The Official KQIX Asylum

[Storm]

* copycat sends some security cats to apprehend Connor and put him into a holding cell, whilst he notifies Storm.

Thanks, CC!!

* Storm captures Connor and puts him through the worse torture of all - playing MOE

To save Storm a repost...
Where do you think that steak came from?

Thanks!! that one really needed to be re-posted

Is the hatred aimed at Connor, or MoE?

MOE basically, but there's enough to go around

[Yonkey]

* Storm captures Connor and puts him through the worse torture of all - playing MOE

The horror... the horror!  

[Louisiana Night]

Who would have thought, that pretending to kill Connor(and trying to let him go free), would cause.... whatever is happening in this thread.

* copycat sends some security cats to apprehend Connor and put him into a holding cell, whilst he notifies Storm.

Thanks, CC!!

* Storm captures Connor and puts him through the worse torture of all - playing MOE

I thought Connor would have escaped, during all of this insanity.

How did this floor get SO dirty???

*grabs mop*

Hmmm...water...need some water...

*grabs bucket of water and starts moping*

Why do people keep taking/spilling my bucket of water?  

LN's fire is put out by a well placed hose shot

*breathes on container of diesel*

Water, fire, cats, and pens. This thread is back on track.  

[Storm]

Was it ever off track?

I thought Connor would have escaped, during all of this insanity.

You were wrong. Connor did not escape! he stoods up and fought! but he didn't stand a chance, of course. This isn't MOE where you get points for senseless violence

[Questing Character]

>worships Storm<
Aha!  I think I know one weapon that Zero cannot defend himself against!
>runs over to the asylum CD player and pops in Britney Spears<
GAAAH!! THE PAIN!! >grabs Zero and ties him next to a speaker and then runs back to solitary confinement where I was supposed to be this whole time<
....little do either CC or Jeysie know that I've dug a tunnel to a clicky-pen factory in here....heheheheh...
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

[Louisiana Night]

Was it ever off track?

Yes, it was. It was starting to make too much sense.

*fills another bucket of water.*

[zerogravityfire]

"...cuz now I'm stroooonger, than yeesterday..."
*Zero-G hums along with the music and jigles until he notices the shoddy knotmanhip of QC, as the ropes slide of him. He turns the volume up some more til it reaches the clicky pen factory....*

"...SLAAAVE, FOR YOUU...."

[Questing Character]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Zero, by turning the volume up that loud, you've activated the self destruct sequence!!  TURN IT DOWN BEFORE IT EXPLODES IN A FLAMING MUSHROOM CLOUD OF DOOM!!!!!!!
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

[zerogravityfire]

*Zero-G, although he didn't intend to destroy the world's only pen factory, doesn't mind it at all b/c since they don't work in zero gravity anyway, what good are they? He settles in on a good spot far away from the soon ensuing spectacle of the exploding factory.....*

Oooooh!! Look at that blue and green rainbow. Wow, that shock wave almost took my clothes off! I wonder what alien stories the people in neighboring countries will concoct of the different parts that land in their backyard.

[Questing Character]

....I think Zero just killed everyone.  Poo.

[copycat]

* Jeysie steals a Bunsen burner from CC's laboratory, grabs a plastic bag from the nurses' station, lights the burner, puts the bag over it for water protection, and sticks it under the sprinker sensor.

You mean 'borrows a Bunsen burner', right?

....little do either CC or Jeysie know that I've dug a tunnel to a clicky-pen factory in here....heheheheh...
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

* copycat hears the sound of clicking pens coming from the stationary cupboard, unlocks the door and finds...QC!

OK, now you've done it! To the isolation cell you go!

He turns the volume up some more til it reaches the clicky pen factory....*

Little does Zero know the clicky pen factory is just a decoy...

....I think Zero just killed everyone.  Poo.

Can't happen, my Asylum can withstand the force of any explosion, even of one that's right outside. And everyone coming in is automatically scanned for explosives, so no explosive material can come inside.

[zerogravityfire]

....I think Zero just killed everyone.  Poo.

Nah. I wouldn't do that. The parts I mentioned were factory parts, you silly!  

I knew you were running for your life with your arms full of clicky pens when you heard the self-destruct alarm go off.

Good thing is you are now the sole owner of hte last clicky pens and can make a fortune in selling each one for an arm and a leg.(if you feel like you need more than you've got, that is)

[Questing Character]

Wow...CC plans for EVERYTHING.  

Uh..could I have another clicky pen?

[koko_99_2001]

CC thinks of everything because he's one smart guy!  

* Cat sneaks Q a clicky pen through a crack in the door

[Jeysie]

* Jeysie sighs and starts yet another pen collection.

Peace & Luv, Liz

[Questing Character]

>feels bad that Jeysie has no pens and I do...<
>looks sadly down at his clicky pen<
>reluctantly slips Jeysie......five bucks to go buy herself some more pens<

[copycat]

Good thing is you are now the sole owner of hte last clicky pens and can make a fortune in selling each one for an arm and a leg.(if you feel like you need more than you've got, that is)

* copycat thinks the time is right to unveil the new 'Cats & C°' clicky pen factory!

* Cat sneaks Q a clicky pen through a crack in the door

That's not a crack, that opening in the door is meant for passing items through.

* Jeysie sighs and starts yet another pen collection.

* copycat gives Jeysie the first batch of pen collections from the new clicky pen factory, engraved with the 'Cats & C°'-logo, therefor collector's items.

[Jeysie]

Yay, pens! Happy, happy, happy.

CC and Questie!

Peace & Luv, Liz

[zerogravityfire]

*Zero-G, being indifferent to pens, neither welcomes nor destests the pen producing building. Although he does realize the seeming value other people put ito them so he finally decides to appreciate the addition.*

Oh a new factory. How nice.

[copycat]

*Zero-G, being indifferent to pens, neither welcomes nor destests the pen producing building. Although he does realize the seeming value other people put ito them so he finally decides to appreciate the addition.*

You sure you don't want even just one clicky pen? How do you know they won't work in zero-G? Have you tried it yet?
BTW, I seem to have forgotten to put you into solitary confiment too, for causing such a disturbance in the Asylum.