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Started by crayauchtin, October 26, 2012, 11:29:57 PM

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Jafar

Ehh, fine, I'll stick with being a generic 1-dimensional hero. It's not that bad anyway. :P
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crayauchtin

I don't understand what happened to this thread, it started out so rationally...

No, listen. It is a monkey. I know because I have an extremely accurate monkey-dar. It MAY be a monkey-cat hybrid giving birth to a meowing Cthulian horror out of its mouth -- or fully grown from its head like Zeus -- but it is DEFINITELY a monkey.

Anyways. Let's be fair for a minute.
A stork in and of itself cannot scare away dragons and griffins.
You know what about the stork scared away the dragons and griffins?
The screaming human babies. Obviously.
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

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I just needed to see the title of that video to know I didn't want to see, hear, or associate with it. I'm even deleting it from my Internet history just in case. :P
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

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Quote from: crayauchtin on October 30, 2012, 05:44:29 PM
I don't understand what happened to this thread, it started out so rationally...

I know, right!? That's what I always say.

Quote from: crayauchtin on October 30, 2012, 05:44:29 PM

No, listen. It is a monkey. I know because I have an extremely accurate monkey-dar. It MAY be a monkey-cat hybrid giving birth to a meowing Cthulian horror out of its mouth -- or fully grown from its head like Zeus -- but it is DEFINITELY a monkey.

Anyways. Let's be fair for a minute.
A stork in and of itself cannot scare away dragons and griffins.
You know what about the stork scared away the dragons and griffins?
The screaming human babies. Obviously.


Totally makes sense. You've got a talent with words, frand.


I WANT A MONKEY-DAR!


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Say

I tought monkey-dar was more along like a monkey radar thing D:


AM I CONFUSED? Where am I? what is this? who am I?! D:


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crayauchtin

Say, you have positively followed my train of thought.

Call your doctor immediately.
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

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Say

Quote from: crayauchtin on October 31, 2012, 09:44:39 PM
Say, you have positively followed my train of thought.

Call your doctor immediately.

*dials number*

Hello?? Doctor Jafar, I has a case of the Questies! (sorta like cooties when you're 7 years old)
WHAT DO I DO?!!? D:
*screams*


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TO BE CONTINUED....
DUN DUN DUN!

Tune in next time on Royal General Grey House's Necessary Practice for the SHOCKING conclusion!

(...are there any doctor shows I missed including in that title? :P)
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

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+

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HAPPY FRAND



Did it work? :P


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XD I think he has to be snarking something for it to work. :P
 
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Jafar

Quote from: Say on November 01, 2012, 10:07:58 PM
*dials number*

Hello?? Doctor Jafar, I has a case of the Questies! (sorta like cooties when you're 7 years old)
WHAT DO I DO?!!? D:
*screams*

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Say

Quote from: Jafar on November 02, 2012, 05:35:13 AM
Quote from: Say on November 01, 2012, 10:07:58 PM
*dials number*

Hello?? Doctor Jafar, I has a case of the Questies! (sorta like cooties when you're 7 years old)
WHAT DO I DO?!!? D:
*screams*




That.... is freaking genius <3. I knew I could trust you <3 <3 <3


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Jafar

But of course! Only the best doctors wear capes!
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Say

Quote from: Jafar on November 02, 2012, 08:42:53 AM
But of course! Only the best doctors wear capes!


You're right. Everything is better with capes <3



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Delling

Quote from: Jafar on October 30, 2012, 05:47:47 PM
You may be onto something there... :P

GAH!! I clicked that... *shudders* (mostly because I clicked that while I had headphones on... at highish volume...)

Also...

SAY! CAT! That one has a cape!! *grabs kitteh* :cat:

*really needs a kitteh IRL, it seems*
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

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...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

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