César, this is for you...

[Oldbushie]

* oldbushie thinks Cesar has a lolita complex

[KatieHal]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0679723161/002-8998257-1556060?v=glance

The short version is that "Lolita" is slang for any teen or pre-teen girl who's way too sexually knowledgable/provocative for her age.

Peace & Luv, Liz

Ooohhhhhh.. Duh. I read that book. ::smacks forehead::  

Ermm...yeah. I definitely wasn't a Lolita. Maybe at most a Lo-late-a or a Lo-right-time-a. (wap wap...bad jokes, I know)

*Katie thinks red must be the new black font

[copycat]

I'm actually the wrong gender to be a bonafide 'Lolita'.

[Storm]

Hey, don't be sexist. Why can't the definition apply to both genders?
Or are boys never too young to be sexually knowledgable/provocative?  

[Oldbushie]

There's still a lot I don't know yet, I've gleaned some knowledge from pictures but that's it.

At least I know how the general biochemistry works...

[copycat]

Or are boys never too young to be sexually knowledgable/provocative?  

Nope, due to their development, that kind of  knowledgeability/provocativeness can only happen at an older age, compared to girls.

[KatieHal]

Hey, don't be sexist. Why can't the definition apply to both genders?
Or are boys never too young to be sexually knowledgable/provocative?  

Knowledgeable? Yes, they're definitely usually too young when they start to have any sort of knowledge!

Does that stop them from doing so anyways? Not on your life!!

Anyhow, I'm also technically too old to be a Lolita, myself. Genders aside.

[copycat]

Anyhow, I'm also technically too old to be a Lolita, myself. Genders aside.

If you're technically too old, I'm definitely technically too old.

[Say]

Cesar is a lolita in denial

[Storm]

He's a lot of things in denial  

[copycat]

Well, nobody can stay in denial forever (I may have read somewhere).