Hey! wait for the speech, CC! you'll have a better aim once I'm on the podium

Jeysie -
Are you trying to rob me of this honour?

I'll nominate you for next week

Thank you very much, all you wonderful people (Say) for choosing me to be your b.itch of the week! Let me just add that no one is more worthy of this title than I. All those who know me agree that I'm a high-riding b.itch (except for my mother, but that's just because it reflects badly on her). Not only do I deserve to be the b.itch of the week, I should be named this forum's ultimate b.itch for life, as I am a far worse b.itch than any of you would care to know (as hard as you might find it to believe, THIS IS MY NICE SIDE). If I started to REALLY b.itch here, this entire forum would grind to a halt with owe and this thread would crash and be locked forever, for no one would be able to compete with my b.itchieness. Thank you very much for this title (and all the oranges)

*Squeezes oranges into orange juice*
Mmmm, vitamin C
