lol! totally agree :D
but since we are open minded nice cool ppl... we admit the everyone, its just a matter of time they turn into the dark side :D
lol what the hell is all this relating stuff!! lol and wtf long old sister? bushie wth! *b***hes* did you just called me old?!?! *goes paranoid* lol :PLOL! Nah, you're just the long lost sister that is 2 years older than me. ;)
Well if you'll be here I guess I have no problem staying here...
;] ;] ...would you close the door ; )
jeysie did you had a mental disease?? I cant recall yours racx or bushie (but I think you did mention them already)
let's overview here what we know of each other around, we have mango with the split personality, storm the psycho nurse, bob is the doctor, jeysie did you had a mental disease?? I cant recall yours racx or bushie (but I think you did mention them already)
Check me in for being excessively morbid (then again that my be pragmatic) ?
Say and B'rrr you are in the special non-sound proof room ;P, so every1 can hear you 2 but thankfully you have a room now ;P :suffer:
I said I was clinically depressed and had a demented sense of humor, but CC never gave me an official evaluation! Of course, CC can't be trusted to give me a non-biased evaluation, so uh...Excuse me, but I never let my work interfere with my personal life.
I'm going to go outside in the fresh air because I'm sane :)Ofcourse you can go outside in the fresh air for a bit of time. Since our Asylum just got bigger, we now also have a garden on the inside of our Asylum.
Clinically depressed is no reason to be in a mental institution, you just need to see a psychiatrist for that, that can be accomplished in the normal world. A demented sense of humor is more dangerous, so I guess I'll have to admit you to the new KQ IX-asylum too.
yay bob is here :DSay you cant say much cos u belong in AA1, you mentally insane person you :P
you're all screwed cuz ya must cuz the doctor is in tha house
OK, heres the plan. Ill give one of you a metal spoon that you can make into a digging tool so you can begin to chip away the worn stone surrounding the ventilation shaft. One of you needs to make paper mache head replicas for everyone whos trying to escape so you can fool the guards into thinking your all asleep. Another one of you needs to make life vests from whatever materials you can find so you can float out into the open sea when you escape through the ventilation duct. Hows that sound? Dont worry, its a fool proof plan, so even you guys can do it. ;D
Someone saw the MythBusters escape from Alcatraz episode, didn't they?Well, actually, yeah.... just last saturday night... :-X
....I guess CC will fix that anytime, ...besides, he knows I'm sane, so he'll probably let me out, though I might come back (as a visitor) to visit Say from time to time ; )A cat repair-team is on the job as I speak.
Money? Oh no, don't have any of that. CC thinks I'll lodge it into the wall.Besides, who needs money when they've got food and shelter?
I'm not mentally insane, either. I wish people'd realise that :OStill in denial... :-\
*teleports, threatens Slyr, rescues the Mango Minions, and brings them all back to her cell before CC comes back*The doctor is IN
I think we should lock Mango up and throw away the key ;D, what do you think copycat ???That goes against everything I believe in, so no.
I can seriously admit without selecting that text with the mouse I would have been completly unable to read it... lolIt wasn't that hard to read. ;D
Awww, c'mon CC... I need my friends... They're nice, and I was lonely :(
hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama!!Weeeeeeeeeeeee!! !!!
hey! get on the floor and move your booty mama!!
yaw! we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma!!
Sends dog guards to stop Yonkey from handing mango files....Where did you get those dogs? >:(
Doctor!! They need more help, it's only getting worse!!It seems my therapy so far has been unsuccessful. The only option I have left is electrotherapy.
*whilst CC is out, annoyingly RPs and turns arms into shovels, breaks the security camera, digs a tunnel through the floor to the other side, lets a Mango Minion out and then covers up the hole with the padded stuff so NOBODY KNOWS. Well, CC doesn't know*You silly girl, the camera you smashed was only a decoy. The real camera is hidden in the walls, you'll never be able to find it.
Now that CCs gone I can put my plan in action.Okay, part one is feasible, my cats will kill a Mango Minion.
First, I send the Mango minion to go die at the claws of the cats.
Now that they are excited and violent, I throw my many self created stuffed dogs at them.
While they are distracted tearing apart the dogs, all the patients and I run as fast as we can and escape.
I love it when a plan comes together.
Welp, nobody wants to offend the GLOBAL MOD!Why not?
and I haven't seen CC neither....
I have cats. I know that it doesn't take much to send them into a blood rage.I've had lots of cats and I've never seen them get into a blood rage. A normal rage, yes, but not a blood rage.
lol Bob wtf, put on some order here, or do ya need help? :P aka, THE GLOBAL MODERATOR HELP :P lol ;PWell, you could always make me a deputy of yours. ::)
*Optimus escapes from the asylum*
and yeah, I need to help the doctor keep the calm here, so... sorry but the doctor here has the final voice so behave or behave... :P
*Optimus escapes from the asylum*And the doctor says 'No he doesn't'.
Im not insane anymore so that must be wrong :-\Indeedy, progress can be made.
and I haven't seen CC neither....The fact you don't see me in this thread, doesn't mean I'm not here, it just means I'm currently practising on-location. 8)
CC's only able to post on weekends, for the most part, so he's not around much during the week.These forums are far too busy for me to keep up totally during the week.
don't you mean here?? ; ) ...besides i'm not a patient!! ...CC released me after the misunderstanding at page 1 and 2. I'm just here to visit Say, cuz she is admitted ; (The doctor declares he has seen no insane behavior of B'rrr until now. He's just crazy (in love).
and the asylum is not closing, OMG YOU ARE GOING DELUSIONAL OMG OMG :-XI already made that diagnosis, but thank you for reminding him.
lol, yah right, you are all insane and Im the sane one :P <3Don't push it. I'm the sane one, so is B'rr and all the others have a condition ranging from slightly insane to seriously insane.
Yes he does.*Optimus escapes from the asylum**Optimus escapes from the asylum*And the doctor says 'No he doesn't'.
He might think he does, but in reality he does not.Yes I did escape. You're delusional. How do we know this whole asylum is not just some CC fantasy? We're on to you now.
lol so let me get this straight:
you two just became doctors
CC is the patient
Say is pwetty
Mango is Roberta
I'm confused
....hmmm... I'm only sure about the middle one ; )
-erm.. let's skip this one :P... *coughnoimnotcough*
CC has forced us all into his sick, twisted fantasy.You caught me, you'r all in MY Matrix. 8)
Maybe she really IS roberta but is lying bout NOT being her... ::)She never was Roberta, she was always MangoMercury.
its a postmodern world... she wasnt lying then, shes not lying now... anything she believes is true because there are no absolutes and we cant possibly know for sure she isnt both roberta and not roberta.... :oDude, in what reality have you been lately? ::)
lol! university campus, im afraid... I might need to spend some quality time at your asylum soon... :SDon't worry, your disclaimer was quite clear. 8)
its a postmodern world... she wasnt lying then, shes not lying now... anything she believes is true because there are no absolutes and we cant possibly know for sure she isnt both roberta and not roberta.... :oDude, in what reality have you been lately? ::)
I'm so gonna buy out this asylum. Just for a laugh.It's not on sale, so you can't buy it.
*walks into visitor areas*The visitor area is monitored by my cats, so there's no sneaking out. 8)
I'll donate to the cause.
*sneaks out*
*laughs with Optimus then pulls the "Warn CC, Prisoner Escape" Switch and laughs as attack cats pull Pindarus back to his cell with all the force of a cunning feline lion* ;)Thanks for the added warning, but my monitoring system already saw the attempt. 8)
Plus a few poorly fed cougars are now in service as guard cats... i dont think we'll be seeing any escapees anytime soon ;)No, I wouldn't do that. Those poorly fed black panthers are quite sufficient. ::)
I'm ordinary. Can I go outside for a walk, please?Ofcourse you can go for a walk in the Asylum garden area. 8)
Maybe you don't like vanilla flavor. ::)
Rob,
*hugz* ...for no reason :)
:'( :'( ...all i tried was doing something good :'(Yeah, but I can do that when I'm alive, too. :D
...but at least you can't spook around and watch her taking a shower :suffer: ...so perhaps she is gratefull *hopes*
No violence in this Asylum!
I'm so glad I don't live here any more :3Oh, but you so much do!
Kimmie... This USED to be an asylum... It doesn't seem that way any more =/That's what's called group sessions. 8)
Current Patients are:hahahaha... your list is all wrong Jason!! ; ) ...those three aren't patients!! ...o well, CC will clear things out, but i don't understand why you are still his assistent while you are in the asylum again ; )
B'rrr
Yonkey
Storm
*Lights former home (asylum) on fire.**smiles in contentment as he sees the completely automated sprinkler system working perfectly*
Current Patients are:+FataliOmegaRenfrewPindarus
Mango
J-ROCKoko
Racx aka Jason aka SatanB'rrr
SayYonkey
Storm
Oldbushie (in evaluation)
Cesar Bittar
Koko belongs in there because of her kissing obsession, and Rob because he is insanely in love ;)Current Patients are:+FataliOmegaRenfrewPindarus
Mango
J-ROCKoko
Racx aka Jason aka SatanB'rrr
SayYonkey
Storm
Oldbushie (in evaluation)
Cesar Bittar
+ Q
+ Jeysie
+ kimmie
+ Jael
I think that's about it.
For comments on this list, please contact me.
What kissing obsession...I haven't had an attack in probably two weeks! I'm cured! and therefore should be released!Don't you meen a couple of days?
Cat
And Jael is not acting insane so she should be removed from the list
You know, your Avatar freaks me out.
2) I didn't say ugly. I said it freaks me out. So spooky, not ugly. Just looks like a doll that should have an axe in it's hand and be singing "The Lumberjack Song" by Monty Python. That's all. Not ugly
Great, I'm scared of my own avatar ;D
And I <3 smores.
Thes ones dont need to be threatened ; \the main thing im scared of are the huge spiders we have been finding :-\, especially the white tip ones that poison you with something that eats your flesh :-\Strange, poisonous spiders usually don't 'attack' people unless they feel threatened. :-X
Ok this is a list of all the insane patients that are currently spending there time at the asylum:Oufourse, I'm spending time at the asylum, I'm the sane manager!
Copycat - has delusions of being sane when unfortunately not
Storm - aggressive and very violent
You broke my nose :(, thats very violent ;PStorm - aggressive and very violent
I resent that! I'm neither aggressive nor violent. I use physical decipline only as a last resort. Besides, you're still breathing, aren't you Racx? SO STOP TRYING TO COMMIT ME UNLESS YOU WANT TO QUIT THAT HABIT!! :o :P
Self-diagnoses are a very dangerous thing and should only be attempted by those very skilled at psycho-analyses, like me. 8)Yes, and you've *clearly* given yourself the right diagnosis. You're insane too CC!!
she just wacked you with a newspaper, wasnt it? ;PYeah it was a newspaper rapped around a poll ;-D, whacked me really hard and broke my nose :'(
she just wacked you with a newspaper, wasnt it? ;PYeah it was a newspaper rapped around a poll ;-D, whacked me really hard and broke my nose :'(
she just wacked you with a newspaper, wasnt it? ;PYeah it was a newspaper rapped around a poll ;-D, whacked me really hard and broke my nose :'(
BTW, the walls and furniture in the Asylum (to keep somewhat on topic) are ofcourse especially designed so as to not hurt the patients when they walk into them. 8)
Hurrah for Jael being back! I was about to post an APB on you in the "Lost and Found" thread today, girlie!
Peace & Luv, Liz
Since no one commented on it yet, I the little Ubermango in Mango's new avatar!!
hey bob, im glad u provide padding in this asylum[/glow]Yes, well, there was a previous patient *coughracxcough* who tried slamming his head into the wall at regular intervals, so, in order not to make him hurt himself, I padded the entire Asylum.
WOOT !!! *Bounces on furniture*. hehehehe ;BI said it was padded, not that it was bounce-able.
WOOT !!! *Bounces on furniture*. hehehehe ;BI said it was padded, not that it was bounce-able.
And your point would be?? ;PMy point would be that's impossible to bounce on the Asylum's furniture. 8) So I have no idea what you were bouncing on back there. ::)
you poor insane freakz :P, i cant believe that i was like that b4 :-\Still suffering from the same kind of memory loss I see. 8)
And your point would be?? ;PMy point would be that's impossible to bounce on the Asylum's furniture. 8) So I have no idea what you were bouncing on back there. ::)
perhaps she herself is bouncable ; )
Look to the post above your previous one ;D, and you shall see that i clearly stated that Jason is not insane but Racx and I are insane ;)you poor insane freakz :P, i cant believe that i was like that b4 :-\Still suffering from the same kind of memory loss I see. 8)
Whaaaa? Rob, are you calling me FAT?? :suffer: ;B
Look to the post above your previous one ;D, and you shall see that i clearly stated that Jason is not insane but Racx and I are insane ;)Is Jason the one with MPD? XD
perhaps she herself is bouncable ; )Do you mean she's got a rubber ring around her body, like those bumper cars in local fairs?
I knew I had no reason to be here. As I tried telling people.There's a distinct difference between an insane person telling people (s)he has no reason to be in here, than a sane person telling that.
hmmm, since CC's position is questioned I don't think others will aprove though ; )My position as psychologist is questioned, not my position as Manager, nor my position as head of security. If I tell my security to release Leanne, she can walk out of here.
hey!!, you still have a boss Bob ; )The Asylum has an owner. Since my service as psychologist was in service of the Asylum, that has been put on hold. My function as Manager is of the same sort, but my function as head of the security is not. My security detachment answers to me, and only to me, and I don't take orders from anybody else concerning them. :-X
hmmm, i disagree... cuz i know two ppl that can order the security around as much as they would like ;-D ...at least on this forumNot the Asylum security (in its current setup), I can guarantee you that!
BTW nice to meet you im Burrhizen ;)Where'd he go ???
Not really. It's all gone sane again.thats good
*worried, because he sees patients, but no doctors(psychologists, brain surgeons, or even a guy in a mask)*We don't do brain surgery, we draw the line at EST. About guys in masks, surely you must have seen racx in one of his many disguises running around.
I'm downloading it right now! !!!I'm glad you enjoyed it. ;D
EDIT: Just watched it now!! HAHAHAH! <3 :suffer: The fight scene was the best! XD
*relocates the asylum to Daventry ;)
*rides a pegasus back to the Asylum*Whoa, too many people messing with the matrix's code.
I wasn't in the Asylum when you relocated it, why'd you leave me!? :(
*removes security codes*
I don't think it's insane enough in here!!
if i put my mind on it i could think of something more.... the dancing bananas was inspired by kim's sig ;-D
I agree, Draco should be punished for eating the pen. As a former cashier, I know how blasted hard it is to keep a supply of pens around at your job!
Hey is it a criteria to read all the pages of replies before coming on here, cuz I only read the first 7 and the last 3 ;].
BTW is it sane to really like MoE or K-Q 8 as I'd like to call it? ;D
She's an avid MoE detesteress, eh? ;)
*zerogravityfire wonders if Storms name is indicative of her personality. He puts on his raincoat and boots just in case*
Actually Storm's membername is indicative of her real name. XD
Let's put it this way... if there were indeed an Official Connor Haters Club, Storm would be its most esteemed member.
BTW is it sane to really like MoE or K-Q 8 as I'd like to call it? ;D
Ok, someone told me about it... Thanks Jeysie! ;)
Let's put it this way... if there were indeed an Official Connor Haters Club, Storm would be its most esteemed member.THERE IS!! didn't you read the sign on my door?
*points to the "Official MOE Bashers Club" sign on the door, right next to a Connor doll burning in effigy*
And it is also somewhat indicative of her personality. Fate is convenient that way. ;)
P.S. Jeysie you are an intricate woman.
OK, I never played MOE (and don't plan to)... but AGDI made him sound kind of like a pompous twit in KQ2VGA. ;P
The KQ9 folks were a little more gracious, however... ;) (BTW, do we *ever* get a Connor sketch/model? ;) )
Tell me, Storm, have you played MoE and why is it that you hate it so much? B/c of your passionate love for the KQ series and what they embody or b/c it is just a really crappy game?
Although I find myself wondering what exactly I've been writing that a newbie can peg me somewhat after reading just four threads... !Hahaha... well I may be a newbie in here, but not a newbie in life. As far as what you wrote, that is for me to know and for you to go back and check :suffer:.
Just kidding. I'm sure you know roughly what you have written in here, and if you just know how to read between the lines there is a lot more information in behind the text than in it.
Kinda creepy when I read what I just wrote.... :o
[And since you imply you have a knack for "reading between the lines", are you a science fiction fan? Not that other genres can't have subtext, but IMHO SF is the best genre for that. (Well, fantasy too, but I would think that it would be a given that anyone posting in these forums must like fantasy at least a little, so no point asking after that!)
Haven't read many SF books, so I wasn't aware of the allegorical/sublime presence in them. Is that what you meant was in them or did you mean more of the mystery/adventure type stuff?
I mostly like to talk to people and even more listen. People are intersting to me and I like to listen to what they say and what they don't say, how they say it and how they word it. It's hard to do here but reading body language gives you a whole world of information. Just fascinating....
Totally missed that video. Does that group have issues with doorknobs as well? I tell you, whoever invented them was almost as bad as that guy who invented CD shrink wrap.
Storm is also a woman who is interesting like that, although more mysterious as she doesn't frequent chat rooms(maybe I just haven't been to the ones she's in ;])
Perhaps... although at least the Storm dolls would be far too busy tormenting the Connor dolls to bother helping.
Peace & Luv, Liz
Yonkey doll would stand aside looking on and butt in every once in a while with a funny comment or to correct something....It's nice to see I'm appreciated around here. ::)
Storm was in KQ? :o
invertedsilence doll would break out in a bass solo...
...Kimmie doll would incessantly change clothes and take pics with the other dolls, invertedsilence doll would break out in a bass solo...
Storm was in KQ? :o
You mean, I won't be in KQ9? how disappointing :'(
Not yet... maybe if you submit a couple pics in the Costume Contest (http://www.tsl-game.com/contest) we'll see. ;PStorm was in KQ? :o
You mean, I won't be in KQ9? how disappointing :'(
Sure you will! You'll be a creepy monster that the hero has to defeat (or not defeat) to save (or not save) Connor! (Hee, J/K.)I thought Connor was the creepy monster. ???
Uhm...I mean...the cat broke it, I swear! I was gonna get a new one, that's all! ;PWhat cat? :suffer:
For Connor!*stands by with fire hose to cool off InvertedSilence and Q*
*breathes fire at InvertedSilence*
*breathes fire at Q*
Did you make an appointment? XBSince when did you appoint yourself as my secretary? :suffer:
The forum's up 24 hours a day(normally), so I'll let him decide on the appointment time(as long as it's within the 24 hours of the day).I can 'skip' a day if I need to, so don't take those 24 hours as a guarantee.
So... am i sane?Not as long as you're 'joined' to the pumpkin-counterpart. 8)
Some Powerful Wizard I am, can't even make a cure for myself...Didn't you read the PW-guidelines properly? They clearly state you can only employ your wizardry to aid others, not yourself. So, you need only find another PW to help you.
Btw, do you have an appointment? I don't see you on my list...Who's appointment schedule do you have on your list?
CC, stop stealing my entertainment. Give me back Jeysie's clicky pen!!Can I put you in solitary confiment while you do clickety-click with it so you don't drive the other patients more crazy than they already are?
CC, stop stealing my entertainment. Give me back Jeysie's clicky pen!!Can I put you in solitary confiment while you do clickety-click with it so you don't drive the other patients more crazy than they already are?
/me wonders where LN picked up that coffin...
Anyway, that wood is just the Asylum's indoor garden, so Connor won't get very far. 8)
/me sends some security cats to apprehend Connor and put him into a holding cell, whilst he notifies Storm. XB
*grabs bucket of water*With a bucket of water? What are you going to do with that, drown Connor?
I'll save Connor !!!
* copycat sends some security cats to apprehend Connor
/me sends some security cats to apprehend Connor and put him into a holding cell, whilst he notifies Storm. XB
To save Storm a repost...
Where do you think that steak came from?
Is the hatred aimed at Connor, or MoE?
/me captures Connor and puts him through the worse torture of all - playing MOE :PThe horror... the horror! :-X
/me sends some security cats to apprehend Connor and put him into a holding cell, whilst he notifies Storm. XB
Thanks, CC!! ;D
/me captures Connor and puts him through the worse torture of all - playing MOE :P
How did this floor get SO dirty???
*grabs mop*
Hmmm...water...need some water...
*grabs bucket of water and starts moping*
LN's fire is put out by a well placed hose shot
I thought Connor would have escaped, during all of this insanity.
Was it ever off track? ???
/me steals a Bunsen burner from CC's laboratory, grabs a plastic bag from the nurses' station, lights the burner, puts the bag over it for water protection, and sticks it under the sprinker sensor.You mean 'borrows a Bunsen burner', right? :-*
....little do either CC or Jeysie know that I've dug a tunnel to a clicky-pen factory in here....heheheheh.../me hears the sound of clicking pens coming from the stationary cupboard, unlocks the door and finds...QC! :o
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclic kclickclickclickclickclick
He turns the volume up some more til it reaches the clicky pen factory....*Little does Zero know the clicky pen factory is just a decoy... ::)
....I think Zero just killed everyone. Poo. :(Can't happen, my Asylum can withstand the force of any explosion, even of one that's right outside. And everyone coming in is automatically scanned for explosives, so no explosive material can come inside. 8)
....I think Zero just killed everyone. Poo. :(
Good thing is you are now the sole owner of hte last clicky pens and can make a fortune in selling each one for an arm and a leg.(if you feel like you need more than you've got, that is) 8)/me thinks the time is right to unveil the new 'Cats & C°' clicky pen factory! XB
/me sneaks Q a clicky pen through a crack in the doorThat's not a crack, that opening in the door is meant for passing items through. 8)
/me sighs and starts yet another pen collection./me gives Jeysie the first batch of pen collections from the new clicky pen factory, engraved with the 'Cats & C°'-logo, therefor collector's items. XD
*Zero-G, being indifferent to pens, neither welcomes nor destests the pen producing building. Although he does realize the seeming value other people put ito them so he finally decides to appreciate the addition.*You sure you don't want even just one clicky pen? ::) How do you know they won't work in zero-G? Have you tried it yet?
"Space Pens," developed by Fisher in the United States, which combine a more viscous than normal ballpoint pen ink with a gas pressurized piston which forces the ink toward the point. This design allows the pen to write even upside down or in zero gravity environments. It was developed at the request of NASA, and has been used in spaceflight. Fisher has capitalized on the design, developing a line of "Space Pens" for consumer use.
But do those do 'clickety-click'?Quote"Space Pens," developed by Fisher in the United States, which combine a more viscous than normal ballpoint pen ink with a gas pressurized piston which forces the ink toward the point. This design allows the pen to write even upside down or in zero gravity environments. It was developed at the request of NASA, and has been used in spaceflight. Fisher has capitalized on the design, developing a line of "Space Pens" for consumer use.
*Zero-G, being indifferent to pens, neither welcomes nor destests the pen producing building. Although he does realize the seeming value other people put ito them so he finally decides to appreciate the addition.*You sure you don't want even just one clicky pen? ::) How do you know they won't work in zero-G? Have you tried it yet?
BTW, I seem to have forgotten to put you into solitary confiment too, for causing such a disturbance in the Asylum. 8)
Random Thought
The Americans spent over 1million dollars to invent/make them. The Russians just used a pencil.
*wonders what the reason was, for pointing out the US government's need to spend money pointlessly*
*feels stupid, happy, and plans on keeping such thoughts to himself from now on*
*feels stupid, happy, and plans on keeping such thoughts to himself from now on*
But I like having reasons to justify my mad research skillz. ;P
Peace & Luv, Liz
Heh. It's been a while since I owned one, but there are a few varieties that look clicky (http://www.spacepen.com/usa/products/index.htm).AFAIK, none of the spacepens was clicky. :(
You can't do that, he's not even a patient yet!He's not? I suppose that's what you get when your assistant is absent. Strange, considering the way he (Zero-G)'s been behaving lately.
I don't think that's it.
*tries to jump out of dorm window, Asylum police capture Fatali and sends him to the KQ9 Asylum* :XWhat're you talking about? I don't have any police cats, just security cats, and one of my flying cats (not by itself ofcourse) caught you as you were falling down.
What has happend to all the patients!? Did they escape?/me checks monitors (by having one of his cat staff walking by each of them and thus ensuring they still work).
well.... 41 pages is far from empty.... but it's not less creepy *shivers*
Great! The side effects to the cure thats supposed to make me less pineappleish and more Erikish will make my skin go violet, my shirt go red, and the background go a horid green... Whered you pick up the antidote? Willy Wonkas? :P
Please don't...we don't need another food product in the forum!
Last time I checked, I didnt have much of an option to stay less-than-pineapple. LN had "forum-rage" and used his 'wabbajack' without my permission. :P
Fine! I choose to be a violet incandescent lightbulb for the next day rather than be a pineapple for life.
*takes cure*
*turns into a violet incandescent pineapple*
My mistake, CC. Ill make sure to address your SECURITY Cats properly in the future. ::)NP.
*watches a patient getting shocktherapy on big screen*You must have been watching a re-run. I haven't done one of those in ages. And I don't recall having a movie screen in the visitor area. ???
I honestly don't remember whale-throwings. you're all crazy, lol.*scans through his security tapes*
Ah, shuddayer mouth *throws a whale at you*
CC, I think they're planning their escape! XBPlanning or plotting an escape is permitted in this Asylum. Whether or not the plan they come up with can be successful is another matter. :stop:
CC, were you a moderator at one point, or did I just assume that, because you are/were in charge of the Asylum? ???To be a mod, you have to be part of the team, and since I can't provide anything useful to the team, I can't join them. :-\ But yes, I've always been in charge of the Asylum, in fact, IIRC, I founded the original one too. ;D
CC, were you a moderator at one point, or did I just assume that, because you are/were in charge of the Asylum? ???To be a mod, you have to be part of the team, and since I can't provide anything useful to the team, I can't join them. :-\ But yes, I've always been in charge of the Asylum, in fact, IIRC, I founded the original one too. ;D
One more question. How did racx end up being your assistent? ???After he was discharged from the Asylum, he applied for the job and I accepted. :yes:
After he was discharged from the Asylum, he applied for the job and I accepted. :yes:The fact that Jason created a new Asylum for you might have something to do with you accepting his job application I think :-\ :D
After all, I couldn't keep track of where every patient's room was located in the Asylum, so occasionally one might end up in the wrong one. :-\
Funny, ten minutes ago, you said you were headed to bed...and you're still here! :P
Not that I don't like having you around...but you're pulling a me!
SAY!! Rob's copying me!!
Funny, ten minutes ago, you said you were headed to bed...and you're still here! :P
Not that I don't like having you around...but you're pulling a me!
SAY!! Rob's copying me!!
you do know that I hold you fully responsible for me not sleeping at this moment ;-D :P
*blames Daniel for the remaining 3 hours*
thnx!! :D
Who said I actually wanted to surpass Rob the Hottie??
Who said I actually wanted to surpass Rob the Hottie??
A person is always hardest on himself...so you're not allowed an opinion!
we do? how can i surpass myself then? :-\
And you're not allowed to dispute! A person is always hardest on himself...so you're not allowed an opinion!
we do? how can i surpass myself then? :-\
easy, just post once more. XD
And you're not allowed to dispute! A person is always hardest on himself...so you're not allowed an opinion!
I'm not listening
*put's fingers in his ears*
lalalallalala ::)
*waits for Rob to get a hold of this post* :suffer:
LN is gone! Yes! Now he'll no longer be a problem in surpassing us!! Mwahahahahahah!
;P
*get scared* :o :o
yeah!! we need you!! cuz else the other ppl are getting angry at us for spreeing :D :P
And why would they get mad at us??
Oh yeah...they're the ones who might have to split the threads! :suffer:
don't need to apologize, I am responsible for my own actions
LN, the reason I stopped posting...first off, didn't realize it had been three min. anyone besides you had posted. I'm sorry, but I was IMing Rob making him go to bed.
don't need to apologize, I am responsible for my own actions
I thought it was my fault. :'(
don't need to apologize, I am responsible for my own actions
I thought it was my fault. :'(
don't need to apologize, I am responsible for my own actions
I thought it was my fault. :'(
naww, just teasing :P
And why would they get mad at us??
Oh yeah...they're the ones who might have to split the threads! :suffer:
Actually, after Neil sees this, it might be me! XD
Well, if I'm still a moderator by then. :-\
:suffer: and more! !!!
;D
I look around the Asylum and see insane people :P, i look at myself and i see a sane person ;D, that is being corrupted by the insane ones :-\
don't need to apologize, I am responsible for my own actions
I thought it was my fault. :'(
naww, just teasing :P
YAY! ;D
*waits for Neil to fire him*
excellent point Leanne!! :DWatch it, you! :bomb:
Now that the pumpkin's detached from my mind(hopefully), am I sane? XDYou're released from the Asykum, but on probation, which means I'll still be keeping an eye on you, to see the pumpkin doesn't surface again.
Pfffffffffffffhahahahahahahahaha :P. Poor Jason :(. He's gotten so insane that he doesn't even know it :no: ;)Ahem, excuse me, but who said you're qualified to assess a person's (in)sane-ness? :evil:
Watch it, you! :bomb:are you going to explode Bob? :o :o :-\
Now that the pumpkin's detached from my mind(hopefully), am I sane? XDYou're released from the Asykum, but on probation, which means I'll still be keeping an eye on you, to see the pumpkin doesn't surface again.
Hmmmm....interesting. His siggy in the Infamous Adventurers forum is:
I'm a Fire Breathing Pumpkin!
Well, I copied and pasted it straight from the IA website as of 6:40 this morning. Just checked it again...here it is:
Signature I'm a Fire Breathing Pumpkin!
On DA, your siggy is:
Join the Kings Quest 9 forum, and meet...
THE FIRE BREATHING PUMPKIN!!!
Just thought CC would like to know :P
You know, I've never seen a forum with an offical asylum before. This is impressive...in a insane sort of way.
LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE-HEADED MONKEY!
*runs*
He thinks once he enters the Asylum, that he can leave.You can't keep me in here! I'll blow up the door! I'll use my awesome ninja skillz! I'll do something! And you can't stop me! :suffer:
Sad. :no:
I'm not insane. ;D Well, I'll be seeing you... *Tries to walk out*
Whaaaaaaaatever. ::) You'll have to tie me in a sack to bring me back in here.
Voice in my head. Baloney. ::) Unless someone here has psychic powers, I don't think I'll hear any voices. *Flys away*
Whaaaaaaaatever. ::) You'll have to tie me in a sack to bring me back in here.
Jafar Today at 11:21:58pm Viewing the thread Re:The Official KQIX Asylum.
I'm not insane. ;D Well, I'll be seeing you... *Tries to walk out*
Even if you leave the forum, the voice of the Asylum will echo through your mind, till the day you return.
There is NO escape.
:suffer:
P.S. Swift, what did you expect inside an Asylum, besides madness?
Don't worry, hun. I'm not planning on eating him! Just the mention of marshmallows made me crave s'mores. And to show you that I'm not planning on eating the big marshmallow...
/me pulls out a bag of store-bought marshmallows
Don't worry, hun. I'm not planning on eating him! Just the mention of marshmallows made me crave s'mores. And to show you that I'm not planning on eating the big marshmallow...
/me pulls out a bag of store-bought marshmallows
so... instead of eating him, you are going to eat his kin? :o ::)
no rob you are not leaving the asylum till you get a mental disease :P, and afterwards you would be like too wacko to go out ;P
so lesseeee we need a mental disease for you, lets wait for bob to give out his deep comments on the matter :P
are you going to explode Bob? :o :o :-\No, but that bomb might be coming your way if you do that again. :evil:
Released? I was a patient? ???Ofcourse you were! You didn't think I'd let a split personality like you were, free walking around, do you?
Well, I copied and pasted it straight from the IA website as of 6:40 this morning. Just checked it again...here it is:CC does not need to know that kind of information to form his judgement. LN is free to whoose his other siggies, as long as the one on this forum is OK. 8)
Signature I'm a Fire Breathing Pumpkin!
On DA, your siggy is:
Join the Kings Quest 9 forum, and meet...
THE FIRE BREATHING PUMPKIN!!!
Just thought CC would like to know :P
You can't keep me in here! I'll blow up the door! I'll use my awesome ninja skillz! I'll do something! And you can't stop me! :suffer:Oh dear. Ninja skillz, what will my highly specialized ninja cats do? :stop:
hmmm... I think we have someone that is dillusional.... tsss, fly away, thinking he ahs escaped.Unfortunately, most of the patients go through that stage at least once during their stay. There's nothing I can do about that. However, I'll try to cure him, I never back away, not even when the task ahead seems difficult. I've cured worse. 8)
Bob!! can you cure him? release him from his illusions? :-\
I looked, but couldn't find his mental disease. Did he ever have one? ???Who? Rob? No, he's just a visitor, who popped in now and then to visit Say.
/me takes a bite out of a marshmallow
mmmmm...probably didn't need that sugar though!
I looked, but couldn't find his mental disease. Did he ever have one? ???
Where do you keep the gunpowder in this place?
Can I have a small barrel of gunpowder please?
*hands Jafar some sulphurYuck. This stuff smells like a spoiled egg. :P
/me hisses in Rob's direction
I'm just going to grab my bag of marshmallows and go eat them in peace!
:o :o :o .....noone told him the glass wall is 5 metres thick?? :-\If I keep hitting my head like this, I will be insane. Has anyone ever escaped this place before?
are you okay? :-\
later they found out they were still in there cellThat isn't very reassuring. I don't have a cell, so that gets me some time...
* B'rrr noticed that Jafar has gained a star !!Cool! No more silly adventures for me. Now I have a real job.
/me hisses in Rob's direction
I'm just going to grab my bag of marshmallows and go eat them in peace!
poo!! it's your own fault!! ...hides the bag from Cat
/me wonders how someone could ever vote for Cat beeing the sanest person on the forum when she acts like a real cat ::) :suffer: ;-D
Quotelater they found out they were still in there cellThat isn't very reassuring. I don't have a cell, so that gets me some time...
/me wonders if Cat has MPD since her other personality takes over when she doesn't get what she wants ::) :P
I can't give you back your bag Cat, I don't have it anymore, i've released the marshmallows ::) ;-D
/me wonders how someone could ever vote for Cat beeing the sanest person on the forum when she acts like a real cat ::) :suffer: ;-D
I only act like a real cat when I want something that was taken from me...
We just make our own, or at least I do. ;DYou might make your own, but you're most definitely not bringing it inhere. :sneaky:
::) ::) Bob?? :P ....is that true?? :-\Ofcourse he has a cell, I just don't know which one (that's my assistant's job). :pokerface:
there are more kinds of mpd ::)I suffer from MPO. 8)
she hisses and she admits she is acting as a Cat... besides she jumps like a cat too :-\Does she also land on her feet when she jumps? ::)
she hisses and she admits she is acting as a Cat... besides she jumps like a cat too :-\Does she also land on her feet when she jumps? ::)
And my entire therapy staff says Cat does not suffer from MPD. :D
Rob, how do you know that I jump like a cat?? ;D Oh! You mean my pouncing?? :P
nope, she didn't landed on her feet but on me :-\ :'(In that case, she can't be real cat.
btw how many ppl does your therapy staff consist of? and why does the staff evaluate Cat? is she in therapy?Sorry, Rob, but the number of my thrapy staff that's classified information. And they evaluated Cat because someone claimed she had MPD. ;)
Thanks, CC. I'm glad the staff agrees that I don't have MPD! I didn't think so!No problem Cat, always happy to help a feline-inclined member. :yes:
/me decides to sharpen her clawsExcuse me, but no violence is permitted in the Asylum.
/me decides to sharpen her clawsExcuse me, but no violence is permitted in the Asylum.
/me sends a security detail to protect Rob.
believes she is a vampire
I do not enjoy murdering teddy bears. I would NEVER hurt Orli!! That was just for picture purposes! And CC has even claimed that I'm not insane! So there!
I do not enjoy murdering teddy bears. I would NEVER hurt Orli!! That was just for picture purposes! And CC has even claimed that I'm not insane! So there!You know that i supplied the list, which means you know that i would say something about the Teddy bear :P
What's yer point? :D
(buys CC a "Using Quote Tags 101" textbook)That is not because I don't know how to use quote tags, but because I, for some reason or another, failed to re-read my post properly, such as Linux crashing whilst I'm trying to install a new graphics driver. :-\
You really stuffed up the "Posting Positions" thread, hon.
well, if you watches that website you would notice that CC is a patient too, dilusional.... so, perhaps you are not as sane as CC thinks ::) :PIt would seem my assistent did some alterations to the last list I saw and failed to clear them by me first.
CC is on that list because when i made it CC was obssesed with hitting on ladies :D, also Say told me that i should put him cos hes loopy ;), lolIf I may just observe you put Say on the list too. 8)
It's not the fact that he likes me that makes him insane, it's the fact that he seems to prefer stalking me over the other available forum ladies. ;)I've assessed the other forum ladies, I even once tried to hit on Cat and Kimmie, but they turned me down, so naturally I reverted back to you. And, as I've said before, love makes someone crazy, not insane. :lovegoggles:
And any fellow whom I would be a "perfect match" for is thereby unhinged compared to the average male. What's yer point? :DThere is no such thing as 'The Average male', and there most certainly aren't anyone close to that on this forum. :P
If I may just observe you put Say on the list too. 8)I had to bring down both of my bosses ;D
I had to bring down both of my bosses ;D:furious:
Good for you :PI'm not one to hold a grudge, so getting to blow some steam off was quite refreshing. :stabs:
oh i think something just hit me in the head :-\Oh dear, I wonder where that came from. :angel:
That is not because I don't know how to use quote tags, but because I, for some reason or another, failed to re-read my post properly, such as Linux crashing whilst I'm trying to install a new graphics driver. :-\
I've assessed the other forum ladies, I even once tried to hit on Cat and Kimmie, but they turned me down, so naturally I reverted back to you. And, as I've said before, love makes someone crazy, not insane. :lovegoggles:
There is no such thing as 'The Average male', and there most certainly aren't anyone close to that on this forum. :P
No you're not! *huggles* I'll blame it on the distance between us!You can blame the long distance, but we know the truth :-\
No you're not! *huggles* I'll blame it on the distance between us!You can blame the long distance, but we know the truth :-\
(thinks about all the other times CC has stuffed up quote tags)*Thinks about all the times he has corrected stuffed up quote tags* (no, I don't preview) If you take the ratio between the quote tags I stuff up and the quote tags that eventually get through my own screening, you'll find it to be very low.
Uh-huh. Sure, hon. (pats)
I've turned you down too... doesn't seem to bother you. ;PYou have? I hadn't noticed yet. :P And things can change too...
'Tis true that the men here seem more amenable to intelligent women, but I dunno about the rest of my negative qualities.Your positive qualities far outweigh the negative ones.
*Thinks about all the times he has corrected stuffed up quote tags* (no, I don't preview) If you take the ratio between the quote tags I stuff up and the quote tags that eventually get through my own screening, you'll find it to be very low.
You have? I hadn't noticed yet. :P And things can change too...
Your positive qualities far outweigh the negative ones.
Perhaps, but you still stuff them up to begin with, at a fairly constant rate. :PWell, at least I'm constant (I can't even think of the proper Dutch word at this time, let alone it's English translation), as opposed to people who change their behavior a lot. 8)
And I think your main problem is that the only available girl on the forum who would likely consider herself old to date you is Storm... and, er, Storm doesn't strike me as the romantic type, to put it mildly.My psychological age is too young for Storm, I'm pretty sure.
Perhaps, but you still stuff them up to begin with, at a fairly constant rate. :PWell, at least I'm constant (I can't even think of the proper Dutch word at this time, let alone it's English translation), as opposed to people who change their behavior a lot. 8)
Well, at least I'm constant (I can't even think of the proper Dutch word at this time, let alone it's English translation), as opposed to people who change their behavior a lot. 8)
My psychological age is too young for Storm, I'm pretty sure.
Consistent, is likely the word you seek. Though I'm uncertain how much honor can be found in being consistently wrong...Yes it was. And I can find honor in being consistent, yes, no matter in what.
Well, therein lies another problem, perhaps. I think women may have difficulty taking a man who doesn't act his age seriously, no matter how old or young he may be in comparison to they.What age should I act as? My biological, my psychological or the one it says on my ID-card?
Seeing as how he got pretty cheesed off, I obviously have at least a few negative qualities. ::)And do those negative qualities earn you a place in the KQ Asylum? :pokerface:
What age should I act as? My biological, my psychological or the one it says on my ID-card?
And do those negative qualities earn you a place in the KQ Asylum? :pokerface:
I'm a perfectionist
CC=my new archenemyCC=My new archenemy and old boss :-\
8)
Koko belongs in there because of her kissing obsession, and Rob because he is insanely in love
*starts scrubbing floor and muttering* sarcasm...I hate sarcasm...it just drips, and forms puddles, and gets all over the place, especially when people start walking through it. Then it gets tracked onto the parts of the floor I've already cleaned up...(mutter, mutter, mutter), I can't believe these people could be so inconsiderate like that!* Q!! Wipe that sarcasm off your feet before you walk through here! I just cleaned it up! NO! I said, wipe your feet!! *mutters some more about people not following instructions* Hey, what's that in the corner...*eyes light up, devious smile* It's a baseball bat...*rubs hands together deviously*
Cat
Current Patients are:
Renfrew
Mango
J-ROC
Koko
Racx aka Jason aka Satan
B'rrr
Say
Yonkey
Storm
Oldbushie
Cesar Bittar
So far that is all but if there are more that need to be added Copycat will let me know so i can post the new patients ;D
Jael is a free patient, she wanted to be in the Asylum herself, but she can go out again any time she wants.
hee, there was a mix up ; \ CC clarified 237462 times that i am not. and never was, insane ::) ;-D
I would like to take exception to Jeysie's rule that guys should act their age!LOL!
Old people should not act "like" old people. Then they'd be boring. 17 year old should not act "like" 17 year olds--then all they care about (quite literally) is sex.
Because acting "like" an age is based off of stereotypes of that age.
Thank you, I'm finished now. :)
That didn't stop racx from trying to convince people you were insane. XDI try to get people to see from my point of view :P, and from my point of view Rob is an insane man waiting to be cracked open with a lead pipe :P ::) :suffer:
Heh. It's been a while since I owned one, but there are a few varieties that look clicky (http://www.spacepen.com/usa/products/index.htm).AFAIK, none of the spacepens was clicky. :(You can't do that, he's not even a patient yet!He's not? I suppose that's what you get when your assistant is absent. Strange, considering the way he (Zero-G)'s been behaving lately.
Anyway, that can soon be fixed....
/me writes zero-G's name on the patient list.
There, happy now?
Probably because it's easier to claim one of your alter ego's is insane rather than you yourself. XDYeah that is correct :D
Chronological age, preferably...I think my psychological age is closer to my biological age than my biological age is to my chonological. ::)
I'm extremely stubborn, I dislike accepting aid or gifts, I talk about myself too much, I talk too much in general, I act like a know-it-all, I complain too much, I get angry and frustrated easily, I look for the problems in everything, I'm shy, I'm too cautious, I'm a perfectionist...Stubborn-ness is not a mental illness. Disliking accepting aid or gifts is borderline. Talking about oneself is not necessarily a sign of mental illness, it depends on what you say about yourself. THe same applies to talking about other things. Some people seem to think I'm a know it all, does that mean I act like it too? IRK I get frustrated easily too. I solve the problems in everything. I'm shy, cautious too (you should see the list of my pre-defined cookies, I think the ratio of 'never accept'/'always accept' is about 90/10), but no perfectionist.
CC=my new archenemyYes! :evil:
8)
CC=My new archenemy and old boss :-\/me fires Racx
Looks like a dilemma (sp?) for me :-\
I just meant that people shouldn't act immature for their age... at least not on a regular basis. If a 30-year-old claims to naturally act younger than he is, then he's acting immature to some degree.There's a an awful amount of consciousness behind my behavioral patterns, so I would like to retract my previous statement about that, the fact I don't look 30 remains in place. 8)
...
And acting mature doesn't mean being boring or not having fun. You can be mature and goofy/silly at the same time... the difference between that and being immaturely goofy/silly is the amount of conscious intent and awareness behind it. (i.e. the mature person is being goofy/silly on purpose because it's an appropriate time to have fun.)
Never knew there was a such thing, as a free patient. XDYes, there are those who I admitted to stop them nagging about it. Jeysie was another one of those, but since I just released her she no longer is. :pleased:
If so... your a copycat... Go steal *that* name. :PI'm a copycat! :devil: ;D
Probably because it's easier to claim one of your alter ego's is insane rather than you yourself. XDNone of my alter ego's is insane. :yes:
(I don't think "sieg heil" would go down very well with a more than a few people in this world ;))When I was watching the results from the last election, I'd think there are more than a few people in Flanders who that would go down with very well. >:(
Look! Rob said "poo" again! I'm a trend-setter! 8)Using the word 'poo' a lot is also not a sign of mental illness. Poo! *starts getting :sleepy: Where did that 'Night' Owl'-thread go?*
No i dont want to be fired, im not with LN on hating you ;D, ill keep you as my boss and LN as my defender friend, but i wont join Mango ;) :DCC=My new archenemy and old boss :-\/me fires Racx
Looks like a dilemma (sp?) for me :-\
dilemma fixed :X
*Marches into the war room and starts planning his grand escape from the asylum*
They'll never keep me in here!
(I don't think "sieg heil" would go down very well with a more than a few people in this world ;))When I was watching the results from the last election, I'd think there are more than a few people in Flanders who that would go down with very well. >:(
Shadow,
about your comment, you're absolutly correct
what amuses me is that you made a comment which he replied to, so... now you both know you shouldn't discuss stuff as such around here, and please don't repeat it again, thanks.
I need a new war room. This one smells like beetloaf. :P
I blame that on it being 6:17am when I posted it!!
Probably a better fate than to suffer at the hands of the brutal Asylum staff whose treatment has resulted in patients getting worse, not better! ;)You're a fine example of that! ;P
I respectfully request that you do not degrade me.Ditto that for our Asylum patients. 8)
Mind you, one consolation is that I dragged someone down to hell with me!I regularly drag myself into things I shouldn't really get dragged into. ::)
Probably a better fate than to suffer at the hands of the brutal Asylum staff whose treatment has resulted in patients getting worse, not better! ;)Hey! :o
*Opens the door to the asylum**sigh* ...and still people think the door to our garden in the center of the complex is a door to the outside.
*Looks around*
*Walks out*
I can't believe it was that simple! This isn't some sort of trick is it?
*Silence*
Guess not. *Leaves*
...and in the garden there are Mango trees :DIIRC they were all removed some time ago. Or did you start planiing them again just now? :sneaky:
Did Jafar make the list?Of course not, I wasn't registered when the list was made. :P
Shadow, that only made me *more* convinced you're a spy
Garden? *Goes back through the door*Strange, last time I checked all the walls patients could reach were padded, to precent patients from hurting themselves (there was one particular patient who kept banging his head to the wall, so it was very necessary). He must have fainted from the acceleration.
*Looks up at the glowing EXIT sign over the door*
Someone must be playing pranks here...
(It looks like I have only one choice... Break the wall down! If I can go from 0Mph to lightspeed in a few seconds, I can)~BAM~ (Break my neck without even making a dent in the stupid wall. I have a bad headache...)
I didn't think that would work... *faint*
Remember; apply trreatment to stablise any wounds that have been caused as a result of the fracturing before applying any splints (is it cold in the Asylum?, if so DO NOT apply a metal splint in a cold climate) Actually, do not apply a splint, HOLD the head PERFECTLY STILL.Thank you for that extensive treatment procedure but I can assure you my medical staff is perfectly trained for such procedures. And as I've stated before, the injury he sustained can't be that bad, due to the padding.
With a neck fracture then ensure he gets to hospital A.S.A.P (a proper hospital, the Asylum will not do) as in a survial situation (as it is in the Asylum) a neck fracture will usually be fatal. Keep his airways open, remove any vomit by scooping it out of the mouth and ensure his head does not move (you could cause paralysis that way if the base of the skull is almost coming away from the top of the spine, that WILL kill him.)
Daniel has nothing to do with you beeing in the Asylum or not
The one thing you guys aren't remembering, though, is that I'm not a patient in the asylum...ask CC and LN...You currently arent a patient :D, you are sane ;)
The one thing you guys aren't remembering, though, is that I'm not a patient in the asylum...ask CC and LN...You currently arent a patient :D, you are sane ;)
QuoteDaniel has nothing to do with you beeing in the Asylum or not
Thanks. :)
*stays out of conversation*
Cat's got a knife. :S
*hides*
Yeah, Renfrew, youve never ever had an identity crisis. Hey guys, do you think Pindarus has had an identity crisis?Now thats just off-topic.
No..? only Mary Jane has? OK, your good. :D
Now thats just off-topic.Woo! Mary Jane's back! !!!
Dont be meanie to Cat :(
yeah, but Bob's cat are kinda brainwashed I guess... :-\If you mean they can't be brided then yes, they're brainwashed. And besides, aren't we all brainwashed in some way nowadays?
The one thing you guys aren't remembering, though, is that I'm not a patient in the asylum...ask CC and LN...No, you're not, and neither is Rob at that. But I don't get what LN has to do with the Asylum-patients. The list he got came from racx, the only thing he did was upload it to his website.
I never had an identity crisis. I was never delusional.But ofcourse you do/are.
But I don't get what LN has to do with the Asylum-patients.
*gasp* :'(Psst, I think he's waiting for you to call him insane back. ;P
I guess I'll be ok with that classification...as long as we realize I'm not a patient in the asylum! ::)
Im the only one here that isnt insane! ;DThose pics of you (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?action=display;board=37;threadid=1125;start=1020#msg79514) in the Silly Ugly Mug Thread beg to differ. ;P
yeah, some mistakes are made ::) :PMistakes? What, where? There is no mistaking Cat's sanity. 8)
/me watches his big screen tv in the visitors area and sees Jafar been torn apart by cats!!Too bad that wasn't what happened in reality. Although it is true Jafar was immedialy 'subdued' by my cat security team, there's was no tearing of any sorts involved. :scholar:
gross!! :X
Maybe CC should be in the Asylum. :pokerface:But I am in the Asylum, just not as a patient.
;) So whos in charge of the Asylum if CC's a patient? Feel free to make me the Asylum Manager. Im the only one here that isnt insane! ;DThere's Rob, and Cat... And besides, I have already stated the list provided by racx was not approved by myself and is therefor not 100% accurate.
Too bad that wasn't what happened in reality. Although it is true Jafar was immedialy 'subdued' by my cat security team, there's was no tearing of any sorts involved. :scholar:
The list that is on LN's site at this current time has been approved by CC ;D, because Cat has been removed from it and unfortunately i was told to remove CC from the list :'( ;) :P
/me wonders who puts those fake tapes in the video ::) :PActually, there are no cameras in the Security room, so some of my cats decided to try and 'act' it, unfortuntely, they lost their temper with the provided doll and shred it to pieces. :-\
ieehp!! this thread is renamed!! :oI can see your subject has been altered, but on my side everything is still the same. :yes:
well there are a few new posts added at the beginning of this thread and they were named Asylum ....but now the first postname is edited again, so it's kinda back to normal :P*Tabs back to the 1st page* Ah yes, I see the mods have been busy again slicing& moving. :sneaky:
ps. it's a shame of that perfectly good doll :-\Yes, well you know how cats react when they see something 'woolly'. ::) O I guess it could somehow be expected, but nevertheless I have reprimanded the cats in question for their in appropriate behavior. ;-D
Hooray for sanedom.I see, have you come to visit your former fellow patients?
It takes a while to get it...I think I read it about four times...I still don't get it, but then again, who cares? I certainly don't! ;-D
(although Bob denies that those things ever took place)No, I put those things in their correct perspective. 8)
define correct?? your perspective don't have to be the correct one... at least not (always) for me :P ;-DIf it has something to to with what you see in my Asylum, and more particularly on the tv-screens, you have to take into account not everything is what it seems at first.
Visitors visit too often :P, we should make some visiting hours :P, the insane patients need their rest XDThat's going to be hard, depending on all the different time-zones the visitors might come in. However, I don't perceive anything wrong with visitors coming in too often. I don't get any complaints from my psychiatrists/psychologists telling me their sessions are being interrupted (which is ofcourse impossible, since nobody from the outside is allowed into a therpay session once it's started. And those who're on 'the inside' don't take requests either.)
Yeah! Especially Rob with his obsession of stabbing the poor Suffer smilies! :stabs: ;Phardly an obsession, I only do this forum a favor.... you on the other hand can't seem to resist posting those dreaded smileys in response of my posts ::) ::)
you on the other hand can't seem to resist posting those dreaded smileys in response of my posts ::) ::)It's not my fault you keep asking for spoilers. :P
/me thinks it is better to talk to Neil over msn or in chamber, where there aren't any suffers mileys ...yet :PYup, not yet. :suffer: But there are other equally useful smileys that I use there. XD
It's not my fault you keep asking for spoilers. :P
Yup, not yet. :stabs: But there are other equally useful smileys that I use there. XDperhaps just as useful but those doesn't hurt that much... :-\
it is!! it is!! :( :( :'( ...if you post spoilers regulary, I wouldn't have to ask for it ::) :PIf I posted them regularly, I would be fired from the team. :P
, and Cat should be re-admitted until proven not guilty ;)That's not the way things are run around here, my dear assistant. Since Cat wasn't admitted, she can't be re-admitted, and I haven't seen any behavior from Cat that demands she be put into the Asylum.
Unless there was something between them(you?) and the Asylum, I threw them into the Asylum. :PThat would be the door between the visitor's lounge and the patient's common room.
That's not the way things are run around here, my dear assistant. Since Cat wasn't admitted, she can't be re-admitted, and I haven't seen any behavior from Cat that demands she be put into the Asylum.Cat and Rob are insane together :-\, you visit a thread 5 minutes after they have accessed it and they have each posted atleast 20 times each :P, and some of the conversations are so friggin weird :no: :-\
Warlock on the other hand, he needs to admitted asap.
Cat and Rob are insane together :-\, you visit a thread 5 minutes after they have accessed it and they have each posted atleast 20 times each :P, and some of the conversations are so friggin weird :no: :-\Posting a lot isn't considered insane, and especially not if it's required in response to Rob's bid to reach 10,000 posts by the end of this year. Furthermore, they (the posts) may be weird, but that does not constitute any insanity (from the authors) either. 8)
Anyway, I'm keeping Rob under close observation from now on, because he seems to have become deviously insane lately.
Posting a lot isn't considered insane, and especially not if it's required in response to Rob's bid to reach 10,000 posts by the end of this year. Furthermore, they (the posts) may be weird, but that does not constitute any insanity (from the authors) either. 8)But I am allowed to be locked in the asylum for posting in large amounts ???, and for talking to myself :o :no:
...I never said you were talking to yourself :-\ :S ...do you hear those voices often??You were implying she did
/me looks around :S :S :S...More devious behavior...
*sigh*
/me thinks he just found another example... :)
But I am allowed to be locked in the asylum for posting in large amounts ???, and for talking to myself :o :no:Atm, you are not locked in the Asylum, but can move about freely. 8)
You had multiple personalities at the time...I'm sure that contributed to your being locked in the Asylum. :PProbably, although it's been so long I can't remember.
You were implying she didthat is something wayy different!! besides it is not something I said but what I thought. 2 different things..
...More devious behavior...*looks up the word devious*
that is something wayy different!! besides it is not something I said but what I thought. 2 different things..That's the whole idea of implying something, the fact you don't say it out loud, but it can be drived from what you did say out loud, and therefor is also admissible in analyses.
hmmm, devious doesn't have to do anything with insanity, besides I dispute the fact I'm devious!! >:(True, but then again, you're deviously insane, so that's the connection.
:P
Robs as insane as I used to be XDYou were deviously insane too? Strange, I think I'd remember something like that. 8)
*checks in at asylum, goes to old cell, sits down.*Were you out on probation? What did you do that violated your probation? And it's so nice if you to voluntarily come back, even though it's just so sharpen your escaping-skills.
Now, to plot my escape!
CC, can I have a spoon?
*is still trapped in a cage* Can someone help me out of here?I would gladly assist you, it's just that I have to try my best to avoid being hit by those poles, without trying to get you free. :-[
I prepared for that response.Ofcourse you did, you tried that trick before, and I responded exactly the same as before.
I'm sorry, its broken. My food is too hard. I need something stronger, like a metal spoon.In that case, I must reprimand the cook. Tell you what, I'll go and get something else for you, and I will see if you can use it with a plastic spoon without breaking that spoon. :pleased:
*meditates on plastic spoon until molecular bonds are rearranged and it becomes metal**turns on the powerful magnet located at the ceiling of Pindarus's cell*
All better now, thanks anyway.
What if we stick you in our inescapable cell. It's foolproof. :PWho is this we you keep talking about? And no patient is sticking another patient in any cell. It would be no use anyway, only staff has the keys to those cell, and you're not it!
We, is an unnamed entity has the power to do that. :PUnnamed entities do not have any jurisdiction in the KQIX Asylum, especially now that the Manager is a Fannatic Groupie!
I recommend you check yourself into the nearest mental asylum OR join the Gambit Guild to be with likeminded lunatics. ;)
Great, he's powermad now. ::)J'm not that fannatic. After all, I have to uphold at least some form of authority here in this Asylum.
*checks himself in XD ;P*refers LN to the Gambit treatment center, since his Asylum is not suited for these nutcakes*
CC kicked me out of the Asylum... :'(I ddn't *kick* you anywhere, you were escorted to the Gambit treatment center, what you did after that, is not my responsibility.
/me joins the Gambit Guild :D
join the Gambit Guild to be with likeminded lunatics. ;)
Ha! You lie like a rug! :PReally :o :P
Whatever. The point is, I have proof that you fooled me. AND I have witnesses, if I ever need them.Witnesses? You mean all those other Asylum patients? Surely you must be joking about their validity. 8)
Shoot! Bob is always one step ahead of us.. Sometimes he seems kind of evil...µ
Don't worry. What he doesn't know, won't hurt you. ;D*looks through the videotapes (actually, they're CD+RW's, but who cares?) that were recorded during his absence (read all about it in my current MSN-display name).* You really should be more careful when you're trying to bribe my assistant you know. 8)
I'll keep it a secret.
I think the asylum needs more food ::), not enough food is given to patients ::)Y? Maybe they're given too much food, for all I know, and that's how the Asylum got low on food supplies. :scholar:
*breaks into the asylum to free Jafar but.......... gets captured by Bob's deadly team of cats ;P
Hmm since i was never officially admitted to this place can i check myself out?Just walk out :D, he can't do anything if it ain't official
Anyone mind breaking me outta here?These cats are phreaking me out.Catnip? (quickly moves catnip behind his back and gives it to a cat standing behind him) See? No catnip! :D
oh CC didn't see you there I was just reading a script from that new t.v. show its crazy.NO im not trying to break outta here.what are you doing with that catnip?HELP!!!!!!!
Just walk out :D, he can't do anything if it ain't officialTrying to free someone from the Asylum is no mental illness, so Lil'Maniac is free to go, but he really should think about coming just to visit Jafar in the future, instead of trying to break him out. That way he will have a lot less trouble like he did now. Really, just barging into the cat's leisure room unannounced is not the right way in... 8)
By the way CC can i have a copy of the blueprints to this asylum? I just want to help you out....You should let him have a copy. He's trustworthy. He certainly wouldn't try anything. ;-D
By the way CC can i have a copy of the blueprints to this asylum? I just want to help you out....My Asylum is in perfect shape as it is, I see no need for help.
*Dances around then teleports out*/me is lucky he installed teleport-reflecting coating to the walls, so Pindarus's teleport signal is diverted to the Asylum garden.
/me blows the door down, then escapes! ;DWhy are you posting hypothetical situations? First of all, you can't smuggle any type of explosive into the Asylum without at least triggering the alarm. Secondly, my doors are blast-resistant. What do you take me for?
If you try to escape Bob says that your hallucinating ::)Don't try to get into my head, because it won't work.
Bob is a liar, a fraud, a cheat, and a lying fraudulent cheat. >:(You kinda repeated yourself there. That Ph. D that's hanging on my office wall is not a fraud though, nor did I cheat during the exams I had to take to get it or lie my way through my profession to keep it. 8)
:P
See? This is all his big scam!If we're talking scam-wise, I've got some nice 419's in my 419-folder. :P
Hey! Don't hijack my tea party and turn it into something else.Ahem, actually it's you who invaded my Asylum.
Tea Party, Barbeque, what's next? A picnic?NP, the Asylum's garden is the perfect place for a picnic. 8)
So? It's not like either of them have been around here much lately.The fact that I'm not online does not mean I don't tape everything that goes on with my Asylum and watch at a later stage, just to see what mad things the patients tried to do this time to escape. :suffer:
Er, yes they have. It's only a matter of time before Bob comes in see whats been happening. :PAnd so I just did. 8)
Its a good thing I'm just visiting the crazy people here ::)Or, are the crazy people visiting you? :scholar:
Its a good thing I'm just visiting the crazy people here ::)Or, are the crazy people visiting you? :scholar:
;P
I always thought the office WAS a nut house ::)What office? :pokerface:
YOUR office, silly. :PMy office is not a house, it's just a room.
[size=0.01]on a side note: CCs office is so big that it CAN be called a house ;B[/size]*CC thinks about taking a pic of his office and posting it in this thread so anyone can see it's not that big.*
turkey chicken
/me starts filling up his plates with the foodYou have multiple plates? :o
Yes, and considering what Raforever ate, that's probably a good thing.
And I'm still hungry...Now, now, there's no need to start staring at the food in other people's plate(s). There's still plenty on the serving table. 8)
* stares at the food in LN's plate(s)
*gets out mood altering water*/me swipes water out of JIW's hands :sweating:
*starts eating the serving table (food, plates, wood, metals etc) XD
maybe roberta williams is coming on board,
to answer phones, get coffee and the such
*is Roberta*.Oh dear. A relapse... :sweating:
the guard cats are pushy, and Bob won't admit that he's insane and should be a patient! :-\My guard cats wouldn't be that pushy if you followed regulations a bit better. And I'm not insane, I'm just mildly crazy, a prerequisite for this job. :P
I don't think I'm a patient at the moment ;) Been so long since I've said anything in the Asylum that I honestly couldn't tell you :PDue to recent statements consider yourself re-admitted.
He never would admit to his insanity.Why should I admit to something I'm not?
Strange, then how come I think of myself as insane? Does that mean I'm actually sane? ;D
/me posts a quote, then walks offPlease don't quote out of context. :stabs:
My guard cats wouldn't be that pushy if you followed regulations a bit better.Maybe if I liked the regulations better, I'd follow them. ;P
Erm... *hands you some room spray and a red crayon* Good luck with Bob.Thanks. This is just what I need. ;D
I don't think I'm a patient at the moment ;) Been so long since I've said anything in the Asylum that I honestly couldn't tell you :P
Due to recent statements consider yourself re-admitted.
/me appears having been alarmed of the situation by a concerned member of the forum.*is Roberta*.Oh dear. A relapse... :sweating:
*cats in white suits start appearing from every corner to drag MM back to the Asylum*
/me disappears again, (leaving this forum-part once more until further notice,) and re-appears only moments later in the Asylum-thread.
*steps foward nervously*
I, well, um...I can explain everything.
You see, Racx made a deal with me. If I get someone into the Asylum, he'll pay for the pizza for two months. :P
You were the first one I saw, so.....
DON'T EAT ME! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I'M SOOORRYYYY!! :'(:help:
Keys to the Crazy BusHuh? Where did you get those?
Oh, and can I have my old room back? That one was comfy.Ofcourse you can. 8)
Everyone loves a Manpurse.Ofcourse.
Want a manpurse?
Huh? Where did you get those?I've had them since I started singing Crazy Bus. ::)
Oh, and FYI, even the Crazy Bus can't get inhere. There's no bus stop.
*JiW attempts to escape......by walking out the front doorWhat brother? And oh, BTW, that wasn't the front door. :P 8) You don't really think my guards would let you out on such a lame excuse, do you? 8)
Don't mind me guards, i was just visiting my twin-finalfantasydespising-nutjob-brother :P
COPYCAT DOESN'T GET A MANPURSE >:(That was not a friendly request, that was just my way of showing you that since you are using those manpurses in illegal activities, they should be confiscated.*In the confusion, one of the mapurses is dropped and the zipper moves a bit**snatches them all back*
*Jafar unzips the purse and runs out of it*
It was scary! :(
*In the confusion, one of the mapurses is dropped and the zipper moves a bit*I was just about to get to that, but I'm glad you found your own way out. :scholar:
*Jafar unzips the purse and runs out of it*
It was scary! :(
Hey Bob, can I have a map of the Asylum? I keep getting lost on the way to the kitchen.
Hey Bob, can I have a map of the Asylum? I keep getting lost on the way to the kitchen.Maybe you should try following the arrows with the word 'kitchen' on them. :scholar:
Hey JiW, don't bother trying escape.What wall? I was also wondering how you can climb a 100% flat wall, and more importantly, didn't you see the roof over the garden? (Ofcourse you didn't, but rest assured it's there.) :yes:
I trained for weeks my escape plan: climping down a window, running through the garden and then climbing up the wall to freedom
but yesterday wall fell down ruining my whole plan so I'm stuck here until they fix the wall
* comes out of the kitchen using whats left of a pan as a tooth pickOfcourse there's no food there, the kitchen staff took a day off due to the barbecue (and are probably out getting :drunk: ATM)
why would you want to go there? XD
well... no more food here, guess i should go home.
Well... I'll be sure not to eat you :PYou better. :pokerface:
What wall? I was also wondering how you can climb a 100% flat wall, and more importantly, didn't you see the roof over the garden? (Ofcourse you didn't, but rest assured it's there.) :yes:
Well... I'll be sure not to eat you :PYou better. :pokerface:
orders a few guard cats to keep a special eye on Jafar and make sure Raf takes to that quote.
Quit staring at me, you meanieh guard cats! :-\It's for your own protection! :scholar:
Thats why i said the wall fell down, it´s flat now :PIt's flat standing vertically too. 8)
/me spits out a shingleThe one your shingle bounced back on ofcourse. :pleased:
what roof? ;B
Fried guard cats yummy XDThat might well be, but you won't be getting your hands on any. The moment you touch any of them, even involuntarily, you'll be lying down on your back within the second. :pokerface:
CC, where did you put the clicky pens?The clicky pens are where I put them the last time. :P And you can try and go get them as many times as you want, doesn't mean you can get into the room they're in. :D
What? No, that's not completely random. And I swear, I will not go get the clicky pens and start clicking them again as soon as you tell me. Promise. :D
>crosses fingers behind his back<
I was just wondering.../me tells the cook to prepare double food portions for Raf in the future.
thats what happens when I'm not fed enough (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/Raforever/5.gif)
Fried guard cats yummy XDThat might well be, but you won't be getting your hands on any. The moment you touch any of them, even involuntarily, you'll be lying down on your back within the second. :pokerface:
I was just wondering.../me tells the cook to prepare double food portions for Raf in the future.
thats what happens when I'm not fed enough (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/Raforever/5.gif)
/me gives Q one of his clicky pensAnd just where did you get those? :pokerface:
Tell me where YOU got clicky pens and I shall tell you where I got them. :PThey're in the same room where all the other office supplies are ofcourse. :D
CC got his clicky pens by stealing them away from Jeysie and me!!!Now, now, there's no reason to take such a negative attitude to it. First of all, Jeysie shouldn't have brought any clicky pens into the asylum when she visited you, and secondly:
>click< >click< >click< >click<this.
P.S. CC, my therapist is making me go cold turkey!! What else am I supposed to do? :'(Obviously your therapist made a judgement-error concerning your affiliation with clicky pens. I will inform him immediately. Also, he will be reprimanded for providing me with false information in his latest reports. 8)
>raids Jafar's freezer for clicky pens< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click< >click<
It does not >:(Whoa there really isn't anything there about you hallucinating :-\
I checked the profile and it's not there, therefore I am not imagining things. :P
*turns Racx into a bag of peanuts*
*grumbles* This must be some ploy to get me to post more often, and it's working!
*turns LN into a pumpkin*XD
:suffer:
Revenge is sweet.
It says in her profile that she hallucinates :P
It does not >:(You silly girl/woman (please feel free to cross out the one's that's not applicable :P)! Not the forum's profile, but the Asylum's profile! 8)
I checked the profile and it's not there, therefore I am not imagining things. :P
Whoa there really isn't anything there about you hallucinating :-\/me points to a certain line on Swift's patient profile
Maybe I should go add that now ;P
Peanuts?.... why is it that i feel hungry again...Really hungry? Or do you just want it because it tastes good? You know you can really want something to eat without being hungry. :scholar:
....peanuts taste good..... *starts drooling*
LN, a little birdie has told me that I have you to thank for signing me up for this place.A fire-breathing one? You have to hand it to her, she has a vivid imagination!
*turns LN into a pumpkin*
:suffer:
Revenge is sweet.
RaF? If you eat me, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life.
If you eat me RaF then I will use the toilet smiley against you ;PHmmm, apparently the hallucinogenic (?gr) counterparts of Jafar and racx have found a connection to their forum-counterparts. It looks as if I'm going to have to find a passageway into the other direction.
Swift - She enjoys polymorphing people into sheep, wants to lock people in jars and make them strip for freedom, made up a freaky song for Jafar: "Jafar the Greenie human, had a very shiney skin. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows! Like a light bulb!"
If you eat me RaF then I will use the toilet smiley against you ;P
You silly cat. Of course I knew Racx was talking about the profile in his patient list, and it's not there.his is the operative word here. :scholar:
*turns Copycat into a stuffed toy kitten*Ha! You missed me, instead you got one of my guard-cats. :P
Let's see how much I can sell you on E-bay!
his is the operative word here.If you have another list, why don't you share it with us and avoid confusion? ::)
*teleports to safety, and then freezes the guard cats*You may of stopped the cats, but can you defeat the poorly fed cougars? :P
*offers Jafar the peanut to the hungry cougars**cougars completely disregard the Peanut dangling in front of them, their eyes fixed at the one that intruded into their territory*
Here! Take this! Eat! Peanut marshmallow! Yummy!
Cool! *thinks* That bus might be the key to getting out of here, or at least away from the cougars!Curses! Foiled again!
*teleports into the bus*
Of course Bob didn't hire it XDOr have I...? :pleased:
I did :P
What if the list suddenly changes and my name disappears? ::)That's why there's a copy held in the Asylum vault for safe keeping. :scholar:
:'(Well, just remember that you brought this on yourself. (Well, I guess LN helped too, but Wabbaever) :P
*goes back to the drawing board*
You're the one listening to Christmas music in May ::)
And I believe everyone's crazy. We're just that amzing people who can bring it out of people. :PThat's not what the Asylum's here for, crazy people. They can take prefect care of themselves, I'm the living example of that. We're only here to take care of the insane ones. 8)
Fine. See edited post. Better? ;PIt was just fine as it was, no need to edit it. :yes:
But I was trying to emphasize the point that everyone should be in the asylum :PEveryone is in the Asylum, at one point or another, just not in the same 'capacity'(?).
Why do you want to get out of the asylum?Why, the challenge of escape, of course! ;D
Swift has got a long path to recovery ;P ::)Indeed, but no matter what (I have to do), I will not waver from my mission to rid her from that vile disease. 8)
Yeah, and the polymorphing is one of the biggest hallucinations anyone has ever had so far :-\
Swift has got a long path to recovery ;P ::)
*gives Swift CC's credit card :suffer:a) what could Swift do with a creditcard within the Asylum?
Have fun XD
*gives Swift CC's credit card :suffer:a) what could Swift do with a creditcard within the Asylum?
Have fun XD
b) I don't have a creditcard so I wonder whose you swiped. :pokerface:
Want anything cc? cat? kels? Jaf? Daniel? Neil? Jesse? Raf? oh wait... thats me XD
1) buy powerful escaping toolsOnly thing is: item 1 and 3 would never get past the entrance. The 3rd one would be detected even before it came near (enough). 8)
2) bribe the top people into removing my name from the list
3) buy WMD to blow up an exit for me, but that would fall under 1 technically speaking
4) buy stuff to pamper myself once I'm out
1) ever heard of buying stuff though the internet? ;DYes, only every page that is accessed through the Asylum's internet connection is scanned, and if it contains a box for filling in credit card numbers, it is blocked.
Maybe Raf gave out his own credit card and was having delusions that it was yours Bob XDInteresting theory you put forward there, assistant. :yes:
*gives Jafar a quarter* ::) There 1/7 of your list complete. Now Swift has the job of finding all this stuff. :suffer:And what's even more important is: whose account will be billed, if she manages to get by my internet filter that is. 8)
Interesting theory you put forward there, assistant. :yes:Glad you agree! :D
*goes online shopping**looks at internet monitoringtool with great satsifaction as it successfully blocks ever billing page* :pleased:
Glad you agree! :DWhen you put forth something noteworthy, it deserves (my) due attention. It needn't always be something negative I have to bring to your attention. :scholar:
Maybe Raf gave out his own credit card and was having delusions that it was yours Bob XD
I don`t have a credit card :P (must have been the asylums credit card XD )I know from experience companies (or institutions) can't have their own creditcard. Those cards are issued to physical persons only. Henceforth, the Asylum's creditcard is issued to me, thus [/b]my[/b] creditcard. :scholar:
AND these blocking programs dont always work... :PWhy do you think I'm monitoring the blocking program? :pokerface:
There are ways around firewalls.Allow me to enlighten you a bit:
Told you guys it was CC`s credit card :PAll I told you was that if there was a credit card to the institution, it would be on my name, but since I have no credit card, the Asylum doesn't have one either.
/me spams the blocking program while sending actual dada while CC is lost among the addsYou can only spam an (-mail) account, not a server, have you gone completely mad!? j/k on that last part. So... *whilst the spam is blocking up Swift's e-mail account, CC is still monitoring the (unsuccessful) attemps of her to access a credit card-page.* 8)
XD
by the way on the list you have my name wrong i'm now MATTANDALEX :stabs:See, that's where you're wrong. you may think you've changed your name, but when I put my cursor on your profile name I can still see your original name and you can flip flop with your personalities all you want, that's what you'll be called inhere. :scholar:
No my name is MATTANDALEX :stabs:Okay, if the subtle approach won't work, I'm going to have to step it up a bit.
I don't know any "Homestar Runner" except for the character in a website >:( :stabs: :stabs: :stabs:Your problem, not mine.
/me spams the blocking program while sending actual dada while CC is lost among the addsYou can only spam an (-mail) account, not a server, have you gone completely mad!? j/k on that last part. So... *whilst the spam is blocking up Swift's e-mail account, CC is still monitoring the (unsuccessful) attemps of her to access a credit card-page.* 8)
XD
I'll change the list to say MATTANDALEX and note that he has Multiple Personality Disorder :PI would've preferred adding the name, not changing it. At least the list in my personal vault is unaffected by this unauthorised change. :bomb:
the list in my personal vaultI'm starting to have my doubts about the existence of your personal patient list... :pokerface:
I'm starting to have my doubts about the existence of your personal patient list... :pokerface:My list is not as elaborate as my assistant's, it just states the name of the inhabitants of the Asylum, not bothered by any nick-changes. Since my staff also uses the original (nick)names in their reports, it's very important to me that list stays as it is, so I know who's who, if I were to need it (which has not been the case until now, but you never know). 8)
How come we never see it?
Is this asylum like the one in the movie "One Flew Over The Coo-coo's Nest"?Can't say for sure as I've never seen that movie, and even if I had, I probably wouldn't remember it, but I'm guessing 'no'. 8)
Well if it is, it wasn't deliberate because I have also never seen that movieAnd you built the new wing too. 8)
Good thing suitcases dont conduct eletricity :PHuh ???
Huh ???
The metal ones do! XD
- Swift: i was going to use CC's credit card... was it CC's? can't remember, but he keeps blocking all the credit card pages
- Rafael: lol
- Rafael: maybe if we do it by mail
- Rafael: *mails credit card*
- Swift: :)
- Rafael: *big package arrives*
- Rafael: acme express
- Rafael: i just assembled what came with the package
- Rafael: an acme Wall Eater
- Swift: cool
- Swift: can it chew up the walls in the asylum?
- Rafael: i'm not sure
- Rafael: CC has been adding some crazy things to the walls
- Swift: we can always try!
- Rafael: *dashes to the asylum thread*
/me turns the Wall Eater on/me watches the monitor as the Wall Eater tries to chew its way through the Asylum walls, and pass out due to exhaustion
YAAAAHHHHOOOOOO!!
*buys ten new Walleaters*You really think I'm going to let you get away with that Walleater-stuff twice?
/me turns the Wall Eater on/me watches the monitor as the Wall Eater tries to chew its way through the Asylum walls, and pass out due to exhaustion
YAAAAHHHHOOOOOO!!
*helps by eating walls too* XDYour set of teeth is most definitely not suited to chew your way through that. At least those Wall Eaters managed to gnaw away 1 nanometer before they passed out from exhaustion but you? ::)
Just swallow the walls whole! ;P
Yuck! Brocolli walls! :XDon't know what tootsie rolls are so no!
Can I get mine replaced?
I want cherry flavor with a tootsie roll center. ;D
Don't know what tootsie rolls are so no!
Tootsie Roll, love that chocolatey chew
Tootsie Roll I think I'm in love with you
'Cause everything it is that I think I see, becomes a Tootsie Roll to me
/me gives Jason the money for the new walls. :P
Don't know what tootsie rolls are so no!
And even if I did I would say no because it would be something that you like and want to eat ;PMaybe we could put a small (extra) layer of whatever flavor the patient in that room wants on that part of the wall. 8)
there´s a certain credit card running around the place XDThat doesn't mean there's an ATM you can use it in. :scholar:
And even if I did I would say no because it would be something that you like and want to eat ;PMaybe we could put a small (extra) layer of whatever flavor the patient in that room wants on that part of the wall. 8)
there´s a certain credit card running around the place XDThat doesn't mean there's an ATM you can use it in. :scholar:
You know, I explained them to you once. XDYeah you did to :P
*points to a little hole in the asylum´s outer wall*??? What machine ate that bit? Yes, there's an ATM in the Asylum's outer wall, but (for obvious reasons) it can't be reached from within. In fact, it's on the outside of the visitor's only-section. 8)
The machine ate that bit before blowing up and guess what? I can reach the ATM in the street from there ;D pretty cool eh? :D
Well, it was Raf when I posted that. :PAnd in this Asylum everyone is addressed with their registered (original) name, so there's no confusion possible. The more people addressing the patient with his original name, the better chance we have of success. 8)
It´s part of the treatment so don´t question it ;)*looks at Raf's treatment schedule*
But I hardly need to fear you, "being" Lolotte and all. :P*looks at Lolotte's post count*
I'm sure she'll be in the asylum soon. I mean, if Jason is adding people who aren't even KQIX members, adding an active member should be no problem. ;pHow right you are XD
adding an active member should be no problem. ;PIt's not because she's (too) active, but because she has too little posts for me to base my analysis on! 8)
You're definitely not insane then :P, the asylum definitely isn't the place for you at the moment XD
A nurse? coool :D XDWe'd never put you in a padded room :P, we put you in the sphere shaped room to cause you discomfort :P :suffer:
it was getting lame with all these guys running around trying to lock us up in the padded rooms ;B
btw don´t tell CC that ;)
THIS IS MY HUNDRETH POST!!BTW you should add "Official KQIX Psychiatric Nurse" to your sig XD
As the Official KQIX Psychiatric Nurse, I propose we take all the mental patients to the zoo in our wonderful new plexi boxes to be gawked at by tourists. 8)
Don't worry, you'll barely notice--after all, there are animals there as well! :P
Says the monkey from Louisiana. ::)Don't worry, you'll barely notice--after all, there are animals there as well! :P
we´ll blend right in XD
it was getting lame with all these guys running around trying to lock us up in the padded rooms ;BPlease don't refer to my cat staff as 'these guys'. They're very sensitive about their feline identity, you know. And the padded rooms are only meant for patients that are prone to banging against the walls or something, for their own safety.
We'd never put you in a padded room :P, we put you in the sphere shaped room to cause you discomfort :P :suffer:We did? Must've been during my time off then, 'cos I didn't notice. ::)
As the Official KQIX Psychiatric Nurse, I propose we take all the mental patients to the zoo in our wonderful new plexi boxes to be gawked at by tourists. 8)You can propose all you like, but I will not sanction anyone gawking at the patients of this instution.
But I don't WANNA be gawked at! :PSee above reply. That better?
Besides, you guys DO need to get out of the Asylum for a day.What? The garden in the middle of the Asylum is not enough? Besides, thay can get out and do what tyey want as soon as they drop their insane behavior and mental thinking. 8)
BTW you should add "Official KQIX Psychiatric Nurse" to your sig XDHave we become official now? In that case, I should change my sig line too. 8)
Besides, thay can get out and do what tyey want as soon as they drop their insane behavior and mental thinking.NEVER! >:(
Judging by your post, I am probably one of the few human staff members you have--but no worries. I love felines! However, being medically trained, I think I too can make decisions for the well-being of our patients. :POnly the manager and the assistant-manager are of the human species in the staff of thie Asylum. The manager ofcourse, has other 'special abilities', so he may not fit totally under the definition of 'human' but most of the time he is.
Just call on me when you need some assistance!Seeing as how I managed to keep this Asylum open for so long without your help, I can't see when I would do that. But if you feel you can help to return these poor delusional souls return to sanity again, by all means do. 8)
But if you are on the staff, would you be so kind as to bring me a clicky pen so that I can write down something for the cooks? :)A word of warning: this one is obsessive about clickety pens and if he gets hold of one drives the other patients (even moreso) crazy, so I would advise against giving him one. :scholar:
Have we become official now? In that case, I should change my sig line too. 8)Yeah we might as well be official
....Lolotte, you may not actually be on the staff. Sometimes around here, it's hard to tell.
I am definitely a staff member now! I hope that comes with my own penthouse on the Asylum grounds... :PPenthouse? On Asylum grounds? You realise this is all on voluntary basis. If you want a penthouse, you're going to have to pay for one one yourself, and outside the Asylum grounds. And no, even I don't have a penthouse.
BTW CC, sir, I believe that in order for our patients to regain a healthy mental condition, they must experience the outside world and the people in it. An Asylum can easily become like prison--the patients can become so disconnected that once they are released, they are brought right back beacuse they can't cope.Too much outside interference might lower the effectiveness of the treatment. And you never know what might happen once you're out and about. :scholar:
I'm also all for teaching Cartesian theories on existence to help the patients become mildly philosophical and introspective. ;DYou want to turn them intro philosophers? I don't think that's a good idea, given the condition of the outside world (the Haven-forum).
Hmmm, I recovered pretty well and I never got out XD, I guess it all depends on the condition of the patient and if they have previously tried to escape :DIF they are allowed outside, rest assured they'll be acoompanied by enough secutiry staff so they can't escape. 8)
Wow, you are rigid, aren't you?If you'd been employed as this Asylum as long as I have you'd be that rigid too. :pokerface:
How good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?Food ???
How good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?I wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\
How good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?I wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\
i was asking how do get in asylum ???How good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?I wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\
*makes note to tell Raf lunch is at a different time* Poor Jafar. Soon enough we'll feed you. Then you can tell me how the salad is. I'm thinking of making the food all organic. :)
Umm...edgarnick, what are you asking? ???
I wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\Boy, do you live in the past. It's been ages since that has been resolved by having an agreement with Raf about the number of meal portions he needs at each food time. :scholar:
i was asking how do get in asylum ???Do you mean as a patient or as a visitor? As a visitor you can get into the Asylum whenever you want (and get out again even). As a patient, you do not have the luxury of leaving the Asylum, unless the Management Staff decides the patient's presence is no longer needed. 8)
I'm thinking of making the food all organic. :)If that is a patient's wish, that can be allowed.
Well, first you need to fill out this huge application... :PPlease disregard that statement.
where can i get thatDecisions to commit someone as a patient into the Asylum are not made lightly. They are based on a person's behavior on the forum and that over a certain number of posts. That number is not fixed but the number of posts you have now, edgarnick, is insufficient to make a serious decision. Therefor, you still have a 'visitor-"status. If/when that changes, is totally up to you. If/when your status changes to 'patient', a team will be dispatched automatically to retrieve you and 'deliver' you to the Asylum patient section. :pokerface:
i think i will be a guest rather :PGood choice. And besides that, you're not eligible for anything else either, atm. 8)
I'm thinking of making the food all organic. :)Ewww! Organic :P
You're not a patient, so you can still eat what you want. And even if you were a patient, your obvious dislike for the food category would exclude you anyway from being served such food. 8)I'm thinking of making the food all organic. :)Ewww! Organic :P
Well, to tell you the truth, I've been feeling kind of sane lately... Eating the walls sounds silly now, and the "voices" in my head haven't said anything in weeks, and I'm starting to wonder if they even existed... :P
Sounds good :DSo...what kind of tests? Some sort of brain scan?
But CC will have to run a few tests to prove it :P
Clearly you have not had organic food, racx! It's not all hippie and gross (believe me, I'm not real big on "intense" vegetables or hippiness), and it's really good for you. Organic food is also scientifically proven to improve your mood and your mental heath, hence the reason why I'm making this proposal. ;D:)
what ever atm is i'm sure i'm not eligablr for it ;PI wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\Boy, do you live in the past. It's been ages since that has been resolved by having an agreement with Raf about the number of meal portions he needs at each food time. :scholar:i was asking how do get in asylum ???Do you mean as a patient or as a visitor? As a visitor you can get into the Asylum whenever you want (and get out again even). As a patient, you do not have the luxury of leaving the Asylum, unless the Management Staff decides the patient's presence is no longer needed. 8)I'm thinking of making the food all organic. :)If that is a patient's wish, that can be allowed.Well, first you need to fill out this huge application... :PPlease disregard that statement.where can i get thatDecisions to commit someone as a patient into the Asylum are not made lightly. They are based on a person's behavior on the forum and that over a certain number of posts. That number is not fixed but the number of posts you have now, edgarnick, is insufficient to make a serious decision. Therefor, you still have a 'visitor-"status. If/when that changes, is totally up to you. If/when your status changes to 'patient', a team will be dispatched automatically to retrieve you and 'deliver' you to the Asylum patient section. :pokerface:
So...what kind of tests? Some sort of brain scan?Brain scans are not trustworthy enough. Others have claimed to be sane before you, but relapsed soon afterwards, so I'll be monitoring your behavior closely... 8)
Okay, racx, follow me...*shuts racx in padded room* There. Sorry, but you'll have to stay there until you get better.Why does everyone think all the (isolation) rooms in the Asylum are padded ones? Like I already said, there's a limited number of padded rooms, but they're only used if a patient has (physically) self-destructive tendencies. Racx's condition does not appear to be self-destructive, so there is no need to put him in a padded one.
atm=at the momentthats probably true ;P
Why does everyone think all the (isolation) rooms in the Asylum are padded ones? Like I already said, there's a limited number of padded rooms, but they're only used if a patient has (physically) self-destructive tendencies. Racx's condition does not appear to be self-destructive, so there is no need to put him in a padded one.I would like to stay in here a bit longer though, just incase it happens again :-\
/me moves racx out of the isolation room and relocates him to an un-padded (normal) room
That little stay in the isolation room seems to have done you(r mental stability) good nonetheless 8)
I would like to stay in here a bit longer though, just incase it happens again :-\Just in case what happens again? You're still in the Asylum™-patient section you know, just not in a padded isolation room anymore. :scholar:
Okay, racx, follow me...*shuts racx in padded room* There. Sorry, but you'll have to stay there until you get better.Why does everyone think all the (isolation) rooms in the Asylum are padded ones? Like I already said, there's a limited number of padded rooms, but they're only used if a patient has (physically) self-destructive tendencies. Racx's condition does not appear to be self-destructive, so there is no need to put him in a padded one.
/me moves racx out of the isolation room and relocates him to an un-padded (normal) room
That little stay in the isolation room seems to have done you(r mental stability) good nonetheless 8)
I feel like I'm going to go bonkers and start seeing silly songs and dancing in the halls. Maybe I need a strait jacket?A strait jacket might prevent you from dancing in the halls, but it won't impair (?sp) your vision. :pokerface:
*sigh* Why does NOBODY trust my judgement?!?Because you lack the proper experience in this line of work. As I said, it's been a while since I last saw racx banging his head against the wall, so I figured he's been cured of that tendency...
*starts bashing head on wall*...However, your putting him into that padded room seems to have brought up that tendency once more... :-\
Need pad... padded... Need padded room
*continues bashing head*
You certainly need to talk to racx more. :PI don't keep constant surveillance on the ones I've released. And he seems to do a very good job at covering up the bumps on his forehead if he does that. How do you know it is rather common? 8)
Him bashing his head is rather common
*Stops banging his head*I'm not falling for that old trick, mate! :scholar:
*Sits silently in the room*
You know what I think would be good for my mental health?Let's see here, that would be:
On the 12th day of whatever today is the 12th day of
My true asylum managment gave to meeeeee
12 clicky pens
11 ringy bells
10 business cards
9 more clicky pens
8 more ringy bells
7 more business cards
6 more clicky pens
FIIIIVE TRIPS OUT OF HERE
4 more ringy bells
3 more business cards
2 more clicky pens
And a GIANT INFLATABLE CASTLE!!!
I am touched by your sensitive ballad, but I'm not sure why you want clicky pens, ringy bells, business cards, and an inflatable castle. ???Those clicky pens and ringy bells didn't just pop out of his creative head today, you know. The business card is fairly recent though, and the inflatable castle is something completely new.
My personal opinion is that it greatly increases the room stat of the garden. :PA garden is not a room in the strict sense of the word, therefor, it has no stats :scholar:
Hmmm...well at least Questie is showing some "business savvy." :POfcourse, whether that's a sane thing to be displaying is another matter. ::) :P
What trick ???*Stops banging his head*I'm not falling for that old trick, mate! :scholar:
*Sits silently in the room*
Wait, that's not fair. I've been here the longest, i should be on staff!What are your qualifications?
Unless you're going to admit me for something silly like recurring memory loss or lurkeritis or something stupid like that. Not that you would.You're right there. This Asylum™ doesn't admit someone on trumped up accusations, and certainly not on the grounds you stated. 8)
May I play with my pet cockatiel while in the asylum? he's such a cute, sweet little bird. *Kisses cockatiel*As long as it's no dog, pets are allowed in the Asylum. Be sure to leave the cockatiel in your room. Even though my cats are trained to suppress their instinct behavior, I'd rather not put it to the test too much. :sweating:
*knocks Jason over the head, and gives the bird back to Rosedragon* :PDitto here.
Another disorder you need to fix CC. He's a cleptomaniac(sp?). ;PHmmm, difficult to treat, but we'll do our best. 8)
:o The poor wall!Thanks for caring about the wall, it was starting to cave in XD
*Starts bashing Jason's head with a pillow.* :P
Wait, this means I can have Spotters in the Asylum? Yaysers!'Course you can! 8)
Must be ok to do it to myself then :DPlease notice how I only whacked you once. Therefor, there is no need to do anything repetitively. :stars:
*Starts bashing head repetitively*
I'm hiding from the white-men.so i'm hiding here.ps don't tell 8)You're hiding from the white-men inside an Asylum? Ofcourse, this is probably the last place someone would expect to find an escapee from an Asylum, but you're really tempting fate you know. :pokerface:
Thanks for caring about the wall, it was starting to cave in XDIf you remember, all the walls in the room you're in are padded, and the pads are quite sturdy enough to 'absorb' the strength that is exerted onto them so it doesn't affect the wall behind them. :scholar:
Even though I have been bashing my head for atleast a week ???We've had plenty of practice with several materials the first time you came round so we could analyse the effect it had on various surfaces and thus create the perfect padding material, soft, yet durable. 8)
Stress caused me to have split personalities this morning. I managed to merge them back into 1, but how likely is a relapse? ???Depends on what caused that stress and how likely the chance is of it occuring again. However, your being able to merge them back into 1 is very encouraging and if perfected could possible lead to instant recovery if it happens again, so fast you won't even notice. 8)
Racx--no head bashing! Whenever you feel the need to bash your head, lie flat on the floor and pretend you're sane. Feel free to ask if you want warm milk! :PThanks :D
If I keep bashing my head will the evil happiness go away?That's just it. Those two things are completely unrelated, your sensory feelings and your psychological happy problems. So no, that's just a loss-loss situation. May I suggest a cease and decist (?sp). 8)
I don't know but I'm a schizzo and there is this person writing on my computer and she thinks so but I don't but that other person moving my mouse agrees with me and the person that is about to crash my computer (whom I will later kill) also agree's with me, but that person who is in the room with me, even though I'm the only one in the room now as all the crazy people left leaving just me and my perfectly intact sanity in here doesn't agree with me so I don't know what to do... HELP!!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! MY LEFT HAND HAS DECIDED TO KILL MY RIGHT HAND. AAARGH! Bad left hand, Bad left hand. I didn't give you permission to do that yet, you were supposed towait until I finished writing this post!:o Wow, we haven't had one of those inside before. First of all we remove that barred cage and put you in a straight jacket, with added utensils to make sure the hands can't reach any other parts of the body. So tell me, do those other voices in your head make you harm just yourself or other people too when you're around them? :pokerface:
*Locks left hand in a cage with bars*
I'm feeling rather sane at the moment, so I'llbe quiet and read a book.What kind of book would that be?
*hands cup of warm milk to Deloria* Do you want some honey or lavender in that?Ehrm, you seem to have overlooked her current predicament, nurse. Maybe she can just take the cup, but bringing it to her mouth is out of the question. 8)
Here, so you don't choke, I'll supervise your intake.That would be the prudent thing to do with that type of patient, yes. After all, who knows what other unvoluntary muscle movements might occur at one given instant. ::)
*collapses*What, another split occured (and mended again in only a few lines)? You see, I told you you'd get faster. 8)
My head! I...it's... AGH!
I'll take over the world if it's the last thing I do!
You know what you doing...
I'm...not again...
Well, who needs these loser personalities when you've got me? ::)
I wanna have a straw drink too! But with one of those CRAZY straws! :D:o
If I keep bashing my head will the evil happiness go away?That's just it. Those two things are completely unrelated, your sensory feelings and your psychological happy problems. So no, that's just a loss-loss situation. May I suggest a cease and decist (?sp). 8)I don't know but I'm a schizzo and there is this person writing on my computer and she thinks so but I don't but that other person moving my mouse agrees with me and the person that is about to crash my computer (whom I will later kill) also agree's with me, but that person who is in the room with me, even though I'm the only one in the room now as all the crazy people left leaving just me and my perfectly intact sanity in here doesn't agree with me so I don't know what to do... HELP!!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! MY LEFT HAND HAS DECIDED TO KILL MY RIGHT HAND. AAARGH! Bad left hand, Bad left hand. I didn't give you permission to do that yet, you were supposed towait until I finished writing this post!:o Wow, we haven't had one of those inside before. First of all we remove that barred cage and put you in a straight jacket, with added utensils to make sure the hands can't reach any other parts of the body. So tell me, do those other voices in your head make you harm just yourself or other people too when you're around them? :pokerface:
*Locks left hand in a cage with bars*
This may seem like a drastic and gory approach, but why don't you just cut off your left hand?
I continue to live through this arm!
You are aggravating me. And you know how evil I can get when aggravated enough... :evil: DRINK THE WARM MILK. I AM NOT A WAITRESS.*Adds own coffee to the warm milk*
You are aggravating me. And you know how evil I can get when aggravated enough... :evil: DRINK THE WARM MILK. I AM NOT A WAITRESS.You're crazy. Everyone knows that you ARE a waitress.
What are you suggesting? I am perfectly sane and don't know why people don't just arrest myleft hand and let me go. I never hurt myself IT WAS MY LEFT HAND AND IT'S AIMING FOR MY GUT WITH A PAIR OF TOENAIL CLIPPER'S AARRG! HELP ME! GET ME OUT OF THE SAME JACKET AS MY LEFT HAND IS! NOW IT'S AIMING FOR THE NURSE TRYING STAB HER WITH A CORKSCREW FROM THE WINE THAT THAT DRUNK SNUK IN HERE, HELP! HELP! HELP!Since the left hand is currently held in place by the structures added to the straight jacket this is clearly a delusional thought. 8)
*Injects Deloria with strong sedative* I'm sorry, I hate injecting people wqith stuff like this, but we need you to be safely unconcious while we figure out this problem. What do you think about this, CC?Indeed, all these delusions most put an immense strain on her brain. :scholar:
*Gives Lollotte order*A patient, giving a nurse an order? I don't think so! 8)
Seeing as Lollotte is quite busy already, being the psychiatric nurse and all, maybe I could help out at the asylum as a waiter?The more the merrier. Watch out when you're carrying around milk though, there's some cats around that really like that too. *shows Farquhar the food supply room* Be warned though, if my concealed security camera spots you taking out anothing you shouldn't, you will be fired in an instant. *gives Farquhar the food supply room key card*
sounds great. I would like an iced-caramel-mocciata, with two scones.Right away. *Gets Deloria's order for her.* You know, I hear scones are really good for possessed limbs.
I would like a Farmer's Union Iced Coffee :D
:) Or we will keep controlling him :)
You are aggravating me. And you know how evil I can get when aggravated enough... :evil: DRINK THE WARM MILK. I AM NOT A WAITRESS.You're crazy. Everyone knows that you ARE a waitress.
*Adds own coffee to the warm milk*
:) We will continue to control him then :)
Oh, and thanks, Farquar, for alleviating some of my stress. I will occasionally hold meetings with you to discuss the menu. However, I get creative licsense with my warm milk! :P
Actually, that's how my limbs got possessed, they were jeaulous of the fact that they couldn't eat the scones and I could, so my left hand punished my right hand which was feeding me, by slicing it off as I wrote on the previous page.
For the sake of logic, where is mt. Etna? And if you weren't crazy, what would you be doing in the asylum?
I must talk to CC soon.The fastest way to reach me is through the IM-messaging. Whenever, I start up my browser, I first look at that, and when there's nothing new move on to another tab, not containing KQIX-contents. :pokerface:
Soon, very soon. With a lot of warm milk, good food, and TLC, you'll be as right as rain again. CC will pop in on you from time to time as well, just to see how you're getting on. ;DIndeed, I'll be monitoring your pgress too, and if your mental health remains steady as it is now, I see no objection to you returning into active duty soon... not quite yet though.
I still hear the voices though, can you make them go away?We're making progress, that's for sure. Not so long ago, you were still denying the existance of voices in your head. At least you now realize where it's all coming from. I'll take some time before we can make them go away though. First we have to make sure you can control those voices, so they can't order your various limbs around anymore. Only afterwards can we start on eliminating the voices altogether. :scholar:
Even though I don't know what his voice sounds like, I think it's Rac_x's voice oredering my limbs around. My left hand is still threatrening my perfect, pert nose though.Probably be a bit hard for your limbs to understand an aussie accent :P
I'm guessing you haven't heard someone say it before XD
He's assistant manager of the Asylum...Well, he was. :Pis/was and will be. His function was purely suspended temporarily.
So Bob can I have my job back ???/me removes suspension on racx's function. 8)
*Dances with the few limbs she still has*Hmmmm, she seems to be unaware of the fact all of her limbs are still attached to her body. :o
*Partiehs towards the direction he thinks is the exist* ::)I've never known 'exist' being used as a noun. ;)
*Puts the asylum into lockdown so patients can't escape* :POfcourse, prisoner's can't escape when the Asylum is not in lockdown mode either, but this also prevents any visitors from coming in and thus disturbing our party. :scholar:
Could you open the door again please?Which door do you mean? There are so many! ::)
Yes, we could have an escape partieh! :angel:The Asylum ™ management cannot allow such parteh, at least not the way you intended it.
BTW, Jafar, do you really think we'd reveal who has the passes? Just enjoy the partieh. Where else would you find a partieh like this one? :PIndeed, why do you think the passes are in posession of a staff member. There could just as easily be one or more passes amongst other Asylum ™ personnel.
Yeah, but it would be in a prison and not in an asyluim where everyone thinks I'm crazy for some strange, unbeknownst reason.Since you would be ruled mentally unstable you would end up inhere anyway. 8)
Funny how that works :PYeah, but it would be in a prison and not in an asyluim where everyone thinks I'm crazy for some strange, unbeknownst reason.Since you woule be ruled mentally instable you would end up inhere anyway. 8)
Funny how that works :PThere's nothing humorous about Court proceedings. :pokerface:
Suppose I broke out andIt's impossible to break out of the Asylum. 8)
*wakes Jafar up because he seems to be having a nightmare* 8)
Since when is lemonade carbonated? Crazy Australians. :PWe only have the soda lemonade, therefore it is carbonated :P
How come we can see his nightmare then ???Even though your minds are not linked, it is quite possible, although very rare, that two people are having similar dreams, albeit seen from their own perspective ofcourse. This is as far as I can go, in layman(?) talk. 8)
How come we can clearly see that I posted it ???
I think you're all going insane :o
Oh, and talk to the Head Honcho.You mean me? ::)
Of course I mean you!;D
Heavily carbonated drinks are NOT a good idea, but something lightly fizzy might be stimulating for some patients.Well, if you leave the heavily carbonated drink in the glass (or in an open bottle) for a time, it gets de-carbonated all by itself. 8)
dRiNK cOFFeE BeFOrE gO? ???
*is reminded of a skit she did in Nicole's presentation about teens with jobs*I remember that XD
"Idon'tneedajobmyparentsgivemeenoughmoneyforc andyyepyeplotsacandyIlikecandydoyoulike candycandyisniiiiiiiiiice"
Teacher's comment: Excellent cast of characters. ;)
dRiNK cOFFeE BeFOrE gO? ???Yes I will, thank you :D
Rosella isn't the only one. I can't stand it either. When am I getting ouit of here? Am I cured yet? I don't hear the voices anymore.No voices? We aren't working hard enough! I know... have some coffee...
What about me? XDI know you can have a Cappuccino, instead. *drinks Cappuccino and starts shaking* Hehehe ;P
*Stabs KingGraham with a plastic spoon* :stabs:
We don't want her hearing voices, that is why she is here :P
I've got a LARP sword if you want to stab someoneLARP=Live action role-playing game ???
I've got a LARP sword if you want to stab someoneNah, I don't wanna hurt 'em! The platic spoon will cause enough damage :evil:
WHAT ABOUT "NO COFFEE FOR THE PATIENTS" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, EDGARNICK?I AM NOT WIERD >:( besides I don't like coffee :-X
Now you're wired, and a couple other people are wired, so I have to use the UberDecaffinator on everyone who is. In order to do that, I have to use needles, and I hate having to inject anyone with anything. *Removes caffeine from the bloodstreams of the patients who had coffee and bans coffee from the Asylum*
*Removes caffeine from the bloodstreams of the patients who had coffee and bans coffee from the Asylum*
Wired, not weird. :P And please keep the needles away from me. I didn't have anything. :PAww but I really wanted to stab everyone :'(
Coffee is ebil. And so is tea for that matter! XD
AGAIN how can I be employed in here?First, you need to fill out the 30-page application form... :P