I've been a pc techie for a major ISP here for the last 4 months.
What ISP would that be? Better not be Bigpond 
LOL! The company I work for is called Teletech... HUGE international company. Though we are contracted by several ISP's to do tech support, and yes, one of those is Bigpond!

hehehe
But that's the fun part, bigpond customers have to be the dumbest pieces of shite living on earth... lmao...
I have more fun teasing the bigpond customers, than helping them...
For example>
BP Cust> "My internet's not WORKING!"
Me> (Mute on) f*** this guy's a dumb s***! hahaha ( mute off ) Ok, click start - run. Now type regedit... ok?
BP Cust> Der....?
Me> ( 10 mins later ) Ok, for the tenth time, that's R for romeo, E for Echo, G for GOLF! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! ( Mute on ) hahaha, f*** this guy!
Me> Ok, so you now have the Regedit screen in front of you? Good! Now, go through and delete everything in this screen, then reboot. That will fix the internet.
BP Cust> Oh wow! Thanks mate!
ME> And if for some reason it doesn't work, here's Microsofts number... Thanks for calling. ( Hang up )
Me> Why are Bigpond customers so freakin dumb? oh well... ( Beep ) My Names Jon, can I start with your username please?
Me> Oh you're a Bigpond cust? Excellent! ( taps fingers together like evil Mr. Burns... )
Funniest thing is, I get paid a shiteload to do it... hahahaha
