koko_99_2001's thread

[dew7]

From: Ms.Thank-you-very-much

there's my test    

[racx_00]

Really? Im not trying hard enough, then.  

Crystal is really a Martian Dog. You see, if each planets position were represented by an "x", which would mean earth is "x = 3" then a +1 increment to "x" results in a swap of names for each mutually exclusive noun. In other words, the difference between a "dog" on earth and a "cat" on mars is one increment. Therefore a "cat" on earth, like Crystal, is really a "dog" on mars because theres a +-1 difference in "x".

Hows that for fuzzy logic?

That makes more sense than the last explanation

[racx_00]

What exactly keeps happening

[koko_99_2001]

What everyone's been testing?  Yeah, that's what I attempted to say in my post...that got all messed up.

[racx_00]

Well I am still confused so nevermind

[FataliOmega]

That paragraph would only make sense to someone who is used to thinking in fuzzy logic.  

[koko_99_2001]

The question is...since it made at least partial sense to three of us...what does it say about us?

[FataliOmega]

It doesnt make any sense to me. I just typed it.

Dont kill the messenger.  

[koko_99_2001]

mmmhmmm...sure...

Did you just copy that out of your Calc 2 book...or is it from another one of your classes?

[FataliOmega]

Actually, its not Calc 2 level... Its just basic algebra with a logical twist to it. A Calc 2 version might read something like this.

"The animal 'Crystal' is represented by sin x. When in the positive y, the integral of Crystal is represented by the term "cat" while in the negative integral, Crystal is a "dog" so that when the integral of Crystal is bounded by the region 0 to pi, Crystal is a "cat", alternately, when Crystal is bounded by pi to 2pi, Crystal is a "dog"."

[koko_99_2001]

ACK!  *holds head in hands*  Too much!  Nooooo!  I understood the "basic algebra" should you call it that...but not this one!  

[FataliOmega]

Dont cry, Im sure if anyone with a serious mathematical background were to read the above they would probably say it wasnt accurate. I am, after all, just starting Calc 2.  

[racx_00]

That still makes a little sense to me

[dew7]

Actually, its not Calc 2 level... Its just basic algebra with a logical twist to it. A Calc 2 version might read something like this.

"The animal 'Crystal' is represented by sin x."

So are you implying that high level math is sinful?  

[koko_99_2001]

Dont cry, Im sure if anyone with a serious mathematical background were to read the above they would probably say it wasnt accurate. I am, after all, just starting Calc 2.  

*blows her nose in a tissue*

Ok...I won't cry...

...hmmm, doesn't your father have a mathematical background?  I'm sure he could assure you of the accuracy of that statement

[koko_99_2001]

Actually, its not Calc 2 level... Its just basic algebra with a logical twist to it. A Calc 2 version might read something like this.

"The animal 'Crystal' is represented by sin x."

So are you implying that high level math is sinful?  

I mean: *covers eyes and runs for the hills!*

[dew7]

Calls out to Cat -- We can overcome this problem togather with Erik's help.  

[racx_00]

*Sees Erik running away*

[koko_99_2001]

*Sees Erik running away*

He did run away...*sigh*  Oh well...we'll just make up for lost time when he decides to loop back

[dew7]

Cat, perhaps your computer has been hijacked in some way.  Do you think that a virus, spyware, malware, trojan, or adware may be responsible?  Perhaps something like this has accessed your account and is switching those particular words -- possibly a so-called "Script Kiddie"  What protections do you have on your computer.  Also feel free to post in my thread about safety on your computers in order for additional help and suggestions.