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Re:Random Quotes...
« Reply #160 on: August 19, 2004, 10:35:50 PM »
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Name your dog "Dog".
 

That won't annoy most people, at least around here.

Would you believe that my Grandparents owned a dog called "Dog"  :P. They found him but couldn't find the owners, so just took him in. They couldn't think what else to call him XB

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« Reply #161 on: August 19, 2004, 10:42:56 PM »
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Name your dog "Dog".
 

That won't annoy most people, at least around here.

Would you believe that my Grandparents owned a dog called "Dog"  :P. They found him but couldn't find the owners, so just took him in. They couldn't think what else to call him XB

I'd believe it. It makes far more sense, than having a dog with multiple names(my grandparents have a dog with more than one name, but their dog found them, not the other way around).

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Re:Random Quotes...
« Reply #162 on: August 19, 2004, 11:22:41 PM »
"Hi"
- Jon Grundy to all you KQ9 groupies


This was because I couldn't access www.kq9.org because of an ISP error. SO I asked him to say 'Hi' for me!  :P

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« Reply #163 on: August 19, 2004, 11:23:57 PM »
"The dog of your boyhood teaches you a great deal about friendship, and love, and death: Old Skip was my brother."

----Willie Morris

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« Reply #164 on: August 20, 2004, 05:31:23 AM »
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At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"

*pictures it in his mind*

Now THAT's funny! XD
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Name your dog "Dog".

That won't annoy most people, at least around here.

P.S. I know people that have done about 25-50% of those(many on the same day).

We used to have a dog named "Boy" sinc ehe was also a stray and that was the only thing he'd answer to.
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« Reply #165 on: August 20, 2004, 02:12:56 PM »
"Never trust a statistic that you didn't make up yourself."
- Anonymous
Just look at me,
I'm living proof that,
TIME HEALS NOTHING!

- from Time Heals Nothing by Danko Jones

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« Reply #166 on: August 20, 2004, 06:41:50 PM »
"I can't remember when we didn't get along. Mother had a rule that if we fought, no matter who started it, she'd spank us both. We'd go to laborious pains to sneak off for a fight somewhere she wouldn't catch us, and by the time we got to the barn or wherever, we'd lose our steam and forget about it."

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Re:Random Quotes...
« Reply #167 on: August 23, 2004, 08:27:34 PM »
"I trusted him like a brother, which is to say 'not at all.'"

-Prince Corwin from Zelazny's Amber Series

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« Reply #168 on: August 23, 2004, 08:57:46 PM »
Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of.  You know whatever you do, they'll still be there.  ~Amy Li

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Re:Random Quotes...
« Reply #169 on: August 23, 2004, 10:20:49 PM »

"If history is to change, then let it change.
If the world is to be destroyed, so be it.
If I am to die, I must simply laugh."

-Magus from Chrono Trigger

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« Reply #170 on: August 23, 2004, 10:26:02 PM »
History is a vast early warning system.  ~Norman Cousins

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« Reply #171 on: December 29, 2004, 05:04:58 PM »
Why God did not get tenure

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a referenced journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world,
    but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time
    replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission
    to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it
      by drowning his subjects.
11. When subjects did not behave as predicted,
      he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told the students
      to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements,
      most of his students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held
      on a mountaintop.
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« Reply #172 on: January 08, 2005, 11:17:56 PM »
"Where's my Supersuit?"
"What?"
"WHERE is my SUPERSUIT?"
"WHY do you need to know?"
"The public is in danger!"
"MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!"
"YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUPERSUIT IS, WOMAN! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!"
"Greater good? I am your WIFE! I am the Greatest good you will ever get!"

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« Reply #173 on: June 29, 2005, 06:32:31 PM »
"I do not leak. You leak, remember?" -Max the spaceship from Flight of the Navigator.  ;D
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« Reply #174 on: July 14, 2005, 11:32:09 AM »
"This knife cuts through butter like a Jewish mother cuts through self esteem. Hey it's true! My mom is the most Jewish mother who ever lived!" --a classmate in math
My namesake is the one you'll love to hate
Maybe it's because she's different--not the same
And such an identity satisfies my artistic brain...
I love King's Quest!
It's insane!


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« Reply #175 on: July 17, 2005, 01:48:32 PM »
"Crazyness, every one has it, some have more"

- APC teacher after a student called Rafael made an end of semester speach in class

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« Reply #176 on: July 20, 2005, 09:31:11 PM »
"God is silent. If only we could get man to shut up." --Woody Allen
My namesake is the one you'll love to hate
Maybe it's because she's different--not the same
And such an identity satisfies my artistic brain...
I love King's Quest!
It's insane!


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