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Bad Driving Rant Thread

Started by Oldbushie, February 15, 2013, 06:05:40 PM

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Oldbushie

I'm sure I'm not the only one who's encountered bad drivers on the road. :P

Just the other day, I saw a fire truck with its siren on trying to turn left in a non-light intersection and none of the cars on the opposite side of the road were even slowing down...
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Deloria

Quote from: Oldbushie on February 15, 2013, 07:15:28 PM
Quote from: Deloria on February 15, 2013, 06:59:32 PM
Aaron...I was that firetruck.
:o

*mind asplodes*
It's difficult talking about something as personal as my orientation on the internet, but yes. I...I enjoy the feeling of power and road control and pretending to be a firetruck. The morons you mentioned who wouldn't move over are wise to my...predilection.
 
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Oldbushie

It's alright, I always wanted to be a submarine when I grew up. ;)
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Quote from: Oldbushie on February 17, 2013, 04:08:22 PM
It's alright, I always wanted to be a submarine when I grew up. ;)
Oh, Aaron! You understand! :D <3 I'm so glad you understand! :D
 
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Oldbushie

Yep! That's me! :D Playing with the narwhals, cuz they are so awesome~
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Deloria

I like thinking of you as a sexy blue-haired submarine. :D
 
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LadyTerra

Consider this:

You are driving in the right hand lane, and a slow SUV in front of you moves into the left lane.  You speed up, glad that you're free to actually drive the speed limit.  Suddenly, without warning, the SUV zooms in front of you, barely giving you enough time to break and pulls into the gas station on your other side.  You're amazed that you barely avoided an accident and thank the maker for at least allowing good breaks in your Chrysler.

You are driving in... Mother ****ing Cleveland.
I have my cake and eat it too, until it's gone.  Then I can't do either.


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Oldbushie

YIKES! O_O What on earth is wrong with people...
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Driving--where poor etiquette gets you killed.
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snabbott

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Quote from: LadyTerra on February 27, 2013, 07:14:53 PM
You are driving in... Mother ****ing Cleveland.
Yay! Cleveland!
*crickets*
(I used to live in the Cleveland area, and my sister still does.)
Also, the river doesn't catch on fire anymore.

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LadyTerra

Sad thing is this is normal driving behavior from Cleveland residents.  Hell, this is the place where this woman got caught driving on the sidewalk to get around a stopped school bus... while kids were getting on the bus.

Luckily, she didn't hit anyone, but the judge ordered her to wear a sign on that street corner saying she's an idiot for about a week.
I have my cake and eat it too, until it's gone.  Then I can't do either.


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Oldbushie

That's an interesting punishment... o_O I hope she was fined on top of that.
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