You may not be crazy, but you're certainly crayzy! ::)
Yay, I can visit all the crazies again! :D...and we crazies can get our monthly treats! I would like chocolate truffles, please! ;D
...and we crazies can get our monthly treats! I would like chocolate truffles, please! ;DMonthly? Now we have TSL we need at least a candy a week. (prefers a day)
*pokes hula-dancing cactus*Oww! That is not necessary, I'm on my way already!! First, though, I need to locate the kitchens, don't seem to be in the same place...
PS I think there's been tweaks in the building layout, I can't find the kitchen anymore. Snacks? SKITTLES! :DAnother new tweak to this floor is now the patient only needs to think about the snack he/she wants and it will be provided to him/her by kitchen personnel. Naturally, other rules will still apply. However, due to the grand opening of floor 5.5 I am instituting one week of unlimited snacks, barring any important safety precautions of course. So, order what you want (food-wise) , this week only, but don't bother other patients, visitors or yourself or you'll be sent into isolation.
Luckily, we all jumped out before we were transported. :DThere was nothing to jump out of. A transport link was set up between my office in the old Asylum and my office in the new Asylum. Every patient was brought into my office blindfolded and accompanied by two guard cats. Transport was activated for all three and then every patient was brought back to his/her room in the new Asylum. So you see, absolutely no jumping possible.
If I may casually interrupt, I have now stickied this thread for easier navigation. Now back to your normally scheduled program...The Manager thanks the 'Powers that be'.
If we keep up with these terrible jokes, I'm afraid CC will punish us! XD:scholar:
Monthly? Now we have TSL we need at least a candy a week. (prefers a day)Candy a week? You got it! (see above)
Hi crazies - just thought I'd come visit you all and give you my awesome salutations before casually walking back out the door again since I'm in no way crazy and have in no way been in the Asylum for several years.Your name please?
I've never been officially evaluated before either, but I'm somehow here...hey, is that a hula-dancing cactus I see?!I see you wandered into one of the holo-area's throughout this floor but that's okay, even visitors can use those.
COPYCAT! MANGO IS SPOUTING NONSENSE!Has she ever been doing otherwise?
Ooh, what sort of evaluation would this be? Might it involve those ink blots? Those always looked like a lot of fun.Nah, it's just a behavioural study. :scholar:
*tazers Haids*The holo-cactus or Haids? Why? Are you sure you don't need some solitary confinement?
I think this one is ready for solitary confinement CC.
Don't worry Roberta, I got your back *nods*
Oww! That is not necessary, I'm on my way already!! First, though, I need to locate the kitchens, don't seem to be in the same place...Why do you need the kitchen? Furthermore, how did a live cactus get into this Asylum? That's a dangerous item! Something must have gone wrong during transport.
*stealthily starts sneaking around, glancing around corners and staying the shadows in search of the kitchen all while the clutching her cactus like her insanity depends upon it*
I FOUND THE KITCHENS!!!Now really, do you think there's mouses on the Asylum with all these cats around?
No?
That's a mouse hole you say?
Then why is there cheese inside?? CHEESE! Kitcheny cheese! From kitchens!
*follows tess, poking the cactus all the while despite the scratches and scathes now forming on his hand*See? It's even dangerous to visitors.
*notices nifty, and pulls him into an alcove just before a cat-guard passes by*Upon relocating everything I have made sure past employees can no longer enter the kitchen through the biometric field, which now mimics the colour of the adjacent walls, so unless you know where it is, you can't find it. Kitchen personnel will only enter or exit the kitchen when there's nobody watching. If that tends to be impossible, there's always another plain biometric exit into an area only accessible by personnel anyway. That's actually the emergency exit, but not revealing the location of the chameleon biometric field is also of the paramount importance.
*whispers* Nifty, you're going to get us caught! There's cat-gaurds everywhere... and it's of highest importance that I get chocolate and sweets to the patients! Who knows what they might do if deprived too long! Follow if you like, but quietly. And no poking! :P
*checks the hallway, ninja-rolls out of the alcove (made rather difficult as she is still holding the cactus), and continues onward*
/me encompass Tess and nifty and escort them out of the Asylum, including the live cactus.
Why do you need the kitchen?Because it's the kitchen, of course! What more reason does there need to be?
*stealthily starts sneaking around, glancing around corners and staying the shadows in search of the kitchen all while the clutching her cactus like her insanity depends upon it*I see what you did there, Bella (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHo3K3DMgM). ::)
Be nice to that cactus! She's had a rough day, what with the move and suddenly being claimed as Nifty's daughter!
And her NAME, you wretch, is Gladys. :pleased:
Its name is clearly Beavis, not Gladys.
*steals some of Delling's popcorn*Its name is clearly Beavis, not Gladys.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Grab it and run! Bella will be here shortly... and Edward will be in tow... hey, maybe he'll actually do Kill Bella Vol.1&2 this time...
...in which case... *makes popcorn*
I miss Chamber. :(I bet Cat does too. 'Specially the closet part. ;) :P
For someone who hates Twilight so much, you certainly bring it up a lot, Delling. ::)
Perhaps you're a...*gasp*...closet fan? :o
I get weird associations with closet fan... :-\
Who am I?In that case, who's this 'Roberta' visitors and other patients keep referring to?
I'm Roberta Williams MangoMercury, the sanest forum dweller of them all who most certainly never has, and never will, spout nonsense.
You can't get into the kitchen anymore so your answer is invalid. You can dress up all you want, that won't fool the biometric scanners. You're both (still) not patients so you can enter the Asylum as a visitor at all times.Why do you need the kitchen?Because it's the kitchen, of course! What more reason does there need to be?
Aww, looks like I got us kicked out, Nifty. Here! *hands a B'rrr costume*
*puts on her old Mango costume*
*walks back in to the Asylum*
I didn't say there were mice, just their holes.Any mouse trying to enter Asylum territory is chased back out again immediately. So, they get no chance to make holes. If not the mice, who/what then would make mouse holes?
Uhmmmm... if we're allowed unlimited snacks this week, how am I supposed to steal extra snacks? And since I'm pretty sure that's what I'm here for... I must be cured! XD
Of course, I wouldn't know since I have not been evaluated. In that case, maybe there's nothing to cure. I'm INCURABLE! XD No, wait, that's not right...
Oh, what's that Gladys? You want to go play with the patients? Okay, but don't be long.Do you think I'm going to let a dangerous individual with all those pointy things on the outside back into the Asylum? The biometric scanners wouldn't allow it. I'm starting to think another admission into the Asylum is imminent...
I see what you did there, Bella (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHo3K3DMgM). ::)Huh? /me is not into this 'Twilight' snark
If not the mice, who/what then would make mouse holes?Uh... well, obviously not me! What a ridiculous idea!
Any mouse trying to enter Asylum territory is chased back out again immediately. So, they get no chance to make holes. If not the mice, who/what then would make mouse holes?Well, the holes would make themselves. Probably out of two halves. Clearly.
Why on earth would you want to steal extra snacks? AFAIK you're not a patient so you can buy snacks in a shop outside the Asylum. If I'm wrong, and you are a patient, I will remind you that such a thing would be impossible.
We resume our regular programme of '1 sweet a month'.
You've never had me examined anyways. How dare you hold me here? I demand a recount!
Number Six?QuoteYou've never had me examined anyways. How dare you hold me here? I demand a recount!
I am not a free man - I am a number!
Well, the holes would make themselves. Probably out of two halves. Clearly.Are you implying Hole-in-the-wall is capable of procreating without a Mrs Hole-in-the-wall?
See, buying snacks in the shop costs money.Might I suggest looking for a job to pay for those snacks?
Why would I want to do that when I can steal them now, eat them, and then not pay for them but not ever be caught? Did you ever *see* me stealing the snacks? Did you ever find any missing snacks? Did you find evidence of the stolen goods outside of the trash can full of wrappers (that really could have come from anyone's snacks)?Would you please let me answer questions to me myself?
No?
Well then clearly your accusations are utterly unfounded.I have altered the text in the quote to reflect what really happened.
*tries to steal a box of twinkies*
TOTALLY unfair and unfounded. The works of an overactive imagination.
Speaking of unfair? 1 Sweet a month is obviously not enough and is not healthy. Sweets appear on the DAILY food pyramid, need I remind you?Rest assured that the food the kitchen provides daily contains everything in the food pyramid.
And I am most certainly not a patient. Totally sane. *pets a passing mango* You've never had me examined anyways. How dare you hold me here? I demand a recount!Recount? Of what? Besides, why are you petting some of Mango's visitors?
I am not a free man - I am a number!Aren't we all, in one manner or another? Naturally, here in the Asylum, I'm number one.
In case you didn't get the Number Six reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner :)Before my time, and since I'm the KQ9/TSL grandfather, that's saying something about how long ago that really is. :P
Can the sanest forum dweller in the world who totally doesn't belong in the Asylum at all have some snacks?Who are you referring to? Tess? Of course she can have some snacks, provided she buys them anywhere outside of the Asylum naturally.
:'(Can the sanest forum dweller in the world who totally doesn't belong in the Asylum at all have some snacks?Who are you referring to? Tess?
Are you implying Hole-in-the-wall is capable of procreating without a Mrs Hole-in-the-wall?Are you implying he can't?? I'm sure he is deeply offended!
Might I suggest looking for a job to pay for those snacks?The best things in life are free!
Would you please let me answer questions to me myself?That seems like a silly idea when I know what I would like you to say.
a) Stealing is immoral and not good for the economy, apart from the fact it's illegal too.No, no, no. Burglary is all of those things. Stealing is irrelevant! :D
b) I can't be held responsible for what you do outside of the Asylum, but inside I can assure you it's quite impossible to steal them. If you can't steal, it's obvious you'll never get caught. Whilst I may not be present on the Asylum at all times, when I am my security system shows my everything that happened outside of the ordinary and how it handled the situation. Up until now I have never had to reprogram the security system based on how it handled anything. A few tweaks here and there, yes, but no major reprogramming.Well, of course! But I spend so much of my time stealing from the kitchen it's hardly out of the ordinary. In fact, it's the status quo!
Rest assured that the food the kitchen provides daily contains everything in the food pyramid.And you think that because it's regarded in high esteem by nutritionists across the world that that makes the food pyramid good enough? Listen, dietary needs are as individualized as fingerprints! And I say, more junk food!
Recount? Of what? Besides, why are you petting some of Mango's visitors?Because I don't recall ever being examined and yet here I am, petting fruit like any sane person off the street! Why am I held to the standards and regulations of your patients? Sanity runs in my family!
Aren't we all, in one manner or another? Naturally, here in the Asylum, I'm number one.I'm number cheese. :yes:
Those're gonna be some thin books. :PWell it's a very old book. They didn't even had guardcats and CC.
Not an escape plan, though, more like a get-in-as-a-patient plan, since CC still refuses to make me one. :PTelling you're a floating/flying smiley isn't enough?
And within the smallest Asylum lives a dead rat. Tricky little fellows, they are.Like from Wayside School? The new kid, Sammy? :P
Hi all I'm Billy, have you seen my mother?
The book, the movie, and the play are all good, actually, ...
*Files the bars off Deloria's cell and climbs inside, putting the bars back when he's done*But I'm still locked in the padded cell. :( I was trying to get out of the padded cell. And then I was going to make my grand escape. :D The loneliness was just a clever pretense, but I'm very happy you came to rescue me anyway. :D *makes tea* :D
Chocolate pie???????
:D *makes tea* :D
*Gasp* An Asylum Salon! What a brilliant idea!Why has no one thought of this before?! !!!
We need never leave. We would have tea and books and intelligent conversation :D
If you sneak into my padded cell too, I can hold a salon. :D :D :D
(Posted on: 29 October 2010, 20:58:12)
You bring pie, I will bring tea. :) We will entertain each other with talk of declension and duals and other wonderful things. :D
Is that rainbow flavored tea? :PWHERE?! !!!
In the tea set, silly! Now, what color should I get my nails done? I was thinking fuscia!*ahem* fuchsia. ;D
What is that? Blue? ???No, it's kind of a hot pink.
I'm not painting anyone's nails or dying anyone's hair. :PAw, that's okay. I'll paint your nails for you!
I won't be either; I however will post a picture of pie this evening after I make it. :yes:
Ooooooooh, Delling, I'm quite impressed! That looks perfect! :bow:
That's fabulous looking. Nom nom nom nom!;] d'aww thanks, guys! :takeabow:
The asylum is being taken over by evil entities.
*Joins icarus under his bed*
"Die" in English, on the other hand, is really, really interesting because it's not AS or Latin-based and they often borrowed and used euphemisms for death out of superstition. :yes:
"Die" is the definite feminine article (nominative&accusative). It's actually not a huge coincidence because in AS it was þe (then a demonstrative pronoun, which, as I understand it, gradually replaced the definite article but has remnants, consider "that").I think you're pretty much right. The table for the definite article is:
Etymology: Early Middle English dēȝen, dēghen, corresponding to Old Norse deyja (originally døyja, Old Swedish and Old Danish döia, Danish döe, Swedish dö), Old Frisian deia, deja, Old Saxon dóian, Old High German touwan, Middle High German töuwen; these represent an Old Germanic strong verb of the 6th class *daw-j-an, past tense dôw, past participle dawan-, the strong inflections being retained in Old Norse (dó- < *dów, dáinn < *dawans). In the other languages and in English a regular weak verb. No instance of the word is known in Old English literature (its sense being expressed by steorfan, sweltan, or the periphrastic wesan déad, past tense wæs déad: see dead adj. 1d) hence it is generally held to have been early lost in Old English (as in Gothic, and as subsequently in all the continental West Germanic languages), and re-adopted in late Old English or early Middle English from Norse; but some think that the facts point rather to the preservation of an Old English díegan, dégan, in some dialect; the word appears to have been in general use from the 12th cent., even in the s.w. dialects (see Napier in Hist. Holy Rood, E.E.T.S., 1894). The Middle English dēȝen, dēghen came regularly down to 1500 as deye, which was retained in the North as dey, dē, dee (still current from Lancashire to Scotland); but in standard English dēghe was in 14th cent. (in conformity with the common phonetic history of Old English eh, eah, eoh, as in dye, eye, fly, high, lie, nigh, thigh, etc.) narrowed to diȝe, dighe, whence the later dye, die.
*Drags himself out of bed and immediately pounces upon the AS dictionary*XD XD I feel guilty for keeping you up so late, but I also really, really love you. <3 It was a very good conversation. :D
As you can see, "Die" (which is the German Fem Nom and Fem Acc, as well as the Plural Nom and Fem, I think)All words become feminine in the plural, so yes. :)
they also use "steorfan"Any relation to "starve"? :)
"Wund wearð Wulfmær, wælræste geceas"That is ridiculously pretty. :P I want to hear it. :D
Well, if we turn to our wonderful friend the OED, we get:QuoteEtymology: Early Middle English dēȝen, dēghen, corresponding to Old Norse deyja (originally døyja, Old Swedish and Old Danish döia, Danish döe, Swedish dö), Old Frisian deia, deja, Old Saxon dóian, Old High German touwan, Middle High German töuwen; these represent an Old Germanic strong verb of the 6th class *daw-j-an, past tense dôw, past participle dawan-, the strong inflections being retained in Old Norse (dó- < *dów, dáinn < *dawans). In the other languages and in English a regular weak verb. No instance of the word is known in Old English literature (its sense being expressed by steorfan, sweltan, or the periphrastic wesan déad, past tense wæs déad: see dead adj. 1d) hence it is generally held to have been early lost in Old English (as in Gothic, and as subsequently in all the continental West Germanic languages), and re-adopted in late Old English or early Middle English from Norse; but some think that the facts point rather to the preservation of an Old English díegan, dégan, in some dialect; the word appears to have been in general use from the 12th cent., even in the s.w. dialects (see Napier in Hist. Holy Rood, E.E.T.S., 1894). The Middle English dēȝen, dēghen came regularly down to 1500 as deye, which was retained in the North as dey, dē, dee (still current from Lancashire to Scotland); but in standard English dēghe was in 14th cent. (in conformity with the common phonetic history of Old English eh, eah, eoh, as in dye, eye, fly, high, lie, nigh, thigh, etc.) narrowed to diȝe, dighe, whence the later dye, die.
* Deloria feels a little guilty for using her incredible boyfriend to indirectly gain access to the OED for her nefarious schemes.
It was a very good conversation.
Etymology: A Common West Germanic strong verb, which has become weak in modern English: Old English steorfan (past tense stearf, plural sturfon, past participle storfen) corresponds to Old Frisian sterva (West Frisian stjerre, North Frisian sterwe), Old Saxon sterƀan, (Middle) Low German, (Middle) Dutch sterven, Old High German sterban (Middle High German, modern German sterben), to die, < Germanic root *sterƀ- ( < starƀ- < sturƀ-).
A root of identical form, and possibly of identical origin, occurs in Old Norse stiarfe weak masculine, ? epilepsy, stiarf-r, stir-finn obstinate, starf toil, effort, starfa to toil. It has been suggested that the primitive sense of the root may have been ‘to be rigid’, which might account both for the sense ‘to die’ of the West Germanic verb and for the meanings of the Old Norse words. On the other hand, as the Germanic form may equally well represent pre-Germanic *sterp- and *sterbh-, it is possible that the West Germanic and the Old Norse words may be unconnected.
The conjugation of the verb has remained strong in the continental Germanic languages. In English the strong forms of the past tense became obsolete in the 15th century, and those of the past participle in the 16th cent. The transitive (causative) use, which arose in English in the 16th cent., is not paralleled in the other languages.
But many relationships are unspoken agreements to use each other. XD My needs and reasons for being in such an arrangement just happen to be different to those of others and consist of wearing pretty dresses reasonably often, having wonderful conversations about etymology and aesthetics, going to May Balls, and being with you forever. ;DQuote* Deloria feels a little guilty for using her incredible boyfriend to indirectly gain access to the OED for her nefarious schemes.
XD You have been USING me, madam! XD Ah well, it's for etymology so it's in a good cause :D
There are a number of places where spelling deviates from later AS. Most notably, "weard" is written as "uard", "weorc" as "uerc", "wuldor" as "uuldor" and "wundra" as "uundra". To me, this suggests that "w" is, literally, a way of writing a "double-u"; after all, if you say "uundra" it sounds identical to "wundra". Of course, it's possible that the first "u" should be read as a "v" and the second as a "u", but I'm not sure if the practice of using "u" and "v" interchangebly arose before the medieval period.
As you can see, "Die" (which is the German Fem Nom and Fem Acc, as well as the Plural Nom and Fem, I think)All words become feminine in the plural, so yes. :)
Regarding the pronunciation of "w" in AS: I'm pretty sure the ASs pronounced "w" as it is pronounced today. ... So it seems most likely that "w" wouldn't change much.
Of course, this is largely speculation and we can never be certain. But some better evidene is the way in which AS was written before "w" came about. Take a look at Caedmon's hymn, the oldest bit of AS poetry we have:
Because cats are EVIL. All of them. Even the nice ones. >:( And they're lazy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4)
*WARNING: Language. Lots of language.
alternatively, you can just join the Asylum patients if you wish. :)
I hope your IRL stuff gets better... RL sucks a lot of the time. :thumbsdown: :(alternatively, you can just join the Asylum patients if you wish. :)
Like I said, it's not up to my mind to get better, it's up to the one in the mythical land I (have to) rely on. It is supervised by professionals to keep its condition stable, but more than that is not possible at this moment. Most of the time I am confined to my house in this realm.
This short visit is due to me looking to see if a birthday thread for this day exists, so I took a short detour here.
No, don't be ridiculous! That wouldn't offer any support..... what are ya, crazy? :P(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/6/17/b76cda7f-be44-4363-81cc-7569e1bf8a64.jpg)
keep thinking the lady in that picture is katy PerryImagine that. ::)
**Poke, poke.** I think he was being witty. Like, "Remember, folks, the woman in that picture is Katy Perry. There's not much that makes sense about her." :yes:keep thinking the lady in that picture is katy PerryImagine that. ::)
In any case, all arguments are invalid, right? She has a frosting bra.I can't argue with that. :P
so the asylum is complete again?Maybe if Copycat were here...
*pictures Pacman moving in a circle with the familiar "waka waka" replaced with "ooga chaka, ooga chaka..."* XD:rofl:
and another time Tess walked past someone's cell dressed in a hula outfit and hiding behind a potted plant. I can't remember the details, but it's all good times.lol! XD I'd forgotten all about that.
There is a cat in our sink. Yes, really.
YES! :D SPACE! :D Named after SPACE!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVn1oQL9sWg)There is a cat in our sink. Yes, really.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww... Space! :D ;D
Oh yes! What did we name the plant? I can't remember...and another time Tess walked past someone's cell dressed in a hula outfit and hiding behind a potted plant. I can't remember the details, but it's all good times.lol! XD I'd forgotten all about that.
I guess Graham finally has been inducted into the TSL Asylum now. Heh heh! That's what he gets for trying to talk to nightingales.:yes: That's the spirit!!! ;D
We need a better nickname for you than "Graham", it's far too confusing.??? Is this obvious only if you're insane?
I think... with a name like GrahamRocks.... the obvious choice is that we should call you Hydrogen. Or Hydro for even shorter.
Or just H.
But, wait. Isn't just H actually Helium? No, that won't do at all. That wouldn't make any sense at all as a nickname.
GR?See, that looks too angry: "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Much like the troll cave in KQ4!!
lor KLork? :D I like Lork. :D It sounds like "lark" and "Zork" and "borked" and "lore" :D
Lork it is!Lork!!!! I love it! We have a new friend here named Lork! :highfive:
Delling, are you implying that I am NOT the mutton?!
Sir Cray/King Graham/the mutton is not pleased. :no:
Have you been able to have already lived with yourself following such treason?Delling, are you implying that I am NOT the mutton?!
Sir Cray/King Graham/the mutton is not pleased. :no:
I may have implied as much, yes.
I have. XD XDHave you been able to have already lived with yourself following such treason?Delling, are you implying that I am NOT the mutton?!
Sir Cray/King Graham/the mutton is not pleased. :no:
I may have implied as much, yes.
I will have been having been being shocked by this turn of events. :PI have. XD XDHave you been able to have already lived with yourself following such treason?Delling, are you implying that I am NOT the mutton?!
Sir Cray/King Graham/the mutton is not pleased. :no:
I may have implied as much, yes.
To have appeased the mighty mutton, I have offered him my throne.The Mutton is pleased.
Does this cult require muttonchops? :o
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Does this cult require muttonchops? :o
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I see this and I raise you with a furrball <3
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...Is he threatening us? I feel threatened.
Get down! That's not just any mustache...IT'S A BOMB!
...Is he threatening us? I feel threatened.
Who? The monkey?? :P He probably is... lol :P
Awwwwww, see, that one is much more friendly. :D
Hugs are still my job, right? XD
You people are amateurs. :P
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Is that the cake Cthulhu's mom baked for his birthday?
is that.... a...
nose?
That thing...does not get a hug.
is that.... a...Yes, Cez, that is precisely what it is. ::)
nose?
Deloria, dare I ask what that was ever meant to be?
Is that the cake Cthulhu's mom baked for his birthday?No, that's his birthing video. :P Don't you see all the disassembled tentacles? :P
*salutes CC*
Hello ma'am!
Yup, definitely Say, posting a reply after (nearly) every post, that's how I remember her too.
*salutes CC*
Hello ma'am!
*ahem* CC is a sir. XD
WE ARE NO LONGER SAFE FROM VELOCIRAPTOR ATTACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( TEAR DOWN THE SIGNS!!
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RawrThat is so full of win. XD
(http://anastasiawhite.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/cat-in-knitted-dinosaur-costume.jpg?w=584)
Please please can we have an asylum dinokitteh? :D
That thing...does not get a hug.XD XD
Yup, definitely Say, posting a reply after (nearly) every post, that's how I remember her too.:D :D :D Hi CC!
The mind mine is linked to in the mythical world of RL is improving, so I am able to resume my duties, but I will take it slowly.
So, has anything important happened whilst my guardcats were running the show? Ah yes, it seems we have a new patient, who seems to wish to be addressed to as Lork. So, welcome Lork. I can see the guardcats have already assigned you a room.
Anything else? Not that I have noticed but if there is, just post a reply, I'll probably be back in a couple of days.
Say comes back and the forum explodes with activity. All is right in TSL forumland! :D
That cake is delicious! :o *rolls the dice to see which squares he gets to eat*And break candyland? :(
....doesn't it grow back? :(That cake is delicious! :o *rolls the dice to see which squares he gets to eat*And break candyland? :(
But if it does, that must mean it's alive! :( And then you'd be eating alive candy while it's alive! :(....doesn't it grow back? :(That cake is delicious! :o *rolls the dice to see which squares he gets to eat*And break candyland? :(
But if it does, that must mean it's alive! :( And then you'd be eating alive candy while it's alive! :(....doesn't it grow back? :(That cake is delicious! :o *rolls the dice to see which squares he gets to eat*And break candyland? :(
You guys are missing the important thing here... there are no dice in Candyland... you draw cards with colored squares on them, obviously. ::) :PAaron must be thinking of the RPG version of Candyland. :P
not If you put them in the holo room
Please please can we have an asylum dinokitteh? :D
We need to ask permission to CC I guess, wasnt he the Asylum Manager? :O
Not the board game, obviously. ::) The actual landmass made of candy. ::)But if it does, that must mean it's alive! :( And then you'd be eating alive candy while it's alive! :(....doesn't it grow back? :(That cake is delicious! :o *rolls the dice to see which squares he gets to eat*And break candyland? :(
You guys are missing the important thing here... there are no dice in Candyland... you draw cards with colored squares on them, obviously. ::) :P
You guys are missing the important thing here... there are no dice in Candyland... you draw cards with colored squares on them, obviously. ::) :P
... Lady Jane will look like she wants to rip your face off?
What you have to do when they're like that is to kiss the top of its head. :D
It will become so confused. :DAs it rips off your face.... lol :P
CC! :D You're back too! :DAnd (conveniently) you seem to have forgotten to do what you should have done, considering the title I have bestowed upon you. :!Oops:
*salutes CC*Looks like the TSL Asylum's Official Comfort Counselor has apprised you of my gender.
Hello ma'am!
I've regained my sanity (so to speak). That's new, right? :PUhm, yes? ;-D
I did NOT pass judgement on you or your posts, I merely made an observation and said I'd made that observation before, so I knew it was you.Yup, definitely Say, posting a reply after (nearly) every post, that's how I remember her too.
One of the things I hate the most in a thread is seeing something I said that nobody would care about. That makes me realize nobody cares about anything I've got to say, and quite sad that's bad for anyone both forum registered members because 1) It does feel like you just posted and you wasted your time even thinking someone would care what you've got to say and 2) for the owners of the website because you've got no people interested in whatever the hell it is that you've got on your website.
I care. So, I post. Meow.
A male cat. :thumbsup:*salutes CC*
Hello ma'am!
*ahem* CC is a sir. XD
Correction. CC is a cat :o
It would go against all of my principles do subjugate a real life kitteh to putting on that kind of 'attire'. :stop:RawrThat is so full of win. XD
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Please please can we have an asylum dinokitteh? :D
not If you put them in the holo roomI am not sure the feline technician operation the holo room would allow that.
:D :D :D Hi CC!Hey there, former TSL Asylum personnel. :P
....but I have waffles with tiny M&Ms in them.Correction: HAD*. They are now on my plate and I must say, they are delicious! :pleased:
I just wanted to announce that YOU may all have a Dinokitteh....
I have to say, Haids, I'm very impressed. You're the first person ever to steal my imaginary waffles.*hides in pillow-fort and sends out kitty scouts to bring back secret info on both sides she will then sell to either party* :D
.....this means war.
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FAT CATS ARE THE BEST CATS!!Monster I must be then. I detest cats in most shapes and sizes. :devil:
Anyone who suggests otherwise is a monster.
I have to say, Haids, I'm very impressed. You're the first person ever to steal my imaginary waffles.Whatcha gonna do about it, punk? :smack:
.....this means war.
No one is disassembling my pillow fort castle to have a pillow flight! :PWasn't going to. Just using my own pillow. (and charching the castle whit it :P )
*hides in pillow-fort and sends out kitty scouts to bring back secret info on both sides she will then sell to either party* :D*rescues kitty scouts from doing Deloria's bidding* :pleased:
FAT CATS ARE THE BEST CATS!!If my RL cat were fat, I don't think it would be such a successful hunter as it is now. Just sayin' :pokerface:
Anyone who suggests otherwise is a monster.
Cat-people like independence. :P That doesn't mean the cats don't cuddle 75-ish% of the time anyway. :P And with most of the cats I've ever had, picking them up was sufficient to make them want to cuddle. XD And cats are clean. :P Dogs are not clean animals. :P They like to get dirty. :P I don't like to get dirty and have absolutely no interest in getting dirty with them. :P And the barking irks me to no end, because I'm high and therefore hyperacoustic quite a lot of the time. :P Also, our lab gets into absolutely everything and cannot be left alone. :S She steals food when we're not looking, she makes an absolute mess of everything and she's very loud and whines and demands endless amounts of attention and walks I don't have time for. :P Cats, while they might demand attention too, generally do so by jumping on my lap and letting me multitask. I've managed to make them stop sitting on whatever it is I'm doing. XD
Cat-people value cat independenceYes!
Cats, while they might demand attention too, generally do so by jumping on my lap and letting me multitask. I've managed to make them stop sitting on whatever it is I'm doing. XD:cat: :)
I just wanted to say that, of all the people that were about to get a thread next, Lambonious was certainly not the one I expected to get one! lol :PDoes it really count as "getting" a thread if he created it himself? I thought one of the personal thread rules was that someone else had to create it.
Cat-people like independence. :PExactly. Dogs have way too much 'maintenance' whilst the only 'maintenance' a cat needs is some food in case she has had a bad hunt. :cat:
That doesn't mean the cats don't cuddle 75-ish% of the time anyway. :PMy cat can't stand staying in the house for too long, especially not when it's dark outside and in particular when I'm at home. So, naturally, when she's outside, she can't cuddle. :P
Back on topic:
*looks through records, finds no mention of a patient called 'Lambonious'*
However, since she's a feline, she can just take residence with the guard cats. :pleased:
I only see fruit, when instead there should be pieces of marshmallow and fudge. :DYum! :D
I had a dream last night. :P You know how there are those 3D printers of wood and plastic? There should be one of chocolate. It will be called La Chocolocuteur! :D It speaks to me still. :yes:Chocolotaur?!
*sneaks a chocolate fondue pot into the Asylum* ;BThat would be quite impossible as the biometric scanners refuse anything that constitutes a high caloric intake to be taken with you but will be 'processed' through the kitchen in light of the patient's monthly sweet-programme. :pleased:
Just a pot? with all the people in here, that wouldn't be enough!Unfortunately, we are am unable to overrule favours performed by official representatives of the 'Establishment' here. :shifty:
FONDUE FOR EVERYONE!
I had a dream last night. :P You know how there are those 3D printers of wood and plastic? There should be one of chocolate. It will be called La Chocolocuteur! :D It speaks to me still. :yes:We fear a 3D printer of chocolate would need to be a controlled environment to be able to stay in one piece and might not even be able to print even one thing. But, we guess that's not the reason you like one of those. :police:
*sneaks a chocolate fondue pot into the Asylum* ;BThat would be quite impossible as the biometric scanners refuse anything that constitutes a high caloric intake to be taken with you but will be 'processed' through the kitchen in light of the patient's monthly sweet-programme. :pleased:
*builds a chocolate butler so he can request snacks from his new manservant or, if he's impatient, snack ON his manservant* :PLet's just call him a valet, shall we? :P
*builds a chocolate butler so he can request snacks from his new manservant or, if he's impatient, snack ON his manservant* :PLet's just call him a valet, shall we? :P
Yes, but will he fix our lives or simply make them very sticky? :P*builds a chocolate butler so he can request snacks from his new manservant or, if he's impatient, snack ON his manservant* :PLet's just call him a valet, shall we? :P
CHOCOLATE JEEVES :D
Yes, but will he fix our lives or simply make them very sticky? :P*builds a chocolate butler so he can request snacks from his new manservant or, if he's impatient, snack ON his manservant* :PLet's just call him a valet, shall we? :P
CHOCOLATE JEEVES :D
Cyanfruit! :D
Note to self: Find out what the drinks do, before serving them to patients.... XDWhy? There are more than enough guardcats to help when it goes wrong ::) :suffer:
Waiter? Waiter.... that's what they used to call me....
And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide....
Chocolate! Chocolate for everyone!
Copycat, I request permission to plant a Cyanfruit tree on the grounds.... or two.... or three.... ;DIf you can find a real Cyanfruit-tree anywhere, you have my permission to plant a couple in the Asylum garden. :pirate:
Now if you can figure out a way to turn the guard cats into zombie cats, you'll be all set.If you were to try any type of genetic tampering with the guard cat's DNA (not that you would be able to get a hold of it anyway) you would soon make acquaintance with their claws. 8)
Maybe? It depends on how intelligent the guardcats are. :yes:Very. :scholar:
You could always try it and see.... not that I would recommend doing that to the guardcats, being an official staff member of the Asylum and everything.... *Shifty Eyes*Indeed, you better to recommend it or you're fired. Even this suggestion has put you on probation. :police:
we could plan a new escape :DYou could, not that it has any chance of succeeding, mind you. :pleased:
*knock on the door
anyone alive? or did we all got sane ::)