Re:The Kimmie thread

[J-ROC]

I like my newbies well done.

[Kimmie]

well if i put one in the toaster i like to have them really lightly done, but if im cooking them like meat then, hmmm i dunno! Lord im hungry!

[J-ROC]

Actually, ground newbie (extra lean, of course!) is really good for making newbie burgers.

Especially if you have a really nice BBQ sauce.  And fresh buns.  Mmm....fresh buns.  *gropes buns*

[Kimmie]

even after a time out your still being pervy and bad! and cats back now, so just u wait lol!

[koko_99_2001]

mmmm, BBQ....sounds like what we had for supper

You mean I ate a newbie....actually, it wasn't half bad...

[J-ROC]

Who's pervy?  I was talking about freshly baked buns...they're soft to the touch.  So supple....

[Kimmie]

this should be in the food thread! Recipies for newbies!

[koko_99_2001]

Now I know why the newbies don't hang around long.  Here we are talking about how good they are!  Chopped, minced, etc, etc.!

[J-ROC]

Well, they're no good to use whole.  so hard to digest.

[Kimmie]

well the majority of the newbies dont actually stay so we hav to mop them up like bread and gravy!

[koko_99_2001]

Yeah...the stomach pain afterwards just isn't worth it...

[Kimmie]

take some tablets to sooth the upset stomach, or become a snake and just slither about with a whole nile croc inside you, then u wont hav to eat for months!..whoops been watching too much tv!

[J-ROC]

Mmmm....Newbie....the other other white meat!

And newbie gravy....now with 1/3 less salt!

[Kimmie]

and only 1243y349765092648 calories...yes that right with extra y too!

[koko_99_2001]

mmmm....James, pass your newbie recepies this way...I want to try them out!

[J-ROC]

I just use the recipies that come on the inside of their packaging.

[Kimmie]

they come in packaging?...wow

are u refering to a
a)box
b)clothes
c)skin
d)something else?

[J-ROC]

I usually get mine in box.  It's cheaper to get the dehydrated newbie as opposed to fresh, even though fresh is better.

[koko_99_2001]

How did I miss those??

*goes to check out the newbie boiling down in the kitchen*

[Kimmie]

i prefer free range newbies, or going out to pick the ones i want and then hurling a mace at them or something! much more fun!