Virtual Food Fight!

[Drunken Chinchilla]

*Dives infront of the jam stream and absoards it into the bread like substance covering body*

*clenches fists and starts to glow*

*The bread and jam explodes DBZ stylee splatting the slowed down (thanks Q) Cat, Jael and Kimmie against the wall*

*Flies round the room picking up anyone that was reinforcements and rushes to floor 3 to make a bunker out of the giant pumpkins on the floor*

phew....

[koko_99_2001]

*peels herself off the wall*

*begins tugging a stove up to the 3rd floor*

[koko_99_2001]

*makes it to the third floor*

*starts making pumpkin pies*

[Drunken Chinchilla]

HAHAHAHA OMG! MEAN!!  

*"Flee my allies, we are under attack and I AM SLAIN"*

*slumps over the side of pumpkin slowly cooking....*

[koko_99_2001]

*revives Alex with a   *
 I'm sorry...I didn't mean to kill you!

*everyone smells the pumpkin pies and scurry out of the building like mice*

*starts pelting them with pumpkin pies out the window*

*Alex is revived...hands him a pie topped with a dapple of whipped cream*

[Drunken Chinchilla]

HA HAAAA! You fell for it!

*splats pie in Cats face and opens back door for everyone who ran*

 

[koko_99_2001]

*wipes pie off face*

*ties links of licorise together to make a rope*

*trips Alex up with the new rope*

*does a super flying kick and closes the back door*

[Questing Character]

Say, don't worry...farts count because its "Cutting the Cheese"!

Okay, now...Cat....just for posting so madly against my ally here, and because I seem to have a knack for surviving the most bizarre things (y'all will have to read some of the threads here) so.......
It's not human food but....
>opens the bag of my cat's special dry food that looks and smells like rabbit droppings.....and then hurls them at Cat< HA!  Try moving around on those roll-y pellets! >runs around the spilled cat food and opens the door and runs out<

[B'rrr]

*comes out of his secret hiding place on roof*

*empties the big silo on top of it, in the ventilation system so that every floor is beeing flooded by 10 cm of corn*

*turns on the floor heating system*

pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!

lotsa popcorn!!

* B'rrr  noticed that every floor is filled to the top with popcorn

  I'm so sorry!!

*starts eating the popcorn*

[koko_99_2001]

*uses the grace of a cat to get through the spilled cat food with no trouble*

*starts eating popcorn* I just love popcorn...spent a year and a half not being able to eat it...and now I can!

[racx_00]

*heads down to third floor*

*fires rotten eggs at Rob, Rob then gets stuck on a wall covered with jam*

*throws moldy chocolate at Cat, and gets it right in her mouth*

*attacks Say with popcorn*

[koko_99_2001]

*eats chocolate* Thanks Jason...and fyi...chocolate doesn't mold...

[racx_00]

thats cos i wiped the mold from the cheese and mashed it into the chocolate , so i hope you like the mold

[B'rrr]

*escapes his difficult situation(and his fridge) by using his secret escape drawer*

*hides in a pack of soja beans*

[racx_00]

*Tries to lift pack of Soja beans, and then realises Rob is in there, so he attacks Rob*

[B'rrr]

*takes a carrot in his right hand*

*takes a banana in his left hand*

*keeps poking Jason with them till he freakz out*

[racx_00]

*decides to freak out*

*grabs an apple and an orange*

*pokez Rob with them both till he freakz out*

[B'rrr]

*freakz out*

*reach for his skittelgun*

*shoots the orange and the apple to pieces*

*vanish into darkness....*

[racx_00]

*follows Rob into darkness, but in a slight Matrix way*

[B'rrr]

*turns around and shoots a bolt of ketchup at Jason with his handy squeeze bottle*

*turns right in the darkness*