*ahem* >clears throat< These are the TRULY inspirational quotes you've all been waiting for.

(Probably some of these have already been said in this thread, oh well.

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"Procrastinate NOW!"
"Dyselxics of the world, UNTIE!"
"5 out of 4 people can't do fractions."
"Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
"There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't."
And, my favorite, (this comes from one of the bands at Ozzfest last summer...the lead singer said in this demonic sounding voice:)
"This song is dedicated to BREAKFAST.....for bein' the most important meal of the day!"