Author Topic: Random Quotes... (Read 37644 times)

J-ROC · « **Reply #60 on:** May 23, 2004, 12:45:21 AM »

Quote from: Jeysie on May 21, 2004, 06:05:54 AM

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1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

I think you're missing the irony in this one, folks... namely that Christopher Columbus *did* get lost.

And look at where he ended up! Now that wasn't, so bad, now was it?!

Otherwise, the US wouldn't have been discovered until some crabby old Canadian senior citizen decided they needed a nice warm place to go in the winter!

And maybe Canada would border Mexico! Mmm...I like Mexican food....Mmmm....

Questing Character · « **Reply #61 on:** May 23, 2004, 08:27:01 AM »

lol....nice in theory except that Columbus landed in the Caribbean, James.

J-ROC · « **Reply #62 on:** May 23, 2004, 10:28:44 AM »

Pssst....shut up! YOU'RE NOT HELPING!

Oldbushie · « **Reply #63 on:** May 26, 2004, 12:28:24 PM »

Lol, I love that version of the history of the world!

Storm · « **Reply #64 on:** May 27, 2004, 04:24:33 PM »

What do you mean by "version", Bushie? it's the god-honest truth!

Oldbushie · « **Reply #65 on:** May 27, 2004, 07:15:38 PM »

Hehe, sure...

Though I don't doubt that it's very close to the truth.

Jael · « **Reply #66 on:** May 30, 2004, 04:00:50 AM »

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404 B.C.-The Peloponnesian war has been going on for 27 years now because neither side can find a treaty writer who knows how to spell Peloponnesian.

I had to do a test on that stupid war, and I'm pretty sure that's the whole reason behind it. Sure as heck, I couldn't spell it

Say · « **Reply #67 on:** May 30, 2004, 02:38:23 PM »

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IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for f***ing ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow s*** even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

- http://www.bash.org/?151227

isnt that beautiful?!

J-ROC · « **Reply #68 on:** May 30, 2004, 02:40:22 PM »

Baahahaha! Ray Potato!

J-ROC · « **Reply #69 on:** May 30, 2004, 02:48:26 PM »

C'mon, baby....let's make some spuds.

Oldbushie · « **Reply #70 on:** May 30, 2004, 07:21:20 PM »

Lol, you guys are kraaazy!

...maybe I'll give my future girlfriend a bouquet of spuds sometime.

Jeysie · « **Reply #71 on:** May 30, 2004, 08:16:22 PM »

Hee. Reminds me a little of an old routine Harrison used to do... if he and his quartet were doing some kind of valentine to someone as a gig, the group would sing songs and such, and then Harrison would go, "What better way to say 'I love you'... than with a spatula!", and pull a spatula out and give it to the "honoree". Hee.

Peace & Luv, Liz

J-ROC · « **Reply #72 on:** May 31, 2004, 02:36:48 AM »

I now call Say "Ray-Po", as a reference to "J-Lo".

Say · « **Reply #73 on:** May 31, 2004, 04:08:03 AM »

lol james you still havent said why its "Ray" you bum

J-ROC · « **Reply #74 on:** May 31, 2004, 11:23:54 AM »

No one has asked. Maybe I'll just forget and only you and I will know.

Jeysie · « **Reply #75 on:** June 01, 2004, 12:49:47 PM »

Hee, I can't believe I forgot to mention this one before. I bet a few people here can relate to it.

One of my co-workers has this on a flyer pinned on the wall behind her desk:

"God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die."

Peace & Luv, Liz

Oldbushie · « **Reply #76 on:** June 01, 2004, 12:53:16 PM »

Lol, that's one way to achieve immortality I guess.

J-ROC · « **Reply #77 on:** June 02, 2004, 11:22:23 AM »

"Idle hands spend time at the genitals ... and we all know how much God hates that."

-Ol' Drippy, from the show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"

Oldbushie · « **Reply #78 on:** June 02, 2004, 08:30:10 PM »

"He who go to bed with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand."
-Unknown

Jael · « **Reply #79 on:** June 02, 2004, 08:35:44 PM »

*covers eyes*

Shame on you! Isn't this forum supposed to family-friendly?

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