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Quote from: Jeysie on May 21, 2004, 06:05:54 AM
Quote1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and  neither do we.

I think you're missing the irony in this one, folks... namely that Christopher Columbus *did* get lost. :D

And look at where he ended up!  Now that wasn't, so bad, now was it?!

Otherwise, the US wouldn't have been discovered until some crabby old Canadian senior citizen decided they needed a nice warm place to go in the winter! :D
And maybe Canada would border Mexico! Mmm...I like Mexican food....Mmmm....:D
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Questing Character

lol....nice in theory except that Columbus landed in the Caribbean, James. :P



J-ROC

Pssst....shut up!  YOU'RE NOT HELPING! :D
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Oldbushie

Lol, I love that version of the history of the world! XD
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Storm

What do you mean by "version", Bushie? it's the god-honest truth! ;)
"Never argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

Oldbushie

Hehe, sure... ;)
Though I don't doubt that it's very close to the truth. ;)
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Jael

Quote404 B.C.-The Peloponnesian war has been going on for 27 years now because neither side can find a treaty writer who knows how to spell Peloponnesian.

I had to do a test on that stupid war, and I'm pretty sure that's the whole reason behind it. Sure as heck, I couldn't spell it ;B

Say


QuoteIronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for f***ing ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow s*** even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

- http://www.bash.org/?151227

:P isnt that beautiful?! <3


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J-ROC

Baahahaha!  Ray Potato! :D <3 <3 <3 <3
Just look at me,
I'm living proof that,
TIME HEALS NOTHING!

- from Time Heals Nothing by Danko Jones


J-ROC

C'mon, baby....let's make some spuds. ;)
Just look at me,
I'm living proof that,
TIME HEALS NOTHING!

- from Time Heals Nothing by Danko Jones


Oldbushie

Lol, you guys are kraaazy! XB

...maybe I'll give my future girlfriend a bouquet of spuds sometime. ;B
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Jeysie

Hee. Reminds me a little of an old routine Harrison used to do... if he and his quartet were doing some kind of valentine to someone as a gig, the group would sing songs and such, and then Harrison would go, "What better way to say 'I love you'... than with a spatula!", and pull a spatula out and give it to the "honoree". Hee.

Peace & Luv, Liz

J-ROC

I now call Say "Ray-Po", as a reference to "J-Lo". :D
Just look at me,
I'm living proof that,
TIME HEALS NOTHING!

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Say

lol james you still havent said why its "Ray" you bum :P


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J-ROC

No one has asked.  Maybe I'll just forget and only you and I will know. :D
Just look at me,
I'm living proof that,
TIME HEALS NOTHING!

- from Time Heals Nothing by Danko Jones


Jeysie

Hee, I can't believe I forgot to mention this one before. I bet a few people here can relate to it. :D

One of my co-workers has this on a flyer pinned on the wall behind her desk:

"God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die."

Peace & Luv, Liz

Oldbushie

Lol, that's one way to achieve immortality I guess. ;)
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J-ROC

"Idle hands spend time at the genitals ... and we all know how much God hates that."

-Ol' Drippy, from the show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"
Just look at me,
I'm living proof that,
TIME HEALS NOTHING!

- from Time Heals Nothing by Danko Jones


Oldbushie

#78
"He who go to bed with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand."
-Unknown
XD
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Jael

#79
*covers eyes*

Shame on you! Isn't this forum supposed to family-friendly? ;B ;P