The Official KQIX Asylum

[Jafar]

My guard cats wouldn't be that pushy if you followed regulations a bit better.

Maybe if I liked the regulations better, I'd follow them.

Erm...  *hands you some room spray and a red crayon*  Good luck with Bob.

Thanks. This is just what I need.
Okay, now to plot my escape.

INVENTORY
Room Spray
Red Crayon
Potato Smell
Keys to the Crazy Bus

Hmm...yes...that would work...excellent...

[MangoMercury]

I don't think I'm a patient at the moment  Been so long since I've said anything in the Asylum that I honestly couldn't tell you

Due to recent statements consider yourself re-admitted.

Why, what did I do?  Oh, and can I have my old room back?  That one was comfy.

[MangoMercury]

* copycat  appears having been alarmed of the situation by a concerned member of the forum.

*is Roberta*.

Oh dear. A relapse...
*cats in white suits start appearing from every corner to drag MM back to the Asylum*

* copycat disappears again, (leaving this forum-part once more until further notice,) and re-appears only moments later in the Asylum-thread.

WHO TOLD YOU?!  This is unfair.  Whoever told, you'd better come forward, or ELSE.  

[Jafar]

*steps foward nervously*
I, well, um...I can explain everything.
You see, Racx made a deal with me. If I get someone into the Asylum, he'll pay for the pizza for two months.
You were the first one I saw, so.....
DON'T EAT ME! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I'M SOOORRYYYY!!

[MangoMercury]

*steps foward nervously*
I, well, um...I can explain everything.
You see, Racx made a deal with me. If I get someone into the Asylum, he'll pay for the pizza for two months.
You were the first one I saw, so.....
DON'T EAT ME! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I'M SOOORRYYYY!!

*grabs Jafar, shoves him inside a manpurse then zips it up*

[mark_the_merry]

no! not a MANPURSE!

[MangoMercury]

Everyone loves a Manpurse.

Want a manpurse?

[copycat]

Keys to the Crazy Bus

Huh? Where did you get those?
Oh, and FYI, even the Crazy Bus can't get inhere. There's no bus stop.

Oh, and can I have my old room back?  That one was comfy.

Ofcourse you can.

Everyone loves a Manpurse.

Want a manpurse?

Ofcourse.

* copycat takes away all (of) MM's manpurses.

[Jafar]

Huh? Where did you get those?
Oh, and FYI, even the Crazy Bus can't get inhere. There's no bus stop.

I've had them since I started singing Crazy Bus.
What? No bus stop? Spork! This throws a screwdriver in all my plans!

[Jump In Well]

hmm....

*JiW attempts to escape......by walking out the front door

Don't mind me guards, i was just visiting my twin-finalfantasydespising-nutjob-brother

[Jafar]

You mean Jump Off Cliff, right?

[MangoMercury]

COPYCAT DOESN'T GET A MANPURSE  

*snatches them all back*

[Jafar]

*In the confusion, one of the mapurses is dropped and the zipper moves a bit*
*Jafar unzips the purse and runs out of it*
It was scary!

[copycat]

*JiW attempts to escape......by walking out the front door

Don't mind me guards, i was just visiting my twin-finalfantasydespising-nutjob-brother

What brother? And oh, BTW, that wasn't the front door. You don't really think my guards would let you out on such a lame excuse, do you?

COPYCAT DOESN'T GET A MANPURSE  

*In the confusion, one of the mapurses is dropped and the zipper moves a bit*
*Jafar unzips the purse and runs out of it*
It was scary!

*snatches them all back*

That was not a friendly request, that was just my way of showing you that since you are using those manpurses in illegal activities, they should be confiscated.
*snatches manpurses back and puts them in secure closet*

*In the confusion, one of the mapurses is dropped and the zipper moves a bit*
*Jafar unzips the purse and runs out of it*
It was scary!

I was just about to get to that, but I'm glad you found your own way out.

[Jafar]

Hey Bob, can I have a map of the Asylum? I keep getting lost on the way to the kitchen.

[Raforever]

manpurse!!??  

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Hey JiW, don't bother trying escape.

I trained for weeks my escape plan: climping down a window, running through the garden and then climbing up the wall to freedom

but yesterday wall fell down ruining my whole plan so I'm stuck here until they fix the wall



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Hey Bob, can I have a map of the Asylum? I keep getting lost on the way to the kitchen.

* comes out of the kitchen using whats left of a pan as a tooth pick

why would you want to go there?

well... no more food here, guess i should go home.

*hears the pizza man arrive

on second thought...

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Is it just me or does Jafar smell like potatoes?
*looks hungerly at Jafar

[Jafar]

I knew there was something funny about that deoderant...

[Raforever]

Well... I'll be sure not to eat you  

[MangoMercury]

I did nothing illegal with those manpurses, I swear.

[copycat]

Hey Bob, can I have a map of the Asylum? I keep getting lost on the way to the kitchen.

Maybe you should try following the arrows with the word 'kitchen' on them.

Hey JiW, don't bother trying escape.

I trained for weeks my escape plan: climping down a window, running through the garden and then climbing up the wall to freedom

but yesterday wall fell down ruining my whole plan so I'm stuck here until they fix the wall

What wall? I was also wondering how you can climb a 100% flat wall, and more importantly, didn't you see the roof over the garden? (Ofcourse you didn't, but rest assured it's there.)

* comes out of the kitchen using whats left of a pan as a tooth pick

why would you want to go there?

well... no more food here, guess i should go home.

Ofcourse there's no food there, the kitchen staff took a day off due to the barbecue (and are probably out getting ATM)

Well... I'll be sure not to eat you  

You better.

* copycat orders a few guard cats to keep a special eye on Jafar and make sure Raf takes to that quote.