Kim-Cat Kissing Corner

[koko_99_2001]

You could do the same

[Jafar]

Well...I...uh...(No! Focus! Thats an irrational fear anyway! Get a grip.)

[racx_00]

Don't be afraid Jafar, you can do it

[Jafar]

*Whines*Do I haaaave toooo?

[racx_00]

Yes, you must

[Jafar]

What if she doesn't want me to?

[racx_00]

Then don't kiss her

[koko_99_2001]

Well, we'll just wait to see what she says...but you need to be ready should the opportunity come up.

[racx_00]

Yeah just prepare yourself

[Jafar]

But what if...Gah, I need to get out of "Weasel out mode". I mean, she's not a evil hag or anything. And maybe it will be fun.
(But what if...)
I just need to chill out... it's not the end of the world...

[koko_99_2001]

*pokes Jafar*

No...it's not the end of the world.

[Jafar]

ACK!
Oh, it's you.
Geez, I feel like I'm going on an expensive date or something.

[racx_00]

Repeat after me:

-There is nothing wrong with kissing a beautiful girl/woman
-I should not be afraid of kissing a beautiful girl/woman
-If the girl/woman I am kissing looks like Gruntilda, then I should run

And if that doesn't help then I don't know what will

[Jafar]

Okay, I'll try it.

* Jafar starts mumbling the words.

[racx_00]

*Hits Jafar*

Say those lines

[koko_99_2001]

  Jason!  Poke...tap...fine.  But hit?  Poor Jafar!

[Jafar]

Oof! Sorry, Jason Sir.

* Jafar says them quietly.

[racx_00]

Don't worry it was only a wooden baseball bat , nothing that would hurt too much

[Jafar]

*grumble-grumble-grumble...*

[racx_00]

Now say the lines at normal volume