careful if you choke on your own tongue one of these days bob, cuz you sure like to poison up things dont you? lol 
My dad chokes more than me, due to the fact the entrace to his esophagus is quite small. Mine is a bit wider than his, so I choke much less. Sometimes I
bite on my own tongue, but I've never choked on it (yet).
And yes, I'd almost do anything to 'spice up' a conversation.
