With me... it's not so much that I'm stupid... it's just that me and the world operate on two completely different wavelengths. What makes sense to me makes absolutely no sense to everyone else, and vice versa.

I guess sometimes I don't give off a sense of idiocy, so much as I give off a sense of "Liz, what in the bloody Hell are you talking about?"
Anyhoo. I dug up a few "Liz-isms"...
"The truth is the truth. And even if you don't like it, it's still the truth!"
"It's no fun talking about somebody behind their back if they don't turn around every once in a while."
"I would be derelict in my paranormal junkie duties if I didn't watch something called 'Alien Abduction'."
I could swear Harrison had more... I think I need to dig some more.
Peace & Luv, Liz