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Stupid things you have said or heard

Started by Kimmie, May 06, 2004, 05:08:03 AM

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awesomeasapossum

That's a pretty good one.

How about this one:
"Hey (Insert name here) I bet you can't chug that whole bottle of water!"
"Your on!!" *Chugs whole bottle of water.* *Hakk!* *Cough!* *COUGH!* *HACK!* Ugh. Aw man. Now all of my water's gone..."

*ALL NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED*
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KingGraham

"They have chocolate milk now?"  ???
                -Milhouse- The Simpsons
My only wish:
To catch a fish
So juicy SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

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Quote from: awesomeasapossum on January 21, 2006, 10:32:44 AM
That's a pretty good one.

How about this one:
"Hey (Insert name here) I bet you can't chug that whole bottle of water!"
"Your on!!" *Chugs whole bottle of water.* *Hakk!* *Cough!* *COUGH!* *HACK!* Ugh. Aw man. Now all of my water's gone..."

*ALL NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED*
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on January 17, 2006, 04:28:34 PM
In Math class:
(All names have been changed)

CAST
Mrs. Valanice- Math teachah
Alexander- My Friend
Me-Myself

*Alexander goes up to ask Mrs. Valanice about a math problem*
*Mrs. Valanice  explains it to him*
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*I just ask Alexander about it cuz he's sitting next to moi*
Mrs. Valanice: Umm...Excuse me. Why are you talking?
Alexander: ---I was helping Awesomeasapossum with the math problem.
Mrs. Valanice: Awesomeasapossum, just look in your book.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Group gathers at Alexander's desk.*
Mrs. Valanice: Umm.. Why is everyone standing up? Sit down.
Alexander: But I was helpi---
Mrs. Valanice: Sit DOWN.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
::)
Wow. Just wow.
My only wish:
To catch a fish
So juicy SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

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Today at the theatre, two non-actors got into the prop closet. They saw a pair of (real) handcuffs we are using for the current production, and handcuffed themselves together, thinking they were fake.

WELL...

We didn't have a key to open the handcuffs, and the maintenance manager wouldn't let us simply BORROW the bolt cutters. So, the police came and had to cut them apart. However, they were handcuffed together for about an hour.

AHAHAHA!  ;D Stupid!   
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awesomeasapossum

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Long live The Silver Lining!

Rosella

*in an awed voice*

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My namesake is the one you'll love to hate
Maybe it's because she's different--not the same
And such an identity satisfies my artistic brain...
I love King's Quest!
It's insane!


PROTECTOR OF ALL THINGS TSL. My love runs deep.

The Official TSL Asylum Psychiatric Nurse

Official Jarada Enchantress

<3 Raforever's #1 Fangirl! *screams* :P <3

Rosella

I'm a princess even if my kingdom is pixelated.

Official Comfort Counselor of the TSL Asylum © ;D

It's funny how you find you enjoy your life when you're happy to be alive.

Storm

"Does this printer print only .pdf files?"
[Heard at the computer lab] ::)
"Never argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

Rosella

"I'm a little more more more than more useless"

Translators are funny. :P
I'm a princess even if my kingdom is pixelated.

Official Comfort Counselor of the TSL Asylum © ;D

It's funny how you find you enjoy your life when you're happy to be alive.

awesomeasapossum

-Proud member of the Kelsey fan club!
Long live The Silver Lining!

koko_99_2001

I'm going to guess computer ones :P I've gotten some weird translations! XD
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awesomeasapossum

One of my Spam mail subjects today: Nike my grandniece
-Proud member of the Kelsey fan club!
Long live The Silver Lining!

Rosella

Nike means victory! :D

QuoteKelsey: You spelled "intelligence" incorectly. :P
Jafar: You spelled "incorrectly" incorrectly :P
I'm a princess even if my kingdom is pixelated.

Official Comfort Counselor of the TSL Asylum © ;D

It's funny how you find you enjoy your life when you're happy to be alive.

awesomeasapossum

Quote from: Rosella on February 13, 2006, 05:02:26 PM
Nike means victory! :D

QuoteKelsey: You spelled "intelligence" incorectly. :P
Jafar: You spelled "incorrectly" incorrectly :P

But it also means a shoe brand.
-Proud member of the Kelsey fan club!
Long live The Silver Lining!

Rosella

Oh yeah, it does. Meh, I don't like Nike, their shoes never fit my feet, and their slogan has nothing to do with their name. :P
I'm a princess even if my kingdom is pixelated.

Official Comfort Counselor of the TSL Asylum © ;D

It's funny how you find you enjoy your life when you're happy to be alive.

Say

Quote from: Storm on February 01, 2006, 11:51:05 AM
"Does this printer print only .pdf files?"
[Heard at the computer lab] ::)


HAHAHAHA oh my....  :P


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Quote from: koko_99_2001 on February 11, 2006, 06:34:26 PM
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on February 11, 2006, 06:31:44 PM
Human translators or computer ones?
I'm going to guess computer ones :P I've gotten some weird translations! XD

Ahh, but only a human is brilliant enough to translate "spastic colon" as "convulsions-inducing perfume" (yes, that really happened. On TV, no less) ;)
"Never argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

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My only wish:
To catch a fish
So juicy SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

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dude: i dare you to slap me again
girl: *smack!*


::)




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