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Stupid things you have said or heard
« on: May 06, 2004, 05:08:03 AM »
Right! Today, I said something really stupid in class, which made everyone laugh...through my own stupidity yet again.  ::)

It was in religious studies and our teacher was giving hints to try and get a bible reference to answer this question about theodicy and his hint was-

*Its something you will do after uni*


and for some reason (being half alseep) i thought to myself and said to my friend...*theres no book in the bible that sounds like graduate!*

Ofcourse the answer was Job, but it gave my friends the giggles lol.

anyway, I have said many stupid things in my time that seem to get people in stitches...i dont mean to sound so dumb, but sometimes its just *one of those days.*

Please help me by writing down the dumbest things you have said or heard, so it makes my day better!  :)

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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2004, 06:01:17 AM »
I say so many stupid things I can't keep track of them all. :P Harrison's got a collection of "Liz-isms" on his computer... I should dig them up an humiliate myself. ;)

I suffer from major foot-in-mouth disease... I say stuff, and then two seconds after I said it realize how dumb/not a good idea it was. Of course, it's too late by that point. :P

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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2004, 06:28:56 AM »
Feet are tasty. ;D
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2004, 07:31:05 AM »
Liz-isms!!!! YEH! I HAV KIMMISMS....the best one was *i feel so unmoneyish* you can tell I am an A grade English LAnguage student can't u, my vocab is so diverse  ::)...my defense for that word is that is a new coining...ahem...yeh right :S

one of my best friends has *foot and mouth disease* actually she usually gets called a cow after she speaks, coz altho she doesnt mean to, she really digs herself a hole...and then digs further, and then she cant get out hence her other nickname *moley* she can be quite offensive to both me and my other best friend without meaning to be...she kinda makes u feel about 2 inches tall...but we  <3 her anyway coz she just doesnt think
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2004, 08:44:44 AM »
Oh my gosh! I could so add to this...especially with my job!  I'll keep ya'll updated!

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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2004, 11:13:34 AM »
LOL! I love this topic already. In college, my roommates and I had a quote board, which was in fact several pieces of cloud patterned poster board that grew over three years as we covered it with more and more quotes from ourselves and our friends. It rocked.

A few choice things I've said:

"So, I decided my New Year's resolution would be to do fewer stupid things, but I've already broken it like six times today!"

(to a guy I knew my roommate had broken up with the day before after a brief fling)
Me: (reading his shirt, not thinking) "Been dumped?"
Him: Actually, yeah...
Me: (realzing and trying to cover) Oh, umm...what does the back of the shirt say?

Ahh, stupid things :)

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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2004, 01:57:14 PM »
Quote
"So, I decided my New Year's resolution would be to do fewer stupid things, but I've already broken it like six times today!"


 :suffer: love it!!

another one in religious studies-
*kim describe hell*...
*ok, erm its a place that is firey and has the devil in it*...
*your gonna do well in your exams!*[/glow]
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2004, 03:32:38 PM »
Haha! For me, it's more the things that I don't say. My mind wanders continually, and sometimes I'll come back from fairyland to realise I just trailed off mid-sentence in a conversation with someone, and now they think I'm insane :-[ :D. The worst is when my mouth is hanging open.

Although sometimes when I say something stupid, instead of letting it go, I just keep on digging my own grave. Very embarressing :-[

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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2004, 04:19:01 PM »
Heheh...most of this site is made-up of stupid things I've said or heard: http://gphoen616.topcities.com
I'm "Weasel" on there.  My favorite section is the Library page, because that's everyone after a hard day of school and we tend to be extra stupid.  Then again, they all have some real gems in them...


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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2004, 04:30:57 PM »
With me... it's not so much that I'm stupid... it's just that me and the world operate on two completely different wavelengths. What makes sense to me makes absolutely no sense to everyone else, and vice versa. :P I guess sometimes I don't give off a sense of idiocy, so much as I give off a sense of "Liz, what in the bloody Hell are you talking about?"

Anyhoo. I dug up a few "Liz-isms"...

"The truth is the truth. And even if you don't like it, it's still the truth!"

"It's no fun talking about somebody behind their back if they don't turn around every once in a while."

"I would be derelict in my paranormal junkie duties if I didn't watch something called 'Alien Abduction'."

I could swear Harrison had more... I think I need to dig some more.

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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2004, 04:36:55 PM »
YES!  Jeysie, dig dig dig! We must see these Lizisms!  Those ones are pretty funny, but I bet there's even better ones!


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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2004, 09:36:03 PM »
I accidentally said something insulting once...

When visiting this one house that has pets, I was concerned about my allergies, but I tried to signal to my parents that I was ok after all by saying "I can smell dust, none here though." The host only heard the first part apparently.  :-\ Shoulda said "I have the ability to detect dust very well, but I detect no dust at all here."  :S
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2004, 09:42:26 PM »
This wasn't stupid...but it was hilarious!  Some of you already know it, but I have to tell the story again!

I was at work on Monday.  This guy comes in looking at stuff for the woman's *cough* libido.  He was wanting something for his wife.  So anyway, I ask him if I can help him with anything.  He asks me which of the products is the best.  I point to one and say: Well, my husband loves this one.  Won't let me go a day without it!  

Well, what can I say? He bought the product!

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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2004, 10:32:12 PM »
This happened to a dear friend of mine who was working at the front desk of the Arts Building at my University.  There are several different theatres in the building, depending on the size of the venue.

Anyway, a couple comes in, asking, "Could you tell us where the Rebecca Cohn Auditorium is?"

She replied, "You just go in right under the sign Rebecca Cohn Auditorium."

She was so embarassed, as she didn't realize how that was going to sound until she said it. :D
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2004, 12:46:02 AM »
mmmm so many things is hard to pick one as the most stupid :P


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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2004, 04:59:58 AM »
I thought of another one! ;P

Way back a few years ago I went with Harrison to one of his barbershop chorus rehearsals for the first time. At one point I had to go to the ladies' room, but I was unfamiliar with the building, obviously. So I went over to Harrison... and I meant to say "Where's the bathroom?", and I swear that's what I thought, too. But what came out was... "Where's the table?"

In my defense, there were a few folded-up tables nearby. But it was still stupid. (And Harrison still picks on me about it to this day.)

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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2004, 06:31:27 AM »
Well today, my friend stew was trying to defend himself saying that these girls didnt fancy him (they so do fancy him, us women can tell these things) anyway, he said
*you know when someone fancies you coz they flirt and stroke you*
and we sat there and went  ??? how many people hav stroked you lately?
*hello, i fancy you (strokes)*  ;B

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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2004, 03:54:05 PM »
This morning a female colleague of mine was complaining about the fact she didn't have a personal e-mail address of a guy she was dating (and who is another employee in our company actually), so she could only send e-mails to his work-address and he was taking a day off today. This meant she couldn't arrange a date. After a few minutes of moaning, a male colleague said 'dont you have his cellular phone number?' Guess what... :P
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2004, 10:04:46 AM »
I say a lot of stupid things all the time... thankfully, I can't remember any of them. Here's to hoping nobody else does as well :P

Truth is, I don't talk to people all that much, so I don't have many oppertunities to embarrass myself (that's the whole point of not talking to people in the firstplace), so I guess most of the stupid things I've said are right here on the forum  :o
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2004, 08:47:51 PM »
I talk a lot to ppl, and I say a lot of stupid things, as a matter of fact, it would be quite rare for me not to do so, anywy, my friends are used to that and are referring to it as robpraat (Robtalk) ...unfortunatly I don't master it in english yet...but I will  ;-D

lol, well.... noone really cares if I say something stupid, cuz they know who said it ; )
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