The first duty of every child is to take a nap! Short naps or medium naps or long naps! It is the guiding principle on which this daycare is based! And if you can't find it yourself to lie down and take a nap, you don't deserve to be in this daycare!
So what if I am, huh? Anyways, I work better when I'm drunk. It makes me fearless! If I see a bad guy, I'll just point my sword at him and saaaaaaaaaay, "Hey! Bad guy! You're not s'posed to be here! Go home or I'll stick you with my sword 'til you go, 'Ouch! I'm dead!' Ah-ha-ha!" Ha-ha. *hic* See? Ain't no one gonna be messin' wit' ol', Benny!