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Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Cez on March 16, 2004, 03:26:45 AM
*FARTS ON SAY'S ANGEL WINGS*
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 03:28:47 AM
OMFG THATS IT, YOU FART AND I DONT WANNA WAIT FOR SURPRISES LOL *LOCKS CESAR ON A CELL*

there if you keep farting you will die with your own deadly gas :P

and dont worry racx, bob will come and take care of it :P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Cez on March 16, 2004, 03:30:19 AM
*SENDS FART IN A BOTTLE*
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 03:31:13 AM
HAHAHAH WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH A BOTTLE IN YOUR ASS?! HAHAHAHAHAHAH :D
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Cez on March 16, 2004, 03:32:26 AM
How do you where it's been missy?

Sniffing a lot lately?

Licking maybe?

:P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 03:33:17 AM
HAHAHAH OMFG GROSS, Cesar is by far the most disgusting patiente EVER, to cell 8945739856 far far away from us ! :P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 16, 2004, 03:35:01 AM
it goes from cell A1 - ZZZ99 which is the other side of the world ;D, yep thats right we have the biggest asylum ever XB
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 16, 2004, 03:40:22 AM
hes in a stink proof room ;)
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 03:44:50 AM
good enough ; ) ...and in isolation I persume?
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Cez on March 16, 2004, 04:03:12 AM
*farts*
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 04:15:18 AM
hmmmm don't hear a thing... guess it's sound proof after all ; )
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 04:30:19 AM
hahahaha :)

yeah now we can talk bad of everyone behind their backs (aka cesar :P)

Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 05:28:57 AM
yeahh... or we could give Cesar a fart thread where he could fart around all he want ; )
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 16, 2004, 05:51:04 AM
Here you go Cesar...room ZZZ99 of the Asylum...and your own personal fart room...Everyone else, it may be fart proof, but you might want to stay away!

Cat
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 05:53:42 AM
whaaa.... can't believe someone actually did this!!

*runs away*
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 06:08:26 AM
HAHAHAHAHAOMFG ! ! !



I even like the name! "Cesar's fart thread!" hahahaha :D
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 06:10:14 AM
it stinks!! ; )
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 16, 2004, 06:18:32 AM
Thank you, thank you...my moment of genious...take a pic, b/c they don't come around often!  lol

Cat
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 06:19:44 AM
*takes many piccies*


*makes plenty copies for everyone* :P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 06:32:19 AM
*Set's up a stand for nose tighters*

*puts one on his nose*

<deformed voice> I'll be here all week!! only $1 each </deformed voice>
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 06:37:49 AM
*buys a pair*

*uses one and saves one in case of emergency ;P*
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 16, 2004, 06:53:13 AM
*hands over $1...*

This better work  ;D

Cat
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 06:53:57 AM
Say if you get one, you'll get nine for free!!

*returns $1 and gives eight tighters*

...just be careful out here!!


note:<deformed voice></deformed voice> will be displayed in orange ; )
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 16, 2004, 07:44:38 AM
HAHAHAHA, omfg :P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 16, 2004, 07:54:25 AM
*hands over $13*

Don't want to keep track on how many I've used!  I'm sure I'll know when I get low, however.  The good thing is Cesar isn't here yet, so he hasn't farted here, which means we're safe, and there's no stinch here yet.

*Uses one tighter to be ready for when it all starts*

I really shouldn't be here right now--I have an anatomy of the ear test in 30 min. and should be studying...the sad thing is, I can't wait to see how someone has replied, so I keep checking back!  lol

Cat
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: etgadsby on March 16, 2004, 07:59:27 AM
Let me get up to speed:

While I was a sleep (and sorry to report Say, that didn’t work so well) the natives got restless…crap I missed the fun  :-\
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 16, 2004, 08:03:00 AM
yeah, that's about it...sorry, though, that you didn't get much sleep...however, you better fork over $1 for your tighter before cesar makes it to his asylum room!

Cat
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 08:04:37 AM
You won't regret it Cat!!

*looks suprised at etgadsby*

you are brave!! ...don't you want some precaution??
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: etgadsby on March 16, 2004, 09:03:17 AM
My multimedia card is not smell enabled, I think I’ll be fine…might hit you up for nose protection later is the situation becomes a life or death sort of thing…

(It's raining in Baltimore... :'()
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: MangoMercury on March 16, 2004, 09:18:49 AM
I worry about you guys.  I really do.
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 16, 2004, 11:23:34 AM
So says the girl who claims she's THE Roberta Williams!

Cat
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: KatieHal on March 16, 2004, 01:12:34 PM
I haven't a single thing IN this thread, but based purely on it's title, I don't want to.
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 16, 2004, 01:17:00 PM
Don't worry Katie...so far Cesar hasn't made an appearance in his cell...um, I mean...room.  So right now, you have nothing to worry about.  Now, when he comes, we may need to duck and cover (our noses, that is!)  ;B

Cat
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Cez on March 16, 2004, 02:39:40 PM
*HAWAKIFART*
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 16, 2004, 02:44:42 PM
O...o be carefull everyone!! the farting starts!! ...anyone who doesn't want to have permanent braindamage can buy nose tighters!!
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: etgadsby on March 16, 2004, 02:51:57 PM
ah the sweet smell...  <3 <3 <3 <3
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Oldbushie on March 16, 2004, 05:04:31 PM
*pays $26 for 300 nose tighters* ;)
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Cez on March 16, 2004, 07:27:50 PM
I got a fan!!!!!!

*Farts on Eric a lot*
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Mary Jane on March 16, 2004, 07:39:59 PM
Your'e the man Cesar
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: etgadsby on March 16, 2004, 07:54:06 PM
Csar I appreciate all the personal attention! As a fellow practicer of the gaseous arts again I feel you are misunderstood!    
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Cez on March 16, 2004, 08:02:24 PM
 <3
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Mary Jane on March 16, 2004, 08:03:39 PM
Yes, highly misunderstood.
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 17, 2004, 03:10:42 AM
*hands B'rrr $100*

give me as many as you can
(when writing is purple cant breath cos of stench)

Geez this has gotten out of hand :suffer:, ill have to get the builders in to extend the room :suffer:
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 17, 2004, 03:20:50 AM
let's see... if I gave 310 tighters for $26 , 150 for $13 and 10 for $1 then I could give you 1170 for $100. but since you buy such a large amount I'll throw in another 80.

*gives 1250 nose tighters*

*wondering why he gives so much discount*

Thank you very much for ordering bulk here ; ) ...I hope you enjoy your stay and come back reguarly!! your money will be used to help a good cause
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 17, 2004, 03:23:22 AM
i could sell these in the room next door for double :suffer:

only joking
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Cez on March 17, 2004, 04:25:59 AM
*Eats pan of Black Beans, 2 liters of Choc Ice Cream, and 17 brownies.*

:D

Be afraid... Be very afraid... If you are still in the surroundings, even if this place is as big as the whole USA, BE VERY AFRAID...

 :suffer:
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 17, 2004, 04:26:42 AM
Is there anyone in here ???, anyone ???

Its scary cos there is some sort of a musty smell left in here ;D

Whoops that was mine :suffer:

*farts 10 times

 :suffer:
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 17, 2004, 04:28:05 AM
*Joins Cesar and also eats food :suffer:

Now lets stink this place :suffer:
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 17, 2004, 04:31:02 AM
why dont you try 2 corks ???, one up each nostril :suffer:

Prepare to die !!!
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 17, 2004, 05:52:06 AM
hahaha... well, I will give a small donation to the new Asylum too, but there is another good cause that will benefict from the sales profit ; /

and of course some funds will be needed for development of superior 'nose protection' methods
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 17, 2004, 05:57:22 AM
just thought i would mention that i have a whole heap of those nuclear protection suits at the front desk ;B, they might help with the nasal protection and then u could keep some of ur moneyz XB
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 17, 2004, 06:05:50 AM
<sigh> ...there goes my career ; ( ...who would want to have a nose tighter if they just as easily could wear one of those suits ; (
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 17, 2004, 06:11:38 AM
I want the hose tighters...the suits are too difficult to get in and difficult to move around in!  lol

Cat
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 17, 2004, 06:16:23 AM
thank you ; ) ..if there are more who think like that I might be able to stay in business ; /
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 17, 2004, 07:01:44 AM
lol hey I can use both :P

there is no need to drop out of bussiness for new comers into the market, all you need to do is expand or fusion your market goals with new targets and expand your field, get new strategy perspectives and be positive :D

I'll keep buying the nose tighters sweetz :P
*buys 20 more*
*hugz* <3

Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 17, 2004, 07:10:46 AM
whee... I've got more customers ; )

I don't think you would be willing to do my PR would you? make a good marketing strategy and stuff ; )
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 17, 2004, 07:21:33 AM
omg of course I would :)


I feel highly demanded now! lol yesterday AND today got 2 new job offerts woo, go me go :D

well I must say today I got 2 including yours hahaha :P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 17, 2004, 07:37:22 AM
that is great news!! ...but I woudn't want you to get overworked and get a burnout and such... so I think it is for the better that you turn the other two down ; )

hahaha... serious; guess you are a great catch for those companies (and for me... ehh my company that is ; )
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 17, 2004, 07:39:36 AM
thankies, I feel kind of bad (and important lol) that everyone wants me now ;P, when it rains it pours lol, thats a good thing I guess, but hence this is not the first time it happens Im so not doing what I did before, and to be honest neither I can, Im already burnt out!! lol!, besides I already picked the proposals I wanted ;P ;-D

to me to consider other would have to be better of course, otherwise its just not appealing enough :P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 17, 2004, 07:45:13 AM
o..k, good to know

*thinks hard what to be done to improve his proposal ...proposal??*

can I get back to you on that ....later? ; )
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 17, 2004, 08:00:17 AM
lol, was that a tricky question? I meant job proposals just to state clear and I already said I would love to help you lol :P word contract :P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: MangoMercury on March 17, 2004, 09:34:14 AM
*runs in wearing all the nuclear protection suits*

Well, I'm okay.  

*runs back out*
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Oldbushie on March 17, 2004, 12:23:42 PM
*removes his nose temporarily and adjusts the nose fitters to fit on his ears, thus blocking out bad sounding farts* ;)
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 17, 2004, 05:43:33 PM

hahaha... serious; guess you are a great catch for those companies (and for me... ehh my company that is ; )

 <3 <3 <3

took me a while to get it lol, oh yeah Im that clueless :P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 17, 2004, 10:08:21 PM
hahaha... I'll take it  ...love ....ehh too ; )
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on March 18, 2004, 02:25:45 PM
Since it's my Asylum he's in, I can watch everything by using the camera I installed in that room, I can even adjust the volume of the sound to a bearable level. Oh, and don't try to locate my camera, it's concealed so you can't demolish it.
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Mary Jane on March 18, 2004, 04:51:12 PM
Ahhhhhh, the sweet smell of victory.
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 19, 2004, 12:51:16 AM
...isn't it something else that you smell right now?? ; )
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: etgadsby on March 19, 2004, 11:26:26 AM
same difference... love that sweet smell  <3 <3 <3
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 19, 2004, 11:31:13 AM
this is disturbing! ...I think the smell has damaged your brain as your smell organ ; )

but even more disturbing is the fact that you haven't bought any of my warez
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: etgadsby on March 19, 2004, 11:33:28 AM
If I got some just for you would that make you happy?

*buys 10 and gives them to homeless children…*
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on March 19, 2004, 03:04:56 PM
*buys 10 and gives them to homeless children…*
I know, I'm such a well-doer I let 10 homeless children into my Asylum to visit Cesar's cell. XB
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Yonkey on March 19, 2004, 03:41:41 PM
:o I thought you said you were non-violent!  ;)
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on March 19, 2004, 03:47:09 PM
:o I thought you said you were non-violent!  ;)
I seem to have specified those homeless children's condition inadequate. Ofcourse, they were wearing the odour-neutralizing suit before they got those nose-fitters, but those suits were kindof a bit too big for them, so the nose-fitters are handier to use. ;-D
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 19, 2004, 04:02:18 PM
...still let kids visit Cesar... not a good idea, because Mango told me that Cesar eat humans
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on March 19, 2004, 04:36:28 PM
...still let kids visit Cesar... not a good idea, because Mango told me that Cesar eat humans
Don't worry, I'm keeping a special eye on them, and there's some guard cats waiting outside. So if Cesar makes one wrong move towards those kids, they'll be all over him in an instant, nose-clipper or not. Besides, you do know Mango's mentally insane, don't you?
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 19, 2004, 05:02:27 PM
she is? ....well of course I know ; ) ...but even insane people tell the truth... from time to time. Probably more then sane people.
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: DragonSlyr on March 19, 2004, 05:03:19 PM
 You got a really good point there.
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on March 19, 2004, 05:08:59 PM
she is? ....well of course I know ; ) ...but even insane people tell the truth... from time to time. Probably more then sane people.
Are you accusing me of lying? >:(
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 19, 2004, 05:16:24 PM
No, not at all!! ...I was just saying that Mango (even if she is insane) could be right about Cesar, that's all.

<sigh> and I just added a little comment about that insane people (xcept the path. liers ; ) are often very honest
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 20, 2004, 04:48:15 AM
Where did Cesar go ???

We were just about to have the farting contest as well :-\, damn what a shame ;P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 20, 2004, 05:17:06 AM
WTF?! a fart contest? how is a fart contest?? (I may have a hunch I may regret asking this lol)
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 20, 2004, 05:22:19 AM
we were gonna see who could do the smelliest fart ;B
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 20, 2004, 05:42:13 AM
I support the fart contest!! (more money for me) ...so I guess I can give some prize support
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 20, 2004, 05:48:51 AM
talking about prizes that reminds me I need to get everything ready today for the winners of the flash contest :D
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 20, 2004, 05:51:44 AM
i would do that but my computer needs to be formatted :'(, that sucks cos of my damn computer i cant win the flash game contest :'(
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 20, 2004, 06:51:41 AM
?!?! dont quite follow how comes all that is related?

what is the problem?
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on March 20, 2004, 01:30:45 PM
?!?! dont quite follow how comes all that is related?

what is the problem?
Well, you see, his OS is no longer able to handle flash-files.
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Oldbushie on March 20, 2004, 06:41:22 PM
Not even after reinstalling Flash?
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 20, 2004, 06:46:20 PM
Flash wont reinstall cos the corrupted files are still on the computer, and there is no way of removing them :'(, doesnt matter though cos i can enter the competition for upcoming months ;D
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Yonkey on March 20, 2004, 07:03:43 PM
Did you try deleding your internet cache (including all Offline Content).  Usually that removes the Flash plug-in.
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 20, 2004, 07:18:12 PM
is that the temoparary internet files directory ???
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Yonkey on March 20, 2004, 07:25:37 PM
Sorry, if you're using IE, go to Tools, Internet Options, Delete Files, then check the "Delete all offline content" and hit Ok.  Once you're done that, you'll have to go to http://www.macromedia.com to redownload Flash. 8)
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 20, 2004, 07:35:46 PM
i forgot about deleting files ill do that now and then ill try downloading again :D
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 20, 2004, 08:13:18 PM
Its been downloading for 5 minutes now ??? :'(
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Yonkey on March 20, 2004, 08:28:59 PM
10 minutes for Flash?  You're not downloading Shockwave by mistake, are you?  ;D
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 20, 2004, 08:40:38 PM
No it says Flash Player ;)
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on March 21, 2004, 01:33:28 PM
Sorry, if you're using IE, go to Tools, Internet Options, Delete Files, then check the "Delete all offline content" and hit Ok.
Are the plugins also considered "offline content" ???
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 21, 2004, 06:16:10 PM
Jason you should get that fixed, there are more stuff coming... and you just cant miss it! :D
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 22, 2004, 03:24:54 AM
Dont worry Say i formatted the computer and now Flash works fine :D, so i can go to all parts of the site now :suffer:

I only did it cos you said this Say ;B ;]
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 22, 2004, 03:33:17 AM
hahahaha... we've got like 5 pages fart thread with only a few farts... we are sooo good!! ; ) Go us!!
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 22, 2004, 03:39:14 AM
yes well Cesar left so we dont have farting anymore :suffer:

How dare you desert us Cesar ;P, you will pay meanieh :P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Yonkey on March 22, 2004, 01:41:17 PM
lol, I'd rather have him desert this thread, it smells much better around here!  !!!
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 22, 2004, 02:41:09 PM
the smell is better indeed... but if he's not around I feel like we are constantly off topic ; )
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 22, 2004, 10:26:14 PM
Dont worry Say i formatted the computer and now Flash works fine :D, so i can go to all parts of the site now :suffer:

I only did it cos you said this Say ;B ;]

Im glad Im glad :)
you should have done that sooner, you :P

Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on March 22, 2004, 10:27:11 PM
the smell is better indeed... but if he's not around I feel like we are constantly off topic ; )

omg I know Im better off without the freaking smellz :P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 23, 2004, 12:13:30 AM
i formatted my computer 10 times (actually more like 20 times) last year, so i have record times of formatting, and installing of Windows ;D
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on March 23, 2004, 02:13:52 PM
Whether or not Cesar's farting doesn't bother me that much. I only feel sorry for those homeless people I let in, now they don't have anything to watch anymore. :-\
Racx_00, that's why Win95 OSR2 is much better, you don't need to re-install it that often. ;)
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 24, 2004, 02:29:30 AM
I have Windows 98 Second Edition ;)
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Jeysie on March 24, 2004, 04:14:39 AM
I have Win98 myself (dunno if it's SE or not), and I only reinstall about once a year... and that's usually more because I just want to do some "spring cleaning", not because I really need to. Of course, I also use 98Lite and RegCleaner (not the M$ program, a different program), so maybe that helps. ;)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 24, 2004, 04:46:44 AM
i usually format the computer due to major crashes and errors :-\, and thats been happening alot lately :'(
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Oldbushie on March 24, 2004, 12:49:16 PM
I have Win98 myself (dunno if it's SE or not), and I only reinstall about once a year... and that's usually more because I just want to do some "spring cleaning", not because I really need to. Of course, I also use 98Lite and RegCleaner (not the M$ program, a different program), so maybe that helps. ;)

Peace & Luv, Liz
The version I gave you is 98SE. ;)
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Jeysie on March 24, 2004, 01:24:38 PM
The version I gave you is 98SE. ;)

Hee. I meant the version on the CD that came with my computer. ;) I'm going to wait until I get a new puter to install your version, because Compaq has this stupid proprietary driver setup and everything. :P

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Oldbushie on March 24, 2004, 02:02:05 PM
Ah, ok. I formatted an old Dell, no problem. ;) Those weird drivers they had were never needed in the first place. ;) Though I did have to download a couple drivers from the internet, as the ol computer was sold to me as is without any driver discs or anything.
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 25, 2004, 03:23:02 AM
No you didnt mention anything about compaq being crap ;D, but i think i have ???
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on March 25, 2004, 03:46:30 PM
because Compaq has this stupid proprietary driver setup and everything. :P
That's why I'm never going to buy a brand-computer, if you know what I mean. No Dell, no Compaq, nada. The Dell laptop I'm carrying with me nowadays when I go to work and come home from work is property of my employer, not me. When I bought this new pc, I also specifically wanted an original OS-cd, and video-card CD, and other drivers. No "rescue"-CD's for me, thank you very much.
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Jeysie on March 25, 2004, 04:18:00 PM
Yeah, if I'd known then what I do know, I would have never bought a Compaq. Unfortunately, at the time I was very green about Windows computers... the last computer I'd had before that had been a Commodore 128/64.

BTW, where did you get your PC, CC? Ideally I'd want to build my own PC when I finally get the money, but I'm not sure my tech skills will be up to it. Is there any place that will build a PC for you, but give you all the original driver and OS CDs and stuff, not proprietary stuff?

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on March 25, 2004, 04:48:11 PM
BTW, where did you get your PC, CC? Ideally I'd want to build my own PC when I finally get the money, but I'm not sure my tech skills will be up to it. Is there any place that will build a PC for you, but give you all the original driver and OS CDs and stuff, not proprietary stuff?
Flanders is filled with pc-shops that will build a pc to your specifications, and give you all the original driver and OS CD's and stuff.
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Jeysie on March 25, 2004, 04:51:22 PM
Oh, poo, that doesn't help much. I don't suppose anyone knows of a place a little more, uh, New England accessible? ;)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on March 25, 2004, 04:54:17 PM
Since I have all I need closeby, I don't go searching oversees for computer shops that do the same. I go searching oversees for software, not hardware.
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: etgadsby on March 25, 2004, 08:26:19 PM
I NEED A FIX! Cesar lay one on me baby…   :lovegoggles:
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 26, 2004, 12:35:28 AM
Ehmmm.... would you please not say that!! ; ) ...the smell would be unbearable for the others!! ...on other hand, business is a bit slow nowadays...
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 26, 2004, 02:44:20 AM
*FARTS :suffer:
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 26, 2004, 02:47:12 AM
*Does a smelly FART :suffer:
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Oldbushie on March 26, 2004, 02:47:33 PM
*lets out a rip-roaring, clothes-busting......     BURRRP!*

Ah well, I tried. ;)



As for custom PCs, I definitely know there are quite a few here in the US, though my dad usually prefers to buy all the components from scratch at a computer show. ;) You can also buy the components and give them to the place, and they'll just assemble it. My dad did that with his recent computer because it had a complicated setup for the drives. Just make sure the components work well with each other before buying. ;)
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on March 26, 2004, 04:05:24 PM
Just make sure the components work well with each other before buying. ;)
At least before paying. I watched my (new) pc run at the supplier's place, and he showed me the specs (even unscrewed the pc so I could see it visually, not while the pc was on ofcourse). I also have the original boxes of the MB, the mouse, the video card, the processor, the CD-writer, but not for the DVD-player. Oh well, that last one was probably bought in bulk. ::)
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 26, 2004, 09:31:55 PM
*Continues to fart :suffer:

Hey where did Cesar go ???
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: etgadsby on March 26, 2004, 09:34:15 PM
Our fart god has left... (sort of like Elvis without the white jumpsuit... )
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on March 27, 2004, 01:44:29 PM
Hey where did Cesar go ???
Yes, I can't see him on any of my cameras! Where'd he runoff too? :o
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on March 27, 2004, 05:14:46 PM
hmmm.... Cesar is the Master... he knows all he sees all... and he is the gatekeeper too, he controls everything ...or not ; ) ...so it is only logical that he won't stay in your asylum if he don't want to ; )
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 28, 2004, 12:47:03 AM
which cell was Cesar in ???, actually i think it might have been z999 ;D, and if it was then thats bad cos no one locked that cell :-\
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 28, 2004, 10:01:41 PM
Cesar might have gotten hit by a car or truck :-\
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Jeysie on March 29, 2004, 04:45:16 AM
Nah, he's just too busy driving us all bonkers by posting answers that really just open up more questions and going :suffer: at us. ;)

Peace & Luv, Liz
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 29, 2004, 04:48:22 AM
Yeah but he bearly appears online at the moment :-\, it was fun getting answers that lead to more questions ;D
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on March 30, 2004, 01:42:42 PM
Yeah but he bearly appears online at the moment :-\, it was fun getting answers that lead to more questions ;D
The more questions, the merrier. ;P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on March 31, 2004, 06:14:58 AM
exactly right copycat ;D
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on April 21, 2004, 03:47:14 AM
Rob can i have a nose tighter ???, i have a bad fart feeling :suffer:
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on April 21, 2004, 03:56:55 AM
*gives tighter*

The fist one is free... the rest you have to pay... sorry ; (  ...but i do have to make some proffit  :suffer:
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on April 21, 2004, 03:58:11 AM
*farts over and over again*

Now i feel a bit better !!!
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: J-ROC on April 21, 2004, 10:36:00 AM
*farts*

 :X

Can I have a lighter.   BLUE ANGELS!  BLUE ANGELS! :D
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on April 21, 2004, 02:49:27 PM
*farts*

 :X

Can I have a lighter.   BLUE ANGELS!  BLUE ANGELS! :D
/me turns on the automatic sprinkler system in the cell.
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on April 21, 2004, 02:54:15 PM
if it's automatic, why do you have to turn it on?? ; )
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on April 22, 2004, 12:29:18 PM
Good question Rob ;D, so why do you need to turn on the automatic sprinklers ???
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on April 23, 2004, 02:12:39 PM
if it's automatic, why do you have to turn it on?? ; )
What I meant was:
/me checks to see if the automatic sprinkler system in the cell is still functioning properly. 8)
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Say on April 25, 2004, 01:49:37 AM
*brings this thread back to life for no reason at all*

lol, fart away ppl! :D hahaha ;P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on April 25, 2004, 01:57:07 AM
*eats some baked beans and black beans*

*FARTS* !!!
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on April 25, 2004, 08:32:28 AM
Both the ventilation system and the sprinkler system are working perfectly, so I don't see any reason for anyone to not fart away either. !!!
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on April 25, 2004, 05:10:01 PM
hmmm... i don't see any reason why to ressurect a fart thread if noone buys my tighters ; )
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on April 26, 2004, 05:57:51 AM
I ressurected it because i needed to fart and there was no where else to do it, lol ;D
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Storm on May 03, 2004, 07:02:29 AM
hmmm... i don't see any reason why to ressurect a fart thread if noone buys my tighters ; )

I don't see any reason to ressurect a fart thread, period. ;P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on May 03, 2004, 07:05:19 AM
Well then why did you just ressurect it ???
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Oldbushie on May 03, 2004, 07:15:21 AM
Secret girl fart? I dunno.

They're very quiet, you never know when one will sneak out. ;)

(No offense Storm. ;))
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on May 03, 2004, 07:23:31 AM
*loud horrible ebil smelly fart*

Wasnt me :D :S ;)
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: Storm on May 03, 2004, 10:09:28 AM
Well then why did you just ressurect it ???

That was supposed to be the funny part. And then you came along and blew it (pun intended)  :P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on May 04, 2004, 03:15:35 PM
/me just realized B'rrr has an official title now and I still don't ;P.
Congratulations Rob!!
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on May 04, 2004, 05:59:12 PM
thnx CC!! ...I kinda like my title ; ) yay!!

*does a happeh dance*
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: racx_00 on May 05, 2004, 04:30:33 AM
Hey CC you could have the official title of "Dilusional Looney from the KQ9 Forum" ;P
Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: B'rrr on May 05, 2004, 08:49:56 AM
hmmm...

*looks at CC sig*

-Airforce of the cat team.
-Manager of the KQ IX-asylum.

guess he already has a title... although not an official one... but still ; )

Title: Cesar's Farting Escapades
Post by: copycat on May 07, 2004, 05:08:53 PM
Hey CC you could have the official title of "Dilusional Looney from the KQ9 Forum" ;P
If I were offered that title, I'd respectfully decline the offer. ::)

-Airforce of the cat team.
-Manager of the KQ IX-asylum.

guess he already has a title... although not an official one... but still ; )
There's 'sig' and there's 'official title', those are two very different things. 8)