Virtual Food Fight!

[Delling]

Ah, an ally in the continuing battle... Prepare the PEZ dispenser-cannons for immediate deployment to the frontline! Fire the powdered sugar into the air! (that's right: powdered sugar snow... in APRIL!)

[tessspoon]

*prepares the PEZ dispenser-canons*
*fires the powdered sugar*
*throws in a call to the Peeps for good measure*

[PirateKingChris]

*slips in a mango smoothie, and falls in a group of sugarbugs, squashing eleven*
*pulls out a cake shield and whips at the  rock candy golems with a 10 foot licorice whip*

[restamper]

*looks around at mayhem* i think i'll go with the rock candy eating superbugs!

*mounts one of the bugs that Alexander enlarged for me to ride into battle*
*grabs slingshot and bag of frozen ravioli*

im ready for battle!

[Gilgamesh]

* uses a catapult to launch many steaks on the battlefield *

[tessspoon]

*makes the Peeps super hyper by feeding them more sugar*
*fires the first half of the Pez dispenser-canons*
*is temporarily knocked out before firing the second half by a flying steak*

[Delling]

*orders pixie stix gnomes to guard tess's position while she recovers*
*fires the other half of the pez cannons*
*orders ninjas armed with pixie stix for swords and sugar cookie ninja stars to the front line*

Pixie stix pixies, mount the peeps and fly and charge into battle!

[PirateKingChris]

*turns the heat way up, hoping to melt many combatants, and making many of their commanders stick to the floor*

[Gilgamesh]

* fires gaint grapes at everyone *

[tessspoon]

*finally recovers from steak*

I'm OK!

*stands halfway up*

Ack! I'm stuck!

*is hit in the head again by a giant grape*
*falls down*

I'm still OK!

*finally gets up*
*fires a few hard candies toward the source of the giant grapes*

[Delling]

Sugary forces march over the steak catapult converting it into a marshmallow catapult.

*fires flaming marshmallows while the army moves on*

[tessspoon]

*sends the non-melted pixie stick gnomes to move on*
*finds an unmounted peep and mounts it*
*rides toward the front lines to see how the battle is going*

[Gilgamesh]

*gets him by some of the cande*
AAAAAaaah it burns, wait, it just takes great.

* Fires cucumber *

[Jafar]

*zaps cucumber with Brine-O-Ray, turning it into a pickle mid-flight*

[Delling]

*gets hit by pickle*

eww!  The brine and heat are melting my forces...

Prepare catapult for firing of s'mores.
Gather as much of the syrups and sugary run-off of the melting forces as you can and fall back!

We're not down yet. 

[Gilgamesh]

* throws bananapeels *

[tessspoon]

*barely avoids being hit by banana peels*
*quickly scoops up syrup and sugar run-off into a giant, hollow chocolate rabbit*

*rides back towards base*

[Deloria]

*joins Delling and fires the smore-cannon* *then grabs her own sword made from pixiesticks and runs out into the field, where she is promptly hit by a chocolate strawberry*

[Delling]

*dumps all the sugary run-off into a giant confectioner's pot*
*orders a detachment of his forces to push towards Deloria's position*
*opens 5 mo. old chocolate bunnies*

These will help with the defense even if they are all melty.

*eyes confection pot*
Won't be long now. 

[Gilgamesh]

* releases the giant chocolate birds in the air and sees them dropping giant chocolate-eggs everywhere *