-Is so bored/writer's block prone that she wants to write a KQ fanfic (trollfic?) with an obviously blatant Mary Sue who twuly wuvs King Graham even though he's happily married. When he constantly rejects her, starting to get very annoyed by now, she takes matters into her own hands, mainly by:
Killing Valanice in her sleep ala Alhazred, to Graham's horror.
Sealing off Castle Daventry, so her twu wuv can't escape. This also prevents Alexander and Rosella from helping.
Killing (or at least subduing) any guards who try to help Graham with her Speshul Powers.
Spawning mini... Somethings everywhere. What's a prominent animal/creature in the series that doesn't talk usually talk? Fairies are already tiny.
Forcing Graham to fight to the death in single combat once she corners him. She wins with the logic of, "If I can't have you, nobody can!" luckily, she does know the sense of fair play and waits patiently for him to armed.
Disguising herself as a "new servant girl" in order to get into the Castle to begin with, not even doing her job and dressing inappropriately in the process.
Playing "Nice" whenever Graham is around. But when he leaves the room... Well, let's just say that she keeps whoever complains or tries to squeal "quiet".
She is taken care of by two members of the PPC (Protectors of The Plot Continuum), specically the DMS (Department of Mary Sues) who happen to be big Sierra fans. While, thankfully, Graham is in character he still is pretty badly wounded from the fight. He wakes up in the Medical bay of the PPC HQ, with a resurrected and patched up Valanice next to him in the other bed.
I'm either reading too much PPC stuff lately, or I'm just completely insane. Well, I have been inducted into the Asylum, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's the latter.
