Return of the Kimmie Thread!

racx_00 · February 20, 2005, 06:58:29 AM

Well you shouldn't have made it boring

And remember you didn't steal my money, you were just beng dellusional

Jafar · February 20, 2005, 06:58:51 AM

Can you say so then? Pleeeeeeease?

Warlock · February 20, 2005, 07:09:48 AM

Don't worry Kimmie, I'll be your one-man army

Jafar · February 20, 2005, 07:10:21 AM

Hey, I called it first!

Kimmie · February 20, 2005, 07:11:37 AM

oh the choices i hav to make in my life...who do i choose!

tell me why kimmie should pick YOU

Warlock · February 20, 2005, 07:15:15 AM

Pick me for my strenght,
Pick me for my devotion,
Pick me for my courage,
Pick me for my wisdom,
Pick me for my insight,
Pick me for my endurance,

But pick me because I wub you

Edit: And I smell better than Jafar!

Kimmie · February 20, 2005, 07:17:47 AM

lmao!

i shall take that into account jesse

jafar...what is your response to that?

Jafar · February 20, 2005, 07:20:45 AM

Pick me because:
I'm strong
I'm loyal
I have the Triforce of Courage
I'm a genius

I'm not creepy
I'll be a good leader for your army
I can eat your enemies

I can use your famous glow
I think that Kimmie RAAAWKS!

And I shower regularly, unlike Warlock.

Kimmie · February 20, 2005, 07:22:25 AM

QuoteI'm not creepy

is jesse creepy?[/glow]

Jafar · February 20, 2005, 07:22:54 AM

Some times, he is.

Kimmie · February 20, 2005, 07:24:00 AM

how so?

Jafar · February 20, 2005, 07:25:46 AM

He wanted me and Knight to come to a cabin in the woods with him.

Warlock · February 20, 2005, 07:26:43 AM

Quote from: Jafar on February 20, 2005, 07:20:45 AM
Pick me because:
I'm strong
I'm loyal
I have the Triforce of Courage
I'm a genius
I'm not creepy
I'll be a good leader for your army
I can eat your enemies
I can use your famous glow
I think that Kimmie RAAAWKS!
And I shower regularly, unlike Warlock.

Strong eh? *pokes you and watches you fall over*
Loyal eh? *dresses up as a hot woman and watches you flirt with me*
Triforce of Courage eh? *watches a dog chase you screaming across a field*
Genius eh? *gives you an IQ test and sneakpeaks teh results; 20! (not good for IQ tests lol)
Not creepy eh? *uncovers 'Ed Gain' like human trophies in Jafar's trailer*
Good leader eh? *watches Jafar quote a speech from Braveheart and trip over his own feet*
Eat your enemies eh? *watches you choke on a nail*
use glow eh? *watches a glow from your underpants*
Yes Kimmie rawks, but you need permission to think so!

And you shower regularly eh? *sniffs* PUH HUH. Apparantly you didn't today mister.

Pick me Kimmay, you know I am the right choice!

Kimmie · February 20, 2005, 07:26:56 AM

yeh, i was there too. we were gonna play scrabble!

Kimmie · February 20, 2005, 07:28:35 AM

hahaha u two are crazeeeee.

omg i hav a pea stuck in the back of my throat, it wont go away!

Jafar · February 20, 2005, 07:30:29 AM

* Jafar watches Warlock push around some loser who's disguised as me (not very convincing)

And speaking of convincing, this is exactly WHY You shouldn't pick Warlock.

Quote from: Mod Warlock on December 29, 2004, 12:14:56 PM

*lick's cesars armpit hair* lol

Warlock · February 20, 2005, 07:30:36 AM

*uses Heimlich maneuvre on Kimmie and saves her life*

Warlock · February 20, 2005, 07:31:26 AM

Cesar's armpit hair is yummy.

Kimmie · February 20, 2005, 07:31:53 AM

no...the pea is actually still there. its like not goin away no matter what i do..ah, attack of the pea...i knew vegetables were bad for me

argh

Jafar · February 20, 2005, 07:32:53 AM

* Jafar gives Kimmie a glass of water

Maybe you can loosen it with a drink?

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