Virtual Food Fight!

[tessspoon]

I LIIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!!

*throws coconuts at PK in retaliation*

[snabbott]

*Throws the Stinky Cheese Man at PK.*

[PirateKingChris]

Hey I never said Tessy died, I just said I froze her in Jello

*bops away the coconuts with a salami bat*

*applies a clothespin to his nose and calmly melts the Stinky Cheese Man with a flamethrower*

[snabbott]

*picks up the melted stinky cheese and pours it on Elessar*

[Elessar]

*Turns on a blender at full speed and blows as much cheese as he can off of himself and onto Yonkey*

*Grabs a handful of brussel sprouts and slings them at Tessy*

[tessspoon]

*ducks behind the closest hard-candy rock to avoid the sprouts*

*hurls several bananas back at Elessar while under cover*

[Elessar]

*Grabs as many bananas as he can before they hit him. Takes of the peels and throws them into the middle of the room, hoping to make people slip. Mushes up the fruit and chucks the glob at snabbott, which gets stuck in his hair.*

[chucklas]

*hears about a food fight and ducks under the table*

[PirateKingChris]

*splashes a bucket full of grape juice under the table at chucklas*

*flings extra sticky brownie batter around the room*

[snabbott]

*takes the banana glop out of his hair, makes a banana cream pie out of it, and hits PK in the face with it*

[chucklas]

*Deflects grapejuice into elessar with umbrella*

[PirateKingChris]

*slapshots oranges around the room with a hockey stick*

[Elessar]

*Pulls out an air compressor and rigs it up with a hose. He then proceeds to spray chucklas with high-presssured Root Beer*

[Delling]

*finds some key lime pie warriors, marshmallow soldiers, and even a unicorn peep*
*keeps looking and finds 3 or 4 ice-cream pie soldiers, 2 boston cream pie archers, a lone cherry pie medic along with a lone blue berry pie bombadier, and a pixie stix pixie who has been living out in the Pixie Stix Dessert Desert with the aid of a pixie stix gnome and rock candy golem*

*recalls his dragon peeps to the castle defense and populates the castle with his recovered forces*

[Elessar]

*Unleashes the Cookie Monster on Delling's infantry, which are utterly devastated*

[Gilgamesh]

*retaliates whit his grape-monster*
I needed a lot of energy to bring al those grapes alive.

[Delling]

*Unleashes the Cookie Monster on Delling's infantry, which are utterly devastated*

...but... but my infantry isn't in the field... all of my forces are defending my fudge/chocolate castle

[Yonkey]

*eats his way through front door of castle*

[Delling]

Gah! *flips out* Do you have any idea how long it takes to make a door of fudge!? *puts in an order to the kitchens which are also made of chocolate* Ya know... there was an open invitation to come feast in the dining hall... you could have KNOCKED!

[Yonkey]

Gah! *flips out* Do you have any idea how long it takes to make a door of fudge!?

Yes, and it was worth every bite!