Virtual Food Fight!

[Kimmie]

cheesecake! nothing gets cheesecake out  

throws a plate of spaghetti at alex

[koko_99_2001]

*fires spaghetti sause at Alex to go with the spaghetti noodles from Kimmie*

[Drunken Chinchilla]

OMG IM UNDER ATTACK!

*calls for reinforcements!*

*sits rocking backwards and forwards while cold spag bog slides down back*

[koko_99_2001]

*tackles Alex*

*holds him down waiting for Kimmie*

[Kimmie]

runs along the field in her rugby clothes....*its getting harder and harder to breathe*

tackles alex with meatballs and smooshes them in his face and ties spaghetti in his hair, aw pretty ribbons  

tags cat...your turn! time for a scrum to get some tactics!

[Drunken Chinchilla]

GAH! ANYONE HELP ME!

*Crawls inside an empty melon shell and fires pips at the two barbarians*

[Kimmie]

im no barbarian!im a savage bunnny

grrrrrrrrrrr

[koko_99_2001]

I'm no barbarian...I'm just a bruised dancer! OUCH!

Cat

[Kimmie]

smothers alex in honey....mwhahahahaha the newest way to tar and feather but the sweeter style coz im so nice to u  

[koko_99_2001]

*Rolls Alex in the flour left over from earlier*

*gives him a big smackeroo   *

[Kimmie]

mwhahahaha gives cat a *high five* oh yes im back in the 90s

go get him, my sista!

[Drunken Chinchilla]

I'm like some honey bread hybrid thing now! I could be used as food!

*FLEEEEEEEESSSSSS*  

[koko_99_2001]

*throws coconut cream pie with such force at Alex's back it knocks him face first into a pile of chocolate pudding!*  mwahahahahah

[Questing Character]

There has been an excessive use of cheese as weaponry in this thread....the Cheese is not pleased!  Let his dairy products grow and prosper in peace!

Oh...and...aheheheh...you wanted reinforcements, Alex?  This is the best I can do....
>begins spraying Insure (the protein drink/vile sludge, you all know what I'm talking about) at Cat and Kimmie< That should keep them from moving (or at least attacking) long enough for you to make a get-away, Alex!

[B'rrr]

arggg!!  

*struggles to get rid of all the magnets*

ugh!! not fair Alex!!  

*modifies his automatic ball launcher*

*launces his 1857 pizza's*

[Jael]

*takes melon off head and throws straight at Rob*

*slides through goat cheeze to get to Jael...picks her up and dumps her into a huge tub of cole slaw (courtasy of the movie Never Been Kissed)*

Not nice, Cat Coleslaw

*Mixes honey and chocolate chips together, throws it at Say, Kimmie and Cat, watches as they run away screaming "CALORIES! CALORIES! AHHHH!" *

*Fills super soaker with chilli and parsley sauce*

*Drenches B'rrr and Alex in sauce*

 

[koko_99_2001]

*ducks behind the B'rrrefrigerator to get away from Jael*

*sees B'rrr taking off the magnets*

*starts attaching her study cards on B'rrr*

[racx_00]

*waits on the 7th floor with a gun loaded full of rotten eggs*

*stocks up on moldy chocolate*

*gets spare ammunition(eggs)*

*continues to wait for every1*

[Say]

lol poor alex that was like a WHOLE page of attack just for him hahaha

FEAR NOT

ARGH Im under attack as well! bwahaha, Im gonna be meanieh ...

*releases the ultimate most powerful weapon on the forum called CESAR FARTS and wears nose protection*
(I know that's not food but... lol do I need to explain? no right? )


...ok that should have everyone knock out for at least a few, run alex run!

[koko_99_2001]

Sorry to burst your bubble, Say, but I've been wearing nose tighteners since they went on sale!

*begins firing blueberry jam at Say*