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Started by Kimmie, May 06, 2004, 05:08:03 AM

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Petra Rocks

PPP? To me that means Purchasing Power Parity, which is one of the ways to measure GDP, thought I doubt a Latin teacher would be talking about that. :P

Rosella

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Deloria

Perfect passive participle. :P

(Posted on: 19 September 2008, 16:43:01)


Quote from: Petra Rocks on September 18, 2008, 07:46:28 PM
PPP? To me that means Purchasing Power Parity, which is one of the ways to measure GDP, thought I doubt a Latin teacher would be talking about that. :P
Unfortunately, he would. :P
 
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Nebel

My sister (18) browsing through H&M catalogue:
'I want to be pregnant! The clothes are so pretty :D'

A few hours after she said (about a glass)
'It's not dirty at all! It's just a little dirty.'
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Shades2585

Quote from: Nebel on September 20, 2008, 08:08:40 AM
My sister (18) browsing through H&M catalogue:
'I want to be pregnant! The clothes are so pretty :D'

A few hours after she said (about a glass)
'It's not dirty at all! It's just a little dirty.'
LOL That's sad!
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Rosella

"Will all cheerleaders and dragonriders please report to the main office?"

Er... ??? :P
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tessspoon

Said something that made me feel really dumb today. Was calling to set up an interview for an internship this summer in virigina (so a 5 hour drive from here), and i asked for an address so I could get directions.  The lady got confused and was like, oh, no it's a phone interview, you don't need to come all the way up here! :P :wall:

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Deloria

My mother: He's my father, give me the phone! :P

My mother evidently doesn't like it when I receive unbirthday wishes from my grandfather. :P 
 
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Yonkey

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atec123

??? What do you mean?

My younger sister, saying to one of her friends that she didn't need a ride to swim practice, she left a message on their phone: (she was tired, and wasn't thinking)
"Hi, this is tori, I don't need a swim..... i mean practice, I mean...... bye" :P
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koko_99_2001

Quote from: Yonkey on February 27, 2009, 08:10:20 PM
Unbirthday wishes? ???

If I remember correctly, Deloria's birthday is February 29th :P
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atec123

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Hey, folks! It's the Saviours of Jazz Ballet
Fearless heroes of kick and spin

Yonkey

Ahhh... so that's why there was no birthday thread! :P
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atec123

lol technically there should be 1 today. :P
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Fearless heroes of kick and spin

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Quote from: atec123 on March 26, 2009, 06:57:01 PM
Quote from: Farquhar on March 26, 2009, 04:47:14 PM
I'm rather fond of rum and coke, though it has now been ages since I have had any. Only occasionally do I have a drink. :)
coke doesn't have alcohol
XD
(No offense meant of course, Atec)
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Deloria

A girl in most of my classes *sounding as though she's reading from a paper*: What's the ind-i-ca-tive?


She calls me to ask me this. On a Sunday. :P During vacation. :P While I'm studying. *sighs* Even if the answer weren't so blatantly obvious (keep in mind that we constantly go back to studying moods in my German class (not to mention French and English) and said girl would know this if she paid even the slightest bit of attention), it would still be rude. Hasn't anyone heard of wikipedia?

I explain and use an example in the present tense.
She then asks if <insert the same example in the perfect tense> is also indicative.
After which I affirm that it is, she asks me to define the terms reflexive, transitive and intransitive verbs. ::)

*sighs*
 
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Delling

My dad on why tethering through his pager doesn't always work: "It has some bad memories from having previously connected."

On another note, in defining transitive vs. intransitive, you should have dived into a discussion of transitivity, ergativity, ditransitivity, and morphosyntactical alignment in general. (See, I've heard of wikipedia. :P)
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...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

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