-So tired.

-Hyper from caffeine at the same time. STIMULANTS AND DEPRESSANTS ARE WEIRD TOGETHER.

-Snarking.
-Deciding that I'm now a dragon.

Only instead of scales, I'm covered in pearls.

And I have an evil plot to take down the Greek system all over the world by poisoning kegs with hallucinogens and encouraging mass hysteria and suicide.

The trick is that it will only be effective in large quantities, so social drinkers will be fine and everyone will be very, very confused.

Role-play is fun.