Consider this:
You are driving in the right hand lane, and a slow SUV in front of you moves into the left lane. You speed up, glad that you're free to actually drive the speed limit. Suddenly, without warning, the SUV zooms in front of you, barely giving you enough time to break and pulls into the gas station on your other side. You're amazed that you barely avoided an accident and thank the maker for at least allowing good breaks in your Chrysler.
You are driving in... Mother ****ing Cleveland.