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The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« on: August 17, 2004, 04:08:29 PM »
Well, since I just noticed that I am a magical genie, I am starting this thread.  The rules:
1. Wish for anything to see if the Magical Genies will grant it!
[size=0]2. DO NOT wish for anything that cannot conceivably be granted via the Internet.
3. The Magical Genies reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
4. Void where prohibited.
5. Side effects include insanity.
6. By posting in this thread you acknowledge that you will not sue the genies for any reason ever.  Even if they run over your dog, total your car, or commit adultery with your significant other.[/size]


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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2004, 04:10:13 PM »
Hmmm...tough one.  I'm going to have to give some huge thought to my first wish... :P  Of course, the first thing I'd wish for can't be conceivably granted through the internet  XB
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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2004, 07:56:01 PM »
I wish I had a significant other than the genies could commit adultry with. :D
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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2004, 09:54:16 PM »
*wishes for a non-insanity inducing Wabbajack*

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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2004, 05:56:35 AM »
*Wishes Questie would reveal his height*
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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2004, 05:59:31 AM »
wishes, hopes, prays that 2moro goes well. if not...then oh no  :'( goodbye uni!
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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2004, 07:47:56 AM »
I think we're getting a bit away from "things that can conceivably be granted over the Internet". ;)

Of course, all my wishes are impossible ones even in real life, anyway. Like wishing I actually had some kind of creative talent. :P

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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2004, 08:15:17 AM »
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I think we're getting a bit away from "things that can conceivably be granted over the Internet".

i dont really think wishes can be granted anyway  ;-D its the way you deal with ur own life...altho sometimes wishes can come true, just ask cinderella or snow white...i wish i had an echoy well altho snow whites prince looked a bit like a woman...wouldnt mind having prince eric or aldin tho  :D[/glow]
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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2004, 09:02:57 AM »
Disney did well with Prince Eric!  Aladdin was nice, but I felt that it was wrong of him to continue to deceive Jasmine like that.  My theory--relationships based on lies only work in fairy tales...oh wait...Aladdin IS a fairy tale!
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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2004, 09:14:03 AM »
Personally, I'd rather marry the court minstrel. <3

Or I could marry the court jester, don a jingly hat of my own, and we'd make a smashingly bizarre duo! XD

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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2004, 05:22:27 PM »
I wish that I am 16!!

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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2004, 05:31:40 PM »
I dunno, B'rrr... the mods could always adjust your member profile age. ;)

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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2004, 06:05:45 PM »
hahahaha, well ....i can change that too.... but it won't make me 16 again  :-\ :S
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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2004, 06:34:32 PM »
I wish for....   XD


A new 3D Workstation, with QUAD 850 Opterons, 8GB RAM, 1TB HDD Space in a SATA RAID5 setup, a 3DLabs Wildcat Realizm 800, 3 Seamless 19" LCD's with 16ms Responce Times, Dual layer DVD burner, a sexy Case and finaly, KQ9 to play on it.  
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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2004, 06:40:17 PM »
I hope Genie is rich, cause out of interest, I just worked out how much that system would cost.

$30,328 Aussie Dollars

about $23,000 US


I want!

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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2004, 07:18:42 PM »
Hmmm...I wonder why Rob wants to be 16... :P
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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2004, 08:54:35 PM »
I wish for....   XD


A new 3D Workstation, with QUAD 850 Opterons, 8GB RAM, 1TB HDD Space in a SATA RAID5 setup, a 3DLabs Wildcat Realizm 800, 3 Seamless 19" LCD's with 16ms Responce Times, Dual layer DVD burner, a sexy Case and finaly, KQ9 to play on it.  
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Now THATS a wish.  :o

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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2004, 05:23:06 PM »
A new 3D Workstation, with QUAD 850 Opterons, 8GB RAM, 1TB HDD Space in a SATA RAID5 setup, a 3DLabs Wildcat Realizm 800, 3 Seamless 19" LCD's with 16ms Responce Times, Dual layer DVD burner, a sexy Case and finaly, KQ9 to play on it.  
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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2004, 06:00:54 PM »
Alright, I have decided to grant a few wishes here:
POOF!
A non-insanity inducing WabbaJack for LN!  HUZZAH!
Uhm, I'm afraid I don't actually *know* my height, but I can take a guess...
POOF!
5'7"ish.  Maybe.
Uhm, Rob, I'm afraid the best I can do is make you *feel* 16.
POOF!
Rob's voice now cracks when we talks to females, and he has lots of homework, is eager to drive, AND is nervous about college! :P

I can't grant any other wishes, I'm sorry.


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Re:The Magical Genie Wish Granting Thread
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2004, 06:08:39 PM »
Thanks Q.

After a week or so, we'll know if the "non-insanity inducing" part works.  ;D
 

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