The Rant Thread !!!

[Questing Character]

What did you do to Storm??

[Jeysie]

He was heaping praises upon Connor and MOE, remember?

Peace & Luv, Liz

[Questing Character]

Yeah, but I thought he might have done something else.  I was hoping there would be a good story coming!

[J-ROC]

I'd like to b.itch about bogus job offers.

Get my hopes up, those scammin' sons of ...*refrains*

*shakes fist in angry gesture*

[Storm]

I think im gonna be the bi.tch of the week again cos of what i did to Storm

Sorry Storm

After all that whacking you apologize? I thought you were going to nominate me b.itch of the week just for that  

[Say]

AND ITS OFFICIAL THE BI.TCH OF THIS WEEK IS...



STOOOOOOOOOOOOORM!


that's what ya get for wacking Jason all week
you can say your cheesy speak or just wait for everyone to throw vegetables at you

[Jeysie]

Heeeeey... Cesar was worse... he wanted to put Racx on trial and execute him!

Peace & Luv, Liz

[copycat]

you can say your cheesy speak or just wait for everyone to throw vegetables at you

*equips all cat-teams with oranges to throw at Storm*

[Storm]

Hey! wait for the speech, CC! you'll have a better aim once I'm on the podium

Jeysie -
Are you trying to rob me of this honour? I'll nominate you for next week

Thank you very much, all you wonderful people (Say) for choosing me to be your b.itch of the week! Let me just add that no one is more worthy of this title than I. All those who know me agree that I'm a high-riding b.itch (except for my mother, but that's just because it reflects badly on her). Not only do I deserve to be the b.itch of the week, I should be named this forum's ultimate b.itch for life, as I am a far worse b.itch than any of you would care to know (as hard as you might find it to believe, THIS IS MY NICE SIDE). If I started to REALLY b.itch here, this entire forum would grind to a halt with owe and this thread would crash and be locked forever, for no one would be able to compete with my b.itchieness. Thank you very much for this title (and all the oranges)

*Squeezes oranges into orange juice*

Mmmm, vitamin C  

[J-ROC]

*throws watermellons*

[Jeysie]

You can nominate me any time you like, Storm.

(throws Rotten Tomatoes)

Peace & Luv, Liz

[Yonkey]

Congratz Storm!    

*tosses bowl of fruit salad*  

[Storm]

*Storm ducks*

*J-ROC and Jeysie get hit by each other's projectiles*

*Storm stands up, laughing*

*Yonkey gets her in the face with the fruit salad*

Ick, fruit salad

Cutting fruit into salad is so... unnatural  

[J-ROC]

I like rotten tomatoes.  Pass the salt?

[Jeysie]

* Jeysie passes the salt and eats the watermelons.

Peace & Luv, Liz

[racx_00]

*Hands more Watermelons to everyone*

[Questing Character]

>is standing in the back of the room waving a "GO STORM" sign<
>sings<WE LOVE YOU STORM, OH YES WE DOOOO
>windows shatter< Okay, no more singing...uhm...
>worships Storm<

[Storm]

Now you worship? where were you when I needed a human shield for all the fruit & veggies they were hurling at me?  

[Yonkey]

He was the one tossing the celery.  

[Questing Character]

  I can be that helpful any the time, just ask
As for where I was......uhm......>looks around for a scapegoat<....uhm.....
Jason made me do it!!  He's omnipotent, its his fault! Blame him!