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Title: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on February 11, 2004, 06:01:31 AM
I think Storms insane but she doesnt show it cos shes embarassed by it :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on February 11, 2004, 11:22:44 AM
Quite the contrary -
Around here, it's sanity that's embarrassing  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on February 13, 2004, 05:16:30 PM
lol! totally agree :D

but since we are open minded nice cool ppl... we admit the everyone, its just a matter of time they turn into the dark side :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: uselessidguy331 on February 13, 2004, 07:26:57 PM
The dark side...dun dun dun
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on February 13, 2004, 08:37:01 PM
lol! totally agree :D

but since we are open minded nice cool ppl... we admit the everyone, its just a matter of time they turn into the dark side :D

NEVER! NEVER!!  :o
You will not corrupt me! I will never join your evil cause! I'll fight you till my final breath! And you're not my father!!!!  :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Oldbushie on February 13, 2004, 10:24:26 PM
Say is... my long lost older sister! :o
*hugs his long lost sister* :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on February 14, 2004, 03:31:49 AM
Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on February 14, 2004, 06:44:52 AM
That's why you fit in so nicely here  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on February 15, 2004, 03:55:07 AM
Yes, i fit in nicely dont i ;D, thanks for the complement :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on February 15, 2004, 08:05:31 AM
Compliment? ah, Ok :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on February 18, 2004, 10:33:12 AM
lol what the hell is all this relating stuff!! lol and wtf long old sister? bushie wth! *bitches* did you just called me old?!?! *goes paranoid* lol :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Oldbushie on February 18, 2004, 12:12:05 PM
lol what the hell is all this relating stuff!! lol and wtf long old sister? bushie wth! *b***hes* did you just called me old?!?! *goes paranoid* lol :P
LOL! Nah, you're just the long lost sister that is 2 years older than me. ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 16, 2004, 02:26:42 AM
Seeing that i have now left the Asylum for being sane ;), i decided that i would donate a new wing to the Asylum allowing more space ;D

Hope you like it Copycat :D, and anyone can visit there friends that are in the aslum ;B

So far the ppl in the asylum are MangoMercury and Pindarus :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 02:52:44 AM
hmmmm.... a new wing if someone left, doesn't that mean there is more space ; ) ....anyway, where is the visitor area? I'd like to have a nice comfortable couch there ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 02:55:51 AM
Mmm.. nice :P


great idea racx :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 16, 2004, 02:56:07 AM
there already is a couch just down that hallway ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 03:02:03 AM
ahhh thnx!!

*sits on the couch*

*looks around*

Hé!! where are the insane people!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 03:02:52 AM
Im not insane enough, so fine, I'll stay out  :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 16, 2004, 03:05:17 AM
your allowed in Say cos ur a visitor ;-D, oh and B'rrr is in G3 :suffer:, he wandered into the room ;D, he must be insane
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 03:08:02 AM
Im not a visitor, I r an owners :P but its ok you can build in the kq9 area, its free ;-D


In fact, as an owner, let me give this place a contribution from meh :P

It shall be.... sticky! :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 16, 2004, 03:10:36 AM
ooooooooo its sticky !!!, yay we sticky :suffer:, you hear that Copycat ???, we are sticky ;D

Thanks Say ;D, you are welcome to enter anytime you wish ;)

Oh and if you want you make take B'rrr out of his cell ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 03:11:23 AM
Waaa....at??

*turns around*

but... you said... that.... whaa...

*runs to the visitors area*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 03:13:02 AM
lol, I can take him, kidnap him, ;P its the same :D


k k thanks for the tip ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 03:15:25 AM
btw, what is Brr's mental disease?

let's overview here what we know of each other around, we have mango with the split personality, storm the psycho nurse, bob is the doctor, jeysie did you had a mental disease?? I cant recall yours racx or bushie (but I think you did mention them already) Neil is passive aggresive and Im maniac depressive...  :P


mmm, what a lovely pic, so what was yours again? and what is Brr's? and Pindarus? :P we need to fill in the new wackos in town ;P

Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 16, 2004, 03:16:17 AM
you know technically copycat is no longer the owner of the Asylum :suffer:, yay i own it now :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Cez on March 16, 2004, 03:16:31 AM
WHat's mine?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 03:18:39 AM
you are the fuking weirdo that farts on everyone's face, thats your mental disease, im gonna call you stinky :)


Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 03:20:22 AM
I guess you got things mixed up, I'm not even in the insane poll (and neither where trying to) ...I'm just a spectator, love those shows ; )

*puppy eyes*

so... please get me out of this cell!

*winks*

Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Cez on March 16, 2004, 03:21:10 AM
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *farts* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *farts* eeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *farts*

:P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 16, 2004, 03:21:19 AM
I have three ppl living in my body ;D, one named Jayson, the other named Racx_00 and the other named Jason which is the real me ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 03:23:51 AM
no rob you are not leaving the asylum till you get a mental disease :P, and afterwards you would be like too wacko to go out ;P


so lesseeee we need a mental disease for you, lets wait for bob to give out his deep comments on the matter :P


ANDWTFSTINKY, stop farting wtf, I wanna grow old not die intoxicated with deadly gas
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 16, 2004, 03:26:13 AM
O im also just plane insane ;-D

I dont think ill be able to run this new asylum :-\, maybe copycat will have to take over when he comes back ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 16, 2004, 03:31:51 AM
Say put him in Cell Z99 its the furthest cell from the front desk and visitors area ;), also stink proof so it only keeps farts in the room ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 03:46:58 AM
Well if you'll be here I guess I have no problem staying here...

*huggles* :)
Im not going anywhere :P


Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 03:48:42 AM
 ;] ;] ...would you close the door ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 03:52:08 AM
;] ;] ...would you close the door ; )

OMGOMGOMG
*locks* ;P

Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 03:55:30 AM
....it is sound proof isn't it  ;]  

 

...or ....or ...otherwise someone could hear what we are ....Saying ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 03:58:41 AM
LOL, I dont know ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on March 16, 2004, 05:07:30 AM
jeysie did you had a mental disease?? I cant recall yours racx or bushie (but I think you did mention them already)

I said I was clinically depressed and had a demented sense of humor, but CC never gave me an official evaluation! Of course, CC can't be trusted to give me a non-biased evaluation, so uh...

And geez. Somebody call a nutritionist and gastroenterologist for Cesar. The poor fellow obviously has some digestive tract issues.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: etgadsby on March 16, 2004, 07:55:57 AM
Check me in for being excessively morbid (then again that my be pragmatic) …

*Starts singing songs from Sweeny Todd*

Is there a room available, and can I have my shock therapy at after lunch?


Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: mfortunato on March 16, 2004, 10:20:56 AM
Are there any said doctors in this asylum.  So far, I've counted a number of insane individuals (and one with a gastro intestinal problem - shouldn't he be transferred to a regular hospital - how is he mentally insane).  But it seems very Sweeney Todd to me.  If you all break out into "City On Fire" I'm running away screaming (but then I'd be mistaken for one of the crazees - hmmmm....perhaps I will just hide in a dark corner while you burn the city down).

WHERE ARE THE DOCTORS IN THIS PLACE?!?!?!?

And what is my mental condition that I am here in the first place?  How did I get here?  I do not recall entering this building......
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on March 16, 2004, 11:50:08 AM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: etgadsby on March 16, 2004, 12:18:31 PM
We don’t need no stinking doctors! We’ll sing “City On Fire” on our own, only ever met one Dr. who could hold a tune…
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Oldbushie on March 16, 2004, 04:50:01 PM
let's overview here what we know of each other around, we have mango with the split personality, storm the psycho nurse, bob is the doctor, jeysie did you had a mental disease?? I cant recall yours racx or bushie (but I think you did mention them already)

My mental disease is that my brain is quantum, it only partially exists. Sometimes it is fully there, sometimes it is gone completely, and sometimes it is in an in-between state.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on March 16, 2004, 04:54:08 PM
Check me in for being excessively morbid (then again that my be pragmatic) ?

So are you an evil morbid, or just, like, a Goth or cynic sort of morbid? The Diva of Death is always looking for fellow cynics, but I'm not really big on the out-and-out evil types. ;)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: etgadsby on March 16, 2004, 07:50:14 PM
I’m really quite normal on the outside; cynical is a good description.  

The only thing is that I have moments of “morbid whimsy”… for example living in a haunted house sounds like a hoot to me and Poe would have been an excellent boyhood friend!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 17, 2004, 02:46:37 AM
Well the Asylum doctor is Copycat ;D, but he hasnt been here recently :-\, so everyone has started running free ;B, and the guards were his cat companions but they have also cleared out :suffer:, so we are in trouble XB

Say and B'rrr you are in the special non-sound proof room ;P, so every1 can hear you 2 but thankfully you have a room now ;P :suffer:

O and we are excepting new patients :D, if u believe u are a bit insane i will do an official evaluation on u and if i believe u belong here then i'll let u know !!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 17, 2004, 02:59:03 AM
Say and B'rrr you are in the special non-sound proof room ;P, so every1 can hear you 2 but thankfully you have a room now ;P :suffer:

oops  ;] ;] ;] ...hahaha, luckily nothing has been set or done, ....but thanks for the warning ; ) ...guess even if we have a room there still isn't any privacy ; /

btw. CC was around here yesterday, but he hasn't checked in at this thread yet... you don't think he would boycott the new asylum, do you ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 17, 2004, 03:00:25 AM
If Copycat does then the Asylum may have to be closed down :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 17, 2004, 03:07:31 AM
My best guess is that he was busy with paperwork and stuff. He would never leave his patients. Well we'll wait, but he has to get here ASAP cuz things are getting out of hand pretty soon I'll guess!

...none would stay here voluntarily, ...although the rooms are pretty nice ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 17, 2004, 03:16:41 AM
I have locked everyone in so at the moment no one will be getting out except for me cos i have the computer that controls the locks :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 17, 2004, 03:24:09 AM
...hmmm, but Say still has a key ; ) ...so I could leave any time (if she let me)

..but I like the room and company for now ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 17, 2004, 03:28:24 AM
yes but i could cut out the power and seeing that the doors are electronic then what would you do :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 17, 2004, 03:31:10 AM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 17, 2004, 03:33:07 AM
i didnt install one so you cant :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 17, 2004, 06:42:31 AM
*coughs* excuse meh little jason, and jayson lol


I own these places and I can lock even YOU out of the asylum, so I can lock it and noone can come in but meh :P lol bwahahaha so, erm freedom to everyone the only locked up one is cesar cuz he farts and he is stinky but everyone can run free around here :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 17, 2004, 11:09:09 AM
WHOA

*struts in*

I never noticed this place before because I'M NOT INSANE!

I'm going to go outside in the fresh air because I'm sane :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 17, 2004, 12:58:16 PM
I believe you Mango *coughcough* excuse me.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 17, 2004, 02:23:37 PM
*throws cough sweets at Pindarus*

You sound like you need them ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on March 17, 2004, 02:53:36 PM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on March 17, 2004, 03:09:25 PM
I said I was clinically depressed and had a demented sense of humor, but CC never gave me an official evaluation! Of course, CC can't be trusted to give me a non-biased evaluation, so uh...
Excuse me, but I never let my work interfere with my personal life.
Clinically depressed is no reason to be in a mental institution, you just need to see a psychiatrist for that, that can be accomplished in the normal world. A demented sense of humor is more dangerous, so I guess I'll have to admit you to the new KQ IX-asylum too.
BTW, racx_00, I am glad to take over the Manager position from you.

Okay, ORDER IN MY ASYLUM PLEASE![/size]
My cat team has not deserted me, as you have witnessed in the previous post, it is still around here. Say is obviously delusional because she thinks she's fugly, so I'm sorry Say, but I'm going to have to take your priviliges away, doctor's orders.

I'm going to go outside in the fresh air because I'm sane :)
Ofcourse you can go outside in the fresh air for a bit of time. Since our Asylum just got bigger, we now also have a garden on the inside of our Asylum.

Next visit will be in two days.
The doctor has left the compound.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 17, 2004, 03:33:37 PM
Thanks, Mango I needed these. *coughlieCough* aww they didn't work. Sorry.  :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 17, 2004, 03:34:58 PM
Quote
Gary Coleman
What you talkin bout Willis
End Quote
No cat can resist catnip
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 17, 2004, 05:04:04 PM
yay bob is here :D


you're all screwed cuz ya must cuz the doctor is in tha house
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 18, 2004, 01:58:26 AM
I want a METAL spoon, CC.  Not a plastic spoon.  They splinter and cut my mouth :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on March 18, 2004, 02:15:24 AM
Clinically depressed is no reason to be in a mental institution, you just need to see a psychiatrist for that, that can be accomplished in the normal world. A demented sense of humor is more dangerous, so I guess I'll have to admit you to the new KQ IX-asylum too.

Drat. I like having a demented sense of humor (plus I've had one my whole life), so I suspect I'll be in here for a while.

/me sits and concocts website code on a random laptop to pass the time.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 18, 2004, 05:05:41 AM
yay bob is here :D


you're all screwed cuz ya must cuz the doctor is in tha house
Say you cant say much cos u belong in AA1, you mentally insane person you :P

And you cant let everyone out of the asylum cos ur locked in one of the rooms with B'rrr, and i cut off the power so the doors are jammed closed ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 18, 2004, 05:09:47 AM
....I guess CC will fix that anytime, ...besides, he knows I'm sane, so he'll probably let me out, though I might come back (as a visitor) to visit Say from time to time ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 18, 2004, 05:21:01 AM
Yes, you may go but Say is very insane and she must stay :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 18, 2004, 05:55:36 AM
well that makes me feel freaking better im not wanted outside neither inside :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 18, 2004, 05:58:35 AM
well actually you are wanted inside, cuz you'll have to stay here unfortunate ; ( ...but I rather take you outside with me  ...perhaps in the future ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 18, 2004, 09:06:39 AM
Anyone wanna free the mango, hello?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on March 18, 2004, 09:15:08 AM
OK, heres the plan. Ill give one of you a metal spoon that you can make into a digging tool so you can begin to chip away the worn stone surrounding the ventilation shaft. One of you needs to make paper mache head replicas for everyone whos trying to escape so you can fool the guards into thinking your all asleep. Another one of you needs to make life vests from whatever materials you can find so you can float out into the open sea when you escape through the ventilation duct. Hows that sound? Dont worry, its a fool proof plan, so even you guys can do it.  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: etgadsby on March 18, 2004, 10:55:00 AM
Excuse me? Even us? We’re highly trained lunatics.  This kind of professionalism costs serious money!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: mfortunato on March 18, 2004, 01:29:04 PM
OK, heres the plan. Ill give one of you a metal spoon that you can make into a digging tool so you can begin to chip away the worn stone surrounding the ventilation shaft. One of you needs to make paper mache head replicas for everyone whos trying to escape so you can fool the guards into thinking your all asleep. Another one of you needs to make life vests from whatever materials you can find so you can float out into the open sea when you escape through the ventilation duct. Hows that sound? Dont worry, its a fool proof plan, so even you guys can do it.  ;D

Someone saw the MythBusters escape from Alcatraz episode, didn't they?

I can handle making the heads (I've done it before for shows - just ask Katie, she's seen the head I made of Amy).  I'll need help with the life jacket boat, however.  And we can only fit 3 people in one boat, otherwise it will be too heavy.

So I'll need help making more than one boat.  I'm in for the plan.  I'm done with this asylum/prison.  I didn't sign up for this.  I still don't even know how I got here.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 18, 2004, 03:22:45 PM
Can I request earplugs, please?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 18, 2004, 03:36:11 PM
I could sell you some (multi-)functional tighters. they are made for noses but might be suited for ears too...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on March 18, 2004, 11:21:46 PM
Quote
Someone saw the MythBusters escape from Alcatraz episode, didn't they?
Well, actually, yeah.... just last saturday night...  :-X
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 19, 2004, 01:36:49 AM
Money?  Oh no, don't have any of that.  CC thinks I'll lodge it into the wall.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 19, 2004, 01:43:09 AM
...well perhaps a trade? ...some tighters for a mango?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on March 19, 2004, 09:44:39 AM
I dont think CC would let her keep mangos... they could be dangerous in the hands of the mentally insane  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 19, 2004, 10:19:04 AM
I own the Mango Minions though!  I'm not mentally insane, either.  I wish people'd realise that :O
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on March 19, 2004, 04:31:18 PM
....I guess CC will fix that anytime, ...besides, he knows I'm sane, so he'll probably let me out, though I might come back (as a visitor) to visit Say from time to time ; )
A cat repair-team is on the job as I speak.
BTW, The doctor is IN the compound.

Money?  Oh no, don't have any of that.  CC thinks I'll lodge it into the wall.
Besides, who needs money when they've got food and shelter?

I'm not mentally insane, either.  I wish people'd realise that :O
Still in denial... :-\
/me sighs
Surely MangoMercury must be the one controlling the Mango Minions, no?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 20, 2004, 09:29:37 AM
i take that back Mango is sane
*wink wink
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 20, 2004, 09:31:20 AM
Yes.  Yes I am.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 20, 2004, 09:35:14 AM
*mango doesnt know that Jason was being sarcastic :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 20, 2004, 09:45:57 AM
I can seriously admit without selecting that text with the mouse I would have been completly unable to read it... lol
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 20, 2004, 09:48:51 AM
yes but mango wont try that :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on March 20, 2004, 02:02:13 PM
*teleports, threatens Slyr, rescues the Mango Minions, and brings them all back to her cell before CC comes back*
The doctor is IN
You sneaky girl. What are you doing hiding all those Mango Minions under your bed? Don't think I haven't noticed...

I think we should lock Mango up and throw away the key ;D, what do you think copycat ???
That goes against everything I believe in, so no.

I can seriously admit without selecting that text with the mouse I would have been completly unable to read it... lol
It wasn't that hard to read. ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 20, 2004, 06:36:16 PM
Well then if you dont think we should lock her away then stop her from escaping ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 21, 2004, 01:16:29 AM
Awww, c'mon CC...  I need my friends...  They're nice, and I was lonely :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: DragonSlyr on March 21, 2004, 08:30:22 AM
No you'll get ideas with them...how about we send a few dragons to keep you company?

Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on March 21, 2004, 08:33:43 AM
Awww, c'mon CC...  I need my friends...  They're nice, and I was lonely :(

Awwww  <3 *visits Mango and waves through the bulletproof glass*  :)

 ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: DragonSlyr on March 21, 2004, 08:34:39 AM
Sends dog guards to stop Yonkey from handing mango files....
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 21, 2004, 09:16:13 AM
hee!! aren't you crazy too? ...how come you are able to send guard dogs??
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 21, 2004, 09:58:17 AM
:D

*turns on music*

la la laa laaaa laaaaaa

hey mama, this that sh*t that make you move, mama!!
get on the floor and move your booty moma!!
we the blast masters blastin' up the jamma!!

*dances*

cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty!
shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and..

hey shorty, I know you wanna party!
the way your body look realli make me feel nauuughty!!

cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty
shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and..

hey shorty, I know you wanna party
the way your body look realli make me feel nauuughty!!

*keeps on dancing*

:D !!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 21, 2004, 10:02:34 AM
<sigh> ...a pity :'( :'( ...such a pwetty and intelligent girl, so young... and already totally insane  :'(

....hahaha ; )

*joins dance ...uh-oh... not again (at least there are no trees here ; )*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 21, 2004, 10:06:33 AM
woohooo, shake it secsay! :D!

*turns up volume*

hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama!!
hey! get on the floor and move your booty mama!!
yaw! we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma!!

hey! so shake your bambama, come on now mama
hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama!!
hey! get on the floor and move your booty mama
yaw! we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma

la laa laaa laa laaaa

hahah wooo, parteh at the asylum! :D!!

*keeps on dancing with rob* :D ;-D

Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 21, 2004, 10:19:19 AM
HIYA YONKEY! *waves*  <3 <3
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on March 21, 2004, 11:28:37 AM
LOL! Hey Mangoooooooooo! :P  ;D!

hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama!!
hey! get on the floor and move your booty mama!!
yaw! we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!  !!!

/me dances to the music from the other side of the glass (even though the room is soundproof)  XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Oldbushie on March 21, 2004, 12:30:22 PM
*thinks Yonkey is crazy cuz he is dancing to what he can't hear* XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on March 21, 2004, 03:02:00 PM
zzzzzzz.
/me suddenly wakes up, startled.
Dang, I fell asleep while I was still in my office.
/me turns on Say's music in all cells.

Sends dog guards to stop Yonkey from handing mango files....
Where did you get those dogs? >:(
/me's guard cats patrolling through the complex start hissing and clawing as they see the guard dogs approaching.
I'm warning you, get those dogs out of here or they'll be shred to pieces by my guard cats.

The doctor is OUT.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 22, 2004, 02:58:46 AM
*cuts a hole in the wall of his cell and sneaks into Says and B'rrrs
*dances to the music also

Yay turn it up louder Say !!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 22, 2004, 03:04:53 AM
*looks suprised*

huh? ...what?? ....whaaa!! ...what are you doing here, sneaking up at us?? ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 22, 2004, 03:06:40 AM
Im aloud to sneak up on ya if i want so ;P, anywayz while im here i have to find out how you like ur room ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 22, 2004, 03:17:07 AM
Well the room is ok, but the company is wayyy better (at least the female ; ) .... I wish I had some more privacy though ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 22, 2004, 03:20:44 AM
ok well just remember that the camera records all ;) :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 22, 2004, 03:31:05 AM
yeahh but CC is very discrete.... or so I hope ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 22, 2004, 03:36:28 AM
i cant tell you what else is in this room ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 22, 2004, 09:19:24 AM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on March 22, 2004, 12:06:12 PM
lol, why does everyone think I was holding files? ;D  Those were my math notes for the exam I have next week. :X  

Enjoy!  ;B
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 22, 2004, 01:29:36 PM
LOL, hey... I read that!  :P

wtf camera and stuff, not my stuff sorry lol :P

yesterday I was into
Black eyed peas - hey mama.mp3

today Im completly attached to
Nickelback - Someday.mp3

Im kinda sad :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 22, 2004, 04:35:33 PM
So.... it seems that the general populace thinks I'm crazy and in here so I'll do what I do best.
*runs around kicking open all doors*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 22, 2004, 10:03:42 PM
omg no to violence! have a cookie *tosses cookieh*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 23, 2004, 12:00:44 AM
Pindarus is still dillusional :-\, Copycat what do you think we should do ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 23, 2004, 07:12:44 AM
Give him rainbow cookies :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 23, 2004, 09:50:19 AM
I think we should lock him away with cesar ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on March 23, 2004, 12:23:06 PM
Worship me! I have conquered Microsoft Word's Mail Merge for Labels function! I am the File Clerk Goddess! MUAHAHAHAHA...

...ha... (cough) (whimper)

...um, I'll just go back to my cell now.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Oldbushie on March 23, 2004, 02:05:33 PM
I really don't use that function myself, didn't know about it until I took a test that determined my computer savvyness for a temp agency. ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 23, 2004, 02:40:37 PM
Roberta, I finally figured out a fool proof escape method, but I'll need a mango minion
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on March 23, 2004, 03:33:20 PM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 23, 2004, 04:40:54 PM
I'm just waiting for Roberta's consent, then its on MAMMAJAMMAS I'm bustin out.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: KatieHal on March 24, 2004, 02:10:36 PM
*sees Mango's new avatar

OH. MY. GOD.


Doctor!! They need more help, it's only getting worse!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on March 24, 2004, 02:21:36 PM
LOL!  ;D

I'm still waiting for the real Roberta Williams to step into these forums and freak out.  XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Oldbushie on March 24, 2004, 02:28:16 PM
Maybe she will, once the game is done. ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 25, 2004, 01:46:34 AM
i would like to see the both of them fight :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 25, 2004, 01:49:15 AM
no to violence, I love roberta but I lub mango girl to, so Im completly biased toward mangoeh girl, even if shes insane :D hahaha, noone hurtz mango or will have it coming with meh :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 25, 2004, 01:52:02 AM
...  I'm not gonna fight myself.  That's only end up me winning and losing.  I lub you too, Say :D  Even though I'm not insane, but thanks!

Pindarus/Guest/what-the-heck-should-I-call-you, you have my every consent to help yourself to a Mango Minion.

*whilst CC is out, annoyingly RPs and turns arms into shovels, breaks the security camera, digs a tunnel through the floor to the other side, lets a Mango Minion out and then covers up the hole with the padded stuff so NOBODY KNOWS.  Well, CC doesn't know*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 25, 2004, 01:52:09 AM
i would like to see them fight for the name Roberta :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 25, 2004, 01:54:02 AM
As I said, I'm not fighting myself for my own name.  Sorry.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 25, 2004, 01:56:28 AM
remember when CC aint around im at the Asylum ;), and you escaping was just a dream ;B
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 25, 2004, 02:02:18 AM
Nope.  I escaped :3
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 25, 2004, 02:07:40 AM
no you didnt cos the camera still works and ur still here ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 25, 2004, 10:28:49 AM
nope.  It really happened.

Oh and racx you smell :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 25, 2004, 01:54:53 PM
LOL, meanieh mango :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 25, 2004, 02:34:49 PM
Well, everyone smells...  Unless you don't got a nose.  silly.  What did YOU think I meant, Say? ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 25, 2004, 03:02:08 PM
thanks for the consent. As soon as Racx and CC are gone, wer'e out of here.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 25, 2004, 03:10:07 PM
omg pindarus you are pindarus again :D

*happeh dances* :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 25, 2004, 03:11:05 PM
I had a brief identitiy crisis  ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 25, 2004, 03:13:57 PM
its ok to go insane but not like that!

I missed you!! :( lol
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 25, 2004, 05:43:48 PM
Now that CCs gone I can put my plan in action.
First, I send the Mango minion to go die at the claws of the cats.
Now that they are excited and violent, I throw my many self created stuffed dogs at them.
While they are distracted tearing apart the dogs, all the patients and I run as fast as we can and escape.
I love it when a plan comes together.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 26, 2004, 02:22:33 AM
I am always here so beware ;P, and the rooms are sealed with metal walls so just think about the fact that you cant dig out ;B

If you really wanna get out think about something that doesnt involving digging out ;P!

BTW Pindarus i thought you wanted to be in the Asylum ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 26, 2004, 05:04:36 AM
Don't make me hit you B'rrr :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 26, 2004, 05:08:08 AM
Blue
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 26, 2004, 05:10:35 AM
why did u make ur clothes red ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 26, 2004, 05:15:08 AM
*disspels dummy-b'rrr-X7686*

*the person in red that racx sees disappears*

...it wasn't me, it was only one of my illusions, sorry ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 26, 2004, 05:18:37 AM
why are you wearing blue then :-\, and why are you standing in that corner ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 26, 2004, 05:22:46 AM
huh??

*looks around*

what corner?? I'm in a round room!! ...never mind....
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 26, 2004, 07:59:39 AM
so you are dillusional now :-\, whats happening to you B'rrr ;P ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 26, 2004, 11:32:34 AM
DIE?!  Oh, it won't die ;)  It'll be fine....  But in any case, take one of the unwinged one...  I'm kinda partial to the winged ones.  Welcome back to being Pindarus, though!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on March 26, 2004, 04:53:15 PM
Doctor!! They need more help, it's only getting worse!!
It seems my therapy so far has been unsuccessful. The only option I have left is electrotherapy.

*whilst CC is out, annoyingly RPs and turns arms into shovels, breaks the security camera, digs a tunnel through the floor to the other side, lets a Mango Minion out and then covers up the hole with the padded stuff so NOBODY KNOWS.  Well, CC doesn't know*
You silly girl, the camera you smashed was only a decoy. The real camera is hidden in the walls, you'll never be able to find it.

Now that CCs gone I can put my plan in action.
First, I send the Mango minion to go die at the claws of the cats.
Now that they are excited and violent, I throw my many self created stuffed dogs at them.
While they are distracted tearing apart the dogs, all the patients and I run as fast as we can and escape.
I love it when a plan comes together.
Okay, part one is feasible, my cats will kill a Mango Minion.
Part two: do you really think my cats are stupid they can't make the distinction between a stuffed dog and a real one?
Part three: you can run all you want in your cell, but that doesn't mean you can escape.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 26, 2004, 08:55:32 PM
I think its about time that i called in my Zombies from Hell ;)

*Zombies from the flames of hell rise through the earth and start guarding the cells with the cats ;D

Together we can help the patients Copycat ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 28, 2004, 01:21:56 AM
Who's team am i on ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 28, 2004, 10:14:49 AM
The bad guys. grrrr >:(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 28, 2004, 11:45:00 AM
lol Bob wtf, put on some order here, or do ya need help? :P aka, THE GLOBAL MODERATOR HELP :P lol ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 28, 2004, 07:44:24 PM
Hmmmm... Say chimes in  and the thread goes silent for 8 hours.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on March 28, 2004, 08:15:18 PM
Welp, nobody wants to offend the GLOBAL MOD!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 28, 2004, 08:23:23 PM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 28, 2004, 08:25:51 PM
*Optimus escapes from the asylum*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 28, 2004, 08:27:30 PM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 28, 2004, 08:50:28 PM
Welp, nobody wants to offend the GLOBAL MOD!
Why not?


EBIL EDIT SAY'S STYLE-> CUZ YOU FREAKING SHOULDNT THATS WHY ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 28, 2004, 08:54:17 PM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 28, 2004, 08:56:19 PM
When did she do that? *says in a comforting voice*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 28, 2004, 08:58:09 PM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 28, 2004, 09:13:47 PM
you boys complain too much! :P

you lub me, period, thats all there is to it :D
and yeah, I need to help the doctor keep the calm here, so... sorry but the doctor here has the final voice so behave or behave... :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 28, 2004, 09:15:48 PM
I wasnt doing anything wrong ;D, hes the one trying to escape ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 28, 2004, 09:20:17 PM
I shall complain until I achieve freedom.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 28, 2004, 09:21:26 PM
Wait a minute. Don't you have to have someone who has your power of attorney to sign you in to someplace like this. I never had that happen. Youv'e got me here illegally.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 28, 2004, 09:21:45 PM
You wont get freedom until i die ;P, and im 15 so im younger than you which means you'll die in that cell :P :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 28, 2004, 09:22:03 PM
*sigh*

then you're going to b**** forever lol :P

DONT YOU KNOW ONCE INSANE ALWAYS INSANE?! you cant scape... :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 28, 2004, 09:24:57 PM
Im not insane anymore so that must be wrong :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 28, 2004, 11:14:01 PM
...heyy Say, could you pass me some of your mega-editing powers?? ...so I could edit someone else's posts too?? *winkz*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 30, 2004, 05:03:49 AM
why is that?

hee... did you noticed that the Asylum is quite sane right now ; ) ....I mean I haven't seen a mpd or any other disorder in a long long time.... and I haven't seen CC neither....
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 30, 2004, 05:08:51 AM
I think the Asylum is closing :'(

Anywayz im upset cos i gotta do a 250 piece of writing explaining how im goning to get information for my assignment :-\, but unfortunately i can only get 100 words :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 30, 2004, 05:14:01 AM
yeahhh.... <sigh> if the asylum doesn't get some wacko's really soon, it might go bankrupt  :'(

...what is your assignment about??
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 30, 2004, 05:15:13 AM
English communication :-\ :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on March 30, 2004, 06:02:23 AM
and I haven't seen CC neither....

CC's only able to post on weekends, for the most part, so he's not around much during the week.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 30, 2004, 06:11:18 AM
Well he needs to know that the Asylum is closing :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 30, 2004, 06:17:05 AM
hmmm... he might disagree with it... besides, if the poll turns out 'well' you might be a patient here and that means the asylum is back in business ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 30, 2004, 06:20:23 AM
Your a patient there B'rrr ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 30, 2004, 06:29:27 AM
don't you mean here?? ; ) ...besides i'm not a patient!! ...CC released me after the misunderstanding at page 1 and 2. I'm just here to visit Say, cuz she is admitted ; (
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 30, 2004, 08:01:36 AM
hey, the doctor is currently busy and werent you supposed to help him jason!? :P wtf GO DO YOUR JOB THEN lol :D

and the asylum is not closing, OMG YOU ARE GOING DELUSIONAL OMG OMG  :-X
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on March 30, 2004, 04:40:38 PM
*looks around KQ9 forum* Wow... the old Asylum is still here since I was here a long time ago... I wonder how the residents are doing...
*goes and visits a bunch of people who dont like him anyways and would go insane simply to try to get some gosh darn peace and quiet that the eternally rambling Fatali denys*  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 31, 2004, 04:53:31 AM
Im not dillusional Say >:(, not as dillusional as you anywayz ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on March 31, 2004, 08:36:16 AM
lol, yah right, you are all insane and Im the sane one :P <3
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on March 31, 2004, 11:33:13 AM
I have cats. I know that it doesn't take much to send them into a blood rage.
I've had lots of cats and I've never seen them get into a blood rage. A normal rage, yes, but not a blood rage.

lol Bob wtf, put on some order here, or do ya need help? :P aka, THE GLOBAL MODERATOR HELP :P lol ;P
Well, you could always make me a deputy of yours. ::)

*Optimus escapes from the asylum*

and yeah, I need to help the doctor keep the calm here, so... sorry but the doctor here has the final voice so behave or behave... :P

*Optimus escapes from the asylum*
And the doctor says 'No he doesn't'.

Im not insane anymore so that must be wrong :-\
Indeedy, progress can be made.

and I haven't seen CC neither....
The fact you don't see me in this thread, doesn't mean I'm not here, it just means I'm currently practising  on-location. 8)

CC's only able to post on weekends, for the most part, so he's not around much during the week.
These forums are far too busy for me to keep up totally during the week.

don't you mean here?? ; ) ...besides i'm not a patient!! ...CC released me after the misunderstanding at page 1 and 2. I'm just here to visit Say, cuz she is admitted ; (
The doctor declares he has seen no insane behavior of B'rrr until now. He's just crazy (in love).

and the asylum is not closing, OMG YOU ARE GOING DELUSIONAL OMG OMG  :-X
I already made that diagnosis, but thank you for reminding him.

lol, yah right, you are all insane and Im the sane one :P <3
Don't push it. I'm the sane one, so is B'rr and all the others have a condition ranging from slightly insane to seriously insane.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 31, 2004, 01:07:34 PM
*Optimus escapes from the asylum*
*Optimus escapes from the asylum*
And the doctor says 'No he doesn't'.
Yes he does.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on March 31, 2004, 01:58:22 PM
He might think he does, but in reality he does not.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 31, 2004, 03:57:17 PM
phew... was a bit woried that things would get out of hand here.... thanks for creating order here CC

and thanks for declaring me crazy  ;] ...hahaha, don't mind be beeing crazy... of her ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 31, 2004, 04:39:56 PM
He might think he does, but in reality he does not.
Yes I did escape. You're delusional. How do we know this whole asylum is not just some CC fantasy? We're on to you now.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 31, 2004, 07:58:07 PM
I made the asylum b4 i became dillusional so :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 31, 2004, 08:02:19 PM
Not you. CC.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 31, 2004, 08:04:00 PM
I was referring to the fact that you said the asylum was a fantasy ;B
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 31, 2004, 08:09:40 PM
CC has forced us all into his sick, twisted fantasy.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 31, 2004, 08:12:09 PM
That means the KQIX project is also just a fantasy ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 31, 2004, 08:49:18 PM
No, CC didn't create kq9, just the asylum.  ;P ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 31, 2004, 09:00:46 PM
but i created the asylum :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 31, 2004, 09:07:39 PM
Not the thread, the idea. He is the owner, he is the delusional person who created it.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 31, 2004, 09:18:14 PM
i just said that he was dillusional in another thread you should check it out ;B
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 31, 2004, 09:20:33 PM
Which one?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 31, 2004, 09:21:13 PM
Preserve the mangoes way of life ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 31, 2004, 09:23:20 PM
lol. I guess we'll have to overpower him and lock him in the electro-shock therapy room.  ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 31, 2004, 09:25:01 PM
Yeah but then he will say that were not doing he will say we are being dillusional :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on March 31, 2004, 09:27:22 PM
But we know he's the REAL delusional one.  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 31, 2004, 09:32:28 PM
I know that hes the dillusional one but how do we convince him about that ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on March 31, 2004, 11:37:19 PM
lol so let me get this straight:

you two just became doctors
CC is the patient
Say is pwetty
Mango is Roberta
I'm confused

....hmmm... I'm only sure about the middle one ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 01, 2004, 03:29:51 AM
we never said we were doctors ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 01, 2004, 03:53:46 AM
hmmmm.... in that case i'm not confused either ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 01, 2004, 03:57:34 AM
dont confuse me B'rrr >:(, i have a fragile mind ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 01, 2004, 04:04:17 AM
hmmmm.... guess so, cuz I have no idea how I would have confused you ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 01, 2004, 04:09:26 AM
i get it now dont worry im fine now ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on April 01, 2004, 07:21:17 AM
lol so let me get this straight:

you two just became doctors
CC is the patient
Say is pwetty
Mango is Roberta
I'm confused

....hmmm... I'm only sure about the middle one ; )

 <3

-CC IS the doctor
-Pindarus and jason are the weirdos :P weirdos wannabe now :D
-erm.. let's skip this one :P... *coughnoimnotcough*
-yah mango is still roberta

Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 01, 2004, 07:27:04 AM
-erm.. let's skip this one :P... *coughnoimnotcough*

yeahh... the middle one is obvious, no question about that, cuz it is so true!! ...btw do you have cold or something Say?? ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on April 01, 2004, 07:28:09 AM
I'm afraid I'm no longer Roberta, so you can forget about that.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on April 01, 2004, 07:49:12 AM
rob-> lol, kinda

mango-> :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 01, 2004, 09:27:56 AM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 01, 2004, 12:53:40 PM
Your NOT Roberta Williams?!?! But... but... all this time... You lied to me?? NOOOO!! Say it aint so, Mango!  :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 01, 2004, 01:57:28 PM
her name says no longer Roberta... which means she was Roberta, but no longer is now. ....So she didn't lied at that time ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 01, 2004, 02:34:34 PM
lol! thanks for clearing that up for me Brrr... So she didnt lie then, shes just lying now... Maybe she really IS roberta but is lying bout NOT being her...  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 01, 2004, 03:03:32 PM
CC has forced us all into his sick, twisted fantasy.
You caught me, you'r all in MY Matrix. 8)

Maybe she really IS roberta but is lying bout NOT being her...  ::)
She never was Roberta, she was always MangoMercury.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 01, 2004, 03:03:49 PM
ehh... yeah.... but I wouldn't assume too fast that someone is lying maybe she is telling the truth now too ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 01, 2004, 03:07:48 PM
its a postmodern world... she wasnt lying then, shes not lying now... anything she believes is true because there are no absolutes and we cant possibly know for sure she isnt both roberta and not roberta....   :o


(disclaimer: I do not believe this)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 01, 2004, 03:21:20 PM
its a postmodern world... she wasnt lying then, shes not lying now... anything she believes is true because there are no absolutes and we cant possibly know for sure she isnt both roberta and not roberta....   :o
Dude, in what reality have you been lately? ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 01, 2004, 03:23:43 PM
lol! university campus, im afraid... I might need to spend some quality time at your asylum soon...  :S
BTW, there are actually quite a few ppl (philosophy majors) who believe that way.... scary, very scary...  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 01, 2004, 03:46:10 PM
lol! university campus, im afraid... I might need to spend some quality time at your asylum soon...  :S
Don't worry, your disclaimer was quite clear. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on April 01, 2004, 05:05:35 PM
its a postmodern world... she wasnt lying then, shes not lying now... anything she believes is true because there are no absolutes and we cant possibly know for sure she isnt both roberta and not roberta....   :o
Dude, in what reality have you been lately? ::)

HAHAHAHAAA wtf :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on April 01, 2004, 06:20:34 PM
I'm going to take a cue from Not Roberta and give up this insanity thing. The pay isn't good and the hours are terrible. Goodbye cruel asylum. I won't be back.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 01, 2004, 09:45:46 PM
No!!! Not you too! Sanity seems to be really contagious... Is there any cure for them?  ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: KatieHal on April 01, 2004, 10:19:36 PM
*scratches head*

Hey, CC, how did racx of all people end up the assistant manager of this place?

...or do I really want to know?  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 01, 2004, 11:24:08 PM
Well, he was the only one who wanted the job as CC's personal lacke- I mean, assistant ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 02, 2004, 12:06:04 AM
lol, Racx 'build' this thread so when CC took control of the new Asylum he got Racx with it.... as his assistent ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 02, 2004, 12:31:11 AM
sort of a 2 for 1 deal, huh? Pay for one asylum and get a free "luney"  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 02, 2004, 02:19:43 AM
not exactly ....the payment for the Asylum would be making Racx as his assistent ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 02, 2004, 02:14:23 PM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on April 02, 2004, 03:02:33 PM
I'm so gonna buy out this asylum.  Just for a laugh.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on April 02, 2004, 03:08:27 PM
*walks into visitor areas*
I'll donate to the cause.
*sneaks out*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on April 02, 2004, 03:11:13 PM
*waves* Thanks! :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on April 02, 2004, 03:25:38 PM
*waves back before leaving*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 02, 2004, 03:34:06 PM
Apparently I have been officially committed.

Remember, Neo...there is no spork.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 02, 2004, 03:35:41 PM
I'm so gonna buy out this asylum.  Just for a laugh.
It's not on sale, so you can't buy it.

*walks into visitor areas*
I'll donate to the cause.
*sneaks out*
The visitor area is monitored by my cats, so there's no sneaking out. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 02, 2004, 04:48:11 PM
Roberta? Your back? Oh thank the Lord :) I- We missed you  ;D
Optimus Prime? Are you still an ordinary guy?  ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on April 02, 2004, 04:50:30 PM
I'm beyond ordinary. *conceited laugh*
*sneaks back out*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 02, 2004, 04:54:42 PM
*laughs with Optimus then pulls the "Warn CC, Prisoner Escape" Switch and laughs as attack cats pull Pindarus back to his cell with all the force of a cunning feline lion*
 ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 02, 2004, 10:29:13 PM
They will never get out ;B
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 03, 2004, 01:17:03 AM
Yeah, If Im not mistaken, CC is using solid Adamantium bars now for each cell... Plus a few poorly fed cougars are now in service as guard cats... i dont think we'll be seeing any escapees anytime soon ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on April 03, 2004, 08:39:25 AM
I'm ordinary.  Can I go outside for a walk, please?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 03, 2004, 10:10:36 AM
sure! Those cougars need some fast food ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on April 04, 2004, 10:54:16 AM
I don't want cougars.  I just want a walk.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 04, 2004, 03:57:11 PM
*laughs with Optimus then pulls the "Warn CC, Prisoner Escape" Switch and laughs as attack cats pull Pindarus back to his cell with all the force of a cunning feline lion* ;)
Thanks for the added warning, but my monitoring system already saw the attempt. 8)

Plus a few poorly fed cougars are now in service as guard cats... i dont think we'll be seeing any escapees anytime soon ;)
No, I wouldn't do that. Those poorly fed black panthers are quite sufficient. ::)

I'm ordinary.  Can I go outside for a walk, please?
Ofcourse you can go for a walk in the Asylum garden area. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 05, 2004, 08:35:12 AM
are you discriminating against my cougars, CC? They're willing to work overtime  8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 05, 2004, 05:26:00 PM
Sure thing...   ;D

What's the number closest to infinity?

Why are there 8 hotdogs in a standard hotdog package but only 6 hotdog buns in a standard bun package?

(and for good measure) Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 05, 2004, 05:36:41 PM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on April 11, 2004, 10:11:46 AM
Lol, not quite, but hey.  Have a lemon.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 11, 2004, 10:18:47 AM
Odd...I actually have a lemon here. :P  

*cuts up lemon and consumes*  :X
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on April 11, 2004, 11:52:00 AM
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on April 11, 2004, 08:11:06 PM
Maybe you don't like vanilla flavor. ::)

I'm guessing it's more along the lines of... the doctors claim the stuff should taste like vanilla, but it doesn't.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 11, 2004, 08:13:31 PM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on April 11, 2004, 08:16:34 PM
omg Q is back :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 11, 2004, 08:21:31 PM
What, you thought I was going to post while there was food to consume at the houses of my relatives?  No way!!
But you didn't think I'd poof on you, did you?  I have commitments here!  I promised to annoy you all, and I shall!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on April 11, 2004, 08:27:00 PM
lol.... you would poof on me? lol that sounds kind of funny :P


and well yeah, you did say you would stay for a while but so we've read before :P

not many seems to resist the sillyness around here :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on April 11, 2004, 08:31:24 PM
I still say I like this guy's style. ;)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 12, 2004, 12:56:03 PM
Are you implying that the people on this forum aren't necessarily your normal, average, civilized people???? :-[

Well, at least you're not dillusional...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on April 12, 2004, 12:56:44 PM
Finally, someone other than Mango and Fatali see it. Thank you.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on April 12, 2004, 08:33:52 PM
oh please... lol
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 13, 2004, 02:25:21 AM
lol, you are all insane!! ...it is good that Q has found his way to the Asylum by himself ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 13, 2004, 07:10:37 AM
I thought I might go for a job as an orderly, but I think I fit in better with the patients... ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 13, 2004, 07:14:01 AM
yeahh, you are right about that, it is easy to become a paitient around here.... very easy ...and you seem to fit perfectly ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 13, 2004, 07:17:43 AM
Nice to know that no one has found anything in me that causes me to be in the asylum...I'm just a nice, sane person!  ;)

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 13, 2004, 07:27:08 AM
yeah, me too ; ) ...it is hard though, ....with all those insane ppl around us to keep up our sanity, don't you think? ; )

Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 13, 2004, 01:14:48 PM
Actually, Cat, I think the fact that you just posted here means we've just found you insane.  After all, why would a sane person post here?
HAHAHAHA!  Join us!! :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 13, 2004, 01:20:00 PM
Now why would I want to join you...I'm just amused by the insane conversations that go on here! lol

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 13, 2004, 01:29:12 PM
More proof.  It looks like she's incureably insane.  She's a risk to society and must stay HERE!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 13, 2004, 01:31:20 PM
This is coming from a guy that became an Asylum patient on his first post.  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 13, 2004, 01:49:48 PM
SSSHHH!!  Now why did you have to go say a thing like that??  Maybe we just need her around here to clean up your sarcasm!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 13, 2004, 01:57:10 PM
I'll stay around here to clean up the sarcasm if I get paid!  So, what's the going rate?

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 13, 2004, 02:50:35 PM
a post per clean up ; ) ...well, hat are you waiting for!! get started!!  :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 13, 2004, 04:26:44 PM
I was about to say something, but I got distracted by the banner saying that maybe I wasn't cool (it LIES, I tell you) and then I forgot what it was....
Maybe I was going to be sarcastic so that Cat has something to clean up?
Nah, we all know no one around here is *ever* sarcastic. ::)
Okay, get to work. Chop chop!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 13, 2004, 06:40:29 PM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 13, 2004, 09:16:10 PM
*starts scrubbing floor and muttering* sarcasm...I hate sarcasm...it just drips, and forms puddles, and gets all over the place, especially when people start walking through it.  Then it gets tracked onto the parts of the floor I've already cleaned up...(mutter, mutter, mutter), I can't believe these people could be so inconsiderate like that!*  Q!!  Wipe that sarcasm off your feet before you walk through here! I just cleaned it up! NO! I said, wipe your feet!! *mutters some more about people not following instructions*  Hey, what's that in the corner...*eyes light up, devious smile* It's a baseball bat...*rubs hands together deviously*

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on April 13, 2004, 10:08:25 PM
heeeyyy nice signatures :P <3

do you like yours koko? ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 13, 2004, 11:24:25 PM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 14, 2004, 05:33:47 AM
I LOVE IT SAY!  I'm glad everyone thinks so much of me...lol.  And as to being a random ranter...I have to be in that mood (my sarcastic mood, that is) before I post like I did last night.  So, now that you guys have seen that side of me...I think I'll hide it away for a little while  :D

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on April 14, 2004, 05:56:58 AM
Dear me! Koko, I think we finally drove you insane. You poor, poor girl. Welcome to the family!

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 14, 2004, 06:02:49 AM
And I hold to the fact that I'm not insane! lol...I'm just too busy, and thus too tired, for my own good! This is what happens when I'm deprived of sleep!

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 14, 2004, 08:22:24 AM
Denial  :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 14, 2004, 08:24:41 AM
not me!  ;B

Cat

I still say we need a sheepish face with fluttering eyes!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 14, 2004, 08:46:12 AM
hmmmm.... so you are denying that you denied.... interesting ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 14, 2004, 08:53:38 AM
No, actually I'm denying that I'm denying that I'm denied!

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 14, 2004, 09:04:32 AM
lol, you are so ...ehhh, CC!! we have a new one!!

*looks around*

ohh... glad you are already in the right place  :suffer:

....I'm sorry i have doubted you... of course you are right....

<shouts>CC!!</shouts>
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 14, 2004, 10:36:03 AM
Just to be on the safe side.....>makes a grab for the baseball bat< IT'S MINE!  CAT CAN'T HAVE IT!!  MUAHAHAHA!!
>looks down at feet< Whoops...>goes back to door and wipes 'em off, THEN goes for the baseball bat< I HAVE IT!!  I am SAFE!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 14, 2004, 10:44:18 AM
sorry koko but you belong in the Asylum :-\

*gets cell B99 ready ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 14, 2004, 12:29:07 PM
I dont think Koko's insane. Just a little eccentric just like the rest of us. Ranting is no sign of insanity, I mean, I do it all the time and look at me! Im the poster child for sanity! :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 14, 2004, 12:51:53 PM
>tries to keep a straight face.......but fails< AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Uhm, Cat, I think Fatali just spilt some more sarcasm....
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 14, 2004, 01:28:20 PM
*looks at his soaked feet*

hmmmm.... if i stay here any longer my shoes are going to rot away ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 14, 2004, 03:29:55 PM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 14, 2004, 04:22:11 PM
Well, I'll let you know that you won't find anything during the observing time.  Thanks, Q, for wiping your feet!  *hides bat behind back* You can't get it!

Fatali! can you please try to control your sarcasm? *gets back on knees*

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 14, 2004, 08:06:25 PM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on April 14, 2004, 08:06:40 PM
*random post*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 15, 2004, 12:20:26 AM
you can't random post in the asylum!! post must have serious content...

*looks at his last 2000 posts*

....ehhh, never mind ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on April 15, 2004, 01:47:48 AM
hahahah... yeah I dont know where the hell that came from rob :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 15, 2004, 04:45:20 AM
hmmm... wasn't thinking straight I guess ; \
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 15, 2004, 08:38:43 AM
WOOOOO! I'm special, I came in by myself!!  WOOOOO!!!!  SPECIALNESS!!!!

>whispers< Cat, I think Fatali might be lying...I can still see sarcasm! >grabs the bat from behind her< AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 15, 2004, 10:18:15 AM
Your special in a very F***** up way ;D, sorry bout the language but it seemed necessary, lol :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 15, 2004, 10:39:17 AM
 >:(  >:( >:( >:(
That's not true!!!!  I'm special because I came here by myself!!!!
Oh, I see your point. ;]
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 15, 2004, 10:47:48 AM
if i were you i would start running now ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 17, 2004, 03:11:35 PM
Rob,
*hugz* ...for no reason :)

 ;] please do this more often without a reason  <3 ;] ; )

*hugz back*

*gives cookie*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 19, 2004, 08:37:05 AM
well... who needs feet anyway... well, xcept for taking pic's of ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 19, 2004, 08:38:55 AM
Well, I'd kinda like to walk...

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 19, 2004, 08:40:45 AM
Aslong as im near a Computer and PS2 im fine ;D, ill never need feet again :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 19, 2004, 08:41:43 AM
you are right Cat... I need my feet... to dance with Say ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 19, 2004, 08:43:17 AM
Awww...how sweet!

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 19, 2004, 08:59:05 AM
i dont need to dance with Say cos im her brother :suffer:

LOL!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 19, 2004, 11:51:50 AM
I need my feet to kick people.

*kicks Jason* :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 19, 2004, 12:13:03 PM
*Punches James* !!!

Ebil Me :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 19, 2004, 12:28:25 PM
*has a glass jaw*

*gets knocked out*

*dies*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 19, 2004, 12:34:52 PM
apologizes to James at his funeral :'( :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 19, 2004, 12:48:43 PM
*visits the funeral*

(cuz i promised him i would a long time ago)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 19, 2004, 12:50:20 PM
*laughs at the funeral* :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 19, 2004, 12:58:36 PM
Figures people would be happy to see me dead and gone....

(yes, I can speak from beyond the grave)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 19, 2004, 01:13:42 PM
well i was laughing cos you chocked on the chicken you wouldnt share ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 19, 2004, 01:19:13 PM
naww... i don't want you dead James... but i'll visit your funaral if it ever happends.... hmmm

I wish...

*ressurect(sp) James*

there you go.... nomore spooking for you ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 19, 2004, 01:20:47 PM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on April 19, 2004, 01:38:01 PM
LOL STAY AWAY FROM ME !! perv :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 19, 2004, 01:55:44 PM
Well James you scared Say :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 19, 2004, 02:06:55 PM
That I did.

She's probably choked at Rob for ressurecting me, too. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 19, 2004, 03:43:07 PM
 :'( :'( ...all i tried was doing something good  :'(

...but at least you can't spook around and watch her taking a shower  :suffer: ...so perhaps she is gratefull *hopes*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 19, 2004, 05:13:21 PM
im Says Stalker, so she lubs me ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 19, 2004, 07:37:15 PM
:'( :'( ...all i tried was doing something good  :'(

...but at least you can't spook around and watch her taking a shower  :suffer: ...so perhaps she is gratefull *hopes*
Yeah, but I can do that when I'm alive, too. :D

Maybe something along the lines of placing my soul to eternal damnation when I'm dead would be the best option? :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on April 19, 2004, 07:44:18 PM
Yes, but if you attempt that while alive, I suspect you shall not be for much longer thereafter, so it's all the same in the end, I suppose. ;)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 19, 2004, 07:49:06 PM
True enough, but then I'd still be a ghost and be able to proceed with the perversion. :D

So, NOTE TO ALL:

When you kill me, ensure that you curse my soul to eternal damnation afterwards.

Or else my ghostly self will see you neekid! :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on April 19, 2004, 07:52:32 PM
I dunno, J-R, I think that seeing some of us nekkid *would* be eternal damnation. ;)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 19, 2004, 07:57:39 PM
HAHAHA! :suffer:

I see myself naked every day (when I get in and out of the shower, folks...) and somehow I don't think anyone out there would be nearly as bad as that sight. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 19, 2004, 11:25:18 PM
Stop this Naked talk :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 19, 2004, 11:25:57 PM
Why?  Getting excited? :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 19, 2004, 11:27:55 PM
no im not getting excited unfortunately :'( :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 19, 2004, 11:28:27 PM
Heh....I'm not sure if I should laugh or cringe. :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 19, 2004, 11:29:39 PM
:suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:

I scared you for once :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 19, 2004, 11:32:28 PM
Not so much scared, but moreso disgusted. :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 19, 2004, 11:33:42 PM
even better ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 19, 2004, 11:43:52 PM
Well, I could have kept going....military + oil field are probably two of the crudest professions out there.

I just decided not to for the sake of other forumers here. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 19, 2004, 11:45:21 PM
ok im scared now :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 19, 2004, 11:47:59 PM
As well you should...:)

And even as nasty as I can get, I know a whole bunch of more people who make me seem like an angel. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 20, 2004, 03:15:15 PM
No violence in this Asylum!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on April 20, 2004, 03:27:21 PM
No violence in this Asylum!

That includes visuals.  :X  ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on April 21, 2004, 12:42:26 AM
I'm so glad I don't live here any more :3
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 21, 2004, 02:09:23 AM
Who was being Violent ???

BTW there were no visuals ;B :suffer:

LOL!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 21, 2004, 09:32:19 AM
And not even explicit details...


pffft....you sissies. :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Kimmie on April 21, 2004, 03:28:40 PM
 :o Naked people, what has this forum come to  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on April 22, 2004, 01:15:21 AM
Kimmie...  This USED to be an asylum...  It doesn't seem that way any more =/
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 22, 2004, 05:33:20 AM
This just goes to show you that everyone are still patients in the asylum...they can't even stay on topic in the Asylum! lol

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 22, 2004, 09:29:37 AM
The insanity (and nudity) resides everywhere.

You know, "Denial" isn't just a river in Africa. :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on April 22, 2004, 09:47:10 AM
I thought it was "Egypt"...?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 22, 2004, 10:23:09 AM
Meh.  Semantics.  

Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 22, 2004, 11:37:32 AM
Although, if you want to get technical...Egypt is in Africa  :suffer:

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 22, 2004, 12:07:59 PM
You hear dat Mango?!

Cat's got my back, yo!

:D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on April 22, 2004, 03:20:01 PM
Insanity AND nudity? When did that happen?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on April 22, 2004, 05:48:56 PM
I believe when oldbushie was doing a "dance sans pants".  :X  ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on April 22, 2004, 05:53:40 PM
hahahah, wtf is going on anyways?! ;P

I get lost for a few days and I get clueless around here :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on April 22, 2004, 08:42:29 PM
Oh, yeah. I remember the pants now.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 23, 2004, 04:04:46 PM
I'm so glad I don't live here any more :3
Oh, but you so much do!

Kimmie...  This USED to be an asylum...  It doesn't seem that way any more =/
That's what's called group sessions. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on April 24, 2004, 10:41:34 AM
*Lights former home (asylum) on fire.*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 24, 2004, 12:09:58 PM
*calls fire department*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 24, 2004, 03:23:53 PM
>gets out the graham crackers, chocolate bars and marshmallows<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 24, 2004, 05:28:58 PM
*asks Q if she can use his graham crackers, chocolate bars and marshmallows since she left hers at home*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on April 25, 2004, 01:22:56 AM
I demand bob to get me a list of the patiens here, or in his abscense, Jason...


seriously though lol :P, plz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 25, 2004, 01:54:16 AM
Current Patients are:

Renfrew
Mango
J-ROC
Koko
Racx aka Jason aka Satan
B'rrr
Say
Yonkey
Storm
Oldbushie
Cesar Bittar

So far that is all but if there are more that need to be added Copycat will let me know so i can post the new patients ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 25, 2004, 05:29:22 AM
What the heck am I doing on the patients' list!  I've done nothing that would have me thrown into the asylum!

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 25, 2004, 07:04:47 AM
Current Patients are:

B'rrr
Yonkey
Storm
hahahaha... your list is all wrong Jason!! ; ) ...those three aren't patients!! ...o well, CC will clear things out, but i don't understand why you are still his assistent while you are in the asylum again ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 25, 2004, 07:20:07 AM
And I'm *not* on the patients list?  I checked myself in!!  GET A NEW LIST JASON!! >throws one of the vegetables left over from my b.itch acceptance speech<

Oh, yeah, Cat, there's enough smore stuffs here for all the patients.  Just pull up a seat and grab a stick to toast your marshmallow with. :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 25, 2004, 07:45:33 AM
*pulls up seat and grabs a stick*

Pass the makings for smores please!

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 25, 2004, 08:09:19 AM
>passes Cat the bag of marshmallows and the box of Graham crackers and the box of chocolate bars< >sticks a marshmallow on the end of a stick and starts toasting it<
OMG! IT CAUGHT FIRE!!!! >runs around with the flaming marshmallow on a stick< It's the Olympic Marshmallow!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 25, 2004, 08:14:33 AM
*throws water on the Olympic marshmallow*

Haven't you ever been told not to run with fire?

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 25, 2004, 08:29:39 AM
.....I thought that was scissors.....
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 25, 2004, 10:45:17 AM
*Lights former home (asylum) on fire.*
*smiles in contentment as he sees the completely automated sprinkler system working perfectly*

Current Patients are:

Renfrew Pindarus
Mango
J-ROC
Koko
Racx aka Jason aka Satan
B'rrr
Say
Yonkey
Storm
Oldbushie (in evaluation)
Cesar Bittar
+FataliOmega
+ Q
+ Jeysie
+ kimmie
+ Jael

I think that's about it.
For comments on this list, please contact me.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 25, 2004, 11:03:29 AM
I don't know why I'm considered a "patient" instead of a "prisioner".

I HAVEN'T BEEN TREATED FOR ANYTHING!!

:D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 25, 2004, 11:56:41 AM
thnx CC for setlleing things!! so... is jason your assistent or not? ...i mean he is in the Asylum as patient and his list is totally wrong... i'm a bit confused, could you help me out??  :S
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on April 25, 2004, 01:24:46 PM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 25, 2004, 02:32:30 PM
Current Patients are:

Renfrew Pindarus
Mango
J-ROC
Koko
Racx aka Jason aka Satan
B'rrr
Say
Yonkey
Storm
Oldbushie (in evaluation)
Cesar Bittar
+FataliOmega
+ Q
+ Jeysie
+ kimmie
+ Jael

I think that's about it.
For comments on this list, please contact me.
Koko belongs in there because of her kissing obsession, and Rob because he is insanely in love ;)

And Jael is not acting insane so she should be removed from the list ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 25, 2004, 02:46:48 PM
What kissing obsession...I haven't had an attack in probably two weeks! I'm cured!  and therefore should be released!

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on April 25, 2004, 04:25:23 PM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on April 25, 2004, 07:59:23 PM
What kissing obsession...I haven't had an attack in probably two weeks! I'm cured!  and therefore should be released!

Cat
Don't you meen a couple of days?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 26, 2004, 04:40:39 AM
i have a brain otherwise i wouldnt post here >:( :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 26, 2004, 05:48:59 AM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 26, 2004, 09:56:20 AM
Well, I'm conflicted on that issue.  I want it to work out for your sake, too...but for mine...well...:-/

:)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 28, 2004, 06:40:53 AM
She is waiting for you James :P :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 28, 2004, 08:03:57 AM
I'm waiting for James? Since when?  :suffer:

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 28, 2004, 10:27:08 AM
She's not waiting for me, unfortunately.  No one waits for moi.

Cat's waiting for Church Jason. :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 28, 2004, 03:06:43 PM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jael on April 28, 2004, 05:13:50 PM
Quote
And Jael is not acting insane so she should be removed from the list  

WHAT??? Whaddya mean I'm not insane? What am I doing wrong racx_00? I can be insane! Really!

Personally, I think my incomparable brilliance ;D constitutes a mental defect , therefore I should be in here :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 28, 2004, 06:46:58 PM
You know, your Avatar freaks me out. :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jael on April 28, 2004, 06:58:03 PM
Quote
You know, your Avatar freaks me out.

Well, thanks, J-ROC. As it turns out, it's a realistic potrait of myself. Therefore, I assume you're calling me ugly and now hate you ;P

Actually, it's Eowyn (http://www.jerrythefrogproductions.com/TwoTowers.html (http://www.jerrythefrogproductions.com/TwoTowers.html))
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 28, 2004, 07:30:24 PM
Wait, I came in on my own...am I allowed to leave too? That's so not cool!  I wanted to complain about the prison like conditions!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on April 28, 2004, 07:41:47 PM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jael on April 28, 2004, 10:41:37 PM
Quote
2) I didn't say ugly.  I said it freaks me out.  So spooky, not ugly.  Just looks like a doll that should have an axe in it's hand and be singing "The Lumberjack Song" by Monty Python.  That's all.  Not ugly

Well, it doesn't look that much like me anyway - I have a nose and mouth :P.

You know, I'd never thought of the picture like that before, but now you mention it

. . .

Great, I'm scared of my own avatar ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 30, 2004, 05:43:28 PM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on May 01, 2004, 08:25:13 AM
Me??  XD Do something wrong?? XB  Why I never....it's almost like you don't trust me!  :'(
Anyhow...
I HATE THIS PLACE!  It's like a prison!  I hope it burns to the ground and we can get smores and stuff! YAY!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 01, 2004, 09:10:25 AM
I thought it had already burned and we had already made smores!  ;D

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 01, 2004, 03:51:36 PM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on May 01, 2004, 07:12:09 PM
Riiiight....the automatic system you turned on manually?  XB

And I <3 smores.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on May 01, 2004, 10:40:31 PM

Great, I'm scared of my own avatar ;D


hahahah :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 02, 2004, 12:05:54 AM
I am now also afraid of my own avatar :-[ :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on May 02, 2004, 12:10:21 AM
Yeah, but you're also afraid of the dark, there, Sparky...:D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 02, 2004, 12:12:39 AM
The dark :(, im practically awake everynight and i have never been scared or anything ;D, the main thing im scared of are the huge spiders we have been finding :-\, especially the white tip ones that poison you with something that eats your flesh :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on May 02, 2004, 12:27:12 AM
The bonus about being in Canada and amongst the cold.  Wee insects.  Yay!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on May 02, 2004, 06:37:34 AM
I can still complain about prison like conditions, CC!  And I want to, so I will! >carries on complaining<
AND THE SPRINKLER SYSTEM MADE OUR SMORES SOGGY!! >:( >:(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 02, 2004, 02:53:40 PM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jael on May 02, 2004, 05:31:18 PM
Quote
And I <3 smores.

What the heck's a smore?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on May 02, 2004, 05:50:14 PM
Smore:

Take two graham crackers. Put a few squares of a chocolate bar on one cracker. Put a marshmallow on the other cracker. Squish together. Nuke in the microwave until the chocolate and marshmallow just start to get gooey. Remove and eat.

That's the "easy" way to do it... the time-honored way is to roast the marshmallow over a fire. (Maybe the chocolate too, in some way? Been a while since I got to eat a nice fire-roasted Smore.)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jael on May 02, 2004, 05:52:17 PM
Oh, thanks. I knew it something to do with chocolate :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on May 03, 2004, 12:08:58 AM
I love them like a fat kid loves smores.


Wait...*I* AM the fat kid who loves smores.


D'oh!

*eats more smores*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Oldbushie on May 03, 2004, 01:37:38 AM
Lol! XD

Here, let me help you. ;)

*eats half of the smores*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on May 03, 2004, 04:57:28 AM
Microwaved marshmallos? sounds interesting! as it happens I have a marshmallo bag right here... now all I need is a microwave oven :P

I'll just have to roast them over a candle then :-\

*eats candle-roasted marshmallows*

Mmmm... Waxy  ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Oldbushie on May 03, 2004, 05:12:36 AM
I've candled marshmallows before, tasty. ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on May 03, 2004, 11:47:51 AM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on May 03, 2004, 02:39:18 PM
>steals a large number of smores and eats them< >tries to talk but can't because there's too much gooey marshmallow in his mouth<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 04, 2004, 03:20:59 AM
the main thing im scared of are the huge spiders we have been finding :-\, especially the white tip ones that poison you with something that eats your flesh :-\
Strange, poisonous spiders usually don't 'attack' people unless they feel threatened. :-X
Thes ones dont need to be threatened ; \
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 04, 2004, 10:11:10 PM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on May 05, 2004, 02:52:49 AM
*pokez Neil*

guess we are one of the few that are not insane.... I find that a bit disturbing, not the fact that we are sane, but more that the others are not  :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on May 05, 2004, 03:37:42 AM
WTF! NEIL IS PASSIVE AGGRESIVE  >:(



:P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on May 06, 2004, 02:41:10 PM
I would also like to have "Understands Rob's logic" added to my list of disorders, please. Thank you. >rings bell for service< Heehee. >rings bell again...and again....and again<
This is fun. >rings bell<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on May 06, 2004, 03:28:19 PM
if you understand my logic it means you are sane... so you can check out now.... ehhhh... on second thought, never mind ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 07, 2004, 03:27:24 AM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on May 07, 2004, 06:14:24 AM
lol, understanding me is an disorder ; ( ...i don't think i like that ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 07, 2004, 07:10:08 AM
Well he made it up ;D, dont blame me ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 07, 2004, 05:58:34 PM
Ok this is a list of all the insane patients that are currently spending there time at the asylum:
Copycat - has delusions of being sane when unfortunately not
Oufourse, I'm spending time at the asylum, I'm the sane manager!

Understanding Rob's logic is not a proper disorder, it just depends on how your mind works. Minds can work in different ways without being insane.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on May 07, 2004, 07:53:46 PM
My mind is insane for understanding Rob's logic and THAT IS FINAL!  I think I know why I am insane!!

I'm surprised that bell thing wasn't taken as a disorder too....aren't you slacking off by not considering me insane for ringing this bell? >rings bell<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on May 08, 2004, 06:51:02 AM
Storm - aggressive and very violent

I resent that! I'm neither aggressive nor violent. I use physical decipline only as a last resort. Besides, you're still breathing, aren't you Racx? SO STOP TRYING TO COMMIT ME UNLESS YOU WANT TO QUIT THAT HABIT!!  :o :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on May 08, 2004, 07:18:13 AM
>rings the bell<
Right!!  Remember, Jason, you're only the ASSISTANT manager anyways!! >rings bell< Eeheeeheeheehee.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on May 08, 2004, 07:52:34 AM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 08, 2004, 10:16:26 AM
Storm - aggressive and very violent

I resent that! I'm neither aggressive nor violent. I use physical decipline only as a last resort. Besides, you're still breathing, aren't you Racx? SO STOP TRYING TO COMMIT ME UNLESS YOU WANT TO QUIT THAT HABIT!!  :o :P
You broke my nose :(, thats very violent ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on May 08, 2004, 11:30:32 AM
what a pansy! :P


she just wacked you with a newspaper, wasnt it? ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on May 09, 2004, 04:32:42 AM
Hey, if it'#s okay with you all, I'm going to release myself from the asylum.  I don't see that there's anything mentally wrong with me, ya see.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on May 09, 2004, 11:51:09 AM
yepp... I'm fine with it, do as you want!!  ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 09, 2004, 12:48:56 PM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on May 10, 2004, 06:48:17 PM
Awwwwwwwww.....my bell!!  :'(

Self-diagnoses are a very dangerous thing and should only be attempted by those very skilled at psycho-analyses, like me. 8)
Yes, and you've *clearly* given yourself the right diagnosis.  You're insane too CC!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 11, 2004, 05:35:11 AM
she just wacked you with a newspaper, wasnt it? ;P
Yeah it was a newspaper rapped around a poll ;-D, whacked me really hard and broke my nose :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on May 11, 2004, 06:46:50 AM
she just wacked you with a newspaper, wasnt it? ;P
Yeah it was a newspaper rapped around a poll ;-D, whacked me really hard and broke my nose :'(

mmm... yay, way to go girl! :P <3 lol ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 11, 2004, 07:04:19 AM
You no longer love me Say :(, why do you not love me Say ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on May 12, 2004, 08:12:13 PM
she just wacked you with a newspaper, wasnt it? ;P
Yeah it was a newspaper rapped around a poll ;-D, whacked me really hard and broke my nose :'(

Yeah, right! you're just wearing that bandage to fool the insurance company ;P

And I doubt a poll would have caused you any serious damage even if I had used one... unless it was a "who wants to b.itch-slap racx" poll ;B
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 20, 2004, 06:07:44 AM
OMG i forgot to.....

*goes to email koko* ;B
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jael on May 20, 2004, 06:28:21 AM

BTW, the walls and furniture in the Asylum (to keep somewhat on topic) are ofcourse especially designed so as to not hurt the patients when they walk into them. 8)

WOOT !!! *Bounces on furniture*. hehehehe ;B
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on May 20, 2004, 09:35:41 AM
JAel: Finally!  Thanks for bringing some insanity into my now-sane head *bounces on furniture*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on May 20, 2004, 09:36:36 AM
Since no one commented on it yet, I <3 the little Ubermango in Mango's new avatar!!  :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on May 20, 2004, 09:48:42 AM
Hurrah for Jael being back! I was about to post an APB on you in the "Lost and Found" thread today, girlie!

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on May 20, 2004, 10:00:10 AM
Yonkey: Thanks :D  Mangoes are cute.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jael on May 20, 2004, 04:19:16 PM
Hurrah for Jael being back! I was about to post an APB on you in the "Lost and Found" thread today, girlie!

Peace & Luv, Liz

Awww. I could have been in "lost and found"? :(. Thanks Jeysie, I didn't think anyone would even notice I wasn't here :) <3. I didnt mean to disapper, just all these seemingly small issues suddenly quadrupled in size and launched a guerrilla attack on me, so life has been rather (for lack of a better word) blargh of late. I wasn't going to stay away forever, I'd miss everyone too much ;D <3

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Since no one commented on it yet, I  the little Ubermango in Mango's new avatar!!  

I love it <3, it's so cute!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on May 20, 2004, 06:30:53 PM
we missed you Jael!! don't do yourself short ; (

and Leanne; no cornelius?? where is the lightbulb?? ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Kimmie on May 21, 2004, 02:55:08 AM
lol i love that mango, couldnt u just hug it *AAAW HUG BOTH MANGOS*  <3
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on May 21, 2004, 06:17:25 AM
Lol, sorry.  Just a regular mango for now.  One day, I may make a tonne of Mango-related avatars for no apparent reason :3
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 21, 2004, 07:32:27 AM
I have to say, Roberta!  I love the mango!  It's like two peas in a pod!  ;D

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 21, 2004, 04:56:53 PM
hey bob, im glad u provide padding in this asylum[/glow]
Yes, well, there was a previous patient *coughracxcough* who tried slamming his head into the wall at regular intervals, so, in order not to make him hurt himself, I padded the entire Asylum.

WOOT !!! *Bounces on furniture*. hehehehe ;B
I said it was padded, not that it was bounce-able.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jael on May 22, 2004, 12:24:45 AM
WOOT !!! *Bounces on furniture*. hehehehe ;B
I said it was padded, not that it was bounce-able.

And your point would be?? ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 22, 2004, 11:11:46 PM
you poor insane freakz :P, i cant believe that i was like that b4 :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jael on May 23, 2004, 12:39:07 AM
Poor Jason. He's in denial :(. You're still insane, you just don't realise it ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 23, 2004, 12:50:15 AM
Jason isnt insane ;), racx and I are the insane ones ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 23, 2004, 11:14:39 AM
And your point would be?? ;P
My point would be that's impossible to bounce on the Asylum's furniture. 8) So I have no idea what you were bouncing on back there. ::)

you poor insane freakz :P, i cant believe that i was like that b4 :-\
Still suffering from the same kind of memory loss I see. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on May 23, 2004, 04:37:58 PM
perhaps she herself is bouncable ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jael on May 24, 2004, 04:03:28 AM
And your point would be?? ;P
My point would be that's impossible to bounce on the Asylum's furniture. 8) So I have no idea what you were bouncing on back there. ::)

Fair enough. I just hope you realise the pointlessness of appealing to an asylum patient's sense of reason and logic ;P

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perhaps she herself is bouncable ; )

Whaaaa? Rob, are you calling me FAT?? :suffer: ;B
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 24, 2004, 04:06:21 AM
you poor insane freakz :P, i cant believe that i was like that b4 :-\
Still suffering from the same kind of memory loss I see. 8)
Look to the post above your previous one ;D, and you shall see that i clearly stated that Jason is not insane but Racx and I are insane ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on May 24, 2004, 03:00:04 PM
Whaaaa? Rob, are you calling me FAT?? :suffer: ;B

hmmm.... I can't recall that i ever said that to anyone but, ....well, actually i never said that...  ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on May 24, 2004, 11:16:40 PM
Look to the post above your previous one ;D, and you shall see that i clearly stated that Jason is not insane but Racx and I are insane ;)
Is Jason the one with MPD? XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 25, 2004, 06:50:22 AM
Yes he is ;D, but its kinda like three of us live in one body taking turns of the use ;B
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 28, 2004, 04:10:58 PM
perhaps she herself is bouncable ; )
Do you mean she's got a rubber ring around her body, like those bumper cars in local fairs?

/me releases Leanne from the Asylum.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on May 29, 2004, 06:29:32 AM
yhat could be a possibility, yes, but it doesn't have to be from rubber nor does it have to be a ring ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on May 29, 2004, 03:47:40 PM
I knew I had no reason to be here.  As I tried telling people.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on May 29, 2004, 04:14:20 PM
hmmm, since CC's position is questioned I don't think others will aprove though ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 29, 2004, 05:22:31 PM
I knew I had no reason to be here.  As I tried telling people.
There's a distinct difference between an insane person telling people (s)he has no reason to be in here, than a sane person telling that.

hmmm, since CC's position is questioned I don't think others will aprove though ; )
My position as psychologist is questioned, not my position as Manager, nor my position as head of security. If I tell my security to release Leanne, she can walk out of here.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on May 29, 2004, 05:46:32 PM
hey!!, you still have a boss Bob ; )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 30, 2004, 04:23:33 PM
hey!!, you still have a boss Bob ; )
The Asylum has an owner. Since my service as psychologist was in service of the Asylum, that has been put on hold. My function as Manager is of the same sort, but my function as head of the security is not. My security detachment answers to me, and only to me, and I don't take orders from anybody else concerning them. :-X
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on May 30, 2004, 05:40:36 PM
hmmm, i disagree... cuz i know two ppl that can order the security around as much as they would like  ;-D ...at least on this forum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on June 01, 2004, 01:51:21 AM
Huzzah for freedom, we should say.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 03, 2004, 06:27:46 AM
But Bob is the creator of the asylum so why does he have bosses when he created the thing ???

Sorry but im confused :-\, and im new around here so you know i dont know much ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 03, 2004, 08:25:04 AM
iirc you created the Asylum (the new and official one). besides I have created many computer programs, but that doesn't mean i don't have a boss. (likewise in construction, builders do have a boss and don't own the houses the build)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 03, 2004, 08:37:48 AM
Ok thanks for your view B'rrr ;D, BTW nice to meet you im Burrhizen ;)

 :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 06, 2004, 02:41:12 PM
hmmm, i disagree... cuz i know two ppl that can order the security around as much as they would like  ;-D ...at least on this forum
Not the Asylum security (in its current setup), I can guarantee you that!

BTW nice to meet you im Burrhizen ;)
Where'd he go ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on June 09, 2004, 03:30:43 PM
Anything fun happen around here since I've been gone?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 09, 2004, 09:13:12 PM
*breaks into Asylum*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on June 10, 2004, 02:02:47 AM
Not really.  It's all gone sane again.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 10, 2004, 02:10:07 AM
 :(
*Walks out the window he broke to get in*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 10, 2004, 10:11:56 AM
yeah... we are all sane ...xcept for a few insane ppl  ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on June 10, 2004, 02:34:02 PM
WAIT A SECOND!!
Don't you go trying to associate me with sane people!  If everyone here is sane, I'm going to solitary!! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 10, 2004, 03:58:47 PM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on June 10, 2004, 04:11:50 PM
Not really.  It's all gone sane again.
thats good
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: InvertedSilence on June 10, 2004, 07:22:07 PM
Quahl?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 10, 2004, 10:48:47 PM
*watches and listens from a distance*

*disguises self as a window maker*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 11, 2004, 03:14:41 AM
ok, and slowely insanity returns... i guess  ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on June 11, 2004, 03:23:06 PM
Maybe it never left--you just stopped recognizing it as insane because YOU ARE INSANE TOO!!!
>wanders off singing "Partridge Man, Partridge Man, does whatever a partridge can..."<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 12, 2004, 02:18:23 PM
You are all insane :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 12, 2004, 06:36:21 PM
*fixes window, so that it is a one way mirror*

*observes patients*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on June 12, 2004, 08:21:31 PM
Ever get that funny feeling like someone is watching you? >looks around nervously<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 12, 2004, 08:38:03 PM
*worried, because he sees patients, but no doctors(psychologists, brain surgeons, or even a guy in a mask)*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 12, 2004, 09:40:31 PM
/me tells Louisiana Night that Jason is a doctor ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 13, 2004, 11:18:32 AM
*LN tells racx that he has trouble remembering peoples real names on forums, who's Jason?*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 14, 2004, 04:26:39 AM
I am Jason ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on June 14, 2004, 08:51:04 AM
LIES!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 14, 2004, 01:03:08 PM
I'll take his word for it. Anyways, how do you argue with a guy that has multiple personalities?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: J-ROC on June 14, 2004, 01:10:22 PM
Very carefully...:)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 15, 2004, 03:12:55 AM
you have to do it more carefully than that :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 20, 2004, 03:13:38 PM
*worried, because he sees patients, but no doctors(psychologists, brain surgeons, or even a guy in a mask)*
We don't do brain surgery, we draw the line at EST. About guys in masks, surely you must have seen racx in one of his many disguises running around.
And it's perfectly normal you don't see my psychologists, they don't intermingle with the patients, and if any of my patients miss an appointment, my security force escorts them to their destination.

*turns window around so patients can see outside but someone from outside can't see in(side)*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 20, 2004, 06:44:37 PM
*turns window around so patients can't see outside but someone from outside can see in(side)*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 21, 2004, 05:50:24 AM
*fills window with bricks so technically there is no longer a window* :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 21, 2004, 11:46:00 AM
hmmmm...

/me gets a matrix feeling  ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 21, 2004, 12:30:53 PM
*Breaks another window, then adds another one way mirror*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 22, 2004, 07:31:57 AM
*codes Asylum differently so there are no windows or doors* :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on June 22, 2004, 09:27:50 AM
Codes?  OMG this is the Matrix!  

*morphs into Agent Smith*  8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 22, 2004, 05:01:49 PM
OPERATOR!! i need an exit!!

*starts running*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on June 22, 2004, 05:06:24 PM
turn left at the next hall, then enter the 4th door on the right.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on June 22, 2004, 10:24:11 PM
*punches through wall, yet his suit has no trace of dirt or dust*

Mr. AndB'rrrson...  8)

 XB
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 22, 2004, 10:36:26 PM
I assume Racx is the hacker, who's the administrator?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on June 22, 2004, 10:38:45 PM
You're looking at him.  8)

MuAhAhAhAHAHAHAHAHAH!  :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 23, 2004, 12:07:01 AM
*turns left at the next hall*

whaaaa!!  :o

*finds his way blocked*

*runs to the roof*

*makes a nice jump to the next building with a flip and a roll and some super cool mega jump stuff thingy*

 ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on June 23, 2004, 12:20:12 AM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 23, 2004, 12:23:12 AM
*crawls out of the rubble*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 23, 2004, 12:40:58 AM
I need help!!

*runs backwards at full speed while emptying his guns and hits nothing but thin air*

*jumps over a wall and make a quick turn right*

*picks up a bike and heads for the freeway!!*  :o :o


sidenote: lmao!! b'rrreo!!  ;-D ;-D ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 23, 2004, 01:01:28 AM
Despite not having a gun...

*shoots Agent Smith/s*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 23, 2004, 07:07:44 AM
 :o you actually hit an agent??!

*rides 347 km/h across the freeway heading to the city core*  ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on June 23, 2004, 08:20:21 AM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on June 23, 2004, 10:48:44 AM
*takes bag of popcorn out of microwave in a "blurred octopus-like fashion"*
*starts eating popcorn*
*unplugs his "operator phone " set*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on June 23, 2004, 10:51:08 AM
Hahaha, a Matrix parody would be so hilarious!  XD  These past few posts prove it.  :P  

Scary Movie 4?  :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: mfortunato on June 25, 2004, 01:32:36 PM
*whistles*

Just passing through the asylum.  Making sure the patients are being well taken care of.

*whistles*

hmmm....Glitch in the Matrix....must download this.  Will pass through again after I have watched it.

*whistles*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 25, 2004, 05:31:26 PM
/me , being the architect, is watching everything on his monitors.
Hmmm, there seems to be something wrong in the code concerning the Asylum, lemme try and rectify that...
*takes measures to prevent windows from being flipped around (in the likes of: you touch it, and you're dragged inside)*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on June 26, 2004, 09:33:53 AM
I'm downloading it right now!  !!!

EDIT:  Just watched it now!! HAHAHAH!  <3 :suffer:  The fight scene was the best!  XD
I'm glad you enjoyed it.  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 27, 2004, 04:59:11 AM
*relocates the asylum to the moon ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 27, 2004, 05:02:00 AM
*does the moonwalk*  ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 27, 2004, 05:10:22 AM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 27, 2004, 12:57:27 PM
*get his ass kicked by mr Connor*  ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 27, 2004, 03:04:08 PM
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*relocates the asylum to Daventry  ;)

Quick, everyone make a run for the castle!

*runs toward the castle, to see what the inside looks like*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 27, 2004, 03:29:44 PM
 :o :o tell me!! tell me!!  ;-D ...cuz else i have to wait till i play kq9!!  ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 27, 2004, 03:35:32 PM
NO!!!!!!

I walked into an untextured room, and I can't find any light(as in light switch).  :(

The castle needs electricity.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 27, 2004, 03:59:53 PM
lmao ; )


*gives a torch*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 27, 2004, 04:21:24 PM
Tries to light the torch, by rubbing it against itself very fast.

*room catches on fire*



The room's made of stone(I think), but everything else is catching fire.

*hides*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 28, 2004, 12:07:04 AM
*rolls over to get rid of the flames*  :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 28, 2004, 12:30:55 AM
*puts out fire, with tears*

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 28, 2004, 05:47:47 AM
*removes fire glitch and programs the rest of Daventry (including the Castle) ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 28, 2004, 10:05:30 AM
*looks around* (beeing a bit black)

 :o :o :o :o the whole castle is orange??  ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 28, 2004, 10:16:47 PM
*starts painting castle*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 29, 2004, 12:09:06 AM
thnx Daniel, it is orange enough in the country i live in  ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 29, 2004, 12:21:58 AM
Your welcome.

*starts painting the inside of castle*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 29, 2004, 04:20:48 AM
*edits code so that everything is coloured properly ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 29, 2004, 04:52:36 AM
i thought daniel was already doing that  ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 29, 2004, 06:20:21 AM
That would take Daniel ages to paint :-\, so i decided to do it for him in a matter of seconds ;) ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 29, 2004, 09:32:14 AM
*starts painting castle, again*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 29, 2004, 03:34:22 PM
*sneaky switches the standard grey-castle-paint for purple*

Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 29, 2004, 08:43:56 PM
PURPLE!?  :o

Since I don't have any more paint...

*starts painting castle purple*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 30, 2004, 01:05:39 AM
*relocates Asylum in the Matrix :o :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 30, 2004, 05:27:27 AM
i thought it already was the matrix  ;-D

*uses his b'rreo powers to bend all spoons*  ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 30, 2004, 07:17:48 AM
The spoon doesn't bend :o, you do ;) ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on June 30, 2004, 09:25:18 AM
....there is no spoon  8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on June 30, 2004, 03:20:14 PM
*rides a pegasus back to the Asylum*

I wasn't in the Asylum when you relocated it, why'd you leave me!?   :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on July 02, 2004, 04:10:46 PM
*rides a pegasus back to the Asylum*

I wasn't in the Asylum when you relocated it, why'd you leave me!?   :(
Whoa, too many people messing with the matrix's code.
*removes security codes*
*moves LN's code into the Asylum-directory*
There, fixed! 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 02, 2004, 07:34:49 PM
Geez, I don't think it's insane enough in here!! So, I shall sing! >sings<
I feel dizzy
Oh so dizzy...

I...uh...don't know how the rest of it goes. I haven't made it up yet. ;]
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on July 02, 2004, 08:15:47 PM
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*removes security codes*

*programs flying penguins into the asylum*

FLYING PENGUINS !!!  ;D

Quote
I don't think it's insane enough in here!!

What's more insane than flying penguins!?  ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on July 03, 2004, 01:35:33 AM
dancing bananas??  ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on July 03, 2004, 09:20:23 AM
Yeah, that's more insane.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on July 03, 2004, 01:22:04 PM
if i put my mind on it i could think of something more.... the dancing bananas was inspired by kim's sig  ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on July 03, 2004, 01:44:01 PM
if i put my mind on it i could think of something more.... the dancing bananas was inspired by kim's sig  ;-D

Yeah, I guessed it was based on Kimmie's signature. I think the pacman site, is more insane.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 06, 2004, 12:24:31 PM
im insane :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on July 06, 2004, 01:43:02 PM
As if we didn't know that already :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 06, 2004, 01:48:23 PM
So you didnt know that i was insane :o, i thought everyone knew :P :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 07, 2004, 03:39:51 PM
No, Jason.  We were completely in the dark about your insanity. ::)  I think a flying penguin has just flown into my head. >falls to the floor, unconscious<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 07, 2004, 03:56:53 PM
/me hastily turns off the Infinite Improbability Drive (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_Improbability_Drive).

Erm, sorry about that, Questie. Turned up the level a bit too high. ...oh, dear, my arm is floating away again. Pardon me while I go catch it.

/me trips over several monkeys with typewriters.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 08, 2004, 04:35:34 PM
Are those monkeys editing the script again?  No wonder it seems so "Hitchhiker's Guide" in here.  Hold on a second, I can't read my next line.  Ah, yes!
Hand me a towel!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: InvertedSilence on July 08, 2004, 10:09:02 PM
There are all kinds of things out there trying to do you, kill you, rip you off...

You've always gotta know where your towel is.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 09, 2004, 05:24:03 PM
I can even wear it as a turban if I suddenly find myself in ancient Persia!  I can also have a scimitar, and a white horse! >gallops around the asylum<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on July 09, 2004, 06:23:20 PM
Q...would you kindly get off my back??
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 09, 2004, 07:50:36 PM
Since when are you a white horse mystically produced from my imagination, Cat?
(And I'm just *waiting* for James or Jeysie to get to that comment you made..oooh, they'll LOVE it!!!)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on July 09, 2004, 07:57:21 PM
I guess since you got on your sugar-high.  Not my fault that you've had too much today :P

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: InvertedSilence on July 09, 2004, 10:39:03 PM
or...IS IT?!?!?!?

BUM BUM BUM...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 10, 2004, 05:13:13 AM
Sugah high ???, i wonder what that is :-\

I prefer alcoholic highs ;-D :suffer: :P

lol! XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 10, 2004, 03:43:58 PM
Say's gonna beat you, Jason.  Violently.  I hope we have a good janitorial staff, blood stains can be hard to clean up. XB
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 10, 2004, 04:59:38 PM
Ok fine then :P, but you will always remember me as the insane moderator >:( :-\

*worries for self*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Draco9898 on July 10, 2004, 05:07:08 PM
The insane: Objects that are living and staring at you with cute eyeballs (and those odd few that can talk) ..I'd be like...AHHHH make them stop !

Then i'd jump through a wall while whisling the jeopordy 'waiting for your answer' tune and doing a backflib...also while drinking coffee and getting the last bit of ketchup out of one of those bottles that has been almost used up...scary huh?  :suffer:

I suppose Graham would go out of his mind if all the furnature and the like in his castle suddently had eyes and started talking to him, I suppose Cedric would look like a good companion right about then...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on July 10, 2004, 08:01:58 PM
/me checks Draco into the KQIX Asylum.

 XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on July 10, 2004, 08:04:05 PM
/me is glad that someone had the courage to do so!

 XB
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Draco9898 on July 10, 2004, 08:36:00 PM
*eats the check-in clip board and pen*  ;B
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: InvertedSilence on July 10, 2004, 10:08:39 PM
*Watches as Draco is prompty eaten by the asylum in punishment for stealing it's pen.*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on July 10, 2004, 10:18:56 PM
*pets asylum*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on July 11, 2004, 05:38:20 AM
/me gives asylum a bone
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 11, 2004, 05:59:03 AM
Technically CC and I are the Asylum :-\, and we dont like bones :P

But we like kisses from beautiful females ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on July 11, 2004, 06:06:29 AM
You're in the wrong thread for that, hun! :P  Now, if you can dig up the other thread and post...I'll see what I can do  ;B

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 11, 2004, 06:06:39 AM
I agree, Draco should be punished for eating the pen. As a former cashier, I know how blasted hard it is to keep a supply of pens around at your job!

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 11, 2004, 06:31:29 AM
Draco will get a straight jacket ;B
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on July 11, 2004, 06:57:08 AM
I agree, Draco should be punished for eating the pen. As a former cashier, I know how blasted hard it is to keep a supply of pens around at your job!

I KNOW!  Especially when someone else borrows it and forgets to give it back!  >:(

But as for someone digesting a pen...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 11, 2004, 12:08:08 PM
I said he will be punished by straight jacket >:(, tis that not good enough :S ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Draco9898 on July 11, 2004, 01:32:10 PM
Nope it isn't! Cause I'll use my sword to cut through it...


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAH
HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!  :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 12, 2004, 03:25:34 PM
Jason, the Asylum is a cosmic force of its own.  You and CC only *tame* it.

I think Draco needs to be punished for three things:
1) eating the pen (I suggest the death penalty. XB)
2) suggesting that I live in a castle full of eyes...if I live in a castle, why don't I know where it is? :-\ (I suggest severe torture)
3) bringing a dangerous weapon (a sword) into the asylum (we should make him watch reruns on TV! *gasp* :o)

Heheh, you know I'm just kidding, right Draco?  We don't use the death penalty here. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 12, 2004, 03:35:56 PM
No, we just stab people with pens who try to steal them. STEAL MY PENS, WILL YOU??!!

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on July 13, 2004, 05:55:23 AM
HAHAHAH OMG, you guys are hilarious :D,  specially Q's death penalty hahaha <3 <3



I <3 my asylum fukos :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on July 13, 2004, 09:58:41 AM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on July 13, 2004, 10:04:23 AM
Hey is it a criteria to read all the pages of replies before coming on here, cuz I only read the first 7 and the last 3 ;].

You're more likely to be insane if you read all the pages.  Whether you consider that a good thing or a bad thing is entirely up to you.   ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on July 13, 2004, 12:14:16 PM
Well if insane means being anything like I've witnessed so far in here, I guess it's a good thing.

BTW is it sane to really like MoE or K-Q 8 as I'd like to call it? ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 13, 2004, 01:02:20 PM
BTW is it sane to really like MoE or K-Q 8 as I'd like to call it? ;D

Hmm. Whether or not it's sane in general to like MOE is a matter of taste. However, whether or not it's sane to like MOE around these parts depends on whether or not you fear the wrath of Storm. ;)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on July 13, 2004, 02:26:27 PM
She's an avid MoE detesteress, eh?  ;)

*zerogravityfire wonders if Storms name is indicative of her personality. He puts on his raincoat and boots just in case*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on July 13, 2004, 03:22:19 PM
Actually Storm's membername is indicative of her real name.  XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 13, 2004, 04:48:16 PM
She's an avid MoE detesteress, eh?  ;)

Let's put it this way... if there were indeed an Official Connor Haters Club, Storm would be its most esteemed member.

*zerogravityfire wonders if Storms name is indicative of her personality. He puts on his raincoat and boots just in case*
Actually Storm's membername is indicative of her real name.  XD

And it is also somewhat indicative of her personality. Fate is convenient that way. ;)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on July 13, 2004, 07:11:13 PM
Ah-ha!! you thought you could escape my wrath because I never-ever post on this thread (well, never-ever since the last time I posted here)?
YOU WERE WRONG!! I am the all-seeing, all-knowing forum lurker!! nothing you post escapes me! :o :o
Ok, someone told me about it... Thanks Jeysie! ;)

Let's put it this way... if there were indeed an Official Connor Haters Club, Storm would be its most esteemed member.

THERE IS!! didn't you read the sign on my door?

*points to the "Official MOE Bashers Club" sign on the door, right next to a Connor doll burning in effigy*


BTW is it sane to really like MoE or K-Q 8 as I'd like to call it? ;D

To answer your question - NO, it is not insane to like MOE, not even to REALLY like MOE - it's just bad taste.
What's insane is to LIKE to call it "King's Quest" or even an adventure game, and doing so when I'm around is not only insane but also a downright health hazard >:(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 13, 2004, 07:27:10 PM
Ok, someone told me about it... Thanks Jeysie! ;)

<Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Door>Glad to be of service...</Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Door>

Let's put it this way... if there were indeed an Official Connor Haters Club, Storm would be its most esteemed member.
THERE IS!! didn't you read the sign on my door?

*points to the "Official MOE Bashers Club" sign on the door, right next to a Connor doll burning in effigy*

Oh, I'm sorry, I missed it! Hmm. You know, I was kind of wondering where that odd smell kept coming from. Well, at least he's not plastic... that stuff is really awful when it burns.

/me carefully sticks one of the displayed pins into the doll, signs the guestbook, and heads off.

OK, I never played MOE (and don't plan to)... but AGDI made him sound kind of like a pompous twit in KQ2VGA. ;P The KQ9 folks were a little more gracious, however... ;) (BTW, do we *ever* get a Connor sketch/model? ;) )

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on July 14, 2004, 10:27:24 AM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on July 14, 2004, 10:30:01 AM
And it is also somewhat indicative of her personality. Fate is convenient that way. ;)

Hey no kidding!! :) ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 14, 2004, 11:51:52 AM
P.S. Jeysie you are an intricate woman.

Hmm. I've been called many things... some good, many bad, but "intricate" is a new one. :)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on July 14, 2004, 12:38:16 PM
OK, I never played MOE (and don't plan to)... but AGDI made him sound kind of like a pompous twit in KQ2VGA. ;P

I'm afraid you need to play MOE to fully understand what a pompous twit sounds like... KQ2+'s Connor can't hold a candle to the original Connor in that sense :P

The KQ9 folks were a little more gracious, however... ;) (BTW, do we *ever* get a Connor sketch/model? ;) )

I think they have a reason for keeping the Connor sketch/model a secret, maybe even up until the game's release... maybe they don't want me to go all red-eye before that ;)


Tell me, Storm, have you played MoE and why is it that you hate it so much? B/c of your passionate love for the KQ series and what they embody or b/c it is just a really crappy game?

Yes and yes ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on July 14, 2004, 12:38:26 PM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on July 14, 2004, 01:55:11 PM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on July 14, 2004, 02:09:14 PM
I guess if visiting 4 different threads and liking a few people is stalking, then yes your honor I'm guilty. ;)

No I think I was just trying to say I haven't been to all that many rooms and that's why I don't know her. I am enjoying to read through this one and the official ugly mug thread and silly mug thread though. Man it is amazing how much interesting stuff can be found in these places! There are some fun and spectacular people in here!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on July 14, 2004, 02:12:05 PM
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Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 14, 2004, 03:12:49 PM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on July 14, 2004, 05:18:05 PM
"Intricate = having many complexly arranged elements, or comrehensible only through concerted and intentional effort"

Does that clear things up for you? I mean that there are many things about you that are usually not found in many people and the interesting part is how you got there and how you handled some of the things that have come across your path. You have many elements that at first glance seem oxymoronic ;)(paradoxical) but somehow you blend them together to make and enjoyable an at least seemingly stabil whole.

Ok, I'm not sure I cleared anything up....:/
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 14, 2004, 05:46:48 PM
No, actually, that makes a lot of sense. Especially the "oxymoronic" part. I've often mused over the fact that many of my personality traits manage to be at complete odds with each other. (And at odds with the rest of the universe, for that matter.) I suppose it's perhaps a side-effect of the fact that I tend to try to analyze everything... and my own brand of logic yields different results than most people would come up with.

(Psychoanalysis in the Asylum thread... how wonderfully fitting! ;) )

Although I find myself wondering what exactly I've been writing that a newbie can peg me somewhat after reading just four threads... !

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on July 15, 2004, 07:47:19 AM
Although I find myself wondering what exactly I've been writing that a newbie can peg me somewhat after reading just four threads... !
Hahaha... well I may be a newbie in here, but not a newbie in life. As far as what you wrote, that is for me to know and for you to go back and check :suffer:.

Just kidding. I'm sure you know roughly what you have written in here, and if you just know how to read between the lines there is a lot more information in behind the text than in it.

Kinda creepy when I read what I just wrote.... :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 15, 2004, 03:49:06 PM
Just kidding. I'm sure you know roughly what you have written in here, and if you just know how to read between the lines there is a lot more information in behind the text than in it.

Kinda creepy when I read what I just wrote.... :o

Hee. Well, I suppose I was curious if there was anything in specific I said that made you come up with your assessment.

And since you imply you have a knack for "reading between the lines", are you a science fiction fan? Not that other genres can't have subtext, but IMHO SF is the best genre for that. (Well, fantasy too, but I would think that it would be a given that anyone posting in these forums must like fantasy at least a little, so no point asking after that!)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on July 15, 2004, 04:06:36 PM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on July 16, 2004, 08:59:03 AM
First of all no there is no such test and I wouldn't subject myself to one if there was.  ;)

Secondly, I'm way too expensive for you to be hired. You see I only work for chocolate.

No problem you say?? Well that depends on the amounts of chocolate I can consume, doesn't it? :D

This blissful vegetable of the coco tree, is the promise of heaven to this fallen world, a hope of a better world in the midst of despair, a glimpse of happiness in the center of ....cleaning house....(YUCK, how long has THAT been there?!).
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on July 16, 2004, 10:48:30 AM
[And since you imply you have a knack for "reading between the lines", are you a science fiction fan? Not that other genres can't have subtext, but IMHO SF is the best genre for that. (Well, fantasy too, but I would think that it would be a given that anyone posting in these forums must like fantasy at least a little, so no point asking after that!)


I do like SF, although I haven't really delved into that world. I'm afraid my interest has only gone as far as movies right now. Haven't read many SF books, so I wasn't aware of the allegorical/sublime presence in them. Is that what you meant was in them or did you mean more of the mystery/adventure type stuff?

I mostly like to talk to people and even more listen. That is what I have been doing, I guess. I've read through the whole of the ugly mug thread and the silly ugly mug. Since then I've also read through a few more. People are intersting to me and I like to listen to what they say and what they don't say, how they say it and how they word it. It's hard to do here but  reading body language gives you a whole world of information. Just fascinating....
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 16, 2004, 11:47:23 AM
Haven't read many SF books, so I wasn't aware of the allegorical/sublime presence in them. Is that what you meant was in them or did you mean more of the mystery/adventure type stuff?

No, I meant allegorical/subtext type stuff. The best SF is literary, IMHO... while A/V (audio/visual) SF can be good, the only three A/V SF things I've personally seen that approach literary SF quality are, IMHO, the TV show Babylon 5 and the movies Gattaca and Dark City. (Just because someone might mention it, I'll say that I have seen Blade Runner, and I find it overrated, IMHO. Plus it's based on a book, anyway.)

I mostly like to talk to people and even more listen. People are intersting to me and I like to listen to what they say and what they don't say, how they say it and how they word it. It's hard to do here but  reading body language gives you a whole world of information. Just fascinating....

:) I also find people fascinating and interesting myself. I'm always trying to understand people, and get a feel for how they think and how they see/interpret things. That's part of why I love the Internet so much... it's easy to get to see the thoughts and ideas of people from all walks of life.

If you feel you want to get into reading SF novels more, I'd recommend Orson Scott Card's Ender's Game series... I've always loved his grasp of human nature. (Darn it, I wish he wrote more SF instead of fantasy! :P) And Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein is still my favorite book, for much the same reasons.

Edit: The part of my brain that remembers things told the (much larger) part of my brain that forgets things that it should add The Twilight Zone and City of Dreams (http://www.scifi.com/cityofdreams/) to the "A/V SF Praise List". (Of course, City of Dreams was written by the creator of Babylon 5...)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 17, 2004, 04:09:05 PM
This place is almost starting to seem sane.  Hmm...who wants to talk about sliding doors?  I mean, what is more crazy than a door that slides?  You don't even need one of them new-fangled, wacky, hi-tech doorknobs!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 17, 2004, 04:13:28 PM
That reminds me somehow of the music video to Jamiroquai's song -"Virtual Insanity". What a totally awesome video that was.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 18, 2004, 01:11:31 PM
Totally missed that video. Does that group have issues with doorknobs as well?  I tell you, whoever invented them was almost as bad as that guy who invented CD shrink wrap.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 18, 2004, 01:43:20 PM
Totally missed that video. Does that group have issues with doorknobs as well?  I tell you, whoever invented them was almost as bad as that guy who invented CD shrink wrap.

That video has issues with well... everything related to architechture.

I found a Flash link that I think will let you see the video... but you need Quicktime installed to view it, so I can't test for sure:

Video Link (http://www.submarinechannel.com/channel/content/pause/musicvideos/mainMusicVideos.html)

Go to the bottom where it says "Select band/artist" and click on "J". Then choose "Virtual Insanity - Jamiroquai". Pick your resolution, and I hope the link works from there. :P

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 18, 2004, 01:59:47 PM
Come online tonight and remind me.  I don't want to start anything new, we're leaving to see Spider-Man 2 in the not-too-distant future.
And hey, I just received summer homework in my e-mail.  Can you smell the excitement and yayness? :X
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 18, 2004, 02:10:58 PM
I'll try, Questie... have to go out soonish and do dinner and groceries myself. Of course, I need to nudge you to read the KQ2+ Cloud Test thread too, 'cause I asked you a question there.

I know this might sound odd, but this reminds me that I wish forum software had a "Mark as unread" feature... would come in handy sometimes. :P

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on July 18, 2004, 03:57:58 PM
Storm is also a woman who is interesting like that, although more mysterious as she doesn't frequent chat rooms(maybe I just haven't been to the ones she's in ;])

Wha? who doesn't frequent what?  :o
Ok, I admit I haven't been posting much lately, life and the futility of it all getting in the way and such, but I'm still one of the top 5 posters around here (or is it top 10 by now? ::))
Anyways, you won't find many of my posts if the threads you read are all in Haven or the ugly mug ones. I have prefectly good reasons for avoiding those 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on July 18, 2004, 10:57:19 PM
Which is....? ;)

I haven't gotten around to much of the other ones yet but I'm working on it.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 19, 2004, 11:17:10 AM
Storm is scared that posting pictures of her will make us all feel ugly and ashamed of ourselves. >worships Storm<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on July 19, 2004, 03:20:34 PM
I was wondering when you were going to get back to worshiping Storm!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 19, 2004, 03:46:02 PM
Well, with her not posting as much it's a little bit more difficult!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: InvertedSilence on July 19, 2004, 08:58:54 PM
Well you could always just build yerself a storm effigy and glue it on top of your monitor. That way it'll be like storm's always with you.  ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on July 19, 2004, 11:31:34 PM
I'm a fire breathing pumpkin!!!

RAR! (http://users.ipa.net/~bobbyjoe/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/dragon.wav)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 20, 2004, 01:17:32 PM
Oh wow, Inverted!  That was a really good idea!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on July 20, 2004, 04:43:04 PM
What, Questie, you mean you don't have one already??
NOW I'm offended :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 20, 2004, 04:47:06 PM
Uhm...I mean...the cat broke it, I swear!  I was gonna get a new one, that's all! ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 20, 2004, 05:17:41 PM
You know, in another fandom, I ran a cardboard cut-out shop... maybe I should start one here? Or branch off into action dolls figures?

OK, I need a Connor one, a Storm one, and an Alexander one. Any other suggestions? XD

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on July 20, 2004, 05:23:32 PM
Storm was in KQ?  :o

 ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 20, 2004, 05:31:05 PM
I never said I'd limit myself to only KQ characters. :suffer:

I have at least one customer for a Storm cut-out/doll, so there you go.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: InvertedSilence on July 20, 2004, 08:31:54 PM
Better not make too many or the collective conciousness of the dolls/action figures would probably unite to rebel against their human creators.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 20, 2004, 09:11:55 PM
Perhaps... although at least the Storm dolls would be far too busy tormenting the Connor dolls to bother helping.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 22, 2004, 12:01:05 PM
And the rebellion couldn't work without Storm! >worships Storm<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on July 23, 2004, 08:30:52 AM
Perhaps... although at least the Storm dolls would be far too busy tormenting the Connor dolls to bother helping.

Peace & Luv, Liz

... and the Say doll would stand around and go "OMGWTF" at everything, QC-doll would find reasons to be a twerp and drip sarcasm over the other dolls, J-Roc doll would party til the sun set and make everone laugh, KoKo doll would keep things clean(er than it would have been without her) and make the other dolls feel good about not being self-indulgent, Cesar doll would make everyone suffer, Yonkey doll would stand aside looking on and butt in every once in a while with a funny comment or to correct something....
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 23, 2004, 09:05:15 AM
Wow, Zero knows us all *far* too well. :P He's right, except that the Cesar doll would also fart.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on July 23, 2004, 09:55:18 AM
I agree!  XB
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on July 23, 2004, 11:31:50 AM
Yonkey doll would stand aside looking on and butt in every once in a while with a funny comment or to correct something....
It's nice to see I'm appreciated around here. ::)

j/k XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on July 23, 2004, 12:50:04 PM
But we all luv you, Neil!  <3

And you are appreciated!  Especially when you post a funny comment or correct something! :P

Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on July 23, 2004, 04:25:52 PM
...Kimmie doll would incessantly change clothes and take pics with the other dolls, invertedsilence doll would break out in a bass solo...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on July 23, 2004, 04:30:24 PM
Storm was in KQ?  :o

You mean, I won't be in KQ9? how disappointing :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 23, 2004, 08:30:35 PM
 :o OH NO! Storm's just invited a shameless plug for the character contest into this thread!! >ducks and runs<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: InvertedSilence on July 23, 2004, 10:37:23 PM
Quote
invertedsilence doll would break out in a bass solo...

*ahem* Thats guitar solo thankyewverymuch.   ;P
ZeroGravityFire would make awesome and frighteningly accurate steryotypes of all the other dolls.   XB
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Kimmie on July 24, 2004, 01:32:21 AM
Quote
...Kimmie doll would incessantly change clothes and take pics with the other dolls, invertedsilence doll would break out in a bass solo...


 :o :o :o...is that what i do?  :o

right i need to change my character then... ;P

i havnt been in here much, and when i do come here, i find im a photo taking, clothes changing doll  :o woah this is what celebritys feel like when they see themselves as a doll[/glow]
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on July 24, 2004, 07:05:00 AM
Storm was in KQ?  :o

You mean, I won't be in KQ9? how disappointing :'(

Sure you will! You'll be a creepy monster that the hero has to defeat (or not defeat) to save (or not save) Connor! (Hee, J/K.)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on July 24, 2004, 07:43:47 PM
Storm was in KQ?  :o

You mean, I won't be in KQ9? how disappointing :'(
Not yet... maybe if you submit a couple pics in the Costume Contest (http://www.tsl-game.com/contest) we'll see.  ;P

Sure you will! You'll be a creepy monster that the hero has to defeat (or not defeat) to save (or not save) Connor! (Hee, J/K.)
I thought Connor was the creepy monster.  ???

 ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: InvertedSilence on July 24, 2004, 07:50:06 PM
Must be a typo, I mean, who would wanna save Connor? XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on July 24, 2004, 07:53:25 PM
Me  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: InvertedSilence on July 24, 2004, 08:54:31 PM
Ohh! I think I understand, the moster is actually a gigantic fire breathing pumpkin whose trying to save connor from the rest of us!  ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on July 24, 2004, 09:05:57 PM
YES, that's it   !!!

*breathes fire at nearest person*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: InvertedSilence on July 24, 2004, 09:19:34 PM
*Barbecues steak on fire*
Hey! You heated my gaspacho! >:(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on July 24, 2004, 10:35:10 PM
*looks around for Connor*

Where'd he go ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 28, 2004, 08:34:47 PM
To save Storm a repost...
Where do you think that steak came from?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on July 28, 2004, 08:35:44 PM
InvertedSilence silence ate Connor  :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: InvertedSilence on July 28, 2004, 10:49:28 PM
Mmmmmmm...*munch, munch*
Try the buttocks, *offers some to Questie* its nice and fatty.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on July 28, 2004, 11:08:30 PM
We should make a Connor pie.
(>has been listening to far too much Sweeney Todd<)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on July 28, 2004, 11:08:39 PM
For Connor!

*breathes fire at InvertedSilence*

*breathes fire at Q*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on July 29, 2004, 06:30:06 AM
He gave you heartburn?  :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on July 29, 2004, 07:35:50 AM
LN, how many times do I have to tell you...Connor and your stomach don't agree!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on July 29, 2004, 05:18:12 PM
I didn't eat him  >:(

I don't think they ate him anyways, I'll know for sure when KQ9 is finished.  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Kimmie on July 30, 2004, 04:58:15 AM
Is the hatred aimed at Connor, or MoE? If he had a big appetite he could have eaten the whole of MoE...especially the annoying gnome land, which was so pointless i almost cried!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on July 30, 2004, 06:27:55 PM
Uhm...I mean...the cat broke it, I swear!  I was gonna get a new one, that's all! ;P
What cat? :suffer:

For Connor!

*breathes fire at InvertedSilence*

*breathes fire at Q*
*stands by with fire hose to cool off InvertedSilence and Q*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on August 01, 2004, 05:54:34 PM
>crosses fingers< I'm sorry that I ate Connor.  I mistook him for a newbie. XB
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 01, 2004, 09:32:36 PM
So... am i sane?

P.S. I posted that BEFORE the pumpkin avatar.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on August 01, 2004, 09:57:09 PM
Did you make an appointment? XB
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 01, 2004, 10:46:34 PM
The forum's up 24 hours a day(normally), so I'll let him decide on the appointment time(as long as it's within the 24 hours of the day).
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 02, 2004, 03:45:06 PM
Did you make an appointment? XB
Since when did you appoint yourself as my secretary? :suffer:

The forum's up 24 hours a day(normally), so I'll let him decide on the appointment time(as long as it's within the 24 hours of the day).
I can 'skip' a day if I need to, so don't take those 24 hours as a guarantee.

So... am i sane?
Not as long as you're 'joined' to the pumpkin-counterpart. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 02, 2004, 04:42:55 PM
Thanks, CC, for clearing everything up...now if only LN will listen! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on August 02, 2004, 04:46:47 PM
Speaking of Avatars, Storm's avatar has to be the most contradictive one of all, as far as portraying their personality.

LN's sig states he is a certain type of pumpkin and that he's looknig for a cure. Well the best one out there to fix your problem would be the fairy godmother. She'd turn you into a beautiful carriage for a few hours, but other than that, I think you are going to have to make a life with your pumpkinness.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 02, 2004, 07:20:55 PM
Some Powerful Wizard I am, can't even make a cure for myself...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on August 04, 2004, 11:37:14 AM
I didn't appointment myself your secretary, CC.  Since you took away my bell I was ringing, and the pen's been eaten....
Well, if I don't ask people if they have an appointment, how am I supposed to keep myself entertained?
Btw, do you have an appointment?  I don't see you on my list...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on August 04, 2004, 01:07:28 PM
LOL!  :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on August 04, 2004, 01:40:38 PM
/me looks down at her hoard for a minute, looks up twitching for a moment, then reluctantly holds a pen from her collection out to Questie.

Lose it and die. :P

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on August 04, 2004, 02:15:54 PM
OMGYAYTHANKZJEYSIE!!!!!! (Hee, that was fun too!) >huggles Jeysie and clicks pen<
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclic kclickclick
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 04, 2004, 03:14:30 PM
Some Powerful Wizard I am, can't even make a cure for myself...
Didn't you read the PW-guidelines properly? They clearly state you can only employ your wizardry to aid others, not yourself. So, you need only find another PW to help you.

Btw, do you have an appointment?  I don't see you on my list...
Who's appointment schedule do you have on your list?
Look over there, a unicorn!
/me quickly pulls out his pen and adds his name to Q's list. XB
*replaces Q's clickable pen with a fixed one*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 04, 2004, 06:29:43 PM
Jeysie...CC...You got here before I could...I was about to pass Q pens :P  Great minds think alike!

/me passes Q a coloring book and crayons to keep himself entertained
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on August 04, 2004, 08:25:43 PM
*Zero-G, knowing what great intellect QC has, hands him a rubix cube, 5 difficult chess problems and a couple of philosophical quandries*

Great minds bore easily.

Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 04, 2004, 11:15:06 PM
Powerful Wizards...

send a cure my way  !!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on August 05, 2004, 01:37:05 PM
Zero...I think you have me confused with someone else.  I may bore easily, but I also am easily entertained.  >tries to bite rubix cube while coloring in Cat's coloring book<

CC, stop stealing my entertainment.  Give me back Jeysie's clicky pen!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 06, 2004, 01:15:51 AM
*carries coffin to the woods*

*opens coffin*

Connor RUN!
Storm thinks I have killed you, now run away, before she finds you.

RUN FASTER !!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 06, 2004, 06:14:36 PM
CC, stop stealing my entertainment.  Give me back Jeysie's clicky pen!!
Can I put you in solitary confiment while you do clickety-click with it so you don't drive the other patients more crazy than they already are?

/me wonders where LN picked up that coffin...
Anyway, that wood is just the Asylum's indoor garden, so Connor won't get very far. 8)
/me sends some security cats to apprehend Connor and put him into a holding cell, whilst he notifies Storm. XB
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 06, 2004, 11:33:57 PM
CC, stop stealing my entertainment.  Give me back Jeysie's clicky pen!!
Can I put you in solitary confiment while you do clickety-click with it so you don't drive the other patients more crazy than they already are?

/me wonders where LN picked up that coffin...
Anyway, that wood is just the Asylum's indoor garden, so Connor won't get very far. 8)
/me sends some security cats to apprehend Connor and put him into a holding cell, whilst he notifies Storm. XB

I've made a huge mistake!  :(

*grabs bucket of water*

I'll save Connor  !!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 07, 2004, 02:32:27 PM
*grabs bucket of water*

I'll save Connor  !!!
With a bucket of water? What are you going to do with that, drown Connor?
/me prepares himself for LN's next move, whatever it may be
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 07, 2004, 11:09:24 PM
Quote
* copycat sends some security cats to apprehend Connor

*throws water(from bucket) at security cats*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on August 08, 2004, 12:53:43 PM
>water bucket hits Questie as he walks towards solitary confinement< NOOOOOO!!  Now the spring will get rusty!! >tackles LN<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 08, 2004, 01:49:55 PM
Why would it get rusty  ???

I just hit you with the bucket  XD

*throws Q in random direction*

*fills another bucket with water*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on August 08, 2004, 10:16:35 PM
Noooooooooooo!

*drinks the second bucket of water*
bleh :X

XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 08, 2004, 10:57:01 PM
*fills third bucket of water*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 09, 2004, 06:54:01 AM
How did this floor get SO dirty???

*grabs mop*

Hmmm...water...need some water...

*grabs bucket of water and starts moping*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on August 09, 2004, 11:06:42 AM
*Zero-G enters wearing a hermeneutically sealed suit against everything that might be thrown against him and starts a water war by throwing a water balloon on the back of Cat's head, another one on QC as he's clicking his infernal pen, CC receives one while reviewing his psych notes, Yonkey gets it while cooking a meal for himself and his host of everreproducing bunnies, LN's fire is put out by a well placed hose shot, J-roc enjoys a cold water balloon on his face that sprays up his nose and lastly he lobs one over to where racx is and gets him square in the chest, hurtling him into Jeysie, who protectively catches him*

Aaaahh. That's better. :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on August 09, 2004, 11:10:26 AM
/me sets Racx on the ground and then runs over and desperately tries to protect her pen collection from all the water.

BTW, how did Yonkey end up with Katie's bunnies?

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on August 09, 2004, 11:18:33 AM
Anyone that smells Yonkey's food, wants to move in with him(or so I'm told ;))

*Zero-G, everprotected by his layer of hardened gelatin, catches Jeysie mid-stride with a well-aimed hose shot*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on August 09, 2004, 11:25:20 AM
Ack! Oh... dear... my poor pens. :'( :'(

OK... now it's time for PAYBACK!

/me steals a Bunsen burner from CC's laboratory, grabs a plastic bag from the nurses' station, lights the burner, puts the bag over it for water protection, and sticks it under the sprinker sensor.

/me then passes out from the horrible burning plastic fumes. Yuck!

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 09, 2004, 12:00:52 PM
How DARE you ruin Jeysie's pens?!?!

/me gives more clicky pens to Jeysie

And how did Jason get pulled into the fight when he hasn't been around for about three weeks?  Poor Jason...

/me tries to revive Jason
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on August 09, 2004, 01:03:35 PM
You got Jeysie's pens wet?!  >:(  This means war.

/me grabs hold of the nearest security cat, picks him up and shotputs it to zerogravity.  In mid-air the ball of fur turns into a razor sharp sphere of claws and tears through zerogravity's suit.  The sprinkler system activates from Jeysie's device and gets zero soaking wet.

 ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on August 09, 2004, 01:18:02 PM
*Liitle did they know that Zero-G's suit was for THEIR protection* Free!! ok Yonkey you wanna play hard water, huh? Here comes a bucket of heavy water topped off with some instant subzero pellets which will explode on impact and turn you into man of Storm's type. I one word: Freeze!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on August 09, 2004, 01:23:01 PM
/me recovers from the plastic smell and hurls the ruined, wet, cold pens at Zero-G as weapons.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on August 09, 2004, 01:30:43 PM
*Zero-G quickly swallows a couple of soaked-pen-repellents and braces for the impact. Surprised to find the pens missing him by a mile, he realizes Jeysie must have been blinded by his beaming smile(envision heroic, colgate teeth)*

Wow, this turned from a water fight to a pen fight real quick.

*Zero-G gives Jeysie his bull pen*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on August 09, 2004, 01:51:47 PM
/me sends some security cats to apprehend Connor and put him into a holding cell, whilst he notifies Storm. XB

Thanks, CC!! ;D

/me captures Connor and puts him through the worse torture of all - playing MOE :P


To save Storm a repost...
Where do you think that steak came from?

Thanks!! that one really needed to be re-posted ;)

Is the hatred aimed at Connor, or MoE?

MOE basically, but there's enough to go around ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on August 09, 2004, 05:46:53 PM
/me captures Connor and puts him through the worse torture of all - playing MOE :P
The horror... the horror!  :-X

 :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 09, 2004, 09:41:34 PM
Who would have thought, that pretending to kill Connor(and trying to let him go free), would cause.... whatever is happening in this thread. :-\

/me sends some security cats to apprehend Connor and put him into a holding cell, whilst he notifies Storm. XB

Thanks, CC!! ;D

/me captures Connor and puts him through the worse torture of all - playing MOE :P

I thought Connor would have escaped, during all of this insanity.

How did this floor get SO dirty???

*grabs mop*

Hmmm...water...need some water...

*grabs bucket of water and starts moping*

Why do people keep taking/spilling my bucket of water?  :'(

LN's fire is put out by a well placed hose shot

*breathes on container of diesel*

Water, fire, cats, and pens. This thread is back on track.  XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on August 10, 2004, 08:53:11 AM
Was it ever off track? ???

I thought Connor would have escaped, during all of this insanity.

You were wrong. Connor did not escape! he stoods up and fought! but he didn't stand a chance, of course. This isn't MOE where you get points for senseless violence :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on August 10, 2004, 12:15:57 PM
>worships Storm<
Aha!  I think I know one weapon that Zero cannot defend himself against!
>runs over to the asylum CD player and pops in Britney Spears<
GAAAH!! THE PAIN!! >grabs Zero and ties him next to a speaker and then runs back to solitary confinement where I was supposed to be this whole time<
....little do either CC or Jeysie know that I've dug a tunnel to a clicky-pen factory in here....heheheheh...
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclic kclickclickclickclickclick
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 10, 2004, 12:48:03 PM
Quote
Was it ever off track? ???

Yes, it was. It was starting to make too much sense.

*fills another bucket of water.*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on August 10, 2004, 10:04:37 PM
"...cuz now I'm stroooonger, than yeesterday..."
*Zero-G hums along with the music and jigles until he notices the shoddy knotmanhip of QC, as the ropes slide of him. He turns the volume up some more til it reaches the clicky pen factory....*

"...SLAAAVE, FOR YOUU...."

Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on August 11, 2004, 10:51:24 AM
NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Zero, by turning the volume up that loud, you've activated the self destruct sequence!!  TURN IT DOWN BEFORE IT EXPLODES IN A FLAMING MUSHROOM CLOUD OF DOOM!!!!!!!
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclic kclickclick
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on August 12, 2004, 01:18:11 PM
*Zero-G, although he didn't intend to destroy the world's only pen factory, doesn't mind it at all b/c since they don't work in zero gravity anyway, what good are they? He settles in on a good spot far away from the soon ensuing spectacle of the exploding factory.....*

Oooooh!! Look at that blue and green rainbow. Wow, that shock wave almost took my clothes off! I wonder what alien stories the people in neighboring countries will concoct of the different parts that land in their backyard.

Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on August 12, 2004, 03:10:54 PM
....I think Zero just killed everyone.  Poo. :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 12, 2004, 03:20:28 PM
/me steals a Bunsen burner from CC's laboratory, grabs a plastic bag from the nurses' station, lights the burner, puts the bag over it for water protection, and sticks it under the sprinker sensor.
You mean 'borrows a Bunsen burner', right? :-*

....little do either CC or Jeysie know that I've dug a tunnel to a clicky-pen factory in here....heheheheh...
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclic kclickclickclickclickclick
/me hears the sound of clicking pens coming from the stationary cupboard, unlocks the door and finds...QC! :o
OK, now you've done it! To the isolation cell you go! 8)

He turns the volume up some more til it reaches the clicky pen factory....*
Little does Zero know the clicky pen factory is just a decoy... ::)

....I think Zero just killed everyone.  Poo. :(
Can't happen, my Asylum can withstand the force of any explosion, even of one that's right outside. And everyone coming in is automatically scanned for explosives, so no explosive material can come inside. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on August 12, 2004, 04:45:59 PM
....I think Zero just killed everyone.  Poo. :(

Nah. I wouldn't do that. The parts I mentioned were factory parts, you silly!  ;-D

I knew you were running for your life with your arms full of clicky pens when you heard the self-destruct alarm go off.

Good thing is you are now the sole owner of hte last clicky pens and can make a fortune in selling each one for an arm and a leg.(if you feel like you need more than you've got, that is) 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on August 12, 2004, 04:50:16 PM
Wow...CC plans for EVERYTHING.  :P

Uh..could I have another clicky pen? XB
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 12, 2004, 06:50:12 PM
CC thinks of everything because he's one smart guy!  

/me sneaks Q a clicky pen through a crack in the door
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on August 12, 2004, 07:53:52 PM
/me sighs and starts yet another pen collection.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on August 12, 2004, 10:33:04 PM
>feels bad that Jeysie has no pens and I do...<
>looks sadly down at his clicky pen<
>reluctantly slips Jeysie......five bucks to go buy herself some more pens<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 13, 2004, 04:45:17 AM
Good thing is you are now the sole owner of hte last clicky pens and can make a fortune in selling each one for an arm and a leg.(if you feel like you need more than you've got, that is) 8)
/me thinks the time is right to unveil the new 'Cats & C°' clicky pen factory! XB

/me sneaks Q a clicky pen through a crack in the door
That's not a crack, that opening in the door is meant for passing items through. 8)

/me sighs and starts yet another pen collection.
/me gives Jeysie the first batch of pen collections from the new clicky pen factory, engraved with the 'Cats & C°'-logo, therefor collector's items. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on August 13, 2004, 05:54:03 AM
Yay, pens! Happy, happy, happy.

 <3 CC and Questie!

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on August 13, 2004, 07:54:41 AM
*Zero-G, being indifferent to pens, neither welcomes nor destests the pen producing building. Although he does realize the seeming value other people put ito them so he finally decides to appreciate the addition.*

Oh a new factory. How nice. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 13, 2004, 05:14:49 PM
*Zero-G, being indifferent to pens, neither welcomes nor destests the pen producing building. Although he does realize the seeming value other people put ito them so he finally decides to appreciate the addition.*
You sure you don't want even just one clicky pen? ::) How do you know they won't work in zero-G? Have you tried it yet?
BTW, I seem to have forgotten to put you into solitary confiment too, for causing such a disturbance in the Asylum. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on August 13, 2004, 05:19:18 PM
Zero-G, you obviously have been under a rock. ;)

Quote
"Space Pens," developed by Fisher in the United States, which combine a more viscous than normal ballpoint pen ink with a gas pressurized piston which forces the ink toward the point. This design allows the pen to write even upside down or in zero gravity environments. It was developed at the request of NASA, and has been used in spaceflight. Fisher has capitalized on the design, developing a line of "Space Pens" for consumer use.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballpoint_pen

I used to own one of those, actually... they were pretty neat.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 13, 2004, 05:43:44 PM
Quote
"Space Pens," developed by Fisher in the United States, which combine a more viscous than normal ballpoint pen ink with a gas pressurized piston which forces the ink toward the point. This design allows the pen to write even upside down or in zero gravity environments. It was developed at the request of NASA, and has been used in spaceflight. Fisher has capitalized on the design, developing a line of "Space Pens" for consumer use.
But do those do 'clickety-click'?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on August 13, 2004, 05:50:05 PM
Heh. It's been a while since I owned one, but there are a few varieties that look clicky (http://www.spacepen.com/usa/products/index.htm).

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: zerogravityfire on August 13, 2004, 06:16:28 PM
... and all the while Zero-G keeps using his trusty ol' pencil. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on August 13, 2004, 06:25:48 PM
Unfortunately, pencils are useless for some purposes. Plus mechanical pencils aren't as satisfying with their clicky, and too much clicky with them makes a mess, too.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 13, 2004, 08:57:11 PM
*Zero-G, being indifferent to pens, neither welcomes nor destests the pen producing building. Although he does realize the seeming value other people put ito them so he finally decides to appreciate the addition.*
You sure you don't want even just one clicky pen? ::) How do you know they won't work in zero-G? Have you tried it yet?
BTW, I seem to have forgotten to put you into solitary confiment too, for causing such a disturbance in the Asylum. 8)

You can't do that, he's not even a patient yet!

*looks at zero-g pen posts*

Random Thought
The Americans spent over 1million dollars to invent/make them. The Russians just used a pencil.

*wonders what the reason was, for pointing out the US government's need to spend money pointlessly*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on August 13, 2004, 09:07:40 PM
Random Thought
The Americans spent over 1million dollars to invent/make them. The Russians just used a pencil.

*wonders what the reason was, for pointing out the US government's need to spend money pointlessly*

I love the Urban Legends Reference Pages. (http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 13, 2004, 09:08:46 PM
Thanks for clarifying that, Jeysie!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 13, 2004, 09:20:29 PM
*takes pride in his nation*

*feels stupid, happy, and plans on keeping such thoughts to himself from now on*

*also feels slightly ashamed*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on August 13, 2004, 09:24:34 PM
*feels stupid, happy, and plans on keeping such thoughts to himself from now on*

But I like having reasons to justify my mad research skillz. ;P

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 13, 2004, 09:31:40 PM
*feels stupid, happy, and plans on keeping such thoughts to himself from now on*

But I like having reasons to justify my mad research skillz. ;P

Peace & Luv, Liz

Don't worry, I'll still post Random Thoughts. I just won't be posting anymore US Random Thoughts for awhile(I got that information, from a source I considered trustworthy).
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 15, 2004, 02:52:02 PM
Heh. It's been a while since I owned one, but there are a few varieties that look clicky (http://www.spacepen.com/usa/products/index.htm).
AFAIK, none of the spacepens was clicky. :(

You can't do that, he's not even a patient yet!
He's not? I suppose that's what you get when your assistant is absent. Strange, considering the way he (Zero-G)'s been behaving lately.
Anyway, that can soon be fixed....
/me writes zero-G's name on the patient list.
There, happy now?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 17, 2004, 12:16:15 AM
Kings Quest 9 Fansite #1_Under Construction (http://users.ipa.net/~bobbyjoe/)

As soon as my Haven Pet is finished(I'm not trying to rush anyone), may I put it on my site?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Kimmie on August 18, 2004, 09:30:15 AM
im assuming say has alot on her plate at the mo LN  :) the pets may hav to wait a while.

actually my real pet jake has been really quiet today...i think its the thunder...aaaaaaaw
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 18, 2004, 09:35:41 AM
Poor Jake.

Oh oh!  Funny story (in retrospect) about Koko.  Do you guys know of those sticky bug traps that are put in houses?  It's like a small piece of cardboard with glue on top of it--and they're really strong (the one in our garage caught a small lizard).  Anyway, these but traps are in every room of the house.  Well, Koko got behind an old wooden toybox upstairs and all of a sudden, he's meowing like there's no tomorrow.  I get worried and go over and check on him.  I'm pulling him out from behind the toybox and find the trap stuck on his belly fur.  Poor baby.  So I pull it off and let him go.  He starts walking across the carpet...and you can hear the carpet sticking to his front paw!!  It was so funny!

(We did call the bug exterminator and found out that it was just glue--no poison--just to make sure it was ok for Koko to lick it off.  See, we take care of our animals as we're laughing at them :P)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on August 18, 2004, 09:37:09 AM
Nice site so far, LN!  XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 18, 2004, 09:15:51 PM
"Guest     Today at 10:08:03pm     Hidden"

Interesting...

"Guest     Today at 02:20:15am     Viewing the thread The Stabbing Thread."

Oh no, now I've done it.  :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 26, 2004, 12:28:35 PM
What has happend to all the patients!? Did they escape?

Maybe they left, to join this one. XD

Lunatix Online (http://www.lunatix-online.com/)

P.S. This is the part I like. " If you are unable to behave maturely and respecfully of the other patients here, your ability to chat, post news, and send mail may be suspended for 24 hours." XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 26, 2004, 12:45:10 PM
I was noticing that it looks like a majority of our people have either disappeared or not posting as much.  I can't say much, since I'm doing the same...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 26, 2004, 12:57:57 PM
If the patients don't come back soon, I'm going to have to join the Asylum(what's an asylum, without patients?).  :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on August 26, 2004, 01:27:39 PM
Yeah... it does seem kinda quiet around here. I blame myself... nobody likes me being around...

*sulks*  :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 26, 2004, 01:30:02 PM
*huggles*  I like you being around!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 26, 2004, 01:32:38 PM
Same here.

I was wondering when you'd come back.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on August 26, 2004, 01:33:38 PM
 :pleased: Thanks Koko. *huggles back*
It just makes me wonder though... ever since I got back from "sabatical" people have been posting less and less. Now, I do have a tendancy to feel guilty for everything... but its still a weird coincidence....  :-\

(and thanks LN :) you posted while i was typing...)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 26, 2004, 01:37:44 PM
I got rid of my signature, about the time you got back. Maybe everyone misses the Fire Breathing Pumpkin! XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 26, 2004, 01:39:01 PM
It's probably just because school's starting back (or about to...or already has) so some of our regulars are unable to post...or several people are trying to post less, so they're around less often.  It's just a coincidence that it's happened right as you're coming back.

LN: :no: I don't think that's it.

:P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on August 26, 2004, 01:49:20 PM
I dont believe it! Its all my fault!!

*tries to jump out of dorm window, Asylum police capture Fatali and sends him to the KQ9 Asylum*  :X
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 26, 2004, 01:53:19 PM
Quote
I don't think that's it.

Which gives me good reason to remove that Flash banner.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 27, 2004, 05:59:48 PM
*tries to jump out of dorm window, Asylum police capture Fatali and sends him to the KQ9 Asylum*  :X
What're you talking about? I don't have any police cats, just security cats, and one of my flying cats (not by itself ofcourse) caught you as you were falling down.

What has happend to all the patients!? Did they escape?
/me checks monitors (by having one of his cat staff walking by each of them and thus ensuring they still work).
Nope, they're still all there, although they do seem to have gone awfully quiet... :-\ :zzz:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 27, 2004, 09:18:01 PM
CC, I think they're planning their escape!  XB
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: InvertedSilence on August 27, 2004, 09:40:10 PM
Psh, noone can escape! Look, I did and I couldnt help but come back!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on August 28, 2004, 01:33:13 AM
My mistake, CC. Ill make sure to address your SECURITY Cats properly in the future.  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 28, 2004, 06:39:59 AM
Hopefully, CC will excuse you.  It's been a while since you made it around, and things CAN be forgotten! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on August 28, 2004, 10:09:31 AM
I only haven't been posting much because...well...
The put a chatroom on the Utopia Skye message boards, and all the mods have had to be testing it and stuff.  And I'm a mod.
But we've finsihed testing so I should be able to post more!  Except that all my friends are suddenly like 'OMG, summer's almost over and we've hardly invited Graham to anything" so they're trying to fill my calendar with stuff.  Can't say I'm minding, but...I may not be able to post much till school starts up! (Sounds backwards, doesn't it?)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 28, 2004, 10:52:57 AM
Backwards is ok...just glad your friends are inviting you out!! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on August 31, 2004, 03:31:04 PM
iehhpp!! the Asylum is still running?

*sits down in the visitor area*

*takes some popcorn*

*watches a patient getting shocktherapy on big screen*

...it's just like 'one flew over the cukoo's nest'  :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 31, 2004, 03:39:18 PM
Yonkey did that to InvertedSilence!?  :o

Well, I guess he lives up to his name now.  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on August 31, 2004, 03:49:45 PM
Well.... I only saw the patient, didn't saw who did it to him .....Neil you said?? eh??

/me wonders if this thread (and forum) is still safe  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 31, 2004, 04:19:18 PM
No reason to wonder.

It's an empty, dangerous, and insane thread. (http://users.ipa.net/~bobbyjoe/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/meye1.gif)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on August 31, 2004, 04:34:48 PM
well.... 41 pages is far from empty.... but it's not less creepy *shivers*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 31, 2004, 04:47:08 PM
well.... 41 pages is far from empty.... but it's not less creepy *shivers*

Not many people have posted, compared to usual, since you left last time.  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 31, 2004, 04:53:36 PM
I guess that just means that Rob is the heart of the asylum and we can't seem to keep it running without him! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on August 31, 2004, 05:35:22 PM
Wasnt Mango a key ingredient to the asylum? When did she stop believing she was Roberta??  ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 31, 2004, 05:56:06 PM
I don't remember when it was...a little while back...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 31, 2004, 06:22:34 PM
*whacks FataliOmega over the head with his Wabbajack, and turns him into a pineapple*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on August 31, 2004, 06:26:06 PM
Oooh pineapple! !!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on August 31, 2004, 06:42:46 PM
I can't remember when mango's identity crisis was either.  :-\ Or is she still going through one?  8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on August 31, 2004, 08:19:59 PM
(http://plaza.ufl.edu/balrog/pineapple.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 31, 2004, 09:33:37 PM
I'd give you the cure I made, if it weren't for the side effects. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 31, 2004, 09:44:06 PM
Okay, I managed to dig up the first side effects(I'll probably be freeing up space soon, so now's a good time to see my poor graphics editing skills).

http://users.ipa.net/~bobbyjoe/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/test3.swf
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on August 31, 2004, 09:53:40 PM
Great! The side effects to the cure thats supposed to make me less pineappleish and more Erikish will make my skin go violet, my shirt go red, and the background go a horid green... Whered you pick up the antidote? Willy Wonkas?  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 31, 2004, 10:33:27 PM
Great! The side effects to the cure thats supposed to make me less pineappleish and more Erikish will make my skin go violet, my shirt go red, and the background go a horid green... Whered you pick up the antidote? Willy Wonkas?  :P

It's homemade. ;D

and that's just the start of the side effects(Darth Vader personality's another). XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 01, 2004, 12:28:54 AM
a pineapple, this forum gets pretty fr00ty  :D :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 01, 2004, 12:34:50 AM
iirc Roberta Williams AKA Leanne was the only person on this forum who shouldn't be in the Asylum, yet she was  :-\

Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on September 01, 2004, 07:21:20 AM
Attacking innocent (or moderately innocent) people randomly with crazed mango monsters.... I consider that insanity in the highest order!  :P

(not saying it wasnt fun...)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on September 01, 2004, 07:28:30 AM
I was half tempted to change that pic into my avatar. ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 01, 2004, 07:46:03 AM
Please don't...we don't need another food product in the forum!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 01, 2004, 08:36:33 AM
Please don't...we don't need another food product in the forum!

Hey!

If he wants to be a pineapple, let him be a pineapple. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 01, 2004, 08:43:29 AM
we have two cats, so why can't we have two fr00ts?  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 01, 2004, 08:56:35 AM
hmmm, well, it was self defence. after all, mango minions are sweet little creatures fr00ts :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on September 01, 2004, 10:23:55 AM
Shes thrown a whale at me before... That is NOT self-defense. Thats Overkill.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on September 01, 2004, 10:31:03 AM
Last time I checked, I didnt have much of an option to stay less-than-pineapple. LN had "forum-rage" and used his 'wabbajack' without my permission.  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 01, 2004, 10:33:43 AM
Last time I checked, I didnt have much of an option to stay less-than-pineapple. LN had "forum-rage" and used his 'wabbajack' without my permission.  :P

*hands cure to FataliOmega*

Your choice  :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on September 01, 2004, 10:39:48 AM
Fine! I choose to be a violet incandescent lightbulb for the next day rather than be a pineapple for life.

*takes cure*
*turns into a violet incandescent pineapple*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 01, 2004, 10:50:19 AM
Fine! I choose to be a violet incandescent lightbulb for the next day rather than be a pineapple for life.

*takes cure*
*turns into a violet incandescent pineapple*

*long pause*and I thought I had bad side effects from the cure.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 01, 2004, 01:46:16 PM
she threw a whale at you and you didn't saw it comming and dodged?  :o :o that's not overkill that is just poor eye sight  :D 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on September 01, 2004, 09:49:33 PM
Re:The Official KQIX Asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 02, 2004, 12:24:25 AM
well......try me  :D ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on September 02, 2004, 04:19:56 AM
I honestly don't remember whale-throwings.  you're all crazy, lol.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 02, 2004, 05:18:37 AM
...not everyone  :-\ ;-D ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on September 02, 2004, 10:08:46 AM
Im pretty sure it was an isolated incident. Even so, a several ton water mammal falling ontop of you tends to make an impression.... (and not just the broken bone kind  :P )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Ellone on September 02, 2004, 08:41:21 PM
[removed excess smilies]

 :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 03, 2004, 05:07:37 PM
My mistake, CC. Ill make sure to address your SECURITY Cats properly in the future.  ::)
NP.

*watches a patient getting shocktherapy on big screen*
You must have been watching a re-run. I haven't done one of those in ages. And I don't recall having a movie screen in the visitor area. ???

I honestly don't remember whale-throwings.  you're all crazy, lol.
*scans through his security tapes*

Ah, shuddayer mouth *throws a whale at you*

CC, I think they're planning their escape!  XB
Planning or plotting an escape is permitted in this Asylum. Whether or not the plan they come up with can be successful is another matter. :stop:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 03, 2004, 05:10:39 PM
CC, were you a moderator at one point, or did I just assume that, because you are/were in charge of the Asylum? ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 03, 2004, 05:30:25 PM
CC, were you a moderator at one point, or did I just assume that, because you are/were in charge of the Asylum? ???
To be a mod, you have to be part of the team, and since I can't provide anything useful to the team, I can't join them. :-\ But yes, I've always been in charge of the Asylum, in fact, IIRC, I founded the original one too. ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 03, 2004, 05:34:05 PM
CC, were you a moderator at one point, or did I just assume that, because you are/were in charge of the Asylum? ???
To be a mod, you have to be part of the team, and since I can't provide anything useful to the team, I can't join them. :-\ But yes, I've always been in charge of the Asylum, in fact, IIRC, I founded the original one too. ;D

Just wondering.  :)

One more question. How did racx end up being your assistent? ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 03, 2004, 05:57:20 PM
One more question. How did racx end up being your assistent? ???
After he was discharged from the Asylum, he applied for the job and I accepted. :yes:
After all, I couldn't keep track of where every patient's room was located in the Asylum, so occasionally one might end up in the wrong one. :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on September 03, 2004, 07:11:29 PM
Its good to know you keep accurate accounts of all of Mango's misdeeds. Its good to know Im not going totally insane...

...Yet!  :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 03, 2004, 08:49:53 PM
That reminds me...

Now that the pumpkin's detached from my mind(hopefully), am I sane? XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 04, 2004, 07:25:44 AM
I am back to watch over the asylum so when CC isnt present i will be watching :P :devil:

BTW nice to be working with you again CC :D, also im glad to finally be completely sane ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 04, 2004, 08:16:24 AM
After he was discharged from the Asylum, he applied for the job and I accepted. :yes:
After all, I couldn't keep track of where every patient's room was located in the Asylum, so occasionally one might end up in the wrong one. :-\
The fact that Jason created a new Asylum for you might have something to do with you accepting his job application I think  :-\ :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 04, 2004, 08:53:08 AM
Actually i was the only one to apply :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on September 04, 2004, 11:17:52 AM
Only cos CC's scary.  you gotta be insane to willingly work with him;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 04, 2004, 01:28:56 PM
excellent point Leanne!!  :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 05, 2004, 03:21:40 AM
I look around the Asylum and see insane people :P, i look at myself and i see a sane person ;D, that is being corrupted by the insane ones :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 05, 2004, 03:26:31 AM
You don't look very sane to me...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 05, 2004, 03:32:26 AM
Thats because your looking at my avatar and not me ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 05, 2004, 03:37:52 AM
No, I'm looking at you. And I see a crazy toad with sunglasses on. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 05, 2004, 03:40:00 AM
Actually that picture is of a toad from a classic NES game called Battletoads :P, I could never look that good :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 07:36:33 PM
Funny, ten minutes ago, you said you were headed to bed...and you're still here! :P

Not that I don't like having you around...but you're pulling a me!

SAY!! Rob's copying me!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 07:37:31 PM
and I thought he was copying me.  ;)

lol
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 07:39:34 PM
Funny, ten minutes ago, you said you were headed to bed...and you're still here! :P

Not that I don't like having you around...but you're pulling a me!

SAY!! Rob's copying me!!

you do know that I hold you fully responsible for me not sleeping at this moment  ;-D  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 07:41:03 PM
Funny, ten minutes ago, you said you were headed to bed...and you're still here! :P

Not that I don't like having you around...but you're pulling a me!

SAY!! Rob's copying me!!

you do know that I hold you fully responsible for me not sleeping at this moment  ;-D  :P

Why is it all my fault?? ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 07:42:33 PM
well I can't blame myself for keeping me here, can I?? ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 07:44:20 PM
Nooo...that would be too easy!  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 07:45:48 PM
and totally unfair, cuz I wanted to go to bed 3.5 hours ago  8) :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 07:46:37 PM
Blame me, for bringing up the topic of yall's post count. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 07:46:45 PM
Well, I haven't been on for 3.5 hours, so it's not ALL my fault! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 07:49:01 PM
but you are responsible for the last half hour  :D :P

*blames Daniel for the remaining 3 hours*

thnx!!  :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 07:51:15 PM
phew...glad I'm not blamed for the whole time!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 07:52:31 PM
*blames Daniel for the remaining 3 hours*

thnx!!  :D

NP 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 07:52:59 PM
the last half hour is the worst  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 07:56:20 PM
Who said I actually wanted to surpass Rob the Hottie??
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 07:56:34 PM
excellent point!

let me go Cat!!  :'( :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 07:57:38 PM
Who said I actually wanted to surpass Rob the Hottie??

I dispute!!  :D :D :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 07:58:29 PM
And you're not allowed to dispute!  A person is always hardest on himself...so you're not allowed an opinion!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 07:59:14 PM
Who said I actually wanted to surpass Rob the Hottie??

You wanted to be a KQ9 Groupie!, and that's what Groupies do. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:00:20 PM
we do? how can i surpass myself then?  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:00:50 PM
A person is always hardest on himself...so you're not allowed an opinion!

That's not right! >:(

I like telling the truth about myself. Why should it matter if others don't know the facts? ???

*waits for Rob to get a hold of this post* :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:01:30 PM
we do? how can i surpass myself then?  :-\

easy, just post once more. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:01:35 PM
And you're not allowed to dispute!  A person is always hardest on himself...so you're not allowed an opinion!

I'm not listening

*put's fingers in his ears*


lalalallalala  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:02:29 PM
we do? how can i surpass myself then?  :-\

easy, just post once more. XD

wow, I'm good at it  :P :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:02:41 PM
And you're not allowed to dispute!  A person is always hardest on himself...so you're not allowed an opinion!

I'm not listening

*put's fingers in his ears*


lalalallalala  ::)

ROFL !! !! !!

*falls off forum*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:03:55 PM
*waits for Rob to get a hold of this post* :suffer:

noted  :D ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 08:04:24 PM
LN is gone!  Yes!  Now he'll no longer be a problem in surpassing us!! Mwahahahahahah!

 ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:06:16 PM
LN is gone!  Yes!  Now he'll no longer be a problem in surpassing us!! Mwahahahahahah!

 ;P

*climbs back on forum*

You still don't have to worry about me surpassing you. :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:06:48 PM
*get scared*  :o :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 08:07:14 PM
*huggles LN*

Glad to see you back!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:09:02 PM
yeah!! we need you!! cuz else the other ppl are getting angry at us for spreeing  :D :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 08:10:59 PM
And why would they get mad at us??

Oh yeah...they're the ones who might have to split the threads!  :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:11:08 PM
*get scared*  :o :o

of what? ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:11:52 PM
yeah!! we need you!! cuz else the other ppl are getting angry at us for spreeing  :D :P

You planning on putting the blame on me!! !! >:(

Good! XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:12:49 PM
And why would they get mad at us??

Oh yeah...they're the ones who might have to split the threads!  :suffer:

Actually, after Neil sees this, it might be me! XD

Well, if I'm still a moderator by then. :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:12:57 PM
lol, you know me too well  :D :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:13:59 PM
Why'd y'all stop postin? ???

It's making me look bad.*long pause* Oh. :-X
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:14:14 PM
*waves*

ok, it was fun, nite nite  :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 08:16:07 PM
LN, the reason I stopped posting...first off, didn't realize it had been three min. anyone besides you had posted.  I'm sorry, but I was IMing Rob making him go to bed.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:16:09 PM
don't need to apologize, I am responsible for my own actions
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:17:05 PM
don't need to apologize, I am responsible for my own actions

I thought it was my fault. :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:17:34 PM
LN, the reason I stopped posting...first off, didn't realize it had been three min. anyone besides you had posted.  I'm sorry, but I was IMing Rob making him go to bed.

you do know that you have to stop posting or i'll stay around  ::)

ok, now i'm deffinetly leaving *signs off* :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 08:18:33 PM
don't need to apologize, I am responsible for my own actions

I thought it was my fault. :'(

naww, just teasing  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 05, 2004, 08:18:50 PM
don't need to apologize, I am responsible for my own actions

I thought it was my fault. :'(

You want to be blamed??  Oh well...I think I'm going to get off too...*waves*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:19:01 PM
Bye! :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:20:16 PM
don't need to apologize, I am responsible for my own actions

I thought it was my fault. :'(

naww, just teasing  :P

YAY! ;D

*waits for Neil to fire him*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on September 05, 2004, 08:36:37 PM
LMAO!  :suffer:

I'm not gonna fire you!  But I do have an idea for your next assignment....  :sneaky:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:37:56 PM
And why would they get mad at us??

Oh yeah...they're the ones who might have to split the threads!  :suffer:

Actually, after Neil sees this, it might be me! XD

Well, if I'm still a moderator by then. :-\

You mean that? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on September 05, 2004, 08:40:22 PM
 :suffer: and more! !!!

  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 08:41:14 PM
:suffer: and more! !!!

  ;D

I don't know whether to be happy about that, or scared. :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jael on September 05, 2004, 11:40:12 PM
I look around the Asylum and see insane people :P, i look at myself and i see a sane person ;D, that is being corrupted by the insane ones :-\

Pfffffffffffffhahahahahahahahaha :P. Poor Jason :(. He's gotten so insane that he doesn't even know it :no: ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 05, 2004, 11:41:41 PM
I agree with him. Have you seen what Storm's been doing to him!?

It's sad. :no:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 05, 2004, 11:51:39 PM
don't need to apologize, I am responsible for my own actions

I thought it was my fault. :'(

naww, just teasing  :P

YAY! ;D

*waits for Neil to fire him*

lol, neil can't fire me  ::) :D :P ...at least not anymore  ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 07, 2004, 02:59:22 PM
excellent point Leanne!!  :D
Watch it, you! :bomb:

Now that the pumpkin's detached from my mind(hopefully), am I sane? XD
You're released from the Asykum, but on probation, which means I'll still be keeping an eye on you, to see the pumpkin doesn't surface again.

/me wonders how one can make countless posts.
Pfffffffffffffhahahahahahahahaha :P. Poor Jason :(. He's gotten so insane that he doesn't even know it :no: ;)
Ahem, excuse me, but who said you're qualified to assess a person's (in)sane-ness? :evil:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 07, 2004, 03:22:24 PM
Watch it, you! :bomb:
are you going to explode Bob?  :o :o :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 07, 2004, 08:37:14 PM
You know, I've never seen a forum with an offical asylum before. This is impressive...in a insane sort of way.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 07, 2004, 08:47:44 PM

Now that the pumpkin's detached from my mind(hopefully), am I sane? XD
You're released from the Asykum, but on probation, which means I'll still be keeping an eye on you, to see the pumpkin doesn't surface again.

Released? I was a patient? ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 08, 2004, 05:37:32 AM
Hmmmm....interesting.  His siggy in the Infamous Adventurers forum is:
I'm a Fire Breathing Pumpkin!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 08, 2004, 08:26:07 AM
Hmmmm....interesting.  His siggy in the Infamous Adventurers forum is:
I'm a Fire Breathing Pumpkin!

That's not what it said! >:(

It says "I used to be a Fire Breathing Pumpkin!". If anyone here has doubts, ask Q.

*thinks about what Q might say*

NM ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 08, 2004, 09:28:34 AM
Well, I copied and pasted it straight from the IA website as of 6:40 this morning.  Just checked it again...here it is:

Signature I'm a Fire Breathing Pumpkin!

On DA, your siggy is:

Join the Kings Quest 9 forum, and meet...

THE FIRE BREATHING PUMPKIN!!!

Just thought CC would like to know :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 08, 2004, 09:36:36 AM
Well, I copied and pasted it straight from the IA website as of 6:40 this morning.  Just checked it again...here it is:

Signature I'm a Fire Breathing Pumpkin!

On DA, your siggy is:

Join the Kings Quest 9 forum, and meet...

THE FIRE BREATHING PUMPKIN!!!

Just thought CC would like to know :P

The first one, was just to scare off The Knight(didn't work).

As for the second, it's not my fault that Don hasn't joined the rest of the Haven pets yet.


"That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it"
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 08, 2004, 01:22:40 PM
You know, I've never seen a forum with an offical asylum before. This is impressive...in a insane sort of way.

hmmm, i find it disturbing.... and actually the forum doesn't have an asylum, it is one... this thread is just for appearences sake  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 08, 2004, 07:45:06 PM
Nobody told me that the whole forum was an asylum! :o (I've got to get out of here...)
LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE-HEADED MONKEY!
*runs*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 08, 2004, 07:46:59 PM
He thinks once he enters the Asylum, that he can leave.

Sad. :no:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on September 08, 2004, 07:52:55 PM
LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE-HEADED MONKEY!
*runs*

(http://www.icon.fi/~stoney/3headoll.gif) He's not that scary!  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 08, 2004, 08:26:51 PM
He's not scary at all!  He's so cute!

*pets monkey*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 08, 2004, 10:02:48 PM
He thinks once he enters the Asylum, that he can leave.

Sad. :no:
You can't keep me in here! I'll blow up the door! I'll use my awesome ninja skillz! I'll do something! And you can't stop me! :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 08, 2004, 10:06:54 PM
Don't you want to be cured?

 :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 08, 2004, 10:08:00 PM
I'm not insane. ;D Well, I'll be seeing you... *Tries to walk out*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 08, 2004, 10:10:02 PM
I'm not insane. ;D Well, I'll be seeing you... *Tries to walk out*

Even if you leave the forum, the voice of the Asylum will echo through your mind, till the day you return.

There is NO escape.
:suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 08, 2004, 10:12:02 PM
Whaaaaaaaatever. ::) You'll have to tie me in a sack to bring me back in here.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 08, 2004, 10:12:56 PM
Whaaaaaaaatever. ::) You'll have to tie me in a sack to bring me back in here.

You want the voice in your head, for THAT long? :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 08, 2004, 10:15:33 PM
(http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/attachments/stopvoices.gif)

See what's happened to Rosella, since she left? :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 08, 2004, 10:16:17 PM
Voice in my head. Baloney. ::) Unless someone here has psychic powers, I don't think I'll hear any voices. *Flys away*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 08, 2004, 10:18:39 PM
Voice in my head. Baloney. ::) Unless someone here has psychic powers, I don't think I'll hear any voices. *Flys away*

The Asylum, has powers FAR beyond the psionic. You just think that you don't hear voices, they've already influenced you.

Whaaaaaaaatever. ::) You'll have to tie me in a sack to bring me back in here.

See? You've returned since then. The voice of the Asylum, will bring you back to use again. :suffer:

There is no escape. :evil:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 08, 2004, 10:26:53 PM
We see you! ;D

Quote
Jafar     Today at 11:21:58pm     Viewing the thread Re:The Official KQIX Asylum.


EDIT: You'll have to ask CC(Copycat), if my theory about the voices is correct. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 09, 2004, 12:00:10 AM
hmmm... I think we have someone that is dillusional.... tsss, fly away, thinking he ahs escaped.


Bob!! can you cure him? release him from his illusions?  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on September 09, 2004, 05:31:35 AM
I'm not insane. ;D Well, I'll be seeing you... *Tries to walk out*

Even if you leave the forum, the voice of the Asylum will echo through your mind, till the day you return.

There is NO escape.
:suffer:

Hmm... could that be the reason why Knight left?

LN, you're scaring my marshmallow friend, so I'll have little choice but to turn you into a pumpkin.

*polymorphs LN*

*LN is now a pumpkin*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 09, 2004, 05:44:24 AM
I cannot eat that pumkin, 'tis beyond my reach.
*Takes a deep breath and flies away*
(http://www.classicgaming.com/kirby/multimedia/animations/superstar/kirbyflying2.gif)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 09, 2004, 06:22:28 AM
 :o :o :o he's a pumpkin!!....again??  :P

*sits down and watches a marshmallow fly, ...and hit the glass wall*

...too bad  :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on September 09, 2004, 07:22:30 AM
 :'( Indeed.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 09, 2004, 08:02:33 AM
Mmmmm....marshmallows!  Anyone want to start a campfire??  I'm in the mood for s'mores!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 09, 2004, 09:05:05 AM
 :o :o :o CRUELL!!  :'( :'( :'( shame on you Cat!!


...places himself between Cat and her prey...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 09, 2004, 09:08:27 AM
 :-* Rob

Don't worry, hun.  I'm not planning on eating him!  Just the mention of marshmallows made me crave s'mores.  And to show you that I'm not planning on eating the big marshmallow...
/me pulls out a bag of store-bought marshmallows
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 09, 2004, 09:12:21 AM
*hits self on the head, with his Wabbajack*

Okay, now that i'm back to normal, I think I'll try to get to OB. ;D

P.S. Swift, what did you expect inside an Asylum, besides madness?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on September 09, 2004, 09:17:51 AM
P.S. Swift, what did you expect inside an Asylum, besides madness?

Loony toons?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 09, 2004, 09:21:52 AM
Don't worry, hun.  I'm not planning on eating him!  Just the mention of marshmallows made me crave s'mores.  And to show you that I'm not planning on eating the big marshmallow...
/me pulls out a bag of store-bought marshmallows

so... instead of eating him, you are going to eat his kin?  :o ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 09, 2004, 09:22:13 AM
(http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/30/cartoon.characters/vert.bugs.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 09, 2004, 09:23:22 AM
wazzup doc?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 09, 2004, 09:25:35 AM
Don't worry, hun.  I'm not planning on eating him!  Just the mention of marshmallows made me crave s'mores.  And to show you that I'm not planning on eating the big marshmallow...
/me pulls out a bag of store-bought marshmallows

so... instead of eating him, you are going to eat his kin?  :o ::)

They're not pink...therefore...not his kin :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 09, 2004, 09:27:20 AM
"Taz like smilies!"

(http://www2.msstate.edu/~pgb3/s_Taz_biting_smiley.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 09, 2004, 09:27:22 AM
well perhaps he is the black pink sheep marshmallow of the family....  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 09, 2004, 09:31:11 AM
I'm not convinced.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 09, 2004, 09:33:51 AM
doesn't matter as long as you release those marshmallows  :D ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 09, 2004, 09:36:32 AM
/me takes a bite out of a marshmallow

mmmmm...probably didn't need that sugar though!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 09, 2004, 01:47:34 PM
no rob you are not leaving the asylum till you get a mental disease :P, and afterwards you would be like too wacko to go out ;P


so lesseeee we need a mental disease for you, lets wait for bob to give out his deep comments on the matter :P

I looked, but couldn't find his mental disease. Did he ever have one? ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 09, 2004, 02:26:02 PM
are you going to explode Bob?  :o :o :-\
No, but that bomb might be coming your way if you do that again. :evil:

Released? I was a patient? ???
Ofcourse you were! You didn't think I'd let a split personality like you were, free walking around, do you?

Well, I copied and pasted it straight from the IA website as of 6:40 this morning.  Just checked it again...here it is:

Signature I'm a Fire Breathing Pumpkin!

On DA, your siggy is:

Join the Kings Quest 9 forum, and meet...

THE FIRE BREATHING PUMPKIN!!!

Just thought CC would like to know :P
CC does not need to know that kind of information to form his judgement. LN is free to whoose his other siggies, as long as the one on this forum is OK. 8)

You can't keep me in here! I'll blow up the door! I'll use my awesome ninja skillz! I'll do something! And you can't stop me! :suffer:
Oh dear. Ninja skillz, what will my highly specialized ninja cats do? :stop:

hmmm... I think we have someone that is dillusional.... tsss, fly away, thinking he ahs escaped.


Bob!! can you cure him? release him from his illusions?  :-\
Unfortunately, most of the patients go through that stage at least once during their stay. There's nothing I can do about that. However, I'll try to cure him, I never back away, not even when the task ahead seems difficult. I've cured  worse. 8)

I looked, but couldn't find his mental disease. Did he ever have one? ???
Who? Rob? No, he's just a visitor, who popped in now and then to visit Say.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 09, 2004, 02:29:29 PM
Thanks for answering my questions.

Although, I never knew I had a split personality. I thought I was just turned into a pumpkin. :-\

Oh well, I'll take your word for it. :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 09, 2004, 03:58:46 PM
/me takes a bite out of a marshmallow

mmmmm...probably didn't need that sugar though!

*calls his guard dog to scare Cat away*

*runs to the pieces formaly known as a marshmallow*

*glues them together*

*reanimates the marshmallow*

...sorry Cat  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 09, 2004, 04:03:54 PM
I looked, but couldn't find his mental disease. Did he ever have one? ???

I'm one of the sanest!! yay!!  ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 09, 2004, 04:05:40 PM
*puts a leash on guard dog*

Don't worry Cat, I've got him! ;D

*dog runs away*

*skates, without skates*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 09, 2004, 05:29:04 PM
/me hisses in Rob's direction

I'm just going to grab my bag of marshmallows and go eat them in peace!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 09, 2004, 10:49:45 PM
*Hits the glass wall and falls back down*
I should of expected that. Time for plan B.

Where do you keep the gunpowder in this place?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 09, 2004, 11:00:49 PM
Quote
Where do you keep the gunpowder in this place?

We just make our own, or at least I do. ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 09, 2004, 11:07:40 PM
Can I have a small barrel of gunpowder please?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 09, 2004, 11:14:00 PM
Can I have a small barrel of gunpowder please?

I don't have it on me.

*hands Jafar the ingredients*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 09, 2004, 11:19:34 PM
Quote
*hands Jafar some sulphur
Yuck. This stuff smells like a spoiled egg. :P
I have another plan though. *Eats a old tire someone left laying around and gets Wheel Ability.
I'm going to ram the glass as hard as I can.
*Morphs into a wheel*
CHARGE! *Do do do DOOT, do DOOO!*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 09, 2004, 11:23:11 PM
*covers ears*

*looks away*

*hears a crash*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 09, 2004, 11:24:11 PM
(http://www.classicgaming.com/kirby/multimedia/icons/superstar/kirby_hurt.gif)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 01:48:59 AM
 :o :o :o .....noone told him the glass wall is 5 metres thick??  :-\

are you okay?  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 01:56:45 AM
/me hisses in Rob's direction

I'm just going to grab my bag of marshmallows and go eat them in peace!

poo!! it's your own fault!! ...hides the bag from Cat

/me wonders how someone could ever vote for Cat beeing the sanest person on the forum when she acts like a real cat  ::) :suffer: ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 10, 2004, 05:07:43 AM
:o :o :o .....noone told him the glass wall is 5 metres thick??  :-\

are you okay?  :-\
If I keep hitting my head like this, I will be insane. Has anyone ever escaped this place before?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 05:19:54 AM
not yet... a lot of ppl 'think' they have escaped it, and later they found out they were still in there cell  :-\

Jason is released though, but hasn't escaped  :-\


/me noticed that Jafar has gained a star  :D!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 10, 2004, 05:32:45 AM
Quote
later they found out they were still in there cell
That isn't very reassuring. I don't have a cell, so that gets me some time...
Quote
* B'rrr noticed that Jafar has gained a star  !!
Cool! No more silly adventures for me. Now I have a real job.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 10, 2004, 05:34:16 AM
/me hisses in Rob's direction

I'm just going to grab my bag of marshmallows and go eat them in peace!

poo!! it's your own fault!! ...hides the bag from Cat

/me wonders how someone could ever vote for Cat beeing the sanest person on the forum when she acts like a real cat  ::) :suffer: ;-D

Give me back my bag of marshmallows!!

I only act like a real cat when I want something that was taken from me...so you can blame yourself!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 06:49:54 AM
I can't give you back your bag Cat, I don't have it anymore, i've released the marshmallows   ::) ;-D

/me wonders if Cat has MPD since her other personality takes over when she doesn't get what she wants  ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 06:51:41 AM
Quote
later they found out they were still in there cell
That isn't very reassuring. I don't have a cell, so that gets me some time...

 ::) ::) Bob??  :P ....is that true??  :-\

...so if you're not in your cell, what's going to be your next move?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 10, 2004, 06:57:42 AM
/me wonders if Cat has MPD since her other personality takes over when she doesn't get what she wants  ::) :P

MPD takes over without the person actually knowing...since I know what I'm doing, I don't have MPD :P

/me pulls out another bag of marshmallows that she bought
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 07:02:45 AM
there are more kinds of mpd  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 10, 2004, 07:10:45 AM
I'm still going to dispute that!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 07:11:56 AM
dispute wha'ever you want, doens't make a difference at all...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on September 10, 2004, 07:15:43 AM
I can't give you back your bag Cat, I don't have it anymore, i've released the marshmallows   ::) ;-D

/me looks down at the pile of marshmallows laying on the floor getting dirty.

What a waste of perfectly good marshmallows...

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 10, 2004, 07:17:12 AM
See...Jeysie agrees with me!  Marshmallows are good!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 08:37:59 AM
i agree with that, marshmallows are good!! but they are niether marshmallows nor good when they are eaten  :-\ ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on September 10, 2004, 08:50:28 AM
Marshmallows aren't very good when they're lying in a pile on the floor getting dirty. :D

Just don't anyone step on them... that will make a horrible sticky mess.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 09:20:33 AM
they are better in a pile on the floor then devoured  :-\ ::)

/me picks the marshmallows up and put them in a safe haven  ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 10, 2004, 09:29:44 AM
Well, I'm not eating the ones that were on the floor.  There is so much sarcasm dripped on it that it's just nasty!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 10, 2004, 09:40:40 AM
/me wonders how someone could ever vote for Cat beeing the sanest person on the forum when she acts like a real cat  ::) :suffer: ;-D

What are you talking about? Cat's aren't the only things that hiss.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 10:40:37 AM
I only act like a real cat when I want something that was taken from me...

she hisses and she admits she is acting as a Cat... besides she jumps like a cat too  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 10, 2004, 04:26:08 PM
We just make our own, or at least I do. ;D
You might make your own, but you're most definitely not bringing it inhere. :sneaky:

::) ::) Bob??  :P ....is that true??  :-\
Ofcourse he has a cell, I just don't know which one (that's my assistant's job). :pokerface:

there are more kinds of mpd  ::)
I suffer from MPO. 8)

she hisses and she admits she is acting as a Cat... besides she jumps like a cat too  :-\
Does she also land on her feet when she jumps? ::)

And my entire therapy staff says Cat does not suffer from MPD. :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 10, 2004, 04:56:28 PM
nope, she didn't landed on her feet but on me  :-\ :'(

btw how many ppl does your therapy staff consist of? and why does the staff evaluate Cat? is she in therapy?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 10, 2004, 05:32:34 PM

she hisses and she admits she is acting as a Cat... besides she jumps like a cat too  :-\
Does she also land on her feet when she jumps? ::)

And my entire therapy staff says Cat does not suffer from MPD. :D

Rob, how do you know that I jump like a cat?? ;D  Oh!  You mean my pouncing??  :P

Thanks, CC.  I'm glad the staff agrees that I don't have MPD!  I didn't think so!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 11, 2004, 03:06:22 AM
*Jumps in pile of marshmallows*

Yay :D, its fun being in a huge pile of marshmallows ;D :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 11, 2004, 02:12:37 PM
Rob, how do you know that I jump like a cat?? ;D  Oh!  You mean my pouncing??  :P

you guessed it  ::) ::)

....if she sounds like a cat, she hisses like a cat and she jumps like a cat she is a cat  ::) ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 11, 2004, 02:14:27 PM
No, it means she's about to tear you to shreds. :-X
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 11, 2004, 02:23:32 PM
yeah, but probably in a cat-wise manner ;-D ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 11, 2004, 05:39:36 PM
/me decides to sharpen her claws
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 11, 2004, 05:45:53 PM
Your going to lose the poll, if you keep this up. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 11, 2004, 05:53:19 PM
nope, she didn't landed on her feet but on me  :-\ :'(
In that case, she can't be real cat.

btw how many ppl does your therapy staff consist of? and why does the staff evaluate Cat? is she in therapy?
Sorry, Rob, but the number of my thrapy staff that's classified information. And they evaluated Cat because someone claimed she had MPD. ;)

Thanks, CC.  I'm glad the staff agrees that I don't have MPD!  I didn't think so!
No problem Cat, always happy to help a feline-inclined member. :yes:

/me decides to sharpen her claws
Excuse me, but no violence is permitted in the Asylum.
/me sends a security detail to protect Rob.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on September 11, 2004, 05:55:03 PM
(buys CC a "Using Quote Tags 101" textbook)

You really stuffed up the "Posting Positions" thread, hon.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 11, 2004, 05:56:40 PM
In other words, she has to shred him into pieces, in another thread. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 11, 2004, 06:06:28 PM
/me decides to sharpen her claws
Excuse me, but no violence is permitted in the Asylum.
/me sends a security detail to protect Rob.

I said sharpen the claws...not that I was going to use them.  I luv Rob too much to hurt him like that...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 11, 2004, 06:17:59 PM
Here's a link, to the complete patient list on my fansite. XD

Thanks to racx, for giving me the list. ;D

Asylum Patients (http://users.ipa.net/~bobbyjoe/id7.html)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on September 11, 2004, 06:35:08 PM
Awesome website LN! Its definitely going into my bookmarks...

BTW, I didnt know Kimmieh was a vampire who believed in male slavery... When did this happen? (More importantly, who was the vampire that made her a vampire)  ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 11, 2004, 06:42:12 PM
Thanks for bookmarking my site. ;D

Quote
believes she is a vampire

P.S. You're almost to 1000.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 11, 2004, 07:22:21 PM
I do not enjoy murdering teddy bears.  I would NEVER hurt Orli!!  That was just for picture purposes!  And CC has even claimed that I'm not insane!  So there!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on September 11, 2004, 09:24:18 PM
As James would say: denial isn't just a river that produces deadly mosquitos.  ::)

 ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 12, 2004, 12:29:00 AM
I do not enjoy murdering teddy bears.  I would NEVER hurt Orli!!  That was just for picture purposes!  And CC has even claimed that I'm not insane!  So there!

well, if you watches that website you would notice that CC is a patient too, dilusional.... so, perhaps you are not as sane as CC thinks  ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 12, 2004, 05:24:27 AM
I do not enjoy murdering teddy bears.  I would NEVER hurt Orli!!  That was just for picture purposes!  And CC has even claimed that I'm not insane!  So there!
You know that i supplied the list, which means you know that i would say something about the Teddy bear :P

CC is on that list because when i made it CC was obssesed with hitting on ladies :D, also Say told me that i should put him cos hes loopy ;), lol
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 12, 2004, 05:32:11 AM
he doesn't hit them anymore??  ::) ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 12, 2004, 05:33:27 AM
not as frequently as he used to ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on September 12, 2004, 11:05:53 AM
Yes, but CC still professes to like me best out of all the ladies, which most definitely makes him insane. :D

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 12, 2004, 11:33:06 AM
taste differs  ;-D ...the fact that CC likes you doesn't makes him insane....
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on September 12, 2004, 11:54:27 AM
It's not the fact that he likes me that makes him insane, it's the fact that he seems to prefer stalking me over the other available forum ladies. ;)

Besides, looking back on the fellows I've known that have been "obsessed" with me, they definitely are/were all nuts, and I don't mean because they like me. ;P

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 12, 2004, 12:46:33 PM
like i said, taste differs. you might be the 'perfect match' for him  :P ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on September 12, 2004, 01:00:37 PM
And any fellow whom I would be a "perfect match" for is thereby unhinged compared to the average male. What's yer point? :D

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 12, 2004, 02:06:47 PM
What's yer point? :D

ehhhh.... I kinda forgot  :-\ ::) ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on September 12, 2004, 04:40:19 PM
You're welcome :D

I'm always glad to help people see the light ;)

*Hands Jason a flashlight*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 12, 2004, 04:42:04 PM
(buys CC a "Using Quote Tags 101" textbook)

You really stuffed up the "Posting Positions" thread, hon.
That is not because I don't know how to use quote tags, but because I, for some reason or another, failed to re-read my post properly, such as Linux crashing whilst I'm trying to install a new graphics driver. :-\

well, if you watches that website you would notice that CC is a patient too, dilusional.... so, perhaps you are not as sane as CC thinks  ::) :P
It would seem my assistent did some alterations to the last list I saw and failed to clear them by me first.

CC is on that list because when i made it CC was obssesed with hitting on ladies :D, also Say told me that i should put him cos hes loopy ;), lol
If I may just observe you put Say on the list too. 8)

It's not the fact that he likes me that makes him insane, it's the fact that he seems to prefer stalking me over the other available forum ladies. ;)
I've assessed the other forum ladies, I even once tried to hit on Cat and Kimmie, but they turned me down, so naturally I reverted back to you. And, as I've said before, love makes someone crazy, not insane. :lovegoggles:

And any fellow whom I would be a "perfect match" for is thereby unhinged compared to the average male. What's yer point? :D
There is no such thing as 'The Average male', and there most certainly aren't anyone close to that on this forum. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 12, 2004, 04:51:12 PM
If I may just observe you put Say on the list too. 8)
I had to bring down both of my bosses ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 12, 2004, 04:57:34 PM
I had to bring down both of my bosses ;D
:furious:
Okay, I feel much better now. :pokerface:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 12, 2004, 05:04:04 PM
Good for you :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 12, 2004, 05:18:25 PM
Good for you :P
I'm not one to hold a grudge, so getting to blow some steam off was quite refreshing. :stabs:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 12, 2004, 05:28:09 PM
oh i think something just hit me in the head :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 12, 2004, 05:37:09 PM
oh i think something just hit me in the head :-\
Oh dear, I wonder where that came from. :angel:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 12, 2004, 05:45:31 PM
Oh nevermind, it was just Cat slapping me :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 12, 2004, 05:57:18 PM
When did I slap you??
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 12, 2004, 06:43:35 PM
About two months ago :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 12, 2004, 06:48:19 PM
And you're just now feeling it??

Talk about a delayed reaction!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 12, 2004, 06:57:30 PM
Yeah i know :-\, im a bit slow :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 12, 2004, 07:04:20 PM
No you're not!  *huggles*  I'll blame it on the distance between us!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on September 13, 2004, 01:43:14 AM
That is not because I don't know how to use quote tags, but because I, for some reason or another, failed to re-read my post properly, such as Linux crashing whilst I'm trying to install a new graphics driver. :-\

(thinks about all the other times CC has stuffed up quote tags)

Uh-huh. Sure, hon. (pats)

I've assessed the other forum ladies, I even once tried to hit on Cat and Kimmie, but they turned me down, so naturally I reverted back to you. And, as I've said before, love makes someone crazy, not insane. :lovegoggles:

I've turned you down too... doesn't seem to bother you. ;P

There is no such thing as 'The Average male', and there most certainly aren't anyone close to that on this forum. :P

'Tis true that the men here seem more amenable to intelligent women, but I dunno about the rest of my negative qualities.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 13, 2004, 05:20:30 AM
/me starts shining flashlight in peoples eyes
 :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 13, 2004, 05:28:13 AM
No you're not!  *huggles*  I'll blame it on the distance between us!
You can blame the long distance, but we know the truth :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 13, 2004, 05:35:31 AM
No you're not!  *huggles*  I'll blame it on the distance between us!
You can blame the long distance, but we know the truth :-\

You can blame it on yourself all you want...but I KNOW you're not slow!  You know that I hate to hear you put yourself down!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 13, 2004, 05:42:03 AM
I dont even realise when i put myself down :-\, sorry
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 13, 2004, 02:05:49 PM
(thinks about all the other times CC has stuffed up quote tags)

Uh-huh. Sure, hon. (pats)
*Thinks about all the times he has corrected stuffed up quote tags* (no, I don't preview) If you take the ratio between the quote tags I stuff up and the quote tags that eventually get through my own screening, you'll find it to be very low.

I've turned you down too... doesn't seem to bother you. ;P
You have? I hadn't noticed yet. :P And things can change too...

'Tis true that the men here seem more amenable to intelligent women, but I dunno about the rest of my negative qualities.
Your positive qualities far outweigh the negative ones.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on September 13, 2004, 02:18:59 PM
*Thinks about all the times he has corrected stuffed up quote tags* (no, I don't preview) If you take the ratio between the quote tags I stuff up and the quote tags that eventually get through my own screening, you'll find it to be very low.

Perhaps, but you still stuff them up to begin with, at a fairly constant rate. :P

You have? I hadn't noticed yet. :P And things can change too...

You've haven't noticed because you've been stubbornly ignoring them. ;P

And I think your main problem is that the only available girl on the forum who would likely consider herself old to date you is Storm... and, er, Storm doesn't strike me as the romantic type, to put it mildly.

Your positive qualities far outweigh the negative ones.

It only seems that way because the time-delay of posting gives me a chance to weed out most of my negative points.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on September 14, 2004, 12:18:51 PM
*Wears shades*

Hey! the light is supposed to be used only for GOOD! >:(

*Takes flashlight from Jason*

*Removes the batteries*

*Gives it back*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 14, 2004, 01:57:52 PM
psst... Jason!! wanna buy some batteries??  ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on September 14, 2004, 03:12:22 PM
I'll take those, thankyouverymuch.

*Buys the entire stock*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 14, 2004, 03:17:20 PM
/me  gives 8346123 batteries to Storm

...cash please  ::) ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Storm on September 14, 2004, 03:54:10 PM
*Gives Rob the cash*

At least now I won't have to worry about power failures... ever ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 14, 2004, 05:11:39 PM
and i don't have to worry about money... for a long while  ::) ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 15, 2004, 03:21:01 PM
Perhaps, but you still stuff them up to begin with, at a fairly constant rate. :P
Well, at least I'm constant (I can't even think of the proper Dutch word at this time, let alone it's English translation), as opposed to people who change their behavior a lot. 8)

And I think your main problem is that the only available girl on the forum who would likely consider herself old to date you is Storm... and, er, Storm doesn't strike me as the romantic type, to put it mildly.
My psychological age is too young for Storm, I'm pretty sure.

EDIT: Yes, there was another quote typo, but where ??? :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 15, 2004, 03:48:46 PM
Perhaps, but you still stuff them up to begin with, at a fairly constant rate. :P
Well, at least I'm constant (I can't even think of the proper Dutch word at this time, let alone it's English translation), as opposed to people who change their behavior a lot. 8)

i can find some dutch words for you if you want me to  ::) ::) ::) ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on September 15, 2004, 03:50:01 PM
Well, at least I'm constant (I can't even think of the proper Dutch word at this time, let alone it's English translation), as opposed to people who change their behavior a lot. 8)

Consistent, is likely the word you seek. Though I'm uncertain how much honor can be found in being consistently wrong...

My psychological age is too young for Storm, I'm pretty sure.

Well, therein lies another problem, perhaps. I think women may have difficulty taking a man who doesn't act his age seriously, no matter how old or young he may be in comparison to they.

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 15, 2004, 06:50:51 PM
me=doesn't act his age

Normally in the opposite direction though. XD

On this forum, I doubt anyone could tell. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on September 15, 2004, 11:04:47 PM
I'd like to think I act my age or older... but since everyone always treats me like a child, I guess I act immature. :P

And I think Harrison is starting to realize that my negative qualities outweight my positive ones after all...

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on September 17, 2004, 02:11:48 PM
 ::) Jeysie, what Harrison is doing is called "giving up" because he's probably realized you're too stubborn to believe any different no matter how much evidence is put up against your opinion. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on September 17, 2004, 03:03:10 PM
Seeing as how he got pretty cheesed off, I obviously have at least a few negative qualities. ::)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on September 17, 2004, 04:25:23 PM
No kidding?  You mean you're human? :P
Jeysie, *all* humans have negative qualities.  But if you harp them enough and ignore your good qualities, yeah... I suppose somebody you live with might get cheesed off. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 17, 2004, 04:29:26 PM
EDIT: lol Q said the same thing before I could ;-D

go Q!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 17, 2004, 04:41:17 PM
Consistent, is likely the word you seek. Though I'm uncertain how much honor can be found in being consistently wrong...
Yes it was. And I can find honor in being consistent, yes, no matter in what.

Well, therein lies another problem, perhaps. I think women may have difficulty taking a man who doesn't act his age seriously, no matter how old or young he may be in comparison to they.
What age should I act as? My biological, my psychological or the one it says on my ID-card?

Seeing as how he got pretty cheesed off, I obviously have at least a few negative qualities. ::)
And do those negative qualities earn you a place in the KQ Asylum? :pokerface:

Thanks Rob
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 17, 2004, 04:58:42 PM
psst Bob, you need a quote fix  ::) ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 17, 2004, 06:48:51 PM
CC=my new archenemy

8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on September 17, 2004, 10:06:26 PM
What age should I act as? My biological, my psychological or the one it says on my ID-card?

Chronological age, preferably...

And do those negative qualities earn you a place in the KQ Asylum? :pokerface:

Weeeeellll... you tell me!

I'm extremely stubborn, I dislike accepting aid or gifts, I talk about myself too much, I talk too much in general, I act like a know-it-all, I complain too much, I get angry and frustrated easily, I look for the problems in everything, I'm shy, I'm too cautious, I'm a perfectionist...

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 17, 2004, 10:11:19 PM
Quote
I'm a perfectionist

So you've found your problem, have you? XD

perfectionist=not thinking your good enough ? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 18, 2004, 01:50:54 AM
CC=my new archenemy

8)
CC=My new archenemy and old boss :-\

Looks like a dilemma (sp?) for me :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 18, 2004, 02:22:03 PM
racx said
Quote
Koko belongs in there because of her kissing obsession, and Rob because he is insanely in love

Well what do you know? There was a reason for Rob to be a patient(not anymore).

*starts scrubbing floor and muttering* sarcasm...I hate sarcasm...it just drips, and forms puddles, and gets all over the place, especially when people start walking through it.  Then it gets tracked onto the parts of the floor I've already cleaned up...(mutter, mutter, mutter), I can't believe these people could be so inconsiderate like that!*  Q!!  Wipe that sarcasm off your feet before you walk through here! I just cleaned it up! NO! I said, wipe your feet!! *mutters some more about people not following instructions*  Hey, what's that in the corner...*eyes light up, devious smile* It's a baseball bat...*rubs hands together deviously*

Cat

Who knew that Cat's signature, was a sign of her mental health? :P

Current Patients are:

Renfrew
Mango
J-ROC
Koko
Racx aka Jason aka Satan
B'rrr
Say
Yonkey
Storm
Oldbushie
Cesar Bittar

So far that is all but if there are more that need to be added Copycat will let me know so i can post the new patients ;D

and I thought she was added recently. Good thing she's cured now. :)


CC said
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Jael is a free patient, she wanted to be in the Asylum herself, but she can go out again any time she wants.

Never knew there was a such thing, as a free patient. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 18, 2004, 05:36:58 PM
I'm just glad everything's cleared up now! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 18, 2004, 05:48:42 PM
hee, there was a mix up ; \ CC clarified 237462 times that i am not. and never was, insane ::) ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on September 18, 2004, 06:15:57 PM
I would like to take exception to Jeysie's rule that guys should act their age!
Old people should not act "like" old people.  Then they'd be boring.  17 year old should not act "like" 17 year olds--then all they care about (quite literally) is sex.
Because acting "like" an age is based off of stereotypes of that age.
Thank you, I'm finished now. :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 18, 2004, 08:40:52 PM
hee, there was a mix up ; \ CC clarified 237462 times that i am not. and never was, insane ::) ;-D

That didn't stop racx from trying to convince people you were insane. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 18, 2004, 10:22:18 PM
I've been looking for someone to replace Cat with, on the Asylum list. :P

I think I've found the answer. ;D

answer=Draco9898 !!!

Is he still a patient? ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 18, 2004, 10:26:16 PM
I would like to take exception to Jeysie's rule that guys should act their age!
Old people should not act "like" old people.  Then they'd be boring.  17 year old should not act "like" 17 year olds--then all they care about (quite literally) is sex.
Because acting "like" an age is based off of stereotypes of that age.
Thank you, I'm finished now. :)
LOL!
Good Perception :suffer:

That didn't stop racx from trying to convince people you were insane. XD
I try to get people to see from my point of view :P, and from my point of view Rob is an insane man waiting to be cracked open with a lead pipe :P ::) :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on September 19, 2004, 06:24:36 AM
(rolls her eyes at Questie)

I just meant that people shouldn't act immature for their age... at least not on a regular basis. If a 30-year-old claims to naturally act younger than he is, then he's acting immature to some degree.

It's not a turn-off to act more mature than one's age is, but why squander the chance to be innocently childish while you can?

And acting mature doesn't mean being boring or not having fun. You can be mature and goofy/silly at the same time... the difference between that and being immaturely goofy/silly is the amount of conscious intent and awareness behind it. (i.e. the mature person is being goofy/silly on purpose because it's an appropriate time to have fun.)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 19, 2004, 12:37:22 PM
I hope the forum is the appropriate place to be silly/goofy, because this is probably the only place I am. :P

*wonders if the forum has infected his brain* :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jeysie on September 19, 2004, 12:46:30 PM
Considering that most of the topics in the forum are light-hearted, I'd say so. :D

And even if it isn't, I just stated how *I* personally felt about the matter, so if what I think is not something that worries you, why fret about it? ;)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 19, 2004, 01:05:03 PM
Because I need something to reply to. :D

I will soone be an OB, then I'll move up to Groupie! status, and then....

I'll wait for the new forums. :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 19, 2004, 03:57:55 PM
i'm waiting too!!

*waits*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 20, 2004, 02:30:31 AM
I am also waiting :P

*Waits* :D :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 20, 2004, 05:38:58 AM
*waits also*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on September 20, 2004, 09:23:39 AM
*waits too*  :)



 :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 20, 2004, 03:46:42 PM
*pokez* hey neil!! you're not supposed to wait!!  ::)

*waits a bit longer...*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on September 20, 2004, 05:36:31 PM
*doesnt have the faintest about whats going on*

*waits some as to not look conspicuous*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: InvertedSilence on September 20, 2004, 08:37:33 PM
*Looks at everyone waiting and goes to sleep.*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 20, 2004, 09:04:20 PM
I checked, and ZeroG is supposed to be on the list. :D

Heh. It's been a while since I owned one, but there are a few varieties that look clicky (http://www.spacepen.com/usa/products/index.htm).
AFAIK, none of the spacepens was clicky. :(

You can't do that, he's not even a patient yet!
He's not? I suppose that's what you get when your assistant is absent. Strange, considering the way he (Zero-G)'s been behaving lately.
Anyway, that can soon be fixed....
/me writes zero-G's name on the patient list.
There, happy now?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 21, 2004, 12:39:37 AM
You can add him then :P, because i dont know what his disease is :-\

EDIT: Zerogravityfire - Weird postaholic, that appears to be in the asylum for no sane reason
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 21, 2004, 07:20:22 AM
added ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 21, 2004, 07:23:27 AM
YAY! More Asylum patients :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 21, 2004, 08:09:43 PM
I have an important announcement to make. From this moment I want to be known as "Jafar, Boy of Destiny" *Crash of thunder*
Jafar, Boy of Destiny will also begin referring to himself in third person.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 22, 2004, 01:10:31 AM
ahhh....that explains those posts  ::) ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 22, 2004, 05:13:00 AM
LOL!

That reminds me of Timmy from Passions :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on September 22, 2004, 03:32:41 PM
... ermm.. Jafar, did you take that idea from Calvin and Hobbes? If im not very much mistaken, several strips involved him trying to convince his teacher, Mrs. Wormwood, to call him "Calvin, Boy of Destiny." (or some such ridiculous and totally irelevant yet imperiously grand title)  ::)

If so... your a copycat... Go steal *that* name.  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 22, 2004, 08:13:22 PM
Jafar, Boy of Des- Oh forget it. I did get the idea from Calvin and Hobbes. I thought it would  be funny to act all arrogant and stuff for a little while. Actually, When Calvin was talking in 3d-person, he called himself "Calvin the Bold". I just mixed those ideas. Well, now that the cat's out of the bag, I can start acting normal again. But beware, The Boy of Destiny might return. HA HA HA HA HAAA! :suffer:
*Remembers that he's posting in the asylum, and that it might not be a good idea to laugh maniacly in there*
Err, Gotta run! :sweating:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 22, 2004, 08:21:45 PM
Why does almost everyone that comes in here, get a split personality? :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on September 22, 2004, 08:24:01 PM
Probably because it's easier to claim one of your alter ego's is insane rather than you yourself. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 22, 2004, 08:27:53 PM
Jafar, Boy of Destiny is NOT a split personality. He's just an excuse to be a funny jerk. *Gets a distress signal*
Uh, I have to be...uh...doing something. *Vanishes*

*A few minutes later, the Superhero Citrus Man is seen flying over the city, ready to fight EVIL*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 23, 2004, 01:19:54 AM
Probably because it's easier to claim one of your alter ego's is insane rather than you yourself. XD
Yeah that is correct :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 23, 2004, 10:29:15 AM
in your case yo had like 394 personalities Jason  :P ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 24, 2004, 06:48:37 AM
No i only had:

racx_00
SaTaN
Bürrhîzen
Coco
B'rrracx

 :D

Not 394 :P ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 24, 2004, 08:30:42 AM
tsss.... detail  ::) :P

btw I liked B´rrracx  ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 24, 2004, 08:37:50 AM
I can't even begin to imagine why  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 24, 2004, 08:48:02 AM
then you´ll never end  :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 24, 2004, 08:54:01 AM
lol!  I was thinking..."what in the world??"

Then I reread my post a few times...duh! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 24, 2004, 09:01:48 AM
 :suffer:  ::) :P yeah, you ppl have a weird language if even native ppl don´t understand it  :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 24, 2004, 09:08:40 AM
Blame it on our double meanings!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 24, 2004, 09:13:27 AM
*blames*

that easy huh?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 24, 2004, 09:15:00 AM
Yes it is.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 24, 2004, 09:17:08 AM
Yeah i dont get English :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 24, 2004, 10:07:19 AM
Compare it to some other languages. I like it! !!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 24, 2004, 10:23:50 AM
Personally i would rather speak German for the rest of my life :D, ditch English and hitch German :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 24, 2004, 10:51:29 AM
I like German. I know a few people that speak it. :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Shadowfax on September 24, 2004, 10:57:13 AM
Well...I know very limited German within the contexts of the former German Luftwaffe; old war documents are fascinating reading but not terribly good for teaching you accurate German within today's context (I don't think "sieg heil" would go down very well with a more than a few people in this world  ;))
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 24, 2004, 11:01:39 AM
LOL!

"Sieg heil" is probably the first German i learnt ;) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Shadowfax on September 24, 2004, 11:02:29 AM
Well, its a start I suppose!  ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 24, 2004, 12:24:48 PM
poo, i like german as much as i like dutch  ::) ::) :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 24, 2004, 05:52:23 PM
Look!  Rob said "poo" again! I'm a trend-setter!  8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 24, 2004, 06:34:36 PM
Chronological age, preferably...
I think my psychological age is closer to my biological age than my biological age is to my chonological. ::)

I'm extremely stubborn, I dislike accepting aid or gifts, I talk about myself too much, I talk too much in general, I act like a know-it-all, I complain too much, I get angry and frustrated easily, I look for the problems in everything, I'm shy, I'm too cautious, I'm a perfectionist...
Stubborn-ness is not a mental illness. Disliking accepting aid or gifts is borderline. Talking about oneself is not necessarily a sign of mental illness, it depends on what you say about yourself. THe same applies to talking about other things. Some people seem to think I'm a know it all, does that mean I act like it too? IRK I get frustrated easily too. I solve the problems in everything. I'm shy, cautious too (you should see the list of my pre-defined cookies, I think the ratio of 'never accept'/'always accept' is about 90/10), but no perfectionist.
Bottom line, you forget your morbid sense of humor, which was the reason I admitted you to the Asylum in the first place.
*releases Jeysie*

CC=my new archenemy

8)
Yes! :evil:

CC=My new archenemy and old boss :-\

Looks like a dilemma (sp?) for me :-\
/me fires Racx
dilemma fixed :X

I just meant that people shouldn't act immature for their age... at least not on a regular basis. If a 30-year-old claims to naturally act younger than he is, then he's acting immature to some degree.
...

And acting mature doesn't mean being boring or not having fun. You can be mature and goofy/silly at the same time... the difference between that and being immaturely goofy/silly is the amount of conscious intent and awareness behind it. (i.e. the mature person is being goofy/silly on purpose because it's an appropriate time to have fun.)
There's a an awful amount of consciousness behind my behavioral patterns, so I would like to retract my previous statement about that, the fact I don't look 30 remains in place. 8)

Never knew there was a such thing, as a free patient. XD
Yes, there are those who I admitted to stop them nagging about it. Jeysie was another one of those, but since I just released her she no longer is. :pleased:

If so... your a copycat... Go steal *that* name.  :P
I'm a copycat! :devil:  ;D

Probably because it's easier to claim one of your alter ego's is insane rather than you yourself. XD
None of my alter ego's is insane. :yes:

(I don't think "sieg heil" would go down very well with a more than a few people in this world  ;))
When I was watching the results from the last election, I'd think there are more than a few people in Flanders who that would go down with very well. >:(

Look!  Rob said "poo" again! I'm a trend-setter!  8)
Using the word 'poo' a lot is also not a sign of mental illness. Poo! *starts getting :sleepy: Where did that 'Night' Owl'-thread go?*
PS: That last one was a rhetorical question, I'll go and find the thread myself. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 24, 2004, 10:38:28 PM
CC=My new archenemy and old boss :-\
Looks like a dilemma (sp?) for me :-\
/me fires Racx
dilemma fixed :X
No i dont want to be fired, im not with LN on hating you ;D, ill keep you as my boss and LN as my defender friend, but i wont join Mango ;) :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 24, 2004, 10:40:40 PM
I haven't met anyone worth hating on this forum. ;D

or anywhere else for that matter. :-\

Also, I said I was CONSIDERING joining up with Mango. :P

*looks at all the new buttons next to his post*

*pushes them, in an effort to contact himself, to tell him he's in danger*

me=dug up a time-travel Adventure game. ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on September 24, 2004, 11:25:58 PM
*sticks head out cell door*
Can I get some water in here?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 24, 2004, 11:30:20 PM
*Hands renfrew some water*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on September 24, 2004, 11:39:12 PM
Thanks, I was getting thirsty.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 25, 2004, 12:08:25 AM
*Marches into the war room and starts planning his grand escape from the asylum*
They'll never keep me in here!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 25, 2004, 12:27:27 AM
Yes you will be in here until the day you become sane :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on September 25, 2004, 08:25:21 AM
*Marches into the war room and starts planning his grand escape from the asylum*
They'll never keep me in here!

Fatali did once mention something about a secret tunnel in my cell. You can use that if you want.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 25, 2004, 02:34:57 PM
you do know the tunnel is only between fatal's cell and your, don't you? it's not a way out of the asylum  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Shadowfax on September 25, 2004, 02:40:51 PM

(I don't think "sieg heil" would go down very well with a more than a few people in this world  ;))
When I was watching the results from the last election, I'd think there are more than a few people in Flanders who that would go down with very well. >:(


Oi! I thought political rhetoric was banned on this forum! (If I am getting told off for things far less direct then I am going to ensure that others crimes are brought to everyones attention!)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on September 25, 2004, 06:15:31 PM
I hate to tell you this Jafar but..uhm..your "war room"...that's the cafeteria.  And your escape-plan blueprints are on my dinner plate, so....
>eats the blueprints< Could've used some salt though....
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on September 25, 2004, 06:15:42 PM
Shadow,

about your comment, you're absolutly correct

what amuses me is that you made a comment which he replied to, so... now you both know you shouldn't discuss stuff as such around here, and please don't repeat it again, thanks.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 25, 2004, 10:22:27 PM
I need a new war room. This one smells like beetloaf. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Shadowfax on September 26, 2004, 04:47:12 AM
Shadow,

about your comment, you're absolutly correct

what amuses me is that you made a comment which he replied to, so... now you both know you shouldn't discuss stuff as such around here, and please don't repeat it again, thanks.

(sighs) I actually was aware of that little irony in the process but I was hoping you all would take it as a non-committal joke...still...I apologise nonetheless. You do not need to remind me of the law, I am more than aware of it. Mind you, one consolation is that I dragged someone down to hell with me!

Muwahahahahahaha! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Muwahahahaha...
ha...ha...

Oh I give up.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 26, 2004, 05:17:58 AM
I need a new war room. This one smells like beetloaf. :P

beetloaf??  Or beefloaf?  lol.

Jafar, don't you love how war rooms have a distinct smell to them? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 26, 2004, 11:21:37 AM
...or meatloaf  ::) or...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 26, 2004, 12:50:46 PM
I blame that on it being 6:17am when I posted it!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Shadowfax on September 26, 2004, 12:52:13 PM
Blooming hell! 6:17 Am is not a healthy time to post or do anything remotely like physical labour (I know, from experience of this morning I have certainly had some!)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 27, 2004, 04:20:51 AM
what are you actually blaming??  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 27, 2004, 05:34:36 AM
I'm blaming the time...who in the world is expected to think, and think clearly, at 6:17 am?? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 27, 2004, 05:43:08 AM
I'm, or else I'd probably hurt myself in a car accident  :-\ :S

...but what are you blaming the time for? not thinking clearly? when? where? :S
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 27, 2004, 05:50:35 AM
Here...with the "beetloaf," "beefloaf," "meatloaf" comment...

I blame that on it being 6:17am when I posted it!!

But I think we're both a little confused now :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on September 27, 2004, 06:08:43 AM
yeah, at least I am  :-\
  :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 27, 2004, 06:31:05 AM
So am I...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 27, 2004, 11:16:19 PM
*Opens the door to the asylum*
 *Looks around*
*Walks out*
I can't believe it was that simple! This isn't some sort of trick is it?
*Silence*
Guess not. *Leaves*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 27, 2004, 11:23:37 PM
racx, did Jafar make it onto the list yet? :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 28, 2004, 08:14:31 PM
What list?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on September 28, 2004, 08:24:20 PM
The Asylum list. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 28, 2004, 08:26:12 PM
Oh, that list. I sure hope not.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on September 29, 2004, 07:34:44 AM
The whole "Boy of Destiny" thing was part of "Delusions of the Grandiose" Syndrome. (DGS)
Might that merit a trip to the fabled KQ9 Asylum?  ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Shadowfax on September 29, 2004, 02:43:12 PM
Hmm, In Dante's hell the greedy would be forced to roll rocks over one another for eternity. Probably a better fate than to suffer at the hands of the brutal Asylum staff whose treatment has resulted in patients getting worse, not better!  ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on September 29, 2004, 02:49:07 PM
Probably a better fate than to suffer at the hands of the brutal Asylum staff whose treatment has resulted in patients getting worse, not better!  ;)
You're a fine example of that! ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Shadowfax on September 29, 2004, 02:51:26 PM
Oi, I do have personal strife at the moment that is caused by really serious issues that are causing me immense grief currently. I respectfully request that you do not degrade me.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on September 29, 2004, 03:01:38 PM
I respectfully request that you do not degrade me.
Ditto that for our Asylum patients. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on October 01, 2004, 05:16:12 PM
Mind you, one consolation is that I dragged someone down to hell with me!
I regularly drag myself into things I shouldn't really get dragged into. ::)

Probably a better fate than to suffer at the hands of the brutal Asylum staff whose treatment has resulted in patients getting worse, not better!  ;)
Hey! :o

*Opens the door to the asylum*
 *Looks around*
*Walks out*
I can't believe it was that simple! This isn't some sort of trick is it?
*Silence*
Guess not. *Leaves*
*sigh* ...and still people think the door to our garden in the center of the complex is a door to the outside.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 01, 2004, 05:29:02 PM
...and in the garden there are Mango trees  :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on October 01, 2004, 05:40:26 PM
So.....

Did Jafar make the list? XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on October 01, 2004, 05:49:57 PM
...and in the garden there are Mango trees  :D
IIRC they were all removed some time ago. Or did you start planiing them again just now? :sneaky:
As far as I'm concerned, Jafar is now ready to be 'listed'. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on October 01, 2004, 08:26:55 PM
Garden? *Goes back through the door*
*Looks up at the glowing EXIT sign over the door*
Someone must be playing pranks here...
(It looks like I have only one choice... Break the wall down! If I can go from 0Mph to lightspeed in a few seconds, I can)~BAM~ (Break my neck without even making a dent in the stupid wall. I have a bad headache...)
I didn't think that would work... *faint*
Quote
Did Jafar make the list?
Of course not, I wasn't registered when the list was made. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 02, 2004, 03:26:48 PM
/me uses his 'first aid' to keep Jafar from dying because of his broken neck  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Shadowfax on October 02, 2004, 03:39:57 PM
Remember; apply trreatment to stablise any wounds that have been caused as a result of the fracturing before applying any splints (is it cold in the Asylum?, if so DO NOT apply a metal splint in a cold climate) Actually, do not apply a splint, HOLD the head PERFECTLY STILL.
With a neck fracture then ensure he gets to hospital A.S.A.P (a proper hospital, the Asylum will not do) as in a survial situation (as it is in the Asylum) a neck fracture will usually be fatal. Keep his airways open, remove any vomit by scooping it out of the mouth and ensure his head does not move (you could cause paralysis that way if the base of the skull is almost coming away from the top of the spine, that WILL kill him.)

Just to let you know!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 02, 2004, 03:42:02 PM
hahaha, thnx for the reminder....  ::) but some things you won't forget  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Shadowfax on October 02, 2004, 03:44:45 PM
That is certainly true (you would be surprised how many survival techniques I use every day!)  ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on October 02, 2004, 06:20:24 PM
Shadow, that only made me *more* convinced you're a spy. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: InvertedSilence on October 02, 2004, 09:17:41 PM
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Shadow, that only made me *more* convinced you're a spy

RUN! Its the feds!!!

Uh.. sorry, just paranoid..
Not that I run from the feds often or anything... :sweating:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on October 03, 2004, 02:59:30 PM
Garden? *Goes back through the door*
*Looks up at the glowing EXIT sign over the door*
Someone must be playing pranks here...
(It looks like I have only one choice... Break the wall down! If I can go from 0Mph to lightspeed in a few seconds, I can)~BAM~ (Break my neck without even making a dent in the stupid wall. I have a bad headache...)
I didn't think that would work... *faint*
Strange, last time I checked all the walls patients could reach were padded, to precent patients from hurting themselves (there was one particular patient who kept banging his head to the wall, so it was very necessary). He must have fainted from the acceleration.

Remember; apply trreatment to stablise any wounds that have been caused as a result of the fracturing before applying any splints (is it cold in the Asylum?, if so DO NOT apply a metal splint in a cold climate) Actually, do not apply a splint, HOLD the head PERFECTLY STILL.
With a neck fracture then ensure he gets to hospital A.S.A.P (a proper hospital, the Asylum will not do) as in a survial situation (as it is in the Asylum) a neck fracture will usually be fatal. Keep his airways open, remove any vomit by scooping it out of the mouth and ensure his head does not move (you could cause paralysis that way if the base of the skull is almost coming away from the top of the spine, that WILL kill him.)
Thank you for that extensive treatment procedure but I can assure you my medical staff is perfectly trained for such procedures. And as I've stated before, the injury he sustained can't be that bad, due to the padding.
FYI, it is not cold in the Asylum, the heating system is functioning within parameters. And the Asylum hospital ward is actually equal to a 'proper' hospital. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on October 03, 2004, 11:33:38 PM
Thanks for the help, B'rrr, though I was exaggerating about my neck. Hmm...Crashing didn't work, Exit sign didn't work, Flying didn't work, Maybe a threat?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Shadowfax on October 05, 2004, 02:23:43 PM
Well I do have access to "friend of a friend of a friend of a friend," type associate contacts...

(trust me, flash enough money in front of these ladies and gentleman and they will do anything you ask.)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 05, 2004, 03:38:09 PM
/me waits till he gets some money  ::) ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 05, 2004, 05:24:29 PM
/me flashes her checkbook in front of Rob
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 06, 2004, 08:58:03 AM
...so you want to go escape from the Asylum? how soon, and how much many do you want to spend at the most? so I can figure out what the best way will be....  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 06, 2004, 09:19:08 AM
Hmmm...considering that I've got to write a check for a conference today that's going to wipe out my checking account...I've got about $20...

*balances checkbook*

Ok...how about $13?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on October 06, 2004, 09:25:56 AM
So if she gave you a million, youd offer her a highpowered jackhammer, if she gave you a single dollar, youd give her a plastic spoon to dig her way out of the asylum? I guess that's capitalism at work.  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 06, 2004, 10:42:45 AM
....heee, for a million I can get everyone free from the Asylum, I just wanted to point out that with more money I can do more (bribe guard cats, get better equipment, etc)

....for $13 dollars I can only get a few decoy dogs to distract the cats in order to create a possible escape for Cat..... chances are slim though  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on October 06, 2004, 11:28:34 AM
Well... maybe better chances than you think... Im almost sure someone named 'Cat' wont have much problem convincing guard cats to turn a 'blind eye'  ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 06, 2004, 02:55:27 PM
yeah, but Bob's cat are kinda brainwashed I guess... :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 06, 2004, 05:35:21 PM
The one thing you guys aren't remembering, though, is that I'm not a patient in the asylum...ask CC and LN...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on October 06, 2004, 06:00:39 PM
*Appears out of nowhere with Mag-lite and shines it in her own eyes*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 07, 2004, 06:53:16 AM
then why are you flashing your checkbook??

ps. Daniel has nothing to do with you beeing in the Asylum or not
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on October 07, 2004, 08:26:11 AM
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Daniel has nothing to do with you beeing in the Asylum or not

Thanks. :)

*stays out of conversation*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on October 07, 2004, 10:49:56 AM
The one thing you guys aren't remembering, though, is that I'm not a patient in the asylum...ask CC and LN...
You currently arent a patient :D, you are sane ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 07, 2004, 10:57:12 AM
The one thing you guys aren't remembering, though, is that I'm not a patient in the asylum...ask CC and LN...
You currently arent a patient :D, you are sane ;)

Thank you, Jason.  
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on October 07, 2004, 11:02:14 AM
*wonders if all of Jason's multiple personalities are gone* :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on October 07, 2004, 11:05:32 AM
i never had multiple personalities :-\, i made it all up because i was completely insane :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on October 07, 2004, 11:44:00 AM
Oddly, that's the most sane post you've ever made. ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on October 07, 2004, 11:52:16 AM
I doubt that post was sane :-\, mainly everything i do here is insane :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on October 07, 2004, 12:57:11 PM
I never had an identity crisis.  I was never delusional.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 07, 2004, 03:03:21 PM
/me waits till the batteries are empty....  :P ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 07, 2004, 03:05:48 PM
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Daniel has nothing to do with you beeing in the Asylum or not

Thanks. :)

*stays out of conversation*

lol, you don't have to stay out of the convo, just pointing out that only CC decides who gets admitted or not  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on October 07, 2004, 03:09:26 PM
*goes blind and runs into pole that appears out of nowhere as the batteries fall out and Mag-lite rolls away*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on October 07, 2004, 03:14:29 PM
*stays out of conversation anyways* :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 07, 2004, 03:23:24 PM
lol!!

/me wonders why Daniel stays out of the convo  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on October 07, 2004, 03:44:58 PM
Cat's got a knife. :S

*hides*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on October 07, 2004, 04:20:11 PM
Yeah, Renfrew, youve never ever had an identity crisis. Hey guys, do you think Pindarus has had an identity crisis?

No..? only Mary Jane has? OK, your good.  :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 08, 2004, 02:35:42 AM
Cat's got a knife. :S

*hides*

point well put  :P

*hides too*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on October 08, 2004, 04:50:02 AM
Heh heh, you never know when one of those darn poles will appear out of nowhere. ;D *Turns to leav- ~SPLAT~* YEEOW! MY NOSE! *Kicks the pole he just walked into* ~CLUNK~ AHHH! :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on October 08, 2004, 05:13:10 AM
Rofl! *points and laughs but then stops because it's unprincess-like as poles appear out of nowhere and capture her in a cage.*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 08, 2004, 05:32:10 AM
Everyone's hiding from me :'( :'(

*sigh* and I haven't even picked up that knife in at least a couple weeks...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on October 08, 2004, 05:49:31 AM
Im not hiding ;D, your sane and anyway isnt it best to stay close to sane people ??? :S
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 08, 2004, 05:59:30 AM
....never trust a person that goes beserk on a teddy :S :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on October 08, 2004, 06:01:35 AM
I saw that Teddy and it was alive :-\ :o :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on October 08, 2004, 07:32:09 AM
Teddy? Knife? Maybe I should reconsider my friendship with Cat...  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 08, 2004, 07:37:02 AM
I was provoked! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 08, 2004, 08:02:22 AM
....you call it that?  :o :o

/me wants to make sure never to provoke Cat
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on October 08, 2004, 08:43:21 AM
Poor teddy... He/She/It never stood a chance. Remind me never to get you mad, Cat.  ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on October 08, 2004, 08:48:25 AM
Dont be meanie to Cat :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on October 08, 2004, 10:18:01 AM
Yeah, Renfrew, youve never ever had an identity crisis. Hey guys, do you think Pindarus has had an identity crisis?

No..? only Mary Jane has? OK, your good.  :D
Now thats just off-topic.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on October 08, 2004, 11:58:44 AM
Now thats just off-topic.
Woo!  Mary Jane's back! !!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on October 08, 2004, 12:42:44 PM
All fear the almighty Mary!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 08, 2004, 02:26:26 PM
 :o *fears*  :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 08, 2004, 05:02:12 PM
Dont be meanie to Cat :(

Yeah!  Don't be a meanie to me!  Especially since Orli is alive and well, and he and Chloe are living happily ever after!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on October 08, 2004, 05:12:49 PM
yeah, but Bob's cat are kinda brainwashed I guess... :-\
If you mean they can't be brided then yes, they're brainwashed. And besides, aren't we all brainwashed in some way nowadays?

The one thing you guys aren't remembering, though, is that I'm not a patient in the asylum...ask CC and LN...
No, you're not, and neither is Rob at that. But I don't get what LN has to do with the Asylum-patients. The list he got came from racx, the only thing he did was upload it to his website.

I never had an identity crisis.  I was never delusional.
But ofcourse you do/are.
*pats Pindarus  on the back and escorts him back to the group session*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on October 08, 2004, 05:29:50 PM
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But I don't get what LN has to do with the Asylum-patients.

I think she was just saying, that if someone asked me, I'd claim her as sane. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 09, 2004, 04:04:20 PM
...and if someone asks me  ::) ::) ...o well I'm not a doctor :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 10, 2004, 06:34:02 AM
Rob, you mean...you don't think I'm sane? :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 10, 2004, 08:14:08 AM
you don't actually believe it yourself do you? I mean I can understand that you made some ppl believe you are sane, but I never actually figured you convinced yourself....  ::) ::) :P ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 10, 2004, 10:51:06 AM
*gasp*  :'(

 :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on October 10, 2004, 10:20:57 PM
*gasp*  :'(
Psst, I think he's waiting for you to call him insane back. ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 11, 2004, 01:24:08 AM
...naww, that would be a lie  ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 11, 2004, 05:53:58 AM
*sigh* So I don't call you insane, but you call me insane??  What's wrong with this picture.  Besides the fact that I'm not insane? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 11, 2004, 06:07:16 AM
don't know, you tell me....  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 11, 2004, 06:21:21 AM
That I'm not insane :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 11, 2004, 07:13:45 AM
but you are hardly sane either... never said you were insane insane, just insane  ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 11, 2004, 07:16:31 AM
I guess I'll be ok with that classification...as long as we realize I'm not a patient in the asylum! ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on October 11, 2004, 11:29:42 PM
*Reads the last few posts*
Sane...Insane...sane...insane...I have a headache... :bomb:
SERENITY NOW!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 11, 2004, 11:56:21 PM
I guess I'll be ok with that classification...as long as we realize I'm not a patient in the asylum! ::)

yeah, some mistakes are made  ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on October 13, 2004, 06:12:50 AM
*Using his AWESOME NiNJA SKILLZ, Jafar quickly burrows through the wall*
I'm almost out. I can smell the freedom! I'm such a genious. :pleased:
*Jafar emerges into...A ROOM FULL OF CATS?
 :o Uh....Hi there...I suppose your all wondering why I'm...uh...uh...Bye! *Runs*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 13, 2004, 06:20:42 AM
/me watches his big screen tv in the visitors area and sees Jafar been torn apart by cats!!


gross!!  :X
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on October 13, 2004, 07:11:14 AM
Im really confused now. So who exactly is in the Asylum, and who isnt? I want a comprehensive and current list!  8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 13, 2004, 07:12:30 AM
LN has a list on his website...it's on his profile.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on October 13, 2004, 07:17:08 AM
Ill check... but I dont think its current. I mean, arnt you supposed to be in there?  ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 13, 2004, 07:19:29 AM
I am NOT a member of the asylum!  *sigh* How many times do I have to say that.  Ask CC...he's stated that I'm not a patient!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on October 13, 2004, 07:21:11 AM
Maybe CC should be in the Asylum.  :pokerface:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on October 13, 2004, 08:08:33 AM
Look at the list. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on October 13, 2004, 08:35:15 AM
;) So whos in charge of the Asylum if CC's a patient? Feel free to make me the Asylum Manager. Im the only one here that isnt insane!  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 13, 2004, 09:31:09 AM
*snort*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on October 13, 2004, 10:00:12 AM
Im the only one here that isnt insane!  ;D
Those pics of you (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?action=display;board=37;threadid=1125;start=1020#msg79514) in the Silly Ugly Mug Thread beg to differ. ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on October 13, 2004, 10:15:33 AM
Now now, you cant believe everything you see on camera.  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 13, 2004, 10:17:59 AM
Let's just say that I have a quick "print-screen" finger :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: FataliOmega on October 13, 2004, 10:19:36 AM
I dubb thee, "Quick-Pic Cat"

 :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on October 17, 2004, 02:57:09 PM
yeah, some mistakes are made  ::) :P
Mistakes? What, where?  There is no mistaking Cat's sanity. 8)

/me watches his big screen tv in the visitors area and sees Jafar been torn apart by cats!!


gross!!  :X
Too bad that wasn't what happened in reality. Although it is true Jafar was immedialy 'subdued' by my cat security team, there's was no tearing of any sorts involved. :scholar:

Maybe CC should be in the Asylum.  :pokerface:
But I am in the Asylum, just not as a patient.

;) So whos in charge of the Asylum if CC's a patient? Feel free to make me the Asylum Manager. Im the only one here that isnt insane!  ;D
There's Rob, and Cat... And besides, I have already stated the list provided by racx was not approved by myself and is therefor not 100% accurate.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on October 20, 2004, 07:07:13 AM
The list that is on LN's site at this current time has been approved by CC ;D, because Cat has been removed from it and unfortunately i was told to remove CC from the list :'( ;) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 20, 2004, 07:11:26 AM
Too bad that wasn't what happened in reality. Although it is true Jafar was immedialy 'subdued' by my cat security team, there's was no tearing of any sorts involved. :scholar:

/me wonders who puts those fake tapes in the video  ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on October 20, 2004, 09:32:35 AM
The list that is on LN's site at this current time has been approved by CC ;D, because Cat has been removed from it and unfortunately i was told to remove CC from the list :'( ;) :P

My list has CC on it. ;P

It doesn't matter too much anyways. The site will be down in a few days/weeks. :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 20, 2004, 04:06:52 PM
ieehp!! this thread is renamed!!  :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on October 21, 2004, 04:48:58 PM
/me wonders who puts those fake tapes in the video  ::) :P
Actually, there are no cameras in the Security room, so some of my cats decided to try and 'act' it, unfortuntely, they lost their temper with the provided doll and shred it to pieces. :-\

ieehp!! this thread is renamed!!  :o
I can see your subject has been altered, but on my side everything is still the same. :yes:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on October 22, 2004, 01:11:14 AM
well there are a few new posts added at the beginning of this thread and they were named Asylum ....but now the first postname is edited again, so it's kinda back to normal  :P


ps. it's a shame of that perfectly good doll  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on October 22, 2004, 03:15:04 PM
well there are a few new posts added at the beginning of this thread and they were named Asylum ....but now the first postname is edited again, so it's kinda back to normal  :P
*Tabs back to the 1st page* Ah yes, I see the mods have been busy again slicing& moving. :sneaky:

ps. it's a shame of that perfectly good doll  :-\
Yes, well you know how cats react when they see something 'woolly'. ::) O I guess it could somehow be expected, but nevertheless I have reprimanded the cats in question for their in appropriate behavior. ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on November 09, 2004, 01:50:39 AM
Wow, I've not been in here for AGES.

Hooray for sanedom.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on November 09, 2004, 01:54:11 AM
*looks at Mango's avatar*

It looks like Haven's getting back to the way it should be. :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 09, 2004, 04:23:45 AM
lol, yeah I just looked 5 mins non-stop at her avatar  :P

Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 09, 2004, 05:36:19 AM
It takes a while to get it...I think I read it about four times...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on November 09, 2004, 02:54:15 PM
Hooray for sanedom.
I see, have you come to visit your former fellow patients?

It takes a while to get it...I think I read it about four times...
I still don't get it, but then again, who cares? I certainly don't! ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 09, 2004, 03:36:59 PM
lol, yeah join me, some amazing things happen on these tv screens!! (although Bob denies that those things ever took place)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on November 12, 2004, 02:27:48 PM
I think odango has something to do with the hair? ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on November 12, 2004, 04:26:11 PM
(although Bob denies that those things ever took place)
No, I put those things in their correct perspective. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 14, 2004, 03:10:28 PM
define correct?? your perspective don't have to be the correct one... at least not (always) for me  :P ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on November 14, 2004, 05:21:31 PM
define correct?? your perspective don't have to be the correct one... at least not (always) for me  :P ;-D
If it has something to to with what you see in my Asylum, and more particularly on the tv-screens, you have to take into account not everything is what it seems at first.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on November 15, 2004, 10:43:37 PM
Visitors visit too often :P, we should make some visiting hours :P, the insane patients need their rest XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on November 16, 2004, 02:20:50 PM
Visitors visit too often :P, we should make some visiting hours :P, the insane patients need their rest XD
That's going to be hard, depending on all the different time-zones the visitors might come in. However, I don't perceive anything wrong with visitors coming in too often. I don't get any complaints from my psychiatrists/psychologists telling me their sessions are being interrupted (which is ofcourse impossible, since nobody from the outside is allowed into a therpay session once it's started. And those who're on 'the inside' don't take requests either.)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on November 17, 2004, 06:06:03 AM
The patients don't sleep much anywayz :-\, so forget about my stupid visiting hours thing :P

So anywayz have any new patients been admitted recently?? Because I would like to keep my list upto date :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 17, 2004, 06:35:47 AM
well all those AGDI-ppl are bound to be insane (or at least on their way...  ::) :P) and then there is warlock and shadow and....  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on November 17, 2004, 06:36:55 AM
Yes Warlock is insane :P, I'll wait for Bob to let me put Warlock on the list though ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 17, 2004, 06:44:28 AM
well, there are many more I guess... I think Bob has work to do...  ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on November 17, 2004, 06:51:10 AM
Ok so I'm definitely adding Joshua to the list cos hes sane but he needs to be in the asylum for no reason :D, and Erik should be in here, and Cat should be re-admitted until proven not guilty ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 17, 2004, 07:09:47 AM
so true!! Cat deff needs to be re-admitted , you might want to admit Shadow too  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on November 17, 2004, 07:29:42 AM
What did Shadow do to be so insane ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 17, 2004, 08:02:50 AM
he's a wannabe pirate!!  :P ..it's obsessive  ;) ;-P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on November 17, 2004, 08:06:30 AM
Ok I'll talk to Bob about Shadow as well ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on November 17, 2004, 10:52:21 AM
Waited till Cat left to throw her into the Asylum, huh?
Sounds like you two are the ones who are insane. XD ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on November 17, 2004, 02:29:50 PM
Yeah!  Especially Rob with his obsession of stabbing the poor Suffer smilies!  :suffer: ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on November 17, 2004, 08:38:14 PM
I would have thrown her in the asylum even if she was here :P, I just had the idea yesterday so I took advantage of it ;)

But if you want we shall wait for her to return then throw her in :P

 :stabs: :stabs:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on November 17, 2004, 09:03:08 PM
Is there a list of patients I can see? I'm starting to get a little........confused...*twirls his fingers around his head*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on November 17, 2004, 09:04:42 PM
Ok I'll ask Bob to add Jafar to the list as well :P

There you happy Jafar, huh, you happy ??? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on November 17, 2004, 09:10:08 PM
Thats a dirty trick! >:(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on November 17, 2004, 09:12:20 PM
There were no tricks involved :P, I just opened notepad and typed your name onto the list :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 18, 2004, 12:01:14 AM
Yeah!  Especially Rob with his obsession of stabbing the poor Suffer smilies!  :stabs: ;P
hardly an obsession, I only do this forum a favor.... you on the other hand can't seem to resist posting those dreaded smileys in response of my posts  ::) ::)

/me thinks it is better to talk to Neil over msn or in chamber, where there aren't any suffers mileys ...yet  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on November 18, 2004, 12:13:33 AM
There's an outdated list of patients, on my old site(you'd have to search for it on the forum, because I forgot the old address :P )...

Jeysie's letting me use her webspace, but I haven't seen the new list, and haven't updated it.

*thinks he better get to fixing it up, so he doesn't make a complete waste of Jeysie's webspace*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on November 18, 2004, 04:15:58 PM
you on the other hand can't seem to resist posting those dreaded smileys in response of my posts  ::) ::)
It's not my fault you keep asking for spoilers. :P

/me thinks it is better to talk to Neil over msn or in chamber, where there aren't any suffers mileys ...yet  :P
Yup, not yet. :suffer:  But there are other equally useful smileys that I use there. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 19, 2004, 01:41:03 AM
It's not my fault you keep asking for spoilers. :P

it is!! it is!!  :( :( :'( ...if you post spoilers regulary, I wouldn't have to ask for it   ::) :P

Yup, not yet. :stabs:  But there are other equally useful smileys that I use there. XD
perhaps just as useful but those doesn't hurt that much...  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on November 19, 2004, 09:33:41 AM
it is!! it is!!  :( :( :'( ...if you post spoilers regulary, I wouldn't have to ask for it   ::) :P
If I posted them regularly, I would be fired from the team. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 20, 2004, 10:40:30 AM
by whom??

ok, in that case you could always email them regulary (to me of course!!!), so no one needs to know  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 21, 2004, 03:41:27 PM
I'm away for five days and all of a sudden, it's suggested that I get thrown into the asylum??  How rude!

 :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 21, 2004, 03:46:40 PM
come on!! don't tell me you didn's saw that one comming, not they way you behave lately  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 21, 2004, 04:04:24 PM
And what way would that be??  I was gone for five days...you have no way to know how I did or did not behave the last few days! ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 22, 2004, 01:38:16 AM
I meant before that.... but I think the last few days you would be acting even worse!! and totally lost control  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 22, 2004, 05:29:02 AM
Oh...really...I lost control??  And I don't remember this because...?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on November 22, 2004, 08:23:57 AM
/me throws, whoever was going to throw Cat into the Asylum, into the Asylum

 :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 22, 2004, 09:48:52 AM
Thank you, LN.  Glad someone doesn't believe that I've lost control.  Because I haven't! :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 22, 2004, 02:12:19 PM
pssst Daniel, you are not in charge of the Asylum  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on November 22, 2004, 05:51:13 PM
Unless there was something between them(you?) and the Asylum, I threw them into the Asylum. :P

and if there was something in between them and the Asylum, they've probably got a good sized headache. ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 22, 2004, 05:56:26 PM
lol...LN, that took me twice reading through that to get it!  That, and scrolling up to re-read your last post in the thread.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on November 22, 2004, 06:09:25 PM
I'd modify my post, but then I'd end up making it more confusing. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 22, 2004, 06:11:49 PM
Oh well...at least, in the end, I was able to figure it out.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on November 24, 2004, 05:22:44 PM
, and Cat should be re-admitted until proven not guilty ;)
That's not the way things are run around here, my dear assistant. Since Cat wasn't admitted, she can't be re-admitted, and I haven't seen any behavior from Cat that demands she be put into the Asylum.

Warlock on the other hand, he needs to admitted asap.

Unless there was something between them(you?) and the Asylum, I threw them into the Asylum. :P
That would be the door between the visitor's lounge and the patient's common room.
Anyway, I'm keeping Rob under close observation from now on, because he seems to have become deviously insane lately.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 24, 2004, 09:54:54 PM
WHOO HOO!  Someone agrees with me!  Thanks, CC, for taking up for me.  I knew I wasn't insane.  And Rob has been acting...devious...lately.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on November 25, 2004, 07:31:48 AM
That's not the way things are run around here, my dear assistant. Since Cat wasn't admitted, she can't be re-admitted, and I haven't seen any behavior from Cat that demands she be put into the Asylum.

Warlock on the other hand, he needs to admitted asap.
Cat and Rob are insane together :-\, you visit a thread 5 minutes after they have accessed it and they have each posted atleast 20 times each :P, and some of the conversations are so friggin weird :no: :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on November 25, 2004, 04:45:05 PM
Cat and Rob are insane together :-\, you visit a thread 5 minutes after they have accessed it and they have each posted atleast 20 times each :P, and some of the conversations are so friggin weird :no: :-\
Posting a lot isn't considered insane, and especially not if it's required in response to Rob's bid to reach 10,000 posts by the end of this year. Furthermore, they (the posts) may be weird, but that does not constitute any insanity (from the authors) either. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 26, 2004, 01:50:56 AM
Anyway, I'm keeping Rob under close observation from now on, because he seems to have become deviously insane lately.

observate me as much as you want, you'll notice that there will be no insane behaviour whatsoever   :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 26, 2004, 06:22:23 AM
Keep telling yourself that, hun. ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 26, 2004, 06:35:46 AM
I'm not talking to myself ....unlike others around here  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 26, 2004, 06:45:23 AM
Who's talking to themselves?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 26, 2004, 06:57:11 AM
/me wonders who Cat is talking to.... :S
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 26, 2004, 06:59:01 AM
I'm talking to you, Rob.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 26, 2004, 07:01:23 AM
/me looks around :S :S :S

*sigh*

/me thinks he just found another example...  :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 26, 2004, 07:03:46 AM
B'rrr = Rob

Rob = B'rrr

 ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 26, 2004, 07:10:22 AM
why are you stating the obvious?? :S
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 26, 2004, 07:15:21 AM
Because "B'rrr" was wondering why Cat was talking to herself...she was talking to "Rob" and "B'rrr" then said that she's still talking to herself...which is why I decided to state the obvious! ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 26, 2004, 07:24:23 AM
...I never said you were talking to yourself  :-\ :S ...do you hear those voices often??
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 26, 2004, 02:26:31 PM
Grrr at Rob...

Read the posts on this page, Rob...you'll see what I'm talking about ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on November 26, 2004, 03:25:39 PM
Posting a lot isn't considered insane, and especially not if it's required in response to Rob's bid to reach 10,000 posts by the end of this year. Furthermore, they (the posts) may be weird, but that does not constitute any insanity (from the authors) either. 8)
But I am allowed to be locked in the asylum for posting in large amounts ???, and for talking to myself :o :no:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 26, 2004, 03:28:33 PM
You had multiple personalities at the time...I'm sure that contributed to your being locked in the Asylum. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on November 26, 2004, 03:34:07 PM
And where is the proof that I had multiple personalities :-\ :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 26, 2004, 03:35:24 PM
Elsewhere on the forum :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on November 26, 2004, 03:40:09 PM
Maybe I was faking to gain attention :P

Unfortunately it was real though :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on November 26, 2004, 05:19:32 PM
...I never said you were talking to yourself  :-\ :S ...do you hear those voices often??
You were implying she did

/me looks around :S :S :S

*sigh*

/me thinks he just found another example...  :)
...More devious behavior...

But I am allowed to be locked in the asylum for posting in large amounts ???, and for talking to myself :o :no:
Atm, you are not locked in the Asylum, but can move about freely. 8)

You had multiple personalities at the time...I'm sure that contributed to your being locked in the Asylum. :P
Probably, although it's been so long I can't remember.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: B'rrr on November 27, 2004, 01:15:43 AM
You were implying she did
that is something wayy different!! besides it is not something I said but what I thought. 2 different things..


...More devious behavior...
*looks up the word devious*

hmmm, devious doesn't have to do anything with insanity, besides I dispute the fact I'm devious!!  >:(

 :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 27, 2004, 04:24:47 AM
Keep disputing it, hun...if you're not devious, you're on the edge :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on November 27, 2004, 08:25:00 AM
Robs as insane as I used to be XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on November 28, 2004, 03:54:40 PM
that is something wayy different!! besides it is not something I said but what I thought. 2 different things..
That's the whole idea of implying something, the fact you don't say it out loud, but it can be drived from what you did say out loud, and therefor is also admissible in analyses.

hmmm, devious doesn't have to do anything with insanity, besides I dispute the fact I'm devious!!  >:(

 :P
True, but then again, you're deviously insane, so that's the connection.

Robs as insane as I used to be XD
You were deviously insane too? Strange, I think I'd remember something like that. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on November 29, 2004, 06:33:01 PM
I haven't seen Cat talking to herself.  Besides, it's not like talking to yourself means your crazy.  Right, Questie?
Right. :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 29, 2004, 06:54:19 PM
I agree.  People may give you weird looks if you're talking to yourself...but nothing wrong with that.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on November 29, 2004, 08:55:49 PM
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness. When you start answering yourself, thats when you're becoming loony-bin material.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on November 30, 2004, 08:34:21 AM
I answered myself, but now I am better :P ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 30, 2004, 08:36:32 AM
Sure you are ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on November 30, 2004, 08:38:45 AM
I am not denying that I am insane and I am not suggesting that I am sane :P, atleast I am honest ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on November 30, 2004, 01:24:56 PM
*checks in at asylum, goes to old cell, sits down.*
Now, to plot my escape!
CC, can I have a spoon?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on November 30, 2004, 02:08:29 PM
*checks in at asylum, goes to old cell, sits down.*
Now, to plot my escape!
CC, can I have a spoon?
Were you out on probation? What did you do that violated your probation? And it's so nice if you to voluntarily come back, even though it's just so sharpen your escaping-skills.
*gives Pindarus a plastic spoon* 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on November 30, 2004, 07:28:48 PM
*is still trapped in a cage* Can someone help me out of here?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on December 02, 2004, 02:54:25 PM
*is still trapped in a cage* Can someone help me out of here?
I would gladly assist you, it's just that I have to try my best to avoid being hit by those poles, without trying to get you free.  :-[
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on December 02, 2004, 10:44:41 PM
I prepared for that response.
*hides plastic spoon behind back and slyly breaks it*
I'm sorry, its broken. My food is too hard.  I need something stronger, like a metal spoon.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on December 03, 2004, 03:32:03 PM
I prepared for that response.
Ofcourse you did, you tried that trick before, and I responded exactly the same as before.

I'm sorry, its broken. My food is too hard.  I need something stronger, like a metal spoon.
In that case, I must reprimand the cook. Tell you what, I'll go and get something else for you, and I will see if you can use it with a plastic spoon without breaking that spoon. :pleased:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on December 04, 2004, 08:22:52 AM
Here you go some nice soup for Colin :D, plastic will work with creamy soup :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on December 09, 2004, 10:23:31 AM
*meditates on plastic spoon until molecular bonds are rearranged and it becomes metal*
All better now, thanks anyway.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on December 09, 2004, 03:22:31 PM
*meditates on plastic spoon until molecular bonds are rearranged and it becomes metal*
All better now, thanks anyway.
*turns on the powerful magnet located at the ceiling of Pindarus's cell*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 09, 2004, 08:16:17 PM
Is there a phone in this place?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 09, 2004, 08:19:46 PM
Delivery. I'd like three mumbo-jumbo Pepperoni Pizzas, extra cheese.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on December 09, 2004, 08:21:36 PM
Thank you for calling Cat's Pizza.  Is this for pick-up or delivery?

EDIT: *snort*, this is what I get for trying to delete and then repost a message in it's appropriate place XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 09, 2004, 08:25:23 PM
Nooooooooooooo...wait. I have a plan. It's foolproof. :sneaky:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 10, 2004, 05:29:39 AM
Give it your best shot! No cell will be able to resist my plan.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on December 10, 2004, 03:37:00 PM
What if we stick you in our inescapable cell.  It's foolproof. :P
Who is this we you keep talking about? And no patient is sticking another patient in any cell. It would be no use anyway, only staff has the keys to those cell, and you're not it!
Anyway, all cells are inescapble, but there is ofcourse the isolation cell as always, for those who are resisting their therapy especially hard (like Mango in a previous life). 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on December 10, 2004, 04:00:18 PM
We, is an unnamed entity has the power to do that. :P
Unnamed entities do not have any jurisdiction in the KQIX Asylum, especially now that the Manager is a Fannatic Groupie!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 11, 2004, 08:01:45 AM
Great, he's powermad now. ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on December 17, 2004, 01:21:07 PM
Gambititis (http://www.geocities.com/gambitguild/gambititis.html)

Quote
I recommend you check yourself into the nearest mental asylum OR join the Gambit Guild to be with likeminded lunatics. ;)

*checks himself in XD ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 17, 2004, 01:43:44 PM
It's always interesting to watch a mind spiral down into insanity.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on December 17, 2004, 03:49:10 PM
Great, he's powermad now. ::)
J'm not that fannatic. After all, I have to uphold at least some form of authority here in this Asylum.

*checks himself in XD ;P
*refers LN to the Gambit treatment center, since his Asylum is not suited for these nutcakes*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on December 17, 2004, 04:44:52 PM
CC kicked me out of the Asylum... :'(

/me joins the Gambit Guild :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on December 17, 2004, 04:48:32 PM
CC kicked me out of the Asylum... :'(

/me joins the Gambit Guild :D
I ddn't *kick* you anywhere, you were escorted to the Gambit treatment center, what you did after that, is not my responsibility.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 19, 2004, 09:17:50 AM
I hope he didn't charge anything on his way out...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on December 19, 2004, 12:25:23 PM
but I did...

I charged you, mon ami. ;-D

(http://www.classicgaming.com/kirby/multimedia/icons/nightmare/kirbycrash.PNG)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on December 19, 2004, 07:39:00 PM
Why do people like staying in the Asylum? ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 19, 2004, 07:47:09 PM
I've been trying to escape since I got here. And LN? He came here to try to cure his Gambititus. XB
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on December 20, 2004, 12:37:04 AM
Actually... this thread has been rather quiet lately. :-\

I even tried to sign up as a patient, to help it out... but CC sent me to their "treatment center"...

and they've cured me! :D

Now I know that I'm Remy! !!!

 ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 20, 2004, 01:02:28 AM
Why do I get the feeling that that treatment center is designed with the idea of tipping patients over the edge in mind? ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on December 20, 2004, 02:03:52 AM
Quote
join the Gambit Guild to be with likeminded lunatics. ;)

Could be. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on December 21, 2004, 05:48:59 AM
Jafar, if you're not insane, then how did you get here?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 21, 2004, 06:10:06 AM
I was tricked! It's racx's fault!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on December 21, 2004, 09:08:30 AM
I never ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 21, 2004, 09:11:03 AM
Ha! You lie like a rug! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on December 21, 2004, 09:36:49 AM
How did he trick ya?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 21, 2004, 09:38:55 AM
http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?board=37;action=display;threadid=1729;start=386

It started around the middle of the page...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on December 21, 2004, 09:44:50 AM
Ha! You lie like a rug! :P
Really :o :P

But rugs lie in a different way ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 21, 2004, 09:46:15 AM
Don't change the subject. I'm on to you! :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on December 21, 2004, 09:50:34 AM
 :stabs:
I never changed subjects, I just elaborated on your mistake ;P ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 21, 2004, 09:54:10 AM
Whatever. The point is, I have proof that you fooled me. AND I have witnesses, if I ever need them.
However, I'll fully forgive you and buy you a snack if you get me outta here. Whattaya say? Deal? ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on December 21, 2004, 10:01:20 AM
I would but then Bob would say that I am delusional and that I never let you free from this asylum ;(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 21, 2004, 10:04:04 AM
Shoot! Bob is always one step ahead of us.. Sometimes he seems kind of evil...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on December 21, 2004, 10:06:17 AM
Personally I think everyone is delusional, because as far as I know almost everyone has been diagnosed with it :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 21, 2004, 10:09:15 AM
Don't worry. What he doesn't know, won't hurt you. ;D
I'll keep it a secret.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on December 21, 2004, 10:11:03 AM
Thanks!
Glad to know you will cover for me :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on December 21, 2004, 10:14:11 AM
I read it. Go for it! This post will dissolve in 5 seconds...

HISS
SIZZLE
SMOKE
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on December 21, 2004, 10:18:49 AM
I think the asylum needs more food ::), not enough food is given to patients ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on December 21, 2004, 03:05:49 PM
Whatever. The point is, I have proof that you fooled me. AND I have witnesses, if I ever need them.
Witnesses? You mean all those other Asylum patients? Surely you must be joking about their validity. 8)

Shoot! Bob is always one step ahead of us.. Sometimes he seems kind of evil...
µ
You need to be(one step ahead) when you're in this line of work. Managing an Asylum is not an easy thing to do. And ofcourse, sometimes patients see me as their enemy and evil incarnate lthough my one and only goal is to make them fit for society again so I can release them. :angel:

Don't worry. What he doesn't know, won't hurt you. ;D
I'll keep it a secret.
*looks through the videotapes (actually, they're CD+RW's, but who cares?) that were recorded during his absence (read all about it in my current MSN-display name).* You really should be more careful when you're trying to bribe my assistant you know. 8)

I think the asylum needs more food ::), not enough food is given to patients ::)
Y? Maybe they're given too much food, for all I know, and that's how the Asylum got low on food supplies. :scholar:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lil Maniac on January 02, 2005, 10:21:24 PM
*breaks into the asylum to free Jafar but.....
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Say on January 02, 2005, 10:33:36 PM
*waves at demetrius* welcomeee :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on January 03, 2005, 06:25:05 AM
*breaks into the asylum to free Jafar but.....
..... gets captured by Bob's deadly team of cats ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on January 03, 2005, 06:35:19 AM
Maybe THATS why he seems evil at times. He has all those minions...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lil Maniac on January 03, 2005, 10:38:37 AM
*looks around to see if CC's around.

Anyone mind breaking me outta here?These cats are phreaking me out.

oh CC didn't see you there I was just reading a script from that new t.v. show its crazy.NO im not trying to break outta here.what are you doing with that catnip?HELP!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on January 03, 2005, 07:53:44 PM
I'll save you! ;D
*Trips over his cape, rolls into the wall and bounces into the cell door, making a fool of himself.* :-[
Okay, maybe I won't save you...I guess I shouldn't of worn a cape. ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lil Maniac on January 04, 2005, 09:44:02 AM
Hmm since i was never officially admitted to this place can i check myself out?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on January 04, 2005, 10:33:49 AM
I think that's up to CC/CopyCat/Bob. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on January 04, 2005, 12:13:40 PM
Hmm since i was never officially admitted to this place can i check myself out?
Just walk out :D, he can't do anything if it ain't official
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on January 04, 2005, 03:13:46 PM
Anyone mind breaking me outta here?These cats are phreaking me out.

oh CC didn't see you there I was just reading a script from that new t.v. show its crazy.NO im not trying to break outta here.what are you doing with that catnip?HELP!!!!!!!
Catnip? (quickly moves catnip behind his back and gives it to a cat standing behind him) See? No catnip! :D

Just walk out :D, he can't do anything if it ain't official
Trying to free someone from the Asylum is no mental illness, so Lil'Maniac is free to go, but he really should think about coming just to visit Jafar in the future, instead of trying to break him out. That way he will have a lot less trouble like he did now. Really, just barging into the cat's leisure room unannounced is not the right way in... 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lil Maniac on January 04, 2005, 05:17:51 PM
*Lil Maniac walks proudly out the front door.

Whew! After being in there for 3 days I don't think I'll ever go back...well maybe to visit Jafar...

By the way CC can i have a copy of the blueprints to this asylum? I just want to help you out....
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on January 04, 2005, 08:55:27 PM
Quote
By the way CC can i have a copy of the blueprints to this asylum? I just want to help you out....
You should let him have a copy. He's trustworthy. He certainly wouldn't try anything. ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on January 07, 2005, 08:41:47 PM
>eats the catnip CC thought he was giving to a cat<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on January 10, 2005, 08:54:58 AM
*Gives Q some milk to wash the catnip down*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on January 15, 2005, 01:38:37 PM
>hastily drinks the milk< I dunno what the cats are all excited about.  That was kinda gross. :X
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on January 16, 2005, 08:08:53 AM
I guess cats have different kinda taste buds XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on January 16, 2005, 02:09:10 PM
*Dances around then teleports out*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on January 25, 2005, 11:12:59 AM
You can teleport out of the asylum?!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on January 25, 2005, 11:14:34 AM
Probably the only good thing about Bobs absence is that he isn't watching this place at the moment...

/me blows the door down, then escapes! ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on January 27, 2005, 07:02:31 AM
If Bob ain't watching then I am :P

*Lets group of attack cats out* :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on January 27, 2005, 08:39:47 AM
Ahh! Bad kitty! Shoo! Ack! :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on January 27, 2005, 08:42:05 AM
*Waits for a little red to splatter the wall before he calls them off* :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on January 27, 2005, 09:08:19 AM
My hot dog! What a waste of ketchup! >:(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on January 28, 2005, 03:09:59 AM
Ok, thats it, getting too violent ::) :P

*Calls off the attack cats* :D

*Sends the assassin cats after Jafar* ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on January 28, 2005, 06:36:14 AM
This is getting ludicrous. ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on January 28, 2005, 07:32:23 AM
I'm thinking that that's the point as this is the Asylum... ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on January 28, 2005, 07:36:19 AM
Well if you wanna try escaping then you have to suffer the consequences :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on February 15, 2005, 09:27:13 AM
You can't escape! Never!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on February 19, 2005, 07:05:02 PM
If you try to escape Bob says that your hallucinating ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on February 19, 2005, 07:13:27 PM
Bob is a liar, a fraud, a cheat, and a lying fraudulent cheat. >:(
 :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on February 19, 2005, 07:18:44 PM
Now he'll say that we are dellusional :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on February 19, 2005, 07:20:53 PM
See? This is all his big scam!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on February 19, 2005, 07:25:39 PM
Yep, and we are stuck in his scam! :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on February 20, 2005, 11:48:47 AM
Well *I* believe him.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on February 25, 2005, 07:05:29 AM
You believe Bob?? :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on February 25, 2005, 07:08:07 AM
Anyone who believes Bob should be in the asylum. ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on February 25, 2005, 07:13:29 AM
Yes I agree with you!! XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on February 25, 2005, 07:16:18 AM
What are you waiting for? Admit them! XB
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on February 25, 2005, 07:23:50 AM
Q is already admitted XD

Bob is also already admitted XD

Asylum Patient List (http://racx.port5.com/Asylum%20Patients.txt)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosedragon on March 02, 2005, 02:29:35 PM
I remember when I was in a real mental asylum or mental institution as they're called these days. I was scared my neighbors had put a voodoo curse on my house, and I had to deal with the stress of a hurricane and my town suffered a lot of damage and a lot of people had to start over. Luckily my house survived the hurricane well, I was kind of overworked and hot and tired out from cleaning up the mess. Also, my overactive imagination may have lead me to hallucinate and be paranoid. Now I'm doing fine, and no longer fear curses of any kind. (I got out of the instituion in mid October last year, went in during September.)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosedragon on March 02, 2005, 02:37:02 PM
Who is this Bob fellow? Should I know him? is he important around here?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Shadowfax on March 02, 2005, 02:40:17 PM
I think its B'rrr; he is a very long time poster and is famous for that fact...whether he is important or not...well...you better hold a poll to see!

P.S I do not promise that any of the above is accurate!  ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 02, 2005, 06:16:47 PM
B'rrr is Rob (the famous poster).  Bob is Copycat (CC) who is the manager of the asylum.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on March 03, 2005, 02:50:34 PM
Speaking of Rob, he should be in the Asylum too. ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on March 04, 2005, 01:15:58 PM
The patient list has a mistake.  I'm not obsessed with teef.  Just Mote's Teef.  OMG MOTE'S TEEF > LIFE!!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosedragon on March 06, 2005, 02:40:37 PM
And I love tea. I drink it a lot for my health and because I like the taste, and to loose weight. Let's have a Mad Hatter tea party. Participants must wear a big, silly hat and drink lots of the many kinds of tea. I have my purple cone-shaped princess hat with gold trimming and a veil with gold ribbons. Think I'll spruce it up with some flowers, like wisteria. *Wraps a wisteria vine with drooping violet blossoms hanging from it on her hat.* And I'll also wear my purple renaissance princess dress, with the pretty colorful ribbon trim.  
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on March 06, 2005, 03:04:41 PM
/me puts on a jester cap and sits at the tea table.
Is there any cake? :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on March 06, 2005, 04:33:27 PM
Got room for one more?
*Grabs a hat and sits down
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosedragon on March 08, 2005, 07:12:43 PM
Sure. it's late, let's continue the tea party tomorrow. Yes, there's cake. Pound cake and chocolate cake. Nice jester hat, Jafar.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on March 08, 2005, 07:30:49 PM
Thanks.
(http://www.classicgaming.com/kirby/multimedia/icons/superstar/kirbymirror.gif)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 09, 2005, 06:17:10 AM
*Locks up the tea party room*
*Watches patients bang on the door* ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on March 09, 2005, 02:29:08 PM
Hey! Let us out! >:(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jump In Well on March 09, 2005, 04:13:57 PM
Homestar Runner was talking to himself in the chamber last week, he even told me he did ......... LOCK HIM UP!! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on March 09, 2005, 06:42:18 PM
I saw the whole thing!  It's true!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 10, 2005, 01:56:56 AM
*Tries to find list so he can admit new victims patients to asylum*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosedragon on March 13, 2005, 07:18:28 PM
Hey! Don't hijack my tea party and turn it into something else. *puts on classical music (Beethoven) and serves all kinds of tea.* I have pound cake, chocolate cake, carrot cake and red velvet cake and well as blueberry muffins. The tea is mint tea, apple cinnamon, chamomile, green tea, oolong, Earl of grey and black tea, English breakfast tea. I have honey, lemon juice, plum juice, sugar, and cream to go with the tea.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on March 15, 2005, 05:23:44 PM
I don't even know where to start. So much stuff  :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on March 16, 2005, 08:02:07 AM
Chamomile tea is not allowed in the asylum :P

*Stabs, beats and kills chamomile tea with metal bat* XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on March 16, 2005, 08:12:12 AM
Our tea party! Ruined! :o
 :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosedragon on March 16, 2005, 02:11:56 PM
*Growls at Racx for ruining her tea party.* You have encouraged the wrath of a dragon! *Blasts him with her blue fire, leaving him charred and ashy.*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on March 16, 2005, 04:07:56 PM
Hey look, barbacue XD
Anybody hungry?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on March 17, 2005, 07:27:58 AM
Tea Party, Barbeque, what's next? A picnic?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on March 18, 2005, 12:52:47 PM
Not a bad idea XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on March 20, 2005, 01:22:25 PM
But Bob and Jason might not let us have one. :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Vipt on March 20, 2005, 05:12:30 PM
So? It's not like either of them have been around here much lately.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on March 21, 2005, 02:13:36 AM
Er, yes they have. It's only a matter of time before Bob comes in see whats been happening. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 01, 2005, 04:41:02 PM
By the way CC can i have a copy of the blueprints to this asylum? I just want to help you out....
My Asylum is in perfect shape as it is, I see no need for help.

*Dances around then teleports out*
/me is lucky he installed teleport-reflecting coating to the walls, so Pindarus's teleport signal is diverted to the Asylum garden.

/me blows the door down, then escapes! ;D
Why are you posting hypothetical situations? First of all, you can't smuggle any type of explosive into the Asylum without at least triggering the alarm. Secondly, my doors are blast-resistant. What do you take me for?

If you try to escape Bob says that your hallucinating ::)
Don't try to get into my head, because it won't work.

Bob is a liar, a fraud, a cheat, and a lying fraudulent cheat. >:(
 :P
You kinda repeated yourself there. That Ph. D that's hanging on my office wall is not a fraud though, nor did I cheat during the exams I had to take to get it or lie my way through my profession to keep it. 8)

See? This is all his big scam!
If we're talking scam-wise, I've got some nice 419's in my 419-folder. :P

Hey! Don't hijack my tea party and turn it into something else.
Ahem, actually it's you who invaded my Asylum.

Tea Party, Barbeque, what's next? A picnic?
NP, the Asylum's garden is the perfect place for a picnic. 8)

So? It's not like either of them have been around here much lately.
The fact that I'm not online does not mean I don't tape everything that goes on with my Asylum and watch at a later stage, just to see what mad things the patients tried to do this time to escape. :suffer:

Er, yes they have. It's only a matter of time before Bob comes in see whats been happening. :P
And so I just did. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mary Jane on April 01, 2005, 04:54:37 PM
*Mary Jane is lucky that he was successfully able to teleport outside the asylum.*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on April 01, 2005, 06:00:51 PM
If you sucessfully escaped, how come I'm talking to you? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on April 02, 2005, 01:53:32 PM
Its a good thing I'm just visiting the crazy people here ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on April 02, 2005, 02:15:02 PM
Its a good thing I'm just visiting the crazy people here ::)
Or, are the crazy people visiting you? :scholar:

 ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on April 02, 2005, 02:32:52 PM
Its a good thing I'm just visiting the crazy people here ::)
Or, are the crazy people visiting you? :scholar:

 ;P

who knows
I always thought the office WAS a nut house ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 15, 2005, 06:13:47 PM
I always thought the office WAS a nut house ::)
What office? :pokerface:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on April 15, 2005, 06:17:32 PM
YOUR office, silly. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 15, 2005, 06:33:37 PM
YOUR office, silly. :P
My office is not a house, it's just a room.
Since Raforever said nut house, saying it is my office would be illogical. :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on April 15, 2005, 06:36:10 PM
/me tries to think of a witty comeback...
*shrug*
Wabbaever.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on April 15, 2005, 07:31:19 PM
Actually I was refering to my job ::)




[size=0.01]on a side note: CCs office is so big that it CAN be called a house ;B[/size]
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosedragon on April 18, 2005, 04:54:55 PM
Any time I want to leave the asylum, I just turn off the internet. The 'net is filled with craziness. I must get back to writing fanfiction.

About that barbecue....would you prefer beef, pork or chicken?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on April 19, 2005, 03:50:21 PM
Chicken sounds good XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on April 19, 2005, 06:36:59 PM
As long as it's meat, anything  :yes:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on April 19, 2005, 06:40:41 PM
Anything thats not pork. :X
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 19, 2005, 06:45:39 PM
MMMMMMM...BACON! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on April 19, 2005, 06:50:57 PM
Is it beef bacon?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on April 19, 2005, 09:26:51 PM
Let's have all three!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on April 20, 2005, 01:35:45 PM
How about some turkey meat? XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 21, 2005, 03:16:57 PM
[size=0.01]on a side note: CCs office is so big that it CAN be called a house ;B[/size]
*CC thinks about taking a pic of his office and posting it in this thread so anyone can see it's not that big.*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosedragon on April 23, 2005, 11:46:14 AM
Roasts some beef, turkey chicken and pork for everybody. I can also grill some fish and shrimp kabobs. Yeah, I like fish and shrimp, so I'll fix some in addition to the other meats. Who wants asparagus and squash? Maybe some green beans, corn and collard greens? I like southern vegetables, except okra.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on April 23, 2005, 12:17:39 PM
/me starts filling up his plates with the food

Quote
turkey chicken

see? She knows what a turducken is too. ;-D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on April 23, 2005, 02:11:48 PM
*puts some food on a plate

you guys share that

*eats the rest of the food

XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosedragon on April 23, 2005, 06:38:39 PM
Heheh. Did you ever see Shallow Hal where Rosemary goes to get a 'smidge of cake'? She cuts a slice and leeves it on the platter then takes the rest of the cake.  Either that or she got a really big slice, like half of the cake.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on April 23, 2005, 07:54:01 PM
XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 29, 2005, 04:42:38 PM
/me starts filling up his plates with the food
You have multiple plates? :o
/me pops in to supervise the proceedings and to make sure there is enough food for everyone. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on April 29, 2005, 04:58:53 PM
Yes, and considering what Raforever ate, that's probably a good thing.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on April 29, 2005, 05:21:15 PM
Since this is a top-of-the-line facility, that status must also apply to a gathering such as a this. :pleased:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on April 30, 2005, 03:58:17 PM
Yes, and considering what Raforever ate, that's probably a good thing.

And I'm still hungry...
* stares at the food in LN's plate(s)

FOOD!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 01, 2005, 02:12:13 PM
And I'm still hungry...
* stares at the food in LN's plate(s)
Now, now, there's no need to start staring at the food in other people's plate(s). There's still plenty on the serving table. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jump In Well on May 01, 2005, 02:52:40 PM
hmmmm

*gets out mood altering water*

any fellow patients want *ahem* seasoning? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 01, 2005, 04:03:56 PM
*starts eating the serving table (food, plates, wood, metals etc)  XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 03, 2005, 03:01:59 PM
*gets out mood altering water*
/me  swipes water out of JIW's hands :sweating:

*starts eating the serving table (food, plates, wood, metals etc)  XD

That hungry? :o
/me makes a call to a 24hour/day delivery company to bring some more serving tables. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on May 04, 2005, 02:18:35 AM
The asylum is still open?!

COOL :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on May 04, 2005, 02:20:19 AM
maybe roberta williams is coming on board,

to answer phones, get coffee and the such

I already am on board.  At least at the forum, anyway.

*is Roberta*.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 04, 2005, 03:31:17 AM
Mango! You're not a patient at the moment, right? Let me out of here! PLEASE! It smells like potatoes, the guard cats are pushy, and Bob won't admit that he's insane and should be a patient! :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 04, 2005, 03:45:44 AM
Roberta Williams is here? Roberta Williams is here!?
ROBERTA WILLIAMS IS HERE!?!!!!!!!
*Insert rambling about being a huge fan and wanting an autograph*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on May 04, 2005, 10:51:51 AM
I don't think I'm a patient at the moment ;)  Been so long since I've said anything in the Asylum that I honestly couldn't tell you :P

Erm...  *hands you some room spray and a red crayon*  Good luck with Bob.  He never would admit to his insanity.  But secretly...  He's the most insane one of the lot.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Oldbushie on May 04, 2005, 02:42:03 PM
Yes, and she has a thing for manpurses... ._.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 04, 2005, 03:09:33 PM
/me  appears having been alarmed of the situation by a concerned member of the forum.

*is Roberta*.
Oh dear. A relapse... :sweating:
*cats in white suits start appearing from every corner to drag MM back to the Asylum*

/me disappears again, (leaving this forum-part once more until further notice,) and re-appears only moments later in the Asylum-thread.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 04, 2005, 03:13:48 PM
the guard cats are pushy, and Bob won't admit that he's insane and should be a patient! :-\
My guard cats wouldn't be that pushy if you followed regulations a bit better. And I'm not insane, I'm just mildly crazy, a prerequisite for this job. :P

I don't think I'm a patient at the moment ;)  Been so long since I've said anything in the Asylum that I honestly couldn't tell you :P
Due to recent statements consider yourself re-admitted.

He never would admit to his insanity.
Why should I admit to something I'm not?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on May 04, 2005, 04:20:29 PM
/me posts a quote, then walks off

Strange, then how come I think of myself as insane? Does that mean I'm actually sane? ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 04, 2005, 05:02:01 PM
/me posts a quote, then walks off
Please don't quote out of context. :stabs:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 04, 2005, 08:36:24 PM
Quote
My guard cats wouldn't be that pushy if you followed regulations a bit better.
Maybe if I liked the regulations better, I'd follow them. ;P
Quote
Erm...  *hands you some room spray and a red crayon*  Good luck with Bob.
Thanks. This is just what I need. ;D
Okay, now to plot my escape.

INVENTORY
Room Spray
Red Crayon
Potato Smell
Keys to the Crazy Bus

Hmm...yes...that would work...excellent... :sneaky:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on May 05, 2005, 02:11:12 AM
I don't think I'm a patient at the moment ;)  Been so long since I've said anything in the Asylum that I honestly couldn't tell you :P
Due to recent statements consider yourself re-admitted.

Why, what did I do?  Oh, and can I have my old room back?  That one was comfy.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on May 05, 2005, 02:28:37 AM
/me  appears having been alarmed of the situation by a concerned member of the forum.

*is Roberta*.
Oh dear. A relapse... :sweating:
*cats in white suits start appearing from every corner to drag MM back to the Asylum*

/me disappears again, (leaving this forum-part once more until further notice,) and re-appears only moments later in the Asylum-thread.

WHO TOLD YOU?!  This is unfair.  Whoever told, you'd better come forward, or ELSE.  >:(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 05, 2005, 03:31:10 AM
*steps foward nervously*
I, well, um...I can explain everything.
You see, Racx made a deal with me. If I get someone into the Asylum, he'll pay for the pizza for two months. :P
You were the first one I saw, so.....
DON'T EAT ME! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I'M SOOORRYYYY!! :'(
:help:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on May 05, 2005, 03:36:34 AM
*steps foward nervously*
I, well, um...I can explain everything.
You see, Racx made a deal with me. If I get someone into the Asylum, he'll pay for the pizza for two months. :P
You were the first one I saw, so.....
DON'T EAT ME! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I'M SOOORRYYYY!! :'(
:help:

*grabs Jafar, shoves him inside a manpurse then zips it up*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: mark_the_merry on May 05, 2005, 04:02:55 AM
no! not a MANPURSE!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on May 05, 2005, 04:27:27 AM
Everyone loves a Manpurse.

Want a manpurse?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 05, 2005, 03:19:50 PM
Keys to the Crazy Bus
Huh? Where did you get those?
Oh, and FYI, even the Crazy Bus can't get inhere. There's no bus stop. :P

Oh, and can I have my old room back?  That one was comfy.
Ofcourse you can. 8)

Everyone loves a Manpurse.

Want a manpurse?
Ofcourse.
/me takes away all (of) MM's manpurses. ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 05, 2005, 05:07:01 PM
Quote
Huh? Where did you get those?
Oh, and FYI, even the Crazy Bus can't get inhere. There's no bus stop.
I've had them since I started singing Crazy Bus. ::)
What? No bus stop? Spork! This throws a screwdriver in all my plans! :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jump In Well on May 05, 2005, 05:14:28 PM
hmm....

*JiW attempts to escape......by walking out the front door

Don't mind me guards, i was just visiting my twin-finalfantasydespising-nutjob-brother :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 05, 2005, 05:31:57 PM
You mean Jump Off Cliff, right? ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on May 06, 2005, 01:09:37 AM
COPYCAT DOESN'T GET A MANPURSE  >:(

*snatches them all back*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 06, 2005, 01:44:54 AM
*In the confusion, one of the mapurses is dropped and the zipper moves a bit*
*Jafar unzips the purse and runs out of it*
It was scary! :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 06, 2005, 06:59:47 PM
*JiW attempts to escape......by walking out the front door

Don't mind me guards, i was just visiting my twin-finalfantasydespising-nutjob-brother :P
What brother? And oh, BTW, that wasn't the front door. :P 8) You don't really think my guards would let you out on such a lame excuse, do you? 8)

COPYCAT DOESN'T GET A MANPURSE  >:(

*In the confusion, one of the mapurses is dropped and the zipper moves a bit*
*Jafar unzips the purse and runs out of it*
It was scary! :(
*snatches them all back*
That was not a friendly request, that was just my way of showing you that since you are using those manpurses in illegal activities, they should be confiscated.
*snatches manpurses back and puts them in secure closet*

*In the confusion, one of the mapurses is dropped and the zipper moves a bit*
*Jafar unzips the purse and runs out of it*
It was scary! :(
I was just about to get to that, but I'm glad you found your own way out. :scholar:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 07, 2005, 09:41:05 AM
Hey Bob, can I have a map of the Asylum? I keep getting lost on the way to the kitchen.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 07, 2005, 01:09:17 PM
manpurse!!??  :o

--- --- ---

Hey JiW, don't bother trying escape.

I trained for weeks my escape plan: climping down a window, running through the garden and then climbing up the wall to freedom

but yesterday wall fell down ruining my whole plan so I'm stuck here until they fix the wall

XD

--- --- ---

Hey Bob, can I have a map of the Asylum? I keep getting lost on the way to the kitchen.

* comes out of the kitchen using whats left of a pan as a tooth pick

why would you want to go there? XD

well... no more food here, guess i should go home.

*hears the pizza man arrive

on second thought... :D

--- --- ---

Is it just me or does Jafar smell like potatoes?
*looks hungerly at Jafar
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 07, 2005, 04:42:33 PM
I knew there was something funny about that deoderant... ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 07, 2005, 07:14:01 PM
Well... I'll be sure not to eat you  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on May 08, 2005, 09:18:08 AM
I did nothing illegal with those manpurses, I swear.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 08, 2005, 09:19:43 AM
Hey Bob, can I have a map of the Asylum? I keep getting lost on the way to the kitchen.
Maybe you should try following the arrows with the word 'kitchen' on them. :scholar:

Hey JiW, don't bother trying escape.

I trained for weeks my escape plan: climping down a window, running through the garden and then climbing up the wall to freedom

but yesterday wall fell down ruining my whole plan so I'm stuck here until they fix the wall
What wall? I was also wondering how you can climb a 100% flat wall, and more importantly, didn't you see the roof over the garden? (Ofcourse you didn't, but rest assured it's there.) :yes:

* comes out of the kitchen using whats left of a pan as a tooth pick

why would you want to go there? XD

well... no more food here, guess i should go home.
Ofcourse there's no food there, the kitchen staff took a day off due to the barbecue (and are probably out getting :drunk: ATM)

Well... I'll be sure not to eat you  :P
You better. :pokerface:
/me orders a few guard cats to keep a special eye on Jafar and make sure Raf takes to that quote.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 08, 2005, 09:28:06 AM
Quit staring at me, you meanieh guard cats! :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 08, 2005, 10:34:16 AM
What wall? I was also wondering how you can climb a 100% flat wall, and more importantly, didn't you see the roof over the garden? (Ofcourse you didn't, but rest assured it's there.) :yes:

Thats why i said the wall fell down, it´s flat now :P

/me spits out a shingle
what roof?  ;B

Well... I'll be sure not to eat you  :P
You better. :pokerface:
orders a few guard cats to keep a special eye on Jafar and make sure Raf takes to that quote.

Fried guard cats yummy XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on May 08, 2005, 11:42:42 AM
CC, where did you put the clicky pens?

What?  No, that's not completely random.  And I swear, I will not go get the clicky pens and start clicking them again as soon as you tell me. Promise. :D

>crosses fingers behind his back<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 08, 2005, 11:45:27 AM
I wonder if clicky pens taste good XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on May 08, 2005, 11:50:11 AM
You may NOT EAT MY CLICKY PENS!!

Er...CC's clicky pens.  Yes, that's it... :pokerface:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 08, 2005, 11:53:24 AM
I was just wondering...
thats what happens when I'm not fed enough  (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/Raforever/5.gif)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosedragon on May 11, 2005, 12:35:26 PM
I've been outlining my pencil drawing with clicky pens. Don't take my clicky pens away!  ANybody in the mood for cheese? I have some swiss and asiago cheese. And I made tea today.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 11, 2005, 03:14:32 PM
Quit staring at me, you meanieh guard cats! :-\
It's for your own protection! :scholar:

Thats why i said the wall fell down, it´s flat now :P
It's flat standing vertically too. 8)

/me spits out a shingle
what roof?  ;B
The one your shingle bounced back on ofcourse. :pleased:

Fried guard cats yummy XD
That might well be, but you won't be getting your hands on any. The moment you touch any of them, even involuntarily, you'll be lying down on your back within the second. :pokerface:

CC, where did you put the clicky pens?

What?  No, that's not completely random.  And I swear, I will not go get the clicky pens and start clicking them again as soon as you tell me. Promise. :D

>crosses fingers behind his back<
The clicky pens are where I put them the last time. :P  And you can try and go get them as many times as you want, doesn't mean you can get into the room they're in. :D

I was just wondering...
thats what happens when I'm not fed enough  (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/Raforever/5.gif)
/me tells the cook to prepare double food portions for Raf in the future.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 11, 2005, 03:57:41 PM
Fried guard cats yummy XD
That might well be, but you won't be getting your hands on any. The moment you touch any of them, even involuntarily, you'll be lying down on your back within the second. :pokerface:

/me  moves away from the guard cats
 :P

Quote
I was just wondering...
thats what happens when I'm not fed enough  (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/Raforever/5.gif)
/me tells the cook to prepare double food portions for Raf in the future.

I'm happy  :pleased:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 11, 2005, 06:52:09 PM
/me gives Q one of his clicky pens
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 13, 2005, 07:16:32 PM
/me gives Q one of his clicky pens
And just where did you get those? :pokerface:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 13, 2005, 07:19:24 PM
Tell me where YOU got clicky pens and I shall tell you where I got them. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 14, 2005, 12:07:22 PM
Well.. its late and i should go home now. I'll visit you guys next month again.   ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on May 14, 2005, 12:10:21 PM
Next month? ???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :(


 :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 14, 2005, 12:27:32 PM
Next week then  ;B
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on May 15, 2005, 12:02:29 PM
CC got his clicky pens by stealing them away from Jeysie and me!!!  

Oh, and thanks Jafar!! >click< >click< >click< >click<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 15, 2005, 06:31:26 PM
Tell me where YOU got clicky pens and I shall tell you where I got them. :P
They're in the same room where all the other office supplies are ofcourse. :D

CC got his clicky pens by stealing them away from Jeysie and me!!!
Now, now, there's no reason to take such a negative attitude to it. First of all, Jeysie shouldn't have brought any clicky pens into the asylum when she visited you, and secondly:
>click< >click< >click< >click<
this.
Oh well...
/me  snatches clicky pen from Q's hands and puts it in the office supply room.
It's for your own good, you know. First you must get rid of this clicking obsession so your contact with clicky pens must be limited to therapy sessions. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 15, 2005, 09:59:14 PM
I got my clicky pens from the office supplies store thats in my freezer. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on May 16, 2005, 04:31:27 PM
Thanks for the info Jafar!

>raids Jafar's freezer for clicky pens< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click<

P.S. CC, my therapist is making me go cold turkey!!  What else am I supposed to do? :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 17, 2005, 03:25:13 PM
P.S. CC, my therapist is making me go cold turkey!!  What else am I supposed to do? :'(
Obviously your therapist made a judgement-error concerning your affiliation with clicky pens. I will inform him immediately. Also, he will be reprimanded for providing me with false information in his latest reports. 8)

>raids Jafar's freezer for clicky pens< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click<

However, I fear now you're suffering from an OD so I'm afraid I'm going to have to take away all but one of your current clicky pens. I'll leave one for the time being to compensate for your cold turkey-situation. :pokerface:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 21, 2005, 08:55:14 PM
I knew hanging out in the asylum would be asking for trouble, but did I listen? Nooo! Ladies and gents, I'm now the newest patient. Now excuse me while I try to find a way out of here. Bye! :P

And anyone who tells me that I can't escape will be polymorphed!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 21, 2005, 09:29:06 PM
welcome aboard swift :D

Well, I'm back for another visit. How are you nuts doing? XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 21, 2005, 09:40:24 PM
You can't escape! Nya Nya Nya Nah Nah! :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 21, 2005, 11:47:23 PM
*turns Jafar into a bag of nuts*

Raforever: These are my nuts. I think they're doing fine.

I'll get the person responsible for bringing me here! Mark my words! And when I do... :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 22, 2005, 04:50:09 AM
You'll never escape the Asylum!!! :suffer:

Don't worry Jafar shes just hallucinating that she turned you into a bag of nuts ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 22, 2005, 05:16:56 AM
Are you sure? I'm feeling kind of nutty... maybe she did do it. :S
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 22, 2005, 05:56:14 AM
It says in her profile that she hallucinates :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 22, 2005, 07:00:37 AM
It does not >:(
I checked the profile and it's not there, therefore I am not imagining things. :P

*turns Racx into a bag of peanuts*

*grumbles* This must be some ploy to get me to post more often, and it's working!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 22, 2005, 07:05:24 AM
Uh oh. She's on to us! :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 22, 2005, 09:47:30 AM
It does not >:(
I checked the profile and it's not there, therefore I am not imagining things. :P

*turns Racx into a bag of peanuts*

*grumbles* This must be some ploy to get me to post more often, and it's working!
Whoa there really isn't anything there about you hallucinating :-\

Maybe I should go add that now ;P

BTW do we really need two bags of peanuts? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 22, 2005, 12:24:19 PM
Peanuts?.... why is it that i feel hungry again...
....peanuts taste good..... *starts drooling*

XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Kimiko-chan on May 22, 2005, 01:26:24 PM
I am a peanut*starts singing*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 22, 2005, 07:23:41 PM
*offers Racx, Jafar and Kimoki-chan the peanuts to Raforever*

Here ya go! Enjoy!

LN, a little birdie has told me that I have you to thank for signing me up for this place.

*turns LN into a pumpkin*

 :suffer:

Revenge is sweet.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on May 22, 2005, 08:32:10 PM
*turns LN into a pumpkin*

 :suffer:

Revenge is sweet.
XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 23, 2005, 07:37:03 AM
RaF? If you eat me, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life.
Just letting you know. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 23, 2005, 09:48:19 AM
If you eat me RaF then I will use the toilet smiley against you ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 23, 2005, 03:23:18 PM
It says in her profile that she hallucinates :P

It does not >:(
I checked the profile and it's not there, therefore I am not imagining things. :P
You silly girl/woman (please feel free to cross out the one's that's not applicable :P)! Not the forum's profile, but the Asylum's profile! 8)

Whoa there really isn't anything there about you hallucinating :-\

Maybe I should go add that now ;P
/me points to a certain line on Swift's patient profile
You see now?

Peanuts?.... why is it that i feel hungry again...
....peanuts taste good..... *starts drooling*
Really hungry? Or do you just want it because it tastes good? You know you can really want something to eat without being hungry. :scholar:

LN, a little birdie has told me that I have you to thank for signing me up for this place.

*turns LN into a pumpkin*

 :suffer:

Revenge is sweet.
A fire-breathing one? You have to hand it to her, she has a vivid imagination!

RaF? If you eat me, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life.

If you eat me RaF then I will use the toilet smiley against you ;P
Hmmm, apparently the hallucinogenic (?gr) counterparts of Jafar and racx have found a connection to their forum-counterparts. It looks as if I'm going to have to find a passageway into the other direction.
/me starts looking
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 23, 2005, 07:01:11 PM
You silly cat. Of course I knew Racx was talking about the profile in his patient list, and it's not there.

Quote
Swift - She enjoys polymorphing people into sheep, wants to lock people in jars and make them strip for freedom, made up a freaky song for Jafar: "Jafar the Greenie human, had a very shiney skin. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows! Like a light bulb!"

Although I must say that the description is inaccurate though. I polymorph people into all sorts of things, not just sheep, and have you looked at my whip collection lately?

*turns Copycat into a stuffed toy kitten*

Let's see how much I can sell you on E-bay!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 23, 2005, 07:07:01 PM
The point is, Swift is a madwoman and must be stopped. ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 23, 2005, 09:42:36 PM
I still say the polymorphing thing is just a hallucination :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 24, 2005, 06:00:21 AM
If you eat me RaF then I will use the toilet smiley against you ;P

LOL OMG ROFL GAG LOL HAHAHAHAHHAHAH WTF ROFFOL GAG LOL *starts crying from laughter* lol GAG ROFL..

(10 minutes later)

...ok...ok...lol.... i wont eat you...heheh.. lol... hahaha

maybe I SHOULD post that somewhere  XB

btw, i just had breakfeast so i'm stuffed (for now ....)   ;B
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 24, 2005, 03:12:44 PM
You silly cat. Of course I knew Racx was talking about the profile in his patient list, and it's not there.
his is the operative word here. :scholar:

*turns Copycat into a stuffed toy kitten*

Let's see how much I can sell you on E-bay!
Ha! You missed me, instead you got one of my guard-cats. :P
/me watches as the other guard cats close in on Swift from all directions
. :evil:
*CC immediately puts the Ebay auction on his snipe-list*. :pokerface:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 24, 2005, 07:21:42 PM
*teleports to safety, and then freezes the guard cats*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 25, 2005, 05:51:58 AM
Quote
his is the operative word here.
If you have another list, why don't you share it with us and avoid confusion? ::)
Quote
*teleports to safety, and then freezes the guard cats*
You may of stopped the cats, but can you defeat the poorly fed cougars? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 25, 2005, 06:41:33 AM
Jafar, as my assigned protector, you shall eat them for me, or will you not heed the call of your paladin duty?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 25, 2005, 06:45:20 AM
NOW you want me to protect you! ::)
I thought you didn't like having a "babysitter". ;P
I think I'll heed the call of my feet and run in the opposite direction now... :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 25, 2005, 07:22:07 AM
Anywayz there ain't much a peanut can do ;P

Unless you were to change him back ::) XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 25, 2005, 09:11:37 AM
Useless guardian! :P

Racx, thanks for reminding me that he's still a peanut.

*offers Jafar the peanut to the hungry cougars*

Here! Take this! Eat! Peanut marshmallow! Yummy!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 25, 2005, 09:16:14 AM
Useless? I saved your life, ya know!
Put me down, you pointy-eared maniac! :o
*Suddenlt, the Crazy Bus bursts through the door and the driver pulls Jafar in*
That was close! :sweating:
Thanks, Funny Clown. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 25, 2005, 09:32:23 AM
Cool! *thinks* That bus might be the key to getting out of here, or at least away from the cougars!

*teleports into the bus*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 25, 2005, 09:37:48 AM
Looks like you've stapped right into my truck! :sneaky:
Trapped right into my step.
Stepped into my trap, there we go. :P
*Anti Teleport Shields activate and the Crazy Bus song starts playing endlessly*
Crazy Bus! Crazy Bus! Riding on the Crazy Bus!
Riding up, riding down! Driven by a funny clown!
Wacky Zoony Goofy Spoony
High as a plane or balloon-y!
Crazy Bus! Come with us, as we Ride rideriderideride! *BEEP BEEP*
Crazy Bus, not a Shmazy Bus, don't make a fuss, just come with us!

/me shouts over the music: "Help me and Rober- er, MangoMercury escape, or you'll never get off this bus! :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 25, 2005, 09:41:55 AM
I'm sure this bus is Bob's! Otherwise your all gonna be stuck there a while :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 25, 2005, 09:45:12 AM
Bob could never own the Crazy Bus, for he always rejects his insanity!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 25, 2005, 09:45:47 AM
He could have hired it ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 25, 2005, 09:46:49 AM
Still unlikely. The music hurts his ears. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 25, 2005, 09:48:48 AM
Actually it's rather catchy. I'm going to sit here for a while to listen to it before we both work together to find a way out. How's that?

*hums to the song*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 25, 2005, 09:55:13 AM
Sounds like a plan to me. I'll even forgive you for the peanut thing. :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 25, 2005, 10:04:03 AM
Of course Bob didn't hire it XD

I did :P

I wanted revenge for my peanut transformation >:( ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 25, 2005, 03:37:31 PM
*offers Jafar the peanut to the hungry cougars*

Here! Take this! Eat! Peanut marshmallow! Yummy!
*cougars completely disregard the Peanut dangling in front of them, their eyes fixed at the one that intruded into their territory*

Cool! *thinks* That bus might be the key to getting out of here, or at least away from the cougars!

*teleports into the bus*
Curses! Foiled again!

Of course Bob didn't hire it XD

I did :P
Or have I...? :pleased:
*cougars gather beneath the Crazy BUS, hovering in the common room, looking up*

Oh, and BTW, ofcourse the Crazy Bus can magicly appear inside the Asylum Walls, and can disappear again. However all contents in that bus whilst travelling to and from the Asylum will be inspected. Any contents that can be used to inflict any damage to the Asylum or its inhabitants is confiscated when entering, and given back when leaving. Anything that is in the bus when it is leaving, and was not when it entered is simply confiscated and put back into the Asylum, including people. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 25, 2005, 07:04:31 PM
I`ll say it again

 :suffer: NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE ASYLUM  :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 26, 2005, 02:11:47 AM
*turns Jafar back to normal*

I've got an idea! We'll hold the entire KQ9 team hostage until the owner/s of the Asylum declare us sane and free us from this mental hospital! They'll have to if they want KQ9 to be released at all! How's that? :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 26, 2005, 04:24:37 AM
But how do we trick them into getting on the Bus? ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 26, 2005, 04:30:54 AM
Well, we can use your charm to lure them into the bus, can't we?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 26, 2005, 04:38:50 AM
I don't think it'll be enough. What we need is... MA'S HOMEBAKED COOKIES! !!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 26, 2005, 04:51:02 AM
Perfect! Do you have any?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 26, 2005, 04:51:46 AM
Actually, I don't...
Well, you're not a Ma, but I'm sure your cooking will do. Get baking! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 26, 2005, 05:11:47 AM
With pleasure.

*turns Jafar into Ma's home baked cookies*

Who wants cookies? Freshly baked cookies right here! Just step right up and claim them!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 26, 2005, 05:16:46 AM
Wait, wait! This isn't how we planned it! :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 26, 2005, 05:18:58 AM
Too bad, dear. You didn't have any cookies with you so I had to improvise. Don't worry. Your sacrifice won't be in vain. :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 26, 2005, 05:27:40 AM
Some friend YOU turned out to be. You get a fool-proof escape plan, and I get eaten. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 26, 2005, 05:33:53 AM
Well, I *did* come up with most of the plan. Plus, you're a marshmallow! You're meant to be consumed! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 26, 2005, 05:36:57 AM
You did not...just...say... >:(
*Goes back to normal due to a plot hole*
*Eats Swift and gets Magic Ability*
Sorry, but nobody can go around saying stuff like that about marshmallows and get away with it. :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 26, 2005, 05:39:56 AM
*laughs* I was wondering when you would use your kirby powers and eat me. I shall virtually mark this day on my calendar in my head.

*teleports out of Jafar*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: amarinda on May 26, 2005, 05:41:34 AM
 <3 <3 <3 <3 KIRBY!! ^_^ **huggles** So irresistable...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 26, 2005, 05:42:16 AM
Sorry, but my stomach is teleport proof. :P
You don't know how many times I resisted eating you.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 26, 2005, 05:43:36 AM
*gets out of Jafar due to a plot device*

Hey, if you can revert back to normal due to a plot hole, so can I. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 26, 2005, 05:45:35 AM
*polymorphs Swift into a cookie and eats the cookie* :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 26, 2005, 05:47:29 AM
*grabs the script from inside Jafar's stomach and rewrites everything, turning back time from where both Jafar and I weren't patients at the Asylum*

There. Now all we have to do is to make sure we don't get admitted back in. How's that?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 26, 2005, 05:49:06 AM
*coughchickencough* :P
Sounds like a plan. All we have to do is act sane and the managers won't admit us. How hard could it be? :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 26, 2005, 05:51:00 AM
*resists the urge to turn Jafar into a chicken*

Shouldn't be so hard at all!

*acts sane*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 26, 2005, 07:44:24 AM
*checks his list*

You are both still there ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 26, 2005, 08:01:41 AM
Then let us out! We're sane!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 26, 2005, 08:08:07 AM
Agreed! We're sane people! Don't trap us here!  :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 26, 2005, 08:09:28 AM
Nah its ok, you can stay ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 26, 2005, 08:33:25 AM
/me hacks into the website and removes him, Swift, and Mango from the list
Nope, we definately shouldn't be here. :angel:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 26, 2005, 08:34:57 AM
Your still on the list ;P

Remember:

"You can nevahz escape the Asylum!!!"
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 26, 2005, 08:53:43 AM
*turns Racx into a mouse and traps him in a cage*

You shall be my prisoner until you let us out of the Asylum. :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 26, 2005, 08:58:58 AM
Mouse is better than peanut :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 26, 2005, 09:27:49 AM
Alright then, how about turning you into a worm?

*turns Racx into a worm and puts him in a jar*

Now will you let us out?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 26, 2005, 09:56:34 AM
Its so cool being a worm :D

Now I can do Earth Worm Jim impersonations XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 26, 2005, 03:15:42 PM
*fills up plot holes and puts airholes in the lid of the jar racxworm is being held in* 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 26, 2005, 07:27:26 PM
What if the list suddenly changes and my name disappears?  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 27, 2005, 11:22:15 AM
How could that happen ??? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 27, 2005, 03:55:16 PM
How should I know?  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 27, 2005, 05:28:57 PM
What if the list suddenly changes and my name disappears?  ::)
That's why there's a copy held in the Asylum vault for safe keeping. :scholar:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on May 28, 2005, 01:01:48 AM
Bob and I have many copies of the list ;P

Destroying one won't do much good XD :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 28, 2005, 07:03:42 AM
 :'(

*goes back to the drawing board*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 28, 2005, 02:28:58 PM
Dang XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 29, 2005, 10:50:27 AM
:'(

*goes back to the drawing board*
Well, just remember that you brought this on yourself. (Well, I guess LN helped too, but Wabbaever) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 29, 2005, 11:54:51 AM
It's not her fault she's crazy.... its OURS XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on May 29, 2005, 12:10:36 PM
Why do you want to get out of the asylum? It's happy! :P And I believe everyone's insane. We're just that amzing people who can bring it out of people. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 29, 2005, 01:10:17 PM
I don`t what i would do if I ever got out. :P
The world would just throw me back in  ;B



btw. Rosella said it all: WE ROCK XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on May 29, 2005, 01:26:00 PM
If I got out of the aylum I'd just become an activist for the "Listening to Simple Plan is NOT a bad thing" group :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 29, 2005, 01:29:49 PM
*listens to My Christmas List*

....THEY should be in the asylum XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on May 29, 2005, 01:32:42 PM
You're the one listening to Christmas music in May  ::) "Santa's coming tonight and I want a car..." Ok so that's all I remember! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 29, 2005, 01:49:06 PM
You're the one listening to Christmas music in May  ::)

XD its the only song i have from them. My sister has a couple more though .  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on May 29, 2005, 01:50:30 PM
Then listen to other music :P You have a little over a month to wait until Christmas in July XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 29, 2005, 01:56:21 PM
Its a living :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on May 29, 2005, 01:57:30 PM
And IMHO, Good Charlotte is better atm :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 29, 2005, 02:03:44 PM
Never heard it   :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on May 29, 2005, 02:14:14 PM
GASP! *forces Good Charlotte on Raf* Muahahahahaha! Oh wait, I'm supposed to be innocent :angel:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 29, 2005, 02:24:53 PM
O.O innocent....  :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on May 29, 2005, 02:26:40 PM
http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?board=36;action=display;threadid=2440 And don't try to say you didn't know about it! You POSTED in it! (:suffer:)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on May 29, 2005, 02:29:50 PM
The stuff i get myself into... ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on May 29, 2005, 02:39:33 PM
The stuff I make people get themselves into ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 29, 2005, 03:11:09 PM
And I believe everyone's crazy. We're just that amzing people who can bring it out of people. :P
That's not what the Asylum's here for, crazy people. They can take prefect care of themselves, I'm the living example of that. We're only here to take care of the insane ones. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on May 29, 2005, 03:15:09 PM
Fine. See edited post. Better? ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 29, 2005, 03:22:31 PM
Fine. See edited post. Better? ;P
It was just fine as it was, no need to edit it. :yes:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on May 29, 2005, 03:24:07 PM
But I was trying to emphasize the point that everyone should be in the asylum :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 29, 2005, 03:38:02 PM
But I was trying to emphasize the point that everyone should be in the asylum :P
Everyone is in the Asylum, at one point or another, just not in the same 'capacity'(?).
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on May 30, 2005, 08:01:02 AM
Quote
Why do you want to get out of the asylum?
Why, the challenge of escape, of course! ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on May 30, 2005, 09:28:25 AM
It's so that I have a bigger group of victims to polymorph. Did I just say that aloud? Rats, I really shouldn't have.   ;]
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on May 30, 2005, 03:19:01 PM
I wouldn't worry too much about Swift's posts, most of the time she's hallucinating anyway so she's pretty harmless. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 01, 2005, 06:05:51 AM
Yeah, and the polymorphing is one of the biggest hallucinations anyone has ever had so far :-\

Swift has got a long path to recovery ;P ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 01, 2005, 03:17:45 PM
Swift has got a long path to recovery ;P ::)
Indeed, but no matter what (I have to do), I will not waver from my mission to rid her from that vile disease. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on June 01, 2005, 05:54:15 PM
Yeah, and the polymorphing is one of the biggest hallucinations anyone has ever had so far :-\

Swift has got a long path to recovery ;P ::)

poor poor Swift  :-\

*gives Swift CC's credit card  :suffer:
Have fun XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 02, 2005, 02:49:29 PM
*gives Swift CC's credit card  :suffer:
Have fun XD
a) what could Swift do with a creditcard within the Asylum?
b) I don't have a creditcard so I wonder whose you swiped. :pokerface:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on June 03, 2005, 05:38:25 AM
I could use that credit card to

1) buy powerful escaping tools
2) bribe the top people into removing my name from the list
3) buy WMD to blow up an exit for me, but that would fall under 1 technically speaking
4) buy stuff to pamper myself once I'm out
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on June 03, 2005, 05:41:05 AM
You're only buying stuff for yourself? What about your bestest friend? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on June 03, 2005, 06:35:26 PM
Alright then... what do you want?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on June 03, 2005, 07:40:42 PM
Hmm....now that you mention it, I don't really need anything. It's the thought that counts though. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on June 04, 2005, 12:49:29 PM
As for the person that give you the the creditcard, I just want a Bigmac with large fries, and a family sized drink...let me think.... got any guarana? If there isnt that coke would be fine XD

Want anything cc? cat? kels? Jaf? Daniel? Neil? Jesse? Raf? oh wait... thats me XD

*gives Swift CC's credit card  :suffer:
Have fun XD
a) what could Swift do with a creditcard within the Asylum?
b) I don't have a creditcard so I wonder whose you swiped. :pokerface:

1) ever heard of buying stuff though the internet?  ;D
2) Good question  :pokerface:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 05, 2005, 11:09:43 AM
Maybe Raf gave out his own credit card and was having delusions that it was yours Bob XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on June 05, 2005, 02:19:47 PM
Want anything cc? cat? kels? Jaf? Daniel? Neil? Jesse? Raf? oh wait... thats me XD

So I don't get a capital letter? Oh my gosh. I can't believe you. BUT, I want a webcam, backstage tickets and airplane tickets to a Jesse McCartney concert, and endless amount of these really good cupcakes, my own private jet to go absolutely anywhere with *continues rambling*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 05, 2005, 03:19:10 PM
1) buy powerful escaping tools
2) bribe the top people into removing my name from the list
3) buy WMD to blow up an exit for me, but that would fall under 1 technically speaking
4) buy stuff to pamper myself once I'm out
Only thing is: item 1 and 3 would never get past the entrance. The 3rd one would be detected even before it came near (enough). 8)
As for item 2): You would try to bribe me with my own creditcard? ::)

1) ever heard of buying stuff though the internet?  ;D
Yes, only every page that is accessed through the Asylum's internet connection is scanned, and if it contains a box for filling in credit card numbers, it is blocked.

Maybe Raf gave out his own credit card and was having delusions that it was yours Bob XD
Interesting theory you put forward there, assistant. :yes:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on June 05, 2005, 08:25:02 PM
I've decided. I want The Triforce! And the Eternal Sword! And a quarter! And a Nintendo Revolution! And the Mega Buster! And the Chaos Emeralds! And the Moonstone Cannon! And....
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on June 06, 2005, 04:34:30 AM
*gives Jafar a quarter* ::) There 1/7 of your list complete. Now Swift has the job of finding all this stuff. :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 06, 2005, 03:01:34 PM
*gives Jafar a quarter* ::) There 1/7 of your list complete. Now Swift has the job of finding all this stuff. :suffer:
And what's even more important is: whose account will be billed, if she manages to get by my internet filter that is. 8)
Ofcourse I also have no idea what Jafar is talking about. ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on June 10, 2005, 04:09:19 AM
Just as soon as I've finished shopping for my own things, Jaf. :D

*goes online shopping*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 10, 2005, 11:47:33 AM
Interesting theory you put forward there, assistant. :yes:
Glad you agree! :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 10, 2005, 05:11:40 PM
*goes online shopping*
*looks at internet monitoringtool with great satsifaction as it successfully blocks ever billing page* :pleased:

Glad you agree! :D
When you put forth something noteworthy, it deserves (my) due attention.  It needn't always be something negative I have to bring to your attention. :scholar:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on June 11, 2005, 05:17:54 PM
Maybe Raf gave out his own credit card and was having delusions that it was yours Bob XD

For your satisfaction:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM BOOOOOOOOB MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOOOOOB BOOOB HAIL BOOOOB HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH MWHAHAHAHAHAHA BOOOOB HHEEHEHEHHE BOOOOOB  ::)


For my satisfaction:
I don`t have a credit card  :P (must have been the asylums credit card XD )
AND these blocking programs dont always work...  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on June 11, 2005, 08:48:01 PM
There are ways around firewalls.
Not that I would know any... :angel:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 12, 2005, 10:39:20 AM
I don`t have a credit card  :P (must have been the asylums credit card XD )
I know from experience companies (or institutions) can't have their own creditcard. Those cards are issued to physical persons only. Henceforth, the Asylum's creditcard is issued to me, thus [/b]my[/b] creditcard. :scholar:

AND these blocking programs dont always work...  :P
Why do you think I'm monitoring the blocking program? :pokerface:

There are ways around firewalls.
Allow me to enlighten you a bit:
Firewall= blocking/stealthing a pc's ports so hackers can't pass them.
Filter=Program that blocks certain pages on the internet, according to the rules set forth in the settings

It's not the Firewall that needs to be bypassed, since that has nothing to do with it, but the Filter. :scholar:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on June 12, 2005, 02:45:19 PM
Told you guys it was CC`s credit card  :P

/me spams the blocking program while sending actual dada while CC is lost among the adds
 XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 13, 2005, 03:12:21 PM
Told you guys it was CC`s credit card  :P
All I told you was that if there was a credit card to the institution, it would be on my name, but since I have no credit card, the Asylum doesn't have one either.

/me spams the blocking program while sending actual dada while CC is lost among the adds
 XD
You can only spam an (-mail) account, not a server, have you gone completely mad!? j/k on that last part. So... *whilst the spam is blocking up Swift's e-mail account, CC is still monitoring the (unsuccessful) attemps of her to access a credit card-page.* 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MATTANDALEX on June 17, 2005, 05:29:30 PM
he i just reilized i was admited and by the way on the list you have my name wrong i'm now MATTANDALEX :stabs:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on June 17, 2005, 07:20:07 PM
You have a split personality too? XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 18, 2005, 05:24:33 AM
Yeah, definitely split personality XD

*Adds that to patient list* :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 18, 2005, 03:52:59 PM
by the way on the list you have my name wrong i'm now MATTANDALEX :stabs:
See, that's where you're wrong. you may think you've changed your name, but when I put my cursor on your profile name I can still see your original name and you can flip flop with your personalities all you want, that's what you'll be called inhere. :scholar:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MATTANDALEX on June 18, 2005, 04:40:02 PM
No my name is MATTANDALEX :stabs:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 19, 2005, 03:21:15 PM
No my name is MATTANDALEX :stabs:
Okay, if the subtle approach won't work, I'm going to have to step it up a bit.
You can call yourself what you want, but just as Pindarus, and Mango, you will answer to the name Homestar Runner in this Asylum. :pokerface:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MATTANDALEX on June 19, 2005, 06:21:38 PM
I don't know any "Homestar Runner" except for the character in a website >:( :stabs: :stabs: :stabs:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 21, 2005, 03:10:27 PM
I don't know any "Homestar Runner" except for the character in a website >:( :stabs: :stabs: :stabs:
Your problem, not mine.

(http://home.scarlet.be/~pin22973/HR.png)

Note to mods: sorry for stretching the forum a little, but if I had downsized it it might have been a bit too hard to read. ;]
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 22, 2005, 08:23:55 PM
I'll change the list to say MATTANDALEX and note that he has Multiple Personality Disorder :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on June 22, 2005, 09:02:19 PM
Don't forget the stabbing obsession. :stabs:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MATTANDALEX on June 23, 2005, 10:10:34 AM
I don't have a stabing obsession :stabs:

(edit-woo 700 posts) :stabs:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on June 23, 2005, 10:12:19 AM
No, I'd say it's more of an addiction. Or maybe a hobby. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on June 24, 2005, 03:31:30 PM
let me see theres one stab, 2, 3 ,4 ,5 ,6, 8, 14, 57, 9738, 457230985435, 540981759817597439025709354, +00  ::)  :P  ;)

/me spams the blocking program while sending actual dada while CC is lost among the adds
 XD
You can only spam an (-mail) account, not a server, have you gone completely mad!? j/k on that last part. So... *whilst the spam is blocking up Swift's e-mail account, CC is still monitoring the (unsuccessful) attemps of her to access a credit card-page.* 8)

XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on June 25, 2005, 08:58:16 PM
*summons a get-out-of-asylum ticket*

With this ticket, I'm out of here! Bye!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on June 25, 2005, 09:51:05 PM
"I've got it! Look, Mother, look! The last Golden Ticket! It's mine!"

 ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on June 26, 2005, 02:13:59 PM
*stashes himself into Swift`s bags*

Take me with you  XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on June 26, 2005, 07:56:22 PM
*sighs*

If it means that I can get out, then fine.

You need to cut down on the snacks though. You're heavy! :-\

*teleports to the exit, and then walks out of the asylum*

Freedom! :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on June 27, 2005, 09:58:51 AM
You can't just let her walk out of the asylum. Somebody! Stop her! *goes back to playing Solitaire*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on June 27, 2005, 11:20:12 AM
..I thought everyone knew that the exit sign leads to the electric shock therapy room....
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 27, 2005, 11:55:07 AM
They'll find out when they feel the zapping :D, its like a taser (sp?), only more painful XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on June 27, 2005, 11:57:38 AM
And this is why I don't try to escape. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on June 27, 2005, 11:59:38 AM
Yeah you're smart XD, I learnt the hard way :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 28, 2005, 02:42:26 PM
I'll change the list to say MATTANDALEX and note that he has Multiple Personality Disorder :P
I would've preferred adding the name, not changing it. At least the list in my personal vault is unaffected by this unauthorised change. :bomb:

Luckily the zapping one experiences when entering the shock therapy room only renders the patient unconscious. 8)
/me  orders some guard cats to go and 'pick up' swift and bring her back to her room
Oh, and don't forget to take Raf back out of her bags too. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on June 29, 2005, 08:15:10 AM
Quote
the list in my personal vault
I'm starting to have my doubts about the existence of your personal patient list... :pokerface:
How come we never see it?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 29, 2005, 02:38:33 PM
I'm starting to have my doubts about the existence of your personal patient list... :pokerface:
How come we never see it?
My list is not as elaborate as my assistant's, it just states the name of the inhabitants of the Asylum, not bothered by any nick-changes. Since my staff also uses the original (nick)names in their reports, it's very important to me that list stays as it is, so I know who's who, if I were to need it (which has not been the case until now, but you never know). 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MATTANDALEX on June 30, 2005, 02:05:51 AM
Is this asylum like the one in the movie "One Flew Over The Coo-coo's Nest"? :stabs:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on June 30, 2005, 02:43:54 PM
Is this asylum like the one in the movie "One Flew Over The Coo-coo's Nest"?
Can't say for sure as I've never seen that movie, and even if I had, I probably wouldn't remember it, but I'm guessing 'no'. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 01, 2005, 02:46:57 AM
Well if it is, it wasn't deliberate because I have also never seen that movie
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on July 01, 2005, 03:37:27 PM
Well if it is, it wasn't deliberate because I have also never seen that movie
And you built the new wing too. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 02, 2005, 07:02:58 AM
Yep, so definitely no reference 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 02, 2005, 10:46:31 AM
Good thing suitcases dont conduct eletricity  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on July 02, 2005, 01:12:00 PM
The metal ones do! XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on July 02, 2005, 02:16:25 PM
Good thing suitcases dont conduct eletricity  :P
Huh ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 02, 2005, 08:59:15 PM
Huh ???

Thats exactly what I thought :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 03, 2005, 09:05:51 AM
The metal ones do! XD


IT WASNT METAL!!!!!!!!!

(good thing i got that cleared XD)


------

Quote
- Swift: i was going to use CC's credit card... was it CC's? can't remember, but he keeps blocking all the credit card pages
- Rafael: lol
- Rafael: maybe if we do it by mail  
- Rafael: *mails credit card*
- Swift: :)
- Rafael: *big package arrives*
- Rafael: acme  express  
- Rafael: i just assembled what came with the package
- Rafael: an acme Wall Eater  
- Swift: cool
- Swift: can it chew up the walls in the asylum?
- Rafael: i'm not sure  
- Rafael: CC has been adding some crazy things to the walls  
- Swift: we can always try!
- Rafael: *dashes to the asylum thread*

/me turns the Wall Eater on

YAAAAHHHHOOOOOO!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on July 06, 2005, 03:26:37 PM
/me turns the Wall Eater on

YAAAAHHHHOOOOOO!!
/me watches the monitor as the Wall Eater tries to chew its way through the Asylum walls, and pass out due to exhaustion
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Swift on July 07, 2005, 01:57:48 AM
*buys ten new Walleaters*

Go out and rid the asylum of the walls!  :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on July 07, 2005, 03:15:43 PM
*buys ten new Walleaters*
You really think I'm going to let you get away with that Walleater-stuff twice?
/me confiscates Walleaters as they get delivered to the Asylum mail room
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 08, 2005, 07:45:40 PM
/me turns the Wall Eater on

YAAAAHHHHOOOOOO!!
/me watches the monitor as the Wall Eater tries to chew its way through the Asylum walls, and pass out due to exhaustion

*helps by eating walls too* XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on July 11, 2005, 02:52:13 PM
*helps by eating walls too* XD
Your set of teeth is most definitely not suited to chew your way through that. At least those Wall Eaters managed to gnaw away 1 nanometer before they passed out from exhaustion but you? ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 11, 2005, 04:38:05 PM
...my teeth hurt  :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on July 13, 2005, 07:16:33 AM
Just swallow the walls whole! ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on July 13, 2005, 03:10:57 PM
To swallow something whole, you're going to have to put it into your mouth first. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 13, 2005, 06:56:15 PM
Just swallow the walls whole! ;P

How do you expect me to digest that thing? These brocoli flavored bricks are impossible to eat  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on July 14, 2005, 09:16:44 AM
Broccoli! *licks wall*

And Rosella proves, once again, that she really DOES belong in the asylum
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on July 14, 2005, 09:33:00 AM
Yuck! Brocolli walls! :X
Can I get mine replaced?
I want cherry flavor with a tootsie roll center. ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 14, 2005, 03:22:54 PM
I just want a chocolate one  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 15, 2005, 10:59:15 AM
Yuck! Brocolli walls! :X
Can I get mine replaced?
I want cherry flavor with a tootsie roll center. ;D
Don't know what tootsie rolls are so no!

And even if I did I would say no because it would be something that you like and want to eat ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on July 15, 2005, 11:03:47 AM
Okay...how about eggplant? I can't stand eggplant. ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 15, 2005, 11:32:14 AM
Sure if you feel like paying for the new walls :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on July 15, 2005, 12:15:20 PM
/me gives Jason the money for the new walls. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on July 15, 2005, 01:37:00 PM
Don't know what tootsie rolls are so no!

Tootsie Roll (http://pkwiv.hp.infoseek.co.jp/mre/pics/dsc00044.jpg)

Quote
Tootsie Roll, love that chocolatey chew
Tootsie Roll I think I'm in love with you
'Cause everything it is that I think I see, becomes a Tootsie Roll to me

 ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jump In Well on July 15, 2005, 01:39:14 PM
/me gives Jason the money for the new walls. :P

and where/when/who did you obtain this money (from)? :pokerface:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 15, 2005, 03:03:08 PM
there´s a certain credit card running around the place XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on July 15, 2005, 03:22:45 PM
Don't know what tootsie rolls are so no!

You know, I explained them to you once. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on July 16, 2005, 07:11:28 PM
And even if I did I would say no because it would be something that you like and want to eat ;P
Maybe we could put a small (extra) layer of whatever flavor the patient in that room wants on that part of the wall. 8)

there´s a certain credit card running around the place XD
That doesn't mean there's an ATM you can use it in. :scholar:


'Night everybody! :zzz:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 17, 2005, 12:21:49 PM
And even if I did I would say no because it would be something that you like and want to eat ;P
Maybe we could put a small (extra) layer of whatever flavor the patient in that room wants on that part of the wall. 8)

w00t!! !!!
!!! !!! iiI WANT CHOCOLATE I WANT CHOCOLATE!! !!! !!! !!!


there´s a certain credit card running around the place XD
That doesn't mean there's an ATM you can use it in. :scholar:

*points to a little hole in the asylum´s outer wall*
The machine ate that bit before blowing up and guess what? I can reach the ATM in the street from there  ;D pretty cool eh?  :D

XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on July 17, 2005, 12:31:49 PM
So you're trying to encourage licking walls? XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 17, 2005, 12:42:41 PM
what do you have against licking walls?  :pokerface:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on July 17, 2005, 12:44:24 PM
Well if the point of an asylum is to cure us from our insanity, encouraging licking walls may not be the best thing. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 17, 2005, 12:49:29 PM
It´s part of the treatment so don´t question it ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on July 17, 2005, 12:51:27 PM
I can question what I want! I'm just not sure if it'll get me anywhere. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 17, 2005, 12:54:56 PM
it will! so just lick your wall already XD

*goes to his chocolate flavored wall so he can worshop it* ;B
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on July 17, 2005, 12:58:59 PM
And who said they installed your chocolate wall already? ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 17, 2005, 01:01:45 PM
that´s why i'm worshiping it now XD
if it was already installed i would be eating/licking it instead  ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on July 17, 2005, 01:02:52 PM
I'll never understand the workings of this asylum. ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 17, 2005, 01:10:06 PM
no one does, and will ever be able too XD

we´re are stuck in here all for good, so let´s make the best outa of it and get more flavored walls XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on July 17, 2005, 01:14:38 PM
On second thought, I'll never understand Raf. ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 17, 2005, 01:17:25 PM
what i say? XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on July 18, 2005, 05:58:38 AM
Thats not Raf, thats OB's evil twin. ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on July 18, 2005, 06:03:53 AM
Well, it was Raf when I posted that. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 18, 2005, 07:31:20 AM
You know, I explained them to you once. XD
Yeah you did to :P

Me have bad memory XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 18, 2005, 08:14:59 AM
:suffer: :suffer: fear me!!  :suffer: :suffer:
 :suffer: mwahahaha  :suffer:
 :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on July 20, 2005, 09:44:29 PM
Creepy...

But I hardly need to fear you, "being" Lolotte and all.   :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on July 21, 2005, 07:45:23 AM
*points to a little hole in the asylum´s outer wall*
The machine ate that bit before blowing up and guess what? I can reach the ATM in the street from there  ;D pretty cool eh?  :D
??? What machine ate that bit? Yes, there's an ATM in the Asylum's outer wall, but (for obvious reasons) it can't be reached from within. In fact, it's on the outside of the visitor's only-section. 8)

Well, it was Raf when I posted that. :P
And in this Asylum everyone is addressed with their registered (original) name, so there's no confusion possible. The more people addressing the patient with his original name, the better chance we have of success. 8)

It´s part of the treatment so don´t question it ;)
*looks at Raf's treatment schedule*
Nope, it isn't. This is a one-time (a month? :P) favor to all the patients, even though they all have different treatment schedules. :scholar:

But I hardly need to fear you, "being" Lolotte and all.   :P
*looks at Lolotte's post count*
Too new. However, I'll be keeping a close eye on your mental (in)stability! :pokerface:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on July 21, 2005, 02:33:15 PM
I'm sure she'll be in the asylum soon. I mean, if Jason is adding people who aren't even KQIX members, adding an active member should be no problem. ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 22, 2005, 07:52:34 AM
I'm sure she'll be in the asylum soon. I mean, if Jason is adding people who aren't even KQIX members, adding an active member should be no problem. ;p
How right you are XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on July 22, 2005, 05:32:21 PM
adding an active member should be no problem. ;P
It's not because she's (too) active, but because she has too little posts for me to base my analysis on! 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on July 22, 2005, 08:41:11 PM
HAHAHA! But I have played King's Quest for ten years--and have been trying to spread KQ mania since I started playing (in Kindergarten I might add), so I think I'm VERY insane, as far as KQ is concerned.

Oh, and I'd have to be, if I'm "Lolotte." Who in their right mind would want to be Lolotte?  ??? :P.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 23, 2005, 09:03:39 AM
You're definitely not insane then :P, the asylum definitely isn't the place for you at the moment XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 23, 2005, 06:52:50 PM
welcome aboard XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on July 25, 2005, 07:29:08 PM
You're definitely not insane then :P, the asylum definitely isn't the place for you at the moment XD

Hmmm...I could be a psychiatric nurse then! Y'all need some mental "guidance" anyways... ;D

Oh, and thanks, LM!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 27, 2005, 10:39:55 AM
A nurse? coool  :D XD
it was getting lame with all these guys running around trying to lock us up in the padded rooms  ;B

btw don´t tell CC that  ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 28, 2005, 01:14:28 AM
A nurse? coool  :D XD
it was getting lame with all these guys running around trying to lock us up in the padded rooms  ;B

btw don´t tell CC that  ;)
We'd never put you in a padded room :P, we put you in the sphere shaped room to cause you discomfort :P :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 28, 2005, 03:38:42 PM
....and all this time i thought it was the effect of the medication XD

what are the odds of me getting to use one of the hamsters balls to move around?  ;B
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 29, 2005, 10:22:35 AM
Yeah we thought it would keep you entertained :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on July 30, 2005, 03:55:25 PM
Now, we've engineered plexiglas boxes on wheels that we can take you mental patients on field trips in. It's very exciting!  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on July 30, 2005, 04:00:32 PM
It's the Pope-mobile! XD

 ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on July 30, 2005, 05:05:49 PM
THIS IS MY HUNDRETH POST!!

As the Official KQIX Psychiatric Nurse, I propose we take all the mental patients to the zoo in our wonderful new plexi boxes to be gawked at by tourists.  8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on July 30, 2005, 05:11:52 PM
But I don't WANNA be gawked at! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on July 30, 2005, 06:10:59 PM
Don't worry, you'll barely notice--after all, there are animals there as well!  :P

Besides, you guys DO need to get out of the Asylum for a day.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on July 30, 2005, 09:45:09 PM
I think they have enough fun trying to escape :P

THIS IS MY HUNDRETH POST!!

As the Official KQIX Psychiatric Nurse, I propose we take all the mental patients to the zoo in our wonderful new plexi boxes to be gawked at by tourists.  8)
BTW you should add "Official KQIX Psychiatric Nurse" to your sig XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on July 30, 2005, 10:47:16 PM
Don't worry, you'll barely notice--after all, there are animals there as well!  :P

we´ll blend right in XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on July 31, 2005, 05:49:29 PM
Don't worry, you'll barely notice--after all, there are animals there as well!  :P

we´ll blend right in XD
Says the monkey from Louisiana. ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 02, 2005, 06:36:59 PM
it was getting lame with all these guys running around trying to lock us up in the padded rooms  ;B
Please don't refer to my cat staff as 'these guys'. They're very sensitive about their feline identity, you know. And the padded rooms are only meant for patients that are prone to banging against the walls or something, for their own safety.

We'd never put you in a padded room :P, we put you in the sphere shaped room to cause you discomfort :P :suffer:
We did? Must've been during my time off then, 'cos I didn't notice. ::)

As the Official KQIX Psychiatric Nurse, I propose we take all the mental patients to the zoo in our wonderful new plexi boxes to be gawked at by tourists.  8)
You can propose all you like, but I will not sanction anyone gawking at the patients of this instution.

But I don't WANNA be gawked at! :P
See above reply. That better?

Besides, you guys DO need to get out of the Asylum for a day.
What? The garden in the middle of the Asylum is not enough? Besides, thay can get out and do what tyey want as soon as they drop their insane behavior and mental thinking. 8)

BTW you should add "Official KQIX Psychiatric Nurse" to your sig XD
Have we become official now? In that case, I should change my sig line too. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 02, 2005, 09:21:48 PM
Ah...the Almighty Director of the Asylum! I couldn't wait to meet you sir. Judging by your post, I am probably one of the few human staff members you have--but no worries. I love felines! However, being medically trained, I think I too can make decisions for the well-being of our patients.  :P

Just call on me when you need some assistance!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on August 03, 2005, 01:21:40 AM
Quote
Besides, thay can get out and do what tyey want as soon as they drop their insane behavior and mental thinking.
NEVER! >:(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on August 03, 2005, 08:25:36 AM
....Lolotte, you may not actually be on the staff.  Sometimes around here, it's hard to tell.

But if you are on the staff, would you be so kind as to bring me a clicky pen so that I can write down something for the cooks?  :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 03, 2005, 06:38:06 PM
Judging by your post, I am probably one of the few human staff members you have--but no worries. I love felines! However, being medically trained, I think I too can make decisions for the well-being of our patients.  :P
Only the manager and the assistant-manager are of the human species in the staff of thie Asylum. The manager ofcourse, has other 'special abilities', so he may not fit totally under the definition of 'human' but most of the time he is.

Just call on me when you need some assistance!
Seeing as how I managed to keep this Asylum open for so long without your help, I can't see when I would do that. But if you feel you can help to return these poor delusional souls return to sanity again, by all means do. 8)

But if you are on the staff, would you be so kind as to bring me a clicky pen so that I can write down something for the cooks?  :)
A word of warning: this one is obsessive about clickety pens and if he gets hold of one drives the other patients (even moreso) crazy, so I would advise against giving him one. :scholar:


EDIT (By Yonkey): Fixed quotes. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 03, 2005, 08:58:58 PM
Have we become official now? In that case, I should change my sig line too. 8)
Yeah we might as well be official

*adds it to his sig* :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 04, 2005, 10:43:10 PM
....Lolotte, you may not actually be on the staff.  Sometimes around here, it's hard to tell.

I am definitely a staff member now! I hope that comes with my own penthouse on the Asylum grounds... :P

BTW CC, sir, I believe that in order for our patients to regain a healthy mental condition, they must experience the outside world and the people in it. An Asylum can easily become like prison--the patients can become so disconnected that once they are released, they are brought right back beacuse they can't cope.

I'm also all for teaching Cartesian theories on existence to help the patients become mildly philosophical and introspective.  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 05, 2005, 09:09:15 AM
Hmmm, I recovered pretty well and I never got out XD, I guess it all depends on the condition of the patient and if they have previously tried to escape :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 05, 2005, 06:24:21 PM
I am definitely a staff member now! I hope that comes with my own penthouse on the Asylum grounds... :P
Penthouse? On Asylum grounds? You realise this is all on voluntary basis. If you want a penthouse, you're going to have to pay for one one yourself, and outside the Asylum grounds. And no, even I don't have a penthouse.

BTW CC, sir, I believe that in order for our patients to regain a healthy mental condition, they must experience the outside world and the people in it. An Asylum can easily become like prison--the patients can become so disconnected that once they are released, they are brought right back beacuse they can't cope.
Too much outside interference might lower the effectiveness of the treatment. And you never know what might happen once you're out and about. :scholar:

I'm also all for teaching Cartesian theories on existence to help the patients become mildly philosophical and introspective.  ;D
You want to turn them intro philosophers? I don't think that's a good idea, given the condition of the outside world (the Haven-forum).

Hmmm, I recovered pretty well and I never got out XD, I guess it all depends on the condition of the patient and if they have previously tried to escape :D
IF they are allowed outside, rest assured they'll be acoompanied by enough secutiry staff so they can't escape. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 05, 2005, 06:46:47 PM
Wow, you are rigid, aren't you?  ;) Anyway, any patients who would like to can sign up for my philosophy classes.

Here's a question for all you patients out there:

How good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 05, 2005, 07:00:29 PM
Wow, you are rigid, aren't you?
If you'd been employed as this Asylum as long as I have you'd be that rigid too. :pokerface:

PS: Remember that all changes must be approved by me.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 05, 2005, 07:07:45 PM
Yes, sir. Of course.  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 05, 2005, 11:54:56 PM
How good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?
Food ???

Since when do we feed them ;P, Don't worry I'm joking :suffer: :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on August 06, 2005, 02:52:12 AM
How good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?
I wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: edgarnick on August 06, 2005, 05:12:14 AM
How do you get aslyum? ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 06, 2005, 07:13:04 PM
How good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?
I wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\

*makes note to tell Raf lunch is at a different time* Poor Jafar. Soon enough we'll feed you. Then you can tell me how the salad is. I'm thinking of making the food all organic.  :)

Umm...edgarnick, what are you asking? ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: edgarnick on August 07, 2005, 04:37:05 AM
How good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?
I wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\

*makes note to tell Raf lunch is at a different time* Poor Jafar. Soon enough we'll feed you. Then you can tell me how the salad is. I'm thinking of making the food all organic.  :)

Umm...edgarnick, what are you asking? ???
i was asking how do get in asylum  ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on August 07, 2005, 04:40:05 AM
Well, first you need to fill out this huge application... :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: edgarnick on August 07, 2005, 05:23:02 AM
where can i get that
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 07, 2005, 05:18:35 PM
I wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\
Boy, do you live in the past. It's been ages since that has been resolved by having an agreement with Raf about the number of meal portions he needs at each food time. :scholar:

i was asking how do get in asylum  ???
Do you mean as a patient or as a visitor? As a visitor you can get into the Asylum whenever you want (and get out again even). As a patient, you do not have the luxury of leaving the Asylum, unless the Management Staff decides the patient's presence is no longer needed. 8)

I'm thinking of making the food all organic.  :)
If that is a patient's wish, that can be allowed.

Well, first you need to fill out this huge application... :P
Please disregard that statement.

where can i get that
Decisions to commit someone as a patient into the Asylum are not made lightly. They are  based on a person's behavior on the forum and that over a certain number of posts. That number is not fixed but the number of posts you have now, edgarnick, is insufficient to make a serious decision. Therefor, you still have a 'visitor-"status. If/when that changes, is totally up to you. If/when your status changes to 'patient', a team will be dispatched automatically to retrieve you and 'deliver' you to the Asylum patient section. :pokerface:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: edgarnick on August 08, 2005, 03:06:04 AM
i think i will be a guest rather  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 08, 2005, 03:53:20 PM
i think i will be a guest rather  :P
Good choice. And besides that, you're not eligible for anything else either, atm. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 09, 2005, 10:44:57 AM
I'm thinking of making the food all organic.  :)
Ewww! Organic :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 09, 2005, 05:22:58 PM
I'm thinking of making the food all organic.  :)
Ewww! Organic :P
You're not a patient, so you can still eat what you want. And even if you were a patient, your obvious dislike for the food category would exclude you anyway from being served such food. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 09, 2005, 07:12:24 PM
Clearly you have not had organic food, racx! It's not all hippie and gross (believe me, I'm not real big on "intense" vegetables or hippiness), and it's really good for you. Organic food is also scientifically proven to improve your mood and your mental heath, hence the reason why I'm making this proposal.  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on August 09, 2005, 08:53:01 PM
Well, to tell you the truth, I've been feeling kind of sane lately... Eating the walls sounds silly now, and the "voices" in my head haven't said anything in weeks, and I'm starting to wonder if they even existed... :P
Sounds good :D

But CC will have to run a few tests to prove it :P
So...what kind of tests? Some sort of brain scan?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 09, 2005, 11:06:09 PM
Clearly you have not had organic food, racx! It's not all hippie and gross (believe me, I'm not real big on "intense" vegetables or hippiness), and it's really good for you. Organic food is also scientifically proven to improve your mood and your mental heath, hence the reason why I'm making this proposal.  ;D
:)
 :) My mood was always up and down :)
 :) But now happiness is my friend :)
 :) Happiness should be your friend too :)
 :) I also found happiness in the beauty of junk food :)
 :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on August 09, 2005, 11:14:50 PM
I think SOMEBODY needs to be put in a cell ASAP. ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: edgarnick on August 10, 2005, 02:26:53 PM
I wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\
Boy, do you live in the past. It's been ages since that has been resolved by having an agreement with Raf about the number of meal portions he needs at each food time. :scholar:

i was asking how do get in asylum  ???
Do you mean as a patient or as a visitor? As a visitor you can get into the Asylum whenever you want (and get out again even). As a patient, you do not have the luxury of leaving the Asylum, unless the Management Staff decides the patient's presence is no longer needed. 8)

I'm thinking of making the food all organic.  :)
If that is a patient's wish, that can be allowed.

Well, first you need to fill out this huge application... :P
Please disregard that statement.

where can i get that
Decisions to commit someone as a patient into the Asylum are not made lightly. They are  based on a person's behavior on the forum and that over a certain number of posts. That number is not fixed but the number of posts you have now, edgarnick, is insufficient to make a serious decision. Therefor, you still have a 'visitor-"status. If/when that changes, is totally up to you. If/when your status changes to 'patient', a team will be dispatched automatically to retrieve you and 'deliver' you to the Asylum patient section. :pokerface:
what ever atm is i'm sure i'm not eligablr for it  ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 10, 2005, 02:52:29 PM
atm=at the moment
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 10, 2005, 05:36:17 PM
So...what kind of tests? Some sort of brain scan?
Brain scans are not trustworthy enough. Others have claimed to be sane before you, but relapsed soon afterwards, so I'll be monitoring your behavior closely... 8)

Racx seems to be exhibiting (?sp) strange behavior and his posts also seem very irrational... ::)
/me dispatches a team to apprehend racx and put him into an isolation cell
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 10, 2005, 07:43:07 PM
Okay, racx, follow me...*shuts racx in padded room* There. Sorry, but you'll have to stay there until you get better.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 11, 2005, 08:49:55 AM
Bah! Do I really need a padded one ???

I don't like padded rooms, they make me wanna sleep all the time XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 11, 2005, 02:39:51 PM
Okay, racx, follow me...*shuts racx in padded room* There. Sorry, but you'll have to stay there until you get better.
Why does everyone think all the (isolation) rooms in the Asylum are padded ones? Like I already said, there's a limited number of padded rooms, but they're only used if a patient has (physically) self-destructive tendencies. Racx's condition does not appear to be self-destructive, so there is no need to put him in a padded one.
/me  moves racx out of the isolation room and relocates him to an un-padded (normal) room
That little stay in the isolation room seems to have done you(r mental stability) good nonetheless 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: edgarnick on August 11, 2005, 03:47:55 PM
atm=at the moment
thats probably true  ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 12, 2005, 04:53:14 AM
Why does everyone think all the (isolation) rooms in the Asylum are padded ones? Like I already said, there's a limited number of padded rooms, but they're only used if a patient has (physically) self-destructive tendencies. Racx's condition does not appear to be self-destructive, so there is no need to put him in a padded one.
/me  moves racx out of the isolation room and relocates him to an un-padded (normal) room
That little stay in the isolation room seems to have done you(r mental stability) good nonetheless 8)
I would like to stay in here a bit longer though, just incase it happens again :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 12, 2005, 02:07:47 PM
I would like to stay in here a bit longer though, just incase it happens again :-\
Just in case what happens again? You're still in the Asylum™-patient section you know, just not in a padded isolation room anymore. :scholar:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 13, 2005, 10:42:51 AM
Yeah but I have tendencies of repetitively bashing my head, so padded might be better :-\ :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosedragon on August 13, 2005, 03:57:54 PM
I feel like I'm going to go bonkers and start seeing silly songs and dancing in the halls. Maybe I need a strait jacket?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on August 13, 2005, 05:03:35 PM
You know somethings wrong when you start SEEING songs. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 13, 2005, 08:03:59 PM
Okay, racx, follow me...*shuts racx in padded room* There. Sorry, but you'll have to stay there until you get better.
Why does everyone think all the (isolation) rooms in the Asylum are padded ones? Like I already said, there's a limited number of padded rooms, but they're only used if a patient has (physically) self-destructive tendencies. Racx's condition does not appear to be self-destructive, so there is no need to put him in a padded one.
/me  moves racx out of the isolation room and relocates him to an un-padded (normal) room
That little stay in the isolation room seems to have done you(r mental stability) good nonetheless 8)

*sigh* Why does NOBODY trust my judgement?!?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 13, 2005, 11:03:02 PM
*starts bashing head on wall*
Need pad... padded... Need padded room
*continues bashing head*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on August 14, 2005, 11:47:27 AM
*puts a fluffy pillow between Jason's head and the wall* Um, I second this suggestion...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 14, 2005, 03:18:36 PM
I feel like I'm going to go bonkers and start seeing silly songs and dancing in the halls. Maybe I need a strait jacket?
A strait jacket might prevent you from dancing in the halls, but it won't impair (?sp) your vision. :pokerface:

*sigh* Why does NOBODY trust my judgement?!?
Because you lack the proper experience in this line of work. As I said, it's been a while since I last saw racx banging his head against the wall, so I figured he's been cured of that tendency...

*starts bashing head on wall*
Need pad... padded... Need padded room
*continues bashing head*
...However, your putting him into that padded room seems to have brought up that tendency once more... :-\
/me puts racx into a padded normal room 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on August 14, 2005, 04:09:03 PM
You certainly need to talk to racx more. :P
Him bashing his head is rather common

And i DONT eat everything... just most of the stuff.. ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 14, 2005, 05:50:53 PM
You certainly need to talk to racx more. :P
Him bashing his head is rather common
I don't keep constant surveillance on the ones I've released. And he seems to do a very good job at covering up the bumps on his forehead if he does that. How do you know it is rather common? 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 15, 2005, 07:20:58 PM
HA! So I was right! Racx did need a padded room!  :scholar: You need to trust me, CC.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 16, 2005, 12:14:27 AM
*Stops banging his head*
*Sits silently in the room*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on August 16, 2005, 06:43:22 PM
You know what I think would be good for my mental health?

On the 12th day of whatever today is the 12th day of
My true asylum managment gave to meeeeee
12 clicky pens
11 ringy bells
10 business cards
9 more clicky pens
8 more ringy bells
7 more business cards
6 more clicky pens
FIIIIVE TRIPS OUT OF HERE
4 more ringy bells
3 more business cards
2 more clicky pens
And a GIANT INFLATABLE CASTLE!!!

See, I presented it as a song, so you'd take it more seriously.  'Cause songs come from the heart.  And I mean, wasn't that a touching ballad? :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 17, 2005, 03:18:48 AM
Heart?? Whats that ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 17, 2005, 03:09:25 PM
*Stops banging his head*
*Sits silently in the room*
I'm not falling for that old trick, mate! :scholar:

You know what I think would be good for my mental health?

On the 12th day of whatever today is the 12th day of
My true asylum managment gave to meeeeee
12 clicky pens
11 ringy bells
10 business cards
9 more clicky pens
8 more ringy bells
7 more business cards
6 more clicky pens
FIIIIVE TRIPS OUT OF HERE
4 more ringy bells
3 more business cards
2 more clicky pens
And a GIANT INFLATABLE CASTLE!!!
Let's see here, that would be:
- 29 clicky pens
- 23 ringy bells
- 20 business cards
- 5 trips out
- one inflatable castle
Okay, the numbers check out. 8)
Let's see here, clicky pens: denied, ringy bells: denied, business cards: approved, trips out: denied at this stage, inflatable castle: approved, as long as it fits into the Asylum garden. :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 17, 2005, 07:13:07 PM
Wow! What a display of patient creativity! Questie, I am touched by your sensitive ballad, but I'm not sure why you want clicky pens, ringy  bells, business cards, and an inflatable castle.  ???

I'm still touched, however.  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on August 17, 2005, 07:39:12 PM
Well, at least I got two things....:P

>sits on inflatable throne in inflatable castle and practices handing out business cards to inflatable castle guards<
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on August 18, 2005, 01:04:49 PM
*walks out to the Asylum garden and pokes the inflatable castle* It's brilliant! !!! XD My personal opinion is that it greatly increases the room stat of the garden. :P

Yes, I've been playing the Sims a lot...Why?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 18, 2005, 03:04:29 PM
I am touched by your sensitive ballad, but I'm not sure why you want clicky pens, ringy  bells, business cards, and an inflatable castle.  ???
Those clicky pens and ringy bells didn't just pop out of his creative head today, you know. The business card is fairly recent though, and the inflatable castle is something completely new.

My personal opinion is that it greatly increases the room stat of the garden. :P
A garden is not a room in the strict sense of the word, therefor, it has no stats :scholar:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 18, 2005, 05:51:35 PM
Hmmm...well at least Questie is showing some "business savvy."  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 19, 2005, 05:11:53 PM
Hmmm...well at least Questie is showing some "business savvy."  :P
Ofcourse, whether that's a sane thing to be displaying is another matter. ::) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 19, 2005, 08:26:58 PM
Of course. But at least the guy has some ambition.  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 20, 2005, 09:39:14 AM
*Stops banging his head*
*Sits silently in the room*
I'm not falling for that old trick, mate! :scholar:
What trick ???
You encouraging me to bash my head :o

Fine then!!!

*starts bashing head repetitively*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 20, 2005, 07:13:36 PM
Oh no! Please, racx, stop bashing your head. Have a cup of warm milk and read a novel. We don't want you to get any more brain damage, despite the padding.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 21, 2005, 07:44:03 AM
*Stops bashing head*
*Drinks cup of warm milk*
Thank you :D
*Reads a novel*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 21, 2005, 01:45:22 PM
You're welcome. Just enjoy yourself!  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on August 22, 2005, 10:29:34 AM
How things in the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL' Asylum then? :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 22, 2005, 03:17:09 PM
Come by to visit have you? Glad to see you've still not relapsed big time. As you can see, we've still got our work cut out for us. But, there's a new nurse in town! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: MangoMercury on August 22, 2005, 03:41:49 PM
Wait, that's not fair.  I've been here the longest, i should be on staff!

Unless you're going to admit me for something silly like recurring memory loss or lurkeritis or something stupid like that.  Not that you would.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 22, 2005, 09:46:50 PM
Hi, Mango. I'm Lollotte--the Official KQIX Asylum Psychiatric Nurse. I'm very pleased to be meeting a former patient!  ;D  How's your mental health coming along?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosedragon on August 23, 2005, 08:10:18 AM
I'm feeling better now. May I play with my pet cockatiel while in the asylum? he's such a cute, sweet little bird. *Kisses cockatiel*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 23, 2005, 08:12:43 AM
*Steals Rosedragon's cockatiel* :P

I'll never give your cockatiel back *pets cockatiel*

 :suffer: :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 23, 2005, 09:23:47 AM
*knocks Jason over the head, and gives the bird back to Rosedragon* :P

Another disorder you need to fix CC. He's a cleptomaniac(sp?). ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 23, 2005, 03:23:32 PM
Wait, that's not fair.  I've been here the longest, i should be on staff!
What are your qualifications?

Unless you're going to admit me for something silly like recurring memory loss or lurkeritis or something stupid like that.  Not that you would.
You're right there. This Asylum™ doesn't admit someone on trumped up accusations, and certainly not on the grounds you stated. 8)

May I play with my pet cockatiel while in the asylum? he's such a cute, sweet little bird. *Kisses cockatiel*
As long as it's no dog, pets are allowed in the Asylum. Be sure to leave the cockatiel in your room. Even though my cats are trained to suppress their instinct behavior, I'd rather not put it to the test too much. :sweating:

*knocks Jason over the head, and gives the bird back to Rosedragon* :P
Ditto here.
*whacks Jason over the head*

Another disorder you need to fix CC. He's a cleptomaniac(sp?). ;P
Hmmm, difficult to treat, but we'll do our best. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 23, 2005, 07:36:35 PM
Jason's a kleptomaniac? Hmmm...don't worry, CC, I'm on it!  ;)

PS: I'll make it very clear to the Asylum felines to control themselves around Rosedragon's cockateil.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on August 24, 2005, 12:16:14 AM
Wait, this means I can have Spotters in the Asylum? Yaysers!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 24, 2005, 01:29:26 AM
Hitting me over the head :o

Must be ok to do it to myself then :D

*Starts bashing head repetitively*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on August 24, 2005, 11:15:20 AM
 :o The poor wall!

*Starts bashing Jason's head with a pillow.* :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Mad Man on August 24, 2005, 01:06:08 PM
I had a asylum once. :'( But they let me watch the A-TEAM! ;D So I broke out! :'( I want some trash.BAGS! I want some trash.BAGS!..... I miss home. :'( I'm closterfobic so anything under 300 square-miles makes me panic. :o I'm hiding from the white-men.so i'm hiding here.ps don't tell 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 26, 2005, 01:08:00 AM
:o The poor wall!

*Starts bashing Jason's head with a pillow.* :P
Thanks for caring about the wall, it was starting to cave in XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 26, 2005, 03:36:40 PM
Wait, this means I can have Spotters in the Asylum? Yaysers!
'Course you can! 8)

Must be ok to do it to myself then :D

*Starts bashing head repetitively*
Please notice how I only whacked you once. Therefor, there is no need to do anything repetitively. :stars:

I'm hiding from the white-men.so i'm hiding here.ps don't tell 8)
You're hiding from the white-men inside an Asylum? Ofcourse, this is probably the last place someone would expect to find an escapee from an Asylum, but you're really tempting fate you know. :pokerface:

Thanks for caring about the wall, it was starting to cave in XD
If you remember, all the walls in the room you're in are padded, and the pads are quite sturdy enough to 'absorb' the strength that is exerted onto them so it doesn't affect the wall behind them. :scholar:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 27, 2005, 08:58:39 AM
Even though I have been bashing my head for atleast a week ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 28, 2005, 02:19:20 PM
Even though I have been bashing my head for atleast a week ???
We've had plenty of practice with several materials the first time you came round so we could analyse the effect it had on various surfaces and thus create the perfect padding material, soft, yet durable. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on August 28, 2005, 07:35:52 PM
Stress caused me to have split personalities this morning. I managed to merge them back into 1, but how likely is a relapse? ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 28, 2005, 08:38:31 PM
Split personalities? That is quite complex. Notify me or CC immediately if you think you are someone else, and we'll help you.

Racx--no head bashing! Whenever you feel the need to bash your head, lie flat on the floor and pretend you're sane. Feel free to ask if you want warm milk!  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosedragon on August 29, 2005, 10:12:34 AM
When I create different personalities I like to role-play them online. Role-playing is fun! More encouragemnt for my writing.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 29, 2005, 03:09:21 PM
Stress caused me to have split personalities this morning. I managed to merge them back into 1, but how likely is a relapse? ???
Depends on what caused that stress and how likely the chance is of it occuring again. However, your being able to merge them back into 1 is very encouraging and if perfected could possible lead to instant recovery if it happens again, so fast you won't even notice. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 30, 2005, 09:56:09 AM
If I keep bashing my head will the evil happiness go away?

Racx--no head bashing! Whenever you feel the need to bash your head, lie flat on the floor and pretend you're sane. Feel free to ask if you want warm milk!  :P
Thanks :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on August 30, 2005, 12:03:57 PM
I don't know but I'm a schizzo and there is this person writing on my computer and she thinks so but I don't but that other person moving my mouse agrees with me and the person that is about to crash my computer (whom I will later kill) also agree's with me, but that person who is in the room with me, even though I'm the only one in the room now as all the crazy people left leaving just me and my perfectly intact sanity in here doesn't agree with me so I don't know what to do... HELP!!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! MY LEFT HAND HAS DECIDED TO KILL MY RIGHT HAND. AAARGH! Bad left hand, Bad left hand. I didn't give you permission to do that yet, you were supposed towait until I finished writing this post!
*Locks left hand in a cage with bars*     
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on August 30, 2005, 01:36:08 PM
<(o_O)> <(O_o)>

Sounds like the war of the body parts, or war of the personalities XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 30, 2005, 01:49:38 PM
If I keep bashing my head will the evil happiness go away?
That's just it. Those two things are completely unrelated, your sensory feelings and your psychological happy problems. So no, that's just a loss-loss situation. May I suggest a cease and decist (?sp). 8)

I don't know but I'm a schizzo and there is this person writing on my computer and she thinks so but I don't but that other person moving my mouse agrees with me and the person that is about to crash my computer (whom I will later kill) also agree's with me, but that person who is in the room with me, even though I'm the only one in the room now as all the crazy people left leaving just me and my perfectly intact sanity in here doesn't agree with me so I don't know what to do... HELP!!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! MY LEFT HAND HAS DECIDED TO KILL MY RIGHT HAND. AAARGH! Bad left hand, Bad left hand. I didn't give you permission to do that yet, you were supposed towait until I finished writing this post!
*Locks left hand in a cage with bars*
:o Wow, we haven't had one of those inside before. First of all we remove that barred cage and put you in a straight jacket, with added utensils to make sure the hands can't reach any other parts of the body. So tell me, do those other voices in your head make you harm just yourself or other people too when you're around them? :pokerface:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosedragon on August 30, 2005, 03:49:53 PM
I'm feeling rather sane at the moment, so I'llbe quiet and read a book.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Louisiana Night on August 30, 2005, 07:58:26 PM
I watched a movie(years ago) about a killer's arms being cloned, how they could attach themselves to the bodies of those without arms, could move around by themselves, and had free will... maybe Deloria watched that movie also(it would explain where the behavior came from).

btw, that movie was messed up/bad(unique though). ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on August 30, 2005, 08:57:22 PM
Yeah. An overdose of some B vitamins can cause a person to lose sense of their individual body parts. Deloria, I know you've been through some really tough stuff recently, and we're here to help you. Here's my specialty for you--warm milk. *hands cup of warm milk to Deloria* Do you want some honey or lavender in that?

*Continues handing out cups of warm milk to the rest of the patients*  :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on August 31, 2005, 03:09:36 PM
I'm feeling rather sane at the moment, so I'llbe quiet and read a book.
What kind of book would that be?

*hands cup of warm milk to Deloria* Do you want some honey or lavender in that?
Ehrm, you seem to have overlooked her current predicament, nurse. Maybe she can just take the cup, but bringing it to her mouth is out of the question. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 01, 2005, 08:33:32 PM
Ah, yes! Thank you, CC! *Inserts straw in cup and positions straw into Deloria's mouth* Here, so you don't choke, I'll supervise your intake.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 02, 2005, 07:09:24 PM
Here, so you don't choke, I'll supervise your intake.
That would be the prudent thing to do with that type of patient, yes. After all, who knows what other unvoluntary muscle movements might occur at one given instant. ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 02, 2005, 07:11:06 PM
I wanna have a straw drink too! But with one of those CRAZY straws! :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 02, 2005, 07:25:44 PM
*collapses*
My head! I...it's... AGH!



I'll take over the world if it's the last thing I do!
You know what you doing...
I'm...not again...
Well, who needs these loser personalities when you've got me? ::)
What, another split occured (and mended again in only a few lines)? You see, I told you you'd get faster. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on September 02, 2005, 07:32:24 PM
He's not mended. He just has 4 personalities. :P

EDIT: Holy cheese! He just pulled a Raf!
I wanna have a straw drink too! But with one of those CRAZY straws! :D
:o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 02, 2005, 07:59:32 PM
What are you going to do? Sue me? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on September 02, 2005, 08:17:05 PM
I'll let you off this time. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 03, 2005, 11:42:00 AM
Yeah I want a crazy straw with my warm milk, they are so cool :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 03, 2005, 01:58:35 PM
If I keep bashing my head will the evil happiness go away?
That's just it. Those two things are completely unrelated, your sensory feelings and your psychological happy problems. So no, that's just a loss-loss situation. May I suggest a cease and decist (?sp). 8)

I don't know but I'm a schizzo and there is this person writing on my computer and she thinks so but I don't but that other person moving my mouse agrees with me and the person that is about to crash my computer (whom I will later kill) also agree's with me, but that person who is in the room with me, even though I'm the only one in the room now as all the crazy people left leaving just me and my perfectly intact sanity in here doesn't agree with me so I don't know what to do... HELP!!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! MY LEFT HAND HAS DECIDED TO KILL MY RIGHT HAND. AAARGH! Bad left hand, Bad left hand. I didn't give you permission to do that yet, you were supposed towait until I finished writing this post!
*Locks left hand in a cage with bars*
:o Wow, we haven't had one of those inside before. First of all we remove that barred cage and put you in a straight jacket, with added utensils to make sure the hands can't reach any other parts of the body. So tell me, do those other voices in your head make you harm just yourself or other people too when you're around them? :pokerface:

What are you suggesting? I am perfectly sane and don't know why people don't just arrest myleft hand and let me go. I never hurt myself IT WAS MY LEFT HAND AND IT'S AIMING FOR MY GUT WITH A PAIR OF TOENAIL CLIPPER'S AARRG! HELP ME! GET ME OUT OF THE SAME JACKET AS MY LEFT HAND IS! NOW IT'S AIMING FOR THE NURSE TRYING STAB HER WITH A CORKSCREW FROM THE WINE THAT THAT DRUNK SNUK IN HERE, HELP! HELP! HELP!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 03, 2005, 02:09:16 PM
Insane till proven otherwise :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosedragon on September 03, 2005, 03:26:27 PM
This may seem like a drastic and gory approach, but why don't you just cut off your left hand?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Farquhar on September 03, 2005, 05:48:25 PM
This may seem like a drastic and gory approach, but why don't you just cut off your left hand?

If she does that, there's always the possibility that the hand will still move about and attack her, maybe even attack other people. You never know, the hand itself could be possessed....
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 03, 2005, 05:55:23 PM
Quote
I continue to live through this arm!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 04, 2005, 06:08:52 AM
Good, Thank you. My left hand is posessed. I am not insane. I am not a schizzo. I am not in denial. I happen to extremely sane and don't know why those people in the white coats don't just let me go, or at least get an exorcist. My right hand is perfectly sane and my left foot is also perfectly sane. It's those other two limbs everynoe has to watch out for. My right foot is also possessed, it's just biding it's time until someone comes close enough, like that nurse in a few minutes, and then it's going to attack. With what I don't know.
*Nurse comess into room* HELP! HELP! MY RIGHT FOOT! IT'S KILLING THE NURSE WIT HA COPY OF THE LAFFER UTILITIES AND LSL7! HELP! HELP! HELP! I know I  have a very active imagination.   
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 04, 2005, 10:07:52 AM
So you are imagining that your left hand and right foot are possessed? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 04, 2005, 11:00:40 AM
They are possessed. The only thing I was imagining was that they were threatening the nurse with Larry Laffer games. I am not a schizzo. I am not in denial. I am not going to cut off any limbs, as they would still threaten and possibly kill people, and anyway if I did, I would only have one foot left and no hands since my left hand inadvertedly murdered my right hand.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 04, 2005, 12:21:09 PM
Ok then, how do we rid your hand and leg of this possession, because if we find a way then I might be able to stop them :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 04, 2005, 12:58:38 PM
I need an exorcist. Only a true exorcist or someone who really annoys me will be able to rid the forum of my dangerous limbs.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 04, 2005, 10:09:17 PM
*Assumes bussinesslike manner* That may be so, but if your limbs are attacking me now, we need to find a short term solution. *Injects Deloria with strong sedative* I'm sorry, I hate injecting people wqith stuff like this, but we need you to be safely unconcious while we figure out this problem. What do you think about this, CC?

For the rest of you patients, warm milk with silly straws all around!  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 05, 2005, 02:55:43 AM
*still awake*
Me too? Before I fall asleep I always need something like coffee or high-caffeine tea, but I suppose warm milk will have to do it. GET ME AN EXORCIST! MY HAND IS IMMUNE TO THE SEDATIVE. IT IS NOW ATTACKING LOLLOTTE SO IT CAN GET TO THE MILK!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 05, 2005, 08:35:52 AM
Coffee good :D
 :) Give me coffee or I'll hurt you, happily :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 05, 2005, 10:45:17 AM
No! They are taking over your mind again! Resist!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 05, 2005, 10:59:29 AM
 :) Give me coffee :)
 :) Or I'll continue to control him :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 05, 2005, 11:51:14 AM
Caffeine is the LAST thing you need! Pretend the warm milk is coffee. Be creative, here!  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 05, 2005, 12:29:46 PM
No creativity. Now may I please have some coffee? I can't pretend. I want an Ice-coffee-caramel-mocciato with fudge sauce calorie-free please. *Gives Lollotte order*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 05, 2005, 06:48:09 PM
I would like a Farmer's Union Iced Coffee :D

 :) Or we will keep controlling him :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 05, 2005, 07:41:11 PM
You are aggravating me. And you know how evil I can get when aggravated enough... :evil: DRINK THE WARM MILK. I AM NOT A WAITRESS.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 05, 2005, 07:57:46 PM
Ack! :o Yes Ma'am!
Wait...I didn't get any... :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 06, 2005, 04:17:01 AM
Alright then, before I go to sleep, could I please have WARM MILK frothed, with a sprinkle of cinammon adnv that chocolate stuff that one usually pours over cappucinno's and I want that onm top of regular decaffinated coffee. If I can't have that I would just like plain warm milk, witha crazy straw, and possibly frothed.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 06, 2005, 08:49:31 AM
You are aggravating me. And you know how evil I can get when aggravated enough... :evil: DRINK THE WARM MILK. I AM NOT A WAITRESS.
*Adds own coffee to the warm milk*

 :) We will continue to control him then :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 06, 2005, 09:31:32 AM
You are aggravating me. And you know how evil I can get when aggravated enough... :evil: DRINK THE WARM MILK. I AM NOT A WAITRESS.
You're crazy. Everyone knows that you ARE a waitress.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Farquhar on September 06, 2005, 11:40:00 AM
Seeing as Lollotte is quite busy already, being the psychiatric nurse and all, maybe I could help out at the asylum as a waiter?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 06, 2005, 12:33:15 PM
sounds great. I would like an iced-caramel-mocciata, with two scones.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 06, 2005, 02:29:08 PM
What are you suggesting? I am perfectly sane and don't know why people don't just arrest myleft hand and let me go. I never hurt myself IT WAS MY LEFT HAND AND IT'S AIMING FOR MY GUT WITH A PAIR OF TOENAIL CLIPPER'S AARRG! HELP ME! GET ME OUT OF THE SAME JACKET AS MY LEFT HAND IS! NOW IT'S AIMING FOR THE NURSE TRYING STAB HER WITH A CORKSCREW FROM THE WINE THAT THAT DRUNK SNUK IN HERE, HELP! HELP! HELP!
Since the left hand is currently held in place by the structures added to the straight jacket this is clearly a delusional thought. 8)

*Injects Deloria with strong sedative* I'm sorry, I hate injecting people wqith stuff like this, but we need you to be safely unconcious while we figure out this problem. What do you think about this, CC?
Indeed, all these delusions most put an immense strain on her brain. :scholar:

*Gives Lollotte order*
A patient, giving a nurse an order? I don't think so! 8)

Seeing as Lollotte is quite busy already, being the psychiatric nurse and all, maybe I could help out at the asylum as a waiter?
The more the merrier. Watch out when you're carrying around milk though, there's some cats around that really like that too. *shows Farquhar the food supply room* Be warned though, if my concealed security camera spots you taking out anothing you shouldn't, you will be fired in an instant. *gives Farquhar the food supply room key card*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 06, 2005, 02:31:42 PM
Sorry, My left hand broke out of the strait jacket.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Farquhar on September 06, 2005, 05:17:10 PM
*Takes the supply room keycard from CC, and pockets it safely away.*

sounds great. I would like an iced-caramel-mocciata, with two scones.
Right away. *Gets Deloria's order for her.* You know, I hear scones are really good for possessed limbs.

I would like a Farmer's Union Iced Coffee :D

 :) Or we will keep controlling him :)

*Gets Racx's coffee.* Now stop controlling him!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 06, 2005, 09:08:05 PM
You are aggravating me. And you know how evil I can get when aggravated enough... :evil: DRINK THE WARM MILK. I AM NOT A WAITRESS.
You're crazy. Everyone knows that you ARE a waitress.

*slowly turns and stares Deloria down* Excuse me? I see you've never experienced my evil side before. I am practising EXTREME restraint right now. ONE MORE TIME, Deloria, and I will unleash Her on you. Just ask racx what it was like to be hung from the summit of Mount Etna by his ankle.

*Adds own coffee to the warm milk*

 :) We will continue to control him then :)

Racx, tell them they will feel my wrath too if they don't let you go.

Oh, and thanks, Farquar, for alleviating some of my stress. I will occasionally hold meetings with you to discuss the menu. However, I get creative licsense with my warm milk!  :P

Warm milk, anyone?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 06, 2005, 09:16:56 PM
Can I have chocolate milk, please? :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 06, 2005, 09:19:22 PM
Of course, Jafar--but not Nesquik. I'll just add some Belgian chocolate to this warm milk and sprinkle cinammon on top. How's that?  :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 06, 2005, 09:23:38 PM
Well, *Thought bubble materializes, showing me whining about Nesquik and unleashing Lolotte's WRATH!!!*
I think it sounds delicious! (Next time... :P )
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 06, 2005, 09:26:49 PM
*Puts hand on hip and gazes sternly at Jafar* You are not only insane but naive. *laughs good naturedly* It makes for quite an interesting combonation.  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 06, 2005, 09:28:34 PM
Wait, you didn't see that thought bubble, did you? :sweating:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 06, 2005, 09:30:51 PM
No, I saw it all right. *taps head and smiles* I'll draw on that when I need it.  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Farquhar on September 06, 2005, 10:06:56 PM
Oh, and thanks, Farquar, for alleviating some of my stress. I will occasionally hold meetings with you to discuss the menu. However, I get creative licsense with my warm milk!  :P

No problem. ;D

Can I get you anything?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 06, 2005, 10:38:47 PM
 Not at the moment, but thank you anyways!  ;D I must talk to CC soon.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 07, 2005, 06:50:00 AM
For the sake of logic, where is mt. Etna? And if you weren't crazy, what would you be doing in the asylum? *Thanks Farquhar for scones and coffee* Actually, that's how my limbs got possessed, they were jeaulous of the fact that they couldn't eat the scones and I could, so my left hand punished my right hand which was feeding me, by slicing it off as I wrote on the previous page.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Farquhar on September 07, 2005, 07:01:26 PM
Actually, that's how my limbs got possessed, they were jeaulous of the fact that they couldn't eat the scones and I could, so my left hand punished my right hand which was feeding me, by slicing it off as I wrote on the previous page.

But doesn't that mean your left hand will try to eliminate itself next?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 07, 2005, 07:30:59 PM
For the sake of logic, where is mt. Etna? And if you weren't crazy, what would you be doing in the asylum?

1. Mount Etna is the active volcano overlooking the Italian city of Naples.

2. I work here to ensure that all you KQIX crazies recover from your various mental conditions; CC is Head Honcho for the same reason. We are doing all we can to help you and others get well. Just wanted you to know that.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 07, 2005, 09:06:49 PM
I told the happiness that you will hurt them badly, and I told them what happened to me, but they were all happy and just smiled :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 07, 2005, 09:24:36 PM
At least they vacated your mind. It's good to know I can stop them.  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 07, 2005, 09:28:03 PM
Yeah they only advertise when they feel its appropriate XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 07, 2005, 09:30:35 PM
They are very strange. I'm glad you're free of them, racx. Have some warm milk. *hands racx cup of warm milk*  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 07, 2005, 09:31:42 PM
So any ideas when you reckon I'll be able to start working again XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 07, 2005, 09:37:25 PM
Soon, very soon. With a lot of warm milk, good food, and TLC, you'll be as right as rain again. CC will pop in on you from time to time as well, just to see how you're getting on.  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 07, 2005, 09:47:49 PM
I haven't bashed my head for a while :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 07, 2005, 09:48:42 PM
I've noticed--and I am proud of you for that!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 08, 2005, 01:00:57 PM
I still hear the voices though, can you make them go away?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 08, 2005, 03:25:05 PM
I must talk to CC soon.
The fastest way to reach me is through the IM-messaging. Whenever, I start up my browser, I first look at that, and when there's nothing new  move on to another tab, not containing KQIX-contents. :pokerface:

Soon, very soon. With a lot of warm milk, good food, and TLC, you'll be as right as rain again. CC will pop in on you from time to time as well, just to see how you're getting on.  ;D
Indeed, I'll be monitoring your pgress too, and if your mental health remains steady as it is now, I see no objection to you returning into active duty soon... not quite yet though.

I still hear the voices though, can you make them go away?
We're making progress, that's for sure. Not so long ago, you were still denying the existance of voices in your head. At least you now realize where it's all coming from. I'll take some time before we can make them go away though. First we have to make sure you can control those voices, so they can't order your various limbs around anymore. Only afterwards can we start on eliminating the voices altogether. :scholar:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 08, 2005, 05:22:22 PM
Even though I don't know what his voice sounds like, I think it's Rac_x's voice oredering my limbs around. My left hand is still threatrening my perfect, pert nose though. 
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 08, 2005, 08:56:52 PM
I actually doubt it is racx. I bet you anything it is them using racx's voice to obtain a new victim. Hmmm...this could potentially be a huge problem.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 08, 2005, 10:15:34 PM
Even though I don't know what his voice sounds like, I think it's Rac_x's voice oredering my limbs around. My left hand is still threatrening my perfect, pert nose though. 
Probably be a bit hard for your limbs to understand an aussie accent :P

If you hear bugger being said alot though then it has to be me XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 08, 2005, 10:17:59 PM
HAHAHAHA! *wipes eyes* Again, I'm not quite sure what was so funny...*remembers* Wait--it must be the idea of racx saying "bugger."  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 08, 2005, 10:33:12 PM
I'm guessing you haven't heard someone say it before XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 08, 2005, 10:37:54 PM
Australian accents are some of the coolest ever. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on September 09, 2005, 04:28:51 AM
I agree with Jafar. XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 10, 2005, 03:36:32 PM
I'm guessing you haven't heard someone say it before XD

No, I haven't. That is, not in conversation. I've heard it in the movies, though.  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 10, 2005, 04:06:24 PM
An Australian say it?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 10, 2005, 08:33:33 PM
Erm...I'm not sure.  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 11, 2005, 06:00:30 PM
Ah well, maybe one day :P

So Bob can I have my job back ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 12, 2005, 01:15:22 PM
What job?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on September 12, 2005, 01:26:27 PM
He's assistant manager of the Asylum...Well, he was. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 12, 2005, 03:24:50 PM
He's assistant manager of the Asylum...Well, he was. :P
is/was and will be. His function was purely suspended temporarily.

So Bob can I have my job back ???
/me removes suspension on racx's function. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 12, 2005, 09:55:10 PM
Congratulations, racx! This is well deserved.  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 12, 2005, 11:40:01 PM
Yay! :D

We should throw a parteh for all patients and staff XD

*Happeh dances*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 13, 2005, 03:17:35 PM
*is happy for racx*
*happeh dances*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on September 13, 2005, 03:25:06 PM
I can provide cookiehs for the party. :P

*happeh dances* ^^
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 13, 2005, 03:32:15 PM
*Dances with the few limbs she still has*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 13, 2005, 07:09:53 PM
*Partiehs towards the direction he thinks is the exist* ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 13, 2005, 09:05:58 PM
*Makes Seafood Noodle Soup, warm milk, and tea for everybody!*  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 14, 2005, 02:20:03 AM
*Puts the asylum into lockdown so patients can't escape* :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Farquhar on September 14, 2005, 02:49:20 AM
YAY!

I love parties! Food and drinks are on the house!  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 14, 2005, 12:35:32 PM
Aww. But I wanted to escape when nobody was looking! Could you open the door again please?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 14, 2005, 01:55:16 PM
*Dances with the few limbs she still has*
Hmmmm, she seems to be unaware of the fact all of her limbs are still attached to her body. :o

*Partiehs towards the direction he thinks is the exist* ::)
I've never known 'exist' being used as a noun. ;)

*Puts the asylum into lockdown so patients can't escape* :P
Ofcourse, prisoner's can't escape when the Asylum is not in lockdown mode either, but this also prevents any visitors from coming in and thus disturbing our party. :scholar:

Could you open the door again please?
Which door do you mean? There are so many! ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 14, 2005, 02:36:32 PM
The door to the exit!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 14, 2005, 03:08:54 PM
Yes, we could have an escape partieh! :angel:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 14, 2005, 03:54:24 PM
Great Idea. You cause a diversion and I'll go ask Lolotte for permission.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 14, 2005, 06:15:23 PM
We're an asylum not a prison, you have to get through atleast three gates to reach the exit, and to open the exit you need the three security passes.

You'll never find the security passes :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 14, 2005, 06:31:11 PM
He must have one, CC probably has the other, but who has the third? ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 14, 2005, 08:37:24 PM
Unfortunately, Deloria, you and Jafar are not well enough to leave the premises. But why would you want to? We're having Movie Night on Friday.  ;D

BTW, Jafar, do you really think we'd reveal who has the passes? Just enjoy the partieh. Where else would you find a partieh like this one?  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 14, 2005, 10:42:33 PM
A insane Asylum? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 15, 2005, 12:17:05 AM
But technically this is an insane asylum, so therefore an insane asylum wouldn't be the where else ;P

However the parteh thread could be a where else :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 15, 2005, 03:07:06 AM
This is an asylum!? I thought it was a retirement center. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 15, 2005, 06:10:44 AM
Taking really early retirment? I think Lolotte has the third pass. But we could steal or forge one. What's playing on Friday anyway?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 15, 2005, 06:12:52 AM
Forgeries? We could get locked up for that! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 15, 2005, 06:24:33 AM
Yeah, but it would be in a prison and not in an asyluim where everyone thinks I'm crazy for some strange, unbeknownst reason.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 15, 2005, 03:09:07 PM
Yes, we could have an escape partieh! :angel:
The Asylum ™ management cannot allow such parteh, at least not the way you intended it.

BTW, Jafar, do you really think we'd reveal who has the passes? Just enjoy the partieh. Where else would you find a partieh like this one?  :P
Indeed, why do you think the passes are in posession of a staff member. There could just as easily be one or more passes amongst other Asylum ™ personnel.

Yeah, but it would be in a prison and not in an asyluim where everyone thinks I'm crazy for some strange, unbeknownst reason.
Since you would be ruled mentally unstable you would end up inhere anyway. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 15, 2005, 07:03:22 PM
Yeah, but it would be in a prison and not in an asyluim where everyone thinks I'm crazy for some strange, unbeknownst reason.
Since you woule be ruled mentally instable you would end up inhere anyway. 8)
Funny how that works :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 16, 2005, 05:23:06 PM
Funny how that works :P
There's nothing humorous about Court proceedings. :pokerface:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 16, 2005, 07:50:40 PM
I was talking about them ending up back in here :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 17, 2005, 11:02:52 AM
Suppose I broke out and fled to another country where no one would ever find me, but people realized that I was mentally unstable, would they deport me back ehre or would I go to a different Asylum?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on September 17, 2005, 11:04:56 AM
Suppose I broke out and
It's impossible to break out of the Asylum. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 17, 2005, 05:47:17 PM
The Asylum is like the Matrix :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 17, 2005, 06:09:11 PM
So, I just need to take the blue pill, right? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 17, 2005, 06:11:25 PM
Which will release you into the real Asylum with the true identity of Bob, Lollotte and I :evil:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 17, 2005, 06:15:53 PM
And if I take the Red Pill?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 17, 2005, 10:48:17 PM
You remain in the Asylum that is impossible to escape from :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 17, 2005, 11:08:18 PM
And if I take the pill thats red on one side and blue on the other? :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 17, 2005, 11:21:12 PM
The worlds will merge causing the gates of the asylum world to open and evil mutant cats will attack us all :D :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on September 17, 2005, 11:43:13 PM
and thats bad?


TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 18, 2005, 01:28:59 AM
Tifa will automatically die as soon as the gates open, so it's a good thing :P :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 18, 2005, 05:13:21 AM
*Takes the red\blue pill* XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 18, 2005, 09:33:17 AM
YAY!

*Watches Tifa die painfully, yet happily* :)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 18, 2005, 12:40:22 PM
NO! Not them! :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 18, 2005, 03:21:29 PM
*wakes Jafar up because he seems to be having a nightmare* 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Farquhar on September 19, 2005, 06:57:50 AM
*wakes Jafar up because he seems to be having a nightmare* 8)

What if this is all one great big nightmare that none of us can escape from? If that's the case, then Jafar is having a nightmare within a nightmare. Is that possible?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 19, 2005, 03:02:04 PM
I don't think it is but now we all know why you're here.You're suffering from a reality disorder, Lolotte I think this patient needs immediate treatment. Is my schizzophrenia gone yet? 
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 19, 2005, 04:15:13 PM
Unfortunately, Deloria, your schitzophrenia is not completely cured. With a little more treatment, you'll be fine.

Also, all the patients in this Asylum are equally important, so Jafar will recieve the appropriate treatment as soon as needed.   :)

Unfortunately, I've been having internet problems, so if I seemingly don't respond as often as I should, blame SBC and the downstairs neighbor  >:( .
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 19, 2005, 06:45:16 PM
Ok if Jafar was having a nightmare then how come I was in it? Or are our minds linked some how XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 19, 2005, 06:52:01 PM
Dreams and nightmares often occur as a result of the brain synthesizing the events of the day. If Jafar saw you in his dream, it might be because he saw you often during the daytime. Your minds are NOT linked, I assure you.  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 19, 2005, 06:53:44 PM
How come we can see his nightmare then ???

How come we can clearly see that I posted it ???

I think you're all going insane :o
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 19, 2005, 06:57:37 PM
Racx needs warm milk! *hands racx a cup of warm milk*  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 19, 2005, 07:00:58 PM
No I don't need warm milk, I need to know how you can all think a post is a nightmare. You are all insane :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 19, 2005, 07:15:02 PM
*Sighs* Drink it anyway. Oh, and talk to the Head Honcho.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 20, 2005, 08:08:33 AM
Can I have some too? With a crazy-straw? With coffee underneath? Frothed?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: awesomeasapossum on September 20, 2005, 07:40:59 PM
give me an EXTRA Ka-razy straw!!!!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 20, 2005, 07:43:13 PM
No ones having coffee :P

But the crazy straws are not a problem 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 20, 2005, 08:53:23 PM
I agree with racx. We don't want anyone to be more wired than they actually are.  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 20, 2005, 09:02:00 PM
Yes maybe laying off the coffee will help with thir treatment :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Farquhar on September 21, 2005, 06:36:18 AM
May I suggest the ice tea? Quite a relaxing drink in my opinion. Or maybe lemonade?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 21, 2005, 09:02:50 AM
Lemonade is carbonated and may diagree with the patients. Iced tea would be ok but it is caffeinated and I disallowed coffee so no iced tea either :P

Fruit Juice, water or milk would be fine though IMO 8) :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: edgarnick on September 21, 2005, 09:15:58 AM
maybe herbal tea, or some soup in a cup maybe  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 21, 2005, 10:08:23 AM
Sounds good

*sips on green tea*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on September 21, 2005, 05:20:46 PM
Since when is lemonade carbonated? Crazy Australians. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Yonkey on September 21, 2005, 05:22:24 PM
Maybe he's talking about Mike's Hard Lemonade (http://www.mikeshardlemonade.com/)! :drunk:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on September 21, 2005, 05:24:01 PM
Then it might be bad for the patients for a DIFFERENT reason. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 21, 2005, 07:04:48 PM
Since when is lemonade carbonated? Crazy Australians. :P
We only have the soda lemonade, therefore it is carbonated :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 22, 2005, 01:09:05 PM
Alchohal free Gin and Tonic water? Oh wait Tonic water is carbonated. Darn.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: edgarnick on September 22, 2005, 01:55:44 PM
You could just put it into the microwave and it would get rid of the carbon...but i think no one would like it  :-\
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 22, 2005, 02:18:18 PM
How come we can see his nightmare then ???

How come we can clearly see that I posted it ???

I think you're all going insane :o
Even though your minds are not linked, it is quite possible, although very rare, that two people are having similar dreams, albeit seen from their own perspective ofcourse. This is as far as I can go, in layman(?) talk. 8)

Oh, and talk to the Head Honcho.
You mean me? ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 23, 2005, 03:09:58 PM
Of course I mean you!

Oh, and by the way, I wanted to thank everybody for making a birthday thread especially for me! Unfortunately, I was on retreat and just returned ten minutes ago, so I immediately checked the Forum. I'm having an official party where I get all my presents, and then I'll tell you what I've gotten, racx.  ;D  ;]

Heavily carbonated drinks are NOT a good idea, but something lightly fizzy might be stimulating for some patients.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 23, 2005, 06:46:25 PM
Of course I mean you!
;D
Heavily carbonated drinks are NOT a good idea, but something lightly fizzy might be stimulating for some patients.
Well, if you leave the heavily carbonated drink in the glass (or in an open bottle) for a time, it gets de-carbonated all by itself. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 23, 2005, 10:24:36 PM
Alright well now that we have kinda de-carbonated drinks, everyone help yourselves :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on September 23, 2005, 10:25:09 PM
I'll just stick with water, thanks. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 23, 2005, 10:41:33 PM
Yeah cool drink/soda isn't that good

*drinks coffee, just to be a hypocrite* :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 24, 2005, 04:43:44 AM
dRiNK cOFFeE BeFOrE gO? ???
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: icarus on September 24, 2005, 04:51:40 AM
made some fresh made orange juice  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 24, 2005, 12:56:45 PM
dRiNK cOFFeE BeFOrE gO? ???

NOT a good idea! Have some Chai tea (i'm introducing it along with my warm milk)  ;D.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 24, 2005, 01:18:07 PM
wHY yOu sAy NO? :(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 24, 2005, 01:20:41 PM
Ummm...well...you're pretty wired right now. And caffeine + multiple personality disorder = RETRIBUTION. Just calm down, meditate, relax, and drink some tea.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 24, 2005, 01:22:32 PM
cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!
cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!
cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!cOfFEE!

 :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 24, 2005, 01:24:38 PM
Okay, we have a big problem here. *Decides to utilize the UberDecaffinator*  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on September 24, 2005, 01:28:52 PM
DoyoulikesugarIlovesugarit'sreallyreallyreallyreallycooldon'tyouthink?
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on September 24, 2005, 05:23:39 PM
*is reminded of a skit she did in Nicole's presentation about teens with jobs*

"Idon'tneedajobmyparentsgivemeenoughmoneyforc andyyepyeplotsacandyIlikecandydoyoulike candycandyisniiiiiiiiiice"

Teacher's comment: Excellent cast of characters. ;)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 24, 2005, 07:11:41 PM
ican'tstand sugartobehonest.itdoesn'thelpthateveryone
i'mrelatedtohasdiabetes.
ilikecofeedoyoulikecofee?ilovecoffee.
youallshoulddrinkmorecoffee.
mellowingoutandputtingflowersinyourhair couldn'thurteither.


EDIT (By Yonkey): Forum stretching :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 25, 2005, 02:47:58 AM
*is reminded of a skit she did in Nicole's presentation about teens with jobs*

"Idon'tneedajobmyparentsgivemeenoughmoneyforc andyyepyeplotsacandyIlikecandydoyoulike candycandyisniiiiiiiiiice"

Teacher's comment: Excellent cast of characters. ;)
I remember that XD

dRiNK cOFFeE BeFOrE gO? ???
Yes I will, thank you :D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 25, 2005, 04:22:39 AM
mEtOO?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 25, 2005, 08:02:37 AM
Sorry, but no :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Farquhar on September 25, 2005, 09:23:13 AM
I'll have some coffee. :)

Farquhar loves his caffeine.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 25, 2005, 09:45:59 AM
Well you are staff, so you're welcome to be a hypocrite :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: edgarnick on September 25, 2005, 09:52:26 AM
Idon'tlikecoffee,butilovecoke!Everyonelikescoke,exceptKelsey,butcokeisgood.Tobaditsacarbonate :suffer:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 25, 2005, 02:05:29 PM
Rosella isn't the only one. I can't stand it either. When am I getting ouit of here? Am I cured yet? I don't hear the voices anymore.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: KingGraham on September 25, 2005, 03:07:08 PM
Quote
Rosella isn't the only one. I can't stand it either. When am I getting ouit of here? Am I cured yet? I don't hear the voices anymore.
No voices? We aren't working hard enough! I know... have some coffee...
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 25, 2005, 04:16:42 PM
Finally! Someone who understands the importance of caffeine! Thank you! *drinks coffee*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on September 25, 2005, 04:31:41 PM
What about me? XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 25, 2005, 08:26:20 PM
*Stabs KingGraham with a plastic spoon* :stabs:

We don't want her hearing voices, that is why she is here :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: edgarnick on September 26, 2005, 10:41:19 AM
What about me? XD
I know  you can have a Cappuccino, instead. *drinks Cappuccino and starts shaking* Hehehe   ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on September 26, 2005, 10:47:08 AM
I'm NOT a coffee drinker! :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: icarus on September 26, 2005, 10:49:25 AM
*Stabs KingGraham with a plastic spoon* :stabs:

We don't want her hearing voices, that is why she is here :P

I've got a LARP sword if you want to stab someone
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: edgarnick on September 26, 2005, 10:50:32 AM
Cappuccino, doesnt have the name coffee. There for it isn't coffee!
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on September 26, 2005, 10:57:11 AM
But it is. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: edgarnick on September 26, 2005, 11:00:27 AM
How would you know if you havent tried a Cappuccino, although all i drink is the froffy part  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on September 26, 2005, 03:29:22 PM
That's probably what makes it better than coffee. Otherwise it would be coffee. I'm not an avid coffee drinker but I like it enough to have a mug every day.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: copycat on September 26, 2005, 03:37:30 PM
I've got a LARP sword if you want to stab someone
LARP=Live action role-playing game ???
BTW, no coffee, tea, or anything related for me, thank you. 8)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on September 26, 2005, 06:32:42 PM
WHAT ABOUT "NO COFFEE FOR THE PATIENTS" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, EDGARNICK?

Now you're wired, and a couple other people are wired, so I have to use the UberDecaffinator on everyone who is. In order to do that, I have to use needles, and I hate having to inject anyone with anything. *Removes caffeine from the bloodstreams of the patients who had coffee and bans coffee from the Asylum*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on September 27, 2005, 08:29:50 AM
I'll happily stab the patients with needles ::) :P

I've got a LARP sword if you want to stab someone
Nah, I don't wanna hurt 'em! The platic spoon will cause enough damage :evil:

*Sips coffee and continues being a hypocrite*
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: edgarnick on September 27, 2005, 09:11:48 AM
WHAT ABOUT "NO COFFEE FOR THE PATIENTS" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, EDGARNICK?

Now you're wired, and a couple other people are wired, so I have to use the UberDecaffinator on everyone who is. In order to do that, I have to use needles, and I hate having to inject anyone with anything. *Removes caffeine from the bloodstreams of the patients who had coffee and bans coffee from the Asylum*
I AM NOT WIERD  >:( besides I don't like coffee  :-X
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on September 27, 2005, 09:20:51 AM
Wired, not weird. :P And please keep the needles away from me. I didn't have anything. :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Farquhar on September 29, 2005, 09:59:29 PM
*Removes caffeine from the bloodstreams of the patients who had coffee and bans coffee from the Asylum*

Does that mean that staff members are no longer allowed to have coffee, or just the patients?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on October 01, 2005, 07:21:22 AM
How can I become a member, if that's the case? I NEED Caffiene.
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Rosella on October 01, 2005, 07:22:57 AM
Coffee is ebil. And so is tea for that matter! XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on October 01, 2005, 08:46:45 AM
Wired, not weird. :P And please keep the needles away from me. I didn't have anything. :P
Aww but I really wanted to stab everyone :'(
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on October 01, 2005, 02:09:15 PM
Coffee is ebil. And so is tea for that matter! XD

Tea is good! I love tea--mainly herbal tea though.  ;D

I would say that the staff should keep coffee drinking to a minimum so as not to entice the patients.

NOTE: No one give any coffee to Deloria. She needs it the least of anyone.  :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Deloria on October 01, 2005, 02:11:56 PM
Psst. Racx, I'll pay you to go Ă´ver to Lolotte and get me a cup of coffee okay? you can stab me afterwards. AGAIN how can I be employed in here?
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Jafar on October 01, 2005, 06:07:31 PM
Quote
AGAIN how can I be employed in here?
First, you need to fill out the 30-page application form... :P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Farquhar on October 01, 2005, 10:15:19 PM
And then you have to wait for up to a month for the application to be verified. ;P
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: racx_00 on October 02, 2005, 03:38:02 AM
Also the asylum is like the Matrix so your application could be erased from existance :P

/me remembers when the asylum became the Castle of Daventry XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on October 02, 2005, 12:35:26 PM
Really? The Castle of Daventry? Fun!  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on October 02, 2005, 01:23:02 PM
*guard cats drag Raf back*

darn...... almost!  ::)
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on October 02, 2005, 01:26:40 PM
Good to see you back, Raf! *gives Raf a cup of warm milk* I'll give you some time to resettle.  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on October 02, 2005, 01:37:11 PM
i dont want to resettle.... well.... thanks for the milk  :D

*adds chocolate to it*
*gulp gulp gulp ding*

more please  :yes:
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on October 02, 2005, 01:42:57 PM
*hands Raf more warm milk* I'm glad you like my specialty!

*Escorts Raf to padded room with five cat guards*  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on October 02, 2005, 01:46:27 PM
XD
NO WAIT!!!
not yet...... XD

can i eat the waiter first? XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Lollotte on October 02, 2005, 01:48:10 PM
No, Raf, the waiter is NOT food. I see you need more treatment. Well, CC will come around sometime and personally welcome you back. *Locks Raf in padded room* Enjoy!  ;D
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Raforever on October 02, 2005, 01:54:37 PM
He´s not? So? XD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me outa here!!!!

I demand my rights...... I demand to know if i have rights!! XD
Title: Re: The Official KQIX Asylum
Post by: Questing Character on October 02, 2005, 02:45:07