spoon. They splinter and cut my mouth :(
Quote from: copycat on March 17, 2004, 03:09:25 PMClinically depressed is no reason to be in a mental institution, you just need to see a psychiatrist for that, that can be accomplished in the normal world. A demented sense of humor is more dangerous, so I guess I'll have to admit you to the new KQ IX-asylum too.
Drat. I like having a demented sense of humor (plus I've had one my whole life), so I suspect I'll be in here for a while.
/me sits and concocts website code on a random laptop to pass the time.
Peace & Luv, Liz
Quote from: Say on March 17, 2004, 05:04:04 PM
yay bob is here :D
you're all screwed cuz ya must cuz the doctor is in tha house
Say you cant say much cos u belong in AA1, you mentally insane person you :P
And you cant let everyone out of the asylum cos ur locked in one of the rooms with B'rrr, and i cut off the power so the doors are jammed closed ;D
....I guess CC will fix that anytime, ...besides, he knows I'm sane, so he'll probably let me out, though I might come back (as a visitor) to visit Say from time to time ; )
Yes, you may go but Say is very insane and she must stay :-\
well that makes me feel freaking better im not wanted outside neither inside :(
well actually you are wanted inside, cuz you'll have to stay here unfortunate ; ( ...but I rather take you outside with me ...perhaps in the future ; )
Anyone wanna free the mango, hello?
OK, heres the plan. Ill give one of you a metal spoon that you can make into a digging tool so you can begin to chip away the worn stone surrounding the ventilation shaft. One of you needs to make paper mache head replicas for everyone whos trying to escape so you can fool the guards into thinking your all asleep. Another one of you needs to make life vests from whatever materials you can find so you can float out into the open sea when you escape through the ventilation duct. Hows that sound? Dont worry, its a fool proof plan, so even you guys can do it. ;D
Excuse me? Even us? We’re highly trained lunatics. This kind of professionalism costs serious money!
Quote from: FataliOmega on March 18, 2004, 09:15:08 AM
OK, heres the plan. Ill give one of you a metal spoon that you can make into a digging tool so you can begin to chip away the worn stone surrounding the ventilation shaft. One of you needs to make paper mache head replicas for everyone whos trying to escape so you can fool the guards into thinking your all asleep. Another one of you needs to make life vests from whatever materials you can find so you can float out into the open sea when you escape through the ventilation duct. Hows that sound? Dont worry, its a fool proof plan, so even you guys can do it. ;D
Someone saw the MythBusters escape from Alcatraz episode, didn't they?
I can handle making the heads (I've done it before for shows - just ask Katie, she's seen the head I made of Amy). I'll need help with the life jacket boat, however. And we can only fit 3 people in one boat, otherwise it will be too heavy.
So I'll need help making more than one boat. I'm in for the plan. I'm done with this asylum/prison. I didn't sign up for this. I still don't even know how I got here.
Can I request earplugs, please?
I could sell you some (multi-)functional tighters. they are made for noses but might be suited for ears too...
QuoteSomeone saw the MythBusters escape from Alcatraz episode, didn't they?
Well, actually, yeah.... just last saturday night... :-X
Money? Oh no, don't have any of that. CC thinks I'll lodge it into the wall.
...well perhaps a trade? ...some tighters for a mango?
I dont think CC would let her keep mangos... they could be dangerous in the hands of the mentally insane ::)
I own the Mango Minions though! I'm not mentally insane, either. I wish people'd realise that :O
Quote from: B'rrr on March 18, 2004, 05:09:47 AM....I guess CC will fix that anytime, ...besides, he knows I'm sane, so he'll probably let me out, though I might come back (as a visitor) to visit Say from time to time ; )
A cat repair-team is on the job as I speak.
BTW,
The doctor is IN the compound.Quote from: MangoMercury on March 19, 2004, 01:36:49 AMMoney? Oh no, don't have any of that. CC thinks I'll lodge it into the wall.
Besides, who needs money when they've got food and shelter?
Quote from: MangoMercury on March 19, 2004, 10:19:04 AMI'm not mentally insane, either. I wish people'd realise that :O
Still in denial... :-\
/me sighs
Surely MangoMercury must be the one controlling the Mango Minions, no?
i take that back Mango is sane
*wink wink
Yes. Yes I am.
*mango doesnt know that Jason was being sarcastic :suffer:
I can seriously admit without selecting that text with the mouse I would have been completly unable to read it... lol
yes but mango wont try that :suffer:
Quote from: MangoMercury on March 20, 2004, 01:49:46 AM*teleports, threatens Slyr, rescues the Mango Minions, and brings them all back to her cell before CC comes back*
The doctor is INYou sneaky girl. What are you doing hiding all those Mango Minions under your bed? Don't think I haven't noticed...
Quote from: racx_00 on March 20, 2004, 03:38:13 AMI think we should lock Mango up and throw away the key ;D, what do you think copycat ???
That goes against everything I believe in, so no.
Quote from: Say on March 20, 2004, 09:45:57 AMI can seriously admit without selecting that text with the mouse I would have been completly unable to read it... lol
It wasn't
that hard to read. ;D
Well then if you dont think we should lock her away then stop her from escaping ;P
Awww, c'mon CC... I need my friends... They're nice, and I was lonely :(
No you'll get ideas with them...how about we send a few dragons to keep you company?
Quote from: MangoMercury on March 21, 2004, 01:16:29 AM
Awww, c'mon CC... I need my friends... They're nice, and I was lonely :(
Awwww <3 *visits Mango and waves through the bulletproof glass* :)
;D
Sends dog guards to stop Yonkey from handing mango files....
hee!! aren't you crazy too? ...how come you are able to send guard dogs??
:D
*turns on music*
la la laa laaaa laaaaaa
hey mama, this that sh*t that make you move, mama!!
get on the floor and move your booty moma!!
we the blast masters blastin' up the jamma!!
*dances*
cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty!
shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and..
hey shorty, I know you wanna party!
the way your body look realli make me feel nauuughty!!
cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty
shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and..
hey shorty, I know you wanna party
the way your body look realli make me feel nauuughty!!
*keeps on dancing*
:D !!
<sigh> ...a pity :'( :'( ...such a pwetty and intelligent girl, so young... and already totally insane :'(
....hahaha ; )
*joins dance ...uh-oh... not again (at least there are no trees here ; )*
woohooo, shake it secsay! :D!
*turns up volume*
hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama!!
hey! get on the floor and move your booty mama!!
yaw! we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma!!
hey! so shake your bambama, come on now mama
hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama!!
hey! get on the floor and move your booty mama
yaw! we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma
la laa laaa laa laaaa
hahah wooo, parteh at the asylum! :D!!
*keeps on dancing with rob* :D ;-D
HIYA YONKEY! *waves* <3 <3
LOL! Hey Mangoooooooooo! :P ;D!
Quote from: Say on March 21, 2004, 10:06:33 AM
hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama!!
hey! get on the floor and move your booty mama!!
yaw! we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeee!! !!!
/me dances to the music from the other side of the glass (even though the room is soundproof) XD
*thinks Yonkey is crazy cuz he is dancing to what he can't hear* XD
zzzzzzz.
/me suddenly wakes up, startled.
Dang, I fell asleep while I was still in my office.
/me turns on Say's music in all cells.
Quote from: DragonSlyr on March 21, 2004, 08:34:39 AMSends dog guards to stop Yonkey from handing mango files....
Where did you get those dogs? >:(
/me's guard cats patrolling through the complex start hissing and clawing as they see the guard dogs approaching.
I'm warning you, get those dogs
out of here or they'll be shred to pieces by my guard cats.
The doctor is OUT.
*cuts a hole in the wall of his cell and sneaks into Says and B'rrrs
*dances to the music also
Yay turn it up louder Say !!!
*looks suprised*
huh? ...what?? ....whaaa!! ...what are you doing here, sneaking up at us?? ; )
Im aloud to sneak up on ya if i want so ;P, anywayz while im here i have to find out how you like ur room ???
Well the room is ok, but the company is wayyy better (at least the female ; ) .... I wish I had some more privacy though ; )
ok well just remember that the camera records all ;) :suffer:
yeahh but CC is very discrete.... or so I hope ; )
i cant tell you what else is in this room ;P
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lol, why does everyone think I was holding files? ;D Those were my math notes for the exam I have next week. :X
Enjoy! ;B
LOL, hey... I read that! :P
wtf camera and stuff, not my stuff sorry lol :P
yesterday I was into
Black eyed peas - hey mama.mp3
today Im completly attached to
Nickelback - Someday.mp3
Im kinda sad :(
So.... it seems that the general populace thinks I'm crazy and in here so I'll do what I do best.
*runs around kicking open all doors*
omg no to violence! have a cookie *tosses cookieh*
Pindarus is still dillusional :-\, Copycat what do you think we should do ???
Give him rainbow cookies :D
I think we should lock him away with cesar ;P
Worship me! I have conquered Microsoft Word's Mail Merge for Labels function! I am the File Clerk Goddess! MUAHAHAHAHA...
...ha... (cough) (whimper)
...um, I'll just go back to my cell now.
Peace & Luv, Liz
I really don't use that function myself, didn't know about it until I took a test that determined my computer savvyness for a temp agency. ;)
Roberta, I finally figured out a fool proof escape method, but I'll need a mango minion
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I'm just waiting for Roberta's consent, then its on MAMMAJAMMAS I'm bustin out.
*sees Mango's new avatar
OH. MY. GOD.
Doctor!! They need more help, it's only getting worse!!
LOL! ;D
I'm still waiting for the real Roberta Williams to step into these forums and freak out. XD
Maybe she will, once the game is done. ;)
i would like to see the both of them fight :suffer:
no to violence, I love roberta but I lub mango girl to, so Im completly biased toward mangoeh girl, even if shes insane :D hahaha, noone hurtz mango or will have it coming with meh :P
... I'm not gonna fight myself. That's only end up me winning and losing. I lub you too, Say :D Even though I'm not insane, but thanks!
Pindarus/Guest/what-the-heck-should-I-call-you, you have my every consent to help yourself to a Mango Minion.
*whilst CC is out, annoyingly RPs and turns arms into shovels, breaks the security camera, digs a tunnel through the floor to the other side, lets a Mango Minion out and then covers up the hole with the padded stuff so NOBODY KNOWS. Well, CC doesn't know*
i would like to see them fight for the name Roberta :suffer:
As I said, I'm not fighting myself for my own name. Sorry.
remember when CC aint around im at the Asylum ;), and you escaping was just a dream ;B
Nope. I escaped :3
no you didnt cos the camera still works and ur still here ;P
nope. It really happened.
Oh and racx you smell :P
LOL, meanieh mango :P
Well, everyone smells... Unless you don't got a nose. silly. What did YOU think I meant, Say? ;)
thanks for the consent. As soon as Racx and CC are gone, wer'e out of here.
omg pindarus you are pindarus again :D
*happeh dances* :P
I had a brief identitiy crisis ;)
its ok to go insane but not like that!
I missed you!! :( lol
Now that CCs gone I can put my plan in action.
First, I send the Mango minion to go die at the claws of the cats.
Now that they are excited and violent, I throw my many self created stuffed dogs at them.
While they are distracted tearing apart the dogs, all the patients and I run as fast as we can and escape.
I love it when a plan comes together.
I am always here so beware ;P, and the rooms are sealed with metal walls so just think about the fact that you cant dig out ;B
If you really wanna get out think about something that doesnt involving digging out ;P!
BTW Pindarus i thought you wanted to be in the Asylum ???
Don't make me hit you B'rrr :P
Blue
why did u make ur clothes red ???
*disspels dummy-b'rrr-X7686*
*the person in red that racx sees disappears*
...it wasn't me, it was only one of my illusions, sorry ; )
why are you wearing blue then :-\, and why are you standing in that corner ???
huh??
*looks around*
what corner?? I'm in a round room!! ...never mind....
so you are dillusional now :-\, whats happening to you B'rrr ;P ???
DIE?! Oh, it won't die ;) It'll be fine.... But in any case, take one of the unwinged one... I'm kinda partial to the winged ones. Welcome back to being Pindarus, though!
Quote from: KatieHal on March 24, 2004, 02:10:36 PMDoctor!! They need more help, it's only getting worse!!
It seems my therapy so far has been unsuccessful. The only option I have left is electrotherapy.
Quote from: MangoMercury on March 25, 2004, 01:52:02 AM*whilst CC is out, annoyingly RPs and turns arms into shovels, breaks the security camera, digs a tunnel through the floor to the other side, lets a Mango Minion out and then covers up the hole with the padded stuff so NOBODY KNOWS. Well, CC doesn't know*
You silly girl, the camera you smashed was only a decoy. The
real camera is hidden in the walls, you'll never be able to find it.
Quote from: Pindarus on March 25, 2004, 05:43:48 PMNow that CCs gone I can put my plan in action.
First, I send the Mango minion to go die at the claws of the cats.
Now that they are excited and violent, I throw my many self created stuffed dogs at them.
While they are distracted tearing apart the dogs, all the patients and I run as fast as we can and escape.
I love it when a plan comes together.
Okay, part one is feasible, my cats
will kill a Mango Minion.
Part two: do you really think my cats are stupid they can't make the distinction between a stuffed dog and a real one?
Part three: you can run all you want in your cell, but that doesn't mean you can escape.
I think its about time that i called in my Zombies from Hell ;)
*Zombies from the flames of hell rise through the earth and start guarding the cells with the cats ;D
Together we can help the patients Copycat ;-D
Who's team am i on ???
The bad guys. grrrr >:(
lol Bob wtf, put on some order here, or do ya need help? :P aka, THE GLOBAL MODERATOR HELP :P lol ;P
Hmmmm... Say chimes in and the thread goes silent for 8 hours.
Welp, nobody wants to offend the GLOBAL MOD!
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*Optimus escapes from the asylum*
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Quote from: MangoMercury on March 28, 2004, 08:15:18 PM
Welp, nobody wants to offend the GLOBAL MOD!
Why not?
EBIL EDIT SAY'S STYLE-> CUZ YOU FREAKING SHOULDNT THATS WHY ;P
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When did she do that? *says in a comforting voice*
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you boys complain too much! :P
you lub me, period, thats all there is to it :D
and yeah, I need to help the doctor keep the calm here, so... sorry but the doctor here has the final voice so behave or behave... :P
I wasnt doing anything wrong ;D, hes the one trying to escape ;)
I shall complain until I achieve freedom.
Wait a minute. Don't you have to have someone who has your power of attorney to sign you in to someplace like this. I never had that happen. Youv'e got me here illegally.
You wont get freedom until i die ;P, and im 15 so im younger than you which means you'll die in that cell :P :suffer:
*sigh*
then you're going to b**** forever lol :P
DONT YOU KNOW ONCE INSANE ALWAYS INSANE?! you cant scape... :P
Im not insane anymore so that must be wrong :-\
...heyy Say, could you pass me some of your mega-editing powers?? ...so I could edit someone else's posts too?? *winkz*
why is that?
hee... did you noticed that the Asylum is quite sane right now ; ) ....I mean I haven't seen a mpd or any other disorder in a long long time.... and I haven't seen CC neither....
I think the Asylum is closing :'(
Anywayz im upset cos i gotta do a 250 piece of writing explaining how im goning to get information for my assignment :-\, but unfortunately i can only get 100 words :'(
yeahhh.... <sigh> if the asylum doesn't get some wacko's really soon, it might go bankrupt :'(
...what is your assignment about??
English communication :-\ :'(
Quote from: B'rrr on March 30, 2004, 05:03:49 AMand I haven't seen CC neither....
CC's only able to post on weekends, for the most part, so he's not around much during the week.
Peace & Luv, Liz
Well he needs to know that the Asylum is closing :-\
hmmm... he might disagree with it... besides, if the poll turns out 'well' you might be a patient here and that means the asylum is back in business ; )
Your a patient there B'rrr ;P
don't you mean here?? ; ) ...besides i'm not a patient!! ...CC released me after the misunderstanding at page 1 and 2. I'm just here to visit Say, cuz she is admitted ; (
hey, the doctor is currently busy and werent you supposed to help him jason!? :P wtf GO DO YOUR JOB THEN lol :D
and the asylum is not closing, OMG YOU ARE GOING DELUSIONAL OMG OMG :-X
*looks around KQ9 forum* Wow... the old Asylum is still here since I was here a long time ago... I wonder how the residents are doing...
*goes and visits a bunch of people who dont like him anyways and would go insane simply to try to get some gosh darn peace and quiet that the eternally rambling Fatali denys* :P
Im not dillusional Say >:(, not as dillusional as you anywayz ;P
lol, yah right, you are all insane and Im the sane one :P <3
Quote from: Optimus Prime on March 27, 2004, 06:32:30 PMI have cats. I know that it doesn't take much to send them into a blood rage.
I've had lots of cats and I've
never seen them get into a blood rage. A normal rage, yes, but not a blood rage.
Quote from: Say on March 28, 2004, 11:45:00 AMlol Bob wtf, put on some order here, or do ya need help? :P aka, THE GLOBAL MODERATOR HELP :P lol ;P
Well, you could always make me a deputy of yours. ::)
Quote from: Optimus Prime on March 28, 2004, 08:25:51 PM*Optimus escapes from the asylum*
Quote from: Say on March 28, 2004, 09:13:47 PMand yeah, I need to help the doctor keep the calm here, so... sorry but the doctor here has the final voice so behave or behave... :P
Quote from: Optimus Prime on March 28, 2004, 08:25:51 PM*Optimus escapes from the asylum*
And the doctor says 'No he doesn't'.
Quote from: racx_00 on March 28, 2004, 09:24:57 PMIm not insane anymore so that must be wrong :-\
Indeedy, progress can be made.
Quote from: B'rrr on March 30, 2004, 05:03:49 AMand I haven't seen CC neither....
The fact you don't see me in this thread, doesn't mean I'm not here, it just means I'm currently practising on-location. 8)
Quote from: Jeysie on March 30, 2004, 06:02:23 AMCC's only able to post on weekends, for the most part, so he's not around much during the week.
These forums are far too busy for me to keep up totally during the week.
Quote from: B'rrr on March 30, 2004, 06:29:27 AMdon't you mean here?? ; ) ...besides i'm not a patient!! ...CC released me after the misunderstanding at page 1 and 2. I'm just here to visit Say, cuz she is admitted ; (
The doctor declares he has seen no insane behavior of B'rrr until now. He's just crazy (in love).
Quote from: Say on March 30, 2004, 08:01:36 AMand the asylum is not closing, OMG YOU ARE GOING DELUSIONAL OMG OMG :-X
I already made that diagnosis, but thank you for reminding him.
Quote from: Say on March 31, 2004, 08:36:16 AMlol, yah right, you are all insane and Im the sane one :P <3
Don't push it. I'm the sane one, so is B'rr and all the others have a condition ranging from slightly insane to seriously insane.
He might think he does, but in reality he does not.
phew... was a bit woried that things would get out of hand here.... thanks for creating order here CC
and thanks for declaring me crazy ;] ...hahaha, don't mind be beeing crazy... of her ; )
Quote from: copycat on March 31, 2004, 01:58:22 PM
He might think he does, but in reality he does not.
Yes I did escape. You're delusional. How do we know this whole asylum is not just some CC fantasy? We're on to you now.
I made the asylum b4 i became dillusional so :P
Not you. CC.
I was referring to the fact that you said the asylum was a fantasy ;B
CC has forced us all into his sick, twisted fantasy.
That means the KQIX project is also just a fantasy ;P
No, CC didn't create kq9, just the asylum. ;P ;P
but i created the asylum :P
Not the thread, the idea. He is the owner, he is the delusional person who created it.
i just said that he was dillusional in another thread you should check it out ;B
Which one?
Preserve the mangoes way of life ;)
lol. I guess we'll have to overpower him and lock him in the electro-shock therapy room. ;)
Yeah but then he will say that were not doing he will say we are being dillusional :-\
But we know he's the REAL delusional one. ;D
I know that hes the dillusional one but how do we convince him about that ???
lol so let me get this straight:
you two just became doctors
CC is the patient
Say is pwetty
Mango is Roberta
I'm confused
....hmmm... I'm only sure about the middle one ; )
we never said we were doctors ;P
hmmmm.... in that case i'm not confused either ; )
dont confuse me B'rrr >:(, i have a fragile mind ;D
hmmmm.... guess so, cuz I have no idea how I would have confused you ; )
i get it now dont worry im fine now ;D
Quote from: B'rrr on March 31, 2004, 11:37:19 PM
lol so let me get this straight:
you two just became doctors
CC is the patient
Say is pwetty
Mango is Roberta
I'm confused
....hmmm... I'm only sure about the middle one ; )
<3
-CC IS the doctor
-Pindarus and jason are the weirdos :P weirdos wannabe now :D
-erm.. let's skip this one :P... *coughnoimnotcough*
-yah mango is still roberta
Quote from: Say on April 01, 2004, 07:21:17 AM
-erm.. let's skip this one :P... *coughnoimnotcough*
yeahh... the middle one is obvious, no question about that, cuz it is so true!! ...btw do you have cold or something Say?? ; )
I'm afraid I'm no longer Roberta, so you can forget about that.
rob-> lol, kinda
mango-> :(
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Your NOT Roberta Williams?!?! But... but... all this time... You lied to me?? NOOOO!! Say it aint so, Mango! :'(
her name says no longer Roberta... which means she was Roberta, but no longer is now. ....So she didn't lied at that time ; )
lol! thanks for clearing that up for me Brrr... So she didnt lie then, shes just lying now... Maybe she really IS roberta but is lying bout NOT being her... ::)
Quote from: Optimus Prime on March 31, 2004, 08:09:40 PMCC has forced us all into his sick, twisted fantasy.
You caught me, you'r all in
MY Matrix. 8)
Quote from: FataliOmega on April 01, 2004, 02:34:34 PMMaybe she really IS roberta but is lying bout NOT being her... ::)
She never was Roberta, she was always MangoMercury.
ehh... yeah.... but I wouldn't assume too fast that someone is lying maybe she is telling the truth now too ; )
its a postmodern world... she wasnt lying then, shes not lying now... anything she believes is true because there are no absolutes and we cant possibly know for sure she isnt both roberta and not roberta.... :o
(disclaimer: I do not believe this)
Quote from: FataliOmega on April 01, 2004, 03:07:48 PMits a postmodern world... she wasnt lying then, shes not lying now... anything she believes is true because there are no absolutes and we cant possibly know for sure she isnt both roberta and not roberta.... :o
Dude, in what reality have you been lately? ::)
lol! university campus, im afraid... I might need to spend some quality time at your asylum soon... :S
BTW, there are actually quite a few ppl (philosophy majors) who believe that way.... scary, very scary... :P
Quote from: FataliOmega on April 01, 2004, 03:23:43 PMlol! university campus, im afraid... I might need to spend some quality time at your asylum soon... :S
Don't worry, your disclaimer was quite clear. 8)
Quote from: copycat on April 01, 2004, 03:21:20 PM
Quote from: FataliOmega on April 01, 2004, 03:07:48 PMits a postmodern world... she wasnt lying then, shes not lying now... anything she believes is true because there are no absolutes and we cant possibly know for sure she isnt both roberta and not roberta.... :o
Dude, in what reality have you been lately? ::)
HAHAHAHAAA wtf :P
I'm going to take a cue from Not Roberta and give up this insanity thing. The pay isn't good and the hours are terrible. Goodbye cruel asylum. I won't be back.
No!!! Not you too! Sanity seems to be really contagious... Is there any cure for them? ???
*scratches head*
Hey, CC, how did racx of all people end up the assistant manager of this place?
...or do I really want to know? :P
Well, he was the only one who wanted the job as CC's personal lacke- I mean, assistant ;)
lol, Racx 'build' this thread so when CC took control of the new Asylum he got Racx with it.... as his assistent ; )
sort of a 2 for 1 deal, huh? Pay for one asylum and get a free "luney" :P
not exactly ....the payment for the Asylum would be making Racx as his assistent ; )
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I'm so gonna buy out this asylum. Just for a laugh.
*walks into visitor areas*
I'll donate to the cause.
*sneaks out*
*waves* Thanks! :D
*waves back before leaving*
Apparently I have been officially committed.
Remember, Neo...there is no spork.
Quote from: ROBERTA'S BACK, BABY! on April 02, 2004, 03:02:33 PMI'm so gonna buy out this asylum. Just for a laugh.
It's not on sale, so you can't buy it.
Quote from: Optimus Prime on April 02, 2004, 03:08:27 PM*walks into visitor areas*
I'll donate to the cause.
*sneaks out*
The visitor area is monitored by my cats, so there's no sneaking out. 8)
Roberta? Your back? Oh thank the Lord :) I- We missed you ;D
Optimus Prime? Are you still an ordinary guy? ???
I'm beyond ordinary. *conceited laugh*
*sneaks back out*
*laughs with Optimus then pulls the "Warn CC, Prisoner Escape" Switch and laughs as attack cats pull Pindarus back to his cell with all the force of a cunning feline lion*
;)
They will never get out ;B
Yeah, If Im not mistaken, CC is using solid Adamantium bars now for each cell... Plus a few poorly fed cougars are now in service as guard cats... i dont think we'll be seeing any escapees anytime soon ;)
I'm ordinary. Can I go outside for a walk, please?
sure! Those cougars need some fast food ;)
I don't want cougars. I just want a walk.
Quote from: FataliOmega on April 02, 2004, 04:54:42 PM*laughs with Optimus then pulls the "Warn CC, Prisoner Escape" Switch and laughs as attack cats pull Pindarus back to his cell with all the force of a cunning feline lion* ;)
Thanks for the added warning, but my monitoring system already saw the attempt. 8)
Quote from: FataliOmega on April 03, 2004, 01:17:03 AMPlus a few poorly fed cougars are now in service as guard cats... i dont think we'll be seeing any escapees anytime soon ;)
No, I wouldn't do that. Those poorly fed black panthers are quite sufficient. ::)
Quote from: MangoMercury on April 03, 2004, 08:39:25 AMI'm ordinary. Can I go outside for a walk, please?
Ofcourse you can go for a walk in the Asylum garden area. 8)
are you discriminating against my cougars, CC? They're willing to work overtime 8)
Sure thing... ;D
What's the number closest to infinity?
Why are there 8 hotdogs in a standard hotdog package but only 6 hotdog buns in a standard bun package?
(and for good measure) Why'd the chicken cross the road?
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Lol, not quite, but hey. Have a lemon.
Odd...I actually have a lemon here. :P
*cuts up lemon and consumes* :X
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice ;)
Quote from: copycat on April 11, 2004, 04:35:09 PMMaybe you don't like vanilla flavor. ::)
I'm guessing it's more along the lines of... the doctors claim the stuff should taste like vanilla, but it doesn't.
Peace & Luv, Liz
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omg Q is back :P
What, you thought I was going to post while there was food to consume at the houses of my relatives? No way!!
But you didn't think I'd poof on you, did you? I have commitments here! I promised to annoy you all, and I shall!!
lol.... you would poof on me? lol that sounds kind of funny :P
and well yeah, you did say you would stay for a while but so we've read before :P
not many seems to resist the sillyness around here :P
I still say I like this guy's style. ;)
Peace & Luv, Liz
Are you implying that the people on this forum aren't necessarily your normal, average, civilized people???? :-[
Well, at least you're not dillusional...
Finally, someone other than Mango and Fatali see it. Thank you.
oh please... lol
lol, you are all insane!! ...it is good that Q has found his way to the Asylum by himself ; )
I thought I might go for a job as an orderly, but I think I fit in better with the patients... ;D
yeahh, you are right about that, it is easy to become a paitient around here.... very easy ...and you seem to fit perfectly ; )
Nice to know that no one has found anything in me that causes me to be in the asylum...I'm just a nice, sane person! ;)
Cat
yeah, me too ; ) ...it is hard though, ....with all those insane ppl around us to keep up our sanity, don't you think? ; )
Actually, Cat, I think the fact that you just posted here means we've just found you insane. After all, why would a sane person post here?
HAHAHAHA! Join us!! :suffer:
Now why would I want to join you...I'm just amused by the insane conversations that go on here! lol
Cat
More proof. It looks like she's incureably insane. She's a risk to society and must stay HERE!
This is coming from a guy that became an Asylum patient on his first post. ::)
SSSHHH!! Now why did you have to go say a thing like that?? Maybe we just need her around here to clean up your sarcasm!
I'll stay around here to clean up the sarcasm if I get paid! So, what's the going rate?
Cat
a post per clean up ; ) ...well, hat are you waiting for!! get started!! :suffer:
I was about to say something, but I got distracted by the banner saying that maybe I wasn't cool (it LIES, I tell you) and then I forgot what it was....
Maybe I was going to be sarcastic so that Cat has something to clean up?
Nah, we all know no one around here is *ever* sarcastic. ::)
Okay, get to work. Chop chop!
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*starts scrubbing floor and muttering* sarcasm...I hate sarcasm...it just drips, and forms puddles, and gets all over the place, especially when people start walking through it. Then it gets tracked onto the parts of the floor I've already cleaned up...(mutter, mutter, mutter), I can't believe these people could be so inconsiderate like that!* Q!! Wipe that sarcasm off your feet before you walk through here! I just cleaned it up! NO! I said, wipe your feet!! *mutters some more about people not following instructions* Hey, what's that in the corner...*eyes light up, devious smile* It's a baseball bat...*rubs hands together deviously*
Cat
heeeyyy nice signatures :P <3
do you like yours koko? ;P
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I LOVE IT SAY! I'm glad everyone thinks so much of me...lol. And as to being a random ranter...I have to be in that mood (my sarcastic mood, that is) before I post like I did last night. So, now that you guys have seen that side of me...I think I'll hide it away for a little while :D
Cat
Dear me! Koko, I think we finally drove you insane. You poor, poor girl. Welcome to the family!
Peace & Luv, Liz
And I hold to the fact that I'm not insane! lol...I'm just too busy, and thus too tired, for my own good! This is what happens when I'm deprived of sleep!
Cat
Denial :suffer:
not me! ;B
Cat
I still say we need a sheepish face with fluttering eyes!
hmmmm.... so you are denying that you denied.... interesting ; )
No, actually I'm denying that I'm denying that I'm denied!
Cat
lol, you are so ...ehhh, CC!! we have a new one!!
*looks around*
ohh... glad you are already in the right place :suffer:
....I'm sorry i have doubted you... of course you are right....
<shouts>CC!!</shouts>
Just to be on the safe side.....>makes a grab for the baseball bat< IT'S MINE! CAT CAN'T HAVE IT!! MUAHAHAHA!!
>looks down at feet< Whoops...>goes back to door and wipes 'em off, THEN goes for the baseball bat< I HAVE IT!! I am SAFE!
sorry koko but you belong in the Asylum :-\
*gets cell B99 ready ;D
I dont think Koko's insane. Just a little eccentric just like the rest of us. Ranting is no sign of insanity, I mean, I do it all the time and look at me! Im the poster child for sanity! :)
>tries to keep a straight face.......but fails< AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Uhm, Cat, I think Fatali just spilt some more sarcasm....
*looks at his soaked feet*
hmmmm.... if i stay here any longer my shoes are going to rot away ; )
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Well, I'll let you know that you won't find anything during the observing time. Thanks, Q, for wiping your feet! *hides bat behind back* You can't get it!
Fatali! can you please try to control your sarcasm? *gets back on knees*
Cat
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*random post*
you can't random post in the asylum!! post must have serious content...
*looks at his last 2000 posts*
....ehhh, never mind ; )
hahahah... yeah I dont know where the hell that came from rob :P
hmmm... wasn't thinking straight I guess ; \
WOOOOO! I'm special, I came in by myself!! WOOOOO!!!! SPECIALNESS!!!!
>whispers< Cat, I think Fatali might be lying...I can still see sarcasm! >grabs the bat from behind her< AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Your special in a very F***** up way ;D, sorry bout the language but it seemed necessary, lol :suffer:
>:( >:( >:( >:(
That's not true!!!! I'm special because I came here by myself!!!!
Oh, I see your point. ;]
if i were you i would start running now ;)
Quote from: Say on April 17, 2004, 02:46:17 PM
Rob,
*hugz* ...for no reason :)
;] please do this more often without a reason <3 ;] ; )
*hugz back*
*gives cookie*
well... who needs feet anyway... well, xcept for taking pic's of ; )
Well, I'd kinda like to walk...
Cat
Aslong as im near a Computer and PS2 im fine ;D, ill never need feet again :suffer:
you are right Cat... I need my feet... to dance with Say ; )
Awww...how sweet!
Cat
i dont need to dance with Say cos im her brother :suffer:
LOL!
I need my feet to kick people.
*kicks Jason* :D
*Punches James* !!!
Ebil Me :suffer:
*has a glass jaw*
*gets knocked out*
*dies*
apologizes to James at his funeral :'( :suffer:
*visits the funeral*
(cuz i promised him i would a long time ago)
*laughs at the funeral* :suffer:
Figures people would be happy to see me dead and gone....
(yes, I can speak from beyond the grave)
well i was laughing cos you chocked on the chicken you wouldnt share ;P
naww... i don't want you dead James... but i'll visit your funaral if it ever happends.... hmmm
I wish...
*ressurect(sp) James*
there you go.... nomore spooking for you ; )
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LOL STAY AWAY FROM ME !! perv :P
Well James you scared Say :suffer:
That I did.
She's probably choked at Rob for ressurecting me, too. :P
:'( :'( ...all i tried was doing something good :'(
...but at least you can't spook around and watch her taking a shower :suffer: ...so perhaps she is gratefull *hopes*
im Says Stalker, so she lubs me ;P
Quote from: B'rrr on April 19, 2004, 03:43:07 PM
:'( :'( ...all i tried was doing something good :'(
...but at least you can't spook around and watch her taking a shower :suffer: ...so perhaps she is gratefull *hopes*
Yeah, but I can do that when I'm alive, too. :D
Maybe something along the lines of placing my soul to eternal damnation when I'm dead would be the best option? :D
Yes, but if you attempt that while alive, I suspect you shall not be for much longer thereafter, so it's all the same in the end, I suppose. ;)
Peace & Luv, Liz
True enough, but then I'd still be a ghost and be able to proceed with the perversion. :D
So, NOTE TO ALL:
When you kill me, ensure that you curse my soul to eternal damnation afterwards.
Or else my ghostly self will see you neekid! :D
I dunno, J-R, I think that seeing some of us nekkid *would* be eternal damnation. ;)
Peace & Luv, Liz
HAHAHA! :suffer:
I see myself naked every day (when I get in and out of the shower, folks...) and somehow I don't think anyone out there would be nearly as bad as that sight. :P
Stop this Naked talk :suffer:
Why? Getting excited? :D
no im not getting excited unfortunately :'( :suffer:
Heh....I'm not sure if I should laugh or cringe. :D
:suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
I scared you for once :P
Not so much scared, but moreso disgusted. :)
even better ;P
Well, I could have kept going....military + oil field are probably two of the crudest professions out there.
I just decided not to for the sake of other forumers here. :P
ok im scared now :'(
As well you should...:)
And even as nasty as I can get, I know a whole bunch of more people who make me seem like an angel. :P
No violence in this Asylum!
Quote from: copycat on April 20, 2004, 03:15:15 PM
No violence in this Asylum!
That includes visuals. :X ;P
I'm so glad I don't live here any more :3
Who was being Violent ???
BTW there were no visuals ;B :suffer:
LOL!
And not even explicit details...
pffft....you sissies. :D
:o Naked people, what has this forum come to ::)
Kimmie... This USED to be an asylum... It doesn't seem that way any more =/
This just goes to show you that everyone are still patients in the asylum...they can't even stay on topic in the Asylum! lol
Cat
The insanity (and nudity) resides everywhere.
You know, "Denial" isn't just a river in Africa. :D
I thought it was "Egypt"...?
Meh. Semantics.
Although, if you want to get technical...Egypt is in Africa :suffer:
Cat
You hear dat Mango?!
Cat's got my back, yo!
:D
Insanity AND nudity? When did that happen?
I believe when oldbushie was doing a "dance sans pants". :X ;)
hahahah, wtf is going on anyways?! ;P
I get lost for a few days and I get clueless around here :P
Oh, yeah. I remember the pants now.
Quote from: MangoMercury on April 21, 2004, 12:42:26 AMI'm so glad I don't live here any more :3
Oh, but you so much
do!
Quote from: MangoMercury on April 22, 2004, 01:15:21 AMKimmie... This USED to be an asylum... It doesn't seem that way any more =/
That's what's called
group sessions. 8)
*Lights former home (asylum) on fire.*
*calls fire department*
>gets out the graham crackers, chocolate bars and marshmallows<
*asks Q if she can use his graham crackers, chocolate bars and marshmallows since she left hers at home*
I demand bob to get me a list of the patiens here, or in his abscense, Jason...
seriously though lol :P, plz
Current Patients are:
Renfrew
Mango
J-ROC
Koko
Racx aka Jason aka Satan
B'rrr
Say
Yonkey
Storm
Oldbushie
Cesar Bittar
So far that is all but if there are more that need to be added Copycat will let me know so i can post the new patients ;D
What the heck am I doing on the patients' list! I've done nothing that would have me thrown into the asylum!
Cat
Quote from: racx_00 on April 25, 2004, 01:54:16 AM
Current Patients are:
B'rrr
Yonkey
Storm
hahahaha... your list is all wrong Jason!! ; ) ...those three aren't patients!! ...o well, CC will clear things out, but i don't understand why you are still his assistent while you are in the asylum again ; )
And I'm *not* on the patients list? I checked myself in!! GET A NEW LIST JASON!! >throws one of the vegetables left over from my b.itch acceptance speech<
Oh, yeah, Cat, there's enough smore stuffs here for all the patients. Just pull up a seat and grab a stick to toast your marshmallow with. :)
*pulls up seat and grabs a stick*
Pass the makings for smores please!
Cat
>passes Cat the bag of marshmallows and the box of Graham crackers and the box of chocolate bars< >sticks a marshmallow on the end of a stick and starts toasting it<
OMG! IT CAUGHT FIRE!!!! >runs around with the flaming marshmallow on a stick< It's the Olympic Marshmallow!!
*throws water on the Olympic marshmallow*
Haven't you ever been told not to run with fire?
Cat
.....I thought that was scissors.....
Quote from: Renfrew on April 24, 2004, 10:41:34 AM*Lights former home (asylum) on fire.*
*smiles in contentment as he sees the completely automated sprinkler system working perfectly*
Quote from: racx_00 on April 25, 2004, 01:54:16 AMCurrent Patients are:
Renfrew Pindarus
Mango
J-ROC
Koko
Racx aka Jason aka Satan
B'rrr
Say
Yonkey
Storm
Oldbushie (in evaluation)
Cesar Bittar
+FataliOmega
+ Q
+ Jeysie
+ kimmie
+ JaelI think that's about it.
For comments on this list, please contact me.
I don't know why I'm considered a "patient" instead of a "prisioner".
I HAVEN'T BEEN TREATED FOR ANYTHING!!
:D
thnx CC for setlleing things!! so... is jason your assistent or not? ...i mean he is in the Asylum as patient and his list is totally wrong... i'm a bit confused, could you help me out?? :S
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Quote from: copycat on April 25, 2004, 10:45:17 AM
Quote from: racx_00 on April 25, 2004, 01:54:16 AMCurrent Patients are:
Renfrew Pindarus
Mango
J-ROC
Koko
Racx aka Jason aka Satan
B'rrr
Say
Yonkey
Storm
Oldbushie (in evaluation)
Cesar Bittar
+FataliOmega
+ Q
+ Jeysie
+ kimmie
+ Jael
I think that's about it.
For comments on this list, please contact me.
Koko belongs in there because of her kissing obsession, and Rob because he is insanely in love ;)
And Jael is not acting insane so she should be removed from the list ;D
What kissing obsession...I haven't had an attack in probably two weeks! I'm cured! and therefore should be released!
Cat
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Quote from: koko_99_2001 on April 25, 2004, 02:46:48 PM
What kissing obsession...I haven't had an attack in probably two weeks! I'm cured! and therefore should be released!
Cat
Don't you meen a couple of days?
i have a brain otherwise i wouldnt post here >:( :'(
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Well, I'm conflicted on that issue. I want it to work out for your sake, too...but for mine...well...:-/
:)
She is waiting for you James :P :suffer:
I'm waiting for James? Since when? :suffer:
Cat
She's not waiting for me, unfortunately. No one waits for moi.
Cat's waiting for Church Jason. :D
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QuoteAnd Jael is not acting insane so she should be removed from the list
WHAT??? Whaddya mean I'm not insane? What am I doing wrong racx_00? I can be insane! Really!
Personally, I think my incomparable brilliance ;D constitutes a mental defect , therefore I should be in here :P
You know, your Avatar freaks me out. :o
QuoteYou know, your Avatar freaks me out.
Well, thanks, J-ROC. As it turns out, it's a realistic potrait of myself. Therefore, I assume you're calling me ugly and now hate you ;P
Actually, it's Eowyn (http://www.jerrythefrogproductions.com/TwoTowers.html (http://www.jerrythefrogproductions.com/TwoTowers.html))
Wait, I came in on my own...am I allowed to leave too? That's so not cool! I wanted to complain about the prison like conditions!!
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Quote2) I didn't say ugly. I said it freaks me out. So spooky, not ugly. Just looks like a doll that should have an axe in it's hand and be singing "The Lumberjack Song" by Monty Python. That's all. Not ugly
Well, it doesn't look that much like me anyway - I have a nose and mouth :P.
You know, I'd never thought of the picture like that before, but now you mention it
. . .
Great, I'm scared of my own avatar ;D
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Me?? XD Do something wrong?? XB Why I never....it's almost like you don't trust me! :'(
Anyhow...
I HATE THIS PLACE! It's like a prison! I hope it burns to the ground and we can get smores and stuff! YAY!
I thought it had already burned and we had already made smores! ;D
Cat
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Riiiight....the automatic system you turned on manually? XB
And I <3 smores.
Quote from: Jael on April 28, 2004, 10:41:37 PM
Great, I'm scared of my own avatar ;D
hahahah :P
I am now also afraid of my own avatar :-[ :o
Yeah, but you're also afraid of the dark, there, Sparky...:D
The dark :(, im practically awake everynight and i have never been scared or anything ;D, the main thing im scared of are the huge spiders we have been finding :-\, especially the white tip ones that poison you with something that eats your flesh :-\
The bonus about being in Canada and amongst the cold. Wee insects. Yay!
I can still complain about prison like conditions, CC! And I want to, so I will! >carries on complaining<
AND THE SPRINKLER SYSTEM MADE OUR SMORES SOGGY!! >:( >:(
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QuoteAnd I <3 smores.
What the heck's a smore?
Smore:
Take two graham crackers. Put a few squares of a chocolate bar on one cracker. Put a marshmallow on the other cracker. Squish together. Nuke in the microwave until the chocolate and marshmallow just start to get gooey. Remove and eat.
That's the "easy" way to do it... the time-honored way is to roast the marshmallow over a fire. (Maybe the chocolate too, in some way? Been a while since I got to eat a nice fire-roasted Smore.)
Peace & Luv, Liz
Oh, thanks. I knew it something to do with chocolate :)
I love them like a fat kid loves smores.
Wait...*I* AM the fat kid who loves smores.
D'oh!
*eats more smores*
Lol! XD
Here, let me help you. ;)
*eats half of the smores*
Microwaved marshmallos? sounds interesting! as it happens I have a marshmallo bag right here... now all I need is a microwave oven :P
I'll just have to roast them over a candle then :-\
*eats candle-roasted marshmallows*
Mmmm... Waxy ;P
I've candled marshmallows before, tasty. ;D
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>steals a large number of smores and eats them< >tries to talk but can't because there's too much gooey marshmallow in his mouth<
Quote from: copycat on May 02, 2004, 02:53:40 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on May 02, 2004, 12:12:39 AMthe main thing im scared of are the huge spiders we have been finding :-\, especially the white tip ones that poison you with something that eats your flesh :-\
Strange, poisonous spiders usually don't 'attack' people unless they feel threatened. :-X
Thes ones dont need to be threatened ; \
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*pokez Neil*
guess we are one of the few that are not insane.... I find that a bit disturbing, not the fact that we are sane, but more that the others are not :suffer:
WTF! NEIL IS PASSIVE AGGRESIVE >:(
:P
I would also like to have "Understands Rob's logic" added to my list of disorders, please. Thank you. >rings bell for service< Heehee. >rings bell again...and again....and again<
This is fun. >rings bell<
if you understand my logic it means you are sane... so you can check out now.... ehhhh... on second thought, never mind ; )
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lol, understanding me is an disorder ; ( ...i don't think i like that ; )
Well he made it up ;D, dont blame me ;)
Quote from: racx_00 on May 04, 2004, 10:11:10 PMOk this is a list of all the insane patients that are currently spending there time at the asylum:
Copycat - has delusions of being sane when unfortunately not
Oufourse, I'm spending time at the asylum, I'm the
sane manager!
Understanding Rob's logic is not a proper disorder, it just depends on how your mind works. Minds can work in different ways without being insane.
My mind is insane for understanding Rob's logic and THAT IS FINAL! I think I know why I am insane!!
I'm surprised that bell thing wasn't taken as a disorder too....aren't you slacking off by not considering me insane for ringing this bell? >rings bell<
Quote from: racx_00 on May 04, 2004, 10:11:10 PMStorm - aggressive and very violent
I resent that! I'm neither aggressive nor violent. I use physical decipline only as a last resort. Besides, you're still breathing, aren't you Racx? SO STOP TRYING TO COMMIT ME UNLESS YOU WANT TO QUIT THAT HABIT!! :o :P
>rings the bell<
Right!! Remember, Jason, you're only the ASSISTANT manager anyways!! >rings bell< Eeheeeheeheehee.
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Quote from: Storm on May 08, 2004, 06:51:02 AM
Quote from: racx_00 on May 04, 2004, 10:11:10 PMStorm - aggressive and very violent
I resent that! I'm neither aggressive nor violent. I use physical decipline only as a last resort. Besides, you're still breathing, aren't you Racx? SO STOP TRYING TO COMMIT ME UNLESS YOU WANT TO QUIT THAT HABIT!! :o :P
You broke my nose :(, thats very violent ;P
what a pansy! :P
she just wacked you with a newspaper, wasnt it? ;P
Hey, if it'#s okay with you all, I'm going to release myself from the asylum. I don't see that there's anything mentally wrong with me, ya see.
yepp... I'm fine with it, do as you want!! ;-D
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Awwwwwwwww.....my bell!! :'(
Quote from: copycat on May 09, 2004, 12:48:56 PM
Self-diagnoses are a very dangerous thing and should only be attempted by those very skilled at psycho-analyses, like me. 8)
Yes, and you've *clearly* given yourself the right diagnosis. You're insane too CC!!
Quote from: Say on May 08, 2004, 11:30:32 AM
she just wacked you with a newspaper, wasnt it? ;P
Yeah it was a newspaper rapped around a poll ;-D, whacked me really hard and broke my nose :'(
Quote from: racx_00_virus on May 11, 2004, 05:35:11 AM
Quote from: Say on May 08, 2004, 11:30:32 AM
she just wacked you with a newspaper, wasnt it? ;P
Yeah it was a newspaper rapped around a poll ;-D, whacked me really hard and broke my nose :'(
mmm... yay, way to go girl! :P <3 lol ;P
You no longer love me Say :(, why do you not love me Say ???
Quote from: racx_00_virus on May 11, 2004, 05:35:11 AM
Quote from: Say on May 08, 2004, 11:30:32 AM
she just wacked you with a newspaper, wasnt it? ;P
Yeah it was a newspaper rapped around a poll ;-D, whacked me really hard and broke my nose :'(
Yeah, right! you're just wearing that bandage to fool the insurance company ;P
And I doubt a poll would have caused you any serious damage even if I had used one... unless it was a "who wants to b.itch-slap racx" poll ;B
OMG i forgot to.....
*goes to email koko* ;B
Quote from: copycat on May 19, 2004, 04:37:00 PM
BTW, the walls and furniture in the Asylum (to keep somewhat on topic) are ofcourse especially designed so as to not hurt the patients when they walk into them. 8)
WOOT !!! *Bounces on furniture*. hehehehe ;B
JAel: Finally! Thanks for bringing some insanity into my now-sane head *bounces on furniture*
Since no one commented on it yet, I <3 the little Ubermango in Mango's new avatar!! :D
Hurrah for Jael being back! I was about to post an APB on you in the "Lost and Found" thread today, girlie!
Peace & Luv, Liz
Yonkey: Thanks :D Mangoes are cute.
Quote from: Jeysie on May 20, 2004, 09:48:42 AM
Hurrah for Jael being back! I was about to post an APB on you in the "Lost and Found" thread today, girlie!
Peace & Luv, Liz
Awww. I could have been in "lost and found"? :(. Thanks Jeysie, I didn't think anyone would even notice I wasn't here :) <3. I didnt mean to disapper, just all these seemingly small issues suddenly quadrupled in size and launched a guerrilla attack on me, so life has been rather (for lack of a better word) blargh of late. I wasn't going to stay away forever, I'd miss everyone too much ;D <3
QuoteSince no one commented on it yet, I the little Ubermango in Mango's new avatar!!
I love it <3, it's so cute!
we missed you Jael!! don't do yourself short ; (
and Leanne; no cornelius?? where is the lightbulb?? ; )
lol i love that mango, couldnt u just hug it *AAAW HUG BOTH MANGOS* <3
Lol, sorry. Just a regular mango for now. One day, I may make a tonne of Mango-related avatars for no apparent reason :3
I have to say, Roberta! I love the mango! It's like two peas in a pod! ;D
Cat
Quote from: Kimmie on May 20, 2004, 03:02:55 AMhey bob, im glad u provide padding in this asylum[/glow]
Yes, well, there was a previous patient *coughracxcough* who tried slamming his head into the wall at regular intervals, so, in order not to make him hurt himself, I padded the entire Asylum.
Quote from: Jael on May 20, 2004, 06:28:21 AMWOOT !!! *Bounces on furniture*. hehehehe ;B
I said it was
padded, not that it was bounce-able.
Quote from: copycat on May 21, 2004, 04:56:53 PM
Quote from: Jael on May 20, 2004, 06:28:21 AMWOOT !!! *Bounces on furniture*. hehehehe ;B
I said it was padded, not that it was bounce-able.
And your point would be?? ;P
you poor insane freakz :P, i cant believe that i was like that b4 :-\
Poor Jason. He's in denial :(. You're still insane, you just don't realise it ;P
Jason isnt insane ;), racx and I are the insane ones ;D
Quote from: Jael on May 22, 2004, 12:24:45 AMAnd your point would be?? ;P
My point would be that's impossible to bounce on the Asylum's furniture. 8) So I have no idea
what you were bouncing on back there. ::)
Quote from: racx_00 on May 22, 2004, 11:11:46 PMyou poor insane freakz :P, i cant believe that i was like that b4 :-\
Still suffering from the same kind of memory loss I see. 8)
perhaps she herself is bouncable ; )
Quote from: copycat on May 23, 2004, 11:14:39 AM
Quote from: Jael on May 22, 2004, 12:24:45 AMAnd your point would be?? ;P
My point would be that's impossible to bounce on the Asylum's furniture. 8) So I have no idea what you were bouncing on back there. ::)
Fair enough. I just hope you realise the pointlessness of appealing to an asylum patient's sense of reason and logic ;P
Quoteperhaps she herself is bouncable ; )
Whaaaa? Rob, are you calling me FAT?? :suffer: ;B
Quote from: copycat on May 23, 2004, 11:14:39 AM
Quote from: racx_00 on May 22, 2004, 11:11:46 PMyou poor insane freakz :P, i cant believe that i was like that b4 :-\
Still suffering from the same kind of memory loss I see. 8)
Look to the post above your previous one ;D, and you shall see that i clearly stated that Jason is not insane but Racx and I are insane ;)
Quote from: Jael on May 24, 2004, 04:03:28 AM
Whaaaa? Rob, are you calling me FAT?? :suffer: ;B
hmmm.... I can't recall that i ever said that to anyone but, ....well, actually i never said that... ;-D
Quote from: racx_00 on May 24, 2004, 04:06:21 AM
Look to the post above your previous one ;D, and you shall see that i clearly stated that Jason is not insane but Racx and I are insane ;)
Is Jason the one with MPD? XD
Yes he is ;D, but its kinda like three of us live in one body taking turns of the use ;B
Quote from: B'rrr on May 23, 2004, 04:37:58 PMperhaps she herself is bouncable ; )
Do you mean she's got a rubber ring around her body, like those bumper cars in local fairs?
/me releases Leanne from the Asylum.
yhat could be a possibility, yes, but it doesn't have to be from rubber nor does it have to be a ring ; )
I knew I had no reason to be here. As I tried telling people.
hmmm, since CC's position is questioned I don't think others will aprove though ; )
Quote from: Gone. on May 29, 2004, 03:47:40 PMI knew I had no reason to be here. As I tried telling people.
There's a distinct difference between an insane person telling people (s)he has no reason to be in here, than a sane person telling that.
Quote from: B'rrr on May 29, 2004, 04:14:20 PMhmmm, since CC's position is questioned I don't think others will aprove though ; )
My position as
psychologist is questioned, not my position as Manager, nor my position as head of security. If I tell my security to release Leanne, she can walk out of here.
hey!!, you still have a boss Bob ; )
Quote from: B'rrr on May 29, 2004, 05:46:32 PMhey!!, you still have a boss Bob ; )
The
Asylum has an
owner. Since my service as psychologist was in service of the
Asylum, that has been put on hold. My function as Manager is of the same sort, but my function as head of the security is
not. My security detachment answers to me, and only to me, and I don't take orders from anybody else concerning them. :-X
hmmm, i disagree... cuz i know two ppl that can order the security around as much as they would like ;-D ...at least on this forum
Huzzah for freedom, we should say.
But Bob is the creator of the asylum so why does he have bosses when he created the thing ???
Sorry but im confused :-\, and im new around here so you know i dont know much ;D
iirc you created the Asylum (the new and official one). besides I have created many computer programs, but that doesn't mean i don't have a boss. (likewise in construction, builders do have a boss and don't own the houses the build)
Ok thanks for your view B'rrr ;D, BTW nice to meet you im Burrhizen ;)
:suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
Quote from: B'rrr on May 30, 2004, 05:40:36 PMhmmm, i disagree... cuz i know two ppl that can order the security around as much as they would like ;-D ...at least on this forum
Not the Asylum security (in its current setup), I can guarantee you that!
Quote from: racx_00 on June 03, 2004, 08:37:48 AMBTW nice to meet you im Burrhizen ;)
Where'd he go ???
Anything fun happen around here since I've been gone?
*breaks into Asylum*
Not really. It's all gone sane again.
:(
*Walks out the window he broke to get in*
yeah... we are all sane ...xcept for a few insane ppl ;-D
WAIT A SECOND!!
Don't you go trying to associate me with sane people! If everyone here is sane, I'm going to solitary!! :P
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Quahl?
*watches and listens from a distance*
*disguises self as a window maker*
ok, and slowely insanity returns... i guess ;-D
Maybe it never left--you just stopped recognizing it as insane because YOU ARE INSANE TOO!!!
>wanders off singing "Partridge Man, Partridge Man, does whatever a partridge can..."<
You are all insane :P
*fixes window, so that it is a one way mirror*
*observes patients*
Ever get that funny feeling like someone is watching you? >looks around nervously<
*worried, because he sees patients, but no doctors(psychologists, brain surgeons, or even a guy in a mask)*
/me tells Louisiana Night that Jason is a doctor ;)
*LN tells racx that he has trouble remembering peoples real names on forums, who's Jason?*
I am Jason ;D
LIES!
I'll take his word for it. Anyways, how do you argue with a guy that has multiple personalities?
Very carefully...:)
you have to do it more carefully than that :P
Quote from: Louisiana Night on June 12, 2004, 08:38:03 PM*worried, because he sees patients, but no doctors(psychologists, brain surgeons, or even a guy in a mask)*
We don't do brain surgery, we draw the line at EST. About guys in masks, surely you must have seen racx in one of his many disguises running around.
And it's perfectly normal you don't see my psychologists, they don't intermingle with the patients, and if any of my patients miss an appointment, my security force escorts them to their destination.
*turns window around so patients can see outside but someone from outside can't see in(side)*
*turns window around so patients can't see outside but someone from outside can see in(side)*
*fills window with bricks so technically there is no longer a window* :P
hmmmm...
/me gets a matrix feeling ;-D
*Breaks another window, then adds another one way mirror*
*codes Asylum differently so there are no windows or doors* :D
Codes? OMG this is the Matrix!
*morphs into Agent Smith* 8)
OPERATOR!! i need an exit!!
*starts running*
turn left at the next hall, then enter the 4th door on the right.
*punches through wall, yet his suit has no trace of dirt or dust*
Mr. AndB'rrrson... 8)
XB
I assume Racx is the hacker, who's the administrator?
You're looking at him. 8)
MuAhAhAhAHAHAHAHAHAH! :suffer:
*turns left at the next hall*
whaaaa!! :o
*finds his way blocked*
*runs to the roof*
*makes a nice jump to the next building with a flip and a roll and some super cool mega jump stuff thingy*
;-D
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*crawls out of the rubble*
I need help!!
*runs backwards at full speed while emptying his guns and hits nothing but thin air*
*jumps over a wall and make a quick turn right*
*picks up a bike and heads for the freeway!!* :o :o
sidenote: lmao!! b'rrreo!! ;-D ;-D ;P
Despite not having a gun...
*shoots Agent Smith/s*
:o you actually hit an agent??!
*rides 347 km/h across the freeway heading to the city core* ;-D
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*takes bag of popcorn out of microwave in a "blurred octopus-like fashion"*
*starts eating popcorn*
*unplugs his "operator phone " set*
Hahaha, a Matrix parody would be so hilarious! XD These past few posts prove it. :P
Scary Movie 4? :o
*whistles*
Just passing through the asylum. Making sure the patients are being well taken care of.
*whistles*
hmmm....Glitch in the Matrix....must download this. Will pass through again after I have watched it.
*whistles*
/me , being the architect, is watching everything on his monitors.
Hmmm, there seems to be something wrong in the code concerning the Asylum, lemme try and rectify that...
*takes measures to prevent windows from being flipped around (in the likes of: you touch it, and you're dragged inside)*
Quote from: Yonkey on June 25, 2004, 11:49:29 AM
I'm downloading it right now! !!!
EDIT: Just watched it now!! HAHAHAH! <3 :suffer: The fight scene was the best! XD
I'm glad you enjoyed it. ;D
*relocates the asylum to the moon ;)
*does the moonwalk* ;-D
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*get his ass kicked by mr Connor* ;-D
Quote*relocates the asylum to Daventry ;)
Quick, everyone make a run for the castle!
*runs toward the castle, to see what the inside looks like*
:o :o tell me!! tell me!! ;-D ...cuz else i have to wait till i play kq9!! ;-D
NO!!!!!!
I walked into an untextured room, and I can't find any light(as in light switch). :(
The castle needs electricity.
lmao ; )
*gives a torch*
Tries to light the torch, by rubbing it against itself very fast.
*room catches on fire*
The room's made of stone(I think), but everything else is catching fire.
*hides*
*rolls over to get rid of the flames* :'(
*puts out fire, with tears*
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
*removes fire glitch and programs the rest of Daventry (including the Castle) ;)
*looks around* (beeing a bit black)
:o :o :o :o the whole castle is orange?? ;-D
*starts painting castle*
thnx Daniel, it is orange enough in the country i live in ;-D
Your welcome.
*starts painting the inside of castle*
*edits code so that everything is coloured properly ;)
i thought daniel was already doing that ;-D
That would take Daniel ages to paint :-\, so i decided to do it for him in a matter of seconds ;) ;D
*starts painting castle, again*
*sneaky switches the standard grey-castle-paint for purple*
PURPLE!? :o
Since I don't have any more paint...
*starts painting castle purple*
*relocates Asylum in the Matrix :o :-\
i thought it already was the matrix ;-D
*uses his b'rreo powers to bend all spoons* ;-D
The spoon doesn't bend :o, you do ;) ;D
....there is no spoon 8)
*rides a pegasus back to the Asylum*
I wasn't in the Asylum when you relocated it, why'd you leave me!? :(
Quote from: Louisiana Night on June 30, 2004, 03:20:14 PM*rides a pegasus back to the Asylum*
I wasn't in the Asylum when you relocated it, why'd you leave me!? :(
Whoa, too many people messing with the matrix's code.
*removes security codes*
*moves LN's code into the Asylum-directory*
There, fixed! 8)
Geez, I don't think it's insane enough in here!! So, I shall sing! >sings<
I feel dizzy
Oh so dizzy...
I...uh...don't know how the rest of it goes. I haven't made it up yet. ;]
Quote*removes security codes*
*programs flying penguins into the asylum*
FLYING PENGUINS !!! ;D
QuoteI don't think it's insane enough in here!!
What's more insane than flying penguins!? ???
dancing bananas?? ;-D
Yeah, that's more insane.
if i put my mind on it i could think of something more.... the dancing bananas was inspired by kim's sig ;-D
Quote from: B'rrr on July 03, 2004, 01:22:04 PM
if i put my mind on it i could think of something more.... the dancing bananas was inspired by kim's sig ;-D
Yeah, I guessed it was based on Kimmie's signature. I think the pacman site, is more insane.
im insane :D
As if we didn't know that already :P
So you didnt know that i was insane :o, i thought everyone knew :P :suffer:
No, Jason. We were completely in the dark about your insanity. ::) I think a flying penguin has just flown into my head. >falls to the floor, unconscious<
/me hastily turns off the Infinite Improbability Drive (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_Improbability_Drive).
Erm, sorry about that, Questie. Turned up the level a bit too high. ...oh, dear, my arm is floating away again. Pardon me while I go catch it.
/me trips over several monkeys with typewriters.
Peace & Luv, Liz
Are those monkeys editing the script again? No wonder it seems so "Hitchhiker's Guide" in here. Hold on a second, I can't read my next line. Ah, yes!
Hand me a towel!
There are all kinds of things out there trying to do you, kill you, rip you off...
You've always gotta know where your towel is.
I can even wear it as a turban if I suddenly find myself in ancient Persia! I can also have a scimitar, and a white horse! >gallops around the asylum<
Q...would you kindly get off my back??
Since when are you a white horse mystically produced from my imagination, Cat?
(And I'm just *waiting* for James or Jeysie to get to that comment you made..oooh, they'll LOVE it!!!)
I guess since you got on your sugar-high. Not my fault that you've had too much today :P
Cat
or...IS IT?!?!?!?
BUM BUM BUM...
Sugah high ???, i wonder what that is :-\
I prefer alcoholic highs ;-D :suffer: :P
lol! XD
Say's gonna beat you, Jason. Violently. I hope we have a good janitorial staff, blood stains can be hard to clean up. XB
Ok fine then :P, but you will always remember me as the insane moderator >:( :-\
*worries for self*
The insane: Objects that are living and staring at you with cute eyeballs (and those odd few that can talk) ..I'd be like...AHHHH make them stop !
Then i'd jump through a wall while whisling the jeopordy 'waiting for your answer' tune and doing a backflib...also while drinking coffee and getting the last bit of ketchup out of one of those bottles that has been almost used up...scary huh? :suffer:
I suppose Graham would go out of his mind if all the furnature and the like in his castle suddently had eyes and started talking to him, I suppose Cedric would look like a good companion right about then...
/me checks Draco into the KQIX Asylum.
XD
/me is glad that someone had the courage to do so!
XB
*eats the check-in clip board and pen* ;B
*Watches as Draco is prompty eaten by the asylum in punishment for stealing it's pen.*
*pets asylum*
/me gives asylum a bone
Technically CC and I are the Asylum :-\, and we dont like bones :P
But we like kisses from beautiful females ;-D
You're in the wrong thread for that, hun! :P Now, if you can dig up the other thread and post...I'll see what I can do ;B
Cat
I agree, Draco should be punished for eating the pen. As a former cashier, I know how blasted hard it is to keep a supply of pens around at your job!
Peace & Luv, Liz
Draco will get a straight jacket ;B
Quote from: Jeysie on July 11, 2004, 06:06:39 AM
I agree, Draco should be punished for eating the pen. As a former cashier, I know how blasted hard it is to keep a supply of pens around at your job!
I KNOW! Especially when someone else borrows it and forgets to give it back! >:(
But as for someone digesting a pen...
I said he will be punished by straight jacket >:(, tis that not good enough :S ???
Nope it isn't! Cause I'll use my sword to cut through it...
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAH
HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
Jason, the Asylum is a cosmic force of its own. You and CC only *tame* it.
I think Draco needs to be punished for three things:
1) eating the pen (I suggest the death penalty. XB)
2) suggesting that I live in a castle full of eyes...if I live in a castle, why don't I know where it is? :-\ (I suggest severe torture)
3) bringing a dangerous weapon (a sword) into the asylum (we should make him watch reruns on TV! *gasp* :o)
Heheh, you know I'm just kidding, right Draco? We don't use the death penalty here. :P
No, we just stab people with pens who try to steal them. STEAL MY PENS, WILL YOU??!!
Peace & Luv, Liz
HAHAHAH OMG, you guys are hilarious :D, specially Q's death penalty hahaha <3 <3
I <3 my asylum fukos :P
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Quote from: zerogravityfire on July 13, 2004, 09:58:41 AM
Hey is it a criteria to read all the pages of replies before coming on here, cuz I only read the first 7 and the last 3 ;].
You're more likely to be insane if you read all the pages. Whether you consider that a
good thing or a
bad thing is entirely up to you. ;P
Well if insane means being anything like I've witnessed so far in here, I guess it's a good thing.
BTW is it sane to really like MoE or K-Q 8 as I'd like to call it? ;D
Quote from: zerogravityfire on July 13, 2004, 12:14:16 PMBTW is it sane to really like MoE or K-Q 8 as I'd like to call it? ;D
Hmm. Whether or not it's sane in general to like MOE is a matter of taste. However, whether or not it's sane to like MOE around these parts depends on whether or not you fear the wrath of Storm. ;)
Peace & Luv, Liz
She's an avid MoE detesteress, eh? ;)
*zerogravityfire wonders if Storms name is indicative of her personality. He puts on his raincoat and boots just in case*
Actually Storm's membername is indicative of her real name. XD
Quote from: zerogravityfire on July 13, 2004, 02:26:27 PM
She's an avid MoE detesteress, eh? ;)
Let's put it this way... if there were indeed an Official Connor Haters Club, Storm would be its most esteemed member.
Quote from: zerogravityfire on July 13, 2004, 02:26:27 PM*zerogravityfire wonders if Storms name is indicative of her personality. He puts on his raincoat and boots just in case*
Quote from: Yonkey on July 13, 2004, 03:22:19 PMActually Storm's membername is indicative of her real name. XD
And it is also somewhat indicative of her personality. Fate is convenient that way. ;)
Peace & Luv, Liz
Ah-ha!! you thought you could escape my wrath because I never-ever post on this thread (well, never-ever since the last time I posted here)?
YOU WERE WRONG!! I am the all-seeing, all-knowing forum lurker!! nothing you post escapes me! :o :o
Ok, someone told me about it... Thanks Jeysie! ;)
Quote from: Jeysie on July 13, 2004, 04:48:16 PMLet's put it this way... if there were indeed an Official Connor Haters Club, Storm would be its most esteemed member.
THERE IS!! didn't you read the sign on my door?
*points to the "Official MOE Bashers Club" sign on the door, right next to a Connor doll burning in effigy*
Quote from: zerogravityfire on July 13, 2004, 12:14:16 PMBTW is it sane to really like MoE or K-Q 8 as I'd like to call it? ;D
To answer your question - NO, it is not insane to like MOE, not even to REALLY like MOE - it's just bad taste.
What's insane is to LIKE to call it "King's Quest" or even an adventure game, and doing so when I'm around is not only insane but also a downright health hazard >:(
Quote from: Storm on July 13, 2004, 07:11:13 PMOk, someone told me about it... Thanks Jeysie! ;)
<Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Door>Glad to be of service...</Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Door>
Quote from: Storm on July 13, 2004, 07:11:13 PMQuote from: Jeysie on July 13, 2004, 04:48:16 PMLet's put it this way... if there were indeed an Official Connor Haters Club, Storm would be its most esteemed member.
THERE IS!! didn't you read the sign on my door?
*points to the "Official MOE Bashers Club" sign on the door, right next to a Connor doll burning in effigy*
Oh, I'm sorry, I missed it! Hmm. You know, I was kind of wondering where that odd smell kept coming from. Well, at least he's not plastic... that stuff is really awful when it burns.
/me carefully sticks one of the displayed pins into the doll, signs the guestbook, and heads off.
OK, I never played MOE (and don't plan to)... but AGDI made him sound kind of like a pompous twit in KQ2VGA. ;P The KQ9 folks were a little more gracious, however... ;) (BTW, do we *ever* get a Connor sketch/model? ;) )
Peace & Luv, Liz
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Quote from: Jeysie on July 13, 2004, 04:48:16 PM
And it is also somewhat indicative of her personality. Fate is convenient that way. ;)
Hey no kidding!! :) ;)
Quote from: zerogravityfire on July 14, 2004, 10:27:24 AMP.S. Jeysie you are an intricate woman.
Hmm. I've been called many things... some good, many bad, but "intricate" is a new one. :)
Peace & Luv, Liz
Quote from: Jeysie on July 13, 2004, 07:27:10 PMOK, I never played MOE (and don't plan to)... but AGDI made him sound kind of like a pompous twit in KQ2VGA. ;P
I'm afraid you need to play MOE to fully understand what a pompous twit sounds like... KQ2+'s Connor can't hold a candle to the original Connor in that sense :P
Quote from: Jeysie on July 13, 2004, 07:27:10 PMThe KQ9 folks were a little more gracious, however... ;) (BTW, do we *ever* get a Connor sketch/model? ;) )
I think they have a reason for keeping the Connor sketch/model a secret, maybe even up until the game's release... maybe they don't want me to go all red-eye before that ;)
Quote from: zerogravityfire on July 14, 2004, 10:27:24 AMTell me, Storm, have you played MoE and why is it that you hate it so much? B/c of your passionate love for the KQ series and what they embody or b/c it is just a really crappy game?
Yes and yes ::)
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
I guess if visiting 4 different threads and liking a few people is stalking, then yes your honor I'm guilty. ;)
No I think I was just trying to say I haven't been to all that many rooms and that's why I don't know her. I am enjoying to read through this one and the official ugly mug thread and silly mug thread though. Man it is amazing how much interesting stuff can be found in these places! There are some fun and spectacular people in here!!
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
"Intricate = having many complexly arranged elements, or comrehensible only through concerted and intentional effort"
Does that clear things up for you? I mean that there are many things about you that are usually not found in many people and the interesting part is how you got there and how you handled some of the things that have come across your path. You have many elements that at first glance seem oxymoronic ;)(paradoxical) but somehow you blend them together to make and enjoyable an at least seemingly stabil whole.
Ok, I'm not sure I cleared anything up....:/
No, actually, that makes a lot of sense. Especially the "oxymoronic" part. I've often mused over the fact that many of my personality traits manage to be at complete odds with each other. (And at odds with the rest of the universe, for that matter.) I suppose it's perhaps a side-effect of the fact that I tend to try to analyze everything... and my own brand of logic yields different results than most people would come up with.
(Psychoanalysis in the Asylum thread... how wonderfully fitting! ;) )
Although I find myself wondering what exactly I've been writing that a newbie can peg me somewhat after reading just four threads... !
Peace & Luv, Liz
Quote from: Jeysie on July 14, 2004, 05:46:48 PM
Although I find myself wondering what exactly I've been writing that a newbie can peg me somewhat after reading just four threads... !
Hahaha... well I may be a newbie in here, but not a newbie in life. As far as what you wrote, that is for me to know and for you to go back and check :suffer:.
Just kidding. I'm sure you know roughly what you have written in here, and if you just know how to read between the lines there is a lot more information in behind the text than in it.
Kinda creepy when I read what I just wrote.... :o
Quote from: zerogravityfire on July 15, 2004, 07:47:19 AMJust kidding. I'm sure you know roughly what you have written in here, and if you just know how to read between the lines there is a lot more information in behind the text than in it.
Kinda creepy when I read what I just wrote.... :o
Hee. Well, I suppose I was curious if there was anything in specific I said that made you come up with your assessment.
And since you imply you have a knack for "reading between the lines", are you a science fiction fan? Not that other genres can't have subtext, but IMHO SF is the best genre for that. (Well, fantasy too, but I would think that it would be a given that anyone posting in these forums must like fantasy at least a little, so no point asking after that!)
Peace & Luv, Liz
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
First of all no there is no such test and I wouldn't subject myself to one if there was. ;)
Secondly, I'm way too expensive for you to be hired. You see I only work for chocolate.
No problem you say?? Well that depends on the amounts of chocolate I can consume, doesn't it? :D
This blissful vegetable of the coco tree, is the promise of heaven to this fallen world, a hope of a better world in the midst of despair, a glimpse of happiness in the center of ....cleaning house....(YUCK, how long has THAT been there?!).
Quote from: Jeysie on July 15, 2004, 03:49:06 PM
[And since you imply you have a knack for "reading between the lines", are you a science fiction fan? Not that other genres can't have subtext, but IMHO SF is the best genre for that. (Well, fantasy too, but I would think that it would be a given that anyone posting in these forums must like fantasy at least a little, so no point asking after that!)
I do like SF, although I haven't really delved into that world. I'm afraid my interest has only gone as far as movies right now. Haven't read many SF books, so I wasn't aware of the allegorical/sublime presence in them. Is that what you meant was in them or did you mean more of the mystery/adventure type stuff?
I mostly like to talk to people and even more listen. That is what I have been doing, I guess. I've read through the whole of the ugly mug thread and the silly ugly mug. Since then I've also read through a few more. People are intersting to me and I like to listen to what they say and what they don't say, how they say it and how they word it. It's hard to do here but reading body language gives you a whole world of information. Just fascinating....
Quote from: zerogravityfire on July 16, 2004, 10:48:30 AMHaven't read many SF books, so I wasn't aware of the allegorical/sublime presence in them. Is that what you meant was in them or did you mean more of the mystery/adventure type stuff?
No, I meant allegorical/subtext type stuff. The best SF is literary, IMHO... while A/V (audio/visual) SF can be good, the only three A/V SF things I've personally seen that approach literary SF quality are, IMHO, the TV show Babylon 5 and the movies Gattaca and Dark City. (Just because someone might mention it, I'll say that I have seen Blade Runner, and I find it overrated, IMHO. Plus it's based on a book, anyway.)
Quote from: zerogravityfire on July 16, 2004, 10:48:30 AMI mostly like to talk to people and even more listen. People are intersting to me and I like to listen to what they say and what they don't say, how they say it and how they word it. It's hard to do here but reading body language gives you a whole world of information. Just fascinating....
:) I also find people fascinating and interesting myself. I'm always trying to understand people, and get a feel for how they think and how they see/interpret things. That's part of why I love the Internet so much... it's easy to get to see the thoughts and ideas of people from all walks of life.
If you feel you want to get into reading SF novels more, I'd recommend Orson Scott Card's Ender's Game series... I've always loved his grasp of human nature. (Darn it, I wish he wrote more SF instead of fantasy! :P) And Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein is still my favorite book, for much the same reasons.
Edit: The part of my brain that remembers things told the (much larger) part of my brain that forgets things that it should add The Twilight Zone and City of Dreams (http://www.scifi.com/cityofdreams/) to the "A/V SF Praise List". (Of course, City of Dreams was written by the creator of Babylon 5...)
Peace & Luv, Liz
This place is almost starting to seem sane. Hmm...who wants to talk about sliding doors? I mean, what is more crazy than a door that slides? You don't even need one of them new-fangled, wacky, hi-tech doorknobs!
That reminds me somehow of the music video to Jamiroquai's song -"Virtual Insanity". What a totally awesome video that was.
Peace & Luv, Liz
Totally missed that video. Does that group have issues with doorknobs as well? I tell you, whoever invented them was almost as bad as that guy who invented CD shrink wrap.
Quote from: Questing Character on July 18, 2004, 01:11:31 PMTotally missed that video. Does that group have issues with doorknobs as well? I tell you, whoever invented them was almost as bad as that guy who invented CD shrink wrap.
That video has issues with well... everything related to architechture.
I found a Flash link that I think will let you see the video... but you need Quicktime installed to view it, so I can't test for sure:
Video Link (http://www.submarinechannel.com/channel/content/pause/musicvideos/mainMusicVideos.html)
Go to the bottom where it says "Select band/artist" and click on "J". Then choose "Virtual Insanity - Jamiroquai". Pick your resolution, and I hope the link works from there. :P
Peace & Luv, Liz
Come online tonight and remind me. I don't want to start anything new, we're leaving to see Spider-Man 2 in the not-too-distant future.
And hey, I just received summer homework in my e-mail. Can you smell the excitement and yayness? :X
I'll try, Questie... have to go out soonish and do dinner and groceries myself. Of course, I need to nudge you to read the KQ2+ Cloud Test thread too, 'cause I asked you a question there.
I know this might sound odd, but this reminds me that I wish forum software had a "Mark as unread" feature... would come in handy sometimes. :P
Peace & Luv, Liz
Quote from: zerogravityfire on July 14, 2004, 12:38:26 PMStorm is also a woman who is interesting like that, although more mysterious as she doesn't frequent chat rooms(maybe I just haven't been to the ones she's in ;])
Wha? who doesn't frequent what? :o
Ok, I admit I haven't been posting much lately, life and the futility of it all getting in the way and such, but I'm still one of the top 5 posters around here (or is it top 10 by now? ::))
Anyways, you won't find many of my posts if the threads you read are all in Haven or the ugly mug ones. I have prefectly good reasons for avoiding those 8)
Which is....? ;)
I haven't gotten around to much of the other ones yet but I'm working on it.
Storm is scared that posting pictures of her will make us all feel ugly and ashamed of ourselves. >worships Storm<
I was wondering when you were going to get back to worshiping Storm!
Well, with her not posting as much it's a little bit more difficult!!
Well you could always just build yerself a storm effigy and glue it on top of your monitor. That way it'll be like storm's always with you. ;P
I'm a fire breathing pumpkin!!!
RAR! (http://users.ipa.net/~bobbyjoe/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/dragon.wav)
Oh wow, Inverted! That was a really good idea!!
What, Questie, you mean you don't have one already??
NOW I'm offended :P
Uhm...I mean...the cat broke it, I swear! I was gonna get a new one, that's all! ;P
You know, in another fandom, I ran a cardboard cut-out shop... maybe I should start one here? Or branch off into action dolls figures?
OK, I need a Connor one, a Storm one, and an Alexander one. Any other suggestions? XD
Peace & Luv, Liz
Storm was in KQ? :o
;P
I never said I'd limit myself to only KQ characters. :suffer:
I have at least one customer for a Storm cut-out/doll, so there you go.
Peace & Luv, Liz
Better not make too many or the collective conciousness of the dolls/action figures would probably unite to rebel against their human creators.
Perhaps... although at least the Storm dolls would be far too busy tormenting the Connor dolls to bother helping.
Peace & Luv, Liz
And the rebellion couldn't work without Storm! >worships Storm<
Quote from: Jeysie on July 20, 2004, 09:11:55 PM
Perhaps... although at least the Storm dolls would be far too busy tormenting the Connor dolls to bother helping.
Peace & Luv, Liz
... and the Say doll would stand around and go "OMGWTF" at everything, QC-doll would find reasons to be a twerp and drip sarcasm over the other dolls, J-Roc doll would party til the sun set and make everone laugh, KoKo doll would keep things clean(er than it would have been without her) and make the other dolls feel good about not being self-indulgent, Cesar doll would make everyone suffer, Yonkey doll would stand aside looking on and butt in every once in a while with a funny comment or to correct something....
Wow, Zero knows us all *far* too well. :P He's right, except that the Cesar doll would also fart.
I agree! XB
Quote from: zerogravityfire on July 23, 2004, 08:30:52 AM
Yonkey doll would stand aside looking on and butt in every once in a while with a funny comment or to correct something....
It's nice to see I'm appreciated around here. ::)
j/k XD
But we all luv you, Neil! <3
And you are appreciated! Especially when you post a funny comment or correct something! :P
Cat
...Kimmie doll would incessantly change clothes and take pics with the other dolls, invertedsilence doll would break out in a bass solo...
Quote from: Yonkey on July 20, 2004, 05:23:32 PM
Storm was in KQ? :o
You mean, I won't be in KQ9? how disappointing :'(
:o OH NO! Storm's just invited a shameless plug for the character contest into this thread!! >ducks and runs<
Quoteinvertedsilence doll would break out in a bass solo...
*ahem* Thats guitar solo thankyewverymuch. ;P
ZeroGravityFire would make awesome and frighteningly accurate steryotypes of all the other dolls. XB
Quote...Kimmie doll would incessantly change clothes and take pics with the other dolls, invertedsilence doll would break out in a bass solo...
:o :o :o...is that what i do? :o
right i need to change my character then... ;P
i havnt been in here much, and when i do come here, i find im a photo taking, clothes changing doll :o woah this is what celebritys feel like when they see themselves as a doll[/glow]
Quote from: Storm on July 23, 2004, 04:30:24 PMQuote from: Yonkey on July 20, 2004, 05:23:32 PMStorm was in KQ? :o
You mean, I won't be in KQ9? how disappointing :'(
Sure you will! You'll be a creepy monster that the hero has to defeat (or not defeat) to save (or not save) Connor! (Hee, J/K.)
Peace & Luv, Liz
Quote from: Storm on July 23, 2004, 04:30:24 PM
Quote from: Yonkey on July 20, 2004, 05:23:32 PM
Storm was in KQ? :o
You mean, I won't be in KQ9? how disappointing :'(
Not yet... maybe if you submit a couple pics in the Costume Contest (http://www.tsl-game.com/contest) we'll see. ;P
Quote from: Jeysie on July 24, 2004, 07:05:00 AM
Sure you will! You'll be a creepy monster that the hero has to defeat (or not defeat) to save (or not save) Connor! (Hee, J/K.)
I thought Connor
was the creepy monster. ???
;-D
Must be a typo, I mean, who would wanna save Connor? XD
Me ;D
Ohh! I think I understand, the moster is actually a gigantic fire breathing pumpkin whose trying to save connor from the rest of us! ;P
YES, that's it !!!
*breathes fire at nearest person*
*Barbecues steak on fire*
Hey! You heated my gaspacho! >:(
*looks around for Connor*
Where'd he go ???
To save Storm a repost...
Where do you think that steak came from?
InvertedSilence silence ate Connor :o
Mmmmmmm...*munch, munch*
Try the buttocks, *offers some to Questie* its nice and fatty.
We should make a Connor pie.
(>has been listening to far too much Sweeney Todd<)
For Connor!
*breathes fire at InvertedSilence*
*breathes fire at Q*
He gave you heartburn? :o
LN, how many times do I have to tell you...Connor and your stomach don't agree!!
I didn't eat him >:(
I don't think they ate him anyways, I'll know for sure when KQ9 is finished. ;D
Is the hatred aimed at Connor, or MoE? If he had a big appetite he could have eaten the whole of MoE...especially the annoying gnome land, which was so pointless i almost cried!
Quote from: Questing Character on July 20, 2004, 04:47:06 PMUhm...I mean...the cat broke it, I swear! I was gonna get a new one, that's all! ;P
What cat? :suffer:
Quote from: Louisiana Night on July 28, 2004, 11:08:39 PMFor Connor!
*breathes fire at InvertedSilence*
*breathes fire at Q*
*stands by with fire hose to cool off InvertedSilence and Q*
>crosses fingers< I'm sorry that I ate Connor. I mistook him for a newbie. XB
So... am i sane?
P.S. I posted that BEFORE the pumpkin avatar.
Did you make an appointment? XB
The forum's up 24 hours a day(normally), so I'll let him decide on the appointment time(as long as it's within the 24 hours of the day).
Quote from: Questing Character on August 01, 2004, 09:57:09 PMDid you make an appointment? XB
Since when did you appoint yourself as my secretary? :suffer:
Quote from: Louisiana Night on August 01, 2004, 10:46:34 PMThe forum's up 24 hours a day(normally), so I'll let him decide on the appointment time(as long as it's within the 24 hours of the day).
I can 'skip' a day if I need to, so don't take those 24 hours as a guarantee.
Quote from: Louisiana Night on August 01, 2004, 09:32:36 PMSo... am i sane?
Not as long as you're 'joined' to the pumpkin-counterpart. 8)
Thanks, CC, for clearing everything up...now if only LN will listen! :P
Speaking of Avatars, Storm's avatar has to be the most contradictive one of all, as far as portraying their personality.
LN's sig states he is a certain type of pumpkin and that he's looknig for a cure. Well the best one out there to fix your problem would be the fairy godmother. She'd turn you into a beautiful carriage for a few hours, but other than that, I think you are going to have to make a life with your pumpkinness.
Some Powerful Wizard I am, can't even make a cure for myself...
I didn't appointment myself your secretary, CC. Since you took away my bell I was ringing, and the pen's been eaten....
Well, if I don't ask people if they have an appointment, how am I supposed to keep myself entertained?
Btw, do you have an appointment? I don't see you on my list...
LOL! :suffer:
/me looks down at her hoard for a minute, looks up twitching for a moment, then reluctantly holds a pen from her collection out to Questie.
Lose it and die. :P
Peace & Luv, Liz
OMGYAYTHANKZJEYSIE!!!!!! (Hee, that was fun too!) >huggles Jeysie and clicks pen<
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
Quote from: Louisiana Night on August 02, 2004, 07:20:55 PMSome Powerful Wizard I am, can't even make a cure for myself...
Didn't you read the PW-guidelines properly? They clearly state you can only employ your wizardry to aid
others, not yourself. So, you need only find another PW to help
you.
Quote from: Questing Character on August 04, 2004, 11:37:14 AMBtw, do you have an appointment? I don't see you on my list...
Who's appointment schedule do you have on your list?
Look over there, a unicorn!
/me quickly pulls out his pen and adds his name to Q's list. XB
*replaces Q's clickable pen with a fixed one*
Jeysie...CC...You got here before I could...I was about to pass Q pens :P Great minds think alike!
/me passes Q a coloring book and crayons to keep himself entertained
*Zero-G, knowing what great intellect QC has, hands him a rubix cube, 5 difficult chess problems and a couple of philosophical quandries*
Great minds bore easily.
Powerful Wizards...
send a cure my way !!!
Zero...I think you have me confused with someone else. I may bore easily, but I also am easily entertained. >tries to bite rubix cube while coloring in Cat's coloring book<
CC, stop stealing my entertainment. Give me back Jeysie's clicky pen!!
*carries coffin to the woods*
*opens coffin*
Connor RUN!
Storm thinks I have killed you, now run away, before she finds you.
RUN FASTER !!
Quote from: Questing Character on August 05, 2004, 01:37:05 PMCC, stop stealing my entertainment. Give me back Jeysie's clicky pen!!
Can I put you in solitary confiment while you do clickety-click with it so you don't drive the other patients more crazy than they already are?
/me wonders where LN picked up that coffin...
Anyway, that
wood is just the Asylum's indoor garden, so Connor won't get very far. 8)
/me sends some security cats to apprehend Connor and put him into a holding cell, whilst he notifies Storm. XB
Quote from: copycat on August 06, 2004, 06:14:36 PM
Quote from: Questing Character on August 05, 2004, 01:37:05 PMCC, stop stealing my entertainment. Give me back Jeysie's clicky pen!!
Can I put you in solitary confiment while you do clickety-click with it so you don't drive the other patients more crazy than they already are?
/me wonders where LN picked up that coffin...
Anyway, that wood is just the Asylum's indoor garden, so Connor won't get very far. 8)
/me sends some security cats to apprehend Connor and put him into a holding cell, whilst he notifies Storm. XB
I've made a huge mistake! :(
*grabs bucket of water*
I'll save Connor !!!
Quote from: Louisiana Night on August 06, 2004, 11:33:57 PM*grabs bucket of water*
I'll save Connor !!!
With a bucket of water? What are you going to do with that,
drown Connor?
/me prepares himself for LN's next move, whatever it may be
Quote* copycat sends some security cats to apprehend Connor
*throws water(from bucket) at security cats*
>water bucket hits Questie as he walks towards solitary confinement< NOOOOOO!! Now the spring will get rusty!! >tackles LN<
Why would it get rusty ???
I just hit you with the bucket XD
*throws Q in random direction*
*fills another bucket with water*
Noooooooooooo!
*drinks the second bucket of water*
bleh :X
XD
*fills third bucket of water*
How did this floor get SO dirty???
*grabs mop*
Hmmm...water...need some water...
*grabs bucket of water and starts moping*
*Zero-G enters wearing a hermeneutically sealed suit against everything that might be thrown against him and starts a water war by throwing a water balloon on the back of Cat's head, another one on QC as he's clicking his infernal pen, CC receives one while reviewing his psych notes, Yonkey gets it while cooking a meal for himself and his host of everreproducing bunnies, LN's fire is put out by a well placed hose shot, J-roc enjoys a cold water balloon on his face that sprays up his nose and lastly he lobs one over to where racx is and gets him square in the chest, hurtling him into Jeysie, who protectively catches him*
Aaaahh. That's better. :suffer:
/me sets Racx on the ground and then runs over and desperately tries to protect her pen collection from all the water.
BTW, how did Yonkey end up with Katie's bunnies?
Peace & Luv, Liz
Anyone that smells Yonkey's food, wants to move in with him(or so I'm told ;))
*Zero-G, everprotected by his layer of hardened gelatin, catches Jeysie mid-stride with a well-aimed hose shot*
Ack! Oh... dear... my poor pens. :'( :'(
OK... now it's time for PAYBACK!
/me steals a Bunsen burner from CC's laboratory, grabs a plastic bag from the nurses' station, lights the burner, puts the bag over it for water protection, and sticks it under the sprinker sensor.
/me then passes out from the horrible burning plastic fumes. Yuck!
Peace & Luv, Liz
How DARE you ruin Jeysie's pens?!?!
/me gives more clicky pens to Jeysie
And how did Jason get pulled into the fight when he hasn't been around for about three weeks? Poor Jason...
/me tries to revive Jason
You got Jeysie's pens wet?! >:( This means war.
/me grabs hold of the nearest security cat, picks him up and shotputs it to zerogravity. In mid-air the ball of fur turns into a razor sharp sphere of claws and tears through zerogravity's suit. The sprinkler system activates from Jeysie's device and gets zero soaking wet.
;D
*Liitle did they know that Zero-G's suit was for THEIR protection* Free!! ok Yonkey you wanna play hard water, huh? Here comes a bucket of heavy water topped off with some instant subzero pellets which will explode on impact and turn you into man of Storm's type. I one word: Freeze!
/me recovers from the plastic smell and hurls the ruined, wet, cold pens at Zero-G as weapons.
Peace & Luv, Liz
*Zero-G quickly swallows a couple of soaked-pen-repellents and braces for the impact. Surprised to find the pens missing him by a mile, he realizes Jeysie must have been blinded by his beaming smile(envision heroic, colgate teeth)*
Wow, this turned from a water fight to a pen fight real quick.
*Zero-G gives Jeysie his bull pen*
Quote from: copycat on August 06, 2004, 06:14:36 PM/me sends some security cats to apprehend Connor and put him into a holding cell, whilst he notifies Storm. XB
Thanks, CC!! ;D
/me captures Connor and puts him through the worse torture of all - playing MOE :P
Quote from: Questing Character on July 28, 2004, 08:34:47 PM
To save Storm a repost...
Where do you think that steak came from?
Thanks!! that one really needed to be re-posted ;)
Quote from: Kimmie on July 30, 2004, 04:58:15 AM
Is the hatred aimed at Connor, or MoE?
MOE basically, but there's enough to go around ;P
Quote from: Storm on August 09, 2004, 01:51:47 PM
/me captures Connor and puts him through the worse torture of all - playing MOE :P
The horror... the horror! :-X
:suffer:
Who would have thought, that pretending to kill Connor(and trying to let him go free), would cause.... whatever is happening in this thread. :-\
Quote from: Storm on August 09, 2004, 01:51:47 PM
Quote from: copycat on August 06, 2004, 06:14:36 PM/me sends some security cats to apprehend Connor and put him into a holding cell, whilst he notifies Storm. XB
Thanks, CC!! ;D
/me captures Connor and puts him through the worse torture of all - playing MOE :P
I thought Connor would have escaped, during all of this insanity.
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on August 09, 2004, 06:54:01 AM
How did this floor get SO dirty???
*grabs mop*
Hmmm...water...need some water...
*grabs bucket of water and starts moping*
Why do people keep taking/spilling my bucket of water? :'(
Quote from: zerogravityfire on August 09, 2004, 11:06:42 AM
LN's fire is put out by a well placed hose shot
*breathes on container of diesel*
Water, fire, cats, and pens. This thread is back on track. XD
Was it ever off track? ???
Quote from: Louisiana Night on August 09, 2004, 09:41:34 PMI thought Connor would have escaped, during all of this insanity.
You were wrong. Connor did not escape! he stoods up and fought! but he didn't stand a chance, of course. This isn't MOE where you get points for senseless violence :P
>worships Storm<
Aha! I think I know one weapon that Zero cannot defend himself against!
>runs over to the asylum CD player and pops in Britney Spears<
GAAAH!! THE PAIN!! >grabs Zero and ties him next to a speaker and then runs back to solitary confinement where I was supposed to be this whole time<
....little do either CC or Jeysie know that I've dug a tunnel to a clicky-pen factory in here....heheheheh...
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
QuoteWas it ever off track? ???
Yes, it was. It was starting to make too much sense.
*fills another bucket of water.*
"...cuz now I'm stroooonger, than yeesterday..."
*Zero-G hums along with the music and jigles until he notices the shoddy knotmanhip of QC, as the ropes slide of him. He turns the volume up some more til it reaches the clicky pen factory....*
"...SLAAAVE, FOR YOUU...."
NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Zero, by turning the volume up that loud, you've activated the self destruct sequence!! TURN IT DOWN BEFORE IT EXPLODES IN A FLAMING MUSHROOM CLOUD OF DOOM!!!!!!!
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
*Zero-G, although he didn't intend to destroy the world's only pen factory, doesn't mind it at all b/c since they don't work in zero gravity anyway, what good are they? He settles in on a good spot far away from the soon ensuing spectacle of the exploding factory.....*
Oooooh!! Look at that blue and green rainbow. Wow, that shock wave almost took my clothes off! I wonder what alien stories the people in neighboring countries will concoct of the different parts that land in their backyard.
....I think Zero just killed everyone. Poo. :(
Quote from: Jeysie on August 09, 2004, 11:25:20 AM/me steals a Bunsen burner from CC's laboratory, grabs a plastic bag from the nurses' station, lights the burner, puts the bag over it for water protection, and sticks it under the sprinker sensor.
You mean 'borrows a Bunsen burner', right? :-*
Quote from: Questing Character on August 10, 2004, 12:15:57 PM....little do either CC or Jeysie know that I've dug a tunnel to a clicky-pen factory in here....heheheheh...
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
/me hears the sound of clicking pens coming from the stationary cupboard, unlocks the door and finds...QC! :o
OK, now you've done it! To the isolation cell you go! 8)
Quote from: zerogravityfire on August 10, 2004, 10:04:37 PMHe turns the volume up some more til it reaches the clicky pen factory....*
Little does Zero know the clicky pen factory is just a decoy... ::)
Quote from: Questing Character on August 12, 2004, 03:10:54 PM....I think Zero just killed everyone. Poo. :(
Can't happen, my Asylum can withstand the force of any explosion, even of one that's right outside. And everyone coming in is automatically scanned for explosives, so no explosive material can come inside. 8)
Quote from: Questing Character on August 12, 2004, 03:10:54 PM
....I think Zero just killed everyone. Poo. :(
Nah. I wouldn't do that. The parts I mentioned were factory parts, you silly! ;-D
I knew you were running for your life with your arms full of clicky pens when you heard the self-destruct alarm go off.
Good thing is you are now the sole owner of hte last clicky pens and can make a fortune in selling each one for an arm and a leg.(if you feel like you need more than you've got, that is) 8)
Wow...CC plans for EVERYTHING. :P
Uh..could I have another clicky pen? XB
CC thinks of everything because he's one smart guy!
/me sneaks Q a clicky pen through a crack in the door
/me sighs and starts yet another pen collection.
Peace & Luv, Liz
>feels bad that Jeysie has no pens and I do...<
>looks sadly down at his clicky pen<
>reluctantly slips Jeysie......five bucks to go buy herself some more pens<
Quote from: zerogravityfire on August 12, 2004, 04:45:59 PMGood thing is you are now the sole owner of hte last clicky pens and can make a fortune in selling each one for an arm and a leg.(if you feel like you need more than you've got, that is) 8)
/me thinks the time is right to unveil the new 'Cats & C°' clicky pen factory! XB
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on August 12, 2004, 06:50:12 PM/me sneaks Q a clicky pen through a crack in the door
That's not a crack, that opening in the door is meant for passing items through. 8)
Quote from: Jeysie on August 12, 2004, 07:53:52 PM/me sighs and starts yet another pen collection.
/me gives Jeysie the first batch of pen collections from the new clicky pen factory, engraved with the 'Cats & C°'-logo, therefor collector's items. XD
Yay, pens! Happy, happy, happy.
<3 CC and Questie!
Peace & Luv, Liz
*Zero-G, being indifferent to pens, neither welcomes nor destests the pen producing building. Although he does realize the seeming value other people put ito them so he finally decides to appreciate the addition.*
Oh a new factory. How nice. 8)
Quote from: zerogravityfire on August 13, 2004, 07:54:41 AM*Zero-G, being indifferent to pens, neither welcomes nor destests the pen producing building. Although he does realize the seeming value other people put ito them so he finally decides to appreciate the addition.*
You sure you don't want even just
one clicky pen? ::) How do you know they won't work in zero-G? Have you tried it yet?
BTW, I seem to have forgotten to put you into solitary confiment too, for causing such a disturbance in the Asylum. 8)
Zero-G, you obviously have been under a rock. ;)
Quote"Space Pens," developed by Fisher in the United States, which combine a more viscous than normal ballpoint pen ink with a gas pressurized piston which forces the ink toward the point. This design allows the pen to write even upside down or in zero gravity environments. It was developed at the request of NASA, and has been used in spaceflight. Fisher has capitalized on the design, developing a line of "Space Pens" for consumer use.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballpoint_pen
I used to own one of those, actually... they were pretty neat.
Peace & Luv, Liz
Quote from: Jeysie on August 13, 2004, 05:19:18 PM
Quote"Space Pens," developed by Fisher in the United States, which combine a more viscous than normal ballpoint pen ink with a gas pressurized piston which forces the ink toward the point. This design allows the pen to write even upside down or in zero gravity environments. It was developed at the request of NASA, and has been used in spaceflight. Fisher has capitalized on the design, developing a line of "Space Pens" for consumer use.
But do those do 'clickety-click'?
Heh. It's been a while since I owned one, but there are a few varieties that look clicky (http://www.spacepen.com/usa/products/index.htm).
Peace & Luv, Liz
... and all the while Zero-G keeps using his trusty ol' pencil. 8)
Unfortunately, pencils are useless for some purposes. Plus mechanical pencils aren't as satisfying with their clicky, and too much clicky with them makes a mess, too.
Peace & Luv, Liz
Quote from: copycat on August 13, 2004, 05:14:49 PM
Quote from: zerogravityfire on August 13, 2004, 07:54:41 AM*Zero-G, being indifferent to pens, neither welcomes nor destests the pen producing building. Although he does realize the seeming value other people put ito them so he finally decides to appreciate the addition.*
You sure you don't want even just one clicky pen? ::) How do you know they won't work in zero-G? Have you tried it yet?
BTW, I seem to have forgotten to put you into solitary confiment too, for causing such a disturbance in the Asylum. 8)
You can't do that, he's not even a patient yet!
*looks at zero-g pen posts*
Random Thought
The Americans spent over 1million dollars to invent/make them. The Russians just used a pencil.
*wonders what the reason was, for pointing out the US government's need to spend money pointlessly*
Quote from: Louisiana Night on August 13, 2004, 08:57:11 PMRandom Thought
The Americans spent over 1million dollars to invent/make them. The Russians just used a pencil.
*wonders what the reason was, for pointing out the US government's need to spend money pointlessly*
I love the Urban Legends Reference Pages. (http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp)
Peace & Luv, Liz
Thanks for clarifying that, Jeysie!
*takes pride in his nation*
*feels stupid, happy, and plans on keeping such thoughts to himself from now on*
*also feels slightly ashamed*
Quote from: Louisiana Night on August 13, 2004, 09:20:29 PM*feels stupid, happy, and plans on keeping such thoughts to himself from now on*
But I like having reasons to justify my mad research skillz. ;P
Peace & Luv, Liz
Quote from: Jeysie on August 13, 2004, 09:24:34 PM
Quote from: Louisiana Night on August 13, 2004, 09:20:29 PM*feels stupid, happy, and plans on keeping such thoughts to himself from now on*
But I like having reasons to justify my mad research skillz. ;P
Peace & Luv, Liz
Don't worry, I'll still post Random Thoughts. I just won't be posting anymore US Random Thoughts for awhile(I got that information, from a source I considered trustworthy).
Quote from: Jeysie on August 13, 2004, 05:50:05 PMHeh. It's been a while since I owned one, but there are a few varieties that look clicky (http://www.spacepen.com/usa/products/index.htm).
AFAIK, none of the spacepens was clicky. :(
Quote from: Louisiana Night on August 13, 2004, 08:57:11 PMYou can't do that, he's not even a patient yet!
He's not? I suppose that's what you get when your assistant is absent. Strange, considering the way he (Zero-G)'s been behaving lately.
Anyway, that can soon be fixed....
/me writes zero-G's name on the patient list.
There, happy now?
Kings Quest 9 Fansite #1_Under Construction (http://users.ipa.net/~bobbyjoe/)
As soon as my Haven Pet is finished(I'm not trying to rush anyone), may I put it on my site?
im assuming say has alot on her plate at the mo LN :) the pets may hav to wait a while.
actually my real pet jake has been really quiet today...i think its the thunder...aaaaaaaw
Poor Jake.
Oh oh! Funny story (in retrospect) about Koko. Do you guys know of those sticky bug traps that are put in houses? It's like a small piece of cardboard with glue on top of it--and they're really strong (the one in our garage caught a small lizard). Anyway, these but traps are in every room of the house. Well, Koko got behind an old wooden toybox upstairs and all of a sudden, he's meowing like there's no tomorrow. I get worried and go over and check on him. I'm pulling him out from behind the toybox and find the trap stuck on his belly fur. Poor baby. So I pull it off and let him go. He starts walking across the carpet...and you can hear the carpet sticking to his front paw!! It was so funny!
(We did call the bug exterminator and found out that it was just glue--no poison--just to make sure it was ok for Koko to lick it off. See, we take care of our animals as we're laughing at them :P)
Nice site so far, LN! XD
"Guest Today at 10:08:03pm Hidden"
Interesting...
"Guest Today at 02:20:15am Viewing the thread The Stabbing Thread."
Oh no, now I've done it. :(
What has happend to all the patients!? Did they escape?
Maybe they left, to join this one. XD
Lunatix Online (http://www.lunatix-online.com/)
P.S. This is the part I like. " If you are unable to behave maturely and respecfully of the other patients here, your ability to chat, post news, and send mail may be suspended for 24 hours." XD
I was noticing that it looks like a majority of our people have either disappeared or not posting as much. I can't say much, since I'm doing the same...
If the patients don't come back soon, I'm going to have to join the Asylum(what's an asylum, without patients?). :(
Yeah... it does seem kinda quiet around here. I blame myself... nobody likes me being around...
*sulks* :(
*huggles* I like you being around!
Same here.
I was wondering when you'd come back.
:pleased: Thanks Koko. *huggles back*
It just makes me wonder though... ever since I got back from "sabatical" people have been posting less and less. Now, I do have a tendancy to feel guilty for everything... but its still a weird coincidence.... :-\
(and thanks LN :) you posted while i was typing...)
I got rid of my signature, about the time you got back. Maybe everyone misses the Fire Breathing Pumpkin! XD
It's probably just because school's starting back (or about to...or already has) so some of our regulars are unable to post...or several people are trying to post less, so they're around less often. It's just a coincidence that it's happened right as you're coming back.
LN: :no: I don't think that's it.
:P
I dont believe it! Its all my fault!!
*tries to jump out of dorm window, Asylum police capture Fatali and sends him to the KQ9 Asylum* :X
QuoteI don't think that's it.
Which gives me good reason to remove that Flash banner.
Quote from: FataliOmega on August 26, 2004, 01:49:20 PM*tries to jump out of dorm window, Asylum police capture Fatali and sends him to the KQ9 Asylum* :X
What're you talking about? I don't have any
police cats, just
security cats, and one of my flying cats (not by itself ofcourse) caught you as you were falling down.
Quote from: Louisiana Night on August 26, 2004, 12:28:35 PMWhat has happend to all the patients!? Did they escape?
/me checks monitors (by having one of his cat staff walking by each of them and thus ensuring they still work).
Nope, they're still all there, although they
do seem to have gone awfully quiet... :-\ :zzz:
CC, I think they're planning their escape! XB
Psh, noone can escape! Look, I did and I couldnt help but come back!
My mistake, CC. Ill make sure to address your SECURITY Cats properly in the future. ::)
Hopefully, CC will excuse you. It's been a while since you made it around, and things CAN be forgotten! :P
I only haven't been posting much because...well...
The put a chatroom on the Utopia Skye message boards, and all the mods have had to be testing it and stuff. And I'm a mod.
But we've finsihed testing so I should be able to post more! Except that all my friends are suddenly like 'OMG, summer's almost over and we've hardly invited Graham to anything" so they're trying to fill my calendar with stuff. Can't say I'm minding, but...I may not be able to post much till school starts up! (Sounds backwards, doesn't it?)
Backwards is ok...just glad your friends are inviting you out!! :P
iehhpp!! the Asylum is still running?
*sits down in the visitor area*
*takes some popcorn*
*watches a patient getting shocktherapy on big screen*
...it's just like 'one flew over the cukoo's nest' :D
Yonkey did that to InvertedSilence!? :o
Well, I guess he lives up to his name now. :-\
Well.... I only saw the patient, didn't saw who did it to him .....Neil you said?? eh??
/me wonders if this thread (and forum) is still safe :-\
No reason to wonder.
It's an empty, dangerous, and insane thread. (http://users.ipa.net/~bobbyjoe/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/meye1.gif)
well.... 41 pages is far from empty.... but it's not less creepy *shivers*
Quote from: - on August 31, 2004, 04:34:48 PM
well.... 41 pages is far from empty.... but it's not less creepy *shivers*
Not many people have posted, compared to usual, since you left last time. :-\
I guess that just means that Rob is the heart of the asylum and we can't seem to keep it running without him! :P
Wasnt Mango a key ingredient to the asylum? When did she stop believing she was Roberta?? ???
I don't remember when it was...a little while back...
*whacks FataliOmega over the head with his Wabbajack, and turns him into a pineapple*
Oooh pineapple! !!!
I can't remember when mango's identity crisis was either. :-\ Or is she still going through one? 8)
(http://plaza.ufl.edu/balrog/pineapple.jpg)
I'd give you the cure I made, if it weren't for the side effects. XD
Okay, I managed to dig up the first side effects(I'll probably be freeing up space soon, so now's a good time to see my poor graphics editing skills).
http://users.ipa.net/~bobbyjoe/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/test3.swf
Great! The side effects to the cure thats supposed to make me less pineappleish and more Erikish will make my skin go violet, my shirt go red, and the background go a horid green... Whered you pick up the antidote? Willy Wonkas? :P
Quote from: FataliOmega on August 31, 2004, 09:53:40 PM
Great! The side effects to the cure thats supposed to make me less pineappleish and more Erikish will make my skin go violet, my shirt go red, and the background go a horid green... Whered you pick up the antidote? Willy Wonkas? :P
It's homemade. ;D
and that's just the start of the side effects(Darth Vader personality's another). XD
a pineapple, this forum gets pretty fr00ty :D :P
iirc Roberta Williams AKA Leanne was the only person on this forum who shouldn't be in the Asylum, yet she was :-\
Attacking innocent (or moderately innocent) people randomly with crazed mango monsters.... I consider that insanity in the highest order! :P
(not saying it wasnt fun...)
I was half tempted to change that pic into my avatar. ;D
Please don't...we don't need another food product in the forum!
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 01, 2004, 07:46:03 AM
Please don't...we don't need another food product in the forum!
Hey!
If he wants to be a pineapple, let him be a pineapple. XD
we have two cats, so why can't we have two fr00ts? :-\
hmmm, well, it was self defence. after all, mango minions are sweet little creatures fr00ts :D
Shes thrown a whale at me before... That is NOT self-defense. Thats Overkill.
Last time I checked, I didnt have much of an option to stay less-than-pineapple. LN had "forum-rage" and used his 'wabbajack' without my permission. :P
Quote from: FataliOmega on September 01, 2004, 10:31:03 AM
Last time I checked, I didnt have much of an option to stay less-than-pineapple. LN had "forum-rage" and used his 'wabbajack' without my permission. :P
*hands cure to FataliOmega*
Your choice :suffer:
Fine! I choose to be a violet incandescent lightbulb for the next day rather than be a pineapple for life.
*takes cure*
*turns into a violet incandescent pineapple*
Quote from: FataliOmega on September 01, 2004, 10:39:48 AM
Fine! I choose to be a violet incandescent lightbulb for the next day rather than be a pineapple for life.
*takes cure*
*turns into a violet incandescent pineapple*
*long pause*and I thought I had bad side effects from the cure.
she threw a whale at you and you didn't saw it comming and dodged? :o :o that's not overkill that is just poor eye sight :D 8)
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
well......try me :D ;)
I honestly don't remember whale-throwings. you're all crazy, lol.
...not everyone :-\ ;-D ::)
Im pretty sure it was an isolated incident. Even so, a several ton water mammal falling ontop of you tends to make an impression.... (and not just the broken bone kind :P )
[removed excess smilies]
:)
Quote from: FataliOmega on August 28, 2004, 01:33:13 AMMy mistake, CC. Ill make sure to address your SECURITY Cats properly in the future. ::)
NP.
Quote from: B'rrr on August 31, 2004, 03:31:04 PM*watches a patient getting shocktherapy on big screen*
You must have been watching a re-run. I haven't done one of those in ages. And I don't recall having a movie screen in the visitor area. ???
Quote from: MangoMercury on September 02, 2004, 04:19:56 AMI honestly don't remember whale-throwings. you're all crazy, lol.
*scans through his security tapes*
Quote from: MangoMercury on March 18, 2004, 09:38:58 AMAh, shuddayer mouth *throws a whale at you*
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on August 27, 2004, 09:18:01 PMCC, I think they're planning their escape! XB
Planning or plotting an escape is permitted in this Asylum. Whether or not the plan they come up with can be successful is another matter. :stop:
CC, were you a moderator at one point, or did I just assume that, because you are/were in charge of the Asylum? ???
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 03, 2004, 05:10:39 PMCC, were you a moderator at one point, or did I just assume that, because you are/were in charge of the Asylum? ???
To be a mod, you have to be part of the team, and since I can't provide anything useful to the team, I can't join them. :-\ But yes, I've always been in charge of the Asylum, in fact, IIRC, I founded the original one too. ;D
Quote from: copycat on September 03, 2004, 05:30:25 PM
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 03, 2004, 05:10:39 PMCC, were you a moderator at one point, or did I just assume that, because you are/were in charge of the Asylum? ???
To be a mod, you have to be part of the team, and since I can't provide anything useful to the team, I can't join them. :-\ But yes, I've always been in charge of the Asylum, in fact, IIRC, I founded the original one too. ;D
Just wondering. :)
One more question. How did racx end up being your assistent? ???
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 03, 2004, 05:34:05 PMOne more question. How did racx end up being your assistent? ???
After he was discharged from the Asylum, he applied for the job and I accepted. :yes:
After all, I couldn't keep track of where every patient's room was located in the Asylum, so occasionally one might end up in the wrong one. :-\
Its good to know you keep accurate accounts of all of Mango's misdeeds. Its good to know Im not going totally insane...
...Yet! :suffer:
That reminds me...
Now that the pumpkin's detached from my mind(hopefully), am I sane? XD
I am back to watch over the asylum so when CC isnt present i will be watching :P :devil:
BTW nice to be working with you again CC :D, also im glad to finally be completely sane ;)
Quote from: copycat on September 03, 2004, 05:57:20 PM
After he was discharged from the Asylum, he applied for the job and I accepted. :yes:
After all, I couldn't keep track of where every patient's room was located in the Asylum, so occasionally one might end up in the wrong one. :-\
The fact that Jason created a new Asylum for you might have something to do with you accepting his job application I think :-\ :D
Actually i was the only one to apply :-\
Only cos CC's scary. you gotta be insane to willingly work with him;)
excellent point Leanne!! :D
I look around the Asylum and see insane people :P, i look at myself and i see a sane person ;D, that is being corrupted by the insane ones :-\
You don't look very sane to me...
Thats because your looking at my avatar and not me ;P
No, I'm looking at you. And I see a crazy toad with sunglasses on. :P
Actually that picture is of a toad from a classic NES game called Battletoads :P, I could never look that good :-\
Funny, ten minutes ago, you said you were headed to bed...and you're still here! :P
Not that I don't like having you around...but you're pulling a me!
SAY!! Rob's copying me!!
and I thought he was copying me. ;)
lol
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 07:36:33 PM
Funny, ten minutes ago, you said you were headed to bed...and you're still here! :P
Not that I don't like having you around...but you're pulling a me!
SAY!! Rob's copying me!!
you do know that I hold you fully responsible for me not sleeping at this moment ;-D :P
Quote from: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 07:39:34 PM
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 07:36:33 PM
Funny, ten minutes ago, you said you were headed to bed...and you're still here! :P
Not that I don't like having you around...but you're pulling a me!
SAY!! Rob's copying me!!
you do know that I hold you fully responsible for me not sleeping at this moment ;-D :P
Why is it all my fault?? ;P
well I can't blame myself for keeping me here, can I?? ;-D
Nooo...that would be too easy! ::)
and totally unfair, cuz I wanted to go to bed 3.5 hours ago 8) :D
Blame me, for bringing up the topic of yall's post count. XD
Well, I haven't been on for 3.5 hours, so it's not ALL my fault! :P
but you are responsible for the last half hour :D :P
*blames Daniel for the remaining 3 hours*
thnx!! :D
phew...glad I'm not blamed for the whole time!
Quote from: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 07:49:01 PM
*blames Daniel for the remaining 3 hours*
thnx!! :D
NP 8)
the last half hour is the worst :P
Who said I actually wanted to surpass Rob the Hottie??
excellent point!
let me go Cat!! :'( :D
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 07:56:20 PM
Who said I actually wanted to surpass Rob the Hottie??
I dispute!! :D :D :P
And you're not allowed to dispute! A person is always hardest on himself...so you're not allowed an opinion!
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 07:56:20 PM
Who said I actually wanted to surpass Rob the Hottie??
You wanted to be a KQ9 Groupie!, and that's what Groupies do. XD
we do? how can i surpass myself then? :-\
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 07:58:29 PM
A person is always hardest on himself...so you're not allowed an opinion!
That's not right! >:(
I like telling the truth about myself. Why should it matter if others don't know the facts? ???
*waits for Rob to get a hold of this post* :suffer:
Quote from: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:00:20 PM
we do? how can i surpass myself then? :-\
easy, just post once more. XD
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 07:58:29 PM
And you're not allowed to dispute! A person is always hardest on himself...so you're not allowed an opinion!
I'm not listening
*put's fingers in his ears*
lalalallalala ::)
Quote from: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:01:35 PM
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 07:58:29 PM
And you're not allowed to dispute! A person is always hardest on himself...so you're not allowed an opinion!
I'm not listening
*put's fingers in his ears*
lalalallalala ::)
ROFL !! !! !!
*falls off forum*
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:00:50 PM
*waits for Rob to get a hold of this post* :suffer:
noted :D ;)
LN is gone! Yes! Now he'll no longer be a problem in surpassing us!! Mwahahahahahah!
;P
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 08:04:24 PM
LN is gone! Yes! Now he'll no longer be a problem in surpassing us!! Mwahahahahahah!
;P
*climbs back on forum*
You still don't have to worry about me surpassing you. :(
*get scared* :o :o
*huggles LN*
Glad to see you back!
yeah!! we need you!! cuz else the other ppl are getting angry at us for spreeing :D :P
And why would they get mad at us??
Oh yeah...they're the ones who might have to split the threads! :suffer:
Quote from: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:09:02 PM
yeah!! we need you!! cuz else the other ppl are getting angry at us for spreeing :D :P
You planning on putting the blame on me!! !! >:(
Good! XD
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 08:10:59 PM
And why would they get mad at us??
Oh yeah...they're the ones who might have to split the threads! :suffer:
Actually, after Neil sees this, it might be me! XD
Well, if I'm still a moderator by then. :-\
lol, you know me too well :D :P
Why'd y'all stop postin? ???
It's making me look bad.*long pause* Oh. :-X
*waves*
ok, it was fun, nite nite :D
LN, the reason I stopped posting...first off, didn't realize it had been three min. anyone besides you had posted. I'm sorry, but I was IMing Rob making him go to bed.
don't need to apologize, I am responsible for my own actions
Quote from: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:16:09 PM
don't need to apologize, I am responsible for my own actions
I thought it was my fault. :'(
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 08:16:07 PM
LN, the reason I stopped posting...first off, didn't realize it had been three min. anyone besides you had posted. I'm sorry, but I was IMing Rob making him go to bed.
you do know that you have to stop posting or i'll stay around ::)
ok, now i'm deffinetly leaving *signs off* :D
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:17:05 PM
Quote from: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:16:09 PM
don't need to apologize, I am responsible for my own actions
I thought it was my fault. :'(
You want to be blamed?? Oh well...I think I'm going to get off too...*waves*
Bye! :(
LMAO! :suffer:
I'm not gonna fire you! But I do have an idea for your next assignment.... :sneaky:
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:12:49 PM
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 08:10:59 PM
And why would they get mad at us??
Oh yeah...they're the ones who might have to split the threads! :suffer:
Actually, after Neil sees this, it might be me! XD
Well, if I'm still a moderator by then. :-\
You mean that? :P
:suffer: and more! !!!
;D
Quote from: Yonkey on September 05, 2004, 08:40:22 PM
:suffer: and more! !!!
;D
I don't know whether to be happy about that, or scared. :-\
Quote from: DeAtH <([||])> CaRnAgE on September 05, 2004, 03:21:40 AM
I look around the Asylum and see insane people :P, i look at myself and i see a sane person ;D, that is being corrupted by the insane ones :-\
Pfffffffffffffhahahahahahahahaha :P. Poor Jason :(. He's gotten so insane that he doesn't even know it :no: ;)
I agree with him. Have you seen what Storm's been doing to him!?
It's sad. :no:
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:20:16 PM
Quote from: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:18:33 PM
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:17:05 PM
Quote from: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:16:09 PM
don't need to apologize, I am responsible for my own actions
I thought it was my fault. :'(
naww, just teasing :P
YAY! ;D
*waits for Neil to fire him*
lol, neil can't fire me ::) :D :P ...at least not anymore ;)
Quote from: B'rrr on September 04, 2004, 01:28:56 PMexcellent point Leanne!! :D
Watch it, you! :bomb:
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 03, 2004, 08:49:53 PMNow that the pumpkin's detached from my mind(hopefully), am I sane? XD
You're released from the Asykum, but on probation, which means I'll still be keeping an eye on you, to see the pumpkin doesn't surface again.
/me wonders how one can make countless posts.
Quote from: Jael on September 05, 2004, 11:40:12 PMPfffffffffffffhahahahahahahahaha :P. Poor Jason :(. He's gotten so insane that he doesn't even know it :no: ;)
Ahem, excuse me, but who said
you're qualified to assess a person's (in)sane-ness? :evil:
Quote from: copycat on September 07, 2004, 02:59:22 PM
Watch it, you! :bomb:
are you going to explode Bob? :o :o :-\
You know, I've never seen a forum with an offical asylum before. This is impressive...in a insane sort of way.
Quote from: copycat on September 07, 2004, 02:59:22 PM
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 03, 2004, 08:49:53 PMNow that the pumpkin's detached from my mind(hopefully), am I sane? XD
You're released from the Asykum, but on probation, which means I'll still be keeping an eye on you, to see the pumpkin doesn't surface again.
Released? I was a patient? ???
Hmmmm....interesting. His siggy in the Infamous Adventurers forum is:
I'm a Fire Breathing Pumpkin!
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 08, 2004, 05:37:32 AM
Hmmmm....interesting. His siggy in the Infamous Adventurers forum is:
I'm a Fire Breathing Pumpkin!
That's not what it said! >:(
It says "I used to be a Fire Breathing Pumpkin!". If anyone here has doubts, ask Q.
*thinks about what Q might say*
NM ;D
Well, I copied and pasted it straight from the IA website as of 6:40 this morning. Just checked it again...here it is:
Signature I'm a Fire Breathing Pumpkin!
On DA, your siggy is:
Join the Kings Quest 9 forum, and meet...
THE FIRE BREATHING PUMPKIN!!!
Just thought CC would like to know :P
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 08, 2004, 09:28:34 AM
Well, I copied and pasted it straight from the IA website as of 6:40 this morning. Just checked it again...here it is:
Signature I'm a Fire Breathing Pumpkin!
On DA, your siggy is:
Join the Kings Quest 9 forum, and meet...
THE FIRE BREATHING PUMPKIN!!!
Just thought CC would like to know :P
The first one, was just to scare off The Knight(didn't work).
As for the second, it's not my fault that Don hasn't joined the rest of the Haven pets yet.
"That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it"
Quote from: Jafar on September 07, 2004, 08:37:14 PM
You know, I've never seen a forum with an offical asylum before. This is impressive...in a insane sort of way.
hmmm, i find it disturbing.... and actually the forum doesn't have an asylum, it is one... this thread is just for appearences sake :-\
Nobody told me that the whole forum was an asylum! :o (I've got to get out of here...)
LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE-HEADED MONKEY!
*runs*
He thinks once he enters the Asylum, that he can leave.
Sad. :no:
Quote from: Jafar on September 08, 2004, 07:45:06 PM
LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE-HEADED MONKEY!
*runs*
(http://www.icon.fi/~stoney/3headoll.gif) He's not
that scary! :P
He's not scary at all! He's so cute!
*pets monkey*
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 08, 2004, 07:46:59 PM
He thinks once he enters the Asylum, that he can leave.
Sad. :no:
You can't keep me in here! I'll blow up the door! I'll use my awesome ninja skillz! I'll do something! And you can't stop me! :suffer:
Don't you want to be cured?
:suffer:
I'm not insane. ;D Well, I'll be seeing you... *Tries to walk out*
Quote from: Jafar on September 08, 2004, 10:08:00 PM
I'm not insane. ;D Well, I'll be seeing you... *Tries to walk out*
Even if you leave the forum, the voice of the Asylum will echo through your mind, till the day you return.
There is NO escape.
:suffer:
Whaaaaaaaatever. ::) You'll have to tie me in a sack to bring me back in here.
Quote from: Jafar on September 08, 2004, 10:12:02 PM
Whaaaaaaaatever. ::) You'll have to tie me in a sack to bring me back in here.
You want the voice in your head, for THAT long? :o
(http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/attachments/stopvoices.gif)
See what's happened to Rosella, since she left? :suffer:
Voice in my head. Baloney. ::) Unless someone here has psychic powers, I don't think I'll hear any voices. *Flys away*
Quote from: Jafar on September 08, 2004, 10:16:17 PM
Voice in my head. Baloney. ::) Unless someone here has psychic powers, I don't think I'll hear any voices. *Flys away*
The Asylum, has powers FAR beyond the psionic. You just think that you don't hear voices, they've already influenced you.
Quote from: Jafar on September 08, 2004, 10:12:02 PM
Whaaaaaaaatever. ::) You'll have to tie me in a sack to bring me back in here.
See? You've returned since then. The voice of the Asylum, will bring you back to use again. :suffer:
There is no escape. :evil:
We see you! ;D
QuoteJafar Today at 11:21:58pm Viewing the thread Re:The Official KQIX Asylum.
EDIT: You'll have to ask CC(Copycat), if my theory about the voices is correct. XD
hmmm... I think we have someone that is dillusional.... tsss, fly away, thinking he ahs escaped.
Bob!! can you cure him? release him from his illusions? :-\
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 08, 2004, 10:10:02 PM
Quote from: Jafar on September 08, 2004, 10:08:00 PM
I'm not insane. ;D Well, I'll be seeing you... *Tries to walk out*
Even if you leave the forum, the voice of the Asylum will echo through your mind, till the day you return.
There is NO escape.
:suffer:
Hmm... could that be the reason why Knight left?
LN, you're scaring my marshmallow friend, so I'll have little choice but to turn you into a pumpkin.
*polymorphs LN*
*LN is now a pumpkin*
I cannot eat that pumkin, 'tis beyond my reach.
*Takes a deep breath and flies away*
(http://www.classicgaming.com/kirby/multimedia/animations/superstar/kirbyflying2.gif)
:o :o :o he's a pumpkin!!....again?? :P
*sits down and watches a marshmallow fly, ...and hit the glass wall*
...too bad :'(
:'( Indeed.
Mmmmm....marshmallows! Anyone want to start a campfire?? I'm in the mood for s'mores!
:o :o :o CRUELL!! :'( :'( :'( shame on you Cat!!
...places himself between Cat and her prey...
:-* Rob
Don't worry, hun. I'm not planning on eating him! Just the mention of marshmallows made me crave s'mores. And to show you that I'm not planning on eating the big marshmallow...
/me pulls out a bag of store-bought marshmallows
*hits self on the head, with his Wabbajack*
Okay, now that i'm back to normal, I think I'll try to get to OB. ;D
P.S. Swift, what did you expect inside an Asylum, besides madness?
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 09, 2004, 09:12:21 AMP.S. Swift, what did you expect inside an Asylum, besides madness?
Loony toons?
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 09, 2004, 09:08:27 AM
Don't worry, hun. I'm not planning on eating him! Just the mention of marshmallows made me crave s'mores. And to show you that I'm not planning on eating the big marshmallow...
/me pulls out a bag of store-bought marshmallows
so... instead of eating him, you are going to eat his kin? :o ::)
(http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/30/cartoon.characters/vert.bugs.jpg)
wazzup doc?
Quote from: B'rrr on September 09, 2004, 09:21:52 AM
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 09, 2004, 09:08:27 AM
Don't worry, hun. I'm not planning on eating him! Just the mention of marshmallows made me crave s'mores. And to show you that I'm not planning on eating the big marshmallow...
/me pulls out a bag of store-bought marshmallows
so... instead of eating him, you are going to eat his kin? :o ::)
They're not pink...therefore...not his kin :P
"Taz like smilies!"
(http://www2.msstate.edu/~pgb3/s_Taz_biting_smiley.jpg)
well perhaps he is the black pink sheep marshmallow of the family.... ::)
I'm not convinced.
doesn't matter as long as you release those marshmallows :D ::) :P
/me takes a bite out of a marshmallow
mmmmm...probably didn't need that sugar though!
Quote from: Say on March 16, 2004, 03:23:51 AM
no rob you are not leaving the asylum till you get a mental disease :P, and afterwards you would be like too wacko to go out ;P
so lesseeee we need a mental disease for you, lets wait for bob to give out his deep comments on the matter :P
I looked, but couldn't find his mental disease. Did he ever have one? ???
Quote from: B'rrr on September 07, 2004, 03:22:24 PMare you going to explode Bob? :o :o :-\
No, but that bomb might be coming your way if you do that again. :evil:
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 07, 2004, 08:47:44 PMReleased? I was a patient? ???
Ofcourse you were! You didn't think I'd let a split personality like you were, free walking around, do you?
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 08, 2004, 09:28:34 AMWell, I copied and pasted it straight from the IA website as of 6:40 this morning. Just checked it again...here it is:
Signature I'm a Fire Breathing Pumpkin!
On DA, your siggy is:
Join the Kings Quest 9 forum, and meet...
THE FIRE BREATHING PUMPKIN!!!
Just thought CC would like to know :P
CC does not need to know that kind of information to form his judgement. LN is free to whoose his other siggies, as long as the one on this forum is OK. 8)
Quote from: Jafar on September 08, 2004, 10:02:48 PMYou can't keep me in here! I'll blow up the door! I'll use my awesome ninja skillz! I'll do something! And you can't stop me! :suffer:
Oh dear. Ninja skillz, what
will my highly specialized ninja cats do? :stop:
Quote from: B'rrr on September 09, 2004, 12:00:10 AMhmmm... I think we have someone that is dillusional.... tsss, fly away, thinking he ahs escaped.
Bob!! can you cure him? release him from his illusions? :-\
Unfortunately, most of the patients go through that stage at least once during their stay. There's nothing I can do about that. However, I'll
try to cure him, I never back away, not even when the task ahead seems difficult. I've cured worse. 8)
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 09, 2004, 01:47:34 PMI looked, but couldn't find his mental disease. Did he ever have one? ???
Who? Rob? No, he's just a visitor, who popped in now and then to visit Say.
Thanks for answering my questions.
Although, I never knew I had a split personality. I thought I was just turned into a pumpkin. :-\
Oh well, I'll take your word for it. :)
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 09, 2004, 09:36:32 AM
/me takes a bite out of a marshmallow
mmmmm...probably didn't need that sugar though!
*calls his guard dog to scare Cat away*
*runs to the pieces formaly known as a marshmallow*
*glues them together*
*reanimates the marshmallow*
...sorry Cat :-\
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 09, 2004, 01:47:34 PM
I looked, but couldn't find his mental disease. Did he ever have one? ???
I'm one of the sanest!! yay!! ::) :P
*puts a leash on guard dog*
Don't worry Cat, I've got him! ;D
*dog runs away*
*skates, without skates*
/me hisses in Rob's direction
I'm just going to grab my bag of marshmallows and go eat them in peace!
*Hits the glass wall and falls back down*
I should of expected that. Time for plan B.
Where do you keep the gunpowder in this place?
QuoteWhere do you keep the gunpowder in this place?
We just make our own, or at least I do. ;D
Can I have a small barrel of gunpowder please?
Quote from: Jafar on September 09, 2004, 11:07:40 PM
Can I have a small barrel of gunpowder please?
I don't have it on me.
*hands Jafar the ingredients*
Quote*hands Jafar some sulphur
Yuck. This stuff smells like a spoiled egg. :P
I have another plan though. *Eats a old tire someone left laying around and gets Wheel Ability.
I'm going to ram the glass as hard as I can.
*Morphs into a wheel*
CHARGE! *Do do do DOOT, do DOOO!*
*covers ears*
*looks away*
*hears a crash*
(http://www.classicgaming.com/kirby/multimedia/icons/superstar/kirby_hurt.gif)
:o :o :o .....noone told him the glass wall is 5 metres thick?? :-\
are you okay? :-\
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 09, 2004, 05:29:04 PM
/me hisses in Rob's direction
I'm just going to grab my bag of marshmallows and go eat them in peace!
poo!! it's your own fault!! ...hides the bag from Cat
/me wonders how someone could ever vote for Cat beeing the sanest person on the forum when she acts like a real cat ::) :suffer: ;-D
Quote from: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 01:48:59 AM
:o :o :o .....noone told him the glass wall is 5 metres thick?? :-\
are you okay? :-\
If I keep hitting my head like this, I
will be insane. Has anyone ever escaped this place before?
not yet... a lot of ppl 'think' they have escaped it, and later they found out they were still in there cell :-\
Jason is released though, but hasn't escaped :-\
/me noticed that Jafar has gained a star :D!!
Quotelater they found out they were still in there cell
That isn't very reassuring. I don't have a cell, so that gets me some time...
Quote* B'rrr noticed that Jafar has gained a star !!
Cool! No more silly adventures for me. Now I have a
real job.
Quote from: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 01:56:45 AM
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 09, 2004, 05:29:04 PM
/me hisses in Rob's direction
I'm just going to grab my bag of marshmallows and go eat them in peace!
poo!! it's your own fault!! ...hides the bag from Cat
/me wonders how someone could ever vote for Cat beeing the sanest person on the forum when she acts like a real cat ::) :suffer: ;-D
Give me back my bag of marshmallows!!
I only act like a real cat when I want something that was taken from me...so you can blame yourself!
I can't give you back your bag Cat, I don't have it anymore, i've released the marshmallows ::) ;-D
/me wonders if Cat has MPD since her other personality takes over when she doesn't get what she wants ::) :P
Quote from: Jafar on September 10, 2004, 05:32:45 AM
Quotelater they found out they were still in there cell
That isn't very reassuring. I don't have a cell, so that gets me some time...
::) ::) Bob?? :P ....is that true?? :-\
...so if you're not in your cell, what's going to be your next move?
Quote from: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 06:49:54 AM
/me wonders if Cat has MPD since her other personality takes over when she doesn't get what she wants ::) :P
MPD takes over without the person actually knowing...since I know what I'm doing, I don't have MPD :P
/me pulls out another bag of marshmallows that she bought
there are more kinds of mpd ::)
I'm still going to dispute that!
dispute wha'ever you want, doens't make a difference at all...
Quote from: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 06:49:54 AMI can't give you back your bag Cat, I don't have it anymore, i've released the marshmallows ::) ;-D
/me looks down at the pile of marshmallows laying on the floor getting dirty.
What a waste of perfectly good marshmallows...
Peace & Luv, Liz
See...Jeysie agrees with me! Marshmallows are good!
i agree with that, marshmallows are good!! but they are niether marshmallows nor good when they are eaten :-\ ;-D
Marshmallows aren't very good when they're lying in a pile on the floor getting dirty. :D
Just don't anyone step on them... that will make a horrible sticky mess.
Peace & Luv, Liz
they are better in a pile on the floor then devoured :-\ ::)
/me picks the marshmallows up and put them in a safe haven ::) :P
Well, I'm not eating the ones that were on the floor. There is so much sarcasm dripped on it that it's just nasty!
Quote from: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 01:56:45 AM
/me wonders how someone could ever vote for Cat beeing the sanest person on the forum when she acts like a real cat ::) :suffer: ;-D
What are you talking about? Cat's aren't the only things that hiss.
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 10, 2004, 05:34:16 AM
I only act like a real cat when I want something that was taken from me...
she hisses and she admits she is acting as a Cat... besides she jumps like a cat too :-\
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 09, 2004, 11:00:49 PMWe just make our own, or at least I do. ;D
You might make your own, but you're most definitely not bringing it inhere. :sneaky:
Quote from: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 06:51:41 AM::) ::) Bob?? :P ....is that true?? :-\
Ofcourse he has a cell, I just don't know which one (that's my assistant's job). :pokerface:
Quote from: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 07:02:45 AMthere are more kinds of mpd ::)
I suffer from MPO. 8)
Quote from: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 10:40:37 AMshe hisses and she admits she is acting as a Cat... besides she jumps like a cat too :-\
Does she also land on her feet when she jumps? ::)
And my entire therapy staff says Cat does not suffer from MPD. :D
nope, she didn't landed on her feet but on me :-\ :'(
btw how many ppl does your therapy staff consist of? and why does the staff evaluate Cat? is she in therapy?
Quote from: copycat on September 10, 2004, 04:26:08 PM
Quote from: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 10:40:37 AMshe hisses and she admits she is acting as a Cat... besides she jumps like a cat too :-\
Does she also land on her feet when she jumps? ::)
And my entire therapy staff says Cat does not suffer from MPD. :D
Rob, how do you know that I jump like a cat?? ;D Oh! You mean my pouncing?? :P
Thanks, CC. I'm glad the staff agrees that I don't have MPD! I didn't think so!
*Jumps in pile of marshmallows*
Yay :D, its fun being in a huge pile of marshmallows ;D :P
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 10, 2004, 05:32:34 PM
Rob, how do you know that I jump like a cat?? ;D Oh! You mean my pouncing?? :P
you guessed it ::) ::)
....if she sounds like a cat, she hisses like a cat and she jumps like a cat she is a cat ::) ::)
No, it means she's about to tear you to shreds. :-X
yeah, but probably in a cat-wise manner ;-D ;-D
/me decides to sharpen her claws
Your going to lose the poll, if you keep this up. XD
Quote from: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 04:56:28 PMnope, she didn't landed on her feet but on me :-\ :'(
In that case, she can't be real cat.
Quote from: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 04:56:28 PMbtw how many ppl does your therapy staff consist of? and why does the staff evaluate Cat? is she in therapy?
Sorry, Rob, but the number of my thrapy staff that's classified information. And they evaluated Cat because someone claimed she had MPD. ;)
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 10, 2004, 05:32:34 PMThanks, CC. I'm glad the staff agrees that I don't have MPD! I didn't think so!
No problem Cat, always happy to help a feline-inclined member. :yes:
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 11, 2004, 05:39:36 PM/me decides to sharpen her claws
Excuse me, but no violence is permitted in the Asylum.
/me sends a security detail to protect Rob.
(buys CC a "Using Quote Tags 101" textbook)
You really stuffed up the "Posting Positions" thread, hon.
Peace & Luv, Liz
In other words, she has to shred him into pieces, in another thread. XD
Quote from: copycat on September 11, 2004, 05:53:19 PM
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 11, 2004, 05:39:36 PM/me decides to sharpen her claws
Excuse me, but no violence is permitted in the Asylum.
/me sends a security detail to protect Rob.
I said sharpen the claws...not that I was going to use them. I luv Rob too much to hurt him like that...
Here's a link, to the complete patient list on my fansite. XD
Thanks to racx, for giving me the list. ;D
Asylum Patients (http://users.ipa.net/~bobbyjoe/id7.html)
Awesome website LN! Its definitely going into my bookmarks...
BTW, I didnt know Kimmieh was a vampire who believed in male slavery... When did this happen? (More importantly, who was the vampire that made her a vampire) ???
Thanks for bookmarking my site. ;D
Quotebelieves she is a vampire
P.S. You're almost to 1000.
I do not enjoy murdering teddy bears. I would NEVER hurt Orli!! That was just for picture purposes! And CC has even claimed that I'm not insane! So there!
As James would say: denial isn't just a river that produces deadly mosquitos. ::)
;P
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 11, 2004, 07:22:21 PM
I do not enjoy murdering teddy bears. I would NEVER hurt Orli!! That was just for picture purposes! And CC has even claimed that I'm not insane! So there!
well, if you watches that website you would notice that CC is a patient too, dilusional.... so, perhaps you are not as sane as CC thinks ::) :P
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 11, 2004, 07:22:21 PM
I do not enjoy murdering teddy bears. I would NEVER hurt Orli!! That was just for picture purposes! And CC has even claimed that I'm not insane! So there!
You know that i supplied the list, which means you know that i would say something about the Teddy bear :P
CC is on that list because when i made it CC was obssesed with hitting on ladies :D, also Say told me that i should put him cos hes loopy ;), lol
he doesn't hit them anymore?? ::) ;-D
not as frequently as he used to ;-D
Yes, but CC still professes to like me best out of all the ladies, which most definitely makes him insane. :D
Peace & Luv, Liz
taste differs ;-D ...the fact that CC likes you doesn't makes him insane....
It's not the fact that he likes me that makes him insane, it's the fact that he seems to prefer stalking me over the other available forum ladies. ;)
Besides, looking back on the fellows I've known that have been "obsessed" with me, they definitely are/were all nuts, and I don't mean because they like me. ;P
Peace & Luv, Liz
like i said, taste differs. you might be the 'perfect match' for him :P ::)
And any fellow whom I would be a "perfect match" for is thereby unhinged compared to the average male. What's yer point? :D
Peace & Luv, Liz
Quote from: Jeysie on September 12, 2004, 01:00:37 PM
What's yer point? :D
ehhhh.... I kinda forgot :-\ ::) ;-D
You're welcome :D
I'm always glad to help people see the light ;)
*Hands Jason a flashlight*
Quote from: Jeysie on September 11, 2004, 05:55:03 PM(buys CC a "Using Quote Tags 101" textbook)
You really stuffed up the "Posting Positions" thread, hon.
That is not because I don't know how to use quote tags, but because I, for some reason or another, failed to re-read my post properly, such as Linux crashing whilst I'm trying to install a new graphics driver. :-\
Quote from: B'rrr on September 12, 2004, 12:29:00 AMwell, if you watches that website you would notice that CC is a patient too, dilusional.... so, perhaps you are not as sane as CC thinks ::) :P
It would seem my assistent did some alterations to the last list I saw and failed to clear them by me first.
Quote from: Bürrhîzen on September 12, 2004, 05:24:27 AMCC is on that list because when i made it CC was obssesed with hitting on ladies :D, also Say told me that i should put him cos hes loopy ;), lol
If I may just observe you put Say on the list too. 8)
Quote from: Jeysie on September 12, 2004, 11:54:27 AMIt's not the fact that he likes me that makes him insane, it's the fact that he seems to prefer stalking me over the other available forum ladies. ;)
I've assessed the other forum ladies, I even once tried to hit on Cat and Kimmie, but they turned me down, so naturally I reverted back to you. And, as I've said before, love makes someone crazy, not insane. :lovegoggles:
Quote from: Jeysie on September 12, 2004, 01:00:37 PMAnd any fellow whom I would be a "perfect match" for is thereby unhinged compared to the average male. What's yer point? :D
There is no such thing as 'The Average male', and there most certainly aren't anyone close to that on this forum. :P
Quote from: copycat on September 12, 2004, 04:42:04 PM
If I may just observe you put Say on the list too. 8)
I had to bring down both of my bosses ;D
Quote from: Bürrhîzen on September 12, 2004, 04:51:12 PMI had to bring down both of my bosses ;D
:furious:
Okay, I feel much better now. :pokerface:
Good for you :P
Quote from: Bürrhîzen on September 12, 2004, 05:04:04 PMGood for you :P
I'm not one to hold a grudge, so getting to blow some steam off was quite refreshing. :stabs:
oh i think something just hit me in the head :-\
Quote from: Bürrhîzen on September 12, 2004, 05:28:09 PMoh i think something just hit me in the head :-\
Oh dear, I wonder where
that came from. :angel:
Oh nevermind, it was just Cat slapping me :P
When did I slap you??
About two months ago :P
And you're just now feeling it??
Talk about a delayed reaction!
Yeah i know :-\, im a bit slow :'(
No you're not! *huggles* I'll blame it on the distance between us!
Quote from: copycat on September 12, 2004, 04:42:04 PMThat is not because I don't know how to use quote tags, but because I, for some reason or another, failed to re-read my post properly, such as Linux crashing whilst I'm trying to install a new graphics driver. :-\
(thinks about all the other times CC has stuffed up quote tags)
Uh-huh. Sure, hon. (pats)
Quote from: copycat on September 12, 2004, 04:42:04 PMI've assessed the other forum ladies, I even once tried to hit on Cat and Kimmie, but they turned me down, so naturally I reverted back to you. And, as I've said before, love makes someone crazy, not insane. :lovegoggles:
I've turned you down too... doesn't seem to bother you. ;P
Quote from: copycat on September 12, 2004, 04:42:04 PMThere is no such thing as 'The Average male', and there most certainly aren't anyone close to that on this forum. :P
'Tis true that the men here seem more amenable to intelligent women, but I dunno about the rest of my negative qualities.
Peace & Luv, Liz
/me starts shining flashlight in peoples eyes
:P
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 12, 2004, 07:04:20 PM
No you're not! *huggles* I'll blame it on the distance between us!
You can blame the long distance, but we know the truth :-\
Quote from: Bürrhîzen on September 13, 2004, 05:28:13 AM
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 12, 2004, 07:04:20 PM
No you're not! *huggles* I'll blame it on the distance between us!
You can blame the long distance, but we know the truth :-\
You can blame it on yourself all you want...but I KNOW you're not slow! You know that I hate to hear you put yourself down!
I dont even realise when i put myself down :-\, sorry
Quote from: Jeysie on September 13, 2004, 01:43:14 AM(thinks about all the other times CC has stuffed up quote tags)
Uh-huh. Sure, hon. (pats)
*Thinks about all the times he has
corrected stuffed up quote tags* (no, I don't preview) If you take the ratio between the quote tags I stuff up and the quote tags that eventually get through my own screening, you'll find it to be very low.
Quote from: Jeysie on September 13, 2004, 01:43:14 AMI've turned you down too... doesn't seem to bother you. ;P
You have? I hadn't noticed yet. :P And things can change too...
Quote from: Jeysie on September 13, 2004, 01:43:14 AM'Tis true that the men here seem more amenable to intelligent women, but I dunno about the rest of my negative qualities.
Your positive qualities
far outweigh the negative ones.
Quote from: copycat on September 13, 2004, 02:05:49 PM*Thinks about all the times he has corrected stuffed up quote tags* (no, I don't preview) If you take the ratio between the quote tags I stuff up and the quote tags that eventually get through my own screening, you'll find it to be very low.
Perhaps, but you still stuff them up to begin with, at a fairly constant rate. :P
Quote from: copycat on September 13, 2004, 02:05:49 PMYou have? I hadn't noticed yet. :P And things can change too...
You've haven't noticed because you've been stubbornly ignoring them. ;P
And I think your main problem is that the only available girl on the forum who would likely consider herself old to date you is Storm... and, er, Storm doesn't strike me as the romantic type, to put it mildly.
Quote from: copycat on September 13, 2004, 02:05:49 PMYour positive qualities far outweigh the negative ones.
It only seems that way because the time-delay of posting gives me a chance to weed out most of my negative points.
Peace & Luv, Liz
*Wears shades*
Hey! the light is supposed to be used only for GOOD! >:(
*Takes flashlight from Jason*
*Removes the batteries*
*Gives it back*
psst... Jason!! wanna buy some batteries?? ::) :P
I'll take those, thankyouverymuch.
*Buys the entire stock*
/me gives 8346123 batteries to Storm
...cash please ::) ::) :P
*Gives Rob the cash*
At least now I won't have to worry about power failures... ever ;-D
and i don't have to worry about money... for a long while ::) ;-D
Quote from: Jeysie on September 13, 2004, 02:18:59 PMPerhaps, but you still stuff them up to begin with, at a fairly constant rate. :P
Well, at least I'm constant (I can't even think of the proper Dutch word at this time, let alone it's English translation), as opposed to people who change their behavior a lot. 8)
Quote from: Jeysie on September 13, 2004, 02:18:59 PMAnd I think your main problem is that the only available girl on the forum who would likely consider herself old to date you is Storm... and, er, Storm doesn't strike me as the romantic type, to put it mildly.
My psychological age is too young for Storm, I'm pretty sure.
EDIT: Yes, there was another quote typo, but where ??? :)
Quote from: copycat on September 15, 2004, 03:21:01 PM
Quote from: Jeysie on September 13, 2004, 02:18:59 PMPerhaps, but you still stuff them up to begin with, at a fairly constant rate. :P
Well, at least I'm constant (I can't even think of the proper Dutch word at this time, let alone it's English translation), as opposed to people who change their behavior a lot. 8)
i can find some dutch words for you if you want me to ::) ::) ::) ;-D
Quote from: copycat on September 15, 2004, 03:21:01 PMWell, at least I'm constant (I can't even think of the proper Dutch word at this time, let alone it's English translation), as opposed to people who change their behavior a lot. 8)
Consistent, is likely the word you seek. Though I'm uncertain how much honor can be found in being consistently wrong...
Quote from: copycat on September 15, 2004, 03:21:01 PMMy psychological age is too young for Storm, I'm pretty sure.
Well, therein lies another problem, perhaps. I think women may have difficulty taking a man who doesn't act his age seriously, no matter how old or young he may be in comparison to they.
Peace & Luv, Liz
me=doesn't act his age
Normally in the opposite direction though. XD
On this forum, I doubt anyone could tell. :P
I'd like to think I act my age or older... but since everyone always treats me like a child, I guess I act immature. :P
And I think Harrison is starting to realize that my negative qualities outweight my positive ones after all...
Peace & Luv, Liz
::) Jeysie, what Harrison is doing is called "giving up" because he's probably realized you're too stubborn to believe any different no matter how much evidence is put up against your opinion. :P
Seeing as how he got pretty cheesed off, I obviously have at least a few negative qualities. ::)
Peace & Luv, Liz
No kidding? You mean you're human? :P
Jeysie, *all* humans have negative qualities. But if you harp them enough and ignore your good qualities, yeah... I suppose somebody you live with might get cheesed off. :P
EDIT: lol Q said the same thing before I could ;-D
go Q!!
Quote from: Jeysie on September 15, 2004, 03:50:01 PMConsistent, is likely the word you seek. Though I'm uncertain how much honor can be found in being consistently wrong...
Yes it was. And I can find honor in being consistent, yes, no matter in what.
Quote from: Jeysie on September 15, 2004, 03:50:01 PMWell, therein lies another problem, perhaps. I think women may have difficulty taking a man who doesn't act his age seriously, no matter how old or young he may be in comparison to they.
What age should I act as? My biological, my psychological or the one it says on my ID-card?
Quote from: Jeysie on September 17, 2004, 03:03:10 PMSeeing as how he got pretty cheesed off, I obviously have at least a few negative qualities. ::)
And do those negative qualities earn you a place in the KQ Asylum? :pokerface:
Thanks Rob
psst Bob, you need a quote fix ::) ;-D
CC=my new archenemy
8)
Quote from: copycat on September 17, 2004, 04:41:17 PMWhat age should I act as? My biological, my psychological or the one it says on my ID-card?
Chronological age, preferably...
Quote from: copycat on September 17, 2004, 04:41:17 PMAnd do those negative qualities earn you a place in the KQ Asylum? :pokerface:
Weeeeellll... you tell me!
I'm extremely stubborn, I dislike accepting aid or gifts, I talk about myself too much, I talk too much in general, I act like a know-it-all, I complain too much, I get angry and frustrated easily, I look for the problems in everything, I'm shy, I'm too cautious, I'm a perfectionist...
Peace & Luv, Liz
QuoteI'm a perfectionist
So you've found your problem, have you? XD
perfectionist=not thinking your good enough ? :P
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 17, 2004, 06:48:51 PM
CC=my new archenemy
8)
CC=My new archenemy and old boss :-\
Looks like a dilemma (sp?) for me :-\
racx said
QuoteKoko belongs in there because of her kissing obsession, and Rob because he is insanely in love
Well what do you know? There was a reason for Rob to be a patient(not anymore).
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on April 13, 2004, 09:16:10 PM
*starts scrubbing floor and muttering* sarcasm...I hate sarcasm...it just drips, and forms puddles, and gets all over the place, especially when people start walking through it. Then it gets tracked onto the parts of the floor I've already cleaned up...(mutter, mutter, mutter), I can't believe these people could be so inconsiderate like that!* Q!! Wipe that sarcasm off your feet before you walk through here! I just cleaned it up! NO! I said, wipe your feet!! *mutters some more about people not following instructions* Hey, what's that in the corner...*eyes light up, devious smile* It's a baseball bat...*rubs hands together deviously*
Cat
Who knew that Cat's signature, was a sign of her mental health? :P
Quote from: racx on April 25, 2004, 01:54:16 AM
Current Patients are:
Renfrew
Mango
J-ROC
Koko
Racx aka Jason aka Satan
B'rrr
Say
Yonkey
Storm
Oldbushie
Cesar Bittar
So far that is all but if there are more that need to be added Copycat will let me know so i can post the new patients ;D
and I thought she was added recently. Good thing she's cured now. :)
CC said
QuoteJael is a free patient, she wanted to be in the Asylum herself, but she can go out again any time she wants.
Never knew there was a such thing, as a free patient. XD
I'm just glad everything's cleared up now! :P
hee, there was a mix up ; \ CC clarified 237462 times that i am not. and never was, insane ::) ;-D
I would like to take exception to Jeysie's rule that guys should act their age!
Old people should not act "like" old people. Then they'd be boring. 17 year old should not act "like" 17 year olds--then all they care about (quite literally) is sex.
Because acting "like" an age is based off of stereotypes of that age.
Thank you, I'm finished now. :)
Quote from: B'rrr on September 18, 2004, 05:48:42 PM
hee, there was a mix up ; \ CC clarified 237462 times that i am not. and never was, insane ::) ;-D
That didn't stop racx from trying to convince people you were insane. XD
I've been looking for someone to replace Cat with, on the Asylum list. :P
I think I've found the answer. ;D
answer=Draco9898 !!!
Is he still a patient? ???
Quote from: Questing Character on September 18, 2004, 06:15:57 PM
I would like to take exception to Jeysie's rule that guys should act their age!
Old people should not act "like" old people. Then they'd be boring. 17 year old should not act "like" 17 year olds--then all they care about (quite literally) is sex.
Because acting "like" an age is based off of stereotypes of that age.
Thank you, I'm finished now. :)
LOL!
Good Perception :suffer:
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 18, 2004, 08:40:52 PM
That didn't stop racx from trying to convince people you were insane. XD
I try to get people to see from my point of view :P, and from my point of view Rob is an insane man waiting to be cracked open with a lead pipe :P ::) :suffer:
(rolls her eyes at Questie)
I just meant that people shouldn't act immature for their age... at least not on a regular basis. If a 30-year-old claims to naturally act younger than he is, then he's acting immature to some degree.
It's not a turn-off to act more mature than one's age is, but why squander the chance to be innocently childish while you can?
And acting mature doesn't mean being boring or not having fun. You can be mature and goofy/silly at the same time... the difference between that and being immaturely goofy/silly is the amount of conscious intent and awareness behind it. (i.e. the mature person is being goofy/silly on purpose because it's an appropriate time to have fun.)
Peace & Luv, Liz
I hope the forum is the appropriate place to be silly/goofy, because this is probably the only place I am. :P
*wonders if the forum has infected his brain* :D
Considering that most of the topics in the forum are light-hearted, I'd say so. :D
And even if it isn't, I just stated how *I* personally felt about the matter, so if what I think is not something that worries you, why fret about it? ;)
Peace & Luv, Liz
Because I need something to reply to. :D
I will soone be an OB, then I'll move up to Groupie! status, and then....
I'll wait for the new forums. :(
i'm waiting too!!
*waits*
I am also waiting :P
*Waits* :D :P
*waits also*
*waits too* :)
:suffer:
*pokez* hey neil!! you're not supposed to wait!! ::)
*waits a bit longer...*
*doesnt have the faintest about whats going on*
*waits some as to not look conspicuous*
*Looks at everyone waiting and goes to sleep.*
I checked, and ZeroG is supposed to be on the list. :D
Quote from: copycat on August 15, 2004, 02:52:02 PM
Quote from: Jeysie on August 13, 2004, 05:50:05 PMHeh. It's been a while since I owned one, but there are a few varieties that look clicky (http://www.spacepen.com/usa/products/index.htm).
AFAIK, none of the spacepens was clicky. :(
Quote from: Louisiana Night on August 13, 2004, 08:57:11 PMYou can't do that, he's not even a patient yet!
He's not? I suppose that's what you get when your assistant is absent. Strange, considering the way he (Zero-G)'s been behaving lately.
Anyway, that can soon be fixed....
/me writes zero-G's name on the patient list.
There, happy now?
You can add him then :P, because i dont know what his disease is :-\
EDIT: Zerogravityfire - Weird postaholic, that appears to be in the asylum for no sane reason
added ;D
YAY! More Asylum patients :P
I have an important announcement to make. From this moment I want to be known as "Jafar, Boy of Destiny" *Crash of thunder*
Jafar, Boy of Destiny will also begin referring to himself in third person.
ahhh....that explains those posts ::) ;-D
LOL!
That reminds me of Timmy from Passions :P
... ermm.. Jafar, did you take that idea from Calvin and Hobbes? If im not very much mistaken, several strips involved him trying to convince his teacher, Mrs. Wormwood, to call him "Calvin, Boy of Destiny." (or some such ridiculous and totally irelevant yet imperiously grand title) ::)
If so... your a copycat... Go steal *that* name. :P
Jafar, Boy of Des- Oh forget it. I did get the idea from Calvin and Hobbes. I thought it would be funny to act all arrogant and stuff for a little while. Actually, When Calvin was talking in 3d-person, he called himself "Calvin the Bold". I just mixed those ideas. Well, now that the cat's out of the bag, I can start acting normal again. But beware, The Boy of Destiny might return. HA HA HA HA HAAA! :suffer:
*Remembers that he's posting in the asylum, and that it might not be a good idea to laugh maniacly in there*
Err, Gotta run! :sweating:
Why does almost everyone that comes in here, get a split personality? :-\
Probably because it's easier to claim one of your alter ego's is insane rather than you yourself. XD
Jafar, Boy of Destiny is NOT a split personality. He's just an excuse to be a funny jerk. *Gets a distress signal*
Uh, I have to be...uh...doing something. *Vanishes*
*A few minutes later, the Superhero Citrus Man is seen flying over the city, ready to fight EVIL*
Quote from: Yonkey on September 22, 2004, 08:24:01 PM
Probably because it's easier to claim one of your alter ego's is insane rather than you yourself. XD
Yeah that is correct :D
in your case yo had like 394 personalities Jason :P ::)
No i only had:
racx_00
SaTaN
Bürrhîzen
Coco
B'rrracx
:D
Not 394 :P ;-D
tsss.... detail ::) :P
btw I liked B´rrracx ::) :P
I can't even begin to imagine why ::)
then you´ll never end :D
lol! I was thinking..."what in the world??"
Then I reread my post a few times...duh! :P
:suffer: ::) :P yeah, you ppl have a weird language if even native ppl don´t understand it :D
Blame it on our double meanings!
*blames*
that easy huh?
Yes it is.
Yeah i dont get English :-\
Compare it to some other languages. I like it! !!!
Personally i would rather speak German for the rest of my life :D, ditch English and hitch German :D
I like German. I know a few people that speak it. :D
Well...I know very limited German within the contexts of the former German Luftwaffe; old war documents are fascinating reading but not terribly good for teaching you accurate German within today's context (I don't think "sieg heil" would go down very well with a more than a few people in this world ;))
LOL!
"Sieg heil" is probably the first German i learnt ;) :P
Well, its a start I suppose! ;)
poo, i like german as much as i like dutch ::) ::) :-\
Look! Rob said "poo" again! I'm a trend-setter! 8)
Quote from: Jeysie on September 17, 2004, 10:06:26 PMChronological age, preferably...
I think my psychological age is closer to my biological age than my biological age is to my chonological. ::)
Quote from: Jeysie on September 17, 2004, 10:06:26 PMI'm extremely stubborn, I dislike accepting aid or gifts, I talk about myself too much, I talk too much in general, I act like a know-it-all, I complain too much, I get angry and frustrated easily, I look for the problems in everything, I'm shy, I'm too cautious, I'm a perfectionist...
Stubborn-ness is not a mental illness. Disliking accepting aid or gifts is borderline. Talking about oneself is not necessarily a sign of mental illness, it depends on what you say about yourself. THe same applies to talking about other things. Some people seem to
think I'm a know it all, does that mean I act like it too? IRK I get frustrated easily too. I solve the problems in everything. I'm shy, cautious too (you should see the list of my pre-defined cookies, I think the ratio of 'never accept'/'always accept' is about 90/10), but no perfectionist.
Bottom line, you forget your morbid sense of humor, which was the reason I admitted you to the Asylum in the first place.
*releases Jeysie*
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 17, 2004, 06:48:51 PMCC=my new archenemy
8)
Yes! :evil:
Quote from: racx on September 18, 2004, 01:50:54 AMCC=My new archenemy and old boss :-\
Looks like a dilemma (sp?) for me :-\
/me fires Racx
dilemma fixed :X
Quote from: Jeysie on September 19, 2004, 06:24:36 AMI just meant that people shouldn't act immature for their age... at least not on a regular basis. If a 30-year-old claims to naturally act younger than he is, then he's acting immature to some degree.
...
And acting mature doesn't mean being boring or not having fun. You can be mature and goofy/silly at the same time... the difference between that and being immaturely goofy/silly is the amount of conscious intent and awareness behind it. (i.e. the mature person is being goofy/silly on purpose because it's an appropriate time to have fun.)
There's a an awful amount of consciousness behind my behavioral patterns, so I would like to retract my previous statement about that, the fact I don't look 30 remains in place. 8)
Quote from: Louisiana Night on September 18, 2004, 02:22:03 PMNever knew there was a such thing, as a free patient. XD
Yes, there are those who I admitted to stop them nagging about it. Jeysie was another one of those, but since I just released her she no longer is. :pleased:
Quote from: FataliOmega on September 22, 2004, 03:32:41 PMIf so... your a copycat... Go steal *that* name. :P
I'm a copycat! :devil: ;D
Quote from: Yonkey on September 22, 2004, 08:24:01 PMProbably because it's easier to claim one of your alter ego's is insane rather than you yourself. XD
None of my alter ego's is insane. :yes:
Quote from: Shadowfax on September 24, 2004, 10:57:13 AM(I don't think "sieg heil" would go down very well with a more than a few people in this world ;))
When I was watching the results from the last election, I'd think there are more than a few people in Flanders who that would go down with very well. >:(
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 24, 2004, 05:52:23 PMLook! Rob said "poo" again! I'm a trend-setter! 8)
Using the word 'poo' a lot is also not a sign of mental illness. Poo! *starts getting :sleepy: Where did that 'Night' Owl'-thread go?*
PS: That last one was a rhetorical question, I'll go and find the thread myself. 8)
Quote from: copycat on September 24, 2004, 06:34:36 PM
Quote from: racx on September 18, 2004, 01:50:54 AMCC=My new archenemy and old boss :-\
Looks like a dilemma (sp?) for me :-\
/me fires Racx
dilemma fixed :X
No i dont want to be fired, im not with LN on hating you ;D, ill keep you as my boss and LN as my defender friend, but i wont join Mango ;) :D
I haven't met anyone worth hating on this forum. ;D
or anywhere else for that matter. :-\
Also, I said I was CONSIDERING joining up with Mango. :P
*looks at all the new buttons next to his post*
*pushes them, in an effort to contact himself, to tell him he's in danger*
me=dug up a time-travel Adventure game. ;P
*sticks head out cell door*
Can I get some water in here?
*Hands renfrew some water*
Thanks, I was getting thirsty.
*Marches into the war room and starts planning his grand escape from the asylum*
They'll never keep me in here!
Yes you will be in here until the day you become sane :P
Quote from: Jafar on September 25, 2004, 12:08:25 AM
*Marches into the war room and starts planning his grand escape from the asylum*
They'll never keep me in here!
Fatali did once mention something about a secret tunnel in my cell. You can use that if you want.
you do know the tunnel is only between fatal's cell and your, don't you? it's not a way out of the asylum ::)
Quote from: copycat on September 24, 2004, 06:34:36 PM
Quote from: Shadowfax on September 24, 2004, 10:57:13 AM(I don't think "sieg heil" would go down very well with a more than a few people in this world ;))
When I was watching the results from the last election, I'd think there are more than a few people in Flanders who that would go down with very well. >:(
Oi! I thought political rhetoric was banned on this forum! (If I am getting told off for things far less direct then I am going to ensure that others crimes are brought to everyones attention!)
I hate to tell you this Jafar but..uhm..your "war room"...that's the cafeteria. And your escape-plan blueprints are on my dinner plate, so....
>eats the blueprints< Could've used some salt though....
Shadow,
about your comment, you're absolutly correct
what amuses me is that you made a comment which he replied to, so... now you both know you shouldn't discuss stuff as such around here, and please don't repeat it again, thanks.
I need a new war room. This one smells like beetloaf. :P
Quote from: Say on September 25, 2004, 06:15:42 PM
Shadow,
about your comment, you're absolutly correct
what amuses me is that you made a comment which he replied to, so... now you both know you shouldn't discuss stuff as such around here, and please don't repeat it again, thanks.
(sighs) I actually was aware of that little irony in the process but I was hoping you all would take it as a non-committal joke...still...I apologise nonetheless. You do not need to remind me of the law, I am more than aware of it. Mind you, one consolation is that I dragged someone down to hell with me!
Muwahahahahahaha! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Muwahahahaha...
ha...ha...
Oh I give up.
Quote from: Jafar on September 25, 2004, 10:22:27 PM
I need a new war room. This one smells like beetloaf. :P
beetloaf?? Or beefloaf? lol.
Jafar, don't you love how war rooms have a distinct smell to them? :P
...or meatloaf ::) or...
I blame that on it being 6:17am when I posted it!!
Blooming hell! 6:17 Am is not a healthy time to post or do anything remotely like physical labour (I know, from experience of this morning I have certainly had some!)
what are you actually blaming?? :-\
I'm blaming the time...who in the world is expected to think, and think clearly, at 6:17 am?? :P
I'm, or else I'd probably hurt myself in a car accident :-\ :S
...but what are you blaming the time for? not thinking clearly? when? where? :S
Here...with the "beetloaf," "beefloaf," "meatloaf" comment...
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 26, 2004, 12:50:46 PM
I blame that on it being 6:17am when I posted it!!
But I think we're both a little confused now :P
yeah, at least I am :-\
:D
So am I...
*Opens the door to the asylum*
*Looks around*
*Walks out*
I can't believe it was that simple! This isn't some sort of trick is it?
*Silence*
Guess not. *Leaves*
racx, did Jafar make it onto the list yet? :-\
What list?
The Asylum list. :P
Oh, that list. I sure hope not.
The whole "Boy of Destiny" thing was part of "Delusions of the Grandiose" Syndrome. (DGS)
Might that merit a trip to the fabled KQ9 Asylum? ???
Hmm, In Dante's hell the greedy would be forced to roll rocks over one another for eternity. Probably a better fate than to suffer at the hands of the brutal Asylum staff whose treatment has resulted in patients getting worse, not better! ;)
Quote from: Shadowfax on September 29, 2004, 02:43:12 PM
Probably a better fate than to suffer at the hands of the brutal Asylum staff whose treatment has resulted in patients getting worse, not better! ;)
You're a fine example of that! ;P
Oi, I do have personal strife at the moment that is caused by really serious issues that are causing me immense grief currently. I respectfully request that you do not degrade me.
Quote from: Shadowfax on September 29, 2004, 02:51:26 PM
I respectfully request that you do not degrade me.
Ditto that for our Asylum patients. 8)
Quote from: Shadowfax on September 26, 2004, 04:47:12 AMMind you, one consolation is that I dragged someone down to hell with me!
I regularly drag myself into things I shouldn't really get dragged into. ::)
Quote from: Shadowfax on September 29, 2004, 02:43:12 PMProbably a better fate than to suffer at the hands of the brutal Asylum staff whose treatment has resulted in patients getting worse, not better! ;)
Hey! :o
Quote from: Jafar on September 27, 2004, 11:16:19 PM*Opens the door to the asylum*
*Looks around*
*Walks out*
I can't believe it was that simple! This isn't some sort of trick is it?
*Silence*
Guess not. *Leaves*
*sigh* ...and still people think the door to our garden in the center of the complex is a door to the outside.
...and in the garden there are Mango trees :D
So.....
Did Jafar make the list? XD
Quote from: B'rrr on October 01, 2004, 05:29:02 PM...and in the garden there are Mango trees :D
IIRC they were all removed some time ago. Or did you start planiing them again just now? :sneaky:
As far as I'm concerned, Jafar is now ready to be 'listed'. 8)
Garden? *Goes back through the door*
*Looks up at the glowing EXIT sign over the door*
Someone must be playing pranks here...
(It looks like I have only one choice... Break the wall down! If I can go from 0Mph to lightspeed in a few seconds, I can)~BAM~ (Break my neck without even making a dent in the stupid wall. I have a bad headache...)
I didn't think that would work... *faint*
QuoteDid Jafar make the list?
Of course not, I wasn't registered when the list was made. :P
/me uses his 'first aid' to keep Jafar from dying because of his broken neck :-\
Remember; apply trreatment to stablise any wounds that have been caused as a result of the fracturing before applying any splints (is it cold in the Asylum?, if so DO NOT apply a metal splint in a cold climate) Actually, do not apply a splint, HOLD the head PERFECTLY STILL.
With a neck fracture then ensure he gets to hospital A.S.A.P (a proper hospital, the Asylum will not do) as in a survial situation (as it is in the Asylum) a neck fracture will usually be fatal. Keep his airways open, remove any vomit by scooping it out of the mouth and ensure his head does not move (you could cause paralysis that way if the base of the skull is almost coming away from the top of the spine, that WILL kill him.)
Just to let you know!
hahaha, thnx for the reminder.... ::) but some things you won't forget :P
That is certainly true (you would be surprised how many survival techniques I use every day!) ;)
Shadow, that only made me *more* convinced you're a spy. :P
QuoteShadow, that only made me *more* convinced you're a spy
RUN! Its the feds!!!
Uh.. sorry, just paranoid..
Not that I run from the feds often or anything... :sweating:
Quote from: Jafar on October 01, 2004, 08:26:55 PMGarden? *Goes back through the door*
*Looks up at the glowing EXIT sign over the door*
Someone must be playing pranks here...
(It looks like I have only one choice... Break the wall down! If I can go from 0Mph to lightspeed in a few seconds, I can)~BAM~ (Break my neck without even making a dent in the stupid wall. I have a bad headache...)
I didn't think that would work... *faint*
Strange, last time I checked all the walls patients could reach were padded, to precent patients from hurting themselves (there was one particular patient who kept banging his head to the wall, so it was very necessary). He must have fainted from the acceleration.
Quote from: Shadowfax on October 02, 2004, 03:39:57 PMRemember; apply trreatment to stablise any wounds that have been caused as a result of the fracturing before applying any splints (is it cold in the Asylum?, if so DO NOT apply a metal splint in a cold climate) Actually, do not apply a splint, HOLD the head PERFECTLY STILL.
With a neck fracture then ensure he gets to hospital A.S.A.P (a proper hospital, the Asylum will not do) as in a survial situation (as it is in the Asylum) a neck fracture will usually be fatal. Keep his airways open, remove any vomit by scooping it out of the mouth and ensure his head does not move (you could cause paralysis that way if the base of the skull is almost coming away from the top of the spine, that WILL kill him.)
Thank you for that extensive treatment procedure but I can assure you my medical staff is perfectly trained for such procedures. And as I've stated before, the injury he sustained can't be
that bad, due to the padding.
FYI, it is not cold in the Asylum, the heating system is functioning within parameters. And the Asylum hospital ward is actually equal to a 'proper' hospital. 8)
Thanks for the help, B'rrr, though I was exaggerating about my neck. Hmm...Crashing didn't work, Exit sign didn't work, Flying didn't work, Maybe a threat?
Well I do have access to "friend of a friend of a friend of a friend," type associate contacts...
(trust me, flash enough money in front of these ladies and gentleman and they will do anything you ask.)
/me waits till he gets some money ::) ::) :P
/me flashes her checkbook in front of Rob
...so you want to go escape from the Asylum? how soon, and how much many do you want to spend at the most? so I can figure out what the best way will be.... :P
Hmmm...considering that I've got to write a check for a conference today that's going to wipe out my checking account...I've got about $20...
*balances checkbook*
Ok...how about $13?
So if she gave you a million, youd offer her a highpowered jackhammer, if she gave you a single dollar, youd give her a plastic spoon to dig her way out of the asylum? I guess that's capitalism at work. ::)
....heee, for a million I can get everyone free from the Asylum, I just wanted to point out that with more money I can do more (bribe guard cats, get better equipment, etc)
....for $13 dollars I can only get a few decoy dogs to distract the cats in order to create a possible escape for Cat..... chances are slim though :-\
Well... maybe better chances than you think... Im almost sure someone named 'Cat' wont have much problem convincing guard cats to turn a 'blind eye' ;)
yeah, but Bob's cat are kinda brainwashed I guess... :-\
The one thing you guys aren't remembering, though, is that I'm not a patient in the asylum...ask CC and LN...
*Appears out of nowhere with Mag-lite and shines it in her own eyes*
then why are you flashing your checkbook??
ps. Daniel has nothing to do with you beeing in the Asylum or not
QuoteDaniel has nothing to do with you beeing in the Asylum or not
Thanks. :)
*stays out of conversation*
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on October 06, 2004, 05:35:21 PM
The one thing you guys aren't remembering, though, is that I'm not a patient in the asylum...ask CC and LN...
You currently arent a patient :D, you are sane ;)
Quote from: racx_00 on October 07, 2004, 10:49:56 AM
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on October 06, 2004, 05:35:21 PM
The one thing you guys aren't remembering, though, is that I'm not a patient in the asylum...ask CC and LN...
You currently arent a patient :D, you are sane ;)
Thank you, Jason.
*wonders if all of Jason's multiple personalities are gone* :P
i never had multiple personalities :-\, i made it all up because i was completely insane :-\
Oddly, that's the most sane post you've ever made. ;P
I doubt that post was sane :-\, mainly everything i do here is insane :-\
I never had an identity crisis. I was never delusional.
/me waits till the batteries are empty.... :P ::)
Quote from: Louisiana Night on October 07, 2004, 08:26:11 AM
QuoteDaniel has nothing to do with you beeing in the Asylum or not
Thanks. :)
*stays out of conversation*
lol, you don't have to stay out of the convo, just pointing out that only CC decides who gets admitted or not ::)
*goes blind and runs into pole that appears out of nowhere as the batteries fall out and Mag-lite rolls away*
*stays out of conversation anyways* :P
lol!!
/me wonders why Daniel stays out of the convo :P
Cat's got a knife. :S
*hides*
Yeah, Renfrew, youve never ever had an identity crisis. Hey guys, do you think Pindarus has had an identity crisis?
No..? only Mary Jane has? OK, your good. :D
Heh heh, you never know when one of those darn poles will appear out of nowhere. ;D *Turns to leav- ~SPLAT~* YEEOW! MY NOSE! *Kicks the pole he just walked into* ~CLUNK~ AHHH! :o
Rofl! *points and laughs but then stops because it's unprincess-like as poles appear out of nowhere and capture her in a cage.*
Everyone's hiding from me :'( :'(
*sigh* and I haven't even picked up that knife in at least a couple weeks...
Im not hiding ;D, your sane and anyway isnt it best to stay close to sane people ??? :S
....never trust a person that goes beserk on a teddy :S :P
I saw that Teddy and it was alive :-\ :o :D
Teddy? Knife? Maybe I should reconsider my friendship with Cat... ::)
I was provoked! :P
....you call it that? :o :o
/me wants to make sure never to provoke Cat
Poor teddy... He/She/It never stood a chance. Remind me never to get you mad, Cat. ;)
Dont be meanie to Cat :(
Quote from: FataliOmega on October 07, 2004, 04:20:11 PM
Yeah, Renfrew, youve never ever had an identity crisis. Hey guys, do you think Pindarus has had an identity crisis?
No..? only Mary Jane has? OK, your good. :D
Now thats just off-topic.
All fear the almighty Mary!
:o *fears* :o
Quote from: racx_00 on October 08, 2004, 08:48:25 AM
Dont be meanie to Cat :(
Yeah! Don't be a meanie to me! Especially since Orli is alive and well, and he and Chloe are living happily ever after!
Quote from: B'rrr on October 06, 2004, 02:55:27 PMyeah, but Bob's cat are kinda brainwashed I guess... :-\
If you mean they can't be brided then yes, they're brainwashed. And besides, aren't we
all brainwashed in some way nowadays?
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on October 06, 2004, 05:35:21 PMThe one thing you guys aren't remembering, though, is that I'm not a patient in the asylum...ask CC and LN...
No, you're not, and neither is Rob at that. But I don't get what LN has to do with the Asylum-patients. The list he got came from racx, the only thing he did was upload it to his website.
Quote from: Mary Jane on October 07, 2004, 12:57:11 PMI never had an identity crisis. I was never delusional.
But ofcourse you do/are.
*pats Pindarus on the back and escorts him back to the group session*
QuoteBut I don't get what LN has to do with the Asylum-patients.
I think she was just saying, that if someone asked me, I'd claim her as sane. :P
...and if someone asks me ::) ::) ...o well I'm not a doctor :P
Rob, you mean...you don't think I'm sane? :(
you don't actually believe it yourself do you? I mean I can understand that you made some ppl believe you are sane, but I never actually figured you convinced yourself.... ::) ::) :P ;-D
*gasp* :'(
:P
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on October 10, 2004, 10:51:06 AM
*gasp* :'(
Psst, I think he's waiting for you to call him insane back. ;P
...naww, that would be a lie ::) :P
*sigh* So I don't call you insane, but you call me insane?? What's wrong with this picture. Besides the fact that I'm not insane? :P
don't know, you tell me.... :-\
That I'm not insane :P
but you are hardly sane either... never said you were insane insane, just insane ::) :P
I guess I'll be ok with that classification...as long as we realize I'm not a patient in the asylum! ::)
*Reads the last few posts*
Sane...Insane...sane...insane...I have a headache... :bomb:
SERENITY NOW!
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on October 11, 2004, 07:16:31 AM
I guess I'll be ok with that classification...as long as we realize I'm not a patient in the asylum! ::)
yeah, some mistakes are made ::) :P
*Using his AWESOME NiNJA SKILLZ, Jafar quickly burrows through the wall*
I'm almost out. I can smell the freedom! I'm such a genious. :pleased:
*Jafar emerges into...A ROOM FULL OF CATS?
:o Uh....Hi there...I suppose your all wondering why I'm...uh...uh...Bye! *Runs*
/me watches his big screen tv in the visitors area and sees Jafar been torn apart by cats!!
gross!! :X
Im really confused now. So who exactly is in the Asylum, and who isnt? I want a comprehensive and current list! 8)
LN has a list on his website...it's on his profile.
Ill check... but I dont think its current. I mean, arnt you supposed to be in there? ;)
I am NOT a member of the asylum! *sigh* How many times do I have to say that. Ask CC...he's stated that I'm not a patient!
Maybe CC should be in the Asylum. :pokerface:
Look at the list. XD
;) So whos in charge of the Asylum if CC's a patient? Feel free to make me the Asylum Manager. Im the only one here that isnt insane! ;D
*snort*
Quote from: FataliOmega on October 13, 2004, 08:35:15 AM
Im the only one here that isnt insane! ;D
Those pics of you (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?action=display;board=37;threadid=1125;start=1020#msg79514) in the Silly Ugly Mug Thread beg to differ. ;P
Now now, you cant believe everything you see on camera. :P
Let's just say that I have a quick "print-screen" finger :P
I dubb thee, "Quick-Pic Cat"
:P
Quote from: B'rrr on October 11, 2004, 11:56:21 PMyeah, some mistakes are made ::) :P
Mistakes? What, where? There is no mistaking Cat's sanity. 8)
Quote from: B'rrr on October 13, 2004, 06:20:42 AM/me watches his big screen tv in the visitors area and sees Jafar been torn apart by cats!!
gross!! :X
Too bad that wasn't what happened in reality. Although it is true Jafar was immedialy 'subdued' by my cat security team, there's was no tearing of any sorts involved. :scholar:
Quote from: FataliOmega on October 13, 2004, 07:21:11 AMMaybe CC should be in the Asylum. :pokerface:
But I
am in the Asylum, just not as a patient.
Quote from: FataliOmega on October 13, 2004, 08:35:15 AM;) So whos in charge of the Asylum if CC's a patient? Feel free to make me the Asylum Manager. Im the only one here that isnt insane! ;D
There's Rob, and Cat... And besides, I have already stated the list provided by racx was not approved by myself and is therefor not 100% accurate.
The list that is on LN's site at this current time has been approved by CC ;D, because Cat has been removed from it and unfortunately i was told to remove CC from the list :'( ;) :P
Quote from: copycat on October 17, 2004, 02:57:09 PM
Too bad that wasn't what happened in reality. Although it is true Jafar was immedialy 'subdued' by my cat security team, there's was no tearing of any sorts involved. :scholar:
/me wonders who puts those fake tapes in the video ::) :P
Quote from: racx_00 on October 20, 2004, 07:07:13 AM
The list that is on LN's site at this current time has been approved by CC ;D, because Cat has been removed from it and unfortunately i was told to remove CC from the list :'( ;) :P
My list has CC on it. ;P
It doesn't matter too much anyways. The site will be down in a few days/weeks. :-\
ieehp!! this thread is renamed!! :o
Quote from: B'rrr on October 20, 2004, 07:11:26 AM/me wonders who puts those fake tapes in the video ::) :P
Actually, there are no cameras in the Security room, so some of my cats decided to try and 'act' it, unfortuntely, they lost their temper with the provided doll and shred it to pieces. :-\
Quote from: B'rrr on October 20, 2004, 04:06:52 PMieehp!! this thread is renamed!! :o
I can see your subject has been altered, but on my side everything is still the same. :yes:
well there are a few new posts added at the beginning of this thread and they were named Asylum ....but now the first postname is edited again, so it's kinda back to normal :P
ps. it's a shame of that perfectly good doll :-\
Quote from: B'rrr on October 22, 2004, 01:11:14 AMwell there are a few new posts added at the beginning of this thread and they were named Asylum ....but now the first postname is edited again, so it's kinda back to normal :P
*Tabs back to the 1st page* Ah yes, I see the mods have been busy again slicing& moving. :sneaky:
Quote from: B'rrr on October 22, 2004, 01:11:14 AMps. it's a shame of that perfectly good doll :-\
Yes, well you know how cats react when they see something 'woolly'. ::) O I guess it could somehow be expected, but nevertheless I have reprimanded the cats in question for their in appropriate behavior. ;-D
Wow, I've not been in here for AGES.
Hooray for sanedom.
*looks at Mango's avatar*
It looks like Haven's getting back to the way it should be. :D
lol, yeah I just looked 5 mins non-stop at her avatar :P
It takes a while to get it...I think I read it about four times...
Quote from: MangoMercury on November 09, 2004, 01:50:39 AMHooray for sanedom.
I see, have you come to visit your former fellow patients?
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on November 09, 2004, 05:36:19 AMIt takes a while to get it...I think I read it about four times...
I still don't get it, but then again, who cares? I certainly don't! ;-D
lol, yeah join me, some amazing things happen on these tv screens!! (although Bob denies that those things ever took place)
I think odango has something to do with the hair? ???
Quote from: B'rrr on November 09, 2004, 03:36:59 PM(although Bob denies that those things ever took place)
No, I put those things in their correct
perspective. 8)
define correct?? your perspective don't have to be the correct one... at least not (always) for me :P ;-D
Quote from: B'rrr on November 14, 2004, 03:10:28 PMdefine correct?? your perspective don't have to be the correct one... at least not (always) for me :P ;-D
If it has something to to with what you see in my Asylum, and more particularly on the tv-screens, you have to take into account not everything is what it seems at first.
Visitors visit too often :P, we should make some visiting hours :P, the insane patients need their rest XD
Quote from: Bürrhîzen on November 15, 2004, 10:43:37 PMVisitors visit too often :P, we should make some visiting hours :P, the insane patients need their rest XD
That's going to be hard, depending on all the different time-zones the visitors might come in. However, I don't perceive anything wrong with visitors coming in too often. I don't get any complaints from my psychiatrists/psychologists telling me their sessions are being interrupted (which is ofcourse impossible, since nobody from the outside is allowed into a therpay session once it's started. And those who're on 'the inside' don't take requests either.)
The patients don't sleep much anywayz :-\, so forget about my stupid visiting hours thing :P
So anywayz have any new patients been admitted recently?? Because I would like to keep my list upto date :D
well all those AGDI-ppl are bound to be insane (or at least on their way... ::) :P) and then there is warlock and shadow and.... :P
Yes Warlock is insane :P, I'll wait for Bob to let me put Warlock on the list though ;)
well, there are many more I guess... I think Bob has work to do... ::) :P
Ok so I'm definitely adding Joshua to the list cos hes sane but he needs to be in the asylum for no reason :D, and Erik should be in here, and Cat should be re-admitted until proven not guilty ;)
so true!! Cat deff needs to be re-admitted , you might want to admit Shadow too :P
What did Shadow do to be so insane ???
he's a wannabe pirate!! :P ..it's obsessive ;) ;-P
Ok I'll talk to Bob about Shadow as well ;)
Waited till Cat left to throw her into the Asylum, huh?
Sounds like you two are the ones who are insane. XD ;-D
Yeah! Especially Rob with his obsession of stabbing the poor Suffer smilies! :suffer: ;P
I would have thrown her in the asylum even if she was here :P, I just had the idea yesterday so I took advantage of it ;)
But if you want we shall wait for her to return then throw her in :P
:stabs: :stabs:
Is there a list of patients I can see? I'm starting to get a little........confused...*twirls his fingers around his head*
Ok I'll ask Bob to add Jafar to the list as well :P
There you happy Jafar, huh, you happy ??? :P
Thats a dirty trick! >:(
There were no tricks involved :P, I just opened notepad and typed your name onto the list :P
Quote from: Yonkey on November 17, 2004, 02:29:50 PM
Yeah! Especially Rob with his obsession of stabbing the poor Suffer smilies! :stabs: ;P
hardly an obsession, I only do this forum a favor.... you on the other hand can't seem to resist posting those dreaded smileys in response of my posts ::) ::)
/me thinks it is better to talk to Neil over msn or in chamber, where there aren't any suffers mileys ...yet :P
There's an outdated list of patients, on my old site(you'd have to search for it on the forum, because I forgot the old address :P )...
Jeysie's letting me use her webspace, but I haven't seen the new list, and haven't updated it.
*thinks he better get to fixing it up, so he doesn't make a complete waste of Jeysie's webspace*
Quote from: B'rrr on November 18, 2004, 12:01:14 AM
you on the other hand can't seem to resist posting those dreaded smileys in response of my posts ::) ::)
It's not my fault you keep asking for spoilers. :P
Quote from: B'rrr on November 18, 2004, 12:01:14 AM
/me thinks it is better to talk to Neil over msn or in chamber, where there aren't any suffers mileys ...yet :P
Yup, not yet. :suffer: But there are other equally useful smileys that I use there. XD
Quote from: Yonkey on November 18, 2004, 04:15:58 PM
It's not my fault you keep asking for spoilers. :P
it is!! it is!! :( :( :'( ...if you post spoilers regulary, I wouldn't have to ask for it ::) :P
Quote from: Yonkey on November 18, 2004, 04:15:58 PM
Yup, not yet. :stabs: But there are other equally useful smileys that I use there. XD
perhaps just as useful but those doesn't hurt that much... :-\
Quote from: B'rrr on November 19, 2004, 01:41:03 AM
it is!! it is!! :( :( :'( ...if you post spoilers regulary, I wouldn't have to ask for it ::) :P
If I posted them regularly, I would be fired from the team. :P
by whom??
ok, in that case you could always email them regulary (to me of course!!!), so no one needs to know :P
I'm away for five days and all of a sudden, it's suggested that I get thrown into the asylum?? How rude!
:P
come on!! don't tell me you didn's saw that one comming, not they way you behave lately :P
And what way would that be?? I was gone for five days...you have no way to know how I did or did not behave the last few days! ::) :P
I meant before that.... but I think the last few days you would be acting even worse!! and totally lost control :P
Oh...really...I lost control?? And I don't remember this because...?
/me throws, whoever was going to throw Cat into the Asylum, into the Asylum
:P
Thank you, LN. Glad someone doesn't believe that I've lost control. Because I haven't! :D
pssst Daniel, you are not in charge of the Asylum :P
Unless there was something between them(you?) and the Asylum, I threw them into the Asylum. :P
and if there was something in between them and the Asylum, they've probably got a good sized headache. ;P
lol...LN, that took me twice reading through that to get it! That, and scrolling up to re-read your last post in the thread.
I'd modify my post, but then I'd end up making it more confusing. :P
Oh well...at least, in the end, I was able to figure it out.
Quote from: Bürrhîzen on November 17, 2004, 06:51:10 AM, and Cat should be re-admitted until proven not guilty ;)
That's not the way things are run around here, my dear assistant. Since Cat wasn't admitted, she can't be re-admitted, and I haven't seen any behavior from Cat that demands she be put into the Asylum.
Warlock on the other hand, he needs to admitted asap.
Quote from: Louisiana Night on November 22, 2004, 05:51:13 PMUnless there was something between them(you?) and the Asylum, I threw them into the Asylum. :P
That would be the door between the visitor's lounge and the patient's common room.
Anyway, I'm keeping Rob under close observation from now on, because he seems to have become deviously insane lately.
WHOO HOO! Someone agrees with me! Thanks, CC, for taking up for me. I knew I wasn't insane. And Rob has been acting...devious...lately.
Quote from: copycat on November 24, 2004, 05:22:44 PM
That's not the way things are run around here, my dear assistant. Since Cat wasn't admitted, she can't be re-admitted, and I haven't seen any behavior from Cat that demands she be put into the Asylum.
Warlock on the other hand, he needs to admitted asap.
Cat and Rob are insane together :-\, you visit a thread 5 minutes after they have accessed it and they have each posted atleast 20 times each :P, and some of the conversations are so friggin weird :no: :-\
Quote from: Bürrhîzen on November 25, 2004, 07:31:48 AMCat and Rob are insane together :-\, you visit a thread 5 minutes after they have accessed it and they have each posted atleast 20 times each :P, and some of the conversations are so friggin weird :no: :-\
Posting a lot isn't considered insane, and especially not if it's required in response to Rob's bid to reach 10,000 posts by the end of this year. Furthermore, they (the posts) may be weird, but that does not constitute any insanity (from the authors) either. 8)
Quote from: copycat on November 24, 2004, 05:22:44 PM
Anyway, I'm keeping Rob under close observation from now on, because he seems to have become deviously insane lately.
observate me as much as you want, you'll notice that there will be no insane behaviour whatsoever :)
Keep telling yourself that, hun. ::)
I'm not talking to myself ....unlike others around here ::)
Who's talking to themselves?
/me wonders who Cat is talking to.... :S
I'm talking to you, Rob.
/me looks around :S :S :S
*sigh*
/me thinks he just found another example... :)
B'rrr = Rob
Rob = B'rrr
::)
why are you stating the obvious?? :S
Because "B'rrr" was wondering why Cat was talking to herself...she was talking to "Rob" and "B'rrr" then said that she's still talking to herself...which is why I decided to state the obvious! ::)
...I never said you were talking to yourself :-\ :S ...do you hear those voices often??
Grrr at Rob...
Read the posts on this page, Rob...you'll see what I'm talking about ::)
Quote from: copycat on November 25, 2004, 04:45:05 PM
Posting a lot isn't considered insane, and especially not if it's required in response to Rob's bid to reach 10,000 posts by the end of this year. Furthermore, they (the posts) may be weird, but that does not constitute any insanity (from the authors) either. 8)
But I am allowed to be locked in the asylum for posting in large amounts ???, and for talking to myself :o :no:
You had multiple personalities at the time...I'm sure that contributed to your being locked in the Asylum. :P
And where is the proof that I had multiple personalities :-\ :P
Elsewhere on the forum :P
Maybe I was faking to gain attention :P
Unfortunately it was real though :'(
Quote from: B'rrr on November 26, 2004, 07:24:23 AM...I never said you were talking to yourself :-\ :S ...do you hear those voices often??
You were
implying she did
Quote from: B'rrr on November 26, 2004, 07:01:23 AM/me looks around :S :S :S
*sigh*
/me thinks he just found another example... :)
...More devious behavior...
Quote from: Bürrhîzen on November 26, 2004, 03:25:39 PMBut I am allowed to be locked in the asylum for posting in large amounts ???, and for talking to myself :o :no:
Atm, you are not locked in the Asylum, but can move about freely. 8)
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on November 26, 2004, 03:28:33 PMYou had multiple personalities at the time...I'm sure that contributed to your being locked in the Asylum. :P
Probably, although it's been so long I can't remember.
Quote from: copycat on November 26, 2004, 05:19:32 PM
You were implying she did
that is something wayy different!! besides it is not something I said but what I thought. 2 different things..
Quote from: copycat on November 26, 2004, 05:19:32 PM
...More devious behavior...
*looks up the word devious*
hmmm, devious doesn't have to do anything with insanity, besides I dispute the fact I'm devious!! >:(
:P
Keep disputing it, hun...if you're not devious, you're on the edge :P
Robs as insane as I used to be XD
Quote from: B'rrr on November 27, 2004, 01:15:43 AMthat is something wayy different!! besides it is not something I said but what I thought. 2 different things..
That's the whole idea of implying something, the fact you don't say it out loud, but it can be drived from what you
did say out loud, and therefor is also admissible in analyses.
Quote from: B'rrr on November 27, 2004, 01:15:43 AMhmmm, devious doesn't have to do anything with insanity, besides I dispute the fact I'm devious!! >:(
:P
True, but then again, you're deviously insane, so that's the connection.
Quote from: racx_00 on November 27, 2004, 08:25:00 AMRobs as insane as I used to be XD
You were deviously insane too? Strange, I think I'd remember something like that. 8)
I haven't seen Cat talking to herself. Besides, it's not like talking to yourself means your crazy. Right, Questie?
Right. :)
I agree. People may give you weird looks if you're talking to yourself...but nothing wrong with that.
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. When you start answering yourself, thats when you're becoming loony-bin material.
I answered myself, but now I am better :P ::)
Sure you are ::) :P
I am not denying that I am insane and I am not suggesting that I am sane :P, atleast I am honest ::) :P
*checks in at asylum, goes to old cell, sits down.*
Now, to plot my escape!
CC, can I have a spoon?
Quote from: Davis the Grey on November 30, 2004, 01:24:56 PM*checks in at asylum, goes to old cell, sits down.*
Now, to plot my escape!
CC, can I have a spoon?
Were you out on probation? What did you do that violated your probation? And it's so nice if you to voluntarily come back, even though it's just so sharpen your escaping-skills.
*gives Pindarus a plastic spoon* 8)
*is still trapped in a cage* Can someone help me out of here?
Quote from: Rosella on November 30, 2004, 07:28:48 PM*is still trapped in a cage* Can someone help me out of here?
I would gladly assist you, it's just that I have to try my best to avoid being hit by those poles, without trying to get you free. :-[
I prepared for that response.
*hides plastic spoon behind back and slyly breaks it*
I'm sorry, its broken. My food is too hard. I need something stronger, like a metal spoon.
Quote from: Davis the Grey on December 02, 2004, 10:44:41 PMI prepared for that response.
Ofcourse you did, you tried that trick before, and I responded exactly the same as before.
Quote from: Davis the Grey on December 02, 2004, 10:44:41 PMI'm sorry, its broken. My food is too hard. I need something stronger, like a metal spoon.
In that case, I must reprimand the cook. Tell you what, I'll go and get something else for you, and I will see if you can use it with a plastic spoon without breaking that spoon. :pleased:
Here you go some nice soup for Colin :D, plastic will work with creamy soup :P
*meditates on plastic spoon until molecular bonds are rearranged and it becomes metal*
All better now, thanks anyway.
Quote from: Mary Jane on December 09, 2004, 10:23:31 AM*meditates on plastic spoon until molecular bonds are rearranged and it becomes metal*
All better now, thanks anyway.
*turns on the powerful magnet located at the ceiling of Pindarus's cell*
Is there a phone in this place?
Delivery. I'd like three mumbo-jumbo Pepperoni Pizzas, extra cheese.
Thank you for calling Cat's Pizza. Is this for pick-up or delivery?
EDIT: *snort*, this is what I get for trying to delete and then repost a message in it's appropriate place XD
Nooooooooooooo...wait. I have a plan. It's foolproof. :sneaky:
Give it your best shot! No cell will be able to resist my plan.
Quote from: The Knight on December 09, 2004, 08:28:29 PMWhat if we stick you in our inescapable cell. It's foolproof. :P
Who is this
we you keep talking about? And no patient is sticking another patient in any cell. It would be no use anyway, only staff has the keys to those cell, and you're
not it!
Anyway, all cells are inescapble, but there is ofcourse the isolation cell as always, for those who are resisting their therapy especially hard (like Mango in a previous life). 8)
Quote from: The Knight on December 10, 2004, 03:42:46 PMWe, is an unnamed entity has the power to do that. :P
Unnamed entities do not have any jurisdiction in the KQIX Asylum, especially now that the Manager is a Fannatic Groupie!
Great, he's powermad now. ::)
Gambititis (http://www.geocities.com/gambitguild/gambititis.html)
Quote
I recommend you check yourself into the nearest mental asylum OR join the Gambit Guild to be with likeminded lunatics. ;)
*checks himself in XD ;P
It's always interesting to watch a mind spiral down into insanity.
Quote from: Jafar on December 11, 2004, 08:01:45 AMGreat, he's powermad now. ::)
J'm not
that fannatic. After all, I have to uphold at least some form of authority here in this Asylum.
Quote from: Gambit on December 17, 2004, 01:21:07 PM*checks himself in XD ;P
*refers LN to the Gambit treatment center, since his Asylum is not suited for these nutcakes*
CC kicked me out of the Asylum... :'(
/me joins the Gambit Guild :D
Quote from: Gambit on December 17, 2004, 04:44:52 PMCC kicked me out of the Asylum... :'(
/me joins the Gambit Guild :D
I ddn't *kick* you anywhere, you were escorted to the Gambit treatment center, what you did after that, is not my responsibility.
I hope he didn't charge anything on his way out...
but I did...
I charged you, mon ami. ;-D
(http://www.classicgaming.com/kirby/multimedia/icons/nightmare/kirbycrash.PNG)
Why do people like staying in the Asylum? ???
I've been trying to escape since I got here. And LN? He came here to try to cure his Gambititus. XB
Actually... this thread has been rather quiet lately. :-\
I even tried to sign up as a patient, to help it out... but CC sent me to their "treatment center"...
and they've cured me! :D
Now I know that I'm Remy! !!!
;P
Why do I get the feeling that that treatment center is designed with the idea of tipping patients over the edge in mind? ::)
Quote
join the Gambit Guild to be with likeminded lunatics. ;)
Could be. XD
Jafar, if you're not insane, then how did you get here?
I was tricked! It's racx's fault!
I never ::) :P
Ha! You lie like a rug! :P
How did he trick ya?
http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?board=37;action=display;threadid=1729;start=386
It started around the middle of the page...
Quote from: Jafar on December 21, 2004, 09:11:03 AM
Ha! You lie like a rug! :P
Really :o :P
But rugs lie in a different way ;P
Don't change the subject. I'm on to you! :suffer:
:stabs:
I never changed subjects, I just elaborated on your mistake ;P ::)
Whatever. The point is, I have proof that you fooled me. AND I have witnesses, if I ever need them.
However, I'll fully forgive you and buy you a snack if you get me outta here. Whattaya say? Deal? ;)
I would but then Bob would say that I am delusional and that I never let you free from this asylum ;(
Shoot! Bob is always one step ahead of us.. Sometimes he seems kind of evil...
Personally I think everyone is delusional, because as far as I know almost everyone has been diagnosed with it :-\
Don't worry. What he doesn't know, won't hurt you. ;D
I'll keep it a secret.
Thanks!
Glad to know you will cover for me :D
I read it. Go for it! This post will dissolve in 5 seconds...
HISS
SIZZLE
SMOKE
I think the asylum needs more food ::), not enough food is given to patients ::)
Quote from: Jafar on December 21, 2004, 09:54:10 AMWhatever. The point is, I have proof that you fooled me. AND I have witnesses, if I ever need them.
Witnesses? You mean all those other Asylum patients? Surely you must be joking about their validity. 8)
Quote from: Jafar on December 21, 2004, 10:04:04 AMShoot! Bob is always one step ahead of us.. Sometimes he seems kind of evil...
µ
You need to be(one step ahead) when you're in this line of work. Managing an Asylum is not an easy thing to do. And ofcourse, sometimes patients see me as their enemy and evil incarnate lthough my one and only goal is to make them fit for society again so I can release them. :angel:
Quote from: Jafar on December 21, 2004, 10:09:15 AMDon't worry. What he doesn't know, won't hurt you. ;D
I'll keep it a secret.
*looks through the videotapes (actually, they're CD+RW's, but who cares?) that were recorded during his absence (read all about it in my current MSN-display name).* You really should be more careful when you're trying to bribe my assistant you know. 8)
Quote from: racx on December 21, 2004, 10:18:49 AMI think the asylum needs more food ::), not enough food is given to patients ::)
Y? Maybe they're given
too much food, for all I know, and that's how the Asylum got low on food supplies. :scholar:
*breaks into the asylum to free Jafar but.....
*waves at demetrius* welcomeee :P
Quote from: Lil Maniac on January 02, 2005, 10:21:24 PM
*breaks into the asylum to free Jafar but.....
..... gets captured by Bob's deadly team of cats ;P
Maybe THATS why he seems evil at times. He has all those minions...
*looks around to see if CC's around.
Anyone mind breaking me outta here?These cats are phreaking me out.
oh CC didn't see you there I was just reading a script from that new t.v. show its crazy.NO im not trying to break outta here.what are you doing with that catnip?HELP!!!!!!!
I'll save you! ;D
*Trips over his cape, rolls into the wall and bounces into the cell door, making a fool of himself.* :-[
Okay, maybe I won't save you...I guess I shouldn't of worn a cape. ;P
Hmm since i was never officially admitted to this place can i check myself out?
I think that's up to CC/CopyCat/Bob. XD
Quote from: Lil Maniac on January 04, 2005, 09:44:02 AM
Hmm since i was never officially admitted to this place can i check myself out?
Just walk out :D, he can't do anything if it ain't official
Quote from: Lil Maniac on January 03, 2005, 10:38:37 AMAnyone mind breaking me outta here?These cats are phreaking me out.
oh CC didn't see you there I was just reading a script from that new t.v. show its crazy.NO im not trying to break outta here.what are you doing with that catnip?HELP!!!!!!!
Catnip? (quickly moves catnip behind his back and gives it to a cat standing behind him) See? No catnip! :D
Quote from: racx on January 04, 2005, 12:13:40 PMJust walk out :D, he can't do anything if it ain't official
Trying to free someone from the Asylum is no mental illness, so Lil'Maniac is free to go, but he really should think about coming just to visit Jafar in the future, instead of trying to break him out. That way he will have a lot less trouble like he did now. Really, just barging into the cat's leisure room unannounced is
not the right way in... 8)
*Lil Maniac walks proudly out the front door.
Whew! After being in there for 3 days I don't think I'll ever go back...well maybe to visit Jafar...
By the way CC can i have a copy of the blueprints to this asylum? I just want to help you out....
QuoteBy the way CC can i have a copy of the blueprints to this asylum? I just want to help you out....
You should let him have a copy. He's trustworthy. He certainly wouldn't try anything. ;-D
>eats the catnip CC thought he was giving to a cat<
*Gives Q some milk to wash the catnip down*
>hastily drinks the milk< I dunno what the cats are all excited about. That was kinda gross. :X
I guess cats have different kinda taste buds XD
*Dances around then teleports out*
You can teleport out of the asylum?!
Probably the only good thing about Bobs absence is that he isn't watching this place at the moment...
/me blows the door down, then escapes! ;D
If Bob ain't watching then I am :P
*Lets group of attack cats out* :P
Ahh! Bad kitty! Shoo! Ack! :o
*Waits for a little red to splatter the wall before he calls them off* :P
My hot dog! What a waste of ketchup! >:(
Ok, thats it, getting too violent ::) :P
*Calls off the attack cats* :D
*Sends the assassin cats after Jafar* ;P
This is getting ludicrous. ::)
I'm thinking that that's the point as this is the Asylum... ::)
Well if you wanna try escaping then you have to suffer the consequences :P
You can't escape! Never!!
If you try to escape Bob says that your hallucinating ::)
Bob is a liar, a fraud, a cheat, and a lying fraudulent cheat. >:(
:P
Now he'll say that we are dellusional :-\
See? This is all his big scam!
Yep, and we are stuck in his scam! :-\
Well *I* believe him.
You believe Bob?? :o
Anyone who believes Bob should be in the asylum. ::)
Yes I agree with you!! XD
What are you waiting for? Admit them! XB
Q is already admitted XD
Bob is also already admitted XD
Asylum Patient List (http://racx.port5.com/Asylum%20Patients.txt)
I remember when I was in a real mental asylum or mental institution as they're called these days. I was scared my neighbors had put a voodoo curse on my house, and I had to deal with the stress of a hurricane and my town suffered a lot of damage and a lot of people had to start over. Luckily my house survived the hurricane well, I was kind of overworked and hot and tired out from cleaning up the mess. Also, my overactive imagination may have lead me to hallucinate and be paranoid. Now I'm doing fine, and no longer fear curses of any kind. (I got out of the instituion in mid October last year, went in during September.)
Who is this Bob fellow? Should I know him? is he important around here?
I think its B'rrr; he is a very long time poster and is famous for that fact...whether he is important or not...well...you better hold a poll to see!
P.S I do not promise that any of the above is accurate! ;)
B'rrr is Rob (the famous poster). Bob is Copycat (CC) who is the manager of the asylum.
Speaking of Rob, he should be in the Asylum too. ::)
The patient list has a mistake. I'm not obsessed with teef. Just Mote's Teef. OMG MOTE'S TEEF > LIFE!!!
And I love tea. I drink it a lot for my health and because I like the taste, and to loose weight. Let's have a Mad Hatter tea party. Participants must wear a big, silly hat and drink lots of the many kinds of tea. I have my purple cone-shaped princess hat with gold trimming and a veil with gold ribbons. Think I'll spruce it up with some flowers, like wisteria. *Wraps a wisteria vine with drooping violet blossoms hanging from it on her hat.* And I'll also wear my purple renaissance princess dress, with the pretty colorful ribbon trim.
/me puts on a jester cap and sits at the tea table.
Is there any cake? :D
Got room for one more?
*Grabs a hat and sits down
Sure. it's late, let's continue the tea party tomorrow. Yes, there's cake. Pound cake and chocolate cake. Nice jester hat, Jafar.
Thanks.
(http://www.classicgaming.com/kirby/multimedia/icons/superstar/kirbymirror.gif)
*Locks up the tea party room*
*Watches patients bang on the door* ::) :P
Hey! Let us out! >:(
Homestar Runner was talking to himself in the chamber last week, he even told me he did ......... LOCK HIM UP!! :P
I saw the whole thing! It's true!
*Tries to find list so he can admit new victims patients to asylum*
Hey! Don't hijack my tea party and turn it into something else. *puts on classical music (Beethoven) and serves all kinds of tea.* I have pound cake, chocolate cake, carrot cake and red velvet cake and well as blueberry muffins. The tea is mint tea, apple cinnamon, chamomile, green tea, oolong, Earl of grey and black tea, English breakfast tea. I have honey, lemon juice, plum juice, sugar, and cream to go with the tea.
I don't even know where to start. So much stuff :o
Chamomile tea is not allowed in the asylum :P
*Stabs, beats and kills chamomile tea with metal bat* XD
Our tea party! Ruined! :o
:'(
*Growls at Racx for ruining her tea party.* You have encouraged the wrath of a dragon! *Blasts him with her blue fire, leaving him charred and ashy.*
Hey look, barbacue XD
Anybody hungry?
Tea Party, Barbeque, what's next? A picnic?
Not a bad idea XD
But Bob and Jason might not let us have one. :-\
So? It's not like either of them have been around here much lately.
Er, yes they have. It's only a matter of time before Bob comes in see whats been happening. :P
Quote from: Lil Maniac on January 04, 2005, 05:17:51 PMBy the way CC can i have a copy of the blueprints to this asylum? I just want to help you out....
My Asylum is in perfect shape as it is, I see no need for help.
Quote from: Mary Jane on January 16, 2005, 02:09:10 PM*Dances around then teleports out*
/me is lucky he installed teleport-reflecting coating to the walls, so Pindarus's teleport signal is diverted to the Asylum garden.
Quote from: Jafar on January 25, 2005, 11:14:34 AM/me blows the door down, then escapes! ;D
Why are you posting hypothetical situations? First of all, you can't smuggle any type of explosive into the Asylum without at least triggering the alarm. Secondly, my doors are blast-resistant. What do you take me for?
Quote from: racx on February 19, 2005, 07:05:02 PMIf you try to escape Bob says that your hallucinating ::)
Don't try to get into my head, because it won't work.
Quote from: Jafar on February 19, 2005, 07:13:27 PMBob is a liar, a fraud, a cheat, and a lying fraudulent cheat. >:(
:P
You kinda repeated yourself there. That Ph. D that's hanging on my office wall is not a fraud though, nor did I cheat during the exams I had to take to get it or lie my way through my profession to keep it. 8)
Quote from: Jafar on February 19, 2005, 07:20:53 PMSee? This is all his big scam!
If we're talking scam-wise, I've got some nice 419's in my 419-folder. :P
Quote from: Rosedragon on March 13, 2005, 07:18:28 PMHey! Don't hijack my tea party and turn it into something else.
Ahem, actually it's
you who invaded my Asylum.
Quote from: Jafar on March 17, 2005, 07:27:58 AMTea Party, Barbeque, what's next? A picnic?
NP, the Asylum's garden is the perfect place for a picnic. 8)
Quote from: Vipt on March 20, 2005, 05:12:30 PMSo? It's not like either of them have been around here much lately.
The fact that I'm not online does not mean I don't tape everything that goes on with my Asylum and watch at a later stage, just to see what mad things the patients tried to do this time to escape. :suffer:
Quote from: Jafar on March 21, 2005, 02:13:36 AMEr, yes they have. It's only a matter of time before Bob comes in see whats been happening. :P
And so I just did. 8)
*Mary Jane is lucky that he was successfully able to teleport outside the asylum.*
If you sucessfully escaped, how come I'm talking to you? :P
Its a good thing I'm just visiting the crazy people here ::)
Quote from: Raforever on April 02, 2005, 01:53:32 PM
Its a good thing I'm just visiting the crazy people here ::)
Or, are the crazy people visiting
you? :scholar:
;P
Quote from: Yonkey on April 02, 2005, 02:15:02 PM
Quote from: Raforever on April 02, 2005, 01:53:32 PM
Its a good thing I'm just visiting the crazy people here ::)
Or, are the crazy people visiting you? :scholar:
;P
who knows
I always thought the office WAS a nut house ::)
Quote from: Raforever on April 02, 2005, 02:32:52 PMI always thought the office WAS a nut house ::)
What office? :pokerface:
YOUR office, silly. :P
Quote from: Jafar on April 15, 2005, 06:17:32 PMYOUR office, silly. :P
My office is not a house, it's just a room.
Since Raforever said nut
house, saying it is my office would be illogical. :suffer:
/me tries to think of a witty comeback...
*shrug*
Wabbaever.
Actually I was refering to my job ::)
[size=0.01]on a side note: CCs office is so big that it CAN be called a house ;B[/size]
Any time I want to leave the asylum, I just turn off the internet. The 'net is filled with craziness. I must get back to writing fanfiction.
About that barbecue....would you prefer beef, pork or chicken?
Chicken sounds good XD
As long as it's meat, anything :yes:
Anything thats not pork. :X
MMMMMMM...BACON! ;D ;D ;D
Is it beef bacon?
Let's have all three!! ;D ;D
How about some turkey meat? XD
Quote from: Raforever on April 15, 2005, 07:31:19 PM[size=0.01]on a side note: CCs office is so big that it CAN be called a house ;B[/size]
*CC thinks about taking a pic of his office and posting it in this thread so anyone can see it's not
that big.*
Roasts some beef, turkey chicken and pork for everybody. I can also grill some fish and shrimp kabobs. Yeah, I like fish and shrimp, so I'll fix some in addition to the other meats. Who wants asparagus and squash? Maybe some green beans, corn and collard greens? I like southern vegetables, except okra.
/me starts filling up his plates with the food
Quoteturkey chicken
see? She knows what a turducken is too. ;-D
*puts some food on a plate
you guys share that
*eats the rest of the food
XD
Heheh. Did you ever see Shallow Hal where Rosemary goes to get a 'smidge of cake'? She cuts a slice and leeves it on the platter then takes the rest of the cake. Either that or she got a really big slice, like half of the cake.
XD
Quote from: LouisianaNight on April 23, 2005, 12:17:39 PM/me starts filling up his plates with the food
You have multiple plates? :o
/me pops in to supervise the proceedings and to make sure there is enough food for everyone. 8)
Yes, and considering what Raforever ate, that's probably a good thing.
Since this is a top-of-the-line facility, that status must also apply to a gathering such as a this. :pleased:
Quote from: LouisianaNight on April 29, 2005, 04:58:53 PM
Yes, and considering what Raforever ate, that's probably a good thing.
And I'm still hungry...
* stares at the food in LN's plate(s)
FOOD!!
Quote from: Raforever on April 30, 2005, 03:58:17 PMAnd I'm still hungry...
* stares at the food in LN's plate(s)
Now, now, there's no need to start staring at the food in other people's plate(s). There's still plenty on the serving table. 8)
hmmmm
*gets out mood altering water*
any fellow patients want *ahem* seasoning? :P
*starts eating the serving table (food, plates, wood, metals etc) XD
Quote from: Jump In Well on May 01, 2005, 02:52:40 PM*gets out mood altering water*
/me swipes water out of JIW's hands :sweating:
Quote from: Raforever on May 01, 2005, 04:03:56 PM*starts eating the serving table (food, plates, wood, metals etc) XD
That hungry? :o
/me makes a call to a 24hour/day delivery company to bring some more serving tables. 8)
The asylum is still open?!
COOL :D
Quote from: mark_the_merry on April 27, 2005, 06:13:41 AM
maybe roberta williams is coming on board,
to answer phones, get coffee and the such
I already am on board. At least at the forum, anyway.
*is Roberta*.
Mango! You're not a patient at the moment, right? Let me out of here! PLEASE! It smells like potatoes, the guard cats are pushy, and Bob won't admit that he's insane and should be a patient! :-\
Roberta Williams is here? Roberta Williams is here!?
ROBERTA WILLIAMS IS HERE!?!!!!!!!
*Insert rambling about being a huge fan and wanting an autograph*
I don't think I'm a patient at the moment ;) Been so long since I've said anything in the Asylum that I honestly couldn't tell you :P
Erm... *hands you some room spray and a red crayon* Good luck with Bob. He never would admit to his insanity. But secretly... He's the most insane one of the lot.
Yes, and she has a thing for manpurses... ._.
/me appears having been alarmed of the situation by a concerned member of the forum.
Quote from: MangoMercury on May 04, 2005, 02:20:19 AM*is Roberta*.
Oh dear. A relapse... :sweating:
*cats in white suits start appearing from every corner to drag MM back to the Asylum*
/me disappears again, (leaving this forum-part once more until further notice,) and re-appears only moments later in the Asylum-thread.
Quote from: Jafar on May 04, 2005, 03:31:17 AMthe guard cats are pushy, and Bob won't admit that he's insane and should be a patient! :-\
My guard cats wouldn't be
that pushy if you followed regulations a bit better. And I'm not insane, I'm just mildly crazy, a prerequisite for this job. :P
Quote from: MangoMercury on May 04, 2005, 10:51:51 AMI don't think I'm a patient at the moment ;) Been so long since I've said anything in the Asylum that I honestly couldn't tell you :P
Due to recent statements consider yourself re-admitted.
Quote from: MangoMercury on May 04, 2005, 10:51:51 AMHe never would admit to his insanity.
Why should I admit to something I'm not?
/me posts a quote, then walks off
Quote from: copycat on January 16, 2004, 05:12:10 PM
Strange, then how come I think of myself as insane? Does that mean I'm actually sane? ;D
Quote from: LouisianaNight on May 04, 2005, 04:20:29 PM/me posts a quote, then walks off
Please don't quote out of context. :stabs:
QuoteMy guard cats wouldn't be that pushy if you followed regulations a bit better.
Maybe if I liked the regulations better, I'd follow them. ;P
QuoteErm... *hands you some room spray and a red crayon* Good luck with Bob.
Thanks. This is just what I need. ;D
Okay, now to plot my escape.
INVENTORYRoom Spray
Red Crayon
Potato Smell
Keys to the Crazy Bus
Hmm...yes...that would work...excellent... :sneaky:
Quote from: MangoMercury on May 04, 2005, 10:51:51 AMI don't think I'm a patient at the moment ;) Been so long since I've said anything in the Asylum that I honestly couldn't tell you :P
Quote from: copycat on May 04, 2005, 03:13:48 PMDue to recent statements consider yourself re-admitted.
Why, what did I do? Oh, and can I have my old room back? That one was comfy.
Quote from: copycat on May 04, 2005, 03:09:33 PM
/me appears having been alarmed of the situation by a concerned member of the forum.
Quote from: MangoMercury on May 04, 2005, 02:20:19 AM*is Roberta*.
Oh dear. A relapse... :sweating:
*cats in white suits start appearing from every corner to drag MM back to the Asylum*
/me disappears again, (leaving this forum-part once more until further notice,) and re-appears only moments later in the Asylum-thread.
WHO TOLD YOU?! This is unfair. Whoever told, you'd better come forward, or ELSE. >:(
*steps foward nervously*
I, well, um...I can explain everything.
You see, Racx made a deal with me. If I get someone into the Asylum, he'll pay for the pizza for two months. :P
You were the first one I saw, so.....
DON'T EAT ME! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I'M SOOORRYYYY!! :'( :help:
Quote from: Jafar on May 05, 2005, 03:31:10 AM
*steps foward nervously*
I, well, um...I can explain everything.
You see, Racx made a deal with me. If I get someone into the Asylum, he'll pay for the pizza for two months. :P
You were the first one I saw, so.....
DON'T EAT ME! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I'M SOOORRYYYY!! :'(
:help:
*grabs Jafar, shoves him inside a manpurse then zips it up*
no! not a MANPURSE!
Everyone loves a Manpurse.
Want a manpurse?
Quote from: Jafar on May 04, 2005, 08:36:24 PMKeys to the Crazy Bus
Huh? Where did you get those?
Oh, and FYI, even the Crazy Bus can't get inhere. There's no bus stop. :P
Quote from: Roberta on May 05, 2005, 02:11:12 AMOh, and can I have my old room back? That one was comfy.
Ofcourse you can. 8)
Quote from: Roberta on May 05, 2005, 04:27:27 AMEveryone loves a Manpurse.
Want a manpurse?
Ofcourse.
/me takes away all (of) MM's manpurses. ::)
QuoteHuh? Where did you get those?
Oh, and FYI, even the Crazy Bus can't get inhere. There's no bus stop.
I've had them since I started singing Crazy Bus. ::)
What? No bus stop? Spork! This throws a screwdriver in all my plans! :(
hmm....
*JiW attempts to escape......by walking out the front door
Don't mind me guards, i was just visiting my twin-finalfantasydespising-nutjob-brother :P
You mean Jump Off Cliff, right? ::)
COPYCAT DOESN'T GET A MANPURSE >:(
*snatches them all back*
*In the confusion, one of the mapurses is dropped and the zipper moves a bit*
*Jafar unzips the purse and runs out of it*
It was scary! :(
Quote from: Jump In Well on May 05, 2005, 05:14:28 PM*JiW attempts to escape......by walking out the front door
Don't mind me guards, i was just visiting my twin-finalfantasydespising-nutjob-brother :P
What brother? And oh, BTW, that wasn't the front door. :P 8) You don't really think my guards would let you out on such a lame excuse, do you? 8)
Quote from: Roberta on May 06, 2005, 01:09:37 AMCOPYCAT DOESN'T GET A MANPURSE >:(
Quote from: Jafar on May 06, 2005, 01:44:54 AM*In the confusion, one of the mapurses is dropped and the zipper moves a bit*
*Jafar unzips the purse and runs out of it*
It was scary! :(
*snatches them all back*
That was not a friendly request, that was just my way of showing you that since you are using those manpurses in illegal activities, they should be confiscated.
*snatches manpurses back and puts them in secure closet*
Quote from: Jafar on May 06, 2005, 01:44:54 AM*In the confusion, one of the mapurses is dropped and the zipper moves a bit*
*Jafar unzips the purse and runs out of it*
It was scary! :(
I was just about to get to that, but I'm glad you found your own way out. :scholar:
Hey Bob, can I have a map of the Asylum? I keep getting lost on the way to the kitchen.
manpurse!!?? :o
--- --- ---
Hey JiW, don't bother trying escape.
I trained for weeks my escape plan: climping down a window, running through the garden and then climbing up the wall to freedom
but yesterday wall fell down ruining my whole plan so I'm stuck here until they fix the wall
XD
--- --- ---
Quote from: Jafar on May 07, 2005, 09:41:05 AM
Hey Bob, can I have a map of the Asylum? I keep getting lost on the way to the kitchen.
* comes out of the kitchen using whats left of a pan as a tooth pick
why would you want to go there? XD
well... no more food here, guess i should go home.
*hears the pizza man arrive
on second thought... :D
--- --- ---
Is it just me or does Jafar smell like potatoes?
*looks hungerly at Jafar
I knew there was something funny about that deoderant... ;P
Well... I'll be sure not to eat you :P
I did nothing illegal with those manpurses, I swear.
Quote from: Jafar on May 07, 2005, 09:41:05 AMHey Bob, can I have a map of the Asylum? I keep getting lost on the way to the kitchen.
Maybe you should try following the arrows with the word 'kitchen' on them. :scholar:
Quote from: Raforever on May 07, 2005, 01:09:17 PMHey JiW, don't bother trying escape.
I trained for weeks my escape plan: climping down a window, running through the garden and then climbing up the wall to freedom
but yesterday wall fell down ruining my whole plan so I'm stuck here until they fix the wall
What wall? I was also wondering how you can climb a 100% flat wall, and more importantly, didn't you see the roof over the garden? (Ofcourse you didn't, but rest assured it's there.) :yes:
Quote from: Raforever on May 07, 2005, 01:09:17 PM
* comes out of the kitchen using whats left of a pan as a tooth pick
why would you want to go there? XD
well... no more food here, guess i should go home.
Ofcourse there's no food there, the kitchen staff took a day off due to the barbecue (and are probably out getting :drunk: ATM)
Quote from: Raforever on May 07, 2005, 07:14:01 PMWell... I'll be sure not to eat you :P
You better. :pokerface:
/me orders a few guard cats to keep a special eye on Jafar and make sure Raf takes to that quote.
Quit staring at me, you meanieh guard cats! :-\
Quote from: copycat on May 08, 2005, 09:19:43 AM
What wall? I was also wondering how you can climb a 100% flat wall, and more importantly, didn't you see the roof over the garden? (Ofcourse you didn't, but rest assured it's there.) :yes:
Thats why i said the wall fell down, it´s flat now :P
/me spits out a shingle
what roof? ;B
Quote from: copycat on May 08, 2005, 09:19:43 AM
Quote from: Raforever on May 07, 2005, 07:14:01 PMWell... I'll be sure not to eat you :P
You better. :pokerface:
orders a few guard cats to keep a special eye on Jafar and make sure Raf takes to that quote.
Fried guard cats yummy XD
CC, where did you put the clicky pens?
What? No, that's not completely random. And I swear, I will not go get the clicky pens and start clicking them again as soon as you tell me. Promise. :D
>crosses fingers behind his back<
I wonder if clicky pens taste good XD
You may NOT EAT MY CLICKY PENS!!
Er...CC's clicky pens. Yes, that's it... :pokerface:
I was just wondering...
thats what happens when I'm not fed enough (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/Raforever/5.gif)
I've been outlining my pencil drawing with clicky pens. Don't take my clicky pens away! ANybody in the mood for cheese? I have some swiss and asiago cheese. And I made tea today.
Quote from: Jafar on May 08, 2005, 09:28:06 AMQuit staring at me, you meanieh guard cats! :-\
It's for your own protection! :scholar:
Quote from: Raforever on May 08, 2005, 10:34:16 AMThats why i said the wall fell down, it´s flat now :P
It's flat standing vertically too. 8)
Quote from: Raforever on May 08, 2005, 10:34:16 AM/me spits out a shingle
what roof? ;B
The one your shingle bounced back on ofcourse. :pleased:
Quote from: Raforever on May 08, 2005, 10:34:16 AMFried guard cats yummy XD
That might well be, but you won't be getting your hands on any. The moment you touch any of them, even involuntarily, you'll be lying down on your back within the second. :pokerface:
Quote from: Questing Character on May 08, 2005, 11:42:42 AMCC, where did you put the clicky pens?
What? No, that's not completely random. And I swear, I will not go get the clicky pens and start clicking them again as soon as you tell me. Promise. :D
>crosses fingers behind his back<
The clicky pens are where I put them the last time. :P And you can
try and go get them as many times as you want, doesn't mean you can get into the room they're in. :D
Quote from: Raforever on May 08, 2005, 11:53:24 AMI was just wondering...
thats what happens when I'm not fed enough (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/Raforever/5.gif)
/me tells the cook to prepare double food portions for Raf in the future.
Quote from: copycat on May 11, 2005, 03:14:32 PM
Quote from: Raforever on May 08, 2005, 10:34:16 AMFried guard cats yummy XD
That might well be, but you won't be getting your hands on any. The moment you touch any of them, even involuntarily, you'll be lying down on your back within the second. :pokerface:
/me moves away from the guard cats
:P
Quote
Quote from: Raforever on May 08, 2005, 11:53:24 AMI was just wondering...
thats what happens when I'm not fed enough (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/Raforever/5.gif)
/me tells the cook to prepare double food portions for Raf in the future.
I'm happy :pleased:
/me gives Q one of his clicky pens
Quote from: Jafar on May 11, 2005, 06:52:09 PM/me gives Q one of his clicky pens
And just where did you get those? :pokerface:
Tell me where YOU got clicky pens and I shall tell you where I got them. :P
Well.. its late and i should go home now. I'll visit you guys next month again. ::)
Next month? ???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :(
:P
Next week then ;B
CC got his clicky pens by stealing them away from Jeysie and me!!!
Oh, and thanks Jafar!! >click< >click< >click< >click<
Quote from: Jafar on May 13, 2005, 07:19:24 PMTell me where YOU got clicky pens and I shall tell you where I got them. :P
They're in the same room where all the other office supplies are ofcourse. :D
Quote from: Questing Character on May 15, 2005, 12:02:29 PMCC got his clicky pens by stealing them away from Jeysie and me!!!
Now, now, there's no reason to take such a negative attitude to it. First of all, Jeysie shouldn't have brought any clicky pens into the asylum when she visited you, and secondly:
Quote from: Questing Character on May 15, 2005, 12:02:29 PM>click< >click< >click< >click<
this.
Oh well...
/me snatches clicky pen from Q's hands and puts it in the office supply room.
It's for your own good, you know. First you must get rid of this clicking obsession so your contact with clicky pens must be limited to therapy sessions. 8)
I got my clicky pens from the office supplies store thats in my freezer. :P
Thanks for the info Jafar!
>raids Jafar's freezer for clicky pens< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click<
P.S. CC, my therapist is making me go cold turkey!! What else am I supposed to do? :'(
Quote from: Questing Character on May 16, 2005, 04:31:27 PMP.S. CC, my therapist is making me go cold turkey!! What else am I supposed to do? :'(
Obviously your therapist made a judgement-error concerning your affiliation with clicky pens. I will inform him
immediately. Also, he will be reprimanded for providing me with false information in his latest reports. 8)
Quote from: Questing Character on May 16, 2005, 04:31:27 PM>raids Jafar's freezer for clicky pens< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click<
However, I fear now you're suffering from an OD so I'm afraid I'm going to have to take away all but one of your current clicky pens. I'll leave one for the time being to compensate for your cold turkey-situation. :pokerface:
I knew hanging out in the asylum would be asking for trouble, but did I listen? Nooo! Ladies and gents, I'm now the newest patient. Now excuse me while I try to find a way out of here. Bye! :P
And anyone who tells me that I can't escape will be polymorphed!
welcome aboard swift :D
Well, I'm back for another visit. How are you nuts doing? XD
You can't escape! Nya Nya Nya Nah Nah! :suffer:
*turns Jafar into a bag of nuts*
Raforever: These are my nuts. I think they're doing fine.
I'll get the person responsible for bringing me here! Mark my words! And when I do... :suffer:
You'll never escape the Asylum!!! :suffer:
Don't worry Jafar shes just hallucinating that she turned you into a bag of nuts ;P
Are you sure? I'm feeling kind of nutty... maybe she did do it. :S
It says in her profile that she hallucinates :P
It does not >:(
I checked the profile and it's not there, therefore I am not imagining things. :P
*turns Racx into a bag of peanuts*
*grumbles* This must be some ploy to get me to post more often, and it's working!
Uh oh. She's on to us! :o
Quote from: Swift on May 22, 2005, 07:00:37 AM
It does not >:(
I checked the profile and it's not there, therefore I am not imagining things. :P
*turns Racx into a bag of peanuts*
*grumbles* This must be some ploy to get me to post more often, and it's working!
Whoa there really isn't anything there about you hallucinating :-\
Maybe I should go add that now ;P
BTW do we really need two bags of peanuts? :P
Peanuts?.... why is it that i feel hungry again...
....peanuts taste good..... *starts drooling*
XD
I am a peanut*starts singing*
*offers Racx, Jafar and Kimoki-chan the peanuts to Raforever*
Here ya go! Enjoy!
LN, a little birdie has told me that I have you to thank for signing me up for this place.
*turns LN into a pumpkin*
:suffer:
Revenge is sweet.
Quote from: Swift on May 22, 2005, 07:23:41 PM
*turns LN into a pumpkin*
:suffer:
Revenge is sweet.
XD
RaF? If you eat me, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life.
Just letting you know. :P
If you eat me RaF then I will use the toilet smiley against you ;P
Quote from: racx on May 22, 2005, 05:56:14 AMIt says in her profile that she hallucinates :P
Quote from: Swift on May 22, 2005, 07:00:37 AMIt does not >:(
I checked the profile and it's not there, therefore I am not imagining things. :P
You silly girl/woman (please feel free to cross out the one's that's not applicable :P)! Not the
forum's profile, but the
Asylum's profile! 8)
Quote from: racx on May 22, 2005, 09:47:30 AMWhoa there really isn't anything there about you hallucinating :-\
Maybe I should go add that now ;P
/me points to a certain line on Swift's patient profile
You see now?
Quote from: Raforever on May 22, 2005, 12:24:19 PMPeanuts?.... why is it that i feel hungry again...
....peanuts taste good..... *starts drooling*
Really hungry? Or do you just want it because it tastes good? You know you can really want something to eat without being hungry. :scholar:
Quote from: Swift on May 22, 2005, 07:23:41 PMLN, a little birdie has told me that I have you to thank for signing me up for this place.
*turns LN into a pumpkin*
:suffer:
Revenge is sweet.
A fire-breathing one? You have to hand it to her, she has a vivid imagination!
Quote from: Jafar on May 23, 2005, 07:37:03 AMRaF? If you eat me, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life.
Quote from: racx on May 23, 2005, 09:48:19 AMIf you eat me RaF then I will use the toilet smiley against you ;P
Hmmm, apparently the hallucinogenic (?gr) counterparts of Jafar and racx have found a connection to their forum-counterparts. It looks as if I'm going to have to find a passageway into the other direction.
/me starts looking
You silly cat. Of course I knew Racx was talking about the profile in his patient list, and it's not there.
QuoteSwift - She enjoys polymorphing people into sheep, wants to lock people in jars and make them strip for freedom, made up a freaky song for Jafar: "Jafar the Greenie human, had a very shiney skin. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows! Like a light bulb!"
Although I must say that the description is inaccurate though. I polymorph people into all sorts of things, not just sheep, and have you looked at my whip collection lately?
*turns Copycat into a stuffed toy kitten*
Let's see how much I can sell you on E-bay!
The point is, Swift is a madwoman and must be stopped. ::)
I still say the polymorphing thing is just a hallucination :P
Quote from: racx on May 23, 2005, 09:48:19 AM
If you eat me RaF then I will use the toilet smiley against you ;P
LOL OMG ROFL GAG LOL HAHAHAHAHHAHAH WTF ROFFOL GAG LOL *starts crying from laughter* lol GAG ROFL..
(10 minutes later)
...ok...ok...lol.... i wont eat you...heheh.. lol... hahaha
maybe I SHOULD post that somewhere XB
btw, i just had breakfeast so i'm stuffed (for now ....) ;B
Quote from: Swift on May 23, 2005, 07:01:11 PMYou silly cat. Of course I knew Racx was talking about the profile in his patient list, and it's not there.
his is the operative word here. :scholar:
Quote from: Swift on May 23, 2005, 07:01:11 PM*turns Copycat into a stuffed toy kitten*
Let's see how much I can sell you on E-bay!
Ha! You missed me, instead you got one of my guard-cats. :P
/me watches as the other guard cats close in on Swift from all directions
. :evil:
*CC immediately puts the Ebay auction on his snipe-list*. :pokerface:
*teleports to safety, and then freezes the guard cats*
Quotehis is the operative word here.
If you have another list, why don't you share it with us and avoid confusion? ::)
Quote*teleports to safety, and then freezes the guard cats*
You may of stopped the cats, but can you defeat the poorly fed cougars? :P
Jafar, as my assigned protector, you shall eat them for me, or will you not heed the call of your paladin duty?
NOW you want me to protect you! ::)
I thought you didn't like having a "babysitter". ;P
I think I'll heed the call of my feet and run in the opposite direction now... :P
Anywayz there ain't much a peanut can do ;P
Unless you were to change him back ::) XD
Useless guardian! :P
Racx, thanks for reminding me that he's still a peanut.
*offers Jafar the peanut to the hungry cougars*
Here! Take this! Eat! Peanut marshmallow! Yummy!
Useless? I saved your life, ya know!
Put me down, you pointy-eared maniac! :o
*Suddenlt, the Crazy Bus bursts through the door and the driver pulls Jafar in*
That was close! :sweating:
Thanks, Funny Clown. :P
Cool! *thinks* That bus might be the key to getting out of here, or at least away from the cougars!
*teleports into the bus*
Looks like you've stapped right into my truck! :sneaky:
Trapped right into my step.
Stepped into my trap, there we go. :P
*Anti Teleport Shields activate and the Crazy Bus song starts playing endlessly*
Crazy Bus! Crazy Bus! Riding on the Crazy Bus!
Riding up, riding down! Driven by a funny clown!
Wacky Zoony Goofy Spoony
High as a plane or balloon-y!
Crazy Bus! Come with us, as we Ride rideriderideride! *BEEP BEEP*
Crazy Bus, not a Shmazy Bus, don't make a fuss, just come with us!
/me shouts over the music: "Help me and Rober- er, MangoMercury escape, or you'll never get off this bus! :suffer:
I'm sure this bus is Bob's! Otherwise your all gonna be stuck there a while :P
Bob could never own the Crazy Bus, for he always rejects his insanity!
He could have hired it ;P
Still unlikely. The music hurts his ears. :P
Actually it's rather catchy. I'm going to sit here for a while to listen to it before we both work together to find a way out. How's that?
*hums to the song*
Sounds like a plan to me. I'll even forgive you for the peanut thing. :)
Of course Bob didn't hire it XD
I did :P
I wanted revenge for my peanut transformation >:( ;P
Quote from: Swift on May 25, 2005, 09:11:37 AM*offers Jafar the peanut to the hungry cougars*
Here! Take this! Eat! Peanut marshmallow! Yummy!
*cougars completely disregard the Peanut dangling in front of them, their eyes fixed at the one that intruded into their territory*
Quote from: Swift on May 25, 2005, 09:32:23 AMCool! *thinks* That bus might be the key to getting out of here, or at least away from the cougars!
*teleports into the bus*
Curses! Foiled again!
Quote from: racx on May 25, 2005, 10:04:03 AMOf course Bob didn't hire it XD
I did :P
Or have I...? :pleased:
*cougars gather beneath the Crazy BUS, hovering in the common room, looking up*
Oh, and BTW, ofcourse the Crazy Bus can magicly appear inside the Asylum Walls, and can disappear again. However all contents in that bus whilst travelling to and from the Asylum will be inspected. Any contents that can be used to inflict any damage to the Asylum or its inhabitants is confiscated when entering, and given back when leaving. Anything that is in the bus when it is leaving, and was not when it entered is simply confiscated and put back into the Asylum, including people. 8)
I`ll say it again
:suffer: NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE ASYLUM :suffer:
*turns Jafar back to normal*
I've got an idea! We'll hold the entire KQ9 team hostage until the owner/s of the Asylum declare us sane and free us from this mental hospital! They'll have to if they want KQ9 to be released at all! How's that? :suffer:
But how do we trick them into getting on the Bus? ???
Well, we can use your charm to lure them into the bus, can't we?
I don't think it'll be enough. What we need is... MA'S HOMEBAKED COOKIES! !!!
Perfect! Do you have any?
Actually, I don't...
Well, you're not a Ma, but I'm sure your cooking will do. Get baking! :P
With pleasure.
*turns Jafar into Ma's home baked cookies*
Who wants cookies? Freshly baked cookies right here! Just step right up and claim them!
Wait, wait! This isn't how we planned it! :o
Too bad, dear. You didn't have any cookies with you so I had to improvise. Don't worry. Your sacrifice won't be in vain. :suffer:
Some friend YOU turned out to be. You get a fool-proof escape plan, and I get eaten. :P
Well, I *did* come up with most of the plan. Plus, you're a marshmallow! You're meant to be consumed! :P
You did not...just...say... >:(
*Goes back to normal due to a plot hole*
*Eats Swift and gets Magic Ability*
Sorry, but nobody can go around saying stuff like that about marshmallows and get away with it. :suffer:
*laughs* I was wondering when you would use your kirby powers and eat me. I shall virtually mark this day on my calendar in my head.
*teleports out of Jafar*
<3 <3 <3 <3 KIRBY!! ^_^ **huggles** So irresistable...
Sorry, but my stomach is teleport proof. :P
You don't know how many times I resisted eating you.
*gets out of Jafar due to a plot device*
Hey, if you can revert back to normal due to a plot hole, so can I. :P
*polymorphs Swift into a cookie and eats the cookie* :D
*grabs the script from inside Jafar's stomach and rewrites everything, turning back time from where both Jafar and I weren't patients at the Asylum*
There. Now all we have to do is to make sure we don't get admitted back in. How's that?
*coughchickencough* :P
Sounds like a plan. All we have to do is act sane and the managers won't admit us. How hard could it be? :)
*resists the urge to turn Jafar into a chicken*
Shouldn't be so hard at all!
*acts sane*
*checks his list*
You are both still there ;P
Then let us out! We're sane!
Agreed! We're sane people! Don't trap us here! :'(
Nah its ok, you can stay ;P
/me hacks into the website and removes him, Swift, and Mango from the list
Nope, we definately shouldn't be here. :angel:
Your still on the list ;P
Remember:
"You can nevahz escape the Asylum!!!"
*turns Racx into a mouse and traps him in a cage*
You shall be my prisoner until you let us out of the Asylum. :suffer:
Mouse is better than peanut :P
Alright then, how about turning you into a worm?
*turns Racx into a worm and puts him in a jar*
Now will you let us out?
Its so cool being a worm :D
Now I can do Earth Worm Jim impersonations XD
*fills up plot holes and puts airholes in the lid of the jar racxworm is being held in* 8)
What if the list suddenly changes and my name disappears? ::)
How could that happen ??? :P
How should I know? :P
Quote from: Raforever on May 26, 2005, 07:27:26 PMWhat if the list suddenly changes and my name disappears? ::)
That's why there's a copy held in the Asylum vault for safe keeping. :scholar:
Bob and I have many copies of the list ;P
Destroying one won't do much good XD :P
:'(
*goes back to the drawing board*
Dang XD
Quote from: Swift on May 28, 2005, 07:03:42 AM
:'(
*goes back to the drawing board*
Well, just remember that you brought this on yourself. (Well, I guess LN helped too, but Wabbaever) :P
It's not her fault she's crazy.... its OURS XD
Why do you want to get out of the asylum? It's happy! :P And I believe everyone's insane. We're just that amzing people who can bring it out of people. :P
I don`t what i would do if I ever got out. :P
The world would just throw me back in ;B
btw. Rosella said it all: WE ROCK XD
If I got out of the aylum I'd just become an activist for the "Listening to Simple Plan is NOT a bad thing" group :P
*listens to My Christmas List*
....THEY should be in the asylum XD
You're the one listening to Christmas music in May ::) "Santa's coming tonight and I want a car..." Ok so that's all I remember! :P
Quote from: Rosella on May 29, 2005, 01:32:42 PM
You're the one listening to Christmas music in May ::)
XD its the only song i have from them. My sister has a couple more though . :P
Then listen to other music :P You have a little over a month to wait until Christmas in July XD
Its a living :P
And IMHO, Good Charlotte is better atm :P
Never heard it :-\
GASP! *forces Good Charlotte on Raf* Muahahahahaha! Oh wait, I'm supposed to be innocent :angel:
O.O innocent.... :o
http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?board=36;action=display;threadid=2440 And don't try to say you didn't know about it! You POSTED in it! (:suffer:)
The stuff i get myself into... ::)
The stuff I make people get themselves into ;D
Quote from: Rosella on May 29, 2005, 12:10:36 PMAnd I believe everyone's crazy. We're just that amzing people who can bring it out of people. :P
That's not what the Asylum's here for, crazy people. They can take prefect care of themselves, I'm the living example of that. We're only here to take care of the
insane ones. 8)
Fine. See edited post. Better? ;P
Quote from: Rosella on May 29, 2005, 03:15:09 PMFine. See edited post. Better? ;P
It was just fine as it was, no need to edit it. :yes:
But I was trying to emphasize the point that everyone should be in the asylum :P
Quote from: Rosella on May 29, 2005, 03:24:07 PMBut I was trying to emphasize the point that everyone should be in the asylum :P
Everyone
is in the Asylum, at one point or another, just not in the same 'capacity'(?).
QuoteWhy do you want to get out of the asylum?
Why, the challenge of escape, of course! ;D
It's so that I have a bigger group of victims to polymorph. Did I just say that aloud? Rats, I really shouldn't have. ;]
I wouldn't worry too much about Swift's posts, most of the time she's hallucinating anyway so she's pretty harmless. 8)
Yeah, and the polymorphing is one of the biggest hallucinations anyone has ever had so far :-\
Swift has got a long path to recovery ;P ::)
Quote from: racx on June 01, 2005, 06:05:51 AMSwift has got a long path to recovery ;P ::)
Indeed, but no matter what (I have to do), I will not waver from my mission to rid her from that vile disease. 8)
Quote from: racx on June 01, 2005, 06:05:51 AM
Yeah, and the polymorphing is one of the biggest hallucinations anyone has ever had so far :-\
Swift has got a long path to recovery ;P ::)
poor poor Swift :-\
*gives Swift CC's credit card :suffer:
Have fun XD
Quote from: Raforever on June 01, 2005, 05:54:15 PM*gives Swift CC's credit card :suffer:
Have fun XD
a) what could Swift do with a creditcard within the Asylum?
b) I don't have a creditcard so I wonder whose you swiped. :pokerface:
I could use that credit card to
1) buy powerful escaping tools
2) bribe the top people into removing my name from the list
3) buy WMD to blow up an exit for me, but that would fall under 1 technically speaking
4) buy stuff to pamper myself once I'm out
You're only buying stuff for yourself? What about your bestest friend? :P
Alright then... what do you want?
Hmm....now that you mention it, I don't really need anything. It's the thought that counts though. :P
As for the person that give you the the creditcard, I just want a Bigmac with large fries, and a family sized drink...let me think.... got any guarana? If there isnt that coke would be fine XD
Want anything cc? cat? kels? Jaf? Daniel? Neil? Jesse? Raf? oh wait... thats me XD
Quote from: copycat on June 02, 2005, 02:49:29 PM
Quote from: Raforever on June 01, 2005, 05:54:15 PM*gives Swift CC's credit card :suffer:
Have fun XD
a) what could Swift do with a creditcard within the Asylum?
b) I don't have a creditcard so I wonder whose you swiped. :pokerface:
1) ever heard of buying stuff though the internet? ;D
2) Good question :pokerface:
Maybe Raf gave out his own credit card and was having delusions that it was yours Bob XD
Quote from: Raforever on June 04, 2005, 12:49:29 PM
Want anything cc? cat? kels? Jaf? Daniel? Neil? Jesse? Raf? oh wait... thats me XD
So I don't get a capital letter? Oh my gosh. I can't believe you. BUT, I want a webcam, backstage tickets and airplane tickets to a Jesse McCartney concert, and endless amount of these really good cupcakes, my own private jet to go absolutely anywhere with *continues rambling*
Quote from: Swift on June 03, 2005, 05:38:25 AM1) buy powerful escaping tools
2) bribe the top people into removing my name from the list
3) buy WMD to blow up an exit for me, but that would fall under 1 technically speaking
4) buy stuff to pamper myself once I'm out
Only thing is: item 1 and 3 would never get past the entrance. The 3rd one would be detected even before it came near (enough). 8)
As for item 2): You would try to bribe me with my own creditcard? ::)
Quote from: Raforever on June 04, 2005, 12:49:29 PM1) ever heard of buying stuff though the internet? ;D
Yes, only every page that is accessed through the Asylum's internet connection is scanned, and if it contains a box for filling in credit card numbers, it is blocked.
Quote from: racx on June 05, 2005, 11:09:43 AMMaybe Raf gave out his own credit card and was having delusions that it was yours Bob XD
Interesting theory you put forward there, assistant. :yes:
I've decided. I want The Triforce! And the Eternal Sword! And a quarter! And a Nintendo Revolution! And the Mega Buster! And the Chaos Emeralds! And the Moonstone Cannon! And....
*gives Jafar a quarter* ::) There 1/7 of your list complete. Now Swift has the job of finding all this stuff. :suffer:
Quote from: Rosella on June 06, 2005, 04:34:30 AM*gives Jafar a quarter* ::) There 1/7 of your list complete. Now Swift has the job of finding all this stuff. :suffer:
And what's even more important is: whose account will be billed, if she manages to get by my internet filter that is. 8)
Ofcourse I also have no idea what Jafar is talking about. ::)
Just as soon as I've finished shopping for my own things, Jaf. :D
*goes online shopping*
Quote from: copycat on June 05, 2005, 03:19:10 PM
Interesting theory you put forward there, assistant. :yes:
Glad you agree! :D
Quote from: Swift on June 10, 2005, 04:09:19 AM*goes online shopping*
*looks at internet monitoringtool with great satsifaction as it successfully blocks ever billing page* :pleased:
Quote from: racx on June 10, 2005, 11:47:33 AMGlad you agree! :D
When you put forth something noteworthy, it deserves (my) due attention. It needn't always be something negative I have to bring to your attention. :scholar:
Quote from: racx on June 05, 2005, 11:09:43 AM
Maybe Raf gave out his own credit card and was having delusions that it was yours Bob XD
For your satisfaction:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM BOOOOOOOOB MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOOOOOB BOOOB HAIL BOOOOB HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH MWHAHAHAHAHAHA BOOOOB HHEEHEHEHHE BOOOOOB ::)
For my satisfaction:
I don`t have a credit card :P (must have been the asylums credit card XD )
AND these blocking programs dont always work... :P
There are ways around firewalls.
Not that I would know any... :angel:
Quote from: Raforever on June 11, 2005, 05:17:54 PMI don`t have a credit card :P (must have been the asylums credit card XD )
I know from experience companies (or institutions) can't have their own creditcard. Those cards are issued to physical persons only. Henceforth, the Asylum's creditcard is issued to
me, thus [/b]my[/b] creditcard. :scholar:
Quote from: Raforever on June 11, 2005, 05:17:54 PMAND these blocking programs dont always work... :P
Why do you think I'm monitoring the blocking program? :pokerface:
Quote from: Jafar on June 11, 2005, 08:48:01 PMThere are ways around firewalls.
Allow me to enlighten you a bit:
Firewall= blocking/stealthing a pc's ports so hackers can't pass them.
Filter=Program that blocks certain pages on the internet, according to the rules set forth in the settings
It's not the Firewall that needs to be bypassed, since that has nothing to do with it, but the Filter. :scholar:
Told you guys it was CC`s credit card :P
/me spams the blocking program while sending actual dada while CC is lost among the adds
XD
Quote from: Raforever on June 12, 2005, 02:45:19 PMTold you guys it was CC`s credit card :P
All I told you was that if there was a credit card to the institution, it would be on my name, but since I have no credit card, the Asylum doesn't have one either.
Quote from: Raforever on June 12, 2005, 02:45:19 PM/me spams the blocking program while sending actual dada while CC is lost among the adds
XD
You can only spam an (-mail) account, not a server, have you gone completely
mad!? j/k on that last part. So... *whilst the spam is blocking up Swift's e-mail account, CC is still monitoring the (unsuccessful) attemps of her to access a credit card-page.* 8)
he i just reilized i was admited and by the way on the list you have my name wrong i'm now MATTANDALEX :stabs:
You have a split personality too? XD
Yeah, definitely split personality XD
*Adds that to patient list* :P
Quote from: MATTANDALEX on June 17, 2005, 05:29:30 PMby the way on the list you have my name wrong i'm now MATTANDALEX :stabs:
See, that's where you're wrong. you may
think you've changed your name, but when I put my cursor on your profile name I can still see your
original name and you can flip flop with your personalities all you want, that's what you'll be called inhere. :scholar:
No my name is MATTANDALEX :stabs:
Quote from: MATTANDALEX on June 18, 2005, 04:40:02 PMNo my name is MATTANDALEX :stabs:
Okay, if the subtle approach won't work, I'm going to have to step it up a bit.You can call yourself what you want, but just as Pindarus, and Mango, you will answer to the name
Homestar Runner in this Asylum. :pokerface:
I don't know any "Homestar Runner" except for the character in a website >:( :stabs: :stabs: :stabs:
Quote from: MATTANDALEX on June 19, 2005, 06:21:38 PMI don't know any "Homestar Runner" except for the character in a website >:( :stabs: :stabs: :stabs:
Your problem, not mine.
(http://home.scarlet.be/~pin22973/HR.png)
Note to mods: sorry for stretching the forum a little, but if I had downsized it it might have been a bit too hard to read. ;]
I'll change the list to say MATTANDALEX and note that he has Multiple Personality Disorder :P
Don't forget the stabbing obsession. :stabs:
I don't have a stabing obsession :stabs:
(edit-woo 700 posts) :stabs:
No, I'd say it's more of an addiction. Or maybe a hobby. :P
let me see theres one stab, 2, 3 ,4 ,5 ,6, 8, 14, 57, 9738, 457230985435, 540981759817597439025709354, +00 ::) :P ;)
Quote from: copycat on June 13, 2005, 03:12:21 PM
Quote from: Raforever on June 12, 2005, 02:45:19 PM/me spams the blocking program while sending actual dada while CC is lost among the adds
XD
You can only spam an (-mail) account, not a server, have you gone completely mad!? j/k on that last part. So... *whilst the spam is blocking up Swift's e-mail account, CC is still monitoring the (unsuccessful) attemps of her to access a credit card-page.* 8)
XD
*summons a get-out-of-asylum ticket*
With this ticket, I'm out of here! Bye!
"I've got it! Look, Mother, look! The last Golden Ticket! It's mine!"
;D
*stashes himself into Swift`s bags*
Take me with you XD
*sighs*
If it means that I can get out, then fine.
You need to cut down on the snacks though. You're heavy! :-\
*teleports to the exit, and then walks out of the asylum*
Freedom! :D
You can't just let her walk out of the asylum. Somebody! Stop her! *goes back to playing Solitaire*
..I thought everyone knew that the exit sign leads to the electric shock therapy room....
They'll find out when they feel the zapping :D, its like a taser (sp?), only more painful XD
And this is why I don't try to escape. :P
Yeah you're smart XD, I learnt the hard way :-\
Quote from: racx on June 22, 2005, 08:23:55 PMI'll change the list to say MATTANDALEX and note that he has Multiple Personality Disorder :P
I would've preferred
adding the name, not changing it. At least the list in my personal vault is unaffected by this
unauthorised change. :bomb:
Luckily the zapping one experiences when entering the shock therapy room only renders the patient unconscious. 8)
/me orders some guard cats to go and 'pick up' swift and bring her back to her room
Oh, and don't forget to take Raf back out of her bags too. :P
Quotethe list in my personal vault
I'm starting to have my doubts about the existence of your personal patient list... :pokerface:
How come we never see it?
Quote from: Jafar on June 29, 2005, 08:15:10 AMI'm starting to have my doubts about the existence of your personal patient list... :pokerface:
How come we never see it?
My list is not as elaborate as my assistant's, it just states the name of the inhabitants of the Asylum, not bothered by any nick-changes. Since my staff also uses the original (nick)names in their reports, it's very important to me that list stays as it is, so I know who's who, if I were to need it (which has not been the case until now, but you never know). 8)
Is this asylum like the one in the movie "One Flew Over The Coo-coo's Nest"? :stabs:
Quote from: MATTANDALEX on June 30, 2005, 02:05:51 AMIs this asylum like the one in the movie "One Flew Over The Coo-coo's Nest"?
Can't say for sure as I've never seen that movie, and even if I had, I probably wouldn't remember it, but I'm guessing 'no'. 8)
Well if it is, it wasn't deliberate because I have also never seen that movie
Quote from: racx on July 01, 2005, 02:46:57 AMWell if it is, it wasn't deliberate because I have also never seen that movie
And you built the new wing too. 8)
Yep, so definitely no reference 8)
Good thing suitcases dont conduct eletricity :P
The metal ones do! XD
Quote from: Raforever on July 02, 2005, 10:46:31 AMGood thing suitcases dont conduct eletricity :P
Huh ???
Quote from: Yonkey on July 02, 2005, 01:12:00 PM
The metal ones do! XD
IT WASNT METAL!!!!!!!!!
(good thing i got that cleared XD)
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- Swift: i was going to use CC's credit card... was it CC's? can't remember, but he keeps blocking all the credit card pages
- Rafael: lol
- Rafael: maybe if we do it by mail
- Rafael: *mails credit card*
- Swift: :)
- Rafael: *big package arrives*
- Rafael: acme express
- Rafael: i just assembled what came with the package
- Rafael: an acme Wall Eater
- Swift: cool
- Swift: can it chew up the walls in the asylum?
- Rafael: i'm not sure
- Rafael: CC has been adding some crazy things to the walls
- Swift: we can always try!
- Rafael: *dashes to the asylum thread*
/me turns the Wall Eater on
YAAAAHHHHOOOOOO!!
Quote from: Jafar's kid on July 03, 2005, 09:05:51 AM/me turns the Wall Eater on
YAAAAHHHHOOOOOO!!
/me watches the monitor as the Wall Eater tries to chew its way through the Asylum walls, and pass out due to exhaustion
*buys ten new Walleaters*
Go out and rid the asylum of the walls! :suffer:
Quote from: Swift on July 07, 2005, 01:57:48 AM*buys ten new Walleaters*
You really think I'm going to let you get away with that Walleater-stuff
twice?
/me confiscates Walleaters as they get delivered to the Asylum mail room
Quote from: copycat on July 06, 2005, 03:26:37 PM
Quote from: Jafar's kid on July 03, 2005, 09:05:51 AM/me turns the Wall Eater on
YAAAAHHHHOOOOOO!!
/me watches the monitor as the Wall Eater tries to chew its way through the Asylum walls, and pass out due to exhaustion
*helps by eating walls too* XD
Quote from: Raforever - Master of Rafs on July 08, 2005, 07:45:40 PM*helps by eating walls too* XD
Your set of teeth is most definitely
not suited to chew your way through that. At least those Wall Eaters managed to gnaw away 1 nanometer before they passed out from exhaustion but
you? ::)
...my teeth hurt :'(
Just swallow the walls whole! ;P
To swallow something whole, you're going to have to put it into your mouth first. 8)
Quote from: Jafar on July 13, 2005, 07:16:33 AM
Just swallow the walls whole! ;P
How do you expect me to digest that thing? These brocoli flavored bricks are impossible to eat :P
Broccoli! *licks wall*
And Rosella proves, once again, that she really DOES belong in the asylum
Yuck! Brocolli walls! :X
Can I get mine replaced?
I want cherry flavor with a tootsie roll center. ;D
I just want a chocolate one ;D
Quote from: Jafar on July 14, 2005, 09:33:00 AM
Yuck! Brocolli walls! :X
Can I get mine replaced?
I want cherry flavor with a tootsie roll center. ;D
Don't know what tootsie rolls are so no!
And even if I did I would say no because it would be something that you like and want to eat ;P
Okay...how about eggplant? I can't stand eggplant. ;P
Sure if you feel like paying for the new walls :P
/me gives Jason the money for the new walls. :P
Quote from: racx on July 15, 2005, 10:59:15 AM
Don't know what tootsie rolls are so no!
Tootsie Roll (http://pkwiv.hp.infoseek.co.jp/mre/pics/dsc00044.jpg)
QuoteTootsie Roll, love that chocolatey chew
Tootsie Roll I think I'm in love with you
'Cause everything it is that I think I see, becomes a Tootsie Roll to me
;P
Quote from: Jafar on July 15, 2005, 12:15:20 PM
/me gives Jason the money for the new walls. :P
and where/when/who did you obtain this money (from)? :pokerface:
there´s a certain credit card running around the place XD
Quote from: racx on July 15, 2005, 10:59:15 AM
Don't know what tootsie rolls are so no!
You know, I explained them to you once. XD
Quote from: racx on July 15, 2005, 10:59:15 AMAnd even if I did I would say no because it would be something that you like and want to eat ;P
Maybe we could put a small (extra) layer of whatever flavor the patient in that room wants on that part of the wall. 8)
Quote from: Raforever - Master of Rafs on July 15, 2005, 03:03:08 PMthere´s a certain credit card running around the place XD
That doesn't mean there's an ATM you can use it in. :scholar:
'Night everybody! :zzz:
Quote from: copycat on July 16, 2005, 07:11:28 PM
Quote from: racx on July 15, 2005, 10:59:15 AMAnd even if I did I would say no because it would be something that you like and want to eat ;P
Maybe we could put a small (extra) layer of whatever flavor the patient in that room wants on that part of the wall. 8)
w00t!! !!!
!!! !!! iiI WANT CHOCOLATE I WANT CHOCOLATE!! !!! !!! !!!
Quote from: copycat on July 16, 2005, 07:11:28 PM
Quote from: Raforever - Master of Rafs on July 15, 2005, 03:03:08 PMthere´s a certain credit card running around the place XD
That doesn't mean there's an ATM you can use it in. :scholar:
*points to a little hole in the asylum´s outer wall*
The machine ate that bit before blowing up and guess what? I can reach the ATM in the street from there ;D pretty cool eh? :D
XD
So you're trying to encourage licking walls? XD
what do you have against licking walls? :pokerface:
Well if the point of an asylum is to cure us from our insanity, encouraging licking walls may not be the best thing. XD
It´s part of the treatment so don´t question it ;)
I can question what I want! I'm just not sure if it'll get me anywhere. XD
it will! so just lick your wall already XD
*goes to his chocolate flavored wall so he can worshop it* ;B
And who said they installed your chocolate wall already? ::)
that´s why i'm worshiping it now XD
if it was already installed i would be eating/licking it instead ;)
I'll never understand the workings of this asylum. ::)
no one does, and will ever be able too XD
we´re are stuck in here all for good, so let´s make the best outa of it and get more flavored walls XD
On second thought, I'll never understand Raf. ::)
what i say? XD
Thats not Raf, thats OB's evil twin. ;P
Well, it was Raf when I posted that. :P
Quote from: Rosella on July 15, 2005, 03:22:45 PM
You know, I explained them to you once. XD
Yeah you did to :P
Me have bad memory XD
:suffer: :suffer: fear me!! :suffer: :suffer:
:suffer: mwahahaha :suffer:
:suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
Creepy...
But I hardly need to fear you, "being" Lolotte and all. :P
Quote from: The New OB on July 17, 2005, 12:21:49 PM*points to a little hole in the asylum´s outer wall*
The machine ate that bit before blowing up and guess what? I can reach the ATM in the street from there ;D pretty cool eh? :D
??? What machine ate that bit? Yes, there's an ATM in the Asylum's outer wall, but (for obvious reasons) it can't be reached from within. In fact, it's on the outside of the
visitor's only-section. 8)
Quote from: Rosella on July 18, 2005, 06:03:53 AMWell, it was Raf when I posted that. :P
And in this Asylum everyone is addressed with their registered (original) name, so there's no confusion possible. The more people addressing the patient with his original name, the better chance we have of success. 8)
Quote from: The New OB on July 17, 2005, 12:49:29 PMIt´s part of the treatment so don´t question it ;)
*looks at Raf's treatment schedule*
Nope, it isn't. This is a one-time (a month? :P) favor to
all the patients, even though they all have different treatment schedules. :scholar:
Quote from: Lollotte on July 20, 2005, 09:44:29 PMBut I hardly need to fear you, "being" Lolotte and all. :P
*looks at Lolotte's post count*
Too new. However, I'll be keeping a close eye on your mental (in)stability! :pokerface:
I'm sure she'll be in the asylum soon. I mean, if Jason is adding people who aren't even KQIX members, adding an active member should be no problem. ;P
Quote from: Rosella on July 21, 2005, 02:33:15 PM
I'm sure she'll be in the asylum soon. I mean, if Jason is adding people who aren't even KQIX members, adding an active member should be no problem. ;p
How right you are XD
Quote from: Rosella on July 21, 2005, 02:33:15 PMadding an active member should be no problem. ;P
It's not because she's (too) active, but because she has too little posts for me to base my analysis on! 8)
HAHAHA! But I have played King's Quest for ten years--and have been trying to spread KQ mania since I started playing (in Kindergarten I might add), so I think I'm VERY insane, as far as KQ is concerned.
Oh, and I'd have to be, if I'm "Lolotte." Who in their right mind would want to be Lolotte? ??? :P.
You're definitely not insane then :P, the asylum definitely isn't the place for you at the moment XD
welcome aboard XD
Quote from: racx on July 23, 2005, 09:03:39 AM
You're definitely not insane then :P, the asylum definitely isn't the place for you at the moment XD
Hmmm...I could be a psychiatric nurse then! Y'all need some mental "guidance" anyways... ;D
Oh, and thanks, LM!
A nurse? coool :D XD
it was getting lame with all these guys running around trying to lock us up in the padded rooms ;B
btw don´t tell CC that ;)
Quote from: Louisiana Monkey on July 27, 2005, 10:39:55 AM
A nurse? coool :D XD
it was getting lame with all these guys running around trying to lock us up in the padded rooms ;B
btw don´t tell CC that ;)
We'd never put you in a padded room :P, we put you in the sphere shaped room to cause you discomfort :P :suffer:
....and all this time i thought it was the effect of the medication XD
what are the odds of me getting to use one of the hamsters balls to move around? ;B
Yeah we thought it would keep you entertained :D
Now, we've engineered plexiglas boxes on wheels that we can take you mental patients on field trips in. It's very exciting! :P
It's the Pope-mobile! XD
;P
THIS IS MY HUNDRETH POST!!
As the Official KQIX Psychiatric Nurse, I propose we take all the mental patients to the zoo in our wonderful new plexi boxes to be gawked at by tourists. 8)
But I don't WANNA be gawked at! :P
Don't worry, you'll barely notice--after all, there are animals there as well! :P
Besides, you guys DO need to get out of the Asylum for a day.
I think they have enough fun trying to escape :P
Quote from: Lollotte on July 30, 2005, 05:05:49 PM
THIS IS MY HUNDRETH POST!!
As the Official KQIX Psychiatric Nurse, I propose we take all the mental patients to the zoo in our wonderful new plexi boxes to be gawked at by tourists. 8)
BTW you should add "Official KQIX Psychiatric Nurse" to your sig XD
Quote from: Lollotte on July 30, 2005, 06:10:59 PM
Don't worry, you'll barely notice--after all, there are animals there as well! :P
we´ll blend right in XD
Quote from: Louisiana Monkey on July 30, 2005, 10:47:16 PM
Quote from: Lollotte on July 30, 2005, 06:10:59 PM
Don't worry, you'll barely notice--after all, there are animals there as well! :P
we´ll blend right in XD
Says the monkey from Louisiana. ::)
Quote from: Louisiana Monkey on July 27, 2005, 10:39:55 AMit was getting lame with all these guys running around trying to lock us up in the padded rooms ;B
Please don't refer to my cat staff as 'these guys'. They're very sensitive about their feline identity, you know. And the padded rooms are only meant for patients that are prone to banging against the walls or something, for their own safety.
Quote from: racx_00 on July 28, 2005, 01:14:28 AMWe'd never put you in a padded room :P, we put you in the sphere shaped room to cause you discomfort :P :suffer:
We did? Must've been during my time off then, 'cos I didn't notice. ::)
Quote from: Lollotte on July 30, 2005, 05:05:49 PMAs the Official KQIX Psychiatric Nurse, I propose we take all the mental patients to the zoo in our wonderful new plexi boxes to be gawked at by tourists. 8)
You can propose all you like, but I will not sanction anyone gawking at the patients of this instution.
Quote from: Jafar on July 30, 2005, 05:11:52 PMBut I don't WANNA be gawked at! :P
See above reply. That better?
Quote from: Lollotte on July 30, 2005, 06:10:59 PMBesides, you guys DO need to get out of the Asylum for a day.
What? The garden in the middle of the Asylum is not enough? Besides, thay can get out and do what tyey want as soon as they drop their insane behavior and mental thinking. 8)
Quote from: racx_00 on July 30, 2005, 09:45:09 PMBTW you should add "Official KQIX Psychiatric Nurse" to your sig XD
Have we become official now? In that case, I should change my sig line too. 8)
Ah...the Almighty Director of the Asylum! I couldn't wait to meet you sir. Judging by your post, I am probably one of the few human staff members you have--but no worries. I love felines! However, being medically trained, I think I too can make decisions for the well-being of our patients. :P
Just call on me when you need some assistance!
QuoteBesides, thay can get out and do what tyey want as soon as they drop their insane behavior and mental thinking.
NEVER! >:(
....Lolotte, you may not actually be on the staff. Sometimes around here, it's hard to tell.
But if you are on the staff, would you be so kind as to bring me a clicky pen so that I can write down something for the cooks? :)
Quote from: Lollotte on August 02, 2005, 09:21:48 PMJudging by your post, I am probably one of the few human staff members you have--but no worries. I love felines! However, being medically trained, I think I too can make decisions for the well-being of our patients. :P
Only the manager and the assistant-manager are of the human species in the staff of thie Asylum. The manager ofcourse, has other 'special abilities', so he may not fit totally under the definition of 'human' but most of the time he is.
Quote from: Lollotte on August 02, 2005, 09:21:48 PMJust call on me when you need some assistance!
Seeing as how I managed to keep this Asylum open for so long without your help, I can't see when I would do that. But if you feel you can help to return these poor delusional souls return to sanity again, by all means do. 8)
Quote from: Questing Character on August 03, 2005, 08:25:36 AMBut if you are on the staff, would you be so kind as to bring me a clicky pen so that I can write down something for the cooks? :)
A word of warning: this one is obsessive about clickety pens and if he gets hold of one drives the other patients (even moreso) crazy, so I would advise against giving him one. :scholar:
EDIT (By Yonkey): Fixed quotes. :P
Quote from: copycat on August 02, 2005, 06:36:59 PM
Have we become official now? In that case, I should change my sig line too. 8)
Yeah we might as well be official
*adds it to his sig* :D
Quote from: Questing Character on August 03, 2005, 08:25:36 AM
....Lolotte, you may not actually be on the staff. Sometimes around here, it's hard to tell.
I am definitely a staff member now! I hope that comes with my own penthouse on the Asylum grounds... :P
BTW CC, sir, I believe that in order for our patients to regain a healthy mental condition, they must experience the outside world and the people in it. An Asylum can easily become like prison--the patients can become so disconnected that once they are released, they are brought right back beacuse they can't cope.
I'm also all for teaching Cartesian theories on existence to help the patients become mildly philosophical and introspective. ;D
Hmmm, I recovered pretty well and I never got out XD, I guess it all depends on the condition of the patient and if they have previously tried to escape :D
Quote from: Lollotte on August 04, 2005, 10:43:10 PMI am definitely a staff member now! I hope that comes with my own penthouse on the Asylum grounds... :P
Penthouse? On Asylum grounds? You realise this is all on voluntary basis. If you want a penthouse, you're going to have to pay for one one yourself, and
outside the Asylum grounds. And no, even
I don't have a penthouse.
Quote from: Lollotte on August 04, 2005, 10:43:10 PMBTW CC, sir, I believe that in order for our patients to regain a healthy mental condition, they must experience the outside world and the people in it. An Asylum can easily become like prison--the patients can become so disconnected that once they are released, they are brought right back beacuse they can't cope.
Too much outside interference might lower the effectiveness of the treatment. And you never know what might happen once you're out and about. :scholar:
Quote from: Lollotte on August 04, 2005, 10:43:10 PMI'm also all for teaching Cartesian theories on existence to help the patients become mildly philosophical and introspective. ;D
You want to turn them intro philosophers? I don't think that's a good idea, given the condition of the outside world (the Haven-forum).
Quote from: racx_00 on August 05, 2005, 09:09:15 AMHmmm, I recovered pretty well and I never got out XD, I guess it all depends on the condition of the patient and if they have previously tried to escape :D
IF they are allowed outside, rest assured they'll be acoompanied by enough secutiry staff so they can't escape. 8)
Wow, you are rigid, aren't you? ;) Anyway, any patients who would like to can sign up for my philosophy classes.
Here's a question for all you patients out there:
How good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?
Quote from: Lollotte on August 05, 2005, 06:46:47 PMWow, you are rigid, aren't you?
If you'd been employed as this Asylum as long as I have you'd be that rigid too. :pokerface:
PS: Remember that all changes must be approved by
me.
Yes, sir. Of course. ;D
Quote from: Lollotte on August 05, 2005, 06:46:47 PM
How good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?
Food ???
Since when do we feed them ;P, Don't worry I'm joking :suffer: :P
Quote from: Lollotte on August 05, 2005, 06:46:47 PMHow good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?
I wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\
How do you get aslyum? ???
Quote from: Jafar on August 06, 2005, 02:52:12 AM
Quote from: Lollotte on August 05, 2005, 06:46:47 PMHow good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?
I wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\
*makes note to tell Raf lunch is at a different time* Poor Jafar. Soon enough we'll feed you. Then you can tell me how the salad is. I'm thinking of making the food all organic. :)
Umm...edgarnick, what are you asking? ???
Quote from: Lollotte on August 06, 2005, 07:13:04 PM
Quote from: Jafar on August 06, 2005, 02:52:12 AM
Quote from: Lollotte on August 05, 2005, 06:46:47 PMHow good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?
I wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\
*makes note to tell Raf lunch is at a different time* Poor Jafar. Soon enough we'll feed you. Then you can tell me how the salad is. I'm thinking of making the food all organic. :)
Umm...edgarnick, what are you asking? ???
i was asking how do get in asylum ???
Well, first you need to fill out this huge application... :P
where can i get that
Quote from: Jafar on August 06, 2005, 02:52:12 AMI wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\
Boy, do you live in the past. It's been
ages since that has been resolved by having an agreement with Raf about the number of meal portions he needs at each food time. :scholar:
Quote from: edgarnick on August 07, 2005, 04:37:05 AMi was asking how do get in asylum ???
Do you mean as a patient or as a visitor? As a visitor you can get into the Asylum whenever you want (and get out again even). As a patient, you do not have the luxury of leaving the Asylum, unless the Management Staff decides the patient's presence is no longer needed. 8)
Quote from: Lollotte on August 06, 2005, 07:13:04 PMI'm thinking of making the food all organic. :)
If that is a patient's wish, that can be allowed.
Quote from: Jafar on August 07, 2005, 04:40:05 AMWell, first you need to fill out this huge application... :P
Please disregard that statement.
Quote from: edgarnick on August 07, 2005, 05:23:02 AMwhere can i get that
Decisions to commit someone as a patient into the Asylum are not made lightly. They are based on a person's behavior on the forum and that over a certain number of posts. That number is not fixed but the number of posts you have now, edgarnick, is insufficient to make a serious decision. Therefor, you still have a 'visitor-"status. If/when that changes, is totally up to you. If/when your status changes to 'patient', a team will be dispatched automatically to retrieve you and 'deliver' you to the Asylum patient section. :pokerface:
i think i will be a guest rather :P
Quote from: edgarnick on August 08, 2005, 03:06:04 AMi think i will be a guest rather :P
Good choice. And besides that, you're not eligible for anything else either, atm. 8)
Quote from: Lollotte on August 06, 2005, 07:13:04 PM
I'm thinking of making the food all organic. :)
Ewww! Organic :P
Quote from: racx_00 on August 09, 2005, 10:44:57 AM
Quote from: Lollotte on August 06, 2005, 07:13:04 PM
I'm thinking of making the food all organic. :)
Ewww! Organic :P
You're not a patient, so you can still eat what you want. And even if you were a patient, your obvious dislike for the food category would exclude you anyway from being served such food. 8)
Clearly you have not had organic food, racx! It's not all hippie and gross (believe me, I'm not real big on "intense" vegetables or hippiness), and it's really good for you. Organic food is also scientifically proven to improve your mood and your mental heath, hence the reason why I'm making this proposal. ;D
Quote from: Jafar on August 09, 2005, 11:02:07 AM
Well, to tell you the truth, I've been feeling kind of sane lately... Eating the walls sounds silly now, and the "voices" in my head haven't said anything in weeks, and I'm starting to wonder if they even existed... :P
Quote from: racx_00 on August 09, 2005, 11:06:20 AM
Sounds good :D
But CC will have to run a few tests to prove it :P
So...what kind of tests? Some sort of brain scan?
Quote from: Lollotte on August 09, 2005, 07:12:24 PM
Clearly you have not had organic food, racx! It's not all hippie and gross (believe me, I'm not real big on "intense" vegetables or hippiness), and it's really good for you. Organic food is also scientifically proven to improve your mood and your mental heath, hence the reason why I'm making this proposal. ;D
:)
:) My mood was always up and down :)
:) But now happiness is my friend :)
:) Happiness should be your friend too :)
:) I also found happiness in the beauty of junk food :)
:)
I think SOMEBODY needs to be put in a cell ASAP. ::)
Quote from: copycat on August 07, 2005, 05:18:35 PM
Quote from: Jafar on August 06, 2005, 02:52:12 AMI wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\
Boy, do you live in the past. It's been ages since that has been resolved by having an agreement with Raf about the number of meal portions he needs at each food time. :scholar:
Quote from: edgarnick on August 07, 2005, 04:37:05 AMi was asking how do get in asylum ???
Do you mean as a patient or as a visitor? As a visitor you can get into the Asylum whenever you want (and get out again even). As a patient, you do not have the luxury of leaving the Asylum, unless the Management Staff decides the patient's presence is no longer needed. 8)
Quote from: Lollotte on August 06, 2005, 07:13:04 PMI'm thinking of making the food all organic. :)
If that is a patient's wish, that can be allowed.
Quote from: Jafar on August 07, 2005, 04:40:05 AMWell, first you need to fill out this huge application... :P
Please disregard that statement.
Quote from: edgarnick on August 07, 2005, 05:23:02 AMwhere can i get that
Decisions to commit someone as a patient into the Asylum are not made lightly. They are based on a person's behavior on the forum and that over a certain number of posts. That number is not fixed but the number of posts you have now, edgarnick, is insufficient to make a serious decision. Therefor, you still have a 'visitor-"status. If/when that changes, is totally up to you. If/when your status changes to 'patient', a team will be dispatched automatically to retrieve you and 'deliver' you to the Asylum patient section. :pokerface:
what ever atm is i'm sure i'm not eligablr for it ;P
atm=at the moment
Quote from: Jafar on August 09, 2005, 08:53:01 PMSo...what kind of tests? Some sort of brain scan?
Brain scans are not trustworthy enough. Others have claimed to be sane before you, but relapsed soon afterwards, so I'll be monitoring your behavior closely... 8)
Racx seems to be exhibiting (?sp) strange behavior and his posts also seem very irrational... ::)
/me dispatches a team to apprehend racx and put him into an isolation cell
Okay, racx, follow me...*shuts racx in padded room* There. Sorry, but you'll have to stay there until you get better.
Bah! Do I really need a padded one ???
I don't like padded rooms, they make me wanna sleep all the time XD
Quote from: Lollotte on August 10, 2005, 07:43:07 PMOkay, racx, follow me...*shuts racx in padded room* There. Sorry, but you'll have to stay there until you get better.
Why does everyone think all the (isolation) rooms in the Asylum are
padded ones? Like I already said, there's a limited number of padded rooms, but they're only used if a patient has (physically) self-destructive tendencies. Racx's condition does not appear to be self-destructive, so there is no need to put him in a padded one.
/me moves racx out of the isolation room and relocates him to an un-padded (normal) room
That little stay in the isolation room seems to have done you(r mental stability) good nonetheless 8)
Quote from: copycat on August 11, 2005, 02:39:51 PM
Why does everyone think all the (isolation) rooms in the Asylum are padded ones? Like I already said, there's a limited number of padded rooms, but they're only used if a patient has (physically) self-destructive tendencies. Racx's condition does not appear to be self-destructive, so there is no need to put him in a padded one.
/me moves racx out of the isolation room and relocates him to an un-padded (normal) room
That little stay in the isolation room seems to have done you(r mental stability) good nonetheless 8)
I would like to stay in here a bit longer though, just incase it happens again :-\
Quote from: racx_00 on August 12, 2005, 04:53:14 AMI would like to stay in here a bit longer though, just incase it happens again :-\
Just in case
what happens again? You're still in the Asylumâ,,¢-patient section you know, just not in a padded isolation room anymore. :scholar:
Yeah but I have tendencies of repetitively bashing my head, so padded might be better :-\ :P
I feel like I'm going to go bonkers and start seeing silly songs and dancing in the halls. Maybe I need a strait jacket?
You know somethings wrong when you start SEEING songs. :P
Quote from: copycat on August 11, 2005, 02:39:51 PM
Quote from: Lollotte on August 10, 2005, 07:43:07 PMOkay, racx, follow me...*shuts racx in padded room* There. Sorry, but you'll have to stay there until you get better.
Why does everyone think all the (isolation) rooms in the Asylum are padded ones? Like I already said, there's a limited number of padded rooms, but they're only used if a patient has (physically) self-destructive tendencies. Racx's condition does not appear to be self-destructive, so there is no need to put him in a padded one.
/me moves racx out of the isolation room and relocates him to an un-padded (normal) room
That little stay in the isolation room seems to have done you(r mental stability) good nonetheless 8)
*sigh* Why does NOBODY trust my judgement?!?
*starts bashing head on wall*
Need pad... padded... Need padded room
*continues bashing head*
*puts a fluffy pillow between Jason's head and the wall* Um, I second this suggestion...
Quote from: Rosedragon on August 13, 2005, 03:57:54 PMI feel like I'm going to go bonkers and start seeing silly songs and dancing in the halls. Maybe I need a strait jacket?
A strait jacket might prevent you from dancing in the halls, but it won't impair (?sp) your vision. :pokerface:
Quote from: Lollotte on August 13, 2005, 08:03:59 PM*sigh* Why does NOBODY trust my judgement?!?
Because you lack the proper experience in this line of work. As I said, it's been a while since I last saw racx banging his head against the wall, so I figured he's been cured of that tendency...
Quote from: racx_00 on August 13, 2005, 11:03:02 PM*starts bashing head on wall*
Need pad... padded... Need padded room
*continues bashing head*
...However, your putting him into that padded room seems to have brought up that tendency once more... :-\
/me puts racx into a padded
normal room 8)
You certainly need to talk to racx more. :P
Him bashing his head is rather common
And i DONT eat everything... just most of the stuff.. ;P
Quote from: Raforever on August 14, 2005, 04:09:03 PMYou certainly need to talk to racx more. :P
Him bashing his head is rather common
I don't keep constant surveillance on the ones I've released. And he seems to do a very good job at covering up the bumps on his forehead if he does that. How do
you know it
is rather common? 8)
HA! So I was right! Racx did need a padded room! :scholar: You need to trust me, CC.
*Stops banging his head*
*Sits silently in the room*
You know what I think would be good for my mental health?
On the 12th day of whatever today is the 12th day of
My true asylum managment gave to meeeeee
12 clicky pens
11 ringy bells
10 business cards
9 more clicky pens
8 more ringy bells
7 more business cards
6 more clicky pens
FIIIIVE TRIPS OUT OF HERE
4 more ringy bells
3 more business cards
2 more clicky pens
And a GIANT INFLATABLE CASTLE!!!
See, I presented it as a song, so you'd take it more seriously. 'Cause songs come from the heart. And I mean, wasn't that a touching ballad? :D
Heart?? Whats that ::) :P
Quote from: racx_00 on August 16, 2005, 12:14:27 AM*Stops banging his head*
*Sits silently in the room*
I'm not falling for
that old trick, mate! :scholar:
Quote from: Questing Character on August 16, 2005, 06:43:22 PMYou know what I think would be good for my mental health?
On the 12th day of whatever today is the 12th day of
My true asylum managment gave to meeeeee
12 clicky pens
11 ringy bells
10 business cards
9 more clicky pens
8 more ringy bells
7 more business cards
6 more clicky pens
FIIIIVE TRIPS OUT OF HERE
4 more ringy bells
3 more business cards
2 more clicky pens
And a GIANT INFLATABLE CASTLE!!!
Let's see here, that would be:
- 29 clicky pens
- 23 ringy bells
- 20 business cards
- 5 trips out
- one inflatable castle
Okay, the numbers check out. 8)
Let's see here, clicky pens: denied, ringy bells: denied, business cards: approved, trips out: denied at this stage, inflatable castle: approved, as long as it fits into the Asylum garden. :D
Wow! What a display of patient creativity! Questie, I am touched by your sensitive ballad, but I'm not sure why you want clicky pens, ringy bells, business cards, and an inflatable castle. ???
I'm still touched, however. ;D
Well, at least I got two things....:P
>sits on inflatable throne in inflatable castle and practices handing out business cards to inflatable castle guards<
*walks out to the Asylum garden and pokes the inflatable castle* It's brilliant! !!! XD My personal opinion is that it greatly increases the room stat of the garden. :P
Yes, I've been playing the Sims a lot...Why?
Quote from: Lollotte on August 17, 2005, 07:13:07 PMI am touched by your sensitive ballad, but I'm not sure why you want clicky pens, ringy bells, business cards, and an inflatable castle. ???
Those clicky pens and ringy bells didn't just pop out of his creative head today, you know. The business card is fairly recent though, and the inflatable castle is something completely new.
Quote from: Rosella on August 18, 2005, 01:04:49 PMMy personal opinion is that it greatly increases the room stat of the garden. :P
A garden is not a room in the strict sense of the word, therefor, it has no stats :scholar:
Hmmm...well at least Questie is showing some "business savvy." :P
Quote from: Lollotte on August 18, 2005, 05:51:35 PMHmmm...well at least Questie is showing some "business savvy." :P
Ofcourse, whether that's a
sane thing to be displaying is another matter. ::) :P
Of course. But at least the guy has some ambition. :P
Quote from: copycat on August 17, 2005, 03:09:25 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on August 16, 2005, 12:14:27 AM*Stops banging his head*
*Sits silently in the room*
I'm not falling for that old trick, mate! :scholar:
What trick ???
You encouraging me to bash my head :o
Fine then!!!
*starts bashing head repetitively*
Oh no! Please, racx, stop bashing your head. Have a cup of warm milk and read a novel. We don't want you to get any more brain damage, despite the padding.
*Stops bashing head*
*Drinks cup of warm milk*
Thank you :D
*Reads a novel*
You're welcome. Just enjoy yourself! ;D
How things in the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL' Asylum then? :D
Come by to visit have you? Glad to see you've still not relapsed big time. As you can see, we've still got our work cut out for us. But, there's a new nurse in town! :P
Wait, that's not fair. I've been here the longest, i should be on staff!
Unless you're going to admit me for something silly like recurring memory loss or lurkeritis or something stupid like that. Not that you would.
Hi, Mango. I'm Lollotte--the Official KQIX Asylum Psychiatric Nurse. I'm very pleased to be meeting a former patient! ;D How's your mental health coming along?
I'm feeling better now. May I play with my pet cockatiel while in the asylum? he's such a cute, sweet little bird. *Kisses cockatiel*
*Steals Rosedragon's cockatiel* :P
I'll never give your cockatiel back *pets cockatiel*
:suffer: :P
*knocks Jason over the head, and gives the bird back to Rosedragon* :P
Another disorder you need to fix CC. He's a cleptomaniac(sp?). ;P
Quote from: MangoMercury on August 22, 2005, 03:41:49 PMWait, that's not fair. I've been here the longest, i should be on staff!
What are your qualifications?
Quote from: MangoMercury on August 22, 2005, 03:41:49 PMUnless you're going to admit me for something silly like recurring memory loss or lurkeritis or something stupid like that. Not that you would.
You're right there. This Asylumâ,,¢ doesn't admit someone on trumped up accusations, and certainly not on the grounds you stated. 8)
Quote from: Rosedragon on August 23, 2005, 08:10:18 AMMay I play with my pet cockatiel while in the asylum? he's such a cute, sweet little bird. *Kisses cockatiel*
As long as it's no dog, pets are allowed in the Asylum. Be sure to leave the cockatiel in your room. Even though my cats are trained to suppress their instinct behavior, I'd rather not put it to the test too much. :sweating:
Quote from: Louisiana Night on August 23, 2005, 09:23:47 AM*knocks Jason over the head, and gives the bird back to Rosedragon* :P
Ditto here.
*whacks Jason over the head*
Quote from: Louisiana Night on August 23, 2005, 09:23:47 AMAnother disorder you need to fix CC. He's a cleptomaniac(sp?). ;P
Hmmm, difficult to treat, but we'll do our best. 8)
Jason's a kleptomaniac? Hmmm...don't worry, CC, I'm on it! ;)
PS: I'll make it very clear to the Asylum felines to control themselves around Rosedragon's cockateil.
Wait, this means I can have Spotters in the Asylum? Yaysers!
Hitting me over the head :o
Must be ok to do it to myself then :D
*Starts bashing head repetitively*
:o The poor wall!
*Starts bashing Jason's head with a pillow.* :P
I had a asylum once. :'( But they let me watch the A-TEAM! ;D So I broke out! :'( I want some trash.BAGS! I want some trash.BAGS!..... I miss home. :'( I'm closterfobic so anything under 300 square-miles makes me panic. :o I'm hiding from the white-men.so i'm hiding here.ps don't tell 8)
Quote from: Yonkey on August 24, 2005, 11:15:20 AM
:o The poor wall!
*Starts bashing Jason's head with a pillow.* :P
Thanks for caring about the wall, it was starting to cave in XD
Quote from: Rosella on August 24, 2005, 12:16:14 AMWait, this means I can have Spotters in the Asylum? Yaysers!
'Course you can! 8)
Quote from: racx_00 on August 24, 2005, 01:29:26 AMMust be ok to do it to myself then :D
*Starts bashing head repetitively*
Please notice how I only whacked you
once. Therefor, there is no need to do anything
repetitively. :stars:
Quote from: Mad Man on August 24, 2005, 01:06:08 PMI'm hiding from the white-men.so i'm hiding here.ps don't tell 8)
You're hiding from the white-men
inside an Asylum? Ofcourse, this is probably the last place someone would expect to find an escapee from an Asylum, but you're really tempting fate you know. :pokerface:
Quote from: racx_00 on August 26, 2005, 01:08:00 AMThanks for caring about the wall, it was starting to cave in XD
If you remember, all the walls in the room you're in are padded, and the pads are quite sturdy enough to 'absorb' the strength that is exerted onto them so it doesn't affect the wall behind them. :scholar:
Even though I have been bashing my head for atleast a week ???
Quote from: racx_00 on August 27, 2005, 08:58:39 AMEven though I have been bashing my head for atleast a week ???
We've had plenty of practice with several materials the first time you came round so we could analyse the effect it had on various surfaces and thus create the perfect padding material, soft, yet durable. 8)
Stress caused me to have split personalities this morning. I managed to merge them back into 1, but how likely is a relapse? ???
Split personalities? That is quite complex. Notify me or CC immediately if you think you are someone else, and we'll help you.
Racx--no head bashing! Whenever you feel the need to bash your head, lie flat on the floor and pretend you're sane. Feel free to ask if you want warm milk! :P
When I create different personalities I like to role-play them online. Role-playing is fun! More encouragemnt for my writing.
Quote from: Jafar on August 28, 2005, 07:35:52 PMStress caused me to have split personalities this morning. I managed to merge them back into 1, but how likely is a relapse? ???
Depends on what caused that stress and how likely the chance is of it occuring again. However, your being able to merge them back into 1 is very encouraging and if perfected could possible lead to instant recovery if it happens again, so fast you won't even notice. 8)
If I keep bashing my head will the evil happiness go away?
Quote from: Lollotte on August 28, 2005, 08:38:31 PM
Racx--no head bashing! Whenever you feel the need to bash your head, lie flat on the floor and pretend you're sane. Feel free to ask if you want warm milk! :P
Thanks :D
I don't know but I'm a schizzo and there is this person writing on my computer and she thinks so but I don't but that other person moving my mouse agrees with me and the person that is about to crash my computer (whom I will later kill) also agree's with me, but that person who is in the room with me, even though I'm the only one in the room now as all the crazy people left leaving just me and my perfectly intact sanity in here doesn't agree with me so I don't know what to do... HELP!!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! MY LEFT HAND HAS DECIDED TO KILL MY RIGHT HAND. AAARGH! Bad left hand, Bad left hand. I didn't give you permission to do that yet, you were supposed towait until I finished writing this post!
*Locks left hand in a cage with bars*
<(o_O)> <(O_o)>
Sounds like the war of the body parts, or war of the personalities XD
Quote from: racx_00 on August 30, 2005, 09:56:09 AMIf I keep bashing my head will the evil happiness go away?
That's just it. Those two things are completely unrelated, your sensory feelings and your psychological happy problems. So no, that's just a loss-loss situation. May I suggest a cease and decist (?sp). 8)
Quote from: Deloria on August 30, 2005, 12:03:57 PMI don't know but I'm a schizzo and there is this person writing on my computer and she thinks so but I don't but that other person moving my mouse agrees with me and the person that is about to crash my computer (whom I will later kill) also agree's with me, but that person who is in the room with me, even though I'm the only one in the room now as all the crazy people left leaving just me and my perfectly intact sanity in here doesn't agree with me so I don't know what to do... HELP!!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! MY LEFT HAND HAS DECIDED TO KILL MY RIGHT HAND. AAARGH! Bad left hand, Bad left hand. I didn't give you permission to do that yet, you were supposed towait until I finished writing this post!
*Locks left hand in a cage with bars*
:o Wow, we haven't had one of those inside before. First of all we remove that barred cage and put you in a straight jacket, with added utensils to make sure the hands can't reach any other parts of the body. So tell me, do those other voices in your head make you harm just yourself or other people too when you're around them? :pokerface:
I'm feeling rather sane at the moment, so I'llbe quiet and read a book.
I watched a movie(years ago) about a killer's arms being cloned, how they could attach themselves to the bodies of those without arms, could move around by themselves, and had free will... maybe Deloria watched that movie also(it would explain where the behavior came from).
btw, that movie was messed up/bad(unique though). ;P
Yeah. An overdose of some B vitamins can cause a person to lose sense of their individual body parts. Deloria, I know you've been through some really tough stuff recently, and we're here to help you. Here's my specialty for you--warm milk. *hands cup of warm milk to Deloria* Do you want some honey or lavender in that?
*Continues handing out cups of warm milk to the rest of the patients* :)
Quote from: Rosedragon on August 30, 2005, 03:49:53 PMI'm feeling rather sane at the moment, so I'llbe quiet and read a book.
What kind of book would that be?
Quote from: Lollotte on August 30, 2005, 08:57:22 PM*hands cup of warm milk to Deloria* Do you want some honey or lavender in that?
Ehrm, you seem to have overlooked her current predicament, nurse. Maybe she can just take the cup, but bringing it to her mouth is out of the question. 8)
Ah, yes! Thank you, CC! *Inserts straw in cup and positions straw into Deloria's mouth* Here, so you don't choke, I'll supervise your intake.
Quote from: Lollotte on September 01, 2005, 08:33:32 PMHere, so you don't choke, I'll supervise your intake.
That would be the prudent thing to do with that type of patient, yes. After all, who knows what other unvoluntary muscle movements might occur at one given instant. ::)
I wanna have a straw drink too! But with one of those CRAZY straws! :D
Quote from: Jafar on September 02, 2005, 07:11:06 PM*collapses*
My head! I...it's... AGH!
I'll take over the world if it's the last thing I do!
You know what you doing...
I'm...not again...
Well, who needs these loser personalities when you've got me? ::)
What, another split occured (and mended again in only a few lines)? You see, I told you you'd get faster. 8)
He's not mended. He just has 4 personalities. :P
EDIT: Holy cheese! He just pulled a Raf!
Quote from: Jafar on September 02, 2005, 07:11:06 PM
I wanna have a straw drink too! But with one of those CRAZY straws! :D
:o
What are you going to do? Sue me? :P
I'll let you off this time. :P
Yeah I want a crazy straw with my warm milk, they are so cool :D
Quote from: copycat on August 30, 2005, 01:49:38 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on August 30, 2005, 09:56:09 AMIf I keep bashing my head will the evil happiness go away?
That's just it. Those two things are completely unrelated, your sensory feelings and your psychological happy problems. So no, that's just a loss-loss situation. May I suggest a cease and decist (?sp). 8)
Quote from: Deloria on August 30, 2005, 12:03:57 PMI don't know but I'm a schizzo and there is this person writing on my computer and she thinks so but I don't but that other person moving my mouse agrees with me and the person that is about to crash my computer (whom I will later kill) also agree's with me, but that person who is in the room with me, even though I'm the only one in the room now as all the crazy people left leaving just me and my perfectly intact sanity in here doesn't agree with me so I don't know what to do... HELP!!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! MY LEFT HAND HAS DECIDED TO KILL MY RIGHT HAND. AAARGH! Bad left hand, Bad left hand. I didn't give you permission to do that yet, you were supposed towait until I finished writing this post!
*Locks left hand in a cage with bars*
:o Wow, we haven't had one of those inside before. First of all we remove that barred cage and put you in a straight jacket, with added utensils to make sure the hands can't reach any other parts of the body. So tell me, do those other voices in your head make you harm just yourself or other people too when you're around them? :pokerface:
What are you suggesting? I am perfectly sane and don't know why people don't just arrest myleft hand and let me go. I never hurt myself IT WAS MY LEFT HAND AND IT'S AIMING FOR MY GUT WITH A PAIR OF TOENAIL CLIPPER'S AARRG! HELP ME! GET ME OUT OF THE SAME JACKET AS MY LEFT HAND IS! NOW IT'S AIMING FOR THE NURSE TRYING STAB HER WITH A CORKSCREW FROM THE WINE THAT THAT DRUNK SNUK IN HERE, HELP! HELP! HELP!
Insane till proven otherwise :P
This may seem like a drastic and gory approach, but why don't you just cut off your left hand?
Quote from: Rosedragon on September 03, 2005, 03:26:27 PM
This may seem like a drastic and gory approach, but why don't you just cut off your left hand?
If she does that, there's always the possibility that the hand will still move about and attack her, maybe even attack other people. You never know, the hand itself could be possessed....
QuoteI continue to live through this arm!
Good, Thank you. My left hand is posessed. I am not insane. I am not a schizzo. I am not in denial. I happen to extremely sane and don't know why those people in the white coats don't just let me go, or at least get an exorcist. My right hand is perfectly sane and my left foot is also perfectly sane. It's those other two limbs everynoe has to watch out for. My right foot is also possessed, it's just biding it's time until someone comes close enough, like that nurse in a few minutes, and then it's going to attack. With what I don't know.
*Nurse comess into room* HELP! HELP! MY RIGHT FOOT! IT'S KILLING THE NURSE WIT HA COPY OF THE LAFFER UTILITIES AND LSL7! HELP! HELP! HELP! I know I have a very active imagination.
So you are imagining that your left hand and right foot are possessed? :P
They are possessed. The only thing I was imagining was that they were threatening the nurse with Larry Laffer games. I am not a schizzo. I am not in denial. I am not going to cut off any limbs, as they would still threaten and possibly kill people, and anyway if I did, I would only have one foot left and no hands since my left hand inadvertedly murdered my right hand.
Ok then, how do we rid your hand and leg of this possession, because if we find a way then I might be able to stop them :D
I need an exorcist. Only a true exorcist or someone who really annoys me will be able to rid the forum of my dangerous limbs.
*Assumes bussinesslike manner* That may be so, but if your limbs are attacking me now, we need to find a short term solution. *Injects Deloria with strong sedative* I'm sorry, I hate injecting people wqith stuff like this, but we need you to be safely unconcious while we figure out this problem. What do you think about this, CC?
For the rest of you patients, warm milk with silly straws all around! ;D
*still awake*
Me too? Before I fall asleep I always need something like coffee or high-caffeine tea, but I suppose warm milk will have to do it. GET ME AN EXORCIST! MY HAND IS IMMUNE TO THE SEDATIVE. IT IS NOW ATTACKING LOLLOTTE SO IT CAN GET TO THE MILK!
Coffee good :D
:) Give me coffee or I'll hurt you, happily :)
No! They are taking over your mind again! Resist!
:) Give me coffee :)
:) Or I'll continue to control him :)
Caffeine is the LAST thing you need! Pretend the warm milk is coffee. Be creative, here! :P
No creativity. Now may I please have some coffee? I can't pretend. I want an Ice-coffee-caramel-mocciato with fudge sauce calorie-free please. *Gives Lollotte order*
I would like a Farmer's Union Iced Coffee :D
:) Or we will keep controlling him :)
You are aggravating me. And you know how evil I can get when aggravated enough... :evil: DRINK THE WARM MILK. I AM NOT A WAITRESS.
Ack! :o Yes Ma'am!
Wait...I didn't get any... :P
Alright then, before I go to sleep, could I please have WARM MILK frothed, with a sprinkle of cinammon adnv that chocolate stuff that one usually pours over cappucinno's and I want that onm top of regular decaffinated coffee. If I can't have that I would just like plain warm milk, witha crazy straw, and possibly frothed.
Quote from: Lollotte on September 05, 2005, 07:41:11 PM
You are aggravating me. And you know how evil I can get when aggravated enough... :evil: DRINK THE WARM MILK. I AM NOT A WAITRESS.
*Adds own coffee to the warm milk*
:) We will continue to control him then :)
Quote from: Lollotte on September 05, 2005, 07:41:11 PM
You are aggravating me. And you know how evil I can get when aggravated enough... :evil: DRINK THE WARM MILK. I AM NOT A WAITRESS.
You're crazy. Everyone knows that you ARE a waitress.
Seeing as Lollotte is quite busy already, being the psychiatric nurse and all, maybe I could help out at the asylum as a waiter?
sounds great. I would like an iced-caramel-mocciata, with two scones.
Quote from: Deloria on September 03, 2005, 01:58:35 PMWhat are you suggesting? I am perfectly sane and don't know why people don't just arrest myleft hand and let me go. I never hurt myself IT WAS MY LEFT HAND AND IT'S AIMING FOR MY GUT WITH A PAIR OF TOENAIL CLIPPER'S AARRG! HELP ME! GET ME OUT OF THE SAME JACKET AS MY LEFT HAND IS! NOW IT'S AIMING FOR THE NURSE TRYING STAB HER WITH A CORKSCREW FROM THE WINE THAT THAT DRUNK SNUK IN HERE, HELP! HELP! HELP!
Since the left hand is currently held in place by the structures added to the straight jacket this is clearly a delusional thought. 8)
Quote from: Lollotte on September 04, 2005, 10:09:17 PM*Injects Deloria with strong sedative* I'm sorry, I hate injecting people wqith stuff like this, but we need you to be safely unconcious while we figure out this problem. What do you think about this, CC?
Indeed, all these delusions most put an immense strain on her brain. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on September 05, 2005, 12:29:46 PM*Gives Lollotte order*
A patient, giving a nurse an order? I don't think so! 8)
Quote from: Farquhar on September 06, 2005, 11:40:00 AMSeeing as Lollotte is quite busy already, being the psychiatric nurse and all, maybe I could help out at the asylum as a waiter?
The more the merrier. Watch out when you're carrying around milk though, there's some cats around that
really like that too. *shows Farquhar the food supply room* Be warned though, if my concealed security camera spots you taking out anothing you shouldn't, you will be fired in an instant. *gives Farquhar the food supply room key card*
Sorry, My left hand broke out of the strait jacket.
*Takes the supply room keycard from CC, and pockets it safely away.*
Quote from: Deloria on September 06, 2005, 12:33:15 PM
sounds great. I would like an iced-caramel-mocciata, with two scones.
Right away. *Gets Deloria's order for her.* You know, I hear scones are really good for possessed limbs.
Quote from: racx_00 on September 05, 2005, 06:48:09 PM
I would like a Farmer's Union Iced Coffee :D
:) Or we will keep controlling him :)
*Gets Racx's coffee.* Now stop controlling him!
Quote from: Deloria on September 06, 2005, 09:31:32 AM
Quote from: Lollotte on September 05, 2005, 07:41:11 PM
You are aggravating me. And you know how evil I can get when aggravated enough... :evil: DRINK THE WARM MILK. I AM NOT A WAITRESS.
You're crazy. Everyone knows that you ARE a waitress.
*slowly turns and stares Deloria down* Excuse me? I see you've never experienced my evil side before. I am practising EXTREME restraint right now. ONE MORE TIME, Deloria, and I will unleash Her on you. Just ask racx what it was like to be hung from the summit of Mount Etna by his ankle.
Quote from: racx_00 on September 06, 2005, 08:49:31 AM
Quote from: Lollotte on September 05, 2005, 07:41:11 PM
*Adds own coffee to the warm milk*
:) We will continue to control him then :)
Racx, tell
them they will feel my wrath too if they don't let you go.
Oh, and thanks, Farquar, for alleviating some of my stress. I will occasionally hold meetings with you to discuss the menu. However, I get creative licsense with my warm milk! :P
Warm milk, anyone?
Can I have chocolate milk, please? :D
Of course, Jafar--but not Nesquik. I'll just add some Belgian chocolate to this warm milk and sprinkle cinammon on top. How's that? :)
Well, *Thought bubble materializes, showing me whining about Nesquik and unleashing Lolotte's WRATH!!!*
I think it sounds delicious! (Next time... :P )
*Puts hand on hip and gazes sternly at Jafar* You are not only insane but naive. *laughs good naturedly* It makes for quite an interesting combonation. :P
Wait, you didn't see that thought bubble, did you? :sweating:
No, I saw it all right. *taps head and smiles* I'll draw on that when I need it. ;D
Quote from: Lollotte on September 06, 2005, 09:08:05 PM
Oh, and thanks, Farquar, for alleviating some of my stress. I will occasionally hold meetings with you to discuss the menu. However, I get creative licsense with my warm milk! :P
No problem. ;D
Can I get you anything?
Not at the moment, but thank you anyways! ;D I must talk to CC soon.
For the sake of logic, where is mt. Etna? And if you weren't crazy, what would you be doing in the asylum? *Thanks Farquhar for scones and coffee* Actually, that's how my limbs got possessed, they were jeaulous of the fact that they couldn't eat the scones and I could, so my left hand punished my right hand which was feeding me, by slicing it off as I wrote on the previous page.
Quote from: Deloria on September 07, 2005, 06:50:00 AM
Actually, that's how my limbs got possessed, they were jeaulous of the fact that they couldn't eat the scones and I could, so my left hand punished my right hand which was feeding me, by slicing it off as I wrote on the previous page.
But doesn't that mean your left hand will try to eliminate itself next?
Quote from: Deloria on September 07, 2005, 06:50:00 AM
For the sake of logic, where is mt. Etna? And if you weren't crazy, what would you be doing in the asylum?
1. Mount Etna is the active volcano overlooking the Italian city of Naples.
2. I work here to ensure that all you KQIX crazies recover from your various mental conditions; CC is Head Honcho for the same reason. We are doing all we can to help you and others get well. Just wanted you to know that.
I told the happiness that you will hurt them badly, and I told them what happened to me, but they were all happy and just smiled :-\
At least they vacated your mind. It's good to know I can stop them. ;D
Yeah they only advertise when they feel its appropriate XD
They are very strange. I'm glad you're free of them, racx. Have some warm milk. *hands racx cup of warm milk* ;D
So any ideas when you reckon I'll be able to start working again XD
Soon, very soon. With a lot of warm milk, good food, and TLC, you'll be as right as rain again. CC will pop in on you from time to time as well, just to see how you're getting on. ;D
I haven't bashed my head for a while :D
I've noticed--and I am proud of you for that!
I still hear the voices though, can you make them go away?
Quote from: Lollotte on September 06, 2005, 10:38:47 PMI must talk to CC soon.
The fastest way to reach me is through the IM-messaging. Whenever, I start up my browser, I first look at that, and when there's nothing new move on to another tab, not containing KQIX-contents. :pokerface:
Quote from: Lollotte on September 07, 2005, 09:37:25 PMSoon, very soon. With a lot of warm milk, good food, and TLC, you'll be as right as rain again. CC will pop in on you from time to time as well, just to see how you're getting on. ;D
Indeed, I'll be monitoring your pgress too, and if your mental health remains steady as it is now, I see no objection to you returning into active duty soon... not quite yet though.
Quote from: Deloria on September 08, 2005, 01:00:57 PMI still hear the voices though, can you make them go away?
We're making progress, that's for sure. Not so long ago, you were still denying the existance of voices in your head. At least you now realize where it's all coming from. I'll take some time before we can make them go away though. First we have to make sure you can control those voices, so they can't order your various limbs around anymore. Only afterwards can we start on eliminating the voices altogether. :scholar:
Even though I don't know what his voice sounds like, I think it's Rac_x's voice oredering my limbs around. My left hand is still threatrening my perfect, pert nose though.
I actually doubt it is racx. I bet you anything it is them using racx's voice to obtain a new victim. Hmmm...this could potentially be a huge problem.
Quote from: Deloria on September 08, 2005, 05:22:22 PM
Even though I don't know what his voice sounds like, I think it's Rac_x's voice oredering my limbs around. My left hand is still threatrening my perfect, pert nose though.
Probably be a bit hard for your limbs to understand an aussie accent :P
If you hear bugger being said alot though then it has to be me XD
HAHAHAHA! *wipes eyes* Again, I'm not quite sure what was so funny...*remembers* Wait--it must be the idea of racx saying "bugger." ;D
I'm guessing you haven't heard someone say it before XD
Australian accents are some of the coolest ever. XD
I agree with Jafar. XD
Quote from: racx_00 on September 08, 2005, 10:33:12 PM
I'm guessing you haven't heard someone say it before XD
No, I haven't. That is, not in conversation. I've heard it in the movies, though. :P
An Australian say it?
Erm...I'm not sure. :-\
Ah well, maybe one day :P
So Bob can I have my job back ???
What job?
He's assistant manager of the Asylum...Well, he was. :P
Quote from: Rosella on September 12, 2005, 01:26:27 PMHe's assistant manager of the Asylum...Well, he was. :P
is/was and will be. His function was purely suspended temporarily.
Quote from: racx_00 on September 11, 2005, 06:00:30 PMSo Bob can I have my job back ???
/me removes suspension on racx's function. 8)
Congratulations, racx! This is well deserved. ;D
Yay! :D
We should throw a parteh for all patients and staff XD
*Happeh dances*
*is happy for racx*
*happeh dances*
I can provide cookiehs for the party. :P
*happeh dances* ^^
*Dances with the few limbs she still has*
*Partiehs towards the direction he thinks is the exist* ::)
*Makes Seafood Noodle Soup, warm milk, and tea for everybody!* ;D
*Puts the asylum into lockdown so patients can't escape* :P
YAY!
I love parties! Food and drinks are on the house! ;D
Aww. But I wanted to escape when nobody was looking! Could you open the door again please?
Quote from: Deloria on September 13, 2005, 03:32:15 PM*Dances with the few limbs she still has*
Hmmmm, she seems to be unaware of the fact all of her limbs are still attached to her body. :o
Quote from: Jafar on September 13, 2005, 07:09:53 PM*Partiehs towards the direction he thinks is the exist* ::)
I've never known 'exist' being used as a noun. ;)
Quote from: racx_00 on September 14, 2005, 02:20:03 AM*Puts the asylum into lockdown so patients can't escape* :P
Ofcourse, prisoner's can't escape when the Asylum is not in lockdown mode either, but this also prevents any visitors from coming in and thus disturbing
our party. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on September 14, 2005, 12:35:32 PMCould you open the door again please?
Which door do you mean? There are so many! ::)
The door to the exit!
Yes, we could have an escape partieh! :angel:
Great Idea. You cause a diversion and I'll go ask Lolotte for permission.
We're an asylum not a prison, you have to get through atleast three gates to reach the exit, and to open the exit you need the three security passes.
You'll never find the security passes :suffer:
He must have one, CC probably has the other, but who has the third? ???
Unfortunately, Deloria, you and Jafar are not well enough to leave the premises. But why would you want to? We're having Movie Night on Friday. ;D
BTW, Jafar, do you really think we'd reveal who has the passes? Just enjoy the partieh. Where else would you find a partieh like this one? :P
A insane Asylum? :P
But technically this is an insane asylum, so therefore an insane asylum wouldn't be the where else ;P
However the parteh thread could be a where else :P
This is an asylum!? I thought it was a retirement center. :P
Taking really early retirment? I think Lolotte has the third pass. But we could steal or forge one. What's playing on Friday anyway?
Forgeries? We could get locked up for that! :P
Yeah, but it would be in a prison and not in an asyluim where everyone thinks I'm crazy for some strange, unbeknownst reason.
Quote from: Jafar on September 14, 2005, 03:08:54 PMYes, we could have an escape partieh! :angel:
The Asylum â,,¢ management cannot allow such parteh, at least not the way you intended it.
Quote from: Lollotte on September 14, 2005, 08:37:24 PMBTW, Jafar, do you really think we'd reveal who has the passes? Just enjoy the partieh. Where else would you find a partieh like this one? :P
Indeed, why do you think the passes are in posession of a staff member. There could just as easily be one or more passes amongst other Asylum â,,¢ personnel.
Quote from: Deloria on September 15, 2005, 06:24:33 AM
Yeah, but it would be in a prison and not in an asyluim where everyone thinks I'm crazy for some strange, unbeknownst reason.
Since you would be ruled mentally unstable you would end up inhere anyway. 8)
Quote from: copycat on September 15, 2005, 03:09:07 PM
Quote from: Deloria on September 15, 2005, 06:24:33 AM
Yeah, but it would be in a prison and not in an asyluim where everyone thinks I'm crazy for some strange, unbeknownst reason.
Since you woule be ruled mentally instable you would end up inhere anyway. 8)
Funny how that works :P
Quote from: racx_00 on September 15, 2005, 07:03:22 PMFunny how that works :P
There's nothing humorous about Court proceedings. :pokerface:
I was talking about them ending up back in here :P
Suppose I broke out and fled to another country where no one would ever find me, but people realized that I was mentally unstable, would they deport me back ehre or would I go to a different Asylum?
Quote from: Deloria on September 17, 2005, 11:02:52 AM
Suppose I broke out and
It's impossible to break out of the Asylum. 8)
The Asylum is like the Matrix :D
So, I just need to take the blue pill, right? :P
Which will release you into the real Asylum with the true identity of Bob, Lollotte and I :evil:
And if I take the Red Pill?
You remain in the Asylum that is impossible to escape from :suffer:
And if I take the pill thats red on one side and blue on the other? :P
The worlds will merge causing the gates of the asylum world to open and evil mutant cats will attack us all :D :P
and thats bad?
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Tifa will automatically die as soon as the gates open, so it's a good thing :P :suffer:
*Takes the red\blue pill* XD
YAY!
*Watches Tifa die painfully, yet happily* :)
NO! Not them! :o
*wakes Jafar up because he seems to be having a nightmare* 8)
Quote from: copycat on September 18, 2005, 03:21:29 PM
*wakes Jafar up because he seems to be having a nightmare* 8)
What if this is all one great big nightmare that none of us can escape from? If that's the case, then Jafar is having a nightmare within a nightmare. Is that possible?
I don't think it is but now we all know why you're here.You're suffering from a reality disorder, Lolotte I think this patient needs immediate treatment. Is my schizzophrenia gone yet?
Unfortunately, Deloria, your schitzophrenia is not completely cured. With a little more treatment, you'll be fine.
Also, all the patients in this Asylum are equally important, so Jafar will recieve the appropriate treatment as soon as needed. :)
Unfortunately, I've been having internet problems, so if I seemingly don't respond as often as I should, blame SBC and the downstairs neighbor >:( .
Ok if Jafar was having a nightmare then how come I was in it? Or are our minds linked some how XD
Dreams and nightmares often occur as a result of the brain synthesizing the events of the day. If Jafar saw you in his dream, it might be because he saw you often during the daytime. Your minds are NOT linked, I assure you. :P
How come we can see his nightmare then ???
How come we can clearly see that I posted it ???
I think you're all going insane :o
Racx needs warm milk! *hands racx a cup of warm milk* ;D
No I don't need warm milk, I need to know how you can all think a post is a nightmare. You are all insane :P
*Sighs* Drink it anyway. Oh, and talk to the Head Honcho.
Can I have some too? With a crazy-straw? With coffee underneath? Frothed?
give me an EXTRA Ka-razy straw!!!!
No ones having coffee :P
But the crazy straws are not a problem 8)
I agree with racx. We don't want anyone to be more wired than they actually are. :P
Yes maybe laying off the coffee will help with thir treatment :D
May I suggest the ice tea? Quite a relaxing drink in my opinion. Or maybe lemonade?
Lemonade is carbonated and may diagree with the patients. Iced tea would be ok but it is caffeinated and I disallowed coffee so no iced tea either :P
Fruit Juice, water or milk would be fine though IMO 8) :P
maybe herbal tea, or some soup in a cup maybe :P
Sounds good
*sips on green tea*
Since when is lemonade carbonated? Crazy Australians. :P
Maybe he's talking about Mike's Hard Lemonade (http://www.mikeshardlemonade.com/)! :drunk:
Then it might be bad for the patients for a DIFFERENT reason. :P
Quote from: Rosella on September 21, 2005, 05:20:46 PM
Since when is lemonade carbonated? Crazy Australians. :P
We only have the soda lemonade, therefore it is carbonated :P
Alchohal free Gin and Tonic water? Oh wait Tonic water is carbonated. Darn.
You could just put it into the microwave and it would get rid of the carbon...but i think no one would like it :-\
Quote from: racx_00 on September 19, 2005, 06:53:44 PMHow come we can see his nightmare then ???
How come we can clearly see that I posted it ???
I think you're all going insane :o
Even though your minds are not linked, it is quite possible, although very rare, that two people are having similar dreams, albeit seen from their own perspective ofcourse. This is as far as I can go, in layman(?) talk. 8)
Quote from: Lollotte on September 19, 2005, 07:15:02 PMOh, and talk to the Head Honcho.
You mean me? ::)
Of course I mean you!
Oh, and by the way, I wanted to thank everybody for making a birthday thread especially for me! Unfortunately, I was on retreat and just returned ten minutes ago, so I immediately checked the Forum. I'm having an official party where I get all my presents, and then I'll tell you what I've gotten, racx. ;D ;]
Heavily carbonated drinks are NOT a good idea, but something lightly fizzy might be stimulating for some patients.
Quote from: Lollotte on September 23, 2005, 03:09:58 PMOf course I mean you!
;D
Quote from: Lollotte on September 23, 2005, 03:09:58 PMHeavily carbonated drinks are NOT a good idea, but something lightly fizzy might be stimulating for some patients.
Well, if you leave the heavily carbonated drink in the glass (or in an open bottle) for a time, it gets de-carbonated all by itself. 8)
Alright well now that we have kinda de-carbonated drinks, everyone help yourselves :D
I'll just stick with water, thanks. :P
Yeah cool drink/soda isn't that good
*drinks coffee, just to be a hypocrite* :P
dRiNK cOFFeE BeFOrE gO? ???
made some fresh made orange juice ;D
Quote from: Jafar on September 24, 2005, 04:43:44 AM
dRiNK cOFFeE BeFOrE gO? ???
NOT a good idea! Have some Chai tea (i'm introducing it along with my warm milk) ;D.
wHY yOu sAy NO? :(
Ummm...well...you're pretty wired right now. And caffeine + multiple personality disorder = RETRIBUTION. Just calm down, meditate, relax, and drink some tea.
cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!
cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!
cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!
:P
Okay, we have a big problem here. *Decides to utilize the UberDecaffinator* :P
DoyoulikesugarIlovesugarit'sreallyreallyreallyreallycooldon'tyouthink?
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe ;D
*is reminded of a skit she did in Nicole's presentation about teens with jobs*
"Idon'tneedajobmyparentsgivemeenoughmoneyforcandyyepyeplotsacandyIlikecandydoyoulikecandycandyisniiiiiiiiiice"
Teacher's comment: Excellent cast of characters. ;)
ican'tstand sugartobehonest.itdoesn'thelpthateveryone
i'mrelatedtohasdiabetes.
ilikecofeedoyoulikecofee?ilovecoffee.
youallshoulddrinkmorecoffee.
mellowingoutandputtingflowersinyourhaircouldn'thurteither.
EDIT (By Yonkey): Forum stretching :P
Quote from: Rosella on September 24, 2005, 05:23:39 PM
*is reminded of a skit she did in Nicole's presentation about teens with jobs*
"Idon'tneedajobmyparentsgivemeenoughmoneyforcandyyepyeplotsacandyIlikecandydoyoulikecandycandyisniiiiiiiiiice"
Teacher's comment: Excellent cast of characters. ;)
I remember that XD
Quote from: Jafar on September 24, 2005, 04:43:44 AM
dRiNK cOFFeE BeFOrE gO? ???
Yes I will, thank you :D
mEtOO?
Sorry, but no :P
I'll have some coffee. :)
Farquhar loves his caffeine.
Well you are staff, so you're welcome to be a hypocrite :P
Idon'tlikecoffee,butilovecoke!Everyonelikescoke,exceptKelsey,butcokeisgood.Tobaditsacarbonate :suffer:
Rosella isn't the only one. I can't stand it either. When am I getting ouit of here? Am I cured yet? I don't hear the voices anymore.
QuoteRosella isn't the only one. I can't stand it either. When am I getting ouit of here? Am I cured yet? I don't hear the voices anymore.
No voices? We aren't working hard enough! I know... have some coffee...
Finally! Someone who understands the importance of caffeine! Thank you! *drinks coffee*
What about me? XD
*Stabs KingGraham with a plastic spoon* :stabs:
We don't want her hearing voices, that is why she is here :P
Quote from: Rosella on September 25, 2005, 04:31:41 PM
What about me? XD
I know you can have a Cappuccino, instead. *drinks Cappuccino and starts shaking* Hehehe ;P
I'm NOT a coffee drinker! :P
Quote from: racx_00 on September 25, 2005, 08:26:20 PM
*Stabs KingGraham with a plastic spoon* :stabs:
We don't want her hearing voices, that is why she is here :P
I've got a LARP sword if you want to stab someone
Cappuccino, doesnt have the name coffee. There for it isn't coffee!
But it is. :P
How would you know if you havent tried a Cappuccino, although all i drink is the froffy part :P
That's probably what makes it better than coffee. Otherwise it would be coffee. I'm not an avid coffee drinker but I like it enough to have a mug every day.
Quote from: icarus on September 26, 2005, 10:49:25 AMI've got a LARP sword if you want to stab someone
LARP=Live action role-playing game ???
BTW, no coffee, tea, or anything related for me, thank you. 8)
WHAT ABOUT "NO COFFEE FOR THE PATIENTS" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, EDGARNICK?
Now you're wired, and a couple other people are wired, so I have to use the UberDecaffinator on everyone who is. In order to do that, I have to use needles, and I hate having to inject anyone with anything. *Removes caffeine from the bloodstreams of the patients who had coffee and bans coffee from the Asylum*
I'll happily stab the patients with needles ::) :P
Quote from: icarus on September 26, 2005, 10:49:25 AM
I've got a LARP sword if you want to stab someone
Nah, I don't wanna hurt 'em! The platic spoon will cause enough damage :evil:
*Sips coffee and continues being a hypocrite*
Quote from: Lollotte on September 26, 2005, 06:32:42 PM
WHAT ABOUT "NO COFFEE FOR THE PATIENTS" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, EDGARNICK?
Now you're wired, and a couple other people are wired, so I have to use the UberDecaffinator on everyone who is. In order to do that, I have to use needles, and I hate having to inject anyone with anything. *Removes caffeine from the bloodstreams of the patients who had coffee and bans coffee from the Asylum*
I AM NOT WIERD >:( besides I don't like coffee :-X
Wired, not weird. :P And please keep the needles away from me. I didn't have anything. :P
Quote from: Lollotte on September 26, 2005, 06:32:42 PM
*Removes caffeine from the bloodstreams of the patients who had coffee and bans coffee from the Asylum*
Does that mean that staff members are no longer allowed to have coffee, or just the patients?
How can I become a member, if that's the case? I NEED Caffiene.
Coffee is ebil. And so is tea for that matter! XD
Quote from: Rosella on September 27, 2005, 09:20:51 AM
Wired, not weird. :P And please keep the needles away from me. I didn't have anything. :P
Aww but I really wanted to stab everyone :'(
Quote from: Rosella on October 01, 2005, 07:22:57 AM
Coffee is ebil. And so is tea for that matter! XD
Tea is good! I love tea--mainly herbal tea though. ;D
I would say that the staff should keep coffee drinking to a minimum so as not to entice the patients.
NOTE: No one give any coffee to Deloria. She needs it the least of anyone. :P
Psst. Racx, I'll pay you to go ôver to Lolotte and get me a cup of coffee okay? you can stab me afterwards. AGAIN how can I be employed in here?
QuoteAGAIN how can I be employed in here?
First, you need to fill out the 30-page application form... :P
And then you have to wait for up to a month for the application to be verified. ;P
Also the asylum is like the Matrix so your application could be erased from existance :P
/me remembers when the asylum became the Castle of Daventry XD
Really? The Castle of Daventry? Fun! ;D
*guard cats drag Raf back*
darn...... almost! ::)
Good to see you back, Raf! *gives Raf a cup of warm milk* I'll give you some time to resettle. ;D
i dont want to resettle.... well.... thanks for the milk :D
*adds chocolate to it*
*gulp gulp gulp ding*
more please :yes:
*hands Raf more warm milk* I'm glad you like my specialty!
*Escorts Raf to padded room with five cat guards* ;D
XD
NO WAIT!!!
not yet...... XD
can i eat the waiter first? XD
No, Raf, the waiter is NOT food. I see you need more treatment. Well, CC will come around sometime and personally welcome you back. *Locks Raf in padded room* Enjoy! ;D
He´s not? So? XD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me outa here!!!!
I demand my rights...... I demand to know if i have rights!! XD
OMG! In Raf's escape attempt, he opened the door where CC hid the service bells!!
>rings bell< RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
I'll trade ya for a clicky pen. ;D
i'll trade ya a rubber chicken for a key :P
*appears in mid air out of nowhere
Woah, that was weird. Where have I been this whole time? And of all the places i have to reappear, right back into the asylum *grumble* *grumble*
I'm pretty sure its Bobs fault XD
/me adds a new wing to the Asylum
Can it fly now? XD
No, but I can! XD
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! !!!
/me gets tossed into looney bin.
LOL !!!
I believe your room is the first one on the right XD
LOL! Neil, I had no clue you were in the asylum!
he is now XD
Well, that's what he gets for sprouting wings from his nose....
XD LOL
you simply can't fly like that ;P
*pulls wings off* XD
That's gotta hurt...
pain? shouldnt he be used to it by now? ;P
oh and pain is a mental thing so if you dont think its pain you wont feel a thing XD
*sneaks out of the asylum*
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on October 02, 2005, 08:01:53 PM
LOL! Neil, I had no clue you were in the asylum!
He's been in the asylum for ages :P, although his asylum profile is just about to get bigger XD
*Warps the patients over to the second wing, along with Swift* :P
Since I can't officially quote anymore from the previous Asylum thread, I'll do manual quotes:
Quote from: JafarFirst, you need to fill out the 30-page application form... :P
That looks familiar... 8)
Quote from: FarquharAnd then you have to wait for up to a month for the application to be verified. ;P
Nah, only when I'm on holiday. I don't think Racx's procedure took that long, once it started anyway. :scholar:
Quote from: LollotteNo, Raf, the waiter is NOT food. I see you need more treatment. Well, CC will come around sometime and personally welcome you back.
Welcome back Raf. :suffer:
Quote from: Questing CharacterOMG! In Raf's escape attempt, he opened the door where CC hid the service bells!!
Ah shoot!
/me instructs cat guards to take service bells back from Q and search him and his cell for any he might have hidden away
Quote from: RaforeverI'm pretty sure its Bobs fault XD
I'll take moral responsability (?sp) for anything that goes on in this Asylum, because I'm the Manager, but that's as far as I'll go. :pokerface:
Quote from: Raforever on October 02, 2005, 11:14:25 PMoh and pain is a mental thing so if you dont think its pain you wont feel a thing XD
Indeed, if you train hard enough you can dull the sense of pain in your brain to a great degree :scholar:
Quote from: Swift on October 03, 2005, 06:48:40 AM*sneaks out of the asylum*
There is a no-sneaking policy here in the Asylum,
especially for Asylum patients. And besides, you can sneak all you want, still won't get you past the security door. 8)
Quote from: racx_00 on October 03, 2005, 09:30:43 AM*Warps the patients over to the second wing, along with Swift* :P
Does this mean I should relocate the staff quarters to the new wing as well? :idea:
I'd like to inform Jason of the status of two of the asylum patients. Caitlin has decided she is a magical demonic fairy princess of darkness, and I AM a magical angelic fairy princess. :P Now update the asylum descriptions! And don't leave out the monkeys. :P
So, the second, meanieh Magical Angellic Fairy was lying to us? :P
Quote from: copycat on October 03, 2005, 01:27:08 PM
Quote from: LollotteNo, Raf, the waiter is NOT food. I see you need more treatment. Well, CC will come around sometime and personally welcome you back.
Welcome back Raf. :suffer:
why do i have the feeling that this is a bad thing? XD
WOW! A beautiful new wing of the Asylum! And I see the patients are already making themselves at home! ;D
Okay, Rosella, you can be a Magical Angelic Fairy in your spiffy new room! And Raf, I'm glad to see you've been (generally) staying out of mischief. :P
Neil--get down from the ceiling right now! You can't actually fly!
Quote from: Lollotte on October 03, 2005, 08:20:29 PM
Neil--get down from the ceiling right now! You can't actually fly!
:suffer: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! !!!
XD
Okay, cats, bring him down here! *cats run up the walls and dislodge Yonkey from the ceiling* Perfect! *Locks Neil in padded room*
Call if you want warm milk or chai tea! ;D
The walls in this wing are softer, I think. And the floor is kind of bouncy. >bounces<
WEEEEE!!!!!
Quote from: Rosella on October 03, 2005, 01:30:24 PM
I'd like to inform Jason of the status of two of the asylum patients. Caitlin has decided she is a magical demonic fairy princess of darkness, and I AM a magical angelic fairy princess. :P Now update the asylum descriptions! And don't leave out the monkeys. :P
Ok I'll add that to our records :P
Quote from: copycat on October 03, 2005, 01:27:08 PM
Does this mean I should relocate the staff quarters to the new wing as well? :idea:
Don't worry, I have already done that ;)
What are we going to do with the old wing? BBQ it?
I've already removed it :P
And you didn't share it with the rest of us? :-\
Well I kept these chocolate flavoured walls :D
You want them ???
Don't mind if I do. XD
*Starts eating the walls* :suffer:
*Hits Jafar on the head*
Your supposed to lick them, not eat them XD
*Hands Jafar some real chocolate and runs away with the chocolate walls*
Come back! The walls were TASTY!
*chases Jason*
*Makes a run for the main controls room* :P
"BARNEY! MY PEBBLES!"
You can't get away from me! :P
*Quickly eats the chocolate walls*
Wow they tasted better than real chocolate
*Continues running*
:o
Get back here, you cheating cheater who cheats! >:(
*grabs wall padding and runs after Jason menacingly* :evil:
*Grabs a pillow and charges at Jafar*
You'll never escape my pillow :P
I'm not afraid of you. Enguarde! :P
*Throws pillow at Jafar and runs*
I'll get to the control room, and when I do you'll be warped to a cell
Mwahahaha :suffer:
*Forgets where the control room is*
Ack! *gets knocked down*
Jason! Come back here and fight like a muscular toad wearing sunglasses!
Oh, and the control room is down the hall on your right, third door of the left wall. You can't miss it. ::)
*Takes of sunglasses and throws them at Jafar*
I'm not getting any closer :P
*Decides to use his teleporting wrist watch and teleports to control room*
*Gets stuck in a wall and dies* :P
Quote from: racx_00 on October 03, 2005, 10:39:03 PM
*Takes of sunglasses and throws them at Jafar*
I'm not getting any closer :P
Whats wrong? Afraid of a little Terminal Rutabaga? :P
Quote from: racx_00 on October 03, 2005, 10:39:03 PM
*Decides to use his teleporting wrist watch and teleports to control room*
*Gets stuck in a wall and dies* :P
Ha HA! Goodness and Love will always win! :suffer:
*Remembers he can walk through walls because he is a talented toad* :P
*Presses a few buttons on the control panel*
*Warps Jafar to his cell*
Hope you have fun without your chocolate walls :P
You can't keep me in here forever! Your rain of terror WILL end! Do you hear me? IT WILL! :P
/me imagines it raining terror
You mean reign? :P
If the old walls taste like chocolate, what would the new walls taste like?
*starts eating the walls*
No walls == freedom
Can you get chocolate cake walls :P
Quote from: edgarnick on October 04, 2005, 09:59:15 AM
Can you get chocolate cake walls :P
Oh, most certainly. But from what I understand, they are among the most rarest of walls. :D
*eat som of chocolate cake wall* Tastes like, drywall, E colors, Cream and chocolate and spounge, its good enough for me :suffer:
Hold it! Hold IT!
Firstly--Racx, do not provoke the patients! However, I don't blame you... :P
Secondly--Jafar should not have chocolate. It has the same effect on him as coffee.And when Jafar gets wired, he does rain terror. :P
Thirdly--The reason these walls taste like drywall is because they are made of sheet rock and padding. *sighs* Now I have to get that crap OUT of your systems...
You know, compared to them, I'm not really that insane. :P
QuoteJafar should not have chocolate.
Pleeeeease? :'(
Quote from: Swift on October 04, 2005, 05:52:07 AMIf the old walls taste like chocolate, what would the new walls taste like?
*starts eating the walls*
No walls == freedom
Self-replicating walls=No Freedom. 8)
Quote from: Lollotte on October 04, 2005, 12:31:59 PMThirdly--The reason these walls taste like drywall is because they are made of sheet rock and padding. *sighs* Now I have to get that crap OUT of your systems...
How
dare you divulge the secret contents of our walls. Now I have to change them all. :-\
CC, due to my BIONIC EYE OF DOOM I could analyze what the walls were made of anyways.
WIN!
>clicks a clicky pen repeatedly<
Quote from: Swift on October 04, 2005, 05:52:07 AM
If the old walls taste like chocolate, what would the new walls taste like?
*starts eating the walls*
No walls == freedom
You are obviously hallucinating, for you are not really eating the walls :P
Quote from: Questing Character on October 04, 2005, 11:56:50 PM
CC, due to my BIONIC EYE OF DOOM I could analyze what the walls were made of anyways.
WIN!
>clicks a clicky pen repeatedly<
We got rid of all the clicky pens. The one you're holding is a plain old pen with a lid :P
Quote from: Rosella on October 04, 2005, 02:45:17 PM
You know, compared to them, I'm not really that insane. :P
That's very true XD
Quote from: Questing Character on October 04, 2005, 11:56:50 PMCC, due to my BIONIC EYE OF DOOM I could analyze what the walls were made of anyways.
WIN!
nvm. That's what the walls of the
old wing were made of. The walls of the
New Wing are improved versions (hence the self-replicating part),
and are impervious to scans. :pleased:
Quote from: Questing Character on October 04, 2005, 11:56:50 PM>clicks a clicky pen repeatedly<
Quote from: racx_00 on October 05, 2005, 10:03:13 AMWe got rid of all the clicky pens. The one you're holding is a plain old pen with a lid :P
/me looks oddly at Jafar trying to click his pen-lid :P
:zzz:
*trys to click a pen lid
....it....just.....it.....just....won't....work.....
....WHY WON'T IT CLICK?!
QuoteWe got rid of all the clicky pens. The one you're holding is a plain old pen with a lid Tongue
No clicky pens? You fiends! >:(
(Goes crazy and breaks though the soft padded walls)
I've escaped!
Well done, Graham!
*follows Graham out of the asylum*
And the rest of you can't tell me that I didn't escape, because in reality, you don't exist! There is no spoon!
The truth is, NOTHING here exists, except in my imagination... :P
*Imagines himself to be free and the guard cats to be nonexistant*
<(O_o)^
Someone must have given the patients coffee :-\
*Gets needles ready for stabbing* :evil:
Coffee! Givemecoffee,itwasonatable :P givememorecoffee,Ididn'tgiveanyonethecoffee!Notthenoodles :-\ Ihavealreadyhadwallspumpedoutofmystomach :(
*Stabs edgarnick with a needle* :evil:
Don't drink it again, or I'll be stabbing you with a bigger one :suffer: :P
Better you stabbing him with a needle than me, racx. I hate needles *shudders*
NO COFFEE. 'Nuff said.
There is no spoon! No needles! And I'm freeeeeeeeeeeee! ;D Wheeeeeeeeee!
Not so fast. I think you're hallucinating. You need some warm milk. ;D
Did you know that cold milk stirred with a bit of cocoa is better for the well being of, uh, patients? :P
Warm milk, you say? Stirred with cocoa? *drools*
Where? I want some before I leave! ;D
This new wing is making me oddly nervous
<_<
>_>
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I NEED MY MEDICATION!!! And none of those "happy" pills either!
*Injects JIW with happiness*
:) Now you can be happy :)
I said I didn't want those hap- woah, everything is so joyfull now.....
Oh no! Not you too! :o
*runs and hides*
*Stabs Raf*
Yay! It's fun to stab people with needles to extract caffeine :D
extract caffeine? ;P
You drink way too much coffee, and we are trying to stop you all from drinking it. So when you do drink it, I extract it :suffer:
Unfortunately I tend to miss the veins and may have to stab you upto 7 times, but hey atleast I eventually get it out :D
um......................................................................................................................... i dont drink coffee very often........................................................................................needles.................................................... *faints*
I think that we should be more careful with the needles, lest all our patients faint. We cannot administer treatment if their unconscious. Of course if they’re unconscious, we don’t have to extract the caffeine. By the time they wake up they will be less wired. :)
*wakes-up feeling drunk (whatever thats like ;P )*
must be the lack of caffeine XD
Yes, racx, we don't want you to get needle happy. :P
Raf, the last thing you need is caffeine. Here is some warm milk. ;D *escorts Raf back to padded room and puts him to bed* There you go. Nighty-night! You need some rest.
what do you mean i can't have caffeine? It's not that that makes me hyper XD
Can i have some chocolate in my milk? :D
And some chocolate cake? XD
and some chocolate cookies? ;B
and some chocolate donuts?
You do realize that chocolate has caffeine, and therefore you can't have any? ;D
chocolate does? :o
i really didnt know that :P
I knew chocolate has a substance that simulates... um.. never mind ;P
Be glad you didn't finish that thought. :P Now drink up your milk.
I want chocolate milk XD
You're an interesting boy, Raf. Very interesting indeed. :P
>_>
<_<
Psst! Hey, Raf!
*opens secret compartment in trenchcoat*
I've got all kinds of chocolate milk here. Hersheys, Ovaltine, Bosco, Nesquik, even the cheap kind you find at the gas station. Just for a nickel. Hurry up and pay before da managers see us. :P
*Ahem* Not so fast! *Confiscates Jafar's chocolate milk stuff* We'll have to keep you under tighter watch, Jafar. There will be NO chocolate smuggling in this Asylum! :P
just because i want chocolate milk? whats so interresting about that? XD
--
[whisper] *Slips Jafar a dime* give me two Hersheys [/whisper] :pokerface:
*gobles them up* XD
In case you didn't notice, I ALREADY CONFISCATED THEM. That means I have them, and Jafar DOESN'T. Hmmm...I wonder what you actually ate... :P
i bought it in 1:36 before you noticed ;)
i just took to long to post it XD
You're hopeless!
My chocolate... :'(
It's okay, Jafar. Here's some warm milk. *Huggles*
Quote from: Lollotte on October 08, 2005, 06:31:51 PM
It's okay, Jafar. Here's some warm milk. *Huggles*
*Waits until she's not looking, then reaches into another secret stash: IN HIS HAIR, takes out a box with a ball of chocolate, and drops it in his milk* :angel:
[whisper] is there any more? [/whisper]
XD
Any more what? What are you talking about? *drinks milk* :angel:
*grabs jafar and shakes him upside down* XD
*Nothing happens*
Put me down, you Tifa-obsessed maniac!
*throws Jafar in the trash can*
finally, some chocolate milk. *grabs Jafars cup and drinks the rest of his milk* XD
RAGE!!!
You crossed the line. >:(
KAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAA!
*puts the trash can's lid back on*
oh just hush, i need to take a nap :pokerface:
XD
*teleports right in front of Raf*
HAAAAAAAA!
*MEGA ZAPS Raf* :suffer:
should i use wrath again? XD
Bring it on, fatso! XD
me fat?
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...what you say? :P
/me gives all the patients chocolate :D
If they don't have chocolate they are just going to keep hurting each other, I think chocolate can be an exception ;)
Omgsh! Yay! Chocolate! *takes chocolate, goes back to cell, and eats it happily and calmly*
See I do have good ideas sometimes :D
Quote from: racx_00 on October 09, 2005, 03:24:02 AM/me gives all the patients chocolate :D
If they don't have chocolate they are just going to keep hurting each other, I think chocolate can be an exception ;)
I'm not entirely sure this is such a good idea....
/me assigns guard cats to watch patients and return them to their cell if they start to act hyper
Gosh! So much happens when I decide to break for sleep! ::)
Good move putting the cats on active watch CC. I dread to think what would happen with sugar high Asylum citizens on the loose. :P
Thanks, Jason. I forgive ya for the chocolate wall incident. :P
Forgiveness is good. Chocolate wall incident...not so good. :P
Quote from: Lollotte on October 09, 2005, 08:40:22 PM
Forgiveness is good. Chocolate wall incident...not so good. :P
It was good to me, until i was stabbed again :P
Don't worry I still have needles to stab with :evil:
Anyway just because they're insane doesn't necessarily mean they will become hyper from eating chocolate :P
Yeah, but there's always the risk.
Ah well, the needles are standing by :D
Great to have you on board, racx! Now I don't have to deal with the needles, and the patients stay well behaved (for the most part). ;D
I think the fact that I am the one using the needles scares the patients :P
*stares at needles scornfully :P
I already asked about this in the first Asylum thread, but here it goes again: MAY I PLEASE JOIN THE ASYLUM STAFF? I am currently unemployed but I think I'm getting better, from my being insane... Now if only the people would stop following me...
You'll have to wait for Bob to answer that, because I don't think I'm allowed to hire staff :-\
Unfortunately, Deloria, you are in no condition to be hired yet. Maybe, when you're better, you can talk to Bob.
But what's wrong with me?
You can be staff for two days starting from now :D
If you like it and get enough experience you might just get a full-time job ;D
What job what you like to do while working for the asylum ???
Thanks! *Huggz* you won't regret it. I'd like to cater the coffee and chocolate but I don't think Lolotte would approve so I'll be the (un)official Psychiatrist/Psychologist.
Yeah I'll distribute the chocolate XD
Ah! You were right about the coffee/chocolate! ;)
Welcome aboard for the short time you will be with us! Any of the patients up for counseling?
I am XD
You aren't a patient again are you?
He's staff and a patient. :P
Don't ask, it'll just give you a headache. :P
I manage the asylum from my cell XD
His cell is padded, so it's more comfortable that way. :P
Yeah those metal seats start to hurt after a while XD
Also because I work from my cell, if I have a relapse I'm already locked away XD
Woah, these walls are sooo....significant.....And this couch it's soooooo soft..how-how's it doin' that? And this whole new wing is just......wow......
Do you need counseling? It sounds like you can't believe something. Mabye it's the fact that VUG practically KILLED KQIX! I still can't believe it... :'(
*stabs VU games with noodle sticks* Now how does it feel? :suffer:
Thank you. I feel slightly better.
Don't worry, racx is bound to stab VU with needles at some point...oh, and the Jarada Knights and Princess Kelsey are planning to take back KQIX, by force if needed! ;D
*Happy medication wears off* Ow my head....was i just frolicking just then? :pokerface: This doesn't leave the wing...... now onto more important matters, like raiding VU, angry mob style :sneaky:
*Injects everyone with happiness*
*Locks tem all in cells and waits for them to cool off* :P
*Feeds everyone chocolate* XD
uuughhhh happiness.....The mcfly album.....ughhhh is out.....he he I'm happy *gets lots of needles with happiness and starts injecting himself with happiness*
Whoa I used too much, he's hallucinating :-X :P
I don't like needles... :S
I'm not happy about the needles, ergo, they didn't work. :P
he probably missed XD
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as for raiding VU
[whisper]here's the plan, you with the funky shoes get some naplam, marshmallow man get some wood and you, new guy, get some meat. i'll be waiting out back by the grill[/whisper]
:pokerface:
XD
I prefer syringes to tablets, once I choked on a tablet when taking it with water, and the tablet tasted horrible :P
Quote from: racx_00 on October 12, 2005, 01:05:57 AM
*Injects everyone with happiness*
WOAH! here we go again. If I start to get a bit frolicky again, put my in a dark room and lock the door...
You need help! More professional help than I can give you! This guy needs a mental institution! A real one! *Locks Jump in Well in a dark wall with chocolate walls* Thank you Edgarnick. That was so gross I don't think we need to convince the patients NOT to eat the walls anymore. Who could have any appetite after being reminded of the few times they dry-swallowed a pill and promptly gagged.
Your welcome ;P haha now one can eat walls but me now, my plan worked.... :P
Racx, I think Edgarnick needs you... :P
Uhhhhh... hello? (hello...) woah.....cool echo in this cell..... HELLO (Hello, hello...) It puts the JiW in the cell...
Chocolate walls don't echo, your room isn't big enough
Quote from: Jump In Well on October 12, 2005, 07:23:32 PM
Uhhhhh... hello? (hello...) woah.....cool echo in this cell..... HELLO (Hello, hello...) It puts the JiW in the cell...
Quote from: Deloria on October 13, 2005, 04:50:43 AM
Chocolate walls don't echo, your room isn't big enough
If that's the case, and he's hearing echoes that shouldn't be there, then he could probably use some medical assistance. :P
*Calls for Lollotte*
*Uses chloroform to knock edgarnick out for a few hours* :P
QuoteIf that's the case, and he's hearing echoes that shouldn't be there, then he could probably use some medical assistance. :P
:o Don't get near me with that stuff! *Starts banging on cell door* Let me out!
*knocked out* hehe....*snoors*....Gwen, I love you.....
Why am I stuck with you crazy people? :P
I should be asking the same question. ;P
*knocked out*...hehe...because I'm friends with...Wooldoor Sockbat....
*Sets up the hall for bingo night*
*Lets everyone outta their cells so they can meet in the hall for bingo*
Ok everyone take a seat and get ready for a night filled with bingo and no cheating ::) :P
Make sure all my bingo chips are blue, they gotta be blue. Definitely blue.. *Walks/stumbles to bungo hall
Quote from: Rosella on October 13, 2005, 02:52:50 PM
Why am I stuck with you crazy people? :P
Because you used too much glue. :P
*checks his Bingo card*
Aw, man! Why do I always get the unlikely numbers? :P
Now for the first *holy* number: THREE!
Three? Isn't there a letter before the number in bingo? ;P
At last the first *unholy number* comes foreward it's ZEVEN! :devil:
B6, gotcha. :P
A-12 SUNK!!!! I sunk his battleship!
Um, Deloria, Bingo doesn't involve battleships. :P
Aha! Then maybe we can blame the old management about not telling the new management and then they'll get in a scuffle and then Raf and koko can sneak in and Raf can take they rights (leaving a large chunk of money behind and later claim that he had sent them and email asking about the KQRights' price and since they didn't reply he thought that that meant go ahead) While koko stuffs all her petitions in Vivendi's mailbox.
Hey !!! I won! Wow I am too good at this :P
*Cleans up sarcasm*
*Continues to cheat*
And for what price will you go next?
A simple (very cheap) dishwasher or the hyper mega super cool price?
*won't tell you what that price is yet* :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 15, 2005, 12:18:18 PM
And for what price will you go next?
A simple (very cheap) dishwasher or the hyper mega super cool price?
*won't tell you what that price is yet* :P
price is probably a kis of a real old grandma
No, not at all!!
It's a hyper mega super cool price. Realy ;)
Asylum bingo is so much more amusing than regular bingo. It's great! :P
what are we playing again? :P *plays chess on the bingo card*
We're playing monopoly, duh. :P I'd like to buy a house for Baltic!
Wow. Who knew bingo was so complex? I should write a paper on it. :P
They've all lost it :P
We're not in an asylum for nothing! ;D
I'll agree with that.
Can I lose it as well then ???
Yep. :P
Don't mind if I do !!!
*starts bashing head on walls and saying happiness is your friend*
:) :)
Er....CC! Lollotte! Help!! :'(
Fine I won't go nuts, but don't worry because when you aren't looking happiness will come and it will get you :P :suffer:
/me listens to "Smile like you mean it"
;P
LOL! The happiness has gotten you already :P
YOU mentioned the Killers! :P
Racx, calm down! You're a little worked up. Have some warm milk. ;D
*rolls the dice*
All right! A triple word score! ;D
*Drinks warm milk*
Wow that tastes good, as usual :D
/me mutters something about chocolate... :P
[whisper] Yeah I put the chocolate into the drink already, you want some? [/whisper]
Nah, I'm fine for now. And I still got my secret stash.
Give me some or I'll tell Lollotte.
First, you gots-ta make a deal, see? Ya got anythin ta pay for dat?
Here take this, but I didn't give it to ya :P
I don't want Lollotte sacking me XD
Quote from: racx_00 on October 15, 2005, 05:28:24 PM
Here take this, but I didn't give it to ya :P
I Don't want Lollotte sacking me XD
Wise decision. Now let's leave before we look suspicious.
If we all leave at once it'll look suspicious as well :-\
We all leave within 5 gramnals of each other :P
Umm... sure that sounds good, I guess :P
How about we talk about something and then once the conversation dies, we leave?
But once we all leave, we can converse as much as we want. :P
Erm...whatever
So, how's the weather? :P
It's pretty good
We could just use my teleporter and warp outta here XD
Ah, yes, thats a great idea!
Looks like rain...
Er...What's a great idea?
Uh oh...
*The three of us are suddenly surrounded by guard cats*
Um....can I help you?
Oops.
/me teleports them off the Asylum premises
Lets run for it XD
But isn't the asylum un-break-out-able? And isn't CC just going to come and say we're delusional? And that we were just having delusions of escaping? Or that teleportation devices aren't allowed on the premises?
...
Oh well
/me runs
I want chocolate...
I want chocolate....
Yeah, I'm simple ;P
Teleporters are probably just hallucinations of ours as well I guess :-\
/me gives Say chocolate and continues to hallucinate running away
Racx! *takes out magic staff* Hallucinations, begone!
Also, what's with the green?
It's whispering! :P
No clue...
*eats green chocolate*
:P
Hides big bar of chocolat behind his back so noboby sees it.
no chocolat here :suffer:
The chocolat feels strange like it's melting in her hands.
why wasn't it cheese :)
We should all stop whispering now
/me puts chocolate into his pocket and walks away XD
*steals Chocolate out of Racx's pocket*
Why are you all wispering :P?
/me stabs Nick with needle
Give me back my chocolate :P
/me stabs Jason with a bowl
Lets split it 50\50. :P
/me grabs the chloroform and uses it on Jafar
Hows about no ;P
Whats a chloroform? Is it anything like a moose?
Ahh.. yes it's a moose that makes you fall asleep for a long time :suffer: :evil:
HEY! It's a GIANT, TALKING, KITTY CAT! *starts jumping all over the place*
Talking Kitty! :D
Talking Kitty! :D
Talking Kitty! :D
Talking Kitty! :D
Talking Kitty! :D
* And so Jafar falls in a deed slumber.
coffered whit a moose from bottom to face.*
Will he ever awaken from his bad dreams? :zzz:
Whats a deed? Is it anything like a TALKING KITTY?
Yes it is like a talking kitty
YAY! *jumps over Jasons head*
Talking Kitty!
Talking Kitty!
Talking Kitty!
Talking Kitty!
Ah well even if he has gone nuts, atleast I get chocolate :P
*snatches the chocolate and does the Woody Woodpecker laugh*
:suffer:
/me attaches needles to his metal baseball bat and prepares to use it on Jafar :evil: :P
WHEEEEEEE! I'm the fastest marshmallow in all of Texico. You're never get me!
/me uses teleporter to get Jafar into his cell :P
Lets see you run away now :suffer:
*Back from crying in a corner*
Ow those needles must love me ;P *Gives Jafar mini teleporter* Its so small you can fit it through the bars :D
*Still is in bingo hall*
What just happened? :P
Quote from: edgarnick on October 16, 2005, 11:12:57 AM
*Back from crying in a corner*
Ow those needles must love me ;P *Gives Jafar mini teleporter* Its so small you can fit it through the bars :D
There are no bars in this wing :P
The rooms have doors with a window at the top and a slide thing to give patients food, and you can only open that with the key :P
*Steals a key*
:suffer: HAHA *goes insane and Stabs Racx with needles* Now how does it feel, Huh! *puts teleporter through slide and being ashamed, Gives key back to Racx*
/me feels all happy and sees red every where
:) Yay! Lets be happy :)
:) I like red :)
/me passes out on a pile of needles
Oh No what have I done ? :-X
Heheh !!!
WEEEEEEEEEE :D
I like this theme park. There are so many smilies spreading happiness :D
Blah Blee
Blee Fwee
Fwee Fwah
Fwah Blah
Blah Blee
Blee Fwee
Fwee Fwah
Fwah Blah
This moment of insanity brought to you by Boredom & Co. giving you by-products of boredom since 1992. :P
Fweeeeeee-hah
This roller coaster is so much fun, it's so red and happy :D
Send out a rescue team to safe racx guarded by some guarddogs.
I even asked doctor cadaveres if he would look at the patient. (Or where you hoping for a beuatifull nurse???)
Lollotte is a beautiful nurse that could... hey look a pink marshamallow :drunk:
That pink Marshamellow is Jafar, I think Lolette would do the job :P She is the nurse :P
Haha nurse, that's a funny word :drunk:
Bad Jason, no using the drunk smilie. :P
He's to drunk to see the diference between a nurse and lollotte :)
WEEEEEEE I'm happy !!!
Haha, look at the dancing needles, I think they want my blood :drunk:
i think tha alcohol won't let him feel the pain
but if this contniues we defenetly need doctor cadaveres to fix him (calls 119)
Alcohol :o
You want me to drink alcohol >:(, you needles are evil, leave me alone :'(
Hello, whith the MAD Doctor society.
Where is this mad man you mantioned? :P
No, leave me alone, someone gotta save me :drunk:
Bob, Lollotte anyone!! Save me from these evil happy people :(
Quote from: Lollotte on October 10, 2005, 02:43:11 PMUnfortunately, Deloria, you are in no condition to be hired yet. Maybe, when you're better, you can talk to Bob.
Quote from: Deloria on October 10, 2005, 03:10:42 PMThanks! *Huggz* you won't regret it. I'd like to cater the coffee and chocolate but I don't think Lolotte would approve so I'll be the (un)official Psychiatrist/Psychologist.
About that catering business, I believe we already have a waiter so for that you'd have to check if he were okay with that. 8)
*has been keeping a close eye on Deloria those two days but didn't see much activity*
Quote from: racx_00 on October 16, 2005, 01:22:08 PMNo, leave me alone, someone gotta save me :drunk:
Bob, Lollotte anyone!! Save me from these evil happy people :(
Oh no
you don't!
*removes racx from the various needles* 8)
Quote from: racx_00 on October 16, 2005, 12:38:48 PM
Lollotte is a beautiful nurse that could... hey look a pink marshamallow :drunk:
But of course! ;D ;]
Racx, happiness will not get you. Have some warm milk and breathe slowly.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2005, 01:12:04 PM
He's to drunk to see the diference between a nurse and lollotte :)
What difference? ::)
Yeah. I am the Asylum nurse, after all.
:o
I know that snow man! He's going to KILL US ALL!
Jafar--what snowman?
The one that's the ally of the bunny? :P
Yes! YES! He was in league with the Bunny all this time! They know that I know too much! :S
(\/)Â This is a bunny
(^^)Â Help him take over the world
(> <)o :D
/_|_\
He's happy because his plans are almost complete! :o
 _
_| |_Â This is a snowman
(^^)Â He's an ally of the bunny :D
(_:_)
(___)
Don't be fooled by their happy eyes? They're all mad! MAD, I SAY! They'll stop at nothing to take over. :P
Jafar, calm down! You are cozy in your lovely padded room, with a couple nice cats, and you have me and CC to look after you. I promise there are no crazy snowmen or bunnies anywhere. Besides, racx will stab you with a needle if you continue to believe in the snowman/bunny conspiracy. :P
>runs out of padded cell<
Guys! Guys! After I realized I wasn't clicking a clicky pen I went to work on a robot to find me one of those service bells....look! >holds up a stick< I call it Stickbert 4000! (It took me 4000 tries to get it right. :P)
I like have this bunny on my blog, I scares me in my dreams :sweating: :stabs:
(\ /) copy it into
(0.o) your space to
(> <)o help him achieve
/_l_\ world domination
Quote from: copycat on October 16, 2005, 03:42:54 PM
Oh no you don't!
*removes racx from the various needles* 8)
Thanks Bob! I'm gonna go to my cell XD
Quote from: Lollotte on October 16, 2005, 05:24:33 PM
But of course! ;D ;]
Racx, happiness will not get you. Have some warm milk and breathe slowly.
*Drinks warm milk*
Quote from: Questing Character on October 16, 2005, 11:28:06 PM
>runs out of padded cell<
Guys! Guys! After I realized I wasn't clicking a clicky pen I went to work on a robot to find me one of those service bells....look! >holds up a stick< I call it Stickbert 4000! (It took me 4000 tries to get it right. :P)
You are very umm.... skilled :P
Quote from: Jafar on October 16, 2005, 07:44:05 PM
Don't be fooled by their happy eyes? They're all mad! MAD, I SAY! They'll stop at nothing to take over. :P
Those bunnies and snow men aren't real, and if they were I would stab them to death with happiness needles :D :P
*Farquhar realizes that this is probably the most insane the asylum has ever been since the start of his employment*
Quote from: copycat on October 16, 2005, 03:42:54 PM
Quote from: Deloria on October 10, 2005, 03:10:42 PMThanks! *Huggz* you won't regret it. I'd like to cater the coffee and chocolate but I don't think Lolotte would approve so I'll be the (un)official Psychiatrist/Psychologist.
About that catering business, I believe we already have a waiter so for that you'd have to check if he were okay with that. 8)
Deloria is more than welcome to be my assistant, if that's okay with her. As far as catering the coffee goes though, we should probably be extra careful about having anything with caffeine around the patients.
*Since Farquhar is a hypocrite however, he has his own secret stash of coffee and other caffeinated beverages in his quarters.*
Quote from: Farquhar on October 17, 2005, 08:56:01 AM
*Since Farquhar is a hypocrite however, he has his own secret stash of coffee and other caffeinated beverages in his quarters.*
Hurray for hypocrites !!! :P
*Goes in search of his teleporter*
Hides something behind my back.
It'sno teleporter raely..... sneeks out quietly
/me asks icarus if he would like some coffee or chocolateand then quickly stabs him with a needle and checks whats behind his back :P
Bugger, it wasn't the teleporter :!Oops:
/me whistles innocently and walks away :P
Falls helpless on the ground feeling enormous pain.
Can't move anymore...........
/me goes to find the happiness extractor needle and puts icarus in padded cell
*Gilgamesh comes out of the shades and uses a can filled whit madness powder to make everybody crazy* ;P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 17, 2005, 10:54:02 AM
*Gilgamesh comes out of the shades and uses a can filled whit madness powder to make everybody crazy* ;P
Too late. XD
*Nooooo, this can't be!
Why does this happen to me right now?*
*trows empty can away*
Crazy....I was crazy once.......they locked me up in a dark room and threw away the key......I lived in that room, I died in that room, I was buried in that room......Then the worms came.....I hate worms, they drive me crazy.......
Crazy....I was crazy once.......they locked me up in a dark room and threw away the key......I lived in that room, I died in that room, I was buried in that room......Then the worms came.....I hate worms, they drive me crazy.......
*rambles on incoherently*
/me stabs Zelly with happiness needle
May happiness fill you with... well happiness :P
Happy=good :) needles=bad :(
icarus dies..... He wait icarus died already when he crashed into the see.
O yes the gods riveved him so they could play whit him soo soon i will be rivived again and die again???? Noooooooooooo!!!! stop torturing me.....................................
People haven't been this insane since... well the first asylum wing :P
That or it was well hidden. ;)
*Here is doctor insane!
Does anybody needs some needles?*
I'm sure that Racx has plenty of needles. :P
*stays clear of Doctor Insane and Racx*
Needles are bad!
/me stabs Farquhar with a happiness needle :P
Everyone needs to be stabbed eventually :D :P
*Farquhar starts to feel dizzy, and then suddenly feels happier.*
:) Racx's needles aren't so bad after all. :)
:) They make people happy :)
:) Or at least they make me happy. :)
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY, Weeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Why is everybody so happy?
Doesn't nobody wants to be insane? :P
*looks in his bag for other insane things*
*laughs insanely*
I'll show you my most POWERFUL program!
*typity typity typity typity, enter*
Hear that sound? It's the Recycling Bin coming to GET you! :suffer:
O, no not the recycle bin! :o
*runs away as fast as his feets could carry him*
still tight up and dying :'(
Muahahahahahaha! :suffer:
GET THEM!
*Zelly runs from the needles and recycling bins.*
HELP!!!! I demand to see the leader of this fine establishment!
Calm down *wonders why the patients are so delusional lately* :S
*Teleports them all to their cells* :P
*Recycling Bin turns around and starts chasing me*
What!? :o
*runs* How DARE you!? >:(
*Uses needle on Jafar and locks him in padded cell*
Don't worry the recycle bin is gone now :)
That trecherous traitor! It tried to trick me! It almost deleted me! >:(
*smiles innocently*
But I am calm.
Quote from: Jafar on October 17, 2005, 12:35:10 PM
That trecherous traitor! It tried to trick me! It almost deleted me! >:(
You should never trust a recycle bin. :no:
They can be way too unpredictable :P
Data should BEHAVE AS SUCH!
....
>_>
Quote from: racx_00 on October 17, 2005, 11:57:08 AM/me stabs Farquhar with a happiness needle :P
Everyone needs to be stabbed eventually :D :P
Would you quit with the stabbing already! :stars:
One more needle stab and I'll put you in isolation! 8)
Quote from: Zelly on October 17, 2005, 12:28:54 PMHELP!!!! I demand to see the leader of this fine establishment!
You rang (virtually)? :pokerface:
Fine no more needle stabbing :'(, how about syringes :idea:
Okay, everybody needs some calming in here. Whenever needed, I will offer yoga classes to relax all you peoples' minds, bodies, and spirits. Anyone up for yoga?
I would like some yoga as soon as I can stop running from that recycle bin.
*still running as fast as he can*
Know quite a bit of Yoda, I do. Yes? Mmm... :P
Yoga!! :D Yoga rules. :P
I can't do some yoga practice.
I'm still tight and can't move
Yoga is meant to loosen you up. It feels great! ;D
A very interesting excercise, Yoda is, yes? Hehehehehehehe!
It's not Yoda...but I'll let it go. :P
I'm tired of running!
* picks item out over bagg of very evil things.* :devil:
the director of vivendi!!
*throws the director of vivendi into the recycle bin* :furious:
Let's see what will happen to the recycle bin, wha ha ha ha!
The asylum needs a gym :P
/me joins yoga classes :D
*recycle bin explodes and a new director of vivendi is created by the recyle bin.*
"Better have a used parts director than no director"
Time for some yoga!
*gilgamesh starts whit the yoga lesson no. 1. :o*
I will join eventhough I get plenty of exercise, and can we do rugby :P
/me does yoga
Dog pose, child pose, tree pose...It's all very calming. ^^
Wait a sec, cobra pose? :P
*Farquhar is more than happy to do yoga too, even though he is not a patient.*
Yoga fire!
We can mwake you a patient farquhar................
Ah, but then the asylum would be without a sane waiter. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 19, 2005, 12:54:04 PM*recycle bin explodes and a new director of vivendi is created by the recyle bin.*
Darned, and just when I was about to empty that Recycle Bin. 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 19, 2005, 12:54:04 PM*gilgamesh starts whit the yoga lesson no. 1. :o*
I thought Lollotte was supposed to be the yoga instructor for this lesson. However, if you want to warm up first, be my guest.
Quote from: Farquhar on October 19, 2005, 01:46:44 PM*Farquhar is more than happy to do yoga too, even though he is not a patient.*
You don't need to be a patient to join this yoga lesson. In this case, it's open for all, including Asylum staff members. Even I will be joining, if I can make it in time, given my current busy schedule.
Quote from: icarus on October 19, 2005, 02:09:27 PMWe can mwake you a patient farquhar................
Ahem, if I see anyone trying to trick Farquhar into posting a post that could be interprated as being an insane post, I will not hold it against him and he will not be admitted as patient. Remember that
I have the final say in whoever is admitted or not into this Asylum. :scholar:
Quote from: Farquhar on October 19, 2005, 02:16:51 PMAh, but then the asylum would be without a sane waiter. :P
Can't have an insane waiter running around the Asylum. Besides that, I would never allow an insane person to have access to the food storage room so that person could not be a waiter. :pokerface:
Quote from: copycat on October 17, 2005, 03:11:16 PM
You rang (virtually)? :pokerface:
I was being chased by evil needles and recycle bins!
*looks around*
Hey! They're gone!!!! ;D
Thank you! Can I join in the yoga too?
*Sits down by where everyone is getting ready*
are the recycle bins and needles really gone?
Needles are definitely gone, the recycle bin was never here :P
YAY! So many yoga people!
Kelsey, there's Baby Cobra and Full Cobra--or Chatarunga. Also Pigeon Pose, Corpse Pose, Triangle Pose, Half-Moon...um... ;D Poses are officially called Kivasinas.
Quote from: racx_00 on October 19, 2005, 06:37:44 PM
Needles are definitely gone, the recycle bin was never here :P
Those are like, totally last words, dude. :P
*Recycling Bin like, rises again to wreck some really gnarly havoc!* :o
Quote from: racx_00 on October 19, 2005, 06:37:44 PMthe recycle bin was never here :P
Sure there was. Every self-respecting Asylum needs a recycle bin. 8)
Quote from: Lollotte on October 19, 2005, 08:15:02 PMKelsey, there's Baby Cobra and Full Cobra--or Chatarunga. Also Pigeon Pose, Corpse Pose, Triangle Pose, Half-Moon...um... ;D Poses are officially called Kivasinas.
/me gets lost in all these terms.
:stars:
Could you start the lesson at a level which ensures even I, who have absolutely no experience with this, can follow? Thank you. :yes:
Quote from: Lollotte on October 19, 2005, 08:15:02 PM
YAY! So many yoga people!
Kelsey, there's Baby Cobra and Full Cobra--or Chatarunga. Also Pigeon Pose, Corpse Pose, Triangle Pose, Half-Moon...um... ;D Poses are officially called Kivasinas.
I never actually learned the poses, they were just incorporated into my Pilates tape. :P
Think yoga is really bogus, I do. All about jumping jacks and weight-lifting, it is. Forget sit-ups and push-ups, you should not. Yes? :P
Yoga has nothing to do with working out. It's stress relief and it calms your spirit.
Quote from: copycat on October 20, 2005, 03:13:47 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on October 19, 2005, 06:37:44 PMthe recycle bin was never here :P
Sure there was. Every self-respecting Asylum needs a recycle bin. 8)
They thought a Microsoft Windows recycling bin was chasing them though :-\
Quote from: Jafar on October 21, 2005, 11:54:29 AM
Think yoga is really bogus, I do. All about jumping jacks and weight-lifting, it is. Forget sit-ups and push-ups, you should not. Yes? :P
I agree with the weight-lifting, sit-ups and push-ups etc, but there's nothing wrong with trying something new :D
Okay i agree with situps etc but can we have rugby? :P
I'll do soccer classes but nothing else :P
Quote from: Rosella on October 21, 2005, 01:21:12 PM
Yoga has nothing to do with working out. It's stress relief and it calms your spirit.
Bizzare positions relieve stress? :P
Yes they do :P
Quote from: copycat on October 19, 2005, 03:26:18 PM
Can't have an insane waiter running around the Asylum. Besides that, I would never allow an insane person to have access to the food storage room so that person could not be a waiter. :pokerface:
Your right, if someone insane had access to all of that food, it could be very, very dangerous. Who knows what could be secretly passed out to other patients? :P
Quote from: Jafar on October 21, 2005, 02:21:39 PM
Quote from: Rosella on October 21, 2005, 01:21:12 PM
Yoga has nothing to do with working out. It's stress relief and it calms your spirit.
Bizzare positions relieve stress? :P
And the postions are not bizarre. I just started doing yoga a month ago and I really like it. It is kind of like dancing. And you wouldn't believe how relaxing doing these poses is. ;D
Yeah, what she said. Yoga rules. :P
Quote from: Lollotte on October 21, 2005, 06:17:53 PM
And the postions are not bizarre. I just started doing yoga a month ago and I really like it. It is kind of like dancing. And you wouldn't believe how relaxing doing these poses is. ;D
Dancing is evil, I don't want to do dancing :P
DANCING IS EVIL?!? :o
HOW CAN DANCING BE EVIL?!?
BTW, thanks for the support, Rosella! ;D
I don't enjoy it, I suck at it :-\
Dancing isn't evil, it's just not nice! ::)
Yoga is creepieh and ebil. :P
Dancing is fun. I'm terrible at it, but it's an awesome way to get exercise while being insane. Yoga is relaxing and calming, and if you can't understand that, then you've never tried it.
Exactly. I love dancing and I love yoga, and it doesn't matter if you're bad at either one. Just have fun with it! It's a sure-fire way to get girls to admire you. :P
*remembers a guy who wouldn't dance even though he was ok at it*
Don't be like him. ;P
Yep, they'll be doing ALOT of admiring once you're a human pretzel... :P
Yoga doesn't involve flexibility as much as you might think, just stretching. Stop being so negative! :P
Actually, they will admire you as a 'human pretzel'. I can almost be a 'human pretzel'...I'm super flexible. ;D
*wonders if Lollotte knows what she'd get on the v-sit*
What's the v-sit?
You sit with your legs shoulder width apart and stretch forward. You measure how far past your legs you can get. It's awesome-ful.
Oh yeah! I haven't done that in a while!
I think I'll stick to normal stretching, thank you. :P
*starts meditating
hummmmm
there are no evil recicling bins
And where do I come in? You mean I can't participate in the thievery that Raf probably needs help with? I'm a member of the Silmarien Thieves Guild. I resent that! :P
Quote from: Lollotte on October 21, 2005, 09:11:43 PM
Oh yeah! I haven't done that in a while!
I got 12 1/2 inches last year, but I've probably tensed up over the summer. I need to do more Pilates. :P
*uses Paladin-ness to arrest Deloria*. :P
*still doesn't know how to do a v-sit*
*Looks for demonstrations* :P
Do you want the return of stick dude? :P
Yes, stick dude like so needs to make a return :D
Jafar shouldn't you arest yourself to?
since you act like a paladin. A paladin is pure good and blames himself for all the bad in the world.
You must be thinking of the wrong kind of paladin. :P Why lock myself up when I can be out fighting for justice?
If you believe in the most extreme form of good you always find a way to blame yourself.
Why didn't you stoped this evil in the past. That is the crime a paladin makes.
It's true that you can blame alot of things on yourself, but you need to correct your mistakes. And the evil in the past may have been too distant, or powerful to stop then. But it can still be stopped in the present!
Other parts of the plan that I uh....left out.... ::)
Deloria will burn the words KQIX FOREVER into the CEO's desk, (and many other places including the stalls in the bathrooms)
Icarus will run around in his monk costume and distract the security guards and Jafar will do the tango with a lamp providing even more confusion. And to add to the confusion Yonkey will dress up as Jar Jar Binks and bunjee jump out of an exploding helicopter.
Vivendi guard will = :stars: :stupid: :stupid: :stars: :stars:
And POS will = ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on October 22, 2005, 05:23:52 PM
And to add to the confusion Yonkey will dress up as Jar Jar Binks and bunjee jump out of an exploding helicopter.
That would never happen -- the dressing up as Jar Jar part, that is. ;P
Plus RAF is the one who dances with lamps. :P
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on October 22, 2005, 05:23:52 PM
Other parts of the plan that I uh....left out.... ::)
Deloria will burn the words KQIX FOREVER into the CEO's desk, (and many other places including the stalls in the bathrooms)
Icarus will run around in his monk costume and distract the security guards and Jafar will do the tango with a lamp providing even more confusion. And to add to the confusion Yonkey will dress up as Jar Jar Binks and bunjee jump out of an exploding helicopter.
Vivendi guard will = :stars: :stupid: :stupid: :stars: :stars:
And POS will = ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
This sounds like soooo much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to help!!! I want to help!!!
*dances around in circles waving her arms above her head*
Pick me pick me!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
lets raid them XD
Quote from: Rosella on October 22, 2005, 05:52:51 PM
Plus RAF is the one who dances with lamps. :P
what? XD
start shouting: Here is the monk of king's quest 2. I resently retuned out of daventry becouse of a shocking wedding
* looks around the corners to see if all is save. *
Your surrounded by the insane..... of course everything isn't safe. :P
I sense rambling! What are you all going on about now? *takes out notebook snd pen* Commence. :P
/me thinks it's about time he updated the patient list :P
which list? eats list... jummie ;D
/me prints off another copy of the list :P
If you continue to eat the list you will eventually become sick :P
He look I've got some scissors let's play whit them! ;D
* uses scissors to cut the copy of the list into ... it must be something * :scholar:
/me teleports himself and his work computer into the main office so no one can destroy the list again :P
Try and cut it now :P
To bad i can't ate the new one. The first one tased good. :X
* looks at his newly bought flamethrower *
Terrible now I can't see if it realy works. :'(
I agree, racx. We definitely need an updated list. So many new insane people! :P
I think this insanety if more infectious than any other illness on the world.
*starts to dance on my hands
ha ha gona infect more people whit this insanety
*puts on gas mask* :-X
Nothing can protect you. Nothing.
Starts dancing around edgarnick doing the crazy dance :P
Here we go, icarus...into your lovely padded room...*shuts icarus in padded room* There we go. Do some yoga exercises to relax. :P
*insert random sarcastic remark about pretzels here* XD
*takes of gas mask* 8)
she 's making a list
checking it twice
....
who's incane or nice
:suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
Lucky me I'm not insane or nice.
I'm just evil, or you just belief that I'm evil. :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
Quote from: racx_00 on October 21, 2005, 01:41:55 PMThey thought a Microsoft Windows recycling bin was chasing them though :-\
Oh dear. M$ is ebil, especially its recycle bin. ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 26, 2005, 11:16:17 AMLucky me I'm not insane or nice.
I'm just evil, or you just belief that I'm evil. :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
Hmmm, someone who's not part of the KQIX tema using that much suffer-smilies, can't be something good.
/me puts Gilgamesh in observation :scholar:
Good move, CC.
And as for your random remarks about pretzels Jafar...they'll be stopping soon. :P
Make them. :P
Wait, hold on, I didn't mean it! :o *runs*
I put all my chewing gum on the door so nobody can enter my room
yummie a bar of chocolat
*gets a stick and starts removing the chewing gum*
HAHAHAHA :suffer:
* gilgamesh uses potion of invicebility to dissapear and walks past everybody stealtly *
Ha, no one can put this great guy under observation! ;D
Okay--
1. Gilgamesh, just because you're wearing white doesn't mean you're invisible. :P
2. Thank you edgarnick! *confiscates chocolate from icarus*
3. Jafar, you WANT me to make it stop? *Takes out magic staff* ;D
he that's not fair.... col
starts eating my bag filled whit drop :P
So, there are some who can see me.
*thinks about how to confince lollotte* :idea:
* Gives some chocolate cheese to lollotte * :D
Chocolate cheese?? :X
:P
steels the chocolat cheese and hides it in his secret compartment in his room
Quote from: Lollotte on October 27, 2005, 09:07:04 AM3. Jafar, you WANT me to make it stop? *Takes out magic staff*Â ;D
Aren't you PART of the Asylum Staff? ;P
* Takes out spyglasses and starts to search for the chocolate cheese *
yuck, the chocolate chesse sounds, gross, I think Jafar would like the chocolate cheese :P
Why is my name being associated with something gross? :P
actually your being associated with cheese :-X
Quote from: Jafar on October 27, 2005, 10:35:52 AM
Quote from: Lollotte on October 27, 2005, 09:07:04 AM3. Jafar, you WANT me to make it stop? *Takes out magic staff* ;D
Aren't you PART of the Asylum Staff? ;P
Yes. And I wouldn't do anything to hurt you. I'm making the "pretzelly" thoughts stop. :P
Do you not like cheese, edgarnick? :o
No one can like cheese if it's covered in chocolate. :P
For some reason, I feel like eating pretzels...
Quote from: Lollotte on October 27, 2005, 04:36:13 PM
Quote from: Jafar on October 27, 2005, 10:35:52 AM
Quote from: Lollotte on October 27, 2005, 09:07:04 AM3. Jafar, you WANT me to make it stop? *Takes out magic staff*Â ;D
Aren't you PART of the Asylum Staff? ;P
Yes. And I wouldn't do anything to hurt you. I'm making the "pretzelly" thoughts stop. :P
Do you not like cheese, edgarnick? :o
I like some types, But I don't like cheese strong :P
Quote from: edgarnick on October 27, 2005, 02:48:37 PM
yuck, the chocolate chesse sounds, gross, I think Jafar would like the chocolate cheese :P
I think your a little bit right about that. :)
*stops searching and takes a chocolate bar out of bagg and starts eating it* :P
*snitches on Gilgamesh*
I'm sorry but...Lollette! He's got chocolate :suffer:
I thought we were going to ban chocolate due to the caffeine contained within. :P
We must search the whole asylum and make sure that no patients have any more.
*Farquhar makes sure to take any chocolate items off of the menu as well.*
Thank you! I really appreciate that! ;D
don't look behind that sign "my secret hiding place for chocolat isn't here" becouse there is no secret hiding place :-\
Well, thank you for informing me! *Looks behind it and finds chocolate* Hmm...I'll just confiscate this... ;D
*Sneakes pass lollotte and take the chocolat back add put it all in my mouth.*
yummy 7 bars of chocolat ;D
RACX, COME OVER HERE AND DETOX ICARUS! :P
I'll help
* get's his plumber kit * :P
Icarus is going to have an awful stomach ache if he eats all that chocolate. XD
Seeing I can't use needles anymore, I use leeches to get the caffeine out :D
/me gets Icarus and places leeches on him
Ok leave them on for a day and he should be fine *doesn't even think it will work* :P
The needles have gone! Yay! :P
Leeches are more painful and 10 are used per person :P
*Gulp* :sweating:
Don't worry we are only testing leeches at the moment. Icarus is the first to be blessed with the treatment :D
If he dies, we will find another way :P
XD poor Icarus
It will teach him and others not to eat chocolate :P, and if it doesn't then there will be less patients to tend to :evil: :suffer:
icarus dies (again)
nope wrong treatment
O my god, racx killed icarus.
You ........
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 29, 2005, 10:22:17 AM
O my god, racx killed icarus.
You ........ extra nice person
Why, thank you Gilgamesh :D :P
/me resurrects Icarus
NEVER EAT CHOCOLATE AGAIN! >:( ;P
* put's his plumber set back in his bagg *
Racx next time just use my plumber set.
That won't teach people NOT to do it though :-\
Well I don't think so.
*takes out a bar of chocolate and starts eating it*
I never knew insane people had such hard heads! :P
rack you don't have to revive me. The old Greek gods keep playing whit me by letting me die and reviving me again. :'(
Ok, I'll let you rest :D
But you will be alive soon :P
Can we atleast cremate him and see what happens when he comes back :P
That would be rather interesting :D
But so cruel :P
/me walks away from Icarus' body, and leaves Nick in the room XD
do i get a layer of sunlotion on my body first before you burn me? ???
Don't worry I ain't burning ya ;)
Besides, it's against the fire code to purposely burn anything within the Asylum's premises.
/me accidently drops a lit match XD
Wasn't me :P
*runs away*
Racx, how dare you! You're an employee! *runs after him, and recalls that this feels stragely familiar* :P
But what will happen to patients that recently die in here?
Quote from: Lollotte on October 29, 2005, 02:34:38 PM
*runs after him, and recalls that this feels stragely familiar* :P
It does feel strangely farmiliar, but I cant quite work it out XD
Quote from: icarus on October 29, 2005, 02:36:57 PM
But what will happen to patients that recently die in here?
They go to the Asylum Cemetary, or, if they are cremated, their ashes are scattered on the premises.
What if they want their ashes spread elsewhere? Like in time-square on New Year's Eve so that they can infect....be seen...by the most people!
I think you're confusing snow with cremated ashes. ;P
Don't want to get burned anymore. So under the ground whit me? To much digging to get out when i rivive. Asks realy nice to lock my room till i rivive and not let anyone enter my room.
dont ever bother to try to kill Jason, he just wont die XD
in other news:
ETs took away the towns power earlier today. The police are investigating and WILL blow up their planet if proven true. More later at 5. Now for the weather.
weatherman: today is going to be very cloudy and might rain in the late afternoon. Heavy rain is expected si get your boats and bathing suits out and have fun in the gutters. Madman will now be giving you inside coverage of the KQIX asylum.
Madman: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! YOU CANT GET ME!!
Cat1: GET DOWN FROM THERE!!
Cat2: GET THE SHOTS!
Madman: Not the pointy stuff!! I get down i get down!
Cat1: now be a good boy and take this pill
Madman: this is good
Cat2: Keep an eye on him
Madman: Well, life in here is good. People are always being brought in. The problem is that very few are actually crazy. The crazy ones are the ma-
Cat1: HOLD HIM!
Madman: NOW GUYS!
*people and cats start running everywhere and camera flys into the ground*
Anchordude: well..... anyways, earlier today there was an escape atempt in the asylum. 20 patients ran around in their underwear while the guard cats went around dragging them back inside
Camera man: psst, want comercials?
Anchordude: we'll be back after these messages
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Hhey aren't killing jason they are killing me.
in that case, how can i help? XD
* looks at everybody whit a smile * ;D
Did you all know that the cleaning soda I use is made out of sugar?
that's evil, i don't believe you :P
*dashes to the closet where the stuff is stored* XD
*Hide myself in my secret place bihind the sign.*
I'm not here :P
* drinks a bit of the cleaning soda in his bucket *
dilicious. ;D
Laught silensly.
I just did the floor here in my room whit that cleaning soda
*walks in with her horde of Mango hybrids*
Wow, this place has sure gotten big, eh? It's great to visit again ;)
>_>
<_<
(No ones looking...)
*eats a mango* :P
Quote from: icarus on October 30, 2005, 12:44:52 PM
Laught silensly.
I just did the floor here in my room whit that cleaning soda
Yes it is that bucket, but I have cleaned it! :)
Quote from: Jafar on October 30, 2005, 02:00:51 PM
>_>
<_<
(No ones looking...)
*eats a mango* :P
:o Poor Mango!
*does the Heimlech manuver on Jafar*
It was A mango! A ordinary, immobile, non-sentinent mango!
Er, I mean, I didn't do it! I was FRAMED!
Quote from: Raforever on October 29, 2005, 10:14:32 PM
dont ever bother to try to kill Jason, he just wont die XD
Yet, I now have a 1.8ghz rubber chicken for a brain. I think death would be better than a rubber chicken brain :P
Quote from: Jafar on October 30, 2005, 02:14:23 PM
It was A mango! A ordinary, immobile, non-sentinent mango!
Er, I mean, I didn't do it! I was FRAMED!
Do you have multiple personalities ???
No, I'm just trying to hide the fact that I-
Erm, I mean, yes, I do. Neither of my personalities are guilty though. :angel:
One of them are :P
/me goes to get the leeches
/me killed the leeches :P
/me goes to get the ones that were used on Icarus :P
/me killed those too. :suffer:
/me goes to get his metal bat, but can't be buggered so just sits and eats chocolate :D
/me killed the metal bat too XD
I lub my metal bat :'(
You big pinkeh meanieh >:( :P
Did I say killed? I meant to say froze in carbonite.
YAY! Now it can see the future :P
Don't think too long on it. :P
he might kill us too :P
/me goes to get Raf :suffer: :P
racx look at what I have got for you! ;)
* takes new metal bat out of bagg of many evil things * ;D
YAY! Thanks Gilgamesh :D
/me goes on a rampage
* starts laughing * :suffer:
Go racx go!
*breaks up the party and arrests Jason* :suffer:
Quote from: Rosella on October 31, 2005, 04:29:35 AM
*breaks up the party and arrests Jason* :suffer:
Quick thinking. ;D
Perhaps we should lock Jason up in his padded cell for a while until he calms down.
We can't have our assistant manager going on rampages now can we. XD
Is the fire gone? And are there no more lighters?
Gets out of his secert hiding place.
I know other ways to start fires without using lighters :suffer:
Runs far away from edgarnick. jikes
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE its all this halloween candy :suffer: :P *hides candy it from Lollotte and Racx :P*
Quote from: edgarnick on October 31, 2005, 10:20:50 AM
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE its all this halloween candy :suffer: :P *hides candy it from Lollotte and Racx :P*
I saw that!
Racx!! Lollotte!! Edgarnick has chocolate.
* waits to see what will happen *
edgar for a bar of chocolat i will stop gilgamesh shouting
Sure, *hands chocolate to Icarus* but what are you going to do with Gilgamesh?
starts shouting look gilgamesh just ate some chocolat his mouth is all brown (hides his painting set) :suffer:
It's treu but I have a surprise!!
* takes a dozen barrs of chocolate out of his bagg and shares them whit everybody *
Where is all of this chocolate coming from?! :o
We're gonna have to set up chocolate searching checkpoints for those going in and out of the asylum, or something.
If we allowed patients to eat chocolate, then people wouldn't mention it anymore and we wouldn't have to worry about it :D
It would be a win/win situation :P
Not if this chocolate is different!!
It's made out of goatmilk! ;D
why don't you releace a chocolat monster? It atacks all that eats chocolat ;D
Because monsters are scary and bad for mental health. Whereas, chocolate is good! It even prevents madness! See, I read it in this accurate scientific journal! >holds up a handwritten paper that says "Chocolait iz gud fer yoo"<
Such a monster could be even worse than me!
Then again not everybody likes goatmilk! ;D
Quote from: Questing Character on November 01, 2005, 08:45:55 AM
Because monsters are scary and bad for mental health. Whereas, chocolate is good! It even prevents madness! See, I read it in this accurate scientific journal! >holds up a handwritten paper that says "Chocolait iz gud fer yoo"<
Well their spelling isn't very accurate :P
most of the wise people have spelling troubles so it looks very real :P
Shouldn't we go cleaning this place up or are we here just to bribe people whit food?
Well I've been arrested, so I ain't doing anything :P
Racx--please! This is improper conduct for an Asylum employee! :P
You can be both arrested and an employee at the same time? :o
XD
Too much multi-tasking for my liking :P
Quote from: MangoMercury on October 30, 2005, 01:11:07 PM*walks in with her horde of Mango hybrids*
Wow, this place has sure gotten big, eh? It's great to visit again ;)
*welcomes Mango in the new Asylum wing*
Quote from: Farquhar on November 01, 2005, 02:37:15 AMWhere is all of this chocolate coming from?! :o
We're gonna have to set up chocolate searching checkpoints for those going in and out of the asylum, or something.
Indeed, this is getting out of hand. *sends cat staff on patrol with portable chocolate detectors and places chocolate detectors at all entraces of Asylum*
Quote from: racx_00 on November 01, 2005, 03:07:33 PMWell I've been arrested, so I ain't doing anything :P
Arrested? By whom? The Asylum can't arrest anyone. 8)
Quote from: Yonkey on November 01, 2005, 03:19:35 PMYou can be both arrested and an employee at the same time? :o
XD
Actually, when Asylum staff are temporarily unavailable to perform their duty, their security card access is disabled. :scholar:
hides all his chocolat in his secret place here they never find it :P
Why are you stuffing chocolate in my closet? :P
* puts plastic chocolate barrs in his bagg *
They'll never see the difference! :P
Quote from: Jafar on November 02, 2005, 04:02:19 AM
Why are you stuffing chocolate in my closet? :P
drapt they found my secet hiding place
Jafar's wardrobe, isn't good enough to hide chocolate *sniffs chocolate...eats chocolate...stuffs chocolate in face* RUN! GET OUTTA HERE! EAT THE CHOCOLATE HAS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE! :suffer:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 02, 2005, 04:02:57 AM* puts plastic chocolate barrs in his bagg *
They'll never see the difference! :P
My detection system doesn't rely on appearance. What it
does detect however, is a secret. :sneaky: And of course, if they're made of plastic, without any trace of chocolat, or anything sugar, you're free to bring them in. 8)
Quote from: edgarnick on November 02, 2005, 12:43:30 PMJafar's wardrobe, isn't good enough to hide chocolate *sniffs chocolate...eats chocolate...stuffs chocolate in face* RUN! GET OUTTA HERE! EAT THE CHOCOLATE HAS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE! :suffer:
Indeed, it's not. My detection rays can easily penetrate it. *watches as edgarnick runs into a guard cat and drops unconscious*
*takes chocolate from edgarnick and instructs staff to clean edgarnicks face* :S
uuuugghhhh...this is the third time.......*faints*
CC, what do your cats do with this chocolate?
I believe they eat it themselves -- this is a conspiracy so that asylum employees get more chocolate! REVOLT!!
Finaly the tunnel from my room to the chocolat factory is complete.
more chocolat it's chocolat heaven :P
great my plastic chocolate barrs may enter.
Better prepare my chocolate maker of plastic chocolate barrs machine. :P
That's it >:(
/me ties Gilgamesh and Icarus to the wall
You'll never escape now *starts a fire around them* :suffer: :P
Quote from: racx_00 on November 03, 2005, 02:36:29 PM
That's it >:(
/me ties Gilgamesh and Icarus to the wall
You'll never escape now *starts a fire around them* :suffer: :P
he, do I smell burnned meat? :P
* sees fire all around him *
racx extinguish this fire immideately I demand it or I will have to use the force. :evil:
The force is a hullicination that you have :P
than I will have to say this "racx I'm your father".
You can feel that it is the throught
I need no father :P
Any last words before I stab you with happiness and you burn in the flames? XD
Yes, bye
* casts teleport (cuts the ropes, throws smokebomb and hides on racx his back) *
This will be the last place where he searching for me.
/me sets self on fire XD
*watches Gilgamesh roll around on the floor* XD
Cool it is a real hot day today.
Fire everywhere even in the asylum
Don't the flames hurt you racx? XD
* extinguishes flames by rolling on the floor *
I'm heat resistant XD
STOP! >freezes in place<
DROP! >throws self off a cliff<
ROLL! >eats bread<
:D
Enough whit you burning down the asylum.
* find telephone and calls 119 (mad fireman society) *
Quote from: racx_00 on November 03, 2005, 02:36:29 PM/me ties Gilgamesh and Icarus to the wall
You'll never escape now *starts a fire around them* :suffer: :P
Why are you doing that to Gilgamesh?
Quote from: racx_00 on November 03, 2005, 02:46:20 PMThe force is a hullicination that you have :P
[size=0]As is the fire.[/size]
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 03, 2005, 03:10:13 PMEnough whit you burning down the asylum.
* find telefoon and calls 119 (mad fireman society) *
Quite right.
*claps hands and thus ends group hallucination* 8)
PS: The telephone was part of the hallucination.
PPS: Are you Dutch too (
telefoon)? ;-D
*clips telefoon lines so that instead you get these exclusive spoilers from KQIX!!!!
[spoiler] Cedric is arrested for arson
Graham has been working on his own dinosaur themepark called: Daventry's Jurassic Playground
Valanice is exposed as a marshmallow in disguise.
Alexander is kidnapped my Nannanam
Nannanam is really Shadrack
Shadrack is really Mordack
Mordack is really Yonkey :o
Edgar Allen Poe gets offered to the goddess of numbers
Lemons destroy some river in Daventry
They all live happily ever after.
Yes, I am
Quote from: copycat on November 03, 2005, 03:34:56 PM
Quite right.
*claps hands and thus ends group hallucination* 8)
PS: The telephone was part of the hallucination.
PPS: Are you Dutch too (telefoon)? ;-D
What happened? Where am I? Who am I? And who he hack are you? ???
Oh dear, it would seem your memory got caugt in the hallucinogenic loop.
*pulls out memory from hallucinogenic loop*
There you go. 8)
PS: Darn, my nationality is being outnumbered by the Dutch. :-X :P
Anything you wish me to do, CC? It seems rather a mess around here...
*Sits quietly in a corner, playing with matches dropped by Jason, while watching everyone run around like a bunch of loonies*
He who's gone help me?
Lies on the ground whity 3th degree burningwounds.
Can't move and I don't feel my hands anymore......
Thinks of chocolat to lower the pain..... :stars:
Would anyone care for fruit or dessert?
Yes, I would like some fruit.
What kind of fruit do you have?
*Checks Menu.*
Any kind of fruit you could possibly think of, and more. ;D
Except of course, the super duper uber amazing fantastically cosmic cool radically rockin' fruit.
Quote from: Farquhar on November 04, 2005, 05:34:52 AM
Except of course, the super duper uber amazing fantastically cosmic cool radically rockin' fruit.
Dam, I just wanted that.
You've got some coconuts? I want to throw them to racx when i cane move again and when i'm healed from my burning wounds.
Fresh out of coconuts I'm afraid, but I can send my pet swallow to get some.
I can't allow you to throw them at anyone though, even if they tie you to the wall and light you on fire.
I never set him on fire, even Bob knows it was a delusion :P
Quote from: racx_00 on November 04, 2005, 07:01:25 AM
I never set him on fire, even Bob knows it was a delusion :P
I knew that, but coconut throwing should still be forbidden if it wasn't a delusion.
We can't let the coconuts get hurt. :P
Quote from: Farquhar on November 04, 2005, 07:04:52 AM
We can't let the coconuts get hurt. :P
/me tries to work out who that reminds him of XD
Yeah the poor coconuts :P
*in coma*
Quote from: racx_00 on November 04, 2005, 07:01:25 AM
I never set him on fire, even Bob knows it was a delusion :P
How did i get those 3th dergee burning wounds if you didn't put me on fire? Or was it your second you whit your splitten mind? :'(
Could have been racx or satan, I guess :P
But your wounds are just illusions :P
*still in coma*
Puts some salt on tha what i think are wounds.
Scream so loud edgarnick awakes and everyone puts his hand on his ears to prevent deafnes
*Rushes to clean up the remains of a glass of juice, which was shattered by the scream.*
*Stabs Nick's coma*
There ya go, all better :P
* searches his bagg for needles to stab racx whit *
Where have I put them? ???
I took them and gave them to Edgarnick, he's asleep so you'll have to wait. I don't know where he put them. Or you could just look for them yourself...
I have to resume living in the asylum because I now have acute depression, and have been very depressed for about two weeks now for no apperant reason except for the economy and corrupt, horrible, (usually) wealthy people-
he would probebly not give me any needly, so I'll have to do it whit pins. :sneaky:
* takes pins out of hif bagg and pusses them in racx back on diferse spots *
I call it pins therapie.
Can I practice taxidermy on Nick's coma? :D
*In a deeper, worse coma*
How to wake edgarnick. :idea:
* calls for the most beutiful nurse on the world *
Quote from: Lollotte on November 03, 2005, 07:47:14 PMAnything you wish me to do, CC? It seems rather a mess around here...
Nah, I've got everything under control... :sweating:
Quote from: Zelly on November 03, 2005, 08:42:00 PM*Sits quietly in a corner, playing with matches dropped by Jason, while watching everyone run around like a bunch of loonies*
Quote from: icarus on November 04, 2005, 02:48:52 AMLies on the ground whity 3th degree burningwounds.
Can't move and I don't feel my hands anymore......
Hmmm, looks like some patients are suffering from hallucinogenic withdrawal symptoms. One thinks she's got matches, another thinks he's got burn wounds.
Quote from: racx_00 on November 04, 2005, 07:01:25 AMI never set him on fire, even Bob knows it was a delusion :P
Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to subside very well. This must be addressed asap.
Quote from: racx_00 on November 04, 2005, 07:59:43 AMBut your wounds are just illusions :P
Like he said.
Quote from: icarus on November 04, 2005, 08:03:09 AMPuts some salt on tha what i think are wounds.
Scream so loud edgarnick awakes and everyone puts his hand on his ears to prevent deafnes
Just goes to show pain is all in the mind. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 04, 2005, 02:15:08 PMHow to wake edgarnick. :idea:
* calls for the most beutiful nurse on the world *
*calls for Lollotte* :D
The hills are alive with the smell of music! And it's-a all mine! MINE! WHEEEEE! ;D
Quote from: copycat on November 04, 2005, 04:24:23 PM
Quote from: Zelly on November 03, 2005, 08:42:00 PM*Sits quietly in a corner, playing with matches dropped by Jason, while watching everyone run around like a bunch of loonies*
Hmmm, looks like some patients are suffering from hallucinogenic withdrawal symptoms. One thinks she's got matches, another thinks he's got burn wounds.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own.
These matches are REAL I tell you! REAL!!!
Quote from: Zelly on November 05, 2005, 01:16:28 AM
I reject your reality and replace it with my own.
These matches are REAL I tell you! REAL!!!
Zelly I know you know that I know that you know that it it just in your imagination. :P
Actually I did leave my box of matches somewhere. So maybe she found them XD
*coma eating edgarnick*
Well, if Lollotte can't cure you I can. :devil:
* takes oparation equipment out of his bagg and puts edgarnick on oparationtable. *
Time for a brain transplant edgarnik! :evil:
Racx do you want a new brain? :P
Nah. My rubber chicken works better :P
Yeh whit racx brain you can shoot the moon back to the sky. If he gets new brains how do we get the moon back :P
Have the cow jump ON the moon. :P
I like being smarter than ya'll though :P
Quote from: racx_00 on November 05, 2005, 10:02:16 AM
I like being smarter than ya'll though :P
are you smart?? :P
The 1.8ghz rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle renders me smarter than everyone, according to Raf :P
the most2smartesed people where called crazy so........... :-\
Quote from: icarus on November 05, 2005, 12:44:31 PM
the most2smartesed people where called crazy so........... :-\
That makes perfect sense XD
so hereby you should know I'm the smartest :P
What makes you crazier than me ??? :P
Quote from: racx_00 on November 05, 2005, 02:19:07 PM
What makes you crazier than me ??? :P
the fact i can tel you that makes me crazier :P :P
Well I'll always be more insane ::) :P
Quote from: racx_00 on November 05, 2005, 07:28:17 AM
Actually I did leave my box of matches somewhere. So maybe she found them XD
SEE! :pleased: I told you they were REAL!
*continues happily playing with the matches.*
Maybe Edgarnick's coma is flammable.
Quote from: Zelly on November 05, 2005, 06:54:41 PM
SEE! :pleased: I told you they were REAL!
*continues happily playing with the matches.*
Maybe Edgarnick's coma is flammable.
If you may play whit matches may I play then whit petrol? :P
*Still in Coma* :dead:
gives everyone a cooky exept for edgarnick since he's in coma :suffer:
Damm, my oparation tactics didn't woke him up. :idea:
A well lets cremate him.
Zelly could you come over here to play whit your matches when I have put some petrol around edgarnick? :P
*does an old indian dance which is commen for when a sacrefice is made*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 06, 2005, 11:21:35 AM
Damm, my oparation tactics didn't woke him up. :idea:
A well lets cremate him.
Zelly could you come over here to play whit your matches when I have put some petrol around edgarnick? :P
AAAH! I go on a slight hiatus, and you KILL a patient? What the?
*Lollotte takes out magic staff and brings Edgarnick back*
Now, Gilgamesh...here's your nice padded room...
WARNING: Killing can be fatal. :P
wait just a minute!
this isn't petrol it's just water.
I wanted to scare him out of his coma. :stars:
Does this mean I can't burn up the nasty ebil coma with my super amazing nifty matches?
*Pouts*
No, but we could imagine that it is petrol and acting like he's on fire. :P
I'm back from my coma, thank you Lolette your a super nurse....AND NOW THE RULES OF EDGARNICK
1. No one shall pratice Taxidermy on Edgarnick
2. Edgarnick's giant brain should never have a transplant
3. No one should set fire to Edgarnick
4. If you have cookies, shove one in my mouth if i'm in a coma
;P if so you do not resepect these rules you will be fed to a giant man and marshmallow eating duck :suffer: :P
who's that giant man?
its a giant duck called Earl, He lives in Portugual
*takes his giant saucepan out of the kichen
duck for dinner :evil:
That's if he eats you first....Oh Earl, come over here for a sec...
I see i need a bigger saucepan :P
* hands over an extremly large saucepan to Icarus *
where did I got that pan from? ???
The thing is I've ordered Earl to destroy every oversized pan, and another thing is Earl cannot be killed he is like the terminator.
Other alternative.
* get extremly large crushing machine to crush the gaint *
In the first movie this stopped the termanator!!!
Hahahahaha. :suffer:
Quote from: edgarnick on November 07, 2005, 08:02:56 AM
3. No one should set fire to Edgarnick
I wasn't going to set fire to
you. I was just going to set your coma on fire.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2005, 02:06:58 PM
Other alternative.
* get extremly large crushing machine to crush the gaint *
Don't crush the poor li'l ducky!
*pets giant duck*
Thats not a DUCK! It's a GOOSE! :P
Quote from: Jafar on November 07, 2005, 04:22:43 PM
Thats not a DUCK! It's a GOOSE! :P
*snatches hand back*
Oh okay, in that case go ahead and crush the thing.
*jumps on top of the goose*
Hi Ho, Quicksilver! XD
Quote from: Jafar on November 07, 2005, 10:39:21 PM
*jumps on top of the goose*
Hi Ho, Quicksilver! XD
Jafar what are you doing on that goose?
* removes crushing machine *
Can't use it while someone is on top of it!
(or should I use it becouse of that?) :evil:
no crushing it will lose some of the tast
gets some oil to boil the goose
Don't boil it, fry it I say!
I forgot another rule, don't eat the duck...or goose, or whatever Earl is. He is like the baddie robot from teminator 2, although using hot iron cannot burn him :P
Quote from: edgarnick on November 08, 2005, 11:39:43 AM
I forgot another rule, don't eat the duck...or goose, or whatever Earl is. He is like the baddie robot from teminator 2, although using hot iron cannot burn him :P
Does that mean he can morph into anything that he has contact with?! :o
Quote from: edgarnick on November 08, 2005, 11:39:43 AM
I forgot another rule, don't eat the duck...or goose, or whatever Earl is. He is like the baddie robot from teminator 2, although using hot iron cannot burn him :P
Can it melt him? :P
*does some strange dance and starts singing*
cook the goose, cook the goose
or else we'l be eating moose
Quote from: Farquhar on November 08, 2005, 11:41:59 AM
Quote from: edgarnick on November 08, 2005, 11:39:43 AM
I forgot another rule, don't eat the duck...or goose, or whatever Earl is. He is like the baddie robot from teminator 2, although using hot iron cannot burn him :P
Does that mean he can morph into anything that he has contact with?! :o
He sure can, Earl, Turn into Farquhar...* Earl turns into Farquhar* See you now have an ebil twin :P :suffer:
Quote from: racx_00 on November 05, 2005, 12:39:09 PMThe 1.8ghz rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle renders me smarter than everyone, according to Raf :P
We all know what Raf's allegations can lead to. ::)
Quote from: Zelly on November 05, 2005, 06:54:41 PMSEE! :pleased: I told you they were REAL!
*continues happily playing with the matches.*
Hmmm, seems like I overlooked that little detail.
*takes matches from Zelly*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 06, 2005, 04:27:12 AMIf you may play whit matches may I play then whit petrol? :P
NO! :stop:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2005, 01:52:46 PM* hands over an extremly large saucepan to Icarus *
where did I got that pan from? ???
Looks like someone left the supply-room door unlocked, and it wasn't me... ::)
Quote from: edgarnick on November 08, 2005, 02:31:45 PMHe sure can, Earl, Turn into Farquhar...* Earl turns into Farquhar* See you now have an ebil twin :P :suffer:
/me scans both Farquhars. Right, obviously it can't foole those
*arrests fake Farquhar* 8)
You've got the wrong one.
I just sprayed some Farquhar smell on the fake one :suffer:
I have a better idea. :idea:
Will the real farquhar please come forward? :scholar:
[spoiler]arrest the one who steps backwards!!!!!!!
*tells earl not to step backwards*
*hides spare key under his pillow
i don'thave a key realy :P
If anyone harms Earl, I'll burn the person guilty :P
Then you must tell us who is the real Earl! :P
I really don't think that spraying some "Farquhar smell" on Earl is going to fool CC's scanners.... is it? :-\
But that doesn’t matter. I'm the real Farquhar! You have to believe me!
smells...........idenical
size..............identical
apearing.......identical
takes a bite af both.......... yep oyour the real one i can taste it :suffer:
Quote from: icarus on November 09, 2005, 01:52:05 PM
smells...........idenical
size..............identical
apearing.......identical
takes a bite af both.......... yep oyour the real one i can taste it :suffer:
Ouch! That smarts.
Next time Earl turns into a clone of somebody else, we need to devise a way to tell who the real person is where biting isn't required. XD
Quote from: Farquhar on November 09, 2005, 01:56:25 PM
Ouch! That smarts.
Next time Earl turns into a clone of somebody else, we need to devise a way to tell who the real person is where biting isn't required. XD
Ever thought of implanting a chip in your body so we can detect the real one?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2005, 02:00:22 PM
Ever thought of implanting a chip in your body so we can detect the real one?
Nah, we should implant a chip in the goose. Otherwise we'll only be able to tell who the real one is when he's transformed into me, and he can turn into anyone he wants.
Now I know why you're here.
Quote from: Farquhar on November 09, 2005, 01:49:33 PMI really don't think that spraying some "Farquhar smell" on Earl is going to fool CC's scanners.... is it? :-\
Nope, it doesn't work on smell. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on November 09, 2005, 01:52:05 PMsmells...........idenical
size..............identical
apearing.......identical
And it doesn't work on size and appearance either. :pleased:
Quote from: racx_00 on November 09, 2005, 01:02:20 PMIf anyone harms Earl, I'll burn the person guilty :P
There is a 'no burning'-policy in the Asylum you know. :pokerface:
Quote from: copycat on November 09, 2005, 03:37:37 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on November 09, 2005, 01:02:20 PMIf anyone harms Earl, I'll burn the person guilty :P
There is a 'no burning'-policy in the Asylum you know. :pokerface:
Well you can kill the duck harmers :P
WHAT? Duck harmers? Racx--I recquire an explanation! :P
Earl this duck that Nick speaks of :P
People are trying to kill and eat it, so I was going to kill the people that tried to harm it :P
I advise against that!
Against the duck harming ???
Yeah, me too. It's not very nice :P
I promote peace and happiness for EVERYONE! :P
*Cheers for Rosella*
HOORAY PEACE AND HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry I'll be quiet now.
*sits quietly looking around for something else to play with*
Can I please have my matches back? :yes: please please please?
I've got something better
* plays whit tinderbox *
It makes great flames. :P
*plays with bunsen burner*
What? I'm practicing for my science lab today on heat. :P
Sure, as long as you read the safety rules *gives Zelly a 20 -age manuel* ;P
Quote from: Rosella on November 09, 2005, 06:38:09 PM
I promote peace and happiness for EVERYONE! :P
Happiness for all. Lets celibrate with something to eat. (some goose?? :P)
ok, i will tell you the only way to Kill Earl... He can only be destroyed by plummiting into the sun :P But that's never going to happen, besides he's changed from Farquhar to Deloria :P
* Takes assemblekit of a spaceship out of bagg and starts building one spaceship * :idea:
fuel not included. :
hm. Does someone has some spare fuel for my spaceship? :-\
looks at emty can next to him. that tasted good some space feul :P
I'm afraid that is not neccesary, yo will need loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooots of fuel and its very expensive and it will be something over a £100,000,00 :P :suffer:
Actually, I happen to know of a spaceship fuel factory which uses new technology to make fuel out of plant leaves. Very very cheap. I'll start bringing in the kegs of it. :D
Quote from: copycat on November 09, 2005, 03:37:37 PM
Quote from: Farquhar on November 09, 2005, 01:49:33 PMI really don't think that spraying some "Farquhar smell" on Earl is going to fool CC's scanners.... is it? :-\
Nope, it doesn't work on smell. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on November 09, 2005, 01:52:05 PMsmells...........idenical
size..............identical
apearing.......identical
And it doesn't work on size and appearance either. :pleased:
Quote from: racx_00 on November 09, 2005, 01:02:20 PMIf anyone harms Earl, I'll burn the person guilty :P
There is a 'no burning'-policy in the Asylum you know. :pokerface:
Suppose... suppose the're
witches can we brun them then?
*looks at the manual......looks at the bunsen burner......looks at manual........looks at burner.....starts reading*
Quote from: Deloria on November 10, 2005, 01:40:06 PM
Suppose... suppose the're witches can we brun them then?
Nope, they won't even let us burn comas.
Quote from: Zelly on November 09, 2005, 09:27:33 PMCan I please have my matches back? :yes: please please please?
:no::no::no:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 10, 2005, 03:17:40 AMI've got something better
* plays whit tinderbox *
It makes great flames. :P
*takes away tinderbox from Gilgamesh* :pokerface:
Quote from: Rosella on November 10, 2005, 05:49:53 AMSure, as long as you read the safety rules *gives Zelly a 20 -age manuel* ;P
Sorry, but no bunsen burner can pass unti the patient section of the Asylum, bright little genie.
You can play all you want in the
visitor-section though. :pleased:
Quote from: edgarnick on November 10, 2005, 11:13:20 AMbesides he's changed from Farquhar to Deloria :P
NP for my scanner. I can still tell who's the
real Deloria. :scholar:
Quote from: Zelly on November 10, 2005, 04:32:47 PM*looks at the manual......looks at the bunsen burner......looks at manual........looks at burner.....starts reading*
You can read all you want, and look at the burner through the glass wall, but you're not getting your hands on it. 8)
Quote from: Zelly on November 10, 2005, 04:32:47 PMNope, they won't even let us burn comas.
No burning means no burning
antyhing/-one. :yes:
Quote from: copycat on November 10, 2005, 04:47:54 PM
Quote from: Zelly on November 09, 2005, 09:27:33 PMCan I please have my matches back? :yes: please please please?
:no::no::no:
Quote from: Zelly on November 10, 2005, 04:32:47 PM*looks at the manual......looks at the bunsen burner......looks at manual........looks at burner.....starts reading*
You can read all you want, and look at the burner through the glass wall, but you're not getting your hands on it. 8)
:( Your no fun. :(
*
muttering*
Quote from: copycat on November 10, 2005, 04:47:54 PM
*takes away tinderbox from Gilgamesh* :pokerface:
I can make fire even whitout that box!!
* takes firestones and start hitting them together. * :P
Firestone? You mean like the tire company? :P
uses a stick to make fire.
jippie it burns :P
no one is going to burn Earl, Earl now lives in the Red Sea and he/she comes out when i need Him/Earl. *Changes Earl's name to Ashley (Boys and gurls name ;) )*
Bye bye Earl ... I mean Ashley I'll miss you honest :P
I will to... :'(
Uses the feather i found near the pond to create a fake earl.
hé all earl is back :suffer:
Don't worry Ashley be back soon :P Besides none of you want to get in the way of him :P
* takes all the feathers he finds and put them into a pillow *
If Ashley comes back I'll be ready
* takes razorkit out of bagg * :P
You meany!!!
I changed my mind. I don't want to coock earl.
I want to hug him hes so soft whit all those feathers
Quote from: icarus on November 13, 2005, 04:36:34 AM
You meany!!!
I changed my mind. I don't want to coock earl.
I want to hug him hes so soft whit all those feathers
He I don't mean to remove his feathers (they'll fall of after all)
I want to shave Ashley's body. :P
if you do that gilgamesh he will probably digest you :suffer:
Quote from: edgarnick on November 13, 2005, 07:54:10 AM
if you do that gilgamesh he will probably digest you :suffer:
I've helped Ashley! realy!
Icarus doesn't want to hurt him/her/whatever anymore. :P
But jou want to hurt earl gilghamesh. Ties gilgamesh to his chair.
ORDER! Everyone clam down! Warm milks all around! Where is racx??? :P
Racx is on the run i made him crazy i think :P :suffer:
Quote from: icarus on November 14, 2005, 11:57:53 AM
Racx is on the run i made him crazy i think :P :suffer:
He was already crazy; maybe you made him sane. ;P
I could have replaced his brain whit a chicken (a real one) :P
Quote from: Yonkey on November 14, 2005, 03:59:11 PM
Quote from: icarus on November 14, 2005, 11:57:53 AM
Racx is on the run i made him crazy i think :P :suffer:
He was already crazy; maybe you made him sane. ;P
if he bacame sane he would simply walk out here trough that open door whit the sign emergency exit.
Hmmm, I think I'm making progress. I actually like some of the music on Final Fantasy :P
Not only are you guys all random, but I need racx around here to help maintain things. Do you guys want the luxuries you get here now? If so, you better bring racx back! :P
You will always get warm milk while I'm here, though! *Lollotte passes around warm milk* ;D
Yay! *drinks some*
...Suddenly, I feel like going to find Jason and bringing him back. :P
*drinks some warm milk*
I feel compelled to sing...Is this normal? :P
Depends on the song. :P
Let us all sing a little song
* bring in Chef from southpark *
Let's sing!! ;D
As long as it's not Blink 182 I'll sing.
"Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home."
:P Blink-182 is cool. XD
Wacky Zoony Goofy Spoony
High as a plane or balloon-y
Crazy Bus! Come with us, as we riderideriderideride! (honk honk!)
Crazy Bus, not a shmazy bus, don't make a fuss, just come with us! XD
It's realy to bad That I can't hear you sing Jafar would have been great maby even better (or worse) ::)
Quote from: Lollotte on November 15, 2005, 03:51:04 PM
You will always get warm milk while I'm here, though! *Lollotte passes around warm milk* ;D
Can I please have some cocoa mix for my warm milk?
I Promise I will be quiet and calm... :angel:
*smiles sweetly*
hates warm milk....
wait i just hate milk.
takes a soda
Quote from: icarus on November 16, 2005, 10:15:29 AM
hates warm milk....
wait i just hate milk.
takes a soda
You hate milk!!
Why do you eat chocolate then? ???
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 16, 2005, 10:53:59 AM
Quote from: icarus on November 16, 2005, 10:15:29 AM
hates warm milk....
wait i just hate milk.
takes a soda
You hate milk!!
Why do you eat chocolate then? ???
becouse chocolat is lots of sugar and almost non milk :suffer:
The wheels on the bus go square and square, square and square, square and square
The wheels on the bus go square and square, aaaaaaallll over town!
questing
did you know a bus could realy drive whit square weels?
Quote from: Zelly on November 11, 2005, 02:33:37 AM:( Your no fun. :(
I'm not supposed to be fun, I'm supposed to be managing. 8)
Quote from: Yonkey on November 14, 2005, 03:59:11 PMHe was already crazy; maybe you made him sane. ;P
See what I have to put up with? All these people who have absolutely
no knowledge about psychology and yet proclaiming statements as if they were though. But out of all those people, to find
you, Yonkey, as the one proclaiming it, is a bit strange. I thought your temp job at profile analyzing had at least taught you a bit of psychology but it seems that has already faded from you memory. :-\ Anyway, just to make a psychologically sound statement: crazy<>insane, therefor, a crazy person can still be perfectly psychologically sane, and an insane person needn't be crazy to be insane. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on November 15, 2005, 01:04:32 PMif he bacame sane he would simply walk out here trough that open door whit the sign emergency exit.
The door with the sign 'emergency exit' is actually not opan. It may appear to be to the untrained eye but just try to walk though it and you'll feel. It only opens in case of a real emergency and even then it doesn't lead you into the public. 8)
Quote from: icarus on November 16, 2005, 01:09:02 PMquesting
did you know a bus could realy drive whit square weels?
Actually, that's easier as a bus driving on triangle wheels. :pokerface:
It actually can? That's awesome -- I must see a bus with square wheels! NOW!
* takes out some paintbrushes and paints a bus whit square wheels on the walls of the Asylum *
Now that is what I call art. ;D
Quote from: Rosella on November 16, 2005, 05:23:24 AM
"Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home."
:P Blink-182 is cool. XD
How about "Happy holidays you b*stards" by Blink or "When you f*cked Grandpa" or the very rude one about a dog, I just can't remember the title. I only know all these because there is a pubescent jerk living in my house claiming to be my brother and he loves blink!
I didn't say ALL of the songs were cool. :P Yeah, I know, a lot of the songs are disturbing, but a lot of them are also really cool.
Meh, it's only swearing :P
Well, it's not really the swearing that's disturbing. It's the fact that they tell really weird stories: "When you f*cked Grqandpa did he tell you that he loved you...."
You get the drift.
I like that last song! XD "But then I turned on the TV And that's about the time that she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again?"
Quote from: Questing Character on November 16, 2005, 10:12:18 PM
It actually can? That's awesome -- I must see a bus with square wheels! NOW!
you only need a differend ground to drive such a bus
Quote from: racx_00 on November 17, 2005, 08:41:50 AM
Meh, it's only swearing :P
Yes, like Limp Bizkit.
Very good on your artistic efforts Gilgamesh! I'm proud of your creative spirit! ;D
Quote from: Lollotte on November 17, 2005, 09:57:51 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on November 17, 2005, 08:41:50 AM
Meh, it's only swearing :P
Yes, like Limp Bizkit.
Limp Bizkit rule :D
Anyway everyone seems sane at the moment, what's going on :P
I just said I liked a band who cussed. You're calling that sane? :P
Quote from: racx_00 on November 18, 2005, 03:08:13 AM
Anyway everyone seems sane at the moment, what's going on :P
Oh, nothng... :angel:
* paints a masterpiece of leonardo on the walls of the asylum *
These paintings look great! :P
*draws picture*
I'll post it later, meanwhile why doesnt gilgamesh draw Mona Lisa? :P
Quote from: Rosella on November 17, 2005, 01:57:56 PM
I like that last song! XD "But then I turned on the TV And that's about the time that she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again?"
"The state looks down on sodomy..." That part kind of cracked me up but I still think it's a weird song.
Quote from: edgarnick on November 18, 2005, 08:12:10 AM
*draws picture*
I'll post it later, meanwhile why doesnt gilgamesh draw Mona Lisa? :P
because I'm painting the ceiling of the asylum! ::)
Art is such a positive influence on our patients! I am very pleased. Everybody, create! ;D
PS: Limp Bizkit isn't even music. It's yelling. :P
*takes a cann of paint and trows it against the wall of his sleeping room*
new art a big slash on the wall :suffer:
I'm going to paint the walls with a new colour called hint of brain if I don't get some anti-depressants soon
Who needs anti-depressants when you can just smile? :P
paints a smily on Jafar's head :suffer:
Quote from: Deloria on November 18, 2005, 01:18:36 PM
I'm going to paint the walls with a new colour called hint of brain if I don't get some anti-depressants soon
Here is some bloodred paint and a brush.
Go ahaid and make their day. :pleased:
*sticks head in through the door* Um, er, is this Geology 215? *looks around nervously*
Take a seat, Miss Blues.
You're late...for MATH!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :suffer:
NOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait, that's not so bad. At least it's better than my Medieval literature class *shudder* Actually, I think that class is the reason I'm here. @__0 <--anime face of insanity.
YAY! MATH! Which course? :P
The obstacle course, while riding horse, of course!
*starts painting wall with red paint* But where's the brain? ??? :-[ :-\
Yay, I love riding!
You should try the morgue or just look in that closet saying "biologybrains". :P
you can also ask racx brains deloria
im not sure if im here or not because im in belgium :P
A little close to home.. My home here in Utrecht.
You are where you are and you are who you are. :P
Now thats confusing, but I think that if you get on this site you are here also. :)
Quote from: Lollotte on November 18, 2005, 11:08:44 AM
PS: Limp Bizkit isn't even music. It's yelling. :P
Limp Bizkit is Nu-Metal :P
Therefore it has a genre which means it is music, and there is nothing you can do about it :suffer: :P
The point is, it drives everyone bus-a-looey. :P
*looks in the "biology brains" closet* Ooo, look! Spaghetti!
Takes a brain labeled: AB Normal. Hmmm, was that the person's name?
I think so...
But be aware by using it maybe you get a rabit revolution by using that brain.
Oh well. That can hardly matter now.
*Starts squishing brain and painting it all over the wall*
Ahhh! Rabid Rabbits revolotuionizing right here!
Finaly some fun here!! ;D
Maby I shouldn't have pointed towards the mad sientist his closet. :P
*watches an epic battle between the rabid rabbits and the guard cats*
You know last year we went for a trip and Furry was at death's door so we took her with us. (we went in our camper) We went to the south of France and got robbed twice: once during the night,when she was awake and sleeping on my bed. Since then she's been a horrible watch cat....
Meh. Whatever. *Bets guard cats will win*
Quote from: Rosella on November 17, 2005, 01:57:56 PM
I like that last song! XD "But then I turned on the TV And that's about the time that she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again?"
I showed my brother the posts where you mentioned Blink is awesome and he thinks it's wonderful. ::)
Quote from: Jafar on November 20, 2005, 07:41:42 AM
*watches an epic battle between the rabid rabbits and the guard cats*
Who is winning the battle Jafar?
There are to many cat's and rabid rabbits here that they block my view. :-\
Ack! Older brothers! :P
Older brothers?
Yes. :P
This is Deloria's older brother, ET, and I'm am typing this while she's gone and doesn't know that I'm doing this, so I'll be quick;
Blink 182 is an awesome band and anybody who doesn't think so just isn't cool. End of discussion. That's just the way it is, because this place was never the same again, after you came and went. Here she comes, but I just wanted to state that older brothers are cool.
Ack! Yes older brothers! Just getting on my computer and typing whatever he wants. He's going to china in a year and I can't wait.Â
Woah! Deloria's older brother is an alien! XD
Thank you! Finally someone realizes the position I'm in!
Quote from: Rosella on November 20, 2005, 01:46:15 PM
Woah! Deloria's older brother is an alien! XD
therre are more aliens here.... :P
Quote from: Rosella on November 20, 2005, 01:46:15 PM
Woah! Deloria's older brother is an alien! XD
Thats nothing. All my sisters are aliens. :P
Quote from: Jafar on November 20, 2005, 06:36:22 PM
Quote from: Rosella on November 20, 2005, 01:46:15 PM
Woah! Deloria's older brother is an alien! XD
Thats nothing. All my sisters are aliens. :P
I sometimes think that my little sister is an alien, but that would be silly. I'm the only alien in the family. :P
So there are aliens on this planet!! :jealous:
* Gets a cage and other traps to capture all aliens *
I'll get al you aliens and sell you to the circus. :evil:
start creating a trap detector and gives one to all the aliens here :P
Quote from: icarus on November 21, 2005, 11:17:03 AM
start creating a trap detector and gives one to all the aliens here :P
Thank you. The last place I need to go is the circus. :)
*Realizes that it would be hard to tell the difference between a circus and the asylum* XD
*sends brother to the circus*
free alien masks her, get your alienmask for free
(this to let it look like some humans are also aliens :suffer:
He was one of the only survivors from Roswell and we put some make-up on him to cover up his green complexion and a wig because he was bald and twenty years later he's still as weird as he was then.
Quote from: Deloria on November 22, 2005, 05:48:02 AM
He was one of the only survivors from Roswell and we put some make-up on him to cover up his green complexion and a wig because he was bald and twenty years later he's still as weird as he was then. Â
couldn't it be that an alien controls his mind so all think he's an alien?
He IS an alien so that makes sense. Something in the Asylum actually makes sense!? :o ??? :stabs: :stars: :pokerface:
So, you aliens are avoiding my traps!
Then I see no alternative than to use this
* makes a phone out of many useless things and hides *
If any alien wants to phone home I'll get him! :pokerface:
So i'm an alien, I live on Neptune :P
Quote from: edgarnick on November 19, 2005, 09:08:27 AMim not sure if im here or not because im in belgium :P
Would that (have) be(en) Flanders, Belgium? Because there's a very important staff member living there. :scholar:
Quote from: Jafar on November 20, 2005, 07:41:42 AM*watches an epic battle between the rabid rabbits and the guard cats*
My guard cats have had much practice-sessions with members of Katie's bunny army, so those rabid rabbits are easy. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on November 20, 2005, 09:46:08 AMMeh. Whatever. *Bets guard cats will win*
Nice bet. 8)
Quote from: Farquhar on November 21, 2005, 11:32:30 PM*Realizes that it would be hard to tell the difference between a circus and the asylum* XD
Indeed it would. :pokerface:
Anyway, this Asylum has no specific alien-policy, so if they're sane alien, they don't belong inhere, and if they're insane, they do. 8)
Quote from: copycat on November 22, 2005, 03:09:05 PM
Anyway, this Asylum has no specific alien-policy, so if they're sane alien, they don't belong inhere, and if they're insane, they do. 8)
So i realy belong here :suffer:
ehhhh did i said something to much?
Quote from: copycat on November 22, 2005, 03:09:05 PM
Anyway, this Asylum has no specific alien-policy, so if they're sane alien, they don't belong inhere, and if they're insane, they do. 8)
He's my brother, of course he's insane. He has to live with me around the clock. :P
Why doesn't any alien uses my ET movie like phone?
I used all the right material and not even a single try. :'(
Maybe becouse i put a sign near it ahit alien trap on it? :P
*picks up the phone*
Hello?
...Who's there? I know that laugh... :pokerface:
Come on, I'll pay you back triple! You're throwing away a fortune here, don't be a fool! Oh, forget it. *hangs up* :P
It's an alien finaly!!
* throws rope to catch the alien called Jafar *
I'll take you to the circus and become rich!! :suffer:
*eats the rope* :suffer:
didn't you know that Jafar eats all that tries to capture him?
O no, I shouldn't have made that rope out of candy (drop) :'(
He doesn't eat marsmellows
One of the advantages of having a pocket dimension for a stomach. :P
*Eats snow*
Quote from: edgarnick on November 24, 2005, 01:42:00 PM
*Eats snow*
snow? snow??
col
we only have rain rai8n and more rain here :'(
It's meant to be comming tommorow, I just got it out of the freezer XD
stil it's not fair :'( :'(
We have rain and sun :P
The wonders of Australia XD
Quote from: icarus on November 24, 2005, 01:43:42 PM
snow? snow??
col
we only have rain rai8n and more rain here :'(
Don't worry, you're not missing out. ;P
BTW, what's "col"? ???
Quote from: Yonkey on November 24, 2005, 02:16:54 PM
Quote from: icarus on November 24, 2005, 01:43:42 PM
snow? snow??
col
we only have rain rai8n and more rain here :'(
Don't worry, you're not missing out. ;P
BTW, what's "col"? ???
Col is a;lmost like lol
lol = Laugh out loud
col = cry out loud
And tha last few years we had no real snow to keep a snowballfight so i do want some snow.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 23, 2005, 11:49:08 AMWhy doesn't any alien uses my ET movie like phone?
Maybe because its range isn't good enough. Particularly with all the interference the Asylum walls cause... :scholar:
*awaits the predicted snow with anticipation*
It's been too long since I could build a snowman... :D
Quote from: copycat on November 24, 2005, 03:04:24 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 23, 2005, 11:49:08 AMWhy doesn't any alien uses my ET movie like phone?
Maybe because its range isn't good enough. Particularly with all the interference the Asylum walls cause... :scholar:
*awaits the predicted snow with anticipation*
It's been too long since I could build a snowman... :D
a few years ago we had snow in the north of Netherland and some people build a snow couple doing it. ohhhh ::) :suffer:
I've already used that trick to capture a real alien, but he managed to eat the rope I used. Now I'm thinking of a plan to capture him whit something he doesn't likes to eat, but marshmellows won't make a strong rope!! :'(Â :bomb:Â :idea:
IÂ have an idea!! I'll capture him on a photo!! ::)
INstead of capturing Jafar, my house is still like this: 3 stories, 2 cats, 1 alien and three people. *calls anti-alien squad and asks them o get rid of ET (Edward)
Who's Edward?
I believe Edward is Delora's alien brother :suffer:
* takes digital camera out of bagg *
I'll make pictures of him and sell them!! :P
switches the camera of gilgamesh whit a fake one wit pictures of gilgamesh like an alien :suffer:
Now, we have to respect everybody...even aliens! :P
*spotlight flashes on him* :o
Help! I think I'm being abducted! WHEEEEEEEE!
light camera and action!!
* screaming people run towards Jafar *
act like a hero Jafar and safe them from VU-zilla!
Quote from: Jafar on November 25, 2005, 06:27:39 PM
*spotlight flashes on him* :o
Help! I think I'm being abducted! WHEEEEEEEE!
Jafar there are no aliens here.
puts on his mask so jafar can't Ã'm an alien :suffer:
I knew a paper eating alien once, but then he grew up and became a waiter. ;)
Quote from: Zelly on November 26, 2005, 09:38:28 AM
I knew a paper eating alien once, but then he grew up and became a waiter. ;)
(psssssssssst that's what usualy happens)
I know about a human who became an alien. ::)
His name is Icarus!! :P
I knew it :P
hides himself under the stairs near that scary monster that lives under the stairs
I call him, Gary :P It's Charlotte
Who are you calling?
[spoiler]are you using a phone for that?[/spoiler]
what do scary-monsters-that-hide-under-stairs eats? XD
Quote from: Raforever on November 26, 2005, 11:12:41 AM
what do scary-monsters-that-hide-under-stairs eats? XD
They eat little children. And for the rest vegetables. :suffer:
good thing i'm not little XD
he can have my vegetables :P
Just to be perfectly clear--there are NO aliens in this Asylum. You are all making them up! :P
NOW you tell me... and i just ordered an anti-ET spray ;P
Don't worry, we can sue the company that makes that stuff, and then you will get your money back.
now how do you know there arent aliens in the asylum :pokerface:
(could she be trying to trick us?)
Well, she's green, and little. Those are two signs of alien-ness. But the REAL aliens are little green MEN, so I think it's just a coincidence. :P
::) You're both hopeless. :P
PS: I'm actually tall. ;D
Then it's just the green, so she's definately not an alien. :P
maybe there's tall green aliens out there ;)
Ugh. Have some warm milk... ;D
....m.....i.....l......k..... most..... obey......
Yes, you "most obey." :P
Yes, my braincapturing goatmilk works!! :P
You'll now bow before your leader. :devil:
I'll save you, Raf! *runs into a wall repeatedly*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 26, 2005, 01:15:33 PM
Yes, my braincapturing goatmilk works!! :P
You'll now bow before your leader. :devil:
Is the leader a goat too? XD
I don't know! ???
What I do know is how to make braincapturing goatmilk.
Braincapturing? You must be one of them! :o
*bows before chocolate*
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah holy chocolate bar uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Quote from: Jafar on November 26, 2005, 12:32:04 PM
Well, she's green, and little. Those are two signs of alien-ness. But the REAL aliens are little green MEN, so I think it's just a coincidence. :P
man from mars and female vrom venus (2 planets)
must obey the chocolate bar....
*turns to icarus*
the chocolate bar ordered me to eat you
*moves zombie like after icarus* XD
*eats chocolate bar*
What? :P
:o *freaks out*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
You ate that chocolatebarr!! :furious:
[spoiler]You should have shared it whit us all!! :'([/spoiler]
hides under his bed next to the monster that lives under the bed if he finds me this monster will scare him away :P
Quote from: Lollotte on November 26, 2005, 12:02:49 PM
Just to be perfectly clear--there are NO aliens in this Asylum. You are all making them up! :P
On the contrary, there’s at least one alien in this asylum, and here I am to prove it. ;D
Next person that says "alien" gets a free ticket to a nice new shiny cell :P
allien? alein? aniel? :P
Quote from: Jafar on November 26, 2005, 12:32:04 PM
Well, she's green, and little. Those are two signs of alien-ness. But the REAL aliens are little green MEN, so I think it's just a coincidence. :P
So now Titania's an alien? My brother really is an alien, so Raf don't sue them, just give me the spray.
Quote from: racx_00 on November 27, 2005, 08:38:36 AM
Next person that says "alien" gets a free ticket to a nice new shiny cell :P
So racx, there are many people here who want to get such a shiny cell. :P
:o Shiiiiiiiny.......
ALIEN!!!!! XD
Put it on A KEY RING! Then I can give it jenny, Because she rejected the doughnu i bought for her the other day :(
She rejected a donut? :o
Can I have it? ;D
:P
Poor Donut! You know how sensitive he is; he can't handle rejection! :'(
ALENN! ALAN! ALIGN! (Can I get the cell now?)
Racx I offer you the use of my copymachine to make multiple cells. :o
You'll be needing it. :P
Can mine be really shiny? I love shiny stuff, in that way I guess I'm like a bird.
Quote from: Deloria on November 28, 2005, 10:29:50 AM
Can mine be really shiny? I love shiny stuff, in that way I guess I'm like a bird.
if you like birds you get a fury room :P
Can it be shiny faux fur? Like glistening? With glitter and little lights all over it to create a comfortable atmosphere? And throw pillows and even an atomatic warm milk dispenser?
RELAX! EVERYONE! Breathe deeply...and have some warm milk. ;D
Raf, please stop freaking out!
takes a drink of milk..... spits it out
bha hate milk
WHAT? :o I love milk!
the more a reason to keep me locked in :suffer:
I agree with that!
I have a rope maby you can use it wisely. :P
why shoud you use a rope?
Use a chain
I should be chained becouse of math clase? ??? :'(
YES!!! You should >:( Milk helps my brain die in a mysterious way which is wht i like it, so... Make sure he is chained to a tree :P
Why not my rope? :'(
It's made out of goatmilk cheese. :P
runs away whit his bar of chocolat
I just wanted to share it. :'(
swalows the whole bar
Quote from: Rosella on November 27, 2005, 12:33:16 PM
:o Shiiiiiiiny.......
ALIEN!!!!! XD
You already have a shiny cell :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 28, 2005, 06:22:02 AM
Racx I offer you the use of my copymachine to make multiple cells. :o
You'll be needing it. :P
Ok then, new logic! Everyone that hasn't already been admitted to the asylum and said "Alien" will now only ever be visitors of the asylum. This means you will never be admitted :P
Racx are you sure to let those patients go free?
Think about the consequence that it will course!!
Mad people running around on the streets and total choas........
Wait a minute I like total chaos!!! :idea:
Please do racx set them all free :evil:
Well, since I've already been admiutted, may I say the 'a' word$?
Nah, just say extra terrestrial instead. :D :P
Nah. Too much typing. ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN!ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN!ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN!ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN!ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN!ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN!ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN!ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN!ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN! ALIEN!
:D I like the sound of that-
*Kicks Deloria out of the asylum* :P
Is that a good idea?
Oh and--
NO CHOCOLATE WHATSOEVER. ;D
I'm not paid enough to look after patients that won't obey the rules :P
So I think it's the best option XD
Alright, we'll send her to the Artic Wing. :P
*Breaks out of the Asylum* *Runs havoc in the streets and digs a secret entrance to the Asylum* *All the Asylum patients get out* *Gives Rax a chorus of ALIEN!* I'm not letting anyone back in until you cordially invite me back into the Asylum and until then everyone gets chocolate *Gives everyone chocolate and sulks*
Fine everyone out of the asylum :P
It's closed :D
and if this was the asylum thread I created I would lock the thread :P
*takes out enchantress staff* Deloria... *sends Deloria to the Arctic*
ALL PATIENTS BACK INSIDE! How dare you, racx? They need this place!
Meh, maybe when they are kicked out they will learn how much they need it and come back and start to respect the asylum and Bob :P
*teleports back into the Asylum with magic stone*
I doubt it. That was fun though, care to do it again? I don't want to go to Antartica this time though, how about Alaska?
You got it! *Sends Deloria to Alaska* Oh, and will you bring back some smoked salmon?
Lollotte did you even think off the grizzly bears, wanting to eat her? :P
I found the key that can lock the asylum (I think so) ::)
* Turns the key in a lock *
No, it didn't closed it!!
No one is allowed to look in this room!! :stop:
* Closes storagedoor quickly * :P
Sneaks pass gilgamesh into the storage room and takes some confiscated chocolat bars.
yumie
he Rosella therem are some tum tuims here to
*Appears out of nowhere......again* Woah, I need to stop dissapearing for weeks at a time like that...so what's new crazies? :P
I think Icarus said there were timtams. XD
there are Rosella only made in holland so all the information on the bags is written in dutch so the differemnce in name
Quote from: racx_00 on November 29, 2005, 12:57:12 AMEveryone that hasn't already been admitted to the asylum and said "Alien" will now only ever be visitors of the asylum. This means you will never be admitted :P
Quote from: racx_00 on November 30, 2005, 09:55:03 AM*Kicks Deloria out of the asylum* :P
If I may remind the Assistant manager, Deloria was already admitted to the Asylum and therefor cannot be kicked out, by your own reasoning. 8)
Quote from: racx_00 on November 30, 2005, 11:22:46 AMFine everyone out of the asylum :P
It's closed :D
Oh no you don't. Only the Manager can close the Asylum, and I'm not doing it. :P
Quote from: Lollotte on November 30, 2005, 11:23:32 AMALL PATIENTS BACK INSIDE! How dare you, racx? They need this place!
Quote from: racx_00 on November 30, 2005, 11:24:59 AMMeh, maybe when they are kicked out they will learn how much they need it and come back and start to respect the asylum and Bob :P
My professional opinion? They're too far gone to realize that. *sends out cat patrols to bring back the roaming patients*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 30, 2005, 12:54:00 PMI found the key that can lock the asylum (I think so) ::)
* Turns the key in a lock *
No, it didn't closed it!!
No one is allowed to look in this room!! :stop:
* Closes storagedoor quickly * :P
a) The asylum is not locked via a key. You need the proper keycard for that, just a key is useless.
b) Ha! You found the fake storageroom! ;D
Quote from: icarus on November 30, 2005, 01:00:30 PMSneaks pass gilgamesh into the storage room and takes some confiscated chocolat bars.
yumie
he Rosella therem are some tum tuims here to
Those are just empty packages, meant as a decoy. You must have been imagining it was chocolate after you opened the empty package, so you definitely need some more treatment. :scholar:
:'( But...I want tim-tams... :'(
how fake is this?
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a311/icarus1980/0abd5c54.jpg)
i found it there in the storageroom :P
*climbs a tree to escape the cat patrol*
You'll never take me back there! NEVER! :P
Jafar, that's not a tree....
....that's actually my head you're sitting on....
......and the cats are trying to climb me! AGH!!! >runs around trying to shake off the cats<
That was your head?
Dude, you REALLY needa better hairdo. ::)
*teleports back from Alaska looking gloomy after reading Bob's post* :'( :( Ibrought the smoked Salmon though! :P ;D *Eats smoked salmon and invites everyone else to do the same* Salmon IS allowed isn't it?
Of course salmon is allowed! Gourmet lunch everybody! ;D
Thank you for your assertiveness, CC. Now, patients, settle down in your padded cells...
*puts a gothic poster on the wall of his cell. Removes the lights and puts some candles in his room*
So now it looks more like it.
A dark cell.
Creepy...*eats cookiehs* :P
It suposed to be creapy. So nobody want my cell :P
That place really needs redecoration.
*gets rid of the candles and puts up glow in the dark toys, replaces the creepy poster with a circus poster, and puts a stack of "music" CDs in the corner*
Now THATS scary! :P
Quote from: icarus on November 30, 2005, 03:16:45 PMhow fake is this?
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a311/icarus1980/0abd5c54.jpg)
i found it there in the storageroom :P
I'm pretty good at making fake contents aren't I? :pleased:
Quote from: icarus on December 01, 2005, 02:16:06 PMIt suposed to be creapy. So nobody want my cell :P
Why would I put anyone else in your cell? The wall's flavor of each cell is set specifically to the resider's taste, so if I put anyone else in there, (s)he wouldn't like the flavor of the wall. :pokerface:
Quote from: Jafar on December 01, 2005, 03:21:32 PMThat place really needs redecoration.
*gets rid of the candles and puts up glow in the dark toys, replaces the creepy poster with a circus poster, and puts a stack of "music" CDs in the corner*
Now THATS scary! :P
Would you please refrain from redecorating other patient's rooms and stick to your own room? Thank you. :scholar:
Hey can I have a room to decorate too??
*jumps up and down*
please pleaSE plEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!! ;D
Okay I'll be quiet now.
*Sits quietly, gazing at bunson-burner through glass window.*:lovegoggles::lovegoggles::lovegoggles:
*burns the bunsen burner*
Oops. *hopes nobody notices* :P
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Wait a minute....how come you get to play with the burner, and I only got to look at it through glass?
Well, thats what happens while you're dreaming. :P
*Zelly suddenly wakes up inside her cell*
*Pulls half melted crayon from her pocket and begans drawing on the floor and walls*
Circles and eyeballs.....Circles are pretty....a tastey wonderful, just like black grapies.....
Quote from: copycat on December 01, 2005, 03:25:40 PM
Quote from: icarus on November 30, 2005, 03:16:45 PMhow fake is this?
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a311/icarus1980/0abd5c54.jpg)
i found it there in the storageroom :P
I'm pretty good at making fake contents aren't I? :pleased:
Yep, our manger certainly is a gifted forger of fake items. :D
The one place in the asylum that you might find
real chocolate, I think would probably be the food supply room. You need a keycard to get in there, like this one.
*Farquhar holds up the food supply room keycard hanging from the chain around his neck.*
I am constantly amazed by the creativity of all those involved with the Asylum. It's touching! ;D
I know more of this place than anybody else here!!
That storage does contain a secret, but it's mine I tell you!! :devil:
* Takes a few Saycoockies and eats them * :P
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Sorry got carried away :P
Quote from: Jafar on December 01, 2005, 03:56:17 PM
*burns the bunsen burner*
Oops. *hopes nobody notices* :P
We need to up his medication, especially if he thinks he has also been in Icarus' room :P
*decorates her cell in blue fluffy wallpaper and hangs little cotton balls from the ceiling to create a comfortable atmosphere. Gets some through pillows and starts throwing them around* I'm in the sky! :D
That's a great way to be constructive, Deloria! ;D
*calls sarcasm cleaner upper* Lolotte, you really should be ashamed of yourself, I'm just trying to be creative and have some scope for my imagination!
*eats snow* Im in air I can fly! Oh wait let me just finish eating this snow man :P
*says one of the few things that might stop Edgarnick eating the snow* A dog justwalked by it and it's acid snow. :P
*spits out snow* I need mouth wash stat :P
braincapturing mounthwash!! ::)
free of charge today only!!
You can't sue me for anyting if you use it!! :P
Quote from: Deloria on December 02, 2005, 12:24:13 PM
*calls sarcasm cleaner upper* Lolotte, you really should be ashamed of yourself, I'm just trying to be creative and have some scope for my imagination!
There's no mess here. Don't bother me! I'm a very busy cleaner upper! :P *goes back into the janitor closet and takes a nap*
I'll just start calling you Roger...Wilco.
If we're invaded and everyone dies, let me know. :P
What if mice invade this place? ::)
Then someone will scream and wake him up. :P
You know, I'm surprised the flavored walls haven’t attracted mice already. :P
They're artificially flavored and they're gourmet mice.
*descides not eat walls anymore* and I thought they where snow flavoured :P
Does anybody knows where my mice have gone to?
They were in their cage in my room in the asylum. ???
*starts climbing up the wall with feet and hanging from celing like monkey*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Swinging from the roof like a monkey is fun
Swinging on the roof is for everyone!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Tranquilizer darts are for everyone, too!
*goes to tranquilize KingGraham*
*dart gun doesn't work*
*checks gun*
*shoots self in forehead*
*passes out*
*steals the gun from J-ROC's unconcious body, and puts it to good use* Hands up Racx. Good. Now give me your keycard.
*Starts jumping up and down* Okay everyone out of here!
Okay:
A. Someone revive J-R. This is NOT good.
B. Deloria, the thing which you think is the key card is racx's Safeway Clubcard. It is useless most everywhere. :P
C. Everyone calm down!
D. Gilgamesh, you never have had any mice. :P
Ah, I have so much work to do... :P
Could we import some Smedli Mice?
*Gives J-ROC a special reviving potion.*
Those things come in handy. :D
zzz...row, row, row your boat, gently down the....zzzzz
*whacks Jafar with a rowboat* :P
Two can play at this game! *thwacks Jesse with a Cruise Ship*
Quote from: Deloria on December 03, 2005, 11:05:41 AM
*steals the gun from J-ROC's unconcious body, and puts it to good use* Hands up Racx. Good. Now give me your keycard.
*Starts jumping up and down* Okay everyone out of here!
People trying to take advantage of my away-ness, well it's not going to work, you are all delusional :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 03, 2005, 07:08:59 AM
Does anybody knows where my mice have gone to?
They were in their cage in my room in the asylum. ???
Just like Lollotte said "you never had any mice!" :P
Quote from: Lollotte on December 03, 2005, 04:42:13 PM
Okay:
A. Someone revive J-R. This is NOT good.
B. Deloria, the thing which you think is the key card is racx's Safeway Clubcard. It is useless most everywhere. :P
C. Everyone calm down!
D. Gilgamesh, you never have had any mice. :P
Ah, I have so much work to do... :P
You're doing a great job :D
Keep up the good work and don't over work yourself ;)
XD
*comes to*
*starts to sing*
"I'm all out of touch... I'm so lost withoooout yoooou...."
OMG he's delusional! :o
*shoots J-ROC with tranquilizer dart* XD
Just for imaginations sake, could we import some mice? :P
No! We will not be bringing mice into the asylum :P
Unless you feel like feeding Bob's cats ;D
Okay fine. How about bringing cats into the Asylum? I'd love that. Cats are the most wonderful animals alive.
There already are cats in the Asylum: the staff. :P
I don't like animals at the moment :P, they like me too much XD
I'm allowed to have Spotters in the Asylum. :P
Quote from: racx_00 on December 04, 2005, 11:19:48 AM
I don't like animals at the moment :P, they like me too much XD
lol wtf? You don't like them because they like you? ??? :P
It just gets so annoying. Yesterday I had three cats and two dogs laying (or atleast trying to lay on me) on me all at the same time XD
I mean I like attention but that was just too much :P
*shows Jason to Spot* :P
Yeah but that's Spot, so I guess it's ok :P
Quote from: Rosella on December 04, 2005, 11:20:13 AM
I'm allowed to have Spotters in the Asylum. :P
Can I bring Furry if I post a pic of her?
Quote from: racx_00 on December 04, 2005, 11:25:46 AM
Yeah but that's Spot, so I guess it's ok :P
*shows Jason to Jason* :P
Jason is also alright, because he is named Jason :P
What about Alex? :P
Fine :P
But I can stand the animals that won't leave me alone :P
*puts Biscuit on your lap* Try getting out of THAT! :suffer: :P
That's evil :'(
*goes to sulk in corner* :P
Aww, I'm sorry. *shakes food cup* *Biscuit comes running (Er, as much as Biscuit can run ;P) toward the food* XD
*Debates on whether she should re-post her question*
Pets are allowed in the Asylum, IIRC. :P
Thank you! :D
Takes Furry into the Asylum.
Quote from: Rosella on December 04, 2005, 11:35:42 AM
Aww, I'm sorry. *shakes food cup* *Biscuit comes running (Er, as much as Biscuit can run ;P) toward the food* XD
Awww, you took Biscuit away :'(
:P
Fine *puts food bowl on your lap* :P
YAY! *pets Biscuit* :D
Quote from: Yonkey on December 04, 2005, 11:03:58 AM
OMG he's delusional! :o
*shoots J-ROC with tranquilizer dart* XD
Nag dabit, I had just revived him. :P
Maybe it's better this way :P
Perhaps you're right. :D
*Revives James*
It wouldn't be KQIX without him ;)
Oh no. XD
*whispers* Is he back yet?
*prepares to run away if she sees HIM.
Well if you're hiding...I'm comming with ya :P
Stay in your cell. No one can get you there. :P
But im not a patient XD I'm just a guest :P
Then get out of here! :P
Personally I only stay her for the hollusinations medicine :P if thats how its spelt XD
*thinks this is enough to get Nick in the asylum*
You know, if I wanted to, I could probably convince people to release me. :P I mean, I'm really NOT THAT insane. :P
Trust me you are insane... I've heard the llama song too many times :P
I'm only a little insane. It's the flash movies that are insane. :P
like monsters comming out of birthday cakes in France?
Yay! Pets are allowed!
*Brings in 100 capuchin monkeys, breaks out of cell and runs up and down the row of cells yelling "We Are the Champions" at the top of his lungs*
"C'est une MONSTRE!"
"Dans le gateau!" ;P
that's the one :P
Flash movies rule :P
I not even going to ask.
if you ever want to watch it, it's on wierd links :P you know why ;)
My dog needs to be in the Asylum. If you look into her eyes, you will see NOTHING. NOTHING, I say! :P
Jafar, clear your mind. What are you saying?
...That my dog is insane. :P
And how do you know that?
Because I know her better then you. XD
That could still be erratic behavior, and not insanity. :P
Trust me, her eyes have MADNESS in them. XD
Well too bad this asylum only takes human patients :P
Then it should let me out, because I'm a marshmallow. ;P
if you only accept humans you can't hold me here
I'm have human.
*scratches whit my feet behind my ear :suffer:
Fine, we don't take pets :P
Darn. :P
You'll live. :P
I've got some pet mice running around here could someone help me to find them? :'(
They are about 1.8m by 1.2m by 1.0m :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 05, 2005, 12:26:19 PM
I've got some pet mice running around here could someone help me to find them? :'(
They are about 1.8m by 1.2m by 1.0m :P
It's just in your head. There never were any mice. :P
Quote from: Farquhar on December 05, 2005, 05:08:45 PM
It's just in your head.
Wow, that's one huge head. :o
;P
Don't worry Gilgamesh. You are imagining them. We'll take care of that right away.
I've started imagining morbid things. Like my funeral and what music I want played at it.
The cure for morbid thoughts is to drink a half-full glass of water. :P
But I ordered them from the internet!! ::)
THey must be that bigg as the cage in which they were transported to me. :'(
cage? cage ??
I want a cage in my room :P
A neighbor of mine lives in a cage when he's home from his Asylum. Quite sad actually, he had an accident some ten years ago.
What's the difference between a half-full glass and a half-empty one? :P
I won't tell anyone where that cage is even if they find out that it's build around the Asylum! :P
*Locks Raf in the cage, unti lhe agrees to give me his keycard*
BTW, I wanna go back to Alaska, how about it Lolotte? Will you teleport me over there with your magical fae powers?
Did I forget to mention the grizzly bears and wolves that eat humans in Alaska? :P
But Lolotte teleports me directly to the fresh salmon market so I don't have to face those. I've always wanted to go to Alaska, besides I think wild cats and dogs are adorable, especially leopards.
I've ordered some for you edgarnick!
They should arive any moment from now. ::)
What have you ordered, exactly?
Some nuclear radiation modified bears. ;D
Don't even know what to get. :P
Quote from: Deloria on December 06, 2005, 12:22:10 PM
*Locks Raf in the cage, unti lhe agrees to give me his keycard*
Raf doesn't have a keycard XD
*sigh* When will they ever learn? ::)
when they ges sane.
but i believe that will take forever :suffer:
*Tentacle sliding out of order box is strangling edgarnick*
I know what will get him away... The soundtrack to Dirty Dancing XD
* sings because I-----I had the time of my li-fe.... ;P
Quote from: Zelly on December 01, 2005, 03:51:01 PMHey can I have a room to decorate too??
You already do. 8)
Quote from: Farquhar on December 02, 2005, 08:52:29 PMYou know, I'm surprised the flavored walls haven’t attracted mice already. :P
Why do you think this Asylum has guard cats? :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on December 03, 2005, 04:14:00 AMThey're artificially flavored and they're gourmet mice.
No and no, do I make myself clear? 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 03, 2005, 07:08:59 AMDoes anybody knows where my mice have gone to?
They were in their cage in my room in the asylum. ???
:!Oops: *Quickly rushes into cat's guard rooms and sees... no mice.* Who are you trying to fool? :pokerface:
Quote from: Rosella on December 04, 2005, 11:37:17 AMPets are allowed in the Asylum, IIRC. :P
Indeed, I would advice to not bring dogs in here though. My cat staff might not react too kindly. :-\
Quote from: Rosella on December 04, 2005, 01:51:18 PM*thinks this is enough to get Nick in the asylum*
He's also Dutch, IIRC, so that alone is reason enough to admit him. *admits edgarnick*
Quote from: Rosella on December 04, 2005, 01:51:18 PMYou know, if I wanted to, I could probably convince people to release me. :P I mean, I'm really NOT THAT insane. :P
You probably could, but the question is: why would you WANT to? 8)
Quote from: KingGraham on December 04, 2005, 01:57:24 PMYay! Pets are allowed!
*Brings in 100 capuchin monkeys, breaks out of cell and runs up and down the row of cells yelling "We Are the Champions" at the top of his lungs*
Not even 100 monkeys can break out of a cell. I should think your cell would be a little too crowded with them though. You can hardly lay down to go to sleep! :o
Quote from: racx_00 on December 05, 2005, 07:45:33 AMFine, we don't take pets :P
Scratch that idea. We'll take an individual decision on each pet. 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 06, 2005, 07:09:45 AMBut I ordered them from the internet!! ::)
THey must be that bigg as the cage in which they were transported to me. :'(
Oh my, Gilgamesh has already fabricated a whole story around those mice in his head. ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 07, 2005, 02:36:15 AMSome nuclear radiation modified bears. ;D
Don't even know what to get. :P
You don't even have access to a pc, leave alone internet!
Quote from: edgarnick on December 07, 2005, 02:37:48 PM*Tentacle sliding out of order box is strangling edgarnick*
I know what will get him away... The soundtrack to Dirty Dancing XD
* sings because I-----I had the time of my li-fe.... ;P
*Tries to calm down edgarnick* 'Relax, it's only in your head. There are no tentacles here...' ;-D
QuoteYou don't even have access to a pc, leave alone internet!
.... >_>
:P
Hmm...interesting. DINNERTIME!
is this the asylum? the principal told me to come here. he gave me a pass, but jafar ate it.
*now has the power to come and go through-out the school as he pleases* :P
Quote from: copycat on December 07, 2005, 03:24:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 03, 2005, 07:08:59 AMDoes anybody knows where my mice have gone to?
They were in their cage in my room in the asylum. ???
:!Oops: *Quickly rushes into cat's guard rooms and sees... no mice.* Who are you trying to fool? :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 06, 2005, 07:09:45 AMBut I ordered them from the internet!! ::)
THey must be that bigg as the cage in which they were transported to me. :'(
Oh my, Gilgamesh has already fabricated a whole story around those mice in his head. ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 07, 2005, 02:36:15 AMSome nuclear radiation modified bears. ;D
Don't even know what to get. :P
You don't even have access to a pc, leave alone internet!
How did I got on this site? :bomb: :idea:
[spoiler]I now know it!! ;D
I can get on the internet whit the use of my mind!! :o
Mindpower rules!! ::)[/spoiler]
didnt you used the mouse of the pc gilgamesh?
Well, if you're a good enough Paladin it is possible. Congragulations Gilgamesh, you are now the most honorable person in the Asylum.
Quote from: copycat on December 07, 2005, 03:24:27 PM
Quote from: Zelly on December 01, 2005, 03:51:01 PMHey can I have a room to decorate too??
You already do. 8)
Quote from: Farquhar on December 02, 2005, 08:52:29 PMYou know, I'm surprised the flavored walls haven’t attracted mice already. :P
Why do you think this Asylum has guard cats? :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on December 03, 2005, 04:14:00 AMThey're artificially flavored and they're gourmet mice.
No and no, do I make myself clear? 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 03, 2005, 07:08:59 AMDoes anybody knows where my mice have gone to?
They were in their cage in my room in the asylum. ???
:!Oops: *Quickly rushes into cat's guard rooms and sees... no mice.* Who are you trying to fool? :pokerface:
Quote from: Rosella on December 04, 2005, 11:37:17 AMPets are allowed in the Asylum, IIRC. :P
Indeed, I would advice to not bring dogs in here though. My cat staff might not react too kindly. :-\
Quote from: Rosella on December 04, 2005, 01:51:18 PM*thinks this is enough to get Nick in the asylum*
He's also Dutch, IIRC, so that alone is reason enough to admit him. *admits edgarnick*
Quote from: Rosella on December 04, 2005, 01:51:18 PMYou know, if I wanted to, I could probably convince people to release me. :P I mean, I'm really NOT THAT insane. :P
You probably could, but the question is: why would you WANT to? 8)
Quote from: KingGraham on December 04, 2005, 01:57:24 PMYay! Pets are allowed!
*Brings in 100 capuchin monkeys, breaks out of cell and runs up and down the row of cells yelling "We Are the Champions" at the top of his lungs*
Not even 100 monkeys can break out of a cell. I should think your cell would be a little too crowded with them though. You can hardly lay down to go to sleep! :o
Quote from: racx_00 on December 05, 2005, 07:45:33 AMFine, we don't take pets :P
Scratch that idea. We'll take an individual decision on each pet. 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 06, 2005, 07:09:45 AMBut I ordered them from the internet!! ::)
THey must be that bigg as the cage in which they were transported to me. :'(
Oh my, Gilgamesh has already fabricated a whole story around those mice in his head. ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 07, 2005, 02:36:15 AMSome nuclear radiation modified bears. ;D
Don't even know what to get. :P
You don't even have access to a pc, leave alone internet!
Quote from: edgarnick on December 07, 2005, 02:37:48 PM*Tentacle sliding out of order box is strangling edgarnick*
I know what will get him away... The soundtrack to Dirty Dancing XD
* sings because I-----I had the time of my li-fe.... ;P
*Tries to calm down edgarnick* 'Relax, it's only in your head. There are no tentacles here...' ;-D
I'm not dutch ;P
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 07, 2005, 10:43:32 PMis this the asylum? the principal told me to come here. he gave me a pass, but jafar ate it.
What principal? I don't recall any principals here. In any case, you don't need a pass to come here as a visitor so there's no problem there. However, you may have a problem getting back into the school without that pass. :-\
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 08, 2005, 03:56:44 AMHow did I got on this site? :bomb: :idea:
[spoiler]I now know it!! ;D
I can get on the internet whit the use of my mind!! :o
Mindpower rules!! ::)[/spoiler]
You DO know why you're in the Asylum right? If you need enlightening:
[spoiler]Your mind is messed up![/spoiler] 8)
Quote from: edgarnick on December 08, 2005, 02:12:50 PMI'm not dutch ;P
Sorry, got you mixed up with someone else. Anyway, doesn't change a thing, that post still guarantees you a stay in the Asylum. :scholar:
what school jafar ate it too. OK I HELPED!!
I didn't eat the school! I'll admit to my crimes, but not to my...un-crimes that I didn't commit! :P
you just did!
I admitted to eating the pass, not the school. :P
Quote from: Jafar on December 08, 2005, 05:01:29 PM
I'll admit to my...un-crimes that I didn't commit! :P
double negative=positive
I said that I WOULDN'T admit to un-crimes that I didn't commit. :P
triple negative. ok. sorry! ;D
* Gives Jafar some candy in the shape of a school *
You may eat this school Jafar!! ;D
*pouts*cheater.
Quote from: copycat on December 07, 2005, 03:24:27 PM
Quote from: Zelly on December 01, 2005, 03:51:01 PMHey can I have a room to decorate too??
You already do. 8)
YAY! ;D
*Starts to draw pictures of Christmas trees all over her walls.*
*Goes looking for small multi-hued lights to hang on the trees*
Quote from: copycat on December 07, 2005, 03:24:27 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on December 05, 2005, 07:45:33 AMFine, we don't take pets :P
Scratch that idea. We'll take an individual decision on each pet. 8)
Can I bring my kitty, Raven, in? He's really nice!
...mostly...Anyway, he won't attack anybody except Vivendi and sometimes Farquhar.....
occasionally..... But he's not done any permanent damage yet. :D
Also he's
very very good at getting rid of imaginary mice.
I want my chocolat rabit as pet on my room.
He's realy nice.
Does he melt? You know chocolate's not allowed in the Asylum Icarus. Coffee isn't either.
* brings cans whit tea on it around *
coffee, coffee, get your hot coffee!! :P
Quote from: Deloria on December 09, 2005, 08:00:47 AM
Does he melt? You know chocolate's not allowed in the Asylum Icarus. Coffee isn't either.
puts the cocolat rabit on the heater......
it melts..
col
now my rabit is molten i want a new one
Are we allowed to bring food in the asylum if it's not caffeinated or sugary?
Quote from: Rosella on December 09, 2005, 11:36:40 AM
Are we allowed to bring food in the asylum if it's not caffeinated or sugary?
i didn't brought foud i asked if i could have a chocolat rabit as pet on my room
If the food is healthy and contains no caffeine or suar, than you are welcome to it. ;D
Yay! *brings ramen noodles* Ok, so they aren't balanced, but they're yummeh. :P
but how about my chocolat pet?
Somehow, I think if you're willing to melt it on the heater, then you might not like it as much as a pet as a snack. :P
I don't want to melt my cocolat pet rabit.
The question was if he would melt.
Brakes down the heater on his room and places an arco for mor cooling
Do you all know that tea has caffeine in it? :suffer:
O and Copycat I found my mice! ::)
They dug a hole to the chocolate saycoockies factory nearby.
I now can get an unlimited supply of them! :P
an unlimited supply of mice or the cookies?
I'm guessing the cookies. :P Though, since the asylum is unescapable and the mice don't really exist, Bob would disagree. :P
well, in the end, we're all cats, so mice might be better.
In the end, the guard cats won't let mice in here. :P
in the end, we won't need guard cts because there'll be force fields.
Yes we will. NOTHING can replace the guard cats. :P
how about better guard cats?
But these are CC's guard cats! :P
ok.
The guard cats here are the best in all the world! :D
Wrong they didn't found my mice!!
* gives chocolate saycoockies to everyone * :P
Can I nominate Furry (Furrocious) to be a guard cat? She's vicious. :P
How big is she?
She's a real cat and not very big, but quick and cunning. She also paints a picture of innocence, but even those who know her are fooled by her cunningness. She lives up to her name though.
i second the nomination.
I nominate my mice to become a guard cat. ::)
is that even possible? ???
Well, mabye he's halucinating and his "mouse" is really a cat. ;D
Anyway Furry has practise, someone broke into our camper when we were on holiday in the south of france. Furry scared them away with a glance from Pandora's box (a box she used to have, in which she would sleep very night and we named it that because she slept in it :P) they left immediatly, taking with them ET's clothes that were on the front seat. It was hilaarious, when we realized we'd been robbed. They dropped the clothes right outside and we got them back in the morning.
i vote for Furry. *raises hand*
Quote from: Deloria on December 10, 2005, 09:27:14 AM
Well, mabye he's halucinating and his "mouse" is really a cat. ;D
I think we need different guards here ;P
how about some guard dogs? XD
i like that idea.
CC won't like this... :P
Let's not steal the Land of the green Isle's Idea. Let's stick to cats. :)
can my cocolat rabit become a guard cat too?
Only if you shaped it into a cat after melting it. :-\
Why melt it? :'(
That would hurt my lovely rabit
didn't you already melt it?
Nope and don't touch my rabit or it will melt Pacman.
turns the airo to the extreem cold state
*pokes icarus*
copycat's awesome. *thows steak and dogs chase it, leaving copycat's cats to guad*
i couldn't poke your chocolate bunny, so i poked you instead. XD
Go my gaurdmice attack pacman and put him in his little prison. :devil:
Don't try to eat them they are poisonous!
Great experement it was. ::)
*eats poisonous mice*
*takes antivenin* what little sanity i have left has saved me.
That sanity could be what kills you :-\ :P
That wasn't my mice pacman!! 8)
You've just eaten a guardcat! :o
Let mice rule the world!! ::)
*Knocks Gilgamesh out*
If you ever say "mouse" or "mice" again you will be banned from this asylum :P
racx you would send such an insane person out of the asylum?
Could be very dangerous
Well I really don't care :P, most of the population is in this asylum anyway XD
yay for the asylum!
SEE SEE!! I'M INOCENT!! XD
what'd i miss?!? XD
Then I'll say cat.
(whit special made ears)
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Something like this!! ::)
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the messed up snake
X-D
and XD smilie XD
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that's awesome!
It looked well different to begin with but i edited it so it was my own style XD
How about gaurd rabbits?
They could have "big, gnashing teeth! (bite, bite)".
Wait... if the Asylum is unescapable, why does it have Guard Cats? ???
to stop people from breaking in. XD
Ever wonder if YOU'RE the reflection, and the real person is on the other side of the mirror...?
...I think he moved! :o
Quote from: Jafar on December 11, 2005, 10:51:59 PM
Ever wonder if YOU'RE the reflection, and the real person is on the other side of the mirror...?
...I think he moved! :o
That would be scary. XD
Quote from: Jafar on December 11, 2005, 10:51:59 PM
Ever wonder if YOU'RE the reflection, and the real person is on the other side of the mirror...?
...I think he moved! :o
actually, yes. and that's why i try not to look in mirrors.
:idea:
* holds mirror in front of pacman *
*jumps out of mirror* XD
Cool 8)
Warlocks mirror image has come alive! ;D
Does he speaks backwards? :P
XD * rorrim fo tuo spmuj*
ASYLUM PARTY FOR THE SILVER LINING! ;D
Oh, btw, Michael's post rate is scaring me.
Yeah, he should kick back and take it easy. When I was a silly adventurer, I was easy-going, cool, and I kinda missed it when I became a Devoted Knight. XD
How does he post so much?
Kelsey must have taught him everything she knows.
That's an understatement. :P
He'll probably mellow out a little once he discovers The True Meaning of Spamming! *Dramatic music*
What IS the true meaning of spamming?
/me smiles mysteriously
QuoteWhat IS the true meaning of spamming?
Wouldn't YOU like to know! ;D
Quote from: Lollotte on December 12, 2005, 11:03:31 AM
What IS the true meaning of spamming?
the true meaning of spamming: to reach one's goal by spamming every possible thread on one website until spamming is no longer possible XD
Spamming will always be possible. The only way I could be held back is by mods and post limits :P
that's why i will always spam! ;D
Yeah spamming is fun.
Have you seen the thing where if you post more than once in a minute it stops you from posting?
oddly, no.
Might have been removed XD
probably. XD
* Make a sign saying "I love to spam" * :iluvu:
I have a sign for you pacman!! :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 12, 2005, 07:06:56 PM
Quote from: Lollotte on December 12, 2005, 11:03:31 AM
What IS the true meaning of spamming?
the true meaning of spamming: to reach one's goal by spamming every possible thread on one website until spamming is no longer possible XD
Actuallly, thats wrong. :P
* places m.ce ears on all the gaurdcats *
Now there are many of them!! ::)
Wha...? Tow people have almost the same avatar! Oh, no! This does not compute! *head explodes*
I'm all messed up. XD
You are in the Asylum. It is perfectly normal. :P
If you're mentally ill :P
PACMAN IS MY AVATAR!!! >:(
But not Pacsanta. :P
i copyrighted that! you have to buy it from me. ;D
But I made it; therefore you can't copyright it without MY permission; therefore, it's still free! :P
i copyrighted pacsanta (the name). and pacsanta is pacman with a hat. i'm taking this to the imaginary cout in my brain. and maybe to real court.
No one can beat ME in court. :suffer:
Besides, I can just change the name and I can beat Viv...Er, you. :P
well, there's a first time for everything.
*studies up on civil cases*
*might leave the forums*
WHAT!? Omgsh! Why!? XD
i just........i dunno
:'(
i have to sleep on it.
Why are you leaving? :S
If it's because I'm using Pacsanta I'll just change avatars :-\
No pacmans evil twin!! Don't leave!! :'(
Come on, don't leave! Everyone likes having you around! :(
He'll be back soon enough. :P
With around 80 posts a day, he can afford it. :P Besides, I'm sure he'll be back now that Racx changed his avater.
* crys * :'(
I realy miss santapacman. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Quote from: Zelly on December 09, 2005, 07:17:23 AMCan I bring my kitty, Raven, in? He's really nice! ...mostly...
Anyway, he won't attack anybody except Vivendi and sometimes Farquhar.....occasionally..... But he's not done any permanent damage yet. :D
Also he's very very good at getting rid of imaginary mice.
I have a soft spot for kitties (hence my avatar), so ofcourse you can bring him in. :D However, he'll have to stay in your room, especially when Farquhar is around. I won't have any pet harming any of my employees. The imaginary mice can only be dealt with by imaginary cats, and that area is already covered. 8)
Quote from: Rosella on December 09, 2005, 08:27:32 PMThough, since the asylum is unescapable and the mice don't really exist, Bob would disagree. :P
Indeed, I would even say it only exists in Gilgamesh's mind. :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 09, 2005, 09:23:01 PMhow about better guard cats?
:evil:
Quote from: Farquhar on December 10, 2005, 12:30:17 AMThe guard cats here are the best in all the world! :D
:pleased:
Quote from: Raforever on December 10, 2005, 10:07:58 AMI think we need different guards here ;P
how about some guard dogs? XD
No. :no:
Quote from: Rosella on December 10, 2005, 10:32:23 AMCC won't like this... :P
Got
that right. :pokerface:
Quote from: Raforever on December 10, 2005, 02:34:28 PMso what? XD
So they'll never make it past the front entrance. :stop:
Quote from: KingGraham on December 11, 2005, 05:35:19 PMWait... if the Asylum is unescapable, why does it have Guard Cats? ???
To make sure the patients don't kill another, amongst other. :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 13, 2005, 07:41:43 PM*might leave the forums*
Even if someone leaves the forum, his/her 'essence' is preserved in the room that belongs to this patient in the Asylumâ,,¢, making it easier to continue treatment for my trained staff, even without any physical presence. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on December 14, 2005, 11:50:58 AM
With around 80 posts a day, he can afford it. :P Besides, I'm sure he'll be back now that Racx changed his avater.
Yeah, I'm kinda hoping it wasn't the whole avatar thing. But if it was he has my apology.
makes more tea in his room
No fire this time, I have invented electricity! ::)
found it in my room. :P
*puts his fingers in the powerpoint.......*
jikes that hurts rather have some fire
Can I be in the asylum [even though I only have about 25-30 posts. (not that that's relevent)]?????
Um...I can demonstrate insanity...*Uses his mind to turn The 2nd wing in to a...uh...giant balloon...dog(???) Then, changes it back.*
Wait, I know one thing that made me think my cat was insane!!!!
*T_C rolls on his back, THEN tries to scratch behind his ear with his hind leg.* (I'm not kidding, my kitten really did this!!!)
First, you need to fill out the 40-page application form... :P
Can I just kind of smeer ink all over my paws and walk on the forms? (I don't have an apposable thumb.) Besides, doesn't the fact that I'm constantly roleplaying as a cat automatically throw me in the looney bin?
i think that part of why I got into the asylum was because i had 75-90 posts per day. you need to show your natural insanity in the other threads. if your insane on purpose, it doesn't count ;D
Believe me, if you had been in one of the old Chamber Chat things you wouldn't think that I was purposely being insane...seriously....
Yeah. T_C even got a vote for lunatic of the year! :P
You give me a list of your mental disorders and I'll see what I can do :P
* Brings around the hot tea *
anyone tea whit goatmilk? :P
rather have thea whit sugar and chocolat
* gives Icarus tea whit salt (he will never see the difference) *
No chocolate today! :P
T_C's List O' Mental Stuffs
1-Constantly roleplays as a cat!
2-Runs around yelling "All hail The Telepathic Cat!!!" while raising his right hand! (Honestly, I do this!)
3-Drinks coffee...a lot of it...
4-Randomly start dancing in public and at home. (Believe me...I can't dance!)
5-Actually somewhat (kind of [maybe]) likes school. (This is 8th grade...)
6-Writes stories of The Telepathic Cat dreaming of ruling the world. (This is why I run around yelling "Hail T_C!!!")
7-Once wrote a comic of The Telepathic Cat taking over the world, destroying it, then building it again with only cats. (I can't draw...)
Some of those aren't really insane but...oh well...
Oh yeah, almost forgot...
*Materializes coffee in a saucer and drinks it!!!!*
Wow, you even have magical powers. :o
Hey, T_C is in the same grade I am. XD
Quote from: copycat on December 14, 2005, 02:40:27 PM
Quote from: Zelly on December 09, 2005, 07:17:23 AMCan I bring my kitty, Raven, in? He's really nice! ...mostly...
Anyway, he won't attack anybody except Vivendi and sometimes Farquhar.....occasionally..... But he's not done any permanent damage yet. :D
Also he's very very good at getting rid of imaginary mice.
I have a soft spot for kitties (hence my avatar), so ofcourse you can bring him in. :D However, he'll have to stay in your room, especially when Farquhar is around. I won't have any pet harming any of my employees. The imaginary mice can only be dealt with by imaginary cats, and that area is already covered. 8)
YAY! ;D
Well, I'll keep him away from Farquhar, though
he usually starts it...not Raven >:(
*Brings Raven into her room.*
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/Animeandotherpics/Other%20pics/Raven.jpg)
Aww. What a cute cat. Precious. Post more pics of Raven and feel free to use the "Deloria's Cats" thread.
Look it snow in my room! ::)
[spoiler]* Uses a box whit white stuff inside to create the snow effect *[/spoiler]
*Throws a shredded paper snowball at Gilgamesh* :P ::)
Quote from: telepathic_cat on December 16, 2005, 01:08:12 PM
T_C's List O' Mental Stuffs
1-Constantly roleplays as a cat!
There are a few that do that and they aren't in here :P
Quote from: telepathic_cat on December 16, 2005, 01:08:12 PM
2-Runs around yelling "All hail The Telepathic Cat!!!" while raising his right hand! (Honestly, I do this!)
That's not really insanity
Quote from: telepathic_cat on December 16, 2005, 01:08:12 PM
3-Drinks coffee...a lot of it...
Say and I also drink alot of coffee XD
Quote from: telepathic_cat on December 16, 2005, 01:08:12 PM
4-Randomly start dancing in public and at home. (Believe me...I can't dance!)
Not too bad not insanity just bad at dancing and enjoy doing it :P
Quote from: telepathic_cat on December 16, 2005, 01:08:12 PM
5-Actually somewhat (kind of [maybe]) likes school. (This is 8th grade...)
You aren't the only one, there are a few that like it :P
Quote from: telepathic_cat on December 16, 2005, 01:08:12 PM
6-Writes stories of The Telepathic Cat dreaming of ruling the world. (This is why I run around yelling "Hail T_C!!!")
7-Once wrote a comic of The Telepathic Cat taking over the world, destroying it, then building it again with only cats. (I can't draw...)
Also not really insanity, but if you tried to take over the world I would consider it :P
*Decides to take over the world before TC can* :P
you think you can take over the world from me? You don't know it but i rule this world.
*shows everyone a signd paperr taht says that i rule the world*
:P
No, I rule over the world whit my mindcontroling goatmilk!! ::)
I poisoned the goatmilk, so I could steal the deed from you. :suffer:
If you poisoned it then everyone will die from it!! :dead:
Better get some new goatmilk.
* goes though the hole in his room and comes back whit a goat *
milking time!! :)
Actually I only poisoned yours. :P ::) That means that you're the only one that's going to die from it.
But I'm immume to poison. :P
[spoiler]It stands on this note. ::)
"GILGAMESH IS IMMUME TO POISON"[/spoiler]
Gimme some GOATMILK! NOW! >:(
Quote from: Deloria on December 17, 2005, 05:49:56 AM
I poisoned the goatmilk, so I could steal the deed from you. :suffer:
gilgamesh never had the deed i have it here in my hand
Don't make me poison you with a poison you're NOT immune to.
Lets settle this with a battle mini-game! :P
HOLEMAN!
oke oke gives Delora real looking fake deed :P
NO POISON! I repeat, NO POISON!
:-\ does this poison kill or just give a tummy ache?
i think is't french poison = fish :suffer:
But that has two s's. :P
typing error
Nope. It doesn't kill, just knockes you out for a few minutes, giving me enough time to swipe the REAL deed. :P
I DON'T CARE if the poison isn't lethal. NO POISON! *confiscates all poison*
"Don't touch it, ya fool! It might be PAIZON!"
I'm an enchantress. For me, it barely matters. :P
Still, that was one of my favorite quotes from Disney's Snow White. XD
Fine! :P *makes Icarus come over faint giving me enouigh time to take the deed*
gna gna gna now you've got the fake deed the one you have is writen whit chocolat and the real; one only has a chocolat spot on it
and the poison it just was poisson i believe it smelled a bit fishy
Poison is bad.... almost as bad as fish.... except Raven liked fish till he couldn't eat it anymore... The symbol for pisces is a fish.... Wait I'm a pisces.
*Starts eyeing Raven and the guard cat's nervously.....* :help:
NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo DON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs around in circles*
I made butter out of the goatmilk!
Who wants a sandwitch? :D
*raises hand uncertainly* I'm a pisces too. I'M GOING TO BE EATEN! *runs around trying to find a way out* Lolotte, please help me. You won't let the meat me will you?
*breaks into the asylum* i can't take it anymore!! the sanity is too much!!
Good. You gave me a way out. :P *runs away*
Look I've got another "sandwitch" :P
*captures deloria and makes her come back in*
If I stay I'll be eaten. I know you don't want to have that on your conscious.
*uses magical fuzzle powers to bring Deloria back in and repair the wall* :P
Nonsense! Who would eat you, Del? Unless...
The Purple People Eater! I should have known! :o *grabs Sugar Sword*
*grabs dual licorice sticks* DIE!! *runs headfirst into purple peopel eater*
*get eaten by the purple people eater*
Okay, you grape-flavoured goon! Now it's personal! :P
*does a awesome jumping stab* XD
*tries to find means of escape, and evade the purple-people-eaters while Jafar holds them off.* :P
CALM DOWN! No one is going to get eaten!
watches pacman bounching on the head of jaffer while pacman is shouting I'm the purple-people-eaters
*is suffocating from lack of air inside pruple people eater's stomach*
What are we gonna do about the People EAter!? :P
*blows up purple peopel eater from the inside*
YAY!!
>dances in the rain of purple people eater guts<
* Does a raindance in his room *
make it rain in all the other rooms! ::)
Jafar can you give me back mu purple coat? ::)
Um, I just wanted to point out that NO ONE is in a stomach of a purple people eater. The purple people eater doesn't exist. It's a metaphor for television. :P
I think we need to have a Holiday Asylum Party. What do you guys think?
do we get chocolat on that party?? :P
I like parties. Will there be music? :P
Yes. And dancing. And NO CHOCOLATE. ;D
*stemp whit his feets on the ground*
what is a party whitout chocolat? :(
A good one. ;D
Wait, a purple people eater is a TV? I thought it was a purple thingy. :P
No, it's not a purple thingy.
If there's no chocolate, how is it different from the rest of the time we're in the Asylum?
Do we get service bells? Or clicky pens?!
It's more fun when it's a party. :P
when i was with the sane people, i snagged some of these. *gives clicky pens to all* XD
Oh no XD
*gives service bells, music, and chocolate to all*
Brave man. :P
Brave or insane. Considering the setting, I'd say the latter. :P
* Puts a chocolatetree in his room *
Time to decorate it. :P
finaly someone who's partly sane brought chcolat here
parties
( i mean pacman who brought it)
*takes chocolate and devours it before Lolotte sees* *suceeds* :suffer:
MICHAEL! *whips out magic staff and incinerates all chocolate* NO CHOCOLATE! ;D
Ha, you ate my fake chocolate tree!! XD
I made it out of Icecream sticks by painting them whit a chocolate brown colour. ;D
* Puts the lights on to see if Deloria will give light *
It seems as if the struggle to keep chocolate out of the Asylum will be a long ongoing on indeed. XD
Why are so you set on keeping us away from chocolate?
Also, can I be on the Asylum staff (and therefore get chocolate?) :P
Quote from: Rosella on December 19, 2005, 03:29:04 PM
Why are so you set on keeping us away from chocolate?
I think it’s because chocolate contains caffeine and sugar, both of which would cause the patients to get all extra hyper and stuff. :P
Quote from: Rosella on December 19, 2005, 03:29:04 PMAlso, can I be on the Asylum staff (and therefore get chocolate?) :P
I'm sure that CC would disapprove. :P And besides we don’t get to have chocolate either, honest. :sneaky:
Why would CC disapprove? I'm not really that insane. :P And nothing prevents you guys from getting chocolate! :P
Quote from: Rosella on December 19, 2005, 03:36:20 PM
I'm not really that insane.
that's what you WANT him to think!!
*gioves kelsey chocolate that he got while he was sane*
* closes the door of his room *
Time to get me some ..... :-X
* opens hole in the floor *
Nobody knows about this hole ::)
* gets into the ..... factory *
I'm in heaven! :angel:
* comes back and closes the hole in the floor so it can't be found (not even by any gaurdcat) *
I've got a new load of saycoockies!! ;D
Who wishes some?
I do! ;D *eats cookehs and turns into a cat*
Great my wizzardcoockies do work (KQ3) ;D
* gives more coockies away *
*hiss* *scratches Gilghamesh until he gives her some antidote* (Not that I don't like being a cat, but I hate ticks)
*eats saltines instead*
Makes my stomach feel better. XD
ouch, that hurts!! :stars:
* Gives her the anidote *
But it does have some strange effects on people! ::)
is she gona bark no she used the antidote? :P
She will become an alien for a day. 8)
*goes to Mordack (who is resurected) and he transforms her back into a person, thinking she is Manannan* I never had to take the antidote. :P
There are too many psychos in this asylum, we need more staff :-\
*Wonders where Bob is*
isn't bob eaten by pacman?
No, not yet :P
I want to help!! :P
I dunno...I mean, maybe you're not as insane as most of us, but you're still pretty insane. :P
So is Jason. :P
Jason is only insane on inverse alternate weekdays. ;P
*clicks clicky pen*
No chocolate? At a holiday party? You fiends!
(sigh)... Gimme a cat cookie, please.
I can be a sane person. :P
You only have to give me chocolate saycoockies. ;D
They are the best coockies of the world.
No universe. :D
Quote from: telepathic_cat on December 15, 2005, 06:15:18 PMBesides, doesn't the fact that I'm constantly roleplaying as a cat automatically throw me in the looney bin?
How do you think I'm able to command all those guard cats in my Asylum? *turns into a black panther for a split second* :pokerface:
Quote from: Zelly on December 18, 2005, 03:18:57 AMStarts eyeing Raven and the guard cat's nervously.....* :help:
NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo DON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs around in circles*
Huh? *sees Raven and goard cats acting normally* Yep, we've got a live one here. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 18, 2005, 01:23:40 PM* Does a raindance in his room *
make it rain in all the other rooms! ::)
Nope, every room's ACS is controlled seperately so invocing (?sp) a rain dance in one room does not affect the other ones. 8)
Quote from: Farquhar on December 19, 2005, 03:15:40 PMIt seems as if the struggle to keep chocolate out of the Asylum will be a long ongoing on indeed. XD
That only makes it more interesting. :P
Quote from: Rosella on December 19, 2005, 03:29:04 PMAlso, can I be on the Asylum staff?
Depends on what position you're applying for.
Quote from: racx_00 on December 20, 2005, 01:24:46 PM*Wonders where Bob is*
Failing at time-management. :-\
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 20, 2005, 02:43:39 PMI can be a sane person. :P
You only have to give me chocolate saycoockies. ;D
There's only one problem word in that whole txst:
chocolate. It has been scientifically proven chocolate does not make people sane. :scholar:
*flunks time-management again so goes :zzz: *
i didn't give them chocolate or clicky pens, honest!!
He really didn't.
>clicks clicky pen behind his back< >rings service bell<
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Nope, no clicky pens, or service bells, or chocolate, or anything! HONEST!
CC, My raindances do work!!
It effects emergency showers (sprinkler system) and I'll not tell you how I do it.
* does another raindance and Yes it does start to rain * 8)
[spoiler]Holds a heatsource near the fire alarm :P[/spoiler]
Quote from: Questing Character on December 20, 2005, 08:03:43 PM>clicks clicky pen behind his back< >rings service bell<
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*zooms security camera located behind Q's back* :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 21, 2005, 02:28:49 AMCC, My raindances do work!!
It effects emergency showers (sprinkler system) and I'll not tell you how I do it.
* does another raindance and Yes it does start to rain * 8)
I never told you it doesn't work, I just told you it won't affect the other cells, i.e. it'll only rain in your own room. 8)
*goes :zzz: again*
Maybe I should do the raindance too--and while it's raining in my cell I can click pens and ring bells forever because the security camera will be blind!!
CLICKRINGCLICKRINGCLICKRINGCLICKRINGCLI CKRINGCLICKRING
Sure, anyone can jump over a shark. But can you jump UNDER a sharK? :P
I know I can! WHEEEEE! *jumps into the sink* *splash* XD
*rescues Jafar before the water inflates him* :-\
*hides the marshmallows she was eating behind her back*
:angel:
Quote from: Rosella on December 22, 2005, 04:50:05 AM
*hides the marshmallows she was eating behind her back*
:angel:
EVIL! :P
*Takes marshmallows from Kelsey*
You won't become staff anytime soon if you are going to eat other patients :P
Quote from: Jafar on December 20, 2005, 02:09:03 PM
Jason is only insane on inverse alternate weekdays. ;P
I get more sane by the day XD
Pulls on the lever to make it rain in all rooms.
Now it rains
You set off the fire alarm >:(
We'll have to remove all the roof sprinklers that are supposed to prevent fires :-\
Especially since you're no longer a patient Racx.
Quote from: Deloria on December 22, 2005, 10:41:37 AM
Especially since you're no longer a patient Racx.
I'm no longer a patient :o
w00tness :D
Goes in his bathroom and takes a shower!
The shower works this time good!! ;D
*flushes toilet in next room, that has the same pipe connections* :suffer:
Quote from: Deloria on December 22, 2005, 11:38:16 AM
*flushes toilet in next room, that has the same pipe connections* :suffer:
That has no use on the shower that I take.
I stood under the roof sprinklers in my bathroom! :)
Yes they are also in my bathroom. ::)
How silly of me. I didn't think about that since that actually makes sense. :P
I'm singing in the rain I'm singing in the rain
tra la la la tra la la
(Thinking)-'Hmm... maybe the rain can soak my straight jacket, thus making it larger and easier to get out of!*
*tries plan*
*works*
*goes to eat the marshmellows Rosella had taken away*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 22, 2005, 10:28:38 AMPulls on the lever to make it rain in all rooms.
Now it rains
There is no lever to turn on all room sprinklers. They're mananged by a computer system that's only accessible pyhsically and I'm not telling where it is. :pokerface:
Quote from: racx_00 on December 22, 2005, 10:32:43 AMYou set off the fire alarm >:(
NP, the automatic override system quickly saw it was a hoax and shut all the sprinklers down.
Quote from: racx_00 on December 22, 2005, 10:32:43 AMWe'll have to remove all the roof sprinklers that are supposed to prevent fires :-\
We can't do that! If we did, at the next fire code inspection we'd be shut down! :stars:
Quote from: KingGraham on December 22, 2005, 03:22:23 PM(Thinking)-'Hmm... maybe the rain can soak my straight jacket, thus making it larger and easier to get out of!*
*tries plan*
*works*
*goes to eat the marshmellows Rosella had taken away*
Rain soaking straight jackets? I think not! You're clearly hallucinating (again). :scholar:
With my daily round done, I bid thee :zzz:
The wet-ness would only make it stick more. :P
And I wasn't eating other patients, just marshmallows! Normal marshmallows! Not pink ones! :P
Normal marshmallows, ok then. :P
Speaking of which.. *has chocolate covered marshmallows in a basket ;P*
You mean snowballs? :D
No...snow is outside. ;P
Don't tell me you don't have those chocolate coated marshmallows with coconut on top named snowballs :o :P
EW! Coconut! XD
Coconut RULES! It has one of the bestest smells ever! XD
Ditto. I LOVE COCONUT! ;D
I hate coconut. :P
You don't know what you're missing. ::)
Yes I do, and I don't like it. :P
Quote from: copycat on December 22, 2005, 03:29:52 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 22, 2005, 10:28:38 AMPulls on the lever to make it rain in all rooms.
Now it rains
There is no lever to turn on all room sprinklers. They're mananged by a computer system that's only accessible pyhsically and I'm not telling where it is. :pokerface:
I found that room by focusing my mind to find it and put the system on. :P
Or my spy has made it in that room. 8)
Quote from: Lollotte on December 22, 2005, 05:37:33 PM
Ditto. I LOVE COCONUT! ;D
I do too, even though I used to call it wax-paper becuase of it's texture. :P
If we can't have chocolate may we have coconut?
Well if you haven't had a snowball before I'll let you have not only coconut but also chocolate and marshmallows XD
Really? Thankees.
You know, you'd make a much better Asylum manager than Bob, who's always asleep. :P ::)
Awwww, thanks. :D
Maybe one day :P
??? marshmallows? ???
Then we all can play whit Jafar! ;D
Pink Marshmellow's aren't good. Let's stick to white. :P
* Throws whit marshmellows to everyone *
Marshmellow fight
No marshmellow fights in this thread. A thread has been made for exactly this reason, called the "Virtual Food Fight" thread.
* eats all the marshmellows there are *
If we don't have a fight I'll eat them all.
*eats Gilgamesh*
The Marshmallow strikes back! XD
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 23, 2005, 04:19:42 PM
* eats all the marshmellows there are *
If we don't have a fight I'll eat them all.
You can have a fight, just not in this thread. CC would destroy all the marshmellows he can find. Besides you could share :P.*asks very nicely if she could have one*
* Looks to the inside of Jafar. *
1. Look I found a skeleton.
2. Look I found a nother skeleton
3. Look I found a human called Bill C.
* Looks a little bit further *
1. Look a bomb
2. Look a nother bomb whit wires
3. Look a marshmellows in my mounth
* puts an half-eaten marshmellows un the ground *
Let's see what will happen
:P
There IS no ground...just empty space until I decide to spit you out :P
Gets his spaceship out of his bagg.
SPACE THE FINAL FRONTIER THESE ARE THE FORIGES OF THE STARSHIP GILGASTAR, HE BOLDLY GOES WHERE NO HUMAN HAS GONE BEFORE > INTO THE BELLY OF THE BEAST <
frighting music is played.
*fights for truth justice, and something else that he can't think of at the moment*
The Canadian way? ::)
no, something else. *thinks hard*
A nice, tall glass of OJ? No wait, thats what I- er, Citrus Man stands for. :P
The princess? :P
brilliance!! i fight for truth, justice, OJ, and the princess!! XD
I can understand the other three, but why OJ? :P
The GILGASTAR has found a strange looking planet.
- I can breath on it, so
- I'll call it earth! ::)
did you scan it for alien lifeforms?
a huge marshmellow could live there :P
On it there is a small sign of live but there aren't any huge marshmellows on it.
I scan that there is a huge marshmellow creature all around me like I've been eaten by Jafar.
OJ because it rhymes with the Canadian Way.
Must get the martian marshmallows! :iluvu: martian marshmallows!
Quote from: icarus on December 24, 2005, 06:05:15 AM
did you scan it for alien lifeforms?
a huge marshmellow could live there :P
Icarus, you do realize that you inadvertedly kicked yourself out of the Asylum?!
??
why would i be kicked out? :'(
A few pages back, Racx declared a ban on the 'A' word. After the A, there is a 'L' after the L there is a 'I'...You get the idea. THAT word.
but in this situation it was about liveforms and not about the thing you don't may say... you get it... I don't understand myself anymore.
:S
I thought you weren't allowed to use that word under any circumstances no matter how you said it. I understand you meant the term as in foreign lifeforms, but you might want to edit your post. Anyway I was gone but I had to come back, Bob made me. So it probably won't matter one way or another. :P
I've got one last option left if he want to kick me out. If he tries i paint his face like a cyborg goblin whit my make-up :P
I''l beam you up on my spaceship if you want to, but then you will be inside Jafars belly
You can open Jafar's belly? :o :P
I'm a mad sientist I can do anything
* hologram apears outside Jafars belly *
See I can get out of his belly this way.
*spits Gilgamesh and his junk out* :P
That's kinda gross, :P a marshmellow having a mouth and spitting a knight with a santahat out. ::)
i agree
*wonders if Gilgamesh lit a fire in Jafar's stomach so he would roast from within.* :P
* Gets out of his box an gets on the ground *
Why did my story have to end this way? Why? :'(
Because thats how it works round here :P
No, probably because it's "christmas", and I found a bagg full of presents inside his belly.
* opens a present whit his name on it *
Great a boardgame called conqeur the world in 80 seconds! :P
*Picks out a card game that reads "fifty-two card pick-up" ::) :P *
opens present whit my name on it...
he there's nothing in it :'(
Well that's no fun! :(
* gives Icarus a present out of his bagg *
May this make you happy. :)
It's to good for me to handle any longer.
*gives everyone presents*
pacman you gave me a dot you've just eaten :X
* blows up the world again *
darn I can't seem to win this game. ::)
Or shouldn't I blow up the world?
Definitely, I like seeing the world blown up. :P
Quote from: icarus on December 26, 2005, 04:55:52 AM
pacman you gave me a dot you've just eaten :X
i'm sorry. *gives icarus clicky pens*
Quote from: Deloria on December 26, 2005, 09:02:20 AM
Definitely, I like seeing the world blown up. :P
but then you loose 2 billion points and you go into point debt.
Nah, don't feel like it. I'm probably just too lazy. :P *decides she doesn't want to see the world blown up, mearly all people eliminated and have the world ruled by cats :P*
Quote from: Deloria on December 24, 2005, 11:47:39 AM
A few pages back, Racx declared a ban on the 'A' word. After the A, there is a 'L' after the L there is a 'I'...You get the idea. THAT word.
I forgot about that rule XD
Thanks for remembering Deloria ;)
*Decides not to kick Icarus out of the asylum* We can't be losing patients, and icarus fits so well
I forgot that rule too. XD
i never knew about it.
picks up all his belongings and leaves the asylum forever.... last post in asylum......
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 27, 2005, 12:56:26 AM
i never knew about it.
Then you know it now, but racx doesn't like the word m.ce also
you must know what that dot has to be for a letter.
I'll not speak the whole word anymore better to be safe. :P
* plays his game again and loses again *
Darn I lost again. >:(
I told him to edit his post but I still feel guilt-ridden. :-[ :'(
Great a free room!! ;D
* takes over Icarus his room *
Now it's my second room 8)
Quote from: icarus on December 27, 2005, 02:25:55 AM
picks up all his belongings and leaves the asylum forever.... last post in asylum......
That's it! You're in the asylum for eternity now :P
You seemed sad to leave, so you're better off staying XD
Quote from: racx_00 on December 27, 2005, 05:09:44 PM
Quote from: icarus on December 27, 2005, 02:25:55 AM
picks up all his belongings and leaves the asylum forever.... last post in asylum......
You seemed sad to leave, so you're better off staying
i agree.
*kicks gilgamesh out of icarus's room*
Just when I started to like it hee has to stay.
(b.t.w. what would CC say of racx if he reads the last posts?)
you know better than i do :P
Yeah, isn't it abusing his rights just a little bit? :P ::)
i think so. :P
*wonders if it's possible for Asylum patients to hold a rebellion against their captors ;D :P ::) *
i think so.
*holds a secret meeting with all the prisoners to see if we should have a rebellion against the guardcats while we're at it* :P ::)
i stop the rebellion. :P
On what grounds? ::) :P
No one can stop me leading the rebellion.
* holds a sign reading "Vote for gilgamesh as your rebellion leader" *
Okay. *votes for Gilgamesh as her rebellion leader* :P ::)
This rebellion will never succeed. The rebels are no match for the guard cats, and the Asylum staff. Mwa ha ha... :suffer:
i don't get to fight against the rebels?!?!
No since we're taking you hostage ::) :P *has someone kidnap Farquhar and Pacman928*
I'll have to send icarus a PM :P
Yeah, he could join.
He'll need to replace Farquhar as waiter :P
He'll need to replace Pacman as a rebel. :P
Ok, so he gets both duties :P
XD. Then we need someone to replace Pacman as the official Asylum posting-maniac, and posting prince.
Oooo. Pick me! XD
Okay ::) :P *appoints Racx posting prince and posting maniac*. (even though I thougt you wanted the queen title).
Prince can easily change to Queen :P
*Starts posting like a maniac* :P
*breaks free* GIMME BACK MY TITLE!! *steals all of my titles back* yay!!
*hands title to Michael*
i dub thee the high prince of posting and thr king andwhatever else you want.
Nah that's ok. You can take them, I'm going for empress XD
i don' t want them.
Ok, we'll just leave them in this ditch :P
Who has ever said that the rebels need to be oposing the gaurdcats?
* Becomes a treu rebel playing music all over the asylum.
(crazy bus) * :P
*Dances to crazy bus* :D
This is so cool, we should do it more often :P
Are there more who want to geton the crazy bus?
NO CRAZY BUS!!!
YESSS!! crazy bus.
That's what most of the patientsl like ::)
... I quit the asylum. :P
You can't quit, you're stuck here :P
*wakes up very confused......*
I just had sutch a wierd driem... Racx kicked me out for saying someting but it all felt so real.... :P
I had a dream I was killed for being mean to patients XD
i had a dream of one of my friends saying "i have to talk to you"
Quote from: Rosella on December 22, 2005, 06:00:37 PMI hate coconut. :P
Ditto. 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 23, 2005, 01:16:11 AMI found that room by focusing my mind to find it and put the system on. :P
Or my spy has made it in that room. 8)
You can't focus on something that is un-focusable. :P
And a spy would never notice that room, not even if it was standing right outside it. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on December 23, 2005, 08:06:26 AMYou know, you'd make a much better Asylum manager than Bob, who's always asleep. :P ::)
Hey! :evil:
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 26, 2005, 09:44:49 AMi'm sorry. *gives icarus clicky pens*
There's a ban on clicky pens in this Asylum.
*takes away clicky pens*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 28, 2005, 02:02:14 AM(b.t.w. what would CC say of racx if he reads the last posts?)
I don't see anything wrong. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on December 28, 2005, 02:25:03 PMYeah, isn't it abusing his rights just a little bit? :P ::)
Nope. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on December 29, 2005, 03:45:05 AM*has someone kidnap Farquhar and Pacman928*
This Asylum has hidden pathways all over the place you know...
/me starts examining his plans of the secret passagaways to find one to release the hostages from under the captor's noses
Quote from: Rosella on December 29, 2005, 12:11:17 PM... I quit the asylum. :P
/me gives Rosella stylish earmuffs that block out the crazy bus song but let through all other sound
8)
Right, almost forgot :zzz:
Quote from: copycat on December 29, 2005, 07:26:04 PM
Quote from: Rosella on December 22, 2005, 06:00:37 PMI hate coconut. :P
Ditto. 8)
Quote from: Rosella on December 29, 2005, 12:11:17 PM... I quit the asylum. :P
/me gives Rosella stylish earmuffs that block out the crazy bus song but let through all other sound
8)
Right, almost forgot :zzz:
You rule!! XD
but i broke out of their clutches already!!
*breaks out farquhar*
Quote from: copycat on December 29, 2005, 07:26:04 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 26, 2005, 09:44:49 AMi'm sorry. *gives icarus clicky pens*
There's a ban on clicky pens in this Asylum.
*takes away clicky pens*
is there a list of banned things? i can't keep track of all this.
-Clicky Pens
-The "A"-Word
-Things that Ring
-The "M" word
-Occasionaly Carzy Bus ::) :P
Crazy Bus is immortal! :P
* drops the crazy dus of a cliff *
thats the end of it.
No more of it :'(
*Crazy Bus bounces off the abyss and lands on Gilgamesh* XD
ouch that hurts.
does anyone has an asprine?
Yes but since it's covered in chocolate I'm not allowed to give it to you. Oh *menatally adds chocolate and coffee to the list*
Needles are also banned, but no one follows that :P
*eats chocolate that he had*
I'm freeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Thanks for saving me Pacman, now I can resume my post as waiter!
Can I get anybody anything? Anything that isn't on the banned list that is.
thank god needles are over, *looks at many scabs on his arm* Jason :P
Evenm though needles are banned, other sharp stuff isn't,...What about pins?
Don't give him ideas :P :-X
...and pieces of broken glass... :P ::)
please, stop, im like the pin cushion here :P
Oh, I am sorry to hear that, I'll stop. :P Anyway Lolotte will ban it as soon as she comes back.
*gets out pointy things* clicky pencils!!
Nick deserves a break from all the jabbing and stabbing, but if I think of a good substitute for the needle I'll start stabbing him again :P
not me. :P
I should think so too * hides knives and sporks in pockets*
Getting caught for hiding things is one of the worse offenses. :P ::)
Quote from: Rosella on December 29, 2005, 07:28:16 PMYou rule!! XD
Ofcourse I do. A grandfather has to pamper his grandchildren in any family, and the TSL family is no exception to that (unwritten) rule. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on December 30, 2005, 05:26:42 AM-Clicky Pens
-The "A"-Word
-Things that Ring
-The "M" word
-Occasionaly Carzy Bus ::) :P
Let me get this straight. You're implying 'Occasional Crazy Bus' is banned, but all-time crazy bus isn't. The policy on Crazy Bus is it is allowed, but only in
very small doses and also, without causing any harm to other patient's recovery (like Rosella's, which is why I gave her the earmuffs).
Quote from: Deloria on December 31, 2005, 09:03:48 AMAnyway Lolotte will ban it as soon as she comes back.
I'll save her the trouble:
/me bans sharp objects
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 31, 2005, 11:59:39 AM*gets out pointy things* clicky pencils!!
/me changes the first line of the ban list in "clicky things"
/me also adds chocolate and cafeine to the ban list
Quote from: edgarnick on January 01, 2006, 05:52:57 AMI should think so too * hides knives and sporks in pockets*
Why is there a sharp point of a knife sticking out of your clothes? :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on January 01, 2006, 11:29:33 AMGetting caught for hiding things is one of the worse offenses. :P ::)
Hmmmmm... :evil:
Right, I'm giving those who are hiding anything that is included in the new and updated ban-list to give it in without any punishment. My guard cats & me will also be keeping a close eye to everyone and if anyone is spotted having banned objects after this last chance, that patient will be put in the isolation room. :yes:
:zzz:
*arrests CC*
I hate to do it, but since SOME people are insulting my policing abilities, I have to be more strict abount grammar rules. :P
Quote from: copycat on January 01, 2006, 03:28:10 PMMy guard cats & me will also be keeping a close eye to everyone and if anyone is spotted having banned objects after this last chance, that patient will be put in the isolation room. :yes:
:zzz:
It's "My guard cats and I." ;P
Rosella, let CC go. We can't run the Asylum without him. :P
Don't worry, all I do is arrest people, there is no actual punishment. :P
rrriiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhhtttttttttt
I wanna make Kelsey arrest me for grammar errors, so here goes. :P
Bob and myself welcome all visitors to this humble asylum. :P
*arrests Jason*
That's just wrong... ;P
From the sounds of that, someone would assume I just streaked nude down the halls of the asylum. :P
Incorrect grammar, running naked, same diff. ;P
So running naked would cause the same punishment ??? :P
apparently.
*wants to get arrested too* lets make it simple. ahem. i ain't gots none money.
I commits all kindsa crimes against grammar, and da coppers, dey no catch meso far. :P
*hears police car*
Uh oh. *jumps in golf-mobile and drives away as fast as he can*
debate: de stuff at de end of de fishing line.
Finaly I got myselfe out of the bus!
Took me about two days :'(
Now it's time to get angry at "JAFAR"
* drops a poisoneus snake near Jafar *
bite him my friend. :P
Quote from: copycat on January 01, 2006, 03:28:10 PM
Hmmmmm... :evil:
Right, I'm giving those who are hiding anything that is included in the new and updated ban-list to give it in without any punishment. My guard cats & me will also be keeping a close eye to everyone and if anyone is spotted having banned objects after this last chance, that patient will be put in the isolation room. :yes:
:zzz:
yes please lock me up in isolation
tries to tink about a good way to get placed there.....
*screams*
:o :o :o How DARE you!?
*arrests Michael and Jafar*
*wants to set a record for the most times being arrested by the grammar police* yay!! that's 2!! XD
Since you are in the same English class as I am, I will assume that you DO know the correct grammar. Your goal to be arrested shall NOT come at the price of good grammar!!
*kicks ground* alright. that means.....jafar gets the trophy!!
ahem. i promise to never intentionally use incorrect grammar.
Wow, that's the worst split infinitive I've ever seen. ;P *arrests* XD
Here it comes again:
"Math exam"
1+6+29876-5-3+7-8663/4+8+3+8-76*3+78-6-3*8+4*475-7*76*48-56=...............
When you arrest someone, do you handcuff and frisk them? heheh, * Wants to be handcuffed and frisked. i don't know if I could intentionally use bad grammar, I am a writer and I like grammar. SO....*gets undressed and runs naked through the halls* heheh ;) :P
3863.35 I think :P
Quote from: Rosella on January 02, 2006, 11:19:22 AM
3863.35 I think :P
Now that's a
B- for you rosella 3863,25
And the rest of you all get a F---
Quote from: Rosella on January 01, 2006, 03:45:03 PM*arrests CC*
I hate to do it, but since SOME people are insulting my policing abilities, I have to be more strict abount grammar rules. :P
Quote from: copycat on January 01, 2006, 03:28:10 PMMy guard cats & me will also be keeping a close eye to everyone and if anyone is spotted having banned objects after this last chance, that patient will be put in the isolation room. :yes:
:zzz:
It's "My guard cats and I." ;P
Even a superintendant can mess up his grammar sometimes, and let's not forget English is not my mother tongue. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 02, 2006, 11:49:56 AMAnd the rest of you all get a F---
As if I care. :P You don't need to be good at math to run this Asylum. ;P
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on January 02, 2006, 03:09:11 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 02, 2006, 11:49:56 AMAnd the rest of you all get a F---
As if I care. :P You don't need to be good at math to run this Asylum. ;P
but it does help when you have to total the money's worth of damages.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 02, 2006, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Rosella on January 02, 2006, 11:19:22 AM
3863.35 I think :P
Now that's a B- for you rosella 3863,25
And the rest of you all get a F---
Why do I get a B-!? What did I do wrong? :P
You can't arrest me! I'm still in my get-away car! And you don't have a warrant! :P
i think that she already had the warrants
No useless grading! We don't want our patients to feel stressed out and judged! :P
but, we're already judged crazy. :P XD
Not necessarily. Some of you came of your own free will. :P
i had a pass from neil.
My left hand kept on trying to cut off my right! Do you think that wasby choice?! It was posessed! :P ::)
It's probably Ashley, he/she moved back in, infact i think she/he lives in the TV. I will tell it to stop it :P
I beg your pardon? :P ::)
Quote from: copycat on January 02, 2006, 03:09:11 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 02, 2006, 11:49:56 AMAnd the rest of you all get a F---
As if I care. :P You don't need to be good at math to run this Asylum. ;P
:zzz:
Great, I can steal money (or saycoockies) in the asylum and CC can't get it back because he can't count them all. :suffer:
Quote from: Rosella on January 02, 2006, 03:54:16 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 02, 2006, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Rosella on January 02, 2006, 11:19:22 AM
3863.35 I think :P
Now that's a B- for you rosella 3863,25
And the rest of you all get a F---
Why do I get a B-!? What did I do wrong? :P
0.1 too much means you will get a B- there was only one 1/4 in the whole. :devil:
Anyway I love to give low degrees. :evil:
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 02, 2006, 03:18:48 PMbut it does help when you have to total the money's worth of damages.
What damages? ;-D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 03, 2006, 02:06:14 PMGreat, I can steal money (or saycoockies) in the asylum and CC can't get it back because he can't count them all. :suffer:
The fact I may or may not be good at math has nothing to do with your possibility of stealing anythng. What's worth stealing is safely locked away, guarded, and is counted at regular intervals by personnel that can do that and I can trust completely. 8)
What's that about this Ashley-character, edgarnick? I think you need an appointment with one of our psychiatrists asap.
:zzz:
* disguises himself as saycoockies counter *
here am I again to count the saycoockies in the jar! :P
1, 2, ..., 3, 4, ..., 5, 6, ..., 6, 7...etc.
I think Ashley is the imaginary killer duck. :P
my sister is ashley!!XD
Where is that killer duck?
I would like to play duckhunt. :P
Let it live! :P
lets make a animal protection group to protect the killer duck against gilgameshes evil plans
Quote from: Deloria on January 04, 2006, 02:09:32 PM
Let it live! :P
Not that kind of duckhunt!! :P
It's a game where the duck hides and I have to find the duck. ::)
And if I find him the duck has to find me. ;D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 03, 2006, 04:43:24 PM* disguises himself as saycoockies counter *
here am I again to count the saycoockies in the jar! :P
1, 2, ..., 3, 4, ..., 5, 6, ..., 6, 7...etc.
You think your simple disguise is going to fool me? Ha! ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 04, 2006, 02:23:21 PMNot that kind of duckhunt!! :P
It better not be. I don't approve of the use of violence in this institution, by whatever means, especially from patients. 8)
:zzz:
*plays the duck hunting game on snes*
Yes, please, no hunting! And, Michael, what's a "snes"? :P
Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Although Duck Hunt was a game for the Not-Super Nintendo etc. (NES) :P
I haven't played Duck Hunt in ages XD
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 03, 2006, 04:43:24 PM
* disguises himself as saycoockies counter *
here am I again to count the saycoockies in the jar! :P
1, 2, ..., 3, 4, ..., 5, 6, ..., 6, 7...etc.
Even if Bob can't do maths that doesn't mean Lollotte, Farquhar and I can't :P
Quote from: racx_00 on January 04, 2006, 09:49:46 PM
Even if Bob can't do maths that doesn't mean Lollotte, Farquhar and I can't :P
Yes, but that moustache and beard look so great on me! :P
I don't have duckhunt for my NES.
Came whit
the brothers 2
i know that it was a nintendo system, i just forgot which one. :P
I actually still have Super Mario Bros\Duckhunt, but either my NES or the cart isn't working. My sister has a working NES SMB\Duckhunt, but she doesn't have the Zapper. But one day, I WILL play Duck Hunt again. :P
My cousin HAD a working NES avec SMB/Duck Hunt, but she probably broke it by now. :P
My cousin tends to break everything aswell. ::) :P ::)
* Throws stuff through the asylum *
Time to break some things in here. :P
How about a door? Then we could BREAK OUT! :P ::)
* throws a dice *
12 + strength = not enough for me to break down a door.
Don't you get a +2 bonus from your insanity? ;P
How much do you need?
if i look at that door you heve to role a natural 20
thats one strong door
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 03, 2006, 06:38:22 PMmy sister is ashley!!XD
Oh dear, now he's projecting members of his family onto his imaginations! I must warn his family of this next time they come to visit him, otherwise it might leed to awkward situations. :sweating:
Quote from: Deloria on January 05, 2006, 12:12:33 PMMy cousin tends to break everything aswell. ::) :P ::)
I like to take things apart, especially if it has screws. :P However, there are no screws on the Asylum doors.
Quote from: Deloria on January 05, 2006, 12:35:12 PMHow about a door? Then we could BREAK OUT! :P ::)
I assure you, nothing anyone/-thing can conjure up can break them. 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2006, 12:24:05 PM* Throws stuff through the asylum *
Time to break some things in here. :P
You think there's anything breakable in the patient's section of the Asylum? Think again. :scholar:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on January 05, 2006, 03:02:21 PM
You think there's anything breakable in the patient's section of the Asylum? Think again. :scholar:
:zzz:
There is't anything that's breakable :idea:
what about this teacup I found? :P
That teacup is plastic. :P
i have 18 base attack. +2 for mindblast. +8 because i have the sommerswerd. total-28. *breaaks down door* another one?!! this one has 40 "strength"
I only have 14 base attack + 8 for being evil + 2 to make a total of 24. Uses special power "dubble damage" to come whit a total of 48! :o
* Breaks the door *
Darn another door is behind it and it requires 60 "strength" XD
non of you 2 roled a natural 20 so you never brake the door :P
(natural 20 is whitout any bonus role a 20)
*looks at the 2 doors we broke down* then waht are those?
18 abse attack+8for the sommerswerd+5 for insanity+2 for mindblast+16 for explosives=49 *uses special attack which adds 20 to attack for posting madman* haiYYYAAA!! *the door breaks* another one!?!? with 300 strength?!?!?!
*sighs* At least they're engaging their minds...
You know, you COULD just open the doo- *SNAP*
GAH! A mousetrap! :o
*shakes head* they're booby-trapped if you open them. you have to knock them down. i need the holy hand grenade!!
* move livestock of HOLY COWS to the door *
break that door open my cows!! :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 06, 2006, 11:36:15 PM
*shakes head* they're booby-trapped if you open them. you have to knock them down. i need the holy hand grenade!!
The problem being, is that the holy hand grenade can only be found in "Monty Python and the search for the holy grail", which can only be accessed to by a computer or television, the Asylum having neitehr one... :P ::)
digs a hole out of the asylum so all can search for the holy hand grenade and than return to the asylum to use it on the door out of the asylum :-\
* Uses his mindpowers to get on the internet and orders one Holy hand grenade * :angel:
You have to wait two weeks for it to arrive. ::) :P
two weeks is take long
* pushes on the direct delivery button *
and the price will be....... :P
3000000 gil!! i only have 50000.
I know a way to get that much monney!!
We steal borrow it from the asylum. :P
And you think the asylum has that mutch money ???
don't look at that new radio on my room i just got to relex a litle bit and not getting any crazier than I'm a;lready are ::)
I have about 75,000 gil! :P Let's all band together! We can do it! *checks all FF saved games* 75...20...20...55...60....
I have 230,000. Plus Michael's 50,000, we have a total of 280 thousand gil! *removes a 0 from the price and saves her 60 thousand gil game into another slot* XD
There! 340,000 gil! :P
That's still not enough. And I've never enen played Final Fanatsy!
* stops the presses *
* puts some new plates on them *
* starts the presses *
Monney, monney, monney...
Look monney is being made by this press. :P
How did I got this press?
Easy bought it on the internet. ::)
For only $1,-
see how enough monney is being made.
Look! The holy hand grenade arrived! In a pretty box!
yay!! *pulls pin* 1...2...5!! no, 3!! *throws grenade at door and watches the grenade explode*
but the door was grenade-proof. ::) :P
Than I'll use the ultimate weapon of them all!
[spoiler]* Pushed on the doorbell *
No one's home-
yay!! Â the pizza's here!!
The order isn't for us: Cheese, Avacado, Sardines, Chocolate Chips...
did i forget to tell you guys? i ordered pizza!!
With sardines, avacado, cheese, and chocolate chips? :-\ :-X
I thought you didn't like sardines...
*Pizza monster jumps out of pizza*
Ack! Not again! :o
That reminds me, one person's project for English was titled "The small Frenchman TO RULE THEM ALL!" ;P
*shoots pizza with a lazer* Â oh no!! it's unaffected!! Â jaradas, attack!! Â (i've always wanted to say that XD)
I'm the leader, *I* give the order to attack. :P
Jaradas, ATTAAAAAAAAACK!!
Jarada's cease attack! Perhaps we should try to befriend it. :P ::)
I'm an actual Jarada member, *I* give te order to cease attack.
Cease Attack, Jaradas! It could be friendly. :P
*Is reminded of "Le monster dans la gateau"* ::) :P
*grumbles about unfairness*
"C'est un MONSTRE!"
"Dans le gateau!"
XD
Lol. That was hilarious. Where did you find it anyway?
Deviant Art. :P (http://www.deviantart.com)
*attacks the pizza monster with his daggers*
Quote from: Rosella on January 07, 2006, 04:42:40 PM
Deviant Art. :P (http://www.deviantart.com)
randomly?
I think I browsed under the category flash and the sub category humor, and sorted it by popularity. :P
Ah.
i made an account for that, but i never kept up with it.
I did too, but I never did anything with it and have been on like twice. ::) :P
i went on it once.
Never posted anything on there though. 1501th post!
ditto. lol
it' smy 1501st post too!
Sedate him! He's showing off! :P
fine, i'll only announce my 2000th, 2500th, 3000th, 3500th, 4000th, 4500th, 5000th, and 10000th posts.
Of course. :P
:P must.....catch.....lollette
Oh Michael, this is my Wrath. Wrath, Michael. I'm sure you two will be great friends! ;D :suffer:
hi wrath. wanna play d2?
*Wrath hangs Michael by his ankle from the top of Mount Etna*
awesome!! a new act!! who's th boss?
I'm glad you like it up there. *walks away whistling* :P
how can the boss be stronger than baal? he' sthe LoD!!
I think his brain flipped over or something...he's not making sense. :P
baal is the boss for act 5 in d2. he's the lord of destruction, LoD.
*Never played it but assumes you're talking about FF*
Look a UFO
* points to a place in the asylum *
That's a potted plant ::) :P
or one of the queens new head (the dutch queen) :suffer:
* Looks at it more closely *
Yes, it is a potted plant.
But where are those strange lights comming from? :P
Quote from: icarus on January 08, 2006, 04:39:22 AM
or one of the queens new head (the dutch queen)Â :suffer:
XD
"I should refuse to marry the King of England, lest I have two heads." quoted by one of the princess' of Denmark while Henry VIII was looking for a foreign bride, befroe setteling for Anne of Cleeves. Â
And where are those strange sounds comming from?
those sounds come out of my new radio :P
Ooh. It's a pretty pink colour. ::) :P
Quote from: Deloria on January 08, 2006, 05:13:25 AM
Ooh. It's a pretty pink colour. ::) :P
That radio?? I just painted it as therapy to control my evil toughts ::)
But that still doesn't explains those strange lights I see. :P
The light shows you how your mood is right now, like a mood ring. The purple light means you are having ebil thoughtson how to control the universe.
The pink light means you are asleep.
The green light means you are about to die
The blue light means you are thirsty... ::) :P
What does the red light mean? :P
It means Bob's asleep and it's safe to break out of the Asylum now, because the guard cat's are having a catnap and Racx and Lollotte are away. Unfortunately, the red light hardly ever turns on. ::) :P
But the light that I see is red!!
And it's on about 6 hours. :idea:
escape time
the red light doesn't come from your ring but from those houses a few streets away where only adults are alowed.... :o
What!! :o
It came from over there!
* quickly stops his escape atempt *
No point to escape now.
Hides the hole he has made whit a carpet.
Nobody will ever notice it. ::)
Woah... purple, man. 8) Nifty!
Pretty.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 08, 2006, 06:58:01 AM
What!! :o
It came from over there!
* quickly stops his escape atempt *
No point to escape now.
Hides the hole he has made whit a carpet.
Nobody will ever notice it. ::)
But Bob is asleep, and Lollotte and Racx aren't online, the guardcats might be asleep aswell, if we're lucky! I hate solitary confinement and can't stand being locked up. ::) :P
But your door is open. ???
You onlty can't get out of this asylum.
Why do you all want to break out? What's wrong with the asylum? :P We get to to hang out with other psychos! It's FUN! XD
If anything, we should keep our escape skills sharp. :P
Why? :P
You never know when you might need to escape from somewhere. Besides, you could become famous like Larry Uttini! :P
But if we're in the asylum, then we won't have the chance. :P
Being able to escape from the Asylum = instant fame and fortune. ;D
Who wants fame and fortune? :P
Well...I do admit that fame is overrated...but the FORTUNE! :P
i have fortunes!! *opens a fortune cookieh* "you will rid yourself of a great thorn"
*thorn bush randomly lands on Pacman*
*crawls out* yay!! i have rid myself of a great thorn!!
Do you want another thorn? :P
I now know what people will stab Edgranick with next: Thorns!
Quote from: Lollotte on January 06, 2006, 08:32:26 PM*sighs* At least they're engaging their minds...
Yes, but for the wrong goal. :-\
Quote from: icarus on January 07, 2006, 08:01:19 AMdigs a hole out of the asylum so all can search for the holy hand grenade and than return to the asylum to use it on the door out of the asylum :-\
You think the Asylum's ground floor is dig-able? :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 07, 2006, 09:27:21 AMI know a way to get that much monney!!
We steal borrow it from the asylum. :P
And the Asylum's Manager will
give loan that money to you why exactly? :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on January 07, 2006, 11:20:23 AMAnd you think the asylum has that mutch money ???
You have
no idea of the vastness of the funds the Asylum has. Even I have to check several records to add it all up.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 07, 2006, 08:11:42 AM* Uses his mindpowers to get on the internet and orders one Holy hand grenade * :angel:
First of all, whatever happening via the internet coming from within the Asylum is passed through a sofisticated filtering system. This filtering system makes it appear that everything is OK, but in reality you were rerouted to an Asylum-controlled site, which looked exactly like the one where you were trying to buy this item. And even if, somehow, you were able to bypass this filtering system, how would this item get past the parcel inspection? :pleased:
Quote from: Lollotte on January 07, 2006, 08:09:51 PMSedate him! He's showing off! :P
Now now, showing off has been done before, even by me, however, only when entering a new status and/or acquiring a higher posting position. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on January 08, 2006, 06:29:23 AMIt means Bob's asleep and it's safe to break out of the Asylum now, because the guard cat's are having a catnap and Racx and Lollotte are away. Unfortunately, the red light hardly ever turns on. ::) :P
As in, that light is never on, since I have enough gard cats to have 24h surveillance, meaning when one team is having its catnap another team is on duty. 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 08, 2006, 06:58:01 AMHides the hole he has made whit a carpet.
Nobody will ever notice it. ::)
Indeed we won't, because a) you can't make a hole anywhere in the Asylum and b) there are no carpets. :P
Quote from: Jafar on January 08, 2006, 09:10:31 AMBeing able to escape from the Asylum = instant fame and fortune. ;D
Quote from: Jafar on January 08, 2006, 09:15:06 AMWell...I do admit that fame is overrated...but the FORTUNE! :P
That fortune isn't all it's meant to be either, you know. :-X
:zzz:
The Asylum is a healthy environment. Who wants to leave? Besides, you can't! :P
well, i might not post for maybe a week to get rid of my whole spamming spree.
Remember--you're still in the Asylum! :P
change week to century
*plots how she would pass him by a few hunderd posts* :P ::) ;D
They're outta control, it's time to drug them up!
*Grabs chocolate bars and drugs them*
*Hands chocolate bars to Deloria and Michael*
Eat up kiddies :D :P
*eats chocolate and realizes the drugs will make her post faster* :P ::)
Those aren't drugs...they're CRUGS! :o
The difference being...? :P ::)
Well...one is spelled with a "C"...and the legalties of crugs are more mysterious. :P
Meaning it's allowed? ::) :P
Quote from: Deloria on January 09, 2006, 09:55:21 AM
*eats chocolate and realizes the drugs will make her post faster* :P ::)
*Swears to self*
If they are real drugs you'll post slower :P
But since they're crugs, I'll post faster! ;D :D :P ::)
Nah, Jafar said that, I'm the one that filled them and I used Drugs ;P
Then why am I posting so quickely?
Sugar Rush. :P
Spam Post fest :P
* eats all the sugar and becomes verry active *
* runs around in the asylum jumping over everyone *
Look what you've done Jason, you forgot to use sugar-free chocolate when you added the drugs. :P
I didn't give him any :P
Only Michael and Deloria. So someone left the sugar out ;P
Wasn't me. :sneaky:
The patients have been running around and causing alot of trouble lately, so I'm guessing the patients found a stash :-\ :P
I'mj not doing anything but listening to my radio on my room :idea:
Okay--those drugs are SEDATIVES. Deloria and Michael are only DREAMING that they are running around, but clearly they are not. Good move sedating them, racx, but make sure they are properly administrated. :P
So I can continue posting?
* stops running and jumping *
No more sugar time to refill.
It's...... empty. :'(
Quote from: racx_00 on January 09, 2006, 09:53:52 AMThey're outta control, it's time to drug them up!
*Grabs chocolate bars and drugs them*
*Hands chocolate bars to Deloria and Michael*
Eat up kiddies :D :P
Actually, those chocolates will make them even more hyper(active). :-\
Quote from: racx_00 on January 09, 2006, 10:46:55 AMThe patients have been running around and causing alot of trouble lately, so I'm guessing the patients found a stash :-\ :P
Indeed, I wonder how that got past my detection system. :sneaky:
Quote from: Lollotte on January 09, 2006, 11:15:20 AMbut make sure they are properly administrated. :P
And therein lies the problem. Those drugs are meant to be administered intravenous, not oral. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 09, 2006, 02:28:25 PMNo more sugar time to refill.
It's...... empty. :'(
Well duh! You didn't think we'd leave any inthere once we found it? :pleased:
:zzz:
*eats chocolate* *bounces off the walls*
i have sugar!! *gives out free sugar*
*inspects sugar*
Yep it's sugar! :D
*debours sugar through funnel*
*stops bouncing off the walls* now, why can't we have chocolate again? XD
It's forbidden. :'(
* takes a lot of sugar and rushes again *
puts pacman in a chair
it's alowed to listen to radio...
plays 70's music :P
*puts hands over her ears* Make it stop! :P ::)
Quote from: Deloria on January 10, 2006, 05:02:43 AM
*puts hands over her ears* Make it stop! :P ::)
gives deloria a discman and a headphone
Thank you. *puts headphones on and listens to the KQ9 music... again*
*uses those handy earmuffs that she got* :P
*devises a way to make the power supply go out so we can escape!*
* Put another machine on *
what a lot of wires am I using. :P
*cuts the electricity and sneakes out* *nobody sees her and she is currently in Daventry*
What happened!!
My dishwasher stopped washing the dishes.
* Emegengy power stgoes online *
You forgot that power source!! :P
I'm gone! That's the point! I'm now in Serenia, and I'm going to see the Faeries, if I can find he pool. Have a nice life! ::) :P
what are you doing near my fairy collection in my closet? ::)
I know how to escape! :P
* Takes the telephone and orders PIZZA * ::)
Quote from: icarus on January 10, 2006, 06:59:22 AM
what are you doing near my fairy collection in my closet?  ::)
I'm trying to escape, using only the powers of my mind :P ::)
* opens door *
* takes the pizza *
and tou think there is an exit in my closes where i have my collection fairies?
Quote from: Deloria on January 10, 2006, 05:11:14 AM*devises a way to make the power supply go out so we can escape!*
The Asylum has back-up electricity measure in place in case of power failure and the electricity wires in the Asylum are unreachable for patients. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on January 10, 2006, 05:23:46 AM*cuts the electricity and sneakes out* *nobody sees her and she is currently in Daventry*
Ofcourse you are, that is, in a replica we made of part of Daventry in a section of our garden. :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2006, 05:51:44 AMWhat happened!!
My dishwasher stopped washing the dishes.
* Emegengy power stgoes online *
You forgot that power source!! :P
Actually, the emergency power systems react to a power failure in a millisecond and during that time all exits of the Asylum are automatically locked. So you just imagined that dishwasher stopping. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on January 10, 2006, 06:17:27 AMI'm gone! That's the point! I'm now in Serenia, and I'm going to see the Faeries, if I can find he pool. Have a nice life! ::) :P
Hmmm, we haven't recreated Serenia in our garden so she must be hallucinating again. :-\
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2006, 07:55:08 AMI know how to escape! :P
* Takes the telephone and orders PIZZA * ::)
Phone lines are also monitored and besides, our kitchen can make pizzas too so there's no need for that. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on January 10, 2006, 10:57:09 AMI'm trying to escape, using only the powers of my mind :P ::)
The powers of your (hallucinating) mind, I knew it. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2006, 12:04:45 PM* opens door *
* takes the pizza *
Compliments of the Asylum chef. ;-D
:zzz:
* eat a part of the pizza *
That pizza tastes great, ;D
Does anyone else want some?
isn't that my pizza?
Order your own pizza if you want one. Farquhar would be more than happy to make you one. ;D
PIZZA...POWERR! ;D
*Makes pizza for everyone!* :D
* throws every pizza at the person who ordered it *
Catch them if you can!! :P
Quote from: copycat on January 10, 2006, 03:20:30 PM
Quote from: Deloria on January 10, 2006, 05:11:14 AM*devises a way to make the power supply go out so we can escape!*
The Asylum has back-up electricity measure in place in case of power failure and the electricity wires in the Asylum are unreachable for patients. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on January 10, 2006, 05:23:46 AM*cuts the electricity and sneakes out* *nobody sees her and she is currently in Daventry*
Ofcourse you are, that is, in a replica we made of part of Daventry in a section of our garden. :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2006, 05:51:44 AMWhat happened!!
My dishwasher stopped washing the dishes.
* Emegengy power stgoes online *
You forgot that power source!! :P
Actually, the emergency power systems react to a power failure in a millisecond and during that time all exits of the Asylum are automatically locked. So you just imagined that dishwasher stopping. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on January 10, 2006, 06:17:27 AMI'm gone! That's the point! I'm now in Serenia, and I'm going to see the Faeries, if I can find he pool. Have a nice life! ::) :P
Hmmm, we haven't recreated Serenia in our garden so she must be hallucinating again. :-\
Yes you did! You even cerated Eldritch! He's hallucinating, not I!
Deloria, here's a glass of warm milk. ;D
Could you construct Eldritch in the garden to save me from my imagination? Pretty please?
I'll ask CC for you.
Because there's no reason in the world not to and it would look pretty. :P ::)
* Plants flowers in the garden *
I have to do something here. :P
Thank you, Gilgamesh! Those are pretty...and hypoallergenic besides! ;D
Thats right, but they are also verry radioactive.
They will turn into extreme large plants soon. :P
"Seemingly harmless."
XD
Um...they aren't radioactive. They just germinate quickly.
he those plants look just like the ones in king's quest 7....
plant talks..... Hello (low voice) hello (higher voivce) hello (high voice)
I love that part! However, those plants aren't carnivorous. :P
They are now!!
I have changed their diet so they don't eat meat :P
*remembers them* If one showed them the comb they would say something like: "Well, mabye I've seen her before and mabye I haven't. Why don't you come over here and let me whisper it?"
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 12, 2006, 11:33:16 AM
They are now!!
I have changed their diet so they don't eat meat :P
I'm glad you kept their diets the same. Plants don't eat meat, after all. :P
What about those plants that eat flies?
Flies aren't meat, they're...uh...I'll get back to you on that. :P
Quote from: Deloria on January 12, 2006, 12:41:44 PM
What about those plants that eat flies?
Venus Flytraps? Those are carnivorous, but the ones Gilgamesh planted aren't.
Quote from: Jafar on January 12, 2006, 12:43:36 PM
Flies aren't meat, they're...uh...I'll get back to you on that. :P
But those plants aren't considered herbivors.
No, my plants are naturetraps.
They breath air and only eat grass. :P
Fascinating! Do you know any more about them?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 12, 2006, 12:48:03 PM
No, my plants are naturetraps.
They breath air and only eat grass. :P
*gasp* Canibles? They eat their relatives?
Ugh. Do you mean cannibals? I don't believe they are. :P At least, I hope not.
Duh. Of course. I can't believe I did that. *goes to edit post*
Twice a day they get a nice amounth of grass.
freshly taken fron the garden outside the asylum. :P
They don't eat themselfe only grass.
Good job, Gilgamesh! ;D
I was having a nice conversation with the plants about their different pheramones, when they told me they were planning to overthrow the Asylum!
How far are they going to throw it, and where will it land? :P
I asked them again and they said they just wanted to overthrow Bob.
* gives the plants some nuclear grass *
Grow my plant,s grow :P
Uhh....I'm going to go over 'there' for a while... *Stumbles to 'there'*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 13, 2006, 12:18:21 PM
* gives the plants some nuclear grass *
Grow my plant,s grow :P
Grass isn't nuclear. :P
This stuff is.
my nuclear modifeid plant needs special nuclear grass, or it won't grow that fast. ::)
That glowing grass looks fun. I wonder if it will be my friend! :D
Woah... Jump In Well looks weird: all radiated and huge and green... :jealous:
RUN!! :o :idea: Get the palnts to eat him!
Quote from: Jump In Well on January 13, 2006, 09:32:08 PM
That glowing grass looks fun. I wonder if it will be my friend! :D
It glows pinkeh!
Quote from: KingGraham on January 13, 2006, 10:20:10 PM
Woah... Jump In Well looks weird: all radiated and huge and green... :jealous:
RUN!! :o :idea: Get the palnts to eat him!
Won't work. They only eat grass not people.
They also eat nuclear modifeid hay. :P
* Edgarnick examines the grass closely*
Woah did that grass just laugh at me :P
Um why does it feel like I'm the Hulk? :o
Quote from: edgarnick on January 14, 2006, 08:27:36 AM
* Edgarnick examines the grass closely*
Woah did that grass just laugh at me :P
It smiled at me before aswell...I think it likes me. :P ::)
It's happy radioactive grass! ;D
In that case, my minions ( >:( >:( >:( >:( :( :( :( :o :o :o ??? ??? ??? :-[ :-[ :-X :-X :-X :S :S :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :furious: :furious: :furious: :!Oops: :!Oops: :stabs: :stabs: :stabs: :stop: :stop: :bomb: :bomb: :pokerface: :pokerface: :pokerface: :sleepy: ) will make sure it converts!
No one can stop my nuclear grass anymore they will grow all over the world. :evil:
But...they're happy if we want it to become evil, we will have to make it unhappy as my minions will do that, they will be under my command.
This grass will act happy till I give them the signal to become evil. :P
But my minions will make them evil first. :P ::)
It's only happy when it's evil? What kind of sick plant is this?
It's a nuclear modifeid plant special delivery from Russia. :P
Harmless to people, because it only eats plants. :P
But if it eats other plants, then eventually it may become the only plant left in the world. That could be harmful to people. :P
It only eats those plants in its vicinity, which are by no means sentient! :P
It also needs some verry special grass or it won't grow that fast.
*Feeds grass to the plants*
Ouch! Darn thing bit my finger! :'( >:(
It wouldn't do that! Would you? *plant shakes it's head*
*shows bleeding finger to Deloria*
Well it did.
*pouts*
Those bites just look like the stab wounds when gilgamesh stabed me whit hes needles....
Those plants only suck on your fingers......
It didn't bite you! The thistles it was chewing pricked your finger! Don't go blaming my precious plant! :P ::)
Quote from: icarus on January 15, 2006, 04:11:42 AM
Those bites just look like the stab wounds when gilgamesh stabed me whit hes needles....
Those plants only suck on your fingers......
Your fingers maybe, but they bit mine. I stay away from needles.
*shudders*
Quote from: Deloria on January 15, 2006, 04:15:09 AM
It didn't bite you! The thistles it was chewing pricked your finger! Don't go blaming my precious plant! :P ::)
Last I had heard it was Gilgamesh's plant. I am placing the blame where it belongs. Stop blaming the poor iccocent thistles.
It belongs to Gilgamesh but it likes me more. :P ::) You fed it some thistles (which btw, are inatimate so they don't care if I blame them) and pricked your finger. It doesn't like human flesh.
I fed it GRASS. I would never give poor helpless thistles to such an ebil cannibalistic plant.
Besides I never said it bit me on purpose.
You should always be careful giving it grass.
That's why I put it on a stick to feed the plant
No biting me. :P
To be sure:
If your skincolour changes you have to warn me.
I might be able to make an antidote. ::)
Might? :sweating:
It all depends on the colour that your skin would become. :P
What about light-ish blue-green?
No. That's just a bruise
Quote from: Zelly on January 15, 2006, 04:55:39 AM
What about light-ish blue-green?
Let me see
* opens a book that goes about the plant *
bleu, blue-yellow, bleu-red, bleu-green.
Light bleu-green, dark bleu-green, light-ish bleu-green.
When this colour appairs the person needs a needle therapy whit andidoteneedles factor 8 8)
I'll pass..........
My bruises are always dark blue-purple-y-green.
* looks it up in the book *
In that case you need a needle therapy whit andidoteneedles factor 10 :o
I'll still pass.
I don't do needles.
No needles you say.
Well then I really need to do something whit a low change of survival.
Put his surgeonsuit on and gets all his tools.
Operation: "save Zelly"
how: remove all toxins whis operation equipment.
when: ASAP
Well Zelly are you ready to sign this paper saying that you will that this oparation?
*eyes operating equipment suspiciously*
I......don't.......know......... :-\
Zelly's unconscious. :o  You'd better preform the operation very soon.
Allright
:stupid:
* looks at Zelly, checks her completely, checks her temperature, her Eyes and everything else*
Done.
Here I have a medecine you have to take only if your skin turns darkbleu. :P
That was somewhat painless.
*yawns*
Well I'm off to my room. 'night all.
*Goes back to room and pulls a rug out from under her bed, and curls up on it falling asleep. :zzz:
That's correct.
The only thing is that I'm not allowed to operate anyone in the first place. ::)
*sues Gilgamesh for operating without a license and for Malpractise*
You haven't seen anything. ::)
* holds a watch in front of Deloria letting is sweep from left to right *
hypnosis is my specialty. :P
It's a god thing my minions keep me sane and unhypnotized. Nothing can hurt me while I think ebil things are good- :P
Great then you can't sue me because you find me being evil good meaning that I did a good thing. :P
But it was malpractise and you didn't have a license so I can sue you no matter what I think of it.
But there was no witness
Who would belief you? :P
Luckily, Gilgamesh didn't actually operate on Zelly. The tools he used were mimed.
How did you knew that.
I know you have seen me working whit them. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2006, 01:27:33 PM
But there was no witness
Who would belief you? :P
There are cameras everywhere. ;) ::) :P
And Lollotte if Gilgamesh didn't operate on Zelly then she's about to die and you're stuck with a lawsuit.
Hé look what i found in Zelly's room... It's fake blood and some paint ::)
Look what I found in my room.
It's my verry old doctors licence. ;D
Didn't even knew that I had it anymore :P
Everyone, CALM DOWN! Everything is okay!
Quote from: icarus on January 16, 2006, 04:37:08 AM
Hé look what i found in Zelly's room... It's fake blood and some paint ::)
*wakes up*
Hey what are you doing in my room!! >:(
*snatches paint-can back*
This is for decorating my room! I was told I could. :yes:
*Grabs paintbrush and starts painting fluorescent flowers on walls. Takes "fake-blood" from Icarus and uses it to paint the centers*
There, much better.
* Acts normal like nothing has happened *
* makes a mess of his room * :P
* puts water through a hose to give the plant water * :P
Quote from: Deloria on January 11, 2006, 11:40:11 AMCould you construct Eldritch in the garden to save me from my imagination? Pretty please?
If I'm not mistaken, Eldritch is a a character, and you should know everyone in here needs to be very careful about IP. :P
Quote from: Deloria on January 13, 2006, 12:12:09 PMI asked them again and they said they just wanted to overthrow Bob.
If I'm in my cat form, I should be easily throwable but not very easy to catch. If I'm in my human form, I'd be easier to catch but not so easily throwable. And if I'm in my panther form, I'd be neither catcheable nor throwable, so which one of those three will I turn into if they come near me you think? 8)
Quote from: KingGraham on January 14, 2006, 09:33:51 AMIt's happy radioactive grass! ;D
:o
Them! :o have infiltrated the Asylum through deceiptful means. However, just as
they have been (almost) annihilated before and were forced to retreat,
they will :suffer: the same fate here. :pleased:
Quote from: Zelly on January 15, 2006, 05:10:43 AMI'll still pass.
I don't do needles.
We as in 'The Asylum' don't do needles. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 16, 2006, 06:56:36 AMLook what I found in my room.
It's my verry old doctors licence. ;D
Didn't even knew that I had it anymore :P
*looks at licen
ce (http://www.tfd.com/licence) *
Yep, British, I knew it, those are invalid in the US. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on January 16, 2006, 04:33:33 AMThere are cameras everywhere. ;) ::) :P
Indeed, and if any malpractice was conducted the Asylum staff would have intervened immediately, but, luckily, that was not necessary. And Zelly isn't going to die either, BTW. 8)
(It's actually past my bedtime now so I desperately need to go offline and take some :zzz: )
Now that copycat sleeps I can uses my sproutcannon to spray the world whit many of my plants and thus conquer the world. :P
Last I checked it was the realm of Eldritch, indicating that, indeed, Eldritch is a place. ::)
Goes sipping in he's room..... Why did they fired me and took me back directly whitout a rase..... :'(
(they made and computer error by deliting my name)
That button looks like it needs to be pushed once in a while.
* pushes button reading fire everyone on the world * ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 17, 2006, 09:40:03 AMNow that copycat sleeps I can uses my sproutcannon to spray the world whit many of my plants and thus conquer the world. :P
You seem to have overlooked the post where I said that if one cat sleeps, there's at least another cat on duty. And besides that, I don't 'man' the security monitors myself. Sure, I may slip in there once in a while, to view what's going on, but there's personnel for that, round the clock and if they spot anything funny they send in security. And besides that, your sprout cannon can't leave the Asylum, so surely it can't spray outside either. Plus, I've got excellent gardeners which keep the current plant-population perfectly under control, even yours. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on January 17, 2006, 10:41:44 AMLast I checked it was the realm of Eldritch, indicating that, indeed, Eldritch is a place. ::)
In that case, I beg your pardon, I must be confusing Eldritch with something else I looked up because I can't re-find the source where it would have told me it was a person. Anyways, if you've got any ideas in mind of how it has to look. Or if you can draw a plan of how you would like to have it implemented, that woulld help a lot, because I can't seem to have anything on file. :-\
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 17, 2006, 11:25:06 AMThat button looks like it needs to be pushed once in a while.
* pushes button reading fire everyone on the world * ::)
Wow, you were clearly delusional when you read what was on that button, because it said: 'Warning, EST-equipment.' :pokerface: Ofcourse, the residual charge from that EST-equipment might well be affecting you even more so you think you just pushed a button to release fire everywhere in the world.
*CC makes a mental note to put a notice on the noticeboard reading everyone has to make sure to have the EST-room locked whenever nobody is inthere. 8)
:zzz:
CC, Eldritch is from KQVIII, remember? The land directly below Etheria? ;D
Um...you do mean VII...right? :S
Of course she does...
Of course I do! It's easy to lose track of your I's. :P
*shudders*
Otherwise, that would imply that there was an 8th KQ. ;P
There was no 19th story. There was no Miss Zarvis. :P
It's okay, Jafar. Here, have some warm milk. ;D
But it's true! I didn't have to take a note to Miss Zarvis saying not to meet Mrs.Jewels for lunch. :P
No, you don't.
* Get's all his chocolate out of his verry secret hiding place *
It's my bithday so chocolate for everyone!! ;D
(got it out of the storageroom saying copocat's lunchroom)
Quote from: Jafar on January 17, 2006, 08:54:27 PM
But it's true! I didn't have to take a note to Miss Zarvis saying not to meet Mrs.Jewels for lunch. :P
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
I actually used to read Louis Sacher before I advanced to college level reading.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 17, 2006, 10:38:31 PM
* Get's all his chocolate out of his verry secret hiding place *
It's my bithda so chocolate for everyone!! ;D
YAY!!
*Eagerly takes a peice of chocolate from Gilgamesh.*
Thanks! It's not often I get something for someone elses birthday! ;D
Quote from: Lollotte on January 17, 2006, 05:38:05 PM
CC, Eldritch is from KQVIII, remember? The land directly below Etheria? ;D
Actually I think it's more like Etheria is in/part of the realm of Eldritch. ;)
Quickly finishes his tank to ecsape the asylum during his birthdayparty. :P
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/Mytank.jpg)
Not even a tank ios trong enough to break trough the walls of the asylum.
Maybe if you placed a squad of chaos space marines you have a bigger chanceon escaping
If my tank doesn't have enough power to break the wall, I have to put in the real tough material.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/many.jpg)
My tank and my defiler + a squad of night lords
That will surely do the job.
Good Luck.
I wouldn't even try. :P The asylum is indestructable, like the closet. :P
No probem if I roll a 12 or higher I will distroy the wall. :P
* Rolls 15 allright I can distroy the wall *
Quote from: Lollotte on January 17, 2006, 05:38:05 PMCC, Eldritch is from KQVII, remember? The land directly below Etheria? ;D
KQ VII messes with my (Win95) Windows media player. :P :(
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 17, 2006, 10:38:31 PM(got it out of the storageroom saying copocat's lunchroom)
Copocat, you say? I don't remember anyone here going by that name. :-\
Oy, Farquhar, why did you leave the door to a room filled with chocolate(s) unlocked?
I'll let it pass, just this once, because it's for your birthday, but no more. :pokerface:
Quote from: Rosella on January 18, 2006, 01:25:13 PMI wouldn't even try. :P The asylum is indestructable, like the closet. :P
Yep. In fact, the closet was made from the same material the Asylum is built in. If something has to be indestructible, there's only one place where you can find it, and that's here. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 18, 2006, 02:28:21 PMNo probem if I roll a 12 or higher I will distroy the wall. :P
* Rolls 15 allright I can distroy the wall *
The Asylum walls don't adhere to those games of chance. 8) :P
:zzz:
So the asylum contributed to the building of the closet!? :o Interesting... :pokerface:
Not quite. The Asylum, in no way, promotes the closet or had anything to do with its conception.
The creator of the Closet probably stole the technology... :P
Let's see if copycat is right
I go for wrong
* throws again the dice 1 *
Nooooooooo, he's right I can't distroy the real wall but the fake one can be distroyed
* distroys a fake wall (wall made out of paper on his table) *
See the power of my technology
* Develops another closet *
This time whit a secret escape hatch :P
*shoots a BB gun* :P Look athow it bounces off the walls! ::) :P
Let's ask racx to hit the wall whit his metel bat.
If he cant break it nobody can.
Looks for racx but finds only pacsanta.
Where could the real racx be? :P
He died. His bat was stolen from him, and ever since he has remained in the realm of lost souls. :P
Maybe sometime in the near future he will return XD
I'll bring him back in one or more pieces :P
* Starts making a machine to get racx back *
First model:
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/machine.jpg)
What is that?
First test model of a portal to another dimention "the realm of lost souls" :P
If racx comes back, pacsanta must go. I don't wanna be locked away for MPD again :P
If Pacman returns also when you leave, then it doens't matter to me.
If only racx return
Then it doesn't matter a thing to me either
* Opens the portal *
first test of the portal will this be.
I hope I haven't made a mistake.
* thinks about A....s comming through the portal *
Quote from: Lollotte on January 18, 2006, 07:10:17 PMNot quite. The Asylum, in no way, promotes the closet or had anything to do with its conception.
When I was contacted to provide the same material the Asylum was made of, I had no idea it was meant for
the Closet ofcourse. So it's how you look at it, the Asylum provided the material, but that was all. ::)
Quote from: Jafar on January 18, 2006, 07:49:49 PMThe creator of the Closet probably stole the technology... :P
No, it was a fair business deal. 8) You don't think I'd just leave papers pertaining to that technology just lying around do you? :evil:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 19, 2006, 12:52:05 PMIf Pacman returns also when you leave, then it doens't matter to me.
What does Pacsanta/racx have to do with Pacman, other than the fact Pacsanta's avatar is simlar to that of Pacman?
Yes, but we didn't build it nor do we have any connection to what happens within. :P
Who built the Closet, though? It's too evil for them, and Squall just owns\safeguards it. Hmm... :P
Quote from: copycat on January 18, 2006, 03:33:01 PM
Oy, Farquhar, why did you leave the door to a room filled with chocolate(s) unlocked?
I'll let it pass, just this once, because it's for your birthday, but no more. :pokerface:
:o How did that happen?
Sorry boss, I thought I had it all locked up. I'll try to not let it happen again. :)
Gilgamesh why don't you come visite me in my realm? maybe he's just dwelling here
I'm still testing that portal I made! :)
Till now I have got the following things through the portal:
- a sixheaded green creature
- a firebreathing dragon (thats my pet now)
- a mars-mellowman
- all the footballscores for the next 50 years (I'll win much sure) :P
- a verry small chocolate-factory
- a living cheese
- no racx or pacman.
Still have to find the right spot.
Keep it up! You'll find racx soon... hopefully. XD
I already found him! He's in the useless conversation thread! ::) :P
Quote from: racx_00 on January 20, 2006, 07:19:20 AM
Keep it up! You'll find racx soon... hopefully. XD
If I dance with racx, will he come back? ;D
You'll be dancing with the pacsanta personality :P
*Thinks this could lead to getting re-admitted* XD
How perceptive of you! :P
It's not my fault. Jason was the one that decided to use the pacsanta avatar. Then not long after I was born. I lay the blame on Jason and I don't think I should get punished for any of this ::) :P.
*leads racx to padded cell and locks him in* There you are. You can recover here. :P
Hey! I shouldn't have to be locked away. This is all Jason's fault! Please don't do this to me :'(
*gives Jason warm milk* It's ok. :P
Can I have some warm milk as well? Jason shouldn't be the one getting favoured! :-\
There must be someone here whit a double personality. :gossip:
Or even more
Double? He has like 14 different personalities. :P
does he have more personalities than a bantha can poo?
What's a bantha?
A huge, hairy beast of burden from the planet Tatooine. Looks kinda like a cross between a ram and a buffalo. Bantha Poodoo actually means Bantha Fodder, despite what some people think. :P
(Banthas were played by elephants wearing fur coats. Don't you just love special effects? :P )
Quote from: Jafar on January 20, 2006, 05:24:44 PM
A huge, hairy beast of burden from the planet Tatooine. Looks kinda like a cross between a ram and a buffalo. Bantha Poodoo actually means Bantha Fodder, despite what some people think. :P
(Banthas were played by elephants wearing fur coats. Don't you just love special effects? :P )
They were? Weird.
Where's Tatooine?
Well, if there's a bright center of the universe, Tatooine is the planet that's farthest away from it. :P
*feels out of place* Umm....hi. I would like to know if there are any positions in the asylum needed? I know that I don't usually take place in the asylum but if I had a position I would be happy to visit more often. :-\
You can have my old padded cell. :D
I stopped running into walls, so I don't need it. XD
AAAP, you will have to speak to the Boss--Copycat. :P
Good luck with the 60-page application form... :P
*takes his jar of candy he recieved from Icarus for his birthday*
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/sweeties.jpg)
I just love them.
Candy?!?!
Did I hear that right.
We're not supposed to have candy....but if you share, I'll keep your secret.
And if Copycat happens to see that you wrote that? :P ::)
I know! I'll just delete your posts! He'll never know! ;P
Good idea.
Nah, I'll just let them get caught instead. XD
Quote from: Jafar on January 22, 2006, 12:24:27 PM
Nah, I'll just let them get caught instead. XD
Yeah but for candy it would be worth it. :D
Besides it's Gilgamesh and icarus' fault it's here at all. All I'd be doing is sharing in the yumminess.
...Good point...and I'm not even part of the Asylum yet... :sneaky: :evil: :sneaky:
*confiscates candy and gives one piece ONLY to anyone who wants one* In moderation, it is okay.
He can only see the jar but not what's inside the jar.
* hides the jar in his verry secret hidingplace * :P
Hey Gilgamesh....as a member of Team GAA it's OUR secret hiding place. [spoiler]And plus I can give you all the candy you want of you tell me. You see, me uncle Charlie owns a chocolate factory and....WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE READING THIS?!?!?!
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 20, 2006, 07:10:09 AM
I'm still testing that portal I made! :)
Till now I have got the following things through the portal:
- a sixheaded green creature
- a firebreathing dragon (thats my pet now)
- a mars-mellowman
- all the footballscores for the next 50 years (I'll win much sure) :P
- a verry small chocolate-factory
- a living cheese
- no racx or pacman.
Still have to find the right spot.
I think I already have a small one.
[spoiler]btw I don't know my secret hiding place anymore
I must have hidden it somewhere :P[/spoiler]
Candy is not good for you, however, you guys can have one piece a week. :P It's not harmful in moderation, as I said earlier.
* makes the largest chocolatechips cookie of the world *
takes a large piece of it. :P
Wow, thats as big as a cookie sheet! XD
*pacsanta eats the big cookie*
No cookie for any patients :P
*Does heimlech maneuver*
:X :X :X :X :X
Cookies for all!
Um, AAAP, that is EXTREMELY unhealthy! *cleans up with a swipe of her magic staff*
I wanted that cookie :'(
*gives racx warm milk and a new cookie* ;D
Yay! Anyway I think my insanity has gone away for the mean time so I'm gonna get back to work :D
YAY! *huggles Jason* Good to have you back! ;D
*rolls and crashes into everyone*
Strike! !!!
* gets many saycookies from one of his milions of hidingplaces *
[spoiler]* opens the closet in his room[/spoiler]
You know, I think I'm slowly getting sort of autistic. Like when I'm day-dreamingm, I mouth to myself... ::) :P
Weird.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 20, 2006, 07:10:09 AMTill now I have got the following things through the portal:
- a sixheaded green creature
- a firebreathing dragon (thats my pet now)
- a mars-mellowman
- all the footballscores for the next 50 years (I'll win much sure) :P
- a verry small chocolate-factory
- a living cheese
- no racx or pacman.
Still have to find the right spot.
I guess I'll have to step in, since everyone else seems to have missed it *confiscates small chocolate-factory*
And about those footballscores, betting is not allowed nor possible in the Asylum so they won't be of much use. :pokerface:
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on January 21, 2006, 04:58:04 PMI would like to know if there are any positions in the asylum needed? I know that I don't usually take place in the asylum but if I had a position I would be happy to visit more often. :-\
If you have a position in the Asylum, you don't come visit anymore, you come to work. What are your qualifications and which position would you like? :scholar:
Quote from: Jafar on January 21, 2006, 07:03:52 PMGood luck with the 60-page application form... :P
Don't mind him, he's a patient.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 23, 2006, 12:26:26 AM* hides the jar in his verry secret hidingplace * :P
There's no hiding place secret enough my building observation system can't find it. :pleased:
*confiscates (apparently) empty candy jar. 8)
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on January 23, 2006, 05:06:37 PM*Does heimlech maneuver*
:X :X :X :X :X
Cookies for all!
Right. *scratches aaap of his list of possible medical staff* :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 24, 2006, 05:29:00 AM* gets many saycookies from one of his milions of hidingplaces *
I see no need to hide saycookies. After all, they don't contain any chocolate.
Quote from: Deloria on January 24, 2006, 01:06:52 PMYou know, I think I'm slowly getting sort of autistic. Like when I'm day-dreamingm, I mouth to myself... ::) :P
You don't
get autistic. Either you are from birth, or you're not. And trust me, I'm an expert on the matter, even IRL. :scholar:
EDIT: Oops! Almost forgot :zzz:
Thanks for confiscating the factory CC! My hands tend to be quite full.
I'm lucky
[spoiler]my secret hole to the next room has not been found ;D[spoiler]
:pokerface:
*fills out application thing for job in asylum*
CC I would like to be: The Asylum's Dancing Chimney Sweep
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 25, 2006, 02:48:03 AM
I'm lucky
[spoiler]my secret hole to the next room has not been found ;D[spoiler]
:pokerface:
*infiltrates Gilgamesh's secret hole* Tsk tsk. Chocolate. :P
does his gym eexercise
stretches his arm and runs some rounds in the asylum
Quote from: Lollotte on January 25, 2006, 11:17:59 AM
*infiltrates Gilgamesh's secret hole* Tsk tsk. Chocolate. :P
That's not chocolate it's my chocolatebrown looking plastic shovel
I only hide my saycookies in here. :P
*reads instructions*
1 2...buckle my shoe. Uh...I don't see a buckle...*ties them instead* 3 4...shut the door. *closes all the doors he can find* 5 6...pick up sticks. *grabs a can of pick up sticks and dumps them all over the floor*
7 8...lay them straight...Aw man! *organizes them*
9...10...a big fat hen? What kind of instruction is that? *crumples up paper and throws it away*
And just for that, I'm OPENING all the doors. :P
Quote from: icarus on January 25, 2006, 12:27:25 PM
does his gym eexercise
stretches his arm and runs some rounds in the asylum
Way to be good to yourself, Icarus! ;D
Makes a chocolatebar :P
[spoiler]out of concrete and spraying it brown[/spoiler]
Who wants some?
Okay if I'm not autistic and I'm thinking/contemplating a very nerve-wracking subject, I tend to mouth to myself and disregard everything around me. So if I'm not autistic, what am I (I know I don't have asperger's syndrome as I've been tested for that)?
Concentrating? :P
Quote from: Lollotte on January 24, 2006, 06:48:49 PMThanks for confiscating the factory CC! My hands tend to be quite full.
NP, we're all in this venture together. 8)
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on January 25, 2006, 05:24:29 AM*fills out application thing for job in asylum*
And where is this filled in/out application form now? :pokerface:
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on January 25, 2006, 05:24:29 AMCC I would like to be: The Asylum's Dancing Chimney Sweep
Explain the activities of a person with such a job, and how they can be of use in an asylum.
Quote from: Deloria on January 26, 2006, 12:20:52 PMOkay if I'm not autistic and I'm thinking/contemplating a very nerve-wracking subject, I tend to mouth to myself and disregard everything around me. So if I'm not autistic, what am I (I know I don't have asperger's syndrome as I've been tested for that)?
Quote from: Rosella on January 26, 2006, 02:18:58 PMConcentrating? :P
Once again, the bright little genie seems to have read my mind. :pleased:
:zzz:
Well CC as you may or may not know Dancing Chimney Sweeps are VERY hard to come by. The duties are
A. Sweep Chimneys to provide cleanliness to the Asylum
B. Dance to entertain Asylum Members
C. Dance and Sweep to encourage having fun while cleaning and picking up after ones self.
* makes reallooking fake chocolatebarrs *
Anyone?
* uses chemicals to turn a roach into a giant roach *
I need another giant roach. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 27, 2006, 03:24:28 AM
* makes reallooking fake chocolatebarrs *
Anyone?
* uses chemicals to turn a roach into a giant roach *
I need another giant roach. :P
you want to create some baby giant roaches :stars: ???
The asylum doesn't have roaches! :P
It won't if I become Dancing Chimney Sweep!
According to this diagram:
Well in that case I should hide the roaches I already have. :P
Switches of the power suply. And now all do your gym exercises. Better for your healt to do some exercise instead of watching tv
Where is the gym?
I can't see it whit the lights turned off. ::)
*starts exercising*
Good way to start the day XD
Okay, so I'm concentrating. ;) :P ::) Except, when you concentrate, do you tend to contradict yourself? :P ::) as in this: :gossip: ?
Happytime ;D
* makes evil dolls *
well, when I find a way to make them live I'll become ruler of the asylum
[spoiler]or not :P[/spoiler]
No, you will not.
Gilgamesh you meany you stole one of my dolls
Quote from: icarus on January 27, 2006, 12:10:42 PM
Gilgamesh you meany you stole one of my dolls
I did not. >:(
These are my own dolls!
Your doll is in the closet of your room. :yes:
All the dolls that are here are made by me. :evil:
Filled whit an amouth of evil equal to myself minus a bit.
[spoiler]they may never become more evil then I am :P[/spoiler]
Okay everybody, dinner break! ;D
Whats for dinner? Chicken? Turkey? Beef? ;D
Raviolis and forcaccia! ;D
W00T! XD
Mmmm...Food... XD
I know, I'm hungry too. ;D
I went to Chili's for dinner.
I had ramen noodles. :P
I had ziti. But since I couldn't decide on the sauce I got both. ;D (ALFREDO AND MARINARA.)
That's yummeh, but I like just alfredo better.
I like marinara better. ;D
I like both, :D
I used to love marinara, but I'm growing toward my mom's dislike of red sauce. :-\
If the dish contained meatballs DEFINITELY marinara. But just plain noodles... :-\
....OMIGOSH! Nothing But Noodles has the greatest Fettucine Alfredo EVAH!!!
Dinner?
Where is the cheese and chocolatestrands? :P
I also miss the evil sandwitches. :'(
:idea:
I'm a genie so I can wish for those things. :P
* starts granting wishes *
- a pc whit a connection to the site of KQ9 (no other site)
- a bakery
- a conquer the world book
- a how to ecscape the asylum book
Well that should be enough for now.
Let's eat. :D
Can we actually grant our own wishes?
In that case:
I wish for:
my own island
the ability to travel to Serenia and back whenever it suits me.
A scrambled egg (I can't get one myself because Furry's on my lap)
Allright
1. gives Deloria a island 1x1inch
2. you can travel there, but you will take whit you all the guardcats
3. gives her a shaked egg, this one is scrambled. it's only visable insidethe egg.
How nice am I ;D
It feels like I'm a good person.
[spoiler]I don't like to be good :evil:
Never have been good anyway[/spoiler]
Quote from: Lollotte on January 27, 2006, 07:12:25 PM
Okay everybody, dinner break! ;D
oke stops whit his exercises and sits on his chair by the table what do we eat today?
Quote from: Lollotte on January 27, 2006, 07:19:20 PM
Raviolis and forcaccia! ;D
Sounds good. Is it for the staff and patients?
Also considering I'm a staff member and patient do I get double of what everyone else gets? :P
No, but you can help yourself. :P
Gilgamesh, don't grant wishes you CAN'T actually grant! :P
I can grand them
This is your island
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/kleineiland.jpg)
The egg you ordered
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/ei.jpg)
The krazybus
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/krazybus.jpg)
Krazybus?
A well better give one to Jafar. ;D
Awesome.
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on January 26, 2006, 04:35:58 PMA. Sweep Chimneys to provide cleanliness to the Asylum.
The Asylum chimney doesn't need to be sweeped, we're using Liquid Gas. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on January 27, 2006, 06:24:23 AMSwitches of the power suply. And now all do your gym exercises. Better for your healt to do some exercise instead of watching tv.
You can't turn off the complete power supply. However, I noticed what you were trying to do so I did it for you. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on January 27, 2006, 09:57:23 AMExcept, when you concentrate, do you tend to contradict yourself? :P ::) as in this: :gossip: ?
Contradict yourself? I'm afraid I don't quite follow ??? Anyway, how much do you like change (not the currency-one) in general? 8)
Quote from: Deloria on January 28, 2006, 04:11:34 AMCan we actually grant our own wishes?
No, a genie can't grant his/her own wishes. However, one genie can grant another genie's wishes. Ofcourse, wishes done from within the Asylum can only be granted when approved by staff. :pokerface:
:zzz:
What about B or C?
CC is very utalitarian. He says only what needs to be said. :P
I grant wishes when I want to. ::)
I'm a genie
BTW, Deloria did you liked those whises I granted?
Sure! *grants Gilgamesh a way to escape* :P :P ::)
Thank you now I have two escaperoutes.
I'll use my own to get out to the chocolatefactory and yours to get in again. :P
Good idea.
Gilgamesh, you are hallucinating. One: There are no escape routes. Two: There is no chocolate factory. :P
there is a chocolat factory on the painting he made....... ???
Lolotte, according to Bob, genie's can grant each others wishes provided the Asylum knows about it and agrees. So once again, Could you please let someone construct Etheria/Eldritch in the Garden?
I'm looking into it! CC?
Quote from: Lollotte on January 29, 2006, 06:08:23 PMCC is very utalitarian. He says only what needs to be said. :P
Indeed, I don't quote words/sentences I don't comment on. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on January 30, 2006, 01:08:58 PMSure! *grants Gilgamesh a way to escape* :P :P ::)
This wish does not comply to Asylum standards. *nullifies grant*
Quote from: Lollotte on January 30, 2006, 06:28:43 PMTwo: There is no chocolate factory. :P
There's a chocolate factory somewhere... out there in the outside world. But there's no physical of mystical connection to the Asylum :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on January 31, 2006, 12:50:04 PMLolotte, according to Bob, genie's can grant each others wishes provided the Asylum knows about it and agrees. So once again, Could you please let someone construct Etheria/Eldritch in the Garden?
I already agreed to that request, but I also said I lacked information to do so. I'm no genie, after all. Ofcourse, if you want to make it a wish to Lollotte, that wish is acceptable to Asylum standards. :pleased:
PS: Lollotte: I was typing this reply as you posted, so you already have my answer.
EDIT :zzz:
Thanks! Well, Deloria, you heard him. :P
* thinks about a mountain of chocolate *
more to come
* and a escaperoute he has to make to get there *
Wait a minute :idea:
[spoiler]I also could make a painting real!!
I just need someone who wants top wish it.
But I also need clearance of the asylum personel :'([/spoiler]
SPOILER FOR GILGAMESH!!
[spoiler] Gilgamesh, you played KQ6, didn't you? You remember what Alexander did in thje long path....[/spoiler]
Now the Asylum looks like this!
How beautiful! ;D Oh and Gilgamesh, don't even think about it! *zaps Gilgamesh with purple flame* :P
It is pretty. Hey Lollotte, if I promise to come back, will you let me go to cloudland for a few days? :P
Quote from: Lollotte on February 01, 2006, 11:21:34 AM
How beautiful! ;D Oh and Gilgamesh, don't even think about it! *zaps Gilgamesh with purple flame* :P
No, not a purple flame I like bleu flames.
Uses his powers to turn it into a bleu flame
Well it gets hot here, it could be because I'm on fire. ::)
I can't tell has has he shrunk :P
*hallucinates about being in cloudland* :P ::) *pretends to visit the faztes and begins strumming on the bars of her cell* ;D XD
What happened!! ???
only for those who dare to see it. Be warned picture contains high dosis of terrible things
[spoiler](http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/devilme.jpg)
I got some strange things on my head.[/spoiler]
For those who don't have watched it was horrible what happened to me.
All becouse of that purple flame Lollotte used on me. :'(
Quote from: Deloria on February 01, 2006, 07:31:09 AMNow the Asylum looks like this!
You mean a part of the garden in the Asylum ofcourse. Can't have the Asylum building change appearances. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on February 01, 2006, 02:40:32 PM*hallucinates about being in cloudland*
Can't you wait until Lollotte or I have given you permission to visit the real thing, with an escort ofcourse? 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 01, 2006, 02:52:58 PMAll becouse of that purple flame Lollotte used on me. :'(
The purple flame Lollotte used on you couldn't have produced such a result. However, a blue flame on the other hand... but you were responsible for
that all by yourself. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on February 01, 2006, 03:31:32 PM
The purple flame Lollotte used on you couldn't have produced such a result. However, a blue flame on the other hand... but you were responsible for that all by yourself. :pokerface:
:zzz:
I can't use my powers whitout the premission of the asylum staff and I didn't got premission.
So how else could it happen to me? :P
You got horny? (mentally slaps herself for thinking of that) :P
Deloria!
she was just thinking gilgamesh got horns on his head.... ::)
well look at that it seemed like I was wrong after all.
We just imagined it. :P
[spoiler](http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/klein.jpg)[/spoiler]
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 01, 2006, 04:15:16 PMI can't use my powers whitout the premission of the asylum staff and I didn't got premission.
So how else could it happen to me? :P
Auto-induced. Can't do anything about those. 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 02, 2006, 03:11:55 PMWe just imagined it. :P
Ofcourse, since you got them all by yourself, it was easy to remove them all by yourself as well. :scholar:
:zzz:
That DOES make since.
Since when? :P
He means sense, but for such a minor mistake he shouldn't be put locked in his room.
* makes some painings *
- a chocolatefactory
- a chocolatebarr
- a boy called Charly
- a man called Willy Wonka
- a creature from outer space
- a apple
That's very creative. Lollotte, who's coming with me to cloudland?
Me, me, let me go whit deloria.
I want to ride one of those flying horses there.
*sets up stand*
TICKETS! TICKETS FOR THE DELORIA'S DELIGHTFUL RIDE TO ETHERIA!
For Deloria:
[spoiler] 55% of profits goes to Deloria, 35% goes to a charity(ies) of Deloria's choice, and 10% goes to me!
Quote from: icarus on February 03, 2006, 08:45:17 AMMe, me, let me go whit deloria.
I want to ride one of those flying horses there.
Who says those flying horses will
let you ride them? :pokerface:
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on February 03, 2006, 02:39:20 PM*sets up stand*
TICKETS! TICKETS FOR THE DELORIA'S DELIGHTFUL RIDE TO ETHERIA!
There will be no stands in my Asylum, and there will be no tickets to sell or buy either. When I talked about an escort on Deloria's outing, I was referring to
a) a non-patient
b) one person.
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on February 03, 2006, 02:39:20 PMFor Deloria:
[spoiler] 55% of profits goes to Deloria, 35% goes to a charity(ies) of Deloria's choice, and 10% goes to me!
You're cheap. 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2006, 03:14:27 AM* makes some painings *
- a chocolatefactory
- a chocolatebarr
- a boy called Charly
- a man called Willy Wonka
- a creature from outer space
- a apple
And what are you going to do with those paintings?
I wanna buy the alien painting!
Quote from: copycat on February 03, 2006, 08:08:31 PM
Quote from: icarus on February 03, 2006, 08:45:17 AMMe, me, let me go whit deloria.
I want to ride one of those flying horses there.
Who says those flying horses will let you ride them? :pokerface:
I was hoping they would kick me off so i get some real injuries.
Quote from: copycat on February 03, 2006, 08:08:31 PM
And what are you going to do with those paintings?
Well, sell them of course ::)
and bring some to reality like the apple for instance and a creature from outer space.
[spoiler]racx likes them :P[/spoiler]
May I? :yes:
How about Farquhar? Or Racx?
I'm not an Asylum Member!
You're not? I always thought you were the resident psycho. XD
What are you anyway, Neil? :P
I can't remember if I'm one of the visitors or patients... :-\
Let's go with both! XD
Patient. :P
...is a virtue.
Insanity? :P
*wonders if this is becomming the word association game*
More like the sentence finishing game. :P
I didn't know what he meant by "...is a virtue"! :P
It's based on the phrase "Patience is a virtue". :P
But...patient is a physical noun, not an idea kind of noun.
I just don't understand why you posted "Insanity?" :P
As in, "What's a virtue, insanity?"
All virtues are insane. :P
But virtues are virtuous! :P
But virtuous virtues are virtually insane! :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 04, 2006, 04:22:05 AMand bring some to reality like the apple for instance and a creature from outer space.
Can't have paintings coming to life in the Asylum, sorry. :pokerface:
Quote from: Yonkey on February 04, 2006, 03:36:48 PMI always thought you were the resident psycho. XD
If that were the case, he'd be a patient. AFAIK, patients aren't members of the Asylum staff. 8)
Quote from: Yonkey on February 04, 2006, 06:59:16 PMI can't remember if I'm one of the visitors or patients... :-\
I'm leaning towards visitor. After all, weren't you a psycho-analist or something? :scholar:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on February 05, 2006, 03:42:11 PM
If that were the case, he'd be a patient. AFAIK, patients aren't members of the Asylum staff. 8)
Hmm.. he said he's not an Asylum "member", so I assumed he meant neither patient or staff ...or that he's too psychotic to know what he's saying. ;P
Quote from: copycat on February 05, 2006, 03:42:11 PM
I'm leaning towards visitor. After all, weren't you a psycho-analist or something? :scholar:
Oh right! XD Well, in that case, I could be part of the Asylum staff as well, to help with patient diagnosis & counselling. 8)
But he's also on the patient list. :P
Yeah, passive aggressive IIRC :P
Yep. I like, memorized half of the asylum patient list. XD
Well I have to do an other thing.
* paints the gaurdcats Black *
Now the will bring badluck to every patient. ::)
Aren't they already black? :P
NO, that one had darkgray spots.
And that one had a darkbrown tail.
And the others, well just painted them to be sure. :P
Umm...most of the cats actually ARE black. The grey and brown ones assist in the kitchens. :P
I suggest furless cats for the kitchen so we don't get fur in our food :P
don't you like cat hair in your cookies Jason?? :suffer:
I love animals, especially cute ones with soft fur or feathers. I love cats, and dogs too. Birds are also nice. i love to pet and play with animals, usually they only let you do that if they're tame. My cat is a bit wild, but she likes me, and I like to pet her and play with her.
My cat is a calico, she's white, black and orange. She's a rascal, and she's cute, she likes for me to pet her and play with her. last night she woke me up early in the morning, meowing a me, sticking her face in my face, and licking me. I wonder if she thinks she's a dog. I love her. I also have a bird, a cockatiel, he's so sweet, and he lets me play with him and pet him. I played with my cockatiel, he likes it when I pet his head and neck, he has such nice soft feathers and likes for me to talk to him, pet him and kiss him.
Quote from: Yonkey on February 05, 2006, 05:06:36 PMWell, in that case, I could be part of the Asylum staff as well, to help with patient diagnosis & counselling. 8)
Quote from: Rosella on February 05, 2006, 05:17:53 PMBut he's also on the patient list. :P
There's at least one person on that patient list who does not belong there, so why can't there be two? :pokerface: Besides, every psycho-analist is empathical to psychotic people, so maybe that's what confused the author of that list. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 06, 2006, 01:25:20 PM* paints the gaurdcats Black *
Now the will bring badluck to every patient. ::)
For starters, the guardcats won't let you near them with anything even resembling a paintbrush and if you try, they will confiscate before you can do anything. :scholar: And about that bad luck thing: it won't happen. :pleased:
Quote from: Rosella on February 06, 2006, 01:37:46 PMAren't they already black? :P
Ofcourse they are. Maybe Gilgamesh is colorblind (too)? 8)
Quote from: Lollotte on February 06, 2006, 07:57:43 PMUmm...most of the cats actually ARE black. The grey and brown ones assist in the kitchens. :P
The ones that assist in the kitchen don't come in contact with the patients. 8)
Quote from: racx_00 on February 07, 2006, 05:27:43 AMI suggest furless cats for the kitchen so we don't get fur in our food :P
Excuse me, my cats are disciplined enough to make sure that doesn't happen. :yes:
Quote from: Rosedragon on February 07, 2006, 01:06:39 PMI love animals, especially cute ones with soft fur or feathers. I love cats, and dogs too. Birds are also nice.
A cat's instinct tell it to chase and eat birds. :evil:
Quote from: Rosedragon on February 07, 2006, 01:06:39 PMMy cat is a calico, she's white, black and orange.
Ah, a three-colored one, is that what such a cat's called in English? We had one too, its picture is currently serving as background on my work laptop, in fond memory. :'(
Quote from: Rosedragon on February 07, 2006, 01:06:39 PMI wonder if she thinks she's a dog.
And why would she do that? I see no indication of that in the behavior you described. :scholar:
* makes many more paintings and puts them all over the asylum *
Well that makes this place a lot more, nice. :P
Spot chases his tail like a dog! :P
than Spot needs to be taken into the asylium
Spot's in the asylum. CC said pets were allowed. :P
That's right. Spot is quite a presence around here. ;D
And Gilgamesh, if you paint my cat, I'll scream. :P
*Goes to his room and lays in his bed.*
Why am i so tired when it's 8 o clock in the evening?
Almost asleep.
Quote from: Rosella on February 08, 2006, 05:29:06 AMSpot chases his tail like a dog! :P
Chasing its own tale is not dog-only behavior, you know. :scholar:
EDIT: In Linux-world, I now go :zzz: and will wake up again in (reborn) XP-world.
YAY CC! This is excellent! Now he can spend more time here! ;D
Quote from: Rosella on February 08, 2006, 06:03:41 PM
And Gilgamesh, if you paint my cat, I'll scream. :P
It's called spot, and I don't want to get spots myselfe, so I won't paint it
What will happen if I paint copycat his face?
Make it look like a real cat. (white not black) :P
He will no longer be an evil cat. XD
My sister Barney was an evil cat once, did vicious horrible things like threatening to blow up the planet, rip out our hair, whip us till we bleed, hide the remote! :P
So I ended up giving Barney to a Snow Man....HEHHEHEheheeHEEhooohahaahahEHEHHE!
Quote from: Lollotte on February 09, 2006, 05:52:04 PMYAY CC! This is excellent! Now he can spend more time here! ;D
Quite the opposite, actually. I do all my Internet-work in Linux. :-X
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 10, 2006, 03:41:05 AM
What will happen if I paint copycat his face?
Make it look like a real cat. (white not black) :P
Nevah! :evil:
Quote from: racx_00 on February 10, 2006, 06:59:59 AMHe will no longer be an evil cat. XD
I am
NOT an evil cat. :bomb:
:zzz:
Is it allowed to bake cookies in here?
Do you know of any cookies without sugar? :P
Quote from: copycat on February 10, 2006, 05:30:45 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on February 10, 2006, 06:59:59 AMHe will no longer be an evil cat. XD
I am NOT an evil cat. :bomb:
:zzz:
You may not be evil but you still used a bomb smiley at the end of that. :P Therefore you must be frustrated and frustration can lead to anger, and then anger can lead to people getting hurt and that is evil. XD
Quote from: Deloria on February 11, 2006, 02:50:30 AM
Do you know of any cookies without sugar? :P
there are cookies whitout suger if that is what you ment
But they're not as good as the ones without sugar. :-\ :P
No sugar substitues! If cookies must be baked, do it with sugar. In baked goods, it doesn't matter. :P
I'm a Penguin today.
Quote from: copycat on February 09, 2006, 01:16:32 PM
Quote from: Rosella on February 08, 2006, 05:29:06 AMSpot chases his tail like a dog! :P
Chasing its own tale is not dog-only behavior, you know. :scholar:
EDIT: In Linux-world, I now go :zzz: and will wake up again in (reborn) XP-world.
Nermal, my cat, plays fetch with the rings from milkjugs.
Quote from: Father Ghostface on February 11, 2006, 04:45:09 PM
I'm a Penguin today.
Maybe we should shove you in the freezer then? :P
Lollotte. I'm feeling a bit out of touch, and for some reason I'm floating...
*Looks at the empty needle of happiness in his hand*
*Looks at Deloria's arm*
*Hides the needle behind his back*
I didn't do it! ::)
Ooh! ::) :P May I have another? This one wore off.
*stabs Deloria with another needle*
*runs off* :P
*stabs Jason with tranquilizer to stop him from running everywhere* XD
*falls to the floor*
*tries to find a supply of sugar* XD
*pours powdered sugar onto jason*
*jumps up*
*starts running around the room*
*hides himself for Jason's needles*
*has no idea what's going on.* ;D
I got a happy pill injection! *is reminded of PP floating over the chasm and seeing Daventry* ::) :P
Deloria, we don't give happy pill injections here. I think you need a nap...
Quote from: Lollotte on February 12, 2006, 02:24:28 PM
Deloria, we don't give happy pill injections here. I think you need a nap...
Umm... I did actually :P
Racx! :o :P Why, may I ask?
Quote from: Deloria on February 12, 2006, 07:41:48 AM
Ooh! ::) :P May I have another? This one wore off.
She asked for another :P
If you were to ask why I gave her the first shot, I would have to say I don't know why. :P
Tell her the evil gremlims held you at gunpoint and made you do it. :P
I saw it!! The ebil gremlins held him at gunpoint! >:( So if no one's going to give me another *dramatically injects herself* :P
No no! Allow me.
*Watches the gremlins slowly lower their guns*
*Injects Deloria with happiness* :P
*Dumps HAPPEH SNAPPEH LAUGH/SMILE JUICE on Deloria and everyone else.*
XD XD ROTFL LOL XD XD :) :D ;D :D :)
Quote from: racx_00 on February 11, 2006, 06:48:34 AMYou may not be evil but you still used a bomb smiley at the end of that. :P Therefore you must be frustrated and frustration can lead to anger, and then anger can lead to people getting hurt and that is evil. XD
My anger leads to
things getting 'hurt', I'm a pacifist at heart. :angel:
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on February 12, 2006, 10:33:43 AM*pours powdered sugar onto jason*
WTH? Where'd you get that powdered sugar? :o
Quote from: racx_00 on February 13, 2006, 02:26:42 AM*Injects Deloria with happiness* :P
Oh no! He's under the influence of
them again! :-X
:zzz:
I don't think it was THAT kind of happiness...I hope...>.>
Corn Starch.
Racx, we want to generate happiness ORGANICALLY. Please, no more injections! :P
I'm happy in a totally normal way! :P
Good! It's great for your health! ;D
Brings some strange substance and gives it to everyone
Only for patients!!
[spoiler]chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate hearts
I said only for patients!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
Happy day. ;D
*Hides under her bed with Raven*
Needles are bad. Happiness is bad. Racx has needles. Needles inject happiness.......
Racx must be bad!
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 14, 2006, 03:13:38 AM
Brings some strange substance and gives it to everyone
Only for patients!!
[spoiler]chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate hearts
I said only for patients!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
Happy day. ;D
I love Valentine's Day. :P
Quote from: Rosella on February 13, 2006, 02:26:46 PM
I don't think it was THAT kind of happiness...I hope...>.>
There's another kind of happiness besides the injected kind? :P :suffer:
Hey, I'm a patient....*grabs chocolate hearts and gobbles them down*
I'm naturally happy, or is it from the pills I take every morning? Oh well, without them thar happeh pills I'd be depressed. If I keep busy I am happeh, must work on fanfiction....are any of you here Shrek fans? I love Shrek, am writing a Shrek fanfiction.
But...Lolotte, that's the only time I've ever felt happy. :'( Otherwise I'm just depressed...
I can't stand Valentine's Day, one got to order a rose from school last thursday (I didn't order any), and voluteers passed them out today. I got two and I still hate Valentine's Day. :-\
We could order carnations and I got a dead one (since they were passed out on Friday.) :P And carnations were sent to everyone in our group thingem. The only other thing I got was a card that EVERYONE in ALL of my classes got. So I didn't get anything special at school, and I still love Valentine's Day. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 14, 2006, 03:13:38 AMBrings some strange substance and gives it to everyone
Only for patients!!
[spoiler]chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate hearts
I said only for patients!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
WARNING! That is sugar-free chocolate! 8) Never got anything on Valentine's Day, and never sent anything to arrive on it either, so there. :P
Waffle? ;D
At school, they had marriage booths. You could marry anyone you wanted as many times as you wanted. I married all my friends! ;D And I also recited Shakespeare sonnets with my acting class and gave out roses. It was really fun!
Quote from: Deloria on February 14, 2006, 01:16:32 PM
But...Lolotte, that's the only time I've ever felt happy. :'( Otherwise I'm just depressed...
I'm always grumpy. So you keep up the depression and I'll keep up the grumpiness or...
*stabs Deloria with happiness needle* :D
Yay! XD XD XD *is happy*
We truly are a weird bunch! XD
Happy is a state of mind, you can choose to be happy, or you can choose to be sad. No one should really need needles. ;P
I really could go for something to get me outta this depressed mood. :P
*gets coffee* XD
So could I. *gets needle* :P ::)
We are both true KQIX Junkies. XD
*hands happiness needle to Deloria* :P
Deloria gets the *Happiness* needle but I don't get the Sewing Needle!? No Fair!!! :P
I'm lucky happynessneedles are forbidden o use on me. :)
I'm alergic for them, and I know it.
[spoiler]Needels don't work ask Racx about it he knows about my needles. :'([/spoiler]
*zaps needles away from Deloria and Racx* NO!
get's out of my shelter
Are the needles gone? ???
Quote from: Lollotte on February 15, 2006, 11:16:13 AM*zaps needles away from Deloria and Racx* NO!
If you hadn't intervened, I'd have now. 8)
:zzz:
Whew...
Thanks Lollotte, I was getting worried there for a moment. :sweating:
*Decides to teach Raven how to waltz, and dances around the asylum.*
Anybody have a radio....or a band?
* starts an organisation called "no more needles" *
Let's put all those whit needles into the grammerjail.
[spoiler]would certainly fill it up. ;D
It might even catch a gaurdcat (some day) :P[/spoiler]
Quote from: Lollotte on February 15, 2006, 11:16:13 AM
*zaps needles away from Deloria and Racx* NO!
Since when can people zap things away? Certainly you can take things and throw them away but zap them away? hmmm :pokerface:
I think Lollotte may be hallucinating that she has powers! :P
Quote from: racx_00 on February 15, 2006, 05:17:49 AM
We truly are a weird bunch! XD
Understatement of the year. :P
Now that I have returned, can I take anyone’s order?
*Pulls out a small notepad & pen.*
2 beer and a glase of water to paint please :suffer:
Hmm, I'm not sure if it would be wise to give anything with alcohol in it to a patient. You'll have to take that particular request to either CC or Lollotte. :P
I'd say no. Depends on the alcohol content. If higher than 5% I'd say 1 only. :P
Lucky for me, I found a storage and injected myself so many times, that stuff's never getting out of my system :P
*sighs* That stuff kills brain cells.
I'm talking about Happeh Needles. :P
Quote from: racx_00 on February 16, 2006, 07:45:43 AMI'd say no. Depends on the alcohol content. If higher than 5% I'd say 1 only. :P
I'd say no, period. 8)
Quote from: Lollotte on February 16, 2006, 11:18:30 AM*sighs* That stuff kills brain cells.
Quote from: Deloria on February 16, 2006, 12:50:50 PMI'm talking about Happeh Needles. :P
So are we. :pokerface:
*Uses his Happeh Needle EXTRACTOR 200+*
KAKRACKABOOMOOMSHATTER!!!
Rats. It didn't work. Should have updated.
I remember hearing somewhere that happeh needles kill 50% more brain cells than any alcoholic drink. :P
That sounds about right. I remember hearing that somewhere, too.
Well, I can afford to lose a few. Besides, there's this new stuff that doesn't do that.
Quote from: Deloria on February 17, 2006, 12:30:35 PM
Well, I can afford to lose a few. Besides, there's this new stuff that doesn't do that.
But how much does it cost?
the first one will be free, but after that you have to pay $1.000.000.000,-
And it makes you want to take more and more every second after the first.
Well I think it will :P
* Goes to CC-court *
We the people of the free of needle organisation demand that you make a law against the use of needles on patients of the asylum whitout their aggreement.
But Racx is head of that. ::) :P And he gave me the happy pill injections. He'll never agree to it. Besides, since Racx works there, he gets the happy pill injections free, and so do all the people he chooses to give one.
Quote from: Farquhar on February 16, 2006, 05:16:20 PM
I remember hearing somewhere that happeh needles kill 50% more brain cells than any alcoholic drink. :P
I've gotta drink more alcohol because it hasn't done anything to my brain cells yet. :P
I'd hate to see my liver though. XD
Quote from: Deloria on February 18, 2006, 12:44:55 AM
But Racx is head of that. ::) :P And he gave me the happy pill injections. He'll never agree to it. Besides, since Racx works there, he gets the happy pill injections free, and so do all the people he chooses to give one.
Wait....he injected pills?
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on February 18, 2006, 09:31:43 AM
Quote from: Deloria on February 18, 2006, 12:44:55 AM
But Racx is head of that. ::) :P And he gave me the happy pill injections. He'll never agree to it. Besides, since Racx works there, he gets the happy pill injections free, and so do all the people he chooses to give one.
Wait....he injected pills?
I did what? XD
Quote from: racx_00 on February 18, 2006, 09:35:57 AM
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on February 18, 2006, 09:31:43 AM
Quote from: Deloria on February 18, 2006, 12:44:55 AM
But Racx is head of that. ::) :P And he gave me the happy pill injections. He'll never agree to it. Besides, since Racx works there, he gets the happy pill injections free, and so do all the people he chooses to give one.
Wait....he injected pills?
I did what? XD
I really don't understand it but....okay. It is the Asylum. And it is the 100th page!
He gives me Happy pills and happy injections. :P I found out a way to combine the two: Happy Pill injections. :P ::) :P Time to lock this up, Jafar, Niel, Jesse...Whoever :P
Quote from: Deloria on February 18, 2006, 12:01:53 PM
Time to lock this up, Jafar, Niel, Jesse...Whoever :P
Hmm... I should lock
you up for mispelling my name! ;P
*locks* :P
Welcome to the 3rd floor, the Psych Ward. ;P
3rd? I thought I was on the 19th story...wait a minute. :P
Dat's what it boils down to? D'fact dat there are not answers t'these questions? Ignorin' d'problems don' solve anythin'. It's jus' what we do t'get through the day. Day by day. 'Til years pile up, an' ya think d'problem's gone away. Only t'wake up an' realize ya were kiddin' ya'self... :P
Are they song lyrics? or am I just imagining things? :P
Quote from: racx_00 on February 19, 2006, 03:07:36 AM
Are they song lyrics? or am I just imagining things? :P
You're here because you haluncinate a lot. :P So, I'm putting my money on your imagination. :P
Quote from: Deloria on February 19, 2006, 06:07:24 AM
Quote from: racx_00 on February 19, 2006, 03:07:36 AM
Are they song lyrics? or am I just imagining things? :P
You're here because you haluncinate a lot. :P So, I'm putting my money on your imagination. :P
Aww, thanks for reminding me! :D ;P
No prob ;) :D Always happy to help anyone out who's just as crazy as I. ;D :P
Look I've got a new room!! ;D
It still looks the same. :P
It just needs more wallpaper. *plasters Dora the Explorer wallpaper in random places.*
Quote from: Deloria on February 19, 2006, 01:00:39 PM
No prob ;) :D Always happy to help anyone out who's just as crazy as I. ;D :P
*arrests* Objects of a preposition use the OBJECTIVE case! :P
Hé where is my black paint gone?
I just want the same room as before±
mutch darknes
candles on the wall
and no light
o and don´t forget my radio and cd whit silver liner songs
I'm sorry but I've used the last of it but soon I'll be able to make more.
[spoiler]Found a way to the paintshop in my room :P[/spoiler]
Quote from: Deloria on February 19, 2006, 01:00:39 PM
No prob ;) :D Always happy to help anyone out who's just as crazy as I. ;D :P
You're definitely crazy if you're willing to put your money anywhere near Jason... particularly on his imagination! :o
YAY!
A whole new floor to explore!
Examines everything with a magnifying glass. XD
Quote from: J-ROC on February 20, 2006, 08:15:27 PM
Quote from: Deloria on February 19, 2006, 01:00:39 PM
No prob ;) :D Always happy to help anyone out who's just as crazy as I. ;D :P
You're definitely crazy if you're willing to put your money anywhere near Jason... particularly on his imagination! :o
Well, the money's no good anyway. :P The curreny just died. :P ::)
Quote from: Zelly on February 21, 2006, 12:44:33 AM
YAY!
A whole new floor to explore!
Examines everything with a magnifying glass. XD
We could also use it to start some fires!! :P
Yay! We're on the 3rd Floor now! ;D I've been wanting to see what was up here! It looks the same, though... ::)
Pacsanta lives? It's the middle of February!
Quote from: KingGraham on February 21, 2006, 06:51:10 AM
Yay! We're on the 3rd Floor now! ;D I've been wanting to see what was up here! It looks the same, though... ::)
Pacsanta lives? It's the middle of February!
It's a reminder: Do not cross Pacsanta. He has the ability to knock you out with a baseball bat and steal your presents :P
may we say the A word now we're on the third level?
I don't know, but I'm going to say the M word:mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse
Deloria! The M word is NOT mouse! It is Mixed Up Mother Goose Deluxe!
I love how the Asylum is expanding all the time! It is wonderful! Now, we can fully accommodate our patients' needs! ;D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 21, 2006, 05:49:22 AM
Quote from: Zelly on February 21, 2006, 12:44:33 AM
Examines everything with a magnifying glass. XD
We could also use it to start some fires!! :P
Hey.... you're right. :idea:
*Quickly hides magnifying glass*
*Whistles innocently*
Quote from: Zelly on February 21, 2006, 11:10:12 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 21, 2006, 05:49:22 AM
Quote from: Zelly on February 21, 2006, 12:44:33 AM
Examines everything with a magnifying glass. XD
We could also use it to start some fires!! :P
Hey.... you're right. :idea:
*Quickly hides magnifying glass*
*Whistles innocently*
can i borrow it the get some real burning places on my walls of my room?
I got some paint for you.
It's as black as copycats avitar and all of the gaurdcats.
BTW, nothing in the Asylum is flammable. Unless you feel like you have a red hot personality, don't count on anything catching on fire (in reality). :P
Quote from: Deloria on February 19, 2006, 06:07:24 AMYou're here because you haluncinate a lot. :P
*arrests for misspelling 'hallucinate' and not noticing it. 8)
Quote from: KingGraham on February 21, 2006, 06:51:10 AMYay! We're on the 3rd Floor now! ;D I've been wanting to see what was up here! It looks the same, though... ::)
Ofcourse it does, it's still the same building and all existing patients's(?sp) rooms are automaticlaly updated on the new floor to look exactly like the original/previous one. :D
Quote from: Lollotte on February 21, 2006, 07:53:02 PMI love how the Asylum is expanding all the time! It is wonderful! Now, we can fully accommodate our patients' needs! ;D
It's wonderful isn't it? ;D Ofcourse, we have to expand, since things here get more crowded every day and we have to get ready for when the big rush comes in. :scholar: :P
PS: Yes, we're finally an Official TSL Asylum now! ;)
*starts handing out free pigs with wigs who do jigs*
* makes a large quantity of placards of himself with the text "I' ll become the boss" and hangs they in all rooms *
This will surely help in my campain to become the boss of the asylum during the elections :P
[spoiler]when they come :pokerface:[/spoiler]
For now I'll have to wait :zzz:
You can never replace CC. Why? Well, because he is both omnipotent and not up for re-election. :P
(Gilgamesh probably won't even get enough votes to start a re-election)
cough, cough.
[spoiler]I think that that was what I mean[/spoiler]
I'll winn for sure if there are any elections. :P
Maybe.....I know my vote is for.......[spoiler]
Quotewe have to get ready for when the big rush comes in. :scholar: :P
The Big Rush? Whats the big rush!? When is it coming!? WILL IT EAT US!? AAAAHHHHHHH!! :o
Calm down, Jafar. Breathe deeply. Nothing is going to get you. :P
What if it runs over me in it's hurry? :P
runs over Jafar while shouting level 3 level 3 :suffer:
The big rush is a snail stampede. :P
Quote from: J-ROC on February 20, 2006, 08:15:27 PM
Quote from: Deloria on February 19, 2006, 01:00:39 PM
No prob ;) :D Always happy to help anyone out who's just as crazy as I. ;D :P
You're definitely crazy if you're willing to put your money anywhere near Jason... particularly on his imagination! :o
XD
Who could pass up free money? ;P
Quote from: icarus on February 22, 2006, 04:28:09 AM
Quote from: Zelly on February 21, 2006, 11:10:12 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 21, 2006, 05:49:22 AM
Quote from: Zelly on February 21, 2006, 12:44:33 AM
Examines everything with a magnifying glass. XD
We could also use it to start some fires!! :P
Hey.... you're right. :idea:
*Quickly hides magnifying glass*
*Whistles innocently*
can i borrow it the get some real burning places on my walls of my room?
*Confiscates magnifying glass*
he it looks like jason joined the mean guys team....
I've given up on doing good deeds, I'm evil from now on. :evil:
Racx, don't be evil. *gives racx warm milk* ;D
Lollotte, your a nurse, why is he turning to evil ???
He can't! If he does that again, I'll hand him over to the snails. You've been warned.
The snails.... ;P Gladh im still sain :P
Quote from: Deloria on February 24, 2006, 08:00:15 AM
The big rush is a snail stampede. :P
Are they normal-size snails, or giant-size snails? Are they racing snails? I must know more, please! :D
They're giant-racing snails. And they can swim!
Quote from: racx_00 on February 24, 2006, 10:10:06 AM
*Confiscates magnifying glass*
:o :o :o
That's not nice! :no: :no: :no:
Quote from: icarus on February 24, 2006, 11:33:34 AM
he it looks like jason joined the mean guys team....
:'(
I don't like mean people! :no: They're mean!
*Runs and hides in corner*
and they can fly! And they're always around before a stampede of giant grasshoppers, so we'll be stampeded by those next! :o :P
and here's a picture of them! (http://www.wvagriculture.org/images/Plant%20Industries/Giant%20African%20Snail%201.jpg)
he doesnt have a chance
None of us do *runs for cover* :P
O.O *Runs screaming*
Quote from: Jafar on February 23, 2006, 07:55:33 PM
What if it runs over me in it's hurry? :P
I'm so sorry to do this, but *arrests*
"Its" is the proper way to show ownership. :P
*Sprays glow in the dark silly string at the snails*
awesomeasapossum, it won't work, run do something, but do not attack, or they will devour you, or for more information ask Deloria *hides in tree*
edgarnick, it won't work, THEY CAN FLY!!!! run or attack but do not hide in a tree, or they will fly up and devour you, or for more information ask Deloria *runs while shooting silly string over shoulder*
Everyone, calm down about the snails! No one is going to be taken by them!
*Blinks*
*Looks over at snails*
Ooooh glombies! Come here glombies!
*Chases snails*
OK, all i need are eight french people to get rid of these snails, Nurse give me 8 french people to devour these snails
THEY'RE GIANT SNAILS!! Who could possibly devour thousands of thousands of GIANT FLYING, SWIMMING, STAMPEDING SNAILS?! Who would be stupidly absurd enough to do that?!
a French giant? :P
But there are millions of snails. They're evolving like (http://homepage.mac.com/spittingcat/imageshare/thebin/snails1.jpg)this, just popping out pof one another. :-X They make me sick.
Lookie at that O.o
Raf! You've finally woken up! ;D
BTW, CC, I just noticed that there are two of you online at the same time. Can you please explain? It's kind of creepy... :P
The Asylum is snail-proof. All you have to do is stay inside and the snail stampede will just pass over/beside the building. :scholar:
Quote from: Lollotte on February 26, 2006, 01:26:36 PMBTW, CC, I just noticed that there are two of you online at the same time. Can you please explain? It's kind of creepy... :P
Huh? I've got two tabs open on the TSL forum, that's true, but two CC's? Anyway, at least the original is going :zzz: now.
Look at the list of names at the top of the screen! Lollotte, copycat, copycat, koko_99_2001... :o :P
I see it too! Hahah, that's awesome! XD
Oh...it's gone now. I wonder what happened...? :P
I guess the other one died off.
I tried using two tabs to browse just now, but it only showed one of me. ;P
Well, that eliminates that possibility. Hmmm...CC must just be magic! Or, he has someone copying him... :P
* hides his copymachine *
Who would copy him? ::)
[spoiler]attack of the CC's will be ready soon :P[/spoiler]
Not quite THAT kind of copying, Gilgamesh! :P
No wonder we can never escape. CC copies himself XD
XD It's CC's evil twin that copies himself. CC's always asleep so it can't be him...
Quote from: Lollotte on February 26, 2006, 01:43:34 PMOh...it's gone now. I wonder what happened...? :P
Both of them, or only one? I told you I'd be going to sleep soon, so at least one should've disappeared shortly afterwards. 8)
Quote from: Yonkey on February 26, 2006, 01:45:34 PMI tried using two tabs to browse just now, but it only showed one of me. ;P
That's what it should do, only show the active tab, but I guess the forum must've been a bit slow at that time, because I can't look at two tabs at the same time, and there are no two tabs with the same content either. :scholar:
Quote from: Lollotte on February 26, 2006, 01:54:05 PMCC must just be magic! Or, he has someone copying him... :P
A magic Groupie? Hmmm. ::)
Quote from: Deloria on February 27, 2006, 02:11:04 PMXD It's CC's evil twin that copies himself. CC's always asleep so it can't be him...
:o Indeed. Maybe it's because I'm relocating at this time, and the forum is confused where I'm at at a particular moment. :-\ :P
:zzz:
Jafar has a screenshot of proof.
Where? ???
What? The goat moved? This is unheared of! :D ;) :suffer:
*misses the avater goat* :P
* looks at AAAP *
He you found my gaurdcat spy.
It's in your avitar. :P
How did you get it there? :o
I think he copyed and pasted him ;P
Gosh! How did you work that out? :P
Quote from: Lollotte on February 26, 2006, 01:26:36 PMBTW, CC, I just noticed that there are two of you online at the same time. Can you please explain? It's kind of creepy... :P
Yet another possibility, I was having a few problems with merging two quotes, since Lollotte replied as I was preparing my first (and only) quote, so I didn't open it in a seperate tab. So I was switching back and forth repeatedly between the thread-page and the reply/quote-page. Maybe that's how it got mixed up. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 28, 2006, 04:12:15 AMHe you found my gaurdcat spy.
Your guardcat spy is rubbish and useless as a spy in
my Asylum. The best it can do is act as a toy for my guardcats in their spare time which will result in it being torn into little pieces withing a couple of nanoseconds. :sneaky:
:zzz:
Well in that case I'll have to modify my spy. :P
* takes out a pen and a piece of paper *
I'll think of a new disguise for my spy. ::)
The goat's still in my sig. Although if a lot of you want him back in my avatar vote here. (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?topic=3533.0)
Thanks for the (potential) clarification, CC!
*claps* Everyone, settle down! :P
*claps*
*standing ovation* :P ;D But THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!! THE SNAILS ARE COMING!!
I know that Deloria.
I'm making them to come here, so I can take over the asylum. :P
I control their brains, but I still have to find a way to get them to the 3rd floor. :-\
Too slow? ;-D
or to slimy :suffer:
Well, for goodness' sakes Gilgamesh! Have them use the elevator. :P
We have an elevator?! :o
Uh-ohhhh.......this could be bad......
*hops into elevator*
*presses all the buttons*
*hops out*
First of all--you can relax, Deloria. I was clapping to capture your attentions. Secondly, there are no giant snails coming to claim you all. And thirdly, none of you KNOW where the elevator is! (AAAP...*sighs*) :P
*tells gilgamesh's snails to go into the elevator, go up to the third floor, make a right, and then go into the fourth room on the left*
Patients, I repeat: THERE ARE NO SNAILS. :P
However, I think I saw a demented, evil, scheming toad plotting wicked things. :P
He went that-a-way! XD
*sighs and gently presses her palm inot her forehead* ACK! :P
Wait, never mind. It was just Jason's old avatar. :P
I thought that might be the case. :P
Quote from: Jafar on March 01, 2006, 08:35:13 PM
Wait, never mind. It was just Jason's old avatar. :P
Yeah, he'll be back in December! XD
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 28, 2006, 04:29:34 PM
Well in that case I'll have to modify my spy. :P
* takes out a pen and a piece of paper *
I'll think of a new disguise for my spy. ::)
Use some kind of invisible cloak or something, and if Bob thinks he finds a spy just tell him he's imagining things because you'd never have a spy in the asylum. :P
Quote from: Lollotte on March 01, 2006, 07:16:42 PMAnd thirdly, none of you KNOW where the elevator is! (AAAP...*sighs*) :P
Even if they did, they wouldn' be able to activate it. You need a pass. :pokerface:
Quote from: racx_00 on March 02, 2006, 04:28:55 AMand if Bob thinks he finds a spy just tell him he's imagining things because you'd never have a spy in the asylum. :P
Don't you know the Asylum's cameras have invisibility sesnsors so they can spot whenever there's something/-one invisible moving around? :scholar:
:zzz:
Invisibility sensors? Hah! I bet he's bluffing. :P
Does CC ever bluff?
maybe jafar is bluffing about copycat bluffing.
But that doesn't make sense! :P
well, he's not bluffing. isn't that one right there? oh yeah, that's the alarm system.
what if you use an invisibility suite over another invisibilty suite. One will make it invisible to the other invisible suite which will make it invisible to the the invisible seeing suite because the invisible is invisible to the invisible XD
Invisbility suite? I can't imagine a suite at the Ritz Carlton being invisible. :P Have some warm milk. ;D
YAY thanks XD
can i have some chocolate too? XD
ABSOLUTELY NOT. :P
don't make me go crazy(er) again ;P
Drink up your milk, before it gets cold. :P
*drinks milk*
*starts poking random people*
XD
*Puts Raf in his room for a little while*
NOOOOESSS let me out. I was freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i want to be freeeeeeeeeeeeee to rampage the forum XD
You're free to do that from within the Asylum! :P
Quote from: Jafar on March 02, 2006, 05:50:41 PM
Invisibility sensors? Hah! I bet he's bluffing. :P
Well in that case.
HARRY come and test the cameras whit your invisible cloak. ;D
Is CC's sensors see him it wouldn't work.
Then I'll have to buy a costume of a gaurdcat for my spy.
Quote from: copycat on March 02, 2006, 03:22:22 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on March 02, 2006, 04:28:55 AMand if Bob thinks he finds a spy just tell him he's imagining things because you'd never have a spy in the asylum. :P
Don't you know the Asylum's cameras have invisibility sesnsors so they can spot whenever there's something/-one invisible moving around? :scholar:
:zzz:
I know they have invisibility sensors, but if you question him about it he can deny and there is nothing you can do about him denying it. :P
That's what I meant anyway. XD
and since we`re crazy and all people wont beleive what we say so we probably lost anyways :P
Quote from: Lollotte on March 01, 2006, 08:31:33 PM
*sighs and gently presses her palm inot her forehead* ACK! :P
I refuse to believe that there are no snails! I took a picture of them and posted it! Then I sent a copy of that to the National Geographic and won a prize! Now you're trying to claim that they don't exist!? Just look outside! >:( ::)
And "my source told me the elevator's in the closet! Otherwise it wouldn't be impenetrable!
*Looks outside*
I see nothing......wait.....Oh no! You're right! They are coming! :o
Give me my long sword, ho! Raise the drawbridge! Lower the portcullis! Ready your bows!
I had an Elevator once! :D
But I lost it on the staircase...and a big elevator is blocking my way to top of the staircase so I can't find the elevator with a big elevator in the way! :'(
*grabs bow and goes into the elevator* *listens to elevator music* this music is too cool!!
Elevator Music!!!! :D
isn't it the best?!?
pling plong.... Third floor... patiens sleeping rooms
pling plong.... Second floor... Staf members resting room
pling plong.... First floor... Entrence to the asylum no exit and delivering post
pling plong.... Fourth floor...????... ehhhh.... noting special ::)
:suffer:
are the snails still coming or did the insane rays coming out of this place drive them off?
They are still comming pacman
They only have to think about a way to get to the third floor. :P
Makes a ladder out of al the blankets there are on the thrid floor and throws it out of the window.
[spoiler]if there is one :P[/spoiler]
Now they can get here. ::)
*Draws rapier lightsabers and yodels.*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! They're inside!
CALM DOWN EVERYONE! Lunch is ready! :P ;D
Is it escargot? ;-D
But lunch should be light! :o It can't be escargot!
*chops up snails into very tiny pieces with lightsaber and tosses them to Lolotte.*
Is that light enough?
*uses the dreaded salt cannon* *kills almoast all of the snails and hands them to lollotte* now for the big one that gilgamesh is riding. :P
Hey, Farquhar is the headwaiter, give your meal requests to him.
...Did I just spell that correctly? XD
Quote from: Jafar on March 04, 2006, 07:20:57 PM
Hey, Farquhar is the headwaiter, give your meal requests to him.
...Did I just spell that correctly? XD
Yep, you sure did. *Gives Jafar a prize.* XD
...And I am indeed the waiter. :) Can I get anybody anything? We do in fact have escargot, but I wouldn’t recommend that particular dish. :P
is a double whiskey oke as drink for my breakfast?
Can I have a grilled-cheese sandwhich?
Well if my snails can't get far enough in the asylum I'll have to use an other way to become the master of the asylum.
1. Take CC hostage and demand the keys of his office.
To easy. :P
2. Act like the nicest and most sane person in the world.
To hard for me to do. ::)
3. Turn CC in you and you into CC. :idea:
That's a good option. XD
* builds a machine to turn him into CC and CC into him *
Does that machine also give you CC's knowledge?
no. cc, the one in gigamesh's body, is still cc
farquhar, can i have a cheeseburger?
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 04, 2006, 05:04:18 PM
*uses the dreaded salt cannon* *kills almoast all of the snails and hands them to lollotte* now for the big one that gilgamesh is riding. :P
That's mean...
I want a cookie! :P
*gives Rosella a Saycookie* ;D
saycookies are the best.
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 05, 2006, 10:03:35 AM
saycookies are the best.
They are even better.
I've hidden many in my clotching so I can eat them when I like to. :P
I have a say cooky that says chocolat is bad.
Pickle.
Quote from: Raforever on March 02, 2006, 08:37:00 PMwhat if you use an invisibility suite over another invisibilty suite. One will make it invisible to the other invisible suite which will make it invisible to the the invisible seeing suite because the invisible is invisible to the invisible XD
While it may not see what it us due to the many layers, it
will see there's something invisble movinb about... 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 03, 2006, 01:16:01 AMWell in that case.
HARRY come and test the cameras whit your invisible cloak. ;D
Is CC's sensors see him it wouldn't work.
Then I'll have to buy a costume of a gaurdcat for my spy.
The Harry you called for is just a figment of your imagination. The real Harry knows all too well he isn't allowed to use magic in thie building. :D And then there's this illusion my guardcats have costumes. :P
Quote from: Farquhar on March 03, 2006, 03:56:25 PMGive me my long sword, ho! Raise the drawbridge! Lower the portcullis! Ready your bows!
Ahem, this isn't a keep, so we don't have a drawbridge, be careful with that sword before you hurt someone, we don't have a portcullis to lower either, doors are good enough and even if we had people with bows, they wouldn't be able to shoot at anything that's outside since this building is completely sealed : scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 03, 2006, 06:30:20 PM*grabs bow and goes into the elevator* *listens to elevator music* this music is too cool!!
Sorry, patients are not allowed to have bows *confiscates bow* :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on March 04, 2006, 04:36:00 AMpling plong.... Third floor... patiens sleeping rooms
pling plong.... Second floor... Staf members resting room
pling plong.... First floor... Entrence to the asylum no exit and delivering post
pling plong.... Fourth floor...????... ehhhh.... noting special ::)
Fourth floor: Nothing special... yet, it's still under construction. 8)
Oh, and what you heard was just the elevator listing possible destination,s not that
you can reach any of them.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 04, 2006, 11:21:11 AMMakes a ladder out of al the blankets there are on the thrid floor and throws it out of the window.
[spoiler]if there is one :P[/spoiler]
Nope, no windows you can open, so you can't throw anything out of them yet. And the garden in the centre of the Asylum is also covered with an unpenetrable transparent material. No snail can pass through
that either, rest assured. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 05, 2006, 08:35:10 AM3. Turn CC in you and you into CC. :idea:
That's a good option. XD
* builds a machine to turn him into CC and CC into him *
Too bad you can't get
a hold of me, isn't it? :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 05, 2006, 09:10:07 AMno. cc, the one in gigamesh's body, is still cc
If anyone else invaded my body, it would only have control of that particular body. All of my knowledge, and expertise, would be transferred into the new body. That would include me changing into a black panther or a black cat and as that instruct my guardcats that the one using cc's body is not cc and thus apprehend him and escort him back to said machine. Ofcourse, this is purely hypothetical. :scholar:
:zzz:
Ah. But would your cats believe you? :P
Quote from: icarus on March 05, 2006, 02:23:50 AM
is a double whiskey oke as drink for my breakfast?
I don’t think whiskey would be appropriate for a patient. :P
Quote from: Deloria on March 05, 2006, 06:49:09 AM
Can I have a grilled-cheese sandwhich?
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 05, 2006, 09:10:07 AM
farquhar, can i have a cheeseburger?
Certainly! ;D
What kind of cheese would you two like for your orders? :D
I think this snail infestation is a job for the Jaradas. XD
Quote from: Farquhar on March 06, 2006, 01:16:57 AM
Quote from: icarus on March 05, 2006, 02:23:50 AM
is a double whiskey oke as drink for my breakfast?
I don’t think whiskey would be appropriate for a patient. :P
But I'm still not on the patient list or do you have to wait at least 9 year to get on the list?
Quote from: Farquhar on March 06, 2006, 01:16:57 AM
Quote from: icarus on March 05, 2006, 02:23:50 AM
is a double whiskey oke as drink for my breakfast?
I don’t think whiskey would be appropriate for a patient. :P
Quote from: Deloria on March 05, 2006, 06:49:09 AM
Can I have a grilled-cheese sandwhich?
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 05, 2006, 09:10:07 AM
farquhar, can i have a cheeseburger?
Certainly! ;D
What kind of cheese would you two like for your orders? :D
Cheddar, please. :D
Quote from: Farquhar on March 06, 2006, 01:16:57 AM
Quote from: Deloria on March 05, 2006, 06:49:09 AM
Can I have a grilled-cheese sandwhich?
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 05, 2006, 09:10:07 AM
farquhar, can i have a cheeseburger?
Certainly! ;D
What kind of cheese would you two like for your orders? :D
can i have cheddar too please? and a round of ice cream floats for veryone.
Ack! Crazy cheddar people! :P
what's wrong with cheddar cheese? :P
It doesn't go with ice cream. :P
cheeseburgers do. :P
Quote from: racx_00 on March 06, 2006, 05:19:04 AM
I think this snail infestation is a job for the Jaradas. XD
Um, Jason, there are no snails. :P
There aren't any spoons either... :P
Spoons?
Wait, there ARE spoons. Never mind.
*mutters* Thats the last time I'm taking the green pill... :P
You never have to worry about spoons here... :P
Quote from: icarus on March 05, 2006, 02:23:50 AM
But I'm still not on the patient list or do you have to wait at least 9 year to get on the list?
I'm not sure, that's not my department. But I believe you are a patient anyways. :P
How about a nice cheeseburger instead? ;) Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! :D
One grilled cheddar cheese sandwich, and two cheddar cheeseburgers coming up! Cracking cheeeeeesssseeeee!!!!!
*Gives Deloria sandwich, and Pacman & Icarus burgers.*
*Gives (sugarless, to prevent patient hyperness) Ice Cream floats to everyone!*
* starts a business called "change yourselfe" *
Well before I try to catch CC I'll have to test my machine.
Any volunteers person who want to change? :P
well is an chocolate icecream allowed than? ???
Not to mention a duck!
I want to try out the machine! :P Change me into Elizabeth Tudor! :D
Quote from: icarus on March 06, 2006, 06:26:05 AM
But I'm still not on the patient list or do you have to wait at least 9 year to get on the list?
I was thinking more like 13-18 years. Depends how lazy I am. :P
Quote from: Lollotte on March 06, 2006, 09:13:04 PM
there are no snails. :P
No snails!?!?!?!?!?!?!
But I was hoping to catch one of them....
Farquhar can I have some cheese too?
Oh and also I'd like a Nestle Crunch Bar. Lollotte said that we could have a piece of candy a month and...
*strikes dramatic pose and clears throat*
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/MagicalAcademy/random/candy-dramatic.jpg)
As self appointment President of the Association of Patient's Rights to Eat Tasty Things I demand that our monthly piece of candy be one of
our choosing and that if we should want, will include all of the normal amounts of sugar that said candy was intended to have originally.
Quote from: Deloria on March 07, 2006, 08:12:19 AM
I want to try out the machine! :P Change me into Elizabeth Tudor! :D
Did it worked? :P
It did! :D
Zelly, no chocolate. PERIOD.
gilgamesh, can you change me into someone that can dance?
Ballroom dancing or other?
Quote from: Deloria on March 05, 2006, 03:59:20 PMAh. But would your cats believe you? :P
Ofcourse they would, especially if I'm in my black cat or black panther-form. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on March 06, 2006, 06:26:05 AMBut I'm still not on the patient list or do you have to wait at least 9 year to get on the list?
Don't pay any attention to that patient list, it's seriously flawed. :pokerface:
Quote from: Zelly on March 07, 2006, 08:37:48 AMOh and also I'd like a Nestle Crunch Bar. Lollotte said that we could have a piece of candy a month and...
Where and when was that? 8)
Have you tried applying in the dancing threade? :P
yes, but there weren't any wish bubbles or geinies. :P
But you could've taken lessons...:P ::)
*Gives Zelly colby-jack cheese.* :P
Quote from: copycat on March 07, 2006, 06:59:04 PM
Quote from: Zelly on March 07, 2006, 08:37:48 AMOh and also I'd like a Nestle Crunch Bar. Lollotte said that we could have a piece of candy a month and...
Where and when was that? 8)
I remember it being mentioned, maybe at the beginning of the thread, not too sure.
*takes a bite out of his chocolate bar*
Anyway I think that patients that are doing well should get some sort of perk. :P
I'm doing well! O.O
Um. There are still slugs outside...
i thought that they died. :P
Nah, they're still trying to get in. :-\
Ew, they're climbing up the buiding and sliming all the windows...The etheria garden is ruined.
It looks like pacsanta's avitar has become ill
* takes out his medkit from his closet *
time to cure you!! :devil:
*wraps all the bandages he has around racx*
Do you realize that you're chocking him? :P *takes turnicut off*
Quote from: copycat on March 07, 2006, 06:59:04 PM
Quote from: Zelly on March 07, 2006, 08:37:48 AMOh and also I'd like a Nestle Crunch Bar. Lollotte said that we could have a piece of candy a month and...
Where and when was that? 8)
Ahem.
On January 23 at approximately 11:30:33 AM Asylum time, back when we were still in the second wing, Lollotte said, and I quote:
"
Candy is not good for you, however, you guys can have one piece a week. :P It's not harmful in moderation, as I said earlier."
I should have gotten my facts straight before I said once a month, but still she did say it was okay.
*Starts a protest march*
Give me my chocolate! Give us chocolate! Give us Crunch Bars or Reese's Piece's!
Thou art a fiend, to go back on thy word. :P ::) *joins in protest march*
*Grabs some construction paper and starts making signs.*
'APRETT (Association of Patient's Rights to Eat Tasty Things) WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!
GIVE US CRUNCH BARS OR GIVE US REESE'S PIECES!!!'
*Hands one to Deloria*
Does anybody else want one? Who's with us!?!!??
*zaps Zelly with curative fire from magic staff* NO CHOCOLATE!
If you go back and read the other Asylum thread, you'll see, that Zelly's right.
luckily I didn't joined in yet or else i would have been zapped to a slug.. ::)
hides something in his closet.....
It is a say Cookie that says chocolate is bad
*looks around*
What was I doing????
*Glances at signs in hand*
Oh yeah that's right! :evil:
*Glares at Lollotte in an accusatory manner*
I will take this to the top! Deloria if I fail in my quest, will you as my appointed Vice-President of APRETT continue with our much needed efforts?
Of course I will!
I don't see how a little bit of candy now and then would hurt, but since I am just a humble waiter I leave the decision to the other staff members. :)
Would you like a protest sign?
Um, I'm afraid not. You see, there’s the possibility that I might get fired for joining a patient protest. :P
Quote from: Farquhar on March 08, 2006, 03:22:20 PM
Um, I'm afraid not. You see, there’s the possibility that I might get fired for joining a patient protest. :P
XD
Quote from: Farquhar on March 08, 2006, 03:22:20 PM
Um, I'm afraid not. You see, there’s the possibility that I might get fired for joining a patient protest. :P
Party pooper.
*looks over at Deloria*
We need more members. :-\
Icarus, Gilgamesh, and the Jarada's might be willing to help..
Unless they decide to side with them. >:(
Well techincally I'm supose to be on a diet, but I've been bad lately and have been breaking it. Last night I ate some dried sweetened cranberies and a peppermint candycane. I have GOT to stop eating at night! I think candy is bad for you, but having it occasionally is not so bad.
But once a week would be okay? *hands Rosedragon a protest sign* :P
Hmm, I have been thinking of joining the protests, I love chocolate! *Takes protest sign* How about granola bars with chocolate chips? They are good for you! What about energy/nutrition bars with chocolate?
*confiscates petition* No. No chocolate. This is because chocolate contains caffeine, which is NOT good when mixed with insanity! :P
Quote from: Deloria on March 08, 2006, 05:25:36 AMEw, they're climbing up the buiding and sliming all the windows...The etheria garden is ruined.
You're just imagining about the etheria garden being ruined, since it is well protected the same way as the Asylum garden. 8)
Quote from: Zelly on March 08, 2006, 10:00:09 AMAhem.
On January 23 at approximately 11:30:33 AM Asylum time, back when we were still in the second wing, Lollotte said, and I quote:
"Candy is not good for you, however, you guys can have one piece a week. :P It's not harmful in moderation, as I said earlier."
I am not one to countermand decisions made by the Psychiatric nurse, so if she said that, it can be alllowed. :scholar: However, I think once a week is a bit overkill, I'll reduce it to once a month.
Quote from: Lollotte on March 08, 2006, 11:19:11 AM*zaps Zelly with curative fire from magic staff* NO CHOCOLATE!
Chocolate is a type of candy you know. :pokerface:
Quote from: Farquhar on March 08, 2006, 03:22:20 PMUm, I'm afraid not. You see, there’s the possibility that I might get fired for joining a patient protest. :P
You might even get admitted as an Asylum patient for that. :evil:
Quote from: Lollotte on March 08, 2006, 06:15:12 PM*confiscates petition* No. No chocolate. This is because chocolate contains caffeine, which is NOT good when mixed with insanity! :P
De-caffeinated chocolate? ;)
:zzz:
CC's post was strangely pro-chocolate.
Does this mean we can have chocolate??? O.O
Really? I found it more anti-chocolate. :S
Well, he said that candy can be allowed once a month, and that chocolate is a type of candy. :P
its pro-non-caffinated chocolate. :P
His post was antu-chocolate. You have to be wise enough to detect the hints of satire in his posts. :P
I read it as pro-chocolate, or as Pacman put it....pro-non-caffeinated chocolate. XD
*leaves the Asylum* :P
I admitted myself, therefore, I can leave without anyone's permission :P *flounces off*
Quote from: Deloria on March 08, 2006, 04:26:24 PM
Icarus, Gilgamesh, and the Jarada's might be willing to help..
Maybe we should start an underground risistance. Let's hide on the second floor./ There wil nobody look for us
Okay :P Or the second wing?
*Invites my Wrath over for tea* Hello, I think I might need your assistance soon. *Sips tea innocently* :P
Quote from: Deloria on March 09, 2006, 10:13:10 AM
Okay :P Or the second wing?
starts packing his papers, pencils and a black box whit a big lock on it. Are you bringing the food?
Yup. Chocolate, Cake, Ice-cream, and Roast sound good? :P
Wrath, did you hear chocolate mentioned?
Quote from: Lollotte on March 09, 2006, 10:26:53 AM
*Invites my Wrath over for tea* Hello, I think I might need your assistance soon. *Sips tea innocently* :P
XD I can't imagine why you would need it...*whistles innocently* after all, we'd never do anything against your wishes...:P
Quote from: Lollotte on March 09, 2006, 12:43:26 PM
Wrath, did you hear chocolate mentioned?
It didn't.
Quote from: Lollotte on March 08, 2006, 07:25:48 PMHis post was antu-chocolate. You have to be wise enough to detect the hints of satire in his posts. :P
Satire in my posts? Nevah! :P
Quote from: Farquhar on March 09, 2006, 02:43:04 AMor as Pacman put it....pro-non-caffeinated chocolate. XD
Yup. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on March 09, 2006, 08:32:07 AM*leaves the Asylum* :P
I admitted myself, therefore, I can leave without anyone's permission :P *flounces off*
Ahem, one can't admit oneself into the Asylum. Entering and leaving the patient area is done by badge. You don't have a badge, therefor you can't enter nor leave the Asylum on your own. You seem to be suffering from hallucinations, so it's best to keep you in here for the time being.
Quote from: icarus on March 09, 2006, 08:52:51 AMLet's hide on the second floor./ There wil nobody look for us
The second floor is currently off-limits to patients as its being redesigned. :scholar: And no, there's no way you can reach it either. The emergency stairs don't have a stop at the second (or first/ground floor patient-section for that matter), and the normal elevator and stair are unuseable(?sp) by patients. :pleased:
Quote from: icarus on March 09, 2006, 08:52:51 AMLet's hide on the second floor./ There wil nobody look for us
Nope, patients can't reach that either. 8)
Quote from: icarus on March 09, 2006, 10:37:02 AMstarts packing his papers, pencils and a black box whit a big lock on it.
You can just start unpacking everything. There will be no moving of patients without the Manager's (of forum's Admin) permission. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on March 09, 2006, 11:25:59 AMChocolate, Cake, Ice-cream, and Roast sound good? :P
That sounds very good. Only problem is: you can't get them. :P
*goes to see if the food cabinet is locked. It is. 8)*
:zzz:
Can I add MORE Chocolate and Proffesor CHOCO'Z SUPAH DUPAH CHOCO-VOLCANOE OF CHOCOLATELY GOODNESS SPRINKLES?
Quote from: copycat on March 08, 2006, 06:57:23 PM
Quote from: Zelly on March 08, 2006, 10:00:09 AMAhem.
On January 23 at approximately 11:30:33 AM Asylum time, back when we were still in the second wing, Lollotte said, and I quote:
"Candy is not good for you, however, you guys can have one piece a week. :P It's not harmful in moderation, as I said earlier."
I am not one to countermand decisions made by the Psychiatric nurse, so if she said that, it can be alllowed. :scholar: However, I think once a week is a bit overkill, I'll reduce it to once a month.
Quote from: Lollotte on March 08, 2006, 11:19:11 AM*zaps Zelly with curative fire from magic staff* NO CHOCOLATE!
Chocolate is a type of candy you know. :pokerface:
Quote from: copycat on March 09, 2006, 03:38:49 PM
Quote from: Farquhar on March 09, 2006, 02:43:04 AMor as Pacman put it....pro-non-caffeinated chocolate. XD
Yup. 8)
I rest my case.... for now. We took it to the top and he said it's okay as long as there is no caffeine. I don't care if my crunch bar has caffeine or not, I JUST WANT MY CANDY BAR!!!
Hey Farquhar I'll have my decaffeinated crunch bar now.
;D :yes: ;D
We have you on a strict diet that is good for mental health. This is because diet was proven to improve mental condicions when mixed with good humor (from the server of the food). I only want what's best.
Besides, it's either regulate your diet or take care of your illness the old fashioned way...which you do not want to know about. :P
i do!! story time!! XD :P
Oooh! Story time!!!!
*Runs and grabs some throw pillows and bean-bag chairs.*
STORY! Oh, and make it more interesting than which you do not want to know about.
Story time!!
Tell us a story about a leaf :P
Well, seeing as CC said it was okay....
*Gives Zelly a decaffeinated nestle crunch bar.*
You can have another one on the tenth of April. :P
Or how about a squirrel? :P
Quote from: Deloria on March 10, 2006, 08:46:07 AM
Or how about a squirrel? :P
Are they decaffeinated as well? XD
Okay, ;) Lollotte, we want to hear a story about a leaf and a decaffeinated squirrel. :P
That's better than the one about old mental health practices!
Once upon a time there was a squirrel that never drank coffee. therefore, the squirrel was decaffeinated. One day, the squirrel had a choice between chocolate between eating a healthy, delicious leaf and a bar of chocolate. The squirrel took a bite of the chocolate and realized that it was gross. He chose the leaf, which tasted delcious, crisp, and fresh, and he was happy.
The End
;D :P
Quote from: Lollotte on March 10, 2006, 10:48:30 AM
That's better than the one about old mental health practices!
Once upon a time there was a squirrel that never drank coffee. therefore, the squirrel was decaffeinated. One day, the squirrel had a choice between chocolate between eating a healthy, delicious leaf and a bar of chocolate. The squirrel took a bite of the chocolate and realized that it was gross. He chose the leaf, which tasted delcious, crisp, and fresh, and he was happy.
The End
;D :P
XD
My mom once told me a bedtime story about a leaf...She was planning on writing a book entitled "Lamest Bedtime Stories Ever", and including it in there... :P
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on March 09, 2006, 04:29:09 PMCan I add MORE Chocolate and Proffesor CHOCO'Z SUPAH DUPAH CHOCO-VOLCANOE OF CHOCOLATELY GOODNESS SPRINKLES?
Is it non-caffeinated? :pokerface:
Nice story Lollotte! ;D I don't think we're going to serve leafs to our patients though. :P
:zzz:
Well, you can't blame the squirrel for not having a human's sense of taste. Chocolate is good for YOU, not those silly animals. :P
Quote from: copycat on March 10, 2006, 06:27:05 PM
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on March 09, 2006, 04:29:09 PMCan I add MORE Chocolate and Proffesor CHOCO'Z SUPAH DUPAH CHOCO-VOLCANOE OF CHOCOLATELY GOODNESS SPRINKLES?
Is it non-caffeinated? :pokerface:
Nice story Lollotte! ;D I don't think we're going to serve leafs to our patients though. :P
:zzz:
What about salad? I love salad. Is seafood salad on the menu Farquhar?
can we have another story lollotte? it's taking my mind off of my anger about no sugar. :P
Maybe a story starting like this:
"Long ago in a kingdom called Daventry...." :suffer:
Okay, we already heard the one starting with"Long ago in the castle of a kingdom called Daventry..." and proceeding with "Alexander, here you are. Oh, you're still not thinking about Cassima, are you?"
Do we really want to hear it again? :P
well maybe if we change the script and place Rosella in the position of Alexander it would be fun ;D
So Rosella's trying to rescue Cassima and marry her? :P
Could be or we change Cassima in edgar/pacman ::)
She's already rescued Edgar once, she doesn't need to do it again! :P
Maybe it's Rosella thinking about Cedric. O_O
change cassima to jafar. :P
So: The Princess from KQ marries the evil villain from Aladdin? :P
Or: Kelsey, from the forum, marries Jafar, also from the forum? :P
*Finishes crunch bar and folds wrapper up, putting it in her pocket.*
How about a story where Cassima goes to Daventry to rescue Alexander?
At any rate, can we hear another story, please? And not some silly sort of nonsense about leaves being tasty....... :P(everyone knows chocolate is better....)
Ooooh oooh oooh!
*jumps up and down*
How about a scaaaary story?
Will a horror story about a badguy who steals all the chocolate be good enough?
Only if the badguy shares the chocolate.
:pokerface: I already know that story. :pokerface:
*points to APRETT badge*
In fact I'm one of the main characters...
*thinks the "Story Thread" is about to be made*
how about the one where the insurance salesman tries to take over the pretzel company, but captain cheesehea stops him?!?!
How about one where the ebil insurance salesman meets his demise and Volhaul comes back, takes over the earth, and the entire universe ends? :'( :no:
Earth? What dimension is THAT in? And how would he get there? :P
its in demension a and you get there by flying to the second star from the right. :P
It's over in that universe *points* :P Third planet from the sun. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 11, 2006, 09:11:59 PM
its in demension a and you get there by flying to the second star from the right. :P
*buzzer* WRONG! Someone hasn't read any Bruce Coville books in their childhood. Earth is in Dimension Q, and is disturbingly close to Dimension X. :P
*comes foreward, ashamed*
It was I, I never read any Bruce Coville Books. :P
Takes a cup of tea whit 3 lumps of sugar ::)
Lollotte won't like this... :P
Quote from: Deloria on March 12, 2006, 02:10:44 AM
Lollotte won't like this... :P
Lollotte doesn't know it (yet) :suffer:
Quote from: icarus on March 12, 2006, 02:12:47 AM
Quote from: Deloria on March 12, 2006, 02:10:44 AM
Lollotte won't like this... :P
Lollotte doesn't know it (yet) :suffer:
Then drink it before she comes! :P
Quote from: Deloria on March 10, 2006, 07:08:51 PM
What about salad? I love salad. Is seafood salad on the menu Farquhar?
Certainly! We can also add bacon bits or croutons if you like. :)
That would be great. Thanks.
Well I'm back to become your leader.
This time I know how to winn.
I've called my friends who live on a other planet they call earth. :P
Soon they will arrive and help me escape to conquer the sane world and make everyone insane.
whahahahaha. :suffer:
Lollotte, I think Gilgamesh needs his medication. And I'd really like some anti-depressants. :-\
gives Deloria a paper and some pencil's does that make you less depressed?
No. Why should it?
to write out your feelings or something like that. *puts deloria in the padded room* now i'm locking you in here until you get pessimistic!! *locks door*
I'm already pessimistic! :P When was I ever optimistic!? :P
Quote from: Deloria on March 12, 2006, 08:34:32 AM
No. Why should it?
I tough if you made a painting you would be less depressed
Oh. *paints everything black*
Can I have one? I always wanted a real; Deloria on the wall of my room.
Sure *gives Icarus an all red pic.* :P
wrong room. :P *throws deloria into the "make optimistic room*
"You cannot keep the birds of despair from flying over your head, but you can keep them from building nests in your hair"
*nods wisely* XD
*goes even more insane* i can't take the wisdom!!!!! *runs into the concrete wall and gets knocked unconcious*
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 12, 2006, 11:58:26 AM
*goes even more insane* i can't take the wisdom!!!!! *runs into the concrete wall and gets knocked unconcious*
XD
Well, that was certainly wise. And I don't want to be made into an optimistic clone who is friendly and has a permanent smile plastered over her face!è!
I think you're confusing optimists with them. XD
I'm a pessimist and you're all trying to brainwash me! :P :'(
I'd say your brain needs a bath. When was the last time you cleaned it? ;P Now, where does Bob keep the sharp, dangerious medical tools...?
Help! *jumps out of Asylum window* I can't open it! Fine! *stabs herself in artery*
April Fools! ;D
....
....Uh...Deloria, you can come back through the window now. It was a joke. Haha? :P
Quote from: Jafar on March 12, 2006, 12:26:09 PM
April Fools! ;D
....
....Uh...Deloria, you can come back through the window now. It was a joke. Haha? :P
*glares* I'm bleeding!! :o
If you look down, you'll see that you stabbed a waterballoon with fake blood inside. I planned this out carefully. ;D
That's not blood, it's ketchup! ;D
*dips french fry on Deloria* XD
*takes off waterballoon that was impersonating wrist and hands it to Yonkey*
Like sam from the muppets would say "Your all wierdos"
But.. You're a cyborg. :P
So what?? I'm a wierdo too?
Yes :P
You guys aren't weird, you're special. :P
even if you drink tea whit tree lump's of sugar??
oops,...... ::)
*smiles sweetly* I'm glad you caught yourself, Icarus. :P
Quote from: icarus on March 12, 2006, 02:08:42 AMTakes a cup of tea whit 3 lumps of sugar ::)
Oh, dear, yet another hallucination. Those lumps are not sugar, they're
salt. :o
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 12, 2006, 09:11:05 AMto write out your feelings or something like that. *puts deloria in the padded room* now i'm locking you in here until you get pessimistic!! *locks door*
You can't lock the door of the padded room. :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 12, 2006, 11:50:03 AMwrong room. :P *throws deloria into the "make optimistic room*
You must mean her own room. There will be no
throwing of patients in my Asylum though. :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 12, 2006, 11:58:26 AM*goes even more insane* i can't take the wisdom!!!!! *runs into the concrete wall and gets knocked unconcious*
I think we've found out who needs a stay in the padded room.
*puts Pacman in padded room* 8)
Quote from: Jafar on March 12, 2006, 12:22:18 PMNow, where does Bob keep the sharp, dangerious medical tools...?
We don't have sharp, dangerous medical tools. We're not a hospital, you know, we're a mental institution. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on March 12, 2006, 12:24:06 PMHelp! *jumps out of Asylum window* I can't open it! Fine! *stabs herself in artery*
Ofcourse you can't open the window. Nobody can. But, pray tell, with what do you think you're stabbing your artery with? :pokerface:
Quote from: Lollotte on March 12, 2006, 02:08:48 PMYou guys aren't weird, you're special. :P
This is a special Asylum for special people. :D
Oh, and BTW, I've not yet informed you of the new biometric scanners I've installed on every patient door on the 3rd floor. This prevents patients from entering another patient's room unless the patient whose room it is has given the other patient explicit permission. ::)
:zzz:
Awesome! Let me try mine out! *starts coding it to block random people* XD
yay!! a test for my hacking skills!!
Well I don't have to worry about that. :P
I have a move through all rooms pass.
* shows a piece of paper with written on it: "This person is allowed to move through all rooms" *
Not mine! I'm the only one allowed in my room! :P
Well I won't go through your door, but I'll use the hidden entrance I made in each room. ::)
For example: I made one in a closed and another one behind one.
And I even made some magic doors in some walls. :P
Lollotte! He's threatening to invade my privacy!! :-[ :no:
And Bob, I stabbed myself in the Astery with a broken-sharp- toothbrush
Cereral.
*hacks into the the security program* *grumbles about stupid passwords* *uses brute force to get the password open* finally!! *programs another password inside a hidden link* *on the hidden link, reprograms the retina scan so that his retinas will work on all of the scanners* *closes the program and walks out unnoticed*
Quote from: Deloria on March 13, 2006, 09:06:51 AM
Lollotte! He's threatening to invade my privacy!! :-[ :no:
And Bob, I stabbed myself in the Astery with a broken-sharp- toothbrush
Don't worry, Deloria, I'm on top of it. My Wrath is staying in the guest bedroom in case anything gets out of hand, too, so you're perfectly safe.
Oh, and BTW, what's an Astery? :P
*Gives Father Ghostface a bowl of cereal.*
There you go. :P
Thank you for taking care of that, Farquhar. ;D
No problem. It is my job after all. ;D
Does anyone else require anything? :)
May I have some Rice Krispies? ;D No, I don't want sugar on them. :P
TANKS OO!
Quote from: Rosella on March 14, 2006, 04:01:25 AM
May I have some Rice Krispies? ;D No, I don't want sugar on them. :P
Can I have the sugar than? :P
I meant Artery! :P
Quote from: Jafar on March 12, 2006, 04:40:16 PMAwesome! Let me try mine out! *starts coding it to block random people* XD
You can't 'code' your own sensor. And it will automatically block anyone but you (and the Asylum staff ofcourse). :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 13, 2006, 04:04:17 AMWell I don't have to worry about that. :P
I have a move through all rooms pass.
* shows a piece of paper with written on it: "This person is allowed to move through all rooms" *
The biometric scanner doesn't react to anything written on a piece of paper. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 13, 2006, 06:00:19 AMWell I won't go through your door, but I'll use the hidden entrance I made in each room. ::)
For example: I made one in a closed and another one behind one.
And I even made some magic doors in some walls. :P
For the record: yes, there are hidden passageways and hidden entrances into rooms, but the ones Gilgamesh is describing are a pure figment of his imagination. The entrance to those secret tunnels which lead to the secret entrances is not in the patient section, and the doors to those hidden tunnels are also equipeed with biometric sensors now. :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 13, 2006, 06:27:32 PM*hacks into the the security program* *grumbles about stupid passwords* *uses brute force to get the password open* finally!! *programs another password inside a hidden link* *on the hidden link, reprograms the retina scan so that his retinas will work on all of the scanners* *closes the program and walks out unnoticed*
You've been hacking the wrong program mate. That wasn't the biometric sensor program, but a dud I placed there to fool people like you. And ofcourse, to make it look real, I had to set a password on it. Ofcourse, it was an easy password to brute-force your way through. And btw, why do you think the biometric sensors rely on retina scans (alone)? And about the entering and walking back out unnoticed, my security video camera and key logger recorded everything you did. :pokerface:
:zzz:
*grumbles* fine. *goes over to gilgamesh's room and knocks on door*
*gives Rosella Rice Krispies without sugar* Here you go. ;D
Everyone, behave yourselves, or we won't have lasagna night! :P
lasagna night? yay!! lasagna is awesome!!
Quote from: Lollotte on March 14, 2006, 06:50:29 PM
*gives Rosella Rice Krispies without sugar* Here you go. ;D
Everyone, behave yourselves, or we won't have lasagna night! :P
Behaves really bad. I don't like lasagna unless we're allowed to throw whit the food ::)
I'll have a hard time on this floor
Takes his PC and Notebook and trys to hack the system
[spoiler]plays a game called hack the game[/spoiler]
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I need me pills... :suffer:
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 14, 2006, 06:48:26 PM*grumbles* fine. *goes over to gilgamesh's room and knocks on door*
The 'door' has been replaced by the biometric shielding force field. Knocking on that field will have no effect. Better is if you buzz. There's a buzzer right next to the field on the wall. And yes, I know it's all new to you. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2006, 05:08:36 AMTakes his PC and Notebook and trys to hack the system
[spoiler]plays a game called hack the game[/spoiler]
I've got no problem with that. The pc and notebook are not connected with anything wireless and even if they were, the signals would be unable to leave his room. :pleased:
Quote from: Father Ghostface on March 15, 2006, 02:16:59 PMSARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I need me pills... :suffer:
What for? ::)
EDIT: avoiding being arrested by the spelling police. :P
*rings buzzer* *is let in and helps gilgamesh with the hacking* this might take more than one post. :P
Well, you can't hack those computers. The firewall is real, and created by moi. :P
*uses a fire extinguisher*:P
Wow, you think that is going to work? ::) :P
* calls for all the firefighters of the world *
That should help. :P
They know how to extinguish fires. ::)
or you can just turn bown the gazz suply
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 16, 2006, 02:40:47 AM* calls for all the firefighters of the world *
That should help. :P
They know how to extinguish fires. ::)
They don't know how to extinguish
this kind of fire... :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on March 16, 2006, 08:48:38 AMor you can just turn bown the gazz suply
Who says its gas powered/fueled?
:zzz:
who says it isnt? ;P
Me. I told you I made it. That DOESN'T mean I made it by natural means! :P
*sweetest voice* May I please have some magic so I can amuse myself? I want to make objects spin around the room.
Sorry, Deloria, magic isn't something that can be imparted.
Fine. Let's try a different appraoch. Lollotte, please tell me about old mental health practises and electric shocks. :P
During the Crusades, the Crusaders would cut a cross into the insane person's forehead, peel back the skin and muscle until the bone was visible, and rub salt on it to "expel the devil."
That's disgusting. *get's a knife and some salt* :P
*confiscates both* Aren't you glad we don't do that here?
No. I like inflicting pain upon myself :P (j/K)
EDIT: And furthermore, the salt and knife were for a steak that I was abut to order!! :P
WE CAN ORDER STEAK?!?!
WE CAN ORDER THINGS?!?!
You know what that means, don't you?
>rins service bell< WAITER!
*orders curly fries and sits to watch the show*
* takes out some chewing-gum *
This will hide all the undetected holes I made. :P
Farquhar, may I please have a steak? :P
*Gives Deloria steak.* There you go, the finest steak you'll ever eat. :yes:
*Gives Pacman curly fries.* And here are your fries a la curl! ;D
Yes Questie, what would you like?
If you're interested, the special today is Wensleydale cheese. :D
Could I please have a nice clicky-pen salad?
>rings bell some more<RINGRINGRINGRINGRING
the sign says that no things with the word "clucky-pen" are allowed in the asylum. :P
I didn't ask for a clucky-pen, did I? :P
yay!! loophole!! XD
Can I have a decaf sugar-free
grumble Mochacinno (sp) milkshake please? Oh and some seasoned cheese fries.
Quote from: Deloria on March 19, 2006, 10:58:44 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 19, 2006, 10:19:03 PM
yay!! loophole!! XD
XD *gets a cliocky pen*
Can I have a cliocky pen too? XD
*gets some "i can't believe it's not sugar!"*
Quote from: Questing Character on March 19, 2006, 05:27:02 PM
Could I please have a nice clicky-pen salad?
>rings bell some more<RINGRINGRINGRINGRING
Umm....I don't think that would agree with your stomach too well. :P
How about something a little more..........edible?
Quote from: Zelly on March 19, 2006, 10:59:54 PM
Can I have a decaf sugar-free grumble Mochacinno (sp) milkshake please? Oh and some seasoned cheese fries.
Certainly! One decaf sugar-free mochacinno milkshake, and some seasoned cheese fries coming up! ;D
*Gives Zelly her order*
NOTHING that sounds REMOTELY like "clicky pen" will be given to patients! :P
finaly got back to my room here since I was gone for a few days
Quote from: Lollotte on March 20, 2006, 10:03:36 AM
NOTHING that sounds REMOTELY like "clicky pen" will be given to patients! :P
Fine! *gets a klyki fan*!! :P
Quote from: Lollotte on March 18, 2006, 01:34:35 PM*confiscates both* Aren't you glad we don't do that here?
Ehrm, we still have an ECT-room in the second wing. It was very effective on Mango you know. :P
Quote from: Lollotte on March 20, 2006, 10:03:36 AMNOTHING that sounds REMOTELY like "clicky pen" will be given to patients! :P
The manager approves wholeheartedly! 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 19, 2006, 09:28:06 AM* takes out some chewing-gum *
This will hide all the undetected holes I made. :P
You can't stick bubblegum on the walls of the Asylum, they're bubblegum-stick proof. :scholar: And those walls you claim to have made are just figments of your imagination. :pokerface:
Quote from: Farquhar on March 19, 2006, 11:32:03 AM*Gives Deloria steak.* There you go, the finest steak you'll ever eat. :yes:
Ofcourse, that steak will be cut by Asylum staff, but the way you want it. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on March 20, 2006, 01:40:24 PMFine! *gets a klyki fan*!! :P
Riiight. Suuure! :P
:zzz:
*hands out free "noise writing utensils"* they don't sound like clucky pens!! :P
* Starts welding holes in his room *
Look I made a door and a painting I call black.
You just drew circles on your wall with a permenant marker. :P
Can I get one of the paintings of gilgamesh? I wan't to try to sell it om king's quest bay :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 20, 2006, 06:24:11 PM*hands out free "noise writing utensils"* they don't sound like clucky pens!! :P
Allow me to extend Lollotte's ban to anything that
looks even REMOTELY like clicky pens. 8)
Quote from: icarus on March 21, 2006, 12:23:41 PMCan I get one of the paintings of gilgamesh?
Which ones do you mean? ::)
HAIL CC! These insane people are quite a handful. :P
*gives out noisy writin g utensils that look absolutely nothing like clicky pens*
Finding loopholes in rules, even though you know that the purpose was to avoid clicky pens REALLY annoys me.
Hey CC. agree to let me go, and I'll tell you where they're hoarding the noisy objects. :P
*has a recall* [grumbles]fine[/grumbling]
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 21, 2006, 07:45:46 PM*gives out noisy writin g utensils that look absolutely nothing like clicky pens*
At least they don't click. ;D
Quote from: Jafar on March 21, 2006, 08:00:33 PMHey CC. agree to let me go, and I'll tell you where they're hoarding the noisy objects. :P
I don't think so. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on March 22, 2006, 03:19:48 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 21, 2006, 07:45:46 PM*gives out noisy writin g utensils that look absolutely nothing like clicky pens*
At least they don't click. ;D
so we're allowed to have clicky pens that don' tclick?
to bad. I just got a clicking clicky pens at work. oh well have to let it lay on my desk at work............. click click click click click click click click click click click
*draws a clicky pen on the wall with a permanent marker* There Lollotte! I challenge you to try and confiscate it! :P
*uses magic staff and separates the ink from the wall* Confiscation Accomplished. :P
why is the ink clicky pen still floating in the air?
It's not. I confiscated it. You're hallucinating.
Can you confiscate it without means that no one else has?
Of course she can! She's an enchantress!
i still dont get it. :P
Quote from: Deloria on March 24, 2006, 08:07:55 AM
Can you confiscate it without means that no one else has?
Like good old bleach and a rag? :P
Don't forget Elbow Grease. Works like a charm, it does. :P
Is it allowed to have clicky pens at work?
or are they too confiscated?
Quote from: Lollotte on March 24, 2006, 08:27:21 PM
Quote from: Deloria on March 24, 2006, 08:07:55 AM
Can you confiscate it without means that no one else has?
Like good old bleach and a rag? :P
Yes!! Getting it off with magic is "cheating" :P
* makes a book called the 1001 ways to escape from the asylum *
Well, better make a book about all the ways you can escape.
HELP!! I'M GETTING CLAUSTROPHOBIC IN HERE!! LET ME OUT!! I NEED AIR!! OPEN A WINDOW!! JUDT GET ME OUT OF HERE!! :'(
knock's on Deloria's room door. You can get out if you want...
but not away from the asylum.
THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON ME!! AND THIS ISN'T KQ6, AND I DON'T HAVE A BRICK!! AND THIS IS CERTAINLY NOT AMUSING!! JUST PLEASE SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*escorts Deloria to a larger solitary confinement cell*
There you go! XD
*runs around in the larger confinement cell screaming bloody murder*
At least you now have more leg room. ;-D
I can't stand this cell!! It's also closing in on me and the walls are laughing at me the way Suffer does and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE, PLEASE! I PROMISE NOT TO ASK FOR ANY MORE CLICKY PENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( :P)
*Looks around wildly*
Laughing walls!?!?!?!? Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The walls are alive!!!!!!!
We must save Deloria!!!!!!!!!
talking Walls... humbug
there's no such ting as taking walls
?? who said that? wasn't me ??? Where it the walls?
They're laughing at my distress!!!!!!!!!!!! " :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:"
They're talking about World Domination and Taking Over The Asylum and Getting All The Patients To Break Out and Making Everyone Crazy and THEY'RE STILL CLOSING IN ON ME!!!!!!!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!
snap out of it!! *slaps deloria*
That hurt! AND THE WALLS ARE STILL MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-X :-\
How dare you slap my vice-president!!!!! >:(
*Tries to hold the walls still*
its a circular room!!
Circular eh? Hmm...I'll find a solution... Writes on walls in big red crayon "STOP MOVING! DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE WITH YOUR TIME LIKE.....SOMETHING!"
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 22, 2006, 09:44:20 PMso we're allowed to have clicky pens that don' tclick?
Depends on what kind of noise they make. But, in theory, yes. :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 24, 2006, 06:32:24 PMi still dont get it. :P
That's one of the reasons why you're in the Asylum. :pleased:
Quote from: icarus on March 25, 2006, 03:43:15 AMIs it allowed to have clicky pens at work?
or are they too confiscated?
The only place where Asylum patients are allowed to do any work is located within the Asylum, so, naturally, no. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 25, 2006, 07:03:52 AM* makes a book called the 1001 ways to escape from the asylum *
Well, better make a book about all the ways you can escape.
Good luck! :suffer:
Quote from: Deloria on March 25, 2006, 12:02:59 PMI can't stand this cell!! It's also closing in on me and the walls are laughing at me the way Suffer does and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE, PLEASE! I PROMISE NOT TO ASK FOR ANY MORE CLICKY PENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( :P)
If you hallucinate the walls of the solitary confinement room closing in on you, who's to say you won't hallucinate the same thing with the walls in the other rooms? ::)
Quote from: icarus on March 26, 2006, 02:11:52 AMtalking Walls... humbug
there's no such ting as taking walls
At least there's one patient who doesn't suffer from that kind of hallucination. :pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 26, 2006, 07:46:13 AMsnap out of it!! *slaps deloria*
Ahem, patients are not allowed to perform treatment on another patient, since they lack the proper professional background. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on March 26, 2006, 08:35:01 AMThat hurt! AND THE WALLS ARE STILL MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-X :-\
Hmmm... looks like drastic measures are needed...
/me administers a sleeping drug to Deloria
8)
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on March 26, 2006, 12:55:43 PMCircular eh? Hmm...I'll find a solution... Writes on walls in big red crayon "STOP MOVING! DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE WITH YOUR TIME LIKE.....SOMETHING!"
I believe I already said nothing sticks on the Asylum walls, so neither does red crayon. :scholar:
:zzz:
i didn't sign my release form? yes i did!! you can't make me go in there!! no!! nooooooooooo!!!*fights the power* :drunk:
What are you raving about?
I'm not quite sure, but he has a drunk smilie, so I'm a bit scared. :P
Quote from: copycat on March 26, 2006, 02:26:21 PM
Quote from: icarus on March 25, 2006, 03:43:15 AM
Is it allowed to have clicky pens at work?
or are they too confiscated?
The only place where Asylum patients are allowed to do any work is located within the Asylum, so, naturally, no. :scholar:
than my new pen is confiscated?
unfortunately, yes. unless it doesnt make clickt sounds. :P
I can't test it since it lays at work
*wakes up* That wasn't very nice!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE WAL.LS ARE CLOSING IN ON ME AND I'M ABOUT TO BE SQUASHED UNDER SEVERAL FEET OF CONCRETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Calm down! *hands Deloria warm milk*
THE MILK IS POISONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o ASYLUM STAFF ARE TRYING TO KILL OF THEIR PATIENTS!!!!RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*zaps Deloria with curative blue flame* CALM DOWN!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
*sighs and mutters word of power to make Deloria go to sleep*
NOT AGAIN! *stays awake* I'm not tired...:P
runs out of his room. Hide your self form the evil staf.
*throws a smoke bomb* everyone run!!
Cool. You have smoke bombs? :o Do you also have firecrackers?
No one has anything explosive. Pacman just threw a grey sweat shirt.
i don't own sweatshirts. :P
Yeah, now that you threw your last one away. ;P
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 27, 2006, 04:30:37 PM
i don't own sweatshirts. :P
Well, in the Asylum, you own very little. :P
Feels good to be back. :D
Although the patients seems to be pretty wacky at the moment, more so than usual. XD
*Beats Icarus' and Deloria's heads with his metal bat*
Now they won't be waking up for a while! :P
Quote from: racx_00 on March 28, 2006, 02:11:41 AM
Feels good to be back. :D
Although the patients seems to be pretty wacky at the moment, more so than usual. XD
*Beats Icarus' and Deloria's heads with his metal bat*
Now they won't be waking up for a while! :P
You think so?
faints
Quote from: Lollotte on March 27, 2006, 09:03:24 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 27, 2006, 04:30:37 PM
i don't own sweatshirts. :P
Well, in the Asylum, you own very little. :P
I own Furry and that's enough! :P
I refuse to partake in this and I'm not going to...*faints*
Is this the end in the moving wall event? Icarus and Deloria fainted... Read more in next episode of the moving walls in the asylum. :suffer:
*wakes up* Did you say the walls are moving?! HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!THE WALLS ARE MOVING, THE ASYLUM STAFF IS TRYING TO POISON US,AND WE CAN'T GET OUIT!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: icarus on March 27, 2006, 08:39:47 AMI can't test it since it lays at work
Excuse my curiosity, but what kind of work are you talking about? :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on March 27, 2006, 11:40:11 AMNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Lollotte on March 27, 2006, 11:42:36 AM*sighs and mutters word of power to make Deloria go to sleep*
It looks like some serious issues, ghosts of her past maybe, are surfacing again. If she doesn't stop soon, I'm afraid I'll have no choice but to treat her in the EST-room. :-\
Quote from: racx_00 on March 28, 2006, 02:11:41 AM*Beats Icarus' and Deloria's heads with his metal bat*
:stop: No beating the patients with your metal bat!
*confiscates racx's metal bat*
Quote from: Deloria on March 28, 2006, 09:01:44 AM*wakes up* Did you say the walls are moving?! HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!THE WALLS ARE MOVING, THE ASYLUM STAFF IS TRYING TO POISON US,AND WE CAN'T GET OUIT!!!!!!!!!
/me tries hypnosis
Look at this revolving circle. You are feeling :sleepy: ...
There are no moving walls in the Asylum
The Asylum staff is not trying to poison you
You are here for your own safety
When I flick my fingers, you will be free of your recent hallucinations. :scholar:
PS: What's with the scroll bars everywhere?
Quote from: Deloria on March 28, 2006, 09:01:44 AM
*wakes up* Did you say the walls are moving?! HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!THE WALLS ARE MOVING, THE ASYLUM STAFF IS TRYING TO POISON US,AND WE CAN'T GET OUIT!!!!!!!!!
*Looks suspiciously at food in her hand.*
*Throws away.*
I don't want to be poisoned! :help:
Farquhar, I know I drive you crazy, and so do everyone else (
probably) But helping
them by giving us poisoned food?! I'm ashamed!
No one is trying to poison you. I suggest that you ignore Deloria. It looks like she might be possessed by her ghosts.
What's the EST room anyway?
AND I'M NOT HALUCINATING!!!!!!!! THE WALLS ARE MOVING!!!!! AND I SAW SOMETHING GREEN IN THE MILK!!!!!!!!! *ignores CC's pointless attempts*
can i slap her again?:P
No! Please respect each other!
Quote from: copycat on March 28, 2006, 01:58:04 PM
Quote from: icarus on March 27, 2006, 08:39:47 AMI can't test it since it lays at work
Excuse my curiosity, but what kind of work are you talking about? :pokerface:
engineer on a railroad company
Quote from: icarus on March 28, 2006, 10:55:44 PM
engineer on a railroad company
He is also the reason that many trains are delayed or even canceled.
Why do they put all those old trains there anyway?
I now know a few other ways to escape the asylum
- Climbing over the wall whit a rope
- using the door
- asking if you may leave for a day outside (be very nice)
- act like you are dead and leave the coffin as it is outside the asylum
- become a gaurdcat :P
*tries to become a guardcat, but turns into some kind of motor-unicycle*
*sigh* They don't make transformer action figures like they used to. :P
Here are several reasons why I want to leave the Asylum:
1. The staff are trying to poison me
2. The walls are moving
3. No spoilers...
4. I don't get happy pill injections anymore
5. I'm tired (no pun intended) of falling asleep by a way that is not natural (sleeping sadatives, magic...ect)
6. I'm depressed and I'm not getting any medication or electric shocks which leads me to believe that this is a figment of my imagination.
The Asylum is in Haven. You couldn't be better anywhere else.
but maybe we don't want a beter place
Quote from: Lollotte on March 28, 2006, 09:00:10 PM
No! Please respect each other!
can i slap her with respect? :P
Um...NO.
And Icarus, you're lucky to be here where we have good food, movies, and guard cats instead of jail guards. :P
Quote from: Lollotte on March 29, 2006, 08:29:30 PM
Um...NO.
And Icarus, you're lucky to be here where we have good food, movies, and guard cats instead of jail guards. :P
And no clickery pens :'(
In jail they have clickery pens.......... ::)
But the guard acts run away from me if I try to pet them :'(
Quote from: Deloria on March 29, 2006, 06:41:07 AM
2. The walls are moving
"Don't just stand there, try and brace them with something!" XD
Quote from: copycat on March 28, 2006, 01:58:04 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on March 28, 2006, 02:11:41 AM*Beats Icarus' and Deloria's heads with his metal bat*
:stop: No beating the patients with your metal bat!
*confiscates racx's metal bat*
You can try to confiscate it but you'll never succeed :suffer:
run the bat through him, smash the wall and lets get out of here XD
Seeing as you are a Jarada, I hereby give you this metal bat in which you may use to do evil deeds. Use it wisely fellow Jarada and make sure you use it for evil! :P
Quote from: Zelly on March 28, 2006, 02:02:21 PM
Quote from: Deloria on March 28, 2006, 09:01:44 AM
*wakes up* Did you say the walls are moving?! HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!THE WALLS ARE MOVING, THE ASYLUM STAFF IS TRYING TO POISON US,AND WE CAN'T GET OUIT!!!!!!!!!
*Looks suspiciously at food in her hand.*
*Throws away.*
I don't want to be poisoned! :help:
Farquhar, I know I drive you crazy, and so do everyone else (probably) But helping them by giving us poisoned food?! I'm ashamed!
Quote from: Lollotte on March 28, 2006, 04:05:48 PM
No one is trying to poison you. I suggest that you ignore Deloria. It looks like she might be possessed by her ghosts.
Lollotte is right, Zelly. I would never knowingly give poisoned food to the patients. :P
Quote from: Jafar on March 30, 2006, 04:35:25 AM
Quote from: Deloria on March 29, 2006, 06:41:07 AM
2. The walls are moving
"Don't just stand there, try and brace them with something!" XD
Copycat, shut down all the patient mashers on the asylum level! XD
OMG LOL XD
MAYDAY MADAY ASAP!! XD
Quote from: racx_00 on March 30, 2006, 06:24:55 AM
Seeing as you are a Jarada, I hereby give you this metal bat in which you may use to do evil deeds. Use it wisely fellow Jarada and make sure you use it for evil! :P
uuuuuuuu... the POWER!! :D
*evil grin at CC* :suffer:
I found out what was causing the walls to move: THE SNAILS!!!! THEY'RE SLIMING UP EVERYTHING AND THEY'VE COVERED THE BUILDING SO IT MOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *runs around screming bloody murder*
CALM DOWN!
*confiscates Raf's metal bat and gives him warm milk* Racx! What has gotten into you? :P
THE SNAILS ARE BACK!!! AND THE SKY IS FALLING!!! AND THE WALLS ARE MOVING!!!! AND I'M NOT GETTING ANY SPOILERS!!! HELP!!!
Okay, okay...
*sends Deloria to Etheria for two days* Don't do anything, Morasco is watching you.
Quote from: Deloria on March 30, 2006, 11:01:15 AM
THE SNAILS ARE BACK!!! AND THE SKY IS FALLING!!! AND THE WALLS ARE MOVING!!!!
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be alot thinner... :S
we eat the snails to get strong enough to stop the skyu and the walls.:P
Quote from: Deloria on March 28, 2006, 06:54:02 PMWhat's the EST room anyway?
Quote from: Deloria on March 29, 2006, 06:41:07 AM6. I'm depressed and I'm not getting any medication or electric shocks which leads me to believe that this is a figment of my imagination.
You answered your own question. Where do the letter E.S. fit? :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on March 28, 2006, 06:54:02 PM*ignores CC's pointless attempts*
Well, it was worth a shot. :sweating:
Quote from: icarus on March 28, 2006, 10:55:44 PMengineer on a railroad company
Oh, the model railroad that's running through several rooms of the Asylum. But ofcourse, you can go to work on that. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 29, 2006, 03:08:41 AMI now know a few other ways to escape the asylum
- Climbing over the wall whit a rope
And bump into the ceiling? :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 29, 2006, 03:08:41 AM- using the door
And bump into the biometric security field? :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 29, 2006, 03:08:41 AM- asking if you may leave for a day outside (be very nice)
Bur ofcourse, feel free to use the garden located in the centre of the Asylum. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 29, 2006, 03:08:41 AM- act like you are dead and leave the coffin as it is outside the asylum
Do you think anyone can fool my medical staff? :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 29, 2006, 03:08:41 AM- become a gaurdcat :P
That is no easy task. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on March 30, 2006, 03:29:38 AMBut the guard acts run away from me if I try to pet them :'(
That's because they can see you have a sharp object in your other hand. :scholar:
Quote from: Farquhar on March 30, 2006, 07:35:38 AMCopycat, shut down all the patient mashers on the asylum level! XD
Now really. Why are you confusing potato mashers with patient mashers? And what
asylum level? Don't you mean
patient level?
Quote from: Raforever on March 30, 2006, 07:40:56 AM*evil grin at CC* :suffer:
My guardcats will protect me and deflect your metal bat with their claws. :pokerface:
Quote from: Jafar on March 30, 2006, 04:57:16 PMOne thing's for sure, we're all gonna be alot thinner... :S
Why? Are you on a diet? 8)
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 30, 2006, 04:59:52 PMwe eat the snails to get strong enough to stop the skyu and the walls.:P
I would advise against eating
these snails though. They're rather toxic. :scholar:
:zzz:
I love cats! I would never do that! *goes to Etheria for two days*
Quote from: copycat on March 30, 2006, 05:13:52 PM
Why? Are you on a diet? 8)
I think we'll be thinner for refusing to eat poisoned food. ;P
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Can I keep one of the glomby-glombies as a pet?
Borasco wants to eat me for no good reason! I didn't do anything!
No he doesn't.
The railroad track needs more power. Probably get only rechargeable batteries.
Quote from: icarus on March 31, 2006, 11:38:51 AM
The railroad track needs more power. Probably get only rechargeable batteries.
I know a person called "Scotty who might be albe to help you"
I'll ask if I may beam him down so he can help you. :P
Who's Scotty, May I ask?
Can you ask him to beam me up???
*looks at ceiling*
On second thought, I don't want to crash into the ceiling......
Hey Lollotte, can I have some light blue paint, and a roll of scotch tape?
Quote from: edgarnick on March 31, 2006, 03:26:24 PM
Who's Scotty, May I ask?
he probably referring to star trek
http://www.millan.net/funp/cards/lovecats.html
I found this movie about two guard cats skipping duty
How cute! I love cats. My cat Missy is a little naughty, she keeps running out the door everytime we go somewhere, we have to run after her and put her back in the house. But she's sooooooo cute! I love to pet and cuddle her.
Aw. Lollotte, I am proud to say that I recovered from my traumatic experience with the wind Borasco and his mother. :P
His mother was trying to keep him from eating me, whenlo and behold, Oberon and Titania, came by and decided I should be at the Etherian Court. :P
I promptly left and hjave decided to stay there. May I? :P Please?
Firstly: Zelly, why do you ask for such seemingly random things? :P
Second: No, Deloria, you may not stay in Etheria. I talked with Oberon and Titania, and they said you jumped off a cliff and landed on their Swan, Larania. :P It's time for you to come back.
Quote from: Zelly on April 01, 2006, 12:02:24 AM
Hey Lollotte, can I have some light blue paint, and a roll of scotch tape?
zelly's fixing a room. :P
using duck tape to fix a room kwak kwak kwak ???
We know you're a Quack, Icarus. You don't have to remind us. :P
He has the bird-flu.
Now he needs to be helped quickly before it spreads to other patients of the asylum. XD
* Locks the door of his room quickly *
No one is home. ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2006, 04:06:51 AM
He has the bird-flu.
Now he needs to be helped quickly before it spreads to other patients of the asylum. XD
* Locks the door of his room quickly *
No one is home. ::)
What a nice brother! :P
Quote from: Lollotte on April 02, 2006, 06:08:53 PM
Firstly: Zelly, why do you ask for such seemingly random things? :P
Second: No, Deloria, you may not stay in Etheria. I talked with Oberon and Titania, and they said you jumped off a cliff and landed on their Swan, Larania. :P It's time for you to come back.
Actually, Lollotte, I fell off the mountain and Oberon and Titania caught me. It was not a suicide attempt :P
Then they invited me to court :P
No, I know it wasn't a suicide attempt. They said you jumped purposely to get on their swan. :P
so THAT'S where my swan was!! :P
miss swan? ::)
I just realized I haven't decorated my new room yet, that's all. ::)
Do you want some railroad tracks in your new room? I've got some pieces left.
Can I run them across my ceiling?
possible I even got a king's quest expres train.
*Shows Zelly a train whit paint still dripping From which says king's quest expres*
*jumps up and down and claps hands* ;D ;D ;D
That's perfect!!!
*looks up at ceiling*
Ummm...... but would it work without falling off? ???
sure just like in my room if we're allowed to make a hole between our rooms we could let the train ride for room to room.
Ooh. Look Lollotte! A black swan! Who died?
The white swan did, when you jumped on it! ;P
Can't be I just saw a white swan fly by.
Ooh look! The Suffer Smiley died. There's even a banner: "In rememberence of the Suffer Smiley, we hereby declare all the spoilers to be revealed and the game to be released."
* looks on the banner *
It said something else
"out of order"
Lollotte can icarus and I drill a hole for the train to pass through?
Please, please, please!!!!!
The train? Whatever are you talking about?
Quote from: copycat on March 30, 2006, 05:13:52 PM
Quote from: icarus on March 28, 2006, 10:55:44 PMengineer on a railroad company
Oh, the model railroad that's running through several rooms of the Asylum. But ofcourse, you can go to work on that. :scholar:
She's talking about that(I hope).
that's right
and can we drill some more holes so everyone can let the train drive trough there room if they want?
Quote from: Yonkey on April 05, 2006, 11:04:47 AM
The white swan did, when you jumped on it! ;P
XD
I'm sure. :P
But we can pretend the other side of the banner doesn't exist, can't we? :P
Only if you fill out this form:
NAME:
NICKNAME:
UNIQUE QUALITIES:
FAVORITE COLOR:
COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE WATER:
HOW TO IMPROVE FLOPPY DISKS:
A SHORT PARAGRAPH DESCRIBING YOUR SHOES:
A HOBBY THAT A COUSIN OF YOURS HAS:
FAVORITE HOT FUDGE SUNDAE TOPPING:
WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE SAID IN PAST 34 HRS.:
LEAST FAVORITE GENRE OF MOVIE:
THE WORST DREAM YOU'VE HAD:
YOGURT:
FAVORITE PAIR OF PANTS:
TYPE OF FRUIT YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO SMASH WITH A HAMMER:
SIGNATURE FROM THE BIGGEST YARD IN YOUR YARD:
eww forms!!
Couldn't it be a little bit more easy?
I don't know anything anymore. :P
While what you're trying to do isn't very easy. So the form matches that. (By the way the answers don't matter, BUT if you have some pretty good answers you get.....a special super secret prize!)
Becuase like the sands in an hour glass, these are...THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES! ;D
Sorry, I just had to say that. lol :P
when are the holes be drilled for the train?
NAME: Deloria
NICKNAME: De
UNIQUE QUALITIES: I'm crazy
FAVORITE COLOR: Purple
COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE WATER: Too cheap and too much chlorine in it.
HOW TO IMPROVE FLOPPY DISKS: Make them smaller and easier to keep track of.
A SHORT PARAGRAPH DESCRIBING YOUR SHOES: My shoes are somewhat muddy, since the snow's just melting and that causes the ground to be wet and the dirt to turn into mud. My shoes are pink, sparkly, and embroidered. I bought my shoes about two weeks ago. I consider them fairly new.
A HOBBY THAT A COUSIN OF YOURS HAS: My cousin likes to go out a lot.
FAVORITE HOT FUDGE SUNDAE TOPPING: Caramel sauce
WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE SAID IN PAST 34 HRS.: "Have you decided to become pessimistic yet?!" :P
LEAST FAVORITE GENRE OF MOVIE: Action
THE WORST DREAM YOU'VE HAD: ET sliced off my foot with a pair of gardening shears :P
YOGURT: Kiwi
FAVORITE PAIR OF PANTS: Diesel jeans
TYPE OF FRUIT YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO SMASH WITH A HAMMER:
A chinese fruit I just know of as "Smelly".
SIGNATURE FROM THE BIGGEST YARD IN YOUR YARD:
(minified 36 inches, 3 feet, 1 yard :P)
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Oh! Can I fill out the form? Can I? PLEEEEAAAAAAAAASE? :D
NAME: HRH Princess Rosella of Daventry
NICKNAME: Well, sometimes I go by Kelsey. :P
UNIQUE QUALITIES: I rule Daventry! Duh! I'm also extremely fabulous. :D
FAVORITE COLOR: B-b-b-blue!!
COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE WATER: There's WAY too much chlorine. And it tastes SWEET! Gosh!
HOW TO IMPROVE FLOPPY DISKS: Make them BIGGER and easier to keep track of. XD
A SHORT PARAGRAPH DESCRIBING YOUR SHOES: The very bottom is grey, periwinkle, and navy blue. There are two white stripes near the toe, and one near the heel. There's a big white indent near where the arch of the foot would be. On the out side of the bottom, there's a periwinkle N, for New Balance. On the in side of the bottom, there are 3 periwinkle dot things. On the in side it's dark gray, light grey, periwinkle, and silver. There's another N for New Balance. On the out side of the shoe, it's the same, only with 490 written on a little blob. On the top, the tongue is light gray, white, and dark grey. It has 490, New Balance written on it in periwinkle. The laces are really faded and blah-colored. There's a little periwinkle N on the outside corner of the top. :D Overall, it's deathly faded and dirty. :P
A HOBBY THAT A COUSIN OF YOURS HAS:
Tariq likes to watch Power Rangers. :P
FAVORITE HOT FUDGE SUNDAE TOPPING:
Whipped cream!! :D
WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE SAID IN PAST 34 HRS.:
FOP! ON A MUFFIN!
LEAST FAVORITE GENRE OF MOVIE:
Horror...
THE WORST DREAM YOU'VE HAD:
I was a princess, and I lived in a happy castle and I had a unicorn. It was my friend's birthday, so I was going to buy her a necklace. I had a coupon, so I could afford it, but then the coupon fell out of a window of a tower! :o
YOGURT: a fermented, slightly acidic, often flavored, semisolid food made of whole or skimmed cow's milk and milk solids to which cultures of bacteria of the genus Lactobacillus (L. bulgarius) and Streptococcus (S. thermophilus) have been added
FAVORITE PAIR OF PANTS: Mudd jeans with bright pink and lime green threads decorating the pockets and the in side of the legs.
TYPE OF FRUIT YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO SMASH WITH A HAMMER: Uh....NOT MANGO! Definitely not mango.
SIGNATURE FROM THE BIGGEST YARD IN YOUR YARD:
Le yard.
*wonders if she won anything*
I better have won something. :P
For the "essay" on your shoes? :P
I'm just glad your title's Her Royal Highness, not Her Serene Highness. *hates that title and all it represents* :P
The Great and the Least, The Rich and the Poor, The Weak and the Strong,
In Sickness and in Health, In Joy and Sorrow, In Tragedy and Triumph,
You are ALL MY CHILDREN
OH DARNET THERE I GO AGAIN! IT'S LIKE A ILLNESS I SWEAR! :P
about the floppy disks, who needs 'em anyways?
Quote from: Father Ghostface on April 07, 2006, 04:57:57 PM
The Great and the Least, The Rich and the Poor, The Weak and the Strong,
In Sickness and in Health, In Joy and Sorrow, In Tragedy and Triumph,
You are ALL MY CHILDREN
OH DARNET THERE I GO AGAIN! IT'S LIKE A ILLNESS I SWEAR! :P
It is an illness. That's why you're here. :P
Please tell me theres a treatment!!! I've been bitten by the soap bug I hate to admit.......... :-\ :-X :-[
There is...but they won't give it to you unless yopu swear a solemn oath not to eat chocolate, have clicky pens, ring bells, listen to crazy bus...ect :P
my form:
NAME: Icarus
NICKNAME: Mentera
UNIQUE QUALITIES: going crazy whitout a reason
FAVORITE COLOR: black or shadow colors
COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE WATER: the water is to wet
HOW TO IMPROVE FLOPPY DISKS: put some 3d images on it
A SHORT PARAGRAPH DESCRIBING YOUR SHOES: at least 10 sizes to big, pointy noses and looking funny
A HOBBY THAT A COUSIN OF YOURS HAS: playing whit my laundry :P
FAVORITE HOT FUDGE SUNDAE TOPPING: bugs
WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE SAID IN PAST 34 HRS.: dream on
LEAST FAVORITE GENRE OF MOVIE: love :'(
THE WORST DREAM YOU'VE HAD: images of my past
YOGURT: whit slime
FAVORITE PAIR OF PANTS: 3 sizes to short
TYPE OF FRUIT YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO SMASH WITH A HAMMER: coconut ;D
SIGNATURE FROM THE BIGGEST YARD IN YOUR YARD:
graveyard 7
Quote from: Deloria on April 08, 2006, 01:57:53 AM
There is...but they won't give it to you unless yopu swear a solemn oath not to eat chocolate, have clicky pens, ring bells, listen to crazy bus...ect :P
I solemnly swear on lasagna!!!!!!!!!!
Lasagna? Interesting. *takes out notebook* Please explain. :P
HE'S A CHEESEHEAD! :P
LASAGNA HAS CHEESE IN IT!!!
HE'S GOING TO WORSHIP THE CHEESE! :P
YAY!
Will he worship the bigg cheese in the sky?
I call that cheese the moon. :P
Lasagna is related to Squirrels! And squirrels have fuzzy tails, that's why duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! :suffer: lol
Quote from: Father Ghostface on April 09, 2006, 12:26:37 PM
Lasagna is related to Squirrels! And squirrels have fuzzy tails, that's why duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! :suffer: lol
XD obviously. How silly of me to have overlooked that :P
The manager would like to aplogize for staying away a whole week, but he was suffering from (and still is, but less) a degenerated flu, therefor a cold with a pinch of flu. :-XQuote from: icarus on March 31, 2006, 11:38:51 AMThe railroad track needs more power. Probably get only rechargeable batteries.
Rechargeable batteries? For a model railroad track? This model railroad track needs far more power than you can get with those batteries! :scholar:
However, I can see I've attacched it to the wrong power outlet. I'll have it fixed ASAP. Sorry for the inconvenience. 8)
Quote from: Pacman928 on April 02, 2006, 09:39:49 PMzelly's fixing a room. :P
All patient rooms have been 'fixed' to their owner's convenience when you moved here. All other changes must be approved by the staff and will be done by Asylum personnel. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2006, 04:06:51 AM* Locks the door of his room quickly *
It's impossible to lock the biometric field, you doofus! :pokerface: :P
Quote from: icarus on April 06, 2006, 12:09:58 AMand can we drill some more holes so everyone can let the train drive trough there room if they want?
You can't, but holes will be provided for, and will be sealed off with biometric fields meaning only the train can pass through. :pleased:
Ehrm, what is the purpose of these forms passing around again? :-\
Quote from: Father Ghostface on April 09, 2006, 12:26:37 PMLasagna is related to Squirrels! And squirrels have fuzzy tails, that's why duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! :suffer: lol
Lollotte, good luck with this one! 8)
The Manager will now retreat into to his private chambers and ride out his current physical troubles (hopefully soon).
* plays again whit the switch of CC's internet connection *
If he does it again I'll put off. before the minute is over
(Only an evil person like me can do such a thing) :P
Quack!
I FOUND A MOP!
Zelly Deloria tonight 12 o'clock during the changing of the guard cats watch the train..... ::)
Quote from: Father Ghostface on April 09, 2006, 07:43:44 PM
Quack!
I FOUND A MOP!
*records behavior* This is an interesting case. Hmm...I'll make my diagnosis soon.
SKIP TO MY LOO MY DARLING!
...AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT HOME! :suffer:
Home to your padded cell? :P
And Bacon with a three sided cracker! :suffer:
This place seems pretty crazy ::)
It's an Asylum, most of us here are crazy. :P
People are constantly trying to break out.
For Leopold's eyes only!
[spoiler] Tonight, watch the train! [/spoiler]
kedegedeng kedegedeng kedegedeng whoo hoo ::)
Lollotte! There's slime dripping through the window :-\ THE SNAILS ARE STILL OUTSIDE AND ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calm down, it's just raining.
Quote from: Lollotte on April 11, 2006, 11:59:59 AM
Calm down, it's just raining.
Then why are the windows all slimed up? THE SNAILS ARE BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wasn't it the steam from the train?
Oh. You're right :P
*watches train*
Lollotte, I was wondering, could I have a parteh in Etheria because I'm not *quite* so insane anymore as I was a few posts ago? :P
You became sane in 35 minutes? :o
XD
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 09, 2006, 04:10:05 PM* plays again whit the switch of CC's internet connection *
Ain't no switch on the DSL router. The only way you can switch it off is if you unplug the electricity. :scholar:
BTW, if it only were that simple, by flipping a switch. :-X
Quote from: icarus on April 01, 2006, 05:00:29 AMhttp://www.millan.net/funp/cards/lovecats.html
I found this movie about two guard cats skipping duty
Got a chance to view this flash @work, because @home it took longer than my alloted timeframe, and I can now say those cats are not part of the guard cats. They're not black. 8)
Quote from: icarus on April 10, 2006, 02:34:15 AMZelly Deloria tonight 12 o'clock during the changing of the guard cats watch the train..... ::)
Guard cats end their shift and other begin their shift every hour, but only a small number of them. The rest just keep working until their shift is over. In their off-time, they can watch the model train as much as they like. On duty however, no watching the train. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on April 11, 2006, 12:17:17 AMIt's an Asylum, most of us here are crazy. :P
Excuse me, most of
my patients are
insane, not just crazy. We're all crazy, even the managing staff, but we're not all insane. :scholar:
PS: What's a newbie with only 14 posts doing in the VIP-section? ::)
Quote from: Deloria on April 11, 2006, 04:13:30 AMTHE SNAILS ARE STILL OUTSIDE AND ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well duh, ofcourse they're still alive! Where did you get the idea they were not? However, they've all passed now. :pokerface:
Quote from: Yonkey on April 11, 2006, 02:55:51 PMYou became sane in 35 minutes? :o
She said:
Quote from: Deloria on April 11, 2006, 12:43:19 PMa few posts
, not one. :scholar:
:zzz:
I meant along these lines:
Quote from: Deloria on March 30, 2006, 08:45:47 AM
I found out what was causing the walls to move: THE SNAILS!!!! THEY'RE SLIMING UP EVERYTHING AND THEY'VE COVERED THE BUILDING SO IT MOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *runs around screming bloody murder*
and
Quote from: Deloria on March 30, 2006, 11:01:15 AM
THE SNAILS ARE BACK!!! AND THE SKY IS FALLING!!! AND THE WALLS ARE MOVING!!!! AND I'M NOT GETTING ANY SPOILERS!!! HELP!!!
XD
But yes, the one CC quoted aswell. I'm perfectly sane! BUT THE SNAILS ARE STILL THERE!!!!!!!!!! AND CC I THOUGHT THE FALLING SKY WOULD HAVE KILLED THEM OR THE FACT THAT IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE! :P
Quote from: copycat on April 11, 2006, 03:23:48 PM
PS: What's a newbie with only 14 posts doing in the VIP-section? ::)
That newbie is King Leopold. He's VIP because he's a monarch! :P
Therefore, he can post in the VIP section.
As to the party in Etheria, not until you are perfectly well and Oberon and Titania are no longer afraid that you will accost them. :P
Blame my parents. :suffer:
Absolutely not. :P
PA-tato!
I pronounce it: "pa-TATE-OH" :P ::)
This (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters.php) should clear up any pronounciation differences. :)
XD
Thanks ::) :P
Now about the snails...THEY'RE STILL HERE!
They are?! I'll get em!
Tonight, we'll be eating escargot! :P
They're giant snails! how will you fit them into the pot? :P
using his man-eater pot? ??? ::)
Farquhar's not a cannibal! Is he? *runs* :P
Of course I'm not a cannibal.
I just happen to have a massive cauldron that should be just the right size for the snails. :P
I knew Lollotte wouldn't employ a cannibal! :P
No, I wouldn't.
I knew you were far too nice for that :P
Quote from: Deloria on April 12, 2006, 09:11:10 AM
I knew Lollotte wouldn't employ a cannibal! :P
Right... that's CC's job. ;)
I'm not too sure about CC...:P He might.
No, he wouldn't. He's too organized. :P
Mabye he has some things in common with cannibals...:P
(and mabye the game's going to be ready next week...:P)
I love how you subtly compared the likelinesses of those two statements. :P
Quote from: Deloria on April 11, 2006, 03:29:16 PMBUT THE SNAILS ARE STILL THERE!!!!!!!!!! AND CC I THOUGHT THE FALLING SKY WOULD HAVE KILLED THEM OR THE FACT THAT IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE! :P
The snail force has passed on, and the sky is not falling. You are clearly not acting any saner than you were a few posts ago. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on April 11, 2006, 03:29:16 PMThat newbie is King Leopold. He's VIP because he's a monarch! :P
Therefore, he can post in the VIP section.
King Leopold I, II and II are all dead. It's King Albert II now. :scholar:
Quote from: Louisiana Night on April 12, 2006, 11:41:39 AM
Quote from: Deloria on April 12, 2006, 09:11:10 AM
I knew Lollotte wouldn't employ a cannibal! :P
Right... that's CC's job. ;)
Yes, it is my job to hire and lay off employees but no, I wouldn't employ a cannibal.
Quote from: Farquhar on April 12, 2006, 08:11:05 AMThey are?! I'll get em!
Tonight, we'll be eating escargot! :P
Please don't get too carried away with Deloria's clear hallucinations. Ofcourse, if eating escargots helps here to realize the snails are actually not there, all is good. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on April 12, 2006, 11:42:41 AMI'm not too sure about CC...:P He might.
Hey! :evil:
Quote from: Lollotte on April 12, 2006, 12:16:42 PMNo, he wouldn't. He's too organized. :P
The 'too' describes me perfectly. 8)
;D You are a boss with a very unique and agreeable personality! ;D
Well, I don't believe him! :P *continues halucinating* :P
Quote from: Farquhar on April 12, 2006, 08:11:05 AM
Tonight, we'll be eating escargot! :P
Escargot?!?!?!?! Eeeww :X
Besides, we can't eat the poor wittle glomby womblies.... Can I have one for a pet? Can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I,
can I, can I, can I, can I?*hums to herself*
Hey Lollotte, can I have that paint and tape yet? I just want to decorate my room some.
Oh and Farquhar, I'd like my decaffeinated Reese's Peanut Butter Cup now, it's after the tenth.
Pssst Icarus and Deloria
[spoiler] What if I don't want to escape?[/spoiler]
*hums to herself*
*SINGING*
I'M TOO FAT FOR YOU!!
YOUR TOO FAT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :suffer:
Pssst Zelly
[spoiler] You don't? ??? outside are more giant snails you can have as pet than you can have in the asylum ::) but if you really don't want to go don't get in the train...[/spoiler]
*hums to himself*
doing nothing
hum hum hum
totally innocent
Escargot is good! ;D
Anyway, everyone calm down and relax!
*Gives Zelly her decaffeinated Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.*
Quote from: icarus on April 12, 2006, 10:51:26 PM
Pssst Zelly
[spoiler] You don't? ??? outside are more giant snails you can have as pet than you can have in the asylum ::) but if you really don't want to go don't get in the train...[/spoiler]
Psssst icarus [spoiler] I did't say I didn't want to.....I was just wondering about if I didn't :P[/spoiler]
Thank you Farq. ;D
And Lollotte, escargot is
NOT good.... it's yucky! :X
Snails should be pets.....not food!
*goes back to humming*
[Pssst Zelly
[spoiler] Didn't said you shouldn't try to. I already have tree tame giant snails for you if you want them. [/spoiler]
hum hum noting happened
?? why are my hands so slimy ::)
*grins*
Humm ho humm glomby womby humm
* comes out of his room whit a bucket of worms and a pole *
I always wanted to do some fishing here.
I hope I catch a gaurdcat or two. :P
I smell something fishy :P
Yes somthing is fishy around here...and that's Farquhar and the guard cats' dinner.
1. THERE ARE NO GIANT SNAILS. Icarus, you were touching the pond tiles outside.
2. Take a deep breath...and let calm wash over you.
I wish I wish I was a fish! :suffer:
Quote from: Father Ghostface on April 15, 2006, 02:45:50 PM
I wish I wish I was a fish! :suffer:
definitely at the right place here thingking your a fish. It is oke if you think your a goblin, an elf an troll or an orc but a fish that's crazy :P
i think that i'm a goblin!! yay!
Quote from: Lollotte on April 12, 2006, 07:19:16 PM;D You are a boss with a very unique and agreeable personality! ;D
Why, thank you very much! ;]
Quote from: icarus on April 12, 2006, 10:51:26 PM[spoiler]but if you really don't want to go don't get in the train...[/spoiler]
First of all, you won't fit through the holes in the wall I made for the train to pass through. Secondly, the biometric field I placed at those holes won't let any patient through (or even staff, for that matter), even if you were small enough. :pleased:
Quote from: Lollotte on April 13, 2006, 11:09:29 AMEscargot is good! ;D
Actually, I only tolerate them when they're alive and roaming free in nature, not when whey're dead and I have to eat them. :X
Quote from: icarus on April 14, 2006, 02:02:38 PM[spoiler]I already have tree tame giant snails for you if you want them. [/spoiler]
*CC's security monitors notice
three slimy occupants in icarus's room*
You are only allowed to have
one pet, so two of them will have to go. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 15, 2006, 07:39:48 AM* comes out of his room whit a bucket of worms and a pole *
I hope I catch a gaurdcat or two. :P
Guardcats with worms? Not a chance! 8)
Quote from: icarus on April 15, 2006, 03:00:56 PMdefinitely at the right place here thingking your a fish. It is oke if you think your a goblin, an elf an troll or an orc but a fish that's crazy :P
Not crazy, insane. ;D
:zzz:
You're welcome CC. Any time.
Anyways, I better ask Farquhar to come around for dinner...
But if there are no giant snails....then what shall we have? :-\ :P
You decide. You are our kitchen staff, after all. :P
can you make lasagna?
Quote from: Farquhar on April 17, 2006, 06:08:36 PM
But if there are no giant snails....then what shall we have? :-\ :P
Salmon! :D
eww. fish. :P
(Note to LN... I'm just visiting! Maybe I could be the food delivery guy. ;))
(refuses to be locked up) :suffer:
Why is the note for me?
I don't decide who gets locked up in here, I couldn't even get myself locked up when I tried. ;P
Well, you have the List anyway. XD
Quote from: Farquhar on April 17, 2006, 06:08:36 PM
But if there are no giant snails....then what shall we have? :-\ :P
chocolat cake? ::) :o :P
Fat chance :P, it's more likely that Lollotte would have you released. I WANT OUT OF HERE! Bushie, relish your freedom and help me get out of here! Please! :P
Quote from: Deloria on April 18, 2006, 10:34:59 AM
Fat chance :P, it's more likely that Lollotte would have you released. I WANT OUT OF HERE! Bushie, relish your freedom and help me get out of here! Please! :P
well I could try it maybe Lollotte allows it for once :P or :suffer:
Lollotte! May I order some books over Amazon? I'm bored.
Sorry, I'm only allowed to visit as long as I don't free any asylum residents whileI'm here... but they didn't say anything about whatever happens after I leave... ;)
*spills some heavy acid in the janitor's closet that breaks open a tunnel that leads to a farm in Arkansas*
a way out jippie.... he what does that guardcat do on the end of the tunnel? ???
Quote from: Farquhar on April 17, 2006, 06:08:36 PM
But if there are no giant snails....then what shall we have? :-\ :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on April 17, 2006, 06:52:43 PM
can you make lasagna?
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 17, 2006, 08:10:07 PM
Salmon! :D
How about Lasagna, with a bit of salmon on the side for those who want it, and vice versa? :)
Quote from: icarus on April 18, 2006, 09:58:16 AM
chocolat cake? ::) :o :P
If you haven't already had your monthly decaffeinated chocolate, a slice would probably be fine, otherwise I'm afraid you'll have to wait.
Quote from: Farquhar on April 19, 2006, 03:54:57 AM
Quote from: icarus on April 18, 2006, 09:58:16 AM
chocolate cake? ::) :o :P
If you haven't already had your monthly decaffeinated chocolate, a slice would probably be fine, otherwise I'm afraid you'll have to wait.
no really ::) (cleans his face..... )
*Sips on his mug of coffee while watching asylum patients run around in their cells frantically* XD
Quote from: Louisiana Night on April 18, 2006, 06:20:50 AMWhy is the note for me?
I don't decide who gets locked up in here,
Indeed, that would be
my job. :scholar:
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 18, 2006, 05:41:33 PMSorry, I'm only allowed to visit as long as I don't free any asylum residents whileI'm here... but they didn't say anything about whatever happens after I leave... ;)
You wouldn't even be able to free any Asylum residents if you tried. With every new wing/floor new security measures are taken. :pleased:
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 18, 2006, 05:41:33 PM*spills some heavy acid in the janitor's closet that breaks open a tunnel that leads to a farm in Arkansas*
a) you can't get into the janitor's closet, that's a restricted area only authorized personeel can enter, and you're not personnal, and certainly not authorized
b) even the floor of the 1st floor (ground floor) was acid proof, and that was no different in the 2nd wing, nor it is different on the 3rd floor. :pleased:
Quote from: icarus on April 19, 2006, 03:30:51 AMa way out jippie.... he what does that guardcat do on the end of the tunnel? ???
That's no tunnel, that's just the hallway leading to the visiting area. Only patients that have a visitor can enter the visiting area, that's why there's a guardcat, so patients can't disrupt ahother patient's visit. :scholar:
Quote from: racx_00 on April 19, 2006, 02:07:57 PM*Sips on his mug of coffee while watching asylum patients run around in their cells frantically* XD
Why are you watchting taped recordings of patients running around in their cells frantically? :pokerface:
:zzz:
I'm studying patients actions, and what amy cause them do it, and how frequently they do it. Anyway it's extra research I do during my breaks. :D ::)
Racx...You can let me out of here can't you? :P ::)
*takes happy pill*
It took me a while but I caught a imagenary fish.
And a gaurdcat ate that fish so I caught the gaurdcat instead ;D
Poor imaginary fish.... :'(
Ummmm..... Can our pets have pets??
If not can they be admitted as patients thus gaining the right to have one pet?
Okay! *invites her other cat to be her cat's pet in the Asylum* Biri says she'll be delighted :P
Quote from: Deloria on April 19, 2006, 11:56:34 PM
Racx...You can let me out of here can't you? :P ::)
*takes happy pill*
I think you're gaining an addiction to the happy pill. :-\
I cannot allow you to have anymore, I'm sorry! But as an asylum staff member I need to take care of patients, not make them more ill. ;P
Nonsense! The last one I had was apges and pages ago. Anyway, I need them. :P
Exactly you need them! That is a clear sign of addiction! I cannot allow you to use happy pills or injections from now on. :P
*sips on coffee*
he racks that's no cofee that is slime from my pet snail :P
Ack
*covers the snail in salt* :P
You meany. He couldn't help it that he's slimy....
can I have a new giant snail as pet? :'(
Actually I'm going to revive him for you! If I fail though, we'll have to get Lollotte to use her Enchantress powers to bring him back! ;)
But, being here...it's depressing. Being cooped up in one room, never seeing the outside world. :'( It's not really an addiction. :-\
Well maybe you should go outside, into the asylum garden. Talk with the other patients and have some fun! :D
I'll let you out there. ;D
Hi Delly. This is such a nice retirement home, isn't it? 8)
Quote from: Deloria on April 20, 2006, 11:30:37 AM
But, being here...it's depressing. Being cooped up in one room, never seeing the outside world. :'( It's not really an addiction. :-\
*paints your walls with special animating paint that looks like birds moving about and such*
Quote from: Jafar on April 20, 2006, 12:11:44 PM
Hi Delly. This is such a nice retirement home, isn't it? 8)
So that's what it is...I always wondered.
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 20, 2006, 09:43:58 PM
Quote from: Deloria on April 20, 2006, 11:30:37 AM
But, being here...it's depressing. Being cooped up in one room, never seeing the outside world. :'( It's not really an addiction. :-\
*paints your walls with special animating paint that looks like birds moving about and such*
Thanks.
is there some paint that makes my room as dark as night whit the idea of having torts light?
I think I have amnesia...Last I remember, I was a fourteen-year-old girl that spent way to much time online, and now I'm old, crippled and 80 :P
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES POST IN THE ASYLUM!!!
If you do, you'll never get out again. Welcome BTW. :P
Quote from: Deloria on April 21, 2006, 08:23:13 AM
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES POST IN THE ASYLUM!!!
If you do, you'll never get out again. Welcome BTW. :P
Not nessecarily. I heard of one person who actually left the Asylum. However, if I told you how, that would be helpful, so I can't say any more. :P
Fiddlesticks! All that old and feeble stuff is in your head. With the right mindset, you can easily surpass the young whippersnappers! :P
What's wrong with being helpful? :P
*surpasses young windsnappers* Now what? I'm still old and crippled and 80 :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 20, 2006, 03:05:39 AMIt took me a while but I caught a imagenary fish.
And a gaurdcat ate that fish so I caught the gaurdcat instead ;D
Guardcats don't eat imaginary fish. They know better than to believe in that. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on April 20, 2006, 06:03:29 AMOkay! *invites her other cat to be her cat's pet in the Asylum* Biri says she'll be delighted :P
Which staff member approved of pets having pets? Let me give you a hint: the number representing it has an oval shape.
*kicks Biri out* :evil:
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 20, 2006, 09:43:58 PM*paints your walls with special animating paint that looks like birds moving about and such*
Who appointed you Asylum painter? Anyway, it's no good painting the walls of the visiting room for Deloria, she isn't the only one receiving visitors. You can't paint the patient's rooms either because you don't have access to them. Even if you got into the patient section, you still wouldn't get past the biometric field. :pleased:
*removes paint from visiting room walls*
Quote from: Deloria on April 21, 2006, 12:02:47 AM
Quote from: Jafar on April 20, 2006, 12:11:44 PM
Hi Delly. This is such a nice retirement home, isn't it? 8)
So that's what it is...I always wondered.
Yet another hallucination... *sigh*
:zzz:
But it was pretty! I want it back! OB was just beng nice and you're ebil! :P
Yeah he is being rather evil! But everyone has gotta be evil at some point. :P
Quote from: copycat on April 22, 2006, 03:14:32 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 20, 2006, 03:05:39 AMIt took me a while but I caught a imagenary fish.
And a gaurdcat ate that fish so I caught the gaurdcat instead ;D
Guardcats don't eat imaginary fish. They know better than to believe in that. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on April 20, 2006, 06:03:29 AMOkay! *invites her other cat to be her cat's pet in the Asylum* Biri says she'll be delighted :P
Which staff member approved of pets having pets? Let me give you a hint: the number representing it has an oval shape.
*kicks Biri out* :evil:
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 20, 2006, 09:43:58 PM*paints your walls with special animating paint that looks like birds moving about and such*
Who appointed you Asylum painter? Anyway, it's no good painting the walls of the visiting room for Deloria, she isn't the only one receiving visitors. You can't paint the patient's rooms either because you don't have access to them. Even if you got into the patient section, you still wouldn't get past the biometric field. :pleased:
*removes paint from visiting room walls*
Every time there's an either there has to be an "or" after proving some point, in this case there isn't. *makes a citizens arrest*
Who else is receiving visitors?
Quote from: Deloria on April 23, 2006, 06:37:44 AM
Every time there's an either there has to be an "or" after proving some point, in this case there isn't. *makes a citizens arrest*
Who else is recieving visitors?
I would throw you in spelling jail but I'm not one of the spelling police so... RUN FOR IT!! :P
*runs for it* Please modify your post Jason, if you value them :P
I value them as much as I do my life. :P
Well...? :P
My life is unimportant to me. :P
Well, your life is equally trivial to me! :P
Look! A three-headed Cesar! :o
César's a dragon?! HELP!!!!!! :P
No, as in three-headed-monkey. XD
César's a monkey!? Now I'm REALLY scared! HELP!!!!!!!!!!! :P
LOL! :suffer:
And all Yonkey's doing is posting Suffer's!!!!!! (although, that's really nothing new :P)
third floor of an asylum. it must be pretty big.
Welcome- Aaaaaaaaagh! :o
XD
Are the snails back?! THE SNAILS ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!
just my pet snail who racx put in the salt.... :'(
He's alive again!
THE SNAILS ARE BACK! DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND THAT?!
Quote from: Deloria on April 23, 2006, 06:37:44 AMEvery time there's an either there has to be an "or" after proving some point, in this case there isn't. *makes a citizens arrest*
Says who? ::)
Quote from: Deloria on April 23, 2006, 06:37:44 AMWho else is receiving visitors?
Doctor-patient confidentiality prohibits me from mentioning their names. 8)
Quote from: Aaaaaaaaagh Ughhhhh Smith on April 23, 2006, 12:15:51 PMthird floor of an asylum. it must be pretty big.
Yes it is, I'd give you a tour but the first floor, second wing, and second floor are being remodeled to be ready when the game is released and this forum gets flooded with insane players. :P
Quote from: Yonkey on April 23, 2006, 12:43:49 PMI guess he had a sweet tooth. :P
You must mean a sour tooth. ;D Salt is not exactly sweet. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on April 23, 2006, 12:51:30 PMTHE SNAILS ARE BACK! DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND THAT?!
One snail does not equal snail
s. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: Deloria on April 23, 2006, 12:51:30 PM
THE SNAILS ARE BACK! DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND THAT?!
STAMPEDE! :o
Stand back!
I'll handle this. The rest of you find a safe place to hide.
Say goodbye, vile snails! YAAAAA!
/me yells "Hey Kool-aid!" and crashes into a padded wall
!!1
How dare you post such horribly lies about the Asylum! :o :o :o
Just go there! they give free candy to everyone!! :P
Quote from: Jafar on April 23, 2006, 09:08:56 PM
Stand back!
I'll handle this. The rest of you find a safe place to hide.
Say goodbye, vile snails! YAAAAA!
/me yells "Hey Kool-aid!" and crashes into a padded wall
What have you done? did you just hit the power cable?
don't look if you just had some food it looks discusting this burned cable (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a311/icarus1980/257bb367.jpg)
EDIT (By Yonkey): Forum stretching. :P
That's disgusting!
Quote from: Say on April 24, 2006, 08:02:21 AM
!!1
How dare you post such horribly lies about the Asylum! :o :o :o
Just go there! they give free candy to everyone!! :P
XD
[spoiler] Considering how Lollotte hates anything that isn't healthy...I doubt it :P[/spoiler]
I'm sorry Say, it was a lie. The Asylum is a wonderful, happy place. With a wonderful owner, Manannan-I mean Bob. There have never been any snails and everything there is peaceful, people get daily happy pills, nothing goes wrong, and everyone's sane. Right? :P
Mmm.... blood pudding.
Quote from: Deloria on April 24, 2006, 09:35:08 AM
There have never been any snails and everything there is peaceful, people get daily happy pills, nothing goes wrong, and everyone's sane. Right? :P
Well I can't say that I'm mentally stable at the moment. :P
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 23, 2006, 08:05:06 PM
Quote from: Deloria on April 23, 2006, 12:51:30 PMTHE SNAILS ARE BACK! DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND THAT?!
STAMPEDE! :o
This hallucination of Deloria is spreading with the speed of a stampede you must mean. :pokerface:
THERE IS NO STAMPEDE, IT HAS PASSED A LONG TIME AGO!!!Quote from: racx_00 on April 24, 2006, 01:35:18 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 24, 2006, 11:35:09 AMMmm.... blood pudding.
I can arrange that. ;D
I advise you not to interfere with the work of the Asylum waiter, Farquhar. He might not to too pleased if he finds out about that, and the last thing I want is a feud between two of my staff members. :scholar:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on April 24, 2006, 03:06:28 PM
THERE IS NO STAMPEDE, IT HAS PASSED A LONG TIME AGO!!!
And it took a
long time to pass as well. ;-D
Okay, okay, Mango was released from the Asylum once. If you want to know how, ask Bob. :P
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU LIVE IN SHOE AND YOU AIN'T GOT NO SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? :suffer:
No, Mango just thinks she was released. ;)
You sing?
*sings a little Soul Music*
Well, to tell you the truth, she WAS locked up again... :P
Quote from: copycat on April 24, 2006, 03:06:28 PM
I advise you not to interfere with the work of the Asylum waiter, Farquhar. He might not to too pleased if he finds out about that, and the last thing I want is a feud between two of my staff members. :scholar:
:zzz:
Yes, there shall be
no blood in our pudding! :P
Puts some red sauce in the pudding.
Well it ain't blood but it sure looks like it now. ::)
Supposedly milk and red food dye makes a good looking fake blood.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 25, 2006, 03:10:42 AM
Puts some red sauce in the pudding.
Well it ain't blood but it sure looks like it now. ::)
Yeah but that doesn't involve me beating someone senseless. :'(
You can beat the pudding senseless. XD
Or you can beat his highscore in Galaga....
Quote from: Yonkey on April 25, 2006, 02:03:50 PM
You can beat the pudding senseless. XD
Well I'll beat the pudding for now, but when I get bored, I'll need something new to beat senseless. :P
a bag filled whit sand good enough?
Does it bleed and scream? ::) XD
well it can screem if you want. And if you use your glue you can stick some bags of red paint on it. ;D
I'll see how it goes, but if I get bored of it I'll need something more real. :P
Like Manannan? :P
I think we should take an asylum field trip to Etheria to see the Supah Dupah Almighty Cookie. :P
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 24, 2006, 08:05:10 PMNo, Mango just thinks she was released. ;)
No, she really WAS released. 8)
Quote from: Jafar on April 25, 2006, 12:57:06 AMWell, to tell you the truth, she WAS locked up again... :P
But, alas, she relapsed, so I had to put her back in again. :-\
Quote from: racx_00 on April 25, 2006, 11:13:06 AMYeah but that doesn't involve me beating someone senseless. :'(
I won't allow you beating a patient senseless anyway, no matter how insane they're acting. We're here to make them
better, not
worse. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on April 25, 2006, 10:20:47 PMWELL THEN IT'S BACK!!!![/b]
*gets released* Hey, where is Lollotte, anyway?
The horde of snails is only going one way, and seeing as how slow they go, they can't have gotten around the world and be back here yet. :pokerface:
Who signed your release form? Let me see that... :stop:
Quote from: Rosella on April 26, 2006, 02:17:29 PMI think we should take an asylum field trip to Etheria to see the Supah Dupah Almighty Cookie. :P
If Deloria agrees to be your guide, and you don't mind a few guardcats tagging along just in case, that request is granted. 8)
:zzz:
am i still in here? did i escape yet? you cant make me eat the fishies!!
There not fishies, their GOLD FISHIES! BWAMUHOOHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! :suffer:
*paints the place pink* :D
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 26, 2006, 07:50:56 PM
*paints the place pink* :D
Weren't you prohibited from painting anything? ;P
Quote from: copycat on April 26, 2006, 02:57:00 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on April 25, 2006, 11:13:06 AMYeah but that doesn't involve me beating someone senseless. :'(
I won't allow you beating a patient senseless anyway, no matter how insane they're acting. We're here to make them better, not worse. :scholar:
Well I wasn't going to beat a patient but if you insist... ;P
Ooh yes, I also want to go to Etheria again!
Quote from: Yonkey on April 26, 2006, 08:49:41 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 26, 2006, 07:50:56 PM
*paints the place pink* :D
Weren't you prohibited from painting anything? ;P
I was? *checks his memory banks*
* Sells all the paint he still has in his room * :P
I haven't given them any paint. ::)
* starts a new bussiness called "bats and other pets" *
Let's find some bat's and other pets to sell to everyone. ;D
I want an octopus! :P
I want a seahorse so I can ride him/her
My octopus is going to be pink and furry
:P
Quote from: Deloria on April 27, 2006, 11:06:53 AM
My octopus is going to be pink and furry
:P
* Uses a lot of glue and paper to make a real looking pink octopus and uses some of the hairballs of the gaurdcats to make it furry *
One pink octopus. :P
Quote from: icarus on April 27, 2006, 10:37:36 AM
I want a seahorse so I can ride him/her
* uses all his creativeness to make of a gaurdcat a real looking seahorse *
Well that should do it. XD
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 27, 2006, 11:54:52 AM
Quote from: Deloria on April 27, 2006, 11:06:53 AM
My octopus is going to be pink and furry
:P
* Uses a lot of glue and paper to make a real looking pink octopus and uses some of the hairballs of the gaurdcats to make it furry *
One pink octopus. :P
Quote from: icarus on April 27, 2006, 10:37:36 AM
I want a seahorse so I can ride him/her
* uses all his creativeness to make of a gaurdcat a real looking seahorse *
Well that should do it. XD
XD
A guardhorse :D! :P
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a311/icarus1980/b27fd827.jpg)
is this your octopus? I found it while I was riding my seacat/horse.
look how cute he is:
-blue hair?
-pink dress??
--yellow face ::)
No :P
Mine has pink fur, a purple dress and seashell earrings, besides, mine's a she, that's just her sibling :P
How is your seacat? It's adorabible from the way you've discribed it :P
that was a discription of octo
Is Octo her borhter? :P
could be you could ask your octopus ;D
She says no, it's her fianceé and as she's a royal octopus, there's going to be a royal wedding and we're all invited :P
is she going to merry octo? ???
Yes, ;P If they're lucky the wedding will be in Chamber, if not, they'll have to go with the closet *shudders*
Or they could hold it HERE:
(http://www.avatarfinancial.com/images/postimages/5mil_2gas_stations_ky_in.jpg)
Quote from: Deloria on April 27, 2006, 12:30:24 PM
Yes, ;P If they're lucky the wedding will be in Chamber, if not, they'll have to go with the closet *shudders*
*mumbles something about missing chamber*
The closet is for AFTER the wedding ::)
Why not hold the wedding *in* the closet? :P
While powerful, the Closet is too small (not to mention ebil) for an occasion as grand as that. :P
Why not keep it outside the asylum whit all the patients there to watch? :P
Only for the patients
[spoiler]All patient can escape then easily
I meant only for the patients not anyone else[/spoiler]
Yay! Great idea!
And I don't think they'll like that A3P, remember she's marrying into royalty :P
whos marrying?
two octopuses (the pet of Deloria and octo (see picture of octo few post above)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 28, 2006, 08:25:11 AM
Why not keep it outside the asylum whit all the patients there to watch? :P
Only for the patients
[spoiler]All patient can escape then easily
I meant only for the patients not anyone else[/spoiler]
I AM a patient, and it's doubtful that Manannan would read spoilers :P
*looks around with shifty eyes*
*grabs cookieh jar*
NINJA VANISH! *Poof* XD
No, my marble collection! :'(
Good thing I keep my cookies in this metal lunchbox...
Quote from: Jafar on April 29, 2006, 10:20:34 AM
*looks around with shifty eyes*
*grabs cookieh jar*
NINJA VANISH! *Poof* XD
Look at that. The force of the vanishing thingamabob, caused the cookie jar to open and the cookies to spill, and now guardcats are patrolling the area :p
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 29, 2006, 10:48:33 AM
No, my marble collection! :'(
Good thing I keep my cookies in this metal lunchbox...
umm... this lunchbox? XD
*finished munching cookies* ::)
Noooo! :'(
(at least nobody will find my secret stash of money, even my mom only has a vague idea where it is :suffer:)
Let me guess, it's in your shoe, isn't it? :P
What shoe? *is barefoot* ;P
Fine. You stuffed your ears like Gwydion, didn't you? :P
My ears aren't *that* big... XD
You're not chewing it, are you? :P
Ew, money tastes bad. ;P
It must be in your stomach then.
Nobody can see it directly but I can see it if I use my X-ray glasses. 8)
Wow, those glasses make the whole world differend.
But then it would be destroyed in my stomach! XD Besides, there's too much money to hide in a small place. :P
Is it in your wallet?! :o
Lol, no. XD It's hidden in something bigger than a bus.
school locker?
Bag of holding? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bag_of_holding) :P
A gigantic glombie shell???
If we guess right do we get a prize???
*jumps up and down*
Yay!! Prizes!!! ;D ;D ;D
Ok, it's in a bag of infinite holding... XD
But where's the bag? ;)
* Takes out his own bagg of infinity helpful things *
No, this one isn't it.
* Looks inside his bagg and finds another bagg *
Lol another bagg
* Looks inside the bagg in the bagg and finds another bagg * XD
Well this could take some while to see if it's inside my bagg.
:suffer:
Nope, not a vault...
I hid it in plain sight... ;)
did you hide it in the aura of your avitar?
Nope, it's nowhere on me.
Quote from: Yonkey on April 26, 2006, 08:49:41 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 26, 2006, 07:50:56 PM
*paints the place pink* :D
Weren't you prohibited from painting anything? ;P
Yes he was. But, he can now (try) to) paint in the visiting section as much as he likes, it won't stick. :pleased:
/me has oldbushie kicked out of the Asylum for misconduct* :evil:
Quote from: racx_00 on April 26, 2006, 09:16:37 PMWell I wasn't going to beat a patient but if you insist... ;P
I insist on you
not beating a patient. :P
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 26, 2006, 10:02:16 PMI was? *checks his memory banks*
*looks over oldbushie's shoulder and sees a big hole where OB's memory banks are supposed to be* Oh dear... :o ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 27, 2006, 03:21:28 AM* Sells all the paint he still has in his room * :P
I haven't given them any paint. ::)
* starts a new bussiness called "bats and other pets" *
Let's find some bat's and other pets to sell to everyone. ;D
Sorry, opening a business of any sorts is not allowed in the Asylum. And don't you
dare steal other patient's pets. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 27, 2006, 11:54:52 AMand uses some of the hairballs of the gaurdcats to make it furry *
Hey! :stop:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 27, 2006, 11:54:52 AM* uses all his creativeness to make of a gaurdcat a real looking seahorse *
You can try and get hold of a guardcat as much as you like, you won't, and it certainly won't let you "decorate" it into a seehorse.
*confiscates ocotopus*
Quote from: icarus on April 27, 2006, 12:10:27 PMis this your octopus? I found it while I was riding my seacat/horse.
look how cute he is:
-blue hair?
-pink dress??
--yellow face ::)
This post illustrates the mass hallucination that seems to be taking a hold of several Asylum patients. :scholar:
For the record: there is no seacat/horse, and the make-believe octopus was confiscated.
PS: A guardcat with blue hair? I don't think so! 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 28, 2006, 08:25:11 AMWhy not keep it outside the asylum whit all the patients there to watch? :P
Only for the patients
[spoiler]All patient can escape then easily
I meant only for the patients not anyone else[/spoiler]
Patients outside of the Asylum? Only allowed in Etheria (see a few pages back) and accompanied by guardcats. :scholar:
/me decides not to join in current insane guessing game
:zzz:
Hey CC, need any help in the old Asylum? :P
Quote from: copycat on May 01, 2006, 02:17:46 PM
Quote from: Yonkey on April 26, 2006, 08:49:41 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 26, 2006, 07:50:56 PM
*paints the place pink* :D
Weren't you prohibited from painting anything? ;P
Yes he was. But, he can now (try) to) paint in the visiting section as much as he likes, it won't stick. :pleased:
/me has oldbushie kicked out of the Asylum for misconduct* :evil:
It was invisible ink anyway... XD
Quote from: copycat on May 01, 2006, 02:17:46 PM
Quote from: icarus on April 27, 2006, 12:10:27 PMis this your octopus? I found it while I was riding my seacat/horse.
look how cute he is:
-blue hair?
-pink dress??
--yellow face ::)
This post illustrates the mass hallucination that seems to be taking a hold of several Asylum patients. :scholar:
For the record: there is no seacat/horse, and the make-believe octopus was confiscated.
PS: A guardcat with blue hair? I don't think so! 8)
it't not a discription of a guard cat but from the octopus on the picture.
And why can´t we ride a seahors= It are cute pets. :'(
Quote from: MangoMercury on May 01, 2006, 02:56:47 PMHey CC, need any help in the old Asylum? :P
This floor of the Asylum is definitely
not old. :scholar:
Why do you ask? ::)
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 01, 2006, 06:42:27 PMIt was invisible ink anyway... XD
Then how do you know it was pink? :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on May 02, 2006, 07:34:00 AMAnd why can´t we ride a seahors= It are cute pets. :'(
Sure they are cute pets, but they're also too small for a human to ride on and secondly, they belong in the water, not on Asylum floors. :pleased:
:zzz:
Well.. Not literally old, of course.. Just wondering, you know.. To keep the crazies under control ;)
Quote from: copycat on May 02, 2006, 02:32:20 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 01, 2006, 06:42:27 PMIt was invisible ink anyway... XD
Then how do you know it was pink? :pokerface:
It looks pink before it disappears? ::)
Correction: I meant disappearing ink. XD
Can I have some pink ink?
For you to drink? Or for your pet Yink? ;)
Umm..... Sure!
*smiles innocently*
If you have a Yink, you should get lots of pink ink, I think... :P
Do you think I could convince everyone that Raven is a Yink disguised as a cat?
Well, Yinks DO look kinda like cats..in a weird, Dr.Seuss way. :P
* Releases all the pets he has made *
CC said that I can't sell them.
Well then they will just stay outside my room. :P
I hope that some of them will become real gaurdcats.
Or other gaurds. (gaurdsquid, gaurdmice, gaurddogs) ::)
Quote from: copycat on May 01, 2006, 02:17:46 PM
Quote from: Yonkey on April 26, 2006, 08:49:41 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 26, 2006, 07:50:56 PM
*paints the place pink* :D
Weren't you prohibited from painting anything? ;P
Yes he was. But, he can now (try) to) paint in the visiting section as much as he likes, it won't stick. :pleased:
/me has oldbushie kicked out of the Asylum for misconduct* :evil:
Lucky bugger :P
Why does HE get to be kicked out? ;P
He is not kicked out, he is simply in seclusion for a while.
May Rosella and I go to Etheria, and would you please come with us? :D
*Clears throat.*
Would anyone care for some cheese & crackers? :D
Quote from: Deloria on May 03, 2006, 11:08:31 PM
May Rosella and I go to Etheria, and would you please come with us? :D
I would love to! I am an enchantress after all, so I can keep watch on the patients here and take a couple days vacation.
Oh, and Farquhar, I think cheese and crackers would be a good snack for everybody right now. Thank you! ;D
Tis no problem. I even arranged a cheese cart, and sorted all of the cheese types alphabetically. I figure it will make it easier for all of us to find our favorites. ;D
Very good. i will have parmesian on a butter cracker, please. ;D
Mmm, parmesan... O.O
I'll have what she said! XD *takes cracker* Thank you, Farquhar. ^^
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2006, 07:09:24 AM* Releases all the pets he has made *
CC said that I can't sell them.
Well then they will just stay outside my room. :P
I hope that some of them will become real gaurdcats.
Or other gaurds. (gaurdsquid, gaurdmice, gaurddogs) ::)
It's just too bad you can't bring the pets you make to life. But, even if you could, they would probably be kicked out of the Asylum soon anyway. When they're out of here, they can become guards as much as they like, but inhere, all guards are appointed by
me and the applicants have to fulfill many requirements. :pokerface:
Quote from: Jafar on May 03, 2006, 05:02:36 AMWell, Yinks DO look kinda like cats..in a weird, Dr.Seuss way. :P
A-HA!
QuoteSeuss. One Fish, Two Fish Red Fish, Blue Fish.
Presents a story-poem about the activities of such unusual animals as the Nook, Wump, Yink, Yop, Gack, and the Zeds.
:scholar:
Quote from: Raforever on May 03, 2006, 06:01:27 PMWhy does HE get to be kicked out? ;P
Perhaps I should have made myself more clear: ... kicked out of the
visiting section of the Asylum. :pleased:
Quote from: Lollotte on May 04, 2006, 10:00:32 AM
Quote from: Deloria on May 03, 2006, 11:08:31 PM
May Rosella and I go to Etheria, and would you please come with us? :D
I would love to! I am an enchantress after all, so I can keep watch on the patients here and take a couple days vacation.
You're the Psychiatric Nurse from the Asylum too. Vacation from what? :pokerface:
:zzz:
Bob, you've re-RE-established your position as the coolest cat on the forum. XD
CC, I know it wouldn't be vacation. I'm going to Etheria with essentially insane people. But I deserve to dream. :P
Quote from: Lollotte on May 04, 2006, 11:40:07 AM
Very good. i will have parmesian on a butter cracker, please. ;D
Quote from: Rosella on May 04, 2006, 01:38:10 PM
Mmm, parmesan... O.O
I'll have what she said! XD *takes cracker* Thank you, Farquhar. ^^
Please help yourselves to second helpings if you wish, for there is plenty to go around! :)
Lots and lots of cheese! :D
*eyes light up*
Did I hear someone say cheese?
One question though, do I have to have it with crackers? I'm a little crackered out at the moment.
*Starts circling the cheese cart.*
Do you have any Brie?
*in-between bites of mozzarella*
I think I saw some in the 'B' section. :)
Quote from: Lollotte on May 04, 2006, 05:54:42 PM
CC, I know it wouldn't be vacation. I'm going to Etheria with essentially insane people. But I deserve to dream. :P
Isn't that just a little bit politically incorrect? :P
Anyway, when can we leave?
We can leave after I get my fill of these crackers. :P
*makes goofy faces at people through the windows* :B
*mouths HELP ME GET OUT!!*
From where did he get out?
OB! *zaps him with curative purple flame*
*turns into a giant talking blueberry* :D
Quote from: Lollotte on May 06, 2006, 11:58:30 AM
OB! *zaps him with curative purple flame*
Lollotte, you're not a violent person! :o
Can we please leave soon? :P
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 06, 2006, 02:19:55 PM
*turns into a giant talking blueberry* :D
Lunchtime!! XD
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 06, 2006, 02:19:55 PM
*turns into a giant talking blueberry* :D
Are you crazy?! You're going to get caught!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!SAVE YOURSELF!!!
Quote from: Deloria on May 06, 2006, 03:33:38 PM
Lollotte, you're not a violent person! :o
Can we please leave soon? :P
It was not an act of violence. Let's leave now. Is Rosella with us?
WHEEEEEEE! *hops on piece of cardboard* I'm flying! Zap zap! *grabs random cat* Ha! Stole your power! *runs away*
Um, I'm here. *looks at Jafar* o_O
Okay, then. Let's go! ;D
Quote from: Deloria on May 07, 2006, 06:09:50 AM
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 06, 2006, 02:19:55 PM
*turns into a giant talking blueberry* :D
Are you crazy?! You're going to get caught!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!SAVE YOURSELF!!!
*rolls away down a hill* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bushie, don't try it! You're hallucinating!
But.. the colors are so pretty! :D
*hits a ramp and flies over a giant truck*
What colors? Bushie, what colors? :P
The spinning ones... *rolls into the Grand Canyon and floats to the bottom*
Wow, you're really hallucinating. Sit down; I'll get you some warm milk.
*can't hear you because he's too far away* XD
*finally deflates but still looks purple*
*pets a cute jackrabbit* :D
*hands OB a cup of warm milk* You know that jackrabbit is the floor padding, right? :P
*hears a faint voice* ...yes, I *would* like more pudding! :D
ACK! Well, I'll let the guardcats take care of you. *goes to Etheria* :P
*wakes up*
Ugh... what an odd dream... I vaguely recall a purple flash...
*goes to Etheria* I think Oldbushie wantred to come back, so he just pretended to hallucinate, but we all know he's sane so he can be released now? Right? :P
[spoiler] Yes, I'm that desperate for spoilers[/spoiler[
No. He is not sane again. He cannot leave.
Aw... *pouts*
I really don't remember what happened though... *blames Lollotte's purple flash*
Quote from: Jafar on May 04, 2006, 03:30:24 PMBob, you've re-RE-established your position as the coolest cat on the forum. XD
With a little help from Google, ofcourse. :scholar:
Quote from: Lollotte on May 04, 2006, 05:54:42 PMCC, I know it wouldn't be vacation. I'm going to Etheria with essentially insane people. But I deserve to dream. :P
Sure, knock yourself out when you're overthere, the guardcats I'll be sending along will keep an eye on the patients. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on May 06, 2006, 03:33:38 PMLollotte, you're not a violent person! :o
She wasn't being violent there.
Quote from: Lollotte on May 06, 2006, 11:58:30 AMOB! *zaps him with curative purple flame*
Notice the word 'curative'.
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 06, 2006, 02:19:55 PM*turns into a giant talking blueberry* :D
/me watches OB as he starts rolling his eyes, which clearly shows he's hallucinating he's a blueberry.
Quote from: Jafar on May 07, 2006, 05:34:21 PM*grabs random cat* Ha! Stole your power! *runs away*
Random cats don't have any power to steal, you silly! :P
Quote from: Lollotte on May 07, 2006, 09:29:19 PMACK! Well, I'll let the guardcats take care of you. *goes to Etheria* :P
Doncha worry, the guardcats will look after OB while you're away. 8)
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 08, 2006, 02:03:34 PMI really don't remember what happened though... *blames Lollotte's purple flash*
Memory loss is a clear sign of your defective psychic condition. And you can't blame Lollotte's curative flame for your misguided reaction of experiencing a hallucination. :scholar:
:zzz:
But... I'm allergic to purple! XD
Nice try, Bushie! :P
CC, it's always great to have you assert yourself around here. We're truly lucky to have you. ;D
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 08, 2006, 05:39:35 PM
But... I'm allergic to purple! XD
It could happen... :yes:
*still has hives* :P
Bushie, just drink your milk. It's cold now. :P
...okay. *drinks the milk and the hives go down* :D
*watches OB's hives disappear*
Wow that must be some milk. Lollotte can I have a glass too? Oh, and a microscope?
Quote from: Zelly on May 08, 2006, 09:11:02 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 08, 2006, 05:39:35 PM
But... I'm allergic to purple! XD
It could happen... :yes:
I once knew a purple bunny named Parple Bunny, and he was allergic to himself. I had always thought it was the bunny fur, but perhaps it was his unique color! :P
Quote from: Lollotte on May 08, 2006, 09:44:34 PM
Bushie, just drink your milk. It's cold now. :P
I just demand it was my sacred goatmilk!! :P
Now obey me Oldbushie! :evil:
"Open all the doors of the asylum"
Quote from: Zelly on May 08, 2006, 09:11:02 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 08, 2006, 05:39:35 PM
But... I'm allergic to purple! XD
It could happen... :yes:
Why else would they list "color" on the ingredients of Red Bull? :P
I hate milk.
*Starts running in the asylum shouting No milk today*
Quote from: Zelly on May 09, 2006, 12:40:04 AMWow that must be some milk. Lollotte can I have a glass too? Oh, and a microscope?
What do you need a microscope for? :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 09, 2006, 04:14:13 AMI just demand it was my sacred goatmilk!! :P
Now obey me Oldbushie! :evil:
"Open all the doors of the asylum"
Your so-called sacred goatmilk was sanitized of all non-milk ingredients before it was given to OB, so that's one obstacle to your ploy.
Secondly, OB is not a staff member of this Asylum, so he can't open the few doors the Asylum still has remaining. Remember, patient doors have been replaced with biometric fields. :pleased:
Quote from: icarus on May 09, 2006, 08:19:09 AMI hate milk.
*Starts running in the asylum shouting No milk today*
Why do you hate milk ??? Not even with melted honey?
I LOVE milk, I drink it at least once every day. ;)
But, if you really don't like milk, we'll have to find some other fluid to calm you down should you get (over)excited.
:zzz:
Mmm, warm milk with honey is soooooooooo good. ^^
Any warm milk is so good! I like it plain or with vanilla extract. Mmm...look! There is the ambrosia! ;D
Milk has to less sugar in it.
*starts shouting: I need sugar now
Quote from: copycat on May 09, 2006, 02:33:47 PM
Quote from: Zelly on May 09, 2006, 12:40:04 AMWow that must be some milk. Lollotte can I have a glass too? Oh, and a microscope?
What do you need a microscope for? :pokerface:
To study the milk of course! Besides, my magnifying glass was taken away because
somebody said something about starting fires, and that wasn't what I was using it for at all........I just like to try to figure things out, and I microscope would help me to study lot's of stuff.
So can I have one, please, please, please? :yes:
Oh and that glass of milk. :D
Quote from: icarus on May 10, 2006, 08:38:29 AMMilk has to less sugar in it.
*starts shouting: I need sugar now
That shouting of you illustrates precisely why you are not allowed a lot of sugar. However, that honey I talked about, really sweetens the milk taste too, you know. :scholar:
Quote from: Zelly on May 10, 2006, 04:28:31 PMTo study the milk of course!
...
So can I have one, please, please, please? :yes:
Oh and that glass of milk. :D
A microscope is an expensive piece of equipment. I can only allow access to it under strict security measures, even for visitors. :yes:
Why do you want to study the milk? Do you not trust Farquhar to provide safe food and beverages? :pokerface:
:zzz:
Hidden deep within your average gallon of milk, lie the secrets to UNLIMITED POWAH!
You also need chocolate syrup, just because. :P
NO CHOCOLATE!
Also, the milk itself has no special powers. It is just good for you. ;D
Well, there can be fake chocolate syrup. It's not as good, but it makes acceptable "chocolate" milk. :P
Can we have that? O.O
Well, I'm not sure if you would want it. Fake chocolate syrup is simply brown food coloring. :-X
No, it's more like sugary blah-ness. :P
Fake? Bah! I demand only the highest quality foods and food-type things. :P
That's why our kitchen has only the most fresh and organic ingredients.
still doesn't want to drink his milk... flushes it away in the toilet. :o
But milk is good for you! *eats honey-flavored cereal with milk to help her throat* XD
I don't care what's good for me.
And in dutch they will say:
Melk is goed voor elk behalve voor jeroen want die poept dan in zijn schoen.
(rime translated: milk is good for all except for jeroen because than he Poohs in his shoe)
That's...informative. :P
Ich habe sauerkraut in meiner hosen! XD
I pity da fool who don't drink his milk! ;P
*gets a glass of milk*
Quote from: icarus on May 12, 2006, 01:30:09 PM
I don't care what's good for me.
And in dutch they will say:
Melk is goed voor elk behalve voor jeroen want die poept dan in zijn schoen.
I almost got that right. :P
what would happen if I tror the milk at the hing of the entrannce door? ::)
You would get wet if you opened it. :P
hoped it would rust so the door nfalls out.
A way out? ::)
Milk doesn't rust, silly. :P
Actually, it only matters what kind of metal the door is made out of. If it is iron, then the liquid properties of the milk combined with oxygen will make the iron rust. HOWEVER, asylums usually aren't built to rust. ;P
Anything else we should know, professor? ::)
If you apply extreme heat to the door, it could become more malleable. :P
maybe it won't rust but it will oxidate.
and about the heat we probably don't get systems to get such an effect
Why are you trying to mke your door react chemically? Stop trying; it's not even metal! :P
Maybe it's part of their Chemistry homework? ;P
Neil has no clue how correct he is with that statement. ::)
XD
Quote from: Rosella on May 12, 2006, 01:35:40 PMIch habe sauerkraut in meiner hosen! XD
Are you sure its 'meine(
r hosen'? I'm not sayng it couldn't be, I'm just saying it looks awkward, but I'm not as good in German as I am in English, and certainly not Flemish. ;D
Quote from: Rosella on May 13, 2006, 02:49:06 PMActually, it only matters what kind of metal the door is made out of. If it is iron, then the liquid properties of the milk combined with oxygen will make the iron rust. HOWEVER, asylums usually aren't built to rust. ;P
Asylum door hinges are most definitely
not made out of something as simple as iron. :scholar:
Quote from: Jafar on May 13, 2006, 02:54:30 PMAnything else we should know, professor? ::)
Why do you think I keep referring to her as bright little genie? ;)
Quote from: icarus on May 13, 2006, 04:16:00 PMmaybe it won't rust but it will oxidate.
No it won't. :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on May 13, 2006, 04:16:00 PMand about the heat we probably don't get systems to get such an effect
Patients are not allowed to have access to anything that can reach a temperature above 40°C. :scholar:
Quote from: Rosella on May 14, 2006, 02:44:25 PMNeil has no clue how correct he is with that statement. ::)
What do
you know about the Asylum doors that I don't, knowing that it was
me who installed them in the first place? :pokerface:
:zzz:
I think it is mein. Nein mon deutches feir!
(Should mean 'No my German leader.')
Do you know how to say "Belgian"? That statement would be very accurate if you inserted "Belgian" instead of "German." :P
Well, I was just typing what Caitlin says a lot. ;P As for my most recent statement (before this one, obviously,) I was referring to the amount of chemistry homework I have, not the Asylum doors. XD
Don't worry, we understood that. You are, after all, a little less insane than most everyone else in the Asylum. :P
Only a little? ;P
If you were a lot less insane, then you wouldn't be here. :P
Well, I could have a relapse, so I think CC feels obligated to keep me here. :P
I demand pancakes! :D
Very well. What kind of pancakes would you like? There are hundreds, maybe thousands of yummy varieties!
Pancakes whit sugar ::) Or maybe pancakes whit chocolate :o
ehhhm probably don't get one of those so give me one apple pancake.
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on May 14, 2006, 03:32:16 PM
I think it is mein. Nein mon deutches feir!
(Should mean 'No my German leader.')
Actually it's "meinen" or "meine" depending on whether you're referring to the Accusative or the Nomanitive case :P.
And that's "Nein, mein deutscher Leiter"
Food, who wants some food?
The bees I've send out will find it and bring it to me. :P
I'd like some Ambrossia, please. :P
Ambrosia is quite good...maybe we can see if Cirocco will take us to the land of the winds. ;D
I wonder if it really makes you immortal. I wanted to have Valanice eat the ambrosia in KQVII, but the game wouldn't let me. Perhaps Valanice does not want to be immortal? Or maybe ambrosia does not make you immortal or is not edible by humans? I know there is a mundane dessert called ambrosia that is made from rainbow marshmellows, and canned fruit. It's quite good.
Pancakes! I love pancakes. I want either chocolate chip pancakes or cherry ones with whipcream.
Quote from: Lollotte on May 14, 2006, 06:25:26 PMDo you know how to say "Belgian"? That statement would be very accurate if you inserted "Belgian" instead of "German." :P
Huh ??? You mean: 'I'm not as good in Belgian as I am in English?' I don't get it. :-\ You obviously know where I live, since otherwise you wouldn't bring the 'Belgian' up, but why would I be better in English than the language of the country where I live?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 15, 2006, 12:58:07 PMFood, who wants some food?
The bees I've send out will find it and bring it to me. :P
a) Farquhar takes care of food requirements, not you. :pokerface:
b) Those bees are just a figment of your imagination. There are no bees in the Asylum chambers section. Probably there are some in the Asylum garden, but they are prevented from wandering outside (besides that, there's nothing for them to do outside of the garden anyway) of the garde and they are most certainly not under your control. :scholar:
Quote from: Rosedragon on May 16, 2006, 03:35:07 PMPancakes! I love pancakes. I want either chocolate chip pancakes or cherry ones with whipcream.
Please take your orders to Farquhar, thank you. :pleased:
I must warn everyone that pancake toppings cannot contain the ingredient 'sugar though'. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on May 16, 2006, 03:44:28 PM
Please take your orders to Farquhar, thank you. :pleased:
I must warn everyone that pancake toppings cannot contain the ingredient 'sugar though'. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Luckily I have created a batch of sugarless pancake toppings......maybe not as tasty, but better than nothing. The Ambrosia is also sugarless. :P
*Gives Icarus an apple pancake.*
*Gives Deloria Ambrosia.*
*Gives Rosedragon pancakes with sugarless & decaffeinated chocolate chips.* Sorry, we are fresh out of cherries and sugarless whipped cream.
*Gives Oldbushie some basic pancakes.*
Did I forget anyone?
Quote from: Farquhar on May 17, 2006, 12:21:41 AM*Gives Oldbushie some basic pancakes.*
Yay!
*piles butter and syrup and brown sugar on top*
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 17, 2006, 01:11:36 AM
Quote from: Farquhar on May 17, 2006, 12:21:41 AM*Gives Oldbushie some basic pancakes.*
Yay!
*piles butter and syrup and brown sugar on top*
You've got sugar? :o
and butter? :o :o
Those are very unhealty and probably forbidden here. :'(
Here Icarus have some goatmilk of my goat,
[spoiler]you can make butter out of it :P[/spoiler]
Isn't butter allowed?
probably biutter is allowed in limeted usage
Thanks Farquhar! :D
Can I have chocolate milk with some non-caffienated chocolate powder-type thing? :P
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 17, 2006, 01:11:36 AM*piles butter and syrup and brown sugar on top*
In your dreams! (and I mean that quite literally) 8)
Quote from: icarus on May 17, 2006, 03:09:23 AMYou've got sugar? :o
and butter? :o :o
No, and no no.
Quote from: icarus on May 17, 2006, 03:09:23 AMThose are very unhealty and probably forbidden here. :'(
Yes, and sugar is very much nowhere to get anywhere in the patient section too. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on May 17, 2006, 07:28:33 AMIsn't butter allowed?
I don't think butter has any ingredient which can cause an activity rush. :scholar:
Quote from: Rosella on May 17, 2006, 01:53:23 PMCan I have chocolate milk with some non-caffienated chocolate powder-type thing? :P
Isn't chocolate always non-caffeinated? You must mean sugarfree. :pleased:
:zzz:
Chocolate has caffeine...Right? XD
Okay, okay, it was flavored water. ;P Not syrup. ;P
Water flavored with the blood of innocents... :evil:
...or not.
Quote from: copycat on May 16, 2006, 03:44:28 PM
Huh ??? You mean: 'I'm not as good in Belgian as I am in English?' I don't get it. :-\ You obviously know where I live, since otherwise you wouldn't bring the 'Belgian' up, but why would I be better in English than the language of the country where I live?
No, I mean if he could say "Belgian" in German so that the phrase would apply to you--ie: instead of "hail to thee my German master" (or whatever the statement was) he would say "hail to thee my Belgian master" in the German language, not english. I hope that makes sense...I was only referring to structure/vocabulary, not making a statement about nationality.
* makes sugarlumbs out of goatmilk *
Well they don't taste like real sugar, but at least they look like real sugarlumbs. XD
:o Gilgamesh! That's salt! :P
ho ho ho and a bottle of salt :P
Quote from: Rosella on May 17, 2006, 03:15:00 PMChocolate has caffeine...Right? XD
I googled these ingredients of milk chocolate (how they can put chocolate into chocolate is a mystery to me, but the rest looks ok):
QuoteSugar, Cocoa Butter, Chocolate, Milk Lactose, Butter Fat, Emulsifiers (Lecithin), Salt, Vanillin, Ethyl Vanillin, Artificial Flavorings, Ground Peanuts
Don't see any caffeine, but see sugar. :scholar:
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 17, 2006, 05:33:42 PMWater flavored with the blood of innocents... :evil:
...or not.
Not, definitely. :pokerface:
Quote from: Lollotte on May 17, 2006, 08:56:31 PMNo, I mean if he could say "Belgian" in German so that the phrase would apply to you--ie: instead of "hail to thee my German master" (or whatever the statement was) he would say "hail to thee my Belgian master" in the German language, not english. I hope that makes sense...I was only referring to structure/vocabulary, not making a statement about nationality.
That's why you see me quote as much as I do, so there's no discussion to whom my comment is directed. "No, my Belgian leader?" I'm not A3P's leader. :D 'Belgian' in German is somewhat like Belgisch(en), similar to Dutch. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on May 18, 2006, 11:14:16 AM:o Gilgamesh! That's salt! :P
Salt goat milk? :sweating:
:zzz:
It is Belgisch
if Gilgamesh can have a goat as a pet why can't I have a seahors as a pet?
Because there's no aquarium in the Asylum? :P
than they should buy one ;D
*buys a Dr. Phil's Official Jumbo Aquarium Deluxe Set*
*donates it to the asylum*
*decides to donate it anonymously*
*accidently puts anonymousasapossum on the tag*
Rats.
Hmmm...an aquarium. CC, do you think we should allow it?
Quote from: Lollotte on May 20, 2006, 12:02:16 PM
Hmmm...an aquarium. CC, do you think we should allow it?
Why not? :'( Water creatures are so soft and don't harm anyone.
We even can use the aquarium as a swimming pool
Where do I check into the aslyum?
Quote from: Lollotte on May 20, 2006, 12:02:16 PM
Hmmm...an aquarium. CC, do you think we should allow it?
Yes please!!!!!!!!
Fish are calming, and they say glub glub, and maybe then we can have some sea-snails, cause I love glombie-wombies, and every legitimate business has fish. :scholar:
Ummmm... can I have my monthly candy bar please Farquhar?
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 20, 2006, 06:15:28 PM
Where do I check into the aslyum?
now you've spoken here you're already checked in and locked up in the asylum unless you're an asylum staff member.
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 20, 2006, 06:15:28 PM
Where do I check into the aslyum?
Do NOT act crazy and you might actually get out of here...for now lets just pretend you're visiting, okay? :P
Quote from: Deloria on May 21, 2006, 11:21:47 AM
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 20, 2006, 06:15:28 PM
Where do I check into the aslyum?
Do NOT act crazy and you might actually get out of here...for now lets just pretend you're visiting, okay? :P
can't let that happen :P
Can I become staff? And for now, I'm a visitor!
Quote from: Lollotte on May 20, 2006, 12:02:16 PMHmmm...an aquarium. CC, do you think we should allow it?
We already have a pond in the Asylum garden, so I see no need to bring in an Aquarium too. The pond is big enough. :pleased:
Quote from: icarus on May 19, 2006, 10:55:04 AMif Gilgamesh can have a goat as a pet why can't I have a seahors as a pet?
You were talking about riding that poor seahorse, and I can't allow that. :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on May 20, 2006, 12:49:34 PMWe even can use the aquarium as a swimming pool
Even if I
did allow an aquarium in the Asylum, it wouldn't be big enough to swim in. And no, you can't swim in the Asylum garden pond either, it'll upset the fish too much. 8)
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 20, 2006, 06:15:28 PMWhere do I check into the aslyum?
Patients usually don't check themselves in, but are brought in by Asylum personnel. A really insane person would
never admit him-/herself, you see. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on May 21, 2006, 11:21:47 AMDo NOT act crazy and you might actually get out of here...
Crazy? We're all acting crazy here. It takes a bit more than being crazy to end up inhere. :P
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 21, 2006, 03:25:03 PMCan I become staff?
What's your specialty?
Quote from: copycat on May 21, 2006, 04:11:14 PM
Quote from: Lollotte on May 20, 2006, 12:02:16 PMHmmm...an aquarium. CC, do you think we should allow it?
We already have a pond in the Asylum garden, so I see no need to bring in an Aquarium too. The pond is big enough. :pleased:
But what if we don't like going outside?
Quote from: copycat on May 21, 2006, 04:11:14 PM
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 20, 2006, 06:15:28 PMWhere do I check into the aslyum?
Patients usually don't check themselves in, but are brought in by Asylum personnel. A really insane person would never admit him-/herself, you see. :scholar:
No they just get chased around by ebil man-eating recycle bins, and next thing ya know, your a resident. ;-D
Quote from: copycat on May 21, 2006, 04:11:14 PM
Quote from: Deloria on May 21, 2006, 11:21:47 AMDo NOT act crazy and you might actually get out of here...
Crazy? We're all acting crazy here. It takes a bit more than being crazy to end up inhere. :P
Crazy? I was crazy once.....
*wanders off humming*
* Makes a gaurdcat-costume out of the wool of a black sheep he found *
No gaurdcat will ever notice that it's me.
[spoiler]Now I can hear all their conversations and blackmail them :evil: [/spoiler]
Quote from: copycat on May 21, 2006, 04:11:14 PM
Quote from: Lollotte on May 20, 2006, 12:02:16 PMHmmm...an aquarium. CC, do you think we should allow it?
We already have a pond in the Asylum garden, so I see no need to bring in an Aquarium too. The pond is big enough. :pleased:
But what if it rains? we can't get to the pool to see the fish if it rains
Quote from: copycat on May 21, 2006, 04:11:14 PM
Quote from: icarus on May 19, 2006, 10:55:04 AMif Gilgamesh can have a goat as a pet why can't I have a seahors as a pet?
You were talking about riding that poor seahorse, and I can't allow that. :pokerface:
but Gilgamesh is riding his goat... :'(
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 22, 2006, 02:18:05 AM
* Makes a gaurdcat-costume out of the wool of a black sheep he found *
No gaurdcat will ever notice that it's me.
[spoiler]Now I can hear all their conversations and blackmail them :evil: [/spoiler]
lol. You can speak cat language? :P
Quote from: Zelly on May 21, 2006, 04:16:23 PMBut what if we don't like going outside?
The Asylum garden isn't outside, it's covered by a big dome. :scholar:
Quote from: Zelly on May 21, 2006, 04:16:23 PMNo they just get chased around by ebil man-eating recycle bins, and next thing ya know, your a resident. ;-D
Those bins are a rogue organisation not supported nor endorsed by the Asylum, even though they can sniff out an insane person as good as me. However, you're lucky my team always arrives in time to free you from the pursuit of those bins. :pleased:
Quote from: Zelly on May 21, 2006, 04:16:23 PMCrazy? I was crazy once.....
*wanders off humming*
Yes, but you've clearly evolved beyond that now. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 22, 2006, 02:18:05 AM* Makes a gaurdcat-costume out of the wool of a black sheep he found *
No gaurdcat will ever notice that it's me.
[spoiler]Now I can hear all their conversations and blackmail them :evil: [/spoiler]
*Guardcats sniff as a strange black creature moves closer to their position*
IMPOSTER!Quote from: icarus on May 22, 2006, 08:45:30 AMBut what if it rains? we can't get to the pool to see the fish if it rains
See above. 8)
Quote from: icarus on May 22, 2006, 08:45:30 AMbut Gilgamesh is riding his goat... :'(
A goat has been bred to ride upon and is big enough to do so (if the person riding it isn't too fat), a seahorse on the other hand. :-\
Quote from: Deloria on May 22, 2006, 09:04:39 AMlol. You can speak cat language? :P
Yet another obstacle he would have to overcome if he had gotten close to the guardcats, but he never got there. :pokerface:
EDIT: :zzz:
Quote from: copycat on May 22, 2006, 03:32:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 22, 2006, 02:18:05 AM* Makes a gaurdcat-costume out of the wool of a black sheep he found *
No gaurdcat will ever notice that it's me.
[spoiler]Now I can hear all their conversations and blackmail them :evil: [/spoiler]
*Guardcats sniff as a strange black creature moves closer to their position*
IMPOSTER!
Well, I now know what I forgotten. :idea:
I don't smell like them. ::)
Now how can I catch their smell?
Quote from: copycat on May 22, 2006, 03:32:27 PM
Quote from: Zelly on May 21, 2006, 04:16:23 PMBut what if we don't like going outside?
The Asylum garden isn't outside, it's covered by a big dome. :scholar:
Quote from: Zelly on May 21, 2006, 04:16:23 PMNo they just get chased around by ebil man-eating recycle bins, and next thing ya know, your a resident. ;-D
Those bins are a rogue organisation not supported nor endorsed by the Asylum, even though they can sniff out an insane person as good as me. However, you're lucky my team always arrives in time to free you from the pursuit of those bins. :pleased:
Psst. As I...
Deloria lets revolt to get an aquarium in the asylum
Okay! :D *starts a rebellion* And may I please have my monthly candy bar? :P
in our revolt we also should demand two monthly candybars
Only two? :'( :P
Why not one a day?:P Or one a week?
We shouldn't be to greedy or else they won't allow anythin we want
If we're rebelling we shouldn't listen to them...we should listen to the voices in our heads, and right now one of the voices in my head is telling me to get a candy bar
* Asks if he can have catlitterbox duties *
If I can't have it I'll have to use other methods. :P
Quote from: Deloria on May 23, 2006, 12:30:17 PM
Quote from: copycat on May 22, 2006, 03:32:27 PM
Quote from: Zelly on May 21, 2006, 04:16:23 PMBut what if we don't like going outside?
The Asylum garden isn't outside, it's covered by a big dome. :scholar:
Quote from: Zelly on May 21, 2006, 04:16:23 PMNo they just get chased around by ebil man-eating recycle bins, and next thing ya know, your a resident. ;-D
Those bins are a rogue organisation not supported nor endorsed by the Asylum, even though they can sniff out an insane person as good as me. However, you're lucky my team always arrives in time to free you from the pursuit of those bins. :pleased:
Psst. As I...
No! "As" is a preposition and objects of a preposition use objective case! XD
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 23, 2006, 01:59:27 PM
* Asks if he can have catlitterbox duties *
If I can't have it I'll have to use other methods. :P
XD
*asks if she can have a guard kitten as a pet* They're so cute...
Did you know that if you hug a cat you smell a Little bit like a cat? ::)
You still smell a whole lot more human though. ;P
My specialty is that I'm insane resistant! I don't even drink my highlu addictive dose of Caffeine a day! (I did about two months ago...) Is that good enough for you?
Revolt, huh? Not for long... :P
While Lollotte's studying for her finals, and CC's asleep. we can revolt! :D
yup and no guard cat's in sight
and dark-daventry isn't a member of the staf yet so....
*swims in the pool
Icarus...the pool..doens't...exist...:P
What about a beach? *starts a petition*
COWABUNGA!! Surfs up, dude! 8)
*signs petition*
Swimming is good for your mental health! Honestly! XD
Beach in the middle of an Asylum... ???
COOL! XD
Quote from: Yonkey on May 25, 2006, 07:52:25 AM
Beach in the middle of an Asylum... ???
COOL! XD
Awesome! :D If even Yonkey's up for it, we should have no problem convincing CC.
lol, I'm not part of the Asylum staff. (Or am I? I can't remember. XD)
the revolution started to get an aquarium but now we all want a complete beach whit a sea in the asylum.
starts painting revolution signs
Quote from: Yonkey on May 25, 2006, 08:02:36 AM
lol, I'm not part of the Asylum staff. (Or am I? I can't remember. XD)
Let's say you are, just for the purpose of convincing CC.:P
Quote from: Deloria on May 25, 2006, 08:03:37 AM
Let's say you are, just for the purpose of convincing CC.:P
We could, but if he says I'm just as crazy as the rest of you, it won't be very convincing. ;P
The patients are NOT crazy, we are mentally challenged :P
Quote from: Yonkey on May 25, 2006, 08:05:49 AM
Quote from: Deloria on May 25, 2006, 08:03:37 AM
Let's say you are, just for the purpose of convincing CC.:P
We could, but if he says I'm just as crazy as the rest of you, it won't be very convincing. ;P
Neil's in the asylum for being passive aggressive. :P
He seems perfectly sane now, I think he was let out. :P
I'm not sure about the sane part, but let's use the second part to convince CC! XD
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 23, 2006, 04:10:12 AMWell, I now know what I forgotten. :idea:
I don't smell like them. ::)
Now how can I catch their smell?
Rest assured that's not the only precaution I made to avoid anyone impersonating security personnel. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on May 23, 2006, 12:36:35 PMOkay! :D *starts a rebellion* And may I please have my monthly candy bar? :P
Let's nip this little rebellion idea in the butt shall we? *puts Deloria
and Icarus in
separate isolation rooms*
(yes, I have more than one isolation room)
Quote from: Deloria on May 23, 2006, 01:12:25 PMIf we're rebelling we shouldn't listen to them...we should listen to the voices in our heads, and right now one of the voices in my head is telling me to get a candy bar
Ah yes, I see, you're listening to those voices in your head again. Tsk, tsk, you shouldn't do that, you know. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 23, 2006, 01:59:27 PM* Asks if he can have catlitterbox duties *
NO. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on May 23, 2006, 11:39:28 PM*asks if she can have a guard kitten as a pet* They're so cute...
Guard
cats might
look cute, but they are not to be judged by appearance. And guard
kittens don't exist. When one of the (female) guardcats is pregnant, she is immediately taken off-duty and transferred to civilian duty. When born, the offspring will remain in civilian society until they are ready to apply and only if they succeed in the application tests will they be eligible to work as guardcat. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on May 25, 2006, 01:38:04 AMWhile Lollotte's studying for her finals, and CC's asleep. we can revolt! :D
You're forgetting the security cameras
and the fact my security personnel is perfectly able to keep working without me looking after them for an extended period of time. :D
Quote from: icarus on May 25, 2006, 02:46:10 AMyup and no guard cat's in sight
and dark-daventry isn't a member of the staff yet so....
*swims in the pool
Maybe you can't
see the security cat because it blends in perfectly with the background but rest assured it's there, watching your every move. No, Dark-daventry isn't a staff member, I even have yet to receive an application (by PM). 8)
And no, the Asylum does not have a pool, only a pond. But of course, you're hallucinating you're swimming in a pool since you're still in isolation. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on May 25, 2006, 05:07:13 AMWhat about a beach? *starts a petition*
Beaches need to be near to a sea or at least a lake. We don't have either so we don't need a beach. 8)
Quote from: Rosella on May 25, 2006, 05:10:52 AM*signs petition*
Swimming is good for your mental health! Honestly! XD
The best I can do is construct a swimming pool, but that's it. That's all you need to practice swimming too. :scholar:
Quote from: Jafar on May 25, 2006, 05:09:20 AMCOWABUNGA!! Surfs up, dude! 8)
Surf simulator? 8)
Quote from: Yonkey on May 25, 2006, 07:52:25 AMBeach in the middle of an Asylum... ???
If I were to allow it, it wouldn't be in the center, and certainly not in the garden either. I think I'm gonna need more space... ::)
Quote from: Yonkey on May 25, 2006, 07:52:25 AMBeach in the middle of an Asylum... ???
As manager, I have complete authority over what goes on
in the Asylum, and not even Yonkey can overrule
me. :pokerface:
Quote from: Yonkey on May 25, 2006, 08:02:36 AMlol, I'm not part of the Asylum staff. (Or am I? I can't remember. XD)
No, you're not. And even if you were, you'd still be nowhere near to me... :scholar:
Quote from: Yonkey on May 25, 2006, 08:05:49 AMWe could, but if he says I'm just as crazy as the rest of you, it won't be very convincing. ;P
You've just been brainwashed. That's your mental problem, you're convinced of supporting unjust causes too quickly. :pleased:
Quote from: Rosella on May 25, 2006, 01:45:28 PMI'm not sure about the sane part, but let's use the second part to convince CC! XD
Good luck! 8)
:zzz:
PS: This message has just been spell-checked by the forum. ;D
I don't see why there can't be an artificial beach :P
starts shouting in his isolation room and banging whit his haed to the wall. I wans a beatch whit a sea in the asylum and I want an aquarium and now I want tree candybars a week becouse you locked me up
Quote from: icarus on May 25, 2006, 03:47:27 PM
starts shouting in his isolation room and banging whit his haed to the wall. I wans a beatch whit a sea in the asylum and I want an aquarium and now I want tree candybars a week becouse you locked me up
I do too! These conditions are appalling!
I will send my application soon! And guys, you might need to open up a fourth floor for all of your new needs... Why not just open up the doors to the fourth floor with the swimming pool and fitness center? It also has an Ice Rink I believe... And a ton of new isolation rooms, with very "accomadating" conditions!
Quote from: icarus on May 25, 2006, 03:47:27 PM
I wans a beatch whit a sea in the asylum
Psst, use the Spell Check button when posting. You almost spelled something else there. :P
Swimming is good for mental health because it's good for physical health! :P
Oh, just like mountains are good for tempests like molehills are good for teapots. ;P
*is reminded of having to tell her mom that she had to play KQ6 for homework*
XD
That must've gotten you a weird look. :P
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 25, 2006, 04:55:34 PM
I will send my application soon! And guys, you might need to open up a fourth floor for all of your new needs... Why not just open up the doors to the fourth floor with the swimming pool and fitness center? It also has an Ice Rink I believe... And a ton of new isolation rooms, with very "accomadating" conditions!
Sorry, there can't be a fourth floor until this thread has reached 99 pages :P
So where does the elevator take you when you try to go to the 3th floor?
Quote from: Jafar on May 26, 2006, 02:02:00 AM
So where does the elevator take you when you try to go to the 3th floor?
We're already on the third floor. :P And why would you want to do that? :P
Erm, 4th floor. (Dang typos) :P
Is the next one going to be fourth floor or fourth story? :P
The fourth florr hasn't been built yet and I wouldn't know as none of us have ever been in the elevator.
Quote from: Yonkey on May 25, 2006, 04:56:57 PM
Quote from: icarus on May 25, 2006, 03:47:27 PM
I wans a beatch whit a sea in the asylum
Psst, use the Spell Check button when posting. You almost spelled something else there. :P
believe I used that button
The elevator is only open to employees! :P
Okay, okay! Touchy... :P
Ok, so is the plan to spam this thread until we get 99 pages? :P
Nah. There is no 19th story. And there's no Miss Zarves either. :P
Ok, then we just have to convince CC to let us install the pool on this floor. :P
knocks on the door Rosella or Jafar will you please open the door of Deloria and mine cell so we can revolt again so we get a beach at the 4 floor (or maybe even sooner)
When were you guys ever in a cell? :P
CC put them in isolation cells. And the doors have burglar alarms... :P
You can still petition by asking the guard cats to tell CC. :P
Rosella can't you let your cat become a guard cat that obeys your wishes?
No, he's not black. :P
I have a black cat! (AAMAF, we have three but only one's tame :P) All she does is purr, though. :P
AAMAF? XD
As a matter a fact.
* starts selling holes in the walls *
Who needs a hole in his room?
For personal of the asylum only!!
[spoiler]* uses paint to make the hole look very realistic *
WHY DID YOU LOOKED AT IT??? WHY[/spoiler]
You're hallucinating; you have no paint. ::)
Quote from: Rosella on May 26, 2006, 05:09:06 AM
Ok, so is the plan to spam this thread until we get 99 pages? :P
XD
And then break out? :P Is reminded of This (http://home.joimail.com/%7Ebjhnah/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/TSL.swf)
Quote from: Rosella on May 26, 2006, 01:41:42 PM
You're hallucinating; you have no paint. ::)
I do have paint
* shows a bottle of paint *
* Looks at it more closely *
paint removerTht is why those holes look so real. :P
Patients don't have access to chemicals. :P
I'm sorry, but I may have to confiscate that from you! You are in possesion of illegal chemicals!
You are in violation of section 323AFF Wily Code: Interfering with a Robo-officer of the law. Punishment: Vaporization! :P
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 26, 2006, 05:43:11 PM
I'm sorry, but I may have to confiscate that from you! You are in possesion of illegal chemicals!
So, CC hired you? :P
If he did, CC would post it here, so not yet. :P
but dark daventry is trying to get a white foot whit cc
*flies around in her cell* Pretty! :D I guess that happens when you're on happy pills :P
Quote from: Rosella on May 26, 2006, 02:05:47 PM
Patients don't have access to chemicals. :P
I found it in the closed in my room after I came on this floor. :P
I should look in everyone else his/her closed for other usefull things. ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 27, 2006, 11:46:00 AM
Quote from: Rosella on May 26, 2006, 02:05:47 PM
Patients don't have access to chemicals. :P
I found it in the closed in my room after I came on this floor. :P
I should look in everyone else his/her closed for other usefull things. ::)
*continues flying around her room* *flies out of the window and into Davnetrty XD*
Davnetrty?
never hear of
and Gilgamesh maybe you find some soap and a towel
It's right next to Daventry, but in higher up and to the east-west :P
Deloria, your pills are taking a massive overdose. I believe that you have had a hallucination, and you should go to bed, and tomorrow, we can resume your treatment. And, no, I have not been hired yet, but am waiting for a reply... In the meantime, I will continue to maintain a sane presence here!
*continues to fly, and is elated because she's on happy pills*
Security! Get down here! Hold the girl down! Do you want to stop now, Deloria?
But no one is holding me down, I'm just floating and flying* *twirls in the breeze, in the bright green sky* :P
Actually, that's the morphine taking effect. There is the slight chance that the morphine will not work on you, and that you are going insane, because you're not floating!
I'm out of your reach! :P
And those are the happy pills that Jason gave me :P *continues floating out of the window and goes to Deliria* :P
*sigh* There goes another one... Well, I should enroll to be a mental health doctor to help patients with various disorders...
*flies through a rainbow and ends up in Etheria* But I wanted to go to Deliria! :-\ :'(
Deloria, if you actually flew out the window and into Etheria, then how on the world of KQ could you be possibly here at the same time talking to us! You don't have a radio to talk to us, nor are you allowed one, and so you can't possibly be there, otherwise you wouldn't be talking to us in the first place!
That, and the windows don't open. :P
*opens window and floats out* And I'm not talking to you, I'm writing to you. Plus, there's a laptop with me, and I can do this without hinderance whilst flying :P
I don't think they allow you to have laptops, do they?
There are computers in the asylum, you just can't buy things with them. :P
So the patients/prisoners are allowed such electrical devices? Amazing...
Well I don't know about them, but I'd go MORE insane without the internet. :P
... No comment! XD
I'm FLYING!! :D And I've reached Deliria! :D The inhabitants want me to stay. they even made me a marchioness because my screen name is so similar to the place.
Deloria, I hate to break it to you, but you're in denial! Those pills were sedatives!
They made me feel happy and I'm still flying. Besides, Jason wouldn't give me sedatives! Just happy pills :P *continues flying*
Deloria, come back down here please....
Besides, we have a battle to wage! We still haven't been given our candy bars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Starts passing out APRETT badges to all who want them.*
I'm not coming down until 100 signatures are on the petition!
But won't you have trouble getting signatures from waaaaay up there? ???
The rest of us can't fly I don't think.....
*flaps arms up and down*
Nope, I can't fly.... :-[
But you all can get signatures, whilst I'm in Deliria and Etheria :P
Quote from: Deloria on May 25, 2006, 03:35:37 PMI don't see why there can't be an artificial beach :P
We don't do 'artificial' here in the Asylum. :pleased:
Quote from: icarus on May 25, 2006, 03:47:27 PMstarts shouting in his isolation room and banging whit his haed to the wall. I wans a beatch whit a sea in the asylum and I want an aquarium and now I want tree candybars a week becouse you locked me up
You banging into the
padded wall with your head isn't going to allow me to let you out sooner. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on May 25, 2006, 03:51:00 PMI do too! These conditions are appalling!
You don't know what
is appalling,
Miss Deloria! :evil:
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 25, 2006, 04:55:34 PMAnd guys, you might need to open up a fourth floor for all of your new needs... Why not just open up the doors to the fourth floor with the swimming pool and fitness center? It also has an Ice Rink I believe... And a ton of new isolation rooms, with very "accomadating" conditions!
I'm already renovating the first and second floor/wing, and I already have isolation rooms enough. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on May 26, 2006, 01:56:22 AMSorry, there can't be a fourth floor until this thread has reached 99 pages :P
And what she said too. 8)
Quote from: Rosella on May 26, 2006, 05:03:49 AMThe elevator is only open to employees! :P
Right, aka staff. :scholar:
Quote from: Rosella on May 26, 2006, 05:22:07 AMOk, then we just have to convince CC to let us install the pool on this floor. :P
The 3rd floor is already jam-packed with other things. ::)
Quote from: icarus on May 26, 2006, 05:24:37 AMknocks on the door Rosella or Jafar will you please open the door of Deloria and mine cell so we can revolt again so we get a beach at the 4 floor (or maybe even sooner)
They can't do that! They're not Asylum staff! :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on May 26, 2006, 05:46:51 AMI have a black cat! (AAMAF, we have three but only one's tame :P) All she does is purr, though. :P
No matter, we'll turn her into a fierce guard cat in no time! :pleased:
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 26, 2006, 05:43:11 PMI'm sorry, but I may have to confiscate that from you! You are in possesion of illegal chemicals!
You are not confiscating anything and he's just hallucinating about that. :scholar:
Quote from: Rosella on May 27, 2006, 10:04:30 AMIf he did, CC would post it here, so not yet. :P
I would, and all I have to say is: we're still in negotation. :D
Quote from: icarus on May 27, 2006, 10:05:32 AMbut dark daventry is trying to get a white foot whit cc
He's harming his chances doing it that way. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on May 27, 2006, 12:04:15 PM*continues flying around her room* *flies out of the window and into Davnetrty XD*
You're clearly hallucinating. As if I would let windows unguarded against escape attempts... :scholar:
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 27, 2006, 01:56:24 PMDeloria, your pills are taking a massive overdose. I believe that you have had a hallucination, and you should go to bed, and tomorrow, we can resume your treatment. And, no, I have not been hired yet, but am waiting for a reply...
Very good, maybe you should ask Lollotte if you can join
her team. 8)
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 27, 2006, 02:14:38 PMSecurity! Get down here! Hold the girl down! Do you want to stop now, Deloria?
First you're saying she's hallucinating and then you want to hold her down. You seem to be contradicting yourself, not a very good sign. :-\
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 27, 2006, 04:20:37 PM*sigh* There goes another one... Well, I should enroll to be a mental health doctor to help patients with various disorders...
... into the deep you mean. No matter, those pills will lose their effect soon enough and she'll come back. :scholar: If you plan to be employed in the Psychiatric section, please stop contradicting yourself. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on May 27, 2006, 05:10:34 PM*opens window and floats out*
Just so you know, the windows can't open. The Asylum has a perfectly working air conditiong system (not the type they use at where I work, which fails all the time) so the windows don't need to be opened. :scholar:
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 28, 2006, 06:46:23 AMDeloria, I hate to break it to you, but you're in denial! Those pills were sedatives!
Quote from: Deloria on May 28, 2006, 06:59:06 AMThey made me feel happy and I'm still flying. Besides, Jason wouldn't give me sedatives! Just happy pills :P *continues flying*
It's going to take some time before those sedatives can counter the happy pill's effects it seems... :-\
:zzz:
What is lollote's team? What does she do?
And that's Queene Deloria to you! :P
Deloria, this isn't your thread, so I don't believe we have to call you majesty at all! No offense!
I'm not saying that, I'm just saying that I refuse to be spoken to as Miss, CC :P
But she prefers it.
Just because this isn't my thread doesn't mean I'm not a princess, so it stands to reason that Deloria is still a Queene. :P
knocks harder on the door
Let me out or else........................
...........................
..........................
?? ehmmmm...
I won't eat my dinner :P
But still... No comment!
Quote from: icarus on May 29, 2006, 09:08:03 AM
knocks harder on the door
Let me out or else........................
...........................
..........................
?? ehmmmm...
I won't eat my dinner :P
Eat your dinner, please! And I don't think they're going to let you out anyway!
Thank you Rosella :P
ANd Icarus, that's why they have IV tubes, they don't care if you eat or not. :P
Here's my master plan for breaking everyone out of the Asylum. :P
Now, I need someone athletic to climb over that wall, land on the other side of it safely, then build a bridge over the cats. Once we're over them, dig a hole until you reach the steel foundation here, then mine a hole to the outside world. We'll give the athlete 5 minutes, then we'll smash our way through the wall and follow the path they're leaving for the rest of us. It's fool-proof! :P
/me wonders if playing too much Lemmings can be considered a mental disorder XD
Well, it's done a lot more damage than listening to Simple Plan... :P
Who's going to do it?
I dunno. Some random lemming, I guess. :P
I wanted to!! :P
Um, how can you build a bridge in that time...? I think that may very well fail...
IV tubes are quite useful in Asylums, I believe...
*floats away from the needles...*:P
Needles!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
I hate them too, but they help you live longer and healthier. Most of the time... :evil:
And the other half of the time they're infected with disease :P *floats farther away*
At any rate, keep them far from me and my Vice President. I need her to stay well.
trows dinner away again
ands no needles those are evil
Needles are so painful! I got a shot once, and for the next two days I couldn't write!
Quote from: icarus on May 29, 2006, 02:14:09 PM
trows dinner away again
ands no needles those are evil
Please, eat your dinner! It would be unsettling for you not to...
Yes, that was probably a tetnis shot, I can't stand those. They hurt so much for days thereafter.
Quote from: Zelly on May 29, 2006, 02:13:36 PM
At any rate, keep them far from me and my Vice President. I need her to stay well.
Am I she? :P
*inches farther away from the needles* It tried to stab me!!:o
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 29, 2006, 02:16:00 PM
Quote from: icarus on May 29, 2006, 02:14:09 PM
trows dinner away again
ands no needles those are evil
Please, eat your dinner! It would be unsettling for you not to...
No
(and about needles my dentist used them once very painfull)
Needles are ebil!
And so are Isolation Cells.
CC's evil. He wants to take my purring cat and make her vicious and into a guard cat! :'( :P
T'was a tetnis, milady. It hurt so much. I sometimes believe that they were invented for the soul purpose of pain. My family owns a dental practice, so I get free dentistry, but they never gave me a needle. When I was young I cut my lips on something, and they had to give me stitches on my lips. I believe they used a needle there, but I remember so little of the event. (I do remember struggling with the doctors, however!)
Quote from: Deloria on May 29, 2006, 02:24:05 PM
CC's evil. He wants to take my purring cat and make her vicious and into a guard cat! :'( :P
I believe that they may benefit from the experience. Imagine, no more robbers at your house!
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 29, 2006, 02:25:59 PM
Quote from: Deloria on May 29, 2006, 02:24:05 PM
CC's evil. He wants to take my purring cat and make her vicious and into a guard cat! :'( :P
I believe that they may benefit from the experience. Imagine, no more robbers at your house!
But what good is protectiong her house if we're all stuck here? ???
Starts passing around the petition.
Besides, they'd be working in the Asylum, not at my house. And the Aslyum has enough protection, anyway there's a reason my mother insisted on getting a dog.
Cats rule Dogs drool.
All hail the cats!!!!!!!!!!!
Hail the cats!! I don't like most canines. Cat's are pretty and dog's are just dribbly :P
Yes especially mine. :P
Quote from: Deloria on May 29, 2006, 02:17:10 PM
Quote from: Zelly on May 29, 2006, 02:13:36 PM
At any rate, keep them far from me and my Vice President. I need her to stay well.
Am I she? :P
But of course! ;D
Though I still think APRETT needs more members :P
*double joins :P*
Quote from: Deloria on May 29, 2006, 02:41:24 PM
*double joins :P*
YAY! ;D
*double joins as well*
Now we've almost doubled our membership list :P
English please, ladies...
APRETT:
(Association of Patient's Rights to Eat Tasty Things)
I'd ask you to join, but you're trying to get a job here, and CC told Farq that joining would get him locked up. :P
Wait, me joining would get him locked up... I don't understand that...
No no no no no......
Him joining would get him locked up. CC said so.
So it stands to reason if you joined you'd be locked up too.
And as far as I know, Jason is the only one who can be a patient and staff.
Of course it could be because of his multiple personalities.....
I have multiple personalities...... They're all as insane as me. XD
Oh, I'm sorry!
Quote from: Deloria on May 29, 2006, 08:46:01 AMI'm not saying that, I'm just saying that I refuse to be spoken to as Miss, CC :P
You
did notice I put a smiley after that I don't use much in this thread, so I was trying to make a point and I think that be reacting that way, you got it. :pleased:
Quote from: Rosella on May 29, 2006, 09:06:40 AMJust because this isn't my thread doesn't mean I'm not a princess,
You're a bright little genie. :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on May 29, 2006, 09:08:03 AMknocks harder on the door
Let me out or else........................
...........................
..........................
?? ehmmmm...
I won't eat my dinner :P
*informs kitchen to make one dinner portion less* :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on May 29, 2006, 09:10:13 AMANd Icarus, that's why they have IV tubes, they don't care if you eat or not. :P
Just for missing
one dinner? Nah! 8)
Quote from: Jafar on May 29, 2006, 09:19:16 AMHere's my master plan for breaking everyone out of the Asylum. :P
Now, I need someone athletic to climb over that wall, land on the other side of it safely, then build a bridge over the cats. Once we're over them, dig a hole until you reach the steel foundation here, then mine a hole to the outside world. We'll give the athlete 5 minutes, then we'll smash our way through the wall and follow the path they're leaving for the rest of us. It's fool-proof! :P
Let me point out the flaws in that master plan:
a) when that athlete would reach the top of the wall, (s)he would bump into the ceiling, so there's no climbing over it.
b) dig through the enforced concrete floor of the 3rd floor, the 2nd floor, and the 1st floor (aka ground floor),
and dig through the steel foundation too? I don't think so!
c) Smash your way through what wall?
:D
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 29, 2006, 02:01:53 PMUm, how can you build a bridge in that time...? I think that may very well fail...
The army has bridges that can be deployed very fast, actually. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on May 29, 2006, 02:10:17 PMAnd the other half of the time they're infected with disease :P *floats farther away*
Asylum needles are only used once
and disinfected before that one use, so there's no chance of it being infected with anything else. But, I see no reason to bring in needles here, so you're just hallucinating there are. :pokerface:
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 29, 2006, 02:16:00 PMPlease, eat your dinner! It would be unsettling for you not to...
Those 3 points and the end of your sentence means to me you might be implying a harsh sentence if icarus doesn't eat his dinner, which is a thing
you are not allowed to. In fact, you seem to be bugging the patients so:
*moves dark-daventry into the visiting-only section of the Asylum*
Quote from: Deloria on May 29, 2006, 02:24:05 PMCC's evil. He wants to take my purring cat and make her vicious and into a guard cat! :'( :P
I didn't say I
wanted to, I said I/we
could. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on May 29, 2006, 02:29:51 PManyway there's a reason my mother insisted on getting a dog.
/me tries to think of a reason but fails ;D
Quote from: Zelly on May 29, 2006, 02:31:55 PMCats rule Dogs drool.
All hail the cats!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay! 8)
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 29, 2006, 02:53:44 PMWait, me joining would get him locked up... I don't understand that...
he joining would get
him locked up, and if you do, you won't
ever got a job at the Asylum. If you already have one at the time of joining, you'll get a free stay in an isolation cell and then you'll be thrown out. ::)
Quote from: Deloria on May 29, 2006, 02:41:24 PM*double joins :P*
*uses 'DISTINCT' in his 'SELECT'* :scholar:
Quote from: Zelly on May 29, 2006, 03:18:39 PMAnd as far as I know, Jason is the only one who can be a patient and staff.
Of course it could be because of his multiple personalities.....
Jason cannot be patient
and staff
at the same time.
Quote from: Zelly on May 29, 2006, 03:18:39 PMI have multiple personalities...... They're all as insane as me. XD
That's the difference between you and Jason, usally Jason has at least
one sane personality.
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on May 29, 2006, 03:24:43 PM
Quote from: Zelly on May 29, 2006, 02:31:55 PMCats rule Dogs drool.
All hail the cats!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay! 8)
:pleased:
Quote from: copycat on May 29, 2006, 03:24:43 PM
Quote from: Zelly on May 29, 2006, 03:18:39 PMI have multiple personalities...... They're all as insane as me. XD
That's the difference between you and Jason, usally Jason has at least one sane personality.
I know... it's sad isn't it.
I'll stop bugging the patients. Sorry. Does that hurt my chances of becoming staff?
It shouldn't, the staff 'bugs' us regularly... :P or at least they bug me...
Really? Is that so?
:yes: Yep. :yes:
But that's okay, I enjoy it!
Sure you do...
I do!!!!!!!!!
As long as they don't have needles, and give me my candy every month.
No comment...
That's always the safe answer....unless of course you're name is Yonkey....then the safe answer is :suffer:.
CALM DOWN ALL! ;D
knocks on the door
no more food until there is a beach in the asylum :o
*continues floating around waiting for peolple to join APRETT and sign the petitions. :P*
*is glad CC doesn't want to take her cat away* And my mom wanted to get a dog because she thinks it'll provide her with secturity! (I live in a town where there are 500 people, my parents earn normal wages and there is no reason whatsoever why we should be robbed!) Anyway, I can't stand that beast. :P
Quote from: Zelly on May 29, 2006, 03:37:23 PMIt shouldn't, the staff 'bugs' us regularly... :P or at least they bug me...
That's called (therapeutic)
treatment. :pokerface:
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 29, 2006, 03:35:40 PMI'll stop bugging the patients. Sorry. Does that hurt my chances of becoming staff?
At the very least it doesn't improve your chances. :scholar:
Quote from: Zelly on May 29, 2006, 03:40:29 PMBut that's okay, I enjoy it!
We try to make it as enjoyable as we can, those treatment sessions. Glad you feel that way about it. :pleased:
Quote from: Lollotte on May 29, 2006, 10:32:10 PMCALM DOWN ALL! ;D
Aha, my Psychiatric Nurse is back on the job. :D
Quote from: icarus on May 30, 2006, 04:28:47 AMno more food until there is a beach in the asylum :o
As you wish. You'll have to go without food a long time then though, and a doctor is sworn to treat his patient if he's suffering from malnutrition so you
will get fed, by whatever means possible, if your health is in danger. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on May 30, 2006, 12:28:43 PMAnd my mom wanted to get a dog because she thinks it'll provide her with security! ... Anyway, I can't stand that beast. :P
When there are small kids around, dogs can be
very dangerous when unmonitored. :-\
We had a (stray) dog where I used to live before I moved to where I am now. The reason why it was a stray was probably because
she thought she was a
he. ::) After it died, we got cats though. :D So, while I have no hard objections to a dog, I still largely prefer cats. 8)
EDIT: oops, forgot :zzz:
* puts a healt-barr above Icarus and sees it drop slowly *
They really work!! ;D
I thought they only worked in videogames. ::)
doesn't eat. I only drink water out of the toilet :P
Quote from: icarus on May 31, 2006, 05:30:15 AM
doesn't eat. I only drink water out of the toilet :P
Yet another reminder of the dog...:P But Icarus, that's not very healthy. :P
Quote from: Deloria on May 31, 2006, 06:12:05 AM
Quote from: icarus on May 31, 2006, 05:30:15 AM
doesn't eat. I only drink water out of the toilet :P
Yet another reminder of the dog...:P But Icarus, that's not very healthy. :P
never said it was healthy
Icarus, I'm not sure that water's good to drink.... :-X
what a rush, what a rush,
now I let the toilet flush. :P
Well, I certainly hope you did flush it before you drank it. :-X
:X Make way for the bathroom! I'm going to throw my breakfast! XD (I didn't have any...)
Asylum members have to have strong nerves :P
*sits in her cell, blissfully unaware of what is going on* XD
*flies around her cell, sadly aware of what's going on :P*
Quote from: Deloria on May 31, 2006, 09:02:08 AMIcarus, I'm not sure that water's good to drink.... :-X
The water in the toilet is biologically healthy. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on May 31, 2006, 02:10:44 PMwhat a rush, what a rush,
now I let the toilet flush. :P
Indeed, when you retract your head from the toilet, it flushes.
Quote from: Deloria on May 31, 2006, 02:31:20 PMWell, I certainly hope you did flush it before you drank it. :-X
The toilet flushes completely automatic. :pleased:
Quote from: dark-daventry on May 31, 2006, 02:36:49 PM:X Make way for the bathroom! I'm going to throw my breakfast! XD (I didn't have any...)
You're the only one in the visitor-only section so you can have the bathroom there all for yourself! However, if you're throwing up without eating anything, you'll most probably have a serious flu, so maybe you should go and take lots of rest @ home. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on May 31, 2006, 02:51:03 PMAsylum members have to have strong nerves :P
Members = patients or staff?
Quote from: Rosella on May 31, 2006, 02:52:05 PM*sits in her cell, blissfully unaware of what is going on* XD
Very good, there is no need for you to witness all of this. :D
Quote from: Deloria on May 31, 2006, 02:52:51 PM*flies around her cell, sadly aware of what's going on :P*
Geez, haven't those happy pills racx gave you
still not given in to the neutralizing pills I gave you afterwards? :o
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on May 31, 2006, 03:28:17 PM
Quote from: Deloria on May 31, 2006, 02:51:03 PMAsylum members have to have strong nerves :P
Members = patients or staff?
Isn't that the same thing? ;P
Icarus, If I find a way to get you out will you join APRETT?
* Looks around in the asylum *
My paint did work!!
It looks all different now
All bloody-red and dark-red
Yes, isn't it all dark and wonderful looking?
It's a bit scary looking. :P The blue was happy! XD
I loved the blue....
*bids a tearful farewell to the happy blue asylum* :'( :'(
But the red is snazzy! ;-D
*Tries to hug the snazzy red one* XD
Red is a royal color! *insert non-existant Deloria smiley (with crown!) here* :P
Well this collour is the punishmend for making it hard to put any smily's in the posts.
And the spell Check doesn't work also!!
Allright!
Make many type-errors everyone.
Quote from: Jafar on June 01, 2006, 04:38:20 AM
Red is a royal color! *insert non-existant Deloria smiley (with crown!) here* :P
If
I had a smilie, there'd be a princess one. :P
Like this???
Maybe less pink and makeup-y. :P
Well it was just a quick job.
I shoulda known to use blue though
*smacks forhead*
Pretty. :D *decides to make herself one* WHat did you use?
Check your PMs ;)
Thanks :D
CC, YOU GAVE ME MEDICINE?! :o
But, no, they haven't done anything yet...*continues flying and at one point turns into a mushroom*
Deloria is feeling funky! Deloria took out the pizza and gave it to SHROOOOOOOOM! SHROOOOOOOOM recovered 300 HP!
Quote from: Zelly on May 31, 2006, 08:44:25 PM
Icarus, If I find a way to get you out will you join APRETT?
I Join all who think about planns off:
-escaping
-getting a beach in the asylum
-getting an aquarium in the asylum
Okay :D
*signs a petition for all three* I also want to have a spoiler per day :P
*starts a petition for SPD* :P
Quote from: icarus on June 01, 2006, 09:31:25 AM
Quote from: Zelly on May 31, 2006, 08:44:25 PM
Icarus, If I find a way to get you out will you join APRETT?
I Join all who think about planns off:
-escaping
-getting a beach in the asylum
-getting an aquarium in the asylum
But you won't sign for candy?
*signs other petitions*
forgot
also for a candy
and for thea whit sugar
So you'll join APRETT then?? :)
Hey Deloria, I think we may have a new member! ;D
sure
Yay! *hands Icarus badge and sign and candybar :P*
So now, including my Vice-President and I who joined twice, we have 6 members!!! ;D
Quote from: Zelly on May 31, 2006, 08:44:25 PMIcarus, If I find a way to get you out will you join APRETT?
Let me save you the effort of trying to find a way to get icarus out, because I'm telling you you'll
never be able to do it right from the start. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 01, 2006, 04:23:30 AM* Looks around in the asylum *
My paint did work!!
It looks all different now
All bloody-red and dark-red
That was not your paint. I hired an outside contractor (named POS :P ) to revamp the walls of the Asylum without anyone noticing it whilst they were doing it. Glad you like it though, I do too. ;D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 01, 2006, 04:39:25 AMWell this collour is the punishmend for making it hard to put any smily's in the posts.
Huh ???
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 07, 2017, 10:47:31 AMAnd the spell Check doesn't work also!!
Yes it does (here/now). But most of the time I'm my own spell-checker. Sometimes I'm even spell-checking after I clicked the Post-button. 8) EDIT: here you have it right now
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 07, 2017, 10:47:31 AMAllright!
Make many type-errors everyone
I only use the spell-checker if I'm not sure about the right spelling of a word in my post. So I'm sure you'll find at least a few posts of mine that still have spelling errors despite my efforts to keep my posts free of them. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on June 01, 2006, 06:46:38 AMCC, YOU GAVE ME MEDICINE?! :o
But, no, they haven't done anything yet...*continues flying and at one point turns into a mushroom*
Not personally ofcourse, but, yes I orderd therapeutic staff to give you anti-happy-pill-pills. :scholar: I'm not sure if you're still suffering from the effects of the happy-pills though. Maybe my anti-pills have a side-effect I was unaware of and that only affects you. :-\
Quote from: Deloria on June 01, 2006, 12:17:59 PM*starts a petition for SPD* :P
SPD= SicherheidsPolizei Deutschland? :P
Quote from: Deloria on June 01, 2006, 01:55:18 PMYay! *hands Icarus badge and sign and candybar :P*
That candybar is sugar-free ofcourse. :pokerface:
Quote from: Zelly on June 01, 2006, 01:58:01 PMSo now, including my Vice-President and I who joined twice, we have 6 members!!! ;D
I thought there were two members who double-joined? But, that doesn't matter, my Distinct-function will eliminate all the doubles (or triplets or more for that matter). :pleased:
:zzz:
Actually, CC, SPD stands for Spoiler Per Day, not Sicherheits Polizei Deutschland, as I'm not even in Germany :P
EDIT: And I'm still flying but I'm really glad that msuhroom thing was only temporary. *flies out into the outside world and comes back to the Asylum to help the others break out* :P
Well still can't put any smily's
In the lower left corner of my screen stands
fout op de pagina
translation:
error on page, or something like that
* starts hunting on birds *
Get away birdflu!!!
Oo
* finds a realy bigg looking ckicken and runs away from it *
Chickens are invading the world!!
THIS IS HORRIBLE!! THE SKY IS FALLING, HELL FROZE OVER AND NOW CHICKENS ARE INVADING THE WORLD SPREADING BIRDFLU WHEREVER THEY GO!!
luckaly I'm locked in so the chickens won't reach me....
....
....
or will they?
They're bigg and fry-ed!!
Wait just a minute.
It must be a kentucky fry-ed chicken comercial!
THEY'RE HERE TO BRAINWASH US!! THE SKY IS FALLING!! THEY'RE MAKING THE SKY FALL!! YOU CAN'T OUTRUN THEM!! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THEM!! *flies around in her little cell screaming* HELP!!!! *goes to Daventry to seek help :P*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 02, 2006, 12:30:26 PM
Well still can't put any smily's
Could you translate the entire error message you're getting to english and PM me? Thanks!
Quote from: Deloria on June 02, 2006, 08:15:42 AMActually, CC, SPD stands for Spoiler Per Day, not Sicherheits Polizei Deutschland, as I'm not even in Germany :P
XD
Quote from: Deloria on June 02, 2006, 08:15:42 AM*flies out into the outside world and comes back to the Asylum to help the others break out* :P
Yes, we already know you're hallucinating big time. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on June 02, 2006, 12:32:37 PMTHIS IS HORRIBLE!! THE SKY IS FALLING, HELL FROZE OVER AND NOW CHICKENS ARE INVADING THE WORLD SPREADING BIRDFLU WHEREVER THEY GO!!
STOP SCREAMING, YOU'RE SCARING THE OTHER PATIENTS! :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on June 02, 2006, 01:53:23 PMluckaly I'm locked in so the chickens won't reach me....
....
....
or will they?
If a snail stampede can't penetrate the walls of the Asylum, I'm pretty sure it can withstand a chicken assault. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on June 02, 2006, 02:58:20 PM*goes to Daventry to seek help :P*
Ofcourse, you're only going there in your mind. *tries frantically to think of a way to sedate Deloria* :idea: *pumps sleeping gas into Deloria's isolation cell*
Quote from: Yonkey on June 02, 2006, 03:39:23 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 02, 2006, 12:30:26 PM
Well still can't put any smily's
Could you translate the entire error message you're getting to english and PM me?
And if Gilgamesh can't translate everything, I'll by happy to (try and) help. :scholar:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on June 02, 2006, 03:53:56 PM
And if Gilgamesh can't translate everything, I'll by happy to (try and) help. :scholar:
Awesome! ;D In that case, don't bother PM'ing me Gilgamesh. Just post it in this thread. 8)
*refuses to believe she is hallucinating* CC, you can stop the gas now. :P It's not work-*falls down asleep*
Thank you CC. I should be around more often now to take care of some of this insanity. I'm not guaranteeing anything, though. :P
Quote from: Yonkey on June 02, 2006, 04:07:54 PM
Quote from: copycat on June 02, 2006, 03:53:56 PM
And if Gilgamesh can't translate everything, I'll by happy to (try and) help. :scholar:
Awesome! ;D In that case, don't bother PM'ing me Gilgamesh. Just post it in this thread. 8)
probaly what Gilgamesh ment wat this:
below the screen (just above the start button) you see
fout op de pagina
translated
error on the page (or should it be error on the site)
I think that is why he and I stil can't use smilies and spelling checker
Starts knocking on the door Evil staff evil staff evil staff evil staff evil staff evil staff
Quote from: copycat on June 02, 2006, 03:53:56 PM
Quote from: icarus on June 02, 2006, 01:53:23 PMluckaly I'm locked in so the chickens won't reach me....
....
....
or will they?
If a snail stampede can't penetrate the walls of the Asylum, I'm pretty sure it can withstand a chicken assault. :pleased:
y
Yeah but the glombie wombies are nice, and they don't go around pecking things with nasty beaks.
*Grabs Raven and hides under bed.*
I can put smily's in my posts, but only when I type the word of that smily. :P
regel: 577
teken: 1
object wordt verwacht
code: 0
translated:
sentence: 577
mark: 1
Thing is expected
Code: 0
* searches for the list of all smily's of the asylum *
I'll find them soon.
Oooh a mystery! I love a good mystery! :D
*grabs Biri and hides behind the door* I KNOW why that happened!! *points at IE* It's your fault!! :P
*Summons a fox made of fire to eat the ebil IE.*
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehhehehehheheh
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I love being me on days like today!
*thanks the fox of fire graciously* Just download firefox and you'll be fine. The page will even load faster.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 03, 2006, 02:58:18 AM
sentence: 577
mark: 1
Thing is expected
Code: 0
Thanks! It should now be fixed. 8) Let me know if you still have any more problems. :)
And let the Asylum staff know if you have any more
mental problems. ;P
I'm flying!! :D I'm still flying!! :P
I wish I could fly........
*flaps arms again*
Nope still cant. :(
*gives Zelly happy pills and happy pill antidote* Now you can!! *flies with Zelly :P
WHEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
*Flies around the asylum*
*flies around in her sad little cell* :'(
:'( :'( :'( :'(
*Tries to get the cell door open.*
*opens cell door!! :D* I'm flying through the whole Asylum!! :D
Quote from: Deloria on June 03, 2006, 07:05:31 AM
*opens cell door!! :D* I'm flying through the whole Asylum!! :D
you've got the power to open the door? ???
can you open mine? :'(
*opens Icarus' door* Yay! We're out of solitary confinement!! :D
Yippy I'm free of my cell. Now lets search for the candy machine of the jarada knights
When compared to the rest of them, can anyone honestly say that I belong in the asylum? :P
Quote from: Rosella on June 03, 2006, 11:00:56 AM
When compared to the rest of them, can anyone honestly say that I belong in the asylum? :P
Why again, were you tossed in here? XD
She listens to Simple Plan, singing creme eggs, and thinks she has her own Zone. :P
I DO have my own Zone because there has to be someplace to escape the Closet once we're in Chamber.
The creme eggs are a flash movie! (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/choccy/) XD
And Simple Plan is cool, ok? :P
I want to be like Cat and be a groupieh that ISN'T in the Asylum! XD
Hey, I didn't write the list! :P
Anyways, if it was up to me, I'd probably keep you around for a while longer, but you're not as insane as most. :P
Well Chamber isn't open; I don't watch insane flash movies much anymore, and Simple Plan is cool, so why am I still here? :P
Quote from: Yonkey on June 03, 2006, 06:25:33 AM
Thanks! It should now be fixed. 8) Let me know if you still have any more problems. :)
And let the Asylum staff know if you have any more mental problems. ;P
I'm still looking for a brain that I've put in a jar, or was it a genie? ::)
*finds brain* Here you go. 8)
it's pinky, Its pinky and the brain , brain brain brain
But I could only find the brain, not pinky :P
I found pinky!! ;D
He was in a jar.
Now I can plan a way to conquer the world together. :P
TC already did that. He's still the king of the world :P
No one is king of the world, with the exception of CC. He's the king of your worlds. :P
Quote from: Lollotte on June 04, 2006, 10:25:40 AM
No one is king of the world, with the exception of CC. He's the king of your worlds. :P
He'll never be the king of my world!! :evil:
Only I can be the ruler of that world.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2006, 11:03:33 AM
He'll never be the king of my world!! :evil:
Only I can be the ruler of that world.
I thought your brother was the ruler of your world? :P
CC is not the king of my world, even if he is, then I'm an empress. :P
Quote from: Deloria on June 04, 2006, 11:10:58 AM
CC is not the king of my world, even if he is, then I'm an empress. :P
you're empress of Deloria land of the seven delusions?
Exactly!
Is that the land where you fly through windows? XD
I fly through windows in every land, in mine they're just stained glass, though :P
I believe I can fly
*spreads his wings and tries to fly
whoo hoo I can fly
*flies over all the guard cats who can't reach me
*flies around* I KNOW I can fly :P
tries to drive the guard cats insane by flying over them :suffer:
*taunts guardcats from above* *drives CC insane by flying over him :P*
* pushes the alarmbutton *
CC there are some fly's flying in the hallway and the gaurdcats don't do their job.
Could you fire all those cat's for us? :sneaky:
Yes CC. Fire all those guardcats *marphes into a fly* :P
Quote from: Rosella on June 03, 2006, 11:08:52 AM
I DO have my own Zone because there has to be someplace to escape the Closet once we're in Chamber.
The creme eggs are a flash movie! (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/choccy/) XD
And Simple Plan is cool, ok? :P
I want to be like Cat and be a groupieh that ISN'T in the Asylum! XD
dances next to one of the eggs
Cat has a split personality...:P
* tells all the patients to hide all their escape stuff *
Racx is back!! :P
*flies around* I'm sure he'll help us escape! :P
Quote from: Deloria on June 05, 2006, 11:06:53 AM
*flies around* I'm sure he'll help us escape! :P
Are you sure??
He usualy hits others whit his metal bat who try to escape....
He'll hit the guardcats with his metal bat and help us escape by making a hole in the wall with the bat. Won't you :evil:? :P
*is trapped in the wall* :o
I'm talking about the other wall ::) :P
* looks at the wall *
I didn't knew there was a trap in the wall. :P
* calls for racx *
Racx can you get your metal bat so you I can get Oldbushie out of the wall? :wall:
[spoiler]and escape the asylum also[/spoiler]
Oldbushie can also help us...:P
*is having trouble breathing now* :dead:
*gives OB paper bag* :P
Quote from: Deloria on June 02, 2006, 04:12:41 PM*refuses to believe she is hallucinating* CC, you can stop the gas now. :P It's not work-*falls down asleep*
FINALLY! :pleased:
Quote from: Lollotte on June 02, 2006, 08:17:07 PMThank you CC. I should be around more often now to take care of some of this insanity. I'm not guaranteeing anything, though. :P
NP, just try your best, I can expect no more. :scholar:
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You could keep using 'Object' :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on June 03, 2006, 04:37:48 AMpoints at IE* It's your fault!! :P
IE is ebil incarnate! :evil:
Quote from: Deloria on June 03, 2006, 06:27:45 AMI'm flying!! :D I'm still flying!! :P
In your dreams, because you're still knocked out flat/cold from that sleeping gas. :pokerface:
Quote from: Zelly on June 03, 2006, 06:45:41 AMWHEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
*Flies around the asylum*
*prepares another isolation cell*
Quote from: icarus on June 03, 2006, 09:16:32 AMyou've got the power to open the door? ???
can you open mine? :'(
In a
dream, anything is possible, in the Asylum however... :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on June 03, 2006, 10:58:30 AMYippy I'm free of my cell. Now lets search for the candy machine of the jarada knights
You're sharing a dream?!
Quote from: Jafar on June 03, 2006, 11:12:09 AMbut you're not as insane as most. :P
That be true. :scholar:
Quote from: Lollotte on June 04, 2006, 10:25:40 AMNo one is king of the world, with the exception of CC. He's the king of your worlds. :P
;]
Quote from: icarus on June 05, 2006, 02:14:15 AMI believe I can fly
*spreads his wings and tries to fly
whoo hoo I can fly
*is reminded why he keeps icarus in an isolation cell*
Quote from: Deloria on June 05, 2006, 03:50:03 AM*taunts guardcats from above* *drives CC insane by flying over him :P*
*gets his crossbow with tranquilizer darts* :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 05, 2006, 04:30:08 AMCould you fire all those cat's for us? :sneaky:
*arrests Gilgamesh*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 05, 2006, 04:30:08 AM* pushes the alarmbutton *
CC there are some fly's flying in the hallway and the gaurdcats don't do their job.
Could you fire all those cat's for us? :sneaky:
Oh, they're doing
their job alright. They've been busy 'containing' the problem. ::) There was no need to push the
fire alarm button. You're just lucky the system realized there was no real fire and disabled the alarm.
Quote from: Deloria on June 05, 2006, 04:33:02 AMYes CC. Fire all those guardcats *marphes into a fly* :P
How does one
marph? :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on June 05, 2006, 11:12:13 AMHe'll hit the guardcats with his metal bat and help us escape by making a hole in the wall with the bat. Won't you :evil:? :P
If he were to try and hit a guardcat with that metal bat (which he is not entitled to use in the Asylum), said guardcat would unarm racx in an instant. And not even racx's metal bat can make a hole in the Asylum wall. :scholar:
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 05, 2006, 11:26:46 AM*is trapped in the wall* :o
Ah you mean you're trapped in a hidden passageway in the walls.
/me wonders how he got inthere in the first place
*sends guardcat to get OB out of the passageway and puts biometric fields on entrances to hidden passageways afterwards*
:zzz:
Quote from: Rosella on June 03, 2006, 11:00:56 AM
When compared to the rest of them, can anyone honestly say that I belong in the asylum? :P
Actually, compared to many of the people on Jason's list, you're a very bad case(the Asylum thread, on the other hand...). Now enjoy your time in the asylum, instead of fighting it. ;)
Quote from: Rosella on June 03, 2006, 11:08:52 AM
I want to be like Cat and be a groupieh that ISN'T in the Asylum! XD
Well, she was in the Asylum at one point. Kinda sad how she got out... poor Shadowfax... ;P
and not being in the Asylum doesn't mean you're sane... *points to Aaron* ;)
Quote from: Rosella on June 03, 2006, 11:15:40 AM
Well Chamber isn't open; I don't watch insane flash movies much anymore, and Simple Plan is cool, so why am I still here? :P
and this is different from most of the people on the list... how? XD
I'm free! :D
*gorges on sugary tasting tofu that really has no sugar at all*
I can maph! marphing is a form of morphing onnly usable inthe asylm. :P
Quote from: Deloria on June 05, 2006, 11:06:15 PM
I can maph! marphing is a form of morphing onnly usable inthe asylm. :P
or simple use the spel from king's quest 3 :P
* starts lockpicking the door *
I'll escape, somehow
[spoiler]* only lockpick he has breaks *
Nooooooo. :'(
[/spoiler]
Quote from: Louisiana Night on June 05, 2006, 09:10:41 PMand not being in the Asylum doesn't mean you're sane... *points to Aaron* ;)
I believe your information is incorrect, LN, OB actually
is in the Asylum atm, and he's not in the visiting section. :scholar:
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 05, 2006, 10:47:02 PMI'm free! :D
Nope. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on June 05, 2006, 11:06:15 PMI can maph! marphing is a form of morphing onnly usable inthe asylm. :P
*arrests for multiple infractions on spelling* :bob:
Quote from: icarus on June 05, 2006, 11:59:12 PMor simple use the spel from king's quest 3 :P
I believe I already said it, but if I haven't yet (I cannot rely on my memory since it stores false/mixed memories) I'll just say it here: The Asylum is spell-proof, meaning no spells work, unless specifically authorized by me and performed by Asylum staff. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 06, 2006, 04:12:16 AM* starts lockpicking the door *
I'll escape, somehow
Lockpicking a biometric field?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 06, 2006, 04:12:16 AM[spoiler]* only lockpick he has breaks *[/spoiler]
This is the result when you're trying to lockpick a biometric field. :scholar:
Quote from: copycat on June 06, 2006, 03:04:53 PM
Quote from: Louisiana Night on June 05, 2006, 09:10:41 PMand not being in the Asylum doesn't mean you're sane... *points to Aaron* ;)
I believe your information is incorrect, LN, OB actually is in the Asylum atm, and he's not in the visiting section. :scholar:
Yeah, should have known. Whoever Jason misses, Bob locks up(eventually).:P
In all fairness, Bushie did try to paint some walls and claim the paint was "animated"... ::)
;P
Bushie is definitely off his rocker. He won't be out of here anytime soon. :P
Okay, I'm sitting on my rocker, I found my marbles, and I played 52 pickup with a full deck. Did I forget anything? :P
Yes. Your relative sanity. :P
Phooey. Where did I leave THAT?
I'm not sure. But at the Asylum, we are committed to helping you find it. ;D
It still hasn't been answered whether I'm sane enough to be released. :P
Hmmm...the Asylum staff will assess your situation and let you know.
CC's been online though, and he still hasn't answered. :P
Quote from: Louisiana Night on June 06, 2006, 05:08:45 PMYeah, should have known. Whoever Jason misses, Bob locks up(eventually).:P
Hey! :pokerface: Only the insane ones. ;-D
Quote from: Lollotte on June 06, 2006, 08:54:13 PMHmmm...the Asylum staff will assess your situation and let you know.
Quote from: Rosella on June 06, 2006, 08:59:52 PMCC's been online though, and he still hasn't answered. :P
The Asylum staff consists of more than me, and even though I have the final decision I have to receive feedback from my other staff members before I make that decision. 8)
Yes, I've been online before now, right before the server crashed infact, but that was @ work, and I was browsing the music-section so as not to interfere with my cookie @ home.
EDIT: Oops: :zzz:
Can I get anyone anything? The salted pork is particularly good! :P
Ew, pork. :P
What do the other staff members think about my sanity? :P
Finally CC sleeps again.
Now I can try to escape now.
* starts thinking of a plan to escape *
Let's hope CC won't be back before I made a plan. :P
We need a song for our rebelion :-\
how about this one:
flash movie! (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/choccy/) XD
:suffer:
Your insane flash movies can't affect me! :suffer: XD
*flies away* I'm gone! :D :o I've managed to escape and I've found my sanity and I'm no longer flying!! :D *looks at flowers* I haven't seen flowers in almost a year!! :D I'M FREE!! :D
That aren't normal flowers Deloria!!
That are my Venus-flytraps. :P
I found Some talking plants somewhere and took the seeds they gave me and planted them in the asylum garden.
[spoiler]of course some genetic manipulation was required :raf:
[/spoiler]
But still, I'M OUTSIDE!! :D
Quote from: Deloria on June 08, 2006, 11:04:20 AM
But still, I'M OUTSIDE!! :D
That's the illusion.
They made you think you're outside, but in reality you're inside the asylum's hologram-room.
Looks really like outside doesn't it. XD
That's mean of them :'( May I please go to the garden?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 08, 2006, 11:08:13 AM
Quote from: Deloria on June 08, 2006, 11:04:20 AM
But still, I'M OUTSIDE!! :D
That's the illusion.
They made you think you're outside, but in reality you're inside the asylum's hologram-room.
Looks really like outside doesn't it. XD
There is a holo room??
Why didn't I know that?
If it's treu can I ride a seahors on the holon deck?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 08, 2006, 04:07:27 AMFinally CC sleeps again.
Now I can try to escape now.
The ever-vigilant "eye of CC" will be watching your every move. :P
Ofcourse, everyone can
try to escape, but that doesn't mean anyone will succeed. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on June 08, 2006, 05:44:10 AM*flies away* I'm gone! :D :o I've managed to escape and I've found my sanity and I'm no longer flying!! :D *looks at flowers* I haven't seen flowers in almost a year!! :D I'M FREE!! :D
While the effects of the sleeping gas were wearing off, Asylum personnel 'dragged' you to the garden, to speed up your waking. It would seem that during that time, you were still dreaming you were flying right before you completely snapped out of it and returned to the land of the awake ones... and in the Asylum garden. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 08, 2006, 11:00:22 AMThat aren't normal flowers Deloria!!
That are my Venus-flytraps. :P
I found Some talking plants somewhere and took the seeds they gave me and planted them in the asylum garden.
[spoiler]of course some genetic manipulation was required :raf:
[/spoiler]
Ofcourse, there's no equipment present in the Asylum to perform genetic interfering, so you just planted normal Venus-flytraps in the garden. But that's not where Deloria regained her senses. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on June 08, 2006, 11:04:20 AMBut still, I'M OUTSIDE!! :D
In a manner of speaking. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 08, 2006, 11:08:13 AMThat's the illusion.
They made you think you're outside, but in reality you're inside the asylum's hologram-room.
Looks really like outside doesn't it. XD
Interesting idea... for the 4th floor, but nowhere to be found on the 1st, 2nd or 3rd floor/wing anywhere. You seem to have watched too much Star Trek-episodes lately. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on June 08, 2006, 11:36:55 AMThat's mean of them :'( May I please go to the garden?
Mean of Gilgamesh to tell you such lies, I'd think. :bob: And you're already in the garden!
Quote from: icarus on June 08, 2006, 02:06:06 PMThere is a holo room??
No.
Quote from: icarus on June 08, 2006, 02:06:06 PMWhy didn't I know that?
Because there isn't one.
Quote from: icarus on June 08, 2006, 02:06:06 PMIf it's treu can I ride a seahors on the holon deck?
If it were, you could. You could even tell the holo deck to make a big sea horse. But, as I said, wait for the 4th floor. 8)
:zzz:
Goes spamming and become even more insane to get this topic more rapide to 100 pages.
Hope there will be a holo room on floor 3 so I can taste holo candies :suffer:
and after that ride a seahors... or better a guard cat :P
But CC I didn't know I was in the garden!! :'( Farquhar, may I please have some sugar-free ice cream?
Quote from: icarus on June 09, 2006, 06:13:23 AMGoes spamming and become even more insane to get this topic more rapide to 100 pages.
*Thinks the mods will soon put a stop to that ploy.* :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on June 09, 2006, 06:13:23 AMHope there will be a holo room on floor 3 so I can taste holo candies :suffer:
and after that ride a seahors... or better a guard cat :P
3rd floor: no, 4th floor: probably. And yes, you can even ride a holo guard cat. Make sure you're in the holo room before you try that though, because the RL guard cats won't like if if you try and mount them. :bob:
Quote from: Deloria on June 09, 2006, 08:14:38 AMBut CC I didn't know I was in the garden!! :'(
Still a bit stunned by the sleeping gas, or confused due to the many changes that happened to the look of the garden whilst you were under the influence of the happy pills & subsequent sleeping gas? :scholar:
You've gotta let me outta here! I was framed! I didn't steal anything! *points at Icarus* HE did it!
Then where did you get that new avatar?! :P
* starts making saddles for the gaurdcats *
If we may ride them better do it right. :P
Quote from: Jafar on June 09, 2006, 08:44:22 PM
You've gotta let me outta here! I was framed! I didn't steal anything! *points at Icarus* HE did it!
You meany :-[
Quote from: Deloria on June 10, 2006, 01:57:46 AM
Then where did you get that new avatar?! :P
He must be a shape changer. Thats how he's trying to frame me.
*trows tomato at Jafar
*throws rotten tomatoes at the windows :P*
This isn't the food fight thread! :P
*throws the book at Deloria* XD
COOL!! 8) the throw all stuff through the asylumday has begone.
* starts throwing whit pillows * :P
My stuff won't hurt anyone.
[spoiler]Should have put some metal objects in them, but I couldn't get then through the scanners of the asylum[/spoiler]
*Gives Deloria sugar-free ice cream.* ;D
*Watches as a book flies past, knocking the ice cream dish out of Deloria's hands."
Blast! >:(
*Gives Deloria fresh sugar-free ice cream.* XD
Quote from: Deloria on June 10, 2006, 01:57:46 AM
Then where did you get that new avatar?! :P
Dollar store. :P
Quote from: Farquhar on June 10, 2006, 08:12:47 AM
*Gives Deloria sugar-free ice cream.* ;D
*Watches as a book flies past, knocking the ice cream dish out of Deloria's hands."
Blast! >:(
*Gives Deloria fresh sugar-free ice cream.* XD
Thanks :D
And Yonkey, that's exactly why I didn't throw it at CC-I mean another member :P
I just noticed i have a smilie with my name XD
:raf:
I'm slow ;P
That smiley probably means you will never leave the asylum :suffer:
It could also mean that he'll be soon a member of the asylum staff. :P
[spoiler]they are so crazy not to let us all free :raf:[/spoiler]
I'm not crazy :raf:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 10, 2006, 02:50:59 PM
It could also mean that he'll be soon a member of the asylum staff. :P
[spoiler]they are so crazy not to let us all free :raf:[/spoiler]
Cool XD
You mean you fooled me all this time?! :P
I did? ;P
I found a way!!!
My new disguise will fool the gaurdcats (hopefully) and (certainly) all the visable sensors.
[spoiler]Let's hope CC won't be back for a while
Only he can see through my disguise for sure :bob:[/spoiler]
i thought you were insane all this time, why didn't you tell me you weren't? :P
I'm not insane, i'm Raf ;P
I recall someone saying its another level or something :P
:raf:
* walks through the door and find's himself in another holographic room *
[spoiler]Darn! there are many of those rooms in this building. :P
I need the help of someone who knows the way out[/spoiler]
I have no idea :P
[spoiler]
Look under the sink, theres a hidden tunnel i've been making these past few days i've been missing ::)
[/spoiler]
*looks under the sink* Raf, there's nothing there :P ::)
Quote from: Raforever on June 10, 2006, 04:22:46 PM
I have no idea :P
[spoiler]
Look under the sink, theres a hidden tunnel i've been making these past few days i've been missing ::)
[/spoiler]
You mean that hole I closed because of the mice that came through it?
[spoiler]I have made of it a secret door to that hole, only I don't know anymore how to open it. :raf: [/spoiler]
Oh no! :'( :no:
Lets make a contest to see who can turn the nob of the secreat door XD
But there's nothing there! :P
pull book
push lever
... ?? :o
We're not in Manannan's room, though :P
but it could have been..... ::)
PARTY AT MANANNAN'S! XD
Not again XD
I never shared my screencaps from there have I? XD
Quote from: Jafar on June 11, 2006, 07:09:10 PM
PARTY AT MANANNAN'S! XD
okay :D Here! (http://www.goodoldadventures.com) ;D
Maybe the lever was made in the tap
Or it's in the lamp. :P
*checks* Nope :no: :'(
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 10, 2006, 02:21:41 AM* starts making saddles for the gaurdcats *
If we may ride them better do it right. :P
Remember the word
holo please. However, you needn't make saddles, they will be provided by the holo room if needed. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on June 10, 2006, 05:54:46 AM*throws rotten tomatoes at the windows :P*
*windows start cleaning themselves* :scholar:
Quote from: Yonkey on June 10, 2006, 06:26:06 AMThis isn't the food fight thread! :P
Indeed. :-X
Quote from: Yonkey on June 10, 2006, 06:26:06 AM*throws the book at Deloria* XD
WTF?
no book throwing in the Asylum please!*guardcats seize flying book before it hits anyone*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 10, 2006, 07:46:03 AM* starts throwing whit pillows * :P
My stuff won't hurt anyone.
[spoiler]Should have put some metal objects in them, but I couldn't get then through the scanners of the asylum[/spoiler]
I can allow a pillow-fight. :pokerface:
Quote from: Farquhar on June 10, 2006, 08:12:47 AM*Watches as a book flies past, knocking the ice cream dish out of Deloria's hands."
Blast! >:(
Sorry 'bout that, my guardcats only managed to deflect the book, instead of snatching it, so the book snatched the ice cream dish instead, be4 crashing into the floor. :-\
Quote from: Deloria on June 10, 2006, 09:15:31 AMAnd Yonkey, that's exactly why I didn't throw it at CC-I mean another member :P
Watch it you! :evil:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 10, 2006, 02:50:59 PMIt could also mean that he'll be soon a member of the asylum staff. :P
If I followed that, LN would be staff, so would Jafar, Say (she's the owner, but no operational staff member), J-ROC Raf and Cesar, and racx, Lollotte and Farquhar would not. So you see, that's not right. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 10, 2006, 03:43:27 PMMy new disguise will fool the gaurdcats (hopefully) and (certainly) all the visable sensors.
[spoiler]Let's hope CC won't be back for a while
Only he can see through my disguise for sure :bob:[/spoiler]
You can assume all hope lost. if I can see through a disguise, so can my guardcats. I pass all knowledge on disguises onto them. Visible sensors, maybe, but those are not the only ones I have... :scholar:
Quote from: Raforever on June 10, 2006, 04:13:02 PMI'm not insane, i'm Raf ;P
You're Raf, but you're also insane. One does not exclude the other. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 10, 2006, 04:18:35 PM* walks through the door and find's himself in another holographic room *
[spoiler]Darn! there are many of those rooms in this building. :P
I need the help of someone who knows the way out[/spoiler]
Walks through what door? And there's
no holo room in the Asylum (yet)! :wall:
Quote from: Raforever on June 10, 2006, 04:22:46 PM[spoiler]
Look under the sink, theres a hidden tunnel i've been making these past few days i've been missing ::)
[/spoiler]
Making a hidden tunnel you say? There's lots of hidden
passageways, but no tunnels. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on June 11, 2006, 01:33:31 AM*looks under the sink* Raf, there's nothing there :P ::)
Like she said.... :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 11, 2006, 09:05:08 AM[spoiler]I have made of it a secret door to that hole, only I don't know anymore how to open it. :raf: [/spoiler]
First a non-existant holo room, then a secret door, your imagination is very active these days isn't it? :bob:
Quote from: Deloria on June 11, 2006, 01:40:56 PMBut there's nothing there! :P
Like she said... (hmm, this text looks familiar) :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2006, 11:46:11 AMMaybe the lever was made in the tap
Or it's in the lamp. :P
What lever would you be looking for, hmmm? *looks over Gilgamesh's shoulder* :sneaky:
:zzz:
This announcement deserves a post of its own.
Quote from: Rosella on June 07, 2006, 05:58:11 PMWhat do the other staff members think about my sanity? :P
A unanimous decision has been reached among the Asylum staff to release Rosella from the Asylum ;D
*rolls out red carpet* :P
So, make sure you don't leave any personal possessions behind as you leave the Asylum ©.
[disclaimer]Be advised that this decision is based on the current situation. If there's any drastic change in your behavior in the future, you could find yourself back in here soon enough. :pokerface:[/disclaimer]
W00T! *dances*
Can I have one last sugar-free departing party? :P
Don't forget to write! :P
What!!!
Someone may just leave. :stupid:
* asks if the other patients may leave the asylum for a day *
uuuuuh it looks like candy o.o
*eats carpet* XD
When do i get to leave too? ::)
But CC, I wanted to read that :P
Congragulations Rosella, from all of us, here in the loony bin :P
Why can't we all leave. This isn't fare.
*Starts singing
I'm a wuppy wuppy wuppy.....
It's simple; unlike you guys, I'm sane. XD
Quote from: Rosella on June 13, 2006, 02:01:14 PM
It's simple; unlike you guys, I'm sane. XD
can't be see that smilie/\ /\
:-[
She has hypnotized CC, that must be it. XD
CC will only let her out and not any other patient.
* starts looking for a watch to hypnotize CC *
I'll be outside the asylum in no time.
Just wait and see. ::)
You know, it really IS possible that I'm sane. :P
CC, may I please have an anti-depressant? I feel kind of down :-\
*hugs Deloria*
I'm not allowed to give drugs, but I felt really sad today, and hugs are good. XD
Okay. :P I guess they'll work as well :P
I'll find some krazyneedles and make rosella CRAZY again.
Then she will return. :P
The only problem is to get those needles and the poison to put on those needles.
* goes to racx and asks very kind to get some needles * :raf:
*stays safely in the visitors section* :pleased:
Quote from: Rosella on June 12, 2006, 02:57:16 PMW00T! *dances*
Can I have one last sugar-free departing party? :P
Sure. :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2006, 04:00:20 PMWhat!!!
Someone may just leave. :stupid:
* asks if the other patients may leave the asylum for a day *
No, someone may not
just leave. You need to show numerous signs of sanity before you can even
think about being allowed to leave. You can't even leave for just one day as long as you're insane. :scholar:
Quote from: Raforever on June 12, 2006, 05:37:16 PM*eats carpet* XD
When do i get to leave too? ::)
For beginners, when you stop eating the carpet. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on June 13, 2006, 09:55:11 AMBut CC, I wanted to read that :P
Read what? ???
Quote from: Rosella on June 13, 2006, 02:01:14 PMIt's simple; unlike you guys, I'm sane. XD
Right on the spot! ;)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 13, 2006, 02:17:49 PMShe has hypnotized CC, that must be it. XD
CC will only let her out and not any other patient.
* starts looking for a watch to hypnotize CC *
I'll be outside the asylum in no time.
Just wait and see. ::)
It's like I said, the decision was unanimous. Are you implying she hypnotized
all of us (staff)? Staff members are trained to be immune to hypnotization efforts (?). :pleased:
Quote from: Rosella on June 13, 2006, 02:20:08 PM*hugs Deloria*
I'm not allowed to give drugs, but I felt really sad today, and hugs are good. XD
A goodbye hug? No problem. 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 13, 2006, 02:35:56 PMI'll find some krazyneedles and make rosella CRAZY again.
Then she will return. :P
The only problem is to get those needles and the poison to put on those needles.
* goes to racx and asks very kind to get some needles * :raf:
Just crazy? Everyone is allowed to feel crazy once in a while, they needn't be put in the Asylum for just
that I only want the 'crème de la crème': the insane ones. :bob:
About the equipment: patients aren't allowed to have needles, and if I catch racx peddling them, they will be confiscated and he'll never be able to get hold of a needle again. Secondly, any type of poison is also not allowed into the Asylum and will be disintegrated by special scanners upon entering the Asylum domain. :scholar:
Quote from: Rosella on June 13, 2006, 03:59:41 PM*stays safely in the visitors section* :pleased:
You realize by entering the visitors only-section you're now completely cut off from the patients-only section? And the only way you'll be able to meet patients now will be in the visitor-patient section, which patients can only allow by request from the visitor. 8)
:zzz:
Hmm...*goes into visitor-patient section and throws party* XD
Sugar-free ice cream all around! :P
Quote from: copycat on June 13, 2006, 04:07:36 PM
Quote from: Raforever on June 12, 2006, 05:37:16 PM*eats carpet* XD
When do i get to leave too? ::)
For beginners, when you stop eating the carpet. :pokerface:
But its so tasty!! :'(
When can i visit the visitors? XD
No Raf, the visitors have to visit YOU. :P
Congrats, Rosella! We have done our job here, and you no longer need us! Good luck! ;D
I love this place so much though... :'(
Any positions you might have open? :P
We'll do an internal assessment and see if there is anything you could do. What are your interests?
Peace-keeping. ::)
I like giving hugs!! XD
Hmmm...CC and I will keep that in mind. ;D
I'll pay you $000 a month to hug my teddy bear every night. :D
Jafar, you have no access to any money in the Asylum. :P
I have my wallet, and my broken mini-bank. I guess my money isn't very SAFE in there! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You need a nap. :P
*hugs Jafar's teddy bear*
Nighty night. :P
Aw man! But I just woke up from one!
I think naps are very relaxing. You could do with another one. :P
I'm not sweepy! :P
Aww, look! He's already fast asleep! *tucks Jafar in* :) :P
But I'm not...zzzzzzzzzz...
I wanted to read the book Neil threw at me, but CC took it away...:'( May I have it?
* Gives Deloria a book *
Here is a copy of that book. :P
Strange book indeed
"the buildingplans of the asylum" :raf:
Quote from: Deloria on June 14, 2006, 04:43:57 AM
I wanted to read the book Neil threw at me, but CC took it away...:'( May I have it?
You guys realize that "throwing the book at someone" is just an expression, basically meaning to lock them up... right? XD
Then why'd CC take it away? :P Mabye he was hallucinating...:P
Quote from: Deloria on June 14, 2006, 08:51:04 AM
Then why'd CC take it away? :P Mabye he was hallucinating...:P
Maybe. ;P
I KNEW IT!!
Thats why he keeps calling me crazy XD
Book yummy *eats the book* :raf:
Quote from: Lollotte on June 13, 2006, 05:45:50 PM
No Raf, the visitors have to visit YOU. :P
Why not, visitors need visitors too :P
Or they might get lonely in the visitor room without visitors to visit them XD
Hey! I want a piece *reads and eats simultaneously* :P
He that book must have some secrets exits of the asylum inside and you two are eating it. :P
Can I visit Raf/Raf visit me, since he's my fiance and all? :P
Quote from: Raforever on June 13, 2006, 04:40:40 PMWhen can i visit the visitors? XD
When your presence is required by the visitor. :pokerface:
Quote from: Rosella on June 13, 2006, 07:39:43 PMI like giving hugs!! XD
Quote from: Lollotte on June 13, 2006, 07:40:16 PMHmmm...CC and I will keep that in mind. ;D
*Thinks about how to call that staff position*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 14, 2006, 05:11:10 AM* Gives Deloria a book *
Here is a copy of that book. :P
Strange book indeed
"the buildingplans of the asylum" :raf:
Of the first (ground) floor of the Asylum maybe, but that's already outdated. :pleased:
Quote from: Yonkey on June 14, 2006, 07:21:42 AMYou guys realize that "throwing the book at someone" is just an expression, basically meaning to lock them up... right? XD
Hell no! :D However, Deloria is already locked up... in the Asylum... :bob:
Quote from: Yonkey on June 14, 2006, 08:54:57 AMQuote from: Deloria on June 14, 2006, 08:51:04 AM
Then why'd CC take it away? :P Mabye he was hallucinating...:P
Maybe. ;P
Hallucinating? Me? ::)
Quote from: Raforever on June 14, 2006, 09:09:44 AMOr they might get lonely in the visitor room without visitors to visit them XD
The patient they have asked to visit will be summoned from the Asylum the instant they make their request. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 14, 2006, 01:02:44 PMHe that book must have some secrets exits of the asylum inside and you two are eating it. :P
There are no secret exits, all the secret passageways keep inside the Asylum at all times. :pokerface:
Quote from: Rosella on June 14, 2006, 01:28:25 PMCan I visit Raf/Raf visit me, since he's my fiance and all? :P
Okay. He may enter when ready. *Instructs guardcat to let Raf inside the visitor-patient section*
:zzz:
I spy something... octarine!
Well, if you weren't hallucinating, then why'd you take the book away? :P
That's Icarus's imagined octopus :P
And CC, that's "Hallucinating? I?" not "Hallucinating? Me?" :P
wasn't octo married and is on a honeymoon travel?
Yes, to my pet octopus. :P They live in the lake in the garden :P
*watches them do the mating dance* :D
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 09:55:59 AM
Yes, to my pet octopus. :P They live in the lake in the garden :P
My pet sharks live in the garden also. :P
* starts feeding his sharks * XD
[spoiler]they may look like ordinary fish, but they are just young sharks :P [/spoiler]
Awww...*pets shark* :P I like the killer whale in the garden, who's is it?
Cesar's, I think.
Aww... *loves Orcas*
*goes swimming in the indoor pool and fills up his Super Soaker* :D
*goes swimming* It's 38°!!
Really? Feels toasty to me.
I'm talking in Celsius :P
Oh, ok, that makes more sense. XD
*throws ice cubes in the 100 degree water*
*watches shark swallow ice cube* :P
Um, I'm not swimming in the shark pool. XD That one is outdoors.
*swims in the air conditioned pool nearby*
I know, but the sharks dug a hole into this pool :P
:o
*leaps out as a shark nibbles his hiney*
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 12:18:34 PM
:o
*leaps out as a shark nibbles his hiney*
XD
Neil, can it be made possible, that all of OB's posts get forwarded to the Perv Thread? :P
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 12:23:35 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 12:18:34 PM
:o
*leaps out as a shark nibbles his hiney*
XD
Neil, can it be made possible, that all of OB's posts get forwarded to the Perv Thread? :P
XD
But everyone has a hiney! And sharks usually go for that first. ;P
Which you would obviously know :P ::)
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 11:46:19 AM
*goes swimming in the indoor pool and fills up his Super Soaker* :D
there isn't a pool
cc already told us that :-[
There isn't? :'(
Then... what did I just swim in?
And why does it smell like turkey gravy?
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 12:30:31 PM
There isn't? :'(
Then... what did I just swim in?
And why does it smell like turkey gravy?
Oh gross. :X
The sharks, swam in Turkey gravy and nibbled on OB's hiney. :X
Maybe they thought I was supper... literally. ;P
*makes mental note never to be in the same pool as OB* :P
...what? XD
The turkey gravy wasn't mine...
How do I know? :P
Because there's an empty container nearby that says Food Lion's Grade A Turkey Gravy. ;P
Nearby, but in last week's trash can :P
Ugh... it does smell rather rancid...
I really should wear my glasses and look at what I'm jumping into before I put my glasses down. ;P
So what are you standing in? :P
Agh! What the heck just slithered over my feet? :o
The shark!! :P
Sharks can slither? o_O
This one can :P
*runs away screaming, dripping rancid turkey gravy all over the newly waxed floors*
On second thought...I don't think I want a job here anymore. ;P
*looks away and gives OB a towel* :P
Wise decision, Rosella :P
Thanks Deloria.
*wipes off most of the gravy*
*changes into his TSL jammies*
*gets her complimentary set of TSL sheets and clothes :D :P*
I'm Animal! Wabba wabba wabba.
And I'm hannibal :P *chases OB* XD
*runs* XD
*chases and posts simultaneously* :P
*sprays the floor behind him with hot wax*
*jumps back* you do realize that you're about to enter the kitchens, don't you? :P
we should better plan a way to escape than swinging in a pool that isn't there
Why escape? I like it in here. ;P
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 01:59:09 PM
Why escape? I like it in here. ;P
so you don't want to swim?
I'll just find something less rancid to swim in. XD
*replaces the turkey gravy with prune juice and gos back to swimming in the giant pot*
XD
*turns stove on* :P
(good thing I replaced the gas in the stove with leftover gravy)
You're cooking rancid gravy?! :P
No, I just replaced the flammable liquid with non-flammable liquid. XD
::) *throws pot in pond :P*
Agh! Sharks! :o
*goes swimming in his waterbed instead*
*steps on a lillypad and sinks :P*
*throws a rope in*
No! I like it in here :P
Fine, be that way. XD
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 05:21:28 AMWell, if you weren't hallucinating, then why'd you take the book away? :P
Because it was useless, as I explained, you were already locked up.
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 05:21:28 AMAnd CC, that's "Hallucinating? I?" not "Hallucinating? Me?" :P
Thanks. I'll try and remember it in the future. However, don't hold it against me if I slip up again. After all, even though I probably think half of my time in English, it's still not my mother tongue. 8)
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 11:46:19 AM*goes swimming in the indoor pool and fills up his Super Soaker* :D
It's not a pool. You can refer to it as 'lake' or, alternatively 'pond', which is its proper function.
Be careful who you point that Super Soaker at when it's filled up. ::)
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 12:10:11 PM*swims in the air conditioned pool nearby*
air-conditioned pool, on Asylum grounds? Think again. :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on June 15, 2006, 12:29:38 PMthere isn't a pool
cc already told us that :-[
It's not a pool, and seeing as how
some patients are under the false assumption it is, the lake will be off-limits for a short time. :bob:
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 12:30:31 PMThere isn't? :'(
Then... what did I just swim in?
And why does it smell like turkey gravy?
You swam in the garden lake, and that's not the smell of the lake, your smell must still be fixated on last evening's dinner. :scholar:
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 01:20:44 PM*runs away screaming, dripping rancid turkey gravy all over the newly waxed floors*
/me dispatches a cleaning team to run after OB cleaning up his mess.
Quote from: Rosella on June 15, 2006, 01:21:09 PMOn second thought...I don't think I want a job here anymore. ;P
In your function you wouldn't need to be around the patients all the time and since nobody was requiring a hug there was a big chance you wouldn't have noticed it. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 01:55:58 PM*jumps back* you do realize that you're about to enter the kitchens, don't you? :P
You mean crash into the door that leads to the kitchens. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on June 15, 2006, 01:58:41 PMwe should better plan a way to escape than swinging in a pool that isn't there
I concur. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 02:28:44 PM::) *throws pot in pond :P*
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 02:34:03 PM*steps on a lillypad and sinks :P*
And
this is why I'm putting it off-limits.
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 02:57:53 PMNo! I like it in here :P
Out, OUT, I say! No use in putting it off-limits if someone still inthere, especially not when they're scuba-diving. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote* copycat dispatches a cleaning team to run after OB cleaning up his mess.
Sorry, I only clean sarcasm. :P
*goes sliding around on the waxy floors on the 4th floor* Wheeee! :D
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 03:41:49 PM
*goes sliding around on the waxy floors on the 4th floor* Wheeee! :D
You already have been on the 4th floor??? :o
What have you seen there?
* starts making tours for the patients to the 4th floor * :P
Let's see if we like the 4th floor. :P
It's mostly the same, except the walls are rainbow colored and there are animal robots.
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 04:38:41 PM
It's mostly the same, except the walls are rainbow colored and there are animal robots.
Don't forget the Holo-dek. :P
Okay, I got out of the lake and left it for about twelve hours, now may I go back? You just said it was for a short time, after all :P
starts singing realy false
I wAnT tO KnoCk on your door....
Hmm....Ok, I've got it! I want to be the asylum counselor! :P
Can I become the asylum doorman....?:evil: :P
Something tells me the answer is "no." ;P
You're a psychic now as well? :o :P
Nah, just logical. :P
Still....How'd you work that out? I mean, there's no logical reason why CC wouldn't hire me :P
It's quite simple. You're insane. ;P
That's not politically correct :P
How isn't it? It's like the blind leading the blind. :P Also, I don't think CC wants you "accidentally" letting all of the patients out. ::)
Quote from: Rosella on June 16, 2006, 10:28:19 AM
How isn't it? It's like the blind leading the blind. :P Also, I don't think CC wants you "accidentally" letting all of the patients out. ::)
XD
He wants me to let them out on purpose? :P
Well, "mentally ill" seems more politically correct than "crazy" or "insane" :P
Everyone who posts is crazy, but crazy isn't the same as insane. :P
How so? :P Cat's not crazy, and by that statement, you marked yourself as crazy :P
Cat is most definitely crazy. She has a clear grip on reality, but you have to be pretty crazy to get a new account and pretend to be a newbie. XD
She did that as a friendly joke, Cat's not crazy. :P
I don't mean to imply that she's insane in any way. Pretty much anyone who's ALIVE is crazy. :P
Then why bother with the word crazy? :P Why not just call them human? :P
Quote from: Deloria on June 16, 2006, 10:39:45 AM
Why not just call them human? :P
Because
that's crazy! ;-D
Quote from: Yonkey on June 16, 2006, 10:55:15 AM
Quote from: Deloria on June 16, 2006, 10:39:45 AM
Why not just call them human? :P
Because that's crazy! ;-D
XD
Yonkey, can I list you as a reference? :P
A reference to a crazy person? Sure! XD
As a reference on my Resumé for doorman in the asylum :P
Won't that position be a bit too difficult for you to have, considering you're locked up in a padded room and all? ;-D
Nah, I was let out a long time ago :P
Or so you think. ;)
How else would I have gotten to the pond and the garden? :P
Well, your padded cell *does* have a window... ;)
Yes, but I can't open them :P
But a certain someone's bat did crack the glass a bit... ;-D
Thanks Jason :D
Whoohoo, CC hasn't been here for over about 2 pages!!
That means my jamming of his internet works!!
* plays a lot whit the switch *
[spoiler]* lights in the hallway go on and off *[/spoiler]
*goes into seizure from the strobe lighting* :o
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 16, 2006, 01:16:21 PM
Whoohoo, CC hasn't been here for over about 2 pages!!
That means my jamming of his internet works!!
Hahaha actually, it just means the Asylum got spammed. :P If you go by time, he was here yesterday. :P
*dances to the strobe lighting* ;D
XD
By whom?
OMG Bushie's getting faster!! :o
*froths at the mouth from the seizure* ;P
Don't resurrect him until I'm in tenth place!! :P
*drools on Deloria*
*walks away, posting as fast as she can :P*
*wakes up* What just happened...? :stars:
Deloria turned you into a lionman. Seriously, I saw it with her own eyes! :P
*sues Jafar for spreading lies about a noblewoman :P*
Hosnap! :o
*notices a furball in the corner*
*stares at Deloria* How could you? :'(
Quote from: Deloria on June 16, 2006, 01:33:35 PM
*sues Jafar for spreading lies about a noblewoman :P*
I have ways of changing your mind... *red beam thingy* :P
What are you up to, Snakeman? XD
But I didn't! :'(
People of royal blood are immune to that :P
No! Thisss iss all a misssundersstanding! I'm Megaman! :P
With a British accent like that? I think not. ;-D
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 16, 2006, 01:39:35 PM
With a British accent like that? I think not. ;-D
XD
Jafar or I? :P
Now, we are free to complete our mission: To rule the world by turning all humans...into Lion Creatures. *enthusiastic roars*
Jafar of course! XD
Deloria, your accent is Australian, not fitting for a noblewoman. ;)
Get off my building, Cyber-Punk! :P *throws a bookshelf at OB*
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 16, 2006, 01:42:45 PM
Deloria, your accent is Australian, not fitting for a noblewoman. ;)
XD
It is? :P
* looks at the flying furniture * !!!
Do you need some fire? :idea:
I can give you some.
* rubs two pieces of a book against eachother *
This should work.
I've seen people rub two pieces of wood to create fire. :P
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 03:41:49 PM*goes sliding around on the waxy floors on the 4th floor* Wheeee! :D
The 4th floor isn't even under construction yet! And there's no way you can reach the roof, so you must be hallucinating. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 15, 2006, 04:28:28 PMYou already have been on the 4th floor??? :o
What have you seen there?
Since he's hallucinating, it could be anything. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 15, 2006, 04:28:28 PM* starts making tours for the patients to the 4th floor * :P
Let's see if we like the 4th floor. :P
Once the 4th floor has been constructed, whether or not the patients like it is not important, they'll be moved there nonetheless. :bob:
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 15, 2006, 04:38:41 PMIt's mostly the same, except the walls are rainbow colored and there are animal robots.
As I said, clearly hallucinating, I would
never have the walls painted in rainbow colors and have animal robots. :stop:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 16, 2006, 03:31:17 AMDon't forget the Holo-dek. :P
While that
will beinstalled on the 4th floor, it's still in the very early stages of construction at the factory. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on June 16, 2006, 04:32:40 AMOkay, I got out of the lake and left it for about twelve hours, now may I go back? You just said it was for a short time, after all :P
Not
that short, and I can see in your eyes you want to go back in, which is not what this lake/pond is for. :pokerface:
Quote from: Rosella on June 16, 2006, 09:56:10 AMHmm....Ok, I've got it! I want to be the asylum counselor! :P
It just so happens I was thinking among the same lines but I came out at 'Comfort Counselor'. Your full title would then be 'Official Comfort Counselor of the TSL Asylum©'. What do you think? :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on June 16, 2006, 10:15:59 AMCan I become the asylum doorman....?:evil: :P
There are no doors in the Asylum that are not biometric fields I'd let a patient have control of so...
Quote from: Rosella on June 16, 2006, 10:17:31 AMSomething tells me the answer is "no." ;P
...she's completely right. :pokerface:
Quote from: Rosella on June 16, 2006, 10:20:13 AMNah, just logical. :P
And if anything, I'm
extremely logical. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on June 16, 2006, 10:21:04 AMI mean, there's no logical reason why CC wouldn't hire me :P
So you being a patient is not a logical reason? :bob:
Quote from: Deloria on June 16, 2006, 10:32:57 AMHow so? :P Cat's not crazy, and by that statement, you marked yourself as crazy :P
We're all crazy, but that's not the point. The point is whether or not you 'evolved' into an
insane person, which is clearly what you still are.
I also do not think Cat's a patient at the Asylum. If she is, she's been pretty quiet, and my memory has once again been feeding me wrong information. :-\
Quote from: Yonkey on June 16, 2006, 11:15:23 AMWon't that position be a bit too difficult for you to have, considering you're locked up in a padded room and all? ;-D
You've clearly not followed recent events.
Quote from: Deloria on June 16, 2006, 11:16:43 AMNah, I was let out a long time ago :P
I wouldn't go so far as to say 'long ago', but you were definitely let out. :scholar:
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 16, 2006, 12:21:40 PMWell, your padded cell *does* have a window... ;)
True...
Quote from: Deloria on June 16, 2006, 12:22:58 PMYes, but I can't open them :P
... Very true.
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 16, 2006, 12:37:53 PMBut a certain someone's bat did crack the glass a bit... ;-D
Even that certain someone's bat can't do such a thing. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 16, 2006, 01:16:21 PMWhoohoo, CC hasn't been here for over about 2 pages!!
That means my jamming of his internet works!!
* plays a lot whit the switch *
[spoiler]* lights in the hallway go on and off *[/spoiler]
That's because, unlike other people, I actually have to
work during the day. :pokerface:
And the lights in the hallway switch on automatically when someone enters it and shut down after a certain period. :scholar:
Quote from: Yonkey on June 16, 2006, 01:20:20 PMHahaha actually, it just means the Asylum got spammed. :P If you go by time, he was here yesterday. :P
That too. :pleased:
Quote from: Yonkey on June 16, 2006, 01:20:20 PM*dances to the strobe lighting* ;D
The strobe lighting is actually going on in his cell, where there's a switch the patient can operate, and you can't enter in there unless the patient allowes you in. :bob:
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 16, 2006, 01:20:09 PM*goes into seizure from the strobe lighting* :o
*moves OB away from Gilgamesh's room and into the first aid station*
Quote from: Deloria on June 16, 2006, 01:25:27 PMDon't resurrect him until I'm in tenth place!! :P
He's not dead (luckily)!
Quote from: Jafar on June 16, 2006, 01:31:51 PMDeloria turned you into a lionman. Seriously, I saw it with her own eyes! :P
You can't use someone's else's eyes! :o
Quote from: Deloria on June 16, 2006, 01:33:35 PM*sues Jafar for spreading lies about a noblewoman :P*
*Points to the Court thread* 8)
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 16, 2006, 01:34:09 PM*notices a furball in the corner*
*stares at Deloria* How could you? :'(
Clearly not Deloria's fault.
*Assembles Cat teams*
Okay, which one of you left his fur(ball) in that corner?! :evil:
Quote from: Jafar on June 16, 2006, 01:34:52 PMI have ways of changing your mind... *red beam thingy* :P
That beam's just from a (non-infra)red remote control. :scholar:
Quote from: Jafar on June 16, 2006, 01:43:50 PM*throws a bookshelf at OB*
Do I need to interpret this the same as Yonkey's book, but then in plural, or is that an actual physical bookshelf? :-X
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 16, 2006, 05:00:23 PMDo you need some fire? :idea:
I can give you some.
* rubs two pieces of a book against eachother *
This should work.
I've seen people rub two pieces of wood to create fire. :P
Two pieces of wood yes, but I wouldn't call how they do it 'rubbing', even though I have no idea how to actually name it. 8) And you just can't do that with paper. :scholar:
:stop: rubbing those book pages!
*takes book from Gilgamesh*
EDIT: :zzz:
Good thing the bookshelf is made of styrofoam. :P
Comfort Counselor...I like it! XD I would be honored to accept a job at this fine establishment.
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 16, 2006, 06:09:41 PM
Good thing the bookshelf is made of styrofoam. :P
Unfortunately, the books on that shelf aren't. ;P
*feels a lump on his head* ...ow?
*notices a book called War and Peace next to him with a small bloodstain on the corner*
QuoteYou can't use someone's else's eyes!
It's a secret technique known only to descendants of the Wabba Tribve. ;P
*finds The Wars Of The Roses* I've been looking for this! :P
I saw it with your eyes. Why didn't you tell me you were looking for it? :P
I was also looking for several other books, I guess I forgot what I was looking for it until I found it .:P
I spy, with Deloria's eye...something padded! :P
XD
Is it my cell? :P
You're right! How did you guess? :P
Because I'm looking at it with my eye and so are you :P
I spy with my little eye...something furry.
* find a book called "war of the world" *
Now I can finaly find out how to get Mr. A. here. :P
Ooh :o Look! :D I found a portal into Daventry :D
But...that's not furry.... :P
Yes it is! :P A furry, fuzzy portal :D
I found a train to fantasia. The pictures will be posted online soon.
Ooh :D
Is Spot checking out with Rosella or is he staying here? :P
*jumps through the portal to Daventry* :D
...ow!
Looks like that was just a mirror. ;P
:'( OB, you broke it. :'(
No, it's just a dent. ;P It still works like a regular mirror.
The portal is on the other side of the hallway, anyway.
Is there a magic mirror here in the asylum? :P
* Goes looking in the broken mirror and sees himselfe ruling the world *
It's a magic mirror. :sweetheart:
Only question:
Does it show the real future or just something you like. :P
Probably just what your hopes and dreams are. :P
*jumps through the portal* Hey! This took me directly into the moat!! :'( *jumps out of the water before the sea-monsters can get her* *opens castle doors and sees....CC!! :o* *jumps back into the portal screaming*
Quote from: Deloria on June 17, 2006, 11:44:26 AM
Ooh :D
Is Spot checking out with Rosella or is he staying here? :P
Well, I think I get some employee quarters, so Spot will be staying there. :P
*puts hands on Deloria's shoulders*
Look at me. The moat is far away. You're safe in the asylum. You are on solid ground. :P
I'm not safe.
Yes you are. :P
I'm agoraphobic XD
I have a phobia of phobias. :P
Hey Farq, you never gave me this months candy bar!!!! >:(
They're trying to take away our rights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts a protest*
*Starts making APRETT signs and buttons again*
*makes APRETT buttons with her kingdom's crest on them :P*
*Makes posters with queene and jester smileys on them*
Should I give a speech about the injustices of Asylum food?
Definitely. *calls Rosedragon and Icarus as supporters*
You forgot to call me!!
Why?? :evil:
[spoiler]* starts his own campaign called: Fresh food every day!! :P[/spoiler]
I'll do something around here.
You're a member, too? :P But you're right here anyway, so there's no need to call you :P
Sorry can't come they locked me up :'(
that was for:
being a member of APRETT
believing |I can fly
wanting to escape
wanting a holo room
wanting a swimming pool
That's okay, Icarus :D
Can we take the meeting to Icarus' room, Zelly?
maybe I can send mesages by6 train that drives trough all the rooms :idea:
Okay :D Or we can just move the meeting to the cafeteria or garden :P
Quote from: Deloria on June 19, 2006, 11:57:24 AM
Okay :D Or we can just move the meeting to the cafeteria or garden :P
But I can't leave my room. They locked me up in my cell. :-[
CC? Can he come out for a while, it looks like he could use some fresh air and the other patients miss having him around :-\
Quote from: Jafar on June 16, 2006, 09:39:57 PMQuoteYou can't use someone's else's eyes!
It's a secret technique known only to descendants of the Wabba Tribve. ;P
My quote was to be interpreted in as you
technically can't do that, as in nobody can, and that Wabba Trib(v?)e is just a figment of your over-active imagination and not real. :scholar:
Quote from: Jafar on June 17, 2006, 06:48:38 AMI spy, with Deloria's eye...something padded! :P
Will you quit walking right behind Deloria and looking over her shoulder already! :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on June 17, 2006, 07:11:00 AMIs it my cell? :P
Your cell? You mean the cell you were in, but that's not yours. They're generic isolation cells, anyone can end up inthere (but only if needed). :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 17, 2006, 07:41:04 AMNow I can finaly find out how to get Mr. A. here. :P
/me wonders who Mr. A is
:P
Quote from: Rosella on June 18, 2006, 10:16:26 AMWell, I think I get some employee quarters, so Spot will be staying there. :P
If you wish, employee quarters can be supplied, yes. I myself have a nice estate located not far from the Asylum, where I can relax, and cut myself off from all the insanity. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on June 18, 2006, 02:56:22 PMI'm agoraphobic XD
You're personal room isn't
that big! :scholar:
Quote from: Zelly on June 18, 2006, 02:59:35 PMHey Farq, you never gave me this months candy bar!!!! >:(
The month is not over yet, however I will call Farquhar to order and ask for more information.
/me orders Farquhar to report to his office asap!
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 18, 2006, 03:45:10 PM[spoiler]* starts his own campaign called: Fresh food every day!! :P[/spoiler]
I'll do something around here.
You already
get fresh food every day! :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on June 19, 2006, 08:57:06 AMSorry can't come they locked me up :'(
that was for:
I'll tell you what he's being locked up for.
Quote from: icarus on June 19, 2006, 08:57:06 AMbeing a member of APRETT
No.
Quote from: icarus on June 19, 2006, 08:57:06 AMbelieving I can fly
Yes.
Quote from: icarus on June 19, 2006, 08:57:06 AMwanting to escape
wanting a holo room
wanting a swimming pool
No.
Clear? Good. :bob:
Quote from: icarus on June 19, 2006, 11:56:26 AMmaybe I can send mesages by6 train that drives trough all the rooms :idea:
Nope, the biometric fields located at each wall won't let anything pass but the train itself. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on June 19, 2006, 12:01:54 PMBut I can't leave my room. They locked me up in my cell. :-[
Actually, you were locked up in an isolation cell. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on June 19, 2006, 12:03:29 PMCC? Can he come out for a while, it looks like he could use some fresh air and the other patients miss having him around :-\
There's nothing wrong with the climate control system in this building so he's supplied with fresh air just as the rest of you. Remember, all the air in this building is coming through the climate control system. No direct contact anywhere. :scholar:
However, as long as he doesn't hallucinate about flying around anymore, I think he can be let out.
Quote from: Rosella on June 16, 2006, 06:13:37 PMComfort Counselor...I like it! XD I would be honored to accept a job at this fine establishment.
* copycat appoints Rosella as Official Comfort Counselor of the TSL Asylum © 8) :thumbsup:
You have my approval to add it to your sig line(s) if you want to.
Congrats Rosella! XD
W00T! XD
Isn't it odd? All of the patients want to be released and once I am, I stay here anyway. :P
*adds to sig* XD
Quote from: Rosella on June 19, 2006, 02:57:05 PMIsn't it odd? All of the patients want to be released and once I am, I stay here anyway. :P
What can I say? They're an addictive lot. It's hard for me to detach too sometimes.
However, being staff means you have access to a lot of things patients just don't.
On a side note: construction of the 4th floor/wing is going according to plan and the holo room will be ready in time too, I just checked with the manufacturer.
Concerning the holo room though, I would lke to point out a few things before we move there. And to make sure I do it while I still have a chance before we move(you never know, I might have sudden internet problems and not be able to post for several weeks) here goes:
The controls of the holo room are not easy to use (yet). Voice implementation needs a learning curve to be able to recognize all of the patients's voices. So, for the first few visits, you'll have to be accompanied by asylum personnel, who will monitor what the control program thinks the patient is saying and what he/she is actually saying, and will correct by hand if necessary. No patient will be able to use the holo room without asylum personnel, at least for a while.
If you're familiar with the holo room technique in Star Trek: TNG: you can't accidentally bump into a wall here. Just like in previous KQ's, the holo room wraps around. I'm sure you don't need the technical specifics of how that is achieved, but you will only be blocked by anything if you specify anything to block you at a certain location (f.e. mountains, walls,...).
For the first use of the holo room, I already have the perfect program in mind, and besides, an official opening needs an official Manager present too, so that time
I will need to be present and start that one pre-installed program. 8)
Questions? Comments? I will be happy to answer, just now now. Thank you for your continued support. :pleased:
:zzz:
*raises hand*
What's the perfect program? Sounds ominous.
It's not a light that threatens to engulf us, is it!? :o
Quote from: copycat on June 19, 2006, 02:39:05 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 17, 2006, 07:41:04 AMNow I can finaly find out how to get Mr. A. here. :P
/me wonders who Mr. A is
:P
Ask racx, he knows. :P
Quote from: copycat on June 19, 2006, 02:39:05 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 18, 2006, 03:45:10 PM[spoiler]* starts his own campaign called: Fresh food every day!! :P[/spoiler]
I'll do something around here.
You already get fresh food every day! :pokerface:
That food must come out of my garden and nowhere else. :X
Quote from: copycat on June 19, 2006, 02:39:05 PM
Quote from: Deloria on June 19, 2006, 12:03:29 PMCC? Can he come out for a while, it looks like he could use some fresh air and the other patients miss having him around :-\
There's nothing wrong with the climate control system in this building so he's supplied with fresh air just as the rest of you. Remember, all the air in this building is coming through the climate control system. No direct contact anywhere. :scholar:
However, as long as he doesn't hallucinate about flying around anymore, I think he can be let out.
Thanks CC :)
*Digs a hole back to his cell*
I swear I was here all along! ::)
Quote from: copycat on June 19, 2006, 02:39:05 PM
Quote from: icarus on June 19, 2006, 11:56:26 AMmaybe I can send mesages by6 train that drives trough all the rooms :idea:
Nope, the biometric fields located at each wall won't let anything pass but the train itself. :scholar:
But it isn't me on the train. I just write something on a piece of paper and send it by train to Deloria or Zelly ;)
Quote from: racx_00 on June 20, 2006, 09:20:49 AM
*Digs a hole back to his cell*
I swear I was here all along! ::)
You're a patient again? :P
Racx's you're back!! !!!
Where have you been?
* starts giving everyone chocolateless chocolatebarrs * ::)
I've hidden them from all the scanners of this floor, CC and the gaurdcats.
Thanks Gilgamesh, but I think CC or Lollotte will just say we've been hallucinating :P
Quote from: Deloria on June 20, 2006, 12:04:33 PM
Thanks Gilgamesh, but I think CC or Lollotte will just say we've been hallucinating :P
They won't find out if they can't see the chocolate
* shares quickly all the chocolate and eats some himselfe. * :P
Quote from: Jafar on June 19, 2006, 03:35:20 PM*raises hand*
What's the perfect program? Sounds ominous.
It's not a light that threatens to engulf us, is it!? :o
No, it's nothing threatening. It has to do with events that took place fairly recently even. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 19, 2006, 03:55:28 PMThat food must come out of my garden and nowhere else. :X
Geez, lighten up will you! :o And just
where is this garden of yours located? :pokerface:
Quote from: racx_00 on June 20, 2006, 09:20:49 AM*Digs a hole back to his cell*
I swear I was here all along! ::)
'Digs', 'cell', wtf are you talking about? Whilst there's a cell reserved for you when you have periods of regression, nobody can dig into anywhere in the Asylum. And you were sane when I last saw you, so you weren't and needn't be in your cell. If you think you're digging into a cell that's pretty disturbing though. ::)
Quote from: icarus on June 20, 2006, 10:23:23 AMBut it isn't me on the train. I just write something on a piece of paper and send it by train to Deloria or Zelly ;)
That paper will be identified as 'alien to the train' and will be held back until it falls of the train as it passes through the first biometric field, or falls of the side. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 20, 2006, 12:01:25 PM* starts giving everyone chocolateless chocolatebarrs * ::)
I've hidden them from all the scanners of this floor, CC and the gaurdcats.
They're completely sugarfree, so there's no point in
trying to hide them from the scanners. And if they
had contained sugar, you couldn't have hidden it from the scanners. They can scan through
anything you can throw at them (figuratively speaking). :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on June 20, 2006, 12:04:33 PMThanks Gilgamesh, but I think CC or Lollotte will just say we've been hallucinating :P
Even though you and Gilgamesh seem very susceptible to hallucinations, this was not one of them, directly. It's just very hard to see the difference between bars containing sugar and sugar-free bars. 8)
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on June 20, 2006, 02:33:24 PM
Quote from: icarus on June 20, 2006, 10:23:23 AMBut it isn't me on the train. I just write something on a piece of paper and send it by train to Deloria or Zelly ;)
That paper will be identified as 'alien to the train' and will be held back until it falls of the train as it passes through the first biometric field, or falls of the side. :scholar:
you meany
Quote from: icarus on June 20, 2006, 02:40:40 PMyou meany
The biometric field-system can't tell what's on those pieces of paper, so to be on the safe side every material alien to the train will be blocked. So it's not just paper that's being blocked.
If you consider that to be a mean thing, you are entitled to. However, I didn't do it that way to be mean.
Okay, now I'm really going :zzz:
*sneezes himself inside out*
...ow?
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 20, 2006, 08:00:46 PM
*sneezes himself inside out*
...ow?
Can you realy do that? ::)
Let's all try to do the same!! :raf:
Edit:
* brings in a pet dog called Cerberus *
I've a three-headed doggy now. :P
Congragulations :D
XD at what OB said, *thinks it's a pity you can't cast the open spell at yourself to turn yourself inside out in QFG*
Scratches him self till I bleed.
Knocks on the door.
Let me out! Let me out!!
I'm going to become a massochist if you don't let me leave now! :P
*pulls himself back together*
Aw man, I have dirt inside my liver now. :P
Fine, I haven't been let out! *starts inflicting pain upon herself* :-[
Nooo! T_T
*ties Deloria to chair*
You've tried that before! :P I'm immune to being tied to chairs. :P *tries to escape the asylum*
*watches Deloria struggle in her sleep, and thinks she just dreamed that she successfully escaped*
*starts tearing through the ropes*
* starts riding his doggy chasing the gaurdcats *
This is fun!! :raf:
* gives his doggy a saycoockie *
Good doggy. :P
One of the guardcats is actually a weretiger... and he eats dogs like Cerberus for supper! :o
That's why I have a bit of silver put on my dog.
Were-creatures will be hurt badly by that stuff. :P
[spoiler]and I also have a fake gun to protect my dog :raf:[/spoiler]
Someone get me out of this chair!! :P
* let his dog run toward Deloria *
Gilgamesh to the rescue!! 8)
* dog starts licking Deloria's face XD while Gilgamesh frees her *
The hero of the day is GILGAMESH, remember that when you must vote for the ruler of the world. :P
Oh thank you. :P *votes for Gilgamesh* :P
Quote from: icarus on June 21, 2006, 08:51:45 AMScratches him self till I bleed.
Knocks on the door.
Let me out! Let me out!!
*puts icarus in straight jacket*
This is
not what I let you out of that isolation cell for! :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on June 21, 2006, 09:48:36 AMFine, I haven't been let out! *starts inflicting pain upon herself* :-[
You seem to be copying icarus quite a lot, aren't you? I'll just do the same then.
*puts Deloria in straight jacket*
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 21, 2006, 09:52:28 AMNooo! T_T
*ties Deloria to chair*
And with what do you plan to tie her to a chair? You have nothing to tie her with! :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on June 21, 2006, 09:55:20 AMI'm immune to being tied to chairs. :P *tries to escape the asylum*
Patients can still hurt themselves when they're tied to a chair so that's most definitely not standard policy in this case. What that has to do with escaping the Asylum is beyond my understanding though. ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 21, 2006, 10:17:25 AM* starts riding his doggy chasing the gaurdcats *
This is fun!! :raf:
* gives his doggy a saycoockie *
Good doggy. :P
You think your Cerberus-doggy scares my guardcats? Think again. :pleased: Please remember the guardcats are mainly (black) panthers.
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 21, 2006, 11:25:16 AMOne of the guardcats is actually a weretiger... and he eats dogs like Cerberus for supper! :o
A person changing into a tiger only once a month? Not suitable for guard duty. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 21, 2006, 02:58:17 PMThat's why I have a bit of silver put on my dog.
Were-creatures will be hurt badly by that stuff. :P
[spoiler]and I also have a fake gun to protect my dog :raf:[/spoiler]
Lucky I don't have any were-creatures in service then. :pleased:
Of course your gun is fake, there are no (active) weapons of any kind allowed in the Asylum. Why do you think I react so strongly about racx's metal bat in here? :bob:
Quote from: Deloria on June 21, 2006, 02:59:55 PMSomeone get me out of this chair!! :P
What chair? You're only wearing a straight jacket, you sat yourself in that chair all by yourself, so you can do the same getting out of it. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 21, 2006, 03:10:50 PM* dog starts licking Deloria's face XD while Gilgamesh frees her *
The hero of the day is GILGAMESH, remember that when you must vote for the ruler of the world. :P
Which head is licking Deloria's face? ::)
Sure, play the hero all you want, you still won't be able to get her out of the straight jacket though. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on June 21, 2006, 03:13:59 PMOh thank you. :P *votes for Gilgamesh* :P
[announcement]There are currently no elections for 'Ruler of the World'.[/announcement]
:zzz:
*tickles Deloria while she's straightjacketed* :B
ROBERTA'S IN THE HOUUUUUUUUSE!
*runs back out again*
Woohoo! XD
Quick, run before the guardcats think you're one of the patients! XD
*runs home, paying grandma a visit along the way*
*wonders if Mango's grandma could send cookies to the asylum once in a while* :angel:
Don't be so greedy, OB! Don't you know she's sick? We should be giving HER goodies. :P
Nah, grandma's just faking an illness to get out of bowling versus the Jersey Weevils. ;)
* keeps riding his doggy *
I'm hungry, lets go to the kitchen and take all the food we like!! ;D
She'll send some along, no worries! They contain hairbrushes!
Thank you CC, but this straightjacket makes me itch, and to tell you the truth, I was planning on the massochistic post before Icarus posted and didn't mean to copy him.
You could help me out here, OB....:P
Quote from: copycat on June 21, 2006, 03:49:20 PM
Quote from: icarus on June 21, 2006, 08:51:45 AMScratches him self till I bleed.
Knocks on the door.
Let me out! Let me out!!
*puts icarus in straight jacket*
This is not what I let you out of that isolation cell for! :pokerface:
You nevver let me out of my isolation cell so I never had the chance to prove myself.... :(
Quote from: MangoMercury on June 22, 2006, 02:31:36 AM
She'll send some along, no worries! They contain hairbrushes!
Cookies with hairbrushes in them? :o
And Deloria, I wish I could help you but your straightjacket has locks on it. :P
But you could stop tickeling me, :-\ Besides CC, I was just asleep, there's no need to put me in a straightjacket.
I stopped tickling you a long time ago, I don't know who's tickling you right now. :P
*looks behind her* Awww...it's a stray guard-kitten in training. *pets kitten* *kitten glares at her* :P
How did you pet it while in a straitjacket? XD
I just did! :P
Awwww....Guard-kitten. XD
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 21, 2006, 03:59:37 PM*tickles Deloria while she's straightjacketed* :B
Those straightjackets are designed to prevent anyone from tickling the one wearing them. :scholar:
Quote from: MangoMercury on June 21, 2006, 04:04:27 PMROBERTA'S IN THE HOUUUUUUUUSE!
*runs back out again*
Huh? *looks around and sees Mango running away* You little rascal! :P
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 21, 2006, 04:10:51 PMQuick, run before the guardcats think you're one of the patients! XD
There are only guardcats present in the visitor-patient section when there's a patient inside and since there wasn't at the time... :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 22, 2006, 02:03:36 AM* keeps riding his doggy *
I'm hungry, lets go to the kitchen and take all the food we like!! ;D
As I've told be4, only (staff) personnel can enter the kitchen. :bob:
Quote from: MangoMercury on June 22, 2006, 02:31:36 AMShe'll send some along, no worries! They contain hairbrushes!
All food brought in the Asylum is thoroughly scanned to see if it doesn't containt any forbidden (in the Asylum) substance. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on June 22, 2006, 08:02:30 AMThank you CC, but this straightjacket makes me itch, and to tell you the truth, I was planning on the massochistic post before Icarus posted and didn't mean to copy him.
You could help me out here, OB....:P
The itching is the countermeasure the straightjacket is producing to counter OB's attempt to tickle you. Don't worry, it'll stop as soon as OB ceases his effort. Planning is one thing, executing is another. OB helping you out? :yes: by stopping to try and tickle you you must mean, although probably not in the way I explained it. :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on June 22, 2006, 09:36:29 AMYou nevver let me out of my isolation cell so I never had the chance to prove myself.... :(
Here I am forced to quote myself. What is this world coming to? Concerning your stay in the isolation room:
Quote from: copycat on June 19, 2006, 02:39:05 PMHowever, as long as he doesn't hallucinate about flying around anymore, I think he can be let out.
Quote from: Deloria on June 22, 2006, 11:03:28 AMBesides CC, I was just asleep, there's no need to put me in a straightjacket.
*takes off Deloria's and Icarus's straightjackets but keeps them (the straightjackets) at close bay* 8)
Quote from: Deloria on June 22, 2006, 01:24:37 PM*looks behind her* Awww...it's a stray guard-kitten in training. *pets kitten* *kitten glares at her* :P
Stray? Hardly. Don't you see that big guardcat watching the kitten a short way back? But yes, it was observing how the straightjackets here neatly 'envelop' the patient's body, not too loose, not too tight. It must've accidentally triggered the jacket's counter-tickle-measure mechanism, sorry about that. ;] Guardcats in training are taught not to respond to patient's actions, at least not unless its body is threatened. That glaring was how it was trying to determine how your strange body movements (trying to pet with a straight jacket on) should be interpreted. :scholar:
Quote from: Rosella on June 22, 2006, 03:45:40 PMAwwww....Guard-kitten. XD
Don't let its cute appearance fool you. It knows your staff now, but nevertheless, you shouldn't try and provoke anything. Remember it's still in training... :pokerface:
:zzz:
Can I pet it? XD
* Let's his doggy in the garden of the asylum *
Time for your walk through the garden.
* Gives each head a bone *
Here are three bones, for each head one.
* Doggy starts digging in the garden * XD
Don't tell CC what my doggy is doing. :P
[spoiler]digging an escape tunnel for all the patients :stupid: [/spoiler]
It's a pity all it managed to do, was dig a hole down to Hades. :P
Quote from: Deloria on June 23, 2006, 09:15:35 AM
It's a pity all it managed to do, was dig a hole down to Hades. :P
Well we can now escape to another place, unless he only digged to bury those bones. :P
I don't want to go to the underworld...I'm not a monarch there. :P
you can become one since I'm the lord of the underworld
Quote from: Rosella on June 22, 2006, 03:56:52 PMCan I pet it? XD
If you're
very gentle... ::) and don't make any sudden movements.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 23, 2006, 03:55:25 AM* Doggy starts digging in the garden * XD
Don't tell CC what my doggy is doing. :P
[spoiler]digging an escape tunnel for all the patients :stupid: [/spoiler]
What, you thought I didn't secure the Asylum from below? That would be too easy... :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on June 23, 2006, 09:15:35 AMIt's a pity all it managed to do, was dig a hole down to Hades. :P
Nah, that's just an underground lava stream, which is actually located not far below the Asylum. Advanced floor warming, you know. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 23, 2006, 01:15:05 PMWell we can now escape to another place, unless he only digged to bury those bones. :P
Can't go to the side, because the Asylum outer walls dig deep into the ground, and can't go a lot lower either, because even at that end there's an impenetrable barrier. :scholar:
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Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 23, 2006, 01:15:05 PMWell we can now escape to another place, unless he only digged to bury those bones. :P
Too bad you can't reach it from within the Asylum. :bob:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on June 23, 2006, 04:53:25 PM
Nah, that's just an underground lava stream, which is actually located not far below the Asylum. Advanced floor warming, you know. :pleased:
* Fills the hole whit water *
Who wants to get in the hot spring in the asylum? :P
Just a question. What do you think you're digging with? :P
*does some shadow boxing*
Quote from: Rosella on June 23, 2006, 05:16:56 PM
Just a question. What do you think you're digging with? :P
My doggy digged the hole, so now I fill it whit water to make a hot spring in the garden of the asylum.
Quote from: icarus on June 23, 2006, 02:07:53 PM
you can become one since I'm the lord of the underworld
You can give me a title to your kingdom? :D May I have "Marchioness"? :P
sure why not?
Thanks :D Let's all escape to the underworld!! :D
* gets into the hot spring he just created *
how relaxing. :P
*dives into the pool and goes to Hades, where she lives for the rest of her life and afterlife* The End. :P
The gaurdcats will probably save you if you're drowning. :P
Unless they hate water. ::)
They do. :D *continues swimming :P*
*wonders why his shadow is winning*
*also wonders why it's feeling warmer in here, what with the pit to Hades and whatnot*
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 24, 2006, 12:43:16 PM
*wonders why his shadow is winning*
*also wonders why it's feeling warmer in here, what with the pit to Hades and whatnot*
It's the hot spring in the garden.
You should try it and relax. :zzz:
[spoiler]I use it to relax a bit to make up new plans to escape the asylum.[/spoiler]
But we already escaped to Hades. :P
If you like to be forever in a very hot place you may stay there.
I don't like to get burned :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 24, 2006, 03:43:30 AMMy doggy digged the hole, so now I fill it whit water to make a hot spring in the garden of the asylum.
And where are you getting the water to fill that hole with? Can't get it from the lake/pond and if you're going to transport it by glass from indoors, it's going to take quite a while... I'm going to assume you managed it however, you've had plenty of time anyway...
I have to put a stop to this though. Can't have the heat to be used for floor heating be diverted to someone's private hot spring. :pokerface:
/me has guardcats fill the hole the Cerberus made
Quote from: Deloria on June 24, 2006, 06:36:53 AMThanks :D Let's all escape to the underworld!! :D
Did you fail to read
Quote from: copycat on June 23, 2006, 04:53:25 PMQuote from: Gilgamesh on June 23, 2006, 01:15:05 PMWell we can now escape to another place, unless he only digged to bury those bones. :P
Can't go to the side, because the Asylum outer walls dig deep into the ground, and can't go a lot lower either, because even at that end there's an impenetrable barrier. :scholar:
? The underworld is
far below the lava stream.
Quote from: Deloria on June 24, 2006, 08:22:38 AM*dives into the pool and goes to Hades, where she lives for the rest of her life and afterlife* The End. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 24, 2006, 10:10:34 AMThe gaurdcats will probably save you if you're drowning. :P
Unless they hate water. ::)
Quote from: Deloria on June 24, 2006, 10:13:23 AMThey do.
They'd drag her out even if she wasn't drowning. And how would
you know what my guardcats hate? Please don't compare them with ordinary household cats. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on June 24, 2006, 10:13:23 AM*continues swimming :P*
You probably meant *continues diving', but your body went into shock as it neared the lava stream and my cats had to retrieve it fast to keep you from dying. :S
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 24, 2006, 12:43:16 PM*also wonders why it's feeling warmer in here, what with the pit to Hades and whatnot*
That's the floor heating (over)compensating for the loss of heat, but it can't keep doing that forever, which is why I had to take action. :bob:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 24, 2006, 02:51:08 PMIt's the hot spring in the garden.
And that is the source of the loss of heat. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 24, 2006, 02:51:08 PM[spoiler]I use it to relax a bit to make up new plans to escape the asylum.[/spoiler]
Please use the hot tub that's installed in your own quarter's bathroom to do that now.
Quote from: Deloria on June 25, 2006, 12:03:03 AMBut we already escaped to Hades. :P
No, you didn't. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 25, 2006, 02:47:14 AMI don't like to get burned :P
Yet another reason why I had to fill up that hot spring you created, the raw heat from the lava stream was slowly making it's way up wards, so soon you'd even get burnt just by going into that hot spring. :pokerface:
PS: What? 'up wards' is two words too? :o
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on June 25, 2006, 04:10:39 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 24, 2006, 02:51:08 PM[spoiler]I use it to relax a bit to make up new plans to escape the asylum.[/spoiler]
Please use the hot tub that's installed in your own quarter's bathroom to do that now.
Well well, now I know where that room where I put all my useless stuff if made for. :P
* thanks CC and gets into his own hot tub (after cleaning the room of course *
Now how to escape. ::)
- putting the building on fire? No won't work
- orgenising a patient soccergame outside the asylum? Yes, that should work.
- framing the guardcats for stealing something => no more gaurdcats => other gaurds => trouble. :P
Quote from: copycat on June 25, 2006, 04:10:39 PM
PS: What? 'up wards' is two words too? :o
Up wards are special Asian magical wards that you use to prevent spirits from traveling up in your house. :P *wild guess*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 25, 2006, 05:00:59 PM- orgenising a patient soccergame outside the asylum? Yes, that should work.
- framing the guardcats for stealing something => no more gaurdcats => other gaurds => trouble. :P
Tne soccergame
could work, if only the field wasn't surrounded by guardcats at that time and every patient would have a guardcat referee shadowing him/her. :scholar:
You would
never be able to frame the guardcats for stealing anything though. Because if you were, you'd have to fiddle with the security tapes too and I don't see how you could ever get access to
those. :pleased:
Tfd (http://www.tfd.com/upwards) thinks upwards is just one word. :-\
EDIT: :zzz:
Upwards=One word. XD
* Gets his old gaurdcat-costume * ;D
Whit this I should be able to do it.
* finds some holes in it * XD
Darn, I kept it to long in my closet.
Well, then I'll just have to find another way.
I hate soccer, is it really necessary that I play? :-\
Quote from: Rosella on June 26, 2006, 04:32:30 PMUpwards=One word. XD
Thank you, bright little genie. ;)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 26, 2006, 04:44:22 PM* Gets his old gaurdcat-costume * ;D
Whit this I should be able to do it.
It didn't work before, so why should it know, even if it were still in one piece? :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on June 27, 2006, 01:44:50 PMI hate soccer, is it really necessary that I play? :-\
That was just an idea put up as a possible plan to escape the Asylum. But since that plan won't let anyone succeed at escaping, I don't see why you should. :scholar:
I have it!! :idea:
When I go to the 4rd floor I'll create a hologram of myself while trying to escape.
[spoiler]now only to find a way to avoid the sensors[/spoiler]
But we're going to the fourth story, not the fourth floor. :P
we could try a swiming contest and escape that way since cats hate water :o
But CC said they didn't, only normal cats do :-\
CC, may I please go to Etheria for a while? :P I need a break from other lunatics, they're a bad influence :P
LOL! I thought you were the bad influence on the lunatics. XD
There you have it :D It would be profiting to both of us :P
;D my plan is working. If I get the rest of the world more insane than me I will surely be released :P
XD
So you're the reason I'm in here?! :P
No, Deloria, you're here because you're mentally unstable. I could list all of your symptoms, but I don't want to make you feel like an invalid. We're all for positive encouragement and healing here at the Asylum.
* starts making buildingplans for a laser that can break through the walls of the asylum *
If I only studied for that technology I could have made a real laser. :'(
Can you please tell me Lollotte? I'd love to better myself and get out of here :P
*goes to the asylum gym and works his arm muscles*
*then goes to the break room for tea and biscuits*
*starts flying around screaming* ::) :P
Quote from: Zelly on June 27, 2006, 07:21:36 PM
Quote from: copycat on June 20, 2006, 02:00:33 PM
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2006, 02:23:27 PMWe're all insane :P
In name of the Asylum staff I formally resent that statement! :bob:
As manager of the Asylum, you should see the truth in that statement. ;-D
'Truth is in the eye of the beholder'. Which truth are
you referring to?
Quote from: Deloria on June 28, 2006, 07:02:12 AMBut we're going to the fourth story, not the fourth floor. :P
It's not the fourth wing? ::)
Quote from: Deloria on June 28, 2006, 08:46:58 AMCC, may I please go to Etheria for a while? :P I need a break from other lunatics, they're a bad influence :P
You can go to Etheria
any time you want, but only by yourself. Oberon and Titania will always welcome you with open arms. The only way out of Etheria non-Etherians can use leads back to the Asylum anyway. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on June 28, 2006, 08:55:49 AM;D my plan is working. If I get the rest of the world more insane than me I will surely be released :P
The rest of the world, excluding the Asylum staff, you mean. :pokerface:
Quote from: Lollotte on June 28, 2006, 10:05:10 AMWe're all for positive encouragement and healing here at the Asylum.
Right. Ehrm, Lollotte, have you had a talk with the new Comfort Counselor yet? I think you two need to meet to make sure you don't interfere on each other's 'work field'. As I see it, they are at least close to each other, if not overlapping. 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 28, 2006, 10:45:49 AM* starts making buildingplans for a laser that can break through the walls of the asylum *
The Asylum walls can withstand anything made my current and future man and machine-made instruments. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on June 28, 2006, 01:07:52 PM*starts flying around screaming* ::) :P
Get going to Etheria already! :say:
EDIT: Oops! :zzz:
* cleans the floor og the asylum *
Guardcathair!! ;D
Whit this plan I have I can escape. ::)
[spoiler]it's not enough to escape yet. :'(
* ceeps cleaning the floor * [/spoiler]
You missed a spot. ;P
Fine! I'm gone :D *goes to Etheria* and thanks CC :D
Quote from: Oldbushie on June 29, 2006, 01:58:22 AM
You missed a spot. ;P
That's not gaurdcathair. :P
* cleans it anyway to make sure nobody knows his plan *
[spoiler]Now, what kind of ways are there to escape whit those hairs? :sneaky:[/spoiler]
No, that's real cat hair. And if anyone does that to Biri again I will report you, remember this is not KQ3 and you do not need to turn anyone into a cat. :P
That we're all insane (you and some diverse others are the exceptions that prove the rule :scholar:* :P
If you have seen the right Harry P. movie you know.
BTW my plan to course disorder has worked!!! ;D
The Netherlands don't have a good functional government anymore.
TIME FOR VOTING!!!
* starts his campaign to become ruler of the Netherlands *
More evilness and less goodness. :raf:
XD
Gilgamesh? Just so you know I can't really permit any political discussions but I'm all for you becoming ruler of the netherlands. Good Luck ::) :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 28, 2006, 04:15:51 PM* cleans the floor og the asylum *
Guardcathair!! ;D
If you know anything about cats, you know they don't leave any hair (behind) on the floor anywhere. Any hair that's loose will be swallowed whilst cleaning his/her fur, and will exit the body via hairball. There are no hairballs on the floor anywhere in the Asylum. My guardcats know better than to leave that lying around. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on June 29, 2006, 04:34:10 AMand thanks CC :D
NP. ;)
Quote from: Deloria on June 29, 2006, 04:06:51 PMAnd if anyone does that to Biri again I will report you,
What did he do to Biri? I can always throw him (Gilgamesh, not Biri) into an isolation cell. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 29, 2006, 04:33:50 PMIf you have seen the right Harry P. movie you know.
The Harry P.-movies are
rubbish. I triied to follow two with the book on my lap, and I had to keep flipping forward and backwards again several times to see where they were. They've been shuffling around with the proper order, and leaving scenes out. And the Dutch translation of names and places, I don't know whether to laugh or to cry at it. It's
that bad. :-\ Read the (English)
books instead of watching the movies, that's much better. :scholar:
:zzz:
CC, I will talk to the new Comfort Counselor. Um...who are they? :P
Quote from: copycat on June 29, 2006, 07:25:05 PM
If you know anything about cats, you know they don't leave any hair (behind) on the floor anywhere. Any hair that's loose will be swallowed whilst cleaning his/her fur, and will exit the body via hairball. There are no hairballs on the floor anywhere in the Asylum. My guardcats know better than to leave that lying around. :pleased:
Everything looses some hairs while walking even I loose a few of my bilions or milions of hairs let stand cats.(have even more hairs ulse they are a special breed whitout hairs) XD
* starts making a potion to become a cat *
Who wants to be a testperson? XB
I don't know who it was, but Biri's missing some hair...:'(
Thanks, but Kelsey and I both already became cats, and not of our own free will, so I'll pass this time. :P
Rosella, as you observed in the Useless Convo thread, is no longer a cat. You never were a cat... :P
Why were you addressing me? I didn't say anything. XD
Quote from: Lollotte on June 30, 2006, 09:52:45 AM
Rosella, as you observed in the Useless Convo thread, is no longer a cat. You never were a cat... :P
Notice the usage of past tense, I didn't add we had been turned back because everyone who read the useless conversation thread saw that. :P
I was turned into a cat. :P
Quote from: telepathic_cat on June 27, 2006, 02:17:19 PM
*Beams shoot from my eyes and turn Deloria into a cat (who can still talk)*
See what happens when I'm ofline for almost a day. It's gona work to get all more insane than me.... ;D
*Gets more insane than Icarus*
Quote from: Deloria on July 01, 2006, 04:18:00 AM
*Gets more insane than Icarus*
but than you will be locked up forever
*gets less insane than Icarus ;P*
* gives away free drinks *
It's not containing any experimental substance. :P
Quote from: Lollotte on June 29, 2006, 10:00:56 PMCC, I will talk to the new Comfort Counselor. Um...who are they? :P
It's not a
they and it was announced in bold letters in this thread. You could also start by paying attention to people's signature lines.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 30, 2006, 01:25:18 AMEverything looses some hairs while walking even I loose a few of my bilions or milions of hairs let stand cats.(have even more hairs ulse they are a special breed whitout hairs) XD
* starts making a potion to become a cat *
Who wants to be a testperson? XB
People can't and don't lick their hair to control where the loss goes. I never said my cats don't loose hair, I just said they control where they loose it and it's not inside the patient section of the Asylum. :scholar:
Quote from: Rosella on June 30, 2006, 11:19:51 AMWhy were you addressing me? I didn't say anything. XD
She wasn't addressing you. You can take the sentence:
Quote from: Lollotte on June 30, 2006, 09:52:45 AMRosella, as you observed in the Useless Convo thread, is no longer a cat.
as 'Rosella is no longer a cat, as you observed in the Useless Convo thread.' :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on June 30, 2006, 01:03:37 PMI was turned into a cat. :P
Quote from: telepathic_cat on June 27, 2006, 02:17:19 PM
*Beams shoot from my eyes and turn Deloria into a cat (who can still talk)*
As I already stated, these kind of things are nullified inside Asylum premises. So you may be a cat inthere, but not inhere. :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on July 01, 2006, 09:34:17 AMQuote from: Deloria on July 01, 2006, 04:18:00 AM
*Gets more insane than Icarus*
but than you will be locked up forever
Please don't confuse the Asylum with a prison. :bob:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 01, 2006, 01:47:38 PM* gives away free drinks *
It's not containing any experimental substance. :P
*alarm goes off as Asylum scanners scan Gilgamesh's free drinks and guard cats immediately intervene and take the drinks away*
:zzz:
Darn they took away my free drinks.
Why did they do that? ::)
[spoiler]They may have taken away my catchanging potions, but my DOG-POTIONS will not be found.[/spoiler]
* gives free goatmilk to everyone *
hates milk I want beer chcolatmilk whit real chocolat in it or better.
CC, I think we need courses in cat-language so the guardcats can understand what we want.
Quote from: Deloria on June 29, 2006, 04:18:20 PMThat we're all insane (you and some diverse others are the exceptions that prove the rule :scholar:* :P
Without exceptions, there is indeed no rule, so I'm glad to be part of those exceptions. ;D :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 01, 2006, 02:41:21 PM[spoiler]They may have taken away my catchanging potions, but my DOG-POTIONS will not be found.[/spoiler]
* gives free goatmilk to everyone *
*Yet again the Asylum alarm starts wailing* It's a good thing only 1 patient was asked and declined before I get a chance to take yet another action.
*guardcats takes away free goatmilk*
PS: The next time any drink you may offer to another patient will be intercepted automatically, without me having to give an explicit order. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on July 02, 2006, 02:08:10 PMCC, I think we need courses in cat-language so the guardcats can understand what we want.
The guardcats can understand human language perfectly well. From a security point of view I can also not allow patients to be able to understand the cats, when they're discussing tactics or any other 'sensitive information'. :pokerface:
Quote from: copycat on July 02, 2006, 04:21:57 PM
Quote from: Deloria on July 02, 2006, 02:08:10 PMCC, I think we need courses in cat-language so the guardcats can understand what we want.
The guardcats can understand human language perfectly well. From a security point of view I can also not allow patients to be able to understand the cats, when they're discussing tactics or any other 'sensitive information'. :pokerface:
But what if we can already speak cat?
Quote from: copycat on July 02, 2006, 04:14:29 PM
Quote from: Deloria on June 29, 2006, 04:18:20 PMThat we're all insane (you and some diverse others are the exceptions that prove the rule :scholar:* :P
Without exceptions, there is indeed no rule, so I'm glad to be part of those exceptions. ;D :P
Of course that is a matter of opinion. ;P
I still say we are all insane! XD
May I ask why I couldn't have some goatmilk? :P
Dances like the people do in the musical Cats.
Will this work to mislead the guardcats
Quote from: copycat on July 02, 2006, 04:21:57 PM
*Yet again the Asylum alarm starts wailing* It's a good thing only 1 patient was asked and declined before I get a chance to take yet another action.
*guardcats takes away free goatmilk*
PS: The next time any drink you may offer to another patient will be intercepted automatically, without me having to give an explicit order. :scholar:
It seems I may not even share normal goatmilk anymore. :'(
* uses the potions he has "
hidden in his room and
NOT where he gave away free goatmilk" to create some dogs out of the roaches on his floor *
Well those dogs may be small, but small doesn't mean anything. :P
I've just read 77 pages of pure insanity and I must say, what a deliriously wonderful set of patients! !!! And this Asylum is fantastic! Metal-bat wielding staff members, well-trained cats (a feat in and of itself) that speak the human tongue, bio-metric fields, and a soon-to-be holodeck!
Let's talk money!
*takes out his checkbook and starts writing a check*
How much for this place (including the patients)?? :deal:
If you think it was crazy here, look for the older Asylum thread. XD
the asylum will cost you a lot of monney.
1. releash all patients. :P
2. a sum of monney.
3. more usefull things for those patients who come back. :D
4. One day out of the asylum day.
If you can do that I'll sell the asylum
[spoiler]Too bad I don't own the asylum. XD[/spoiler]
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 03, 2006, 12:52:23 PM
the asylum will cost you a lot of monney.
1. releash all patients. :P
2. a sum of monney.
3. more usefull things for those patients who come back. :D
4. One day out of the asylum day.
If you can do that I'll sell the asylum
[spoiler]Too bad I don't own the asylum. XD[/spoiler]
I can comply with points two and three (depending on what you mean by "useful" of course. ;)).
Point four could be arranged as long as proper security measures were taken and the patient was of no threat to him/herself or to others (Hmm...although that may make an interesting test. :pokerface:).
Point one would have to be decided by Asylum staff since I have no credentials in that arena, however, I highly doubt they would agree to such a proposal. Besides, the patients are the most important aspects of the Asylum...it would not be profitable to release them. 8)
Quote from: Zelly on July 02, 2006, 08:59:30 PMBut what if we can already speak cat?
The cats talk in a specific dialect no human can (fully) understand. And, to add extra security, whenever they're discussing sensitive information, the speak in tongue(s?) (coded). :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on July 03, 2006, 01:23:17 AMMay I ask why I couldn't have some goatmilk? :P
Because that would mean I'd have to divert resources to finding a cure, and it's always better to prevent than it is to fix (afterwards). :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on July 03, 2006, 02:14:49 AMDances like the people do in the musical Cats.
Will this work to mislead the guardcats
The guardcats are trained not to be distracted by such behavior. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 03, 2006, 07:48:41 AMIt seems I may not even share normal goatmilk anymore. :'(
No,
you can't.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 03, 2006, 07:48:41 AMto create some dogs out of the roaches on his floor *
Roaches, in the Asylum? Nevah! You must mean bedbugs. :pokerface:
Quote from: Throckmorton on July 03, 2006, 11:14:41 AMI've just read 77 pages of pure insanity and I must say, what a deliriously wonderful set of patients! !!! And this Asylum is fantastic!
Congratulations about reading through all 77 pages of the 3rd wing. However, there's still a ground floor (1st floor) thread somewhere, and a second wing too. They're both 100 pages long, so enjoy! And thanks for you word of praise for this Asylum, I'm honored. ;]
Quote from: Throckmorton on July 03, 2006, 11:14:41 AMMetal-bat wielding staff members, well-trained cats (a feat in and of itself) that speak the human tongue, bio-metric fields, and a soon-to-be holodeck!
I try to discourage the metal bat-wielding staff member as much as I can though. Apart from the cats being able to understand and speak human tongue, you also must know the Asylum Manager himself can also transform into a (black) cat and a (black) panther, if needed. And about the biometric fields and the soon-to-be holodeck, we try our best to improve with each new floor/wing.
Quote from: Throckmorton on July 03, 2006, 11:14:41 AMLet's talk money!
*takes out his checkbook and starts writing a check*
How much for this place (including the patients)?? :deal:
The owner of this place does not visit the Asylum a lot (anymore), and is not a member of the staff either. However, I think it's safe to assume this Asylum is not for sale. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 03, 2006, 12:52:23 PMthe asylum will cost you a lot of monney.
1. releash all patients. :P
2. a sum of monney.
3. more usefull things for those patients who come back. :D
4. One day out of the asylum day.
If you can do that I'll sell the asylum
1. The sale would only be about the who owns the Asylum, but the Asylum Manager is appointed for life (or at least as long as he likes), and goes wherever the Asylum goes. Seeing as the release of patients is handled by the Manager, it cannot be included in a sales agreement.
2. I don't think money is a problem for the man.
3. Patients who come back? As a patient, as a visitor or as staff?
4. In the last year the patients have already had several days out of the Asylum in Etheria, so you can't complain about that, unless you didn't go, which would be your own doing.
Youcan't sell the Asylum anyway. :pleased:
Quote from: Throckmorton on July 03, 2006, 01:47:29 PMI can comply with points two and three (depending on what you mean by "useful" of course. ;)).
See? told you two would be NP.
Quote from: Throckmorton on July 03, 2006, 01:47:29 PMPoint four could be arranged as long as proper security measures were taken and the patient was of no threat to him/herself or to others (Hmm...although that may make an interesting test. :pokerface:).
Asylum staff makes sure the proper security measures are taken on a day out, rest assured.
Quote from: Throckmorton on July 03, 2006, 01:47:29 PMPoint one would have to be decided by Asylum staff since I have no credentials in that arena, however, I highly doubt they would agree to such a proposal. Besides, the patients are the most important aspects of the Asylum...it would not be profitable to release them. 8)
An Asylum with only staff would be a dull place indeed. If you've read the description of this forum-section, you must mean what the 'I' in 'VIP' stands for, so we cannot have a VIP section without VIPs. :scholar:
:zzz:
Sends his minidogs out to spy on every employee.
[spoiler]let's hope the gaurdcats won't catch them. :P[/spoiler]
Soon all the food in the kitchen will be mine. :evil:
No you won't becuase I took all the food and hid it in a Giraffe. :suffer:
And I'll never tell you which Giraffe! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I especially won't tell you the Giraffe's name is Jack! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
NOW YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HIS NAME IS JACK!!!
..................Hey wait a minute? O_o
I want a giraffe!!! :D
*ties random people's shoelaces to other random people's shoe laces.* XB
Quote from: Father Ghostface on July 03, 2006, 10:46:03 PM
No you won't because I took all the food and hid it in a Giraffe. :suffer:
And I'll never tell you which Giraffe! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I especially won't tell you the Giraffe's name is Jack! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
NOW YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HIS NAME IS JACK!!!
..................Hey wait a minute? O_o
JACK!!! Where are you?
I have some leaves for you!!
Darn, it seems the Giraffe's hiding too good.
Those yellow and brown spotted trees look great here. :stupid:
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/giraffe.gif)
Look good at this picture (about 15 sec and you'll find the giraffe)
JACK! NO!!!!!!!!!!! HIDE YOURSELF! ...................................Oh look at the pretty butterfly!
*Bumps into Jack and all the food falls out of his giacantic hair*
I am sorry to have to tell you this, Father Ghostface, but there is no giraffe named Jack. And now you have to clean up all that food you threw across the room. :P
When did he change his name?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 03, 2006, 05:04:45 PMSends his minidogs out to spy on every employee.
[spoiler]let's hope the gaurdcats won't catch them. :P[/spoiler]
Soon all the food in the kitchen will be mine. :evil:
Even those transformed bedbugs can't pass a biometric field. :scholar:
And to get into the kitchen, apart from having to pass a biometric field, a key (pass) is also required. :scholar:
Quote from: Father Ghostface on July 03, 2006, 10:46:03 PMNo you won't becuase I took all the food and hid it in a Giraffe. :suffer:
Hmmm, delusional I see? Why? Simple: a) because
you can't get into the kitchen and take food and b) because there are no Giraffes in the Asylum. There's limits to what people can keep as pets. :pokerface:
Which ties neatly into this quote:
Quote from: Zelly on July 04, 2006, 01:41:30 AMI want a giraffe!!! :D
NO!
Quote from: Zelly on July 04, 2006, 01:41:30 AM*ties random people's shoelaces to other random people's shoe laces.* XB
Hey! :bob:
*unties before/as they fall over*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 28, 2006, 06:06:29 AMI have it!! :idea:
When I go to the 4rd floor I'll create a hologram of myself while trying to escape.
[spoiler]now only to find a way to avoid the sensors[/spoiler]
I seem to have overlooked this post several replies before.
As you must know, holograms need hologram emitters to show themselves, and there are no mobile emitters like the doctor of ST: Voyager has (eventually). So that hologram of yourself would not be able to leave the holo-room, and thus, the sensors would follow the real you anywhere you happen to go. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on July 04, 2006, 02:53:02 PMWhen did he change his name?
Who?
PS: Good to see you back in action Lollotte! :D
Thank you, CC. Good to be back. ;D
* demands more sugar *
I'm getting less active whitout enough sugar. :P
* opens al the closetdoors to see if there's sugar inside *
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 05, 2006, 01:46:18 AM* demands more sugar *
I'm getting less active whitout enough sugar. :P
Good, maybe that means you'll be less trouble too. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 05, 2006, 01:46:18 AM* opens al the closetdoors to see if there's sugar inside *
The only closet that contains sugar is where some of the food is kept, but
you can't get inthere. In fact, you don't even know where it is. :scholar:
* open the first closetdoor *
Darn it's the cleaning stuff.
* opens the second door *
He Warlock You're here? XD
* opens the third door *
Still no sugar, only a disable all sensors system. :raf:
* door no. four *
The person who makes the cookie-cartoons ;D
Finaly I found you. :P
[spoiler]Do you know how to get any sugar here XD[/spoiler]
CC, I think I'm making progress! :D I'm sane enough to know that Gilgamesh is hallucinating right now. :P
Quote from: copycat on July 03, 2006, 02:50:26 PMThe owner of this place does not visit the Asylum a lot (anymore), and is not a member of the staff either. However, I think it's safe to assume this Asylum is not for sale. :scholar:
That's unfortunate. :'( Is Asylum stock traded publicly? I'd love to be an investor. If not, I'll happily become a regular financial sponsor to help meet the needs of the facility and its patients.
Quote from: copycat on July 03, 2006, 02:50:26 PMAn Asylum with only staff would be a dull place indeed. If you've read the description of this forum-section, you must mean what the 'I' in 'VIP' stands for, so we cannot have a VIP section without VIPs. :scholar:
Agreed. :yes:
"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."
John Russell
The Asylum is a non profit organization that is not focused on market trading/stock brokering at this point in time. Our focus is our patients, not our business.
You tell him, Lollotte! Give him what-for! :P
Thank you for your support, Jafar. ;D You seem to be improving. :P
Really? I actually started playing with a full deck a few days ago. ;D
Hmm...what were you playing with before, may I ask? :P
Well, I wanted to play Marbles, but all I could find was Old Maid cards...I managed to find some standard playing cards and play Go Fish though. :P
Quote from: Throckmorton on July 03, 2006, 11:14:41 AM
I've just read 77 pages of pure insanity and I must say, what a deliriously wonderful set of patients! !!! And this Asylum is fantastic! Metal-bat wielding staff members, well-trained cats (a feat in and of itself) that speak the human tongue, bio-metric fields, and a soon-to-be holodeck!
Let's talk money!
*takes out his checkbook and starts writing a check*
How much for this place (including the patients)?? :deal:
I think he needs to be comitted for being able to read all of it. haha but yes it is delisously interesting
Quote from: Lollotte on July 05, 2006, 08:13:02 PM
The Asylum is a non profit organization that is not focused on market trading/stock brokering at this point in time. Our focus is our patients, not our business.
That is understandable. Do you accept donations to cover overhead expenses? 8)
Quote from: Deloria on July 05, 2006, 05:40:40 PM
CC, I think I'm making progress! :D I'm sane enough to know that Gilgamesh is hallucinating right now. :P
I'm not hallucinating, look for yourself. :P
* goes back to his room *
[spoiler]Finaly I can hide all the sand of the hole in my room :pleased:[/spoiler]
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 05, 2006, 03:30:49 PM* open the first closetdoor *
Darn it's the cleaning stuff.
* opens the second door *
He Warlock You're here? XD
* opens the third door *
Still no sugar, only a disable all sensors system. :raf:
* door no. four *
The person who makes the cookie-cartoons ;D
Finaly I found you. :P
[spoiler]Do you know how to get any sugar here XD[/spoiler]
Quote from: Deloria on July 05, 2006, 05:40:40 PMCC, I think I'm making progress! :D I'm sane enough to know that Gilgamesh is hallucinating right now. :P
Good! You're right, Warlock is no where to be found within the Asylum, and there's most definitely no room where just anyone can disable all sensor systems. :pleased:
Quote from: Lollotte on July 05, 2006, 08:13:02 PMThe Asylum is a non profit organization that is not focused on market trading/stock brokering at this point in time. Our focus is our patients, not our business.
While that is all true, I'd also like to add the Asylum is completely independent from other sources, mainly because our financial needs are being backed by a fund.
Quote from: Throckmorton on July 05, 2006, 11:15:12 PMDo you accept donations to cover overhead expenses? 8)
Although the money in aforementioned fund is sufficient to last the Asylum for a long time, you can always donate money into the fund. Being a non-profit organization, theres no ROI though and there's no refund policy either. :scholar:
Quote from: patrick83301 on July 05, 2006, 08:38:51 PMI think he needs to be comitted for being able to read all of it. haha but yes it is delisously interesting
Nah, still too little info on his personality atm.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 06, 2006, 05:06:30 AM* goes back to his room *
[spoiler]Finaly I can hide all the sand of the hole in my room :pleased:[/spoiler]
Sand, hole, what hole? :pokerface:
Quote from: copycat on July 06, 2006, 03:52:25 PM
Sand, hole, what hole? :pokerface:
Did I say sand??? :!Oops:
I meant pants ::)
[spoiler]* quickly coffers the hole in his room *
Nobody can find that hole. :sneaky: [/spoiler]
* closes his roomdoor *
[spoiler]Let's wait a little while till CC is gone for some time and then dig,
dig and
dig[/spoiler]
Sorry to inform you of this now, Gilgamesh, but there is no hole in your room. I would like to know where you got that huge pile of sawdust, though...
I won't tell you that I'm going to make a secret passage to the sugar factory. :P
As long as I don't have internet I can't be locked up since I'm free ;D
but on the other hand I can't follow all the others escape tricks anymore :'(
I'll keep you updaed on our escape plans. :P
May I go to Etheria again?
* comes back from the wedding of a family member *
mom's-brother's-daugther's-wedding. :sweating:
* Hopes CC didn't noticed he was gone *
He won't know it. :evil:
* deflates the gilgameshdoll in his room *
My plan works perfectly.
So, in reality, your cousin's wedding? :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 07, 2006, 12:04:43 AMI won't tell you that I'm going to make a secret passage to the sugar factory. :P
Sugar factory? Oh, you must mean the one that's located right next to the Asylum. Well, since that factory is still on Asylum grounds, the moment you'd come up, the sensors inthere would notice you and you'd be found out and escorted back to your room by guardcats.
But, then again, this is purely hypothetical of course. Nobody can dig a hole through the Asylum building's floor. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on July 07, 2006, 06:14:08 AMAs long as I don't have internet I can't be locked up since I'm free ;D
You'd be surprised how long the hypothetical arm of the Asylum is... :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on July 07, 2006, 10:09:29 AMMay I go to Etheria again?
Oh. :o I hadn't noticed you were back already. Of course you can! :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 07, 2006, 02:00:18 PM* comes back from the wedding of a family member *
mom's-brother's-daugther's-wedding. :sweating:
* Hopes CC didn't noticed he was gone *
He won't know it. :evil:
[spoiler]/me congratulates the guardcat shadowing Gilgamesh for a job well done, Gilgamesh obviously didn't notice a thing
[/spoiler]
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 07, 2006, 02:00:18 PM* deflates the gilgameshdoll in his room *
My plan works perfectly.
What, you think the Asylum sensors can't distinguish between a real person and a doll. I
let you go due to the family nature of the event, and since you returned to the Asylum promptly afterwards there was no need to instruct a guardcat team to come and fetch you. :scholar:
:zzz:
EDIT: Forgot to Spell check and preview first.
Now, as the board slept, a telepathic cat infiltrated the asylum. He slid past the sleeping night guard and all the sensors. Then, he curled up in a cell and slept. That'll teach you guys to not monitor the boards while I go on midnight posting sprees!!!!
I can Evade CC very well.
Now to find a way to evade the gaurdcats attention.
* start making a new escapeplan *
- making a lot of inflatable dolls and fill the asylum whit them
=> no visual => no gaurdcats seeing me while sensors indicate I escape. ;D
Only thing is that I don't have enough dolls yet. :-\
* asks the other patients if they would help making inflatable dolls * :D
Thanks CC. :D *leaves for Etheria*
Can you bring me some sugar from that place? :P
Sorry, the guardcats would take it away as soon as I came back, and there's no sugar in Etheria. I can bring you some Ambrossia, which is just as good....:P
takes a fidle and starts dancing in the middle of the asylum. Jippy I'm back again. ;D
Welcome back! :D But I just realized how impossible it is to break out of here, we're stuck. :'(
Quote from: Deloria on July 08, 2006, 04:22:14 AM
Sorry, the guardcats would take it away as soon as I came back, and there's no sugar in Etheria. I can bring you some Ambrossia, which is just as good....:P
Well then I would like to have some of that.
* starts cleaning his room and find a nice place to put the Ambrossia *
[spoiler] :o did I really cleaned my room :o [/spoiler]
:o OMG. Gilgamesh cleaned up his room? :o
*gives Gilgamesh some ambrossia*
Thanks, now I have something to put on the shelf. :P
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 07, 2006, 10:42:25 PMNow, as the board slept, a telepathic cat infiltrated the asylum. He slid past the sleeping night guard and all the sensors. Then, he curled up in a cell and slept.
Gotcha! :bob:
Those guards were only
pretending to be asleep. You're most definitely not up to date with the security measures at the Asylum. And while those sensors may have
appeared to be inactive, they were very active indeed and followed you every second. Without you realizing it, you were then led to an empty patient room (not a cell). The room's biometric field was set to 'learning' and scanned your biometric data when you entered and has now entered normal functioning, meaning it will now only let you through, unless you invite someone else inside. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 08, 2006, 01:33:13 AMI can Evade CC very well.
Won't deny that. Thats why my guardcats know very well what to do without me having to give them orders all the time. They're very independent. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 08, 2006, 01:33:13 AMNow to find a way to evade the gaurdcats attention.
* start making a new escapeplan *
- making a lot of inflatable dolls and fill the asylum whit them
=> no visual => no gaurdcats seeing me while sensors indicate I escape. ;D
You
still think the only sensors I have are visual ones? No way! :scholar:
Besides that, the guardcats would quickly *pop* inflatable dolls that get in their way. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on July 08, 2006, 04:22:14 AMSorry, the guardcats would take it away as soon as I came back, and there's no sugar in Etheria. I can bring you some Ambrossia, which is just as good....:P
Always nice to see such a post from a patient :pleased:
Quote from: icarus on July 08, 2006, 04:50:43 AMtakes a fidle and starts dancing in the middle of the asylum. Jippy I'm back again. ;D
Back? You never left (the Asylum)! 8)
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on July 08, 2006, 02:57:03 PM
Won't deny that. Thats why my guardcats know very well what to do without me having to give them orders all the time. They're very independent. :scholar:
* starts a independents campain *
Free the gaurdcats!! :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 08, 2006, 04:05:09 PM
Quote from: copycat on July 08, 2006, 02:57:03 PM
Won't deny that. Thats why my guardcats know very well what to do without me having to give them orders all the time. They're very independent. :scholar:
* starts a independents campain *
Free the gaurdcats!! :P
From what? :P Besides, they enjoy it here. :) It's a great place to be, even as a patient. They don't punish you, the food's good, nice people. The only thing slightly bad about it is the lack of freedom (you can't leave).
The guardcats are free to leave, aren't they? I'm guessing they work shifts, and have a dental plan. :P
Quote from: Jafar on July 08, 2006, 06:12:37 PM
The guardcats are free to leave, aren't they? I'm guessing they work shifts, and have a dental plan. :P
Why can't we have a white gaurdcat.
Only black cats are allowed. :'(
This is discrimination :yes:
* keeps asking for more colloured gaurdcats * 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 09, 2006, 03:13:22 AM
Quote from: Jafar on July 08, 2006, 06:12:37 PM
The guardcats are free to leave, aren't they? I'm guessing they work shifts, and have a dental plan. :P
Why can't we have a white gaurdcat.
Only black cats are allowed. :'(
This is discrimination :yes:
* keeps asking for more colloured gaurdcats * 8)
LOL. I think he has a point. :P What about a grey guardcat? :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 09, 2006, 03:13:22 AM
Why can't we have a white gaurdcat.
Only black cats are allowed. :'(
Simple, it's because if you cross the path of a black cat, you'll have bad luck. 8) ;P
And if you cross paths with a multi-colored pink and green one, you'll have good luck? ::) :P
Quote from: Deloria on July 09, 2006, 06:54:10 AM
And if you cross paths with a multi-colored pink and green one, you'll have good luck? ::) :P
Definitely good luck! :) It means you're ready for your medication! :D
;P
Quote from: copycat on July 08, 2006, 02:57:03 PM
Quote from: icarus on July 08, 2006, 04:50:43 AMtakes a fiddle and starts dancing in the middle of the asylum. Jippy I'm back again. ;D
Back? You never left (the Asylum)! 8)
:zzz:
I did leave but I uses my pc at work. The troubles were solved sooner that I suspected
plays the fiddle
and starts dancing in the middle (of the asylum)
Quote from: Yonkey on July 09, 2006, 07:06:40 AM
Quote from: Deloria on July 09, 2006, 06:54:10 AM
And if you cross paths with a multi-colored pink and green one, you'll have good luck? ::) :P
Definitely good luck! :) It means you're ready for your medication! :D
;P
XD
Happy pill medication? :P
Quote from: copycat on July 08, 2006, 02:57:03 PM
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 07, 2006, 10:42:25 PMNow, as the board slept, a telepathic cat infiltrated the asylum. He slid past the sleeping night guard and all the sensors. Then, he curled up in a cell and slept.
Gotcha! :bob:
Those guards were only pretending to be asleep. You're most definitely not up to date with the security measures at the Asylum. And while those sensors may have appeared to be inactive, they were very active indeed and followed you every second. Without you realizing it, you were then led to an empty patient room (not a cell). The room's biometric field was set to 'learning' and scanned your biometric data when you entered and has now entered normal functioning, meaning it will now only let you through, unless you invite someone else inside. :pleased:
But that means....wait.........YES!!!!1 I'm in teh asylum!!!!!! Yay!!!!!! Even if it isn't a cell, I'm still in here!! Yay!! If I'm not a patient....can I be the guy who goes around with the book cart, spreading joy and stuff?
Book cart! I want a book! Come baaaaack! XD
*Wheels cart to Jafar with mind while riding it*
Go ahead, take one.
Hmm...eeny meeny marsh mallow...*takes the Sword of Shannara*
Quote from: Jafar on July 08, 2006, 06:12:37 PMThe guardcats are free to leave, aren't they? I'm guessing they work shifts, and have a dental plan. :P
You guessed correctly. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 09, 2006, 03:13:22 AMWhy can't we have a white gaurdcat.
Only black cats are allowed. :'(
This is discrimination :yes:
* keeps asking for more colloured gaurdcats * 8)
The primary reason why only black cats are allowed is because it's easier for me to mingle myself between them and thus stay undistinct from the rest of the guardcats. Someone in my position has to keep as low a profile as possible. Furthermore, black cats are the best at covert operations, white ones stand out too much. Same goes for multicolored cats. There is one non-black guard somewhere in the Asylum though, don't quite remember who introduced him, but it's a cougar. :pokerface:
Quote from: Yonkey on July 09, 2006, 06:02:56 AMSimple, it's because if you cross the path of a black cat, you'll have bad luck. 8) ;P
Are you implying
I bring bad luck? :o :dead:
Quote from: icarus on July 09, 2006, 07:08:04 AMI did leave but I uses my pc at work. The troubles were solved sooner that I suspected
It is not uncommon for a hallucination to 'nest' itself in your memory but I can assure you, you definitely did
not leave the Asylum. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on July 09, 2006, 08:46:02 AMHappy pill medication? :P
I know you are extremely susceptible to happy pills, with all the trouble I had trying to take you off of it. So I configured the scanners to scan for those pills and any remaining within the Asylum were destroyed. Also, if anyone attempts to bring new happy pills into the Asylum, they will be detained and the happy pills in their possession will be removed and destroyed. This is now a happy pill-free zone. :pokerface:
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 09, 2006, 11:10:34 AMBut that means....wait.........YES!!!!1 I'm in teh asylum!!!!!! Yay!!!!!! Even if it isn't a cell, I'm still in here!! Yay!! If I'm not a patient....can I be the guy who goes around with the book cart, spreading joy and stuff?
Oh, you're a patient all right, no doubt about it. If you weren't meant to be in here as a patient, I wouldn't have gone to all this trouble to let you in, ordering my guards to pretend being asleep and such. But, I guess you can go around with the book cart too. You are
not though, don't forget,
not part of the Asylum staff. This is a
favor and can be revoked at any given time. :scholar:
:zzz:
But CC, I really have been a bit depressed lately, couldn't I even have one? ;P
Happy pills don't bring real happiness, just funky drug-induced "happiness". They're trippy, but not the same as being really happy. :P
What about those happynessneedles racx has used? XD
I know some of those needles are locked up by CC somewhere in the asylum.
Those good old days. :P
Quote from: copycat on July 09, 2006, 01:30:36 PM
The primary reason why only black cats are allowed is because it's easier for me to mingle myself between them and thus stay undistinct from the rest of the guardcats. Someone in my position has to keep as low a profile as possible. Furthermore, black cats are the best at covert operations, white ones stand out too much. Same goes for multicolored cats. There is one non-black guard somewhere in the Asylum though, don't quite remember who introduced him, but it's a cougar. :pokerface:
If we can't have any other kind of gaurdcats I'll paint them all in the colours of the rainbow.
Let's hope it will bring goodluck to me.
[spoiler]A decent escapplan XD [/spoiler]
*Rides the book cart around the asylum*
Can I have a good book TC ;D
[spoiler]the one where I can find a way to escape...[/spoiler]
*Gets a book from TC*
And Gilgamesh, I'm fairly certain CC won't appreciate you painting the guardcats...
*gets hit by telapathic cat*
Watch where you're going! :cesar:
Quote from: Deloria on July 09, 2006, 06:00:40 PM
*Gets a book from TC*
And Gilgamesh, I'm fairly certain CC won't appreciate you painting the guardcats...
I don't care. :P
I'll paint CC then also. ;D
Aren't books dangerous?
Soon enough patients starts throwing whit them....
Can I have that fairytale book from Grimm TC?
* Gets his book from TC *
"How to go on a treasure hunt in the asylum" ;D
*hands out requested books* Sorry, I've been asleep 'til just a few hours ago.
Quote from: Jafar on July 09, 2006, 01:55:05 PMHappy pills don't bring real happiness, just funky drug-induced "happiness". They're trippy, but not the same as being really happy. :P
Yes, yes, very good. At least there's
one patient inhere who's aware of the bad effects of the happy pills. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 09, 2006, 02:58:10 PMWhat about those happynessneedles racx has used? XD
I know some of those needles are locked up by CC somewhere in the asylum.
Nope, confiscated and destroyed too. All of
that kind of happy-related things were destroyed completely and utterly. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 09, 2006, 02:58:10 PMIf we can't have any other kind of gaurdcats I'll paint them all in the colours of the rainbow.
Let's hope it will bring goodluck to me.
Haven't I told you yet you can't get anywhere near the guardcats with that kind of equipment and if you try it will be taken away from you? :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 09, 2006, 05:11:53 PMCan I have a good book TC ;D
[spoiler]the one where I can find a way to escape...[/spoiler]
Those kind of books are not allowed on the book cart. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 10, 2006, 01:59:45 AMI don't care. :P
I'll paint CC then also. ;D
Ha! *laughs in Gilgamesh's face and hurries away before he has a chance to get his paint* :evil:
Quote from: icarus on July 10, 2006, 04:16:54 AMAren't books dangerous?
Soon enough patients starts throwing whit them....
Since the last incident the guardcats have trained especially hard on book-catching and are now experts. So as soon as someone starts throwing a book, the one closest will make a dive to the flying book and snatch in in mid-air. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 10, 2006, 09:24:19 AM* Gets his book from TC *
"How to go on a treasure hunt in the asylum" ;D
Good luck! ::) ;D
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on July 10, 2006, 02:42:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 09, 2006, 02:58:10 PMWhat about those happynessneedles racx has used? XD
I know some of those needles are locked up by CC somewhere in the asylum.
Nope, confiscated and destroyed too. All of that kind of happy-related things were destroyed completely and utterly. :scholar:
All of them? :'(
Don't worry, there's always therapy. :P
Gene therapy??????
Quote from: Jafar on July 10, 2006, 03:56:19 PM
Don't worry, there's always therapy. :P
But I liked happy needles. :P Racx? :'(
What are happy needles? I vaguely remember discussion of such things.
Well, see, they make you hallucinate, although you usually don't let on. :P They're also very addictive, and make you manically happy.
This may help us in my thread...
*Adds many happy needles to inventory*
May I have one in your thread? Please? :P
*Gives Deloria 50*
But wait until we're in your thread, lest CC confiscate them. :P Thanks in advance anyway. *feels manically happy and flies around* BTW, from where did you get them?
I summoned them.
Oh. :D It's nice having such a wonderful, magical ruler. :)
.......Alrighty, then. *Dances in the asylum hall*
*gives herself another happy-pill injection. :P*
Quote from: copycat on July 10, 2006, 02:42:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 09, 2006, 02:58:10 PMIf we can't have any other kind of gaurdcats I'll paint them all in the colours of the rainbow.
Let's hope it will bring goodluck to me.
Haven't I told you yet you can't get anywhere near the guardcats with that kind of equipment and if you try it will be taken away from you? :pokerface:
I'll find a way! :yes:
Quote from: copycat on July 10, 2006, 02:42:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 10, 2006, 01:59:45 AMI don't care. :P
I'll paint CC then also. ;D
Ha! *laughs in Gilgamesh's face and hurries away before he has a chance to get his paint* :evil:
Now you've done it, time for revenge. :devil:
* puts a water in many buckets *
[spoiler]* puts rainbowpaint in the entire watersystem of the asylum *
Your gaurdcats will be coloured. :evil:
And if this doesn't work I'll use the water on you next time. :P
[/spoiler]
*Paints self red* (normally has a tuxedo pattern)
Yay!! Paint!!!
The happy-pill-injections aren't working, I think CC did destroy the real ones...:-\
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 10, 2006, 08:52:56 PMGene therapy??????
No! :scholar:
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 10, 2006, 09:00:44 PMThis may help us in my thread...
*Adds many happy needles to inventory*
You'll have to get them outside of the Asylum and keep them out of the Asylum. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on July 11, 2006, 01:42:01 PMThe happy-pill-injections aren't working, I think CC did destroy the real ones...:-\
As I said, there are no happy pills in the Asylum, i.e. the Asylum thread, so any happy pill things in the Asylum thread won't work. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 11, 2006, 08:57:47 AMNow you've done it, time for revenge. :devil:
* puts a water in many buckets *
[spoiler]* puts rainbowpaint in the entire watersystem of the asylum *
Your gaurdcats will be coloured. :evil:
And if this doesn't work I'll use the water on you next time. :P[/spoiler]
:sneaky:
You don't have access to the watersystem of the Asylum! And besides that, even if the water supply for the Asylum were to get contaminated with such a thing, the filtering system would soon neutralize it. Using colored water on me? I don't think so! :bob:
*Pads along a red wall.*
Bwahaha!!!!1 Now, no one can see me!!!
* throws at the buckets at the gaurdcats and HITS ONE of them * XD
Great, now we have a coloured gaurdcat. ;D
[spoiler]too bad the paint can be removed by washing the gaurdcat
Well, at least we have a coloured cat for now[/spoiler]
* gets back to his room to make new plans to put more coloured gaurdcats in the asylum * ;D
*pets a random guardkitten*
*Goes to the showers and washes off the red paint*
Why did you wash away the paint?
I can paint you in more than one colour.
[spoiler]or I'll paint you black so you can try to escape :P[/spoiler]
* calls for the painted gaurdcat *
Don't run away from me. :P
I'll give you some nice colours.
* runs towards the gaurdcat that keeps running away *
BOOM :stars:
* slams into a door * XD
Auch that hurts.
Darn , the gaurdcat escaped :'(
Next time I'll paint you mark my words.
* marks his words * :P
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 11, 2006, 02:14:04 PM*Pads along a red wall.*
Bwahaha!!!!1 Now, no one can see me!!!
You still register on infra-red. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 11, 2006, 02:37:04 PM* throws at the buckets at the gaurdcats and HITS ONE of them * XD
Great, now we have a coloured gaurdcat. ;D
[spoiler]too bad the paint can be removed by washing the gaurdcat
Well, at least we have a coloured cat for now[/spoiler]
* gets back to his room to make new plans to put more coloured gaurdcats in the asylum * ;D
*guardcats saw the bucket coming and dived out of the way, but put a decoy cat (not a real one of course) directly in the path of the oncoming bucket*
*guardcats take the decoy cat to the washing room* :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on July 11, 2006, 03:14:54 PM*pets a random guardkitten*
*guardkitten hisses as in 'watch it!'*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 12, 2006, 02:28:33 PMI can paint you in more than one colour.
[spoiler]or I'll paint you black so you can try to escape :P[/spoiler]
Why do you think black will make someone invisible to my multi-functional scanners? :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 12, 2006, 02:28:33 PM* calls for the painted gaurdcat *
Don't run away from me. :P
I'll give you some nice colours.
* runs towards the gaurdcat that keeps running away *
BOOM :stars:
* slams into a door * XD
Auch that hurts.
Darn , the gaurdcat escaped :'(
Next time I'll paint you mark my words.
* marks his words * :P
Why were you chasing the decoy guardcat? :pokerface:
NOTICE: The Asylum manager will be out of his office from next Saturday, 1 AM-ish, GMT+1, and won't be back until the following Saturday. So, in the event the 4th floor/wing of the Asylum is unveiled during that time, the holo-room will remain sealed until
I open it. 8) Unless my assistant manager turns up, the normal Asylum-duties will be attended to by Lollotte. :scholar:
Is it allowed to play the fiddle in the middle of the asylum?
Quote from: icarus on July 12, 2006, 03:08:05 PMIs it allowed to play the fiddle in the middle of the asylum?
If it weren't, don't you think I would've stopped it already?
:zzz:
Hey diddle diddle, Copycat with the fiddle! XD
*Paints the walls of his room with printers.*
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 12, 2006, 08:54:09 PM
*Paints the walls of his room with printers.*
Umm....huh? :-\
CC, may I visit Etheria again? I need to speak to the fates about how much longer I'll be here.
Quote from: Deloria on July 13, 2006, 07:36:22 AM
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 12, 2006, 08:54:09 PM
*Paints the walls of his room with printers.*
Umm....huh? :-\
As in, I glue printers all over the walls of my room. Yay!!
did you know that a printer poduces heat hotter than the sun? :o
To bad it's only for a short while. :'(
* starts to modify many printers *
If it works I can burn a hole in the wall of the asylum. :P
*Gives Gilgamesh 500 printers :P*
I'm turning into that type of guy who has everything. Every prison should have one. (Anyone who has seen The Shawshank Redemption knows what I'm talking about.)
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 13, 2006, 09:13:37 AM
As in, I glue printers all over the walls of my room. Yay!!
I think you mean "posters", not printers. :P
No, I mean printers. As in, computer printers.
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 13, 2006, 10:36:11 AM
No, I mean printers. As in, computer printers.
You glue them onto your walls? Let me guess, using Krazy Glue? ;-D
Quote from: copycat on July 12, 2006, 03:47:45 PM
Quote from: icarus on July 12, 2006, 03:08:05 PMIs it allowed to play the fiddle in the middle of the asylum?
If it weren't, don't you think I would've stopped it already?
:zzz:
but I can't play the fiddle ::)
Quote from: Yonkey on July 13, 2006, 10:46:49 AM
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 13, 2006, 10:36:11 AM
No, I mean printers. As in, computer printers.
You glue them onto your walls? Let me guess, using Krazy Glue? ;-D
Using Supah Dupah t_c Patented Krizazy Glue!!
Awesome! :D
*escorts t_c to his padded cell* XD
Thanks, Neil...that was going to be my next move. I can't believe he thinks that milk is glue. :P
starts playing the fiddle and only plays false notes :suffer:
Bring in some pets who also play music.
Now we have a group on musicians. ;D
They came from Bremen. :P
* tests the printers he modified *
makes his wall black (no hole)
I have worked so long for nothing.
* throws away the printers *
watch out for flying printers. XB
*Jumps to the wall of his padded cell and begins bouncing all over the room*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Um...TC, I hate to break it to you, but as long as you're in there, you can't continue your quest for world domination. :-\
Whazzat? As in, I can't post in that thread or I just can't dominate?
Quote from: Jafar on July 12, 2006, 03:49:44 PMHey diddle diddle, Copycat with the fiddle! XD
I don't play the fiddle! :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on July 13, 2006, 07:36:22 AMCC, may I visit Etheria again? I need to speak to the fates about how much longer I'll be here.
Why do you keep asking me? I already told you twice you can leave whenever you want, without having to ask me anything. BTW, how much longer you'll be here all depends on yourself. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 13, 2006, 09:29:08 AMdid you know that a printer poduces heat hotter than the sun? :o
To bad it's only for a short while. :'(
* starts to modify many printers *
If it works I can burn a hole in the wall of the asylum. :P
I'm pretty sure the Asylum walls can withstand any heat you can make those printers produce. And I doubt it's hotter than the sun. :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on July 13, 2006, 10:50:48 AMbut I can't play the fiddle ::)
Of course, if it starts annoying the other patients, we can't have that. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on July 13, 2006, 01:30:07 PMstarts playing the fiddle and only plays false notes :suffer:
Like that... *removes icarus's fiddle*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 13, 2006, 02:08:41 PM* tests the printers he modified *
makes his wall black (no hole)
I have worked so long for nothing.
See? Told you so! :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 13, 2006, 02:08:41 PM* throws away the printers *
watch out for flying printers. XB
Books, printers, all the same... *guardcats dive around the Asylum catching the printers*
Quote from: Deloria on July 13, 2006, 02:36:56 PMUm...TC, I hate to break it to you, but as long as you're in there, you can't continue your quest for world domination. :-\
Why does him being in a padded room harm his chances on a quest for world domination more than him just being in his regular patient room? :-\
EDIT: :zzz:
I meant, so long as he's in the asylum, it's going to be very difficult to dominate. :P
And I keep asking you, since it seems like the polite thing to do. Before I take leave to let you know that I'm going, otherwise, you'd just say I'd been hallucinating and never left. *leaves for Etheria*
*Summons a pair of moon shoes and bounces around the room*
Check out mah moon shoes!!
*hooks a slinky to the moon shoes, and watches T_C trip while bounching* XD
Please, everyone who is supposedly wearing "moon shoes," can you get those blankets off your feet? The cats in the cleaning department would prefer to do less washing, not more!
Less washing??
Is it so hard to wash clothing? XD
1. take the right clothes
2. put them in the machine
3. turn the swich to the right programm
4. turn the machine on
5. let the program run
6. after the program stopped get it out of the machine
7. put it on a line (might be difficult for them)
8. get the clothing off the line
9. prepare the ironing-board
10. iron the clothing
11. fold the clothing
12. place it in the right closet.
That's much work. XD
Asks if he may help washing clothing. ;D
Quote from: Jafar on July 13, 2006, 07:42:55 PM
*hooks a slinky to the moon shoes, and watches T_C trip while bounching* XD
*The Slinkies end up just following me*
*Bounces around his room more*
Quote from: Deloria on July 13, 2006, 05:30:25 PMAnd I keep asking you, since it seems like the polite thing to do. Before I take leave to let you know that I'm going, otherwise, you'd just say I'd been hallucinating and never left. *leaves for Etheria*
It's not that I don't appreciate you asking me, it's just completely unnecessary. You don't have to ask me to let me know you're going to Etheria, just post you're going and we'll know. I see no reason to declare your visits to Etheria as hallucinations. Have I ever done that? :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 14, 2006, 08:55:33 AMAsks if he may help washing clothing. ;D
Le me think..... (NOT). NO! :pleased:
Quote from: Jafar on July 13, 2006, 07:42:55 PM*hooks a slinky to the moon shoes, and watches T_C trip while bounching* XD
:o Why would he trip?
:zzz:
darn, what can I do now? :idea:
starts digging the hole in his room further whit his spoon. XD
*Takes off the moon shoes and summons a cloning machine.*
A want a pair of those XD
I Give a party because CC isn't here for a whole week!! ;D
* gets many bottles of sodapops and other drinks (non-alcoholic) *
YAY! *grabs a ton of chocolate he's been hiding all this time*
$$$ each bar!! !!!
Who wants one? XB
Guys, none of this can get INTO the asylum. Gilgamesh, those are bottles of water. Raf, you don't even HAVE anything. :P
Thank you for your sound words, Rosella. ;D
And Raf, patients do not have money in the Asylum. They don't need it.
Quote from: Rosella on July 16, 2006, 03:12:02 PM
Guys, none of this can get INTO the asylum. Gilgamesh, those are bottles of water. Raf, you don't even HAVE anything. :P
Well they are non-alcoholic, so what's wrong whit them? :P
If it were alcoholic, I'd personally make sure none of it got within 10 miles of the asylum. ;P
Soda has sugar in it, basically.
Holy crap!! Guess what I just read, guys? I was browsing IMDB's 2007 & 2008 movie lists and I found out that Hideo Kojima is working on a Metal Gear Solid movie. Also some people are making 2 more Sin City movies!
Haven't they figured out by now that video game movies don't work (refering to MGS.)
Those movies are restricted to Asylum patients because of their content. But, on the other hand, you can see the Golden Compass movie that will be coming out in a few years. :P
Why wait that long, let us make a movie!! ;D
* gets a video-camera and a directors hat *
Lets hold some auditions. :P
I'll need some stuntcrew, a hero, a bad guy and someone who needs to be saved. 8)
Puts some flags on the wall of the asylum. Celibrate by birthday.
gives all patiens a candybarr and members of APRET 2 candypbars.
And now let's party and dance.
*turns on the music.
Thanks Icarus! :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 16, 2006, 10:55:18 PM
Why wait that long, let us make a movie!! ;D
* gets a video-camera and a directors hat *
Lets hold some auditions. :P
I'll need some stuntcrew, a hero, a bad guy and someone who needs to be saved. 8)
Speaking of auditions...If you check out the adventure gaming board, there's a thread in there entitled "Voice actors/actresses needed"... :P
* makes a movie out of the party *
It will be the best movie ever. ::)
It'll be a 60s movie!
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on July 19, 2006, 12:05:52 PM
It'll be a 60s movie!
why a 60s movie?
Is the asylum so old and deteriorating?
If it deteriorates, do you think the walls will start to fall apart?
could be.... a way to escape? :P
NOooooooo! Don't let the Walls fall apart
* starts screaming "THE FLOOR IS FALLING, THE FLOOR IS FALLING" *
Starts making concrete and puts it against his own room walls.
Now the walls in my room are save. ::)
*runs around in triangles*
Everybody's SUPAH SONIC RACING!
Keep your feet off the ground!
When you're SUPAH SONIC RACING!
There's no time, to look around!
Quote from: icarus on July 19, 2006, 12:38:22 PM
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on July 19, 2006, 12:05:52 PM
It'll be a 60s movie!
why a 60s movie?
Is the asylum so old and deteriorating?
No! There just hasn't been a 60s movie in 40 years.
Aw...:P You know what's even worse though? :P There also hasn't been a 50's movie in 50 years!! :o :P
Wasn't Grease a 50's movie? ;P I mean, it was a movie about the 50's. :P
Well the party isn't worth filming anymore.
Next year I'll try harder. :P
* goes to his room *
* gets out of his room *
Everyone I have a problem.
[spoiler]I forgot to put tape in my equipment Oo. XD [/spoiler]
XD
This place is the best!
*Sits down to alphabetize empty candy wrappers.*
OH NOES!! He forgot the tape :P
Well, better repeat everything thing you guys did XD
CALM DOWN everyone! There is not a way to escape. You are looking at our new deluxe refrigerator system. I would advise against going in there...
HOW L337! *jumps in*
Look at all the fro--*freezes*
Guardcats, please move the refridgerators into the kitchens, please. *pulls Raf out* They have just been delivered. They're not on yet!
*brrrrs*(lol brr)the sure deliver the thing in working condition*brrr* :P
XD
So that Is why all those em,ty boxes are standing here.
Builds a house from the boxes.
Icarus, please relax. No matter how hardyou try, the air will not form a house.
And Raf...stop acting like you're cold. :P ::)
If it's cold why don't you use my tanning bed. :P
flip the swich and you get a nice colour, and it's warm.
Swich
1. not so warm
2. a littel bit hotter than not so warm
3. that should be enough.
4. don't stay to long
5. thats hot :devil:
6. well done. (time for a steak)
7. you're burned XD
Quote from: Lollotte on July 21, 2006, 08:25:01 PM
Icarus, please relax. No matter how hardyou try, the air will not form a house.
And Raf...stop acting like you're cold. :P ::)
but I wasd usaing the paper boxes fron the new coolers :-[
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 15, 2006, 06:48:16 AMstarts digging the hole in his room further whit his spoon. XD
You can't dig a hole anywhere inside the Asylum patient quarters (unless you count the garden as patient quarters and even there you can't dig too deep). :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 16, 2006, 12:36:49 PMI Give a party because CC isn't here for a whole week!! ;D
* gets many bottles of sodapops and other drinks (non-alcoholic) *
The fact I'm not here doesn't mean my guardcats won't know what to do but non-alcoholic and non-sugar drinks are permitted. :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on July 17, 2006, 02:46:13 AMgives all patiens a candybarr and members of APRET 2 candypbars.
A candybar without sugar indubitably. :pleased:
Quote from: icarus on July 19, 2006, 12:38:22 PMIs the asylum so old and deteriorating?
The Asylum is built for eternity and besides that, as each new floor/wing is built, after the patients have been moved the lower floors/wings are inspected and upgraded. :scholar:
Quote from: Zelly on July 19, 2006, 04:22:18 PMIf it deteriorates, do you think the walls will start to fall apart?
You'd like that, wouldn't you? Not a chance though. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 20, 2006, 04:13:25 AMNOooooooo! Don't let the Walls fall apart
* starts screaming "THE FLOOR IS FALLING, THE FLOOR IS FALLING" *
Starts making concrete and puts it against his own room walls.
Now the walls in my room are save. ::)
Don't worry, the walls aren't falling apart. There is no cement available to Asylum patients and not even staff, so I can't see anything with which you can make concrete. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 22, 2006, 05:05:06 AMIf it's cold why don't you use my tanning bed. :P
You don't have a tanning bed. In fact, I don't think there's a tanning bed anywhere in the Asylum. After all, improper use can have serious consequences on one's health). :o
Quote from: icarus on July 22, 2006, 08:21:33 AMbut I wasd usaing the paper boxes fron the new coolers :-[
The boxes were moved into the kitchen together with the refrigerator system. The Asylum staff needs to confer about this. :bob:
:zzz:
:'( We aren't even allowed to play whit the empty boxes :'(
how evil can the staff be :(
O no, CC is back.
* Hides his spoon *
I made that concrete out of some paper I found in the toilet.
It realy looks nice. ::)
Quote from: icarus on July 23, 2006, 03:28:06 AM:'( We aren't even allowed to play whit the empty boxes :'(
how evil can the staff be :(
They were not empty, they were just open, to see what was inside. Once the contents were ascertained, the boxes were closed again, and moved into the kitchen. Where you got the idea of empty boxes is beyond me. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 23, 2006, 06:42:52 AMO no, CC is back.
* Hides his spoon *
I made that concrete out of some paper I found in the toilet.
It realy looks nice. ::)
Of course, I'm back, why wouldn't I be, at the time I said I would? And it doesn't matter you hiding that spoon, it's clearly visible on the security footage. Concrete out of paper? Must be a first someone manages that, and what's even more intriguing is how you would manage to make it stick, since you don't have any glue to stick it with. :pokerface:
Quote from: copycat on July 22, 2006, 04:22:06 PM
Quote from: Zelly on July 19, 2006, 04:22:18 PMIf it deteriorates, do you think the walls will start to fall apart?
You'd like that, wouldn't you? Not a chance though. :pokerface:
Not really no, *sniffle* I like it here.....
*Walks into room, as if never having disappeared.* :P
Can I interest anyone in some fruit, or no-sugar non-caffeinated dessert? XD
Farquhar did you order those new refrigerator for the asylum? and can I have the empty box to play whit?
Since the refrigerator moves to the kitchen I was thinking you would have ordered it.
Quote from: Zelly on July 23, 2006, 10:25:31 PMNot really no, *sniffle* I like it here.....
If that statement comes from your heart, you're farther gone than I suspected until now... :-\
Quote from: Farquhar on July 23, 2006, 10:35:22 PM*Walks into room, as if never having disappeared.* :P
Don't think you're getting away
that eas(il)y... :pokerface:
Quote from: Zelly on June 18, 2006, 02:59:35 PMHey Farq, you never gave me this months candy bar!!!! >:(
They're trying to take away our rights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this true? :bob:
Quote from: icarus on July 24, 2006, 01:22:43 AMFarquhar did you order those new refrigerator for the asylum? and can I have the empty box to play whit?
You seem to be very eager to have those boxes. Are you sure you haven't hidden anything illegal in them? :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on July 24, 2006, 07:51:37 PM
Quote from: Zelly on July 23, 2006, 10:25:31 PMNot really no, *sniffle* I like it here.....
If that statement comes from your heart, you're farther gone than I suspected until now... :-\
*Grins*
And proud of it too! ;D
Quote from: copycat on July 24, 2006, 07:51:37 PM
You seem to be very eager to have those boxes. Are you sure you haven't hidden anything illegal in them? :pokerface:
:zzz:
I didn't hide anything in it. I just want to make an house from the boxes and start singing:
my house in the middle of the.... ehhrm... asylum ;D
Quote from: Zelly on July 24, 2006, 08:14:10 PMAnd proud of it too! ;D
Hmmm... :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on July 25, 2006, 01:09:47 AMI didn't hide anything in it. I just want to make an house from the boxes and start singing:
my house in the middle of the.... ehhrm... asylum ;D
If your singing is as good as your violin playing, if you start singing, I'll gag you :evil: for the other patient's ease of hearing :scholar:
I'm going to Etheria now. :P Bye. ::)
Byebye, Superman.
Quote from: Deloria on July 25, 2006, 06:34:21 PMI'm going to Etheria now. :P Bye. ::)
See, that's much better. No asking or giving permission needed. Enjoy your stay up there!
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on July 25, 2006, 09:07:56 PM
:zzz:
AHA! HE's finally asleep! *throws toilet paper around the place* XD
I thought guardcats managed to catch everything that was thrown around. :P
well, in that case *throws a gas granade*
HEY GUARD CATS CATCH!!
XD
(that outa knock 'em out for awhile) XD
Quote from: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 05:50:39 AM
well, in that case *throws a gas granade*
HEY GUARD CATS CATCH!!
XD
(that outa knock 'em out for awhile) XD
XD
That's just wrong. :P But chances are, they'll say you were just hallucinating and ruin the fun. :P
...mmm.. maybe... just maybe... the guard cats are also part of my hallucinations XD
Quote from: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 05:55:39 AM
...mmm.. maybe... just maybe... the guard cats are also part of my hallucinations XD
XD
I wish, but sadly they're not.
but what if... what if.. we pretend REAL hard they are? XD
Then you're going to be here for a while. ::) :P
ooooorrr, i could bring Dogs here XD
XD
The problem being, that the guardcats are fearless. :P
We shall see about that when my pet "t-rex" comes along XD
*tiny chuwawa comes along* XD
Quote from: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 06:22:34 AM
We shall see about that when my pet "t-rex" comes along XD
*tiny chuwawa comes along* XD
LOL.
And such a fitting name too! :D
Don't you know that the smallest are the fiercest? XD
GET 'EM REX!! XD
*pets dog*
Wait! Thats not whats supossed to happen XD
XD Oh...um, right. :P *flees in terror* ::)
:suffer: I DUN IT!! IT WORKS! XD
Congrats. ::)
NOW I SHALL RULE THE ASYLUM!! MWHAHAHA
:suffer:
I want all lunatics on the left wing and freaks on the right ring. The rest of the crazy folk can use the south pool XD
XD
To which group do I belong ???
How should i know :P
Just choose one of them XD
Ooh! Ooh! Can I be a maniac! :P
Again? You were one last week XB
Quote from: Deloria on July 27, 2006, 08:01:49 AM
XD
To which group do I belong ???
I believe you're one of the less crazy ones group
Quote from: Deloria on July 27, 2006, 05:47:56 AMI thought guardcats managed to catch everything that was thrown around. :P
Yes, they do, ever since patients started throwing loads of books and stuff around.
Quote from: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 05:50:39 AMwell, in that case *throws a gas granade*
HEY GUARD CATS CATCH!!
*guardcats dive onto the gas grenade with a grenade-proof bucket in their claws in front of them* :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on July 27, 2006, 05:51:50 AMBut chances are, they'll say you were just hallucinating and ruin the fun. :P
What I don't get is how a gas grenade got into the Asylum unnoticed. :pokerface:
*checks scanner logs retroactively, starting from when Raf got the grenade out*
Aha! :idea:
/me updates scanner routines
Quote from: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 05:55:39 AM...mmm.. maybe... just maybe... the guard cats are also part of my hallucinations XD
You may be seeing guardcats that aren't there, or see guardcats doing something they aren't doing, but there are definitely guardcats running around in the Asylum. :pleased:
Quote from: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 05:55:39 AM...mmm.. maybe... just maybe... the guard cats are also part of my hallucinations XD
Quote from: Deloria on July 27, 2006, 06:10:38 AMThen you're going to be here for a while. ::) :P
Wot she sed (deliberate typos). :scholar:
Quote from: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 06:13:07 AMooooorrr, i could bring Dogs here XD
The only dogs allowed in the Asylum are patient's pets, and they cannot leave the patient's rooms unless on a leash. :pleased:
Quote from: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 07:20:57 AM:suffer: I DUN IT!! IT WORKS! XD
Ofcourse, that little trick only works on patients, but not on Staff.
*guardcats hiss at the tiny chuwawa and watch it run away back to its master's room* :pokerface:
Quote from: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 07:41:58 AMNOW I SHALL RULE THE ASYLUM!! MWHAHAHA
:suffer:
What should I say?: In your dreams! :evil:
Quote from: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 07:41:58 AMI want all lunatics on the left wing and freaks on the right ring. The rest of the crazy folk can use the south pool XD
South pool? What south pool? :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on July 27, 2006, 02:09:43 PMQuote from: Deloria on July 27, 2006, 08:01:49 AMXD
To which group do I belong ???
I believe you're one of the less crazy ones group
That is my assessment too. :scholar:
EDIT: After conferring with the leading kitchen staff member, it has been decided the anonymous donated refrigerators will not be used in the Asylum. Since an anonymous donation cannot be trakced back to its source, the refrigerators will be dismantled completely and the boxes they were in will be composted and subsequently used in the garden. :scholar:
:zzz:
long post :P
Did he get mad when i planed to rule the asylum? XD
and as for the pool... its just a hole in the ground with crazy people drool :raf:
:o How horrible! XD
What the Asylum needs is a real pool. What say you, CC? :)
i agree XD
But we must work with what we have :P
*jumps in "pool"* :raf:
Quote from: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 04:42:58 PMlong post :P
The more my patients try mischief during my absence, the more I have to post to explain why their misschief didn't quite go the way they anticipated. :scholar:
Quote from: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 04:42:58 PMDid he get mad when i planed to rule the asylum? XD
Who? BTW *arrests*
Quote from: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 04:42:58 PMand as for the pool... its just a hole in the ground with crazy people drool :raf:
The Asylum pond/lake is still off-limits and inaccessible to patients. :pleased:
Quote from: Farquhar on July 27, 2006, 04:52:11 PM:o How horrible! XD
What the Asylum needs is a real pool. What say you, CC? :)
I say that the idea of a (swimming) pool has already been discussed and has been explained it is impossible to build on the 3rd floor. There's a pond/lake right outside in the Asylum garden. When some people started disturbing the fish, I had to seriously limit entrance to the pond/lake though. :bob:
Quote from: Raforever on July 27, 2006, 04:52:56 PMi agree XD
But we must work with what we have :P
*jumps in "pool"* :raf:
Seeing as you can't possibly jump in the actual pond/lake, that will have to do for now. :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on July 27, 2006, 02:09:43 PM
Quote from: Deloria on July 27, 2006, 08:01:49 AM
XD
To which group do I belong ???
I believe you're one of the less crazy ones group
Thanks. :) Can I visit the underworld for a few days? :P I know I just got back, but I haven't been there yet and I have a Marchioness title there. :)
CC, for the pool, what about having an elevator that goes down to the basement and having a pool there? Naturally patients would only be able to get out there, but staff could go to the other floors as well.
There are lot's of hot springs in the underworld.
And looks very mean/evil to the guardcats and cc for destroying all the boxes from the coolers. Now I still can't make a house in the asylum :'(
*gives Icarus some stray boxes* :D I found them on www.fedexfurniture.com :D :P
Look at the bright side, we'll be able to look for worms later XD
Quote from: Deloria on July 28, 2006, 02:29:33 AM
*gives Icarus some stray boxes* :D I found them on www.fedexfurniture.com :D :P
tnx
*starts cutting a window in the box, and a door 8)
*wonders how Icarus will add the plumbing* XD
Quote from: Raforever on July 28, 2006, 07:25:18 AM
*wonders how Icarus will add the plumbing* XD
I use the asylum facilities and for the rest I only use the house to play in. There is no water connection in it.
Makes a mess out of the hallway.
You all said that it worked! ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 28, 2006, 12:02:52 PM
Makes a mess out of the hallway.
You all said that it worked! ::)
Who said there was water? I never said I had water in my house made out of an box.
It's not a box, it's mutated into a asylumpatient-eating building. ::)
* starts running in circles * :raf:
AAAAAH! A MAD BOX HOUSE ON THE LOOSE!!
*runs around* :raf:
XD
Quote from: icarus on July 28, 2006, 07:12:46 AM
Quote from: Deloria on July 28, 2006, 02:29:33 AM
*gives Icarus some stray boxes* :D I found them on www.fedexfurniture.com :D :P
tnx
*starts cutting a window in the box, and a door 8)
You can't start cutting into those boxes! They're pre-made furniture! :o
Quote from: icarus on July 28, 2006, 02:22:03 AMAnd looks very mean/evil to the guardcats and cc for destroying all the boxes from the coolers. Now I still can't make a house in the asylum :'(
If you really want to make a house out of a box,
I'll have some delivered to you big enough to make a proper house out of and completely safe. The boxes the fridges were brought in were too big a security risk to let them be used by patients. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on July 27, 2006, 11:54:13 PMCan I visit the underworld for a few days? :P I know I just got back, but I haven't been there yet and I have a Marchioness title there. :)
If you don't mind being chaperoned by a couple of guardcats (due to the fact I have no overview of its entrances and exits and where they lead to). :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on July 27, 2006, 11:54:13 PMCC, for the pool, what about having an elevator that goes down to the basement and having a pool there? Naturally patients would only be able to get out there, but staff could go to the other floors as well.
The Asylum doesn't have a real basement, and the little room that's there is used up by conduits/cables/pipes and such. I'd rather not have the patients use the elevator at all. Whilst I can restrict access to the elevator, once inside I have a lot less control over how the inner mechanics of the elevator work and how to manipulate them. Sure, I could program it to only go to a certain floor for patients, but there are some dodgy types among the patients (not you of course) who could find a way to circumvent that programming and thus gain access to unauthorized levels and I can't take that risk. ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 28, 2006, 01:13:48 PMIt's not a box, it's mutated into a asylumpatient-eating building. ::)
* starts running in circles * :raf:
Quote from: Raforever on July 28, 2006, 03:13:22 PMAAAAAH! A MAD BOX HOUSE ON THE LOOSE!!
*runs around* :raf:
XD
See what your mutilated Fedex furniture boxes look like to other patients? :pokerface:
*removes mutilated Fedex furniture boxes*
*brings icarus some proper boxes*
There ya go! :pleased:
PS: The cutting equipment can only be used for the boxes. Once you've finished with it, you will have to hand it over to the guardcats.
:zzz:
I'm being trusted (I think). :D And sure, I'd love to go with a few guardcats. :D *leaves for the Underworld* *revives Thomas More while she's there* ;P
*Lanches into a tirade than includes the words Urartu, Harappa, Ashurbanipal, Na'am and Ougadougo(sp?).* Do I qualify? :suffer:
* puts on his best disguise *
[spoiler]some odd glasses and a fake nose :P[/spoiler]
This time I'll escape. :raf:
Quote from: Petra Rocks on July 28, 2006, 09:07:03 PM
*Lanches into a tirade than includes the words Urartu, Harappa, Ashurbanipal, Na'am and Ougadougo(sp?).* Do I qualify? :suffer:
all are qualified. It's the art of escaping from here. ::)
Quoteall are qualified. It's the art of escaping from here.
Ohhhhh..... *Gives lecture to gaurds about the water supply system of Maheno-daro till they fall asleep* Like this. ;D
Something like that. Maybe you should talk to Zelly as Zelly is the head of APRETT
Quote from: Petra Rocks on July 29, 2006, 09:32:37 AM
Quoteall are qualified. It's the art of escaping from here.
Ohhhhh..... *Gives lecture to gaurds about the water supply system of Maheno-daro till they fall asleep* Like this. ;D
XD
Yeah, want to join APRETT (Association of Patient's Right's to Eat Tasty Things)? :)
* uses laughing-gas on the gaurdcats *
* starts to laugh himeself also *
This stuff realy works
* sprays the gas also on the other patients and watches how the look funny * XD
I should have done this much earlier. :P
starts to cry :'(
*flees back to the underworld to avoid that laughing gas*
* sends a package to a person in the underworld *
* Letter on the package tells: The best perfume of the world.
Please use it well and a lot of it. ::)
I'll send you more * :P
Thank you, but I don't believe in cosmetic enhancement. ;P
Quote from: Deloria on July 29, 2006, 01:02:43 PM
Thank you, but I don't believe in cosmetic enhancement. ;P
It's not for you, but for my friend mr. Stink a lot. :jealous:
Ah, okay. :)
CC, while I was in the Underworld, I revived some people, can they come visit me in the Asylum? :)
am i allowed to visit?
The asylum or the underworld? :P The asylum, yes, the Underworld, you'll have to ask Icarus as it's his realm.
icarus, can i go to the underworld? :P
*drwas the guardcats away with fish and chips*
*reads until she gets an answer from CC*
sure you can even use the hot bath I have there
Quote from: Deloria on July 29, 2006, 02:06:21 PM
Ah, okay. :)
CC, while I was in the Underworld, I revived some people, can they come visit me in the Asylum? :)
Have you revived mr. Stink a lot for me? :cesar:
Quote from: Petra Rocks on July 28, 2006, 09:07:03 PM*Lanches into a tirade than includes the words Urartu, Harappa, Ashurbanipal, Na'am and Ougadougo(sp?).* Do I qualify? :suffer:
What for? :pokerface:
Quote from: Petra Rocks on July 29, 2006, 09:32:37 AMOhhhhh..... *Gives lecture to gaurds about the water supply system of Maheno-daro till they fall asleep* Like this. ;D
You think they're interested in that? Let me tell you, they're not, so they can block out your exposition perfectly. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 29, 2006, 12:26:58 PM* uses laughing-gas on the gaurdcats *
* starts to laugh himeself also *
This stuff realy works
* sprays the gas also on the other patients and watches how the look funny * XD
I should have done this much earlier. :P
While the first few guardcats were also affected by the laughing gas, all the others got out their gas mask in time and confiscated Gilgameshe's gas container. :scholar:
Unfortunately, he got to a few patients too before they intervened. :-\
Quote from: icarus on July 29, 2006, 12:40:13 PMstarts to cry :'(
You're exposed to laughing gas and you cry? Your insanity is even affecting your biology then! :o
Quote from: Deloria on July 29, 2006, 02:06:21 PMCC, while I was in the Underworld, I revived some people, can they come visit me in the Asylum? :)
Of course, visitor's are always allowed. However, just like any other visitor's, you can only meet them in the patient/visitor-section. :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on July 30, 2006, 07:56:02 AM*drwas the guardcats away with fish and chips*
The guardcats are well fed so they don't respond to any patient offering them food, and besides that, they have no interest in chips anyway. :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on July 30, 2006, 07:56:02 AMicarus, can i go to the underworld? :P
Quote from: icarus on July 30, 2006, 11:55:40 AMsure you can even use the hot both I have there
*Seeing as nobody can leave the Asylum without supervision CC (save some exceptions) sends along a platoon of guardcats and then opens up the transport to the underworld* :bob:
QuoteWhat for?
The asylum. I'm demonstrating my own brand of insanity, a mania for obscure history and geography. ;D Believe it or not, all those words mean something. :o
QuoteYou think they're interested in that? Let me tell you, they're not, so they can block out your exposition perfectly.
If they were interested, how would it put them to sleep? ???
*makes fake guard cat to take the place of the old guard cat* this will never work. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on July 30, 2006, 06:43:45 PM
*makes fake guard cat to take the place of the old guard cat* this will never work. :P
Nope. ::)
Quote from: Petra Rocks on July 30, 2006, 05:50:11 PMThe asylum. I'm demonstrating my own brand of insanity, a mania for obscure history and geography. ;D Believe it or not, all those words mean something. :o
Well, if they mean something, then why should I let you in as a patient? You're not coming in (that way) (yet). You can visit the patients though.:pokerface:
Quote from: Petra Rocks on July 30, 2006, 05:50:11 PMIf they were interested, how would it put them to sleep? ???
If they were interested in listing to your exposition, such a thing might occur, but luckily they're not. :pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on July 30, 2006, 06:43:45 PM*makes fake guard cat to take the place of the old guard cat* this will never work. :P
Watch who you're calling
old! :sneaky: And besides, it's not just one guardcat I'm sending with you, or didn't you read properly? :scholar:
Quote from: Petra Rocks on July 30, 2006, 05:50:11 PM
QuoteWhat for?
The asylum. I'm demonstrating my own brand of insanity, a mania for obscure history and geography. ;D Believe it or not, all those words mean something. :o
Unfortunately, you actually need to do something crazy in order to get in here, hallucinating might work. :P
what did i do to get locked up in here?
I don't know, you probably just said something insane. I, on the other hand, imagined people in the room and generally made no sense. :P Woot! :D 90 pages. :D
May mr. Stink a lot visit me CC?
* hopes he has a present for him * :P
[spoiler]I realy hope it doesn't smell like him
That bigg gilgameshdoll[/spoiler]
seriously, i have no clue why i'm in here. lemme out! lemme out!! *clags empty coffee mug on the wall*
Quote from: Pacman928 on July 30, 2006, 09:03:11 PMwhat did i do to get locked up in here?
You think I even remember? You can always go and read all my posts in the Asylum threads and see where I admitted you. :pokerface: I wouldn't know what word(s) to search for to find such a post, sorry. :-\
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 31, 2006, 02:00:18 PMMay mr. Stink a lot visit me CC?
* hopes he has a present for him * :P
[spoiler]I realy hope it doesn't smell like him
That bigg gilgameshdoll[/spoiler]
He will have to put on a self-contained suit to prevent his body odor to fill the visitor/patient-section. :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on July 31, 2006, 06:03:24 PMseriously, i have no clue why i'm in here. lemme out! lemme out!! *clags empty coffee mug on the wall*
If you were sane, you wouldn't start clanging empty coffee mugs on the wall* :pokerface:
:zzz:
cc can I have some isolation stuf around my house so if I start singing practice no one bothers and hears it ;)
* Goes to see Mr. Stink a lot *
Finally he has given me a sponge-gun ;D
* start shooting sponges in his room *
let wet-ness fill the world. :P
can i have a sponge? or something that absorbs water? its getting kinda wet :P
Quote from: icarus on August 01, 2006, 02:07:41 AMcc can I have some isolation stuf around my house so if I start singing practice no one bothers and hears it ;)
Of course.
*gives icarus sound isolation material* :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 01, 2006, 09:43:15 AM* start shooting sponges in his room *
let wet-ness fill the world. :P
Correct me if I'm wrong, but sponges usually
absorb water, not release it, so if you're shooting sponges around, the water contained in those sponges will stay inside the sponges. Since your sponge-supply is severely limited, I don't think we're going to see much wet-ness. :pokerface:
Quote from: copycat on August 01, 2006, 08:04:29 PM
Quote from: icarus on August 01, 2006, 02:07:41 AMcc can I have some isolation stuf around my house so if I start singing practice no one bothers and hears it ;)
Of course.
*gives icarus sound isolation material* :pleased:
tnx
once it sounds great to hear maybe I will let all hear me sing
Quote from: copycat on August 01, 2006, 08:04:29 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but sponges usually absorb water, not release it, so if you're shooting sponges around, the water contained in those sponges will stay inside the sponges. Since your sponge-supply is severely limited, I don't think we're going to see much wet-ness. :pokerface:
* squishes all his sponges to make the water get out of it * :P
* gives one sponge to pacman * ;)
* starts shooting again * ;D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 02, 2006, 08:52:17 AM* squishes all his sponges to make the water get out of it * :P
But if you squish all the sponges they won't fit into your shooting 'rifle' anymore! :scholar:
Luckily, the Asylum floor has an excellent draining system , since excess water on the floor is something you can expect from pschiatric patients every-/anywhere. :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on August 01, 2006, 11:59:35 PMonce it sounds great to hear maybe I will let all hear me sing
Who is going to decide when you sound
great?
Quote from: copycat on August 02, 2006, 06:40:17 PM
Quote from: icarus on August 01, 2006, 11:59:35 PMonce it sounds great to hear maybe I will let all hear me sing
Who is going to decide when you sound great?
the judges from american idol. ;P
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 03, 2006, 05:34:31 PMthe judges from american idol. ;P
You sure they're qualified? All they seem to do is see how much x-factor the singers have. :P
Quote from: copycat on August 03, 2006, 06:21:44 PM
You sure they're qualified? All they seem to do is see how much x-factor the singers have. :P
* comes foreward as a idols judge *
Qualifeid? :P
I thought that only the worst and a few of the best should be there. XD
Does this mean his singing will be considered good? XB
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 04, 2006, 10:38:50 AM* comes foreward as a idols judge *
Qualifeid? :P
I thought that only the worst and a few of the best should be there. XD
So you would be, what, the worst? ::) :P
:zzz:
I'm the best judge of the world
* chooses the worst person of all *
1. singing sesions
2. playbacking sesions
3. into the studio
4. recording
5. changing the sound
6. singing the song on TV (acting like singing)
7. winning IDOLS XD
See the worst person has to follow this way to win. ;D
i have an idea!! :o the contestants put up files of them singing and then peolple vote on the "best" ones. ;D
Quote from: copycat on August 02, 2006, 06:40:17 PM
Quote from: icarus on August 01, 2006, 11:59:35 PMonce it sounds great to hear maybe I will let all hear me sing
Who is going to decide when you sound great?
maybe the guardcat that's listening if I don't plan any tricks on them can decide if it's oke to hear ::)
i like your idea better. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 05, 2006, 06:44:50 PMi have an idea!! :o the contestants put up files of them singing and then peolple vote on the "best" ones. ;D
Define:
a) contestant
sb) "people"
:pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on August 06, 2006, 05:24:40 AMmaybe the guardcat that's listening if I don't plan any tricks on them can decide if it's oke to hear ::)
The guardcats (like any cats) can't tell good music from bad, so they have been taught to block-out any kind of music, be it good or bad. :scholar:
:zzz:
What about the music comming out of that box over there?
I always hear it saying: Gaurdcat..... Come to CC office NOW!! :P
Quote from: copycat on August 07, 2006, 04:04:10 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 05, 2006, 06:44:50 PMi have an idea!! :o the contestants put up files of them singing and then peolple vote on the "best" ones. ;D
Define:
a) contestants
b) "people"
:pokerface:
what the dictionary says:
contestant-n 1: a person who participates in competitions 2: a person who dissents from some established policy [syn: dissenter, dissident, protester, objector]
what i mean:
the people who are singing
what the dictionary says:
poeple-n. pl. people
Humans considered as a group or in indefinite numbers: People were dancing in the street. I met all sorts of people.
A body of persons living in the same country under one national government; a nationality.
pl. peo·ples A body of persons sharing a common religion, culture, language, or inherited condition of life.
Persons with regard to their residence, class, profession, or group: city people.
The mass of ordinary persons; the populace. Used with the: “those who fear and distrust the people, and wish to draw all powers from them into the hands of the higher classes†(Thomas Jefferson).
The citizens of a political unit, such as a nation or state; the electorate. Used with the.
Persons subordinate to or loyal to a ruler, superior, or employer: The queen showed great compassion for her people.
Family, relatives, or ancestors.
Informal. Animals or other beings distinct from humans: Rabbits and squirrels are the furry little people of the woods.
tr.v. peo·pled, peo·pling, peo·ples
To furnish with or as if with people; populate.
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[Middle English peple, from Old French pueple, from Latin populus, of Etruscan origin.]
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peopler n.
Usage Note: As a term meaning “a body of persons sharing a culture,†people is a singular noun, as in As a people the Pueblo were noteworthy for their peacefulness. Its plural is peoples: the many and varied peoples of West Africa. But when used to mean “humans,†people is plural and has no corresponding singular form. English is not unique in this respect; Spanish, Italian, Russian, and many other languages have a plural word meaning “people†that has no singular. Some grammarians have insisted that people is a collective noun that should not be used as a substitute for persons when referring to a specific number of individuals. By this thinking, it is correct to say Six persons were arrested, not Six people were arrested. But people has always been used in such contexts, and almost no one makes the distinction anymore. Persons is still preferred in legal contexts, however, as in Vehicles containing fewer than three persons may not use the left lane during rush hours. Only the singular person is used in compounds involving a specific numeral: a six-person car; a two-person show. But people is used in other compounds: people mover; people power. These examples are exceptions to the general rule that plural nouns cannot be used in such compounds; note that we do not say teethpaste or books-burning. See Usage Note at man.[syn: dwell, shack, reside, live, inhabit, populate, domicile, domiciliate]
what i mean:
everyone else
At first I was shocked by Pacman's use of capitalization and grammar, but then I realized he was just pasting from a dictionary. :P
XD
falls asleep while reading what Pacman copy-ed. :zzz:
-- Dream --
* Gilgamesh ruler of all sodadrink factory's * ;D
* sells soda for the world * :P
-- Dream --
* wakes up and finds he doesn't own any sodafactory *
Darn why don't come dreams true. :'(
Anyone have a rope? :angel:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 07, 2006, 04:08:55 PMWhat about the music comming out of that box over there?
I always hear it saying: Gaurdcat..... Come to CC office NOW!! :P
I usually brief the guardcats just before the start of their shift in the guardroom, so there's no need to call them while they're working. I also post notices on their clipboard if needed. And in the
extremely rare instance where I would want the guardcat to come to my office, the guardcats have ear implants which would relay that message, and only to the designated guardcat. So there's no chance patients could hear me calling a guardcat. :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 07, 2006, 10:12:42 PM
Quote from: copycat on August 07, 2006, 04:04:10 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 05, 2006, 06:44:50 PMi have an idea!! :o the contestants put up files of them singing and then peolple vote on the "best" ones. ;D
Define:
a) contestants
b) "people"
:pokerface:
what i mean:
the people who are singing
what i mean:
everyone else
What I meant by "define contestants" was: give me the names of the contestants.
What I meant by "define people" was: which people (as in: patients, staff, ...)? :pleased:
:zzz:
Quote from: Deloria on August 08, 2006, 02:01:31 PMAnyone have a rope? :angel:
Why? :pokerface:
Methinketh, (I can speak Elde Englishe in here, can't I? :P) I shouldst re-enact a scene from QFG. :D
Quote from: copycat on August 08, 2006, 04:04:43 PM
the guardcats just before the start of their shift in the guardroom, so there's no need to call them while they're working. I also post notices on their clipboard if needed. And in the extremely rare instance where I would want the guardcat to come to my office, the guardcats have ear implants which would relay that message, and only to the designated guardcat. So there's no chance patients could hear me calling a guardcat. :scholar:
I can hear what you are saying to the gaurdcats ;D
Whoohoo
* starts playing air-guitar * :james:
Why am I playing an air-giutar anyway?
A well what you don't know can't hurt you. :P
Quote from: Deloria on August 08, 2006, 02:01:31 PM
Anyone have a rope? :angel:
Why don't you use a blanket or two to make a rope? ::)
I don't want to damage any Asylum property. <insert total innocent and ignorant glance here> :angel:
Quote from: copycat on August 08, 2006, 04:04:43 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 07, 2006, 10:12:42 PM
Quote from: copycat on August 07, 2006, 04:04:10 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 05, 2006, 06:44:50 PMi have an idea!! :o the contestants put up files of them singing and then peolple vote on the "best" ones. ;D
Define:
a) contestants
b) "people"
:pokerface:
what i mean:
the people who are singing
what i mean:
everyone else
What I meant by "define contestants" was: give me the names of the contestants.
What I meant by "define people" was: which people (as in: patients, staff, ...)? :pleased:
:zzz:
i guess people will have to sign up. :P
Quote from: Deloria on August 09, 2006, 12:55:32 PM
I don't want to damage any Asylum property. <insert total innocent and ignorant glance here> :angel:
um, sure :P
Thou doubteth me?! :evil:
Quote from: Deloria on August 09, 2006, 06:52:07 AMMethinketh, (I can speak Elde Englishe in here, can't I? :P)
Thou shouldest restricteth your elde Englishe to your own threade, thankest you. It also confuseth the spelleth check, on which I musteth rely to maketh sure I don't posteth spellinge errors. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on August 09, 2006, 06:52:07 AMI shouldst re-enact a scene from QFG. :D
I am unfamiliar with QfG scenes, would it be possible to inform me of the details of the scene (maybe by PM) so I can form a funded opinion on whether or not to allow it? :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 09, 2006, 12:39:49 PMI can hear what you are saying to the gaurdcats ;D
Whoohoo
If you think you are hearing what I am saying to the guardcats you are hearing a voice in your head which is not mine and which could feed you misinformation. I therefor ask you to take no notice to what this voice is telling you. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Can you hear...the voices...the voices of the cows...?
(DON'T TIP ME!)
XD
Indeed, I should expect nothing less from a mere, evil inssurance salesman. *look hauty* :P
let's start a singing party untill we reach page 100 or the guard cats capture us ::) :suffer:
CC, do you think we should restrict all singing to the proper thread? :P Or can we actually sing in here? :D *sits down and listens*
Quote from: copycat on August 09, 2006, 04:09:39 PM
If you think you are hearing what I am saying to the guardcats you are hearing a voice in your head which is not mine and which could feed you misinformation. I therefor ask you to take no notice to what this voice is telling you. :pokerface:
:zzz:
The latest said "Build A Whirlpool". :P and I made one in my room. ;D
It's the best idea ever.
Now if you excuse me I'll have to go to my whirlpool and come up whit a plan to escape this place. ::)
Actually, CC, if there's already a rope and grapnel hook/rope attached to the ceiling in the Asylum exercise room, I won't be needing one. :)
Quote from: Deloria on August 10, 2006, 06:57:27 AM
CC, do you think we should restrict all singing to the proper thread? :P Or can we actually sing in here? :D *sits down and listens*
you cant fight the power!! :evil:
Of course I can. ;D I'm insane, therefor, I can think I can do anything. :P
Quote from: Deloria on August 10, 2006, 06:57:27 AMCC, do you think we should restrict all singing to the proper thread? :P Or can we actually sing in here? :D *sits down and listens*
*ponders a bit*
If it's just from one, I can allow it in the Asylum-thread. If it's from a bunch of contestants, another thread is suggested. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on August 10, 2006, 06:54:48 AMlet's start a singing party untill we reach page 100 or the guard cats capture us ::) :suffer:
If that happens, I would like an admin/mod to move those posts to another thread. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on August 10, 2006, 12:33:31 PMActually, CC, if there's already a rope and grapnel hook/rope attached to the ceiling in the Asylum exercise room, I won't be needing one. :)
It (the rope) can't be removed from the grapnel hook and the grapnel hook can't be removed from the ceiling. However, if you can use it in that condition, there's no problem. :pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 10, 2006, 12:49:03 PMyou cant fight the power!! :evil:
I'm the only
real power in this thread (only the mods/admin have a power superior to mine here). :bob:
:zzz:
well, i made a thread. so now it has to. :P
Not only was it made, it's stickied! XD
*Stops hybernating and comes out of his padded room* Hello, everyone!!! I have returned!!!!
i dont think that youre allowed out of your room. :P
But alas, I am not as insane as when I entered the room. The 1-month slumper has cured me...and made me change occupations.
Care to play a little game then TC? :P
[spoiler]conquer the world for ME, ME, ME!!![/spoiler]
Why shouldn't he be allowed out of his room? :S I've been out of mine (to go to the garden and the exercise room).
you had a reason. he didnt. :P
Yeah, but I'm sure you're allowed to just walk around. :-\
is that a new rule?
I can no longer just walk around this place for no reason? :-\
Quote from: Deloria on August 12, 2006, 08:53:53 AM
I can no longer just walk around this place for no reason? :-\
Sorry, you're just gonna have to fly. :-\
XD
but if you try to fly you will be locked up for sure
But I can't fly anymore. :'(
did you download the patch? i did!! *flies around the asylum many times* :P
Quote from: Deloria on August 12, 2006, 11:39:17 AM
But I can't fly anymore. :'(
* gives Deloria some
realy fake looking wings * ::)
Now you can fly. :raf:
i had to pay for that!! not fair.
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 12, 2006, 07:46:57 PM
i had to pay for that!! not fair.
that's becouse you ate all the dots that Gilgamesh used to pay for the wings :P
Ooh :D Shiny wings. :D Thanks. :D *tries in vain to fly :'(*
just use a broomstick. :P
witches of daventry ::)
if that could be true all guard cats confiscate all brooms
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 13, 2006, 09:35:38 AM
just use a broomstick. :P
No thanks. Chances are, CC might reply to this soon and confirm the rule, in which case I shouldn't want to go against his good will. :P Or if he doesn't, it will have been in vain and I prefer walking. :P
Quote from: telepathic_cat on August 11, 2006, 11:16:20 AM*Stops hybernating and comes out of his padded room* Hello, everyone!!! I have returned!!!!
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 11, 2006, 11:36:46 AMi dont think that youre allowed out of your room. :P
Mister Pac is correct. Patients inside a padded room cannot leave that room on their own accord. After all, patients don't get put in padded rooms for no reason. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on August 11, 2006, 04:24:43 PMWhy shouldn't he be allowed out of his room? :S I've been out of mine (to go to the garden and the exercise room).
a) You are not in a padded room.
b) You're the brightest of the bunch (patients). :pleased:
Quote from: Yonkey on August 12, 2006, 09:05:21 AMQuote from: Deloria on August 12, 2006, 08:53:53 AM
I can no longer just walk around this place for no reason? :-\
Sorry, you're just gonna have to fly. :-\
XD
What do you think you're doing? :pokerface: So
you're that little voice that keeps popping up in their heads! :stabs:
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 12, 2006, 03:19:20 PMdid you download the patch? i did!! *flies around the asylum many times* :P
*guardcats catch Pacman with a jump&dive and lock him in an isolation room*
:scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 13, 2006, 09:35:38 AMjust use a broomstick. :P
Broomsticks won't make anyone fly either. They're just to sweep the floor. :pleased:
Quote from: icarus on August 13, 2006, 10:35:41 AMwitches of daventry ::)
if that could be true all guard cats confiscate all brooms
They would, but no magic can be used in the Asylum anyway. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on August 13, 2006, 11:47:50 AMNo thanks. Chances are, CC might reply to this soon and confirm the rule, in which case I shouldn't want to go against his good will. :P Or if he doesn't, it will have been in vain and I prefer walking. :P
Very good reasoning there. You are definitely on the right track. :D
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on August 13, 2006, 04:08:12 PM
Quote from: Yonkey on August 12, 2006, 09:05:21 AMQuote from: Deloria on August 12, 2006, 08:53:53 AM
I can no longer just walk around this place for no reason? :-\
Sorry, you're just gonna have to fly. :-\
XD
What do you think you're doing? :pokerface: So you're that little voice that keeps popping up in their heads! :stabs:
It was YONKEY!? :o
My little voice has name!! !!!
Come on Yonkey, lets play "Dress-up the little voice" XD
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ::)
Could someone lend me a pink lipstick, gotta make my "little voice" all perty :D
ha!! you fell for my decoy!! *flies up and out of the guardcats reach*
Quote from: Raforever on August 13, 2006, 07:10:49 PM
Come on Yonkey, lets play "Dress-up the little voice" XD
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ::)
Could someone lend me a pink lipstick, gotta make my "little voice" all perty :D
I think you've confused me with :dan:. :)
XB
ln puts lipstick on his voice ???
Nah. It's kind of an inside joke. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 13, 2006, 07:33:13 PM
ha!! you fell for my decoy!! *flies up and out of the guardcats reach*
How come you can fly? Last time I flew was when I had too many happy pills and began hallucinating. :-\
Quote from: Deloria on August 14, 2006, 04:08:46 AM
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 13, 2006, 07:33:13 PM
ha!! you fell for my decoy!! *flies up and out of the guardcats reach*
How come you can fly? Last time I flew was when I had too many happy pills and began hallucinating. :-\
I think he's hallucinating from all the coffee he had before he went to the asylum :o
Yeah, that could be it. :-\ *wonders where Zelly is*
lets start a searching action for Zelly in the asylum :P
* Uses the phone in the hallway to order some real pizza's *
Those things that are made here don't taste so well as the real ones. :X
* attaches a fake goat filled whit candy (sugarfree) on the ceiling *
Lets have a party!! :yes:
im in for a party!!;D
Quote from: Deloria on August 14, 2006, 04:08:46 AM
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 13, 2006, 07:33:13 PM
ha!! you fell for my decoy!! *flies up and out of the guardcats reach*
How come you can fly? Last time I flew was when I had too many happy pills and began hallucinating. :-\
i have the patch.:P *is still out of the guardcats reach*
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 13, 2006, 07:33:13 PMha!! you fell for my decoy!! *flies up and out of the guardcats reach*
Why do you keep doing those flapping movements with your arms like you're flying in the isolation room? Your feet are still on the ground you know. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 14, 2006, 12:47:16 PM* Uses the phone in the hallway to order some real pizza's *
Those things that are made here don't taste so well as the real ones. :X
There's something wrong with the pizzas Farquhar makes? :o
*summons Farquhar*
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 14, 2006, 02:19:31 PMi have the patch.:P *is still out of the guardcats reach*
What patch? a) there's no patch here that can make patients fly and b), if you don't stop flapping your arms in that isolation room, I'm going to have to put you in a straitjacket too. :pokerface:
:zzz: (but not really, just switching to another OS)
Quote from: Yonkey on August 13, 2006, 09:50:50 PM
Quote from: Raforever on August 13, 2006, 07:10:49 PM
Come on Yonkey, lets play "Dress-up the little voice" XD
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ::)
Could someone lend me a pink lipstick, gotta make my "little voice" all perty :D
I think you've confused me with :dan:. :)
XB
Quote from: Yonkey on August 13, 2006, 10:30:07 PM
Nah. It's kind of an inside joke. :P
Was that the day i met Say? ;P
Quote from: copycat on August 14, 2006, 03:51:24 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 14, 2006, 02:19:31 PMi have the patch.:P *is still out of the guardcats reach*
What patch? a) there's no patch here that can make patients fly and b), if you don't stop flapping your arms in that isolation room, I'm going to have to put you in a straitjacket too. :pokerface:
:zzz: (but not really, just switching to another OS)
theres a patch for everything these days. even insanity. i just dont think life would be much fun if youre sane. :P the flying ones on my back. right next to the one that lets me identify different cheeses.
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 14, 2006, 06:46:36 PM
Quote from: copycat on August 14, 2006, 03:51:24 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 14, 2006, 02:19:31 PMi have the patch.:P *is still out of the guardcats reach*
What patch? a) there's no patch here that can make patients fly and b), if you don't stop flapping your arms in that isolation room, I'm going to have to put you in a straitjacket too. :pokerface:
:zzz: (but not really, just switching to another OS)
theres a patch for everything these days. even insanity. i just dont think life would be much fun if youre sane. :P the flying ones on my back. right next to the one that lets me identify different cheeses.
*is lost in Pacman's statement* You have a patch that enables you to fly, on your back? ???
I don't know, being sane and having a life might actually be fun :P, but I guess I'll never know.
ALAS, fellow people!!!!!!!1 I have returned!!!! And am very bored......*Goes into room* Hey!! I've got an idea!! Even though I hate rap, let's all have a rap battle!!!! *Make a turntable materialize, scratches LPs.* Wiki-wik-wikitty-wik!
uses his trashcan as a drum ;D
*grooves to icarus beat*
yeah. i paid for it. it was only $6.99 at taco bell. duh!!:P
RACX pacman stole your matal bat!!! :P
* eats the pizza that has been delivered. *
more tasty than any other. ;D
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 14, 2006, 06:46:36 PMtheres a patch for everything these days. even insanity. i just dont think life would be much fun if youre sane. :P the flying ones on my back. right next to the one that lets me identify different cheeses.
I see, hmm, hmm... *looks at Pacman's back and sees nothing of the sort*. I think you'll be staying in that isolation room for a while yet. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on August 15, 2006, 10:23:32 AMI don't know, being sane and having a life might actually be fun :P, but I guess I'll never know.
I'm sane, but unfortunately, don't have a life. :-\
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 15, 2006, 01:21:08 PMRACX pacman stole your matal bat!!! :P
*goes and look in racx's office*
Nope, it's still there, as it should be. :pleased:
:zzz:
Now where is Racx? ???
*grabs a broom and starts wacking the wall to make noise* XD
GET INTO DAH GROOVE! !!!
*is in da groove*
Quote from: copycat on August 15, 2006, 03:55:43 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 14, 2006, 06:46:36 PMtheres a patch for everything these days. even insanity. i just dont think life would be much fun if youre sane. :P the flying ones on my back. right next to the one that lets me identify different cheeses.
I see, hmm, hmm... *looks at Pacman's back and sees nothing of the sort*. I think you'll be staying in that isolation room for a while yet. :pokerface:
um, i have a shirt on. :P
Quote from: copycat on August 15, 2006, 03:55:43 PM
*goes and look in racx's office*
Nope, it's still there, as it should be. :pleased:
* Quickly moves into CC's office and steals the microphone * :sneaky:
Well those keys on the table aren't needed now. :P
* sings many Krazy songs in the microphone *
Gaurdcats do need to have some kind of music to keep them bussy. :james:
[spoiler]If you want to know why I'm not detected. :idea:
Look at my new avatar!! :scholar: [/spoiler]
Dances on the music my bro makes
dance magic dance
*puts the band in a sopundproof room* now cc wont be able to complain ;D
Yay!! I influenced something!!!
Quote from: Raforever on August 15, 2006, 05:03:21 PMNow where is Racx? ???
*grabs a broom and starts wacking the wall to make noise* XD
GET INTO DAH GROOVE! !!!
Beats me where he is. Probably having a life, a thing which I do not have. :-\
Those brooms are not meant to whack the wall. *takes broom from Raf* :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 15, 2006, 09:30:24 PMum, i have a shirt on. :P
You didn't notice me pulling up the shirt so I could see, didn't you? Yet an expert example of my stealth skills. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 16, 2006, 05:03:03 AM* Quickly moves into CC's office and steals the microphone * :sneaky:
Well those keys on the table aren't needed now. :P
What? You think my office doesn't have a biometric field guarding the entrance to unwanted ones? Ergo, you just imagined moving into my room and grabbing those things. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 16, 2006, 05:03:03 AM* sings many Krazy songs in the microphone *
Gaurdcats do need to have some kind of music to keep them bussy. :james:
*Looks at Gilgamesh singing into an imaginary microphone. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 16, 2006, 05:03:03 AM[spoiler]If you want to know why I'm not detected. :idea:
Look at my new avatar!! :scholar: [/spoiler]
The biometric fields do not rely on visual data (alone). :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 16, 2006, 01:13:43 PM*puts the band in a sopundproof room* now cc wont be able to complain ;D
What band? 8) /me has soundproof earmuffs on
:P
Quote from: telepathic_cat on August 16, 2006, 03:16:54 PMYay!! I influenced something!!!
You did? :pokerface:
wait, if im immagining flying, then why are you here? :P
Wait am I seeing CC saying a lot of the same things
Is there a doctor in the asylum?
I think CC is becomming even more Crazy than we are. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 16, 2006, 09:05:43 PM
wait, if im immagining flying, then why are you here? :P
To make you stop "immagining" or indeed imagining. ::) :P
no, im immagining not imagining. :P
Let us simplify this: You're hallucinating. ::)
nuh uh. *poof* hey, a taco!! :P
I inserted a suffer icon after a sentance when I was talkng to myself yesterday. : This place is getting to me. :help:
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 16, 2006, 09:05:43 PMwait, if im immagining flying, then why are you here? :P
To monitor your (inexistent) progress. And BTW, I'm just watching you through the video feed. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 17, 2006, 11:04:56 AMWait am I seeing CC saying a lot of the same things
Is there a doctor in the asylum?
I think CC is becomming even more Crazy than we are. :P
My apologies. 'Tis fixed now. I had some problems with copying and pasting a quote from another tab, so in all the confusion I probably copied the previous text, pasted it, saw it wasn't the right thing, pasted it again and thus created the repeating quotes. ::)
Quote from: Petra Rocks on August 17, 2006, 02:37:57 PMI inserted a suffer icon after a sentance when I was talkng to myself yesterday. : This place is getting to me. :help:
Concerning all things :suffer: please report to Yonkey. :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 17, 2006, 02:17:47 PMnuh uh. *poof* hey, a taco!! :P
Now you're even turning childish again (no wait, you're already a child :P ). Taco? Who ordered taco's? And no, you can't get to them from inside the isolation room. :pokerface:
Like, EDIT: :zzz:
*wakes up* hey, im in the isolation room. :P
[spoiler]10 feet off of the ground!![/spoler]
Yeah, but CC, Petra Rocks was talking to himself...doesn't that count as insanity? :-\
*stands on the ceiling*
*needs to get away from the insanity for a while after reading TC's comment* :P *goes to the underworld with a few guard cats* :)
Quote from: telepathic_cat on August 18, 2006, 10:06:38 AM
*stands on the ceiling*
finally!! someone who has the same patch as me!!
Quote from: Deloria on August 18, 2006, 04:54:12 AMYeah, but CC, Petra Rocks was talking to himself...doesn't that count as insanity? :-\
That all depends on the frequency. Even I talk to myself once in a while. :pleased:
Quote from: telepathic_cat on August 18, 2006, 10:06:38 AM*stands on the ceiling*
*is wondering how t_c thinks he could get up there* :pokerface:
Quote from: telepathic_cat on August 18, 2006, 02:06:17 PMIndeed!!! 'tis great, is it not?!?!?
'tis great to suffer from the same illusions as pacman?
*puts t_c into another isolation room* :scholar:
What items/things are we allowed to HAVE in the asylum? ::)
*returns* You're allowed to have anything that doesn't have sugar or make you hallucinate. ::) (well, maybe not anything but most of the stuff. CC's reasonable. :))
Deloria, that is very good, but not quite right. You are allowed to have anything without sugar, that doesn't make you hallucinate, and cannot bother or hurt yourself and/or other patients in any way.
Therefore, you can have items of personal attachment and educational enrichment. ;D
and no clicky pens or magic wands. ;D
*believes there was an entire list in the other asylum thread*
But, CC, did you not know? Not only am I telepathic, I'm telekinetic!!
Actually, you're mentally unstable.
*wishes she were as mentally unstable as T_C* :P
Hey hey hey, you can't have a mentally unstable discussion without me, can you? XD
Now let's show that creep the REAL SUPER POWER OF TEAMWORK!
In that case i wish to have 2 large card-board boxes, 1 red marker, a steering wheel, and a pair of slippers ::)
*checks storeroom*
Sorry, out of stock. I can offer you these hotcakes though. They haven't been selling well, oddly enough. :P
How hot are the.... THATS IT!!
I want your whole stock!! !!
Whoa! Now THAT'S how hotcakes should sell! XD
*ka-ching!*
Thanks, come again. :P
*Throws the hot hotcakes at the curtains*
BURN!! :suffer:
*runs off throwing hotcakes at guard cats*
Er...uh...CC, this isn't my fault! I have no idea where those hotcakes came from! :P
uses his cup of whater he has to trow it at the burning looking stuff.
(and yes it is allowed to drink a cup of water....isn't it ??? )
the whole asylum is being burned. is this the end of our insane peoples? tune in next week for the season finale of nbc's "the tsl asylum"
pacman shouldn't that be after 3 more pages of this tread?
And then a post after next week season 4rd floor may start XD
i think it should be the tsl asylum: basement floor 1
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 19, 2006, 02:36:58 PM
i think it should be the tsl asylum: basement floor 1
but there is no room for a holo room and a swimmingpool in the basement. so the 4th floor would be better I think
Why don't we go to the "Garden"? ::)
the lobby?
Or the font gate ::)
THIS SO DESERVES ITS OWN POST! XD
Vote for the next Asylum Thread Name!! (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?topic=5134.0) :raf:
*has voted* :P
I still say it should be the fourth story, but I have nothing against it being moved to the courtyard, apart from the fact that there's no court, ergo there's also no courtyard. ::)
everyone will prbably want a 4 in there somewhere.
can we have a preview on how the next topic/part of the building will look like?
as in a picture?
Something like that so we can see what is added and where each room is.
Nobody really knows :P
Walking on the ceiling gets you confused ::)
It's not possible to walk on the ceiling. :P
It is if you use ducktape :raf:
WEEEEEEEEEEE!! !!!
Quote from: Deloria on August 18, 2006, 06:16:22 PM(well, maybe not anything but most of the stuff. CC's reasonable. :))
That I am. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on August 19, 2006, 03:51:41 AM*believes there was an entire list in the other asylum thread*
*doesn't remember there ever being a list of that and remembers stuff from the Asylum threads fairly well, since it is one of his own*
Quote from: Lollotte on August 19, 2006, 10:19:42 AMActually, you're mentally unstable.
Soo nice to have my Psychiatric Nurse around again. ;D
Quote from: Deloria on August 19, 2006, 10:23:33 AM*wishes she were as mentally unstable as T_C* :P
If you were, your right to travel to Etheria would be revoked. :pokerface:
Quote from: Raforever on August 19, 2006, 01:20:02 PM*Throws the hot hotcakes at the curtains*
BURN!! :suffer:
What curtains? We have shutters, and they're on the
outside. And the glass is fire-proof. :scholar:
Quote from: Raforever on August 19, 2006, 01:20:02 PM*runs off throwing hotcakes at guard cats*
*Guardcats catch the flying hotcakes whilst wearing gloves on their front paws.* :P
Quote from: Jafar on August 19, 2006, 01:21:38 PMEr...uh...CC, this isn't my fault! I have no idea where those hotcakes came from! :P
Ahem. :pokerface:
Quote from: Jafar on August 19, 2006, 01:16:37 PMWhoa! Now THAT'S how hotcakes should sell! XD
*ka-ching!*
Thanks, come again. :P
:sneaky:
Quote from: icarus on August 19, 2006, 02:26:35 PMuses his cup of whater he has to trow it at the burning looking stuff.
(and yes it is allowed to drink a cup of water....isn't it ??? )
Of course it is, even though if there were curtains and they were burning, a
cup of water wouldn't do much good. :-\
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 19, 2006, 02:27:36 PMthe whole asylum is being burned. is this the end of our insane peoples? tune in next week for the season finale of nbc's "the tsl asylum"
The cliffhanger should have been when the hotcakes were being thrown, and the first line of text would have been like 'Will the whole asylum be burned down?' Of course, if you have read what I wrote a bit further up this post, you already know the answer to that.
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 19, 2006, 02:43:04 PMthe lobby?
The lobby is located in a visitor-only section so patients can't go there. :pokerface:
Quote from: Lollotte on August 20, 2006, 02:39:26 PMIt's not possible to walk on the ceiling. :P
Quote from: Raforever on August 20, 2006, 03:27:03 PMIt is if you use ducktape :raf:
WEEEEEEEEEEE!! !!!
If you use ducktape you'll be stuck on the first part of the building your tapped foot steps on. :scholar:
:zzz:
Not if i use wate-AAAAAAAAAAH! *crash*
woah!! hes become more insane. i thought that it couldnt happen. :P
Quote from: copycat on August 20, 2006, 03:45:31 PM
Quote from: Deloria on August 19, 2006, 10:23:33 AM*wishes she were as mentally unstable as T_C* :P
If you were, your right to travel to Etheria would be revoked. :pokerface:
I was just trying to be empathetic. :)
Am I close to being released? ;P
youll never get released. :P
i put locks on the doors. no one can leave!! :suffer: :suffer:
To save CC the time to reply to this: You neither have the means nor the authority to put locks on the doors.
by locks,i meant melted the doors together with heat vision
Then, by that same power can you please burn a hole through the wall so we can all escape? ;D
* comes out of his room and uses his ultra-super-powers * :raf:
[spoiler]* makes the most tasty sandwich of the world *[/spoiler]
Whahahahaha.
Nobody can beat that. :P
I can get out of here, does that beat that? :P
If you can, why haven't you? :P
I'm going to attempt it. CC, what say ye? :) Am I sane enough to leave?
once insane, always insane. :P
I disagree. ;)
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 20, 2006, 09:33:57 PMwoah!! hes become more insane. i thought that it couldnt happen. :P
Just as some people have sudden mood swings, insane patients can have sudden insane-swings. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on August 21, 2006, 05:30:01 AMAm I close to being released? ;P
You're well on your way there, I can tell you that. :pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 21, 2006, 08:34:32 AMyoull never get released. :P
Please pay no notion to this patient's rambling. :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 21, 2006, 08:50:24 AMi put locks on the doors. no one can leave!! :suffer: :suffer:
What doors? You can't put locks on biometric fields! :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on August 21, 2006, 08:55:41 AMTo save CC the time to reply to this: You neither have the means nor the authority to put locks on the doors.
That too. 8)
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 21, 2006, 09:00:01 AMby locks,i meant melted the doors together with heat vision
Melting biometric fields together with heat vision? Hmmm.... I smell a hallucination :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 21, 2006, 10:26:36 AMNobody can beat that. :P
You're right. I'm nobody and I can't beat that. ::)
Quote from: Deloria on August 21, 2006, 10:45:38 AMI'm going to attempt it. CC, what say ye? :) Am I sane enough to leave?
As I said it before, you're definitely on the right track. Tell you what, I'll let you out for a short while, with guardcat chaperons of course (they'll keep some distance though), and I expect you to be back in two days. :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 21, 2006, 02:40:12 PMonce insane, always insane. :P
Quote from: Rosella on August 21, 2006, 03:35:34 PMI disagree. ;)
Wonders why (not!)... ;D
EDIT: With all these slow loading times, it's way past my time to go :zzz:
there are biometric fields outside the metal doors? cool!! *runs into biometric fields multiple times*
Quote from: Lollotte on August 20, 2006, 02:39:26 PM
It's not possible to walk on the ceiling. :P
What happened in KQ7? :-\
Thanks CC. :D I'm FREEEEE (for two days albeit, but still :P)!! :P *leaves*
i hereby demand to stop this thread after post #2037!! :P
Why not after post #2037? ::)
Ahh!! *Runs into room wearing a suitcoat* I must post before then, then. OK, people, fear not!! I shall return for the 4th season floor as the lovable token character for cats. I will not be written out after only one season floor like Steve Buscheme in 'The Sopranos.' (Man, why'd they have to kill him?)
Anyway, I leave you with this message...*searches pockets* Uh...um...I lost the...paper.....
*steals cardboard box and tries to sneak out under it like in the MGS series.* *A Guard Cat sees me and a question mark appears above his head* *He takes the box off and an exclemation mark appears above his head* *runs away*
we still haven't seen a building plan of the next tread. So where do you go from your room to the toilet? Or where are the holo rooms and where is the swimmingpool?
because its exactly 91 posts away from now. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 22, 2006, 11:11:44 AM
because its exactly 91 posts away from now. :P
So? What if they forgot the holo room or the swimming pool? now there is still time to build one in the next tread
these a holo room?
That was discust earlier in this tread that there would be one. A perfect place to test escaping skils :o
I demand a rollercoaster in the asylum for all the patients to use.
[spoiler]And for those who aren't bigg enoug there must be another thrilling ride[spoiler]
* jumps on his bed and acts like he's in a rollercoaster *
This is fun.
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 21, 2006, 10:41:45 PMthere are biometric fields outside the metal doors? cool!! *runs into biometric fields multiple times*
No, there are biometric fields, period. No metal doors. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on August 22, 2006, 09:07:48 AMOr where are the holo rooms and where is the swimmingpool?
There will be ample signs showing the proper way to the holo
room (not multiple) and where/when did I say I would be installing a swimming pool on that floor. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 22, 2006, 03:40:24 PMI demand a rollercoaster in the asylum for all the patients to use.
I don't respond to
demands. Now, if you had asked nicely, I might have considered it, but you just ruined your chances bum.
*has another idea* :pleased:
:zzz:
May we please have a rollercoaster? ::)
:raf:
Quote from: telepathic_cat on August 22, 2006, 08:11:18 AM
*steals cardboard box and tries to sneak out under it like in the MGS series.* *A Guard Cat sees me and a question mark appears above his head* *He takes the box off and an exclemation mark appears above his head* *runs away*
Solid Cat TC? ::)
i second the roller coaster question. :P
Please? :)
Pretty please? ::)
A rollercoaster would be cool. Just like the swimingpool. The swimmingpool would be good for the patients healt.
Quote from: Raforever on August 22, 2006, 06:20:50 PM
Solid Cat TC? ::)
...hmm....intiguing idea you have there, Raf. However, since there's a solid snake, liquid snake, and solidus snake, I must be...Gaseous
snake t_c!!
*breaths T_C up* XD
Lemony fresh :raf:
Ahahahahahaha!! Now, I am inside!! The only person who can save you now is House!!
Or me exhaling :P
*exhails* ;P
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!1 *Is out*
*punches TC with a vacum cleaner* XD
*confiscates and replaces with a feather duster* ::)
Good thing it wasnt a feather duster ;B
*Dances*
Please, can we have a roller coaster in the next thread? :)
O!! I can be the operator for it!!!
can i design it? i have ultimate ride!!
Just make sure it can sustain 666 MPH!!! :suffer:
well, it kind of has to go fairly high. :P but i can make it go through a wall!!
yay!! Smashing through walls is fun!!
how can i show it to everyone?
The rollercoaster? Let's go on a field trip to the prototype!!1
(Yay!! I'm a Great Oracle now!!
maybe i could record it and then post a vid
Yeah, that'd be cool. :P
CC hasn't even given us confirmation yet and you're incessently spamming. ::)
But, we need to make it look all pretty before CC sees it. That way, CC can't say no!!
Unfortunately, he can. :-\ But he'll consider it if we ask nicely. :)
Well, then, we must ask REALLY nicely!
cc, may we please have a roller coaster? *puppy dog eyes*
It's done! It's done! The mysterious 4th part of the Asylum is here! XD
How could you??! :'( >:( *is almost tempted to delete it if more are in favor*
What? What did I do?
*locks sadly and unstickies* :'(
The name...it was supposed to be a group decision. ::)
:P *stickies*
Ah...forgot about that. Well, someone can change the name when the poll gets resolved. :P
goes searching for his room... Wo this place is big I need a map to find my room :P
*Keeps his Red Suitcoat on.* Wow...it's so...spacious! *Goes into the nearest corner and builts a....uh....nest...thing.*
What? How? When? Who? Where? The previous floor-thread hadn't reached 100 pages yet! :o
Well, the name has a 4 in it, and is isn't floor or wing, so it meets my requirements. 8)
So about, this rollercoaster thingy. Even though this area is pretty spacious, you need a lot of space in all directions to build a proper rollercoaster-track. Even if I had enough on the ground I lack in height. So, the best I can do on that, would to have a rollercoaster simulator installed. :pokerface:
Has everybody found the holo room yet?
Icarus, every room has a name above the biometric field, and there are arrows pointing to the patient room-secion of this area almost everywhere, so it shouldn't take you long to find yours. :scholar:
Why not call it area 64? XD
the winner of the poll is........The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor!!
Do you want me to change the title? :P
Am I allowed to change the title? XD
Quote from: Jafar on August 23, 2006, 11:46:52 AM
Ah...forgot about that. Well, someone can change the name when the poll gets resolved. :P
:P
In THAT case...*changes* XD
You mean the floor isn't there? :o How are we standing up then?
*hangs on to the ceiling for dear life*
The floor is not missing...it's simply plexiglas.
which is SO much better than ground. :P
oh, cc. i found the holo room. :P
*goes to his room* WOW :o its big!! *puts away stuff and relaxes on his bed*
Quote from: copycat on August 23, 2006, 03:37:25 PM
.............
Icarus, every room has a name above the biometric field, and there are arrows pointing to the patient room-secion of this area almost everywhere, so it shouldn't take you long to find yours. :scholar:
And what about people who can't read? :P
Quote from: icarus on August 24, 2006, 01:49:07 AM
Quote from: copycat on August 23, 2006, 03:37:25 PM
.............
Icarus, every room has a name above the biometric field, and there are arrows pointing to the patient room-secion of this area almost everywhere, so it shouldn't take you long to find yours. :scholar:
And what about people who can't read? :P
They wouldn't be posting. ::)
*finds her room and hangs up pics of the roses of Lancaster, York and Tudor :D *
Quote from: Lollotte on August 23, 2006, 09:33:31 PM
The floor is not missing...it's simply plexiglas.
Wait, so THAT means...*looks down* :suffer: ...We can watch the third floor burn from the hotcakes!!!
Quote from: Deloria on August 24, 2006, 04:24:55 AM
..............
They wouldn't be posting. ::)
*finds her room and hangs up pics of the roses of Lancaster, York and Tudor :D *
is it posible to post in the asylum if your locked up there? :raf:
Quote from: Lollotte on August 23, 2006, 09:33:31 PM
The floor is not missing...it's simply plexiglas.
Oh, okay...
*still doesn't trust plexiglas very much and clings to walls* :P
*paints his room blue, including the plexiglas*
W00t, page 2!! *Goes into his room and paints it red.* *Materializes bed and bunches up blankets and pillows into a hut on it.*
Quote from: Oldbushie on August 24, 2006, 08:11:34 AM
Quote from: Lollotte on August 23, 2006, 09:33:31 PM
The floor is not missing...it's simply plexiglas.
Oh, okay...
*still doesn't trust plexiglas very much and clings to walls* :P
*paints his room blue, including the plexiglas*
Don't worry, it's reinforced very strongly. It's part of our new study on the relationship between mental health and gravity.
*meditates in his room* *masters part of the force*
So, the farther away from the ground, the less sanity you have? :P
i think so, but what if we get to floor 20? wed all have to be carried out by people in white coats!!
Yay!! That means I can get progressively more insane!!! :suffer:
not until act V :P
In 2007, right?
more like 2007.5
Ah, yes, what a glorious year, '07.5!!
Quote from: icarus on August 24, 2006, 01:49:07 AMAnd what about people who can't read? :P
There's icons on those arrows too, which clearly signify that's where the patient section is. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on August 24, 2006, 04:24:55 AM*finds her room and hangs up pics of the roses of Lancaster, York and Tudor :D *
Ah, so you're back. Are the two days over yet? So, how did you feel on your two days of (semi-)freedom? :pokerface:
Quote from: telepathic_cat on August 24, 2006, 06:07:13 AMWait, so THAT means...*looks down* :suffer: ...We can watch the third floor burn from the hotcakes!!!
I already explained the hotcakes didn't cause the third floor to burn. :pleased:
Quote from: icarus on August 24, 2006, 07:37:33 AMis it posible to post in the asylum if your locked up there? :raf:
The Asylum has computers on which access is restricted to the TSL-site, so everyone is able to post here. 8)
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 23, 2006, 07:43:57 PMthe winner of the poll is........The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor!!
Hold up, wasn't that
my suggestion? ::)
Quote from: Jafar on August 24, 2006, 01:00:27 PMSo, the farther away from the ground, the less sanity you have? :P
That is yet to be determined. :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 24, 2006, 01:03:50 PMi think so, but what if we get to floor 20? wed all have to be carried out by people in white coats!!
You'd be carried out by cats with black fur, most likely, if that were the case. However, as I said in my previous reply, the study has not yet reached a conclusion. :scholar:
EDIT: :zzz:
Well said, CC. I simply specified that the plexiglas was being used as part of the study. It may or may not help us determine the results.
theres a test going on :o
Quote from: copycat on August 24, 2006, 04:04:08 PM
Quote from: Deloria on August 24, 2006, 04:24:55 AM*finds her room and hangs up pics of the roses of Lancaster, York and Tudor :D *
Ah, so you're back. Are the two days over yet? So, how did you feel on your two days of (semi-)freedom? :pokerface:
It was fun. :D Thanks for allowing that. :)
Starts singing in his own room. Can I have my boxes from the previous treat here?
Comes back from his few days secretly outside the asylum. :raf:
Asylum-camp was great.
They had gaurdcats, a lot of noise which sounded like a new floor being made somewhere, and they got a swimmingpool. ;D
[spoiler]Too bad it was only a dream[/spoiler]
Quote from: copycat on August 24, 2006, 04:04:08 PM
There's icons on those arrows too, which clearly signify that's where the patient section is. :scholar:
[spoiler]* closes his eyes *[/spoiler]
I'm blind, now I can't find my way to my room. :'(
* runs around in circles * :P
*looks for something to do now that some of the people she bothered frequently are gone* ::)
well you can always go to the holo room and play the game tease the guard cat ::)
*pets guard kitten* :P Nevermind, I'm occupied for the moment. :angel:
*plays pong in the holo room*
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 25, 2006, 11:37:26 AM
*plays pong in the holo room*
You aren't playing living pacman?
Will someone tell me where my room is? Deloria told me I had to admit myself a while back and Icarus invited me haha. So I am here!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are the penut butter cups? Oh and I like pong but packman is a little better but I can't make it alive...... :'(
* goes to his private holoroom and plays the game "THE GAURDCAT PERSUIT" *
You gaurdcats won't catch me!! :P
* makes multiple gilgameshes to allude the gaurdcats *
Finally I can copy myself. :raf:
Quote from: patrick83301 on August 25, 2006, 02:28:11 PM
Will someone tell me where my room is? Deloria told me I had to admit myself a while back and Icarus invited me haha. So I am here!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are the penut butter cups? Oh and I like pong but packman is a little better but I can't make it alive...... :'(
*didn't know Patrick was a patient* :P But (if you are) your room's over there, the one with your name above the door. ::) And you can only get peanut butter cups as your monthly candy, unfortunately. :-\ Also, be sure to sign up for APRETT, :) we need more members. :P
Quote from: icarus on August 25, 2006, 09:45:05 AMwell you can always go to the holo room and play the game tease the guard cat ::)
The holo room is still inactive and closed until I decide the time is right to active it. BTW, there will be no program 'tease the guard cat'. :pokerface:
Quote from: patrick83301 on August 25, 2006, 02:28:11 PMWill someone tell me where my room is? Deloria told me I had to admit myself a while back and Icarus invited me haha. So I am here!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, I have no dossier on you, and we don't accept auto-admittance without a dossier. Icarus can only invite you as a guest, not as a patient. Therefor, until further notice, you're just a visitor, and you will be escorted back to the visitor-section. I don't understand why the guardcat guarding the entrance to the patient section let you through without consulting with me first. I need to reprimand him for that. :say:
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 25, 2006, 11:37:26 AM*plays pong in the holo room*
You don't need the holo room to play pong, you can play that on the Asylum's computers. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 25, 2006, 03:16:35 PM* goes to his private holoroom and plays the game "THE GAURDCAT PERSUIT" *
You gaurdcats won't catch me!! :P
* makes multiple gilgameshes to allude the gaurdcats *
Finally I can copy myself. :raf:
a) You don't have a private holo room.
b) Therefor, there can't be a game "The Guardcat pursuit" on it either
c) If there were such a game, and a) and b) existed, it would indeed be possible to make multiple gilgameshes to allude the game guardcats, since they would only be as smart as you made them
However, due to a) and b), c) can't happen. :bob:
Quote from: Deloria on August 25, 2006, 04:11:19 PM*didn't know Patrick was a patient* :P But (if you are) your room's over there, the one with your name above the door. ::) And you can only get peanut butter cups as your monthly candy, unfortunately. :-\ Also, be sure to sign up for APRETT, :) we need more members. :P
Neither did I (know Patrick was a patient). However, I need to be prepared for every situation, which is why I prepare a room for new posters the moment I spot them in Haven. That's why there's a room with his name above the door. However, as I explained before, he is not ready to occupy it (yet).
:zzz:
Would you let him occupy it for a trial or something? :P
Hmmm well I do like it out here in the visitor's room. It has a lot of nice green and blue and dark purple colors, and lots of penut butter cups. ;D So I will not mind staying out here forever. YIPPIE!!! OOOOOO since I'm not a patient that must mean I am not crazy!!!! YIPPIE!!!!
its 3d pong. :P
Quote from: icarus on August 25, 2006, 01:34:51 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 25, 2006, 11:37:26 AM
*plays pong in the holo room*
You aren't playing living pacman?
nah. i beat it already. :P
Quote from: patrick83301 on August 25, 2006, 11:18:34 AM
HAHA YIPPIE I MADE MYSELF NOTICED BY MENTIONING MYSELF HAHA. *oh wait I didn't tell anyone i was leaving did I??* *forgives everyone* haha *wait was never mad* *thinks he's going crazy*
cc isn't this post enough to lock him up for observation?
id say so. :P
Pong! WEEEEEEEEEEE XD
*jumps around*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE :raf:
Quote from: patrick83301 on August 25, 2006, 08:40:26 PM
Hmmm well I do like it out here in the visitor's room. It has a lot of nice green and blue and dark purple colors, and lots of penut butter cups. ;D So I will not mind staying out here forever. YIPPIE!!! OOOOOO since I'm not a patient that must mean I am not crazy!!!! YIPPIE!!!!
*checks patrick83301 into the Asylum* Well, if you like the guest room, I know you'd like this special one we have for you. There are pillows on the walls!
UUUUUUU...... Yea its nice. *takes buckets of blue and green paint and paints the walls into wonderful designs also eats all the penut butter cups* *Pretends to sign up for APRETT cause he doesn't know where to really do it and makes a fake member ID*
*takes notes* Hmmm...CC, this one has very vivid hallucinations about places in the past-present. It's as though his mind is following behind his body! Also, the hallucinations are all encompassing and (so far) unimaginative--taste, sight, action. Interesting!
*mumbles* *makes Voodoo doll of Lollotte but then gets rid of it cause feels bad for making it and writes apology letter :'(*
Thank you for your apology! You're just new, so I have to make some sort of paper for you...we need to know how to care for our patients.
Warm milk? ;D
Uhh no thanks I like cold milk. Or lots of water and soda.
*Gives patrick cold milk* There you go!
Raf, you can stop jumping around now! NOT good for you! :P
Awwwww! :P
Can i at least have some chocolate then? XD
You know the answer to that. But just in case you don't...
NO!
;D :P
*comes out of his blanket/pillow hut, stretches, and paces.* Man, I leave for two days and everyone grows even MORE insane.
Things seem to be the same around here to me. A very special group of people needing special attention, basically. :P
Special attention? I just want to get outa here XD
No, you don't...believe me on this one, Raf, mah man!!
But TC buddy, this aint no place for a sane person like me to be in XD
*Gives Raf chocolate from penut butter cups* If you are sane then you wouldn't be locked up in that metal cage. ???
Quote from: copycat on August 25, 2006, 05:13:12 PM
a) You don't have a private holo room.
b) Therefor, there can't be a game "The Guardcat pursuit" on it either
c) If there were such a game, and a) and b) existed, it would indeed be possible to make multiple gilgameshes to allude the game guardcats, since they would only be as smart as you made them
However, due to a) and b), c) can't happen. :bob:
a) I have modifeid the holo-room
b) I made that game and put it in the holoroom
c) If a couldn't be done then there were no holorooms. :scholar:
[spoiler]d) I asked a gaurdcat to help me make the game
They are realy nice if you ask them. :P
Next time I'll ask them to open the door for me. :raf:[/spoiler]
can you wait until im done with my pong game? im almoast done. its 10-12 to me
Quote from: Raforever on August 26, 2006, 07:46:28 PM
But TC buddy, this aint no place for a sane person like me to be in XD
If you don't mind my being blunt...you are both insane. :P
Quote from: Lollotte on August 27, 2006, 02:37:02 PM
Quote from: Raforever on August 26, 2006, 07:46:28 PM
But TC buddy, this aint no place for a sane person like me to be in XD
If you don't mind my being blunt...you are both insane. :P
No we're not XD
Quote from: patrick83301 on August 26, 2006, 11:22:58 PM
*Gives Raf chocolate from penut butter cups* If you are sane then you wouldn't be locked up in that metal cage. ???
The ones that put me here are insane ::)
Quote from: Raforever on August 27, 2006, 04:23:28 PM
Quote from: Lollotte on August 27, 2006, 02:37:02 PM
Quote from: Raforever on August 26, 2006, 07:46:28 PM
But TC buddy, this aint no place for a sane person like me to be in XD
If you don't mind my being blunt...you are both insane. :P
No we're not XD
The only person (or cat) who can question my sanity is me. Therfore, I say: I am most definately beyond the point of both sanity and insanity.
There's your crazy fool! XD
Now let me out ;B
I'm sorry, Raf. That is impossible. ;B :P ::)
are you saying its impossible for ANYONE to be let out or just raf?
Raf, in his current state, is unable to be released from the Asylum.
I'm living proof that someone's done it. :P
you think so Rosella? Than whyt are those guerd cats looking at you? :P
Why wouldn't they? I'm talking and making noise. :P
Of course, we can't forget the fact that there are patients I'm talking to. ;)
sure... :P
were you released or did you escape?
gilgamesh, its your holo room. pong can wear you out. :P
So how long til I can be released? Cause I am only slightly off balanced. ;D
That's what they always say. And than they lock you up in isolation :-[
Goes playing whit his lego and build a lego cat.
if youre in the asylum, youre more off balance than you think. :P
Not only has Kelsey been released, but she's also gotten a job working for the Asylum. :P
Quote from: Deloria on August 25, 2006, 05:17:29 PMWould you let him occupy it for a trial or something? :P
This Asylum is not meant to be used as a prison or another judicial holding place. :pokerface:
Quote from: patrick83301 on August 25, 2006, 08:40:26 PMSo I will not mind staying out here forever. YIPPIE!!! OOOOOO since I'm not a patient that must mean I am not crazy!!!! YIPPIE!!!!
Oh, you're crazy alright. Everyone who dares to enter Haven is not entirely 100% sound. However, being crazy does not mean one's insane too. And You're not insane
yet, but anything can change. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on August 26, 2006, 01:57:49 AMQuote from: patrick83301 on August 25, 2006, 11:18:34 AM
HAHA YIPPIE I MADE MYSELF NOTICED BY MENTIONING MYSELF HAHA. *oh wait I didn't tell anyone i was leaving did I??* *forgives everyone* haha *wait was never mad* *thinks he's going crazy*
cc isn't this post enough to lock him up for observation?
Observation: yes. Locking up: no. :bob:
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 26, 2006, 11:42:41 AMid say so. :P
In that case, we're all lucky whatever you have to say on the matter is of no use. :pleased:
Quote from: Lollotte on August 26, 2006, 02:16:40 PM*checks patrick83301 into the Asylum* Well, if you like the guest room, I know you'd like this special one we have for you. There are pillows on the walls!
Why are you putting patrick into an isolation room ??? *takes patrick out of the isolation room and puts him into a proper guest room*
*instructs patrick he can leave and come back whenever he wants, since this is just for observation*
Quote from: Lollotte on August 26, 2006, 03:05:49 PM*takes notes* Hmmm...CC, this one has very vivid hallucinations about places in the past-present. It's as though his mind is following behind his body! Also, the hallucinations are all encompassing and (so far) unimaginative--taste, sight, action. Interesting!
You're misinterpreting the signs for imagination for being signs for hallucinations, Lollotte. I must confess it takes a lot of skill to notice the differences so I don't blame you for misinterpreting them. :pleased:
Quote from: patrick83301 on August 26, 2006, 11:22:58 PM*Gives Raf chocolate from penut butter cups* If you are sane then you wouldn't be locked up in that metal cage. ???
This imagination of you is really getting out of hand, you know. If you keep this up, you're getting very close to having hallucinations for real. :pokerface:
Besides, if anything chocolate were to come in the patient room, a guard cat would snatch it away immediately before it even reached a patient. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 27, 2006, 04:13:10 AMa) I have modifeid the holo-room
b) I made that game and put it in the holoroom
c) If a couldn't be done then there were no holorooms. :scholar:
[spoiler]d) I asked a gaurdcat to help me make the game
They are realy nice if you ask them. :P
Next time I'll ask them to open the door for me. :raf:[/spoiler]
a) the controls to the holo room are locked and can only be unlocked by
meb) I cannot contest you made the game, but you can't have put it into a holoroom due to a)
c) A holo room can be made, but no holo room was authorized to be made in your room. If any holo room equipment were to come into contact with the biometric field of your room it would be held back and not even you could let it come through. :pleased:
I have no problem with a guardcat helping you to make a game on the Asylum PC's, but it can't be transferred from there to the holo room. You can forget about a guardcat opening a door for you to a room you're not authorized to enter. :scholar:
Quote from: Raforever on August 27, 2006, 04:23:28 PMThe ones that put me here are insane ::)
Hey! :evil:
Quote from: Rosella on August 28, 2006, 06:59:49 AMOf course, we can't forget the fact that there are patients I'm talking to. ;)
We can't have a patient harming the TSL Asylum's Official Comfort Counselor! :bob:
Quote from: icarus on August 28, 2006, 07:10:24 AMsure... :P
Look at her signature. I don't give other Haven members titles easily. :pokerface:
Quote from: patrick83301 on August 28, 2006, 10:25:04 AMSo how long til I can be released? Cause I am only slightly off balanced. ;D
You're an ambulant (?) patient for the moment, meaning you can leave whenever you want but you have to stay in the area and pay regular visits to the Asylum to evaluate your mental stability. :scholar:
Quote from: Jafar on August 28, 2006, 02:43:16 PMNot only has Kelsey been released, but she's also gotten a job working for the Asylum. :P
Not that the word of another Asylum patient can be trusted, this is actually the truth. 8)
What? You don't find THIS to be a trustworthy face? *grins honestly* ;D
thats only because youre in here. if you werent, then he might. :P
jafar, ill play you in sonic racing in the holo room.
Well I had some penut butter cups when I came in and Lollote never took them away then I asked the guard cats and they gave me more. Plus when I go out on the town the cats don't take anything away when I come back in. Thats how I have the cups and gave Raf chocolate. ;D
* Uses his o so evil powers to hack the asylums holorooms PC * XD
[spoiler]Asks lollotte to modify the game a bit and put in it CC as the boss at end of the game. :raf:
[/spoiler]
I told you I've got the game.
Now only my private holoroom to go.
* shows CC his fake, but real looking holoroom * XD
See I've told you I have one. :P
there are TWO holo rooms?!?! :o
Believe it or not, I don't wanna leave this place. I actually kind of like it...I fit in here.
yeh but.. outside there is chocolat and sugar
s...s..sugar...? *Eye twitch.* No, no *shakes head* must...not...be...tempted by.. thw POWER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *hides in pillow fort.*
we have sugar substitute :D
Yea but the substitute just aint the same as the real thing!!! *Boils down penut butter cups to get sugar* *Hands sugar out to everyone especially Telepathic Cat*
Fire is not allowed in any part of the asylum. You can boil the peanut butter cups while you're outside, but if you attempt to enter the patient section, they will be removed. 8)
CC, I think Patrick in hallucinating. :P
Quote from: Jafar on August 28, 2006, 04:09:04 PMWhat? You don't find THIS to be a trustworthy face? *grins honestly* ;D
It's not the face that's the problem, it's the brain. :scholar:
Quote from: patrick83301 on August 28, 2006, 04:47:32 PMWell I had some penut butter cups when I came in and Lollote never took them away then I asked the guard cats and they gave me more. Plus when I go out on the town the cats don't take anything away when I come back in. Thats how I have the cups and gave Raf chocolate. ;D
The peanut butter cups the guardcats gave you didn't contain any sugar-y substance. When they gave you the sugar-free peanut butter cups they took the sugar-containing ones from you, without you noticing. :pleased:
When you re-enter the Asylum with anything containing sugar or caffeine, long before you reach the patient section you will have been scanned and anything containing sugar will have been identified. When you re-enter the patient section, the sugar or caffeine-containing items will be lifted from your possession and exchanged with sugar/caffeine-free ones. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 28, 2006, 10:15:21 PM* Uses his o so evil powers to hack the asylums holorooms PC * XD
[spoiler]Asks lollotte to modify the game a bit and put in it CC as the boss at end of the game. :raf:[/spoiler]
I told you I've got the game.
Now only my private holoroom to go.
* shows CC his fake, but real looking holoroom * XD
See I've told you I have one. :P
The holorooms PC is totally and completely turned off and can't be turned on by anyone without the proper (staff) ID-card, which is mine.
I seriously doubt Lollotte will do such a thing for you. :pokerface:
I just know there's only one real holoroom, and I know where it's located, so you showing me another one anywhere else is obviously a fake. 8)
Quote from: patrick83301 on August 30, 2006, 10:20:22 AMYea but the substitute just aint the same as the real thing!!! *Boils down penut butter cups to get sugar* *Hands sugar out to everyone especially Telepathic Cat*
Sure it is, I didn't see anyone complaining when you gave them sugar-free chocolate and butter.
Quote from: Rosella on August 30, 2006, 10:40:40 AMYou can boil the peanut butter cups while you're outside, but if you attempt to enter the patient section, they will be removed. 8)
CC, I think Patrick in hallucinating. :P
The longer I observe him, the more inclined I am to put him in the patient section permanently, but not just yet. ;)
Quotesugar-free chocolate and butter.
Wait, there is sugar in ANY butter. ??? ;D
*looks over notes* Well, just give me the word, CC, and I will confine him again.
QuoteIt's not the face that's the problem, it's the brain.
Bah, you just don't want to admit that I'm showing signs...of...sanity!?
....
...What's WRONG with me? :o
cc, if my input is valued, keep jafar locked up. :P
Well if you are to keep the sugar away from all of us then you pretty much would have to give us water only cause every food I can think of has SUGAR in it. HEHEHE. Besides Rosella, who needs fire when there is a stove in the kitchen? I think Lollotte has it out for me cause she is just acting wwaaayyyyy to eager to lock me up. What is up with that? I would never hurt anyone. I mean Joan of Arc had halucinations and saved France. ;D Maybe we need some psycotropic drugs in here. I will go get the list from my school notes and help hand out the Rx drugs to those who need them. Like those with schizophrenia, bi-polar and the others cause I am super smart and am learning about them in the school over there. *Points far away to the north west of USA.*
Quote from: Jafar on August 30, 2006, 09:57:27 PM
QuoteIt's not the face that's the problem, it's the brain.
Bah, you just don't want to admit that I'm showing signs...of...sanity!?
....
...What's WRONG with me? :o
You say that running around in the asylum shouting I'm sonic is sane :P
No no, I was running around singing the Super Sonic Racing song. None of the lyrics ever say "I'm Sonic". :P
can you sing a different theme song? after a while, it gets annoying. :P
Quote from: Petra Rocks on August 30, 2006, 03:33:36 PMWait, there is sugar in ANY butter. ??? ;D
Not in the one served in the Asylum. :scholar:
Quote from: Jafar on August 30, 2006, 09:57:27 PM...What's WRONG with me? :o
If you can't see what's wrong with your brain, you're a long way from recovery yet. :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 30, 2006, 10:09:21 PMcc, if my input is valued, keep jafar locked up. :P
It isn't, but I'll keep him locked up just the same. 8)
Quote from: patrick83301 on August 30, 2006, 10:21:56 PMWell if you are to keep the sugar away from all of us then you pretty much would have to give us water only cause every food I can think of has SUGAR in it. HEHEHE. Besides Rosella, who needs fire when there is a stove in the kitchen? I think Lollotte has it out for me cause she is just acting wwaaayyyyy to eager to lock me up. What is up with that? I would never hurt anyone. I mean Joan of Arc had halucinations and saved France. ;D Maybe we need some psycotropic drugs in here. I will go get the list from my school notes and help hand out the Rx drugs to those who need them. Like those with schizophrenia, bi-polar and the others cause I am super smart and am learning about them in the school over there. *Points far away to the north west of USA.*
As was said before, there are also sugar substitutes. And although you're not a resident patient, you still don't have access to staff-only rooms, including the kitchen. Lollotte is just acting in your best interest. If you're really having hallucinations, the best place for you is in the Asylum, otherwise you might hurt someone without meaning to. Drugs are not allowed in the Asylum so any attempt to bring them to patients by any other persons than treatment personnel will be foiled. The super-smart are most susceptible to neurological imperfections. :pokerface:
Like, edit: forgot my :zzz:
NONONONONONONONONO.... I don't want people to take durgs. Never mind I will forget about it. *moves on* Ummmmm Rosella let me in the kitchen then Jafar hit here on the head and I think that is why she thinks I used fire instead of remebering she help me in the kitchen.
I would not allow any non-staff member into the kitchen. Also, Jafar, though he is insane, does NOT exhibit violent tendencies. :scholar:
My room still doesn't look enough like a holoroom.
I know what to do!! :idea:
* asks the gaurdcats for more wallpaper in the colour an patern of the holoroom * :raf:
is there a pool?
*dances like charlie brown*
I could have sworn the fourth floor was the insanity floor. Ah well, my bad.
So how are all you wackos doing? :P
The usual. people thinking they can fly, the need for sugar inside the asylum and thee unofisial gome tease the guard cat in the holoroom :P. So nothing realy changed. dances around his guard cat build of lego.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 31, 2006, 10:31:29 PM* asks the gaurdcats for more wallpaper in the colour an patern of the holoroom * :raf:
Wallpaper in the pattern of the holoroom? Not available anywhere (and if it were, it would not be in the Asylum).. :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 01, 2006, 09:26:02 AMis there a pool?
Check below...
Quote from: icarus on September 01, 2006, 10:50:23 AMThe usual. people thinking they can fly, the need for sugar inside the asylum and thee unofisial gome tease the guard cat in the holoroom :P. So nothing realy changed. dances around his guard cat build of lego.
Really? I can't remember anyone hallucinating they could fly on this floor, but then again, my memory is really bad. And the game 'tease the guard cat' is
not available on the holoroom PC. :scholar:
Opening of the Holoroom!!
/me puts ID-card into holoroom PC slot and PC boots up*
Okay people, instead of one pre-installed program, you get two, but they both have one thing in common: water.
The first pre-installed program is that of a
swimming pool.
The second pre-installed program is that of a
beach+sea.
Which one would you like to try first?
*leaves controlling of holoroom PC to holoroom engineer*
:zzz:
i vote swimming pool. divings awesome.
Alas!! I am back!! That means only one thing.....the end is NIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
~
And they lived happily ever after.~
-FIN
That's what HE thought...
*Suitcoat bursts into flames.*
*Extinguishes with mind.*
CALM DOWN, everyone! And T_C, you weren't on fire just now. Relax. Deep breaths...I know the holo room is exciting, but you need to stay calm and composed. :P
Is that a declaration of intent....or...machine intent???
Quote from: copycat on September 01, 2006, 05:32:16 PM
Opening of the Holoroom!!
/me puts ID-card into holoroom PC slot and PC boots up*
Okay people, instead of one pre-installed program, you get two, but they both have one thing in common: water.
The first pre-installed program is that of a swimming pool.
The second pre-installed program is that of a beach+sea.
Which one would you like to try first?
*leaves controlling of holoroom PC to holoroom engineer*
:zzz:
Depending on how many people can use the holoroom at once, I believe the
beach+sea would be best because we could all play beach volley ball or surf or something. :D
Lovely, you're being so constructive! Thanks for being an excellent example for the other patients. ;D
*makes a subtitute for sugar that tastes exactly like sugar but with a different amout of hype* i call it, mine!!
OH, OH, OH!!! Can I have some!??!?!? *WIDE eyes*
itll cost you 200 gil. i need a potion. ;D
But if this is FF XI, a potion will cost you 4,000,000,000,000,000,000 gil!!
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a311/icarus1980/b27fd827.jpg)
can I have octo on my room? :-\
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 01, 2006, 06:14:49 PMi vote swimming pool. divings awesome.
You can dive in the sea too, you just need to make sure you're far enough into the sea. :pokerface:
Quote from: racx_00 on September 02, 2006, 09:19:27 AMDepending on how many people can use the holoroom at once,
Even though it may seem endless, due to special techniques that have been applied (for details, see my 3rd floor-thread), it's not, but it should be sufficient for the current Asylum population to fit into all at once. :pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 02, 2006, 12:37:06 PM*makes a subtitute for sugar that tastes exactly like sugar but with a different amout of hype* i call it, mine!!
As long as it doesn't make patients hyper(active), everythings's ok with me. If however, it does, if it must be removed from the Asylum at once. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on September 03, 2006, 02:22:09 PMcan I have octo on my room? :-\
Some questions first:
a) is it alive?
b) if so, does it need water?
c) as a pet?
:zzz:
Quote from: telepathic_cat on September 03, 2006, 10:05:25 AM
But if this is FF XI, a potion will cost you 4,000,000,000,000,000,000 gil!!
its on sale. ;D
Quote from: copycat on September 03, 2006, 04:28:45 PM
.............
Quote from: icarus on September 03, 2006, 02:22:09 PMcan I have octo on my room? :-\
Some questions first:
a) is it alive?
b) if so, does it need water?
c) as a pet?
:zzz:
a) yes he's alive
b) he does need water, salt water to be presice
c) yes I want him as my pet
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 03, 2006, 10:12:13 PM
Quote from: telepathic_cat on September 03, 2006, 10:05:25 AM
But if this is FF XI, a potion will cost you 4,000,000,000,000,000,000 gil!!
its on sale. ;D
For
how many less zeros??? *Raises eyebrow* :D
I have heard of final fantasy over the years. I was wondering if final fantasy I & II are worth buying. :)
Well, you see, I haven't played through alot of them. However, I have played some. In my experience, FF I&II were good, VII was WAY overrated and VIII and IX were pretty good. :P
I want the beach scene. I have played up to number 9 never beat 8 or 9 but they were fun and the numbers confuse me cause there are I think 2 number 1's 2 and 3's but not possitive. I really didn't like the ones for NES. The one with Cecil from Japan I liked and the one with the pirate girl. The first one on SNES where you can jump was kinda lame but it wasn't to bad. But then I probably didn't help you at all just now. HAHA Hey can I try the sugar?
Quote from: icarus on September 03, 2006, 11:24:47 PMa) yes he's alive
b) he does need water, salt water to be presice
c) yes I want him as my pet
In that case, I have to take the proper action, otherwise it won't be able to live inside the Asylum. There's only non-salt water, except in the holoroom when it's running a program that includes seawater, but since that seawater will be erased once a new program is selected, that's no place to put a living creature. How big do you need the salt water container I would need to put into your room to be? 8)
What's all this talk of FF doing in my Asylum? Or is that yet again a sign of your insanity? :pokerface:
PS: the beach+sea program is leading, but I need a few more votes before I fire it up. :scholar:
gah!! fine, i vpote beach. :P
Quote from: telepathic_cat on September 04, 2006, 11:00:15 AM
Well, you see, I haven't played through alot of them. However, I have played some. In my experience, FF I&II were good, VII was WAY overrated and VIII and IX were pretty good. :P
a lot of people here like viii. i like vii, viii, ix, x, x-2, and xi.
people are crazy about ff that's why they're insane.
and octo needs an aquarium whit the size of 100*40cm and a height of 40 cm
Well, I'm not crazy about the series. It's alright, in my opinion. However, there are some series I am truly crazy about...
im not crazy about it, its just fun
Quote from: icarus on September 05, 2006, 05:02:20 AMand octo needs an aquarium whit the size of 100*40cm and a height of 40 cm
Okay, that can be arranged.
*orders an aquarium with the specified measurements*
...10 minutes later...
*receives delivery of an aquarium*
*fills with fresh water but adds seasalt until the ratio salt/water is the same as that of the sea.* 8)
*rolls aquarium on cart to icarus's room*
*reprograms the biometric field on icarus's room to let through the cart+aquarium*
*rolls aquarium into icarus's room*
*reprograms biometric field to let through just the cart on its way out*
Here you go! :pleased:
*goes back out with cart*
*reprograms biometric field to initial settings*
This is hard work. :sweating:
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 04, 2006, 07:29:51 PMa lot of people here like viii. i like vii, viii, ix, x, x-2, and xi.
I like none. :P
*fires up the beach+sea program on the holoroom's PC*
Okay, enter when ready! :D
PS: Tomorrow, I'll fire up the swimming pool, and then I'll take requests, but I'll not endorse a program taking the mickey out of Asylum staff automatically. For example, gilgamesh's program will never get onto the holoroom PC.
:zzz:
*goes to the holo room* wow!! it seems like im actually at the beach!! :D
I'm glad you like it, Michael. ;D :P
My beach suggestion was definitely sane and justified but my request for the next holoroom is an FPS. In this FPS patients will team up to take out asylum staff and escape. :D
It would be fun and educational... in a way! :P
Quote from: racx_00 on September 06, 2006, 01:16:33 AM
My beach suggestion was definitely sane and justified but my request for the next holoroom is an FPS. In this FPS patients will team up to take out asylum staff and escape. :D
It would be fun and educational... in a way! :P
I already have that game in my secret holoroom. :raf:
* pushes THE button * :zzz:
I need new batterys. ::)
*lays out a towel and starts to sun bathes on the beach* *later swims in the water* So what are some other cool RPG games or series that you are crazy about besides the FF series?
well, the kingdom hearts series is awesome. and ive heard radiata stories is good.
Quote from: racx_00 on September 06, 2006, 01:16:33 AM
My beach suggestion was definitely sane and justified but my request for the next holoroom is an FPS. In this FPS patients will team up to take out asylum staff and escape. :D
It would be fun and educational... in a way! :P
can we be the blue team? :D
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 05, 2006, 06:14:08 PM*goes to the holo room* wow!! it seems like im actually at the beach!! :D
Of course it does. This is a top-of-the-notch holoroom. :pleased:
Quote from: racx_00 on September 06, 2006, 01:16:33 AMbut my request for the next holoroom is an FPS. In this FPS patients will team up to take out asylum staff and escape. :D
It would be fun and educational... in a way! :P
There will be no shooting in any program I install on the holoroom's PC, unless it's with paint guns or water pistols. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 06, 2006, 01:13:41 PMI already have that game in my secret holoroom. :raf:
* pushes THE button * :zzz:
I need new batterys. ::)
You haven't got a secret holoroom. Are you still suffering from that delusion? And I've never heard of a holoroom that can run on batteries. Do you know how much power is needed to run a holoroom program? :scholar:
Everybody out of the holoroom please! Program change is imminent!
*Guard cats enter the holoroom and escort the patients out*
*holoroom technician shuts down beach program and starts up swimming pool program*
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on September 06, 2006, 03:37:59 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on September 06, 2006, 01:16:33 AMbut my request for the next holoroom is an FPS. In this FPS patients will team up to take out asylum staff and escape. :D
It would be fun and educational... in a way! :P
There will be no shooting in any program I install on the holoroom's PC, unless it's with paint guns or water pistols. :pokerface:
Paint guns would be good, considering they are dangerous if the correct protection isn't used. ;D
when will the swimming pool in the holo room be opened? I want to try a bomb.
Quote from: copycat on September 06, 2006, 03:37:59 PM
You haven't got a secret holoroom. Are you still suffering from that delusion? And I've never heard of a holoroom that can run on batteries. Do you know how much power is needed to run a holoroom program? :scholar:
But that button on the wall doesn't work anymore.
It says Fffff Iiiii Rrrrr Eeee -Alarm.
I need to put new batterys in it. :P
Quote from: copycat on September 06, 2006, 03:37:59 PM
Everybody out of the holoroom please! Program change is imminent!
*Guard cats enter the holoroom and escort the patients out*
*holoroom technician shuts down beach program and starts up swimming pool program*
I want to swim NOW. >:(
Quote from: icarus on September 07, 2006, 10:44:45 AMwhen will the swimming pool in the holo room be opened? I want to try a bomb.
It was opened mere seconds after the program was started. Why are you still waiting outside? :pokerface: Ehrm, A :bomb: ?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 07, 2006, 11:21:55 AMBut that button on the wall doesn't work anymore.
It says Fffff Iiiii Rrrrr Eeee -Alarm.
I need to put new batterys in it. :P
The real fire-alarm button doesn't require batteries. It's connected to the main power grid of the Asylum. So you must be imagining that button on the wall.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 07, 2006, 11:21:55 AMI want to swim NOW. >:(
So get in NOW! :sneaky:
BTW, didn't you swim in the sea?
EDIT: :zzz:
*surf in the good waves* wow!! i didnt know that the waves would be THIS good!! :D
Quote from: copycat on September 07, 2006, 03:37:36 PM
Quote from: icarus on September 07, 2006, 10:44:45 AMwhen will the swimming pool in the holo room be opened? I want to try a bomb.
It was opened mere seconds after the program was started. Why are you still waiting outside? :pokerface: Ehrm, A :bomb: ?
a bomb is jump in the water so all the water slashes. Just like a bomb explodes only here it's only water (atleast in Netherland we call it a bomb). It is even a sport. The one who splashes the most winns
so its like a cannonball?
Something like that but than the one jumping into the watter is the cannonball.
(really fun to do when someone walks by)
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 07, 2006, 04:14:42 PM*surf in the good waves* wow!! i didnt know that the waves would be THIS good!! :D
Waves, in the swimming pool? Oh, you must mean the waves that are generated mechanically in the separate swimming pool, apart from the main one. They are not nearly high enough to properly surf on. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on September 07, 2006, 11:41:24 PMa bomb is jump in the water so all the water slashes. Just like a bomb explodes only here it's only water (atleast in Netherland we call it a bomb). It is even a sport. The one who splashes the most winns
I'm not really into water (sports) so maybe it's a sport here too, but I just don't know about. That kind of bomb is permitted in the swimming pool. :pleased:
jumps into the water making a bomb just when a guard cat walks by ;D
can i run a different program for me while everyone else swims?
Unfortunately there is only one holo room so I don't believe it is possible. :-\
ahh. *swims anyways*
May I drain the water of the swimmingpool while everyone is in it?
[spoiler]if not I'll certainly do it anyway XD[/spoiler]
Looks at a control-planal saying water control. :P
thats the WAITER control. :P cant you see the i?
Quote from: icarus on September 09, 2006, 07:41:18 AMjumps into the water making a bomb just when a guard cat walks by ;D
*Guardcat shakes off water in such a way that most of it lands back on icarus's body* :pleased:
Quote from: racx_00 on September 09, 2006, 07:24:06 PMUnfortunately there is only one holo room so I don't believe it is possible. :-\
You're right. There's only one holoroom and only one program can run in that at any given time. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 10, 2006, 09:47:57 AMMay I drain the water of the swimmingpool while everyone is in it?
[spoiler]if not I'll certainly do it anyway XD[/spoiler]
Looks at a control-planal saying water control. :P
Since the swimmingpool's in a holoroom, all water control is done via the holoroom controls. If the water needs drained, the holoroom technician will just alter the program and the water vanishes. There are no separate water controls to that swimmingpool, so you're clearly having another hallucination. :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 10, 2006, 12:35:20 PMthats the WAITER control. :P cant you see the i?
Ah, you mean the holo-waiters. Yes, that control panel is to turn on the holo-waiters and let them take your order (and bring it to you). :scholar:
:zzz:
why does cc always sleep after posting?
cats always lay and it looks like they always sleep thats why. the same counts for all the guardcats I assume
* jumps into the water and starts to wrestle whit his crocodile * :raf:
My croc sure gives up a good fight. ::)
[spoiler]to bad he's made out of plastic[/spoiler]
ah, yes. the aligators are biting a lot this saeson :P
Quote from: icarus on September 11, 2006, 04:00:29 AMcats always lay and it looks like they always sleep thats why. the same counts for all the guardcats I assume
Not always, but cats in general really need their beauty sleep, lots of it, meaning so do I. Then there's also the fact my posts in this thread are usually the last of that day, so I virtually go to sleep afterwards (and not soon after IRL too). The guardcats on the other hand, also need a lot of beauty sleep, of course, but while on duty they
never lie down. :scholar:
:zzz:
PS: Just as I was to spell check this post yesterday, the forum completely froze. Luckily, I was able to copy this post to a text editor and save it there. 8)
so can we sneack out after cc posts ???
Unfortunately for you, even when sleeping he is very alert and will know that you are trying to sneak out. :scholar:
Quote from: racx_00 on September 12, 2006, 07:44:28 PM
Unfortunately for you, even when sleeping he is very alert and will know that you are trying to sneak out. :scholar:
than lets try to snack out :suffer:
I demand a game in the holoroom where the walls of the asylum are made out of candy!! :P
Wait! Candy=>sugar=>too much action in the asylum=>no candy. :'(
Well, then an asylum made out of ICE. :raf:
bro you want to act on holidays on ice? :o
Quote from: racx_00 on September 12, 2006, 07:44:28 PMUnfortunately for you, even when sleeping he is very alert and will know that you are trying to sneak out. :scholar:
When I'm sleeping I'm actually utterly and totally cut off from the Asylum. I've already stated I don't
live in the Asylum, I only
work in it. So, when I go to sleep, I first go to my villa located right across the street from the Asylum. Of course, that villa has an office room too, with a live video feed that can control every camera in the Asylum. :scholar:
However, when I'm asleep, there's still plenty of guardcats running around and other security measures to prevent patients from sneaking out. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 13, 2006, 01:19:33 PMI demand a game in the holoroom where the walls of the asylum are made out of candy!! :P
Wait! Candy=>sugar=>too much action in the asylum=>no candy. :'(
Well, then an asylum made out of ICE. :raf:
I don't respond well to demands... :pokerface: Now if people were to
ask politely... As is the case everywhere in the Asylum, including the holoroom, anything containing sugar is indeed banned (I do believe there's a monthly exception on that though) from the Asylum. I fail to see the use of an Asylum with the walls made of ice, but if you want, that program can be added.
:zzz:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 13, 2006, 01:19:33 PM
I demand a game in the holoroom where the walls of the asylum are made out of candy!! :P
Wait! Candy=>sugar=>too much action in the asylum=>no candy. :'(
Well, then an asylum made out of ICE. :raf:
its holo candy, thus giving you a holo buzz, which stops after you leave the room. :P
CC can we have an ice program in the holo room? I want to try to try dancing on ice.
Maybe we can even have fun whit snow ore something like that.
And may we also try the candy program? since the holo's aren't real we won't get hyper only when we're in the holoroom just like pacman said.
Quote from: copycat on September 13, 2006, 03:33:31 PM
I don't respond well to demands... :pokerface: Now if people were to ask politely... As is the case everywhere in the Asylum, including the holoroom, anything containing sugar is indeed banned (I do believe there's a monthly exception on that though) from the Asylum. I fail to see the use of an Asylum with the walls made of ice, but if you want, that program can be added.
:zzz:
Well in that case.
Could you
aaaaah uhhhhh please
aaaaah uhhhh make a program (that only runs once a month) where the asylum is made out of candy?
I survived saying please!! ;D
that would be sweet ;D
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 13, 2006, 07:21:27 PMits holo candy, thus giving you a holo buzz, which stops after you leave the room. :P
What, you think the water you swim in in the swimming pool or the sand you're walking on on the beach isn't really there? If it weren't there, you'd just fall through the scenery and walk on the floor. No, let me assure you, those things are very real, and once they enter your body, they interact with your body and your internal organs in some way which cannot be undone once you leave the holoroom. A holoroom can't go pulling things ouf of people's bodies. :X
Quote from: icarus on September 14, 2006, 01:18:28 AMCC can we have an ice program in the holo room? I want to try to try dancing on ice.
Maybe we can even have fun whit snow ore something like that.
Sure, I'll program a frozen lake with frozen water that's strong enough to skate on, and I'll put snow on the sides. How's that sound to you? :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on September 14, 2006, 01:18:28 AMAnd may we also try the candy program? since the holo's aren't real we won't get hyper only when we're in the holoroom just like pacman said.
You'll get hyper in the holoroom alright, as I explained in my first paragraph so I must decline that request.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 15, 2006, 06:22:21 AMCould you aaaaah uhhhhh please aaaaah uhhhh make a program (that only runs once a month) where the asylum is made out of candy?
I survived saying please!! ;D
See? I knew you could ask things nicely! Very good. :pleased:
If I were to make an Asylum out of candy you'd have unrestricted access to sugarit, and if I'm not mistaken you were only allowed a limited supply of sugar in that monthly exception. So you see, I have to think of safeguards to put into that program to prevent patients from eating too much candy in a short time, which requires some serious thinking on my part. Of course, I'm open to any suggestion. 8)
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on September 15, 2006, 07:11:18 PM
See? I knew you could ask things nicely! Very good. :pleased:
If I were to make an Asylum out of candy you'd have unrestricted access to sugarit, and if I'm not mistaken you were only allowed a limited supply of sugar in that monthly exception. So you see, I have to think of safeguards to put into that program to prevent patients from eating too much candy in a short time, which requires some serious thinking on my part. Of course, I'm open to any suggestion. 8)
Deep frozen CANDY. !!!
Too hard to bite through, only licking it will help.
Or just put in the candy stuff that fills a person up.
after one candy you can't eat any more candy.
Wait, not one make it two, or three, or as much as it good for a day. ;D
Quote from: copycat on September 15, 2006, 07:11:18 PM
Quote from: icarus on September 14, 2006, 01:18:28 AMCC can we have an ice program in the holo room? I want to try to try dancing on ice.
Maybe we can even have fun whit snow ore something like that.
Sure, I'll program a frozen lake with frozen water that's strong enough to skate on, and I'll put snow on the sides. How's that sound to you? :pokerface:
great tnx
Lets start a snowballfight and drink hot chocolate afterwards.
*Builds a guird cat of snow
Deep frozen candy is not a constructive request according to the Asylum rules. You may have something much more healthy, however, inquire with Faquhar about our fruit selection.
could someone make the holo room so that when it makes holo candy it would give you a holo buzz?
*Blinks, yawns, and opens eyes*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What happened?!?!?
a new floor. Where have you been?
As a monarch, I hereby request/demand/get parliament to pass an act that allowes me to get sugar whenever I should need it. Fortunately, that will only be about twice a month. ::)
I want to open a candystore!
* makes paintings of candy *
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/candy.jpg)
How tasty are they. :raf:
This is nothing short of torture. :P
*confiscates painting* It is beautiful, Gilgamesh, but our patients have enough on their minds as it is.
Awww. :( But at least you encourage creativity. :)
*eats painting*
... I don't feel so well :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 16, 2006, 07:58:18 AMOr just put in the candy stuff that fills a person up.
after one candy you can't eat any more candy.
Wait, not one make it two, or three, or as much as it good for a day. ;D
In theory it all sounds good, but how do I prevent one patient taking another patient's candy? The exception did not encompass a whole day of sugary substances. :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 16, 2006, 05:57:12 PMcould someone make the holo room so that when it makes holo candy it would give you a holo buzz?
The holoroom is unable to control patient's physical or emotional reactions. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on September 17, 2006, 01:05:44 PMAs a monarch, I hereby request/demand/get parliament to pass an act that allowes me to get sugar whenever I should need it. Fortunately, that will only be about twice a month. ::)
In the Asylum you're just a patient like everybody else. I frankly don't care what position you did or did not hold before you got admitted. Even though I've put you on a 'light' regime, that does not include you getting more sugar than others. :scholar:
Quote from: Raforever on September 17, 2006, 03:01:47 PM*eats painting*
... I don't feel so well :P
I can imagine. ::) Fortunately you just got a small amount of the canvas and the paint so your metabolism should be able to handle it without any outside interference. I recommend you rest for a couple of days. :pleased:
:zzz:
lesson-dont eat paintings, :P
It's probably a good idea to put nothing in your mouths but food in general. :P
If we keep a snowball fight will the guard cats capture those too?
Ah well, it was worth a shot. ::)
can we have a snowball fight program? !!!
Quote from: icarus on September 18, 2006, 01:19:10 AMIf we keep a snowball fight will the guard cats capture those too?
There are no guard cats in the holoroom, unless there's a program change imminent, at which time the holoroom needs to be emptied. Of course, there are safeguards present in the holoroom, ensuring nobody gets hurt. So, as long as the opposing teams are far enough apart, I see no problem. :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 18, 2006, 02:30:59 PMcan we have a snowball fight program? !!!
Haven't you been paying attention? I already made a program with a frozen lake & snow at the sides. You can do a snowball fight there, you don't need an extra program for that. :pleased:
Notice: The Asylum Manager is coming down with a cold, henceforth he will refrain from posting in (many) other threads. (?gr) :pokerface:
:zzz:
My paintings are great!! ;D
Now I'll become an artist
* makes more paintings *
A crying monalisa
The jaradah knights nightwatch
Very good, Gilgamesh! Great use of naturalism. ;D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 18, 2006, 03:48:39 PM
My paintings are great!! ;D
Now I'll become an artist
* makes more paintings *
A crying monalisa
The jaradah knights nightwatch
It's Isabella of Castile! :D :D
Quote from: Deloria on September 19, 2006, 12:07:50 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 18, 2006, 03:48:39 PM
My paintings are great!! ;D
Now I'll become an artist
* makes more paintings *
A crying monalisa
The jaradah knights nightwatch
It's Isabella of Castile! :D :D
Which one, the crying monalisa? :P
:zzz:
PS: Yes, I'm turning in sooner today.
Quote from: copycat on September 19, 2006, 02:49:00 PM
Quote from: Deloria on September 19, 2006, 12:07:50 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 18, 2006, 03:48:39 PM
My paintings are great!! ;D
Now I'll become an artist
* makes more paintings *
A crying monalisa
The jaradah knights nightwatch
It's Isabella of Castile! :D :D
Which one, the crying monalisa? :P
:zzz:
PS: Yes, I'm turning in sooner today.
Both the real and the crying. :P
:walks around aimlessly::
Somebody told me I should check in here. What now. Do I get cady (aka Happy pills). Can I have voices in my head. Can I run around screaming random nonseiscal stuff. What about turning my head completly around. Oh sorry, thats someone else. ::sits to ponder::
Sorry. :'( Happy pills are now banned when I foolishly abused them in one of the last asylum threads. :-\ I had some kind of reaction and could fly. !!! You'll have to wait until CC (copycat) deems you really insane and then you can completely check in. :) In the meantime, check out your padded cell. ;D
How about I run amuk. Amu, Amuk, Amuk. I'm running amuk.
::runs amuk::
that surely looks insane but will cc find that insane enough?
::stops running amuk::
Well, Every ones insane to some degree. Who can really say someones more insane than someone else because when your insane every one else seems insane because your insanity is your reality. Does that make any sense.
Quote from: Alayane on September 20, 2006, 01:45:47 PM
::stops running amuk::
Well, Every ones insane to some degree. Who can really say someones more insane than someone else because when your insane every one else seems insane because your insanity is your reality. Does that make any sense.
Yes, and I agree.
well let me tell you this:
the one who can say he/she is crazy is on the good way of getting cured of his/her insanity
NOt nessacerily. Just because someone knows there insane doesn't mean there going to do anything about it. Somepeople may hide in insanity, chossing insaity over the really world. What do you think mental breakdowns are for. Your psyche can't handle everything and shuts down.
isnsanity rules!! dont ever doubt that :P
Quote from: Deloria on September 20, 2006, 12:24:01 PMYou'll have to wait until CC (copycat) deems you really insane and then you can completely check in. :) In the meantime, check out your padded cell. ;D
That padded cell is not Alayane's, that's just an isolation cell. Patient cells are, by default, non-padded. :pleased:
On just 11 posts I can't decide on one's (in)sanity.
Quote from: Alayane on September 20, 2006, 12:47:26 PMHow about I run amuk. Amu, Amuk, Amuk. I'm running amuk.
::runs amuk::
*Temporary bans Alayane's entrance to the Asylum* :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on September 20, 2006, 01:35:44 PMthat surely looks insane but will cc find that insane enough?
That's not insane but aggressive behavior. People who do that are better of in a real prison. :pokerface:
Quote from: Alayane on September 20, 2006, 01:45:47 PM::stops running amuk::
Well, Every ones insane to some degree. Who can really say someones more insane than someone else because when your insane every one else seems insane because your insanity is your reality. Does that make any sense.
That's better.
*allows Alayane entrance to the Asylum again*
BTW, I'm just crazy, not insane. :pleased:
Quote from: Alayane on September 20, 2006, 02:06:13 PMSomepeople may hide in insanity, chossing insaity over the really world. What do you think mental breakdowns are for. Your psyche can't handle everything and shuts down.
That kind of behavior is very common in this Asylum. :pokerface:
:zzz:
were you ever insane cc? :P ::)
I wil never doubt the power of insanity. For it is the force that drives some of the most amazing people to do some amazing things. ;D
Such as run amok in cyberspace? ;)
::blushes::
You think I'm amazing. Why thank you. Your quite awesome as well ^ ^
can i move out of my padded cell now?
Why would you want to do that? :) It's perfectly comfortable and you can't get hurt. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 20, 2006, 07:49:48 PMwere you ever insane cc? :P ::)
If I ever was, who'd be running the Asylum then? No, I never was. :pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 21, 2006, 01:36:03 PMcan i move out of my padded cell now?
You seem to have gotten rid of your hallucinations so I guess you can be allowed out of the padded isolation cell and move back into your own patient room, from where you can roam freely around the patient section of the Asylum. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on September 21, 2006, 02:07:41 PMWhy would you want to do that? :) It's perfectly comfortable and you can't get hurt. :P
Simple, because he can't get out when he's in a padded isolation cell. :scholar:
:zzz:
* Opens the door to his private padded cell *
Look my padded cel has verry clean pillows on the floor and even a blanket. :P
The only thing that's missing is a painting made by me. ::)
CC may I paint the walls of my private padded cell?
Quote from: copycat on September 21, 2006, 03:07:47 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 20, 2006, 07:49:48 PMwere you ever insane cc? :P ::)
If I ever was, who'd be running the Asylum then? No, I never was. :pleased:
I disagree. :P No one who was "sane" would want to have to deal with all of us. XD
You just hide it better. :pleased:
agrees whit Zelly about cc's past about sanity
me too. i believe everyone here has been insane.
Has been???? I think 'has been' should be replaced with 'is' don't you agree?
*dances in circles singing*
XB I am slowly going crazy 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch....
Crazy going slowly am I 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch... XB
do we all get a piece of cake in the asylum since it was lollotte's birthday?
A bigg piece of the birthdaypie is whar I would love to get.
But it will probably be sugarfree. :-\
cake cant be sugarfree!! it is impossible!! can we use sugar substitute???
We may have once a month some sugar. ;D
CC told me that. :yes:
then lets use sugar in the cake and top it with frosting and sugar and icecream and sugar and candles and sugar and chocolate and sugar!!!!! :D :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
I thought that was only for members of APRETT. ;)
*Zelly and Deloria start recruiting more members* :deal:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 21, 2006, 03:22:32 PM* Opens the door to his private padded cell *
Look my padded cel has verry clean pillows on the floor and even a blanket. :P
The only thing that's missing is a painting made by me. ::)
CC may I paint the walls of my private padded cell?
You don't have a private padded cell. As I wrote before, the padded cells are isolation cells, and they're not labeled for one patient. The walls of your private (non-padded) cell can be painted
for you, not
by you. :scholar:
Quote from: Zelly on September 22, 2006, 12:41:43 AMI disagree. :P No one who was "sane" would want to have to deal with all of us. XD
You just hide it better. :pleased:
You have every right to disagree. However, that just doesn't mean you're right. There's just one thing I am, always was and always will be, and that's crazy. :raf:
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 23, 2006, 12:38:53 PMcake cant be sugarfree!! it is impossible!! can we use sugar substitute???
Sugar substitutes that don't hyper patients can always be used. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 23, 2006, 02:23:50 PMWe may have once a month some sugar. ;D
CC told me that. :yes:
That is correct. However, I don't think it was I (me?) who decided that but rather my nurse. :pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 24, 2006, 09:00:24 AMthen lets use sugar in the cake and top it with frosting and sugar and icecream and sugar and candles and sugar and chocolate and sugar!!!!! :D :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
Note the word
some in Gilgamesh's post/quote. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on September 24, 2006, 09:32:17 AMI thought that was only for members of APRETT. ;)
It may have been due to the lobbying of APRETT that brought about the once-a-month sugar-rule, but we don't discriminate in this Asylum. What's allowed for one patient, is allowed for others, unless that one patient is in an isolation cell, or in a room that is preparing a patient for re-entry in the sane world. :pleased:
:zzz:
"some sugar" isnt in my vocabulary :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 24, 2006, 07:14:55 PM"some sugar" isnt in my vocabulary :P
It is in the Asylum's, so get used to it. :pokerface:
:zzz:
So when will I finally get to re-enter the world? XD
I'm sure I am well enough to leave the asylum now, atleast leave as a patient. ;D
I think CC will release you as soon as you give him you metal bat. :P
Quote from: racx_00 on September 26, 2006, 10:51:24 AMSo when will I finally get to re-enter the world? XD
I'm sure I am well enough to leave the asylum now, atleast leave as a patient. ;D
When did you re-enter the Asylum as a patient? ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 26, 2006, 11:53:21 AMI think CC will release you as soon as you give him you metal bat. :P
If he's a patient, he can't get to the safe holding his metal bat. :scholar:
:zzz:
PS: Geez, there's that stupid double-post bug again. Neiiiiil! ;D
cc, what would your three favorite numbers be? you can pick any of them. maybe those that, say, open the safe to jason's bat. ;P
Quote from: copycat on September 26, 2006, 03:46:30 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on September 26, 2006, 10:51:24 AMSo when will I finally get to re-enter the world? XD
I'm sure I am well enough to leave the asylum now, atleast leave as a patient. ;D
When did you re-enter the Asylum as a patient? ::)
Ok nevermind then, my bad. :P
* Glues all the beds in the asylum to the ceiling * XD
Now we can sleep like bats. :raf:
I'm back to work after a bit of a restful holiday. How's everyone doing? :P
well I believe all patients are thinking of e revolt for not getting any cake/pie for your birthday here in the asylum
And all the patients are now hanging on to the ceiling where I've glued their beds. :P
darn you elmers for making such awesome glue!!
*tries to post before the forum times out on him again*
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 26, 2006, 05:12:06 PMcc, what would your three favorite numbers be? you can pick any of them. maybe those that, say, open the safe to jason's bat. ;P
Jason's bat isn't in
his safe, its' in mine. And even if I told you the number combination, that isn't the only security hurdle you have to pass to get in there. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2006, 01:08:42 PM* Glues all the beds in the asylum to the ceiling * XD
Now we can sleep like bats. :raf:
You can't get in to other patient's rooms (unless the patient invites you), so you can't get to their beds, meaning you can't glue them to the ceiling. You can only do that to your own bed. Besides, who says they want to sleep like bats? :pokerface:
Quote from: Lollotte on September 27, 2006, 04:36:33 PMI'm back to work after a bit of a restful holiday. How's everyone doing? :P
Hi! Welcome back to work! *gives Lollotte a bouquet of flowers* :D
Quote from: icarus on September 27, 2006, 11:33:58 PMwell I believe all patients are thinking of e revolt for not getting any cake/pie for your birthday here in the asylum
Please don't project you own thought onto other patients. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 28, 2006, 01:41:48 PMAnd all the patients are now hanging on to the ceiling where I've glued their beds. :P
That's what you
think. However,
I think you weren't allowed into all the other patient's rooms with your glue. Glue does not automatically pass through the biometric force fields either, not even if the patient carrying it is. The patient the room belongs to has to specify the glue can pass through. :pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 28, 2006, 02:19:41 PMdarn you elmers for making such awesome glue!!
elmers ???
:zzz:
I have glued the doors of the rooms also to the ceiling CC. ::)
Just to make it look just te same. :P
*sprays whipped cream on the hall floor* *slides a shaved monkey along the hall floor on the whipped cream* Yeeeeee-hawwwww, meet a new resident. :raf:
CC, I honestly think he's one of the ones that need to be in here more than anyone. :P Any chance I can take a day's leave for the underworld anytime soon? :)
No, no. The monkey is the new resident. Not me! NOT ME! *has panic attack* :raf:
I don't know...don't you think you should admit both, CC? :)
Quote from: copycat on September 28, 2006, 03:40:31 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 26, 2006, 05:12:06 PMcc, what would your three favorite numbers be? you can pick any of them. maybe those that, say, open the safe to jason's bat. ;P
Jason's bat isn't in his safe, its' in mine. And even if I told you the number combination, that isn't the only security hurdle you have to pass to get in there. :pleased:
I'm glad I have spare metal bats. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 29, 2006, 04:19:15 AM
I have glued the doors of the rooms also to the ceiling CC. ::)
Just to make it look just te same. :P
Why don't we just turn the asylum upside down? I think it would be an interesting experience! XD
Quote from: racx_00 on September 30, 2006, 02:11:37 AM
Why don't we just turn the asylum upside down? I think it would be an interesting experience! XD
I'm not allowed to get outside the asylum whitout some gaurdcats spying on me. :'(
And if I got outside I would have done it. :raf:
Maybe we could have a sleepover in the holoroom and the program being used will be an upside down simulation of the asylum? :D
Egad, BRILLIANT, Jason! XD
But if the asylum was upside down, what would happen to the whipped vream I put all over the floor? :pokerface:
it would be stuck there for mellenia to come
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 29, 2006, 04:19:15 AM
I have glued the doors of the rooms also to the ceiling CC. ::)Just to make it look just te same. :P
You can't glue the biometric field acting as patient doors! :scholar:
Quote from: racx_00 on September 30, 2006, 02:11:37 AM
I'm glad I have spare metal bats. :P
I'm glad as long as you don't start using them on the patients. :bob:
Quote from: Petra Rocks on September 29, 2006, 03:20:35 PM*sprays whipped cream on the hall floor* *slides a shaved monkey along the hall floor on the whipped cream* Yeeeeee-hawwwww, meet a new resident. :raf:
Hmmm, cruelty to animals. *takes notes*
/me picks up the monkey, sends it to the zoo and has Asylum personel clean up the whipped cream
Quote from: Deloria on September 29, 2006, 03:28:01 PMAny chance I can take a day's leave for the underworld anytime soon? :)
Of course you can. However, I'll be sending a guardcat with you to ensure your safety and make sure you don't get corrupted, whilst on your way back to sanity. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on September 29, 2006, 03:40:48 PMI don't know...don't you think you should admit both, CC? :)
The monkey isn't insane, he was just being abused by Petra. I have to agree to admit Petra though. You must be insane to take such actions against defenseless animals. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 30, 2006, 02:46:28 AMQuote from: racx_00 on September 30, 2006, 02:11:37 AM
Why don't we just turn the asylum upside down? I think it would be an interesting experience! XD
I'm not allowed to get outside the asylum whitout some gaurdcats spying on me. :'(
And if I got outside I would have done it. :raf:
You're not allowed to get outside the Asylum, period. Unless there was a group outing taking place, with plenty of guardcats around. And besides, the Asylum's got very strong foundations, so you can't turn it upside down. :scholar:
Quote from: racx_00 on September 30, 2006, 03:01:49 AMMaybe we could have a sleepover in the holoroom and the program being used will be an upside down simulation of the asylum? :D
See, now that's a great idea! *programs* This program is now at your disposal. :pleased:
Quote from: Petra Rocks on September 30, 2006, 08:43:00 AMBut if the asylum was upside down, what would happen to the whipped vream I put all over the floor? :pokerface:
Whipped
vream? I don't think you used 'Spell check' on that post. :scholar:
Anyway, don't you worry about that, it will be gone soon. ;)
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 30, 2006, 07:27:07 PMit would be stuck there for mellenia to come
Whipped cream, stuck? Nah.
:zzz:
Congrats Petra. :) Thanks CC. :D *takes leave for the underworld*
Quote from: copycat on October 01, 2006, 03:43:12 PM
Quote from: Petra Rocks on September 29, 2006, 03:20:35 PM*sprays whipped cream on the hall floor* *slides a shaved monkey along the hall floor on the whipped cream* Yeeeeee-hawwwww, meet a new resident. :raf:
Hmmm, cruelty to animals. *takes notes*
/me picks up the monkey, sends it to the zoo and has Asylum personel clean up the whipped cream
But that monkey was cute. Can we see that monkey sometimes?
Quote from: icarus on October 02, 2006, 04:11:51 AMBut that monkey was cute. Can we see that monkey sometimes?
Once he has recovered from this ordeal, I'll ask the zoo keepers to send him over now and then. 8)
EDIT: Oops, almost forgot... :zzz:
* Get's his zookeeper suit * 8)
I'll catch all the animals in the asylum, starting whit some gaurdcats that just walk around here. :raf:
Puts a box on the floor.
In the box you gaurdcats! :P
the guardcats dont count. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 03, 2006, 03:11:10 PM* Get's his zookeeper suit * 8)
I'll catch all the animals in the asylum, starting whit some gaurdcats that just walk around here. :raf:
Puts a box on the floor.
In the box you gaurdcats! :P
Even though normal cats are curious about boxes, the guardcats aren't, and will remove your box asap. :scholar:
And you're not the one to give orders to the guardcats, that's
my job, and mine alone. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on October 04, 2006, 04:03:30 PM
Even though normal cats are curious about boxes, the guardcats aren't, and will remove your box asap. :scholar:
And you're not the one to give orders to the guardcats, that's my job, and mine alone. :pokerface:
:zzz:
* chases the gaudcats stealing his box *
I said get in the box not to take it away!!
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 05, 2006, 11:03:46 AM* chases the gaudcats stealing his box *
I said get in the box not to take it away!!
That box was a serious obstacle and thus hindering movement of not only the guardcats but patients too, so it had to be removed. :scholar:
And are you sure you didn't say 'get the box"? :pokerface:
And a final edit: :zzz:
* gets out of his room *
whoa, time sure flies when you're having fun.
Quote from: copycat on October 02, 2006, 03:37:29 PM
Once he has recovered from this ordeal, I'll ask the zoo keepers to send him over now and then. 8)
EDIT: Oops, almost forgot... :zzz:
But really isn't this the zoo? :P
*approaches desk on the now abandoned first floor*
*rings service bell*
"I would like to check myself in..."
"All right, would you like to go quietly or kicking and screaming?"
"Oh, kicking and screaming please"
"All right..."
*is dragged up three flights of stairs by guardcats while kicking and screaming: "simiae veniunt!" and delivered to CC's office*
'ello, can I get a room please? ...preferably something with a view of the garden with lots of padding
You can take the room next to my room! :P
Don't remove the junk inside it.
There is a useful thing inside that can help me escape the 5ft floor.
(only if it doesn't get any more exciting) ::)
And you may paint the burned rooms.
Making the junk coursed some fire problems. :P
Yay! *starts moving in*
Why is there a cardboard box with the words "matter transporter" printed on it? Oh well... *tucks away into a corner*
*throws a sheet over a bunch of cardboard boxes*
I made a bed :pokerface: :sneaky: it's mine! Nobody touch it! You could disturb the delicate balancing act of logic that makes it a bed.
*leaps onto bed and takes a nap after hanging a note on the door: "CC, let me know when you get in"*
:zzz:
thats MY box!! *takes and peels off the matter transporter sticker*
You'll have to wait and get approval from Bob. If you move in without him doing an analysis you'll get kicked out... :P
*wakes up* ...yes... I know... I'm awaiting my analysis... while sleeping on my not-bed... night :zzz:
Be carefull whit my "matter transporter" it doesn't work correct.
It only transports food inside the asylum but if you try it it will only send a legg or an arm. XD
It has to be adjusted. :P
Quote from: racx_00 on October 07, 2006, 11:48:45 AMBut really isn't this the zoo? :P
Different kind of zoo. :pokerface:
Quote from: Delling on October 08, 2006, 11:00:58 AM'ello, can I get a room please? ...preferably something with a view of the garden with lots of padding
A view of the (real) garden from the 4th floor? Impossible! And why do you need padding? :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 08, 2006, 02:38:47 PMYou can take the room next to my room! :P
Don't remove the junk inside it.
There is a useful thing inside that can help me escape the 5ft floor.
(only if it doesn't get any more exciting) ::)
And you may paint the burned rooms.
Making the junk coursed some fire problems. :P
You are
NOT in charge of room allocations.
You do
not have access to rooms beside your own.
There is
NO 5th floor, that's the roof.
Patients may
not paint their own room. That is done by qualified asylum personnel.
Any junk that is created in the Asylum is immediately processed through our waste recycling system. And no I'm not telling you how we detect and pick up the junk.
Please stop hallucinating and impersonating personnel. :bob:
Quote from: Delling on October 08, 2006, 03:05:14 PMYay! *starts moving in*
Why is there a cardboard box with the words "matter transporter" printed on it? Oh well... *tucks away into a corner*
Just some stuff I confiscated, rendered unusable and put into that room as temporary storage. :pokerface:
Quote from: Delling on October 08, 2006, 03:05:14 PM*throws a sheet over a bunch of cardboard boxes*
I made a bed :pokerface: :sneaky: it's mine! Nobody touch it! You could disturb the delicate balancing act of logic that makes it a bed.
There's a much better (and softer) bed in your proper room, wouldn't you like that better? :pleased:
Quote from: Delling on October 08, 2006, 03:05:14 PM*leaps onto bed and takes a nap after hanging a note on the door: "CC, let me know when you get in"*
*reads note and enters room*
Please vacate this room. :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on October 08, 2006, 07:45:13 PMthats MY box!! *takes and peels off the matter transporter sticker*
*snatches box from Pacman*
That's
Asylum property now! :bob:
Quote from: racx_00 on October 08, 2006, 08:46:53 PMYou'll have to wait and get approval from Bob. If you move in without him doing an analysis you'll get kicked out... :P
Him using all that Latin-type language I can't translate because I only had it for three months in high school is proof enough of his insanity. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2006, 10:56:28 AMBe carefull whit my "matter transporter" it doesn't work correct.
It only transports food inside the asylum but if you try it it will only send a legg or an arm. XD
It has to be adjusted. :P
It doesn't work, period. It's just a bunch of useless junk now. The illegal parts were taken out as soon as it was taken apart and they were discovered. :pleased:
:zzz:
*moves to his appropriate room, promptly lies down on bed*
... I liked my not-bed better...
Yay! I get a room! ;D
*takes out bucket of no-hair cream* *Booby-traps door to gaurdcat barracks.* Fur on animals is the work of the devil! We must purge the heretics! :raf:
XD
You forgot that they live on a different floor. :P
...and have you seen furless cats? it barely works when it's their natural state...
I am sorry, Petra, we can't have you spreading butter on the walls. Farquhar, no butter with Petra's bread, please. Thank you! ;D
*has missed seeing Farquhar and Zelly around...* :-\
Hey I am kinda back and now I will throw a hellooooooo everyone tea party in my nice awesome room thats better than normal patients rooms. Everyone is invited for tea and biscuits and splenda and some of those odd tortilla wrap sandwhich things that have meat lettuce and creamcheese stuff yum yum!!!! All are welcome to join me. OOOO And Deloria and I are the guests of honor!!!!! ;D
* If my matter transporter is recycled then my other machine is safe * ;D
[spoiler]my multifunctional fruitpress[/spoiler]
Goes to the tea party.
But there is nu sugar... What is tea whitout sugar ???
Blah sugar... :P
Quote from: patrick83301 on October 10, 2006, 11:44:57 PMEveryone is invited for tea and biscuits and splenda and some of those odd tortilla wrap sandwhich things that have meat lettuce and creamcheese stuff yum yum!!!!
Please serve the tea in small quantities. The theine is very similar to caffeine, which is rather not allowed in the Asylum. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on October 10, 2006, 09:06:15 PM*has missed seeing Farquhar and Zelly around...* :-\
Yes, the Asylum waiter seems to be aff for a long time. :-\
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2006, 12:32:21 AM* If my matter transporter is recycled then my other machine is safe * ;D
[spoiler]my multifunctional fruitpress[/spoiler]
A fruitpress is allowed, but please don't abuse it. :pokerface:
Quote from: racx_00 on October 11, 2006, 09:56:38 AMBlah sugar... :P
Sugar is seriously overrated. :P
:zzz:
:sneaky:*furtively opens box of smuggled chocolates*
YUMZ!
*guardcats being ever so ninja like take it away*
Awwwwwwwwww, can I have chocolat for my monthly candies?
How would you feel about joining APRETT? :)
*continues plotting hair removal*
*steals flaypaper* *Puts when gaurdcats grush by wall* ::)
that's... asylum patients... eating tasty treats??? I don't remember... I'll join if you'll explain it... ::) *gives Queen of Posting excuse for post*
Association of Patient's Right to Eat Tasty Things. :) I don't know more about it, so Deloria will haveto explain that, and then we can both join.
Quote from: Delling on October 11, 2006, 06:26:23 PM
that's... asylum patients... eating tasty treats??? I don't remember... I'll join if you'll explain it... ::) *gives Queen of Posting excuse for post*
*blinks* I usurped Cat's throne? Anyway, the Association of Patient's Right to Eat Tasty Things is something Zelly started where we protest against the cruel and unusual punishment of going completely without sugar or caffeine for the rest of the time that we're in here. Membership is free and you can get badges. :P Members get some sugar monthly, but I don't think you will if you're not a member.
*joins* ;D
Quote from: Deloria on October 11, 2006, 07:37:06 PM
Quote from: Delling on October 11, 2006, 06:26:23 PM
that's... asylum patients... eating tasty treats??? I don't remember... I'll join if you'll explain it... ::) *gives Queen of Posting excuse for post*
*blinks* I usurped Cat's throne?
no, no, I was going to call you queen of spamming but defaulted to posting... *makes correction*
Queene of
Spamming Posting [Sprees]
Quote from: Deloria on October 11, 2006, 07:37:06 PM
Anyway, the Association of Patient's Right to Eat Tasty Things is something Zelly started where we protest against the cruel and unusual punishment of going completely without sugar or caffeine for the rest of the time that we're in here. Membership is free and you can get badges. :P Members get some sugar monthly, but I don't think you will if you're not a member.
*joins immediately*
:D *adds to siggy*
*recruits more members* :D
*swings around the narrow halls by pushing his arms against both sides*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D
*puts on airs and pets guardkitten* :P
OOOO guard kittens!
*grabs three and pets*
*starts fawning over guard kitten* ::)
*Thinks better of trying to remove hair from kitten*
I may need to find a new mania. ::)
maybe you should take up... knitting... or you could play chess with one of your many personae... or you could return to buttering the halls...
* makes juice out of apples and oranges *
Delicious. ;D
* starts drinking the juice and puts what's left in a bigg barrel *
I'll drink that later on. :P
when do the APRETT members get their monthly sweets?
Quoteof your many personae
Hmmmm, maybe I could pretent to be random historical person. ;D
Quote from: Delling on October 12, 2006, 11:35:32 AM
when do the APRETT members get their monthly sweets?
Every month, silly. :P
Quote from: Delling on October 12, 2006, 11:35:32 AM
when do the APRETT members get their monthly sweets?
Request it from CC and Farquhar will get it to you. :)
Quote from: Deloria on October 12, 2006, 12:59:58 PM
Quote from: Delling on October 12, 2006, 11:35:32 AM
when do the APRETT members get their monthly sweets?
Request it from CC and Farquhar will get it to you. :)
Ah, good to know, thanks!
Quote from: Delling on October 11, 2006, 06:11:58 PM:sneaky:*furtively opens box of smuggled chocolates*
YUMZ!
*guardcats being ever so ninja like take it away*
Awwwwwwwwww, can I have chocolat for my monthly candies?
Yes, my guardcats are very skilled in the area of ninja techniques. :pleased:
Any type of sugar of caffeine-holding substance can be provided in small quantities on the monthly allowed schedule. :scholar:
Quote from: Petra Rocks on October 11, 2006, 06:24:43 PM*continues plotting hair removal*
*steals flaypaper* *Puts when gaurdcats grush by wall* ::)
Just don't assume all of that plotting will lead to anything useful. :pokerface:
And there is no flypaper anywhere in the Asylum so you can't be stealing it and putting it where it doesn't belong.
Quote from: Delling on October 11, 2006, 09:42:09 PMOOOO guard kittens!
*grabs three and pets*
Strange, I don't remember having more than 1 guardkitten in training at a time... Methinks you're mistaking three rather small guardcats for guard kittens. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on October 11, 2006, 09:46:27 PM*starts fawning over guard kitten* ::)
Please be extremely careful. The guard kittens are not accustomed to excessive fawning and may react aggressively. :scholar:
Quote from: Petra Rocks on October 12, 2006, 07:15:54 AM*Thinks better of trying to remove hair from kitten*
I may need to find a new mania. ::)
That would be preferrable, yes. Put your brain cells to good use. :pleased:
Quote from: Delling on October 12, 2006, 11:35:32 AMwhen do the APRETT members get their monthly sweets?
The Asylum Waiter was in charge of that. However, due to his prolonged absence I think I'm going to have to search his archive and see if I can find anything. 8)
:zzz:
(Well, not really, but Linux is going to sleep and Window$ will be waking up)
* starts singing songs *
- One bottle of juice on the wall, one bottle of juice, I drink a pint an take a hint two bottles of juice on the wall.
- Two bottles of juice on the wall, two bottle of juice down one went it costed me a cent three bottles of juice on the wall.
I'm seeing three bottles already. :P
This stuff must be good. :drunk:
I think you've had enough "tea" for the day. :P
*declines to have any more*
Quote from: copycat on October 12, 2006, 04:49:53 PMQuote from: Delling on October 11, 2006, 09:42:09 PMOOOO guard kittens!
*grabs three and pets*
Strange, I don't remember having more than 1 guardkitten in training at a time... Methinks you're mistaking three rather small guardcats for guard kittens. :pokerface:
close enough...
*continues petting*
Quote from: Jafar on October 13, 2006, 11:03:03 AM
I think you've had enough "tea" for the day. :P
Tea? This is the juice I made. :P
[spoiler]It has become a little bit alcoholic from staying in the asylum for a while. :o [/spoiler]
Someone please take that away...(http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/Smileys/default/confused.gif)
The rum is gone! :P
:o But is the vodka alright? :-\
;P
dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces
...uh... I mean... :sweating: ... ... nothing... nothing at all... *hides in room*
dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces dulces ;P
Woot. :D Interesting. :D I think that's OCD...:P
hehe... I'm safe... ...guess no one knows what I'm ranting about... ...*munch munch munch*
* takes another drink out of his barrel *
this grapejuice is tasty. :P
You wouldn't be able to drink it were it still here. :P
yes.......but why is the rum gone!?!?!?
because someone drank it all... obviously... now the question is who?
The guardcat who confiscated it? ::)
*finds more rum and drinks it*
where is all this rum coming from?
Quote from: Delling on October 14, 2006, 02:58:44 PM
because someone drank it all... obviously... now the question is who?
Don't ask me. :drunk: :raf:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 14, 2006, 04:16:42 AMTea? This is the juice I made. :P
[spoiler]It has become a little bit alcoholic from staying in the asylum for a while. :o [/spoiler]
Since AFAIK it takes sugar to create alcohol, and access to sugar is severely restricted, anything staying in the asylum for a while won't get alcoholic. :scholar:
Quote from: Jafar on October 14, 2006, 05:06:18 AMThe rum is gone! :P
Rum? Where? :pokerface:
Quote from: Yonkey on October 14, 2006, 07:15:35 AM:o But is the vodka alright? :-\
;P
*checks safe*
Nope, the bottle of my vodka is still inthere. :pleased: There must be going some sort of mass hallucination going on. :-\
Quote from: Delling on October 14, 2006, 02:58:44 PMbecause someone drank it all... obviously... now the question is who?
Quote from: Deloria on October 14, 2006, 03:01:54 PMThe guardcat who confiscated it? ::)
:o How
dare you accuse my guardcats of drinking anything alcoholic, and especially when they're on duty! Nope, the rum was just confiscated and sold on ebay. :P I still wonder how my scanners could have missed that though *checks scanner logs*
Quote from: Pacman928 on October 14, 2006, 03:03:12 PM*finds more rum and drinks it*
Can't be real rum, if something like that were to be discovered anywhere in a room to which patients can have access, it is immediately confiscated, including its source. It may look like rum, and taste like rum, but it's completely non-alcoholic and sugar-free as well. So you can see how good the Asylum is at reproducing food& beverages. :pleased:
Quote from: Delling on October 14, 2006, 03:21:52 PMwhere is all this rum coming from?
The non-alcoholic and sugar-free rum is easily available at the canteen. :scholar:
:zzz:
so.............the rum is gone?!?!
so...if there are no sugary sweets in the Asylum... what were all those sweets I was munching on? (dulces-> dulcis, dulce- sweet ergo as a subst. in pl. sweets) :P
QuoteThe non-alcoholic and sugar-free rum is easily available at the canteen.
Out of idle curosity, how do you make rum without suger and alcohol? That leaves... water. Oh wait, I think I get it now. :scholar:
So there is no rum in the kitchen? It is sometimes used for cooking. They only use very little rum.
Forgive me, Copycat, I would not have accused your guardcats of anything so heinous had I been in my right mind at the time. :-\
Quote from: Yonkey on October 14, 2006, 07:15:35 AM
:o But is the vodka alright? :-\
;P
It better be or I might have a relapse... :P
In order to follow suit with all the other requests for alcoholic beverages, I'm going to act stuck-up and request Bordeaux. ::)
I want to cook my own food!!
Must be more tasty than our chef's. :raf:
[spoiler]And a way to scape the asylum also :P[/spoiler]
Quote from: Deloria on October 17, 2006, 10:00:57 AM
In order to follow suit with all the other requests for alcoholic beverages, I'm going to act stuck-up and request Bordeaux. ::)
I have a feeling the alcohol around here is simulated (i.e. coloured water). :P Ah well, good enough. :drunk:
XD
Awwwww. :(
:pokerface: :sneaky:
*hangs bedsheets on doorframe*
"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!"
*starts writing "flux capacitor" on everything in his room*
;P
Quote from: Yonkey on October 17, 2006, 11:16:25 AMI have a feeling the alcohol around here is simulated (i.e. coloured water). :P Ah well, good enough. :drunk:
XD
Coloured and flavored, you are correct. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on October 17, 2006, 10:00:57 AMIn order to follow suit with all the other requests for alcoholic beverages, I'm going to act stuck-up and request Bordeaux. ::)
So, 'simulated' Bordeaux for you? :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 17, 2006, 10:59:51 AMI want to cook my own food!!
/me think some sort of cooking 'fire' exists that only heats certain recipients when they're on that 'fire' and doesn't feel warm when you touch it, even if touched immediately afterwards, but fails to remember its name at this time
:scholar:
After all, I can't allow anything that can produce fire into a patient's room.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 17, 2006, 10:59:51 AM[spoiler]And a way to scape the asylum also :P[/spoiler]
You're not getting that, if there were any. :pokerface:
Quote from: Delling on October 17, 2006, 02:26:41 PM*hangs bedsheets on doorframe*
"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!"
*starts writing "flux capacitor" on everything in his room*
;P
a) biometric fields do not require a doorframe
b) doesn't matter if the entrance to your room is blocked, I have hidden cameras in every patient's room
c) labeling anything doesn't make it that. :scholar:
PS: Of course thie forum has an American English Spell Check (see coloured).
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on October 17, 2006, 04:06:23 PM
PS: Of course thie forum has an American English Spell Check (see coloured).
Heh, of course. ::) Thank goodness for the Ignore All button. XD
whats the point of spellcheck?
To check how you spell. ;P
* puts his coockingstuff back in his closet *
I'm not allowed to use it. :'(
* becomes happy again * ;D
Starts [spoiler]acting like[/spoiler] digging a hole in the floor. :P
Whoot I found the 3th floors [spoiler]ceiling :raf:[/spoiler]
*sigh* CC, may I go on progress with some guardcats and subjects? :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 18, 2006, 07:38:36 AM* puts his coockingstuff back in his closet *
I'm not allowed to use it. :'(
That depends what your cooking stuff consists of. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 18, 2006, 07:38:36 AM
* becomes happy again * ;D
Starts [spoiler]acting like[/spoiler] digging a hole in the floor. :P
Whoot I found the 3th floors [spoiler]ceiling :raf:[/spoiler]
The floor
is the 3rd floor's ceiling. I mean, it's concrete all the way from the ceiling of the 3rd floor to the ground of the 4th. :pleased: So it's not difficult to find. :pokerface:
PS: The spell check is very useful to spot words where I inverted two letters. I have a habit of inverting characters, be it numbers or letters. However, I still need to re-read too, because I sometimes mistype but by mistyping create a word that exists too. And the preview is useful to watch for miss-tags.
:zzz:
well, i dont use it. i hate it how it keeps undelineing my lack of capitalization. :P
Quote from: Deloria on October 18, 2006, 08:18:44 AM
*sigh* CC, may I go on progress with some guardcats and subjects? :P
Jason !!! please slip me the happy pills while I wait for CC's answer? :P
The happy pills were unfortunately replaced with... happy bats! :D
You see I grab the happy bat, beat the victim senseless and then they feel happy! :D
It also makes me feel happy, so everyone wins!
I think I'll pass...but how could the happy pills have been replaced? :'(
Supposedly they had high sugar content... :'(
*sobs and is generally inconsolable* :'( But, but...they made me fly!
Also surprisingly... they were.... CRUGGED! :'(
But they made me fly out of the window... :'( I'll never have hallucinations as wonderful as that ever again... :-[
Quote from: Deloria on October 18, 2006, 08:18:44 AM*sigh* CC, may I go on progress with some guardcats and subjects? :P
Please define 'on progress'. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on October 19, 2006, 01:11:44 PMBut they made me fly out of the window... :'( I'll never have hallucinations as wonderful as that ever again... :-[
I don't recall you ever posting they made you fly out of the window. However, my recollections are everything but trustworthy. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Greetings patients and staff of the TSL Asylum! I have returned to my post as waiter, though I am unsure of how long it will be before I must depart once again for a while.... Only time can tell....
Either way, I have been preparing a feast of tasty fruit and vegetables for the patients to have! ;D
Quote from: copycat on October 12, 2006, 04:49:53 PM
Quote from: Delling on October 12, 2006, 11:35:32 AMwhen do the APRETT members get their monthly sweets?
The Asylum Waiter was in charge of that. However, due to his prolonged absence I think I'm going to have to search his archive and see if I can find anything. 8)
As far as I can remember, there was no set time for the monthly sweets. If there was, then the founder of APRETT would be the person to ask. I shall speak to her about the matter the next time I see her, but I am sure that now would be as good a time as any. :)
Oh, and seeing as Halloween is drawing near, I was wondering if CC would allow a special bonus sweet for everyone? It is only once a year after all. ;)
Farquhar can I have a pumpken? I want to make a lantern of it. I want to use it for a halloween party here.
Quote from: copycat on October 19, 2006, 04:13:22 PM
Quote from: Deloria on October 18, 2006, 08:18:44 AM*sigh* CC, may I go on progress with some guardcats and subjects? :P
Please define 'on progress'. :scholar:
On progress: To visit the countryside, my realm and remind various people who their monarch is and be seen. :angel: Please join us if I'm allowed as you are my spymaster and certainly an important member of my court. :)
Quote from: Deloria on October 19, 2006, 01:11:44 PM
But they made me fly out of the window... :'( I'll never have hallucinations as wonderful as that ever again... :-[
I wish I had had some of those happy pills! :D
Quote from: Delling on October 20, 2006, 05:38:34 PM
Quote from: Deloria on October 19, 2006, 01:11:44 PM
But they made me fly out of the window... :'( I'll never have hallucinations as wonderful as that ever again... :-[
I wish I had had some of those happy pills! :D
They were awesome... :P *misses the happy pill injections* :P
Quote from: icarus on October 20, 2006, 04:29:18 AM
Farquhar can I have a pumpken? I want to make a lantern of it. I want to use it for a halloween party here.
I can't see why a pumpkin would hurt, but I'm not sure about the lantern part. I don't think CC would allow the use of fire.... :-\
Here: :dan:
EDIT: So, can I get on the aslyum patient list anytime soon? :)
Quote from: Farquhar on October 20, 2006, 11:51:29 PM
Quote from: icarus on October 20, 2006, 04:29:18 AM
Farquhar can I have a pumpken? I want to make a lantern of it. I want to use it for a halloween party here.
I can't see why a pumpkin would hurt, but I'm not sure about the lantern part. I don't think CC would allow the use of fire.... :-\
I'll ask the guard cats if they can place a fake fire in it so it looks like there is fire in it
* goes to his room *
Can or can't I make some fire whit some sticks, that's the question of today.
[spoiler]tomorrow it will be Can or can't I escape from the holoroom. :raf: [/spoiler]
I know!! I know!! :D :idea: The answer to both questions is...
[spoiler]No...:no: :'( [/spoiler]
Quote from: Deloria on October 21, 2006, 03:56:33 AM
EDIT: So, can I get on the aslyum patient list anytime soon? :)
Give me a description of your illness and BANG! You'll be on it... :D
I have severe delusions, in addition to manic depression. :D
Now I have to remember my password for geocities.. :P
Awww. :P Please let me know when you do. :)
I already have this description for you...
Deloria - has acute depression and her left hand tends to cut off her right hand
Which one you wanna use?
Combine them! :)
Farquhar I want my candy!!!!!!!
It's so great to be back to my old crazy self! XD
Quote
[Queene] Deloria - has acute depression and her left hand tends to cut off her right hand [without her consent, it acts on its own will], she also has severe delusions, among them, that she can fly.
Mayhap? :)
We have more members. :D
Ok well now it's back to figuring out the password... :P
But... *has another manic-depression mood swing* :'( :-[ My unhappinesss minions will get me on the list somehow! :evil: :stabs:
Quote from: Deloria on October 21, 2006, 09:30:39 AM
I know!! I know!! :D :idea: The answer to both questions is...
[spoiler]No...:no: :'( [/spoiler]
Don't spoil the fun.
Now I'll have to try even harder to make the opposite true. :P
I'm sorry. :-\ Someone else would have done it if I hadn't. :-\
*raises hand* I would have... or I would have toyed with you whilst you were trying to light the sticks :suffer:
am i on the asylum list?! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!?!
EVERYBODY BOOGIE!!!! <[^.^]<
*boogies* (http://www.archivestowearpantsto.com/tracks/0245_polka_loca.mp3)
Quote from: Zelly on October 21, 2006, 01:21:24 PM
Farquhar I want my candy!!!!!!!
No! >:(
......Just kidding...... :P
*Gives Zelly candy* :D
May I have my monthly sweet as well? :P
Of course you may! ;D
*Gives Deloria monthly sweet* :P
Would anyone else like to have their monthly sweet now? :)
*waves hands wildly*
I would! CHOCOLAT, s'il vous plait.
*Gives Delling CHOCOLAT* :)
Gosh it's good to be waiting again! XD
can i have a cheese slice?
Certainly Pacman! What kind of cheese would you like? :D
We have many kinds....
Red Leicester, Tilsit, Caerphilly, Bel Paese, Stilton, Emmental, Gruyere, Liptauer, Lancashire, White Stilton, Double Gloucester, Cheshire, Dorset Blue Vinney, Brie, Roquefort, Port Salut, Saint Paulin, Carre de l'Est, Bresse Bleu, Camembert, Gouda, Edam, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola, Parmesan, Mozzarella, Cheddar, Limburger, Monterey Jack, and Colby....
We also might have some other varieties, but I'd need to check the kitchen.... :P
*says something very garbled as he munches down on the chocolate*
English-speaking French Dentist: Il a dit, "J'aime le chocolat! Merci."
Where he came from? I don't know... as this is the asylum... let's say: he emerged from my psyche ;P
Arr! Make way for the Dread Pirate, Captain Pinebeard! *puts a pirate hat on a pineapple*
Arr! He be a fearsome villain indeed! I reckon the only one who can catch him is...Admiral CC.
*makes a sock puppet ninja*
Aww, but is he a match for the dreaded sock-ninja!?
I know how to escape!! ;D
*dresses like an Mr. A.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/alien00-1.jpg)
Now CC will send me away. :raf:
He bro did you made a picture of yourself? :o
Awww it really looks just like him. :)
;P
*opens his chocolate fridge that is filled with various chocolate* :lovegoggles:
*finds alcoholic chocolate* XD
*eats alcoholic chocolate* :drunk:
*passes out on the floor of his office* :sleepy:
Quote from: Farquhar on October 19, 2006, 05:31:39 PMGreetings patients and staff of the TSL Asylum! I have returned to my post as waiter, though I am unsure of how long it will be before I must depart once again for a while.... Only time can tell....
In any case, I'm sure I speak for everyone to welcome you back, hope it will be long before you must depart again and if you do, your departure will be short. 8)
Quote from: Farquhar on October 19, 2006, 05:31:39 PMOh, and seeing as Halloween is drawing near, I was wondering if CC would allow a special bonus sweet for everyone? It is only once a year after all. ;)
If you were to ask me personally, in real life, I would categorically say no, since Halloween where I live is purely commercial and I despise such things. However, this is not real life, so as Manager of the Asylum that is allowed. After all, is Halloween not the time for 'trick-or-treat'-ing? I will also give the patients the chance to dress up in the style of Halloween on that day. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on October 20, 2006, 04:54:26 AMOn progress: To visit the countryside, my realm and remind various people who their monarch is and be seen. :angel: Please join us if I'm allowed as you are my spymaster and certainly an important member of my court. :)
That is the second time someone is mixing at least two of my multiple alter-ego's (that's the Dutch term but since it looks rather Latin to me, maybe it's the same in English). In this thread, I am Manager of the Asylum, in your thread I'm Spy Master, in the Court thread I'm Chairman of the Court. Please don't mix those up. As Manager of the Asylum, it is not in my nature to accompany patients on 'sorties'. If this outing were to arrive in your thread however, my Spy Master-persona will join you. I grant you this request. Guardcats will join you on the way to your realm, but will not enter within. However, when you're in, they will be guarding every exit of the realm. Before you enter the realm, they will do a head-count and after you exit, to see nobody you went in with is staying behind. When everyone is accounted for, they will escort the party back to the Asylum. Is that acceptable? :pleased:
Quote from: Farquhar on October 20, 2006, 11:51:29 PMI can't see why a pumpkin would hurt, but I'm not sure about the lantern part. I don't think CC would allow the use of fire.... :-\
Nope, no fire in the Asylum. :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on October 21, 2006, 07:34:12 AMI'll ask the guard cats if they can place a fake fire in it so it looks like there is fire in it
However, I'm sure I can come up with something that looks like a lantern but isn't or cannot cause fire. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 21, 2006, 09:01:28 AMCan or can't I make some fire whit some sticks, that's the question of today.
[spoiler]tomorrow it will be Can or can't I escape from the holoroom. :raf: [/spoiler]
You're not getting any sticks that can be used to make fire. :pleased:
As for [spoiler]the holoroom. Of course you can escape from the holoroom, right back to the place where you entered it. :pokerface: [/spoiler]
Quote from: Deloria on October 21, 2006, 03:43:06 PMSomeone else would have done it if I hadn't. :-\
Most notably, me, since those things are the sole authority of the Manager. :bob:
Quote from: Farquhar on October 21, 2006, 06:28:16 PMGosh it's good to be waiting again! XD
And it's good to
see you waiting again. :D
Quote from: Jafar on October 21, 2006, 10:32:21 PMI reckon the only one who can catch him is...Admiral CC.
Ehrm... :P Let's keep you in the Asylum a little bit longer shall we? ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 22, 2006, 01:23:08 PMI know how to escape!! ;D
*dresses like an Mr. A.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/alien00-1.jpg)
Now CC will send me away. :raf:
If it were Halloween night, I'd give you a sweet, but since it's not... Why would I send anyone away looking like that? If it were real, I'd have it sent to a Medical Lab to poke and prod extensively. :evil:
Quote from: racx_00 on October 22, 2006, 02:06:51 PM*opens his chocolate fridge that is filled with various chocolate* :lovegoggles:
*finds alcoholic chocolate* XD
*eats alcoholic chocolate* :drunk:
*passes out on the floor of his office* :sleepy:
*enters racx's room and sees his Assistant Manager passed out on the floor, smelling of alcohol, and puts him into his bed, posting a few guardcats outside of his office in case he tends to go sleepwalking* :pleased:
:zzz:
PS: Why does the spell check think 'th' and 'ings' are two words, even though there's no space between them?
Captain Pinebeard wonders if a few extra dubloons could buy my freedom. :P
Quote from: Farquhar on October 21, 2006, 08:09:44 PM
Certainly Pacman! What kind of cheese would you like? :D
We have many kinds....
Red Leicester, Tilsit, Caerphilly, Bel Paese, Stilton, Emmental, Gruyere, Liptauer, Lancashire, White Stilton, Double Gloucester, Cheshire, Dorset Blue Vinney, Brie, Roquefort, Port Salut, Saint Paulin, Carre de l'Est, Bresse Bleu, Camembert, Gouda, Edam, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola, Parmesan, Mozzarella, Cheddar, Limburger, Monterey Jack, and Colby....
We also might have some other varieties, but I'd need to check the kitchen.... :P
can i have american? ;P
Quote from: Delling on October 21, 2006, 09:09:03 PM
*says something very garbled as he munches down on the chocolate*
That is not chocolate, by the way, It's CHOCLAT, imitation chocolate, which is only allowed on very rare occasions, preferably once a year (Halloween only). The only reason I (somewhat) allow it in the Asylum because it is a product of free trade.
Farquhar, thank you for having such a varied and healthy selection of cheeses! It's a wonderful way to give the patients a little more calcium in their diets. Plus, the staff is also able to enjoy your culinary endeavors. ;D
Reminder to all patients: You are here for a reason. Until that reason no longer applies, you will stay here. :P
theres CHOCOLAT (r)?!?! awesome!! *eats CHOCOLAT (r)*
Quote from: copycat on October 22, 2006, 04:13:50 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on October 22, 2006, 02:06:51 PM*opens his chocolate fridge that is filled with various chocolate* :lovegoggles:
*finds alcoholic chocolate* XD
*eats alcoholic chocolate* :drunk:
*passes out on the floor of his office* :sleepy:
*enters racx's room and sees his Assistant Manager passed out on the floor, smelling of alcohol, and puts him into his bed, posting a few guardcats outside of his office in case he tends to go sleepwalking* :pleased:
Danke! That could have ended badly. XD
What are you talking about? It pretty much DID end badly. :P At least you're in bed.
I didn't sleep walk and release any patients... so not bad at all. Unlike the last time... :P
You still got drunk and passed out...while you were on the job. *shakes head* Good thing I love you, or else I would have asked CC to re-admit you to the Asylum. :P
You'd have more luck throwing me in to an alcoholics anonymous meeting. :P
o_O. *anonymously sends Jason an AA brochure* :P
*anonymously sends Jason some vodka to go with his brochure* :)
;P
Quote from: Yonkey on October 22, 2006, 09:16:31 PM
*anonymously sends Jason some vodka to go with his brochure* :)
;P
XB
Can I dress up as a Visitor for Halloween? And visit all the loonies?
Quote from: copycat on October 22, 2006, 04:13:50 PM
Quote from: Farquhar on October 19, 2006, 05:31:39 PMGreetings patients and staff of the TSL Asylum! I have returned to my post as waiter, though I am unsure of how long it will be before I must depart once again for a while.... Only time can tell....
In any case, I'm sure I speak for everyone to welcome you back, hope it will be long before you must depart again and if you do, your departure will be short. 8)
Quote from: Farquhar on October 21, 2006, 06:28:16 PMGosh it's good to be waiting again! XD
And it's good to see you waiting again. :D
Thankees, I am glad that my services are appreciated. It it truly an honor to be among the ranks of The Asylum staff! ;D
Quote from: copycat on October 22, 2006, 04:13:50 PM
Quote from: Farquhar on October 19, 2006, 05:31:39 PMOh, and seeing as Halloween is drawing near, I was wondering if CC would allow a special bonus sweet for everyone? It is only once a year after all. ;)
If you were to ask me personally, in real life, I would categorically say no, since Halloween where I live is purely commercial and I despise such things. However, this is not real life, so as Manager of the Asylum that is allowed. After all, is Halloween not the time for 'trick-or-treat'-ing? I will also give the patients the chance to dress up in the style of Halloween on that day. :scholar:
YAY! I shall make preparations for the bonus sweets at once! It's going to be quite fun! :D
Quote from: Pacman928 on October 22, 2006, 07:14:36 PM
Quote from: Farquhar on October 21, 2006, 08:09:44 PM
Certainly Pacman! What kind of cheese would you like? :D
We have many kinds....
Red Leicester, Tilsit, Caerphilly, Bel Paese, Stilton, Emmental, Gruyere, Liptauer, Lancashire, White Stilton, Double Gloucester, Cheshire, Dorset Blue Vinney, Brie, Roquefort, Port Salut, Saint Paulin, Carre de l'Est, Bresse Bleu, Camembert, Gouda, Edam, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola, Parmesan, Mozzarella, Cheddar, Limburger, Monterey Jack, and Colby....
We also might have some other varieties, but I'd need to check the kitchen.... :P
can i have american? ;P
*Checks kitchen....*
Ah! Here we are!
*Gives Pacman American cheese* :P
Quote from: Lollotte on October 22, 2006, 07:26:35 PM
Farquhar, thank you for having such a varied and healthy selection of cheeses! It's a wonderful way to give the patients a little more calcium in their diets. Plus, the staff is also able to enjoy your culinary endeavors. ;D
Tis no problem at all! ;D We Asylum Waiters pride ourselves on our wondrous collection of fine cheeses! :pleased:
Quote from: copycat on October 22, 2006, 04:13:50 PM
Quote from: Deloria on October 20, 2006, 04:54:26 AMOn progress: To visit the countryside, my realm and remind various people who their monarch is and be seen. :angel: Please join us if I'm allowed as you are my spymaster and certainly an important member of my court. :)
That is the second time someone is mixing at least two of my multiple alter-ego's (that's the Dutch term but since it looks rather Latin to me, maybe it's the same in English). In this thread, I am Manager of the Asylum, in your thread I'm Spy Master, in the Court thread I'm Chairman of the Court. Please don't mix those up. As Manager of the Asylum, it is not in my nature to accompany patients on 'sorties'. If this outing were to arrive in your thread however, my Spy Master-persona will join you. I grant you this request. Guardcats will join you on the way to your realm, but will not enter within. However, when you're in, they will be guarding every exit of the realm. Before you enter the realm, they will do a head-count and after you exit, to see nobody you went in with is staying behind. When everyone is accounted for, they will escort the party back to the Asylum. Is that acceptable? :pleased:
That offer's extremely amiable. I thank you. :)
*Raises hand and jumps up and down excitedly.*
Oooh Oooh! Can I go too???? It sounds like lots of fun! :D
I'd be honored if you were deigned to accompany me. :) As would I be with Petra Rocks' and Delling's presence.
Quote from: Lollotte on October 22, 2006, 08:55:21 PM
o_O. *anonymously sends Jason an AA brochure* :P
I'm no alcoholic! :P
Quote from: Yonkey on October 22, 2006, 09:16:31 PM
*anonymously sends Jason some vodka to go with his brochure* :)
;P
OMGYAY! My favourite! :D
Quote from: racx_00 on October 23, 2006, 01:51:09 PM
OMGYAY! My favourite! :D
Mine too!! XD!
I... mean... erm.. Happy Halloween? ;P
* goes back in his room *
Time to plan another way to escape Yonkey Isle. ::)
[spoiler]The asylum is also fine[/spoiler]
Quote from: Yonkey on October 23, 2006, 02:30:07 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on October 23, 2006, 01:51:09 PM
OMGYAY! My favourite! :D
Mine too!! XD!
I... mean... erm.. Happy Halloween? ;P
halloween isnt happy!! its depressing and i like it that way!! :P
:o Halloween isn't depressing. :o
It's one of the best days of the year.
It's depressing that I have an early class the next day. :-\
Oh well, I'll "celebrate" it at home. :drunk: ;P
You know what's really, freaky? I haven't posted in this yet! XD Am I a member of the Asylum...? If so, where is my room? I have A LOT to learn.... Anyone know the force?
If you've never been here before than you are probably just visiting, unless of course the Highest ranking member of Insanity (CC) thinks that you are as crazy as the rest of us. And if that's the case then welcome aboard. ;D
Otherwise please visit us often, because I for one love visitors, helps me with my costume ideas for Halloween.
Quote from: dark-daventry on October 25, 2006, 03:31:48 PM
You know what's really, freaky? I haven't posted in this yet! XD Am I a member of the Asylum...? If so, where is my room? I have A LOT to learn.... Anyone know the force?
Member or not, allow me to welcome you to the Asylum! I am the waiter here, and if you require any food or drink, don't hesitate to ask! :)
....And yes, the force is strong here.... :P
but don't ask for any sugar containing food since you can hardly get them. They are only givven whit a limitation of one candybar a month
Quote from: Deloria on October 23, 2006, 01:21:30 AM
I'd be honored if you were deigned to accompany me. :) As would I be with Petra Rocks' and Delling's presence.
I would love to join such an outing, My Queene. :D
Quote from: Yonkey on October 25, 2006, 01:58:21 PM
It's depressing that I have an early class the next day. :-\
Oh well, I'll "celebrate" it at home. :drunk: ;P
* goes to "How to become even more CRAZY" Class * :raf:
I like it in this classroom. :pleased:
* sees the torture equipmet on the wall * :o
[spoiler]Nooooo, paintings of normal people I have to get out of here. XD [/spoiler]
Quote from: Jafar on October 22, 2006, 04:31:28 PMCaptain Pinebeard wonders if a few extra dubloons could buy my freedom. :P
Captain Pinebeard can rest assured bribery does not work in this Asylum. :pleased:
Quote from: Zelly on October 22, 2006, 09:21:50 PMCan I dress up as a Visitor for Halloween? And visit all the loonies?
Patients don't haveany dresscode as such, so usually they're dressed the same as visitors. You can always visit your fellow-patients. :scholar:
Quote from: dark-daventry on October 25, 2006, 03:31:48 PMYou know what's really, freaky? I haven't posted in this yet! XD Am I a member of the Asylum...? If so, where is my room? I have A LOT to learn.... Anyone know the force?
Usually, when someone's admitted, they show up in this thread, so if you hadn't, you probably aren't submitted (yet). I don't submit on request and my memory's bad at remembering old posts so I don't remember if you've already exhibited insane behavior. :scholar:
Quote from: Zelly on October 25, 2006, 03:42:36 PMunless of course the Highest ranking member of Insanity (CC) thinks that you are as crazy as the rest of us. And if that's the case then welcome aboard. ;D
A Highest ranking member of Insanity? I like the Highest Ranking-part, but not the Insanity-one. :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on October 25, 2006, 11:21:47 PMbut don't ask for any sugar containing food since you can hardly get them. They are only givven whit a limitation of one candybar a month
Or caffeine-containing. However, the monthly allowance is not necessarily a bar. :pleased:
:zzz:
Trust me, to hang around all of us loonies by choice, you must be crazy.
Quote from: Delling on October 26, 2006, 11:13:42 AM
Quote from: Deloria on October 23, 2006, 01:21:30 AM
I'd be honored if you were deigned to accompany me. :) As would I be with Petra Rocks' and Delling's presence.
I would love to join such an outing, My Queene. :D
Thanks. :D *departs*
As far as I am aware, I have not exhibited such behavior... But becoming a staff of the asylum would certainly be very interesting indeed...
QuoteThanks. Cheesy *departs*
ACK! Wait for me! *Grabs bacon grease and starts sliding around. ::)
*slips on the grease*
Vae me! -thud- *lands on tail bone*
Watch where you... hmm... nvm...
*starts sliding around*
*eats some bacon and eggs*
Quote from: Zelly on October 26, 2006, 09:11:42 PM
Trust me, to hang around all of us loonies by choice, you must be crazy.
im not crazy, but i hang around you guys. :P
Quote from: dark-daventry on October 27, 2006, 09:22:02 AM
As far as I am aware, I have not exhibited such behavior... But becoming a staff of the asylum would certainly be very interesting indeed...
*waves bacon strip in dark-daventry's face*
Well you don't need to have any special qualities to be an Asylum staff member. I mean look at me. XD
you have the ability to eat pacpresents(r)!!
Nah too lazy to do that. :P
BTW like the personal text under your avatar! XD
Quote from: Pacman928 on October 28, 2006, 01:03:11 PM
im not crazy, but i hang around you guys. :P
Isn't that Jafar's line? ;-D
*Kicks down his door and runs into the hall.* S'UP, HOMES?!?!??!?!?!?! WORD!!!!! Wait--no....no....
You know...watching Jason and Michael post consecutively is like watching Jason and Cat post when Jason had Kirbstal as an avatar. :P
* get's out of the classroom all changed *
Goodness is Good, Evilness isn't Good.
[spoiler]I'm sorry, I meanth Evilness is good and goodness is evil. :P [/spoiler]
Maybe this will get me out of the asylum. ;D
Quote from: Zelly on October 26, 2006, 09:11:42 PMTrust me, to hang around all of us loonies by choice, you must be crazy.
Ah, but I don't 'hang around' all of you loonies. My guardcats inform me of certain events that need my attention and of course I read the reports made by the psychiatric staff. At times I keep an eye on and confer with kitchen and psychiatric staff. :pleased:
Quote from: dark-daventry on October 27, 2006, 09:22:02 AMBut becoming a staff of the asylum would certainly be very interesting indeed...
That it would, I would also like to remind you that in our last conversation (May!) about this topic I told you to have a talk with Lollotte.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 29, 2006, 02:00:18 PM* get's out of the classroom all changed *
Goodness is Good, Evilness isn't Good.
[spoiler]I'm sorry, I meanth Evilness is good and goodness is evil. :P [/spoiler]
Maybe this will get me out of the asylum. ;D
I wouldn't count on it. If that spoiler-text hadn't been there, at best it would have been a positive point in your evaluation but beyond that, nothing. And patients need lots of positive points before I even consider letting them out. :scholar:
Quote from: telepathic_cat on October 29, 2006, 09:37:18 AM*Kicks down his door and runs into the hall.* S'UP, HOMES?!?!??!?!?!?! WORD!!!!! Wait--no....no....
Kicking down a biometric field? :pokerface:
Quote from: racx_00 on October 28, 2006, 01:29:55 PMWell you don't need to have any special qualities to be an Asylum staff member. I mean look at me. XD
You need at least
one. You're good at organizing and other administrative tasks. At the very least you're better than me. :P
:zzz:
PS: Either the Spell Check isn't working anymore or my downgrading to FF 1.0.4 again has this (unfortunate effect).
Quote from: Rosella on October 29, 2006, 09:40:14 AM
You know...watching Jason and Michael post consecutively is like watching Jason and Cat post when Jason had Kirbstal as an avatar. :P
I'm skilled with mind tricks... Jedi mind tricks! :D :P
So, what's new with you guys?!?!?! :suffer: :suffer:
Quote from: racx_00 on October 29, 2006, 07:17:35 PMI'm skilled with mind tricks... Jedi mind tricks! :D :P
That's not exactly a skill the Asylum is looking for in an Assistant Manager. :scholar:
Quote from: telepathic_cat on October 30, 2006, 10:23:10 AMSo, what's new with you guys?!?!?! :suffer: :suffer:
New? Just same-old, same-old thing here. :pokerface:
:zzz:
can i be the manager of the holoroom?
It's time for my haloween escapetric!! ;D
CC I want to go by the doors asking for candy I mean fruit. :D
And may I take some of the other patients whit me??? :P
yes!! i need to trick or fruit!!
*Dances in the corner.*
Quote from: Pacman928 on October 30, 2006, 05:51:14 PMcan i be the manager of the holoroom?
No, you can't be a manager of the holoroom. There's no patient that can be manager of anything for that matter, so don't feel singled out.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 31, 2006, 12:41:53 PMCC I want to go by the doors asking for candy I mean fruit. :D
And may I take some of the other patients whit me??? :P
You want to go by the other patient's doors trick-or-treat-ing? You have to know the only person who can give you a candy treat is Farquhar. And why would you want to take the other patients with you, if you're going to their doors? :scholar:
:zzz:
*reads CCs post* awwwwww... *gets out of Halloween get up* guess there won't be in-Asylum trick or treating...
*Dresses up in "normal" clothing and knocks on Farquhar's head*
Trick or treat.....Now give me CANDY!!! ;P
* comes also in his "normal' clothing *
Is you don't give us some candy I'll get Racx and his metal bat. ::)
Quote from: Zelly on October 31, 2006, 09:31:55 PM*Dresses up in "normal" clothing and knocks on Farquhar's head*
Trick or treat.....Now give me CANDY!!! ;P
There'll be no knocking on the
head (or any other body part) of Asylum staff, thank you very much. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 01, 2006, 02:24:46 AMIs you don't give us some candy I'll get Racx and his metal bat. ::)
*gives orders to guardcats that if they spot the Assistant Manager carrying a bat in the patient section to remove it from his possession*
:zzz:
Behold, for I have a hat!!
*wishes he had a hat*
*makes one out of thin air and imagination*
XD XD XD
*is happy*
*does a little dance*
*is late* trick or treat!! give me candy or ill go crazy on you!! :raf:
*puts on airs and struts about* ::)
*Gives Halloween candy to all!* ;D
Sorry I'm late, I was busy working in my secret laboratory. :P
Woot. :D *thanks her loyal knight and viscount* :)
Quote from: Farquhar on November 02, 2006, 10:19:54 AM
*Gives Halloween candy to all!* ;D
Sorry I'm late, I was busy working in my secret laboratory. :P
Thanks!! ;D
* quickly takes the candy to his room *
One more candy to put in my candyfault.
Soon every piece of candy will be mine. :raf:
*greedily gobbles up candy*
;D Thank you Farquhar! XD
mmmmmmm sweetzes
Quote from: Deloria on November 02, 2006, 10:22:52 AMWoot. :D *thanks her loyal knight and viscount* :)
[spoiler]
Pssst, not in this thread. Here he's the Asylum Waiter.[/spoiler]
Quote from: telepathic_cat on November 01, 2006, 07:56:16 PMBehold, for I have a hat!!
Congrats! How did you make it?
:zzz:
I believe part of Queene Deloria's dementia is one I share oh spymaster... which is the ability to perceive multiple disjoint realities in which she exists as different personae as though they were all in fact one reality. :scholar:
I am a Queene of four forums! :P *refuses to believe otherwise and continues putting on airs* ::)
* takes one candy out of his fault *
If I only take one it won't hurt.
[spoiler]New escapeplan: "act like you have problems whit your teaths and get out of the asylum to the dentist" [/spoiler]
That's a bit flawed...:-\ There's medical staff in the asylum. :-\
no offence, but isnt that kind of obvious? :P
If the medical staff takes me past the scanners it is enough.
[spoiler]now only to find a way to get the gaurdcats out of my way. :P
How about a piece of wool? :idea: [/spoiler]
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 04, 2006, 01:23:01 PM
no offence, but isnt that kind of obvious? :P
Indeed. ::) But I wasn't referring to just psychiatric staff. :P
Everyone is very welcome! Now you must all wait another month! :P
In the meantime however, can I interest anyone in some fresh decaffeinated/sugarless coffee? ;D
Quote from: copycat on November 02, 2006, 03:26:23 PM
Quote from: Deloria on November 02, 2006, 10:22:52 AMWoot. :D *thanks her loyal knight and viscount* :)
Pssst, not in this thread. Here he's the Asylum Waiter.
[spoiler]
If she would like to pretend I am a knight or some such silly nonsense, I don't see how it would hurt. :P
[/spoiler]
Drink coffee before go? :P
Quote from: Farquhar on November 04, 2006, 08:06:26 PM
[spoiler]
If she would like to pretend I am a knight or some such silly nonsense, I don't see how it would hurt. :P
[/spoiler]
Silly? :'( :-[
::)
* Get's some coffee *
Becomes verry active after drinking it.
Great stuff. :P
Quote from: Delling on November 02, 2006, 05:45:45 PMI believe part of Queene Deloria's dementia is one I share oh spymaster... which is the ability to perceive multiple disjoint realities in which she exists as different personae as though they were all in fact one reality. :scholar:
I wouldn't necessarily call it dementia. Dementia causes a much wider array of 'abnormalities', of which Deloria shows no sign at all. I prefer to use MPD, since she doesn't seem to be able to discern the differences between her different personalities. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on November 03, 2006, 10:14:47 AMI am a Queene of four forums! :P *refuses to believe otherwise and continues putting on airs* ::)
In this Asylum what
I say goes, and whatever you may be in other forums is invalid in this thread. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 04, 2006, 01:47:01 PMIf the medical staff takes me past the scanners it is enough.
[spoiler]now only to find a way to get the gaurdcats out of my way. :P
How about a piece of wool? :idea: [/spoiler]
What scanners would you be referring too? :pokerface:
[spoiler]That trick has been suggested before and just as I said then I will say now my guardcats are trained not to react to such things.[/spoiler]
Quote from: Farquhar on November 04, 2006, 08:06:26 PM[spoiler]
If she would like to pretend I am a knight or some such silly nonsense, I don't see how it would hurt. :P
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]It would be wise not to go along in her misinterpretations of her current reality. IMO such behavior from Asylum staff would only strengthen that. :scholar: [/spoiler]
Quote from: Jafar on November 04, 2006, 09:22:09 PMDrink coffee before go? :P
Go where? :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 05, 2006, 07:14:45 AM* Get's some coffee *
Becomes verry active after drinking it.
Great stuff. :P
Glad you like it. Asylum personnel has devoted much time and energy into creating a coffee brand which tasted just like regular coffee but contains no caffeine. :pleased:
:zzz:
[spoiler]STOP USING SPOILERS!![/spoiler]
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 06, 2006, 03:33:08 PM
[spoiler]STOP USING SPOILERS!![/spoiler]
XD I was thinking the same thing. :P
So, can I put on airs here? :P
Quote from: Deloria on November 07, 2006, 05:56:57 AM
So, can I put on airs here? :P
As long as you're not
floating through the air, I guess it's ok. ;P
Look I can float! ;D
Wait, the floor is made out of glass. :'(
Next time I'll float. :P
i can float!!*casts float* im floating!! :D
*casts dispel*
Sucker. ::)
*casts float**casts reflect* sucker :P
*mixes items and absorbs 2500 HP*
FF5 comes out in a few days. :P
yes it does :D
ffxii came out 7 days ago ;D
Quote from: Yonkey on November 07, 2006, 08:42:39 AM
Quote from: Deloria on November 07, 2006, 05:56:57 AM
So, can I put on airs here? :P
As long as you're not floating through the air, I guess it's ok. ;P
I already did that in the last asylum thread. :P Omnipotence got old after a while. ;P
* Gets his invicible floatingmachine (a chair) * :P
Now I can float also. :raf:
On the next floor we need a anti-gravityroom. :yes:
That will be a few pages yet. :-\
why cant we just add one here?
What, a fifth floor in the fourth floor? :P *looks at the threade's title*
no, there was an earthquake on the 5th floor, and the antigrav room fell to the 4th floor. :P
Okay, but until then we need to fill up this thread. :P
true dat. :P
*goes into the antigrav room* hey!! im flying!!
Quote from: Deloria on November 07, 2006, 05:56:57 AMSo, can I put on airs here? :P
As long as you don't bother the other patients with it, I can see no problem. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2006, 02:47:21 PMOn the next floor we need a anti-gravityroom. :yes:
That would require the room to be in space, and I don't think a fifth story will reach up that high yet. :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 08, 2006, 03:25:18 PMno, there was an earthquake on the 5th floor, and the antigrav room fell to the 4th floor. :P
You have a vivid imagination. The Asylum is earthquake-proof, and besides that, earthquakes are very rare where the Asylum is located. :pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 08, 2006, 04:50:07 PM*goes into the antigrav room* hey!! im flying!!
Of course, in one's imagination everything's possible. :pokerface:
:zzz:
QuoteYou have a vivid imagination. The Asylum is earthquake-proof, and besides that, earthquakes are very rare where the Asylum is located.
Unless someone built an evil earthquake machine and tunneled directly under the Asylum with titanium drills. I don't think that's likely, though. :P
Woot. :D *puts on airs* ::)
Quote from: Jafar on November 07, 2006, 07:02:48 PM
*mixes items and absorbs 2500 HP*
FF5 comes out in a few days. :P
FF3 comes out there in a few days aswell. XD
* secretly plays FF5 in his asylumroom *
I alraidy have it. (on my pcthat is) :P
*prances about, continuously putting on more airs* :D Where hath the good Viscount/asylum waiter Farquhar gone? :-[
Quote from: Jafar on November 09, 2006, 04:05:10 AMUnless someone built an evil earthquake machine and tunneled directly under the Asylum with titanium drills. I don't think that's likely, though. :P
That's even
very unlikely, since the ground beneath the Asylum is continuously monitored and besides that, the foundations of the outer walls go very deep. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on November 09, 2006, 12:53:26 PMWhere hath the good Viscount/asylum waiter Farquhar gone? :-[
Why does thou hath need of the Asylum waiter?
:zzz:
*pushes a bit of random fluff and/or lint across the asylum floor...*
:scholar: *imagination hat melts back into thin air* :(
:o *grows wings and flies* :angel: the halo's a bonus...
* throws a "magic-bean" on the ground * :D
Grow bean grow :P
* bean becomes a void devouring Gilgamesh's chair * XD
NOooooo. Now I can't act like I fly whit my chair. :'(
Now how to close that void.
* looks on the back of the magicbeans-package *
Warning do not expose them to asylumair.
Direct contact will result into a ever growing void.
[spoiler]Playing whit food is great!! ;D
* Looks at all the smashed beans at his floor an on his chair *[/spoiler]
Quote from: copycat on November 09, 2006, 07:32:42 PM
Quote from: Deloria on November 09, 2006, 12:53:26 PMWhere hath the good Viscount/asylum waiter Farquhar gone? :-[
Why does thou hath need of the Asylum waiter?
:zzz:
I am right here. :P
Can I get you anything? Cup of tea? Some of Lolotte's famous warm milk perhaps? Ovaltine? :)
more ovaltine please!! ;D
Quote from: copycat on November 09, 2006, 07:32:42 PM
Quote from: Deloria on November 09, 2006, 12:53:26 PMWhere hath the good Viscount/asylum waiter Farquhar gone? :-[
Why does thou hath need of the Asylum waiter?
:zzz:
I wished to requesteth something of him.
Quote from: Farquhar on November 10, 2006, 03:15:45 AM
I am right here. :P
Can I get you anything? Cup of tea? Some of Lolotte's famous warm milk perhaps? Ovaltine? :)
What of spam? :angel: And some tea would be great, please. :)
Let's make the asylumfloors green whit my "magic beans".
* throws beans on the floor and sees that it's cleaned instandly *
Darn, I forgot about that. :P
the floors are clear. :P
Since when is there an automatic cleaning system in the asylum? :o
Quote from: Deloria on November 11, 2006, 03:56:44 PM
Since when is there an automatic cleaning system in the asylum? :o
I was wondering that myself, but as I'm new around here, I didn't think I'd ask... :P
the guardcats take everything away dropped on the floor
Oh. :-\
do they now? ;D
*starts dropping anything and everything he can find on the floor*
Yeah, I've got help.
* drops more "magic-beans" on the floor *
If we all do this we'll make CC crazy.
Then we can see him every day. :P
Seeing CC every day would be wonderful. :D *joins Gilgamesh, naturally with the best intentions* ::)
Quote from: Delling on November 12, 2006, 07:41:30 AM
do they now? ;D
*starts dropping anything and everything he can find on the floor*
XD
*picks up the guardkitten that deemed it his job to pick up all the random stuff on the floor and dotes on it* :P
Quote from: Delling on November 09, 2006, 08:56:34 PM:o *grows wings and flies* :angel: the halo's a bonus...
Darn. I thought I eradicated that nasty bugger of patients thinking they're flying. Apparently it's surfaced again, and without happy pills even. *puts Delling in straight-jacket and an isolation room* :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 10, 2006, 01:20:13 AM* throws a "magic-bean" on the ground * :D
Grow bean grow :P
* bean becomes a void devouring Gilgamesh's chair * XD
You
do know that the Asylum floor is concrete and nothing will grown on there, right? :scholar:
Quote from: Farquhar on November 10, 2006, 03:15:45 AMOvaltine? :)
Are you sure that drink is sugar-free?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2006, 12:03:48 PMLet's make the asylumfloors green whit my "magic beans".
* throws beans on the floor and sees that it's cleaned instandly *
Darn, I forgot about that. :P
:pleased:
Quote from: Delling on November 12, 2006, 07:41:30 AMdo they now? ;D
*starts dropping anything and everything he can find on the floor*
Yes, they do. And good luck finding lots of things you can drop on the floor in the Asylum. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 12, 2006, 11:43:07 AMIf we all do this we'll make CC crazy.
Then we can see him every day. :P
Oh, I'm already crazy. Nobody in their right mind would volunteer to run this place. However, that does not mean I'm
insane, that's an entirely different definition. And my staff, including guardcats, can take care of the Asylum by themselves several days without my direct assistance, so you won't be seeing me every day, at least in the next few weeks. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on November 12, 2006, 12:24:39 PMSeeing CC every day would be wonderful. :D
Depends from whose perspective you're speaking. ::)
Quote from: Deloria on November 12, 2006, 12:24:39 PM*picks up the guardkitten that deemed it his job to pick up all the random stuff on the floor and dotes on it* :P
Please do not hinder the guardcats and -kittens when performing their duties. :pleased:
:zzz:
PS: concerning the attachment, is that a way to discourage users to use the Spell Check?
EDIT: Why is the forum always slow and or largely unavilable after midnight CET?
Quote from: copycat on November 12, 2006, 04:30:09 PM
Quote from: Delling on November 09, 2006, 08:56:34 PM:o *grows wings and flies* :angel: the halo's a bonus...
Darn. I thought I eradicated that nasty bugger of patients thinking they're flying. Apparently it's surfaced again, and without happy pills even. *puts Delling in straight-jacket and an isolation room* :pokerface:
YAY!!!! Isolation room! :D Can a big puffy ball be suspended from the ceiling by a string that I might play with it? ;D
*feels hurt* :'(
;P
You know, CC, maybe it's just this place that makes people think they can fly...;) Maybe there was no reason to begin with to get rid of those happy pills...;)
Quote from: copycat on November 12, 2006, 04:30:09 PM
PS: concerning the attachment, is that a way to discourage users to use the Spell Check?
EDIT: Why is the forum always slow and or largely unavilable after midnight CET?
* Plays whit the on/off switch *
ps. look at this one:
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/error500.gif)
So, what do you think about taking happy pills off of the "things banned in the asylum" list? ;D
I think they should stay on the list! They seem to be an awful and addicitive drug which is something patients should not be using! :P
*tries bribing Jason with a barony* ::)
;P
I'm sorry but as the assistant manager I am unable to accept bribes. :P
Then I'm all for the fact that happy-pill-injections are taken off the list, though that will probably result in the same situation. ::)
Injecting a pill? :o That's one heck of a needle you people must use. ;P
No pain, no gain. XD
Quote from: Petra Rocks on November 13, 2006, 02:27:23 PM
Injecting a pill? :o That's one heck of a needle you people must use. ;P
Long story, I think it's explained on page 70-something of the first asylum thread. :P
Quote from: Delling on November 12, 2006, 05:39:25 PMYAY!!!! Isolation room! :D Can a big puffy ball be suspended from the ceiling by a string that I might play with it? ;D
NO! :evil:
Quote from: Deloria on November 13, 2006, 09:44:45 AMYou know, CC, maybe it's just this place that makes people think they can fly...;) Maybe there was no reason to begin with to get rid of those happy pills...;)
It's the reason they're in this place, that's causing this, nothing else. And the happy pills only made the symptoms worse, so I don't think it's a good idea to re-introduce them. However, there was this substance I injected into you to counter-act the happy pills and after a short while you recovered. Maybe it should make dig up that formula again :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 13, 2006, 11:02:55 AM
ps. look at this one:
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/error500.gif)
That one's at the left of the error, I know, I just saw it. The first time I encountered that error, it didn't show, probably due to serious forum-lagging. :-\
Quote from: racx_00 on November 13, 2006, 02:04:55 PMI think they should stay on the list! They seem to be an awful and addictive drug which is something patients should not be using! :P
*agrees wholeheartedly* But then again, that should be obvious from my reply to Deloria. And since I have the final say on this matter... :pokerface:
*fixes a spelling error in racx's post-quote* :P
Quote from: racx_00 on November 13, 2006, 02:18:22 PMI'm sorry but as the assistant manager I am unable to accept bribes. :P
*Commends Jason on his strong sense of ethics* :pleased:
Quote from: Petra Rocks on November 13, 2006, 02:27:23 PMInjecting a pill? :o That's one heck of a needle you people must use. ;P
There was also a liquid version of the happy pill. :scholar:
:zzz:
Quote from: Deloria on November 10, 2006, 06:02:09 PM
Quote from: Farquhar on November 10, 2006, 03:15:45 AM
I am right here. :P
Can I get you anything? Cup of tea? Some of Lolotte's famous warm milk perhaps? Ovaltine? :)
What of spam? :angel: And some tea would be great, please. :)
There you go, a nice fresh cup of tea! And some Spam.... :P
*Gives Deloria some tea and Spam.*
Quote from: copycat on November 12, 2006, 04:30:09 PM
Quote from: Farquhar on November 10, 2006, 03:15:45 AMOvaltine? :)
Are you sure that drink is sugar-free?
Not commonly no, but this is a special sugar-free recipe. And the chocolate is decaffeinated. So no worries boss. ;)
*Gives Pacman some special sugarless decaffeinated Ovaltine.*
I thank his lordship. :)
*hands vegemite sandwiches to everyone*
I'm sure you'll "love" them... :suffer:
*respectfully declines the "kind" offering* ::) :P Besides, I thought nothing with sugar's allowed in the asylum. ;P
* asks around if someone has seen his doggy *
I can't find him :P
Why didn't CC let me out of the asylum so my dog could do his thing. :raf:
Quote from: Deloria on November 14, 2006, 09:57:17 AM
*respectfully declines the "kind" offering* ::) :P Besides, I thought nothing with sugar's allowed in the asylum. ;P
Hah, good luck tasting the sugar... you'll screw your face up from the bitterness of vegemite. :P
Vegemite? Isn't that the Australian stuff that goes well with mayonnaise? :P
No, it's the Australian stuff that goes well with nothing. :P
I'm not sure if vegemite is an altogether good thing to be giving to the Asylum patients, Jason... :P
Well if you're not Australian you tend to hate it, so maybe it will snap them out of their mental illnesses. :P
no!! io want my mental illnesses!!
Ok maybe it will help fuel your mental illness? :P
Remember Jason, CURE the patients. :P
Yeah but I'm drunk so if I don't cure them they'll keep me entertained with their insanity. :P
Jason, go to your office. :P
Do you need comforting? XD
*stands on head* lookit!! i can stand on my head!!
Do YOU need a hug? :P
Awww... Have a vegemite sandwich. :)
;P
Quote from: Rosella on November 15, 2006, 08:52:44 AM
Jason, go to your office. :P
Do you need comforting? XD
*goes to office*
Thanks for your advice sis! XD
Hey... What am I supposed to do with this sandwich now?? :o :P
*hugs Neil and Jason*
There is no vegemite. :P
Quote from: Rosella on November 15, 2006, 09:00:41 AM
*hugs Neil and Jason*
There is no vegemite. :P
Hugg alarm!!!
Call the emergencydepartment!
Rosella is trying to squishe Neil and Jason. XD
Maybe she's mimicking Mr. Teddy? ;-D
Quote from: Farquhar on November 13, 2006, 11:30:14 PMSo no worries boss. ;)
Thank you for upholding the Asylum sugar and caffeine restriction rules. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 14, 2006, 11:50:13 AM* asks around if someone has seen his doggy *
I can't find him :P
Why didn't CC let me out of the asylum so my dog could do his thing. :raf:
You mean your Cerberus-doggy? I could swear I just saw him in the garden outside digging a whole to put an imaginary bone in.What
thing would you be referring too? :pokerface:
Quote from: racx_00 on November 15, 2006, 08:46:09 AMOk maybe it will help fuel your mental illness? :P
Quote from: Rosella on November 15, 2006, 08:47:14 AMRemember Jason, CURE the patients. :P
Remember, he could have also been saying that to lure the patients into taking it. However, according to this:
Quote from: racx_00 on November 15, 2006, 08:51:25 AMYeah but I'm drunk so if I don't cure them they'll keep me entertained with their insanity. :P
that wasn't the case here.
And besides that, such (tricking) behavior is also not allowed inside the Asylum. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 15, 2006, 01:16:54 PMHugg alarm!!!
Call the emergencydepartment!
Rosella is trying to squishe Neil and Jason. XD
No she's not. She's the Asylum
Official Comfort Counsellor, so she knows perfectly well how to hug people so they don't get squished. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on November 15, 2006, 03:25:54 PMMaybe she's mimicking Mr. Teddy? ;-D
Now if it were
that bear hugging people, I'd pry/pull him off asap. :pokerface:
:zzz:
it was wierd seein kelsey post in class today. just thought id say that. :P
Quote from: copycat on November 15, 2006, 03:46:43 PM
You mean your Cerberus-doggy? I could swear I just saw him in the garden outside digging a whole to put an imaginary bone in.What thing would you be referring too? :pokerface:
Thanks CC
* goes to the garden *
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/cerberusandgilgamesh.jpg)
Cerberus, there you are!! :D
You sure have grown a lot from, that time outside. :P
Time to scare the gaurdcats again doggy. :devil:
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 15, 2006, 05:43:35 PMit was wierd seein kelsey post in class today.
Of course she does. As bright little genie she instantly gets anything she's taught and doesn't need extra background information so she has time to post. :pleased: Of course, when I was in class, eons ago, the few times I had access to a computer it wasn't even connected to the 'Net.
*compares built-in Spell Check to forum's*
Aha, the forum-one recognizes the eon, whilst the built-in only seems to know 'aeon'. *adds to built-in dictionary*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 16, 2006, 11:13:10 AMYou sure have grown a lot from, that time outside. :P
Time to scare the gaurdcats again doggy. :devil:
The garden is a very healthy surrounding for any life form.
However, the guardcats are not easily scared, not even by three-headed dogs, no matter what size they may be. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Look behind you! A 3-headed monkey!
*wakes up from a CS induced coma*
*looks around the isolation room*
*runs at the wall really fast*
"THUD!"
*runs at the wall really fast again*
"THUD!"
*falls back on his butt... rubs his head*
*stands up, backs up, and runs at the wall so fast that he ends up standing on the ceiling! :o ;P*
I'll just stay up here until gravity reasserts itself...
*...hours later...*
*looks at watch*
Gravity sure is taking his sweet time about this... oh, well, he's a busy force...
*sits down on the ceiling*
I can wait...
XD
Farquhar, may I please have a cookie? :P ::)
Well CC if the gaurdcats can't be scared what about the patients?
"Doggy shall we jump out of the asylum whit some of the other patients?" XD
Well talking to my doggy sure makes me happy today. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 17, 2006, 01:02:55 PM
Well CC if the gaurdcats can't be scared what about the patients?
"Doggy shall we jump out of the asylum whit some of the other patients?" XD
Well talking to my doggy sure makes me happy today. :P
Noooo! I like it here XD Even if I still only get candy once a month. :P
Hey, can I have a cookie too? XB
i cant get cookies. i blocked them
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 17, 2006, 01:02:55 PM
Well CC if the gaurdcats can't be scared what about the patients?
"Doggy shall we jump out of the asylum whit some of the other patients?" XD
Well talking to my doggy sure makes me happy today. :P
where can i get a talking dog?!?
Quote from: Zelly on November 19, 2006, 12:36:41 PM
Noooo! I like it here XD Even if I still only get candy once a month. :P
Hey, can I have a cookie too? XB
We could go to the candystore outside the asylum. ;D
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 19, 2006, 12:42:36 PM
where can i get a talking dog?!?
Talking dogs don't exist. :P
(exept in your imagination)
So, you can't get one till sceince has created one.
All you need is a crazy prof and you'll have a talking dog, or something that must look like a dog.
How come there are talking owls but no talking dogs? :no: :-\
I guess you could get a Chimera, but that's from Fullmetal Alchemist and it's really not cool. :P
Well, there are dogs that do roughly what parrots do; that is, they bark in patterns like human speech. I don't think I've ever seen one that could rival a parrot though... ...
I thought owls mostly said things like "who?" "who!" "you" "two" etc. ??? ;P
XD And what of a particularly annoying owl? :P
Oh, him... that's why Crispin wrote that ever so useful "For ye muting of yon owls" spell...
XD It seems it didn't work completely as they still have the ability of saying "who?", "who!", "you" and "two". :-[
XD yes, well, for the most part those words are much more bearable than a full sentence... I hear Crispin is working on a fix for it :P ::)
XD He's going to shut up his own familiar?! :o
EDIT: Typo.
I'm sure there's some fix if it were ever truly necessary that he know what Cedric was saying. 8)
Quote from: Jafar on November 16, 2006, 06:26:41 PMLook behind you! A 3-headed monkey!
You think I'm falling for
that? *instructs guardcat to take a look behind his back.* :P
Quote from: Delling on November 16, 2006, 06:33:23 PM*wakes up from a CS induced coma*
*looks around the isolation room*
*runs at the wall really fast*
"THUD!"
*runs at the wall really fast again*
"THUD!"
*falls back on his butt... rubs his head*
*stands up, backs up, and runs at the wall so fast that he ends up standing on the ceiling! :o ;P*
I'll just stay up here until gravity reasserts itself...
*...hours later...*
*looks at watch*
Gravity sure is taking his sweet time about this... oh, well, he's a busy force...
*sits down on the ceiling*
I can wait...
/me looks into Dellings room
Uh-oh, he passed out from thumping against that wall, and he seems to be posting the most peculiar dream. Luckily he isn't doing this while awake or he would be hallucinating. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 17, 2006, 01:02:55 PMWell CC if the gaurdcats can't be scared what about the patients?
"Doggy shall we jump out of the asylum whit some of the other patients?" XD
Well talking to my doggy sure makes me happy today. :P
Of course it is up to the other patients to decide whether or not they're scared of your doggy. The patients that are can always go back to their room where the doggy cannot enter through the biometric field. :pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 19, 2006, 12:42:36 PMi cant get cookies. i blocked them
Without the TSL-cookie you can't post here, doofus! :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 19, 2006, 12:42:36 PMwhere can i get a talking dog?!?
Wouldn't know, I only specialize in cats. Ask Gilgamesh. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 19, 2006, 02:36:42 PMWe could go to the candystore outside the asylum. ;D
No, you couldn't. No patients can go outside unless (heavily) escorted and no cookies from outside of the Asylum can get in. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 19, 2006, 02:36:42 PMTalking dogs don't exist. :P
(exept in your imagination)
So, you can't get one till sceince has created one.
All you need is a crazy prof and you'll have a talking dog, or something that must look like a dog.
So Cerberus can't reply to you when you talk to him (at least not in human speech). Glad that that's settled. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on November 19, 2006, 02:41:58 PMHow come there are talking owls but no talking dogs? :no: :-\
Talking owls? :o Where? :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on November 19, 2006, 03:11:01 PMXD And what of a particularly annoying owl? :P
He's not allowed inside the Asylum. :bob: And if we were to encounter him on an outing he would be immediately snatched by an escorting jetpacked guardcat and brought back to Crispin. :scholar:
:zzz:
*looks down at self on padded floor*
OH! That's where I left that!
*still awaits gravity's assertion of itself* :P
they have that already. "imagination"
Quote from: Delling on November 19, 2006, 06:14:55 PM
*looks down at self on padded floor*
OH! That's where I left that!
*still awaits gravity's assertion of itself* :P
You sure you're not in the simulation room? :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 20, 2006, 02:55:53 PMthey have that already. "imagination"
Indeed, and that area of the brain is most active during a person's sleep. :scholar:
Quote from: racx_00 on November 20, 2006, 04:05:31 PMYou sure you're not in the simulation room? :P
You must mean the holoroom.
While it can make it
appear a person is actually standing (and/or sitting) upside down, that doesn't explain his dream state. Furthermore, I don't think the holoroom's hydraulics are capable of flipping over the room completely. :pokerface:
Quote from: copycat on November 20, 2006, 04:16:43 PM
You must mean the holoroom.
While it can make it appear a person is actually standing (and/or sitting) upside down, that doesn't explain his dream state. Furthermore, I don't think the holoroom's hydraulics are capable of flipping over the room completely. :pokerface:
Yeah that's it, the holoroom. Maybe an upside down program is in place? Or it's possible he is in a very bad state of hallucination. :-\
methinks the better questions are 1) why can I see myself in my dream state and 2) and <most importantly> why can you all hear me from my dream state in the isolation room?
(Though I am Y E L L I N G at the top of my lungs... or rather bottom :sneaky:)
We have security cameras and hidden microphones... :P
Do you mean this microphone in this clock and that camera behind that flower? XD
that camera looks like the one used for television:
today on asylum television network
lets all welcome our guest Gilgamesh.
Gilgamesh can you tell us something about your fire ant collection?
Don't talk about that!!
The other patients may find out..... XD
Let's not talk about it. :D
Well the cameras tend to be on the ceiling, in one of the four corners of the room. The microphones are hidden in various parts of the padded walls and floors. :P
Quote from: Delling on November 20, 2006, 05:12:22 PMmethinks the better questions are 1) why can I see myself in my dream state and 2) and <most importantly> why can you all hear me from my dream state in the isolation room?
(Though I am Y E L L I N G at the top of my lungs... or rather bottom :sneaky:)
1) Actually, that's exactly why you're dreaming. In a dream you can see yourself in third person, whilst while awake you cannot. Not even when you're suffering from MPD. And if you're yelling at the top of your lungs in a dream, that does not necessarily tend to be the case in the awake world.
2) And then there's of course the special 'camera's' that record patient's dreams , especially in the isolation room. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 21, 2006, 11:57:05 AMDo you mean this microphone in this clock and that camera behind that flower? XD
No, those are used by Asylum therapeutic staff to record sessions for review later some times. :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on November 21, 2006, 12:10:10 PMGilgamesh can you tell us something about your fire ant collection?
Fire ants eh? ::)
Quote from: racx_00 on November 21, 2006, 03:12:09 PMWell the cameras tend to be on the ceiling, in one of the four corners of the room. The microphones are hidden in various parts of the padded walls and floors. :P
I'm going to have to correct you there, Assistant. While you are correct about the microphones, the camera's are scattered across the ceiling, where they can record everything that goes on below them in a 360° angle. However, they're incorporated into the ceiling in such a way you cannot spot them, even if you were right in front of one with your nose. :pleased:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on November 21, 2006, 03:55:07 PM
Quote from: icarus on November 21, 2006, 12:10:10 PMGilgamesh can you tell us something about your fire ant collection?
Fire ants eh? ::)
it are real animals. They don't breath fire if you thought so. They do spit acid. This isn't that harmfull for patients it only iritates on the skin.
Jonny!!
I finally found you!! ;D
Now only 468 other fireants to go. XD
its billy!! ive missed you!! now get out!! :P
Quote from: icarus on November 21, 2006, 11:39:50 PMit are real animals. They don't breath fire if you thought so. They do spit acid. This isn't that harmfull for patients it only iritates on the skin.
I know they (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_ant) are real animals, but apparently this kind doesn't spit, as you can read if you follow my link. And then I read it
can be deadly to sensitive individuals.... Since I consider all my patients to be sensitive individuals I'm outlawing the keeping of fire ants in this Asylum as of now. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 22, 2006, 12:32:55 AMJonny!!
I finally found you!! ;D
Now only 468 other fireants to go. XD
*joins gilgamesh's hunt for the remaining fire ants to take them outside of Asylum grounds* *guardcats take necessary precautions to protect themselves from the sting* :pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 22, 2006, 03:17:56 PMits billy!! ive missed you!! now get out!! :P
Who's billy? :pokerface:
:zzz:
maybe billy the kid? ::)
Can he join APRETT? :P
Wilma!
Who are those fireants behind thou? :P
You're children? :o
Great Now I've more fireants!! ;D
Can I have an imaginary fire-ant too? ::)
And CC, I have a guardkitten that I should probably send you for her formal training. :P
Quote from: icarus on November 23, 2006, 12:37:34 AMmaybe billy the kid? ::)
If it is, he will be flown to the local prison asap. Such people do not belong in an asylum, nothing can be done for them inhere. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 23, 2006, 11:15:35 AMWilma!
Who are those fireants behind thou? :P
You're children? :o
Great Now I've more fireants!! ;D
Great, now I have more fireants to put outside. *confiscates fireants and kicks them out* :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on November 23, 2006, 01:15:16 PMCan I have an imaginary fire-ant too? ::)
Imaginary: yes, even though having imaginary things can be seen as a sign of your reducing sanity. Real: no. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on November 23, 2006, 01:15:16 PMAnd CC, I have a guardkitten that I should probably send you for her formal training. :P
How did a guardkitten come into your possession?
:zzz:
billy is my friend. not the kid. :P
OMG!! its OMGAnt!! :D
Hmmm...I think everyone around here needs a good nap. We'll take care of your imaginary ants for you while you're asleep.
But if I know it's imaginary, then how can I be accused of being insane because I know I have an imaginary friend? :P It could just be seen as immaturity. ::)
Okay, so the guardkitten came into my possession when I saw it a few mere hours after its birth last July. Since then, it's grown up a bit and is adorable. :P It doesn't completely trust me so it should be good for a guardkitten. :)
F...f...did you say fire ants? :S
NOOOOO! Not here! This is an ASYLUM! It's supposed to keep us crazy people safe from the outside world! (Or was that the other way around..)
Get them away! Get them away!
*tosses water on fireants and Jafar since he's standing right beside them*
There we go! :)
XD
Wwater doesn't help. It just makes them even more determined to eat everything alive. They only have two known weaknesses...
Vinegar, and that orange-y dish-soap. :P
you mean dawn? that doesnt help. believe me. :P
the only thing that helps is feeding them lots of sugar.
Quote from: copycat on November 23, 2006, 04:12:04 PM
Great, now I have more fireants to put outside. *confiscates fireants and kicks them out* :pokerface:
I'll sue you for that!!!
Hurting my fireants it's a cruel thing. :P
The fact that he's sane speaks against your case. :-\
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 25, 2006, 12:02:40 PM
you mean dawn? that doesnt help. believe me. :P
the only thing that helps is feeding them lots of sugar.
Nah, we use some other stuff. Ajax, was it?
I use Orange Clean... XP
I have vinegar smelling fingers if that will work? :P
Quote from: Jafar on November 25, 2006, 04:14:30 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 25, 2006, 12:02:40 PM
you mean dawn? that doesnt help. believe me. :P
the only thing that helps is feeding them lots of sugar.
Nah, we use some other stuff. Ajax, was it?
You mean this as being Ajax? ::)
http://english.ajax.nl/web/show/id=154814/contentid=61074
They will surely run over them.
Hmm...that might work too, actually. XD
CC, may I have an *imaginary* fire ant as a pet? ;D
Quote from: Deloria on November 24, 2006, 02:59:46 PMBut if I know it's imaginary, then how can I be accused of being insane because I know I have an imaginary friend? :P It could just be seen as immaturity. :pokerface:
Okay, so the guardkitten came into my possession when I saw it a few mere hours after its birth last July. Since then, it's grown up a bit and is adorable. :P It doesn't completely trust me so it should be good for a guardkitten. :)
If one's a mature person acting immature all the time, one needs to stay inside the Asylum, for one's own and society's protection.
Can you send me a pic of the applicant guardkitten? :scholar:
Quote from: Yonkey on November 24, 2006, 03:03:13 PM*tosses water on fireants and Jafar since he's standing right beside them*
Aha, more fireants! *catches and releases outside* :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on November 26, 2006, 03:15:37 PMCC, may I have an *imaginary* fire ant as a pet? ;D
Okay, I'll allow, as long as it doesn't start imaginary-attacking other patient's/staff or other patient's imaginary companions. :scholar:
:zzz:
*wakes up...
*looks up which turns out to be down...
*gravity reasserts itself
*falls
OWW! These floors aren't padded enough...
That's not the floor... that's the wall! :o
L I E S
I was sitting on the ceiling and fell down to the floor!
Quote from: Delling on November 26, 2006, 09:27:35 PM
L I E S
I was sitting on the ceiling and fell down to the floor!
Nien! Somehow you feel from the roof to the wall! XD
I see... *looks around*
You're right!
...and I'm very lucky! ...the floor isn't padded at all :o
... ... ...though this raises questions about gravity's reassertion of itself... ???
There is no gravity! XD
Nah... if that were true... ...you'd all be floating around too... ...err... then... I'm in an isolation room... so I should ask: are you? floating around that is...
Thankees. ;D *pets imaginary fire ant* :P And I'll post a piccie of the guardkitten-to-be soon. :)
You all will pay for stealing my fireants.
Then again keep them.
[spoiler] sees the fireants sting all the patients and gaurdcats they see except for GILGAMESH[/spoiler]
:suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
what about me? :'(
Quote from: racx_00 on November 26, 2006, 09:50:19 PMThere is no gravity! XD
Quote from: racx_00 on November 26, 2006, 09:32:57 PMNien! Somehow you feel from the roof to the wall! XD
I'm seriously starting to question your sanity, my dear Assistant Manager. Are you sure you're feeling okay? Maybe you need some days off? If one's moving from the roof to the wall that's not exactly called 'falling'. Furthermore, the isolation rooms have no anti-gravity function. In fact, no room has. Maybe when we reach the 5th floor, we'll be able to, but not at this point in time (and construction), okay? :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 27, 2006, 12:39:34 PMYou all will pay for stealing my fireants.
Then again keep them.
[spoiler] sees the fireants sting all the patients and gaurdcats they see except for GILGAMESH[/spoiler]
:suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
I'm not planning on keeping them. I just (have them) pick(ed them) up and put them outside, with protective clothing of course. As soon as a guardcat notice a fireant coming out of hiding it will immediately be reported to the fireant-evacuating team and it will be deported outside within a second. :pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 27, 2006, 03:41:50 PMwhat about me? :'(
What about you? :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on November 27, 2006, 04:17:16 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on November 26, 2006, 09:32:57 PMNien! Somehow you feel from the roof to the wall! XD
I'm seriously starting to question your sanity, my dear Assistant Manager. Are you sure you're feeling okay? Maybe you need some days off? If one's moving from the roof to the wall that's not exactly called 'falling'. Furthermore, the isolation rooms have no anti-gravity function. In fact, no room has. Maybe when we reach the 5th floor, we'll be able to, but not at this point in time (and construction), okay? :scholar:
I can't wait for the asylum space station! :D
Heh, well, it will take a large fundraiser and a little time to build an Asylum Space Station, so you'll just have to wait a while. :P
Ahh...I can imagine an Asylum Space Station..Low gravity, guardcats with rockets..and aliens! :P
Lets just hope it doesn't have a trench that leads straight to a self destruct button or some similar weakness. :P
Now, I believe that some cookies are in order! :D
They took some time to prepare, for I needed to make sure that they didn't include ingredients that would make the patients hyper, without sacrificing the flavor.
Cookies for all! :)
did you just said the A word?? :o
I thank His Grace. :)
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 27, 2006, 03:41:50 PM
what about me? :'(
All right.
Fire-ants of my don't attack pacman, he's not worth it. :o
*lets her imaginary fire ant go and play with Gilgamesh's imaginary fire ants* :P
Quote from: Jafar on November 27, 2006, 09:51:21 PMAhh...I can imagine an Asylum Space Station..Low gravity, guardcats with rockets..and aliens! :P
Rockets, inside a Space Station? I would think not! :scholar:
Quote from: Farquhar on November 27, 2006, 10:08:32 PMLets just hope it doesn't have a trench that leads straight to a self destruct button or some similar weakness. :P
Rest assured, the construction of the Space Station will be supervised throughout its construction, so there will be no self destruct button on the Space Station or any other weakness. There might be one (said button) somewhere in the office of the Manager down on Earth inside the Asylum staff quarters, but definitely nowhere up there. Of course, there would also be biometric scanners mounted on archways inside such a Space Station so nobody can get anywhere they don't belong, including aliens. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on November 28, 2006, 03:12:52 PM*lets her imaginary fire ant go and play with Gilgamesh's imaginary fire ants* :P
*checks to see if Gilgamesh's fireants are really imaginary or real.*
Because if they are real...
out they must go! :pokerface:
:zzz:
*Watches the imaginary fire ants play and sings 'The ants go marching one by one hurrah hurrah....*
Wait a minute.....I don't like ants! :P
CC can I have an imaginary ant eater for protection? I promise I won't let it eat the ants.
\ __\ __ \ __ /
(__)(__)(__)()
/ / / \
hows my ant?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 28, 2006, 11:03:30 AM
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 27, 2006, 03:41:50 PM
what about me? :'(
All right.
Fire-ants of my don't attack pacman, he's not worth it. :o
thanks. ;P
*walks completely around the room while on the walls*
*stands on the door of his padded cell*
May I come out yet?
*wants to see all the ants and imaginary ants*
*also wants to walk around on some new walls :suffer:*
* Looks into Dellings room padded cell *
Your door is open so why don't you sneak out. :P
Because of the scanners? ::)
*runs through the asylum*
IAMROBERTAWILLIAAAAAAAAAMS!!!!!
*runs out the door again*
Quote from: Deloria on November 29, 2006, 06:38:59 AM
Because of the scanners? ::)
Can you see them!! :o
Well you aren't the first who saw them. :P
*follows suit with a loud and annoying "I AM ELEANOR OF AQUITAINE!"* ::)
YAY DELORIA ELEANOR!
*catches his 57.2 fireants* *opens dellings door* here are the REAL fireants. :P
Quote from: MangoMercury on November 29, 2006, 11:39:57 AM*runs through the asylum*
IAMROBERTAWILLIAAAAAAAAAMS!!!!!
*runs out the door again*
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o *sends out retrievement team*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 29, 2006, 02:45:03 AM* Looks into Dellings room padded cell *
Your door is open so why don't you sneak out. :P
Of course the door
seems open, even the isolation rooms have biometric fields as doors. However, these kind of biometric fields don't let anyone in or out unless reprogrammed by the Manager of the Asylum or, if unavailable, the Psychiatric Nurse. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on November 29, 2006, 06:38:59 AMBecause of the scanners? ::)
Scanners? Where? *looks around and doesn't see any* :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 29, 2006, 12:50:47 PMCan you see them!! :o
Well you aren't the first who saw them. :P
The decoys you mean. Because the real scanners, even
I can't see, and I know where they are located. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on November 29, 2006, 12:53:02 PM*follows suit with a loud and annoying "I AM ELEANOR OF AQUITAINE!"* ::)
*retracts Deloria's 'special favors'-status*
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 29, 2006, 02:30:43 PM*catches his 57.2 fireants* *opens dellings door* here are the REAL fireants. :P
Thank you for rounding them up. *guardcat snatches fireants away from pacman and deposits them outside. :bob:
:zzz:
Whoo! Go Roberta! Show that CC who the REAL Willaims is! XD
*goes outside to chill with his fireants*
*feels ashamed* :-[ *apologizes to CC and everyone else who was around*
Quote from: Jafar on November 29, 2006, 04:19:38 PM
Whoo! Go Roberta! Show that CC who the REAL Willaims is! XD
Thankies Jafar! :D
*skips around the garden with her Mango Minions*
FUN FOR ALL!
* plays in the garden gravedigger *
Who wants to be buried??
Not all together. :P
Can I have a turn? :D
*runs in circles squares on the walls in his cell yelling: "I WANT TO YELL SOMETHING TO!"*
Can I be invited to this party? I like insanity, Sanity is just Insanity without the fun.
Naturally, but you may have to prove your insanity first. :)
I think his avatar speaks for him. :P Besides, even non-insane people should be allowed to chill here, yo? :P
Oh, well I guess the Kitty could go whack people with his rubber fishies of doom or maybe go play with catnap insanity indusing cat toys..hmm the choices...
And thou shall not speak wrongly of the Chibi Legolas! All must bow down and Meow for the Chibi Legolas as he is the cutest Chibi ever to grace the earth, Heathen!
MANGOES RULE THE EARTH :D
QuoteAnd thou shall not speak wrongly of the Chibi Legolas! All must bow down and Meow for the Chibi Legolas as he is the cutest Chibi ever to grace the earth, Heathen!
See? Told ya he was wacky. XD
Okey Chibi Legolas is okey with Mangos, I do not have to strike you down with my fishies of doom. *Gives Chibi Legolas his own mango*
Muahahhaaha *coughs, sputters and dies*
Sorry the hyperness of the pills, anti depressents make you go from morbid to hyper. But must go to school now, am late, late for very important date!
Quote from: NathanialRoyale on November 30, 2006, 11:38:03 AM
And thou shall not speak wrongly of the Chibi Legolas! All must bow down and Meow for the Chibi Legolas as he is the cutest Chibi ever to grace the earth, Heathen!
Please visit my thread or th' Kingdom of Divine Insanity if you feel like speaking in Middle English some more. :D
Quote from: Jafar on November 29, 2006, 04:19:38 PMWhoo! Go Roberta! Show that CC who the REAL Willaims is! XD
:sneaky:
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 29, 2006, 08:08:21 PM*goes outside to chill with his fireants*
You forgot the word 'imaginary'. :pokerface:
Quote from: MangoMercury on November 30, 2006, 10:59:11 AM*skips around the garden with her Mango Minions*
FUN FOR ALL!
*guardcats apprehend Mango*
*CC interrogates Mango:
Who are you?* :bob:
Quote from: NathanialRoyale on November 30, 2006, 11:27:50 AMCan I be invited to this party? I like insanity, Sanity is just Insanity without the fun.
What party are you referring too? Normally visitors are not allowed in the patient section of the Asylum, but I think the garden can be labeled as 'common' ground. Since its only access is in the patient section, you'll have to be escorted there though. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on November 30, 2006, 11:35:50 AMNaturally, but you may have to prove your insanity first. :)
It's impossible to prove your insanity to me in your first 100 posts. 8)
Quote from: NathanialRoyale on November 30, 2006, 11:38:03 AMOh, well I guess the Kitty could go whack people with his rubber fishies of doom or maybe go play with catnap insanity inducing cat toys..hmm the choices...
And thou shall not speak wrongly of the Chibi Legolas! All must bow down and Meow for the Chibi Legolas as he is the cutest Chibi ever to grace the earth, Heathen!
What Kitty would that be? Beware my guardcats are immune to catnap inducing toys. Chibi Legolas? Never heard of him, and I don't bow down to anyone! :evil:
:zzz:
I ish the kitty! Oh you have guard cats? I want to play ;D
One who has not heard of the Chibi Legolas, You must learn!! The chibi will you shot you with it's cute little elven bow in the bottom so you must bow whilst in much amounts of pain!
Quote from: NathanialRoyale on November 30, 2006, 11:27:50 AM
Can I be invited to this party? I like insanity, Sanity is just Insanity without the fun.
In is fun!
It's fun to be In!
I'm In!
XD XD
Yay spelling!
OH NO! I'm surrounded by insane people! :help:
Quote from: racx_00 on December 01, 2006, 12:12:45 AM
OH NO! I'm surrounded by insane people! :help:
you are insane :P
dances the insane dance in the middle of the garden
Quote from: MangoMercury on November 30, 2006, 11:16:32 AM
Can I have a turn? :D
If CC doesn't complain, why not. XD
* puts imaginary sand over the imagined grave * :P
This is fun.
*summons a mock parliament in the asylum garden* :D ::)
cc, if there imaginary, then how come they can fly? :P
Time for some quality-time :D
* goes to candyland * :P
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/candy-1.jpg)
;D
i call the blue piece!!
OO OO OO! Can I have the yellow piece please!?
The Asylum has a Candyland? :o XD
The holoroom does have one. :P
But this one's for real. ::)
I'm Roberta and I want the speed limit sign! :D
*steals speed limit sign and hands to Mango*
I love CandyLand!!!!!!!
Just as long as we can hide it before it's taken from us. :sneaky:
THANKS :D
The Candyland you are referring to is absolutely sugar-free, so I will give you permission to go there with some of the guard cats.
Hmm...I guess you have MPD, Mango. :P *makes note*
What kind of candy will I take? :P
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/CandyWorld.jpg)
They have so many :raf:
No I don't :(
*puts speed limit sign in her mouth and runs around holding her arms out like an aeroplane*
Look at me! I'm an anti-aircraft missle! :D
*runs around in circles with his eyes closed*
*CRASH* :o
You, sir! Yes, you! I question your motives in this mish-mash of insanity and death. Why do you shun the hats from whence you appeared onto this flawed, decaying planet. I wonder: why do you have eighty pairs of pants and not a single pair of underwear? What are they paying you in this place?? Minimum wage?? You, good sir, deserve fifty American dollars an hour because of your persistance in catching small children with nets as they fly through the air after being flung through the air by over-sized hamsters in cahoots with Spock. In conclusion, I can not dance. TEACH ME, O LORD OF FUNK, SIR FUNKY P. FRESH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS, CREATOR OF EMPIRES, AND ALL AROUND COOL GUY.
Oh crap, guys. I just blacked out for a couple of minutes there. Why am I standing on this table? G--guys?
*puts a manpurse over Jafar's head* YAY
There should totally be a train station in here. :-\
Quote from: Deloria on December 03, 2006, 02:41:17 AM
There should totally be a train station in here. :-\
If there is one it must stop in candyland. :D
Do you mean the candy express?
Oh man, I just had a terrible nightmare. There were these man-eating purses, an- AHH! SOMETHINGS ON MY HEAD! :help:
Do you mean these creatures? :P
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/leeches.jpg)
XD
THE SLUGS ARE BACK!! :-[ :o I thought they were left one the last floor!
Not slugs, bloodsuckers. ;B
They can be used for therapy. :P
That girl doesn't seem very relaxed. ;P
Those are not what we usually call slugs in the states, they are leeches. And if I may say so, leeches 3 or 4 times larger than the ones I've seen, ah, in the wild. XD
OH EWWW :(
well, they did it in the old days...
Ack...leeches bad...leeches bad... :S
There's no reason for leeches to be in the asylum as the pond was still off-limits last I checked. :P Therefore, I sincerely hope they're imaginary. :P
maybe....this whole place is imaginary
We're not the old days though!
We're the future, and Roberta, who is me, will lead you with a plastic sword and a spoon for victory! Let's sail the high seas! TO THE TRAIN!
Joins mango/Roberta and takes his weapons whit him while shouting TRAIN
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a311/icarus1980/bb82289f.jpg)
Yes! To the train! ...But I get to wear the hat this time.
*joins Roberta* :D
grammar'd (as this is the asylum, such blatant irony (correcting grammar with bad grammar :P) is acceptable ;))
Quote from: MangoMercury on December 03, 2006, 10:05:29 AM
We're not the old days though!
We're the future, and Roberta, who is meI, will lead you with a plastic sword and a spoon for victory! Let's sail the high seas! TO THE TRAIN!
Anyway, ONWARD TO THE TRAIN!
* sees his chance and takes all the candy away and puts it in his candyfault *
More candy for my candyweapon.
Oo, dit I said that? :P
Quote from: NathanialRoyale on November 30, 2006, 04:46:00 PMI ish the kitty! Oh you have guard cats? I want to play ;D
One who has not heard of the Chibi Legolas, You must learn!! The chibi will you shot you with it's cute little elven bow in the bottom so you must bow whilst in much amounts of pain!
The guard cats have been trained not to enjoy playing. Also, even if they have the urge, they know they don't have to try and play whilst on duty or they'll be suspended, at the least.
I have no desire to learn anything about Chibli Legolas. And the Chibili may
try and shoot a bow in my bottom, but my reflexes can outmaneuver a bow shot anywhere. :scholar:
So, bowing down would be a big :no:
Quote from: racx_00 on December 01, 2006, 12:12:45 AMOH NO! I'm surrounded by insane people! :help:
Of course you are. As Assistant Manager of the Asylum, that is not uncommon for you. Why are you feeling threatened by them all of a sudden? You
know my guardcats won't let any harm come to Asylum staff personnel. :pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 01, 2006, 02:43:03 PMcc, if there imaginary, then how come they can fly? :P
This would be a question, where the answer is embedded in the question itself. However, I don't know the proper name for it. :-\
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 02, 2006, 01:14:57 PMThe holoroom does have one. :P
But this one's for real. ::)
The candyland itself may be real, but the one you're in now, is in the holoroom. :scholar:
Quote from: Lollotte on December 02, 2006, 03:17:41 PMThe Candyland you are referring to is absolutely sugar-free, so I will give you permission to go there with some of the guard cats.
Some? A whole platoon of them (if they were going to the real sugar-free Candyland)! :bob:
Quote from: Lollotte on December 02, 2006, 03:17:41 PMHmm...I guess you have MPD, Mango. :P *makes note*
That she does, and it goes a long way back. She was sane before her long absence, but it seems that during her absence, the MPD was cultivated again. :-\
Quote from: Deloria on December 03, 2006, 02:41:17 AMThere should totally be a train station in here. :-\
Why?
Quote from: Deloria on December 03, 2006, 09:44:28 AMThere's no reason for leeches to be in the asylum as the pond was still off-limits last I checked. :P Therefore, I sincerely hope they're imaginary. :P
The pond is still off-limits and now that you have a holoroom it will remain that way. However, it being off-limits wouldn't prevent leeches from crossing the boundary. It is only off-limits to patients and stuff. I can assure you there are no leeches or slugs in the pond though. :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 03, 2006, 09:52:37 AMmaybe....this whole place is imaginary
Depends on your definition of 'imaginary'. This Asylum is just as real as the rest of this forum. :pokerface:
Quote from: icarus on December 03, 2006, 10:16:05 AMJoins mango/Roberta and takes his weapons whit him while shouting TRAIN
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a311/icarus1980/bb82289f.jpg)
Those weapons are made of soft
plastic of course. If they were made of anything else, they would have been confiscated long ago. :bob:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 03, 2006, 01:17:27 PM* sees his chance and takes all the candy away and puts it in his candyfault *
More candy for my candyweapon.
Oo, dit I said that? :P
As soon as the Asylum scanners detect anything that can cause (considerable) harm to another patient, it will be localized and a security team will be sent to retrieve said 'weapon'. :scholar:
:zzz:
*grabs one of icarus swords and hits self in the head with it* hey look!! im hitting myself with a sword and im not bleeding!!
No, but that blue lump on your head gets bigger whit every blow. XD
TRAIN TIME! :D
*sits in the driver's seat and blows the whistle*
ANYONE ELSE WANNA MAKE THE TRAIN WHISTLE GO?! :D
I wanna ride the train! :D *sits in train too* :D
*is stuck physically in an isolation room*
*sends his spirit to ride the train*
*body in room falls limp on the floor... from the walls... someone should fix gravity in this room...*
*pleads that Delling be allowed out of the isolation room in order to see the train* :D
FREE DELLING!
Quote from: MangoMercury on December 04, 2006, 12:09:08 PM
FREE DELLING!
OMG where?! !!! That last one I bought cost a fortune. :-\
;P
In that solitary confinement cell! You just need to open the door and bring the Delling to the train for redemption!
Aww, I don't have the key. :-\ Any chance he could fit through that food slot in the door? :P
Gilgamesh to the rescue!! :D
* takes out his keys
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/rescue-key.jpg)
* opens door to Dellings isolation room * :o
I can pick locks!!! XD
Try the red one! XD
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2006, 11:00:51 AMNo, but that blue lump on your head gets bigger whit every blow. XD
What blue lump? He's not a smurf, you know! :pokerface:
Quote from: MangoMercury on December 04, 2006, 11:19:29 AMTRAIN TIME! :D
*sits in the driver's seat and blows the whistle*
ANYONE ELSE WANNA MAKE THE TRAIN WHISTLE GO?! :D
Ooh, a train ride in the holoroom, nice! :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on December 04, 2006, 11:54:57 AM*pleads that Delling be allowed out of the isolation room in order to see the train* :D
If Delling agrees not to imagine he's walking on walls or ceilings while he's out, and claiming there's something wrong with gravity, your plead is granted.
Quote from: MangoMercury on December 04, 2006, 01:24:40 PMYou just need to open the door and bring the Delling to the train for redemption!
Good luck in finding a way to open a biometric field-door. :pokerface:
Quote from: Yonkey on December 04, 2006, 01:30:00 PMAny chance he could fit through that food slot in the door? :P
Food can pass through the biometric field, along with its plate, at least if the plate adheres to some strict requirements.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2006, 02:26:55 PMGilgamesh to the rescue!! :D
* takes out his keys
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/rescue-key.jpg)
* opens door to Dellings isolation room * :o
I can pick locks!!! XD
Now, if there only were a lock to pick (on the biometric field)... :pleased:
Quote from: Yonkey on December 04, 2006, 02:33:48 PMTry the red one! XD
Not the blue one? :P
:zzz:
PS: Wow, it's past midnight here and I've yet to see the http-500 error! *tempts fate*
What is new mah homey-Gs!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??
HUZZAH!
*doesn't remember why he was in the isolation room to begin with*
I'm sure gravity is only problematic in there. :pokerface:
...so everything will be fine ;P
i thought it had something to do with selling pepperjack cheese.
OH... It was because I grew wings and flew... though I developed them of pure imagination... not unlike my current pet dragon-cat :suffer:
*gets on the train*
can i get on the train? ???
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 04, 2006, 06:29:22 PM
can i get on the train? ???
Sorry, you're not delusional enough. :-\
;P
Perhaps I should accompany the patients on this train ride. After all, there will need to be plenty of food and drink to go around!
I can be like the lady on the Hogwarts Express, except I'm younger, have less dimples, and am not a woman. XD
Oh and the special today is blueberry pancakes! :)
Blueberry Pancakes!!!!!! Count me in!!!
*Jumps onto train*
Choo Choo!
I'll go!
You know...in case one of the patients has an emotional breakdown. :P
YAY EVERYONE LIKES TRAINS :D
Anyone else? :D
* jumps also in the train *
Let's escape the asylum for now. :P
YAY
FREEDOM TRAIN! :D
Quote from: Delling on December 04, 2006, 06:02:11 PMOH... It was because I grew wings and flew... though I developed them of pure imagination... not unlike my current pet dragon-cat :suffer:
Having an imaginary pet is allowed in the Asylum (by patients of course). They don't need to be put in isolation for that. :scholar:
Quote from: Yonkey on December 04, 2006, 06:41:28 PMQuote from: Pacman928 on December 04, 2006, 06:29:22 PM
can i get on the train? ???
Sorry, you're not delusional enough. :-\
;P
He's not? Anyways, he's in the Asylum and every patient can go on the (holoroom) train. :pleased:
Quote from: Farquhar on December 04, 2006, 09:06:28 PMPerhaps I should accompany the patients on this train ride. After all, there will need to be plenty of food and drink to go around!
Staff is also allowed to take part in the 'train ride'.
Quote from: Rosella on December 05, 2006, 03:29:13 AMI'll go!
You know...in case one of the patients has an emotional breakdown. :P
Suuuuuure. :pokerface: Anyway, see my previous comment.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 05, 2006, 12:30:02 PM* jumps also in the train *
Let's escape the asylum for now. :P
Escape everyday life in the Asylum, you mean. :pleased:
BTW, I'll be monitoring this train ride from my office, in case those of my Staff accompanying you need any assistance, or if patients start harming each other in whatever way possible. If that happens, guardcats will enter the holoroom at once and the program will shut down instantly. :pokerface:
:zzz:
But is a REAL TRAIN!
As I'm now bodily on the train, might I inquire where we're going?
EDIT:
Ah, and my thanks to all who campaigned so successfully for my timely release.
NOW, let's all go eat CANDYLAND!
Sugar, sugar, sugar.
I don't need sugar, but I like it. :P
When will we get there?
Quote from: copycat on December 04, 2006, 04:16:20 PM
Quote from: Deloria on December 04, 2006, 11:54:57 AM*pleads that Delling be allowed out of the isolation room in order to see the train* :D
If Delling agrees not to imagine he's walking on walls or ceilings while he's out, and claiming there's something wrong with gravity, your plead is granted.
:scholar: :D
Quote from: Delling on December 05, 2006, 04:30:33 PM
As I'm now bodily on the train, might I inquire where we're going?
Candyland. :D And Etheria whilst we're at it if that's okay with the other patients. :)
*gets on the tour of the asylum train* wee!!
speaker-you are now passing the holoroom. one of the latest improvements in the asylum. you can make all of your wildest dreams come true.
We're on a REAL TRAIN though! A REAL TRAIN to Candyland and Etheria!
* becomes verry active *
Look like I had some sugar today! ;D
Quote from: MangoMercury on December 06, 2006, 01:56:50 PMWe're on a REAL TRAIN though! A REAL TRAIN to Candyland and Etheria!
See how good a replica the holoroom makes? She thinks it's a real train! :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 06, 2006, 02:20:41 PM* becomes verry active *
Look like I had some sugar today! ;D
Auto-suggestion has a lot of impact on psychiatric patients... :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 06, 2006, 09:34:20 AMspeaker-you are now passing the holoroom. one of the latest improvements in the asylum. you can make all of your wildest dreams come true.
passing?
Also, 'your
wildest dreams', maybe not quite. :pokerface:
:zzz:
speaker-you are now passing the padded cells and the patients rooms. this is where the majority of the patients here in the tsl asylum live.
if you look to your right you can see the guardcats doing their job-making sure no patient escapes. rarely have they failed. as you can see, the copycat is giving the new guardcats some basic training.
There are far too few papayas in this thread. I demand that it gets more immediately. ;D
*Chibi Legolas jumps onto Train* I'm Conducter! Cho Cho!
Quote from: NathanialRoyale on December 07, 2006, 11:27:28 AM
*Chibi Legolas jumps onto Train* I'm Conducter! Cho Cho!
But we all don't have any tickets. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 06, 2006, 04:26:19 PMspeaker-you are now passing the padded cells and the patients rooms. this is where the majority of the patients here in the tsl asylum live.
if you look to your right you can see the guardcats doing their job-making sure no patient escapes. rarely have they failed. as you can see, the copycat is giving the new guardcats some basic training.
The majority of the patients? You mean not all of them?
And about the guardcats
rarely having failed. Excuse me but they
never failed. I also didn't like the 'the' you put before my name, just 'copycat' or 'CC' will suffice. :scholar:
Quote from: telepathic_cat on December 06, 2006, 06:46:25 PMThere are far too few papayas in this thread. I demand that it gets more immediately. ;D
Why?
:o [spoiler]Chloroform extract of Carica papaya seeds induces long-term reversible azoospermia in langur monkey[/spoiler] :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 07, 2006, 02:47:46 PMBut we all don't have any tickets. :P
*Tickets appear out of thin air in front of all passengers of the holotrain.* :pleased:
And now...
*curtain at the far end of the Asylum is drawn aside and reveals a sign 'animal center', above a stair(way) going one floor down.*
This is the place to get the perfect food for your pet. Also, if you're going on a journey, your pet will be looked after inhere. 8)
PS: The
real reason why I created this section will be revealed shortly... ::)
:zzz:
well, you are the one and only copycat. ;P ;D
NO, I AM SPARTACUS!
Yes, we know. Just relax and have some warm milk right now. :P
Might I please request some as well? :)
Dogcoockies, my doggy doesn't like these he want quality food. :raf:
Do you also have steaks and beef?
Now that makes my dog so large. ::)
*pets Cerberus* :D
*Jumps on Cerberus's back, makes motorcycle noises*
Go, doggie, go!!! :suffer:
TC! Don't hurt Cerberus!!
He might get angry at you and start biting. :o
I teached him not to bark anymore, but attack first :P
*knights Cerberus* ;D ::)
*breaks it down.....old school style*
The nutcases! They are all around me! They are out to get me! Can't take the pressure...
Racx! that are just the gaurdcats trying to restrain you. XD
I know because of my anti-hologramglasses.
They might look big, but it are just the gaurdcats. :P
*feels the need to knight the guardkitten too* ;-D
*watches TC sitting on Cerberus while Cerberus does a flip*
cool :o
I CAN'T TAKE IT! *rocks back and forth in corner*
Aw. :-\ He couldn't possibly be talking about us, could he? :P
Quote from: Deloria on December 10, 2006, 08:06:10 AM
Aw. :-\ He couldn't possibly be talking about us, could he? :P
nááá. He's talking about those imaginary people over there ;D
OLDSKOOL!!
omg!! a cerebrus!! *pets* yay!! :D
*joins Pacman in doting on the Cerberus* ;D
is it the evil cerebrus from kingdom hearts? :pokerface:
No, it's my doggy comming whit me in the holoroom.
CC allowed it. ::)
(allright I mannaged to get him in here whitout CC noticing it)
Maybe he noticed by the scanners there are. :P
Quote from: icarus on December 10, 2006, 08:31:35 AM
Quote from: Deloria on December 10, 2006, 08:06:10 AM
Aw. :-\ He couldn't possibly be talking about us, could he? :P
nááá. He's talking about those imaginary people over there ;D
Ah. :D *is glad they're not causing Jason any grief* ;P
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 07, 2006, 06:35:38 PMwell, you are the one and only copycat. ;P ;D
That's why 'the' is not necessary. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 08, 2006, 11:59:17 AMDogcoockies, my doggy doesn't like these he want quality food. :raf:
Do you also have steaks and beef?
Now that makes my dog so large. ::)
Who said we were giving your doggy dogcookies? If your doggy wants steaks and beef, we will provide it for him. However, that food might not be in its native form and might not be pure. After all, we have to make sure your doggy gets
all necessary vitamins, not only those found in meat-products. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on December 08, 2006, 02:00:20 PM*pets Cerberus* :D
*guardkittens feel betrayed by Deloria's behavior* :-\
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 09, 2006, 09:08:58 AMHe might get angry at you and start biting. :o
I teached him not to bark anymore, but attack first :P
If I see that dog of you even just one millisecond growling at another patient, or starting to strike, a dozen guardcats will have him in a nice cage faster than you can say 'sit doggy'. :evil:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 10, 2006, 04:00:19 AMRacx! that are just the gaurdcats trying to restrain you. XD
I know because of my anti-hologramglasses.
They might look big, but it are just the gaurdcats. :P
There are
big guardcats
are too. In fact, there are quite a lot of them around. See those black panthers overthere? :scholar:
Seriously, where's do you get those nifty anti-hologramglasses?
Quote from: Deloria on December 10, 2006, 07:13:14 AM*feels the need to knight the guardkitten too* ;-D
*guardkittens turn (and run) away from Deloria as she approaches them* :'(
Quote from: racx_00 on December 10, 2006, 07:36:21 AMI CAN'T TAKE IT! *rocks back and forth in corner*
There, there.
Comfort counselor needed here!I can see you're suffering from a great deal of stress, I'm taking you off-duty for some weeks. Just try and relax, okay? :bob:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 10, 2006, 11:00:23 AMNo, it's my doggy comming whit me in the holoroom.
CC allowed it. ::)
(allright I mannaged to get him in here whitout CC noticing it)
Maybe he noticed by the scanners there are. :P
Your doggy can join you wherever you wish. However, rest assured everyone I noticed your doggy went with you in the holoroom. The fact I don't comment on it, doesn't mean I didn't see it, just that it doesn't warrant any remark. :pleased:
:zzz:
I'll go and take care of Jason while Kelsey is on her way. *runs to Jason's cell to give him some warm milk and a hug*
It's just all too much... :'(
Shhh...shhh...it's okay...drink some warm milk. It's calming, you know. :P What's too much?
All of it, everything, everyone... they are all out to get me...
No, they're not. We all love you...it's okay, really. :)
Omgsh! Jason! *hugs* I'm here now. :P Why do you think they're out to get you?
:o snap out of it man!!
*feels saddened by the guardkittens behaviour and hopes she'll win back their favour eventually* :-\ :-[
Quote from: copycat on December 10, 2006, 04:01:19 PM
There are big guardcats are too. In fact, there are quite a lot of them around. See those black panthers overthere? :scholar:
Seriously, where's do you get those nifty anti-hologramglasses?
I'm a very handy person that can make anything out of anything. :scholar:
He turned my shoe into a vaccum cleaner! :D
lucky... :P
Then you should have seen what I have done to you bed. :P
*looks around suspiciously* :sneaky: Alright, what happened to my imaginary sceptre? :pokerface:
Quote from: Lollotte on December 10, 2006, 05:16:32 PMI'll go and take care of Jason while Kelsey is on her way. *runs to Jason's cell to give him some warm milk and a hug*
Cell? You must mean office. :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 11, 2006, 04:15:43 AM:o snap out of it man!!
:o What are you doing shouting at the entrance to the staff section? QUIT IT! If he were to hear you, it would only aggravate his precarious condition. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on December 11, 2006, 05:24:24 AM*feels saddened by the guardkittens behaviour and hopes she'll win back their favour eventually* :-\ :-[
/me runs to Deloria, says 'You should've thought of that before you started petting that dog' really quick and runs away again* :-X
My guardkittens have a
very good memory, you know. And especially these kinds of things leaves a strong connection.
Quote from: Rosella on December 10, 2006, 08:25:50 PMOmgsh! Jason! *hugs* I'm here now. :P Why do you think they're out to get you?
It's a good thing the Psychiatric Nurse was at her post to provide first comforting aid. But now that you're here, she can get back to her regular duties. BTW, Thanks Lollotte! 8)
Quote from: Deloria on December 11, 2006, 03:21:33 PM*looks around suspiciously* :sneaky: Alright, what happened to my imaginary scepter? :pokerface:
It's lying on your imaginary throne? :P
PS: I think I need to install the British Spell checker (if that's available), because the US one thinks 'behaviour' is spelled wrong.
:zzz:
*expresses his rights as a patient*
Can I get a straight jacket, or do you charge more for those CC? :D
Perhaps a nice bowl of soup would help to ease your stress Jason. It's quite good, the best soup any asylum has to offer! :yes:
Quote from: Farquhar on December 12, 2006, 11:37:31 AM
Perhaps a nice bowl of soup would help to ease your stress Jason. It's quite good, the best soup any asylum has to offer! :yes:
What kind of soup will be severd today?
Chicken soup! :)
Pretty common sounding I know, but I am sure that all of you will find this to be the best darn chicken soup you've ever had!
*adds noodles to the chicken soup.* :P
Blast! I knew I had forgotten something! XD
Now I want one plate of noodle chicken soup
(Can I turn it into a giant gaurdcatscaring noodle-chicken or chicken-noodle? XD)
Quote from: Questing Character on December 11, 2006, 11:09:53 PMCan I get a straight jacket, or do you charge more for those CC? :D
I do not charge on the use of straight jackets, but why do you need one? :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 12, 2006, 12:35:12 PM(Can I turn it into a giant gaurdcatscaring noodle-chicken or chicken-noodle? XD)
The guardcats are rather fond of chicken soup too. The noodles however... :scholar:
:zzz:
i need my straightjacket!! :P
Quote from: Lollotte on December 10, 2006, 05:16:32 PMI'll go and take care of Jason while Kelsey is on her way. *runs to Jason's cell to give him some warm milk and a hug*
*throws warm milk* It's poisoned! You're trying to kill me! Everyone is!
Jason, no one's trying to kill you. You're safe in the Asylum with friends...shhh...it's going to be fine...
Oh and Michael, you are wearing your straightjacket...in case you didn't notice. :P
Nien! You're all trying to kill me... you all hate me! Leave me alone!
Whence arises this paranoia of yours?
Quote from: racx_00 on December 13, 2006, 07:04:03 AMNien! You're all trying to kill me... you all hate me! Leave me alone!
Why would we want to kill you? We <3 you! (and no, not to death)
Delling, please refrain from asking racx questions, and leave it to the professionals, okay? Thank you for your co-operation. :pleased:
What do you mean professionals and who's this Delling of whom you speak? I'm Dr. Displacement. :P :thumbsup: ??? :thumbsdown: :-\ XD
sure ::) :P
Quote from: copycat on December 13, 2006, 04:01:32 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on December 13, 2006, 07:04:03 AMNien! You're all trying to kill me... you all hate me! Leave me alone!
Why would we want to kill you? We <3 you! (and no, not to death)
Delling, please refrain from asking racx questions, and leave it to the professionals, okay? Thank you for your co-operation. :pleased:
CC is speaking the absolute truth, Jason, we love you, and you're safe here...just take deep breaths...calm down. It'll be okay. We're right here.
Quote from: copycat on December 13, 2006, 04:01:32 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on December 13, 2006, 07:04:03 AMNien! You're all trying to kill me... you all hate me! Leave me alone!
Why would we want to kill you? We <3 you! (and no, not to death)
Delling, please refrain from asking racx questions, and leave it to the professionals, okay? Thank you for your co-operation. :pleased:
Racx you're right they try to kill all of us by their love for us. :o
* runs endlesly in circles while sreaming: "THE WORLD IS FALLING" * :P
*picks up imaginary sceptre and sits on imaginary throne and summons parliament* ;D ::)
*makes guardkitten an MP and the guardkitten takes up its post as speaker for the House of Commons* ::) ;D
Quote from: Delling on December 13, 2006, 06:00:15 PMWhat do you mean professionals and who's this Delling of whom you speak? I'm Dr. Displacement. :P :thumbsup: ??? :thumbsdown: :-\ XD
Where's your credentials? :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 14, 2006, 10:46:20 AM
Racx you're right they try to kill all of us by their love for us. :o
I specifically excluded that one, didn't you learn to read properly? :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on December 14, 2006, 11:59:26 AM*makes guardkitten an MP and the guardkitten takes up its post as speaker for the House of Commons* ::) ;D
Nonononononono, the guardkittens aren't
that easily bribed and/or persuaded. They still have a grudge against you so:
/me respectfully declines offer from far away :deal:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on December 14, 2006, 04:04:34 PM
Quote from: Delling on December 13, 2006, 06:00:15 PMWhat do you mean professionals and who's this Delling of whom you speak? I'm Dr. Displacement. :P :thumbsup: ??? :thumbsdown: :-\ XD
Where's your credentials? :pokerface:
They're on my other persona XD
I'm sure they are. :P
can you fly?
Quote from: Lollotte on December 13, 2006, 09:51:05 PM
Quote from: copycat on December 13, 2006, 04:01:32 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on December 13, 2006, 07:04:03 AMNien! You're all trying to kill me... you all hate me! Leave me alone!
Why would we want to kill you? We <3 you! (and no, not to death)
Delling, please refrain from asking racx questions, and leave it to the professionals, okay? Thank you for your co-operation. :pleased:
CC is speaking the absolute truth, Jason, we love you, and you're safe here...just take deep breaths...calm down. It'll be okay. We're right here.
You're lying aren't you? Everyone is... except Gilgamesh... he knows the truth.
Quote from: racx_00 on December 15, 2006, 07:32:21 AM
You're lying aren't you? Everyone is... except Gilgamesh... he knows the truth.
Thanks racx, now where did you left your metal bat? :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 14, 2006, 06:12:34 PM
can you fly?
*looks sadly around at lack of happy pill injections* No. :no: :-\
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 15, 2006, 12:01:22 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on December 15, 2006, 07:32:21 AM
You're lying aren't you? Everyone is... except Gilgamesh... he knows the truth.
Thanks racx, now where did you left your metal bat? :P
Now you're trying to use me! >:(
Everyone hates me! No one likes me! You're all out to get me!
Quote from: racx_00 on December 16, 2006, 08:11:44 AM
Now you're trying to use me! >:(
Everyone hates me! No one likes me! You're all out to get me!
I only need it to get rid of those gaurdcats walking towards me trying to hug me. :P
The guardcats? They're trying to get me! They're all out to get me!
*rocks back and forth*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 16, 2006, 08:48:49 AM
Quote from: racx_00 on December 16, 2006, 08:11:44 AM
Now you're trying to use me! >:(
Everyone hates me! No one likes me! You're all out to get me!
I only need it to get rid of those gaurdcats walking towards me trying to hug me. :P
I didn't know guardcats were permitted to hug. :P Why in the world do you want to do them bodily harm? :-\
hugging isnt bodily harm. :P
XD Indeed not. :P Hitting them with a metal bat is, though. ;)
I want to know if it hurts the gaurdcats when I hit them whit the metal bat of Racx. ::)
It does. :)
how do YOU know? :P
if I can't have the metal bat then I'll have to find another iten to use on them
* looks in his room and finds: "A BANANA" *
Now I have something to hit the gaurdcat whit. :D
*does her best to protect the guardcats*
*eats banana & replaces with banana peel* ;P
What? :D Neil's insane? :D
Nah, just hungry. ;-D
*puts on cat ears and a tail*
I'm a guardcat. Don't tell anyone.
* throws banana peel on the ground and sees a gaurdcat slip on it * ;D
It worked!! :D
*sees Gilgamesh continue hallucinating* ;P
He made Mango slip? ;P
Quote from: Deloria on December 17, 2006, 06:29:37 AM
*sees Gilgamesh continue hallucinating* ;P
well since the gaurdcats clean up asap. I have to think a patient is a gaurdcat :P
Quote from: Yonkey on December 17, 2006, 07:37:37 AM
He made Mango slip? ;P
That's right.
He looked good enough to look like a gaurdcat.
So, you're saying all the guardcats are really patients? :P
yes :P
Quote from: Deloria on December 17, 2006, 08:29:10 AM
So, you're saying all the guardcats are really patients? :P
CC put a mask on some of the patients to make them look like gaurdcats. :P
But then why do they harbour such a grudge against Cerberus?
Quote from: racx_00 on December 15, 2006, 07:32:21 AMYou're lying aren't you? Everyone is... except Gilgamesh... he knows the truth.
Why would we be lying about this? What would we gain by doing this? ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 15, 2006, 12:01:22 PMThanks racx, now where did you left your metal bat? :P
Oh trust me, that metal bat is safe & sound in
my safe.
Quote from: racx_00 on December 16, 2006, 08:11:44 AMEveryone hates me! No one likes me! You're all out to get me!
I still fail to see why.
Quote from: racx_00 on December 16, 2006, 09:16:54 AMThe guardcats? They're trying to get me! They're all out to get me!
*rocks back and forth*
/me instructs guardcats to stay as far away from racx as possible
If they were, it would only be in your best interest. They would not harm you in any way. :pleased:
In normal circumstances, the guardcats don't enter the staff section.
The closest a guardcat can get is the entrance to the patient-section. Every communication between me & them is done in the security room, which is accessible only through the patient section. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on December 16, 2006, 09:45:30 AMI didn't know guardcats were permitted to hug. :P Why in the world do you want to do them bodily harm? :-\
Indeed, we have contracted a certain Comfort Counselor to do that kind of thing, even though the Psychiatric Nurse's hug is almost as good. :D
Quote from: Deloria on December 16, 2006, 10:29:12 AMHitting them with a metal bat is, though. ;)
Luckily, there is no metal bat available anywhere in the Asylum. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 16, 2006, 12:41:28 PMI want to know if it hurts the gaurdcats when I hit them whit the metal bat of Racx. ::)
If the metal bat were to touch them, it would. However, for such a metal bat to be able to get past the defenses used by the guardcats to deflect it, the 'hitter' would have little chance of doing so. :pokerface:
Quote from: MangoMercury on December 17, 2006, 02:19:03 AM*puts on cat ears and a tail*
I'm a guardcat. Don't tell anyone.
A bit better than proclaming you're RW, but still not good enough. 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 17, 2006, 08:06:55 AM
Quote from: Yonkey on December 17, 2006, 07:37:37 AM
He made Mango slip? ;P
That's right.
He looked good enough to look like a gaurdcat.
If you're referring to Mango as a 'he', you're
definitely hallucinating. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 17, 2006, 11:25:46 AMCC put a mask on some of the patients to make them look like gaurdcats. :P
Why would I do such a thing and most importantly, which patients? :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on December 17, 2006, 11:31:24 AMBut then why do they harbour such a grudge against Cerberus?
The patients or the guardcats?
I don't know about the patients, but the guardcats don't have a grudge against Cerberus. As long as he/she/it behaves, they see no reason too.
:zzz:
why cant the guardcats be actual cats?
Quote from: copycat on December 17, 2006, 03:35:28 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 17, 2006, 11:25:46 AMCC put a mask on some of the patients to make them look like gaurdcats. :P
Why would I do such a thing and most importantly, which patients? :pokerface:
*Jumps up and down and waves her hand in the air*
Can I be one?? Please please please!!! :D
Well I'm back and stress free. Ready to work again! :D
* goes to the gym *
time to train my muscles. ;D
Quote from: Zelly on December 18, 2006, 05:26:49 AM
Quote from: copycat on December 17, 2006, 03:35:28 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 17, 2006, 11:25:46 AMCC put a mask on some of the patients to make them look like gaurdcats. :P
Why would I do such a thing and most importantly, which patients? :pokerface:
*Jumps up and down and waves her hand in the air*
Can I be one?? Please please please!!! :D
XD Oh, me too, please! !!! :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 18, 2006, 11:00:07 AM
* goes to the gym *
time to train my muscles. ;D
Doesn't this belong in the TRAIN thread. ;D
Quote from: Petra Rocks on December 18, 2006, 11:13:44 AM
Doesn't this belong in the TRAIN thread. ;D
No, it's my change to get out of the asylum
1. be stronger than the gaurdcats
2. manage to escape.
Or turn your muscles into a train. XD That would be hard for the gaurdcats to stop. ::)
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 17, 2006, 04:27:11 PMwhy cant the guardcats be actual cats?
The guardcats
are actual members of the feline family. :scholar:
Quote from: racx_00 on December 18, 2006, 06:18:32 AMWell I'm back and stress free. Ready to work again! :D
Already? That seems to be a (too) quick recovery. I don't trust it, take some extra time off and don't worry. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 18, 2006, 01:54:40 PMNo, it's my change to get out of the asylum
1. be stronger than the gaurdcats
2. manage to escape.
Even if you manage to get stronger than
one guardcat (which I highly doubt) there's still more than one of them against one of you. :pokerface:
Quote from: Petra Rocks on December 18, 2006, 02:03:39 PMOr turn your muscles into a train. XD That would be hard for the gaurdcats to stop. ::)
That would be a first. If he starts thinking his muscles turned into a train, I'd think he was hallucinating. 8)
:zzz:
but, does that actually make them cats? ???
Quote from: copycat on December 18, 2006, 04:00:53 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on December 18, 2006, 06:18:32 AMWell I'm back and stress free. Ready to work again! :D
Already? That seems to be a (too) quick recovery. I don't trust it, take some extra time off and don't worry. :pleased:
Ok thanks! I'll go hang out in the garden! :D
*sigh* What's the outside world like, Jason? :P
* trains even more faster *
Need to get stronger than more than one gaurdcat. :P
Will a bit stronger tham 2 be enough? ???
Quote from: Deloria on December 19, 2006, 11:17:42 AM
*sigh* What's the outside world like, Jason? :P
Pretty good, but I prefer working and helping out patients. :D
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 18, 2006, 09:08:33 PMbut, does that actually make them cats? ???
QuoteFeline can refer to:
Felidae - the cat family, which includes lions, tigers and panthers.
Quote from: racx_00 on December 19, 2006, 12:43:13 AMOk thanks! I'll go hang out in the garden! :D
I was actually implying staying at home, since you don't seem to have left the Asylum for some time now. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 19, 2006, 11:18:35 AM* trains even more faster *
Need to get stronger than more than one gaurdcat. :P
Will a bit stronger tham 2 be enough? ???
Try: I'm not telling you the exact number. :pokerface:
Quote from: racx_00 on December 19, 2006, 11:27:54 AMPretty good, but I prefer working and helping out patients. :D
That attitude is commendable, but I'm still not putting you on duty again. :pleased:
:zzz:
isnt helping fun? ;D
*heads for home*
*gives Jason a hug before he leaves* XD
You never know when someone might need comforting. :P
*hugs back*
Well I'll be off now, I'll return late Friday! :D
Jason leaves!!!!
CC may I also leave? :D
* looks very kind to CC *
(I might loose those gaurdcats in the alley behind the asylum. ::)
Quote from: racx_00 on December 20, 2006, 05:47:23 AM*heads for home*
That's the perfect place to relax. :pleased:
Quote from: Rosella on December 20, 2006, 05:51:35 AMYou never know when someone might need comforting. :P
Since my stupid, inadequate, moronic boss decided to temporary relocate me from my nice desk across my beautiful female co-expert to an office where I'm all alone, I am in desperate need of some female attention. :-X
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 20, 2006, 01:15:56 PMJason leaves!!!!
CC may I also leave? :D
* looks very kind to CC *
(I might loose those gaurdcats in the alley behind the asylum. ::)
Of course he leaves, just as I leave every night to go to sleep. However, there's one important difference between you and Jason: he's staff and you're patient. So no, not even by looking very kind are you allowed to leave, and even if I were to let you, you wouldn't be able to loose the escorting guardcats. :scholar:
Quote from: racx_00 on December 20, 2006, 05:57:21 AMWell I'll be off now, I'll return late Friday! :D
Okay, see you back in two days! 8)
:zzz:
*hugs CC* XP
being alone isnt that bad!! you can.....erm......no it pretty much sucks. sorry. :-[ think of it this way: the better you do here, he might relocate you to a place where there are more beautiful women. ;)
I can't leave the asylum.
Wait I can do something else.
* goes to the nearest gaurdcat and asks him/her something *
Don't look at the spoiler!! :P
[spoiler]Can you open the door to Jason's room?
I need to prepare it for his welcome back party in the asylum. :D [/spoiler]
Nothing to see above here :pokerface:
* Goes to his room * ;D
Quote from: Rosella on December 20, 2006, 03:50:49 PM*hugs CC* XP
Thank you! BTW, Tomorrow I can relocate back to my own office, with the beautiful woman across me. Although by the time I relocate that beautiful woman will probably already have left back home, and next week there's a company holiday, which means I won't be joining an office with her for more than a whole week! :(
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 20, 2006, 05:57:04 PMthink of it this way: the better you do here, he might relocate you to a place where there are more beautiful women. ;)
Can't think of an office in my department which has (a) more beautiful woman than my own.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 21, 2006, 10:59:33 AM* goes to the nearest gaurdcat and asks him/her something *
Don't look at the spoiler!! :P
[spoiler]Can you open the door to Jason's room?
I need to prepare it for his welcome back party in the asylum. :D [/spoiler]
Nothing to see above here :pokerface:
* Goes to his room * ;D
*guardcat briefs Asylum Manager on Gilgamesh's request*
Open the door to Jason's office? I don't think so. Besides, offices are off-limits to patients. However, I'll give you access to Jason's patient room. When he comes back, I'll make sure he visits it (unless I forget of course, I tend to do that a lot :-\ ) :pleased:
:zzz:
*goes to the holoroom for an upgrade*
Whoot I may do it!! ;D
He will be so surprised when he returns :evil:
Wrong smiley I think, a well better use it while it's still available. ::)
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 21, 2006, 06:43:30 PM
*goes to the holoroom for an upgrade*
Will that be live pacman?
Instead of ghost guard cats Will chase you. Run run as fast as you can.... :o
ack!! *eats the big dot* *eats the guardcat, snding them back to their origional positions*
You can eat gaurdcats!! :o
Why haven't we escaped already? :P
* goes whit a guardcat who has many stuff whit him/her to racx his patient room.
I'll need all that stuf now. :D
you can only eat them when theyre blue :P
Well I'm back! :D
*walks to office*
* Jumps from behind his desk *
Surprise.
WB Racx!!
Don't look into your patientroom yet.
Some gaurdcat is bussy cleaning it. :P
Why is a guard cat cleaning my patient room?
Welcome back, Jason! :D
I saw a reference to an animal section in the court thread, might I be so bold as to ask to what was it referring? :)
welcome baclk jason!!
i see youve met the new guardcat lookalike. he cleans rooms. ;D
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 21, 2006, 06:43:30 PM*goes to the holoroom for an upgrade*
An upgrade to the holoroom? It's already top-of-the-line. Upgrade to yourself? In the holoroom: yes. Outside of the holoroom: no. :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 22, 2006, 12:58:06 PMack!! *eats the big dot* *eats the guardcat, snding them back to their origional positions*
Eating the guardcat ghosts in your game in the holoroom: yes. Outside of the holoroom: no. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 23, 2006, 04:41:57 AMYou can eat gaurdcats!! :o
Why haven't we escaped already? :P
* goes whit a guardcat who has many stuff whit him/her to racx his patient room.
I'll need all that stuf now. :D
He can only eat guardcat ghosts when he's in his game, not anywhere else. That's why you can't escape
that way (or any other way for that matter). Why would the guardcat have many stuff with her/him?
Quote from: Deloria on December 24, 2006, 06:14:38 PMI saw a reference to an animal section in the court thread, might I be so bold as to ask to what was it referring? :)
This? (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?topic=5167.msg203135#msg203135)
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 24, 2006, 10:08:17 PMi see youve met the new guardcat lookalike. he cleans rooms. ;D
That's actually a cat too. Not a guardcat, but a cleaning cat. Cats are very good cleaning staff. Have you ever seen a cat grooming her fur? :pleased:
:zzz:
EDIT: added missing quote.
yes i have. very wierd. :P
Don't look in your patient room Racx Don't do it.
[spoiler]* hides the secret even from the spoiler * XD :suffer: [/spoiler]
Some thing shouldn't be known.
*doesn't know* :'( :-[
well, thats good. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 26, 2006, 04:29:15 PMDon't look in your patient room Racx Don't do it.
[spoiler]* hides the secret even from the spoiler * XD :suffer: [/spoiler]
Some thing shouldn't be known.
*can see an undetermined shape through his scanners*
Foiled! :o
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on December 27, 2006, 02:03:30 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 26, 2006, 04:29:15 PMDon't look in your patient room Racx Don't do it.
[spoiler]* hides the secret even from the spoiler * XD :suffer: [/spoiler]
Some thing shouldn't be known.
*can see an undetermined shape through his scanners*
Foiled! :o
:zzz:
XD CC, can you please tell us what it was besides an undertermined shape? :D :P
Don't tell there is a pinata in Racx his patientroom in the shape of his metal bat.
Oops I think I told you all what it is. ;)
Time to party. ;D
I'll avoid the party for now, but thanks Gilgamesh! So thoughtful of ya! :D
Quote from: Deloria on December 27, 2006, 03:23:30 PMXD CC, can you please tell us what it was besides an undertermined shape? :D :P
Unfortunately, my scanners were unable to determine the nature of the undetermined object in such a small timeframe. And before it could muster enough cpu-time Gilgamesh had already revealed it, so I aborted the analysis. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 28, 2006, 03:10:11 AMDon't tell there is a pinata in Racx his patientroom in the shape of his metal bat.
Oops I think I told you all what it is. ;)
Time to party. ;D
So, is it okay to invite racx to join this party now? After all, it's supposed to be in honour of
his return, is it not? :scholar:
:zzz:
so jason hits his metal bat with his metal bat. :P
If he hit it my special brain-controllingpowder will be released and I'll control all the patient of the asylum. ::)
Or some candy will fall out of it. :P
personally, i like the candy better. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 28, 2006, 10:55:08 PMso jason hits his metal bat with his metal bat. :P
Actually, those are plastic replica's of his metal bat. You should know very well racx's
metal bat is securely locked in
my personal safe and he cannot bring another in. Anything entering the Asylum is scanned thoroughly and if something is undetermined by the scans and/or even resembles a bat it is manually inspected. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 29, 2006, 04:08:29 AMIf he hit it my special brain-controllingpowder will be released and I'll control all the patient of the asylum. ::)
Or some candy will fall out of it. :P
If there was brain-controllingpowder in this Asylum it would be confiscated immediately so it's probably candy. :pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 29, 2006, 12:06:08 PMpersonally, i like the candy better. :P
Sugarfree of course. :pokerface:
:zzz:
*suddenly realizes he has missed monthly treats*
Christmas chocolate would be appreciated ;D... ::) *has already gobbled up all the Christmas candies he got in RL*
ha ha :D you said rl. XD
you said rl also. :P
* goes to his room to get some more pinatas in diffrent shapes of metal bats *
PINATA FIGHT!
Aha! My plot to get two others to say rl worked like a charm!
You both fell into his trap and said "the two letters he wants you to say."
You poor buggers! :(
But the pit he fell in is even deeper than the trap he created.
I want some people to say Aln to make racx even more crazy.
It seems he didn't liked that word before so use it now.
* waits till CC brings Racx to his patientroom for the party * :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 31, 2006, 02:10:04 PM
I want some people to say Aln to make racx even more crazy.
It seems he didn't liked that word before so use it now.
Aln? :P
A L N!
aln.
My plan works! :D
If you put ie between the L and the N you must know why. :P
Oh... XD Alien? :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D Alien! :D
::)
the alien is going yo get trapped? ???
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 31, 2006, 08:32:54 PM
the alien is going yo get trapped? ???
No, but it makes Racx angry so he searches for his metal bat and then CC will lock him up in his padded cell.
Then we'll open the door and celibrate new year whit him in the asylum. ;D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 31, 2006, 02:10:04 PM* waits till CC brings Racx to his patientroom for the party * :D
Okay racx, you can come in now! :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on December 31, 2006, 04:19:10 PMQuote from: Gilgamesh on December 31, 2006, 02:10:04 PM
I want some people to say Aln to make racx even more crazy.
It seems he didn't liked that word before so use it now.
Aln? :P
I haven't got a clue. ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 31, 2006, 04:25:22 PMMy plan works! :D
If you put ie between the L and the N you must know why. :P
:idea: If you remove the 'a' at the front but leave all the remaining letters in its place you have the name of my niece. :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 01, 2007, 03:42:42 AMNo, but it makes Racx angry so he searches for his metal bat and then CC will lock him up in his padded cell.
Then we'll open the door and celibrate new year whit him in the asylum. ;D
He can search all he wants, he won't find it. If he starts exhibiting aggressive behaviour, I will of course put him in a padded cell (there are no personal padded cells). How that leads to opening a(n biometric) door that is not of your own room is beyond my comprehension though. :pokerface:
:zzz:
*walks in*
Wow this place looks like... a party zone! :D
*dances*
you are under arrest for partying too much :P
* walks towards a biometric field *
* holds his hand in the field * :P
"Person Identifeid, Welcome CC" XD
It works!!
[spoiler]I can fool my own made biometric field. :P
Now to go for the other ones[/spoiler]
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 03, 2007, 03:30:06 AM* walks towards a biometric field *
* holds his hand in the field * :P
"Person Identifeid, Welcome CC" XD
It works!!
[spoiler]I can fool my own made biometric field. :P
Now to go for the other ones[/spoiler]
LOL! ;D That was the biometric field of your own room you held your hand into and I decided to play a prank by playing the text you quoted through the sound system in your room. However, normally, the biometric field doesn't emit any sound since it doesn't have anything it can use to do that. It just allows those through which are authorized and not those who aren't. It's as simple as that. :pleased:
[spoiler]You can't make your own biometric field. Anything that could be used a non-asylum biometric field is confiscated at the entrance. And by examining the logs, nothing of the sort has been intercepted thus far. Nice hallucination though. :scholar:
:zzz:
how much biological secutiy does the asylum have? (ex-fingerprint scans, retina scans, etc)
Quote from: copycat on January 03, 2007, 04:00:52 PM
[spoiler]You can't make your own biometric field. Anything that could be used a non-asylum biometric field is confiscated at the entrance. And by examining the logs, nothing of the sort has been intercepted thus far. Nice hallucination though. :scholar:
:zzz:
For that I have my ways CC. :P
Racx can you give me some more useless stuff that you have? :raf:
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 03, 2007, 09:06:58 PMhow much biological secutiy does the asylum have? (ex-fingerprint scans, retina scans, etc)
/me stares at Pacman
You think I'm going to tell
that to a patient? :o :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 04, 2007, 03:54:27 AMFor that I have my ways CC. :P
Indeed, you have your ways to get hallucinations, they're summarized under the title 'being insane'. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 04, 2007, 03:54:27 AMRacx can you give me some more useless stuff that you have? :raf:
Not even the Asylum's Assistant Manager can get anything unauthorized past the security team searching everything (and everyone) entering the Asylum. :scholar: (and yes, that includes
me too.)
:zzz:
Well they let all my useless stuff come through because it's useless and well it's authorised. ;D
that makes no sense :P
Well then you're insane and should be admitted right away. :yes:
An other way of getting those items is by useing that secret passage though my closet that leads to the useless stuff department. :P
or just go to costco :P
Quote from: racx_00 on January 04, 2007, 04:44:45 PMWell they let all my useless stuff come through because it's useless and well it's authorised. ;D
Useless stuff is indeed authorised to go through even though I've got no idea why you want useless stuff. :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 04, 2007, 09:04:20 PMthat makes no sense :P
Yes it does.
Quote from: racx_00 on January 05, 2007, 10:47:19 AMWell then you're insane and should be admitted right away. :yes:
You mustn't consider those with less intellectual abilities as Asylum staff be considered insane. While it is true the Asylum only takes on the best of the best as staff, remember not everyone else is insane. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 06, 2007, 05:03:28 AMAn other way of getting those items is by using that secret passage though my closet that leads to the useless stuff department. :P
While there may well be an entrance to the secret passageways in the Asylum behind your closet, such entrances are protected by the best security available in the Asylum. So anyone besides staff (and security personnel) using those passageways (and even staff cannot enter the passageways without proper justification) is not able to use them. And they
definitely don't lead straight into that department. It's all a figment of your imagination.:pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 06, 2007, 08:52:32 AMor just go to costco :P
There is no Costco in the Asylum. :pokerface:
:zzz:
PS: Shoot, my inline British spell checking add-on is on longer compatible with this FF version. :-\
can we make a costco? their pizza is awesome!!
* places some palmtrees in his room and paints a beach on his rooms wall *
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 07, 2007, 07:16:54 PMcan we make a costco? their pizza is awesome!!
How about: no?
Besides, we have kitchen staff here that can make a pizza that's just as good, maybe even better. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 08, 2007, 11:31:57 AM* places some palmtrees in his room and paints a beach on his rooms wall *
Palmtrees, I can live with that. However, about that painting, since the last time someone tried to paint the walls, a special film has been attached to the wall which repels normal paint. And normal paint is all patients can get hold of. :pokerface:
:zzz:
can i have some "better-than-costco-pizza" pizza? :P
*looks around the asylum for someone impersonating Holbein so she can get him/her to paint her floor* ;D
Quote from: copycat on January 08, 2007, 04:03:34 PM
Palmtrees, I can live with that. However, about that painting, since the last time someone tried to paint the walls, a special film has been attached to the wall which repels normal paint. And normal paint is all patients can get hold of. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Whoot! palmtrees. ;D
And about that paint, I've let the gaurdcats do that.
* open his door *
speakinghour of the GOOD Gilgamesh is now started.
I'll cure any pain you have. :o
[spoiler]I'm a good person now ;D
I have changed and it sure feels great! :D[/spoiler]
can you cure my painful toe?
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 08, 2007, 07:45:26 PMcan i have some "better-than-costco-pizza" pizza? :P
Sure, just tell me what flavor you'd like, and I'll relay it to the kitchen staff. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on January 09, 2007, 08:24:38 AM*looks around the asylum for someone impersonating Holbein so she can get him/her to paint her floor* ;D
Apparently Holbein is dead, according to my define-add-on. And while someone may resemble him, that doesn't mean that person is also a good painter. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 09, 2007, 11:10:15 AMAnd about that paint, I've let the gaurdcats do that.
I didn't order the guardcats to start painting, and they only take orders from me, so you must've been hallucinating (agai)n. You seem very susceptible. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 09, 2007, 11:10:15 AM* open his door *
speakinghour of the GOOD Gilgamesh is now started.
Some questions: when does this speakinghour end, and why can't you be a GOOD Gilgamesh all the time? ::)
:zzz:
cheese or pepperoni
Quote from: copycat on January 09, 2007, 04:12:27 PM
I didn't order the guardcats to start painting, and they only take orders from me, so you must've been hallucinating (agai)n. You seem very susceptible. :pokerface:
If you say
please to the gaurdcats they will do a lot for you. :scholar:
Quote from: copycat on January 09, 2007, 04:12:27 PM
Some questions: when does this speakinghour end, and why can't you be a GOOD Gilgamesh all the time? ::)
First: If or when I become Evil again (what I'll never become again)
Second: The was before I changed.
3500 post sure change a lot of someone. ;)
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 09, 2007, 05:50:22 PM
cheese or pepperoni
Pepperoni will score you points with me. :P
Quote from: copycat on January 09, 2007, 04:12:27 PM
Quote from: Deloria on January 09, 2007, 08:24:38 AM*looks around the asylum for someone impersonating Holbein so she can get him/her to paint her floor* ;D
Apparently Holbein is dead, according to my define-add-on. And while someone may resemble him, that doesn't mean that person is also a good painter. :scholar:
But a patient might be impersonating him, it's easy to assume the party who would impersonate a painter would also be a good painter. :)
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 09, 2007, 05:50:22 PMcheese or pepperoni
/me order kitchen staff to make a
small pizza, one with cheese and another with pepperoni, for tasting purposes.
:pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2007, 12:27:36 AMIf you say please to the gaurdcats they will do a lot for you. :scholar:
As long as what you're asking for is on their duty list, yes. However, if it's not on that list, they won't do it, unless ordered by me, and painting walls is definitely
not on the duty list of guardcats. :scholar: Besides, I'll never order
guardcats to paint anything. I contract another party to do those kind of jobs.
Quote from: Deloria on January 10, 2007, 03:17:28 PMBut a patient might be impersonating him, it's easy to assume the party who would impersonate a painter would also be a good painter. :)
If it's a patient impersonating him, (s)he most definitely
won't be a good painter. :pokerface:
shouldn't Santa be loched up here too ??? ::) :P :o
Shouldn't I have been locked up ages ago when I first registered for impersonating someone called Deloria? ;P
* looks at racx * :o
Racx you don't look good.
What has happened to you?
CC Racx is ill!! :P
He's not ill, he's just no longer PacSanta! XD
Quote from: icarus on January 11, 2007, 02:14:02 AMshouldn't Santa be loched up here too ??? ::) :P :o
Too fresh. There's still chance for him to change his ways for the better so I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, as I do with all new posters until they have at least 100 posts. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on January 11, 2007, 09:24:45 AMShouldn't I have been locked up ages ago when I first registered for impersonating someone called Deloria? ;P
First, see my reply above.
Secondly, I don't submit people to the Asylum based solely on their nicknames. Are you impersonating the U.S. Writer my 'Define' lists as a possible use of 'Deloria'? Besides, if I were to go by nicknames, I'd have to be locked up in a prison for theft. A copycat is
always stealing things from other people. :o :-\ :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 11, 2007, 11:00:07 AM* looks at racx * :o
Racx you don't look good.
What has happened to you?
CC Racx is ill!! :P
Thank goodness I almost always use 'open in new tab' for quotes, or I might've had to click all the way back here, and now I could just do it again. :pleased:
Anyway, back on topic: *looks at Racx* I can't see anything wrong with him. What are you referring too?
:zzz:
hes not pacsanta, but there is a santa :P
I actually didn't find out about Ella Carla Deloria until after I'd registered. :P
* takes another look at Racx *
You're right CC, he has changed his face. :P
But such a change must have done something to his health. ::)
Quote from: Deloria on January 12, 2007, 12:22:18 AMI actually didn't find out about Ella Carla Deloria until after I'd registered. :P
Is that the full name of the US writer? For some reason, my 'Define' no longer lists anything for 'Deloria'. Now that's strange. Suddenly the definition appeared again, but a split second later it went back to 'No definition'. This thing is totally at random switching from the three definitions to no definition and back again. :-\ /me thinks 'Define word' has gone buggy.
If so, on which Deloria did you base your nick then? :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 12, 2007, 04:38:46 AM* takes another look at Racx *
You're right CC, he has changed his face. :P
But such a change must have done something to his health. ::)
Why do you think that when someone changes his appearance, there is something wrong with that person's health? For example, if I were to shave off my moustache, I would look a whole lot younger (and I already look younger than I am). So, by your definition, that would mean there's something wrong with my health. I don't think so. :scholar:
:zzz:
PS: Woohoo, my British inline spell checking is operational again! :D
*thought she took her nick from modifying deliria*
I'll need to do some further study on the effect of changing your avatar. :P
* takes a book called "autopsy for starters" *
changing your avatar is as good as changing you. it changes what people associate with you
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 13, 2007, 09:22:49 PM
changing your avatar is as good as changing you. it changes what people associate with you
Which reminds me that I recently changed my appearance slightly... XD
* Stops reading the book *
Now it's time to go to the kitchen.
(can have my birthday to be to an untasty one)
I still have till thursday to make it perfect.
What shall I make:
- Candy pie ;D
- Candy breakfast ;D
- Candy lunch ;D
- Candyland field trip ;D
- Candy, candy and more candy. ;D
- Candyjuice or sugarjuice ;D
Wait CC will never allow that so I'll have to do whit:
- Spinash pie :X
- apples
- orangejuice
[spoiler]I must find a way to get something better in the food
Wait I'll help in the kitchen before my birthday :scholar:
If only CC didn't read this. :([/spoiler]
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 13, 2007, 07:21:22 AMI'll need to do some further study on the effect of changing your avatar. :P
* takes a book called "autopsy for starters" *
What do autopsies have to do with the effects of changing an avatar? :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 14, 2007, 03:58:13 AM* Stops reading the book *
Now it's time to go to the kitchen.
(can have my birthday to be to an untasty one)
I still have till thursday to make it perfect.
What shall I make:
- Candy pie ;D
- Candy breakfast ;D
- Candy lunch ;D
- Candyland field trip ;D
- Candy, candy and more candy. ;D
- Candyjuice or sugarjuice ;D
Wait CC will never allow that so I'll have to do whit:
- Spinash pie :X
- apples
- orangejuice
[spoiler]I must find a way to get something better in the food
Wait I'll help in the kitchen before my birthday :scholar:
If only CC didn't read this. :([/spoiler]
There seem to be a lot of candy's in that first list.
Spinach pie? Why?
Apples and oranges are good for one's health. :scholar:
Getting into the kitchen won't get you anything candy. There simply isn't any there. There might be some in the storage room but only staff can enter that room. :pokerface:
:zzz:
use some sugar free candy canes!! *gives gilgamesh air* :P
In the unlikely event that I get cured, may I become a staff member? :sneaky:
Quote from: copycat on January 14, 2007, 03:37:51 PM
What do autopsies have to do with the effects of changing an avatar? :pokerface:
I need to know how to make chickensoup. ::)
Quote from: copycat on January 14, 2007, 03:37:51 PM
There seem to be a lot of candy's in that first list.
Spinach pie? Why?
Apples and oranges are good for one's health. :scholar:
Getting into the kitchen won't get you anything candy. There simply isn't any there. There might be some in the storage room but only staff can enter that room. :pokerface:
Candy's is nice, but it seems I can only use kitchenstuff?
Well then I won't put so much spinach in the food. :D
But There will be a PIE!
A sugary apple-pie. :P
Quote from: Deloria on January 15, 2007, 10:30:14 AMIn the unlikely event that I get cured, may I become a staff member? :sneaky:
In that
extremely unlikely event, you may
apply for a position. Whether or not you'll get it, is another matter. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2007, 10:39:48 AMI need to know how to make chickensoup. ::)
I rephrase my question then: what does chicken soup have to do with autopsies?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2007, 10:39:48 AMCandy's is nice, but it seems I can only use kitchenstuff?
Well then I won't put so much spinach in the food. :D
But There will be a PIE!
A sugary apple-pie. :P
You can only use non-sugar, non-caffeine substances. :scholar:
Why not? Spinach is healthy (not to mention tasty). :pleased:
I know there's some sweet substance in some fruit, but I don't know if apples are among those.
:zzz:
PS: inline spelling may be good for spelling errors, but it can't beat 'Preview' for tag-errors.
EDIT: forgot to merge :wall:
Quote from: copycat on January 15, 2007, 03:57:48 PM
I rephrase my question then: what does chicken soup have to do with autopsies?
Well I need to know how to slaughter the chicken. :P
* gets the anti-sugar *
Time to make a pie whit anti-sugar.
containing 0% sugar and sugar taste.
use a guilotine :P
Quote from: copycat on January 15, 2007, 03:57:48 PM
I rephrase my question then: what does chicken soup have to do with autopsies?
I think he meant autospies... but I don't know why they'd set autospies on chickens... :-\
Quote from: copycat on January 15, 2007, 03:57:48 PM
Quote from: Deloria on January 15, 2007, 10:30:14 AMIn the unlikely event that I get cured, may I become a staff member? :sneaky:
In that extremely unlikely event, you may apply for a position. Whether or not you'll get it, is another matter. :pokerface:
I was close to being cured before. :( *still doesn't quite know what happened* :P
Was she in Gilgamesh's jar? :P
No, the evils of the world were contained in Gilgamesh's jar. ;P Gilgamesh is Pandora, you see. ;P *really, REALLY belongs in the asylum*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 16, 2007, 02:55:52 PMWell I need to know how to slaughter the chicken. :P
Doing an autopsy on a chicken does not mean you're slaughtering it, bur rather determine how it has been slaughtered. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 16, 2007, 02:55:52 PM* gets the anti-sugar *
Time to make a pie whit anti-sugar.
containing 0% sugar and sugar taste.
That could easily be interpreted as containing:
a) 0% sugar, but also containing
b) 0% sugar taste :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 link=topic=5167.msg207139#msg207139 dahee=1169001973use a guilotine :P
The use of a guillotine has been outlawed for many years. :pleased:
(Wtf? The British English inline spelling checker has gone incompatible again, and FF hasn't upgraded since it last worked! ??? On the add-on site it says it should work though. :-\ Let's see what happens when I re-install...)
Quote from: racx_00 on January 17, 2007, 05:03:37 AMI think he meant autospies... but I don't know why they'd set autospies on chickens... :-\
What's an autospie? I'm not familiar with that word. ::)
Quote from: Deloria on January 17, 2007, 06:03:05 AMI was close to being cured before. :( *still doesn't quite know what happened* :P
That you were. But since then, many things have happened which up to today, have left a very negative mark in your personal record. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 13, 2007, 09:22:49 PM
changing your avatar is as good as changing you. it changes what people associate with you
Not really. I've been through tons of avatars, and at least Neil hasn't noticed the difference. XD
They managed to fit Cesar inside of Pandora's Jar? Geez, I'd hate to see whats under her bed... :P
Once you go marshmallow, you never go back. XB
*reads the previous posts* lol...
once a pink marshmellow, always a pink marshmellow :P
Quote from: copycat on January 17, 2007, 03:32:03 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on January 17, 2007, 05:03:37 AMI think he meant autospies... but I don't know why they'd set autospies on chickens... :-\
What's an autospie? I'm not familiar with that word. ::)
It's an automated robot spy. :P
Quote from: Jafar on January 17, 2007, 06:04:53 PM
They managed to fit Cesar inside of Pandora's Jar? Geez, I'd hate to see whats under her bed... :P
Mango is Cesar? :D :D Of course, it all makes sense now! ;D
Quote from: copycat on January 17, 2007, 03:32:03 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 16, 2007, 02:55:52 PM* gets the anti-sugar *
Time to make a pie whit anti-sugar.
containing 0% sugar and sugar taste.
That could easily be interpreted as containing:
a) 0% sugar, but also containing
b) 0% sugar taste :scholar:
* brings the chickenpie to the dinnerroom *
* and also places sugar-looking-animals whit 100% sugartaste on the plates *
Rings the dinnerbell
Time to eat my special made meal.
Ditto to the storm. :P
And apparently, Rosella did in Tamir. ;P
Quote from: racx_00 on January 18, 2007, 04:34:44 AMIt's an automated robot spy. :P
Then why not autosp
y?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 18, 2007, 12:07:32 PM* and also places sugar-looking-animals whit 100% sugartaste on the plates *
Rings the dinnerbell
Time to eat my special made meal.
Sugar-looking-animals, genial! How big are they?
:zzz:
au·top·sy /ˈɔtɒpsi, ˈɔtəp-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[aw-top-see, aw-tuhp-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, plural -sies, verb, -sied, -sy·ing.
–noun 1. inspection and dissection of a body after death, as for determination of the cause of death; postmortem examination.
2. an analysis of something after it has been done or made.
–verb (used with object) 3. to perform an autopsy on.
:P
Quote from: copycat on January 18, 2007, 04:01:17 PM
Quote from: Deloria on January 17, 2007, 03:17:44 PMNo, the evils of the world were contained in Gilgamesh's jar. ;P Gilgamesh is Pandora, you see. ;P *really, REALLY belongs in the asylum*
See how really, REALLY slim your chance is of being released from there?
Yup, but that's okay. :) I don't mind staying and I know in my heart I'm not insane. ;P
Quote from: copycat on January 18, 2007, 04:04:42 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on January 18, 2007, 04:34:44 AMIt's an automated robot spy. :P
Then why not autospy?
Because there is more than one, therefore it becomes a plural.
But don't ask me, he's the one that started going on about them. :P
Quote from: copycat on January 18, 2007, 04:04:42 PM
Sugar-looking-animals, genial! How big are they?
They fit on the biggest plate of the asylum
about 1.5 Metre with, 2 metre long and 4 meter high.
EDIT (By Yonkey): Broken quote tag.
:o i........need............a............sugar animal!!
Quote from: Jafar on January 18, 2007, 07:16:47 PMau·top·sy /ˈɔtɒpsi, ˈɔtəp-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[aw-top-see, aw-tuhp-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, plural -sies, verb, -sied, -sy·ing.
–noun 1. inspection and dissection of a body after death, as for determination of the cause of death; postmortem examination.
2. an analysis of something after it has been done or made.
–verb (used with object) 3. to perform an autopsy on.
:P
And this helps us, how? :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on January 19, 2007, 04:48:08 AMYup, but that's okay. :) I don't mind staying and I know in my heart I'm not insane. ;P
Somehow, CC had a hunch this post would end up in the Asylum-thread. :PAnyhow, this Asylum does not treat anyone's
heart, it focuses only on what's going on in the mind, and clearly not all is well there in your case at the moment. :scholar:
Quote from: racx_00 on January 19, 2007, 06:19:46 AMBecause there is more than one, therefore it becomes a plural.
In that case, it lacked the required 's' at the end. 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 19, 2007, 11:59:55 AMThey fit on the biggest plate of the asylum
about 1.5 Metre with, 2 metre long and 4 meter high.
:o Okay on the width and the length but the ceiling isn't 4 metres high anywhere in the Asylum, except maybe in the garden.
:zzz:
It might have been not that high (1 metre) and it also might have been not that long (0.5 metre) and well, that could also mean .....(0.40 metre) :P
But, you just need to think big! ;)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 22, 2007, 03:40:36 AMIt might have been not that high (1 metre) and it also might have been not that long (0.5 metre) and well, that could also mean .....(0.40 metre) :P
But, you just need to think big! ;)
Oh, I didn't notice someone had switched the glass in one of my glasses with a magnifying glass. No wonder everything started to look slightly unclear when I put on those glasses. And I
think big all the time, it's when it comes to
acting it, that's a problem. :pokerface:
:zzz:
PS: Dang, forgot to turn on my distributed computing client. :-\
you cant act big. either you are or arent. its kinda hard to shrink.
Quote from: copycat on January 21, 2007, 04:06:50 PM
In that case, it lacked the required 's' at the end. 8)
Guess I lost this one then. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 23, 2007, 05:48:43 PMyou cant act big. either you are or arent. its kinda hard to shrink.
You'd be surpised how
big I can act, given my [size=0]small[/size] stature. :pleased:
:zzz:
nah. i bout the lost "s". sold it on ebay. ;D
That reminds me Racx are you selling your live on E-bay?
I've heard an person tried to sell his Identity on E-bay
I could make millions off my life! At the moment though, I'll keep it. XD
people make lvl 70 WoW accounts and sell them on ebay for almost $1000
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 25, 2007, 06:36:38 PMnah. i bout the lost "s". sold it on ebay. ;D
My inline spell checker must have been malfunctioning at that time. How much did you buy/sell it for? Anyway, I also see a lost 'g'.
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 27, 2007, 08:46:51 PMpeople make lvl 70 WoW accounts and sell them on ebay for almost $1000
I've read they make lvl 20 GW accounts too and sell them at a big profit
However, access to Ebay is restricted in the Asylum. Playing MMORPG's such as WoW and GW is prohibited. :pleased:
Quote from: racx_00 on January 27, 2007, 08:19:27 PMI could make millions off my life! At the moment though, I'll keep it. XD
Lucky bugger. Mine is defective and I can't even return it to the manufacturer to fix it. :-X
:zzz:
* starts playing the CC-game on the asylum-network *
WOW is nothing compared to CC :P
A CC simulator? Do you get to manage virtual patients? XD
well, they do have games like trauma center and that one cout game for the ds.....
so tsl asylum manager might be fun!! ;P
plays theme Hospital ::)
this is serious ill
Quote from: Jafar on January 28, 2007, 10:17:55 PM
A CC simulator? Do you get to manage virtual patients? XD
Yes, that's it. :P
You can give each of the patient different treatments.
1. Hug treatment - a bear starts hugging the patient
2. sugarless diet - no more sugar :'(
3. brainsurgery - replace brain whit a rubber chicken
4. fieldtrip to the amusementpark :D
5. padded-cell - that should tell enough
6. psychiatric treatment - works every time, but isn't so much fun.
7. release - well I like to do that, but..... Game-over will appear then.
I have many patient in the asylum and you can even name them. :P
May we play KQ in here? :D Or is that also prohibited? :)
Quote from: Deloria on January 29, 2007, 01:53:08 PM
May we play KQ in here? :D Or is that also prohibited? :)
It better not be! >:(
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 28, 2007, 03:53:47 PM* starts playing the CC-game on the asylum-network *
WOW is nothing compared to CC :P
:pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 29, 2007, 03:57:11 AMYou can give each of the patient different treatments.
1. Hug treatment - a bear starts hugging the patient or Rosella, I added an extra choice menu
6. psychiatric treatment - works every time, but isn't so much fun. That's what every patient is getting now. So, even though the Staff is hopefull of full recovery, in the real TSL Asylum that may not always be the case. :-\
7. release - well I like to do that, but..... Game-over will appear then. Indeed, since the outside world does not belong to the TSL Asylum, that area is not in the game reviewed here. However, the TSL software engineering team is working on a simulation of the outside world, as an add-on to the game, in order to not alienate the patients completely from the real world.
PS: My comments have been added in italic in the quote. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on January 29, 2007, 01:53:08 PMMay we play KQ in here? :D Or is that also prohibited? :)
KQ 1-7 is available on all TSL pc's. :D MoE is not. :evil:
Quote from: Zelly on January 29, 2007, 02:17:06 PMIt better not be! >:(
Nobody orders the TSL Asylum Manager what to or not to do. :stop: :bob:
:zzz:
So...I guess you won't be shining my shoes then. XD
Why can't we play TLS in the asylum? :'(
release dates control the world :P
Quote from: copycat on January 28, 2007, 03:47:20 PM
Lucky bugger. Mine is defective and I can't even return it to the manufacturer to fix it. :-X
:zzz:
Yeah my life has a few defects, I'm hoping they'll repair them over the next few weeks. :D
The TSL demo's not on here? :-\
* makes protestboards *
TSL in the asylum and Keep the cow (MOE (sound of a cow)) in the asylum.
* goes by all patients to get their autograph *
Fill in the form for better treatment! :P
Quote from: Jafar on January 29, 2007, 03:58:20 PMSo...I guess you won't be shining my shoes then. XD
Nope. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 29, 2007, 04:26:52 PMWhy can't we play TLS in the asylum? :'(
TLS? Sorry, I'm not familiar with that game.
The TSL Demo is installed on the TSL Asylum's pc's of course. :pleased:
Quote from: racx_00 on January 30, 2007, 06:29:56 AMYeah my life has a few defects, I'm hoping they'll repair them over the next few weeks. :D
My defects are (at this time & place) unfixable. :-\
Quote from: Deloria on January 30, 2007, 10:18:17 AMThe TSL demo's not on here? :-\
Sure it is, why wouldn't it be? :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 30, 2007, 02:38:01 PMKeep the cow (MOE (sound of a cow)) in the asylum.
* goes by all patients to get their autograph *
Fill in the form for better treatment! :P
If you're using Dutch words I prefer you use
dit soort tekst. In English that would be 'moo', I think. But no, there are no cows in the Asylum. When they're acting insane they're a danger to other animals & people so they're destroyed. And you're already getting the best treament anyone can get in the TSL domain. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Moo is correct. :)
*goes on a futile quest to search for her sanity* ;D
*gets tired of doing that relatively soon and goes to replay the TSL demo* :)
cc can we all have a Daventry location in the simulationroom? That way we all can have (insane) conversations whit the king's quest heroes/characters.
* goes collecting all the protestboards *
Time for a ritual burning!!! :suffer:
* lits the fire *
[spoiler]don't look at the smal words!!
turn his tv on on the fireplace channel XD[spoiler]
Quote from: copycat on January 30, 2007, 04:21:58 PM
My defects are (at this time & place) unfixable. :-\
Mine might be fixed on February 15th or destroyed. XD
Quote from: Deloria on January 30, 2007, 11:18:21 PM*goes on a futile quest to search for her sanity* ;D
I wouldn't call that a futile quest. However, without proper guidance it's like looking for a needle in a haystack and you know how tiresome that can be. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on January 30, 2007, 11:26:28 PMcc can we all have a Daventry location in the simulationroom? That way we all can have (insane) conversations whit the king's quest heroes/characters.
You must mean the holoroom. Please address locations by their proper name. Anyway, sure I can create a program with a Daventry location, along with KQ characters. Is there any location you prefer or just the general countryside? I can have a new program installed in 24 hours, once I am aware of the proper parameters. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 31, 2007, 03:21:13 AM* goes collecting all the protestboards *
Time for a ritual burning!!! :suffer:
* lits the fire *
Sorry, there are no fires allowed in the Asylum, not even in the kitchen.
*sprinklers start operating above the location where the fire has been lit and extinguishes it almost instantaneously* (thank you, inline spell checker). :pokerface:
Quote from: racx_00 on January 31, 2007, 04:44:49 AMMine might be fixed on February 15th or destroyed. XD
Is it a coincidence that day is the one after February 14, which (apparently) has a special status? ::)
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on January 31, 2007, 04:08:58 PM
Sorry, there are no fires allowed in the Asylum, not even in the kitchen.
*sprinklers start operating above the location where the fire has been lit and extinguishes it almost instantaneously* (thank you, inline spell checker). :pokerface:
Hé that fire is on TV!!!! >:(
Not those boards I made.
Now the fireplacechannel is extinguished.
Well time to go to the other fireplace-channel.
* takes the control of his TV and ZAPPPP *
Quote from: copycat on January 31, 2007, 04:08:58 PM
Is it a coincidence that day is the one after February 14, which (apparently) has a special status? ::)
:zzz:
Well actually it had nothing to do with that evil day. But now that I think of it, that's also an upcoming problem. XD
*rides up in pirate ship*
*parks pirate ship outside of asylum*
*orders pirate crew to invade asylum*
*watches as crew fails and is defeated*
Dang. :(
you have to use the rear entrance :P
It was those guard cats! Smart little buggers, aren't they? XD
Nearly undefeatable. :yes:
But can they guard against... HUGS? ;-D
* open his secter door to the outside of the asylum *
[spoiler]gets into his closet whitch is painted like the outside[/spoiler]
well at least it looks like I'm outside. :P
I would like to see the terrain around the castle of Davenrty. And I meant the holoroom but I couldn't find the word at that moment so I called it the simulation room.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 31, 2007, 04:25:07 PMHé that fire is on TV!!!! >:(
Not those boards I made.
Now the fireplacechannel is extinguished.
Well time to go to the other fireplace-channel.
* takes the control of his TV and ZAPPPP *
You just build a cardboard TV around that fire in order for it to look like a TV, but the fire sensor s knew better than that.
Off topic: I
knew it, I just installed an update to my FF-theme and what just happened? Yes, the British English Dictionary has gone incompatible again. :-\
On topic again:
Taking control of your TV, don't you mean the remote control? The TV's are rather built into the wall, so you can't take control of it anywhere. :pokerface:
Quote from: tessspoon on January 31, 2007, 05:46:21 PM*rides up in pirate ship*
*parks pirate ship outside of asylum*
*orders pirate crew to invade asylum*
*watches as crew fails and is defeated*
Dang. :(
:pleased:
Quote from: racx_00 on January 31, 2007, 06:39:10 PMIt was those guard cats! Smart little buggers, aren't they? XD
There are a few smart big buggers among them too. :scholar:
Quote from: tessspoon on January 31, 2007, 08:04:47 PMNearly undefeatable. :yes:
Only nearly? :pokerface:
Quote from: Oldbushie on February 01, 2007, 12:00:37 AMBut can they guard against... HUGS? ;-D
Depends on the type of hug. If it's meant to suffocate, they can break free the one that's being suffocated. If it's a normal hug, why should they?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 01, 2007, 02:48:57 AM* open his secter door to the outside of the asylum *
[spoiler]gets into his closet whitch is painted like the outside[/spoiler]
well at least it looks like I'm outside. :P
Why not the holoroom? That's much better than just the back of your closet. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on February 01, 2007, 04:08:49 AMI would like to see the terrain around the castle of Davenrty. And I meant the holoroom but I couldn't find the word at that moment so I called it the simulation room.
Sometimes I can't find a word I'm looking for either, but if that happens I just start describing it. Anyway, I'll have that program ready for you in 24 hours. :pleased:
:zzz:
*sneaks new crew around to rear entrance of the asylum*
*uses secret weapon*
[spoiler]disguises self as CC[/spoiler]
*orders guard cats to leave the area*
We be breakin' Gilgamesh out and taking the booty!
*looks around for the state-of-the-art holoroom equipment*
thats in the holoroom and only cc knows the passkey.
What booty? ;P
*visits the garden and wonders if the pond's still off-limits*
Wouldn't the pond be frozen at this time of year? XB
What? :D There's snow/ the weather's freezing in Cyberspace? :D
Sure, why not! XD
Wootness. :D *goes ice-skating* ::)
*wonders if snow will interfere with raid* :P
Quote from: Yonkey on February 02, 2007, 08:54:47 AM
Wouldn't the pond be frozen at this time of year? XB
I think not.
It didn't snowed here.
snow will provide more cover :D
snow pirates? :o
snow people pirates :P
* goes whit a gaurdcat to the controls of the holoroom *
wait that can't happen
* wake up *
Asks the closest gaurdcat to put a new program in the holoroom
"Pirates of the sky" ;D
If they won't put it in the holoroom I'll program it myself. ::)
its called "sky pirates" :P
Moonstone Cannon, FIRE! XD
BOOM
* falls unconscious on the ground * :stars:
* sees himself ruling the world *
I would like to stay here forever! :D
*thinks it's been forever since he posted in here*
Quid omnes faciunt? Dico Latinam quia hic propter sic dicentem sum.
Oh, and the giant moose gives out cookies to the children. Why? because he can. :)
Goodbye hooooooorses!! I'm flyin' over you!!!
Quote from: tessspoon on February 01, 2007, 05:00:06 PM*sneaks new crew around to rear entrance of the asylum*
*uses secret weapon*
[spoiler]disguises self as CC[/spoiler]
*orders guard cats to leave the area*
We be breakin' Gilgamesh out and taking the booty!
*looks around for the state-of-the-art holoroom equipment*
Hmmm. that's
not the rear entrance to the Asylum. While there
may be a door at the back of the Asylum, it leads right back to the front (main) entrance. :scholar:
You think a simple disguise as that can fool the guardcats? Let me assure you I have made all the necessary precautions
nobody can pose as me. Of course, there are few guard cats in the visiting area, and they're patrolling most of the time so them leaving was no problem. Whether you'll be able to get into the patient section is another matter though, and the holoroom 'equipment' is embedded into the holoroom of course and can only be accessed through a terminal on the outside. The holoroom is also in the patient-only section, off-limits to visitors. :pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 01, 2007, 05:25:52 PMthats in the holoroom and only cc knows the passkey.
Passkey? What for?
Quote from: Deloria on February 02, 2007, 08:06:39 AM*visits the garden and wonders if the pond's still off-limits*
Depends on your (and everybody else's) intentions. To show my own good intentions, I'll remove the off-limit signs and blockades to a small part of the pond's side. :pokerface:
Quote from: Yonkey on February 02, 2007, 08:54:47 AMWouldn't the pond be frozen at this time of year? XB
Have you forgotten the Asylum's garden is also covered by a (either it's strong glass or strong plastic, I'm not disclosing the exact material) roof? So the temperature in there is also moderated, meaning the pond cannot get frozen, unless I were to cordon off the whole garden and lower its temperature to below zero. However, I have a feeling most patients won't like such a thing...
Quote from: Deloria on February 02, 2007, 09:37:54 AMWootness. :D *goes ice-skating* ::)
... Then again, maybe not! Ookay then: *keeps temperature in garden to -1° C so the pond stays frozen* *puts a (wonders what it's called) room in between the main patient building and the garden, in order for the warm air of the Asylum building to not get into the cold garden and vice versa.*
Quote from: tessspoon on February 02, 2007, 09:53:58 AM*wonders if snow will interfere with raid* :P
What raid? Your raid won't be getting into the patient section, ergo nto into the pond either. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 04, 2007, 11:18:38 AM* goes whit a gaurdcat to the controls of the holoroom *
wait that can't happen
* wake up *
Asks the closest gaurdcat to put a new program in the holoroom
"Pirates of the sky" ;D
If they won't put it in the holoroom I'll program it myself. ::)
TSL Asylum staff is always prepared to put new programs into the holoroom, unless such programs are meant to purposely maim other patients and/or staff. So I'll be loading cannons used in this game with fluffy cannon balls. The guns will also be firing fluffy bullets and at such a low speed they can't hurt anyone else. And if there are swords to be used, the will also be made of very soft plastic, bendable at the smallest touch. Anyway, the program is ready, as promised, a request to install a new program will be installed in 24 hours. It's not a guardcat that's programming and installing new programs by the way. There's a software staff to do that, but you'll never see them.
Quote from: telepathic_cat on February 05, 2007, 03:30:23 PMGoodbye hooooooorses!! I'm flyin' over you!!!
Horsies? *programs a few more horsies on the ground.* :D (Deliberate typos)
:zzz:
Sink me!
*frowns*
*wanders around visitors' section*
Blast, we not be gettin' anywhere. :(
*starts madly hacking at door to patient section with cutlass* >:(
* still unconscious * :stars:
* dreams of further domination *
* conquers: "the moon", "Mars", "Snikers", "Twix" * XD
In dreams everything is possible
*splashes water on gilgamesh*
*plants explosives by door*
Quote from: tessspoon on February 05, 2007, 04:28:21 PMSink me!
Sink ye? Gladly, however, there be no water where ye're standing. :pokerface:
Quote from: tessspoon on February 05, 2007, 04:28:21 PMBlast, we not be gettin' anywhere. :(
*starts madly hacking at door to patient section with cutlass* >:(
Ye cutlass be not doing any good to that door. And besides that one, there be also a biometric field located right behind it, so even if ye were to get past that one, ye'd still be stuck at the biometric field. Besides, by the time ye got through that door, there'd be an armada of guard cats awaiting yer posse. :pleased:
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 05, 2007, 05:17:48 PM*plants explosives by door*
Chute opens beneath the explosives and leads them to a safe location, whilst delaying the fuse from reaching the explosive charge. :scholar:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on February 06, 2007, 03:54:21 PM
Sink ye? Gladly, however, there be no water where ye're standing.
It be a piratical expression of surprise.
*reluctantly retreats*
This be takin' too long. We be needin' an easier target. (And one with more loot) :P
* wakes up in his bed *
strange dreams for sure. :P
What's my next plan to escape?
1. burning the asylum down
fire got extinguished
2. act like I'm death
No, I don't like the cold
3. becoming sane
AAAAAAAH That sounds to easy :P
4. Using me secret weapon.
A big asulym staff training far away (including all the gaurdcats)
5. Doing nothing at all. :stupid:
I'm good at that. :raf:
I'll do that. ;D
Quote from: tessspoon on February 06, 2007, 04:54:11 PMIt be a piratical expression of surprise.
It be just me playing with your selection of words. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 07, 2007, 03:27:47 AM4. Using me secret weapon.
A big asulym staff training far away (including all the gaurdcats)
My guardcats training for your benefit far away? :pokerface:
:zzz:
i think you cheated in disposing of my explosives :P *points bottle rockets at the door and lights the fuse* they go off in 3 posts! :P
* looks at pacmans attempt to escape the asylum *
Are you sure it works?
* takes a chair and a blastscreen to watch the show *
better be prepared. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 07, 2007, 09:11:37 PM
i think you cheated in disposing of my explosives :P *points bottle rockets at the door and lights the fuse* they go off in 3 posts! :P
LOL
*goes ice-skating again* :D *Thanks ever benevolent manager of this wonderful facility* :D
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 07, 2007, 09:11:37 PMi think you cheated in disposing of my explosives :P *points bottle rockets at the door and lights the fuse* they go off in 3 posts! :P
The Asylum is equipped with numerous security facilities to prevent escape attempts. Anyway, on to the current situation.
*guardcats put an explosive-proof barrel over the explosive. Once over the explosive, the barrel will close itself at the bottom too, by extending a floor from its sides, scooping up the explosive as it passes it.* :scholar:
Suddenly a loud
BOOM!!! is heard.
The casket did its job, the explosive force was contained. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 08, 2007, 06:25:06 AM* looks at pacmans attempt to escape the asylum *
Are you sure it works?
* takes a chair and a blastscreen to watch the show *
better be prepared. :P
Don't worry about the blastscreen. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on February 08, 2007, 01:10:17 PM*goes ice-skating again* :D *Thanks ever benevolent manager of this wonderful facility* :D
You're very welcome. :D
:zzz:
* searches for the ice *
Where's the ice then?
* gets into the holoroom *
Whoa, it's freezing in here. :o
curse you stupid casket!! gah!!
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 09, 2007, 03:28:52 AM* searches for the ice *
Where's the ice then?
* gets into the holoroom *
Whoa, it's freezing in here. :o
Why ask for the winter program when there's a perfect iced-over pond in the Asylum garden? :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 10, 2007, 01:05:44 PMcurse you stupid casket!! gah!!
I have now also programmed to Asylum scanners to pick up any explosives planted anywhere in the Asylum and instruct the nearest guardcat to take the appropriate measure to defuse the situation promptly, so you can't even get the chance to set off a bomb in
one post. And yes, there are explosive containing barrels located at strategic locations throughout the Asylum. They're hidden behind wall panels though and the only ones who know how to and 'reveal' the barrels and use them are the guardcats and me. So don't try to (gah, can't find the correct word in English
or Dutch atm) make one inoperable. :pokerface:
:zzz:
* Goes to the garden *
Yeah, there's ice here also. :D
* takes out his campfire in a box *
The only bad thing is it's not giving any heat. :'(
But the light makes it look cool. ;D
cc can we have a hot chocolat-stand on the skating rink.
I would like to have some hot chocolat after skating on the ice.
*enters visitor section*
icarus said I need to be locked up. So I came here. (Just me this time ;P)
*uses an acme door opener* :P
Why don't you use the elevator.
Go beck to the first floor and use the frontdoor. ::) :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 12, 2007, 10:08:08 AM* takes out his campfire in a box *
The only bad thing is it's not giving any heat. :'(
But the light makes it look cool. ;D
If you hold your hands close enough to the campfire, it should give off some heat. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on February 12, 2007, 10:13:39 AMcc can we have a hot chocolat-stand on the skating rink.
I would like to have some hot chocolat after skating on the ice.
I agree, those two items are inseparable. Be advised though, that since hot chocolate contains sugar, there will be a limit of one (small) cup of hot chocolate every other day. :pleased:
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 10:16:48 AM*enters visitor section*
icarus said I need to be locked up. So I came here. (Just me this time ;P)
I see, and did he mention
why you should be locked up? I've been monitoring your behavioural pattern rather closely since you joined and I can't detect anything in it which qualifies you as a patient in this Asylum.
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 12, 2007, 01:59:59 PM*uses an acme door opener* :P
Haven't you watched enough 'Road Runner'-cartoons yet to know ACME stuff
always backfires? :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 12, 2007, 03:27:04 PMWhy don't you use the elevator.
Go beck to the first floor and use the frontdoor. ::) :P
The patient elevator only goes one way: to the garden and back. The elevators located at the ground floor are meant for personnel only. Visitors are allowed to use it too, when accompanied by Asylum personnel. You see, unless there's Asylum personnel inside, the elevator won't work. And no, I'm not telling what Asylum personnel has to do to make it work and the visitors won't be able to see what (s)he is doing either. :pleased:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on February 12, 2007, 04:11:11 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 12, 2007, 01:59:59 PM*uses an acme door opener* :P
Haven't you watched enough 'Road Runner'-cartoons yet to know ACME stuff always backfires? :pokerface:
case in point
Coyote vs. Acme, Plaintiff's Opening Statement (http://www.jamesfuqua.com/lawyers/jokes/coyote-acme.shtml)
hehe 8)
ahh, but bugs bummy uses acme stuff and he always wins :P
Tessy was referring to this post of my:
Quote from: icarus on February 11, 2007, 01:43:37 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on February 11, 2007, 01:32:37 PM
Quote from: hercrabbiness on February 11, 2007, 12:27:31 PM
Oh wait, I see it! :o I thought you were making it up... "There couldn't be an asylum here! They wouldn't go THAT far!" I thought.
lol. You have no idea the depths of insanity you have just began to subject yourself to. ;P
*Runns after tessy shouting*
You need to be locjked up too, You need to be locked up too :P
And the fact of thinking of being a pirate having a ship and looting all people on see?
She IS a pirate!
* gets some hot chocolate from a gaurdcat *
Hot chocolate finally. :D
*thanks CC again* :D
*accepts a cup of hot chocolate* :)
Quote from: Shades2585 on February 12, 2007, 07:18:15 PMcase in point
Coyote vs. Acme, Plaintiff's Opening Statement (http://www.jamesfuqua.com/lawyers/jokes/coyote-acme.shtml)
hehe 8)
Nice. ;D
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 12, 2007, 08:08:56 PMahh, but bugs bummy uses acme stuff and he always wins :P
Must be products manufactured by other companies and re-labelled as ACME, whereas the products Mr. Coyote is getting are clearly manufactured by ACME itself. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on February 13, 2007, 12:54:15 AM
Tessy was referring to this post of my:
Quote from: icarus on February 11, 2007, 01:43:37 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on February 11, 2007, 01:32:37 PM
Quote from: hercrabbiness on February 11, 2007, 12:27:31 PM
Oh wait, I see it! :o I thought you were making it up... "There couldn't be an asylum here! They wouldn't go THAT far!" I thought.
lol. You have no idea the depths of insanity you have just began to subject yourself to. ;P
*Runns after tessy shouting*
You need to be locjked up too, You need to be locked up too :P
And the fact of thinking of being a pirate having a ship and looting all people on see?
When you have a strong enough mind, it is entirely possible to spend large amounts of time in this section of the TSL Forum and not become insane.You can take TSL Asylum staff as reference. Unless you are implying our excellent Comfort Counsellor is insane... :pokerface:
Also, remember we're in virtual reality at the moment. Henceforth, it is entirely possible for said person to assume different personae, as the user labelled 'copycat' is also doing. :pleased:
Quote from: racx_00 on February 13, 2007, 02:39:51 AMShe IS a pirate!
Like I said, only in a more elaborate way. :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 13, 2007, 05:43:55 AM* gets some hot chocolate from a gaurdcat *
Hot chocolate finally. :D
If you wanted it sooner, you should have asked for it sooner. However, the hot chocolate is only available to skaters, be advised. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on February 13, 2007, 02:24:46 PM*thanks CC again* :D
*accepts a cup of hot chocolate* :)
In case you hadn't noticed, the Asylum is doing all in its power to make patients
better, not worse. Providing an ice-skating place and accompanying hot chocolate is just another small step in achieving our ultimate goal, making ourselves dispensable. I, and the rest of the staff with me, accepts your compliments with pleasure. :pleased:
:zzz:
Just to remind you guys, your excellent comfort counselor is NOT insane. :P
I'm actually enjoying the sanity I've been able to bask in today. XD
shes been too sane at school!! run away!! :P
Quote from: Rosella on February 13, 2007, 07:24:07 PMI'm actually enjoying the sanity I've been able to bask in today. XD
Basking in your sanity, eh? Are you
sure you're not insane? :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 13, 2007, 09:29:16 PMshes been too sane at school!! run away!! :P
There's no such thing as being
too sane, young man. However, if you want to run away from our Official Comfort Counsellor, suit yourself. :pleased:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on February 15, 2007, 03:46:28 PM
Quote from: Rosella on February 13, 2007, 07:24:07 PMI'm actually enjoying the sanity I've been able to bask in today. XD
Basking in your sanity, eh? Are you sure you're not insane? :P
Yes, yes. Quite sure. XD
Ah, back to work. Rosella is absolutely perfectly sane. You all of my darling patients wouldn't happen to be able to recognize sanity, though, because of your own unstable states. :P
dances and start shouting:
back back back!!!
I'm complete sane............... well maybe not complete but...
Nobody is sane Lollotte.
Everyone has some insanity inside him- / herself
* gets a cup of coffee whitout coffee inside it *
I ordered coffee, not a cup whit only water that has coffee taste! >:(
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 16, 2007, 03:26:08 AM
Nobody is sane Lollotte.
Everyone has some insanity inside him- / herself
* gets a cup of coffee whitout coffee inside it *
I ordered coffee, not a cup whit only water that has coffee taste! >:(
I'm sorry but it's either that or nothing. Coffee isn't allowed. :P
what about decaf? :P
You'll have to discuss that with Bob, although I'd say no...
aw man!! decaf soda?
I would like to have my monthly sugar now!
I'm running low on action. :P
* drinks some water *
Isn't the same :'(
Quote from: Lollotte on February 16, 2007, 01:17:54 AMAh, back to work. Rosella is absolutely perfectly sane. You all of my darling patients wouldn't happen to be able to recognize sanity, though, because of your own unstable states. :P
My Darling, you're back again! :sweetheart:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 16, 2007, 03:26:08 AMNobody is sane Lollotte.
Everyone has some insanity inside him- / herself
You are incorrect. Everybody has some
craziness in them, but please do not confuse that with insanity. :pokerface:
Quote from: racx_00 on February 16, 2007, 04:02:02 PMI'm sorry but it's either that or nothing. Coffee isn't allowed. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 16, 2007, 10:12:11 PMwhat about decaf? :P
Quote from: racx_00 on February 18, 2007, 06:41:47 AMYou'll have to discuss that with Bob, although I'd say no...
You have clearly been misinformed, assistant. Decaf coffee is indeed allowed, since it does no longer contain any trace of hyperactive-inducing substances. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 18, 2007, 10:47:12 AMI would like to have my monthly sugar now!
I'm running low on action. :P
The monthly sugar is currently being distributed at the hot chocolate stand at the bank of the (frozen) pond in the garden. :scholar:
:zzz:
can i have caf. free soda?
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 18, 2007, 09:00:24 PMcan i have caf. free soda?
AFAIK, there's no caffeine in soda, however, I'll be happy to provide you with sugarfree soda. :pleased:
:zzz:
sweet!! give me 5 cases please!! :D
* goes to the kitchen to get some food *
* actualy goes to a sevant to get an apple, orange, banana and other food *
Time for a fruitjuice! :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 19, 2007, 06:03:28 PMsweet!! give me 5 cases please!! :D
You seem to have misread the guidelines I set on dispensing the hot chocolate beverages. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 20, 2007, 01:00:29 PM* goes to the kitchen to get some food *
* actualy goes to a sevant to get an apple, orange, banana and other food *
Time for a fruitjuice! :P
Indeed, patients can not get into the kitchen. They are not allowed either. Patients also do not have access to a food mixer to make the fruit into fruit juice. If you want tit, please hand it back to the kitchen staff and tell them you want them turned into fruit juice. After that, the servant will go to the kitchen, and mix the fruit into a nice fruit juice drink momentarily. :pleased:
:zzz:
PS: Wow, this must be the soonest I ever posted my last message on the TSL forum in a long time. :o
Quote from: copycat on February 18, 2007, 04:07:56 PM
My Darling, you're back again! :sweetheart:
Yes I am, and it's good to be back. *hugs* :smitten:
Everyone, CALM DOWN. We will organize your drinks according to what is appropriate and what you want, and everything will be fine. Just take deep breaths and relax your minds. :)
i cant have 5 cases of caf. free and sugar free soda?
* eats the apple and squises the orange to juice to drink *
What did you say about juice? :P
* let his doggy lick him clean *
Good doggy. ;D
O noes, my clothes are gone! :o Who took them? :P
*panics and runs around*
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 20, 2007, 08:32:57 PMi cant have 5 cases of caf. free and sugar free soda?
No you can't, they don't come in cases. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 21, 2007, 06:56:37 AM* eats the apple and squises the orange to juice to drink *
You can squish an orange into juice? :o Can't have been a real orange then. :pokerface:
Quote from: Oldbushie on February 21, 2007, 12:56:11 PMO noes, my clothes are gone! :o Who took them? :P
*panics and runs around*
*points OB to the freshly washed clothes in his closet* :pleased:
:zzz:
Whats that doggy? Cloths?
BAD DOGGY! >:(
Eating cloths of someone whitout my permission.
Well I hope the tasted good.
Quote from: copycat on February 21, 2007, 04:06:15 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on February 21, 2007, 12:56:11 PMO noes, my clothes are gone! :o Who took them? :P
*panics and runs around*
*points OB to the freshly washed clothes in his closet* :pleased:
Ah, thanks! :D *immediately dons them*
...wait... why are they pink? :P
then can i have *counts* 120 cans?
Whoot my red clothing has changes into pink
* throws the pink clothe in his closet *
Always wanted pink clothing. :P
Quote from: Oldbushie on February 21, 2007, 05:15:35 PM...wait... why are they pink? :P
Are you colour-blind? :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 21, 2007, 09:29:18 PMthen can i have *counts* 120 cans?
Cans of what? :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 22, 2007, 06:16:05 AMWhoot my red clothing has changes into pink
:!Oops: *changes brand of washing powder*
:zzz:
May I have some model building kids so I can build some houses for near the railroad track?
Can I have some of the washing powder to eat?
I love the bubbles. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 23, 2007, 03:23:37 AM
Can I have some of the washing powder to eat?
I love the bubbles. :P
Gilgamesh, you cannot eat washing powder. That stuff is poisonous when ingested!
can i have 120 cans of un-caffinated un-sugary soda?
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 23, 2007, 09:16:05 PM
can i have 120 cans of un-caffinated un-sugary soda?
Isn't that just water? ;P
no. carbonated water ;P
* Gets his carbonation machine *
It's tested on Han Solo so it should work allright. :raf:
Do you want some carbonated water now pacman?
Quote from: icarus on February 22, 2007, 11:26:55 PMMay I have some model building kids so I can build some houses for near the railroad track?
Hmmmmm... Model building involves glue... Tell you what, I'll let you build model houses in a separate room, where a guardcat will be at your side every second. The guardcat will give you said glue when you begin and will take the glue when you finish. The guardcat will also take the glue from you when you attempt to do anything with the glue besides gluing parts of a model house together. Do we have a deal? :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 25, 2007, 02:41:33 PM* Gets his carbonation machine *
It's tested on Han Solo so it should work allright. :raf:
Do you want some carbonated water now pacman?
Another useless contraption since nothing containing carbon, able to fit in the machine Gilgamesh has built, can enter the patient section (?gr) . :scholar: I'd advise against drinking anything from that though, pacman. At best it's regular water, but I dare not think what Gilgamesh's machine has done to it. Mind you, it'll be nothing life-threatening, but it could involve changing its flavour... :X
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 24, 2007, 09:37:59 PMno. carbonated water ;P
The carbonated water is not available in cans. It's delivered tot the Asylum in reusable PET bottles. However, patients get that water in strong plastic beakers. :pleased:
:zzz:
*drinks carbonated water*
mm mmm mmmmmm mmmm mm....toasty :P
Quote from: copycat on February 25, 2007, 03:59:53 PM
Another useless contraption since nothing containing carbon, able to fit in the machine Gilgamesh has built, can enter the patient section (?gr) . :scholar: I'd advise against drinking anything from that though, pacman. At best it's regular water, but I dare not think what Gilgamesh's machine has done to it. Mind you, it'll be nothing life-threatening, but it could involve changing its flavour... :X
My devise isn't useless
* opens the hatch of the machine *
[spoiler]No, the ice is melting I need to refill this part (again) :P[/spoiler]
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 25, 2007, 08:24:46 PM
*drinks carbonated water*
mm mmm mmmmmm mmmm mm....toasty :P
I don't think that's a good adjective for water... :P
mm mmm mmmmmm mmmm mm....wet ;P
Quote from: Lollotte on February 23, 2007, 01:54:11 PM
Gilgamesh, you cannot eat washing powder. That stuff is poisonous when ingested!
Nonsense! I've never been poisoned by it. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 26, 2007, 02:57:30 AMMy devise isn't useless
* opens the hatch of the machine *
[spoiler]No, the ice is melting I need to refill this part (again) :P[/spoiler]
Icecubes can be obtained from the kitchen. :scholar:
Quote from: Rosella on February 26, 2007, 12:45:05 PMQuote from: Pacman928 on February 25, 2007, 08:24:46 PM
*drinks carbonated water*
mm mmm mmmmmm mmmm mm....toasty :P
I don't think that's a good adjective for water... :P
My thoughts exactly. :pleased:
Quote from: racx_00 on February 27, 2007, 05:18:59 AMNonsense! I've never been poisoned by it. :P
You mean you ingested washing powder used in the Asylum? No wonder you've had relapses then! :pokerface:
*puts sign on door: 'Please do not disturb - Manager needs his rest'*
:zzz:
Now we can play whit the gaurdcats.
"When the boss of the asylum sleeps his cats will have fun"
Or something like that. :P
while the cats awaya the mice will play :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 27, 2007, 03:23:12 PMNow we can play whit the gaurdcats.
"When the boss of the asylum sleeps his cats will have fun"
Or something like that. :P
Something like that, most probably, because the guard cats are under strict order not to fraternize with the patients. If they do it will be spotted by a security camera and they will be chucked out instantly. :pokerface:
There are no mice in the Asylum. :pleased:
:zzz:
* takes his robotmice and puts it on the ground *
There's one. :P
Quote from: copycat on February 28, 2007, 04:18:55 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 27, 2007, 03:23:12 PMNow we can play whit the gaurdcats.
"When the boss of the asylum sleeps his cats will have fun"
Or something like that. :P
Something like that, most probably, because the guard cats are under strict order not to fraternize with the patients. If they do it will be spotted by a security camera and they will be chucked out instantly. :pokerface:
There are no mice in the Asylum. :pleased:
:zzz:
*makes plans to recruit the next guard cats that are chucked out*
guardcats dont get chucked out :P
They get KICKED out :P
"kick the cat" (KQ3)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 01, 2007, 02:36:01 AM
"kick the cat"
:o No no no no no no!!!!
You must never kick a cat!!! :no:
But Alexander-Gwydion does!!
Hides kitty Raven in a box and closes the lid.
Still it isn't very nice. :(
video games are violent!! especially e rated ones
Quote from: Zelly on March 01, 2007, 04:59:37 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 01, 2007, 02:36:01 AM
"kick the cat"
:o No no no no no no!!!!
You must never kick a cat!!! :no:
I completely agree with Zelly here. One must be considerate of all creatures, no matter what fictional characters opt to do.
Who says Alexander-Gwydion is fictional? He's real in my mind. :P XD
Quote from: Lollotte on March 01, 2007, 07:13:51 PM
I completely agree with Zelly here. One must be considerate of all creatures, no matter what fictional characters opt to do.
Does that include kicking me? Because I'm sick of all the patients kicking me... :(
Quote from: Lollotte on March 01, 2007, 07:13:51 PM
I completely agree with Zelly here. One must be considerate of all creatures, no matter what fictional characters opt to do.
Then they shouldn't have put it in KQ3
A bad manners always comes from a videogame or television or DVD or whatever. :P
I hereby commandear (sp?) this asylum! *grabs the wheel* Ahoy! Right, no left! No! In a circle! Deloria, to the poop deck! Jaf, to the...cooking...place....make some, uh, soup or something....Raf to the crow's nest to spy out hidden conspiracies in the Andes! Everyone else, break it down!!
*break dances as the floating asylum spins in a circle*
Right then. *swears allegiance to t_c as the new ruler and follows his orders* :P
that was....random
I'm so glad these people are where they belong. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 01, 2007, 02:36:01 AMThey get KICKED out :P
"kick the cat" (KQ3)
Until now, no guardcat has been kicked out. They all know far too well the do's and dont's. :pleased:
Quote from: Zelly on March 01, 2007, 05:45:07 AMHides kitty Raven in a box and closes the lid.
Still it isn't very nice. :(
Don't worry, your kitty will be protected by a guardcat which will render any kicking attempt at Raven useless and met with appropriate response. :pokerface:
Quote from: racx_00 on March 01, 2007, 10:56:12 PMDoes that include kicking me? Because I'm sick of all the patients kicking me... :(
Why are patients kicking you?
Quote from: telepathic_cat on March 02, 2007, 08:06:49 PMI hereby commandear (sp?) this asylum! *grabs the wheel* Ahoy! Right, no left! No! In a circle! Deloria, to the poop deck! Jaf, to the...cooking...place....make some, uh, soup or something....Raf to the crow's nest to spy out hidden conspiracies in the Andes! Everyone else, break it down!!
*break dances as the floating asylum spins in a circle*
Found the (pirate) ship game in the holoroom I see. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on March 02, 2007, 08:31:44 PMRight then. *swears allegiance to t_c as the new ruler and follows his orders* :P
Just remember who the
real boss of this
whole Asylum is, okay? :pokerface:
Quote from: racx_00 on March 04, 2007, 06:00:52 AMI'm so glad these people are where they belong. :P
I'm not that glad those people are here. That means we've still not been able to cure them. :-\
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on March 04, 2007, 03:54:59 PM
Why are patients kicking you?
I dunno, they just do it as they walk past.
Quote from: copycat on March 04, 2007, 03:54:59 PM
I'm not that glad those people are here. That means we've still not been able to cure them. :-\
:zzz:
I think it's because they don't want to be cured. They enjoy it here, on a subconscious level of course.
*kicks jason to prove his point* see? :P
so, no one enjoys this place on a conscious level?
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 04, 2007, 09:54:34 PM
*kicks jason to prove his point* see? :P
See that? He kicked me! :'(
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 04, 2007, 09:54:34 PM
so, no one enjoys this place on a conscious level?
No, no one does, everyone tries to escape it. But on a subconscious level, they all love it here. :P
May I kick pacman for kicking racx? Or are we going to have a pillow fight?
Kickingparty!! !!!
* gets many pillows to protect himself *
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 04, 2007, 09:54:34 PM*kicks jason to prove his point* see? :P
:o
/me pulls up a chalk board with chalk and makes Pacman write 'I will not kick Asylum Staff' on it until it is full. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on March 04, 2007, 11:56:43 PMMay I kick pacman for kicking racx? Or are we going to have a pillow fight?
No, there will be no kicking in the Asylum. Not between patients and staff, not between patients or between Staff. A pillow fight is allowed though, if the pillows are filled with soft feathers that is. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 05, 2007, 02:48:03 AMKickingparty!! !!
NO!! :pokerface:
:zzz:
you heard him!
PILLOW FIGHT!
(),,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,()
| |
| |
| |
| |
()'"'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''()
*whops people with pillow*
* also gets into the pillowfight *
O __ O
|-|_| |-
/\ /\
*pillow fights*
*hides away from the mean people* :P
* hits racx whit a pillow he tosses to him *
Join the pillowfight! :P
*whops pacman with a pillow*
Quote from: racx_00 on March 07, 2007, 04:49:50 AM*hides away from the mean people* :P
You must agree this is better than them kicking you. :scholar:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on March 07, 2007, 03:53:53 PM
You must agree this is better than them kicking you. :scholar:
:zzz:
Yes, but I've already had enough pain today. XD
sorry jason :-\
*hits delling back*
* gives painmedicine to racx *
Now let pillowparty.
How did I got that medicine?
Well I have myself a gaurdcat for that and I won't tell which one.
*gets knocked over by pacman's blow*
*stands up with a pillow in each hand*
Mwahahahaha! I'm duel-wielding :P
Delling's other psyche: :no:
*gets in a pillow turret and shoots everyone*
* ducks, jumps, left, right, finds a pillow and throws *
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 08, 2007, 12:36:27 PM* gives painmedicine to racx *
How did I got that medicine?
Well I have myself a gaurdcat for that and I won't tell which one.
;D :suffer: No, you don't (have an individual guardcat). Yes,
a guardcat gave you a painkiller when you asked for one, as there's no ban on that. If administered to someone who's not feeling pain, it's completely harmless. :scholar:
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 08, 2007, 09:54:39 PM*gets in a pillow turret and shoots everyone*
*outlaws the use of a pillow turret*
*uses a pillow
machine gun* :pokerface: :P
:zzz:
*goes to bed feeling depressed*
*picks up pillow and throws it, accidently hitting Bob* XD
*hides and uses a pillow sniper rifle*
* throws pillow grenade * :o
(many pillows bound together) :P
Quote from: racx_00 on March 09, 2007, 05:59:32 PM*picks up pillow and throws it, accidently hitting Bob* XD
:o *aims pillow gun at racx*
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 09, 2007, 09:07:29 PM*hides and uses a pillow sniper rifle*
Eeek! *hides and tries to locate the sniper*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2007, 03:05:20 AM* throws pillow grenade * :o
(many pillows bound together) :P
*has his pillow mortar launcher ready* :P
:zzz:
*returns in a giant combat mech made of pillows that shoots pillows and hits with pillows*
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA
PILLOWS!!!!!
*snipes cc and delling* bwahahahhahaha!!
* hits pacman whit his pillow grenade *
My ammo is low time to find some new
* moves to his room *....
*Fires sleep-propelled pillow rockets, now with 50% more fluffing!*
*hits Gilgamesh*
*misses Pacman: fires the main pillow cannon*
*somehow hits cc* :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 11, 2007, 08:12:53 PM*snipes cc and delling* bwahahahhahaha!!
You can't hit me, I'm still taking cover and looking through my telescope to ascertain your position. By shooting at delling I just discovered it! ;D
*fires mortar round* :yes:
Quote from: Delling on March 12, 2007, 07:16:11 AM*misses Pacman: fires the main pillow cannon*
*somehow hits cc* :P
That pillow shot straight into my cover position! :o
*breaks cover and fires pillow machine gun at delling* :evil:
:zzz:
ah, but by looking you exposed yourself :P
My telescope was cleverly concealed into the cover I was hiding behind, so you couldn't have known it was a telescope. And even if you did, you can't fit a pillow through a telescope and with a sniper rifle you can only shoot at a straight line. My cover was pillow resistant from your position.Besides, to be a sniper you need to use a telescope too. :scholar:
:zzz:
* throws his pillowbunker-buster-pillow at CC * :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 14, 2007, 01:26:02 AM* throws his pillowbunker-buster-pillow at CC * :P
Well, it's not resistant against
that. You broke my cover! :furious: [size=0]Not that I need it anymore since I took out Pacman. :pleased: [/size]
*showers Gilgamesh with pillow mortar volley* :evil:
:zzz:
*uses a pillow hailstorm to hit cc*
*deflects pacman's sniping attempt*
*fires 12 insanity seeking feather pillow missiles*
*realizes too late that that is the TSL equivalent of pillow-powered suicide*
*is almost destroyed in a burst of feather pillows and their subsequent exploded innards drifting down around him*
*coughs up a feather or two*
Next time... I think I'll get the tracking pillows instead...
* throws a 100% wool pillow to Delling *
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 14, 2007, 09:15:59 PM*uses a pillow hailstorm to hit cc*
*retorts with multiple pillow lightning strikes* :pokerface:
:zzz:
*calls in a pillow air strike*
*calls forth a pillow blizzard*
*hits delling in mid cast, stopping it*
*calls forth a pillow Blizzaga. :P
*Has reason to believe that everyone involved in the pillow fight is insane, including Bob* :P
Quote from: racx_00 on March 17, 2007, 09:20:46 PM
*Has reason to believe that everyone involved in the pillow fight is insane, including Bob* :P
You found out my plan to put CC into a padded cell in the asylum so every patient can escape.
Quote from: racx_00 on March 17, 2007, 09:20:46 PM*Has reason to believe that everyone involved in the pillow fight is insane, including Bob* :P
What? Can't I join in a little fun and pick my brain to devise pillow fight strategies? It might give me new insights in security measures. :scholar:
*resigns from pillow fight due to lack of new pillow ideas* :-\
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 18, 2007, 04:41:36 AMYou found out my plan to put CC into a padded cell in the asylum so every patient can escape.
It is not entirely impossible for the Manager of the Asylum to have a temporary mental breakdown, which requires immediate attention and might involve locking him up in a padded cell. However, even if such actions were taken, the security measures would still be in place, such as the biometric fields and the guard cats. :scholar:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on March 18, 2007, 05:47:18 PM
It is not entirely impossible for the Manager of the Asylum to have a temporary mental breakdown, which requires immediate attention and might involve locking him up in a padded cell. However, even if such actions were taken, the security measures would still be in place, such as the biometric fields and the guard cats. :scholar:
:zzz:
Yeah the patients wouldn't be getting out with Lollotte, Kelsey and I here to stop them. :D
*summons the dreaded pillow of doom*
* summons his staff of the wabbajack *
No it's not the wabbajack. :P
seeing how this is a PILLOWfight, all other weapons arent allowed :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 19, 2007, 04:27:43 PMseeing how this is a PILLOWfight, all other weapons arent allowed :P
Even though the Manager is not participating in this fight anymore, he agrees those are the rules. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 19, 2007, 07:28:49 AM* summons his staff of the wabbajack *
No it's not the wabbajack. :P
*Confiscates staff from Gilgamesh* It will be returned to you after the pillow fight. :pokerface:
:zzz:
*thwacks gilgamesh for having a staff* :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 20, 2007, 08:11:46 PM*thwacks gilgamesh for having a staff* :P
I hope you thwacked him with a
pillow. :pokerface:
:zzz:
of course ::)
Quote from: copycat on March 20, 2007, 04:33:11 PM
*Confiscates staff from Gilgamesh* It will be returned to you after the pillow fight. :pokerface:
* Aims his staff and just before a gaurdcat could catch it fires pillows out of the wand hitting the gaurdcat *
Whoa! Wrong wand summoned.
* Takes instruction booked about summoning wands *
Let's see what I did good. :P
* summons a second wand and uses it to shoot a
GIANT PILLOW to-wards Pacman.* :suffer:
0000000000000000000000000000
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What's that? A flock of zeros--no, a barrage of pillows raining down on our general position!
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 23, 2007, 05:17:37 AM* Aims his staff and just before a gaurdcat could catch it fires pillows out of the wand hitting the gaurdcat *
Whoa! Wrong wand summoned.
Luckily there were several guard cats coming your way and since you only 'disabled' one, the next one took it from you. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 23, 2007, 05:17:37 AM* summons a second wand and uses it to shoot a GIANT PILLOW to-wards Pacman.* :suffer:
Pillows that big are required to be extra soft due to their size. If you did not follow these precautions (and I want to hear from Pacman) you will be facing grave penalties. :pokerface:
:zzz:
PS: If you're using FireFox, please install an English (inline) spell-checker. You see to have problems spelling 'guard'. :scholar:
* sees his pillow hitting pacman and everyone else that was in the way *
Did the pillow hurt you all?
* aims at the other guardcats and fires several extreme
Small pillows *
Quote from: copycat on March 25, 2007, 04:04:32 PM
PS: If you're using FireFox, please install an English (inline) spell-checker. You see to have problems spelling 'guard'. :scholar:
PS: is this better? :P
No, I use the normal one, but the word guardcat isn't in the spell check that mistake happens sometimes.
*sues for being too soft* :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 25, 2007, 05:04:35 PM* aims at the other guardcats and fires several extreme Small pillows *
Please don't aim at the guardcats. They might interpret your action as hostile, not noticing they're actually pillows and try to restrain you,
most severely. They're not trained for pillow fights. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 25, 2007, 05:04:35 PMPS: is this better? :P
No, I use the normal one, but the word guardcat isn't in the spell check that mistake happens sometimes.
/me no longer sees Gilgamesh's 'guardcats' being red underlined when he quotes
:pleased: What normal one? When I mistype 'guardcat' I get some strange suggestions about what to replace it with, like birdcage and stuff. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 26, 2007, 01:29:31 PM*sues for being too soft* :P
Two replies:
a) Wrong thread
b) I just spoke with the President of the Court, a pillow can never be
too soft to sue someone for. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on March 26, 2007, 04:00:47 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 26, 2007, 01:29:31 PM*sues for being too soft* :P
Two replies:
a) Wrong thread
b) I just spoke with the President of the Court, a pillow can never be too soft to sue someone for. :pokerface:
:zzz:
*sues for claiming that Pacman can't sue for something!*
*sues for telling Pacman that he's in the wrong thread*
*sues for the sake of suing*
*sues, sues, sues*
Welcome to American justice, where if we can't put you in jail, we'll put you in the poorhouse (largely as a matter of personal preference for frivolous lawsuits, mind you,... very little to do with actual offense)
Quote from: Delling on March 26, 2007, 04:26:47 PM*sues for claiming that Pacman can't sue for something!*
*sues for telling Pacman that he's in the wrong thread*
*sues for the sake of suing*
*sues, sues, sues*
Welcome to American justice, where if we can't put you in jail, we'll put you in the poorhouse (largely as a matter of personal preference for frivolous lawsuits, mind you,... very little to do with actual offense)
There's also this little notion that patients in an Asylum are not sane of mind and are henceforth not allowed to sue anybody. Especially Asylum patients suing anyone of the Asylum staff.:scholar:
I would also like to remind you the TSL Court is in an international district. Thus it has its own set of laws and rules. Nothing American about it. :pleased:
:zzz:
* get a new wand shooting pillows the soft on it *
* starts sueing everything *
I shouldn't do it in here, but it's fun.
Everyone make CC and the other personal of the asylum crazy by sueing them! ::)
*hitts self with the pillow*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 27, 2007, 05:11:16 PMEveryone make CC and the other personal of the asylum crazy by sueing them! ::)
/me sends note to Asylum Staff bearing the text: Please don't respond to patients trying to sue someone or something.
:pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 27, 2007, 05:27:11 PM*hitts self with the pillow*
I'm thinking this pillow fight is coming to and end since patients start hitting themselves with their pillows. :scholar:
:zzz:
* gets back to his room and shoots a giant billow on his bed and falls asleep on it *
"Dream"
- Worlddomination
- superweapon to conquer the world
- happy thoughts
- being evil
- happy thoughts
* wakes up *
DON'T TRY TO MESS WHIT MY HEAD! :P
* falls back asleep again *
*end pillow fight by exploding an atomic pillow*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 28, 2007, 04:20:58 PM* gets back to his room and shoots a giant billow on his bed and falls asleep on it *
"Dream"
- Worlddomination
- superweapon to conquer the world
- happy thoughts
- being evil
- happy thoughts
* wakes up *
DON'T TRY TO MESS WHIT MY HEAD! :P
* falls back asleep again *
Wow, my inline spell checker isn't telling me 'billow' is wrong even though my dictionary can't define it.
Anyway, wuzn't me, trying to mess with your head. However, this may be the first sign of
them planning their return. :o
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 28, 2007, 08:17:38 PM*end pillow fight by exploding an atomic pillow*
Luckily, the halftime (?) of radioactive pillow particles is only 1/2 second. :pleased:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on March 29, 2007, 04:01:17 PM
.............
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 28, 2007, 08:17:38 PM*end pillow fight by exploding an atomic pillow*
Luckily, the halftime (?) of radioactive pillow particles is only 1/2 second. :pleased:
:zzz:
Or it's a pillow that explodes and all the feathers fall out. So no radioactive waste.
Quote from: icarus on March 30, 2007, 12:05:55 AM
Quote from: copycat on March 29, 2007, 04:01:17 PM
.............
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 28, 2007, 08:17:38 PM*end pillow fight by exploding an atomic pillow*
Luckily, the halftime (?) of radioactive pillow particles is only 1/2 second. :pleased:
:zzz:
It should be halflife shouldn't it?
Or it's a pillow that explodes and all the feathers fall out. So no radioactive waste.
And what if it conained wool? XD
then wed all be itchy :P
From the speaker system in the asylum:
"Message to all guardcats open all the doors"
[spoiler]April FOOL[/spoiler]
hey look!! april fool is written on the ceiling!! :P
Quote from: icarus on March 30, 2007, 12:05:55 AMOr it's a pillow that explodes and all the feathers fall out. So no radioactive waste.
That's a clusterpillow at best, not an atomic pillow. :scholar: If radioactivity is reduced by 1/2 in 1/2 second, there's not going to be a lot radioacte waste either. :pleased:
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on March 30, 2007, 09:14:52 AMIt should be halflife shouldn't it?
Indeed it should, if my define add-on is correct.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 01, 2007, 05:35:50 AMFrom the speaker system in the asylum:
"Message to all guardcats open all the doors"
If only the Asylum contained any doors that were up to the guardcats to open or keep closed... :pokerface: Anyway, I spotted the April Fool's on the radio news. :pleased:
i first realized it was april fools day when u read gilgamesh's post. then i remembered again at 6
Quote from: Pacman928 on April 01, 2007, 08:52:41 PMi first realized it was april fools day when u read gilgamesh's post. then i remembered again at 6
You can't know when
I read Gilgamesh's post! I might've been doing something entirely different, like typing a reply. :P
(Ah yes, I just remember, I need to install the English inline spell checker again, since I had an update and whenever something updates, I lose the British English inline spell checker whtih a bogus error message. W8 1 moment... WTF? I have to use the US-one!? This s***.)
Remembered at 6, 6 what? :pokerface:
:zzz:
* gets into the holoroom and plays the game "asylum trouble" *
Throw water on the floor and make a place to skate.
Tomorrow I'll go to the pool and swim. :P
Ehrm, the garden is still in winter mode, so the lake is still frozen over.
However, the holoroom program 'pool' is still at your service. :pleased:
:zzz:
i just got back from williamsburg, so ill swim. got nothing better to do
* Hides many eggs in the garden never to be found again * ::)
Time to find eggs.
*goes around rehiding the eggs in better hiding places before Gilgamesh finds them* XD
This is fun! Can we play it again?
*does another rehiding the eggs that Zelly's trying to hide on diverent spots and sees her coming after him to hide the eggs that I've hide when she hiden the eggs that I've hidden * XD
how confusing, but fun it is. :P
I'll keep doing this till I don't like it any more.
*finds all the eggs* now what? :P
*finds her favourite egg and makes it a margrave* :)
*wonders about the inability of Firefox's spell checker to recognize that word* :-\
Time for me to go again.
* disguises himself as a nurse and walks away *
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/verpleegster24.gif)
Such a good disguise.
* sees some gaurdcats following him *
Do or don't they know it? ::)
Ah well...no more eggs...
*sees guard cats following nurse Gilgamesh*
Oooh! Follow the leader! I love this game!
*follows guardcats*
Quote from: Deloria on April 11, 2007, 01:50:20 AM*finds her favourite egg and makes it a margrave* :)
*wonders about the inability of Firefox's spell checker to recognize that word* :-\
Maybe the Spell Checker won't (I'm having trouble with it atm), but the Dictionary Lookup extension does: '(formerly) the hereditary title of the ruler of certain European states.' :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 12, 2007, 03:00:39 PMTime for me to go again.
* disguises himself as a nurse and walks away *
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/verpleegster24.gif)
Such a good disguise.
* sees some gaurdcats following him *
Do or don't they know it? ::)
I'm impressed! :yes:
However, the guardcats have memorized the appearance of all Asylum nurses. The reason why they're just following you is because you bear an uncanny resemblance to one of our real nurses and the policy of the Asylum doesn't prevent nurses changing their appearance slightly by cutting their hair or making any other slight changes. So they're just waiting until you try to pass a biometric field, which is far more sophisticated and will detect you're a fraud. :scholar:
Quote from: Zelly on April 14, 2007, 01:20:30 PM*sees guard cats following nurse Gilgamesh*
Oooh! Follow the leader! I love this game!
*follows guardcats*
I'm afraid this game will come to an end soon. :pokerface:
(Now, back to tackling the British English spelling checker-problem)
:zzz:
* Goes through the biobiometric field and no alarm bells or any other alarm started to sound *
I'm free finaly!
Wait, this isn't the exit this is my room!
Darn, well time for the next escape trick.
* gets a piece of paper and starts to draw a new plan *
you got pretty close though :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 17, 2007, 01:28:04 PM* Goes through the biobiometric field and no alarm bells or any other alarm started to sound *
I'm free finaly!
Wait, this isn't the exit this is my room!
I had no idea there was a double bio-metric field installed at the entrance of your room. :P
Of course, now that you've entered through your own room's biometric field, the guardcats following you know you were not a real nurse, since the nurse you bore a resemblance to did not have authorization to enter your room. :scholar: /me has upgraded one of his add-ons and finds the English spell checker still working. :pleased:
:zzz:
How about to switch whit CC I only need to create a devise that can do that, but now I only need to know how to make something like that.
* goes on the asylumnet * (is the internet of the asylum)
Something useful must be on here. :P
all thats on it are failed asylum escapes
No one can get out of this Asylum unless released. It's impossible otherwise, and actually, I doubt that you all would be able to actively participate in the Outside World. :P
Whooot look what I've bought on the asylumnet! ;D
*shows his livesuit*
Now I can swim whitout drowning. :D
we have lifeguards for that :P
Quote from: Lollotte on April 22, 2007, 02:39:16 PMand actually, I doubt that you all would be able to actively participate in the Outside World. :P
Don't be so harsh and negative on them!
Look at how this is properly done:
Remember patients, through hard work and perseverance two people have managed to be released from the Asylum. In fact, I believe you can see them at work while attending their duties as Assistant-Manager and Official Comfort Counsellor. :scholar:
At least, that's what my memory tells me, but it has been known to contain false memories. :-\
Quote from: Pacman928 on April 24, 2007, 02:33:18 PMwe have lifeguards for that :P
We do? *Looks at the pond* Oh, a few of the guard cats have dressed up as life guards! How nice of them! :pleased:
BTW, I have switched of the winter conditions in the garden area. If anyone wants to ice skate, it will have to be done in the holoroom.
:zzz:
cool *frolics in the garden*
Quote from: copycat on April 24, 2007, 04:14:57 PM
Remember patients, through hard work and perseverance two people have managed to be released from the Asylum. In fact, I believe you can see them at work while attending their duties as Assistant-Manager and Official Comfort Counsellor. :scholar:
Ever notice that everyone released hasn't exactly gone back to the real world? They seem to stay at the asylum...
* jumps in the pool whitout his livesuit and acts like he's drowning *
Let's see if those cat's can swim. XD
Quote from: racx_00 on April 24, 2007, 08:21:40 PMEver notice that everyone released hasn't exactly gone back to the real world? They seem to stay at the asylum...
That's just because when they look back at their stay in the Asylum, they remember how good they were treated and that way they they can repay their 'debt', even though they do not have a real debt to the Asylum. Plus, the pay is excellent. ;D And besides, that's just their day job, before and afterwards they can just go outside, as I do. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 25, 2007, 03:43:39 AM* jumps in the pool whitout his livesuit and acts like he's drowning *
Let's see if those cat's can swim. XD
Do you think they dressed up as lifeguards just for show? Of course those are guardcats that can and even LOVE to swim. /me watches as a lifeguard-guardcat dives into the water and drags Gilgamesh back to the shore
:pleased:
:zzz:
im not crazy. i dont believe in unicorns. may i leave?
I believe in unicorns... :P
I'm not insane. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on April 26, 2007, 09:19:36 PMim not crazy. i dont believe in unicorns. may i leave?
Don't try to deceive the therapeutic staff with such nonsense. They're far too experienced to fall for that trick, and besides, that's not true. :pokerface:
Quote from: Rosella on April 27, 2007, 05:30:23 PMI believe in unicorns... :P
As should be. This is the mystical land of TSL, where unicorns actually
do exist. *pets white unicorn arriving from the garden, behind a part fenced off by a biometric sensor, mainly in case Gilgamesh's dog were to decide he'd like to wander in there* :pleased:
:zzz:
My doggy is already where that unicorn is. :P
I asked him to gaurd them
[spoiler]I'll use the unicorns to pull my wagon when I've conquered the world or when I'm sane and working for CC :P
Like that ever happens. ::)[/spoiler]
...It happened for Jason and Rosella (although the latter was never really insane anyways. Why was she in here?). :P
*Pets the unicorn* How pretty! Unicorns have many unique magical properties. They are altogether unfit for what you have planned, Gilgamesh.
Quote from: Lollotte on April 28, 2007, 12:17:42 PM
...It happened for Jason and Rosella (although the latter was never really insane anyways. Why was she in here?). :P
She was in here for a good reason, the same reason you should be thrown in here, you sad little crazy person. :P
a unicorn!! i dont believe in you!! maybe if i close my eyes, itll disapear
* send images of unicorns to pacman's brain *
Let's see if that worked. :P
I want to ride a unicorn now.
*goes to a unicorn and starts speaking to it*
*visits the part of the garden where the unicorns live*
*pets unicorn*
Can I ride one, like in KQIV? XD
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 28, 2007, 03:46:07 AMMy doggy is already where that unicorn is. :P
I asked him to gaurd them
Your doggy can stand guard
outside of the biometric field enclosing the unicorn area as much as he likes. :pokerface:
Quote from: racx_00 on April 28, 2007, 01:09:23 PMShe was in here for a good reason, the same reason you should be thrown in here, you sad little crazy person. :P
I have stated on numerous occasions before crazy persons need not be thrown into the Asylum, just the insane ones. However, don't you have an (outdated, and with its faults but nonetheless) list anywhere that lists the reasons why the patients of that time were in the Asylum?
Quote from: racx_00 on April 28, 2007, 01:09:23 PMShe was in here for a good reason, the same reason you should be thrown in here, you sad little crazy person. :P
If you keep your eyes closed until the unicorn goes back to his enclosed area, it will no longer be in your view, but it will still exist. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 29, 2007, 09:49:52 AMI want to ride a unicorn now.
*goes to a unicorn and starts speaking to it*
I can see your doggy giving the unicorn seriously jealous looks. :S
/me informs CC he doesn't understand a word this person appears to be saying and feels threatened by it so he's going back to his enclosed area, where patients cannot enter
Quote from: Rosella on April 29, 2007, 01:30:01 PM*visits the part of the garden where the unicorns live*
*pets unicorn*
Can I ride one, like in KQIV? XD
If it lets you. You will know it is wiling if it lowers on its front paws to let you ride it, without it being forced to do so, of course. 8)
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on April 29, 2007, 04:57:18 PM
I can see your doggy giving the unicorn seriously jealous looks. :S
/me informs CC he doesn't understand a word this person appears to be saying and feels threatened by it so he's going back to his enclosed area, where patients cannot enter
My doggy isn't jealous, he's in love whit a unicorn. XD
And horse whispering works for horses so it also should work for unicorns.
Maybe I use the wrong language. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 30, 2007, 02:42:57 PMMy doggy isn't jealous, he's in love whit a unicorn. XD
:o I'm fairly sure the feeling's not mutual.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 30, 2007, 02:42:57 PMAnd horse whispering works for horses so it also should work for unicorns.
Don't
ever compare unicorns to horses in that way in their face. They
hate it when you do that. You're lucky it went back to its designated area. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 30, 2007, 02:42:57 PMMaybe I'm using the wrong language
The unicorns rely heavily on people's
body language, so the way you were behaving when you were talking to that unicorn probably scared it off. :scholar:
:zzz:
*Wakes up*
Was I really asleep for four months?!
Has everyone gotten their monthly candy yet?!
What's going on?! :o
XD
nobody got any candies resently so we should get a double one now
*gets four times the normal amount of candy from farquhar*
Wait this candy is four times less sugary than last time.
*starts making a unicorn costume for his doggy* XD
If he's in love and the other doesn't like his appearance I say change it. :P
That's because this is vitamin candy, Gilgamesh, made from real fruit juice only and inhanced with the nutrition your body needs to function. ;)
Quote from: Farquhar on April 30, 2007, 08:12:14 PMWas I really asleep for four months?!
Yes, luckily we finally seem to have found the right cure for your sleeping disease. :pleased:
Quote from: Farquhar on April 30, 2007, 08:12:14 PMHas everyone gotten their monthly candy yet?!
I think everybody was so preoccupied with your health condition they forgot to ask for it, so I totally forgot to give it to them too. :-\
Quote from: Farquhar on April 30, 2007, 08:12:14 PMWhat's going on?! :o
Same old, same old. Gilgamesh devising fruitless escape plans, Deloria being demoted due to a sudden outburst (I don't remember if you were around when that happened). :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 01, 2007, 03:32:13 PM*gets four times the normal amount of candy from farquhar*
Wait this candy is four times less sugary than last time.
You'll have to forgive Farquhar, he's probably still a bit dazed from his long sleep and gave you the wrong kind.
*gives Gilgamesh three more candies over the next 3 days, one each day, with the normal amount of sugar* 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 01, 2007, 03:32:13 PM*starts making a unicorn costume for his doggy* XD
If he's in love and the other doesn't like his appearance I say change it. :P
Who says it's the doggy's appearance? :pokerface:
Quote from: Lollotte on May 01, 2007, 05:26:30 PMThat's because this is vitamin candy, Gilgamesh, made from real fruit juice only and inhanced with the nutrition your body needs to function. ;)
Like I said, wrong kind. But you have to agree because we deprived them of their monthly candy for so long we need to to something extra to make it up, hencehfroth the temporary change from one a month to one a day. :scholar:
:zzz:
*eats candy* "Oh nose this isn't vitamin candy its mint mind control flavored candy!!!! It's taking over my head!!" "Must... not... post... infinite suffers for TSL plot!!" XD
Quote from: copycat on May 01, 2007, 06:05:31 PM
You'll have to forgive Farquhar, he's probably still a bit dazed from his long sleep and gave you the wrong kind.
*gives Gilgamesh three more candies over the next 3 days, one each day, with the normal amount of sugar* 8)
Whoot more candy for me! ;D
*takes todays candy and eats it* :D
Quote from: copycat on May 01, 2007, 06:05:31 PM
Who says it's the doggy's appearance? :pokerface:
That's only the first part of the change I'll have to go to the person who takes care of the unicorns next.
I hope that person can help my doggy. :P
Quote from: noaheugene20 on May 01, 2007, 06:08:43 PM*eats candy* "Oh nose this isn't vitamin candy its mint mind control flavored candy!!!! It's taking over my head!!" "Must... not... post... infinite suffers for TSL plot!!" XD
How odd, I don't remember admitting you as a patient yet, but looking at your behaviour after eating a candy it's most fortunate you're here now. :pleased:
*asks staff to get ready as noaheugene seems to make intentions to go and make wild gestures*
And no, we don't have any mind control candy. Such a thing would be unethical. :stop:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 02, 2007, 01:11:03 AMThat's only the first part of the change I'll have to go to the person who takes care of the unicorns next.
I hope that person can help my doggy. :P
A person who takes care of the unicorns? The enclosure of the unicorns is a perfectly self-sufficient closed eco-system. Anything or anyone that goes through the biometric field is automatically decontaminated on the outside and if the scan shows a bacteria or virus inside that is likely to be transferable to unicorns, the entrance is blocked, even if it's staff. Nobody has to bring them their food, there's a water stream running through where they can drink... Anything they need, they have and won't run out of. :scholar:
:zzz:
*walks up to the Asylum entrance and rings the doorbell wearing an official-looking outfit and carrying a clipboard*
Hello, I am the unicorn-inspector. I here you have unicorns here. It is required that all institutions with unicorns have their unicorn-holding areas inspected at least once a year. And the unicorns themselves, of course. Assuming they're real unicorns, anyway.
Greetings unicorn-inspector! You'll have to wait for copycat before inspecting the unicorns and all that, but in the meantime can I get you anything? You see, I'm the waiter here. ;D
Calls out for the asylum nurse:
do you have something against eczema? (shows hands)
* calls Farquhar *
My doggy needs some of your help. :P
I don't know how I can make a unicorn fall in love whit him so can you help me? XD
Quote from: Farquhar on May 02, 2007, 09:37:10 PM
Greetings unicorn-inspector! You'll have to wait for copycat before inspecting the unicorns and all that, but in the meantime can I get you anything? You see, I'm the waiter here. ;D
Why, thank you. Do you have any chocolate and milk, by chance? :D
Quote from: tessspoon on May 03, 2007, 07:12:59 AM
Quote from: Farquhar on May 02, 2007, 09:37:10 PM
Greetings unicorn-inspector! You'll have to wait for copycat before inspecting the unicorns and all that, but in the meantime can I get you anything? You see, I'm the waiter here. ;D
Why, thank you. Do you have any chocolate and milk, by chance? :D
:o You said the C word :o :o
Quote from: tessspoon on May 02, 2007, 06:20:18 PM*walks up to the Asylum entrance and rings the doorbell wearing an official-looking outfit and carrying a clipboard*
Hello, I am the unicorn-inspector. I here you have unicorns here. It is required that all institutions with unicorns have their unicorn-holding areas inspected at least once a year. And the unicorns themselves, of course. Assuming they're real unicorns, anyway.
/me looks at the supposed unicorn inspector suspiciously
May I see some identification please? And if you would be so kind as to state the regulation applicable in the TSL-jurisdiction where it says it needs to inspected at least once a year. As inspector, I'm sure you're fully aware this area, being international by design, has its own unique legal system. :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on May 03, 2007, 07:33:58 AM:o You said the C word :o :o
AFAIK, Ms. Tess is still no patient of the asylum, as her (over-active) imagination does not qualify as admittance. So, she can say the 'C'-word as much as she likes, and can even get served inordinate amounts of sugary substances. :pokerface:
:zzz:
*struts through the asylum*
'lo again, insane peeps! Hope you're all doin' good on this fiiiiine Roberta day?
stops scratching his hands and looks at Mango/Roberta ???
Quote from: MangoMercury on May 06, 2007, 12:39:55 AM*struts through the asylum*
'lo again, insane peeps! Hope you're all doin' good on this fiiiiine Roberta day?
I can't believe it?! :o Mango! ;-D How glad to have your posting self in the Asylum again. :pleased:
Of course, your spirit self has always been here, as patient, and is now rejoining with your posting self. You do know that when you're talking about insane peeps, you're including yourself right? :scholar:
Quote from: icarus on May 06, 2007, 02:52:22 AMstops scratching his hands and looks at Mango/Roberta ???
If you can stop scratching your hands because of that, surely your skin condition can't be
that bad? :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on May 06, 2007, 04:08:52 PM
.....
Quote from: icarus on May 06, 2007, 02:52:22 AMstops scratching his hands and looks at Mango/Roberta ???
If you can stop scratching your hands because of that, surely your skin condition can't be that bad? :pokerface:
:zzz:
I was distracted. And when you're distracted it's posible you stop scratxhing. At the moment my hands ar still terible.
*put a thick layer of vanishcream on his body and goes to the nearest person*
Can you see me? :raf:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 07, 2007, 02:01:50 AM*put a thick layer of vanishcream on his body and goes to the nearest person*
Can you see me? :raf:
a) Yes,
b) that's not vanishcream,
c) whoever told you it was?
And even if such a thing existed, there are other ways to track persons besides plain sight. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Just passing through....What's all this then? *picks his nose on a unicorn horn, rubs some vanishing cream into his neck*
Quote from: copycat on May 03, 2007, 08:27:39 PM
/me looks at the supposed unicorn inspector suspiciously
May I see some identification please? And if you would be so kind as to state the regulation applicable in the TSL-jurisdiction where it says it needs to inspected at least once a year. As inspector, I'm sure you're fully aware this area, being international by design, has its own unique legal system. :scholar:
I'm not the unicorn inspector. Why would unicorns need inspecting? Who would claim to be part of such a preposterous occupation? I'm the rice inspector.
Quote from: copycat on May 03, 2007, 08:27:39 PM
Quote from: icarus on May 03, 2007, 07:33:58 AM:o You said the C word :o :o
AFAIK, Ms. Tess is still no patient of the asylum, as her (over-active) imagination does not qualify as admittance. So, she can say the 'C'-word as much as she likes, and can even get served inordinate amounts of sugary substances. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Cool - Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate!
Might as well enjoy the privileges of not being considered insane since I do not have the privilege of enjoying the wonderful privileges of the privilege-enjoying asylum patients.
Quote from: copycat on May 07, 2007, 04:10:25 PM
a) Yes,
b) that's not vanishcream,
c) whoever told you it was?
And even if such a thing existed, there are other ways to track persons besides plain sight. :pokerface:
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/vanishcream.gif)
Now do yo believe me?
This stuff seems not to be working so I'll demand a refund. XB
Quote from: PirateKingChris on May 07, 2007, 04:25:54 PMJust passing through....What's all this then? *picks his nose on a unicorn horn, rubs some vanishing cream into his neck*
:o You're having hallucinations of a unicorn
and Gilgamesh's supposed vanishing cream! :pokerface:
Quote from: tessspoon on May 07, 2007, 05:14:10 PMI'm not the unicorn inspector. Why would unicorns need inspecting? Who would claim to be part of such a preposterous occupation? I'm the rice inspector.
Let's call it a slip of the tongue from your part then, shall we? We don't grow rice in the Asylum itself, absolutely no room left for that. However, we have a rice farm somewhere, which grows farm exclusive for the Asylum, so I guess you might try there. However, to gain entrance into the rice farm, they will ask you the same questions I asked when a supposed unicorn-inspector came knocking on the Asylum door (figuratively speaking of course). It's company policy. :pleased:
Quote from: tessspoon on May 07, 2007, 05:14:10 PMMight as well enjoy the privileges of not being considered insane since I do not have the privilege of enjoying the wonderful privileges of the privilege-enjoying asylum patients.
What privileges do you mean. Everything they get inhere, you can get in the outside world. Of course, there's a price to pay, and I mean that quite literally. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 08, 2007, 01:03:18 PMNow do yo believe me?
This stuff seems not to be working so I'll demand a refund. XB
Okay, it's called vanishing cream, but it doesn't vanish your body. 8)
:zzz:
You know, I don't want to be a rice inspector. Sounds boring.
*sits down*
What should I do instead?
Quote from: copycat on May 08, 2007, 04:19:25 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on May 07, 2007, 05:14:10 PMMight as well enjoy the privileges of not being considered insane since I do not have the privilege of enjoying the wonderful privileges of the privilege-enjoying asylum patients.
What privileges do you mean. Everything they get inhere, you can get in the outside world. Of course, there's a price to pay, and I mean that quite literally. :scholar:
Don't really know, it was just fun to say privilege.
Privilege, privilege, privilege. Not my favorite word though. That would have to be sandals.
Sandals, sandals, sandals.
Quote from: tessspoon on May 08, 2007, 05:28:35 PMPrivilege, privilege, privilege. Not my favorite word though. That would have to be sandals.
Sandals, sandals, sandals.
Watch it. If you start repeating the same word over and over again, too much, I might just consider that insane behaviour and you might get to enjoy those 'privileges' you seem so intent on after all. :pokerface:
:zzz:
*takes notes on tess' behavior* Irrational repetition of words, check. Change in likes from one moment to the next, check. Hm... :P
consider consider consider consider
change change change change?
Quote from: Lollotte on May 09, 2007, 04:35:10 PMChange in likes from one moment to the next, check. Hm... :P
Please elaborate, as I do not seem to have a recollection of said behaviour pattern. :sleepy:
Quote from: tessspoon on May 09, 2007, 05:30:01 PMconsider consider consider consider
change change change change?
Qué?
*marks 'incomprehensible stuttering* :pokerface:
:zzz:
in- in- in- incomp- incomp- incompreh- incomprehensible
In-con-CEIV-able!
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means. :P
*looks at tesss eating chocolate*
I want to have also a piece of chocolate.
Asks the servant for some chocolate. :P
Quote from: tessspoon on May 10, 2007, 10:39:36 PMin- in- in- incomp- incomp- incompreh- incomprehensible
/me thinks Tess has found a way to try to annoy him into admitting her but he's not falling for it
:pleased:
Quote from: PirateKingChris on May 10, 2007, 11:19:20 PMIn-con-CEIV-able!
copycat (not the nick, but the character in general] :P
Quote from: PirateKingChris on May 10, 2007, 11:19:20 PMIn-con-CEIV-able!
Do
you? :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 11, 2007, 07:46:38 AM*looks at tesss eating chocolate*
I want to have also a piece of chocolate.
Asks the servant for some chocolate. :P
You've already had the sugary substances you missed during Farq's absence and this months so you're in no position to ask for another until next month. :scholar:
And Farq is no 'servant'. :bob:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on May 11, 2007, 08:34:34 PM
/me thinks Tess has found a way to try to annoy him into admitting her but he's not falling for it
:pleased:
Dang it. :P
CC, you didn't go to sleep! :o
Cross-thread quoting in progress...
Quote from: Deloria on May 13, 2007, 04:21:20 AMWelcome back, Roberta! :D
Still no improvement I see... All my hopes for a swift recovery to your mental status before the outburst dashed again. :-\
Quote from: tessspoon on May 11, 2007, 08:48:09 PMCC, you didn't go to sleep! :o
Whatever do you mean? Sure I did! See?
Quote from: copycat on May 11, 2007, 08:34:34 PM:zzz:
:zzz:
Quote from: tessspoon on May 13, 2007, 05:01:24 PMI must be seeing things then. ::)
Rather
not seeing things, is my guess. :scholar:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on May 13, 2007, 04:24:31 PM
Quote from: Deloria on May 13, 2007, 04:21:20 AMWelcome back, Roberta! :D
Still no improvement I see... All my hopes for a swift recovery to your mental status before the outburst dashed again. :-\
I'm sorry to disappoint, but surely I may welcome back a close friend? :-\
Quote from: Deloria on May 15, 2007, 03:24:48 AMI'm sorry to disappoint, but surely I may welcome back a close friend? :-\
You may welcome back a close friend, and another patient of the Asylum, sure, but calling her by her other personality, will not get rid of her MPD easily. :scholar:
:zzz:
* gets his shapechange-ing machine out of his room and into the garden where the unicorns can come *
Well doggy let's see if it works. :P
And if it doesn't, well then I'll see what else I can do.
* flips the switch *
P Oo f
*big cloud of fog appears*
please don't look!! :'(
[spoiler]*his doggy isn't changed at all* :o[/spoiler]
Don't worry I'll clean up the mess
*looks at his machine*
[spoiler]I shouldn't have made it out of empty boxes only. XD [/spoiler]
Time for my next plan. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 19, 2007, 02:14:45 PM* gets his shapechange-ing machine out of his room and into the garden where the unicorns can come *
The unicorns can go anywhere, in the garden, in the building, as they please. It's the other way around, that's restricted, i.e. non-unicorns, beside Staff, can't enter the area that's exclusively for unicorns.
Even if your doggy were able to change into a unicorn, the biometric field would not recognize it as one of the Asylum unicorns and thus not allow entry into that enclosure. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 19, 2007, 02:14:45 PM*looks at his machine*
[spoiler]I shouldn't have made it out of empty boxes only. XD [/spoiler]
That is rather unfortunate indeed. You should also have not set fire to those boxes to trigger the automatic sprinkler system and thus create all of that fog/smoke. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on May 20, 2007, 03:57:15 PM
That is rather unfortunate indeed. You should also have not set fire to those boxes to trigger the automatic sprinkler system and thus create all of that fog/smoke. :pokerface:
Then the gaurdcats should have lend me their smokemachine.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 21, 2007, 05:57:43 AMThen the gaurdcats should have lend me their smokemachine.
Whilst the Asylum has a smokemachine, it has been integrated into the holoroom. It has never been the guardcats' to use or to lend it. And even if it were, they would not lend it to a patient. :scholar:
:zzz:
*doesn't even remember where his asylum personality was when he last posted in here*
*assumes it was a happy spinny and/or floaty place* ;P
Might I have my monthly chocolates which I've missed out on? :-\
I think I should go decorate my bio-cell whatsit... *begins writing the lyrics of the Major-General's song on the walls and in as many languages as he can muster, all while humming... 999,999 Green Bottles* :P
There, that ought to crazy the place up.
Floaty place? !!! *feels nostalgic and wants to float again* :-\ *goes off in a futile search for happy-pill-injections* ::)
Quote from: Deloria on May 22, 2007, 10:21:13 AM
Floaty place? !!! *feels nostalgic and wants to float again* :-\ *goes off in a futile search for happy-pill-injections* ::)
or you could go to the holoroom. You could ask for a floating program. :D
But will that make me manically happy? ;D
that depends on the quality of the holoroom program
Quote from: Delling on May 21, 2007, 04:44:16 PMI think I should go decorate my bio-cell whatsit... *begins writing the lyrics of the Major-General's song on the walls and in as many languages as he can muster, all while humming... 999,999 Green Bottles* :P
There, that ought to crazy the place up.
Bio cell? We have regular cells and isolation cells, but I've never heard of bio cells. I wouldn't know in what way bio cells differ from normal ones either. Oh, and while you can write on the wall, the cleaning crew comes at least once every day and anything that's put on the wall can easily be taken off, so your writing won't last more than 1 day. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on May 22, 2007, 10:21:13 AMFloaty place? !!! *feels nostalgic and wants to float again* :-\ *goes off in a futile search for happy-pill-injections* ::)
You said it, futile. If my security team even has the slightest suspicion someone is carrying a happy pill (injection), be it staff or patients, that doesn't matter, they're (strip)searched . :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on May 22, 2007, 11:15:28 AMBut will that make me manically happy? ;D
All the holoroom does is rearrange matter according to the program. The program will not allow anything even remotely attached to happy pills. It cannot alter anything in your mind though, and I don't think visual input alone can do that, unless it's hypnotism or such a thing, but not the effect you're seeking I'm happy to say. :pleased:
Quote from: icarus on May 22, 2007, 11:18:23 AMthat depends on the quality of the holoroom program
The quality of any holoroom program is top-notch! :bob:
:zzz:
The program in the holoroom is better than nothing, even if happy pill-induced floating outdoes all in superiority. :P
* Comes out of his room whit, Yes, you have guest it right another box *
If I have enough boxes I can climb on the roof. ;D
*looks to the roof of the asylum* ::)
Where is the roof anyway? :o
Time for my next plan. :suffer:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 23, 2007, 06:26:57 AMWhere is the roof anyway? :o
It's up there, you see? However, I fail to grasp how you can get on a roof if you're
under it. :pokerface:
:zzz:
That's simple: one must first get over it.
Only in getting over it, may one get on it.
I'll get on that straightaway.
Yes... yes... posting rules... BUT this is an emergency!
*lays procrastination down in one of the cells*
Hmm... perhaps Lolotte could start him on an IV of whatever not-busyness is...
Welcome procrastination! :D
XB
When's he going to be well enough to work again? I need him.
:'( :'( This is terribly tragic. :'( *stands by in case she may be of aid*
Quote from: tessspoon on May 24, 2007, 02:14:17 PM
When's he going to be well enough to work again? I need him.
I'm not sure... I'm no doctor... can the manager of the asylum give him a prognosis? I mean procrastination isn't so much a physical organism as a concept or process... sounds like something a psychologist or psychiatrist could handle...maybe... *is no specialist in dealing with the personifications of concepts*
Quote from: tessspoon on May 24, 2007, 02:14:17 PMWhen's he going to be well enough to work again? I need him.
Why do you need someone to delay? :scholar:
Quote from: Delling on May 24, 2007, 03:07:13 PMI'm not sure... I'm no doctor... can the manager of the asylum give him a prognosis? I mean procrastination isn't so much a physical organism as a concept or process... sounds like something a psychologist or psychiatrist could handle...maybe... *is no specialist in dealing with the personifications of concepts*
For a psychoanalytical examination, I refer to a thread on the 3rd page.
This is a first for the Asylum too, such a personification, and I'll have to consult with the Psychiatric Nurse first. Unfortunately, I think she's rather unavailable at the moment, so procrastination will have to stay in the cell for the time being. :pokerface:
PS: If there's any spelling error in the posts of today, blame it on the forum's spell check,, since my British English spell checker has once again gone inactive. :-\
:zzz:
Yes, I had considered that... but didn't know where it was...
All right, I think I'll take him with me over to the psycho(analyst) thread ;)
* comes in the room whit his doctor outfit *
Don't fear doctor Gilgamesh is here! ;D
* Takes out his rubber knive * :P
Time for surgery. :o
Quote from: Delling on May 24, 2007, 04:57:26 PMAll right, I think I'll take him with me over to the psycho(analyst) thread ;)
I've looked in on the psycho-analyst's proceedings and I can see they seem to be going well. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 25, 2007, 01:09:54 AM* comes in the room whit his doctor outfit *
Don't fear doctor Gilgamesh is here! ;D
* Takes out his rubber knive * :P
Time for surgery. :o
:o Impersonating a doctor! It's a good thing he's in his room and/or in the psycho-analysts office, where you can't get to him, not even in a doctor's outfit. :pokerface:
:zzz:
*finds some old cardboard boxes and burns them* :evil:
Quote from: Deloria on May 28, 2007, 06:38:44 AM*finds some old cardboard boxes and burns them* :evil:
I was wondering when you'd try and burn your first thing inhere. Luckily the fire was put down the second you tried to set fire to the cardboard boxes, since after Gilgamesh burned his cardboard boxes I changed the Asylum fire extinguishing system setting to 'paranoia'. :scholar:
I can see it's getting far too easy for patients to set fire to things so I've added an extra routine into the Asylum scanning system to look for anything that can be used to make fire. Upon detection, a security cat will be notified on which patient is carrying which item and it will be taken from the patient. :pokerface:
Also, the scanning system at the entrance, where everyone and everything coming in is being scanned, has also been fitted with the extra security routine.
:zzz:
*gets some sticks and wood ready*
Lets all rub some twigs on the wood! :suffer:
*guardcats move to Gilgamesh to take his fire-making equipment away*
By the way, those things were spotted by the scanner, the only reason why they weren't taken from you until now was because they were not deemed an immediate 'threat'. :scholar:
:zzz:
I still have my bed and other flame-able stuff in my room you know. :P
but I now know a secret way out of the asylum you will never know. :suffer:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2007, 08:24:55 AMI still have my bed and other flame-able stuff in my room you know. :P
I dare say
everything is flammable. The question is: how flammable? Also, the furniture in the Asylum has been subject to flame-retarding treatment. This type of treatment includes it being harder to set fire to it. And then there's the issue of
how you're going to set fire to it. These things don't catch fire by themselves you know. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2007, 08:24:55 AMbut I now know a secret way out of the asylum you will never know. :suffer:
You mean the one in your head, when you're hallucinating? You're right, I will never never know of that one, since I don't hallucinate. :pokerface:
Note: /me acknowledges receipt of Deloria's statement and would like to know when it would be best for her to start the interview. I suspect it will be a short one, due to the nature of the statement.
:zzz:
Can I have some cake please?
What kind of cake would you be preferring? FYI: You will only get one eighth, if it's containing any sugar. :scholar:
:zzz:
CHOCOLATE CAKE PLEASE.
Times EIGHT.
What kind of cake DOESN'T have sugar!?
*thinks for a moment*
...No! Not ricecakes! The horror! XD
* gives jafar a piece of ricecake he wanted * XD
You said ricecake didn't you. :P
I would like to have also a chocolate cake! ;D
When will the asylum cooking class start?
I would like to make my own cake.
Quote from: MangoMercury on June 03, 2007, 04:24:48 PMCHOCOLATE CAKE PLEASE.
Times ONE.
There ya go.
*gives Mango one piece of chocolate cake* :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2007, 03:38:13 AMI would like to have also a chocolate cake! ;D
Since a new month has recently started and once again I see no trace of the TSL Asylum waiter, I'll be in charge of providing your current monthly sugar ration. So, that's
one piece of chocolate cake for Gilgamesh too.
Would anyone besides Mango and Gilgamesh like a piece of chocolate cake? I've got 6 left. Ask fast, because as time passes this cake won't be getting any better. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2007, 03:38:13 AMWhen will the asylum cooking class start?
I would like to make my own cake.
If any patient is going to be allowed access to anything in the kitchen, he or she will have to earn my trust big time.
You most definitely have not done that, especially where fire is involved. You know very well cooking needs heat and heat means possibility to put something on fire. So, currently, never. :pokerface:
:zzz:
I would like some chocolate cake... might I have chocolate ice cream with it as a consolation award for missing so many monthly sweets?
Ooh, ooh, can guests have some chocolate cake? !!! And chocolate ice cream?
I want chocolate milk. :D
Oh dear! I'm zoning out again! It's becoming a frequent occurrence.... XD
*Gives monthly sweets to those who still need it.* :)
*goes back to his room whit whit monthly sweet and eats it*
Darn, I still may not go to cookingclass. :P
Time for my next plan
* puts a piece of paper on the table and takes out a pencil *
Quote from: tessspoon on June 04, 2007, 07:32:52 PMOoh, ooh, can guests have some chocolate cake? !!! And chocolate ice cream?
Okay, patient time's up. *Picks up the remaining five pieces of the cholcate cake and gives them to tess* There ya go, you can have all the chocolate cake you want. *goes to the kitchen and pulls out the chocolate ice cream can* *sprays some chocolate ice cream on the chocolate cake* Enjoy yourself but... don't forget to brush your teeth afterwards! :pleased:
Quote from: Delling on June 04, 2007, 06:19:19 PMI would like some chocolate cake... might I have chocolate ice cream with it as a consolation award for missing so many monthly sweets?
No, not you. Missing monthly sweets will be given to the patient with a limit of one monthly sweet a day. You can have chocolate cream on something that's not containing sugar, or you can have chocolate cake with cream that's not containing sugar, but not both chocolate things at the same time. :scholar:
Quote from: Farquhar on June 05, 2007, 07:30:49 AMOh dear! I'm zoning out again! It's becoming a frequent occurrence.... XD
I only need you once a month and still you manage to keep away for too long. Is RL bothering you that much? :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on June 01, 2007, 05:36:02 PM
Note: /me acknowledges receipt of Deloria's statement and would like to know when it would be best for her to start the interview. I suspect it will be a short one, due to the nature of the statement.
:zzz:
Either this weekend or in a fortnight is the only time I can manage, I fear. :-\
*finds a shiny magnesium strip* :sneaky:
CC, may I please have a piece of wood? :angel:
Quote from: Deloria on June 06, 2007, 04:31:34 AMEither this weekend or in a fortnight is the only time I can manage, I fear. :-\
Would you like this interview to be public, in this thread, or in private, via PM's?
Quote from: Deloria on June 06, 2007, 04:31:34 AMCC, may I please have a piece of wood? :angel:
Why? :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on June 05, 2007, 04:07:13 PM
Okay, patient time's up. *Picks up the remaining five pieces of the cholcate cake and gives them to tess* There ya go, you can have all the chocolate cake you want. *goes to the kitchen and pulls out the chocolate ice cream can* *sprays some chocolate ice cream on the chocolate cake* Enjoy yourself but... don't forget to brush your teeth afterwards! :pleased:
*eats a piece of cake with icecream* Yum!
*looks at remaining four pieces*
That's a lot of cake. CC, you're going to make me fat. :P
Hey... i wouldnt want you to get fat, how about i take some of that chocolate cake and ice cream off your hands?
;D
*gives Rebecca three pieces of chocolate cake with ice cream*
That's one piece of cake left. Are you going to keep that for yourself, or do we have the case of 'who dares to take the last piece?' :pokerface:
:zzz:
*yoink*
mmmm cake!
*gives last piece of cake to Delling*
* Gets back to his room and sees some gaurdcats comming out of it *
I knew it CC has treid to search my room for my next escapeplan while I got some candy. :P
Finds all the pieces of paper he had out of order.
Well at least he didn't find anything except for those drawings of every patient I made. :P
Time to make a plan:
If i put Deloria there
*puts the piece of paper in a corner of his room*
And icarus there...
No, that won't do. :P
*returns from the psychoanalyst's*
I've lost procrastination... well, not really, he just got away from me as I came over here... tricky thing that: I couldn't keep a hold on him since I was purposefully bringing him back...
Oh, well, he's made a full recovery and shall probably hector us with long days of procrastination for many years to come.
Quote from: copycat on May 22, 2007, 04:18:13 PM
Quote from: Delling on May 21, 2007, 04:44:16 PMI think I should go decorate my bio-cell whatsit... *begins writing the lyrics of the Major-General's song on the walls and in as many languages as he can muster, all while humming... 999,999 Green Bottles* :P
There, that ought to crazy the place up.
Bio cell? We have regular cells and isolation cells, but I've never heard of bio cells. I wouldn't know in what way bio cells differ from normal ones either. Oh, and while you can write on the wall, the cleaning crew comes at least once every day and anything that's put on the wall can easily be taken off, so your writing won't last more than 1 day. :scholar:
I see... then I shall have to take drastic measures. *begins carving the song into the wall*
*gets out a crayon and starts scrawling random words on the outside walls*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 11, 2007, 09:20:01 AMI knew it CC has treid to search my room for my next escapeplan while I got some candy. :P
Now why would my guardcats do that when I have all these nifty sensor things working for me? :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 11, 2007, 09:20:01 AMWell at least he didn't find anything except for those drawings of every patient I made. :P
Couldn't quite zoom in enough to take a good look at those drawings, that's probably why they went in. Nice work! :pleased:
Quote from: Delling on June 11, 2007, 09:40:38 AMI see... then I shall have to take drastic measures. *begins carving the song into the wall*
You must be hallucinating, as you haven't got anything on you that can carve into the Asylum walls. :scholar:
Quote from: tessspoon on June 11, 2007, 03:30:21 PM*gets out a crayon and starts scrawling random words on the outside walls*
Are you doing those words graffiti-like, where every letter can be considered an artwork in itself? If not, I'm going to have to ask you to stop it, and have it cleaned up. I don't want to have to put a fence around the wall of the Asylum, as that would leave it very un-welcoming.
PS: This inline spell check thing isn't very smart.
PPS: 'Mu' is a word? Ah, so that's how that symbol is written out in English. 8)
:zzz:
* sees the cameras in his room pointing at him and his plans to escape *
I've got it! ;D
* puts pieces of paper on the walls and covers all the cameras so they can't show CC anything anymore *
[spoiler]*hides under his bed whit a meterial the doesn't show bodyheat on himself and some stuff in front of him to make sure nobody can find him*[/spoiler]
Let's see if he goes and search for me or tries to clean my room. ;D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 13, 2007, 01:25:42 AM* sees the cameras in his room pointing at him and his plans to escape *
I've got it! ;D
* puts pieces of paper on the walls and covers all the cameras so they can't show CC anything anymore *
[spoiler]*hides under his bed whit a meterial the doesn't show bodyheat on himself and some stuff in front of him to make sure nobody can find him*[/spoiler]
Let's see if he goes and search for me or tries to clean my room. ;D
Those cameras are just decoys, they don't actually film anything. My sensory equipment is far more sophisticated than that. :scholar:
You can't reach every square inch of your room. :pokerface:
[spoiler]If there were any material that would block bodyheat coming into the Asylum, it would have been confiscated. You still show perfectly well on my infrared sensor. :pleased: [/spoiler]
The biometric field at the entrance of your room registers which way you pass through so if the last thing it registered was you entering the room, that means you're still in there. :scholar:
The cleaning staff is prohibited from entering a room that is still occupied by a patient. However, if the patients stays in his/her room for more than 1 day, that patient will be forced to leave his room in order for the cleaning crew to do their daily routine in that room.
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on June 05, 2007, 04:07:13 PM
Quote from: Farquhar on June 05, 2007, 07:30:49 AMOh dear! I'm zoning out again! It's becoming a frequent occurrence.... XD
I only need you once a month and still you manage to keep away for too long. Is RL bothering you that much? :pokerface:
:zzz:
On the contrary, RL has been so wonderfully smashing that it's hard to get away.... Tis nothing personal to anyone here. :)
Perhaps we could hire a second waiter to handle things while I'm away? And it wouldn't hurt in the slightest to have more than one of em when I'm around anyways. It seems that there's quite a few new patients, so it makes sense that we'd need additional staff members! :D
*awakens* ...Hey! This isn't Avalon! >:(
Quote from: copycat on June 06, 2007, 03:53:40 PM
Quote from: Deloria on June 06, 2007, 04:31:34 AMEither this weekend or in a fortnight is the only time I can manage, I fear. :-\
Would you like this interview to be public, in this thread, or in private, via PM's?
Quote from: Deloria on June 06, 2007, 04:31:34 AMCC, may I please have a piece of wood? :angel:
Why? :pokerface:
:zzz:
PMs, please. :)
Quote from: Farquhar on June 14, 2007, 06:33:16 PMPerhaps we could hire a second waiter to handle things while I'm away? And it wouldn't hurt in the slightest to have more than one of em when I'm around anyways. It seems that there's quite a few new patients, so it makes sense that we'd need additional staff members! :D
The problem is, where am I going to find additional staff members, leave alone someone to be a waiter? :-\
Quote from: Deloria on June 15, 2007, 01:31:37 PMPMs, please. :)
As you wish. 8)
:zzz:
Edit: fixed wrong quote. :!Oops:
Quote from: copycat on June 15, 2007, 07:43:57 PM
The problem is, where am I going to find additional staff members, leave alone someone to be a waiter? :-\
* Gives CC his CV *
I want to apply for the job as waiter. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 15, 2007, 11:48:29 PM* Gives CC his CV *
I want to apply for the job as waiter. :P
*stamps*
DENIEDLet's work a bit more on improving your mental health a bit first, okay? :scholar:
:zzz:
* applies for the job as asistant in training *
* Puts a dvd he got in his dvd-player *
"How to become sane again"
Well if this doesn't cure me then I'll sue the makers of it. :P
*puts forth application for job opening*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 18, 2007, 01:37:49 PM* applies for the job as asistant in training *
* Puts a dvd he got in his dvd-player *
"How to become sane again"
Well if this doesn't cure me then I'll sue the makers of it. :P
Since such a DVD has been made by someone who's already sane, it's extremely difficult for such person to put him/-herself in the body of someone who's insane (again), so I wouldn't put too much faith in said DVD. And I doubt any court would acknowledge a claim from a psychiatric patient. :pokerface:
Quote from: tessspoon on June 18, 2007, 02:29:23 PM*puts forth application for job opening*
Via PM or via thread?
:zzz:
Thread:
Applicant Name: Tessy
Home Phone: PM Box
Current Address: TSL Forum
How were you referred to the Asylum?: Clients
Position applying for: Waiter
If hired, on what date can you start working? Immediately
Have you ever applied to/ worked for the Asylum before?: No
Are you able to perform the essential functions of the job
for which you are applying, either with / without reasonable accommodation?: Yes
Have you ever been convicted of a criminal offense?: Yes
If yes, please describe the crime - state nature of the crime(s), when and where convicted and disposition of the case.
Convicted of improper disposal of trash on April 24th, 2007 in the Court thread. Case still on ongoing.
Do you speak, write, or understand any foreign languages?: Yes
If yes, describe which language(s): TSL Forum Dialect
Do you have any other experience, training, qualifications, or skills which you feel should be brought to our attention, in the case that they make you especially suited for working with us?: Not considered insane.
Quote from: tessspoon on June 18, 2007, 04:57:41 PMAre you able to perform the essential functions of the job
for which you are applying, either with / without reasonable accommodation?: Yes
Prior experience?People you can refer to speaking positive (or negative, but I doubt you'll give me those) of your previous waiting experiences?Quote from: tessspoon on June 18, 2007, 04:57:41 PMHave you ever been convicted of a criminal offense?: Yes
If yes, please describe the crime - state nature of the crime(s), when and where convicted and disposition of the case.
Convicted of improper disposal of trash on April 24th, 2007 in the Court thread. Case still on ongoing.
Had a little talk with the Court and they said: 'Charged with', not 'convicted of'.
Quote from: tessspoon on June 18, 2007, 04:57:41 PMDo you have any other experience, training, qualifications, or skills which you feel should be brought to our attention, in the case that they make you especially suited for working with us?: Not considered insane.
Being sane is kind of a prerequisite. If you weren't, I wouldn't even have asked for your application.
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on June 19, 2007, 04:08:26 PM
Prior experience?
I've thrown food around in the Food Fight Thread. That count? :P
Quote from: copycat on June 19, 2007, 04:08:26 PM
People you can refer to speaking positive (or negative, but I doubt you'll give me those) of your previous waiting experiences?
Delling, as my commander in said thread.
Quote from: copycat on June 19, 2007, 04:08:26 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on June 18, 2007, 04:57:41 PMHave you ever been convicted of a criminal offense?: Yes
If yes, please describe the crime - state nature of the crime(s), when and where convicted and disposition of the case.
Convicted of improper disposal of trash on April 24th, 2007 in the Court thread. Case still on ongoing.
Had a little talk with the Court and they said: 'Charged with', not 'convicted of'.
That's what I meant. I really need to stop the self-incrimination. :P
Tessy is always dispensing food to the troops of sugary combatants... In fact, this would be the perfect job for Tessy. :D
Just don't feed the asylum patients my armies! ;)
*plays with his army of pixie stix wrappers and empty pie plates like a good little crazy person* :crugs:
*Goes to see CC (whit clearace of the gaurdcats) *
Can I have some more blankets?
I need to clean my room today.
Acording to the dvd it's giving positive power to do such a thing.
CC could we have theater classes in the Asylum?
I believe I heard it could be good for those lesser sane to become more sane.
If needed the Asylum's nurse would probably support this plan.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 20, 2007, 01:07:20 PM*Goes to see CC (whit clearace of the gaurdcats) *
Can I have some more blankets?
I need to clean my room today.
Acording to the dvd it's giving positive power to do such a thing.
Cleaning with blankets? Why would you use blankets to do that? Besides, your room is cleaned at least once a day by Asylum staff, you don't need to do that. However, I see nothing wrong with giving you extra blankets.
*gives Gilgamesh an extra 3 blankets* Is that enough?
Quote from: icarus on June 20, 2007, 01:31:49 PMCC could we have theater classes in the Asylum?
I believe I heard it could be good for those lesser sane to become more sane.
If needed the Asylum's nurse would probably support this plan.
I agree, even without the nurse's support. :pleased:
I'm putting you in charge of organizing. :scholar:
Tess, I'm hiring you as co-Waiter
on probation. If I notice you throwing food on the ground, consider yourself fired. :pokerface:
:zzz:
I'd like to visit some inmates please. Where do I check my banana peel lined coat?
Wheeeee! *does a loopty loop* ;D
Thankies much, CC. And Delling, for the positive recommendation.
I'll take your coat, PK.
*stuffs coat in nearest closet*
Can I get you anything food/drink wise?
Quote from: copycat on June 20, 2007, 03:29:01 PM
Cleaning with blankets? Why would you use blankets to do that? Besides, your room is cleaned at least once a day by Asylum staff, you don't need to do that. However, I see nothing wrong with giving you extra blankets.
*gives Gilgamesh an extra 3 blankets* Is that enough?
Thank you.
*goes to his room and cleans it and makes his bed ready whit the blankets*
goes watching the dvd again
What should I do after that?
Congratulations, Tess! ;D
Quote from: PirateKingChris on June 20, 2007, 04:08:27 PMI'd like to visit some inmates please.
Inmates? Please don't use that word once you're in there. If you want to call them by another name as patients, use 'guests'. :scholar:
Quote from: tessspoon on June 20, 2007, 05:00:32 PMThankies much, CC. And Delling, for the positive recommendation.
I'll take your coat, PK.
*stuffs coat in nearest closet*
Can I get you anything food/drink wise?
I don't think taking coats from visitors is one of the things a Waiter needs to do, not even when (s)he's on probation. :pleased:
Since you've not been appointed an
official member of the Asylum staff (yet), please don't go adding anything in your sign line about it, like the regular staff do. :pokerface:
A word of advice:
never forget about the sugar-limit. :deal:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on June 21, 2007, 04:31:39 PM
I don't think taking coats from visitors is one of the things a Waiter needs to do, not even when (s)he's on probation. :pleased:
It's not something I intend to do regularly. I just happened to be standing there when he arrived. :P
Quote from: copycat on June 21, 2007, 04:31:39 PM
Since you've not been appointed an official member of the Asylum staff (yet), please don't go adding anything in your sign line about it, like the regular staff do. :pokerface:
Didn't even occur to me until you said it... but don't worry, I'll wait till I become and official member (assuming I do eventually, of course)
Quote from: copycat on June 21, 2007, 04:31:39 PM
A word of advice: never forget about the sugar-limit. :deal:
:zzz:
Noted. Monthly, right?
I think we should have a funeral service for Farquhad's waiter responsibilities. :'(
He's not done waiting. I am (or may be) co-waiter with him, mostly when cannot be here, but when he is I'm sure he'll be happy to continue his job as waiter. :P
* gets a few flowers from the gaurdcats *
[spoiler]well while they're fake it make my room much nicer[/spoiler]
*asks CC if he may have some glue, wallpaper and some gaurdcats to help him *
Quote from: tessspoon on June 21, 2007, 04:43:09 PMQuote from: copycat on June 21, 2007, 04:31:39 PM
I don't think taking coats from visitors is one of the things a Waiter needs to do, not even when (s)he's on probation. :pleased:
It's not something I intend to do regularly. I just happened to be standing there when he arrived. :P
Okay then.
Quote from: tessspoon on June 21, 2007, 04:43:09 PMQuote from: copycat on June 21, 2007, 04:31:39 PMSince you've not been appointed an official member of the Asylum staff (yet), please don't go adding anything in your sign line about it, like the regular staff do. :pokerface:
Didn't even occur to me until you said it... but don't worry, I'll wait till I become and official member (assuming I do eventually, of course)
Think of it as an incentive.
Quote from: tessspoon on June 21, 2007, 04:43:09 PMQuote from: copycat on June 21, 2007, 04:31:39 PM
A word of advice: never forget about the sugar-limit. :deal:
:zzz:
Noted. Monthly, right?
Correct.
Quote from: Delling on June 21, 2007, 04:52:40 PMI think we should have a funeral service for Farquhad's waiter responsibilities. :'(
Quote from: tessspoon on June 21, 2007, 06:19:05 PMHe's not done waiting. I am (or may be) co-waiter with him, mostly when cannot be here, but when he is I'm sure he'll be happy to continue his job as waiter. :P
Indeed, you're (or will be) a team. If Farq isn't around, Tess can take over, but when Farq is around, he can take over from Tess, or they can divide the workload. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 22, 2007, 10:09:38 AM*asks CC if he may have some glue, wallpaper and some gaurdcats to help him *
You may have some guardcats
with glue and wallpaper. Tell them what do do with it and if it isn't anything potentially dangerous, they will do it. :pokerface:
:zzz:
... :S
The voices say I should indulge in the very unladylike habit of jumping on the bed. CC, please, I beg of you, stop them before I become completely uncouth. :'( :'(
(Can someone give me a quick over view of everything that has happened and how many times have we moved? I thought we were in the fourth floor last time I was here. :( ) <So Confused>
* orders the gaurdcats to put the wallpaper on one of his rooms walls *
Now I no longer have 4 white walls. :D
Now up for the third part of the dvd
* starts the dvd again *
Quote from: patrick83301 on June 25, 2007, 06:44:44 PM
(Can someone give me a quick over view of everything that has happened and how many times have we moved? I thought we were in the fourth floor last time I was here. :( ) <So Confused>
We're all still insane, Tess is on probation for being a new waiter in Farquhar's absence, there are unicorns on the asylum grounds, Gilgamesh's cerberus has fallen in love with one and consequently remains heartbroken as the unicorn remains aloof and refuses to consort with him, other than that, nothing much has changed.
Runs of to try and befriend the lovely unicorns
*wonders if she left anything out*
<Thinks I dont know, as he skips off after a purple unicorn.> ???
Quote from: Deloria on June 25, 2007, 02:09:08 PM... :S
The voices say I should indulge in the very unladylike habit of jumping on the bed. CC, please, I beg of you, stop them before I become completely uncouth. :'( :'(
Uncouth? *checks definition* Ah! :idea:
Oh dear. We can't have that. I must say, these happy pills are ingenious in their design. First the content has to travel from the digestive system into the bloodstream, and then the content has to break through the barrier protecting the brain. However, with the happy pill injections, that last part is the same, as you can't go injecting it right into the brain.
Anyway,I've isolated the first element of the happy pill, that isn't the thing that's making you have hallucinations. I've 'encapsulated' it into the right elements to make the appropriate transports possible. I can't make any guarantees that that's the right one though. There are several other elements that could also be it. *passes pill to Deloria* Let me know if you feel any different. In the meantime, I'm putting you into a straitjacket.
Quote from: patrick83301 on June 25, 2007, 06:44:44 PMand how many times have we moved? I thought we were in the fourth floor last time I was here. :( ) <So Confused>
Check the thread's title, this is indeed the third move to the Fourth Floor. :scholar:
Quote from: patrick83301 on June 26, 2007, 11:20:22 AMRuns of to try and befriend the lovely unicorns
Do you know the proper procedure to befriend a unicorn? :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on June 26, 2007, 03:14:19 PM*wonders if she left anything out*
Don't look at me, since my memory is like Swiss Cheese, without the cheese.
Quote from: patrick83301 on June 27, 2007, 04:04:30 AM<Thinks I dont know, as he skips off after a purple unicorn.> ???
Are you colour-blind in some fashion? Because the unicorns are all very white and I've seen none of them leave their enclosed space so you can't go skipping after one. You see, their territory is protected by a biometric field, which only the unicorns and staff (not Tess atm) can enter. :pleased:
By the way, I've come up with the perfect idea for a new room on the fifth floor, on which work will shortly start. I'm not telling anyone until we move to that floor though. :P
:zzz:
<Uses ingenious mind to bioengenier self to be allowed into unicorn enclosure.> <Dyes two unicorns purple and another red.>
CC, may I use the holoroom?
I want to play the pirate ship game. :D
Quote from: tessspoon on June 27, 2007, 06:04:18 PM
CC, may I use the holoroom?
I want to play the pirate ship game. :D
I'm already planning to play some tennis there.
CC, is the sport hall clear?
Then I have you use a real racket and a real ball. :D
Quote from: patrick83301 on June 27, 2007, 05:14:01 PM<Uses ingenious mind to bioengenier self to be allowed into unicorn enclosure.> <Dyes two unicorns purple and another red.>
No, and no. While you may have an ingenious mind, you don't have the necessary equipment to bio-engineer yourself into something/-one else the biometric field will allow.Beside that, in case you haven't read the post concerning that biometric field, it's a very restrictive one, so any paint you would have with you would be held back anyway, even if it was carried by Staff. :scholar:
Quote from: tessspoon on June 27, 2007, 06:04:18 PMCC, may I use the holoroom?
I want to play the pirate ship game. :D
You don't need to ask me that question. Just go right ahead. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 28, 2007, 01:30:11 AMI'm already planning to play some tennis there.
CC, is the sport hall clear?
Then I have you use a real racket and a real ball. :D
Planning isn't same as executing, and since Tess's request was first...
What sport hall? Where did I say the Asylum has a real sport hall? Unless you mean the sport hall
program. Well, since the holoroom is currently in use by Tess, you'll have to wait until she's out. Anyway, I'd never allow the use of a real ball, since it's potentially hazardous to one's health. :pokerface:
:zzz:
*enters holoroom*
*practices aim with cannons and grapple hooks*
*uses virtual Winged One to blast and destroy twenty different ships*
Fun, and good practice for the real thing. :D
*exits*
You can have it now Gilgamesh.
<Convinces unicorn to come out of the cage> <Rides unicorn with magic bridle and saddle hidden under a bed>
So Ill see you all in a little bit Im taking the unicorn out for a ride to exercise.
* Sees holes in the walls of the holoroom *
Tesss! You didn't stopped your program right.
*pushes a button and a sportfield whit holes in mid air apears*
Enters the holoroom whit a gaurdcat
Me vs. a gaurdcat.
Now that will be exciting.
<watches Gilgamesh fight guard cat after starting a betting pool> <puts money on guard cat>
* winns the first math and another gaurdcat comes while the other leaves *
You look a lot tougher then the last one.
Quote from: copycat on June 24, 2007, 04:09:57 PM
Quote from: Delling on June 21, 2007, 04:52:40 PMI think we should have a funeral service for Farquhad's waiter responsibilities. :'(
Quote from: tessspoon on June 21, 2007, 06:19:05 PMHe's not done waiting. I am (or may be) co-waiter with him, mostly when cannot be here, but when he is I'm sure he'll be happy to continue his job as waiter. :P
Indeed, you're (or will be) a team. If Farq isn't around, Tess can take over, but when Farq is around, he can take over from Tess, or they can divide the workload. :scholar:
Aye, we should definitely be a team. Welcome aboard Tess! ;D
And once again I apologize for leaving so much, I suppose I'm kind of a part-time waiter now. XD
Anyways, tis a new month! So unless I'm mistaken there is a new round of sweets on the horizon! :D
Sweets! ;D *tackles waiting staff* Chocolate! :drunk: *nom nom nom*
Quote from: patrick83301 on June 28, 2007, 10:11:21 PM<Convinces unicorn to come out of the cage> <Rides unicorn with magic bridle and saddle hidden under a bed>
So Ill see you all in a little bit Im taking the unicorn out for a ride to exercise.
*sees patrick moving along in riding position*
Oh dear, he's hallucinating.
First of all, it's not a cage they're in, it's an area enclosed by biometric sensors. They can get out and in again whenever they like.
Secondly, the unicorns don't take well to riding with a bridle and saddle. If you really were to try and put that on a unicorn, you'd find its back hooves hitting you soon enough. :stars:
Third and last, but most certainly not least, no unicorn has left the enclosure, despite all of your foolish mimicking. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 29, 2007, 12:43:06 AM*pushes a button and a sportfield whit holes in mid air apears*
Enters the holoroom whit a gaurdcat
Me vs. a gaurdcat.
Now that will be exciting.
What holes in mid-air?
The guardcats aren't qualified to play sports, so that's a CG-guardcat you're playing against. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 01, 2007, 12:45:18 AM* winns the first math and another gaurdcat comes while the other leaves *
You look a lot tougher then the last one.
Of course the new CG-guardcat looks tougher, that's the holoroom's AI progressing to the next level. :scholar:
PS:
Quote from: Farquhar on July 01, 2007, 09:46:51 PMAnyways, tis a new month! So unless I'm mistaken there is a new round of sweets on the horizon! :D
*looks at watch* It is and there is! ;D
:zzz:
* Stops the game at a tie *
Time to get some candy.
*gets his candy and goes whit it to his room*
*gets knocked to the floor by Delling, sending sweets everywhere*
Sheesh! Here you go, here you go, no need to trample anyone.
*hands out chocolate sweets to rest of inmates residents*
Quote from: Delling on July 02, 2007, 06:53:00 AMSweets! ;D *tackles waiting staff* Chocolate! :drunk: *nom nom nom*
May I remind the patients it is not appropriate to tackle waiting staff, or any other member of staff for that matter? :scholar:
Quote from: tessspoon on July 03, 2007, 01:11:37 PMSheesh! Here you go, here you go, no need to trample anyone.
*agrees* That would be most undesirable and would put said patient in an isolation cell. :pokerface:
Quote from: tessspoon on July 03, 2007, 01:11:37 PM*hands out chocolate sweets to rest of inmates residents*
Very good, you're correcting yourself. Next time, try not thinking of the stricken word. :pleased:
:zzz:
:sneaky: *eyes chocolate greedily* thank you, tessy... *is unusually attached to chocolate*
Chocoholism is part of my claim to insanity. :raf:
Quote from: copycat on June 27, 2007, 04:14:26 PM
Quote from: Deloria on June 25, 2007, 02:09:08 PM... :S
The voices say I should indulge in the very unladylike habit of jumping on the bed. CC, please, I beg of you, stop them before I become completely uncouth. :'( :'(
Uncouth? *checks definition* Ah! :idea:
Oh dear. We can't have that. I must say, these happy pills are ingenious in their design. First the content has to travel from the digestive system into the bloodstream, and then the content has to break through the barrier protecting the brain. However, with the happy pill injections, that last part is the same, as you can't go injecting it right into the brain.
Anyway,I've isolated the first element of the happy pill, that isn't the thing that's making you have hallucinations. I've 'encapsulated' it into the right elements to make the appropriate transports possible. I can't make any guarantees that that's the right one though. There are several other elements that could also be it. *passes pill to Deloria* Let me know if you feel any different. In the meantime, I'm putting you into a straitjacket.
*takes her happy pill and experiences some floaty sensations but they quickly subside and the voices return* :-\
Quote from: Deloria link=topic=5167.msg222782#msg222782 ely *takes her happy pill and experiences some floaty sensations but they quickly subside and the voices return* :-\
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Why don't you remove that headphone attached to your I-pod. XD
Voices in your head how does someone get on such a thing.
* goes back to his room to see another part of the DVD *
Quote from: Deloria on July 05, 2007, 04:51:37 AM*takes her happy pill and experiences some floaty sensations but they quickly subside and the voices return* :-\
It's a good thing I left you in that straitjacket then.
Right, back to the drawing board, or rather the pill-making formula and -machine. :scholar: It'll take some time before the new pill is ready though, it's a very painstaking process.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 05, 2007, 10:25:43 AMQuote from: Deloria on July 05, 2007, 04:51:37 AM*takes her happy pill and experiences some floaty sensations but they quickly subside and the voices return* :-\
Why don't you remove that headphone attached to your I-pod. XD
Voices in your head how does someone get on such a thing.
* goes back to his room to see another part of the DVD *
Please don't make fun of Deloria's condition. :pokerface:
And use the preview-function to check your quotes before you post them! :zzz:
The Asylum has been inactive for ALMOST A WEEK WHY??
Hey'yo peepz, howz it hangin' down in da' hood??
Roberta!! :D
Quote from: MangoMercury on July 10, 2007, 03:39:54 PM
The Asylum has been inactive for ALMOST A WEEK WHY??
Hey'yo peepz, howz it hangin' down in da' hood??
*pops head out a hole* :sleepy: Crazily. ;P Of course. :sweating:
Quote from: Deloria on July 10, 2007, 05:46:38 PM
Mango!! :D
Deloria! :no: Roberta! ::)
Of course. :!Oops:
Quote from: Deloria on July 10, 2007, 05:46:38 PMRoberta!! :D
Where? :pokerface:
Quote from: Delling on July 10, 2007, 07:25:47 PMDeloria! :no: Roberta! ::)
Quit it! :furious:
Right, before I leave:
*gives Deloria a new pill*
:zzz:
Aren't you giving her too much of those medicines?
Overdosing patients may course you to be sued. :-\
I could never sue CC!! Not least because he's the only judge. :P
*takes pill and starts floating* :D
Roberta, Roberta, ROBERTA~!
It's a good day to be Roberta. :)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 12, 2007, 01:35:38 AMAren't you giving her too much of those medicines?
Overdosing patients may course you to be sued. :-\
One pill does not constitute an overdose. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on July 12, 2007, 04:46:18 AMI could never sue CC!! Not least because he's the only judge. :P
CC, Manager of the TSL Asylum is an entirely different persona besides CC, President of the Court. So, in theory a patient of the Asylum could sue its Manager. However, in practice, the word of a patient of an Asylum really does not carry much weight. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on July 12, 2007, 04:46:18 AM*takes pill and starts floating* :D
Somehow, I don't think that was its intended effect. However, could you at least tell me whether or not you still heard the voices before you felt like you were floating (again)?
Quote from: MangoMercury on July 15, 2007, 04:32:46 AMRoberta, Roberta, ROBERTA~!
It's a good day to be Roberta. :)
It's a good day (for you) to be an Asylum patient. :pleased:
:zzz:
No voices. :D And I can float anyway. ;D *floats*
Hmm...I don't know what to make of this. Deloria, you are not actually floating. Do you feel dizzy or light headed? Why do you feel weightless?
To much medicine I'm sure of that.
Quote from: Deloria on July 25, 2007, 05:55:29 PMNo voices. :D
That's good. :yes:
Quote from: Deloria on July 25, 2007, 05:55:29 PMAnd I can float anyway. ;D *floats*
That's not. :no:
What made you think about floating then, if it wasn't the voices? :pokerface:
Quote from: Lollotte on July 25, 2007, 07:52:40 PMHmm...I don't know what to make of this. Deloria, you are not actually floating. Do you feel dizzy or light headed? Why do you feel weightless?
First of all, welcome back!
I believe it's already been ascertained she's not really floating as she's currently (still) in a straitjacket...
Ehrm, would you mind not intervening in my experiments to rid Deloria of the voices in her head?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 25, 2007, 09:10:18 PMTo much medicine I'm sure of that.
By the time I gave Deloria her second (or was that third already, I lost count) pill, the effect(s) of the previous pill(s) had worn off. Furthermore, she only gets
one pill, and that pill contains only
one active substance, in a very small quantity. So I ask you, what 'too much'? :scholar:
:zzz:
New month! :D
*gets sweets ready to hand out*
May I have some Redcurrant too?
What is it? ???
Redcurrant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redcurrant) very tasty fruit.
I can give you some instead of the regular sweets. Otherwise the natural sugar and the sugar in the sweets might be a bit too much all at once.
sobs... Redcurrant or candy.... dificult :'(
Quote from: tessspoon on August 01, 2007, 06:13:00 PM
I can give you some instead of the regular sweets. Otherwise the natural sugar and the sugar in the sweets might be a bit too much all at once.
Good thinking, Tess!
*jumps up and down*
Sweets please! Sweets please! Sweets please!
Can I have some chocolate?
What are the special sweets you are willing to give?
We have chocolate, vanilla pudding, and by special request, Redcurrant this month. :)
*hands Delling his chocolate*
*takes a break and runs down the corridors doing cartwheels*
I'm super hyper. :D
Quote from: icarus on August 01, 2007, 12:30:02 PMRedcurrant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redcurrant) very tasty fruit.
Shrubberies! ;D :P
Quote from: tessspoon on August 01, 2007, 06:13:00 PMI can give you some instead of the regular sweets. Otherwise the natural sugar and the sugar in the sweets might be a bit too much all at once.
I agree (too). :pleased:
Quote from: tessspoon on August 04, 2007, 02:16:07 PMWe have chocolate, vanilla pudding, and by special request, Redcurrant this month. :)
*hands Delling his chocolate*
*takes a break and runs down the corridors doing cartwheels*
I'm super hyper. :D
We have also chocolate cake, however, a patient is only allowed
one slice (a month), and it's divided into 8 slices. :scholar:
Watch where you're doing those cartwheels, you nearly knocked over one of the guardcats! :o :pokerface:
:zzz:
*is no longer hyper stops running around*
Luckily that doesn't happen often. :P
*returns to work*
Thank you, Tess. I really admire this new food plan. It's very organized. :D
I once heard redcurrant are good for your blood. So I choose redcurrant.
Quote from: Lollotte on August 06, 2007, 10:56:24 AM
Thank you, Tess. I really admire this new food plan. It's very organized. :D
;D
*dishes out some redcurrant and hands it to Icarus*
Quote from: tessspoon on August 05, 2007, 07:50:27 PM*is no longer hyper stops running around*
Luckily that doesn't happen often. :P
I hope so. BTW, if you feel the urge to cartwheel again, please head on to the gym room. :scholar:
Apart from that little thing, I can see you're doing your new job with devotion, and I admire you for that. :pleased:
:zzz:
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Quote from: tessspoon on August 05, 2007, 07:50:27 PM*is no longer hyper stops running around*
Luckily that doesn't happen often. :P
I hope so. BTW, if you feel the urge to cartwheel again, please head on to the gym room. :scholar:
Will do. :)
Quote from: copycat on August 06, 2007, 03:41:59 PM
Apart from that little thing, I can see you're doing your new job with devotion, and I admire you for that. :pleased:
:zzz:
Thankies! ;D
We have a gym room now? I'll have to check that out...perhaps we can start some PE classes for the more hyperactive guests here. ;D
Quote from: Lollotte on August 07, 2007, 10:41:15 PMWe have a gym room now? I'll have to check that out...perhaps we can start some PE classes for the more hyperactive guests here. ;D
Of course we do. Mind you, it's not in the patient section. We have enough trouble training their minds, the thought of training their body too must have slipped my mind. ::)
:zzz:
True. However, it might come in use for certain patients...I'll do some research. :P
You do that. If the result of your research is that it may be beneficial for psychiatric patients to train their bodies as well, I'll add that to the building plans of the 5th floor. In the meantime, the holoroom can do too. I'll keep a program by just in case. Of course, in such case, gym instructors will have to enter the holoroom along with the patients, since gym equipment, if used in the wrong way, can damage ones body rather than enhance its abilities. :scholar:
:zzz:
*does a mind training game* :idea:
[spoiler]which number should I place there[/spoiler]
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 19, 2007, 07:51:01 AM*does a mind training game* :idea:
[spoiler]which number should I place there[/spoiler]
Are you sure you don't need a qualified therapist aiding you in your mind training? :pokerface:
[spoiler]place where?[/spoiler]
:zzz:
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/Sudoku.jpg)
This is my mindtraining game. :suffer:
Ah, Sudokutm
I don't think you need any help from a qualified therapist on that. :scholar:
*gives Gilgamesh a pencil with a small eraser piece on top* :pleased:
I once tried one in a weekly magazine but I got stuck. :-\
:zzz:
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/opgelost.jpg)
Done, time for the next one.
*does another one*
Nice work. :pleased:
I can see there's nothing wrong with the analytical (or whatever portion required to do this kind of thing) portion of your mind. :scholar:
:zzz:
Does this mean that I'm sane? ::)
Not quite. However, it is a definite sign that you have it in you to become sane (again). :scholar:
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Not when you do fancy things like that where I have to look at least 5 times until I get it. :pokerface:
Quote from: tessspoon on August 27, 2007, 04:41:49 PMXD XD XD
[spoiler][whisper]Psst. You're encouraging a patient in her insane behaviour. Please don't do that kind of thing anymore in the future. I'm not holding this against you since you're still new here.[/whisper][/spoiler]
:zzz:
I just need practice. ::) Then you'll be able to see the message with only having to look twice. ;D But dial-up users should start hating me right about now, I just realised.
You should use puppy eyes they allmost always work
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/puppy.jpg)
like this.
Kitty eyes work better :P :cat:
PS: Dial-up users don't like my pic-thread either, I think.
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on August 28, 2007, 04:21:00 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on August 27, 2007, 04:41:49 PMXD XD XD
[spoiler][whisper]Psst. You're encouraging a patient in her insane behaviour. Please don't do that kind of thing anymore in the future. I'm not holding this against you since you're still new here.[/whisper][/spoiler]
[spoiler]My bad. Will contain amusement at patients' humorous antics in the future. :P [/spoiler]
You're all doomed. There's no escaping your insanity.
Why does everyone seem to think that Insanity is something we should escape from?
Now....being sane.....thats enough to turn my blood cold.
Quote from: copycat on August 30, 2007, 03:19:36 PM
Kitty eyes work better :P :cat:
PS: Dial-up users don't like my pic-thread either, I think.
:zzz:
Yonkey's pic thread is much, much worse. It took ages to load for me and I have cable. XD
So....anyone need a hug? :P
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/3/36/Puss_in_Boots.jpg)
Please? :angel:
*hugs* :P
Sorry Kelsey. :P
Quote from: Rosella on August 31, 2007, 01:19:32 PM
Yonkey's pic thread is much, much worse. It took ages to load for me and I have cable. XD
Yeah, I figured they would, so that's why I put em in a separate thread, rather than spamming the Ugly Mug thread with 'em. :P
*looks at Deloria*
You're realy good at it. :D
I hope it will work for you.
[spoiler]More I can not do.[/spoiler]
That special day of the month has once again arrived!
We have a selection of baked goodies this month to choose from:
Chocolate Cake
Sugar or Chocolate Chip Cookies
Cupcakes with vanilla or chocolate icing and a cherry
Quote from: Petra Rocks on August 31, 2007, 02:13:55 PM
*hugs* :P
Sorry Kelsey. :P
XD XD That was actually directed at CC. ;P But I never mind your affection anyway. :P <3
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 31, 2007, 11:50:52 PM
*looks at Deloria*
You're realy good at it. :D
I hope it will work for you.
Thanks! :D
Quote from: Rosella on August 31, 2007, 01:19:32 PMYonkey's pic thread is much, much worse. It took ages to load for me and I have cable. XD
You mean the one where he posts the pics of visiting Europe? I had no problem with that and I only have a 1Mbit ADSL-connection. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on August 31, 2007, 01:56:13 PMPlease? :angel:
Puss-In-Boots!
TM Awww, I can't say no to that! Now, what was the question again? ::) :P
Quote from: Petra Rocks on August 31, 2007, 02:13:55 PM*hugs* :P
Sorry Kelsey. :P
Who's hugging who here? While it's allowed for patients to hug each other, or visitors to hug patients in the common rooms, be aware that such action is always monitored in particular by Asylum Security. After all, we wouldn't want anyone to hug someone else to death. :pokerface:
However, Kelsey (aka
my bright little genie) can do hugs completely unmonitored, since that's her job as Comfort Counselor, and I know I can trust her completely. :scholar:
Quote from: Rosella on August 31, 2007, 01:19:32 PMSo....anyone need a hug? :P
Even her Manager can't say no to an offer like that! ;D
Quote from: tessspoon on September 01, 2007, 03:33:16 PMThat special day of the month has once again arrived!
Good, keeping track of time like that. You're coming very close to lifting the 'on probation' from your title.
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on September 02, 2007, 03:58:58 PM
Good, keeping track of time like that. You're coming very close to lifting the 'on probation' from your title.
Woo-hoo! ;D
*gets chocolate*
* takes a chocolatecookie *
Chocolate!! ;D
*grabs half a dozen chocolate chip cookies*
Quote from: copycat on September 02, 2007, 03:58:58 PM
Quote from: Deloria on August 31, 2007, 01:56:13 PMPlease? :angel:
Puss-In-Boots!TM Awww, I can't say no to that! Now, what was the question again? ::) :P
May I be let out for a day or two? :angel:
Quote from: Delling on September 03, 2007, 12:48:55 PM*grabs half a dozen chocolate chip cookies*
Note to Tess: I hope the amount of sugar in those cookies is low enough to warrant a patient taking six of them in a row? :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on September 03, 2007, 12:56:39 PMMay I be let out for a day or two? :angel:
a) To do what?
b) I haven't even let you out of your straitjacket yet. Have you had any visits of those voices or felt like floating anytime in the last week? Even if you haven't, you'll still be escorted while outside. You're still
far from the status you once had. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on September 03, 2007, 03:59:12 PM
Quote from: Delling on September 03, 2007, 12:48:55 PM*grabs half a dozen chocolate chip cookies*
Note to Tess: I hope the amount of sugar in those cookies is low enough to warrant a patient taking six of them in a row? :scholar:
They're those little tiny cookies, so their amount of sugar is still under the limit.
*hands Gilgamesh his other five cookies*
YAY! The boss received a much-needed hug (he works too hard). ;D
Quote from: tessspoon on September 03, 2007, 04:09:19 PM
*hands Gilgamesh his other five cookies*
way to go more cookies! ;D
Quote from: copycat on September 03, 2007, 03:59:12 PM
Quote from: Deloria on September 03, 2007, 12:56:39 PMMay I be let out for a day or two? :angel:
a) To do what?
b) I haven't even let you out of your straitjacket yet. Have you had any visits of those voices or felt like floating anytime in the last week? Even if you haven't, you'll still be escorted while outside. You're still far from the status you once had. :pokerface:
:zzz:
b) No, not at all. :D May I please be let out of my straightjacket then so I can return the hug? :P
Quote from: Rosella on September 03, 2007, 04:56:07 PMXD *hugs CC*
XB *hugs back*
Quote from: Lollotte on September 03, 2007, 10:17:13 PMYAY! The boss received a much-needed hug (he works too hard). ;D
I do? I hadn't noticed? Probably that's because I like doing this work too much. ::) I just can't resist a hug offer from my bright little genie. ;D
Quote from: Deloria on September 04, 2007, 05:21:37 AMb) No, not at all. :D May I please be let out of my straightjacket then so I can return the hug? :P
In that case I can let you out of your straitjacket, to return Petra's hug, be it under supervision as explained earlier. :scholar:
:zzz:
Goes to the holoroom and starts the new program he had ordered.
"10.000 miles under the sea"
What many fish swim in this ocean. :P
Are you wearing scuba gear or did you program you're supposed to have gills? :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on September 09, 2007, 09:50:17 AM
Are you wearing scuba gear or did you program you're supposed to have gills? :pokerface:
:zzz:
It's a submarine whit a glass window that goes down 10.000 miles.
And I know it isn't possible, but the fish make it a nice trip.
And that grill can come whit the next program.
"A nice summer evening." :)
YAY Cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Bounces up and down and grabs some chocolate chip cookies*
May I have some peanut butter please?
As long as it's the sugar-free variety.
*Goes to the kitchens and brings back some yummy but sugar-free peanut butter*
Thankees!!!!! ;D
I'd ask for a knife....but it seems like I remember CC not allowing us to have sharp objects.
*Goes over and sits in a corner, dipping her cookies in the peanut butter.*
As a small kid I had a kid knife. It was totally not sharp and could only be used to put some butter or other stuff on your bread/sandwich.
may I have a slice of sugar bread instead of my monthly candy? Specially the Fries sugar bread (Friesland is a region in the Netherland where the original recipe was made). That is the most tasty one.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 09, 2007, 12:58:58 PMIt's a submarine whit a glass window that goes down 10.000 miles.
And I know it isn't possible, but the fish make it a nice trip.
And that grill can come whit the next program.
"A nice summer evening." :)
If the glass can come down, you need something else to keep back the water. Did you tell the program to install some sort of protective field? :scholar:
What grill? I didn't say anything about a grill. Besides, a grill includes fire, which is very restricted in this Asylum, even in the holoroom, since it's that lifelike. :pokerface:
Quote from: Zelly on September 09, 2007, 05:22:35 PMIU'd ask for a knife....but it seems like I remember CC not allowing us to have sharp objects.
A knife is also included in the list of dangerous material, since it would be used to cut things, and thus needs to have a sharp edge somewhere. :bob:
Quote from: icarus on September 10, 2007, 12:48:02 AMAs a small kid I had a kid knife. It was totally not sharp and could only be used to put some butter or other stuff on your bread/sandwich.
That kind of knife is not available in the Asylum, sorry. :-\
Quote from: icarus on September 10, 2007, 12:48:02 AMmay I have a slice of sugar bread instead of my monthly candy? Specially the Fries sugar bread (Friesland is a region in the Netherland where the original recipe was made). That is the most tasty one.
What makes that sugar bread tastier than other ones?
:zzz:
*gets sugar bread from the kitchens and hands it to Icarus*
I had the kitchens maximum sugar allowed.
Has Mr. Teddy made enough improvement that it is safe to allow him to hug strangers, i.e. people in the group hug?
Well I just would like a slice of sugarbread instead of my monthly candy.
I like it becouse it's so sweet and it almost melts on your tongue.
Mr. Teddy! :D
Let's get Yonkey here to see the result. ;D
Quote from: tessspoon on September 11, 2007, 04:11:52 PM*gets sugar bread from the kitchens and hands it to Icarus*
I had the kitchens maximum sugar allowed.
Just a slice of that will suffice, as he asked for, thank you. :scholar:
Quote from: tessspoon on September 11, 2007, 04:11:52 PMHas Mr. Teddy made enough improvement that it is safe to allow him to hug strangers, i.e. people in the group hug?
May I remind you the Group hug is located in another thread? In this thread we only do individual hugs. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 12, 2007, 03:13:02 PMMr. Teddy! :D
Let's get Yonkey here to see the result. ;D
Mr. Teddy is under care of Mr. Yonkey, the psycho(analyst), so you'll have to ask him. :pokerface:
BTW, I seem to have misread Mr. Gilgamesh's post about the submarine, and I would like to inform him anything is possible in the holoroom, even a sub that can go down 10,000 miles.
:zzz:
Finds the hidden candy in his room
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/candy.jpg)
Candy, and it's not even the one day of the month.
:o :o :o :o :o
[whisper]Oooooohh.......Gilgamesh, may I have some too?[/whisper]
Why are you whispering? Even if you don't say out loud anything, but make the right movements with your mouth, the software controlling my scanners is smart enough to know the words you're mouthing. :scholar:
And sugarless candy is freely available too, so you don't need to whisper for that either. :pleased:
:zzz:
so THATS why my dentist gave me sugarfree gum!
*sets up camp* The day approaches! ::) ;P
Quote from: Delling on September 27, 2007, 05:56:43 PM*sets up camp* The day approaches! ::) ;P
What day? :pokerface: :P
:zzz:
THE day, CC, THE day! :sneaky:
/me notifies Waiter Staff to approach patient with the name 'Delling' with extreme caution when handing out October's sugar-ration.
:scholar:
:zzz:
I won't hurt anyone... promise... I learned my lesson last time... tackling doesn't get you more food...
*sets up the food carts while watching Delling warily* :P
*sets up this month's menu board:
~Icecream Day~
-Chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry icecream
with choice of toppings
-Frozen Candy
-Icecream bars
I scream!
*takes a Chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry icecream with chocolate sauce topping *
*calmly moves his base camp to right in front of the carts and requests chocolate ice cream*
See? I tackled no one.
Quote from: Delling on September 30, 2007, 04:00:54 PMI won't hurt anyone... promise... I learned my lesson last time... tackling doesn't get you more food...
It's very important for patients to learn from their mistakes. Good for you! :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 01, 2007, 03:17:12 AM*takes a Chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry icecream with chocolate sauce topping *
*hits Gilgamesh's stretched hand before it reaches the food cart*
Hold it! :pokerface:
You may
ask one flavour of ice cream, and two 'chocolates' (one flavour and one topping) aren't allowed. :scholar:
Quote from: Delling on October 01, 2007, 06:16:23 AM*calmly moves his base camp to right in front of the carts and requests chocolate ice cream*
See? I tackled no one.
Take an example from this patient's method. :pleased:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on October 01, 2007, 04:33:40 PM
*hits Gilgamesh's stretched hand before it reaches the food cart*
Hold it! :pokerface:
You may ask one flavour of ice cream, and two 'chocolates' (one flavour and one topping) aren't allowed. :scholar:
I like al those tastes but if I only may take one:
The one whit strawberry icecream.
*shows it to CC*
Are you happy now?
Heya! It's your friendly neighborhood Asylum waiter, stopping by for a visit!
I see that you've been doing a smashing good job in my absence tessspoon!
I think I'll have some icecream myself!
*Takes some strawberry*
Strawberry Icecream Forever!
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 02, 2007, 01:33:58 AMI like al those tastes but if I only may take one:
The one whit strawberry icecream.
*shows it to CC*
Are you happy now?
That's better, however, you needn't show me anything, just go and ask your preferred flavour at the food cart. Since Tess seems to be away atm I'll handle this myself. :scholar:
/me gives Gilgamesh a strawberry icecream
/me gives Delling a chocolate icecream
/me asks Gilgamesh: Do you want any topping with that?
/me asks Delling: Do you want any topping, apart from the chocolate, with that?
Quote from: Farquhar on October 02, 2007, 05:41:58 AMHeya! It's your friendly neighborhood Asylum waiter, stopping by for a visit!
Heya yourself, stranger, good to see you show your face again in here, if if only once in a while. :pleased:
Quote from: Farquhar on October 02, 2007, 05:41:58 AMI see that you've been doing a smashing good job in my absence tessspoon!
She has indeed, which means I now promote her to full-fledged Asylum Waiting Staff. Unless you object, she can now add the title 'Official Waiter of the TSL-Asylum©' to her sig-lines, just like you. :yes:
Quote from: Farquhar on October 02, 2007, 05:41:58 AMI think I'll have some icecream myself!
*Takes some strawberry*
Strawberry Icecream Forever!
The Asylum Waiting Staff is allowed to take icrecream themselves, before anyone objects. :pokerface:
I'm pretty partial to strawberry myself, but it's too cold/rainy this time of year to eat ice cream.
:zzz:
Now, I've given this some thought... I think I'll take some nuts, please.
Quote from: Delling on October 02, 2007, 04:53:56 PMNow, I've given this some thought... I think I'll take some nuts, please.
Nuts it is, then!
/me puts some nuts topping on Delling's icecream
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on October 02, 2007, 04:44:52 PM
/me asks Gilgamesh: Do you want any topping with that?
a strawberrysauce topping would do.
Quote from: copycat on October 02, 2007, 04:44:52 PM
Since Tess seems to be away atm I'll handle this myself. :scholar:
Oh, right. Sorry 'bout that. :P
*places strawberrysauce on Gilgamesh's icecream*
Quote from: copycat on October 02, 2007, 04:44:52 PM
She has indeed, which means I now promote her to full-fledged Asylum Waiting Staff. Unless you object, she can now add the title 'Official Waiter of the TSL-Asylum©' to her sig-lines, just like you. :yes:
Woot! :D :D
So does that mean I can now? Cause I don't think he's gonna respond anytime soon. :P
Quote from: tessspoon on October 04, 2007, 08:04:24 AMOh, right. Sorry 'bout that. :P
No problem. I can fully understand you need some time off now and then. :pleased:
Quote from: tessspoon on October 04, 2007, 08:04:24 AMWoot! :D :D
So does that mean I can now? Cause I don't think he's gonna respond anytime soon. :P
Yep. However, disregard the hyphen I put between TSL and Asylum. I have no idea why I put it there but it's absolutely useless so I just removed it from my sig line as well. :scholar:
:zzz:
Hooray! *Claps*
Congrats on the promotion Tess! ;D
Drinks all around! (Patient-safe drinks of course :P)
Quote from: Farquhar on October 06, 2007, 01:04:12 AMHooray! *Claps*
Congrats on the promotion Tess! ;D
Drinks all around! (Patient-safe drinks of course :P)
I think this counts as an agreement, Tess. :pleased:
:zzz:
*Says bye to everyone*
Tomorrow I'll be out of the asylum! ;D
[spoiler]the day after tomorrow I will probebly be back :P[/spoiler]
Anyone patients needing a visit?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2007, 01:50:31 AM*Says bye to everyone*
Tomorrow I'll be out of the asylum! ;D
[spoiler]the day after tomorrow I will probebly be back :P[/spoiler]
In your dreams perhaps, but in reality still very much inside all the time. :scholar:
:zzz:
Godspeed, Gilgamesh. :'( You shall be missed. :'( :'(
I never had my monthly sweets...Does the kitchen stock white chocolate mousse? :D
*is feeling oddly manic depressive* ;D :'(
*Does monkey thing 50% of the time*
I less wisdom have now. :P
Darwinism reversed? ???
Quote from: Deloria on October 21, 2007, 03:47:06 AM
I never had my monthly sweets...Does the kitchen stock white chocolate mousse? :D
*leaves to go check*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 21, 2007, 10:16:24 AMI less wisdom have now. :P
Wisdom tooth removed? Of course, I still have all four, that's why I'm a genius. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on October 21, 2007, 03:47:06 AMI never had my monthly sweets...Does the kitchen stock white chocolate mousse? :D
I think we do, and if not, we can always ask kitchen staff to make some. :scholar:
Quote from: tessspoon on October 21, 2007, 11:19:37 AM*leaves to go check*
Good thinking. If there's none, just instruct the kitchen staff accordingly, they'll listen to you now. :pleased:
:zzz:
*returns*
They don't have any atm, but they do have the ingredients, so they should have some made shortly. :yes:
They don't have any atms! :o So, what you are saying is that the kitchen is completely without ATMs! What new insanity is this!? How can you expect kitchen staff to work in such conditions! I mean, really, no ATMs? How could they cope without them? Such lovely little "auto-tellers" as we used to like to call them before you shut us up without them too. :'( I had one once, named him Chuck I did. I'd walk up to Chuck, say how 'bout a buck, and Chuck wouldst give one with pluck. Now that's all over, i'n'it? No auto-tellies for asylum patients, no. An', now, the poor kitchen staff has to contend with the same condition...
*takes up signs and forms a one-man, five-sign picket line: "ATMs for kitchen staff!", "COOKS PEOPLE TOO", "Auto-tellers for all!", "ATM equality or bust!", & "Honk if you love Auto-tellies".
Quote from: tessspoon on October 21, 2007, 06:09:13 PMThey don't have any atm, but they do have the ingredients, so they should have some made shortly. :yes:
Shortly, yes, as in: while you wait. They're
extremely efficient, you know. :pleased:
Quote from: Delling on October 21, 2007, 08:03:13 PMThey don't have any atms! :o So, what you are saying is that the kitchen is completely without ATMs! What new insanity is this!? How can you expect kitchen staff to work in such conditions! I mean, really, no ATMs? How could they cope without them? Such lovely little "auto-tellers" as we used to like to call them before you shut us up without them too. :'( I had one once, named him Chuck I did. I'd walk up to Chuck, say how 'bout a buck, and Chuck wouldst give one with pluck. Now that's all over, i'n'it? No auto-tellies for asylum patients, no. An', now, the poor kitchen staff has to contend with the same condition...
*takes up signs and forms a one-man, five-sign picket line: "ATMs for kitchen staff!", "COOKS PEOPLE TOO", "Auto-tellers for all!", "ATM equality or bust!", & "Honk if you love Auto-tellies".
Of course there's no ATM in the kitchen! There's nothing to be gained by having one there, since there's one located just outside the Asylum outer door across the street. Besides that, what does anyone need paper money for
inside the Asylum? :scholar:
:zzz:
*brings Deloria her white chocolate mousse*
Quote from: copycat on October 22, 2007, 04:37:45 PM
Besides that, what does anyone need paper money for inside the Asylum? :scholar:
So there's
non-paper money here? ::) :P
*aks a very special request from a gaurdcat*
[spoiler]you thought you could see it here didn't you, but that gaurdcat kept it a secret.
Good gaurdcat just like I aksed. :D[/spoiler]
Quote from: tessspoon on October 22, 2007, 05:10:39 PMSo there's non-paper money here? ::) :P
Where do you think all those extra floors whenever a thread reaches about 100 pages come from? They don't appear out of thin air, you know, and the construction workers making that floor have to be paid too, the Asylum does not have any building personnel of its own. So yes, the Asylum has a bank account, and money is transferred from that bank account to wherever it is needed. Besides that, it's admirable if Asylum personnel would like to work here for free, but that's not Asylum policy. Racx, Lollotte, Farquhar, Rosella and you get paid too, based on how much you post in this thread, but not going below a certain minimum and not going above a certain maximum so don't think that by spreeing in this thread you're going to earn humongous amounts of money. :pokerface: That money is also transferred electronically from the Asylum bank account. Last, but not least, when a patient has earned back his or her right to be re-admitted into society, they also get a bank account, with some money on it. If they already had a bank account when they entered, which was suspended when they got admitted, that suspension is lifted and the Asylum will transfer the money it would have put on a new bank account to that existing account. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 23, 2007, 12:56:39 AM*aks a very special request from a gaurdcat*
[spoiler]you thought you could see it here didn't you, but that gaurdcat kept it a secret.
Good gaurdcat just like I aksed. :D[/spoiler]
Guardcats keep
nothing a secret from me, unless it's something that has nothing to do with security, or treatment, and is very personal. :scholar:
:zzz:
*Thanks Tess and acknowledges the invisible herald in her room with a nod*
/me then devours the chocolate mousse (whilst following etiquette formerly used at Versailles :scholar:) and sadly notices her herald has disappeared.
Quote from: Deloria on October 25, 2007, 06:54:34 AM*Thanks Tess and acknowledges the invisible herald in her room with a nod*
Why would you need an invisible herald in your room? Furthermore, how can you acknowledge him if he's invisible?
:zzz:
I can acknowledge his presence; I spoke to him and he spoke back. :P And I don't know why he turned invisible, but I need him to carry messages for me, obviously. ::)
leads all the patient to the holoroom.
Time for the CC out of the house party!! ;D
Those gaurdcats are really nice, to create this for me.
*gets several large bags of assorted candies from the kitchen*
*separates candy into numerous pumpkin-shaped containers*
*writes the name of a patient or asylum staff member on each one*
Candy time! :D
OOoooH! OOOoooh! CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*bounces up and down*
This is why I LOVE this time of year!!
Woot. ;D I get two sweets on the same page. :D *grabs her container* :P
Ooooh! Chocolate Ice Cream plez! :D
*takes the skeletonhead shaped chocolatebarr*
Quote from: Delling on November 04, 2007, 01:19:39 PM
Ooooh! Chocolate Ice Cream plez! :D
Do you want ice cream instead of your Halloween candy? Or half of both?
half of both I guess
I would like to protest. As a Swiss, it is my birthright to be allowed to have Swiss chocolate! :P And yet you, the institutions who wish to usurp my kingdom, keep me from it and drive me to insanity! :'( It's just not fair. :'(
EDIT: Grammar. ::)
Quote from: Deloria on October 27, 2007, 07:21:01 AMbut I need him to carry messages for me, obviously. ::)
Carry messages for you? Whereto? You know that even invisible characters can't travel to the outside of the Asylum and I can't see who you would need to send a message to someone inside the Asylum as you can tell it to them personally. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 28, 2007, 04:13:57 AMThose gaurdcats are really nice, to create this for me.
I quite agree. :pleased:
Quote from: tessspoon on October 31, 2007, 10:39:02 PM*gets several large bags of assorted candies from the kitchen*
*separates candy into numerous pumpkin-shaped containers*
*writes the name of a patient or asylum staff member on each one*
Candy time! :D
Thankees! :D
Quote from: Deloria on November 09, 2007, 09:45:45 AMI would like to protest. As a Swiss, it is my birthright to be allowed to have Swiss chocolate! :P And yet you, the institution who wish to usurp my kingdom, keep me from it and drive me to insanity! :'( It's just not fair. :'(
If you want some Swiss chocolate as your monthly candy, that can be arranged. Usurp your kingdom? Oh dear, delusional thoughts. :pokerface:
:zzz:
I know you are all jealous of my white-chocolate castle and wish to drive me to insanity by keeping me away from it. :'(
* goes back to the party in the holoroom and chances the sign *
CC in the house party
:D
What are these "delusional thoughts" of which you spoke, Master CC? :D
*sends her herald to bring letters bearing her seal to all her peers* :D
Y HALLO THAR! ;D It's been a while...eight months...too long. What'd I miss?
Welcome back, t_c! XD
TC!! Welcome back. :D
So, guys, what'd I miss?? :D
Hi TC! :D Can I get you anything from the kitchens?
Quote from: telepathic_cat on November 12, 2007, 04:24:05 PM
So, guys, what'd I miss?? :D
We're still trying to escape. :P And we still miss Chamber! :(
Quote from: Deloria on November 11, 2007, 02:49:48 PM
What are these "delusional thoughts" of which you spoke, Master CC? :D
Ms Deloria, of our fine institution(s) trying to usurp your kingdom of course. We have no use of kingdoms. :pleased:
Quote from: telepathic_cat on November 11, 2007, 04:10:54 PMY HALLO THAR! ;D It's been a while...eight months...too long. What'd I miss?
Miss, in the Asylum? Nothing, except probably eight monthly sweets... :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on November 12, 2007, 11:08:13 PMAnd we still miss Chamber! :(
That has nothing to do with the TSL Asylum and I strongly object to linking those two together. I'm sure the personnel of the TSL Asylum wishes for Chamber to return as much as you (do). :pokerface:
:zzz:
*Is going through withdrawals for being bereft of Chamber* :(
As you've no use for your kingdom, may I please have it? :P
Quote from: Deloria on November 14, 2007, 11:38:25 AMAs you've no use for your kingdom, may I please have it? :P
The Asylum is not located in a kingdom, it's located in the same International District as the Court, actually. Besides, even if it were located in a kingdom, I would not be the king so it would not have been my choice to give it away either. :scholar:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on November 13, 2007, 03:09:54 PM
Miss, in the Asylum? Nothing, except probably eight monthly sweets... :scholar:
I missed CANDY??!?!?!?!?! *spasm attack of doom* :suffer:
Quote from: tessspoon on November 12, 2007, 05:27:55 PM
Hi TC! :D Can I get you anything from the kitchens?
Nah, it's coo' mah man. 8)
Man, it's been too long...this calls for boogeying!! *glowstick-light switch rave* unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta! Everybody now!! C'mon, don't be shy, you crazy guardcats, you!!
Quote from: telepathic_cat on November 14, 2007, 07:38:47 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on November 12, 2007, 05:27:55 PM
Hi TC! :D Can I get you anything from the kitchens?
Nah, it's coo' mah man. 8)
Tess is in charge of distributing the monthly sweets, you know... :scholar:
Quote from: telepathic_cat on November 14, 2007, 07:38:47 PMMan, it's been too long...this calls for boogeying!! *glowstick-light switch rave* unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta! Everybody now!! C'mon, don't be shy, you crazy guardcats, you!!
Unsti-ta? The guardcats are not here for your amusement. :pokerface:
What
is here for your amusement is the holoroom. If you want, I can ask its programmer to program a dancing program (wow, that's a lot of 'programs' in one sentence). :pleased:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on November 15, 2007, 03:47:58 PM
Quote from: telepathic_cat on November 14, 2007, 07:38:47 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on November 12, 2007, 05:27:55 PM
Hi TC! :D Can I get you anything from the kitchens?
Nah, it's coo' mah man. 8)
Tess is in charge of distributing the monthly sweets, you know... :scholar:
Quote from: telepathic_cat on November 14, 2007, 07:38:47 PMMan, it's been too long...this calls for boogeying!! *glowstick-light switch rave* unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta! Everybody now!! C'mon, don't be shy, you crazy guardcats, you!!
Unsti-ta? The guardcats are not here for your amusement. :pokerface:
What is here for your amusement is the holoroom. If you want, I can ask its programmer to program a dancing program (wow, that's a lot of 'programs' in one sentence). :pleased:
:zzz:
Indeed, good sir!! Fire it up and lets boogie!!!! unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta-unsti-ta!
So, these sweets...are they...deliciousss??
Yes. :D Especially the chocolate mousse. :P
Quote from: telepathic_cat on November 16, 2007, 02:36:08 PMIndeed, good sir!! Fire it up and lets boogie!!!!
This way, please. /me escorts t_c to the holoroom
Enter when ready. :pleased:
Ms Deloria answered your question about the monthly sweets. Please advise you can't catch up missed monthly sweets all at once. :scholar:
:zzz:
* Gets out of the holoroom and sees TC *
Whoa, who's that?
Welcome new patient let I introduce myself. XB
My name is Gilgamesh.
I am the most same patiënt here. ::)
Indeed, good sir. I demand to see this holographic mega-room of super magical death-defyingly awesome pants post-haste. :)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 19, 2007, 03:29:14 AMWelcome new patient let I introduce myself. XB
My name is Gilgamesh.
I am the most same patiënt here. ::)
Please don't pay to much attention to what he's saying, he's rather delusional most of the time. :scholar:
Quote from: telepathic_cat on November 19, 2007, 02:48:50 PMIndeed, good sir. I demand to see this holographic mega-room of super magical death-defyingly awesome pants post-haste. :)
Is that your best attempt at a tongue-twister? :pokerface: Pants?
:zzz:
* goes back to his room and starts spinning trying to create a tornado in his room *
did it worked?
[spoiler]No, but...
*gets dizzy from to much spinning around*[/spoiler]
Time to get to work.
*falls on his bed and start sleeping or not*
"The dream of Gilgamesh"
[spoiler]Do you know what I'm planing today pinkey?
No, narf
I'm planing my way to take over the world.[/spoiler]
Or is Gilgamesh just watching tv? :P
Ye-gad, Gilgamesh, what could it be? :P
I'm thinking you're watching too much 'Pinky & The Brain', also one of my favourite series, that's why some sounds of it are in the sound theme of my work laptop. :scholar:
:zzz:
Is't that time again.
* waits for tess to come *
Let's see what she brings this time.
*goes searching the asylum in vain for her future fellow conspirator, Mango* :-\
*carts in a load of candy canes, snowman cookies, and parts to make gingerbread houses*
Candy time! :D
Quote from: Deloria on December 01, 2007, 12:51:05 PM*goes searching the asylum in vain for her future fellow conspirator, Mango* :-\
Oh, she's still in the Asylum alright. That is, the moment she sets foot in the TSL realm, her presence is transported into the Asylum. :scholar:
Quote from: tessspoon on December 01, 2007, 12:55:09 PM*carts in a load of candy canes, snowman cookies, and parts to make gingerbread houses*
Candy time! :D
Tsk, tsk, a bit late it seems, a patient has been waiting for this for several hours. But, still on the correct date so I'll overlook this little error. :pleased:
:zzz:
* wakes up and sees a cart full of candy in front of =him *
Ccccccandy!!!!! :lovegoggles:
* takes a snowman cookie *
* asks if he may have some gingerbread also *
Makes a house of the gingerbread and puts the snowman inside it.
So cute.
Wait I'm a boy
* eats snowmancookie * XB
So what if you're a 'pink' man? It means you're in touch with your feminine side, should give you a lot of success with the ladiessss. :scholar:
*takes a candy cane from Tess's cart and twirls it around* :pleased:
:zzz:
*goes secretly to a gaurdcat and aks this gaurdcat to do something secret and not telling CC about it*
*Goes back to his room and starts watching cartoons* ;D
It's pinky it's pinkey and the brain brain brain...
Are you pondring what I'm pondring? :P
I'm pondering the number 42. :P
6*7?
How many roads can a man walk down?
6*9? :thumbsup:
I was thinking more along the lines of the meaning of live, the universe and everything. :P
True... but as answer to that question, it doesn't quite work does it? so everyone always tried to figure out the question... those were just possible questions. ;)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 15, 2007, 11:22:58 PM*goes secretly to a gaurdcat and aks this gaurdcat to do something secret and not telling CC about it*
I wouldn't count on it, there's still the security cameras too, which I review every time after my meeting with the guardcats, so if I find they failed to bring anything up that's been registered by the security cameras they're fired. :pokerface:
Quote from: Delling on December 16, 2007, 08:59:53 AMHow many roads can a man walk down?
Before you call him a man? :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 15, 2007, 11:22:58 PMAre you pondring what I'm pondring? :P
That you still can't spell guardcat (and pondering for that matter) correct? :P
:zzz:
:wall:
Well it seems that I misspell guardcat many times.
maybe If i write a lot of times guardcat, guardcat, guardcat I'll be able to write guardcat whitout saying guardcat wrong. :P
The saying does go 'Practice makes perfect'. :scholar:
:zzz:
*silently leads all the patients to the holoroom*
The christmasparty can start now
*Shows the program that's currently running*
- snow to make snowballs and to do a snowfight
- a tree filled whit balls and lights and undernead it lay presents
- a fireplace whit socks filled whit candy
- people singing christmas songs
- and many more christmas things ;D
*builds a snow turret and vanishes in it* :D
Just wanted to stop by and make a rare appearance to wish everyone a very merry Christmas! I hope you all have a wonderful holiday season and are in the company of your loved ones! Enjoy! 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 25, 2007, 12:24:02 AM*silently leads all the patients to the holoroom*
The christmasparty can start now
*Shows the program that's currently running*
- snow to make snowballs and to do a snowfight
- a tree filled whit balls and lights and undernead it lay presents
- a fireplace whit socks filled whit candy
- people singing christmas songs
- and many more christmas things ;D
You realise all the presents created by the holoroom can't be used outside of the holoroom, right?
Come on in guys!*guardcats come marching into the holoroom brining with them magical presents, i.e. presents that will convert into anything the patients wants, as long as it isn't anything dangerous, very big or containing sugar or any other hyperactivity-inducing element. The presents created by the holoroom vanish.*:pleased:
Quote from: uselessidguy331 on December 25, 2007, 02:26:27 PMJust wanted to stop by and make a rare appearance to wish everyone a very merry Christmas! I hope you all have a wonderful holiday season and are in the company of your loved ones! Enjoy! 8)
And why exactly did you decide to appear
inside the patient section of the TSL Asylum? While you're able to appear from the outside into the Asylum, the other way around is quite impossible. Or were you already in the Asylum and did you just rematerialise into the part of you that has been here since you left? :pokerface:
*summons racx to check if uidguy331 is a patient*
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on December 25, 2007, 06:22:32 PM
............
*guardcats come marching into the holoroom brining with them magical presents, i.e. presents that will convert into anything the patients wants, as long as it isn't anything dangerous, very big or containing sugar or any other hyperactivity-inducing element. The presents created by the holoroom vanish.*:pleased:
...........
So that means I don't get that life size tedybear?
I was more thinking along the lines of full-size trains and the like. A life size teddy bear is just fine. :pleased:
Will mr. teddy get his life size mr. yonkey? :P
*Opens his present and finds a life size dragon(doll)*
Whoot, now I can fly!
*cerberus opens his present and gets a picture of a unicorn an a large amount of coockies* :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 27, 2007, 01:46:46 AM
Will mr. teddy get his life size mr. yonkey? :P
When other persons are concerned, there's privacy involved so we're going to have to ask Mr. Yonkey if he objects to Mr. Teddy having a life size doll of him.
/me objects. XD
A life size doll of myself is just creepy. :P
Hmm... I am here to disturb... err.. help the patients. :P
I find it ridiculous that I've never posted here. May I visit? ;D
I believe everyone may come and visit unless you are trying to get lesser sane people out of here or you're lesser sane yourself.
Quote from: hercrabbiness on December 28, 2007, 12:02:39 AM
I find it ridiculous that I've never posted here. May I visit? ;D
Welcome! :D Why do you only want to visit? :P
Quote from: Deloria on December 29, 2007, 03:34:00 AM
Quote from: hercrabbiness on December 28, 2007, 12:02:39 AM
I find it ridiculous that I've never posted here. May I visit? ;D
Welcome! :D Why do you only want to visit? :P
As opposed to caving into insanity, you mean? XD
Quote from: hercrabbiness on December 29, 2007, 03:42:59 AM
Quote from: Deloria on December 29, 2007, 03:34:00 AM
Quote from: hercrabbiness on December 28, 2007, 12:02:39 AM
I find it ridiculous that I've never posted here. May I visit? ;D
Welcome! :D Why do you only want to visit? :P
As opposed to caving into insanity, you mean? XD
Indeed. XD It's strangely fun; you can float. :D
Really? That sounds like a fun th--WAIT, NO! No no no, I will resist! I am healthy and I will not join the dark side!
Please? :P You get sweets each month and other benefits, like presents and floating and happy pills! :P
Quote from: Deloria on December 29, 2007, 01:20:19 PM
and floating and
Wait a sec... I thought the whole floating thing was just your imagination! :P
Quote from: Deloria on December 29, 2007, 01:20:19 PM
You get sweets each month
But visitors can get those whenever they wish. 8)
Quote from: Yonkey on December 29, 2007, 02:12:47 PM
Quote from: Deloria on December 29, 2007, 01:20:19 PM
and floating and
Wait a sec... I thought the whole floating thing was just your imagination! :P
But she believes it to be real, hence the patient status :P
Quote from: racx_00 on December 27, 2007, 09:12:09 PMHmm... I am here to disturb... err.. help the patients. :P
I summoned you here to answer this question:
Quote from: copycat on December 25, 2007, 06:22:32 PM*summons racx to check if uidguy331 is a patient*
Quote from: Deloria on December 29, 2007, 01:20:19 PMand happy pills! :P
All happy pills and fluids have been destroyed and are banned from entering the Asylum ever again. :scholar:
I believe I have also found a cure to rid the body of a patient from any residual effects of happy pills, or injections. :pleased:
Quote from: Yonkey on December 29, 2007, 02:12:47 PMWait a sec... I thought the whole floating thing was just your imagination! :P
It was, however, a substance in those happy pills specifically targeted the brain cells responsible for that floating imagination. :pokerface:
/me applauds Tess for her intervention, in the absence of the Psychiatric Nurse. Are you looking for a raise, combining those two jobs?
:P
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on December 30, 2007, 05:32:26 PM
/me applauds Tess for her intervention, in the absence of the Psychiatric Nurse. Are you looking for a raise, combining those two jobs?
:P
Just commenting. :P
Not as I recall. He isn't on my unofficial list either...
*secretly walks to the garden to see the fireworkshow*
Ok...back, I think. 'Cuz before, I was liek "bbl, cookies and soup!!" but you never heard from me again. Ok, so here I am...again...I think.
This chair is lopsided...hmm, I should do something about that...perhaps I should rock out and party hard to the amazing metal tunes from the world of tomorrow, delivered to us because our Broadband connection is so blazing fast that it takes the time of seven weeks to download one song illegally using Limewire because this "Broadband" is really only a tin can on a stick attached to my head with duct tape...yeeeeah, I feel good.
*prepares popcorn and chips and cake and icecream and apple cider and lotsa cookies*
Happy New Years! Come get some yummy treats (in appropriately sized portions, of course). :D
Could I have an oliebol instead?
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliebol )
*Steals teh f00ds!!*
Haha!
*requests his chocolate cake*
Quote from: tessspoon on December 30, 2007, 07:06:08 PMJust commenting. :P
Thanks nonetheless, your comments were perfectly in line with Asylum regulations. :pleased:
Quote from: racx_00 on December 31, 2007, 12:00:18 PMNot as I recall. He isn't on my unofficial list either...
In that case, the automatic teleportation program that automatically transports patients into the Asylum patient section as soon as they enter the TSL forum must have malfunctioned. I will look into this...
/me releases uidguy331 from observation.
Quote from: icarus on January 01, 2008, 04:19:05 AMCould I have an oliebol instead?
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliebol )
Wow, I never thought it to be in the English version of Wikipedia. From the description in Wikipedia, I don't see any ingredient containing sugar or anything else inducing hyperactivity. So, without the sugar that's usually added on top, you can have as many as you like. With the sugar on top, that all depends on how much sugar you want, but most certainly not as much as you like. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 31, 2007, 12:28:22 PM*secretly walks to the garden to see the fireworkshow*
There was no need to go there secretly. The Asylum sponsored fireworks show was spectacular, as it should have been. If anyone missed it, or wants to see it again, I have added it as a program on the holoroom. Hurry however, it will only be available until December 6! :pokerface:
:zzz:
*returns from the kitchens with chocolate cake and oliebol without any sugar on top*
*gives Deloria and Delling their portions of chocolate cake*
Now, would you like an entire portion of oliebollen with sugar? :D
Quote from: tessspoon on January 02, 2008, 02:29:53 PMNow, would you like an entire portion of oliebol with sugar? :D
Did you not see the picture that's on the right side of the Wikipedia article? 'Oliebol' is single, Oliebol
len is plural. Do you really want to give him just the one? :pokerface:
Quote from: tessspoon on January 01, 2008, 12:41:39 AM*prepares popcorn and chips...*
Missed (replying to) this yesterday. Would that be
honey-flavoured popcorn? :pleased:
Also, the chips you're talking about, are those the English kind or the American kind? :scholar:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on January 02, 2008, 03:15:16 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on January 02, 2008, 02:29:53 PMNow, would you like an entire portion of oliebol with sugar? :D
Did you not see the picture that's on the right side of the Wikipedia article? 'Oliebol' is single, Oliebollen is plural. Do you really want to give him just the one? :pokerface:
Oops, my bad. :P
*corrects*
Quote from: copycat on January 02, 2008, 03:15:16 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on January 01, 2008, 12:41:39 AM*prepares popcorn and chips...*
Missed (replying to) this yesterday. Would that be honey-flavoured popcorn? :pleased:
Not what I brought out, but I can get some if you like. :)
Quote from: copycat on January 02, 2008, 03:15:16 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on January 01, 2008, 12:41:39 AM*prepares popcorn and chips...*
Also, the chips you're talking about, are those the English kind or the American kind? :scholar:
:zzz:
American :P
Quote from: tessspoon on January 05, 2008, 09:49:04 PM
Quote from: copycat on January 02, 2008, 03:15:16 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on January 01, 2008, 12:41:39 AM*prepares popcorn and chips...*
Missed (replying to) this yesterday. Would that be honey-flavoured popcorn? :pleased:
Not what I brought out, but I can get some if you like. :)
If you could have it delivered to my office, so the patients don't see it. :sneaky:
Quote from: tessspoon on January 05, 2008, 09:49:04 PM
Quote from: copycat on January 02, 2008, 03:15:16 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on January 01, 2008, 12:41:39 AM*prepares popcorn and chips...*
Also, the chips you're talking about, are those the English kind or the American kind? :scholar:
American :P
That's what I thought, but one can never be too sure. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on January 02, 2008, 03:15:16 PM
Also, the chips you're talking about, are those the English British kind or the American kind? :scholar:
:zzz:
:scholar:
They use it in Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, and possibly Australia, too? ::)
Don't try to outsmart me, you lil' Swiss Miss. (I just came up with that nickname, and I rather like it!) :pokerface:
:zzz:
The dialects are differentiated as British English and American English as they are varieties of English. Yes, CC, British English is used widely outside of America and England within regions which were once part of the British Empire (ie- Australia). :scholar: :raf:
Quote from: copycat on January 06, 2008, 01:54:41 PM
If you could have it delivered to my office, so the patients don't see it. :sneaky:
*enters secret tunnel while none of the patients are looking*
*enters CC's office through the trapdoor*
*delivers honey-flavoured popcorn and goes back to the kitchens normally*
* cerberus comes to gilgamesh *
what's it cerberus?
What!!
CC has some honey-flavoured popcorn?
That's what I also wanted.
Goes waiting in front of the kitchen for tess.
I'll go and deal whit her now. XD
(what will the gaurdcat's or ever CC do, or will I see tessspoon before the others)
Quote from: copycat on January 07, 2008, 04:16:20 PM
They use it in Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, and possibly Australia, too? ::)
Don't try to outsmart me, you lil' Swiss Miss. (I just came up with that nickname, and I rather like it!) :pokerface:
:zzz:
That particular definition of chips? :P Indeed, in the British Isles at least, you'd have to ask Jason about Australia. :P
And I quite like it as well. :D
I am am pretty sure its used the American way in Canada, but you would have to find a Canadian to tell you for sure. :P
Quote from: tessspoon on January 07, 2008, 05:59:45 PM*enters secret tunnel while none of the patients are looking*
*enters CC's office through the trapdoor*
*delivers honey-flavoured popcorn and goes back to the kitchens normally*
They are nice, aren't they, the secret tunnels throughout this facility? However, I don't recall trapdoors, as they're all above ground and 'built' into the walls. Thanks for the honey-flavoured popcorn! :pleased:
*eats popcorn*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 08, 2008, 01:14:49 AM* cerberus comes to gilgamesh *
what's it cerberus?
What!!
CC has some honey-flavoured popcorn?
That's what I also wanted.
Goes waiting in front of the kitchen for tess.
I'll go and deal whit her now. XD
(what will the gaurdcat's or ever CC do, or will I see tessspoon before the others)
Darned, I forgot the smell! That dog must've picked it up with his very good nose(s).
However, we can't have patients staking out the entrance to the kitchen, even though that won't prevent Tess from leaving that room.
Either you walk away from the door willingly, or I'll have some guardcats take you (and your dog, if he's in the vicinity). :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on January 08, 2008, 11:01:55 AMThat particular definition of chips? :P Indeed, in the British Isles at least, you'd have to ask Jason about Australia. :P
And I quite like it as well. :D
JASOOOOOON! (PM's)
Right-oh, apart from in your threade, I will henceforth call you lil' Swiss Miss.
Quote from: Petra Rocks on January 08, 2008, 02:52:56 PMI am am pretty sure its used the American way in Canada, but you would have to find a Canadian to tell you for sure. :P
NEIIIIIIIL! (I'm sure if he doesn't see this himself, one of his faithful mods will tell him.) :P
:zzz:
Quote from: Petra Rocks on January 08, 2008, 02:52:56 PM
I am am pretty sure its used the American way in Canada, but you would have to find a Canadian to tell you for sure. :P
Yeah, Canadian chips are the same as American chips, unless you're a British-Canadian, of course. XB
Quote from: Yonkey on January 08, 2008, 04:41:57 PMunless you're a British-Canadian, of course. XB
Why does my mind immediately make an association with 'British Columbia' when it reads your 'British-Canadian'? (I'm too lazy to google) :sleepy:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on January 08, 2008, 04:00:09 PM
Darned, I forgot the smell! That dog must've picked it up with his very good nose(s).
However, we can't have patients staking out the entrance to the kitchen, even though that won't prevent Tess from leaving that room.
Either you walk away from the door willingly, or I'll have some guardcats take you (and your dog, if he's in the vicinity). :pokerface:
Why doesn't tess come out of the kitchen? :P
I only want to order a lot of honey-flavoured popcorn for next friday.
I have a idea. :idea:
* lets cerberus sneaking into the kitchen to get Tess out *
Chips in America = Potato Chips
Chips in Britain = Hot Chips or French Fries
Let's just say, I call both types chips and I've never heard an Aussie say crisps. :P
As for Canadians, ask James! :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 11, 2008, 04:52:45 AMWhy doesn't tess come out of the kitchen? :P
Oh, she does, but not necessarily at the entrance leading to the patient section. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 11, 2008, 04:52:45 AM
I only want to order a lot of honey-flavoured popcorn for next friday.
NOT happening. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 11, 2008, 04:52:45 AMI have a idea. :idea:
* lets cerberus sneaking into the kitchen to get Tess out *
Cerberus can enter the kitchen just as easy as you: NOT. :pleased:
Quote from: racx_00 on January 11, 2008, 06:22:29 PMChips in America = Potato Chips
Chips in Britain = Hot Chips or French Fries
Let's just say, I call both types chips and I've never heard an Aussie say crisps. :P
As for Canadians, ask James! :D
If you call both types 'chips', how does the one you're talking to know which type you're talking about?
Are you implying Neil's not a real Canadian? ::) :P
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on January 13, 2008, 04:37:36 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on January 11, 2008, 06:22:29 PMChips in America = Potato Chips
Chips in Britain = Hot Chips or French Fries
Let's just say, I call both types chips and I've never heard an Aussie say crisps. :P
As for Canadians, ask James! :D
If you call both types 'chips', how does the one you're talking to know which type you're talking about?
Are you implying Neil's not a real Canadian? ::) :P
:zzz:
I forgot about Neil being Canadian. :P
As for knowing, you just know. I mean who is going to eat chips for dinner when they could have chips? :P
Usually you'll either call them hot chips or say "I'm having fish and chips."
Quote from: racx_00 on January 13, 2008, 06:46:55 PMAs for knowing, you just know. I mean who is going to eat chips for dinner when they could have chips? :P
Usually you'll either call them hot chips or say "I'm having fish and chips."
Well, it so happens that on my most recent trip to the USA we were in the restaurant in the Everglades and when you ordered a sandwich there was included... a bag of crisps. ::) This just to show it's not always that clear-cut. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Yeah a bag of chips. You don't exactly get hot chips in a bag.
my dad goes to the UK and says that they call chips crisps too. i call corn chips chips and potato chips potato chips. as or hot chips, maybe they put them in a microwave.
Yeah, what you call chips, we call crisps, and what we call chips, you call fries.
Hi there, insane people. How's it hangin'?
Quote from: racx_00 on January 14, 2008, 07:44:11 PMYeah a bag of chips. You don't exactly get hot chips in a bag.
No?
(http://home.scarlet.be/~pin22973/Puntzak.jpg)
:pleased:
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 15, 2008, 02:41:01 PMHi there, insane people. How's it hangin'?
Hopefully better than you, mentally-wise. :pokerface:
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 14, 2008, 08:49:01 PMmy dad goes to the UK and says that they call chips crisps too. i call corn chips chips and potato chips potato chips. as or hot chips, maybe they put them in a microwave.
Fish and crisps anyone? :P
BTW, official post count is now 8500, even though I should have reached it two posts earlier. :-\ :D
:zzz:
Aww.. I love you too, CC..
GIMME A HUG! <3
OMGSH! Roberta Williams! :D Stay here this time, kay? ;)
Stay in the asylum??!
But I'm SANE!
((Come round the back, I'll give you an autograph. Don't tell anyone else, okay?))
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 16, 2008, 12:28:29 AMAww.. I love you too, CC..
GIMME A HUG! <3
Now, try and turn that love of yours into some thinking about how to improve your mental condition. :pleased:
About the hug, that's why I have an Official Comfort Counselor. Okay, I agree, she hasn't been wandering around the Asylum for a while, so I'll call for her and relay your request. :scholar:
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 16, 2008, 02:58:52 PMStay in the asylum??!
But I'm SANE!
((Come round the back, I'll give you an autograph. Don't tell anyone else, okay?))
No spoiler tags or extremely tiny letters? Wow, you really
have been out of the loop a long time. Anyway, apparently you're still in a state of denial, that's definitely not good. :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on January 15, 2008, 04:31:07 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on January 14, 2008, 07:44:11 PMYeah a bag of chips. You don't exactly get hot chips in a bag.
No?
Usually they are wrapped in newspaper, although that was the old way, paper bags are more traditional these days. However you generally would say I'm getting a small/medium/large chips, say a bag of chips and everyone will assume potato chips... but seriously, eww Mayonnaise. :P
Aw mans.. CC, I'm not insane, okay?
I'm.. I'm playing to my fans.
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 16, 2008, 02:58:52 PM
((Come round the back, I'll give you an autograph. Don't tell anyone else, okay?))
Of course. :sneaky: *gets autograph and has it blown up and hung around her room in a banner*
Whoo! That's not obvious at all! <3
Of course it isn't. :D And I get to admire it from all over my room. :D
Quote from: racx_00 on January 16, 2008, 06:14:47 PMUsually they are wrapped in newspaper, although that was the old way, paper bags are more traditional these days. However you generally would say I'm getting a small/medium/large chips, say a bag of chips and everyone will assume potato chips... but seriously, eww Mayonnaise. :P
Crisps and French (even though they should be called Belgian) Fries are
both made from potatoes. Haven't ever had fries wrapped in newspaper here, they were pre-folded and all. However, it's gone out of fashion to provide fries in that way, most of them now use plastic 'dishes' (for lack of a proper word, both in Dutch as in English so I can't look for a translation either). :-[
What's wrong with mayonnaise? It's delicious, especially with fries. :pleased:
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 17, 2008, 12:18:23 AMAw mans.. CC, I'm not insane, okay?
I'm.. I'm playing to my fans.
See, that's your problem. They are fans of your 'Roberta'-personality, and not you, Mango.You can't seem to control your personalities, and that 'Roberta'-one is most persistent. :scholar:
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 17, 2008, 10:09:44 AMWhoo! That's not obvious at all! <3
Indeed.
Quote from: Deloria on January 17, 2008, 05:01:52 AM*gets autograph and has it blown up and hung around her room in a banner*
It's all over the security scanners located in Lil' Swiss Miss's room. :pokerface:
:zzz:
*has been hiding in his room in the asylum for far too long*
*also sneaks around back for an autograph* :D
CC, could you tell me why I'm crazy again... *thinks Latin was involved*?
Quote from: copycat on January 17, 2008, 05:19:02 PM
Crisps and French (even though they should be called Belgian) Fries are both made from potatoes. Haven't ever had fries wrapped in newspaper here, they were pre-folded and all. However, it's gone out of fashion to provide fries in that way, most of them now use plastic 'dishes' (for lack of a proper word, both in Dutch as in English so I can't look for a translation either). :-[
What's wrong with mayonnaise? It's delicious, especially with fries. :pleased:
See French fries and hot chips are two different things, French fries are skinny and long like what you get from Maccas. Hot chips are the fatter ones. As for mayonnaise on chips, that's more of a Dutch etc. thing. Yes, they should be called Belgian fries.
Aw, that's so harsh, CC!
You know who Yonkey and Koko asked for when they asked for me back?
MANGO. It's ALL over my FaceBook. So there are fans of Mango! Just there are fans of Roberta, too!
I'm a fan of both. :D Mango is awesome and Roberta Williams is to be revered anyway for her great games. :P
Quote from: Delling on January 17, 2008, 06:38:35 PM
CC, could you tell me why I'm crazy again... *thinks Latin was involved*?
Latin was involved in making you crazy? :o My opinion of the language is quite high and my love for it deep, do please not change that by saying it leads to insanity.
Ok...I have returned once more! (I think.)
I command that everyone report immediately to my padded cell for a super dance-party rave thing!! 8)
*reports in* *commences dancing*
* also comes, but drunk * :drunk:
Aw, you're sweet Delorikins!
And SUPERDANCERAVEPARTY THING??! I'm THERE!
*brings her awesome flashy lightstick to PAR-TAY*
Everyone's always surprised to say that. :P
*attends* :D
Quote from: racx_00 on January 17, 2008, 10:23:26 PMSee French fries and hot chips are two different things, French fries are skinny and long like what you get from Maccas. Hot chips are the fatter ones. As for mayonnaise on chips, that's more of a Dutch etc. thing. Yes, they should be called Belgian fries.
Both are called fries here, no matter how skinny or fat they are.
Anyhoo, I've got some translation from the Dutch Wikipedia on fries:
QuoteBelgian fries are usually 10-13 mm thick.
QuoteEnglish chips are thicker than Belgian fries. [loose translation]: They also contain more fat.
We have very thin fries too, and they're called
Steppegras I have no idea if they're available anywhere besides Belgium.
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 18, 2008, 08:41:15 AMAw, that's so harsh, CC!
You know who Yonkey and Koko asked for when they asked for me back?
MANGO. It's ALL over my FaceBook. So there are fans of Mango! Just there are fans of Roberta, too!
Of course,
they asked for Mango, they're
sane ones. They know how to properly call you. It's the insane ones who are calling you Roberta, that's why they are in the Asylum, and if you keep answering to that name in the Asylum, you're staying in here too. That's not harsh, that's Asylum policy. I have to uphold a reputation here! :scholar:
Quote from: Delling on January 17, 2008, 06:38:35 PMCC, could you tell me why I'm crazy again... *thinks Latin was involved*?
It's been too long since you were admitted, I can't remember. *asks Racx to look it up*
Quote from: Deloria on January 18, 2008, 12:37:31 PMI'm a fan of both. :D Mango is awesome and Roberta Williams is to be revered anyway for her great games. :P
I'm a fan of both too. However, Mango and RW are two different persons. Moreofter, they're in two different places too. The
real RW is
sane, Mango is
insane. So, RW is on the
outside of the Asylum, and Mango is on the
inside. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on January 18, 2008, 12:37:31 PMLatin was involved in making you crazy? :o My opinion of the language is quite high and my love for it deep, do please not change that by saying it leads to insanity.
Not by itself, no, but it probably had something to do with Delling's use of the language.
Quote from: telepathic_cat on January 18, 2008, 08:14:11 PMI command that everyone report immediately to my padded cell for a super dance-party rave thing!! 8)
How many times do I have to tell this? Patient rooms are
not padded and each patient has one. Padded rooms are
isolation rooms. They are used when a crisis situation arises and can be used by any patient. The padded room you're in may well have been used by Lil' Swiss Miss at a time.
Isolation means nobody else can get in. :pokerface:
Quote from: Delling on January 18, 2008, 08:30:07 PM*reports in* *commences dancing*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 18, 2008, 11:44:28 PM* also comes, but drunk * :drunk:
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 19, 2008, 01:06:49 AMAnd SUPERDANCERAVEPARTY THING??! I'm THERE!
*brings her awesome flashy lightstick to PAR-TAY*
Quote from: Deloria on January 19, 2008, 01:19:44 AM*attends* :D
/me returns to the Asylum, having received an urgent notification on his cell phone, but being unable to come back sooner
What's this, a mass hallucination and t_c apparently living up to part of his name, the 't-part? However, upon receiving the telepathic message, everyone in this list just joined in t_c's hallucination and instead of actually going to his room and joining in the party just start dancing on the spot. You see, there's actually no other way for t_c to reach any other patient besides telepathy if he's in a padded isolation cell.
/me sets up some sort of telepathic dampening field around the padded cell t_c's in, but isn't sure if it'll work
:-\
:zzz:
Quote from: Delling on January 17, 2008, 06:38:35 PMCC, could you tell me why I'm crazy again... *thinks Latin was involved*?
Yep. :P
Quote from: copycat on October 10, 2006, 03:46:24 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on October 08, 2006, 08:46:53 PMYou'll have to wait and get approval from Bob. If you move in without him doing an analysis you'll get kicked out... :P
Him using all that Latin-type language I can't translate because I only had it for three months in high school is proof enough of his insanity. :scholar:
Quote from: tessspoon on January 20, 2008, 06:39:20 PM
Quote from: Delling on January 17, 2008, 06:38:35 PMCC, could you tell me why I'm crazy again... *thinks Latin was involved*?
Yep. :P
Quote from: copycat on October 10, 2006, 03:46:24 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on October 08, 2006, 08:46:53 PMYou'll have to wait and get approval from Bob. If you move in without him doing an analysis you'll get kicked out... :P
Him using all that Latin-type language I can't translate because I only had it for three months in high school is proof enough of his insanity. :scholar:
Obsolete languages are pretty and wonderful. ;P
So are glowstick rave parties.
Quote from: tessspoon on January 20, 2008, 06:39:20 PMQuote from: Delling on January 17, 2008, 06:38:35 PMCC, could you tell me why I'm crazy again... *thinks Latin was involved*?
Yep. :P
Thanks for digging that up. You're truly an all-rounder. ;-D
So you see, it's not the Latin language, it's him using it too much, and for no apparent reason other than to annoy the heck out of other forumers. :suffer:
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 21, 2008, 12:33:23 AMSo are glowstick rave parties.
Too bad you only experienced it in a hallucination. :pokerface:
/me is relived to see his telepathic dampening field is having an effect on the patients as they stopped dancing on the spot
:zzz:
But I WANNA DANCE!
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 21, 2008, 12:33:23 AM
So are glowstick rave parties.
XD I agree! :P
Can we use the holoroom?
AFAIK nobody else is using the holoroom at the moment, so yes. Please provide specifications of how you want the room to look/etc to the holoroom engineer so he can program it. It probably won't take long, he's very proficient. When he's ready, he'll tell you. Enjoy!
:zzz:
does his engineers hat on and walks to deloria.
What kind of program do you like to have? :P
I'm 99,99% sane like everybody else.
(even CC)
That 0,01% only comes by once in a while. ::)
Wow, we can have it programmed exactly how we like, eh?
Muahahahaha.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 23, 2008, 02:27:46 AMdoes his engineers hat on and walks to deloria.
What kind of program do you like to have? :P
I'm 99,99% sane like everybody else.
(even CC)
That 0,01% only comes by once in a while. ::)
You don't have access to the programming controls of the holoroom. :pokerface:
Unfortunately, you just happen to be part of that 0.01 %, along with all of the other patients. The fact most of the current posters are in the Asylum, does not mean your percentages are wrong. All of the non-posting members are probably sane too, so if we put that all together, I'm sure we'll get to 99.99 %. I'm, of course, part of the 99.99 % sane ones too. :pleased:
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 23, 2008, 11:08:05 AMWow, we can have it programmed exactly how we like, eh?
Muahahahaha.
No, there are certain restrictions, and apart from that the holoroom itself has some built-in security features too. :scholar:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on January 23, 2008, 04:26:19 PM
You don't have access to the programming controls of the holoroom. :pokerface:
Unfortunately, you just happen to be part of that 0.01 %, along with all of the other patients. The fact most of the current posters are in the Asylum, does not mean your percentages are wrong. All of the non-posting members are probably sane too, so if we put that all together, I'm sure we'll get to 99.99 %. I'm, of course, part of the 99.99 % sane ones too. :pleased:
let me phrase it another way.
99,99% of my mind is sane and 0,01% isn't.
That's what I said.
And you thought I said the following:
99,99% of everyone is sane and 0,01% isn't.
That's a BIG difference. :P
I'm sane.
Can I leave now please?
No!! :'( If you and Delling leave, I would be completely without the company of my court! Please stay. If you go, I'll be terribly traumatised, without any of my favourites around for company. :(
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 24, 2008, 12:27:54 AMlet me phrase it another way.
99,99% of my mind is sane and 0,01% isn't.
That's what I said.
And you thought I said the following:
99,99% of everyone is sane and 0,01% isn't.
That's a BIG difference. :P
I know what you said, I rephrased it so it would reflect the sane reality better. Your statement is based on an insane reality,
BIG difference. :pleased:
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 24, 2008, 10:19:18 AMI'm sane.
Can I leave now please?
Tell you what, denounce you're Roberta Williams and we'll talk again. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on January 24, 2008, 02:02:32 PMNo!! :'( If you and Delling leave, I would be completely without the company of my court! Please stay. If you go, I'll be terribly traumatised, without any of my favourites around for company. :(
I have just received a note from your (until now) faithful Spy Master who wishes to inform you one of his other personalities is in fact the Asylum Manager himself. He is shocked to read this reply of yours, and is seriously reconsidering his employment by you. After all, if the Asylum Manager=The Spy Master, and the Spy Master being part of the company of your Court, that must mean he is no longer considered part of that Court by its presiding. :( To top it all, you're referring to Delling and Mango as your favourites and once again leave out the Spy Master. So he's (by your words) no part of your Court and no favourite of yours. :'(
I think the Spy Master's reconsideration will not take long.
Oh, I wouldn't worry, they won't be leaving soon. :scholar:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on January 24, 2008, 04:15:38 PM
I have just received a note from your (until now) faithful Spy Master who wishes to inform you one of his other personalities is in fact the Asylum Manager himself. He is shocked to read this reply of yours, and is seriously reconsidering his employment by you. After all, if the Asylum Manager=The Spy Master, and the Spy Master being part of the company of your Court, that must mean he is no longer considered part of that Court by its presiding. :( To top it all, you're referring to Delling and Mango as your favourites and once again leave out the Spy Master. So he's (by your words) no part of your Court and no favourite of yours. :'(
I think the Spy Master's reconsideration will not take long.
It wouldst be most imprudent of Her Imperial Highness to respond to such comments. To do so wouldst be to admit the existence of
her a Spy Master, which would be a very questionable action with possible unfortunate consequences for both parties. As such... I must say that there is no "Spy Master," has been no "Spy Master," and was never a "Spy Master." The idea that milady's court would entertain such a notion. :no: We should all just treat this as a shared delusion by the members of the Asylum *waves hands in a "convincing" manner*
*goes to the holoroom and plays with it while the patients are busy deciding how they want it programmed*
*commands a small, stealthy raiding ship under the cover of night and slips behind enemy lines*
*attacks and captures a key location so that the main force can invade* :evil:
This place is great for reliving the ol' pirate days .D
Hey, CC!
I'm not not Roberta Williams!
Also, can I go play in the pirate room?
Quote from: copycat on January 24, 2008, 04:15:38 PM
I have just received a note from your (until now) faithful Spy Master who wishes to inform you one of his other personalities is in fact the Asylum Manager himself. He is shocked to read this reply of yours, and is seriously reconsidering his employment by you. After all, if the Asylum Manager=The Spy Master, and the Spy Master being part of the company of your Court, that must mean he is no longer considered part of that Court by its presiding. :( To top it all, you're referring to Delling and Mango as your favourites and once again leave out the Spy Master. So he's (by your words) no part of your Court and no favourite of yours. :'(
I think the Spy Master's reconsideration will not take long.
I meant as a patient and also one of my court (AFAIK, Delling and Mango are the only ones of my court who are patients and post often here). Of course I hold you in very high esteem indeed and consider my dear spymaster a favourite. :) Do please stay, I should be saddened greatly indeed if you did not.
Yeah, stay with us!
We'll party in the pirate room!
We have a pirate room now? :D
YES!
PIRATE PARTY!
XD XD *joins* :D
*gets his eye-patch and hook*
I'll be there soon.
*walks to the pirate room.
Quote from: Delling on January 24, 2008, 06:51:56 PMIt wouldst be most imprudent of Her Imperial Highness to respond to such comments. To do so wouldst be to admit the existence of her a Spy Master, which would be a very questionable action with possible unfortunate consequences for both parties. As such... I must say that there is no "Spy Master," has been no "Spy Master," and was never a "Spy Master." The idea that milady's court would entertain such a notion. :no: We should all just treat this as a shared delusion by the members of the Asylum *waves hands in a "convincing" manner*
Employees of the Asylum have all signed an NDA upon entering. Any information they gather whilst in the Asylum (thread) is covered under that NDA. The patients on the other hand, are insane anyway, so a patient who isn't in Milady's court probably has no (sane) idea what we're talking about either. Besides that, you're rather insane too. :pokerface:
Quote from: tessspoon on January 24, 2008, 07:16:20 PM*goes to the holoroom and plays with it while the patients are busy deciding how they want it programmed*
*commands a small, stealthy raiding ship under the cover of night and slips behind enemy lines*
*attacks and captures a key location so that the main force can invade* :evil:
This place is great for reliving the ol' pirate days .D
How strange, I don't recall a request programming that.
*rummages through papers*
Ah, there it is, just in! You must have requested it just before entering. :pleased:
However, whatever happened to your piraty thread?
Quote from: Deloria on January 25, 2008, 05:01:14 AMI meant as a patient and also one of my court (AFAIK, Delling and Mango are the only ones of my court who are patients and post often here). Of course I hold you in very high esteem indeed and consider my dear spymaster a favourite. :) Do please stay, I should be saddened greatly indeed if you did not.
Too little, too late I'm afraid, I have just received word your (former) Spy Master has taken a sabbatical and has taken to the road again. I'm afraid this message won't reach him for some time. :-\
Quote from: Deloria on January 26, 2008, 03:23:31 AMWe have a pirate room now? :D
No, there's a pirate program running in the holoroom. :scholar:
BTW, a few weeks ago I've been rereading old Asylum posts and I remembered the 'special feature' I'll (have) build(/t) into to the holoroom when the Asylum reaches its anniversary (5th!) floor. I'm not telling now though, and don't dare and 'archive' this thread before it reaches 100 pages. :sneaky: :bob:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on January 27, 2008, 04:30:24 PM
Quote from: Deloria on January 25, 2008, 05:01:14 AMI meant as a patient and also one of my court (AFAIK, Delling and Mango are the only ones of my court who are patients and post often here). Of course I hold you in very high esteem indeed and consider my dear spymaster a favourite. :) Do please stay, I should be saddened greatly indeed if you did not.
Too little, too late I'm afraid, I have just received word your (former) Spy Master has taken a sabbatical and has taken to the road again. I'm afraid this message won't reach him for some time. :-\
*picks up the spy piece from his Stratego set* *...but before tossing it out... decides to paint the "S" so that it looks like an "8"* We can all accept that Her Majesty has an additional lord in the court. *goes off to look up what title he associated with the #8.
I'm offering wooden legs for the pirate party in the room that should just become the pirate room.
My fee is a human leg and a piece of wood.
Quote from: Delling on January 27, 2008, 09:35:04 PM
Quote from: copycat on January 27, 2008, 04:30:24 PM
Quote from: Deloria on January 25, 2008, 05:01:14 AMI meant as a patient and also one of my court (AFAIK, Delling and Mango are the only ones of my court who are patients and post often here). Of course I hold you in very high esteem indeed and consider my dear spymaster a favourite. :) Do please stay, I should be saddened greatly indeed if you did not.
Too little, too late I'm afraid, I have just received word your (former) Spy Master has taken a sabbatical and has taken to the road again. I'm afraid this message won't reach him for some time. :-\
*picks up the spy piece from his Stratego set* *...but before tossing it out... decides to paint the "S" so that it looks like an "8"* We can all accept that Her Majesty has an additional lord in the court. *goes off to look up what title he associated with the #8.
Lady, it would seem. :D The title of Countess of Tyrol has only just been bestowed upon Mango. :)
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 28, 2008, 10:20:45 AMI'm offering wooden legs for the pirate party in the room that should just become the pirate room.
My fee is a human leg and a piece of wood.
Like, what? :pokerface:
Quote from: Delling on January 27, 2008, 09:35:04 PM*picks up the spy piece from his Stratego set* *...but before tossing it out... decides to paint the "S" so that it looks like an "8"* We can all accept that Her Majesty has an additional lord in the court. *goes off to look up what title he associated with the #8.
Quote from: Deloria on January 28, 2008, 01:52:38 PMLady, it would seem. :D The title of Countess of Tyrol has only just been bestowed upon Mango. :)
Huh? Please refrain from talking about this sort of thing in the Asylum, you have an Elde Deloria threade to do just that, use it wisely. :scholar:
:zzz:
Would you like a wooden leg, CC?
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 29, 2008, 10:21:05 AMWould you like a wooden leg, CC?
Why would I want one of those when I've got two perfectly fine biological legs of my own I'm pleased with? :pokerface:
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on January 29, 2008, 03:36:59 PM
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 29, 2008, 10:21:05 AMWould you like a wooden leg, CC?
Why would I want one of those when I've got two perfectly fine biological legs of my own I'm pleased with? :pokerface:
:zzz:
As much as I love piratical paraphernalia, that's my sentiment exactly. :P
Because pirate legs are more fun!
Plus you can whap someone over the noggin with it when they annoy you.
PLUS, what if you were stranded on a desert island? INSTANT FIREWOOD.
Because non-wooden legs are unappealing! :P
How about steampowered legs that could run at 100 mph? That would be so cool...
*walks off to contemplate the physics involved*
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 30, 2008, 10:18:54 AMBecause pirate legs are more fun!
Plus you can whap someone over the noggin with it when they annoy you.
PLUS, what if you were stranded on a desert island? INSTANT FIREWOOD.
a) Says you
b) I am of a very peaceful nature, and if I weren't, there's still racx's metal bat in my personal safe. :pokerface:
c) If I got stranded on a desert island, chances are I would have had to leave everything behind, including the wooden leg. If I were to replace one of my own legs with a wooden one, why would I want o use my own leg as firewood? Also, it won't last very long. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on January 30, 2008, 12:07:20 PMBecause non-wooden legs are unappealing! :P
That all depends on whose legs... :pleased:
Quote from: angel0fmus1c on January 30, 2008, 01:26:48 PMHow about steampowered legs that could run at 100 mph? That would be so cool...
*walks off to contemplate the physics involved*
Contemplate away!
*leads angel nicely to her patient cell*
There ya go! ;)
:zzz:
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 30, 2008, 10:18:54 AM
PLUS, what if you were stranded on a desert island? INSTANT FIREWOOD.
Only having one leg would make it kinda hard to go collect the coconuts. :P
A patient cell, just for me??? :o This is the happiest day of my life!
*decorates with random equations and sketches for steampowered legs*
Quote from: tessspoon on January 30, 2008, 05:07:22 PM
Quote from: MangoMercury on January 30, 2008, 10:18:54 AM
PLUS, what if you were stranded on a desert island? INSTANT FIREWOOD.
Only having one leg would make it kinda hard to go collect the coconuts. :P
This thread really reminds me of Johnny Castaway. XD
Quote from: angel0fmus1c on January 30, 2008, 10:52:46 PM
A patient cell, just for me??? :o This is the happiest day of my life!
*decorates with random equations and sketches for steampowered legs*
Welcome!! :D
Quote from: angel0fmus1c on January 30, 2008, 10:52:46 PM
A patient cell, just for me??? :o This is the happiest day of my life!
*decorates with random equations and sketches for steampowered legs*
*seems to recall his attempts at "decorating" his own cell with various languages were thwarted by guardcats* *checks...* ok, ok... "cleaning crew"...
mumble same thing mumbleAs for steam-powered legs... try these:(http://www.wizkidsgames.com/images/figures/Rotating/MKRE/MKRE_095.gif)
You could step on your enemies. :D
*tries to carve things into the walls of his cell... with his finger nails* :P Now, then... about this model of a very major-general...
*declines random words of the alpha declension on her cell walls* :D
*replaces Delling's lost languages*
Yay! ;D
*walks up with a piratey costume on pushing the food cart*
Along with all the usuals, I brought pirate-shaped cookies, root beer, and coconut cake.
*can't resist and mimics a grand duel between two of the pirate-cookies, resulting in cookie injuries on both sides *
THE COCONUTS COME TO YOU. Perhaps.
I dunno.. But I like this whole steampowered legs thing.. Even if it doesn't seem too piratey!
*rushes over with cookie bandages*
Oh noes! Poor cookies! :(
*bring in the coockie monster* :o
Takes himself a root beer and acts like it's rum.
Argh I'm a pirate and this is my rum. :P
*steals a dolly and goes spinning through the halls on it*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D
*jumps out of the way as OB flies by*
Well that's not good. :P
Quote from: angel0fmus1c on January 30, 2008, 10:52:46 PMA patient cell, just for me??? :o This is the happiest day of my life!
*decorates with random equations and sketches for steampowered legs*
I'm glad (well, actually not that glad, since I'd like you to
leave this Asylum, due to the loss of your insanity, but that's a long way away yet) you like it.
Yup, your room is now decorated with equations and sketches written on special paper that doesn't cut into your fingers. :pleased:
Oh yes, and those were written down with a NON-clickety pen. :scholar:
Quote from: Delling on January 31, 2008, 08:33:03 AM*seems to recall his attempts at "decorating" his own cell with various languages were thwarted by guardcats* *checks...* ok, ok... "cleaning crew"... mumble same thing mumble
It all depends on the
type of decorating. :pokerface:
Quote from: Delling on January 31, 2008, 08:33:03 AMAs for steam-powered legs... try these:(http://www.wizkidsgames.com/images/figures/Rotating/MKRE/MKRE_095.gif)
You could step on your enemies. :D
*tries to carve things into the walls of his cell... with his finger nails* :P Now, then... about this model of a very major-general...
This is a NON-approved method and besides, the walls are extremely UN-carvable. :scholar:
As for the executing of the plans for steam-powered legs, that would be quite impossible as the materials to make it would be confiscated upon arriving at the entrance to the Asylum, if anyone managed to order them, that is. :pleased:
Quote from: angel0fmus1c on January 31, 2008, 08:14:30 PM*replaces Delling's lost languages*
Yay! ;D
May I inquire how you know
what Delling's lost languages were? :pokerface:
Quote from: tessspoon on February 01, 2008, 09:15:28 PM*can't resist and mimics a grand duel between two of the pirate-cookies, resulting in cookie injuries on both sides *
;D
Quote from: angel0fmus1c on February 02, 2008, 08:25:49 PM*rushes over with cookie bandages*
Oh noes! Poor cookies! :(
Seeing as you only joined into a fantasy created by the TSL Asylum Waiter, purely for amusement purposes, I'll overlook this behaviour. :scholar:
Quote from: Oldbushie on February 03, 2008, 04:32:08 PM*steals a dolly and goes spinning through the halls on it*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D
A dolly? Which type?
Quote
1. Informal A child's doll.
2.
a. A low mobile platform that rolls on casters, used for transporting heavy loads.
b. Such a platform as used by one working underneath a motor vehicle.
c. A hand truck.
3. A wheeled apparatus used to transport a movie or television camera about a set.
4. A small locomotive, as for use in a railroad yard or on a construction site.
5. A wooden implement for stirring clothes in a washtub.
6. A tool used to hold one end of a rivet while the opposite end is being hammered to form a head.
7. A small piece of wood or metal placed on the head of a pile to prevent damage to the pile while it is being driven.
May I remind you that The Asylum Waiter is
not using a dolly and if she were, it would not be one of the type 2a and if it were, you wouldn't be able to steal it. :pokerface:
Quote from: tessspoon on February 03, 2008, 04:35:59 PM*jumps out of the way as OB flies by*
Well that's not good. :P
It most definitely is not. OB is hallucinating about spinning on something through the Asylum while in fact he's just running. :scholar:
PS: Now stop adding new posts whilst I'm typing this one! :P
:zzz:
2a, I saw the construction crew leave it behind while they were working on the stairs to the 5th floor... ;)
Quote from: copycat on February 03, 2008, 04:40:30 PM
Quote from: angel0fmus1c on January 30, 2008, 10:52:46 PMA patient cell, just for me??? :o This is the happiest day of my life!
*decorates with random equations and sketches for steampowered legs*
I'm glad (well, actually not that glad, since I'd like you to leave this Asylum, due to the loss of your insanity, but that's a long way away yet) you like it.
Yup, your room is now decorated with equations and sketches written on special paper that doesn't cut into your fingers. :pleased:
Oh yes, and those were written down with a NON-clickety pen. :scholar:
I lost my insanity?!?!? Where'd it go??
*searches high and low*
*Helps angel0fmus1c searching for her lost insanety*
Quote from: Oldbushie on February 03, 2008, 06:28:44 PM2a, I saw the construction crew leave it behind while they were working on the stairs to the 5th floor... ;)
We have stairs? Ah yes, fire department regulations and all. However, the door to those stairs is automatically released when there's a fire (obviously), but should be locked at all other times. They must have still been installing that door then. *goes to reprimand building company* :scholar:
However, that sill doesn't mean you'd be able to use
that dolly, as my security scanners would've noticed a dolly standing around unmonitored and security personnel would have it removed to a safer location (obviously not behind the door to the stairs). :pleased:
Oh, and before any of you start plotting escape plans through the door leading to the stairs, I'd like to add that door is not the
only security measure that's been taken to prevent unauthorized use of those stairs and that door has been properly installed by now. :pokerface:
Quote from: angel0fmus1c on February 04, 2008, 08:11:12 AMI lost my insanity?!?!? Where'd it go??
*searches high and low*
I would
like to see you lose your insanity, unfortunately this action further underlines the need for continued treatment. ;-D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 08, 2008, 03:50:13 AM*Helps angel0fmus1c searching for her lost insanety*
:o Racx edited and left a spelling error! :P
Ahem, *composes self*, it shouldn't be hard to miss. :scholar:
:zzz:
Maybe he edited to put the spelling error IN?
I'm not insane any more by the way, CC. How about letting me go out for a while, huh? I do just seem to be decoration here in this ol' asylum!
Quote from: copycat on February 11, 2008, 03:57:21 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 08, 2008, 03:50:13 AM*Helps angel0fmus1c searching for her lost insanety*
:o Racx edited and left a spelling error! :P
Ahem, *composes self*, it shouldn't be hard to miss. :scholar:
:zzz:
Gilgamesh had "his" instead of "her" so I fixed that up, don't really care about the spelling. :P
So THAT'S what it is, huh?
If you can believe a compulsive liar... :P
Of course you can. ;D What else could you do with a compulsive liar?
EDIT: Fixed typo
So you believe me? YAY! Thank you!
Why not? Compulsive liars tell the truth, right?
Yes, always! :D
Racx, can you also fix CC so he will let me go
then I'll conquer the world.
Whit flowers of course. :P
I want to visit the third floor. :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 14, 2008, 04:21:11 AM
Racx, can you also fix CC so he will let me go
then I'll conquer the world.
Whit flowers of course. :P
Of course. :yes: *supplies crocuses from the over-abundance she has found here and chains of jasmine*
YAY FLOWERS
Indeed. :D
I'm of the opinion that the entire asylum complex ought to be decorated with flowers. :yes:
The Asylum Manager is
IN.Quote from: MangoMercury on February 12, 2008, 12:20:15 AMI'm not insane any more by the way, CC. How about letting me go out for a while, huh? I do just seem to be decoration here in this ol' asylum!
/me lets in a small girl with a picture of Roberta Williams in her hands, who hands it to MM and asks her to sign it
What will you do? :pokerface:
Quote from: MangoMercury on February 14, 2008, 12:27:05 AMWhy not? Compulsive liars tell the truth, right?
Quote from: racx_00 on February 14, 2008, 02:14:02 AMYes, always! :D
Huh? ???
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 14, 2008, 04:21:11 AMRacx, can you also fix CC so he will let me go
then I'll conquer the world.
I don't need no 'fixing', certainly not by the Assistant Manager, and I definitely won't let you go. :pleased:
Quote from: Deloria on February 14, 2008, 07:35:56 AMI want to visit the third floor. :D
What third floor? Of the Asylum? That's off-limits atm, there's some serious (re)construction going on there, to keep the lower levels up to par with the current level. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on February 15, 2008, 08:48:51 AMI'm of the opinion that the entire asylum complex ought to be decorated with flowers. :yes:
There are flowers in the Asylum complex, in the garden. About decorating with flowers, I don't have a problem with flowers themselves, but rather with how they will be 'stored'. Can't put them in pots, because pots can harm patients. Can't put them too high because patients might get stiff necks while looking at them and/or try to form human pyramids to get at them. There might even be patients who could resort to use flower stems to hurt other patients. The flowers in the garden have been genetically modified, so that patients can not mis-use them. As you should know, there are risks with GM-organisms. They are surrounded by a specific biomedical force field which disinfects anything/anyone that has entered the force field and goes back out. It will remove any trace of the flowers that has attached itself to the 'object' leaving the force field. I say 'object' because it might even be the air. :pokerface:
:zzz:
The Asylum Manager is
OUT.
Um.. Uh..
HEY CC LOOK OVER THERE!
*flees the asylum whilst CC remains distracted* ;D
The Asylum Manager is
IN.
Quote from: MangoMercury on February 26, 2008, 11:43:13 AMUm.. Uh..
HEY CC LOOK OVER THERE!
What kind of an answer is that to my question?
Do you really think you can distract me with that? If there were anything worth for me to take a look at I would either be notified by the Asylum scanning system or a guardcat. I have not received such notifications, therefore whatever you would want me to look at is beyond my comprehension and I won't follow that suggestion. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on February 26, 2008, 12:11:47 PM*flees the asylum whilst CC remains distracted* ;D
As you read, I was not distracted but even if I were, the Asylum security system can run full-automatic, without my intervention. There's still the biometric fields, the guardcats and the scanners to take measures to prevent you from trying to flee the Asylum, as if there even was the slightest chance for you to try such a foolish thing. :scholar:
:zzz:
The Asylum Manager is
OUT.
I think it's unfair to bring little girls into the asylum, telling them that Roberta Williams is in here. HONESTLY. How do you think she'd feel knowing her idol was in an asylum?
*still waits for Tess to come*
She's late.
The Manager is
IN.
Quote from: MangoMercury on March 01, 2008, 12:13:15 AMI think it's unfair to bring little girls into the asylum, telling them that Roberta Williams is in here. HONESTLY. How do you think she'd feel knowing her idol was in an asylum?
Okay, that quote tells me enough, your request to be released is
declined. :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2008, 12:13:25 AM*still waits for Tess to come*
She's late.
This is rather uncommon for her to do. I do hope she's alright. :sweating:
Quote from: racx_00 on March 10, 2008, 03:25:30 AM
Quote from: copycat on February 24, 2008, 03:41:45 PM
Quote from: MangoMercury on February 14, 2008, 12:27:05 AMWhy not? Compulsive liars tell the truth, right?
Quote from: racx_00 on February 14, 2008, 02:14:02 AMYes, always! :D
Huh? ???
What?
Que? :P
The Manager is
OUT.
I'm just saying, is all. I think you're mad to bring a child to an asylum! Even if half of us are sane.
Mango was just stating that if a little girl believed that she was Roberta, you'd kinda kill it for the girl. If the girl knew the amazing Roberta was in an insane asylum, she'd be upset. That'd be cruel, could you really bring yourself to do that to a little girl, Bob?
Clearly, Mango is sane!
Yeah.. I wonder if CC is really the insane one here..?
I've always believed that...
*comes in pushing her cart loaded with chocolate, icecream, and rice-crispy treats*
Sorry I'm late! I blame my primary job. :P
I think if CC was going to go insane, he'd already be insane from people telling him he's insane and being around so many insane people all the time. :P
I'll take some chocolate ice cream since my personal stash is out at the moment. :P
If we were accept chocolate now, would we still get Easter chocolate? :)
I think CC's insane too.
I will however, stock up on chocolate goodies. YAY!
Sugary goodness!
I'll take one of each! ;D
Everyone's insane one way or another. Some are just better at hiding it.
I'm sane. :D
Quote from: tessspoon on March 12, 2008, 01:33:53 PM
I think if CC was going to go insane, he'd already be insane from people telling him he's insane and being around so many insane people all the time. :P
*thinks CC is sane*
He is sane.
*wishes this helps to make CC insane* :P
* takes some rice-crispy treats frome the cart *
They're crispy. :D
I'm sane, otherwise I doubt I'd be Assistant Manager. :P
De Nile is not just a river in Egypt!
;D
I'm just decoration!
This asylum was given to me last night by the AEsir. :D It is Their divine wish that I be let out. :yes:
Hmm... then, since CC has yet to release you... he must be working with the Vanir... or worse, the Jotuns! Get him!
Where is CC anyway, he hasn't been here for a while.
Who cares more time to plan anything he doesn't knows.
Quote from: Delling on March 14, 2008, 11:43:33 AM
Hmm... then, since CC has yet to release you... he must be working with the Vanir... or worse, the Jotuns! Get him!
He must! :o He's conspiring with the giants and only pretending to beta-test! :o
*hands out chocolate ice cream and chocolates to Delling and Mango, respectively*
Quote from: Deloria on March 12, 2008, 02:56:12 PM
If we were accept chocolate now, would we still get Easter chocolate? :)
You'll have to wait for CC to answer that, and then I'll give you whatever you're allowed.
*can't find the first three floors of the asylum and is totally lost* ???
They're probably in the Archives.
I don't recommend you go there without a helmet though.
how about I just escape with you ;D
The Asylum manager is
IN. (and cross-quoting)
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on March 25, 2008, 01:36:32 PMDon't believe anything Roberta says...she thinks her name is Mango ::)
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on March 25, 2008, 01:43:57 PMOf course. She's Roberta Williams :P
You're taking advantage of my absence on the forum! :o
Quote from: tessspoon on March 25, 2008, 03:38:02 PMDon't tell CC you think she's Roberta Williams, he'll declare you insane and stick you in the asylum. He's adamant she only thinks she's Roberta Williams.
Oh, I read these posts sooner or later, don't you worry about that. However, Cat has always been a very sane posting member of this community so I'm just putting her on probation. If I read any more posts along those lines within a timeframe in which I remember she posted such things before (might be long, might be short, I never know), she's in. It's got nothing to do with being adamant, but all to do with what's
real and what's
not. :scholar:
Quote from: tessspoon on March 25, 2008, 03:42:45 PMno unfortunately. Despite my efforts CC refuses to believe I'm insane so now I'm the official waiter instead of a patient. :P
What efforts? I'd say your behavior as Asylum Waiter has been exemplary and states quite the opposite, meaning you're as sane as anyone can get. :pleased:
Quote from: Lenny318 on March 25, 2008, 03:58:09 PMyou mean it's not the cool fun place i imagined it was :'(
Depends on what kind of cool place you imagined it was. And besides, all the things you can do inside the Asylum, you can do outside of the Asylum as well, and you can even walk about wherever you like!
Quote from: tessspoon on March 25, 2008, 04:22:37 PMI've always wanted to be a patient. :P
I demand PROOF! :pokerface:
Quote from: Lenny318 on March 25, 2008, 04:26:35 PMi thought it was the sign of acceptance here ;)
I agree most of the people posting in the VIP-section are insane. However, there needs to be a sense of sanity inhere, in order to recognize insanity. I am acting as delegate of that 'sense of sanity'. Racx was once a patient, but he got out and became Assistant-Manager. He relapses some times. Rosella was in, but she also got cured, applied for a job even, and was granted a title as Comfort Counselor. Lollote was never in, neither was Farquhar, nor Tess, so the Asylum does not hire exclusively on the basis of earlier admittance.
Quote from: MangoMercury on March 12, 2008, 12:59:19 AMI'm just saying, is all. I think you're mad to bring a child to an asylum! Even if half of us are sane.
The test was to see which name you would use to sign the little girl's paper. I would never tell her you were or you were not Roberta Williams, that was not the point of this test. Everyone who's in the Asylum is clearly insane. Some might only be half insane, but not half of the patients are sane. :scholar:
Quote from: racx_00 on March 12, 2008, 08:30:27 AMMango was just stating that if a little girl believed that she was Roberta, you'd kinda kill it for the girl. If the girl knew the amazing Roberta was in an insane asylum, she'd be upset. That'd be cruel, could you really bring yourself to do that to a little girl, Bob?
Clearly, Mango is sane!
Little girls have no concept of sanity/insanity. I wouldn't tell her the person she was asking an autograph to was in an Asylum for being insane. Yet again, that was not the point of this exercise. Stop adding information that's not to the point and downright false too! Clearly, Mango is insane, and you're playing along with her, quit it!
Quote from: MangoMercury on March 12, 2008, 10:44:54 AMYeah.. I wonder if CC is really the insane one here..?
I've read that insinuation before, apparently, the most insane persons like to turn things around. :pokerface:
Quote from: racx_00 on March 12, 2008, 10:54:45 AMI've always believed that...
... believed that Mango's quote was not true? Of course. :pleased:
Quote from: tessspoon on March 12, 2008, 01:33:53 PM*comes in pushing her cart loaded with chocolate, icecream, and rice-crispy treats*
Sorry I'm late! I blame my primary job. :P
Ah, there you are! Welcome back!
Quote from: tessspoon on March 12, 2008, 01:33:53 PMI think if CC was going to go insane, he'd already be insane from people telling him he's insane and being around so many insane people all the time. :P
Exactly, but I'm not, and you're neither. :P
Quote from: angel0fmus1c on March 13, 2008, 08:29:04 AMEveryone's insane one way or another. Some are just better at hiding it.
I resent that statement and will only accept me being called 'crazy'. :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 13, 2008, 03:23:43 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on March 12, 2008, 01:33:53 PM
I think if CC was going to go insane, he'd already be insane from people telling him he's insane and being around so many insane people all the time. :P
*thinks CC is sane*
He is sane.
Thank you. However, you're in the Asylum too, so whatever you say is rather useless. I can't go allowing your statement to be true, and Mango's to be false, only because that would suit me better.
Quote from: racx_00 on March 13, 2008, 03:39:05 PMI'm sane, otherwise I doubt I'd be Assistant Manager. :P
Let's rephrase that to 'I'm sane
most of the time, otherwise...,' shall we? :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on March 14, 2008, 10:10:04 AMThis asylum was given to me last night by the AEsir. :D It is Their divine wish that I be let out. :yes:
The Aesir has no jurisdiction over the Asylum. In fact, I have no idea who this entity is. I am the only one who can admit and release patients, this right has been give to me by the mysterious entity only known as 'POS', represented by the lovely Ms Say at that time. If that entity would revoke that right from me , they can do so, but that would imply the locking of this here thread for ever, as I would then take my guards with me, erase all security protocols and all patients would escape. ::)
Quote from: tessspoon on March 24, 2008, 10:02:34 PMQuote from: Deloria on March 12, 2008, 02:56:12 PM
If we were accept chocolate now, would we still get Easter chocolate? :)
You'll have to wait for CC to answer that, and then I'll give you whatever you're allowed.
CC answers (a bit late, but better late than never): YES, and this applies to all holiday-days of that sort (like Christmas and the like).
Quote from: Lenny318 on March 25, 2008, 01:25:45 PMhow about I just escape with you ;D
Let's see. In that case, you would be visiting Mango in the patient-visitor section. Both entrances are 'blocked' by a biometric field, storing who went in, and those can only go out. I can program the biometric field to let a released patient out, but Mango isn't. On the other side, a visitor can't go in the patient-only section either. Furthermore, there's guards located on the outside of the biometric fields, in case the biometric fields would fail (I don't know how though, since this Asylum is impenetrable and they have been built into the walls so that would take some serious deconstruction). And last, but not least, there's a regular door to the outside, which can only be opened with an Asylum personnel key card. Security is monitoring Asylum personnel closely whenever they come in contact with Asylum personnel and would notice if such a key card were stolen, or lost, and that key card would be blocked and a new one would be issued to that person, with a reprimand to take more care of storing his key card when coming in contact with patients. :scholar:
:zzz:
The Asylum Manager is
OUT.
Quote from: copycat on March 25, 2008, 05:28:31 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on March 25, 2008, 03:42:45 PMno unfortunately. Despite my efforts CC refuses to believe I'm insane so now I'm the official waiter instead of a patient. :P
What efforts? I'd say your behavior as Asylum Waiter has been exemplary and states quite the opposite, meaning you're as sane as anyone can get. :pleased:
I mean all the efforts before I got assigned the Waiting job, like when I attacked with me pirates and posts such as
Quote from: tessspoon on May 02, 2007, 06:20:18 PM
*walks up to the Asylum entrance and rings the doorbell wearing an official-looking outfit and carrying a clipboard*
Hello, I am the unicorn-inspector. I here you have unicorns here. It is required that all institutions with unicorns have their unicorn-holding areas inspected at least once a year. And the unicorns themselves, of course. Assuming they're real unicorns, anyway.
Thanks! For the exemplary part, I mean, not the I'm sane part. :P
Quote from: copycat on March 25, 2008, 05:28:31 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on March 25, 2008, 03:42:45 PMno unfortunately. Despite my efforts CC refuses to believe I'm insane so now I'm the official waiter instead of a patient. :P
Quote from: tessspoon on March 12, 2008, 01:33:53 PMI think if CC was going to go insane, he'd already be insane from people telling him he's insane and being around so many insane people all the time. :P
Exactly, but I'm not, and you're neither. :P
See what I mean?
Quote from: copycat on March 25, 2008, 05:28:31 PM
CC answers (a bit late, but better late than never): YES, and this applies to all holiday-days of that sort (like Christmas and the like).
*hands Deloria her share of regular chocolate and everyone, including Deloria, Easter chocolate*
CC... I think that post exceeds the acceptable limits of length... ...for matters of... ... ... ...decency.
You all thought I was gonna say "sanity"? Didn't you?
Quote from: Delling on March 25, 2008, 05:53:42 PM
CC... I think that post exceeds the acceptable limits of length... ...for matters of... ... ... ...decency.
You all thought I was gonna say "sanity"? Didn't you?
I had no such thought. :pokerface:
Now I understand why he was taking so long to finish his post XD
CHOCOLATE IS GOOD.
Being called insane still is bad. I still think bringing a young girl into an asylum is uncalled for though!
I'm convinced that today was at some point a Saint's Day of some sort, which is a holiday and means we would get sugar in some shape or form. :P
Whoa! A totally random Dirk sighting! Are you crazy, insane, or just tired? I'm not sure but I'll go with any or all of the above...
Did you know that today is chocolate cake day?
Quote from: copycat on March 25, 2008, 05:28:31 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on March 12, 2008, 08:30:27 AMMango was just stating that if a little girl believed that she was Roberta, you'd kinda kill it for the girl. If the girl knew the amazing Roberta was in an insane asylum, she'd be upset. That'd be cruel, could you really bring yourself to do that to a little girl, Bob?
Clearly, Mango is sane!
Little girls have no concept of sanity/insanity. I wouldn't tell her the person she was asking an autograph to was in an Asylum for being insane. Yet again, that was not the point of this exercise. Stop adding information that's not to the point and downright false too! Clearly, Mango is insane, and you're playing along with her, quit it!
Yes sir! Quit it, I will.
Quote from: copycat on March 25, 2008, 05:28:31 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on March 12, 2008, 10:54:45 AMI've always believed that...
... believed that Mango's quote was not true? Of course. :pleased:
Yes, of course. You definitely know how to read me, like a book I say, like a book.
Quote from: copycat on March 25, 2008, 05:28:31 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on March 13, 2008, 03:39:05 PMI'm sane, otherwise I doubt I'd be Assistant Manager. :P
Let's rephrase that to 'I'm sane most of the time, otherwise...,' shall we? :pokerface:
True, although most the time I tend to be insane of my own free will. If I really wanted to stop, I could, but I enjoy a little insanity.
Insanity, like floating, is fun and productive (or as productive as procrastinating can be :P). :)
* secretly moves a cart whit candy on it to the middle of the floor and walks silencly to his room *
Let's hope they like my april suprise. XD
DO I SMELL CANDY?
Candy! !!! It is the beginning of the month. :)
*sees a cart loaded with candy already out*
???
*looks closer*
Oh, it's fake! :(
I'll have to fix that.
*replaces the fake candy with real candy and icecreams*
There'ya go! :D
YAY CANDY!
Thanks, Tessssssss!
Thanks! :D
If I smear white chocolate mousse over the walls, will they melt and lead me to a secret exit? *ponders*
On the other hand, if that doesn't work (which is to say, I have the greatest faith in my insanity, so it must, but in case it does not) I should much rather have ice cream. :P
You're very welcome ;D
Quote from: Deloria on April 02, 2008, 05:49:55 AM
Thanks! :D
If I smear white chocolate mousse over the walls, will they melt and lead me to a secret exit? *ponders*
On the other hand, if that doesn't work (which is to say, I have the greatest faith in my insanity, so it must, but in case it does not) I should much rather have ice cream. :P
Here, I'll give you a little to test with; that way if it doesn't work you can still get most of your icecream. :D
If it doesn't work, then you've got a stash on your walls for later on.
Alternatively, we find someone with awesome teeth who likes the taste so they can bite through the wall.
*requests a large bowl of chocolate ice cream!*
*hands a bowl of chocolate icecream to Delling*
*gets one for herself*
Good idea! :D
I wanna know why Bob isn't preventing people from getting icecream and sweets...
*removes sweets and icecream from the asylum*
Back to your rooms!
Butbutbut..
I want icecream and sweets!
* takes the pasta sauce and smears it on the metal bars in front of his room *
Let the spicyness of the food free me! ;D
*starts waiting and reading a newspaper*
*transfers Gilgamesh to a padded cell meaning no bars*
Well, you won't be able to escape this one. Hopefully this is a good enough solution until Bob gets back.
Quote from: MangoMercury on April 03, 2008, 01:44:47 AM
Butbutbut..
I want icecream and sweets!
Ok, you get one bowl of icecream delivered to your cell, but no more. Oh and maybe a few sweets, but we shall see. :P
Quote from: racx_00 on April 02, 2008, 11:05:02 PM
I wanna know why Bob isn't preventing people from getting icecream and sweets...
*removes sweets and icecream from the asylum*
Back to your rooms!
But that tyranny! :'(
Quote from: racx_00 on April 03, 2008, 05:28:21 AM
Ok, you get one bowl of icecream delivered to your cell, but no more. Oh and maybe a few sweets, but we shall see. :P
Ok. :D Thanks. :D
*smears white chocolate mousse on the walls* ;D
No, I only gave icecream and sweets to Mango...
Oh no! We have a patient hallucinating! This cannot be good... *gives Deloria a warm cup of soup*
Oh...then it's still tyranny. :P
Quote from: racx_00 on April 02, 2008, 11:05:02 PM
I wanna know why Bob isn't preventing people from getting icecream and sweets...
*removes sweets and icecream from the asylum*
Back to your rooms!
*protests with APRETT* We want monthly sweets! They make holes in teeth! We want monthly sweets!
Because it is our right to have holes in our teeth? XD
Quote from: racx_00 on April 03, 2008, 05:28:21 AM
*transfers Gilgamesh to a padded cell meaning no bars*
Well, you won't be able to escape this one. Hopefully this is a good enough solution until Bob gets back.
takes out his spoon and starts digging
whahahaha, he didn't noticed the intention of my plan.
Now I can escape whitout being seen escaping.
*makes sure nobody can see the hole he digs*
Quote from: racx_00 on April 02, 2008, 11:05:02 PM
I wanna know why Bob isn't preventing people from getting icecream and sweets...
*removes sweets and icecream from the asylum*
Back to your rooms!
But... but... that's my JOB! They get an alloted amount of sweets on the first of every month! That's how's it been for the past half-year! :pokerface:
Quote from: Delling on April 03, 2008, 09:17:48 AM
*protests with APRETT* We want monthly sweets! They make holes in teeth! We want monthly sweets!
XD
*awards Delling the role of chairman of APRETT (Association of Patient's Rights to Eat Tasty Things) after noticing Zelly's absence again. :-\*
*joins the protest*
*joins protest*
We should go raid the Food Fight thread. They have more than enough ice cream and sweets.
Quote from: Deloria on April 03, 2008, 01:16:17 PM
*awards Delling the role of chairman of APRETT (Association of Patient's Rights to Eat Tasty Things) after noticing Zelly's absence again. :-\*
*joins the protest*
Ya misses Zelly. *spins in thought of her* :D
*keeps digging the hole that's now very long*
only a few more days and I'll probable be free
Well, I was going to give you all your sweets when I realised it's the norm, but Gilgamesh trying to escape has killed your rights to sweets.
You want sweets, take care of your fellow inmates. :P
If the problem is rectified, you will get sweets.
*takes care of Gilgamesh* :D
Good to see team work. You're all in this asylum together, and I think it's nice if you look out for each other. Anyway, good job!
*sends the sweets and icecream back out*
Thanks. :D
Quote from: racx_00 on April 04, 2008, 11:23:42 AM
Good to see team work. You're all in this asylum together, and I think it's nice if you look out for each other. Anyway, good job!
*sends the sweets and icecream back out*
Good, though I don't know that I agree with punishing all the patients for the transgressions of one... we have a hard enough time controlling them... how are other, insane, patients supposed to?
Quote from: Deloria on April 04, 2008, 11:02:18 AM
*takes care of Gilgamesh* :D
:o
I thought that only belonged in the Forum Mafia Thread!
Quote from: Deloria on April 03, 2008, 09:29:20 AM
Because it is our right to have holes in our teeth? XD
Most definitely! :D
Quote from: angel0fmus1c on April 04, 2008, 03:15:13 PM
Quote from: Deloria on April 04, 2008, 11:02:18 AM
*takes care of Gilgamesh* :D
:o
I thought that only belonged in the Forum Mafia Thread!
Not that kind of "care," angel. :sneaky:
Quote from: Shades2585 on April 03, 2008, 04:35:44 PM
Quote from: Deloria on April 03, 2008, 01:16:17 PM
*awards Delling the role of chairman of APRETT (Association of Patient's Rights to Eat Tasty Things) after noticing Zelly's absence again. :-\*
*joins the protest*
Ya misses Zelly. *spins in thought of her* :D
*spins in memory of Zelly as well*
Quote from: racx_00 on April 04, 2008, 11:23:42 AM
Good to see team work. You're all in this asylum together, and I think it's nice if you look out for each other. Anyway, good job!
*sends the sweets and icecream back out*
w00+! The protest worked! We got our sweets back! *thanks all of the APRETT members for their stalwart defense of patients' rights to tasty goodness* :thumbsup:
Quote from: Delling on April 04, 2008, 03:27:48 PM
w00+! The protest worked! We got our sweets back! *thanks all of the APRETT members for their stalwart defense of patients' rights to tasty goodness* :thumbsup:
Can I joint APRETT even though I'm not a patient? I strongly believe patients have the right to their sweets (as long as it's in a controlled manner and in appropriate portions :scholar:)
(the fact that if they didn't i wouldn't have a job is just an afterthought :P)
Quote from: Deloria on April 04, 2008, 11:02:18 AM
*takes care of Gilgamesh* :D
*gives Deloria also a spoon*
Now we can dig twice as fast. ;D
That means 1 day before we're free. :P
Racx hasn't taken away my spoons.
Let's hope CC won't be back soon.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2008, 03:35:40 PM
Quote from: Deloria on April 04, 2008, 11:02:18 AM
*takes care of Gilgamesh* :D
*gives Deloria also a spoon*
Now we can dig twice as fast. ;D
That means 1 day before we're free. :P
Racx hasn't taken away my spoons.
Let's hope CC won't be back soon.
[whisper]Don't forget the gaurd cats... they're rather clever![/whisper]
Quote from: tessspoon on April 04, 2008, 03:32:57 PM
Quote from: Delling on April 04, 2008, 03:27:48 PM
w00+! The protest worked! We got our sweets back! *thanks all of the APRETT members for their stalwart defense of patients' rights to tasty goodness* :thumbsup:
Can I joint APRETT even though I'm not a patient? I strongly believe patients have the right to their sweets (as long as it's in a controlled manner and in appropriate portions :scholar:)
(the fact that if they didn't i wouldn't have a job is just an afterthought :P)
Since your clarification of matters to management definitely contributed to the renewal of our sweets, you may be an honorary member until such time as your loyalties (ie- whether you care more about your job than our rights to sweets) can be more accurately determined.
Quote from: Deloria on April 03, 2008, 01:16:17 PM
*awards Delling the role of chairman of APRETT (Association of Patient's Rights to Eat Tasty Things) after noticing Zelly's absence again. :-\*
*joins the protest*
I shall merely accept the title of acting president in Zelly's absence... now our organization has a vice-president, president, and acting president... however, since we are mostly members of an insane asylum, this is not yet quite insane enough... I believe I should allow a fish, possibly halibut or tilapia, into the cabinet... preferably cooked with a nice breading or other nice preparation...
Quote from: Delling on April 04, 2008, 03:38:44 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on April 04, 2008, 03:32:57 PM
Quote from: Delling on April 04, 2008, 03:27:48 PM
w00+! The protest worked! We got our sweets back! *thanks all of the APRETT members for their stalwart defense of patients' rights to tasty goodness* :thumbsup:
Can I joint APRETT even though I'm not a patient? I strongly believe patients have the right to their sweets (as long as it's in a controlled manner and in appropriate portions :scholar:)
(the fact that if they didn't i wouldn't have a job is just an afterthought :P)
Since your clarification of matters to management definitely contributed to the renewal of our sweets, you may be an honorary member until such time as your loyalties (ie- whether you care more about your job than our rights to sweets) can be more accurately determined.
Quote from: Deloria on April 03, 2008, 01:16:17 PM
*awards Delling the role of chairman of APRETT (Association of Patient's Rights to Eat Tasty Things) after noticing Zelly's absence again. :-\*
*joins the protest*
I shall merely accept the title of acting president in Zelly's absence... now our organization has a vice-president, president, and acting president... however, since we are mostly members of an insane asylum, this is not yet quite insane enough... I believe I should allow a fish, possibly halibut or tilapia, into the cabinet... preferably cooked with a nice breading or other nice preparation...
Woot! Thankies! :D
If I ever get thrown in here as a patient (:D) rather then as a staff member I'd certainly want my sweets...
Quote from: Delling on April 04, 2008, 03:38:44 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on April 04, 2008, 03:32:57 PM
Quote from: Delling on April 04, 2008, 03:27:48 PM
w00+! The protest worked! We got our sweets back! *thanks all of the APRETT members for their stalwart defense of patients' rights to tasty goodness* :thumbsup:
Can I joint APRETT even though I'm not a patient? I strongly believe patients have the right to their sweets (as long as it's in a controlled manner and in appropriate portions :scholar:)
(the fact that if they didn't i wouldn't have a job is just an afterthought :P)
Since your clarification of matters to management definitely contributed to the renewal of our sweets, you may be an honorary member until such time as your loyalties (ie- whether you care more about your job than our rights to sweets) can be more accurately determined.
Quote from: Deloria on April 03, 2008, 01:16:17 PM
*awards Delling the role of chairman of APRETT (Association of Patient's Rights to Eat Tasty Things) after noticing Zelly's absence again. :-\*
*joins the protest*
I shall merely accept the title of acting president in Zelly's absence... now our organization has a vice-president, president, and acting president... however, since we are mostly members of an insane asylum, this is not yet quite insane enough... I believe I should allow a fish, possibly halibut or tilapia, into the cabinet... preferably cooked with a nice breading or other nice preparation...
I agree. :yes:
gets through the wall and comes into the room he wanted to get in.
The teddybearroom! :P
starts searching for a special teddybear.
Quote from: tessspoon on April 04, 2008, 03:09:35 PM
Good, though I don't know that I agree with punishing all the patients for the transgressions of one... we have a hard enough time controlling them... how are other, insane, patients supposed to?
I wouldn't say we have a hard time controlling them... but anyway, they are in this together. They can understand and relate to each other better than staff can. So, I don't believe it was unfair or unjust to do what I did.
If Bob disagrees with my actions, he shall inform me.
The Asylum Manager is
IN.
Quote from: tessspoon on March 25, 2008, 05:49:44 PM
I mean all the efforts before I got assigned the Waiting job, like when I attacked with me pirates and posts such as
Quote from: tessspoon on May 02, 2007, 06:20:18 PM
*walks up to the Asylum entrance and rings the doorbell wearing an official-looking outfit and carrying a clipboard*
Hello, I am the unicorn-inspector. I here you have unicorns here. It is required that all institutions with unicorns have their unicorn-holding areas inspected at least once a year. And the unicorns themselves, of course. Assuming they're real unicorns, anyway.
The pirate posts were just done by your alter pirate ego, as mine are. Some times, egos belonging to their own threads happen to post outside of 'their thread'. I see no harm in that.
About you pretending to be a unicorn inspector or the like, I would not classify as insane behavior either, just a little role-playing. Besides that, even if you did, you no longer do now, by your own post, so if you were in you'd have been released ages ago. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on April 02, 2008, 05:49:55 AMIf I smear white chocolate mousse over the walls, will they melt and lead me to a secret exit? *ponders*
No, the secret passageways do not show their entrance when smearing chocolate mousse over them. Furthermore, there are no secret passageways which lead out(side of the Asylum). :pokerface:
Quote from: MangoMercury on April 02, 2008, 12:30:54 PMIf it doesn't work, then you've got a stash on your walls for later on.
Alternatively, we find someone with awesome teeth who likes the taste so they can bite through the wall.
No problem, the wall is made of specific material so the cleaning staff can take the mousse of easily. :pleased:
Quote from: racx_00 on April 02, 2008, 11:05:02 PMI wanna know why Bob isn't preventing people from getting ice
/me reprimands Racx
Every month the patients are allowed a sweet, Tess decides which types of sweets are on offer that particular month.
Quote from: racx_00 on April 03, 2008, 05:28:21 AM*transfers Gilgamesh to a padded cell meaning no bars*
Padded cells have no bars, but neither do normal patient rooms. Gilgamesh must have been imagining the biometric field was bars, but we don't put people into a padded cell for that.
/me takes Gilgamesh out of the padded cell.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 03, 2008, 10:58:56 AMtakes out his spoon and starts digging
whahahaha, he didn't noticed the intention of my plan.
Now I can escape whitout being seen escaping.
*makes sure nobody can see the hole he digs*
What spoon? The plastic one, with which it's impossible to dig a hole, even if the floors were not escape-proof, and thus un-diggable? :scholar:
Quote from: tessspoon on April 03, 2008, 11:05:39 AMBut... but... that's my JOB! They get an alloted amount of sweets on the first of every month! That's how's it been for the past half-year! :pokerface:
Hear hear! *reprimands racx some more*
Quote from: tessspoon on April 04, 2008, 03:09:35 PMGood, though I don't know that I agree with punishing all the patients for the transgressions of one... we have a hard enough time controlling them... how are other, insane, patients supposed to?
In fact, that is Asylum policy, which racx should know very well, even though he's not part of the therapeutic staff. *sends racx a new copy of Asylum policy rules*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2008, 03:35:40 PMLet's hope CC won't be back soon.
Me being here or not is of no consequence. I have trained
all Asylum personnel well, so they can do their job without me having to be present. That includes security personnel, so if they were to detect anything inappropriate in your possession, it would be taken away. There are scanners in the padded/isolation rooms as well, you know. :scholar:
Quote from: racx_00 on April 07, 2008, 08:38:23 AMIf Bob disagrees with my actions, he shall inform me.
As per reply(/ies) supra.
PS, my posts are long because I'm aff for a long time several times, and I have to comment on some actions, to see which way is the wrong way, and they should use the other way to get better.
:zzz:
The Asylum Manager is
OUT.
:o That's a really long post, CC!
I thought that was short compared to the usual. :P
Quote from: copycat on April 09, 2008, 04:52:23 PM
What spoon? The plastic one, with which it's impossible to dig a hole, even if the floors were not escape-proof, and thus un-diggable? :scholar:
I can hide any object I can get, so I got a spoon and as you can see I'm now in the room whit all the teddybears.
Quote from: copycat on April 09, 2008, 04:52:23 PM
Me being here or not is of no consequence. I have trained all Asylum personnel well, so they can do their job without me having to be present. That includes security personnel, so if they were to detect anything inappropriate in your possession, it would be taken away. There are scanners in the padded/isolation rooms as well, you know. :scholar:
Scanners can't detect everything.
*finds what he wanted to find*
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/teddy.jpg)
Yonkey, teddy's back and he has a suprise for you! XD
CC is just being a partypooper!
Indeed. :(
*feeds the patients oats*
I dun want oats! We're not horses!
What mean fare. :( CC, we're being abused and oppressed! :P
Oats are healthy and good for you! :D *feeds oats as well, on 'command' of koko :P*
Oats if you really must, just no carrots please. :P
*adds corn to the feeding bowls*
I'm sorry PK, but I have a duty at this asylum. *removes the bowls of oats*
If the patients really want to eat oats, they can ask for them. ;)
Hey Racxy, can I have some cake, please?
*donates caramel-chocolatebrownies to asylum peoples*
Quote from: Nebel on April 14, 2008, 04:52:48 AM
*donates caramel-chocolatebrownies to asylum peoples*
*takes the brownies*
I'll keep these safe in the freezer until the first of next month, unless they're sugar/caffeine free. They're not allowed to have any sugar/caffeine until then.
I don't know about you, but I never put caffeine in brownies (well, maybe, if you make like, coffeebrownies :P). There's tons of sugar though :D And they're looooooooooovely :D
And eh, what's the first of next month? Sugarday for all the patients, or? :P
Quote from: Nebel on April 14, 2008, 07:33:26 AM
I don't know about you, but I never put caffeine in brownies (well, maybe, if you make like, coffeebrownies :P). There's tons of sugar though :D And they're looooooooooovely :D
And eh, what's the first of next month? Sugarday for all the patients, or? :P
Exactly. :P
Quote from: Nebel on April 14, 2008, 07:33:26 AM
I don't know about you, but I never put caffeine in brownies (well, maybe, if you make like, coffeebrownies :P). There's tons of sugar though :D And they're looooooooooovely :D
And eh, what's the first of next month? Sugarday for all the patients, or? :P
But there's usually caffeine in chocolate. :P
And yep, patients get a set amount of sugar/caffeine every month thanks to APRETT (Association of Patient's Rights to Eat Tasty Things) :D
Just theobromine, I thought? It's not exactly the same :)
http://www.xocoatl.org/caffeine.htm
Well, guess the asylum patients have to wait a bit so :P
Oh.. They don't want to wait!
Quote from: Nebel on April 14, 2008, 11:34:55 AM
Just theobromine, I thought? It's not exactly the same :)
http://www.xocoatl.org/caffeine.htm
Well, guess the asylum patients have to wait a bit so :P
Ah, didn't know that. But it sounds like it sounds like it still has similar stimulant properties, so they can't have that either. :P
Quote from: MangoMercury on April 14, 2008, 12:32:09 PM
Oh.. They don't want to wait!
First of all, I'm assuming by they you mean "we"
Secondly, why not? :pokerface:
*donates bag of peanut butter cups for first of the month*
*puts away the peanut butter cups*
Thanks PK, I'm sure they'll appreciate them.
Yeah.. All you guys!
And I wouldn't want to wait for sugary goods!
Quote from: tessspoon on April 14, 2008, 01:23:33 PM
Quote from: MangoMercury on April 14, 2008, 12:32:09 PM
Oh.. They don't want to wait!
Secondly, why not? :pokerface:
Oops, sorry Mango I read that as "they don't have to wait" :P
That's okay!
I accept my apologies in the form of cakes. :)
For my blunder earlier this month, I believe they should atleast get a tasting of Nebel's donations. :P
Hmm... I guess a *small* portion of them won't hurt, to help make up for our errors...
*unfreezes the brownies and hands out samples to all the patients*
*puts the rest back in the freezer*
Brownies! Yay!
.. It's apparently bad to re-freeze stuff once it's been defrosted, Tessssss..
Quote from: MangoMercury on April 15, 2008, 02:53:00 PM
.. It's apparently bad to re-freeze stuff once it's been defrosted, Tessssss..
Not according to the USDA...
QuoteIf previously cooked foods are thawed in the refrigerator, you may refreeze the unused portion.
It's not necessarily bad, but it changes the enzym structure of food. And indeed, this doesn't really count for cooked food. It doesn't do much good for the taste, though :)
I don't think unfreezing and refreezing hurts chocolate things too bad, as long as it doesn't start melting in between.
Solid chocolate probably not but with things like brownies it tends to dry them out.
Shades is so so right!
Quote from: Shades2585 on April 15, 2008, 05:27:38 PM
Solid chocolate probably not but with things like brownies it tends to dry them out.
that's probably why we hardly get any brownies: The can't put them in the fridge :raf:
We'll, they're already frozen now. :P To avoid this problem in the future, I ask that all perishable donations be made the day before the first day of the month or the first itself. :P
Or you could just let the asylumees actually have them then and there..?
That makes keeping track of how much everyone's had and when they can have more complicated ;P
Can't have any patients ODing on sweets!
We wouldn't OD, per se..
It'd be like eating enough so we could hibernate in the Winter months.
Quote from: MangoMercury on April 16, 2008, 03:23:27 PM
We wouldn't OD, per se..
It'd be like eating enough so we could hibernate in the Winter months.
Glad to see you're finally including yourself with the "we". Acceptance is the first step and all that. :P
I don't make the rules, CC does, I just follow them. :P And he says sweets once a month.
CC's a party pooper.
And you do know I'm merely here for decoration and sweets, right? Like people would be TRAUMATISED if I weren't around.
Quote from: MangoMercury on April 17, 2008, 12:39:32 AM
Like people would be TRAUMATISED if I weren't around.
*is traumatised* :o
Quote from: MangoMercury on April 17, 2008, 12:39:32 AM
CC's a party pooper.
And you do know I'm merely here for decoration and sweets, right? Like people would be TRAUMATISED if I weren't around.
I would be!
Yonkey and Delorikins prove my point quite nicely! <3
I have to be useful for something here. :D Even if it be proving points. :P
did anyone already thought about the improvements when we reach the 5th floor? Do we get a monthly candy machine? or do we get a lemonade fountain? or whatever comes up to us.
Quote from: icarus on April 17, 2008, 11:03:15 AM
Do we get a monthly candy machine?
I'll be replaced by a machine? :'(
Quote from: tessspoon on April 15, 2008, 02:45:59 PM
Hmm... I guess a *small* portion of them won't hurt, to help make up for our errors...
No, it was purely my error, you did everything correctly and I buggered it up.
Quote from: tessspoon on April 17, 2008, 11:05:37 AM
I'll be replaced by a machine? :'(
We would never replace someone as beautiful as yourself with something so bulky and ugly. :flirt:
And that smiley is just taking it too far...
Quote from: racx_00 on April 17, 2008, 12:21:17 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on April 15, 2008, 02:45:59 PM
Hmm... I guess a *small* portion of them won't hurt, to help make up for our errors...
No, it was purely my error, you did everything correctly and I buggered it up.
I meant what you did and then what I did by misreading Mango's post and accusing her wrongly. :P
Quote from: racx_00 on April 17, 2008, 12:21:17 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on April 17, 2008, 11:05:37 AM
I'll be replaced by a machine? :'(
We would never replace someone as beautiful as yourself with something so bulky and ugly. :flirt:
Thankies, good to know. :D
But in return, you could slip the asylumees some extra cake during the month?
Wink.
Quote from: tessspoon on April 17, 2008, 02:04:44 PM
I meant what you did and then what I did by misreading Mango's post and accusing her wrongly. :P
I should pay more attention to what I read. XD
Quote from: MangoMercury on April 17, 2008, 02:36:18 PM
But in return, you could slip the asylumees some extra cake during the month?
Wink.
Ehhhhh, no.
I'm sorry, but regulations and all. XD
Butbutbut..
Ah, regulations, schmegulations. That tie's gettin' to ya, boy!
LOL! I'm just following the almighty Bob's rules... I'm so not letting ego get in the way... *cough*
Butbutbut..
Cake! Chocolate! Sweets!
.. I'll get some sort of strike going with the asylumees if you're not careful!
Doesn't matter, I ate all the cake! YAY!
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
The next floor is comming soon. ;D
Hopes it will have escape hatches. :P
If there aren't any, I'm sure we can arrange to have some installed!
Don't worry, I'm sure CC won't deprive us of those again. :D
Yeah.. Beneath his party pooper attitude, he's a good guy!
I want a whole new building rather than new floor. New floors get boring. :P
Quote from: racx_00 on April 22, 2008, 10:13:09 AM
I want a whole new building rather than new floor. New floors get boring. :P
Why not a new building... with only a fifth floor!? :D Four stories of nothing at all... then a building standing on the stilts and frame of those four stories! *loves this idea*
Well so much for escape hatches in that case, unless the patients wanna break their legs!
Nah... it could still work... the escape hatches could let you escape to the lower floors... *suddenly thinks we need a flash game: Escape from the Asylum, populated with stuff from the Asylum thread :P*
Well you just said there ARE no lower floors, so they wouldn't be there to escape to. :P I suppose if you put slides under the hatches, that'll work.
Quote from: Delling on April 22, 2008, 02:24:02 PM
*suddenly thinks we need a flash game: Escape from the Asylum, populated with stuff from the Asylum thread :P*
XD *wishes she knew enough to do that*
*wishes he had the time to do that* :P
That would actually be a pretty fun game, especially considering all the ways people have tried to escape from this place. XD
Quote from: Delling on April 22, 2008, 02:24:02 PM*suddenly thinks we need a flash game: Escape from the Asylum, populated with stuff from the Asylum thread :P*
And if it was an online multiplayer game, some people could be trying to escape, while others are trying to catch them. :bob:
I VOTE SPIRAL SLIDES!
And I think it'd be a great game! It could go up on the site with the other Flash games.
A cell below the fifth floor. When you use the escape hatches, you are trapped! :suffer:
Escape the five floors of the asylem.
first level escape from the patients trying to stop you from leaving.
second evade the detection systems
third evade the gaurdcats
fourth evade the personel of the asylum
fifth evade CC
Or something like that.
Hey.. If we all got trapped in the same cell, we could at least have a party or something like that..
EVERYONE BRING GOODIES WITH THEM!
Ok! :)
Quote from: Delling on April 22, 2008, 02:11:55 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on April 22, 2008, 10:13:09 AM
I want a whole new building rather than new floor. New floors get boring. :P
Why not a new building... with only a fifth floor!? :D Four stories of nothing at all... then a building standing on the stilts and frame of those four stories! *loves this idea*
Reminds me of the former Astra House. :P
(http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a173_astra.jpg)
The floors can move up and down. :)
That's rather cool.
Let's get one of them then!
Of course we shall. :D If Bob ever comes back...I think we scared him away... :P Let's break out! :D
You won't be breaking out with me here... :evil:
*bribes with Swiss chocolate* ::)
Aw, go on Racxy!
I aim to be more of a pain than Bob, if possible. :P
Oh, and isn't it sweets day?
Quote from: racx_00 on May 01, 2008, 12:29:14 PM
Oh, and isn't it sweets day?
Oh shnap, you're right, I almost forgot. ;P
*loads cart with thawed brownies and candies*
*requests brownies and makes 4951st post*
*requests a brownie too* :D
*hands out brownies to Delling and Deloria*
*eats brownies* :D :pleased:
I'd like a mazillion brownies, please.
*Eats brownies* :D
Time surely flies fast!
I want some candy. :P
What's this month special?
Hmm, what would you guys like this month?
EVERYTHING PLEASE.
a dame blancé please
Quote from: MangoMercury on June 02, 2008, 02:45:46 PM
EVERYTHING PLEASE.
You can't have everything, Mango, pick one or two things and I'll see if the kitchen can make it.
Quote from: icarus on June 02, 2008, 11:23:37 PM
a dame blancé please
What's that? ??? *is disappointed in google's lack of helpfulness in looking it up*
sorry typo. It should be dame blanche.
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a311/icarus1980/IM000863.jpg)
Ah, in that case, sure.
*goes to the kitchen and returns with some and gives it to icarus*
That looks good :D *gets some for herself*
*drools all over the floor*
XD
*gets some for PK too*
Can I have double dark chocolate ice cream mixed with coffee ice cream?:D *has given up on including nuts*:P
Sure :D
*brings some from the kitchen and hands it to Delling*
Though I won't be having any of that, I don't like coffee at all. :P
Quote from: MangoMercury on April 10, 2008, 05:21:14 AMCC is just being a partypooper!
CC is being a sensible Manager.
Quote from: Deloria on April 10, 2008, 07:47:25 AMIndeed. :(
No comment. :pokerface:
Quote from: tessspoon on April 16, 2008, 04:05:50 PM
I don't make the rules, CC does, I just follow them. :P And he says sweets once a month.
I do? I do! :D And the 'sweets once a month' was a compromise reached between the patients and the staff, so there's no changing that. :scholar:
Quote from: tessspoon on April 17, 2008, 11:05:37 AMQuote from: icarus on April 17, 2008, 11:03:15 AMDo we get a monthly candy machine?
I'll be replaced by a machine? :'(
No.
a)
I'm in charge of hiring/firing personnel.
b) I'm not in the habit of firing people, unless they no longer perform what they were hired for and don't offer a plausible explanation.
For example: I could fire Rosella now... ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 18, 2008, 11:45:37 PMThe next floor is comming soon. ;D
Hopes it will have escape hatches. :P
/me assures Gilgamesh there
won't be escape hatches.
/me has already got a surprise for the next floor
:pleased:
Quote from: MangoMercury on April 19, 2008, 12:27:12 AMIf there aren't any, I'm sure we can arrange to have some installed!
I'm sure there are no ways in which patients can interfere in construction requirements. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on April 19, 2008, 09:39:11 AMDon't worry, I'm sure CC won't deprive us of those again. :D
/me has no recollection of any previous requests for escape hatches
Quote from: Delling on April 22, 2008, 02:11:55 PMWhy not a new building... with only a fifth floor!? :D Four stories of nothing at all... then a building standing on the stilts and frame of those four stories! *loves this idea*
Are you sure that's stable and all? Besides that, (building) space is scarce in the district the Asylum is located in. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on May 01, 2008, 05:27:08 AMOf course we shall. :D If Bob ever comes back...I think we scared him away... :P Let's break out! :D
Read on...
The Asylum Manager is
IN (well, sort of) :-\
/me enters the Asylum carrying CC on a stretcher, looking completely puzzled but actually having just awaken from a coma
(?gr]
It is hoped these surroundings will help CC with his recovery, even though it is extremely unlikely due to previous attempts with familiar objects. :pokerface:
The Asylum Manager is
OUT (of his mind..., but not in the way you might think).
:zzz:
Quote from: copycat on June 09, 2008, 04:49:12 PM
Quote from: Delling on April 22, 2008, 02:11:55 PMWhy not a new building... with only a fifth floor!? :D Four stories of nothing at all... then a building standing on the stilts and frame of those four stories! *loves this idea*
Are you sure that's stable and all? Besides that, (building) space is scarce in the district the Asylum is located in. :scholar:
It could be made stable.
Quote from: copycat on June 09, 2008, 04:49:12 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on April 17, 2008, 11:05:37 AMQuote from: icarus on April 17, 2008, 11:03:15 AMDo we get a monthly candy machine?
I'll be replaced by a machine? :'(
No.
a) I'm in charge of hiring/firing personnel.
b) I'm not in the habit of firing people, unless they no longer perform what they were hired for and don't offer a plausible explanation.
For example: I could fire Rosella now... ::)
:o Oh, no, Rosella!
The manager's back!!
Let's give a BIG WB-party. :P
*still hopes for escape hatches which bring you quickly in your room*
If you read the post properly, you have read whilst the Manager is back in body, he's not actually back in mind. So he wouldn't be able to benefit from any party.
***DISCLAIMER***
The current storyline is entirely fictitious. Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental.
***END OF DISCLAIMER***
***NOTICE***
The previous post and this one are not made by the Manager himself, as he is in no condition to do anything of the sort, but by the Manager's personal assistant, hired when the things that led to the Manager's current predicament first began. Rest assured he has been briefed about everything, and will be 'Acting Manager' with full privileges until CC has fully recovered from his current ordeal.
***END OF NOTICE***
Oh, one thing I forgot to mention in the previous post. Whilst I'm not one to point fingers, I'd like to add: 'Mango, this is all your fault!' :P
***MEDICAL UPDATE***
When shown Racx' bat, CC responded by saying 'Wabbajack?'. Whether this is a good sign or not remains under consideration.
***END OF MEDICAL UPDATE***
:zzz:
I think I missed something... what happened to CC? Get well, CC. ...Racx, don't hit him with wabbajack!... You'll just unleash a Xivilai on the forum... *shudders* :P
I think we need a tower in motion for the next floor. :D
Like this?? :D
(http://www.inhabitat.com/wp-content/uploads/twirlingtower1.jpg)
Quote from: copycat on June 11, 2008, 04:37:12 PM
Oh, one thing I forgot to mention in the previous post. Whilst I'm not one to point fingers, I'd like to add: 'Mango, this is all your fault!' :P
Hey, wait wait WAIT A MINUTE... How is this MY fault, exactly??! Not fair, dude... Not fair!
Quote from: Nebel on June 29, 2008, 04:54:45 AM
Like this?? :D
(http://www.inhabitat.com/wp-content/uploads/twirlingtower1.jpg)
Exactly! :D
Cool! XD
I believe it's a lot like the Astra house, in that the floors can move themselves (they can move right and left instead of up and down for obvious reasons), but are attached to a core to enable travel between them. :P
The floors in the buildings I posted can rotate, so the view changes. They're going to build one in Dubai, and it's planned to be finished in 2010. It's called the Da Vinci Tower. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Da_Vinci_Tower
Fairly awesome project.
Maybe we should steal one floor for the asylum! :D
Definitely! So should the next thread be called "The TSL Asylum's Rotating 5th Floor", or something more general like "The TSL Asylum's Moving 5th Floor"? XD
What's the special for today tessspoon?
This month we have smoothies, cheesecakes, and tarts :D
I want cheesecake! :P
could I get a bossche bol?
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a311/icarus1980/Bosschebol.jpg)
Want kind of cheesecake would you like? :)
*gets a bossche bol from the kitchen and gives to it to icarus*
What exactly is it? It looks good. :yes:
Blueberry, please. :D
*brings out some blueberry cheesecake for Deloria*
Quote from: tessspoon on July 02, 2008, 01:52:27 PM
Want kind of cheesecake would you like? :)
*gets a bossche bol from the kitchen and gives to it to icarus*
What exactly is it? It looks good. :yes:
It is great too. It fills your stomach really good.
Its a dough sphere filled whit wipingcream. the outside has a layer of chocolate.
Ah, I don't like whipped cream. Weird, I know. :P Chocolate part looks delicious though.
Can I have cheesecake with chocolate sauce!? :D
Sure!
*gets some from the kitchen and gives it to Delling*
Chocolate... mmm....
Can I get a grande double decaf mocha latte with a double flavor shot of vanilla with whipped cream and a chocolate drizzle? Or a decaf soda. Yeah, I like the soda.
Quote from: MangoMercury on June 29, 2008, 03:36:56 PMHey, wait wait WAIT A MINUTE... How is this MY fault, exactly??! Not fair, dude... Not fair!
:sneaky:
You gotta admit, you weren't back that long before
it happened. :pokerface:
Quote from: Deloria on June 29, 2008, 04:51:57 AMI think we need a tower in motion for the next floor. :D
We certainly don't have enough room for that kind of thing, in real life I mean. In the (new & improved (but I'm not spilling any beans prematurely, as stipulated in my contract wit the Manager) holoroom anything can be arranged. :pleased:
Quote from: Yonkey on June 30, 2008, 03:32:22 PMSo should the next thread be called "The TSL Asylum's Rotating 5th Floor", or something more general like "The TSL Asylum's Moving 5th Floor"? XD
I'm guessing there'll be a lot of 'moving around' being done once I (or, very unlikely, CC himself) announce the improvement that's been added to the holoroom on that floor. It won't get to rotate though, unless you count the feeling of rotating you can get inthere. So you get where my vote goes to. 8)
Quote from: Pacman928 on August 04, 2008, 04:43:56 PMCan I get a grande double decaf mocha latte with a double flavor shot of vanilla with whipped cream and a chocolate drizzle? Or a decaf soda. Yeah, I like the soda.
Oh dear, Tess seems to have gone AWOL, I wonder where she's gone. It's a good thing I wandered by to check on things in this month then. :scholar:
*gives Pacman the grande double decaf mocha latte with a double flavour shot of vanilla with whipped cream and a chocolate drizzle*
***MEDICAL UPDATE***
Since my last post CC has undergone extensive brain test, scans and all the like and we have come to a (provisionally, but very likely) staggering conclusion:
It would seem CC's brain is suffering from a mild form of ADHD. He can only keep interested in something for a certain period of time. After that time has passed, interest becomes erratic at best. It is yet to be determined how long this timeframe is. Things that are being done intermittent will naturally spark his interest longer, things that are being done daily or for long periods of time cause this condition sooner. The more frequent the action that caused this shift to happen, the longer it takes for CC to rekindle that interest. It's probably still somewhere inthere, but buried under piles of new interests.
***END OF MEDICAL UPDATE***
PS: I was astonished at how little this thread has progressed since my last visit. I'd have guessed we'd have arrived at the 5th floor already and I would have to make the announcement.
This post courtesy of CC's personal assistant
August has been gone for some time, but I'm still hungry.
Tess, what will you serve us this month?
*does his own medical test*
result:
You are 99.99% sane. :P
I'm almost there. ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 09, 2008, 02:42:10 AM
*does his own medical test*
result:
You are 99.99% sane. :P
I'm almost there. ::)
That would be more
sane the the average person on the street! ;)
that test is made for the patients of the asylum.
you need to score 100% in order to be declared sane enough for the world. :P
Ahhhh That would explain my ignorance of such a test. ;)
Of course you wouldn't know that, Shades....You're INSANE!
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 09, 2008, 02:42:10 AM*does his own medical test*
result:
You are 99.99% sane. :P
I'm almost there. ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 12, 2008, 02:41:02 AMthat test is made for the patients of the asylum.
you need to score 100% in order to be declared sane enough for the world. :P
There are no such tests. If there were, I'd have known about it. Even if there were, I'm pretty sure patients wouldn't get hold of them and even if they would manage that, it's not exactly a test. It's more a string of situations which psychiatric personnel weave into their courses and see which reaction the patient in question gives to that situation. It's rather impossible to attach a score to that kind of test. :scholar:
Quote from: PirateKingChris on September 12, 2008, 01:26:13 PMOf course you wouldn't know that, Shades....You're INSANE!
Actually, if he doesn't know about this test Gilgamesh is talking about, which is in fact a figment of Gilgamesh's situation as explained above, and you saying anyone who doesn't know about this so-called test is insane, guess who's actually the most insane. :pokerface:
****MEDICAL UPDATE***
Slight progress on one front, but none on the other.
*** END OF MEDICAL UPDATE***
This post courtesy of CC's personal assistant.
I think I'm getting more insane. It's possible I bought/buy a house. I just received mail and had a phonecall. It sounds impossible They would start building.
*starts running in circles*
house house house
Wait did you just say I'm insane? Wait, wait! NOOOOOO! *screams as he's dragged away to a cell*
The most insane person of the asylum always ruins a good day. :P
goes back to his board to make up his next plan.
Wheeeee it's a neew month again. can I have some devils food? :devil: (some time I'm going to make one myself)
Can I have some yellow cake with white icing? (with a nail file in it)
*gets Icarus some Devil's food cake and cookies, and PK some yellow cake (excluding the nail file)*
Anybody else want anything? :)
I would like to have the escape special. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 07, 2008, 03:46:09 AM
I would like to have the escape special. :P
'Fraid CC would not be happy with me if I put that on the menu XD :P
*stomps around his cell singing the "I'm the new warden" song*
Quote from: icarus on September 23, 2008, 07:40:57 AMI think I'm getting more insane. It's possible I bought/buy a house. I just received mail and had a phonecall. It sounds impossible They would start building.
If you buy a house, what's left to build? ???
Quote from: tessspoon on October 03, 2008, 03:37:37 PMAnybody else want anything? :)
Pst, hon, you forgot to get the patients their monthly sweet for September. :scholar:
Double sweets for everyone this month! :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 07, 2008, 03:46:09 AMI would like to have the escape special. :P
What would that consist of? :pokerface:
Quote from: PirateKingChris on October 11, 2008, 04:01:27 PM*stomps around his cell singing the "I'm the new warden" song*
There are
no wardens here, this is
not a prison! :stop:
***MEDICAL UPDATE***
Slight improvement. The medical staff has achieved in persuading CC to do some beta testing 'work'. However, persuading him to resume his managing duties is still a bridge too far. We also managed to get an answer to the question how the next thread should be titled: The TSL Asylum's lustrum floor.
***END OF MEDICAL UPDATE***
I just fill in the position as much as I can, but even I have other duties so I can't replace CC all the time. Then again, the guard cats have their standing orders, as do the medical staff. If/When Lollotte rejoins us she can influence some of the standing orders for the medical staff, but not all.
This post courtesy of CC's personal assistant.
The escape special is a pie whit a picture of an escaping patient on it.
Nothing more. ::)
except for the nailvile inside it.
And the dynamite candles. :o
Or something lik that. :P
*stomps around singing the "I'm a doctor, here's my degree!" song, while holding up his socks*
There wasn't a halloween-party in the asylum.
Where does this world goes to? ::)
It looks like crazy people may not celebrate and eat a lot of candy. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 05, 2008, 05:58:43 AM
There wasn't a halloween-party in the asylum.
Where does this world goes to? ::)
It looks like crazy people may not celebrate and eat a lot of candy. :P
I WANT CANDY!
Files a complaint for not having had any candy this month.
It must have been a complot against us.
Only four of these threads? I expected more by now.
maybe tsl became less insane due too the asylum?
Quote from: icarus on November 27, 2008, 09:16:19 AM
maybe tsl became less insane due too the asylum?
I find that hard to believe! :o *faints*
Lets keep it going!
Oh, and WELCOME BACK MARY JANE, are you an Asylum member? I'm not.
Quote from: atec123 on November 27, 2008, 07:21:14 PM
Quote from: icarus on November 27, 2008, 09:16:19 AM
maybe tsl became less insane due too the asylum?
I find that hard to believe! :o *faints*
Lets keep it going!
Oh, and WELCOME BACK MARY JANE, are you an Asylum member? I'm not.
Pretty sure I was the original one.
Greetings from Farquhar! Tis been ages since my last visit to this wacky place!
Does my fellow waiter tessspoon need assistance? Can I interest anyone in some fruit or dessert. The snozberries taste like snozberries! XD
can I have some pepernoter or some dutch spice cookies? or maybe some marzipan or some meringues?
Mmmm... marzipan! I'd ask for some dessert, but I haven't been admitted to the asylum. Oh, wait! That means I can go get it myself! ;D
Quote from: Mary Jane on November 26, 2008, 11:43:59 PM
Only four of these threads? I expected more by now.
CC having a 'medical emergency' (aka - busy with rl and beta testing) is probably part of that :-\
Quote from: Farquhar on November 29, 2008, 03:35:28 PM
Does my fellow waiter tessspoon need assistance? Can I interest anyone in some fruit or dessert. The snozberries taste like snozberries! XD
Thanks for the help. :) I've been kinda neglectful of my waiter duties lately. :-\
Quote from: icarus on November 30, 2008, 04:26:16 AM
can I have some pepernoter or some dutch spice cookies? or maybe some marzipan or some meringues?
Don't know if the kitchen has pepernoten atm, but I'll check on the cookies and marzipan.
Quote from: snabbott on November 30, 2008, 12:14:15 PM
Mmmm... marzipan! I'd ask for some dessert, but I haven't been admitted to the asylum. Oh, wait! That means I can go get it myself! ;D
No worries, guests are certainly allowed to ask for sweets whenever they want, that's what I'm here for.
*takes double portions of marzipan and dutch spice cookies to icarus's room*
*takes another helping of marzipan to the guest wing of the asylum and hands it to snabbot*
I must ask that you stay in the guest wing with one of the gaurdcats until you finish it though, for your safety and theirs; the patients can get a little 'excited' when it comes to suger. :P
(Posted on: November 30, 2008, 04:59:07 PM)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 13, 2008, 03:32:07 AM
Files a complaint for not having had any candy this month.
Sorry guys! I'll make sure you all get double rations this this month to make up for it.
What would you like, Gilgamesh?
1. a piece of chocolate shaped in a capital G.
2. a basket of fruit.
Then I can choose which to take first.
Quote from: Farquhar on November 29, 2008, 03:35:28 PM
Does my fellow waiter tessspoon need assistance? Can I interest anyone in some fruit or dessert. The snozberries taste like snozberries! XD
I want applesauce....that tastes like a ferret!
Quote from: tessspoon on November 30, 2008, 03:05:39 PM
Quote from: snabbott on November 30, 2008, 12:14:15 PM
Mmmm... marzipan! I'd ask for some dessert, but I haven't been admitted to the asylum. Oh, wait! That means I can go get it myself! ;D
No worries, guests are certainly allowed to ask for sweets whenever they want, that's what I'm here for.
*takes another helping of marzipan to the guest wing of the asylum and hands it to snabbot*
Wow! Thanks, Tessy! :D I'll have to visit more often! (By the way, it's snabbott)
(Posted on: December 01, 2008, 05:39:42 PM)
Quote from: PirateKingChris on December 01, 2008, 02:59:28 PM
I want applesauce....that tastes like a ferret!
Erm... Ugh! :X
OHH! Did someone say Marzipan?! I haven't had that in years! I know I'm only a guest here but can I have some too? :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 01, 2008, 12:59:42 PM
1. a piece of chocolate shaped in a capital G.
2. a basket of fruit.
*runs to the kitchen and get Gilgamesh his desserts*
Asking for fruit? That's a good sign; I'll have to mention it in my report. :D
Quote from: PirateKingChris on December 01, 2008, 02:59:28 PM
I want applesauce....that tastes like a ferret!
Umm... I don't think the kitchen has that.
*quietly adds that request to her report as well while mumbling something along the lines of 'not a good sign...'*
Quote from: snabbott on December 01, 2008, 04:41:16 PM
Wow! Thanks, Tessy! :D I'll have to visit more often!
For sure! :D
Quote from: snabbott on December 01, 2008, 04:41:16 PM
(By the way, it's snabbott)
Sorry 'bout that. :P
Quote from: Shades2585 on December 02, 2008, 08:15:28 AM
OHH! Did someone say Marzipan?! I haven't had that in years! I know I'm only a guest here but can I have some too? :D
Absolutely! *hands Shades a giant helping* ;D
Quote from: Shades2585 on December 02, 2008, 08:15:28 AM
OHH! Did someone say Marzipan?! I haven't had that in years! I know I'm only a guest here but can I have some too? :D
You should visite the Netherlands during november or the begining od december. It's in many shops. It's commen candy for sinterklaas.
I remember it when I lived in Germany. It's very good and VERY Rich! So much so that you can't eat to many without making yourself sick.
It's also where I first read the Astrix comic. I loved that series. Maybe one day I'll try to buy them all.
believe me you don't want to eat to many.3 kilo is deadly.
I'll accept applesauce that's been sat in by a ferret....or a weasel...or a toad...
Quote from: icarus on December 02, 2008, 11:06:59 AM
believe me you don't want to eat to many.3 kilo is deadly.
I know! Two maybe three that's about it.
Quote from: PirateKingChris on December 02, 2008, 12:50:10 PM
I'll accept applesauce that's been sat in by a ferret....or a weasel...or a toad...
Now that just awful my friend! :P
And besides, I don't think we can find any of the mentioned critters around these parts.... Well maybe a toad.... I could check the kitchen! ;D
go check all the spinach, sometimes a death toad is packed whit the food. :P
are stewed pears on the regular menu or are they on the monthly list? I really want some.
Well I searched high and low and found no death toads (thank the great almighty Roberta, for they sound rather nasty).... :P
Stewed pears could be arranged though! :D
J'aimerais des marrons glacés, s'il te plaît. :)
Bah :D Je voudrais beaucoup de chocolat blanc :D
Quote from: Nebel on December 15, 2008, 10:07:49 AM
Bah :D Je voudrais beaucoup de chocolat blanc :D
XD Good point. :P
Je voudrais deux plaques de chocolat blanc avec caramel. :D
That means:
I would like two slabs of white chocolate with caramel.
Puis-je avoir de trop?
Quote from: Deloria on December 15, 2008, 01:36:31 PM
Quote from: Nebel on December 15, 2008, 10:07:49 AM
Bah :D Je voudrais beaucoup de chocolat blanc :D
XD Good point. :P
Je voudrais deux plaques de chocolat blanc avec caramel. :D
Je dirais la meme chose, mais j'ai encore beaucoup de plaques de chocolat blanc avec caramel XD, donc je voudrais du chocolat noir, s'il te plait.
Oh, ce serait bien, puis-je s'il vous plaît ayez de trop?
Je pense que les internés sont si fous, qu'ils ont transformé aux francophones affamés! XD
O no, the asylum has gone France! XB
*Walks quickly searching for a place so he can escape*
The horror, the horror.
*Finds the holoroom*
Finaly nothing France.
What!
No, the France progam is on! XD
*enjoys the tour through Paris*
If you can't beat them join them. :P
Vous ne parlez pas Français? Je voudrais une croque monsieur! Et aussi beaucoup de crêpes caramel (salidou (caramel au beurre salée) :smitten:) avec de la banane! Mmmm :sweetheart:
Time to enter the kitchen again Tess.
I want to know this month's menu. :P
The waiter is in New Zealand for a month! I'll serve! *hands out rotting apples covered in soap*
Eww Yucky! XD
These would be much better I think....
*hands out fresh apples covered in caramel* :P
I hope CC doesn't mind, but I wasn't here to give out sweets for the holidays. ;)
*takes the fresh apples covered in caramel in his other hand*
Which one shall I take?
*gives farquhar the one he got from PKC*
Not that I dont like the rotten apple, but it's not like rotten tomato and stick in the mud put together. XD
Quote from: Mary Jane on November 27, 2008, 10:19:11 PM
Quote from: atec123 on November 27, 2008, 07:21:14 PM
Quote from: icarus on November 27, 2008, 09:16:19 AM
maybe tsl became less insane due too the asylum?
I find that hard to believe! :o *faints*
Lets keep it going!
Oh, and WELCOME BACK MARY JANE, are you an Asylum member? I'm not.
Pretty sure I was the original one.
I think I was there along with you!
MARY JANE COME BACK I MISS YOU
I want cake, pie and more sweet things only today. ;)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 20, 2008, 03:06:40 PMThe escape special is a pie whit a picture of an escaping patient on it.
Nothing more. ::)
except for the nailvile inside it.
And the dynamite candles. :o
Or something lik that. :P
Probably something like that, but not an actual nail file or dynamite candles, as such would be detected by the Asylum's scanners and be confiscated immediately upon entering the Asylum compound.
Quote from: PirateKingChris on October 20, 2008, 03:15:53 PM*stomps around singing the "I'm a doctor, here's my degree!" song, while holding up his socks*
*looks at socks* Nope, that won't do.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 13, 2008, 03:32:07 AMFiles a complaint for not having had any candy this month.
It must have been a complot against us.
A complaint on the Asylum Manager's birthday? You shouldn't expect that to to be handled immediately. Especially since the Asylum Manager's personal assistant had a rather hard fall with his bike that day. He was taken to the Medical Ward of the Asylum where it was discovered he had a broken shoulder and was given immediate leave of duty for eight weeks. After that several more weeks were needed to recover fully, so that is why you did not receive a reply until now.
COMPLAINT NOTED and (upon review)
INVALIDQuote from: Farquhar on November 29, 2008, 03:35:28 PMGreetings from Farquhar! Tis been ages since my last visit to this wacky place!
Does my fellow waiter tessspoon need assistance? Can I interest anyone in some fruit or dessert. The snozberries taste like snozberries! XD
Welcome back Farquhar! Do you plan on staying a while?
Quote from: tessspoon on November 30, 2008, 03:05:39 PMCC having a 'medical emergency' (aka - busy with rl and beta testing) is probably part of that :-\
All rl, and nothing to do with beta testing I'm afraid. See explanation(s) above. :-\ I'm CC's personal assistant BTW, nice to meet you.
Quote from: tessspoon on November 30, 2008, 03:05:39 PMNo worries, guests are certainly allowed to ask for sweets whenever they want, that's what I'm here for.
*CC's personal assistant steps in* Actually, that's not quite what you're here for Tess. Whilst it is not expressly forbidden by the Asylum rules to give candy to guests, given the fact they can get candy in the outside world wherever they like they should not rely on your services to get them any.
Quote from: tessspoon on December 02, 2008, 10:32:31 AMAsking for fruit? That's a good sign; I'll have to mention it in my report. :D
Please relay this information to the Medical Staff and they will put in in their report. You are not authorized to note that information in any report. Thank you for you understanding.
Quote from: tessspoon on December 02, 2008, 10:32:31 AMQuote from: PirateKingChris on December 01, 2008, 02:59:28 PMI want applesauce....that tastes like a ferret!
Umm... I don't think the kitchen has that.
*quietly adds that request to her report as well while mumbling something along the lines of 'not a good sign...'*
You're right, the kitchen has nothing tasting like that, but that's to be expected from someone who's insane so you needn't relay that to the Medical Staff either.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 09, 2008, 05:33:44 AMgo check all the spinach, sometimes a death toad is packed whit the food. :P
:o Nope, all the food that's brought in has been inspected for foreign 'ingredients' and found according to the order. Since we don't order dead toads in our spinach none are included.
Quote from: Yonkey on December 15, 2008, 08:47:46 PMJe pense que les internés sont si fous, qu'ils ont transformé aux francophones affamés! XD
Oui, totalement! *notez-ce dans les reports* *has no idea if that's grammatically sound*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on January 06, 2009, 10:31:16 AMThe waiter is in New Zealand for a month! I'll serve! *hands out rotting apples covered in soap*
*guardcats confiscate this concoction immediately*
Quote from: Farquhar on January 06, 2009, 04:13:03 PM
Eww Yucky!I hope CC doesn't mind, but I wasn't here to give out sweets for the holidays. ;)
You're in a team now with Tess.If both Tess and you are absent during a month, that's a problem. If one of you is there to handle the candy business, that's okay.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 18, 2009, 02:41:02 AMI want cake, pie and more sweet things only today. ;)
I believe you only had this month's allowance with that caramel covered apple.
Quote from: Mary Jane on November 26, 2008, 11:43:59 PMOnly four of these threads? I expected more by now.
Strangely enough... *agrees*
This post courtesy of CC's personal assistant
I hope you are feeling better CC. :o :yes:
Hey! Welcome back, CC - er, I mean CC's personal assistant! Please tell CC that I hope he is recovering well.
I hope you feel better soon. :)
That is probably the longest post I've never read. :drunk:
Quote from: Shades2585 on January 19, 2009, 02:42:37 PMI hope you are feeling better CC. :o :yes:
CC has had to step down as beta tester, due to his current lack of activity as such, because of his psychological situation, as explained in an earlier post. The physical injury of myself was (almost) completely 'repaired' the day I wrote the previous post. I was rather unable to post such long posts during my 'revalidation'.
Quote from: snabbott on January 19, 2009, 07:13:47 PMHey! Welcome back, CC - er, I mean CC's personal assistant! Please tell CC that I hope he is recovering well.
Unfortunately, there is little progress in CC's psychological condition. :-\
I have conveyed your message to him though and he seemed pleased with it, even though it is not wise to 'read' his facial expressions in his current condition because they could (have) be(en) triggered by something completely else.
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 09, 2009, 04:26:42 PMThat is probably the longest post I've never read. :drunk:
It is the style of CC himself, I have continued, to not startle the patients too much. Whether or not you read it has no consequence to your treatment. :scholar:
Quote from: Deloria on January 21, 2009, 07:58:56 AMI hope you feel better soon. :)
That would have been much appreciated, had he been in better psychological condition, since I have found in his correspondence he likes you(r messages) very much.
This post courtesy of CC's personal assistant.
It's too bad CC is never on, just his assistant.
I've gotten better. Can I not be released?
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 12, 2009, 08:01:40 PM
I've gotten better. Can I not be released?
Better?! Weren't you in solitary confinement all these years? ;P
nah, he was hiding from me so his plan to conquer the world would be save, but I have found it already and I'll tell everyone it.
The secret to conquer the world it:
chocolate cake. :P
But the cake's a lie.
The cake is not a lie! I've seen it! It's forever changed me...
It's a cruel lie! It was all an illusion. :(
It's not an illusion!
[spoiler]At the end of the game, GLaDOS has cake and puts out the candle in it. Clearly, the candle couldn't stand upright without a physical body supporting it.[/spoiler]
The spoiler contains the ending of Portal.
If I can float, so can candles. ::)
Quote from: atec123 on February 12, 2009, 06:42:28 PMIt's too bad CC is never on, just his assistant.
Personal assistant, as in someone who follows the same rules and principles as CC himself has done in all these years. In fact, the only difference I see between my posting and CC's is the (extensive) use of smileys.
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 12, 2009, 08:01:40 PMI've gotten better. Can I not be released?
A
really sane person would not state that kind of thing and then ask to get released. Just as being admitted to the Asylum is only done after extensive reviewing of ones actions as described in their posting, the way to being released is just the same. The only difference between the two is that in the foremost the posts that are being monitored are primarily outside of the Asylum (thread), and in the latter case the actions posted inside the Asylum (thread) are an issue.
Quote from: Deloria on February 24, 2009, 04:16:21 PMIf I can float, so can candles. ::)
*fiddles through papers left by CC and finds the one pertaining to these episodes*
I believe it has already been determined your floating sensations were hallucinogenic in principle and were primarily caused by taking the happy pills & injections. Since candles can't take happy pills nor injections, they cannot have a floating sensation. In any way, you can't really float (yet ;D), so neither can those candles.
This post courtesy of CC's personal assistant
could I have some toot sweets?
(see weird links thead)
Quote from: icarus on March 30, 2009, 06:49:04 AMcould I have some toot sweets?
(see weird links thead)
As personal assistant I have no jurisdiction nor the time to check out other threads in this forum so unless you were to provide a direct link to the post pertaining this information I cannot allow nor deny. Purely on principle: any kind of sweet is allowed once a month.
CC himself has asked me to relay this information, in a prolonged period of recovery, even though it was followed by another (long) relapse (of inactivity). He appreciates me stepping in for him and in reviewing my posting approves of the way I handle things. He has also shown his appreciation of the get-well wishes that have been posted in this thread.
--------interruption of post courtesy of CC's personal assistant-----------
*A (black-)robed figure appears outside the Asylum's main portal. By a wave of his hand, the large portal swings open, even though it has not been in use for several years now, as no large objects have to pass through that door anymore. Everybody (that's allowed outside of course) just uses the small door that's been fitted inside the large portal. By another wave of his hand, the routines that handle the biometric sensor which prevent unauthorized access into the Asylum are also rewritten so he can pass easily through them. As he moves through the Asylum, apparently floating above the ground, noticing the lack of activity (in his thread), the Asylum sensors record him saying 'The curse I have put on this Asylum is clearly having a positive effect, what with the Manager out of action, and the patients are nearing a catatonic state (as well).'*
--------end of interruption of post courtesy of CC's personal assistant--------
This is clearly grave news and I have no idea how to counter this curse's effects. :help:
This post (partly) courtesy of CC's personal assistant.
A curse you say?
I'm going to need some pixies and a cat!
*is handed a box full of pixies and a fluffy kitty*
*frees the pixies and orders them to work on this whole cursed thread business while he settles down to play with and cuddle the kitty*
Problem solved. :P ...as soon as the pixies figure it out... ...
XD *sits down next to Delling and plays with the kitty* :P
*captures a pixie and makes it dance*
that ain't a pixie, that's the bird from the birdcage. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2009, 02:14:14 AMthat ain't a pixie, that's the bird from the birdcage. :P
What birdcage? The Asylum is a 'cage free-zone'. There's only biometric fields now. Furthermore, I'm strongly against keeping animals in cages. Unless of course by 'cage' you mean the biometric fields, but that's still quite enough place for a bird's territory.
Quote from: Delling on April 26, 2009, 07:39:48 PMA curse you say?
I do! The Asylum's sensors also recorded 'first the Manager's staff and then the Manager, perfect, muahaha' before he vanished again by swishing his black robe.
Quote from: Deloria on April 27, 2009, 10:25:03 AMXD *sits down next to Delling and plays with the kitty* :P
I believe the Manager himself has warned you before even an Asylum kitty's teeth are razor-sharp as are his/her claws. I too advise extreme caution when 'handling ' a kitty.
Quote from: PirateKingChris on April 27, 2009, 12:38:11 PM*captures a pixie and makes it dance*
As long as it was that pixie's wish too to dance I have no objection. However, if you 'force' a pixie to dance (against its will) that's totally against Asylum regulations and confined to your own cell you are/will be.
Quote from: Delling on April 26, 2009, 07:39:48 PMProblem solved. :P ...as soon as the pixies figure it out... ...
Please keep me informed on the pixies' progress. I was thinking about fleeing my post since curses were not in the job description. The Manager's condition seems to be improving since the arrival of the pixies. Once they can lift the curse I'm he might be resuming his normal routine. Whether that might mean the reappearance of the rest of the Staff is another matter, but we can only hope. At least this means...
...reply drafted by the Manager but refined and posted by the Manager's personal assistant.(Posted on: May 05, 2009, 12:03:53 AM)
I have been notified by the Asylum's therapeutic staff the (use of) machine that was used until now to deliver EST has recently been banned in the area the Asylum is located in. Henceforth, the building contractor currently constructing the fifth floor (if it'll ever get completed, what with the current state of the economy, even here) has been notified and been instructed to install a newer version and will henceforth be referred to as E
CT. Just one letter difference, but a serious improvement, according to studies. An 80% recovery-rate is currently predicted. Rest assured though, as was the case with EST, ECT will still only be used as a last resort. :scholar:
*enters a room and sits down at a large table*
*five pixies fly in and seat themselves at pixie sized desks around the table*
How goes the decursing effort?
Pixie#1: The thread remains inactive despite our best efforts to restore a sense of playfulness... *was accused of being a bird*
Pixie#2: Actual attempts at removing the curse are ongoing: I'll direct you to our Director of Fairy Dust Efforts, Wand Minister, and Research Director.
DFDE: Fairy dust consumption continues to rise with no sign of a break in the curse but an increasingly thick layer of fairy dust throughout the asylum.
WM: Wands armed with appropriate counter-curses, blessings, and enchantments are continually checked out, used up, and recharged. No visible changes yet... we need better research on what we're dealing with. *glares at research director*
RD: WHAT!? We're doing the best we can...
Delling: ...excuse me, research director... are you part imp?
RD (offended): *puffing himself up* HALF-imps such as myself are naturally gifted in curses... would you want just any pixie researching your curse?
Delling: Well, no... but imps of any degree are given over to making mischief as well... I think I have found a problem in our general approach to the problem of the curse... I think, at least temporarily, I'll assign you to playing with the inmates uh... patients... and reassign Pixie#1 to your job, any objections?
Pixie#1/New RD (happy to be free of accusations of being a bird): None here! :D
1/2-Imp (grumbling): Fine...
All right, hopefully, the pixies will have better luck now... :P
*grabs the 1/2 imp and huggles it* :D
Quote from: tessspoon on June 21, 2009, 02:51:08 PM*grabs the 1/2 imp and huggles it* :D
[grumbles]might as well take over the Comfort Counsellor's job since she seems to have gone AWOL[/grumbles]
* looks around and sees only emptiness and dust *
whoa, long time not been here.
Time to check if the food is rotten. :P
Rest assured food hygiene has not gone slacking, even with the current state of the Asylum. You won't find any rotten food. :scholar:
It seems all this pixie dust isn't doing a 'thang'. *orders cleaning staff to pile up the pixie dust in a confined space*
Would you like something from the kitchen? *looks expectedly* *slaps self*
/me wonders how many sweets we're 'behind'.
Quote from: PirateKingChris on April 27, 2009, 12:38:11 PM
*captures a pixie and makes it dance*
GAH! How can you do that?! Haven't you read
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets?! Pixies are destructive demons!
Only the Cornish ones. *points to the top of page 79* XD
Did you know this thread has been going on over three years now?
That's what happens, when members of the BCS start casting spells on this place and its patients. :-\
They even cast spells at there own? .......
*is excited that the next floor is imminent*
*notices that he has missed out on much chocolate over the last months :(*
nagl-shplart... it just seemed like something crazy was required for a post in the asylum...
scratches nails on the (missing) floor...
Need chocolats..... Need candies...
*rolls in candy trolley all by himself, with all the Staff still in a fairly catatonic state due to the spells/curses* :-\
Here you go, take whatever you want. If there's anything missing on the trolley, just name it. Your request will be picked up by Asylum mikes and kitchen personnel will have it brought to you asap.
Casting spells on their own? You mean we have a member of the BCS as a patient? :o
Quote from: copycat on November 13, 2009, 03:33:14 PM
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Casting spells on their own? You mean we have a member of the BCS as a patient? :o
you mean you didn't know there are members of the BCS as patients? :!Oops:
Whooooooaaaaaaaa... :o
Time to seach for the hole in the wall again
*asks stick in the mud where rotten tomato is so rotten tomato can tell him where a talking stone is, so the talking stone can tell him where.........*
Quote from: icarus on November 17, 2009, 03:45:11 AMyou mean you didn't know there are members of the BCS as patients? :!Oops:
Multiple patients even? *makes sure the dosage of drugs the patients that are awake get every day make sure they can't remember their mission if they are members of the BCS* *Also makes sure the patients that appear to be unresponsive are actually unresponsive* :pokerface:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2009, 05:19:09 AMTime to seach for the hole in the wall again
*asks stick in the mud where rotten tomato is so rotten tomato can tell him where a talking stone is, so the talking stone can tell him where.........*
Sweet dreams, Gilgamesh, dreaming you're actually in KQ6. :D
Could we have a kq6 program in the holo room?
I see no reason to deny this request. The program will be ready instantly (i have a kick-ass programming team ;D). :pleased:
climbs the cliffs of logic in the holo room. Not knowing if I would fall whit his own logic.