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Offline ashokia

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Hola!
« on: February 19, 2012, 10:07:37 PM »
Hi everyone! So I use this site called Swagbucks. They had this offer to buy a game for $2.99 and in return you'd get 800 points, which is like $8. I figured what the heck. So I downloaded this game that sounded a lot like the old King's Quest games. It was so lame. I finished it in like two hours. But it made me nostalgic for the old King's Quest and LSL games. (Yes I am a girl and yes I love LSL. He's such a little pervert and I love him for it!)

Anyway, I googled games like King's Quest and yours was the third link on the list. Click.

I'm trying to patiently wait for my download to finish but I've still got 8 minutes and 54 seconds and counting.

I think I was like twelve when I played my first King's Quest game. I had sucky eye hand coordination so I can't tell you how many times I died just walking into crap.

Six minutes and 52 seconds remaining.

I just had a baby and it was most definitely not immaculate conception, so I'm sure you can figure out I'm not a virgin. (Seems to be a lot of public declarations about people's virginity on this forum?) I am married though, so don't stone me or anything.

Three minutes and 47 seconds remaining.

I did kiss a girl once, and I liked it, but she wasn't wearing any cherry chapstick. I prefer strawberry flavour anyway.

Less than a minute now, and I've run out of interesting things to say, so I'll bid you adieu for now!

xoxo ash
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Re: Hola!
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2012, 06:19:13 AM »
Welcome ashokia! Hope you enjoy the game! :D

Congratulations on the baby, too! (and don't worry, we stone very rarely;) )

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Re: Hola!
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2012, 09:39:30 PM »
I think, ashokia, that you will blend in very nicely here. :D

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Re: Hola!
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2012, 10:54:54 PM »
(Seems to be a lot of public declarations about people's virginity on this forum?)

LOL you must have been in the asylum threads or something, or I just don't pay as much attention to the forums as I thought.

But yes, welcome aboard and I hope you enjoy the game!  There's a lot of exciting things going on around here right now so enjoy the community and try to be nice to spambots.
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Re: Hola!
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2012, 02:14:28 AM »
(Seems to be a lot of public declarations about people's virginity on this forum?)

LOL you must have been in the asylum threads or something, or I just don't pay as much attention to the forums as I thought.

But yes, welcome aboard and I hope you enjoy the game!  There's a lot of exciting things going on around here right now so enjoy the community and try to be nice to spambots.

Yes, because the last guy to anger a spambot had a nasty experience. (**Graphic Violence Warning**)
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Re: Hola!
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2012, 08:42:57 AM »
(Seems to be a lot of public declarations about people's virginity on this forum?)
LOL you must have been in the asylum threads or something, or I just don't pay as much attention to the forums as I thought.
Actually, a few of us declare it in the original "Welcome Newcomers!" thread. I knew exactly what she was talking about! :yes:
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Re: Hola!
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2012, 09:58:48 PM »
(Seems to be a lot of public declarations about people's virginity on this forum?)
LOL you must have been in the asylum threads or something, or I just don't pay as much attention to the forums as I thought.
Actually, a few of us declare it in the original "Welcome Newcomers!" thread. I knew exactly what she was talking about! :yes:
[Deloria probably has no idea what she's talking about and most certainly shouldn't have posted shortly after SWIM figured out that grapefruit juice and tonic water are oxycodone potentiators. ::)]

Oh, and welcome! :D

Edit #2: And yes, SWIM did have fun! :D
« Last Edit: February 23, 2012, 09:42:55 PM by Deloria »
 
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Re: Hola!
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2012, 09:22:55 PM »
So I am on episode three and I am loving it! I told a good friend of mine about it and he downloaded the game straight away too. So we've been helping each other figure out all the riddles.

Thanks so much for all the welcoming comments. Didn't see them before now because I've been too busy playing the game. LOL.
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Re: Hola!
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2012, 11:53:15 AM »
...figured out that grapefruit juice and tonic water are oxycodone potentiators. ::)
<geek>I don't know about tonic water, but grapefruit juice is an inhibitor of cytochrome P450 3A4, an enzyme involved in metabolism of a LOT of medications.</geek>

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Re: Hola!
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2012, 05:23:55 PM »
In my case it was trial and error, then I looked up the chemical properties. XD
 
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