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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #380 on: April 19, 2010, 09:59:51 AM »
I was at the supermarket a few days ago and noticed the word "Lebensraum" was printed on all of the dividers. XD I so want us to annex Germany now. :D
 
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #381 on: April 19, 2010, 03:31:56 PM »
Hrmm... if I send you the panthera, do you think you could annex it within the next month or so? :P ...though I suppose you still have to set yourself up as Queen of Switzerland first... well, still some civil unrest never did an economy much good. :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #382 on: April 20, 2010, 01:29:03 AM »
A month should be quite adequate, yes. :D How will you find the ligers? Nationalists rejoice! We may have our unified German state within a year (Liechtenstein will take longer). :D
 
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #383 on: April 20, 2010, 06:23:24 AM »
The breeding will be done in a time dilation field. :pleased:
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #384 on: April 20, 2010, 12:37:07 PM »
But could you part with them? :P
 
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« Reply #385 on: April 20, 2010, 03:06:36 PM »
Hrmm... certainly long enough for Germany... Liechtenstein might be another matter: how long do you think that would take?
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #386 on: April 21, 2010, 08:50:14 AM »
It depends. :P I suppose the fastest way to do this would be to marry Prince Hans Adam II, then get him to name me as his successor/co-regent. :D Maybe 2 more weeks? He's bound to admire the idea of a unified German state and not fight it. :P
 
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #387 on: April 21, 2010, 09:43:49 AM »
Would there be an "accident" in Hans future sometime thereafter? (only if he just names you successor right? :P)

Well, in any case, that seems more than doable. *sets up the time dilation fields* ;D
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #388 on: May 21, 2010, 06:17:44 PM »
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #389 on: May 29, 2010, 03:28:09 PM »
Doctor taking my medical history a few days ago: Do you have a life partner?
Me: I'm eighteen...?
 
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #390 on: May 29, 2010, 05:25:23 PM »
pfft, like people don't marry at 18, two of my friends did at least.
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« Reply #391 on: May 30, 2010, 12:53:49 AM »
Indeed? :D Did you help plan their wedding? :P
 
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #392 on: May 30, 2010, 01:29:08 AM »
ofcourse not! I do not approve marrying that young!  :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #393 on: May 30, 2010, 08:13:51 AM »
Yes, yes, much better to marry when your age is N/A. :P
 
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #394 on: May 30, 2010, 08:26:23 AM »
Doctor taking my medical history a few days ago: Do you have a life partner?
Me: I'm eighteen...?
you could go on: "I've barely had a life yet... but then again... hrmm... a life partner from the time I'm 18... ok, sounds like fun, put me down for one of those... does it come with fries and drink?"
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #395 on: May 30, 2010, 08:29:39 AM »
Doctor taking my medical history a few days ago: Do you have a life partner?
Me: I'm eighteen...?
you could go on: "I've barely had a life yet... but then again... hrmm... a life partner from the time I'm 18... ok, sounds like fun, put me down for one of those... does it come with fries and drink?"
They stawved me. :(
 
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #396 on: May 30, 2010, 08:47:40 AM »
how howwible.
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #397 on: May 30, 2010, 01:19:38 PM »
Yes, yes, much better to marry when your age is N/A. :P

What age is N/A?  :-\
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #398 on: May 30, 2010, 01:29:41 PM »
That's YOUR age, silly! You have it hidden on your profile. :P
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« Reply #399 on: May 30, 2010, 04:22:50 PM »
Owww, never knew I had it hidden!  :o

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